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>Miary Gameplay Trailer
https://youtu.be/uRwchU3LtBo?si=fkQuXmUWQuFnl4cP

>Patch Notes v2.06.01
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1686

>Wavu Wiki
https://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page

>Glicko2 rating + player search
https://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://u.gg/

>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation

>Moves Data
https://okizeme.gg/
https://tekkendocs.com/

>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit

>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each character
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

This thread is ass.

>tekken 8
say less

>>543220456 (OP)
next time get rid of the
>?si=fkQuXmUWQuFnl4cP
part in the url

what happened to first for my wife leo guy

I exposed

>>543220669
moved to a rural part of germany

Real women? Not a a fan

>>543220661
???

Hi I'm new here, I thought this was a general about Tekken?
Why does the pic in OP make it look like this is about dudes jerking off to girls with lifted skirts in classrooms?

>girls
you mean boys

>>543220842
that's lilianon, the thread's resident whore

>>543220842
>girls with lifted skirts in classrooms
that's a man. so it's tekken related

I looked it up and the image isn't even tekken related

>>543220947
see >>543220912

I LOVE TEKKEN
I LOVE ASS
I LOVE WOMEN

said no one ever

I HATE TEKKEN
I HATE ASS
I HATE WOMEN

>>543220456 (OP)
Explain why don't have ewgf.gg and have some random league of legends trash instead
apologize

slime shit

>>543221145
Jesus christ i just realized that
We have to pick between the LTGfag or the LoLfag

you could put a tos in the OP and no one would notice

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/Bs2U84denHM

>>543221145
i literally just copied the last thread

>>543221219
I can't believe he really used the
>but she's actually 1000 years old!
excuse

>>543221145
>been like that for the last 2 threads
lel

The Anna OP started it.
As if I didn't hate Anna "players" enough

Harada just put Devil Jin in some transgender render and let's fucking add Eliza in the game already

D8

>>543220947
Based researcher

tfw onions un pajero qliao

>>543221519
Eliza will never be this popular
https://youtu.be/g8HPoGBhuYI

basically roofied myself and completely lost a day

that sounds fun, what did you do

EISH

We dont like that fag here.

i hate leffen more than ltg

should i watch beau travail or out of sight?

leffen looks like a evil anime character he good in my book

LTG is such goated unintentional comedy

>>543222041
Titties

Is Dinkleberry Johanson a good gamer tag for tournaments?

Can someone please explain wtf that last acronym means?

>dinkleberry
you failed at the first test

>>543222563
has good gap-closing utility that can fuck you up

i don't even play vidya anymore i just watch livestreams of random arcade cabinets with people playing

someone recommend me a song and i will invariably listen to it at least once my regular music aint cutting it

>>543222753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viTayMgt3WY
i was gonna post this as THREAD THEME

>>543222816
good so far good so far good so far good so far good so far good so far good so far good far

Gumo~

>calling them bears instead of kuma/panda
How fucking soulless

>>543223005
that's not a nice thing to post friend

i bet that was linganon

Julia is definitely in season 3

didn't post that myself

>tekken video
>they always use the soundtracks from the first 5 games, maybe 6
LMAO
Also what's with this fucking cope that the music is actually heckin futuristic and forward thinking in 7? Corporate bootlickers

so we're entering the infinite azure erasure era?

>>543223527
Moment of Impact and Infinite Azure 1 are the only good songs, although I am also partial to the Duomo Di Sirio theme

>>543222563
Flying Through The Air With Some Bullshit From Ten Miles Away.

Miary will save us, Miary will be a super hit......

im becoming a demonic psychopath possessed by evil forces

>>543221219
I hate this faggot so much its unreal

i got mashed out by a lars doing high damage lows

Counting down the days until I can use jack 8's spanking throw on Miary Zo.

>>543223914
S2 Lars is an abomination and the pinnacle of the Tekken 8 vision.

What's a magic 4?

>>543224290
you stand still and you press 4, on most T7 characters it's a CH launcher

>>543224382
But why is it called magic?

>>543224552
the start in the input notation, which officially stands for neutral (aka no) directional input

uh yeah lemme get that uh Skrillex having a stroke type beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1kj6pMR6DI

>>543224626
*star

why didnt you guys tell me LTG got doxxed.

who?

who?

hide her from dale

>>543223363
lol idk man, I wouldn't count chickens just yet. Julia *could* show up in S3, but Bamco been real unpredictable lately. Like yeah she’s a fan fave and all, but they might drop someone wild like Lucky Chloe or even a legacy gone since forever like Christie before her.

That said, if they *do* bring her back, I just hope they don’t keep that streamer gimmick from T7. Miss the old-school forest-protecting Julia, not “like and subscribe” Julia lol

Guess we’ll see. Would be hype tho.

had seven beers and got mashed out by a jun yesterday
now my head hurts

>>543225531
lmao 7 beers and you thought you could handle Jun?? that's not bravery, that's a death wish

bro you basically handed her the controller and said “go ahead, mash me out real quick.” head hurts now? yeah, that’s called the *justice hangover*. Jun hit you with life lessons and spirit fingers.

next time maybe stick to water if you don’t wanna get bodybagged by anime mom with auto-pilot parries

havent won a game since joining eu server. these russians and middle eastern people (can t find game anywhere else) think differently. my nigger latinx brain cant handle it.

now you can smash jun

i don't want anything to do with that disgusting hag

>>543225697
don't you guys play kof

speaking of, someone convinced me to buy the kraken, black spiced rum during a match of deadlock a week ago. anyways, this is so fucking disgusting i can only take like 3 sips before just stopping completey before throwing up from the aftertaste.

need some liquor recs, i typically like beer. recently tried sapporo black beer and loved it.

