Thread 543248013

King in York Edition

>Latest patch:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/10-02-2025-update.84332/

>Steam Page:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/

>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/

>How do I git in?
Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.

>How do I git gud?
Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.

Additional Resources:
>Unofficial Wiki
https://deadlock.wiki
>New Player Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit
>Advanced Movement Guide
https://www.dlmovement.wiki/
>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)
https://statlocker.gg/
https://tracklock.gg/
>Unofficial Voiceline Viewer
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/

Threadlocked: >>543177223

Viscous muh balls

Viper in a diaper

Throw this fucking thread away

Paige logging into the urn

The Sapphire Flame/City Mother icon from the leak made me think of the Snow Queen from the Soviet cartoon of the same name.

why the fuck are emissary players so bad
alchemist was better than this

A fencer hero is in

I enjoy playing Drifter, teleporting onto Mina, clicking my spirit buttons and then she fucking dies instantly
Fuck you bratpire each my dick

Would you believe me if I told you this was intentional?

If they can't fix the auto parry cheater problem, then they should just remove parry completely.

>>543248469
link?

>>543248518
that's actually gigga brained

>>543248518
How the fuck can you play looking like this. It's not even hot. It just looks fucking terrible. The head doesn't even match the body

>>543248013 (OP)
So he is like a god of burnt trees? But that's more like ember instead of amber.

>>543248651
Basically Fencer is using Yamato's new model as well it seems like

>Rank up to Arcanist 3
>LET'S GOOO
>Lose 2 games
>Back to Arcanist 2
Man come on it can't be that easy to drop down

>>543249302
its also that easy to rank back up
going up a tier takes around 1-3 wins

Does using this mod really make me "gooner"? Isn't it just a summerskin from Marvel Rivals?
>>543248757
idk didn't see too many geist mods and I wanted to try some skins out.
>>543248820
Amber comes from tree resin. And since the counter part is "sapphire" one could be led to believe we're talking about gemstones. So you could say he's the God of ancient trees.

>>543248852
So the stupid hat is for Fencer

SEX WITH THE DOORMAN

>>543249764
puritans (la americans) think a women in a swimsuit is literally porn

FOR THE VAGENE UUAAAAAHHHH

>>543250242
https://youtu.be/ukznXQ3MgN0?si=dVy2emdCaousYiFV

>>543250242
Djussy must feel amazing.

i hate solo que

>>543248852
>Another sword foid
BOORING

Rasputin character when?

>>543251079
Aleister Crowley when?
Helena Blavatsky when?

Make a Monk that walks through walls, puts wall barriers around enemies that only teammates can vault, and punches the shit out of people in the rape zone

>>543248518
>>543249764
Total calico humiliation, rape, and impregnating

Anybody know the source for this image?
Based on the faces you can tell the artist draw excellent porn and I would like to see it.

>>543250989
>Its another of game where your team brools for no reason and loses the walkers 15 minutes in.
I am so sick of this shit. YOU HAVE ONE JOB. PUSH THE WAVE. PROTECT THE WALKER
WHY ARE YOU EVEN BROOLING DEATHS DON'T EVEN MATTER UNTIL 20+ MINUTES IN

>>543251302
We needed 4-lanes yesterday.

>>543250273
i'm bisexual, i just think he's a cute :3

>>543251668
zp92

>>543251668
>he doesn’t recognise afrobull

>>543251821
Brooling > pushing. Now go clean the lane janny

ARAM will get rid of all the BROOLtards

could a wheelchair character work in deadlock?
can valve do it?

Wow this thread sucks

>>543252096
needs more blogposts about dummies

The black wοman of Valve unoriginality.
These are TWO different characters

>>543252035
I'd accept it if it their wish was "I want to walk again" just to BTFO all the 'my disability is my personality' retards.

Warden looking like a cop while being all mighty and righteous is very problematic. ACAB

new hero leak: greg the nigger

>>543252626
greg the nigger is an arsonist who runs fast, sets things on fire, is black... wait a second...

>>543251950
>>543251952
NTA but it's neither of these

>>543252626
>>543252717
reported for racism

>>543251668
It is Afrobull ignore >>543252895 retard

>>543252035
What >>543252413 said
But yeah they could make it work. Give him an ability that's just ramming onto people head-on like Shiv's dash but it has a knock-up and can build up speed before launching

>>543252895
>>543251952
Yeah I don't think it's Afrobull
maybe it's just slop since google and all other source websites give me nothing.

