Thread 543200087

the cement is cracking edition

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>>542663090

>Decklists
https://hsguru.com/ – previously d0nkey - free stats and deck lists
https://hsreplay.net/meta/ – deck tier lists (bronze to gold)
https://vicioussyndicate.com/ – meta report
https://hearthpwn.com/ – decks, news, patch notes
https://hearthstone-decks.net/ standard & wild decks

>Deck trackers & statistics
https://hsreplay.net/downloads – deck tracker
https://go.overwolf.com/firestone-app/ - deck tracker
https://heartharena.com/ – arena helper
https://github.com/supertriodo/Arena-Tracker - arena helper

>Misc.
https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-gb/expansions-adventures/across-the-timeways - new expansion
https://playhearthstone.com/ – official website
https://hearthstone.wiki.gg – wiki
https://battlefy.com/browse/hearthstone – tournaments
https://hearthcards.net/ – custom card maker

>helpful links
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MmLTCm7vdg5icVF4dAQhHf8sO_AZvE4gwO8NuQE8oxQ J_Alex' article on gaming mentality
https://screenrant.com/hearthstone-future-content-2024-nathan-lyons-smith-tyler-bielman/ insights from the devs on why the game is shit

>>543200087 (OP)
holy shit op, that image is hideous
get some fucking taste

>wake up
>previous thread is cemented

what killed the hype

Why she cry with seamen ?

>>543201194
that's how paladins cry when the game isn't over on turn 6

>>543201194
AIslop trained on furry porn

>>543202472
i can confirm

it's kind of funny how busted wilted is but no one plays it

>>543209458
it's degenerate as fuck but it's not busted in an OP way which is why it isn't popular
it's like "oops i win" but it happens less than 50% of the time. or maybe even 51% of the time. but it's not enough to be an interesting choice

>>543209458
>play wilted
>suddenly your matches only opponents with Crystals Yore Elise
>suddenly
Welcome to matchmaking 101

>play wild casual for a quest
>my big booty nu quest priest deck wins aginst a horseman priest
>accept friend request
>FUCK YOU CUNT LUCKY DRAW YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING
why would you be upset about losing in wild casual of all places. and it wasn't a lucky draw I had been holding onto that card for a few turns I didn't just draw it.
I thought i had made a friend :'(

the pet tax when a game ends really is awful, why haven't they fixed this shit yet

They really need to introduce a new main mechanic to BGs on the level of quests/pets/anomalies. The current rotation of those mechanics is really dogshit after all this time.

>>543219795
after season finish they reveal what next Maybe Rewind mechanic but knowing standart time to rewind its BAD idea in time focuced mode

>login and do quests
>a mix of suffering and boring
>2 out of 3 games I played were lost outright to cheated Fyrakk

retarded ass game

>>543214035
I wanna let you know that you deserve all that negativity

>played imbue priest to finish play a wild god quest in casual
>lost to protoss mage
why degen infinite imbue priest not allowd its not gonna be op you know you have to draw and play imbue cards, paper craft angel and raza which compared to other decks when you already played all that they are already planning to kill you

fucking epic

>>543224739
Impossible for 90% of /hsg/

delete questlock from the game its so fucking boring to face

is it the type of day where 3/5 queues are paladins, priests or warlock

I just realized we're not even getting dual class arena for Halloween. They really went and fucking abandoned that mode too after their "big" rework, huh?

>>543225906
It's literally all I've been seeing on ladder for weeks now.

>>543227662
storm the gates is actually pretty decent, the 3 mana discount can get you some good shit for swing turns

>>543200087 (OP)
Salvation is on the way, anons!!!
2026 is the year!!!

>>543224739
>q pala
>play murloc quest
>opponent rage concedes
ez

Steadily climbing Diamond 5 - Legend with imbue Mage, protoss Priest and animancer egg Warlock.

I just concede vs warlock, It's not worth the effort playing vs this boring awful deck

>>543231480
>want to have fun
>forced to concede vs warlock, dk and paladin
takes so long to get a real game of hearthstone

>>543231480
same shit at d3 i play quest rogue and concede vs qlock and elemage there is almost no chance survive endless stream of infinite facedamage
this decks broke rule of aggro decks

isn’t questkock a combo deck?

>>543232159
more like burn deck you dont care about your board you just send all into opponent face
there is literally zero combo elements you get quest sooner or later

>>543232159
It's kind of supposed to have the same weaknesses as a combo deck but they get the quest going way too fast on top of actually fighting for board early and aggro can't really punish them when start summoning taunts and life steal rushers for free.

>Standard is control hell
>Wild is a nightmare mode where every deck is Reddithal+Renoddit
This game is cooked

you now remember mercenaries

Monk will save us
Evoker will cement us

LMAO ROGUE PLAYED FYRAKK KILLED HIS OWN BOARD (SHAMAN LIFESTEAL CARD) INCLUDING FYRAKK (EAT THE IMP) AND MILLED HIS ASHAMANE AND SHALADRASSIL AND 3 OTHER CARDS LMAO AND HE CONCEDED

this chinese wild tournament is pure degeneracy

>>543241914
STORIES TO TELL

any Hearthstone private servers yet, even if it's against bots
I miss the old simple game

>>543242779
nope still nothing
i bought some actual warcraft paper cards and play against myself sometimes its kinda fun

can someone explain to me why the stupid origin stone always hits my own face with damage spells even when there’s a full board?

i'm so fucking tired of murloc paladin

>>543247050
Resident Sleeper + Bob never trade go face
They cant heal They cant play minions when full board
Put 1-2 big minions behind sleeper and go full face (Elise location Rush + Savage roar works very well no trade again)
This deck very weak if you know how to beat it

>Murloc Paladin
>Warlock Quest
>Diaper Death Knight
The cancer of current Standard.

44% winrate class

>>543254931
>8 mana do nothing

what did cora mean by this

>>543254931
I hate that motherfucking clock and his animation.

is the reward track resetting when the next expansion launches?

what the fuck is wrong with the ladder these last couple of weeks
there's so many fucking greedy ass control decks running around, my nebula shaman doesnt even use nebula anymore. 90% of games I play for a shudder'd wish upon a star to get a giant alakir finisher

>>543261198
yea, every expansion has a new one

>>543224739
>this is the "tricked" outcome of the reroll
JUST

Once you're in the top 4, do you start hate-picking key 5/6 star minions from your opponents' comps?

>>543264294
did people stop doing this, this used to be a bigger thing before

>>543226262
They've basically pivoted away as much as possible from the traditional yearly hearthstone events, completely soulless. It was only a year or two ago when they literally did not have a single christmas skin on the store for december even when they had a bunch in the vault.

Do they still update duos or did it get the merc treatment, do people even still play the mode?

I love minions that costs 0

>>543275679
>magtheridon
FIVE STARS

Hype?

What hype?

>>543276424
Put your faith in trump
defile is 1 star

All Pallys should burn.

>>543226262
because you pay twice for clownfiesta they dont want lose rest arena players in one month

>>543273769
sometimes.... most likely fix broken combination with new cards
Duos was stupid idea to promote bg on twich more but failed because autistic streamers dont have *real friends*

if you play protoss priest you are subhuman

>>543293150
>Plastic 10 brought you this sane advice.

>>543293150
yes

i like that DK's set is so gamebreakingly broken they genuinely have shit like 5 mana summon 5 2/2s with rush and it's pretty much unplayable because the level of power of the class is just THAT retarded lmao

>>543301151
so gamebreakingly broken that they are the 3rd best class behind warlock and rogue

>>543239769
>Play Wild
>Don't play a chvd troon hunter deck
>Cry
You don't belong in the chudster format.

>>543293150
can't imagine being mad at this particular archetype. why single it out? there are SO many cancer decks in this game. i'm totally willing to grant you that protoss priest is cancer but it's definitely not an outlier in any way. it just curves out and plays OP shit (i.e. resuscitate ). that's all hearthstone is these days. curving out into your broken overpowered slop

>>543293150
Honestly? I feel so much violent playing against Mage, don’t misunderstand me i hate both but with Mage is like “Haha RNG decided my spells go to face, bad luck or just look at this bullshit i can cast for literally free good luck for me haha! Skill? We are in casino land,fag!” Fuck that shit.

>>543293150
no
you are
resuscitate is not even that great you have to have 3 minions died and its slow as fuck any retards can play around it
mothership lmao you can get bad luck and get sentry and many other shit that do nothing
go cry about questlock rogue and many other scum decks

has theo always been such a cuck? i told him to stop using the tranny mage portait and i got banned for it

>>543293150
just play wilted, it's hilarious how bad protoss is against it

2 weeks bros HOLD ON

>double time out into get lucky
wow dude ur so good at the video game im so glad paladin gets this nonsense card that makes no sense for their flavor

>>543342058
better player won

>>543343107
funny joke but its sad 90% of wild these days is who gets the better opening hand
nothing can be done about it, I guess

>>543342058
>get lucky
you're not showing that he played a finley earlier in the game

got to d5 with amalgam priest, it's funny how much it runs over paladin and aggro dh

>be euro hs pro
>go to china to play hs
>lose cn vs eu
>go to gold tournament
>get btfo by a random blind dude from the audience
uh, EUROGODS???