>>543224552
one guy called it that and it just stuck. seriously, that's it

>>543225828
>deadlock
yeah the name fits

>>543225851
delicious stevenson

>>543225884
oh i stopped playing, i uninstalled. i dont have the time anymore to put into a moba. btw i said weeks but i meant 3 weeks ago

got a tournament in a couple hours, wish me luck

masku

in retrospect i probably shouldnt have dedicated my life to tekken

its so fucking weird people can sense something wrong with my brain they never rematch

consciousness is remedial i abscond it

six seven

i cant play this shit seriously im like an automaton pressing buttons joylessly in random orders

>>543225828
btw im 6 sips in and im drunlk

>>543226762
it still tastes like shit btw

Miary is too julia coded to release Julia afterwards

im losing it

alright im drunk. i said fuck it and drank a bunch of the kraken. im actually starting to like it and im not kidding./ gn

I exposed myself

consuming alcohol will do that to you

is 80 to 140ms input lag normal?

>>543225828
second from bottom shelf vodka

that is not normal at all, get a better monitor

>>543227605
give me recs then, i still think it tastes like shit, but it gets me fucing drink quickly and that means i go to sleep comfy.

im on laptop

THANK YOU

CLIVE

Denying the inevitable
As we always have and always will

im starting to hiccup uncontrollably. dont think ill sleep comfly :(

nvm it was a shit site that measures how long you pressed the key for

I got this feeling I won't make it past '25

imagine gaming on a laptop LMFAO

kl92bs

>>543227664
anything but skol

They made Yamato into a waifu wtf

is deadlock good on console

>>543228432
nice

>likes beer
idk maybe there's some liquor made out of s 0 y you can try

>>543228129
why what's wrong with it?

>>543228716
nothing

anytime i try to do anything computer related i waste an hour minimum and achieve nothing

I might start doing drugs again.

>>543228619
vgive me recs thehn

What is the point of rank restrictions? Dogshit game.

>>543228938
why did you stop

>246k
it's ogre

Goodbye horses

FIGHTING GOD REBORN

>>543229415
i imagine linganon listening to the song while buck naked, focusing on making the girliest ling customs ever

>>543229658
didnt realise they had nipples poking out

>go to EU
>get BTFO because it's a stronger region, basically every game
>connections always suck
>can barely find games so I can't even redeem myself
>when i find games they're usually from Arabia, Russia or America 1

This will drive me insane it makes no sense

That is a wild thing to imagine, anon.

>>543229931
it's literally just a scene from the movie

>go to EU
why tho?

Life is mid. And so is tekken.

ive made strange posts lately. im trying to move to better things.

>>543229024
if you get filtered that hard you don't deserve to rank up closer to their main

>>543229761
>connection always suck
that's not a US problem
I've matched US players from EU on wifi and barely any problems with the connections

EU is full of cheaters, that's why the connections suck

>>543229673
are you saying i'm a psychopath weirdo or give that impression, seriously asking.

>EU is full of cheaters, that's why the connections suck
smartest tekken player

it all started as me posting my customs in earnest, both because i am artistic and obviously im agp. at the time it felt cool and innocent, like i was just enjoying myself and others were too, maybe tehy were angry at me spamming but it wasn't particularly weird. but i supposed i've grown too old and it's gotten too repetitive, so it's giving weird obsessive and serial killer vibes. i guess it's time to move on. things that start off as normal can turn fucked up over time i guess. i knew something was off while i was spamming the last few months. all good things must come to an end. i suppose at one point real life had to start.

>having scripts and other type of programs running in the background does not affect connection when you could simply lag the game by alt tabbing
smartest tekken cheater

>>543227771
are you making this game?

man i am so tired of aislop everywhere i look it's so grating on the eyes

damn i wish i was a cute girl bros

Gigas is so fucking fun and based, he's awesome

>>543231180
Nah, someone called IET Arcade
here's their youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/@FuriaRoyale/videos

>>543231769
buy an ad you fucking loser

>>543232015
no need to call me a loser man. Just answering the anon's question

>janky af unclean, unreadable animations
>showcasing bad fighting game design already
>backdash too strong
>bootleg mishima has backdash+
rather be playing heat+obmidken8
>"pls donate to my patreon"

i have a passion for men

>>543231769
Also, here's the P link if, by chance, anyone here wants to support this promising indie fighter
https://www.patreon.com/IETARCADE

Let's just talk about Tekken 8

post your onlyfans too so we can give you full support

>>543232380
>>543232751

Let's talk about Tekken 8 or VF6. No one cares about some shitty Indie fighter project.

I hope we've all been thankful today for the gift of life

>>543232875
i do

VF6 next trailer/news will blow us all away

stop exposing yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0QJQMLKVXI

Oh yeah there's this as well

but i gotta

eww

>>543233015
OH MY

>>543233019
3D IS FUCKING SAVED

>>543233019
holymoly this looks boring, everyone is constantly on the floor non stop

>>543232751
>>543232827
are we supposed to laugh at this guy or is that an actual midwit argument your attempting?

>>543221219
>when you have to do public damage control because a handful of fuckwits are angry the women aren't wrinkled up crones
I don't envy his position.

>>543233198
yeah, unironically the indie game made by one guy looks better than this

oh it's a mobile game

>>543233015
penis?

>>543233295
you're full force today, bro, don't you have a game to code or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek-s3Kz7it4

This guy is upcoming

>>543233391
why are you so convinced i'm him?