>>543253013
it literally is tho

>>543250125
You want porn? Here's some porn for you then

nice

>>543252948
Then post a link, retard. Whether his twtitter or kemono, it's not there.

>>543249764
is gun geist actually her meta now?

>>543249764
I think the regular soul balls look stupid, but somehow this mod makes them even worse

>>543253192
holy shit

>>543253013
You’re an idiot

>>543253192
Fuck this made makes me diamonds. Sauce?

>>543253192
holy fuck... deadlockerz, is this real?

>It's another episode of three members of the team hold W until they die
I don't understand how these people can look at their double-digit deaths, and then just go ahead and hold W into the nearest enemy marked on the map yet again. Why is this such prevalent behavior? Who is teaching these people that they constantly need to be on the enemy side of the map?

>>543253192
Moooooooods

>>543253567
I just play for fun bro

>>543253013
I remember he posted it in the deadlock discord art channel in august 2024 so yeah it's afrobull

>>543253631
Ah yes, must be fun being dead for over half the game.

>enemy drifter went 25/3
>got solo'd by our paige
is he just too nerfed or is this guy beyond retarded and was just feeding off of bigger retards

>>543253567
Entitlement, ego, missing frontal lobe. The NPCs of real life.

>>543253215
https://discord.com/channels/1231286446472691825/1247595536442462260/1272393277651419207

Hope you're in the Deadlock discord

>>543248013 (OP)
What is some jazzy music to bet up people to that would fit Deadlock thematically? Preferably no vocals. About 3:40-4:00 minutes in length. I wanna make a funny video but the of has already godlike music and I don't wanna rip it off 1 to 1.

>>543251952
me on the left

>>543248518
I wish Geist got a good skin like Mina did.

>>543254047
>bet up
*beat up
>of
The OG
Fuck, I need to stop posting right after I wake up

>>543251952
Why do men put penises on women? Are they closeted?

>>543252948
I could tell from the art style alone because I'm a degenerate

>>543249836
sex

>>543254263
>Are they closeted?
Yes

>>543253804
The latter.
Drifter literally exists to eat the enemy team's retards.

recommend some good futa porn

>>543254047
Can't go wrong with the Charleston.

>>543254512
It's all garbage

>>543254512
generate your own literally none of it's good

>>543254512
The stuff I slop. The only reason I don't have a patreon is because it's too much work

>>543254512
Women and penises do not mix.

>>543254047
Ai music is da way

https://youtu.be/I0gTfpOP4_8?si=SigRPtGOSOUtW37d

>>543254512
https://rule34video.com/video/4082079/in-service-of-shar-futanari

>>543254859
Based Yuri CHAD

>>543254512
Picturd if you're into weird shit

>>543254907
Please please please kill yourself
https://youtu.be/CEbjjazwREo?si=jzpskNy3bEi0CAvk

>>543248518
>luna show geist mod

>>543255081
Would sound better if it ran through the sloppifier

>>543254907
Never post again

>>543254854
well let us see it then

>543254854
>slop
>patreon
Bait

>>543255157
What’s wrong with it?

>>543248518
niggas on 1hp parry a wigga on full hp and instead of thinking to run they honestly earnestly believe they can kill him before the stun runs out

fucking bloody bastard

>>543255768
He's not hot enough to be indian

>>543255439
no. It's for me and a handful of friends

>>543255524
A lot of people have asked me for commissions. Courtesy of being a regular of a porn roleplay site. If I ever want a quick cash injection of a couple thousand in a few days' worth of effort, I've got people lined up. I just don't do it because I respect real artists

Also don't be retarded. There's some absolutely bottom-level patreons that make a fucking ton of money off mass-producing garbage. Let alone someone who actually knows how to inpaint properly and puts in about as much time per pic as actual artists do in theirs, if not longer

>wrecker comes back as an evil gnome voiced by Warwick Davis
What would you do?

>about as much time per pic as actual artists do in theirs, if not longer
Yep. Bait.

>>543255859
>no. It's for me and a handful of friends
making futa porn just for your friends is kinda gay...