>>543348675
the roids shrinked his already tiny french balls and brain

>>543348675
france moment

i'm surprised bnet is still up considering half the internet is down right now

>hit plat last month
>wondering why im stuck in silver this month
>realized i started isntaconceding every paladin match
hm

>>543351978
highest ranked /hsg/ poster

>>543348675
ererything in china rigged and fake i bet blind dude was CCP agent

>>543246397
jews

battlegrounds has to be the most tilting mode ever created by mankind. being dead on turn 7 when you bought literally every single stat point in the tavern is just so retarded

>>543348675
Europeans have life and sales tax. Still better than Americas.

Nice double shartaura nigger.... but you forgot something....

>>543360603
next game (this is second shartaura and discovered shit)
not fucking rigged at all
Fucking class ban when ?????

What kind of brain damage convinces you that your mundane games are worth anyone else seeing?
>I keep queueing into a deck that's popular at my current rank of copper 3, game must be rigged
>my opponent played a card that they put in their deck, game must be rigged
You play this fucking game several hours a day every day. WAKE UP.

only people that regularly reach diamond 5 with nonmeta decks may reply to this post

>>543362098
I climbed to like 250ish legend end of season playing aggro druid at a time when nobody else was playing it.

>>543362098
i sometimes reach d2 then algo rig almost all my games
>>543361752
shill more blizzard drone here next game
no way i can win this without aviana highroll BUT i win because rng fucks him hard
HOW ? i rolled antonidas into perfect lethal

Now i complete 3 games quest with WIN LOSE WIN (perfect for mantain forced 50% wr)

>>543363078
you are truly the dumbest motherfucker who plays this game

Deck that spams green stats cards every turn vs Deck than need precise calculation and planning for lethal
>>543363285
and you call me dumb nigga ?

>>543365107
so now you're saying your games are determined by skill and not rigged? dumbass

>>543365214
i never use word skill in RNG clownfiesta game dude....

>>543361752
>s-stop keeping the general alive!

>sissy mage switched to Fyrakk package
Holy shit this is beyond stupid....

>>543361752
>several hours a day
holy cora's fat juicy tits sucker stop projecting i play like 2-3 a day some days i dont even play lmao you will never get paid btw

2 hours until the REAL warlock cards are released bro hold on

Can someone explain how the deck websites work?

Im from EU Platinum 10 and hardstuck against absolutely random deck opponents whats happening?

So every site I've been to metastats, hsreplay, hsguru, they are all sharing the same kind of decks and ive tried them all for over a week, specifically;

protoss priest
leech DK
egglock
aggro/murloc pally

None of these seem to be working yet leech is number one on all those site, but i dont understand how the decks posted can counter things like aggro pally or theres this shaman deck im seeing where every turn they drop a card it gets buffed by 10 spells and its every card that has the same effect with everything and just deletes your entire board? then im seeing an influx in mages now that end with a 20 damage in one go colossus how is that even possible?

So should i be using shaman and mage spell decks? are these the new meta, because theyre so powerful its unbelievable

>>543293150
protoss mage seems to be worse for some reason they can get a colossus to 11 damage and then just rape you even if you have taunts

>>543369606
nothing is working is modern hs..... its RNG game where AI decide your fate

>>543369606
tbqh aggressive decks are the strongest rn outside of the very top of the ladder

elemental mage
aggro/pain dh
aggro pally

>>543369606
you probably don't mulligan correctly and obviously don't play that well. sometimes you also just get unlucky and have massive loss streaks. every meta deck will get you to legend and the only reason to switch one to another is if you get bored. every deck has a few hard counters but in low mmr its usually not really worth worrying about that all. though picking a deck that has fewer bad matchups against very popular decks obviously helps. no idea what shaman deck you are describing???
tl dr dk is very strong and if you enjoy the deck stick with it. learn the mulligan. learn the matchups and you will climb

>>543369606
I reached Legend with PP. I would say is the same as always: Learn the deck, recognize the mistakes you make, accept and try your best against bad matchups, endure loss streaks and the most important of everything: Grind. That’s the key more than the deck.

>>543371332
you mind sharing your dck im using this one

2x (1) Catch of the Day
2x (1) Hallucination
2x (1) Power Word: Shield
2x (2) Birdwatching
1x (2) Orbital Halo
2x (2) Photon Cannon
2x (2) Sentry
1x (2) Thrive in the Shadows
1x (3) Chillin' Vol'jin
1x (3) Holy Nova
1x (3) Rustrot Viper
2x (3) Trusty Fishing Rod
2x (3) Void Ray
1x (4) Gravedawn Sunbloom
1x (4) Nightmare Lord Xavius
1x (4) Shadow Word: Ruin
2x (5) Chrono Boost
2x (5) Resuscitate
2x (12) Mothership

>>543372316
why no artanis?

>>543372604
who the fuck plays artanis in 2025 ?

>>543372774
people all over reddit are crying how op pp is specially the artanis version

>>543372316
protos priest is a very feast or famine deck btw. so that could explain your frustration. if you get the good curve it wins against most things but it really struggles against a lot of counters if it misses. are you playing a resusitate on 5 that revives a sentry and at least another rush? congrats you are winning. otherwise you might have a very hard time against faster decks

>>543372316
why rustrot? also what are you struggling against? aggro or slower decks? your list is a bit weird because you have antiaggro tech like umbra but also slower stuff like sunbloom
what the other anon says is true. if you brick draws for 3 turns which is a total possibility with protoss priest you just lose, it's just how the deck works.

>>543345171
he never did he’s just that guy

>>543372316
-1 Rustrot Viper
+1 Sasquawk
-1 Shadow word: Ruin
+1 Artanis
-1 Holy Nova
+1 Lightning
-1 Gravedawn Sunbloom
+1 Thrive in the shadows

>>543374490
for example just now

>>543374724
*Lightbomb not lightning

>>543374724
this is my sasqwak version

>we're back
it's so over.

i just had a game with questlock where with double portal i rolled charge once in like 6 turns of double portaling
ended up winning but made the game take like five fucking years because it was diaper dk and every class in the game dies after taking 30 damage except for DK which starts the game with 80 health for some reason

>>543374969
I don’t like Umbra but you should be able to climb with that maybe you lack an hyperaggro tech but should be enough

>>543379371
swap umbra with artanis then?

>>543372316
### toss
# Class: Priest
# Format: Standard
# Year of the Raptor
#
# 2x (1) Catch of the Day
# 2x (1) Hallucination
# 2x (1) Power Word: Shield
# 2x (2) Birdwatching
# 2x (2) Orbital Halo
# 2x (2) Photon Cannon
# 2x (2) Sentry
# 2x (2) Thrive in the Shadows
# 1x (3) Chillin' Vol'jin
# 2x (3) Trusty Fishing Rod
# 2x (3) Void Ray
# 1x (4) Narain Soothfancy
# 1x (4) Nightmare Lord Xavius
# 2x (5) Chrono Boost
# 2x (5) Resuscitate
# 1x (7) Endbringer Umbra
# 2x (12) Mothership
#
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#
# To use this deck, copy it to your clipboard and create a new deck in Hearthstone

I like this list. I've never needed anything more than Umbra to beat control, Sasquawk seems like a simple win more card to me. The entire core of the deck is "can you hit resuscitate" anyway. Imo the more you dilute it with tech shit the worse it becomes, just admit the aggro matchup isn't very in your favour and try to farm all the bad DK and Rogue players.

>>543377596
retard

How much gold should you aim for for exp release? I have 3100g right now.

>>543382720
100-150 packs if you have some dust should give you enough playable stuff if you just wait a week or two before crafting decks
3000 seems good

>draw 10 cards on a nigga
>still get outvalued
evolve is so fucking stupid

When does the expansion come out?

>>543388105
4th nov, so 2 weeks

prepatch must be next week

>>543388386
Just in time for the new season, how kinographic.

>look who's streaming ranked
>"lets check out this reqvam guy"
>pissing and shitting his pants every 5 minutes about how much he hates the game
>constantly muting himself to scream nigger
well then

>>543390474
B-but!! Everypony in /hsg/ and reddit told me wild was wholesome 100 control mirrors with renathal!!!

final cards are trickling out

>>543390793
Legendary really ?