>NOOOOO THE ECELEBS BLOCKED ME
lmao
what a weird crashout to record and willingly post on the internet for anyone to see

>>543233589
You have given us no reason to believe otherwise, therefore you're the following things:
>The guy developing the game
>Someone very close to the project
>Just some Anon shilling a project
Since there is no way of proving any of these points, you are assigned all of them.
Key point is you're shilling the project, regardless of which point is true and we get it, you're passionate about it (valid if you're both the dev or an observer) but maybe don't clutter the thread.
Thanks for reading and next time post feet (close up) of this game.

>>543220456 (OP)
Are those really appropriate underwear for school?

is it me or are AK's attacks very hard to tell from one another. t7 felt cleaner. maybe it's cause he's new.

>>543233962
>but maybe don't clutter the thread
Anon wasn't really doing that. It was just some dumb "THANK YOU" post lol.
People spam that shit for VF6 and no one complains.

>connection sucks?
>blocked
>you play like a fag?
>blocked
>you play a fake character?
>blocked
>blocking/ducking/lowparrying random ass inputs?
>blocked
>falling for the same shit every single time like a bot?
>blocked
>waiting for me to engage?
>blocked
>always having the faster move?
>blocked
>breaking throw spam but never ducking?
>blocked
>instantly pressing buttons when i press forward?
>blocked

>VF6 mentioned
THANK YOU

>>543234458
yeah, it's just VF shills getting butthurt people here are kind of interested in a blossoming indie game made by 1 person'

got nothing to talk about
tekken 8

the emiru situation is crazy

i thought the aussies delt with them

>>543234458
scrolling up reveals different things, including a patreon link, youtube link and constant flattery terms like "promising"
the difference between this and vf6 is that vf6 is a sort of comical joke we run around here, we are definitely not telling anyone to go buy vf5 or donating to some vf patreon

>>543233725
utterly embarrassing

>>543234802
shion didn't give him head like usual :(

he has been exposed

........ wonder what emiru's butthole looks like

>>543234836
>sort of comical joke
you guys went in full swing right until that wet fart of a presentation at TGS, don't lie

>Volcanic Bomb (Climax)
T8 has some dope songs

>>543234836
That was me answering the anon's question. Other people posted the links.

I'll stop "shilling" the game here anyway

you could spam and shill anything you want
if your shit sucks ass, it ain't helping your goals, it will only dig your future grave deeper

>>543235084
you're talking about vf?

I'm talking in general
Take it as fatherly life advice

>>543235001
VF6 will save us and its new mechanics (such as limb breaking system) will improve Tekken forever and we will have a revolution in the 3D space and we will prosper once again into the great arise of the 3D genre... AND MORE

how about i take your fatherly dick

die shill shills

>>543235084
>if your shit sucks ass, it ain't helping your goals, it will only dig your future grave deeper
How? I don't think it's that bad, obviously not the best but it's an indie project. You gotta start from somewhere lol

keep posting KING

it's a lot more promising than a lot of other indie fighters, and basically no indies are doing 3d anyway
take a look at this for comparison: https://youtu.be/sGmaJ0PszaM?si=HssvwVnR3IRPCuVr

>>543230548
have you figured anything out

Look, slimetroons have been shilling their shitty throwloop simulator for years and i still haven't bought it and never play to

>>543235569
/sfg/ fucking despises SLIME 6

so who's the guy that keeps shilling sf6 here?

Hi I play jimmy in tekken, and I admire his character a lot. I've been playing Jim since his intro in tekken because he is a chad and very strong, and cares about his mommy. However I dislike how they made him be infatuated with the chinese midget known as ling. I believe he can do better, and he should!

That's all

Look, pharmatrannies have been saying to take jab and i just didn't get it.

>>543235785
i hate to inform this to you anon but he gave in and did something very lewd with her. handholding

>handholding
fucking degenerate

this is a smooching general

>>543235961
he did it with leodin first btw

You can tell Harada is not involved with Tekken since Tekken 4 cause he still has his hairline.
Take a guess on who started to lose hair? Murray.
This is very telling..

>>543236039
jin thought she was a
>man
though

>>543236174
me and eric

the reina situation is crazy

a hairunit would solve all my problems

just don't use foundation like a certain zesty ass nigga

>be M
>live in grorious nippon
>get to fuck japanese omanko every day
>literally took over the tekken franchise
>nakatsu comes to you to show current development
>just need to utter the word; "gakkoii"
>it gets put into the game
no one can stop that man

>>543236174
i would cum buckets if this happened to me

>>543236395
this is how t8 would look if they ported it to switch 2 and it would also play like this by the nintendo fans

im wife material

>>543235961
how can I inform the writers about this? I tried complaining to harada, I even used the magic phrase "fix jin nigga" but I keep getting ignored on the previously blue, now black, site

I hate king.
Now 99/100 ranked matches are king(s).
This game is unplayable for the next 2 weeks.

say "make jin based again" instead

>>543236174
>>543235961
genuine question, is jin autistic? The whole ignoring people and just staring at colleagues aggressively after simple questions or remarks thing seems little too removed from the usual japanese emo trope.

im jintistic

>>543236882
harada watched too much drive when writing 7 and 8

>marduk LITERALLY raped anna
Holy shit proof?
>uhhhhh his win pose kind of implies it if you stretch

>>543234947
i think about this a lot

dogshit8

>>543237135
>>uhhhhh his win pose kind of implies it if you stretch
Link?

>>543234947
put a mirror under your ass and look

give me the most epic aris stream to use as bgm please
or anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbQSlC3XHV8

OH SHIT

Remember when Jin spent a whole story mode sleeping

check out what kind of channel was shilling the game 5 years ago
https://youtu.be/X0EDIww-LHE?si=RxjhvmPoZQvgMlEc

>>543237227
girl ones look different dingus

>raised by a single mom who got fucked by a devil, then later a green ogre
>lost his mom to said green ogre
>evil grandfather shot him in the head
>finds out he also has a devil half like his father
>said father and grandpa later tries to kill him to take his debiru powers
>not so evil great grandfather is resurrected by an evil spirit, had to kill him again
>starts ww3 because some egyptian chicken told him to
>fails to kill said egyptian chicken
>falls into a coma
>gets depressed
>even ends up begging some angry spanish man to kill him (didn't work)
honestly pre tekken 8 jin had it hard

>>543237376
Please don't bring him back

>>543237687
wait a minute shes just lucky chloe isnt she

pretty much

you just figured this out now?