>>543255971
cum

>>543255971
Idk why they get real celebrities for voice acting. Just get "not Warwick davis" for 1/10th the cost

You could double the cooldown on every active item in the game and some would still be overpowered.

>>543256026
>this jealous
lol
lmao
It's one thing if you don't like AI, but if you don't think people are making unfathomable bank off AI, you're naive and retarded

>>543255612
geist's head is huge compared to the luna show character model

>>543256415
Because Valve has "fuck off" money and doesn't care.

>>543255859
>puts in about as much time per pic as actual artists do in theirs, if not longer
bruv unless you're straight up painting a whole new pic overtop of it for some reason, no the fuck you are not

Isn't the Yamato new model a traditional Korean outfit? Are they reworking her into a Korean for LoLbabs pandering?

>>543256458
2bh they should go even further and get ai warwick

>>543256691
It's fake so probably not

>>543256691
lolCHADS control this shit game

https://statlocker.gg/builds/build-analysis/216070
this is the vindicta build i've been using does anyone use a different one they like better

>>543256586
Yes that's literally what I do
Inpainting an individual area takes as long as creating an actual image in terms of generation time. I hyperfixate on every aspect of an image, from all the obvious things like face, hands, feet, to things like using photoshop and references to make sure limbs are properly proportioned, given AI's tools to randomly misalign things even with the current best models. All while literally just drawing shit in photoshop myself sometimes and then slopping over it. All while doing, at minimum, 2 - 3 character pics and sometimes more

Inpainting takes fucking ages if you aren't just doing a generic face buff and calling it a day

0/8
Nobody reply to this b8

getting bonus souls from taking down walkers by yourself is the gayest mechanic in the game

>>543257061
>this mad I can make more than your entire day's income in about 4 hours of making porn using someone else's artstyle
>but I don't because money means nothing to me

>>543256854
stupid tranny, make your own builds

>Yamato is being reworked to Korean
>Grey Talon is being reworked to Norse
>Haze is being reworked to French
Now if only they'd rework Calico into a catgirl...

>>543257515
>>Yamato is being reworked to Korean
She's not though? All her voicelines are in Japanese they're not going to just re-record everything in Korean.

>>543257671
This outfit is EXTREMELY Korean, anon..

cool but where's the patch? Just add the pumpkin boxes already yoshi

>>543257446
1. im not a troon
2. no

>>543257843
>not a troon
>plays troon-lock
not possible

How is it that people STILL can't counter Victor?
JUST BUY HEALBANE OR TOXIC ROUNDS!
Is that so fucking hard to do?
These faggots can't buy a single item each so I have to watch the fucking emo zombie 1v5 my team as soon as I die...

>>543258024
>toxic bullets
>for Victor
Does he know?

>>543258089
>oh no he pressed 2
Keep fucking shooting him, faggot.

>>543258024
>debuffing the character that purges debuffs
>with an ability that he can get multiple charges of
>on top of building Ethereal Shift
lol

>>543257721
I actually wouldn't play her anymore if they inexplicably made her Korean.

>>543257721
Why give her sevens silhouette? This might get confusing down the line when costumes get wacky

>>543258336
Seven is also changing.

>>543258024
i need glass cannon, i literally need my boundless spirit we'll win once I get leech bro

>>543258465
nah he's perfect

>>543258336
seven isn't going to be holding a sword and his silhouette is much more compact, his hat practically touches his body

>>543258024
Why the fuck would I do that? I'm Billy. I can just 1v1 him for 20 minutes but still win in the end
If everyone else dies to him, that's their problem

rework calico

How many characters handle their weapon the proper way?

>>543258336
Seven is too edgy for a valve game, its a placeholder model bought from Riot

>>543258973
He isn't even as edgy as terrorblade

>>543258839
No, this is reworked Calico

>>543254512
I recommend you to kill yourself

>>543258973
>too edgy
>model from riot
Does not compute

>>543259268
Eh, riotard have plenty of edgy champs, the problem is they're all coomerbait which diminishes the effect

>>543258839
>>543259224
calico on my bed

Weekend threads during murican hours are the worst by far

calico on my lap too...