>>543390141
almost all the remaining streamers have incredible unlikeable personalities. I guess having to stream this shit as a balding 40 year old doesnt help but still

>>543390793
>Literal boulderfist ogre

>>543390793
read it as chrononigger

>>543390793
Wow, this is giga trash

>>543390793
thats really fucking good if you dont mind giving them the 0 mana temp spell

>>543392106
>Turn six play a boulderfist ogre

>>543392242
getting my win cons when I play armorlock seems worth playing an ogre

>>543392052
reroll until you get the 8 point one or run out of rerolls

>>543390793
Having trouble uploading the synergy card so resorted to catbox
https://files.catbox.moe/5mn1au.png

rafaam bros...

>>543393371
>It's real
KINOOOOOO!!!!

>>543393371
>rat
>mill
>3 mana discard guy
>40 cards
extremely shit

>that 6 mana boardclear rafaam
makes me miss this little dude more than you could ever know

>>543393371
Hope this stacks with reddithal.

>>543394016
probably doesn't, both say deck size 40 instead of expand deck by 10

>>543393371
Reminder that this autoloses to dk

>>543393371
surely they will kill neutral armor gain before the expansion right? :)

>>543393371
10 senpaitachi rest is draw....

>>543392461
your win con is a quest reward you played on turn 4 and then replayed again with tidepool pupil

>>543393371
garbage design. actually the worst fabled card of them all. warlock is always getting designed without the other player in mind

>>543394249
Play wheel before haha

>>543393371
im crafting this golden you cant stop me. i am immune to bigger deck = bad propaganda.

>>543397270
Remember to add renathal and reno for MAXIMUM wholesome big deck!

>>543396974
last time i seen dirty rat was like half year ago.....

>>543393371
This would be raw fucking ass even if it Reduced your decksize to 20 so you could almost always curse the rafaams

>>543397823
think of the poor diaper warrior and dks who do nothing for 50 turns who now will now lose

>>543393371
>played
So if one of these gets dirty ratted then the 10 mana battlecry won't work?

>>543398024
Lil timmy???
LIL TIMMY!! YOUR RAT!!!

>>543398024
>dk
Immune to Raafam
>warrior
scripted
Timewarp + Gayvadon

>>543398061
Yes.
Same if you play the same rafaam twice.

>>543393371
sex with archmage rafaam

>>543398712
That's a man's soul....

>>543393371
>Rafaam gay chart
1 - FBI OPEN UP
2 - ok because plant
3 - ok because fish
4 - gay as fuck
5 - fucks you
6 - no homo required
7 - SAVE ME NIGGERMAN
8 - you won survive
9 - straight man choice

>>543393371
Can I ban warlock from my queues? Pretty pleaseee?

>>543393371
is this some kind of deadpool joke? god man blizzard is truly creatively bankrupt lmao…

>>543401184
Because of the quest, I hope.

finally won with a fun comp

>>543404805
thats dragon/elemental is op as fuck why the add him to pool i dont know....

>start game
>aggro-lite still broken

starship dk is unbeatable wtf

get to end 0 cards nigger just uses fucking cubeicle on the fucking 24/20 taunt and i cant kill it because i spent the whole fucking game killing the 10 other 14/10 taunts how is that allowed?

shall i just make starship dk and just taunt until end game to fucking get to legend is it that easy?

>>543380440
narain soothfairy? wtf how is that gona help in any way?

>>543408430
Starship DK isn't even that strong, it's just got a game against most decks. If you want actual inevitability, it's starship DH but you die to even the shittiest aggro decks most of the times as well. The actual brainless deck to Legend with is Questlock because it's like Starship DK but simply better in that it can play into any deck and have a gameplan.

t. placed into 1k legend with Questlock

>>543409490
i doubt it bro ive tried every deck, i want to believe you i really do but quest lock from platinum is not going to work on EU the amount of shamans and murlocs is disgusting

>>543409490
care to share im trying to get out of fucking platinums

>>543409734
You should be farming them if you're not playing the deck wrong, anon.

>>543410340
ill try again then but i was also using egglock, but your saying this piece of shit deck got you to legend?

>imbue mage runs 2 copies of objection with no secret synergy just to be an asswipe
incredible

why aren't you playing evolve shaman

>>543410337
I like both the top lists on this page, Librarian is a funny meme tech against Egg decks if you can kill the egg as well so you don't get punished by Layover as well as letting you push lethal against the Warrior Turtle and Starships, but it's a bit of greed and can brick a Solarium.

https://www.hsguru.com/decks?player_deck_archetype[]=Quest+Warlock&rank=legend

>>543410512
Easily. You just jam as hard as you can to get the portal down ASAP and don't give a fuck what you burn to achieve it. Mulligan solely for the 1 drop location, Catacombs, and Solarium, maybe keeping Sketch if you're on the coin. Play Solarium on 3 mana left so you can get most out of it, but also don't be afraid to play the temp Solarium from Sketch with 0 mana left and burn 3 cards outside of hitting exactly Wisp for +1 to Quest progress. Double portal is a funny meme if it happens, but it's honestly not worth delaying to set up nor is it even that strong if you're playing a non-board based deck because you want to have room for Horizon's Edge and other shit.

>>543411194
is that the one with the constant buffing every card every turn? share please then

>>543411336
no idea what you're talking about

welp finally hitting over 50% with fuckign priestfaggotry

>>543411405
basically every time the shaman puts a carddown they turn it into taunt, WITH, elusive, windfury, poison, and literally every buff

>>543411601
>basically every time the shaman puts a carddown they turn it into taunt, WITH, elusive, windfury, poison, and literally every buff
that's quest shaman retard

I saved up 2k gold should I buy the emerald dream mini set (basically just getting fyrakk and dust) or should I save and spend it all on packs for the new expansion

why does every single dk deck do everything

>>543411601
i enjoy your deck names anon

Wow, outside of Rafaan this has to be the most uninspired warlock set ever. It's as if AI designed it. Not even worth posting.

>>543413114
if AI designed it would have at least given us some big fat anime tiddies

I’m so tired of the fucking Egg… Seriously from outside can result even funny “haha crack The Egg” but i have the theory every single faggot playing this on the ladder must be a sociopath

redpill me on the egg deck
how do i play it?

>>543411405
you could just give him your evolve shaman decklist instead of being a faggot

>>543418429
>you could just spoonfeed a drooling retard
i understand that people like you get hungry, but it's important that you learn to live on your own in this world

>gloat about le epic deck
>refuse to elaborate further and act like an insufferable faggot when people enquire
you're definitely 300+lbs and ugly as fuck

>>543418352
step 1: get hexed, silenced, or just draw like shit
step 2: concede

>>543418930
happened to me in the last 3 matches
that's why i'm asking kek

>>543418930
what a coincidence, I just played against an egg warlock
>kept hex in had
>guy plays egg carrier or whatever its called
>ok time to hex
>he doesnt play egg
>until he can play it with the instant double deathrattle legendary
>now there are two egg against one hex
>2 turns later there are six eggs because hurr fucking durr

>>543419914
>he's not running 6 hexes to make egglocks miserable
skill issue

>>543419914
sounds like you got outplayed, why did you not think ahead?

>>543419914
patience is the key

>>543393371
>Most soulful card the game has seen in years
>Most responses are AFK Diapers sobbing their eyes out
You faggots don’t deserve a good game

who the fuck queues with a deck that has hex in it
why would anyone do this. i thought they were all bots

>>543421242
nebula runs double hex

>>543393371
>ez elise requirements
check you nerds in gold 5

>against galatic projection mage
>he drew his projection with carry-on suitcase
>projection gives him a carry-on suitcase
>LITERALLY infinite spells every single turn

so is this how this deck is supposed to work? roll the dice, hope your suitcase draws your main spell and then you just win? I'm learning of untold levels of skill expression

>murloc pally plays grunty
>tries to point it at my face
>tanks, game obviously doesn't allow this
>finally targets a minion with it
>has to target another minion with the next murloc
>immediately points it at my face again
>tanks while the game once again doesn't allow this
incredible brainrot. truly remarkable

>>543200786
>what killed the hype
no monk class
once they announce it, we will be saved

>>543422594
this interaction happens all the time. just a slop low iq deck and players

WHAT FUCKING DECK IS THIS I FUCKING HATE FACING SHAMANS THIS FUCKING CHEATING FUCKING DECK

>>543425603
fuck this faggot i reported him and his name hope he gets banned fucking cunt

>>543425603
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN FAIR?

>>543425603
>>543425873
>>543426104
what's a man without values? do you have none?

>>543425603
>>543425873
>>543426104
i don't get it, what did he do wrong exactly?

>>543426375
looks at his minions they have every single buff

>>543426697
I looked at your board and it looks like you're playing meta tranny deck #1

>>543426981
questlock is supposed to get you to legendary so i will use any means necessary, you dont use a condom when fucking for a baby

>>543427646
can't say I'm a fan of your delusions, especially if they make you sleep at night

>>543426697
were they playing quest shaman? the few times i faced them when i was playing quest lock I lost bigly to them.