>>543237687
i need her to eat my ass

>>543237749
Chloe raped Clive and Miaryzo Was born

https://youtu.be/c23cr2Xsu2Q?si=1qa5wJ2XrlsHXlyg
So this used to be a tag game, too? IJBOL what was he making?

omg i cant believe a bad guy does bad things in this work of fiction ew yucky they sullied their reputation permanently when they put that in the game problematic much??????

I miss 7
I miss blasted salami
I miss kunimitsu
I miss negan

i miss the tekgen suite

I miss when video games were fun

>>543237135
In lore Anna is probably stronger than Murdak. Actually fuck it, here's a tekken lore tierlist cause I think it's interesting

reminder that this probably happened to Reina's mom, too

>>543238414
jun should be in tournament finalist

>>543237503
what always puzzled me is why in the world Jun would tell her child to go to heihachi of all people in the case of an emergency. Not Wang, not lee, not even her kazama relatives on asuka's side, fucking heihachi, the super terrorist evil master mind behind t1 and t2, and the guy responsible for modern day kazuya.

>>543238815
Hei was the coolest guy

>>543238772
you're right, she did fight Devil before they retconned devil gene being the source of the power. Actually isn't Jin's new form just her power? I think she might make it into top tier with that weird healing magic bullshido she does

>>543238772
my penis as the golden kazuya

>>543238276
>I miss kunimitsu
this loathsome cunt can rest in hell

>>543238815
i don't think wang, lee or asuka's relatives (lmao) are strong enough to beat the fighting god ogre if he comes after jin again.
at least, before said fighting god was reborn as an anime girl lol

this is what happens when you let chatgpt write the story for a game

>>543239117
>before said fighting god was reborn as an anime girl
Miary is gonna age far better than people expect. Less people cringed at Reina despite being the reincarnation of Heihachi mainly because she had that dark side to her fake bubbly personality. If Miary was a psychopath, more players would like her, which is sort of funny.
Maybe if Harada changes the character's personality before she's released, she will be received better. You could make her a bit more arrogant, considering she has demons inside.

>>543239040
>gloved handjobs

no one believed Reina was reincarnated Heihachi

I find Kazumi really fun but people say she's an easy mode carry character :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vReuBi83rmg
skimma vs schizophrenic69

play this shit at my funeral

>>543239547
It was widely accepted that she was his replacement in the game, before Harada resurrected him anyway.

>>543239117
I mean for all she knows he would just throw him into a volcano same as kazuya, doesn't seem like a much better fate. Wang is strong as fuck if I remember correctly, wasn't he equal to jinpachi or something.

if my aunt acted like this i'd probably ignore her, too

>>543239890
This is what Tekken has degraded to
Man, remember when Tekken was actually cool?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuPZBD_78EI

Tekken 4 still is my favorite Tekken to date, it really has that unique atmosphere/mood that no other Tekken game has. Incredible soundtrack, gritty and down to earth stages with no fancy or fantastic backgrounds, just pure street fighting in various urban environments. The minimalistic look and small character roster makes Tekken 4 feel like an interlude chapter to me (in a good way), returning to the world of Tekken after a long break since Tekken 3. It really started a new century of fighting!

>>543239459
>. If Miary was a psychopath
With the same design? Idk man

>>543238517
why come the camera is like that

Stop looking back to old Tekken games and start looking forward to Virtua Fighter 6!

What if shaoling wins...

>>543240263
tekken force mode

>>543240421
whats that?

>>543240273
Give me the rundown on VF

>>543240174
You thought psychopaths come with labels? They're just very nice people :^)

there's like a diaspora queue

just fought a 5 bar brazilian and a 4 bar asian in europe

probably have to change my region settings so i can get normal people

>>543240486
tekken but beat-em-up

Shimbori left the team

How can I play Dark Resurrection online?

>>543240645
what?

>>543240924
>Dark Resurrection
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tekken/comments/1flja0a/tekken_5_dr_now_playable_online_via_rpcs3_emulator/

>>543240645
tekken is a beatem up

>>543241189
in dev longer than 2xko was btw

I get that Tekken 4's gameplay was not liked by people but did Harada really need to get rid of its storytelling and tone for Tekken 5?

>>543241014
>vimm doesn't have DR

>>543241739
>still using Vimm
IJBOL

wtf is IJBOL?

>>543241886
;-; where the hell else am I supposed to use? Emuparadise went down

>>543241917
Nvm it's "I Just Burst Out Laughing"

>>543241919
if only there is a place where people TALK about RETRO GAMES

Try Myrient

>>543242050
fuck im retarded thanks

GOD DAMN IT

HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL LET'S FUCKING GO
https://x.com/TEKKEN/status/1977953799097786544?t=Mlg2HteouQMqUSC2tCbs8Q&s=19
https://x.com/TEKKEN/status/1977953799097786544?t=Mlg2HteouQMqUSC2tCbs8Q&s=19
https://x.com/TEKKEN/status/1977953799097786544?t=Mlg2HteouQMqUSC2tCbs8Q&s=19

>>543241532
we are so cooked when this comes out

>>543242248
oh, use nopaystation for ps3

>>543242314
I'm not falling for that one nigga

>>543242314
I fucking hate you man. Can't believe I clicked

>>543241691
story wasn't that good, it's the sole reason for many of the stupid inconsistencies that the plot has, from jin's tattoos to all the fighters killed by ogre coming back. Obviously it's hard to imagine a tekken without king or lee but the amount of weirdly new things established in 4 is insane

The thing that is really crazy about Tekken 8, is that you can have two of the best players on the planet fighting each other, and the game somehow manages to make them look like green rank scrubs.