>>543259598
Thats a male buck

>enemy has NO gun at all, just 6 spirit builds
>tell teammates to buy spirit res
>nobody buys it

>>543259598
>JCVD kino on the screen
>nubian queen in the sheets
FACT: you don't need more to be happy.

>>543259964
Im eternus btw

Possible Venator leak
>arms expert
>punisher
>anti tank
So, we got our fps protag hero with different guns for skills

>>543259875
based Kissu :D

>>543260173
someone in experimental said this was real but outdated
he has an updated model and current skills are
>molotov
>bear trap
>shotgun blast (knockback + stun if they hit a wall)
>stake crossbow

>>543260116
Don't tell me what to do? Im eternus too

>>543260403
Replace molotov with a holy grenade and we're good. Actually no, we have plenty of 'nades in the game and there's Doorman's cart fwhich is the same as the supposed shotgun skill you mentioned.
Everything you've mentioned sounds like an ability draft hero kibashed from existing skills. He's definitely getting reworked.

>>543260459
There's a unfinished convo where Grey Talon casually asks if Warden would have choose this life of his if given a choice. It just kinda hits hard knowing Warden was groomed for it from childhood, jesus Talon you don't need to hurt him like that just before the ritual.

>>543260863
He already got reworked two or three times, old versions had healing incense that disarmed him but gave flat damage resist and a flashbang
It's more important that a kit feels good than it being completely original

Too early for inhouse? It's sunday so americans shouldn't be busy

>>543251337
A black woman is speaking: Ears covered and mind immutable.
>>543253247
Gun geist has been the premier way to play her for a while. Bomb Geist has been a memebuild for even longer due to how static and inflexible it is
>>543253338
I know right, when they get big enough they block your model. And you can't even read the number on them. Keeping it on though

>>543260923
I listened to it and sounds like he's projecting with this question to Warden.

>>543255768
We need a proper jeet instead of coping with an Arab.

>>543260923
warden is deadlocks batman he wants revenge for his parents fuck you talon

>>543261221
if you host it i will join
there's meme builds to be tested

So we know which characters have daddy issues. But which characters have mommy issues? I have a funny meme I want to make

>>543261221
We're in mass right now actually.
I asume they stayed up all night playing vidya so won't be awake until one.

>>543261165
I'd rather go for smth original, someone in prev threads mentioned an oldschool fps hero idea with multiple gun for skills in huge quantity (to reflect how you could have 10+ guns in some games). That would be better than a competitively viabve boring kit

>>543261820
Fuck it make every hero goth, Boho should look like this.

>>543260173
>>543260403
>Double shotguns
If he can wield a sword and crossbow fires through walls, then it's not FAITH they are referencing

>>543260923
Some automated transcriptions are hilarious. I'm glad that I decided to manually fix Seven's convos.

>>543248013 (OP)
new yamato is ok, maybe a bit too bakumatsu-ish for the 20s, but it’s fine. i just hope the grey talon model isn’t final, because he looks way too much like robin hood when he’s clearly native american - also, really liked that he was a cool manlet.
we already lost mikuginnis, it’s sad we’ll lose the forehead too...

>>543260403
Sounds like Caitlin from LoL

>>543261723
>>543261872
I'll host in like 30-60 mins then

Dwarf Hero WHEN!?!?
I NEED to dig holes!
No: Moe doesn't count.

I always say "Im Deadlocked in!" before every game and my team laughs, they love me.

>>543256854
look up what aidanthedestroye builds, I dont play her anymore so Im not completely sure as a lot of the other vindicta players dont play her anymore or stopped playing to my knowledge(mikaels, danjoe, vegas)

>>543262746
I'm always impressed with how unfunny and ugly this comic is

Just reskin Mo and Krill and imply he has schizophrenia

>>543262824
Based

>>543261820
Take away the hairy vaginas and I'm in, otherwise I'm continuing my cute and funny ways

>>543263304
you're so fucking gay

>>543262746
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>543263304
wanna know how I know you're gay?

>>543261820
>>543263304
>>543263423
It's all about oyakodon anyways

>>543263304
properly trimmed and bushes are the best

>>543263304
>hairy vagina
based

>Haze still calls out Victor as Frank
Cringe

Which character has a quarry to settle?