Well since nobody else has yet, here are those warlock cards

>>543426104
>n-n-nooo im the only one allowed to summon good mini- ACK!
out menageried, fucking faggot

>>543429239
"RAFAAM LADDER!!!!" feels like it was intended to be a cool card but they couldn't come up with anything and ended up with some generic slop that has a custom art with a custom name for no reason

>>543429239
Damn that discard one is obnoxious as fuck.

>>543429239
i wonder if any of that is fast enough / good enough to make sneed lock in wild a better / tighter list.

>zeddy calls a 9 mana 9/9 "pretty good"
>30 seconds later he calls a 10 mana 10/10 "not great"
what did he mean by this

>>543433492
Wow, this is taking forever.

>>543433975
if you're not like top 0.1% mmr this generally just means your game is glitched and you need to requeue

>>543433604
wait for the 'shack review instead of king pant shitter's 14 videos for 3 cards spread out to 30+ minutes each for maximum engagement

>>543433492
NAILED it

>>543435920
Grats anon.

>>543293150
Just reached legend, the only loss I suffered was my own fault because I was listening to the video I was watching.

>>543429239
2 mana deal 6 might be good enough to go into Quest Lock since it can also go face and you don't care about self damage, and every control Lock is gonna probably run Rat 2.0 now that the meme finishers aren't going to cut it against DK but the archtype might be dead given Owl druid has access to guaranteed copy location with their fabled

>constantly bouncing between d5 3 stars and 0 stars in
>wild
>thanks to rigged matchmaking
so fucking annoying. win a game or 2 and immediately queue into hard counters that draw perfect opening hands and perfect answers like 5 games in a row

>>543441952
crybaby bitch, stop playing wild.

>>543441952
yep, good old "feast or famine" design. you're forced to lose an absurdly high % of games, and then you're forced to win an absurdly high % of games to restore the balance to ~50%
this has the effect of tricking people into thinking they're elite "i won 20 games in a row this proves i'm an expert at the game!!", and also tricks people into thinking they're awful or baits people into complaining about rigged rng (which it is), and that in turn baits the first grifted group to talk down to people "if only you were as good as me you'd know you're supposed to win every game"
really clear how the system works when you zoom out like that and it's sad how well it works on the general population

>>543442335
standard is even worse. I dont' want 90% of my games to be 40 minute slogs against diaper knight and diaper rogue and diaper warlock

>>543443146
You're coming at wild with a standard mindset. Wild games are much more determined in the deck building segment of the game. Crying because your oppponent had the perfect answer will get you nowhere. Yeah your renothal opponent had "THE PERFECT ANSWER" they put 10 perfect answers in their deck. There's not a good deck in that format that isn't very consistent in what it is.

>>543445012
>Wild games are much more determined in the deck building segment of the game
objectively not true because you can play a netdeck and consistently NOT have the answer you need against the netdeck you were playing previously

>>543429239
we create warlock card to counter warlock also here rafaam support that fit in all warlock decks

>>543445483
Never said every deck has the answer to everything.

i've never won a game vs dh. every single time it's a rigged autoloss

>>543441952
Certain cards in your deck put you into certain matchups. Try drafting a legit trash deck in standard and suddenly you are fighting like libram paladins and resurrection druid and other terrible tier d shit.
One card I notice is kiljaeden. Its very obvious. The decks you face with it vs without is egregious.

>>543459232
>Try drafting a legit trash deck in standard and suddenly you are fighting like libram paladins and resurrection druid and other terrible tier d shit.
absolutely patently false and schizo rambling
just kidding i know exactly what you're talking about and its happened to me many afternoons. it scans your deck and pits it against other decks of the same "tier", shit you would never see in real life

where are the signatures for PAYGODS

>>543351108
They use microsoft's services, not amazon's.

People are sleeping massively on this card

It’s gonna be insanely annoying, warrior already has tons of support to cheat out cards and draw minions, and they just got a few more. I can already tell they will change the text to “attacks random enemy minion” because warrior mains will find a way to hit 15 to face on turn 5
Literally every warrior deck runs tortolla and that just slows down aggro by one turn and gives you some armor. Now change that to the taunt blood warrior that when killed summons at minimum a 12/12 that can immediately hit face or kill 99% of minions

>>543469124
>costs 7 mana
>bunch of paragraphs of words
zzzz i sleep

>>543469124
Any control deck is going to be happy to finally have targets for their removal that they don't use in the matchup while the Warrior is diluting away their actual wincon in Starships + Timewarp, and any aggro deck is going to get under it and kill you for daring to play 7 mana do nothing and spending turns drawing to try and fetch the taunt one and also kill of their own 7 health minion. Maybe it gives another target for Chemical Spill, but even then it's entirely dependent on you getting the other combo pieces to do anything

>>543469002
which is weird since xbox was nuked during the downtime as well

>>543469761
>>543469849
You will never pay 7 for it

>>543470214
>3 card combo on turn 5 in a 32 card deck

How exactly is Warrior going to tutor for tribeless minions?

Are we cemented?

>>543470046
Thankfully I don't game on an xbox or any other console.

>>543471327
Oh boy, a bad card that requires a high enough minion density to function that would then brick the attempts to tutor the ones you want, and can also draw all the cheaper Starship pieces unless you unironically think we're going back to hydration station warrior.

>>543470617
its not a 32 card deck the other fabled cards are added in deckbuilding as part of the 30

>>543429239
>make questlock (the best deck in the game) even more brutal
wowzers

>>543475498
none of those cards are a major upgrade for questlock

>look at hearthstone video comments
>people still repeat the “board doesn’t matter” meme

That literally only applied to the United in Stormwind quests, years ago. This cargo cultism is so fucking annoying, people brainlessly repeat sentences they dont even understand

>>543429239
>Discard rewind
Will you be able to see what you discarded from the enemy?

>>543476164
yeah putting in good cheap cards over bad cheap cards is totally not an improvement

>>543477417
they're not cheap enough, you wouldn't cut wisp for any of those.

>>543408619
he's a generically good card, effectively 4/4 draw an extra card every turn which is amazing on a deck that really needs to find certain cards, plus it lets you do silly stuff like three resuscitates or the occassional surprise lethal due to copying 20 archons or zealots

>>543477908
>effectively 4/4 draw an extra card every turn
have you confused Narain with spirit of the badlands?

>murloc nigger plays 2 toy rushers
>cleared because im playing dragon tempo warrior
>he instantly concede

>>543477495
you also shuffle 0 mana spells into your deck with them that you can play as temporary

literally 2 weeks until hearthstone is SAVED

>>543483323
with 10 new playable cards ? more like cemented

>>543482628
You can't though because they're cast when drawn

>>543200349
That's what you get, when a paid shill from the htird world is in charge of baking your fake engagement thread.
You should take it as a wake-up call, and leave.

>>543484501
Would it even be good in current year?

>>543486253
it was not good it was fucking 10 min watching animation..... now demons do same (tnx they speed up it)

>6 alive
>5 going demons
>one already at exodia
God now i hate demon lobby
its like picking up bread crumbs

how the fuck are protoss decks a thing?
oh yeeah its totally normal being able to deal 36 dmg to all enemies for exactly zero mana and then you still have 15 mana left to do whatever you want

>>543487613
This is the side effect of weak metas
There is no reason not to go for demons and quillboar, since you dont need exodia setup to work

remove warlock and the game will never lose players ever again.

Whalebros.....

>against deathrattle dh
>it's ok I hexed his felstalker
>oh whoops DH gets to discover deathrattles you played, not triggered, unlike pretty much every other deathrattle duplicate effect in the game
ebinnnnnnnnnnn

oh cool another deathrattle dh

what fucking decks does this bullshit even lose to? hyper aggro? or you get super unlucky on draws? this shit has infinite board, infinite armor and a bunch of finishers

>>543494821
Wheel warlock/Armor Warlock with wheel
Hostage shaman
Velen/Antonidas combos(warlock priest rogue)
Rafaam Warlock(rewind 2 weeks)

>>543490310
dude went..... so close to exodia

>>543494972
so four decks I have never seen in my entire life
I gotta get on dh apparently

3 weeks until priest, paladin, questlock and dk are nerfed bros hold on

Next puzzle when ?

the real question is when is hearthstone getting tier 3 heroes

>>543492520
This but with Mage. I guarantee it.

monk when?

I love green rafaam

>>543505134
we love green rafaam around here

>>543509937
Isn’t Tiny Rafaam best Rafaam?

>>543510449
Archmage(female)

>>543509758
Iconic moment.
Now topdeck CTA and get another one KEK.

>Bored
>change deck to quest rogue
>instant counter
>wipe my board full of highstated leggos
>discover 20 to face
not sus.... i guess im stop at d2 with my cool decks

Did they nerf control yet?