Well I cannot find a goddamn JB for DR, rip me

>>543242631
no, not really, look at arslan vs jeondding

>>543242682
Try Myrient nigga

i have living fatigue

i dont know if i have anhedonia or this shit is garbage to play. im playing
>kazuya (i.e relatively honest character that on average people enjoy fighting)
>tryharding
>not tilted
both me and my opponent find the games boring. maybe i have anhedonia.

>>543242314
the jokes write themselves, folks

instagram is for youtube celeries like jason genova

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7AKFeNwXGQ
Top 8 starting

.....in 30 minutes

>>543243948
the one thing you can't take away from slop 8 is its soundtrack

>>543242631
>Green rank
Date term, no one here understands what you're saying old man

Great I got it working, but it has less characters than the DR cab I've played at the arcade

>>543243948
https://www.twitch.tv/tekken
WE ARE LIVE
IN 20 MINUTES
TWT 2025 - Paradise Game Battle 2025 - Top 8

again, who's we?

are you misgenderig us, chud?

what emulator do I need to play Tekken Force?

TempleOS

>>543220456 (OP)
https://x.com/ewgf_gg/status/1979683912709496867
make sure you fix the op with ewgf.gg next time nigga

blud is updating a database for a turd

I exposed myself

I exposed myself

I deh

top lucky chloe pic on rule34 is futa
why

my micropenis

top two are futa even...

its good i have a micropenis because the futa will always be bigger

Why did Kazuya hire Chloe again? Was he that lonely after Jun died?

I want to get topped

Good morning I f hate Tekken 8 and anyone dumb enough to still be playing it

>why did the megacorp have an idol?
The same exact reasons as why they do it irl: To get money from fat virgins

A Xiaoyu player is about to win a masters event

Fuck you POS, Tekken 8 is fun!

Tekken 8 is fun only if you don't play it.

Tekken 8 is terrible.
I just saw a post elsewhere mentioning a “group for disabled Tekken players” and it was hard to not tell those people they’re already in it by playing.

WE ARE LIVE
https://www.twitch.tv/tekken

What's the pay like in G-Corp?

10 tekken coins an hour and one annual rim job from anna wiliams

I thought Anna quit

Two of the most broken characters in the fucking game on the screen right now

jin is honest though

why does king have that heat smash

I'm getting just WATCHING this heatsmash bullshit from King

I exposed myself

king needed a 13f hit confirmable counter hit launcher

>>543247445
I'm so fucking mad that I couldn't even type the word out

PLEASE LET SHAOLING WIN
PLEASE LET SHAOLING PLAY XIAOYU AGAINST THE JON AND WIN
I NEED TO SEE IT

>>543233209
he doesn't have to at all. he just likes fighting with people on social media.

MEN

huge fan

I exposed myself

Safe df2 launchers carried all kind of shitstains.

dont post gooks thanks

thats a man innit

>>543248720
>640x343
lmao

shit playerbase

i believe in raef

posting ur own comments? i see you being edgy in chat

my life is over once it's over what do you do

>>543241189
that fortnite emote LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIqWNRdFpLA

It's over for Aris
that fat fuck is history

RIPOSTE (PURPLE)

>>543249205
he's starting to look more feminine, finally

did not good players went to this event?

saar its my human right to grope bobs

>>543249412
waste of semen

this guy must be legit the biggest douchebag in the world

Who the fuck wants to travel to Africa LOL

>walk up to attentionwhore
>she literally stares at you
>give her a smooch
>only get a 30 day ban on a dying platform
the hero /tekgen/ needed

me

>>543249554
I didnt know this was africa

>>543249512
he's actually pretty polite from what I gather? doesn't give off the douche vibe, he always shakes hands even of no name players and also bows to many players

forsen

Reef is ourguy

next time M is public one of ya'll need to go smooch him

it's raef but ok

FUCKING STOP DROPPING THE COMBOS GOOOOOOODAAAAMN

.......

man these players are garbage

why does this game make everyone play like trash

no...

I miss when spooky had hair. Bald spooky just looks wrong

lil blud went to choke city and never came back

why didn't he just 1,2,1 for tornado?
it wouldn't have killed but at least you wouldn't have lost to a combo drop

>>543249512
hes just an edgy mishima player

why didnt he just win?

>>543249512
Nah raef is pretty nice. Even shook my hand when I met him. Kwiss and Tetsu on the other hand...

shaking mens hands? huge fan

>>543250439
whats wrong with her face?

lel that rage art drop really fucked him up
though i suppose the staple combo after jin's low parry doesn't really allow a tailspin for easier rage arts

>>543250439
>that right hand
THATS A MAN BABY

>>543220456 (OP)
who is this

nice button presses!
button presses are HYPE!

*shakes hand*
man you press the buttons very good very beautiful sir

>>543250889
it's me uwu

are we sure that Alisa isn't top 5?