Lmao next game.....
Yeah totally not scripted in my favor
>>543513912
control is dead all *control* decks is combo decks

>git gud
>skill issue
>learn mulligans

just hit diamond from gold in 2 hours.... so clearly its nothing to do with anyone of those reddit responses, also thanks for the actual anon who gave a basic insight into how to rape the ladder im eternally greatful and if i was a faggot i would suck you off, welp about to go hit diamond because it has nothing to do with skill, rng, or mulligans, its just the deck and some are superior than others facts

>>543503472
2026
evoker in 2028
the new class they're adding to wow soon in 2030
trust the plan

>>543515940
Which deck and which insight you found useful?

>>543516581
i unironically believe this, in fact first expansion of 2026 will bring the fucking pandas finally.

the real question here is what new class they will add to wow? bard, tinker? something else?

>>543517223
BBC addict

>>543503472
they added d*mon hunter before adding monk
sorry anon

>archmage Rafaam is female
WHY DO THEY KEEP SHOVING TRANNIES DOWN OUR THROAT

Is this based or cringe? Find out today in gold 5 death knight

>>543520875
RAFAAAAAAAAAAAAAM SUPREME ACK-AEOLOGIST

>>543521114
what even is the point of this? why don't i just play something else like the weapon and the 3 damage frost spell if im trying to spend corpses

>>543520875
do ethereals even have a sex to being with?

>>543522990
They are souls, so they had genitalia at some point yeah.
They are a post wow addition so they never had a strong social gender/sex division tho.

>>543523610
>post wow addition
You mean post WC3? Cause they've been in WoW since TBC.

>win 12:0 up to rank 1, 2 star facing relatively random assortment of decks
>lose 10 in a row immediately after facing the same 2 decks (hard counters) back to back to back
hmmmm

You pally fags really need to start putting silence in your deck this is embarrassing

>>543523975
Yeah, idk why I had a stroke when writing. I meant to say "post-wow retconning" type shit, y'know when they removed 99% of the nelf gender locking.

https://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-gb/news/24241327/across-the-timeways-community-events
Holy kek
Holy kek

>>543525376
how hard can it fucking be to take a snapshot of the game's state and go back to it?
also lmao because they made such an original and apparently technically intensive effect yet the only effects they could think of to make with it is shit like "summon a random legendary :)"

>>543525376
is this the first time a card has been nerfed for purely technical performance issues? LMAO

>>543526312
they nerfed a bunch of old cards once because they were too stupid to make clean and future-proof code for their effects

>>543526312
https://hearthstone.wiki.gg/wiki/Nozdormu


Forged in the Barrens logo.pngPatch 20.0.0.77662 (2021-03-25):
2021-03-30: Moved from the Classic set to the Legacy set.
Rastakhan's Rumble logo.png Patch 13.4.0.29349 (2019-03-14):
Nozdormu's visual effects will no longer persist after he is transformed.
Journey to Un'Goro logo.png Patch 8.0.0.18336 (2017-04-04):
Sandstorm visual will no longer persist if he is returned to a player's hand.
The Grand Tournament logo.png Patch 3.0.0.9786 (2015-08-18):
Has a new musical stinger.
Blackrock Mountain logo.png Patch 2.7.0.9166 (2015-06-15):
Nozdormu no longer continues to produce a sandstorm effect after being Transformed.
Goblins vs Gnomes logo.png Patch 2.0.0.7234 (2014-12-04):
Fixed a bug where Nozdormu gave players 30 seconds a turn instead of 15.
Hearthstone logo.png Patch 1.0.0.3890 (Closed beta, 2013-10-02):
Has a new visual effect.
Hearthstone logo.png Patch 1.0.0.3604 (Alpha, 2013-08-12):
Flavor text now reads: "Time to write some flavor text." (previously: no flavor text).

>>543527230
Forgot about *nerf*
>Dream Portal bans - Due to unintended side effects, Nozdormu cannot be generated by Dream Portal.

>>543525376
>12 welfare packs

thank you cora

>>543526054
Take the team that couldnt figure how to make Nozdormu work

Then make them worse

>DK isn't wild viable!
Bet you feel dumb rn, just be top 200(*10) wild bro.

>roping paypig opponent points randomly generated shit at your face while roping every turn
>ropes turn 1
>ropes turn 2
>ropes turn 3
>is a paypig btw, paypig avatar, paypig pet
>ropes turn 4
>points randomly generated shit at your face
>sorry you lost after getting an absurd amount of extra time drained that you were forced to wait through
>"hahahahahaha" - ben brode laughtrack

>>543533453
Post deck oh DK wild savior!!! I want to play DK in wild too

>>543529092
>you can get up to 10 packs just for watching any Hearthstone stream (2 hours per drop)!
bruh thats 40 hours holy fuck

>nerfing the card instead of just fixing Rewind's animation
kek
some nepo baby definitely designed that shitty fucking animation and is throwing a shit fit over the possibility of their "hard work" being reduced so theyre nerfing the card instead

>>543534638
Don't, it fucking sucks into anything that isn't aggro.
### Even midrange
# Class: Death Knight
# Format: Wild
#
# 2x (2) Down with the Ship
# 2x (2) Dreadhound Handler
# 2x (2) Gold Panner
# 2x (2) Infested Breath
# 2x (2) Plague Strike
# 2x (2) Poison Breath
# 2x (2) Wild Pyromancer
# 1x (4) E.T.C., Band Manager
# 1x (2) Coroner
# 1x (7) Kil'jaeden
# 1x (7) Patchwerk
# 1x (4) Helya
# 1x (4) Nightmare Lord Xavius
# 2x (4) Sanguine Infestation
# 2x (6) Airlock Breach
# 1x (6) Genn Greymane
# 2x (6) Hollow Hound
# 1x (6) Sylvanas, the Accused
# 1x (6) The Headless Horseman
# 1x (6) Theotar, the Mad Duke
# 2x (8) Soulstealer
# 1x (8) The Primus
#
AAEBAfHhBAjN9AK42QSk7wT9xAWT+wXt/wW9sQbDgwcLodQE8OMEq4AFj+QFgvgFzpwG/7oGoOIGgf0GloIHvJQHAAED5JwF/cQF6e0G/cQFr/QG/cQFAAA=
#
# To use this deck, copy it to your clipboard and create a new deck in Hearthstone

You can also turn it rainbow with shit like corpsicle and CNE.

>>543537270
nice wincondition

>>543537905
The wincon is getting board control and slowly chunking the opp for like, an hour :^)
Even used to be better but it got powercrept, back in the day you went triple unholy for the bloodlust.

Here's some paypig whale seethe after losing with their Diaper deck

>>543533453
imagine playing wild, standard is the real shit

>>543537153
it's so funny listening to some of these attempted explanations
"the game needs 10 seconds to do all the complicated back-processing involved in resetting the game state!!"
yeah, okay. your 20 year old game that can be reduced down to simple text logs needs a literal loading screen to reverse an RNG outcome. for sure

>>543538447
Yes we know standard is really shit.

>>543537270
add zola for Helya maxxing nig

>>543537153
It was a fat asian girl
You just know the skinny balding nerd director is simping for her

>>543538840
I did think about it, but the deck is even for the incredible good aggro MU.
Helya is only there for the combo MU. It lets you pretend you aren't walking into a 1:9 match up.

>>543533453
>1800 wild
that's the equiavalent 10k standard lmao

>>543538485
it doesn't make any sense. you literally just snapshot the current state and if they click the rewind button, go back to it. 12 seconds is obscene. and we know it has nothing to do with animation times because they cover the screen in dust to hide them all being skipped

>Nozdormu
>Added Patch 1.0.0.3140 (Alpha, April or May 2013)
>Fixed Rastakhan's Rumble l Patch (2019-03-14):
Trust the plan they fix rewind in 6 year window

>just found out that they're nerfing Rewind cards (WHICH AREN'T EVEN PLAYED) because the game client is too shit to handle them, and they NEED them to be played even less than currently
I came here to laugh at you, /hsg/

AHAHA HAHAHA

>>543539127
it's fine as long as we keep getting gacha pets in the meantime, that's the most important thing

>>543520875
>sees woman
>assumes its a tranny
its a genderbent timeline CHUD. you will never pound the rafussy now. maybe you can suck man-elises's cock instead

>>543539081
I mean, if you really think about it, Standard top 10000 is basically standard Top 1000, and I mean, 1000 to 100 isn't that big and 100 to 10 is even smaller.
SO yeah, Standard Top 10000 is the same as standard Top 1!
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

>>543537270
No eliza to take advantage of the 1 mana ghoul?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>543541597
She's too slow without ghoul's night out, along with that she is a truly godawful card to play in wild.
I use her in the rainbow one which has a heavier slant towards aggro.