>>543238414
Nina jobbs to everyone lorewise

*sips*
yep tekken is retarded

>>543250889
Hitsuji Negoto

these niggas look so done with this game

>>543251121
it's balanced out by her retarded playerbase

After seeing Miary Zo, I kinda respect Alisa now

>>543250889
Hitsuji Negoto cosplaying as Kitagawa Marin

https://joyreactor.cc/tag/Hitsuji%20Negoto

https://exhentai.org/g/2998320/94076fc66f

https://www.instagram.com/negoto_hitsuji/?hl=en

i dont know why victor's gunshots arent used more at high level they're broken keepout

ok buddy we get it you have the hots for that cosplayer

holy shit i completely forgot victor was in this game

i need julia i cant take anymore

I can't get over how stupid spooky's accent is sorry I know its basically racist but fucking hell he sounds so retarded

>>543252423
its like a very nerdy ghetto guy lel

stupid question ,but is packman stage free?

HAHAHAHAHA

free fallin'

yeah

Late on this tournament.

How many reinas so far?

2 years in and we cannot queue up while in practice mode? what a fucking joke

>>543252705
gotta pay for it

>500 posts
>5 Reinas
son i am dissapoint

>>543252932
0

>>543253268
yeah should've been 0 reinas.

>>543253152
skill issue

i have whore filters fatigue

>>543253410
PLEASE DON'T HACK ME. PLEASE SENPAI

>>543253152
looks alien tbqh

jin's gonna lose again

I know man. Reina needs a buff.

>>543253410
im going to send pizzas to your house

Reina pointed at chameleon

I was watching that... bring back the stream fuckers

shouldn't have pointed out the chameleon

LOL CHEAP AFRICAn INTERNET

small company please undertand

it's a sign, go do something, have sex, talk to someone, go out, be productive, learn something new

SLAP
counterhit

THEY LOST POWER

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

men? huge fan

someone forgot to whip the niggas rotating the wheel to generate power

i saw in south africa some guy tried to steal copper and he was fried on the spot

this is why everyone laughs at us...

>>543220456 (OP)
Source?

because your company is beyond pathetic, gamefreak tier without pokemon cultists

>>543254979
nah this is understandable for africa, but t8 is not a good thing for a 30 years old franchise that built some good will to then destroy it all quickly..
there's no excuse, unless they hired africans ofc

hades 2 was fun but holy hell that post-game stuff was legit 0/10 dogshit. wish I had uninstalled after the credits.

>>543255162
shan't be supporting slavery

blud she supports Real madrid.... lolwut

NEO
CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>RAGE
>ART

>hades 2
mid
dropped

>lars has an i11 +1 high that goes into stance that has a high hit engager extension

feels like this breaks every rule in the game

a + move with an extension that's a heat engager

jin is so weak

>>543255982
wtf is this? ryu wouldn't even look the woman in the eye'

you can see gosain's hairline going back in real time that's ham

thread there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWcf2jJGP50

its so cool that at any point in the game king can just do an i10 ambiguous grab with almost no whiff frames and if you're within 20 meters of a wall you just take 80 damage

I can't believe I can hate king even more.

Layers upon layers of bullshit

King heatsmash is NOT fair

King df21 is genuinely the single most overpowered move in the game

he needs it

>>543255125
the fuck are you talking about you ESL retard

>lilis heatsmash literally teleports her to the opponent
she needs it

he sneeds

mashen 8 lost

This is the second time I've seen the trailer.
Its actually worse than the first time.

gad damn

i feel a bit bad about the designers that worked on miary can't feel good to have your creation flop this hard

>>543255982
if you had those massively plump milkers shoved into your face you wouldn't be able to look at anything else for the rest of the year

>>543257805
>>>/sfg/

>>543257306
it's ok that africa (of all places) has some issues, that's not why people laugh at us
they laugh at us because this franchise is gayhomofaggot (like me)
hope this helps

After 22hrs of playtime, I can say with confidence that this game is utter garbage.

not watching

I'm not going to lie the gold suits were a bit of a let down

>>543258062
unless you were gay.

>>543258065
>>>/r/transrights/

>>543258154
this
we are instead watching cs2 thunderpick

>>543258191
x 32!!

for me ? it’s women

gays aren't real

These niggers aren't half bad.
Is Saint still in the tourney?

furia royale ain't got nothing on this peak com[ gameplay

how did 8 lose to sf6 when 7 beat sfv handily?

>>543258693
looks like he lost 2 and won 0

>>543258957
cause 8 is that bad.

T7 didn't beat SFV that's just historical revisionism
They were roughly equal in popularity and that was the lowest point for SF mind you

>>543259009
clap clap clap
Bravo Saint

THANK YOU FURIA ROYALE

>>543258918
man it's vf6 all over again where this one drone won't shut up about it for god knows how many threads in a row because he feels tekken is threatened by it.

>>543258918
he fixes the name and makes the waifus hotter, it could go somewhere

>>543259324
actually he should a non-waifus, no one is gonna play an all-female 3d fighter

>>543259237
you said like the vf6 hype train ended

>>543259457
i'm tired of men in fighting games, make em tree people, rock golems

>>543259542
>when you've been playing Tekken for 10 years and haven't reached GoD yet

>>543259727
this looks better than the alphas of 2xko desu

huge men?
fan

Robbed

remember Anna mokujin joint? yeah that happened

i caved in and bought armor king and reinstalled tekken 8
gomenasai tekgen kyodais

>>543259893
SEXO

the most high skill things i've seen in tekken was on that negan map in competitive play some lidia nig low parried 5 times in a row

>>543260414
adhd

>>543260383
TIME TO PLAY

this game fuckin sucks, why do we still play it

only 3d fighting game we got unfortunately

yes, we

every day I wake up and immediately think about how I ran around like a fucking idiot in my birthday suit while in a drunken stupor I'm such a lowlife piece of shit I exposed my micropenis and now I can't even be seen in public almost a decade now it ruined relationships and I can't even seek employment anymore I'm ashamed of myself

furia royale waiting room

why did my delivery get delayed.
i wasted my whole sunday for nothing?