>>543542009
>Post about even DK
>This nigga matches up against
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Synchronicity!

>>543542336
>Post about even DK
My post is about the NIGGER on my screen

What the fuck did they do to paladin?

>>543542009
>>543543248
too many white dudes in the silver hand it was problematic please understand

>>543543248
I liked the "endless legions of identical guys" thing Paladin had going for them, with Dude Paladin, but yeah there's like 7 variations of the token now which kind of ruined that. 4/7 are women which doesn't seem very lore accurate to me

>>543543660
nope there are only 3 women, the night elf is a dude (still not lore accurate btw)

>>543544063
>the night elf is a dude
Oh yes, looking closer I can clearly see that

Those Night Elf Paladins and their wacky millennial haircuts!

>>543542009
>we reportin fa duty n shiet

>>543544638
nelf bussy

>>543543660
There isn't even an option to toggle this back? I'll unironically uninstall

>>543547661
the only bright side is that pally hero power is basically unclickable these days. if you have to hero power you basically lose

>they play muster for battle
>you don't have an immediate board clear to respond with, so you immediately lose
pretty good game design

For the first time since I started playing Hearthstone, I'm using a meta deck (murloc paladin) thanks to the free deck. Yes, I'm winning, I even managed to get 12 consecutive wins yesterday (achievement), but at what cost... It's boring, predictable, uninteresting, I know exactly what to play, when to play it, and I win (9/10).

>>543552371
You're doing yourself a disservice. If you keep playing and winning you'll not only eventually hit a wall where murloc paladin is no longer good but your funny homebrew decks will be completely unworkably bad if you decide to switch back.

it's really tleling that the only two decks to come out of this dogshit expansion are both horrendously cancer to play against (lock and mage)

cant wait for murloc fags to disappear

wtf changed to make shaman the king of arena overnight

>>543562157
still holding my pally quest waiting for the nerf for my doooost

>>543562157
>Cant wait for Murloc fags to dissapear
>Cant wait for Questlock fags to dissapear
>Cant wait for Diaper fags to dissapear
>Cant wait for Protoss fag to dissapear
Careful with what you wish for and i can assure you DK is staying being the most obnoxious of the bunch

>>543562157
Just put them on snooze

>>543566656
its probably not getting nerfed
at least we'll get some dust from the lock quest

It always takes a few turns to realize the exodia has already been assembled.
Its amazing how a simple tazdingo can turn this matchup into an auto loss into an easy farm

Farming murloc fags for (You)

Farming murloc fags for (You)

To improve your murloc paladin, you must find the courage to not go full murloc in your deck
>put something that heal
>put something that taunt
>put a discovery spell

And always let some space on the battlefield

I don't get it. Instead of an actual rewind, can't they do a pseudo rewind? There is plenty of ways to mask a rewind effect. How about generating 3 outcomes and when you "rewind", the game removes 1 outcome and gives you another one. This way the game state is always progressing and you don't need to reload shit.

>>543583097
honestly think they just have a fetish for making the game unbearably slow and it's just all intentional
i always think about how they chose to animate secret passage for rogue. it's so fucking obnoxiously slow, it takes like a whole goddamn minute to draw 4 cards, and this is something they literally chose to do. and this is just one example of course, but it sticks out in my mind as the most egregious one. but the whole game since the beginning has been full of animations that take way too fucking long
it's a very simple design trick to pad the "user engagement time" kpi. if they force everyone to wait a few extra seconds every time something happens, it adds up to millions of extra seconds over time

>>543586235
It’s their “fix” for shit like apm mage

So glad that one blue haired freak decided to print Shadowstep 2

Why is there a sudden influx of totally real and legit astral communion druids that all play the exact same copy pasted deck and always get astral communion on curve?

>>543598564
stop noticing things

Man, doing Duos with randoms truly showcases the absolute depths of mental insuffiencies present in the general public.
Yeah, no totally sell that turn 4 Shadowdancer and turn 6 Ur'zul I've passed you because I already had a strong beast board that would keep us alive, so you can keep scaling your Annoy-o-tron up to an impressive 30 power. Great decision making on your part, wouldn't have gotten 3rd place without you.

>>543595413
APMage players just animation hack.

>>543586235
Agreed, there is some fucky shit going on with some animations. It is worse when the opponent does it.

>>543613715
Congratulations, now Chromie will send you nudes in dragon form.

>>543614896
But dragons are always nude

>>543613715
we love event enjoyers here

>>543615079
True.

>4800 gold
>5 dust
>10 classic/expansion packs

who /ngmi/ here

Why is he bald now?

>>543618226
He became a demon.

>>543618226
he turned 30

>>543619181
Team 5 keeps winning.

>>543619181
>play 6 games
>don't see all 11 classes
wtf blizzzart

>>543615736
I have over 51,000 gold and I own a copy of every version of apack that has ever existed.

>>543619984
Based gold baron, blizzard trembles because of you.

>>543620008
At least aggro DK is kinda fun to play. I like token style gameplay, so I can still bring myself to do quests at least. But the amount of toss priest and questlock players currently is still fucking retarded. Don't remember a meta this stale since ONIK

Very underrated card. You can do some disgusting combos with it

>>543621374
i liked that brief moment where this was considered busted

>>543620008
I don't. I think they have one last chance to save the game and do an actual nerf patch. they wont. the start of the expansion will suck. they will eventually do some halfassed balancind. it will still suck. then we "wait for the rotation" and nobody but zeddy and friends will be left next year. the devs have only themselves to blame

>>543621752
This game will be abandoned and they will leave a version of it with only battlegrounds.

>>543622267
I am sure it will do fine number wise thanks to china. but it just wont be fun to play and slowly bleed out. but honestly whatever. they have all the information they need. if they just ignore everyone it is what it is

>>543622536
Chinese players won't burn out, they are wildychud not sTRANSdard players beholder to blizzard.

>open hearthstone
>aggro-lite
>aggro-lite
>aggro
>aggro-lite
>close hearthstone

>>543624047
>don't balance the game
>print a signature for a shit card that breaks the game so its even more shit now
KEKW

I FUCKING HATE PROTOSS PRIEST HOW THE FUCK CAN AN ENTIRE ARCHETYPE REVOLVE AROUND WHAT RANDOM CARDS YOU GET FROM MOTHERSHIP

DOES ANYONE AT BLIZZARD PLAY THIS GAME
DOES ANYONE THERE KNOW WHAT THIS ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT FEELS LIKE TO PLAY AGAINST

THREE OUT OF MY LAST FOUR GAME AGAINST PROTOSS PRIEST

THEY GET COLOSSUS FROM MOTHERSHIP? THEY WIN
THEY DONT GET COLOSSUS FROM MOTHERSHIP? THEY LOSE

HOW IS THIS A VIABLE ARCHETYPE
FUCK YOU

>>543624672
>Aggro-lite
What the fuck is this shit? Aggro, Control, Midrange and Combo those are the existing archetypes faggots

>>543629320
>>543631968
Imagine being this mad about tier 3 deck lol

>>543634143
Control DK tries to curve out, therefore it's aggro-lite.

Called it. There’s no server or technical limitations. Some nepobabby is just throwing an internal shitfit to defend their le epic animation. This game is such a fucking joke. And they’re unionized now. It’s so over.
https://www.reddit.com/r/hearthstone/s/CB49N2uadB

>>543634143
>What the fuck is this shit?
newfag

>>543624047
>>543626719
how much dust do you get from it having been nerfed

>>543639237
it was a promo freebie, you probably can't dust it

So we're going to have to live with that dogasspooshit Rewind animation forever?

>>543640000
Yep. Some nepobabby threatened to shit their pants in the office otherwise.

>>543637309
lmao, yeah of course, they just copy pasted adventure Toki's effect from years ago and the sand effect is just there to hide the whole board regenerating
can't they even be assed to disable animations so the regenerating is instant? you're right it must be some nepobaby shit because it doesn't make sense, especially the "it used to be 12 seconds long!" part

CAN I STOP QUEUEING INTO FUCKING PROTOSS PRIEST PROTOSS MAGE NEBULA CANT BEAT THIS SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>543642098
>you're right it must be some nepobaby shit because it doesn't make sense, especially the "it used to be 12 seconds long!" part
it 100% is
some retard nepobabby who needs to have their anus licked about how "good" their art skills are was hired on or tasked with making this animation
they took it way too far and overindulged in it and are now grasping to it like it's their literal baby or something and getting all offended and upset when people suggest shortening an animation because all their "beautiful hard work" would go away

FUCK THIS GAME UNINSTALLED BRO

>>543643205
cope + seethe + skill issue

>>543598564
kek, i noticed this too. such a weird deck for them to rig into the game
although i guess not really, these types of "i win and theres nothing you can do about it" decks are exactly what they like to use to fuck you. intended result i guess is some cope like, "well, that deck's bad if they don't have everything perfectly on time! that means i got unlucky! i'll keep queueing for more games!"

>>543598564
what rank are you at that youre getting bots kek

I simply instantly concede the second I see my opponent plays control. I instantly concede against DK, Warrior, Warlock, aka 80% of my games.

my matches today

quest warrior
protoss priest
protoss priest
deathrattle dh
protoss priest
quest rogue
control dk
protoss mage
protoss priest
starship dk
control dk

im done raging for today
blog out

>>543646296
uh sweetie the starcraft miniset is nearly a year old, literally no one is still playing those decks

>>543647314
hsr tracker
>quest paladin 450k matches
>quest warlock 350k matches
>protoss priest 340k matches

then you get control dk and quest mage with around 300k and a pretty big drop afterwards

Is there a single deck in the entire game that can come halfway close to beating egg warlock? It feels like an unbeatable god every time I'm forced to play against it.

>>543648513
can't imagine it's any good against wilt priest

>>543648513
I despise the fucking egg with passion. And what’s worse they will hit Questlock, they will hit DK, they may even hit the Murloc hell but the egg will remain and the 20/20 full board faggotry too.

what are your predictions for the meta in the new expansion anons? you think any new decks will take over high places? i’m kinda hopeful and optimistic for rogue otk and demon hunter no minion archetype

>>543648513
infinite shaman
space DK

>>543621374
6 damage turn 6 onwards is just not anything any class that consistently is alive by turn 6 cares about honestly. everybody has so much fucking armour gain

what the fuck is this shit

>>543651123
sex

>>543648513
any priest with repackage wrecks it

>>543651123
Asian Valeera

>>543648513
retard alert

Nobundo is so super duper balanced

>>543652928
6 mana do nothing that requires a deathrattle before you even get the location and then you have to cast a spell to activate it.

>>543653984
yeah and the reward is only either playing 15 hexes or giving your whole deck +12/+18
poor shaman :(((

i've noticed that if i say save me donald trump before casting yogg in the box it almost always rolls good spells

>>543655308
big if true

I voted for Donald Trump and my rng is extremely rigged against me

>>543652928
Meanwhile owlonius druid does 30 damage from hand on turn 8

>>543654370
nebula shaman is a decent deck but it has so many openings you can exploit you really are silly to whine about it
it's also really easy to see how well they're doing.
didnt play that 3 mana draw 2 card on 3? didnt play location? you're already winning hard. the only decks that really struggle against nebula are the midrange ones that arent fast enough to win early and lack the late power to beat huge minions. but midrange doesnt exist anymore.

I just robbed some guy so hard with quest mage is genuinely feel bad. Like I got game winning spell combinations in like 5 different scenarios. I'm talking casting temu yogg because typhoon added minions, he has 2 minions with huge stats and I get army of the dead into 8/8 buff for one of the ghouls and another one gets the poison spell so I can clear. It genuinely felt like an algorithm just picking the spells that won me the game. I also went down to 2 health and got a bunch of armor and the random demons spell gave me a +2/+2 lifesteale rush guy. Absolutely disgusting.

>>543656652
>just make them draw bad
>if they draw good they autowin btw
damn thanks man

>>543657395
youre missing the point
nebula draws bad 90% of the time because it's a pretty clunky deck
need the 3mana draw 2 early to not fall behind
need the 2 mana discover to buff decent minions
also need your location so you keep up with tempo
also need your shudder which cant be drawn with the type draw
also need your 4 mana leggy which also cant be drawn with the type draw and that leggy needs to draw the right spells (better not draw them beforehand)
and that's not even getting into matchup specific cards like hex or eruption
a lot of shit needs to happen with natural draws for the deck to work

>>543648513
i've only queued into this once in the past week and the guy conceded on turn 5 after i played royal librarian on it
this is exactly why they deleted ironbeak owl and other good silences from the game. it cockblocks some strategies so hard

>>543655308
"Jesus, take the wheel!" is the optimal battlecry when you play Yog.

real expansion announcement when

>>543649709
My Honest Insight: Unless they nerf the top tier decks you will add new cards of them like 2nd life DK or Rafaam but the hot shit will remain the same.

I can’t wait for the inevitable 90 minute Rarran video where he tries to play all 10 Rafaams to win and failing 10 times in a row

>catch-up pack on new account just refuses to open
Thank you very cool

>>543649709
Aggro DH with the 4 mana 7/9 rush serpent will piss people off early and will get nerfed. They'll then try to make no minion DH work but realize it's just going to be shit like casino mage except green and demon. A Broxigar deck will emerge that's decent.

>green rafaam xD
What is this supposed to be in reference to?

>>543674781
Reddit

>>543675161
>reddit
>touch grass card

this game is finished

>>543675161
>le random new keyword
>doesn't bother actually making it do anything
Very creatively epic but I guess that's the point

>>543649709
if they do nerfs (questlock, armor crystal, yore, chemical spill, naralex or ysera and either elise or bob) I actually think almost every class will have at least one new deck to play. if they dont I think the best chances for something new that isnt just one or two good cards in an old deck are
zoo lock
broxigar dh (but not the no minion variant)
some kind of tempo shaman with muradin

>>543675161
>Lanky Rafaam with C cup tits
>IS THAT A FEMBOY? *gay noises*
Reddit

wait quest mage is actually a blast to play

>>543679284
I was disappointed we didnt get a girl rafaam, but I’d rather have none than an adrogynous mess

>>543680487
she's not even remotely androgynous. her hair comes down to her ankles

>I cast Small Rafaam for one ma-
I AINT TALKIN

>>543680704
The amount of new games this motherfucker will break just by existing and bad RNG will be huge lmao

>>543681078
The funny thing is that it isn’t good against any of the meta decks. If you are running it you are going to run it to ruin some casualfags’ fun who came back to hs after 8 years

>Hurr Timmy
>Hurr Disneyland
>Hurr Dies to assassinate
Imagine having to hold back board clears and removals just because they might have it in their deck and if you can’t answer it you immediately lose
I predict every single midrange paypig deck is gonna run this like how everyone runs zilliax and elise

>>543681380
Eh, most decks are running big battlecry minions that might not be as crucial as Owl Druid or the Rafaam package, but are pretty game defining if you don't get them off, and aggro decks aren't really happy to see a 2/6 taunt even if they get a free 1 or two drop.

>>543682704
>Infinity
This designers are so fucking stupid…

>vs rogue
>turn 4 Razidir discards Fyrakk
>turn 5 shadowflame hunter discovers Razidir
>turn 6 Razidir discards Ysera
>concedes

Call me the janitor.

>Warlock in new expansion
Rafaam, dragons and some self damage spells
>Demon Hunter in new expansion
Fel, demons and draw more stuff
What went so wrong?

>>543682704
E N T E R
still shit

>>543682704
this will 100% lead to some bullshit right?

>>543682704
what happens when you change attack and health with mad scientist? infinite health dragoon?

>>543682704
>misdirect is no longer a card
would be such a kino trolden clip

>>543685342
yeah
infinite in hearthstone is just another number. you can hit infinite armour with infinite health and the number underneath will be what matters

this brawl is fucking dogshit and i got the dancing minions bug so i gave my opponent an 8/8

>>543682704
zilliax is good in almost every game state, that card is not.
this card is most likely only going to be run in control decks as a counter to other control decks. It’s a finisher since if you play this while behind it is at best an 8/8 with taunt.
I see the vision but i disagree.

TL:DR
nerf archbishop benedictus

>>543624047
I want this
fix rewind pl0x
this fuck deserves better

>timmy playing quest dh
>completes quest
>instaconcede
no fun allowed here

>daily plya 5 coins
this is on average 5 matches
fuck you cora

>>543679284
cumbrain redditors need to be culled
"femboys" only exist online since you can't apply 100 filters to real life

>>543694434
>*Q WILDYCHUDY*
>*MIRACOLIO ROGUE*
>*DAB MY WAY TO THE BANK*
ZAMN Feels good to be white.

Kill this board

>>543653317
godbless this dogshit brawl

>>543679284
CUM
PLEASURE
MY SUPREME BOY PUSSY OF ONE RAFAAM THE TRANSGENDER ARCHEOLOGIST!

>>543648513
Protoss Mage shits on egg lock. They can't even OTK you since you can armor freeze it.

>get great deck in arena, better than constructed
>2 wins
>roll dogshit deck not even aggro or control, retarded mish mash
>9 wins AND get 1000 gold prize
What the actual fuck

>>543711512
At least it's not the imbue meta of draft priest or lose

>>543711829
>At least it's not the imbue meta of draft priest or lose
nta but DK was also servicable in that meta and I had a 12 run with __rogue__ too

>>543653317
>play dk
>go 2nd
>auto win
Wow amazing game. This might be the worst designed brawl of all time. You literally can't beat a dk that is going 2nd.