>>543261015
You got marketed bitch
Bamco marketed to be specific

>>543261169
go get some dinner with me, maybe i can blow you in the car on the way home~~

>>543261191
i am an AK main, i was hoping he wouldn't come to 8 because i didn't wanna reinstall

my shit got delayed too, we need to fight whoever did this

shant be touchin that temu shit you feel me

>>543261313
I don want to hear your bitch excuses.

If 7 isn’t the peak in the series than this series sucks dick. 3 is just nostalgia and if you’re trying to tell me the broken mess that is 5 isn’t the best then I’m out.

Palestinians are dying and you're here talking about tekken 8

>>543260763
we do?

>3d fighter
>look inside
>2.5d

mister batch got robbed holy shit

I exposed myself

blud is talking like as if we'd do runbacks with bibi netanyahu to save palestinians

>>543261591
it's full 3d now

>>543261524
6 is better than anything that came after it

crazy how black these guys are more like onyx coast amiright or what

>nigga tourney
>no nigga in gf
wew

next post is what i goon to

>>543261139
this game needed to come out yesterday, now it may be too late

>>543261896
ttt2 is literally just t6 but better, especially if both players play without the tag mechanic ironically enough.

genuinely you nerf king df21 and thejon doesn't place above top 16 in his life again

>>543261313
the post sounded like you impulsively bought it

OOOOOOOOONYX

no point in watching the grand final, the jon is playing KING, the most busted character in the game, it's already over

>>543262352
Law is better than King.

personally i think lawmonkeys are more carried than kangnigs

That's a Weedle.

>>543262352
>KING, the most busted character in the game
????????

>>543262262
what would the post sound like if i bought it not impulsively?

>>543261524
There isn't a single entry i'd call competitively solid with no serious issues. 5DR, 6, 7 and both Tag games have potential to be good if you're both playing fair characters offline. 8 could have been an easy win if they just removed 2Ds and buffed lateral movement but they decided to fuck everything up instead.

im into trannies

>>543262793
that's why we're waiting for FR

same, i love them like you wouldn't believe

>>543262601
"i'm an active tekken 8 player and bought my favorite character"

i grew out of tgirls long time ago

FUCKING ROBBERY

wait, wasn't the jon a marduk main?

esports ready

>crushing lows
you understand now?

LMAO KING TRANNIES TRY TO DEFEND THAT SHIT

NICE FUCKING GAME IKEDA

am i watching? nope

Dogshit game from hell

Stop crying dick jab is a special mid and ffn2 crushes lows

>watching other people play the game
cuckold behavior.

its KINGs WORLD and we're just living in it...

nice game harada

still not playing mashen 8

would've been reset without that dickjab whiff lmaoooo

I want a reset to watch more of this dogshit game

>>543263279
that's still fucking retarded

grabs are a stance

ok that was good as kekken

Same.
I am watching because you'd be insane to play this dog ass casino shit

cam on gosain, win som facking rounds
I want more Tekkino

>>543263159
King and Law has been friends for a long time so he whiffed on purpose to let him win for the audience

crazy that every ch move was nerfed or removed for T8 but king still has df2

CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS

daily reminder the jon would've won EWC had his visa cleared

wrestling is fake and gay

all i see is men sitting close to each others

UH OH

>would've won EWC
>can't even beat the UK chokelord that never wins anything

shit game, throw it the garbage, start on tekken 9

i can't believe i'm rooting for Law, who has a fucking 10f ch launcher in heat

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEESET

1,2,3,4,5

no heat no rage art gamemode when?

The Jon was just fucking around

chainthrows are literally free damage, every grappler should abuse them non-stop

the WHO

the job

The doors

the game

the White Stripes

WHILE STANDING 4 WHIFFED
IT FUCKING WHIFFED

>ffn2 pushback on block saves it from being punished with a fucking ws4
jesus christ

>seeable throw
lmaoooo why

LOLZ
DOGSHIT GAME FROM HELL

?

im uncontrollably angry at watching king get away with this shit

>>543264241
>>543264296
This used to happen constantly pre-7 btw, that's why 7 despite everything was the best we had.

This is the only active 3D fighting game

Makes me laugh when I think about it

>>543264358
>having 100 nigerus sitting in your back
Holy shit man. I would be on edge the whole time

if Gosain wins I will actually play Law because holy shit

>>543264167
I lost

Can someone make a webm of both ff,n,2 situations?
I'm sitting in the bathtub.

law is sleeper top tier

CHOKESAIN
IS IT HAPPENING??????????

im sleeping

Man one year ago I watched sp00by commentate and play tekken and thought he would never learn it but now he knows a surprising amount about the game already and is a way better commentator than that other fag.

the JOB

i'm glad my lil bro rookang took spag's job

gosain is fat and honestly he could use the money to start a good diet but we all know he'd just buy more burgers, the jon should definitely win this

ali kicks are the most powerful move in the game

man I would not want to play against King in a final

FALLING APART
>>543265038
Ah right that was his name. Actually forgot it. Glad he killed spag.

>go shower thinking there's no way gosain is bringing this back
>come back to this
what the frick

IS IT HAPPENING?

that must've been a misinput

If you faggots had any self control and universally stopped playing this crap you'd get the game fixed.

LET THE CHOKES BEGIN

>>543265254
I DONT EVEN PLAY THE GAME NIGGA STFU

>>543265254
did you miss the part where 95% of the user base left? and only 10% tries new dlcs just to leave a week after?