>>543713039
?

having to grind back to legend in standard so my mmr isn't shit when new set launches is so fucking miserable
wild is bad because the only cards that matter are your opening hand but at least they do fun things. the moment I see a ysera animation, or a leech, or a starshit piece I know I will not be having any fun even if I win. and if your mmr stays low you just play against ele mage or quest paladin or other somehow even more brainless shit than the diaper slop control piles that are meta
please PLEASE let this set be good, I just want to be able to kill people again without going through 100+ hp

>>543715745
why would you care if your mmr is shit

>>543715564
?

>>543717025
>if your mmr stays low you just play against ele mage or quest paladin or other somehow even more brainless shit than the diaper slop control piles that are meta

>>543676407
>WOW WHY DIDNT THE DREAM MAKE THE KEYWORD DO SOMETHING SENSIBLE
retard alert

>>543717362
anon those decks will be less common when the expansion drops
>I need to gain MMR to not play against old shit decks
there will be an adequate amount of new shit decks

>>543676407
what 0 sense of whimsy does to a mfer
of all the things to hate reddit for, you hate it for some random guy's dream not making sense? have you ever had a dream before?

>>543717730
the type of player to be stuck in low mmr is either going to keep playing quest paladin/ele mage/whatever despite a new set dropping or play some other brainless shit that isn't an interesting opponent
low mmr standard players are genuinely retards that struggle to play the green card on curve, why would I want to waste the best time in a set playing against that

>>543717767
sharing dreams is for little kids and women
do you think mature responsible adults respect the random dream happenings of others? unironically?

>>543684154
zarimi naralexx ysera still ingame
5+8 mana combo
Also you can try cheat it with 5 mana dude

play quest lock
lost to dk (couldn't complete quest on turn 7)
lost to dk (couldn't complete quest on turn 7)
lost to dk (couldn't complete quest on turn 7)
lost to spell damage pala (couldn't complete quest on turn 7)
win
lost to warrior
done
IF CORA TELL YOU TO LOSE YOU LOSE

>>543724970
>spell damage pala
huh?

>>543724970
You are misplaying, streamers complete on 4-5.

>>543726593
lynessa
rogue deal 2 damage get a coin spell
murloc that give you 1 mana deal 3 damage
epic troll that give you 1 mana custom spell

>>543727375
Griftah pupil for 24 damage

I got tired of control decks. Now I'm playing Elemental Mage, and it's very comfortable.

>>543727165
dunno if you're trolling but even if you're optimizing you still get rng fucked on this sometimes
skill doesn't make catacombs and the location not be buried on the bottom of your deck. it doesn't prevent the frost spell retards from giving you blizzard and tsunami. doesn't prevent solarium from drawing all of your most expensive shit
sometimes cora's algorithm really does say "you lose, deal with it". and sometimes it really does happen to you multiple games in a row
guy MIGHT be misplaying. but i tend to believe people who think the game is rigged against them. because it literally is sometimes

>>543729143
nah you're complete trash if you literally never complete the quest before turn 7

>>543729143
yes but the complete on 7 games are rare if you don't play poorly

i wanted you to look at how it all dk and warrior i put couldn't complete quest on turn 7 as bait lmao

>>543735610
not being able to complete quest until turn 8 was the only part of the post I read

>>543715564
If you use your hero power it glitches out and you will steal one of your opponents horses

only 7 more bongs until the theorycrafting shit happens on twitch for 2 welfare packs bros hold on

>>543739505
>watching twitch for 200 gold

i dont think there is a single more cancerous to play against deck in this entire game than mech warrior. genuinely every single mech warrior player should be fucking killed

>>543743746
your hex???

bros the new expansion looks fun...they are gonna fuck it up by not killing the 1 year old cancer decks right? nobody is gonna play the fun stuff after three days of release right?

>>543745715
they will 100% nerf questlock

>>543745715
it's a tradition for the team, leave all the strong decks untouched then go into panic when nothing new sticks and then heavy nerfs a week after the set releases

>unironically might need to preorder due to lack of gold and dust
i'm ngmi bros

>>543753235
stop buying ai skins in the future retard

>>543753235
good goy
*smooch*

>>543753235
How much gold/dust should i have to remain competitive in new expansion?

>>543753235
I didnt buy anything from the previous expansion and ended up getting every card and half of legendaries anyway

>>543715745
Imagine playing wild and somehow not drawing your entire deck by turn 5.
Literal skill and IQ issue.

>>543753749
zero because expansion unplayable

>>543753749
there's usually enough freebies from the free battlepass and all the free packs from events leading up to the release for you to play around with 1-2 new decks if you already have a decent enough collection rn

games today so far
>murloc paladin
>protoss priest
>protoss prest
I am losing it already

>>543762501
IT'S TURN 7 AND THIS GUY HAS DRAWN 23 CARDS
WITHOUT EVER LOSING TEMPO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>miss scaling shops twice in a row on turn 5 and 6?
>get brutally raped and die
I truly truly hate anomalies

>>543517223
>the real question here is what new class they will add to wow? bard, tinker? something else?
I'm not big on MMOs but I always thought it was weird WOW didn't have a bard class

>murloc paladin
>protoss priest
>elemental mage
>protoss prest
>control dk
>murloc paladin
>quest warrior
>murloc paladin
>protoss priest
>protoss priest
>quest priest
>aggro priest
>egg warlock
>elemental mage
>mech warrior

thank god I got an appointment or I'd rage queue myself into suicide

>>543764542
how do you Omu 8 ? he was like tier 0 character back in my days....

>>543771117
because even with a good hero (though I dont think Omu is good atm) you can still lowroll shops and the damage you take because your shop is even just average is absolutely brutal

packs in 1 hour 15 min right ?

>>543764562
I rather a Tinker class. Mechs matters, Dr. Boom kind of shit, bombs bombs bombs+magnetize… Don’t know feels fun.

How is it possible that we are still seeing protoss cancer 2 years later?

>>543774068
I could stomach a million protoss priests if at least grunty rotated out, would make paladins so much easier to beat

arena is a fucking joke

>12 hp left (my max hp btw tnx leeches)
Another full golden piggy BTFO with rigged in his favor match Too bad he cant into simple math and trade few times ( more than 12hp in total)

>casually OTK quest priest
Lol he played quest reward with mc amulet in hand Well tnx for free win (this is d2 btw)
Modern hs players so fucking dumb cant fucking calculate anything than mana crystal

>>543764562
warcraft lore is surprisingly based. it was originally about basically race wars, real wars, not enough time for gay little bards. not that kind of fantasy
although yeah it did eventually turn into femoid-catering gay stuff. the core reason is warcraft was never the kind of fantasy game where bards fit in. picrel

Theorycrafting stream in 9 minutes, who we watching?

>>543778282
Jambre until nohands or dane logs on

>>543778282
no one. i despise how spoiler season starts like 6 fucking weeks before the set actually comes out
keeping my eyes closed is the only chance i have to enjoy this shit. i don't understand how ppl manage to stay hyped about spoilers for over a month

Who plays otk zarimi ? i would watch it

You are now reminded that DKs can generate 10 leeches per game.

Drops are live

>have new ice block
>have bwonsandi
>hold it in hard...
fucking bronzies

>>543779225
>his xavius doesnt discover double battlecry leechboy
baka my head

you WILL gamble to win the arfus pet

Dont watch main hs channel now... because its circus channel

>>543782227
jesus that thing looks like shit. n64-tier

BLIZZARD ??? WTF

>>543777739
Orc rocking the beer belly.

>>543782227
>bestest boy
>puppet

Hearthstone dev team confirmed millenial basedboys and quirck chungus.

>>543778680
I'm watching mark until dane gets on. watching meme combos is good enough for a bit

>Starship hunter
This meta is so fucked

>>543785176
he play vs omegashit deck....

>>543783726
I just want to see Dane play Rogue.

>>543782227
I'm so glad this is what they chose to be their latest cosmetic trap. It looks dogshit and the fact it replaces the board decoration is another reason not to buy it.

I have seen enouigh to see Rafaam will be disgusting.

Thanks again Cora

i thought kibler couldnt stomach hs anymore? real hearthstone i mean...

>>543786641
his mtg and bgs videos on yt get like <10k views and I'm sure his stream viewership is way down
he'll be crawling back for the money to keep the coke flowing

I'm flipping between 10 different streams for the giveaways

what is /ourguy/ Zeddy playing?

some of the signatures from this expansion look weird

>new cards
>rogue just shuffle million eruptions

Im from future our guy Zetalot plays Zarimi in worlds

>>543789839
signatures always look like complete shit and ruin the artstyle of the game
always insta doost

>they randomly added REWIND to raptor herald without telling anyone
you WILL play the rewind dark gift kindred card