KINGS NEW ENDER IS FUCKING RETARDED

there's nothing to fix in tekkino 8
if this was t7 it'd be kuni vs kuni grands for the 10th time this year

gosain is about to lose it all watch

>>543265342
It's over... chokesain...

we can't stop compfags from chasing prize money, retard

>>543265254
honestly i doubt it. i think they're so far up their own ass, they wouldn't know how to fix the game even if it hit 0 players

>final-final round
LETS GO I LOVE TEKKINO

>>543265254
They got a vision for the game and will stick with it no matter what.
And that is turning the game into a dogshit 3d version of street fighter.

not again
PLEASE CHOKESAIN

>>543265383
>there's nothing to fix in tekkino 8
well yeah cause it's an unfixable abortion. better to smother it with a pillow and move on to tekken 9.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ESPORTS READY

>wall combo drops for no reason
cool game

Gosain you fucking choking bastard

WHAT THE FUCK
WHY DID THAT WHIFF

THE JON WITH THE FRAUDULENT FORCED 50/50

THIS DUMB FUCKING LAW SHIT CHOKER WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOOOOOOOING

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ

you will (not) break 2

>>543265794
>>543265780
>>543265763
He fucked up his combo. He deserves to lose now sadly

AS A BRUCE LEE FAN
I'M PISSED

FUCK

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WINS WITH A DICKJAB
POTTERY

classic gosain

king is broken

gosain just like tekgen was simply born to lose you can't change your fate

>>543265780
>>543265794
it whiffed because it was in the corner so he slid sideways during the string
should've seen it coming and gone for something safer but he was greedy for the max damage

lmao you niggas saying King aint busted
you look stupid now, admit you are stupid

wouldn't have happened if he wasn't fat

im a fucking loser

fuck this i'm going to bed

Chokesain....he's never beating the allegations like this

I knew King won from character select, doesn't matter what the opponent picked or did

>>543266271
we know, gosain, next time don't go for the obviously slide lmfao

utter kino
thank you murray I was on the edge of my seat for the whole set

yeah

>>543265254
nigga

Gosain you fucking fucking fucking choker man. Fucking wasted my time. You fucking prick
idiot, baka, stupid loser.

I got this on lock at the top of my game
Got everybody in the world just screaming my name
IT GOES N TO THE
I TO THE

>>543234558
Nothing is blossoming and nobody here is interested.

>>543251918
good looks

I dont remember last time I enjoyed watching tekken that was great gf

this game is so ass

wait its already over fuck you

armor king is such a sauceless shit character the only clips I see of him are fake wall resets with the ground throw that everyone should be teching every single time because the mix for it does nothing

I just feel bad for anyone still playing this. Except for the 3 guys who actually win decent money everyone else is ruining the prime of their lives.

Why the fuck did i watch this?

I want to bet on who will win the Tekken World Tour god dammit

>>543266842
We had some fun didn't we

why is a big ass wrestler so evasive anyway

gosain should've ducked the throws more tbdesu
I don't care blah blah just break like you get nothing from breaking but if you duck one you win the round

don't question it

This character is so fucking disgusting

Seems like Tekgen enjoyed watching that final.

>"yeah bro just make split second correct decision in a stress situation where the chance of you guessing right is 33%"
Yeah, why didn't gossain just win?

If Gosain was skinny he would've won

because he dropped his combos and punishes

in hindsight, after the fact happened, the one who lost should have done the correct thing then he would have won

i am very smart

>>543267321
>tracking heat smash that deals the most damage in the game (+ floor breaks and hits grounded)
>ffn2 that evades shit and can become safe on block at the right distance/angle
>df2 is a 13f hit confirmable counter hit launcher, on a fucking GRAPPLER
>wall ender into stance mixup
>HOMING giant swing and shining wizard in heat
this character is genuinely fucking retarded and it's insane he's been getting away with it since launch

just break the grab

kang really smooching dat booty

>>543267789
>>>tracking heat smash and hits grounded
>>ffn2 can become safe on block at the right distance/angle
>>df2 is a 13f hit confirmable counter hit launcher, on a fucking GRAPPLER
These things are fucking CRIMINAL and need to be fucking removed. The rest I can live with even if they are stupid strong.

>>543267757
basically anybody kisin and under

You forgot
>genuine gambling on throws which can do 50%+ just because they can be ducked
>also has other neutral launching tools
>also jaguar step
>also has a range 4 launcher

I wasn't dropped on my head the fact of the matter is im just not well

congrats to the job for winning the most mickey mouse tournament of the twt 2025 season

>>543268960
unfortunate side effect of having the game monitor not centered to your eyes line of sight

>>543268960
>hates jews
>has a super jew nose
Make it make sense

Hate King, my day is ruined and now I'm going to bed

>that
>a schnoz
goy....

>>543268958
this is just sad

most egregious AK moves are ff2 the sidestep low and db3

>>543220456 (OP)
>>543220456 (OP)
Would a girl not realise her skirt is caught up like that when sitting down?

>>543269827
no, they are dumb

>>543269093
elaborate on that i have bad neck posture aswell

>>543271120
it means you shuoldn't have a monitor anywhere near your eyes and should go touch grass you lazy ass fuck!!!!!!!!!

>>543271120
you want to set the screen height at where your neck and back are in a vertical alignment

trannies saved my life and they can do it for (You) too

>>543271603
i will save some lives soon :wink:

>>543271449
please delete this image of me.

>>543271849
wanna date?

new joint is up

looks sick

>>543271984
wow congrats, you managed to make something even uglier than before, it actually takes skills

>>543271984
how are you so fucking bad at this?

>>543271984
winx club looking ass

>>543271984
What an ugly game this is.

>>543271984
ewww

>>543272384
Dont say that hes gonna delete it

>>543271984
anon told you to study colour theory and you didn't

>>543271984
you really have the ugliest color schemes i've ever witnessed

New thread:
>>543272828

>>543258042
It's cute that you think she's gonna flop.

>>543228113
god I hope I die in my sleep before the next year