>>543263304
most degenerate poster in these threads

I forgot how strong Drifter is. I rarely see him in my games so I decided to play him and I caused so much terror. The best feeling is hiding in the sewers or behind a building and hearing the heartbeat grow stronger

>>543255832
BANCHOD

>>543263713
When there are actual trans folx posting here, I disagree.

>>543262746
i fucking love this comic

>Two carries on the team
>Both are braindead retards who constantly die out of position
Why must it be like this so often?

>>543252289
Kelvin and Viscous use the same gun.

>>543262746
holy reddit

>>543256854
I like to get compress cooldown and duration extender both Imbued to flight for 100% uptime

how do i not queue with russians
its always the same and im tired of it

>>543262497
The game isn't set in the 20s, it's the 40s.

I really wish they went for the 20s instead though. Imagine Yamato with a Meiji era aesthetic. Would be kino and it's quite underdone

How the fuck do i doorman? There's too many options, it feels like choice paralysis the character

>>543263304
>I'm continuing my cute and funny ways

>>543263673
My wife has a massive bush, and it's the best shit ever.

>>543264457
Sorry Anon, Russians are a part of life in Valve mobas. Don't worry, if it follows Dota's path they'll be replaced with an unending tide of Peruvians in a few years.

>>543262746
O i am laffin.exe

>>543264705
Build Gunman. Bellman got hit with nerfs, not as effective. Gunman you start doing 400 DPS.

>>543264749
I envy you

>>543264736
Sorry, I only take insults from people who make actual oc to make fun of me

>>543261235
how hard do you think the calico screamed at their ivy

scorn build viable in solo high elo lobbies or just stick to being an ultbot?

>>543265206
how do you explicitly build mo around scorn? you're going to get his ult regardless.

>>543265206
scorn build? nigga u retarded? that ability does shit damage no matter what and is only there to provide you with sustain. Mo isn't a damage hero, he's a utility tank

Deadlock inhouse

D5D10

>>543265206
Scorn is his best ability, the ult has too many counters

>Start up Deadlock
>Get into a game quickly
>PC magically decides to just shut off for no reason
>Come back, game acts like I was playing for the first time giving all the pop ups.
>Chat wheel was also reset
>Finally rejoin "Red free to abandon"
What the fuck is wrong with you Valve? What the fuck did you mess up to cause this?

>>543262824
you do not.

>>543264970
It's not even about the build, just what I can do in a fight with my abilities at any given moment.
I think ive only ever managed to cart door somebody like once without the ult setup too.

>>543265880
forgot to clarify
>PC shuts off before game starts, players still in pre-game lobby
>Game still uses Red abandon instead of Green

>>543265880
you started the game before the cloud synced

>>543264072
delete /pol/

>>543266043
Damn, there's an actual explanation? Valve should probably fix that mistake then. Among the many other glitches they should have fixed long ago.

>>543265768
Aruru nigger

New code
DWC65

>>543266043
is steam the perfect virus disguised as a regular program?

>>543263423
Real
>>543263492
No I'm fairly open about it
>>543263525
This guy gets it
>>543263619
Ion like any but anything's better than full on hair.
>>543263673
Ew, go fuck a man if you're into body hair
>>543263706
Back where, body hair positivity on women is the single most Reddit feminist performative male opinion ever you neanderthal
>>543263713
Bla bla bla, you post the negro meme image so you win, this isn't Twitter
>>543264736
I actually do use Linux on my laptop but I'm jacked so the representation isn't fully accurate

>>543266239
i forgot that happened lmao sorry i was just checking something on the map

>>543259598
somehow, the funniest part of this image is the size of the tv

>>543264460
miku cute

>>543265771
Burrow is the best by far

>>543265990
Use doors to set up future escape routes, use carts to take enemies out of fights or slam them into walls for damage, bells are there to nuke or area deny. Your major damage comes from your gun.

>>543261820
pocket has daddy issues and mommy issues based on bebop conversations

>>543264341
They use the same everything

>>543254854
Are you using a custom comfyui workflow for this?

>pick mina in grand finals
>lose

>>543266193
this and /lgbt/

>>543254512
https://x.com/cat___nip
https://x.com/SecundusPublius
https://x.com/regalpad

>>543266701
what are you talking about

>>543266684
not him but use case when reforge just works

Every day I'm broolin

>>543266701
this is semifinals

>>543267098
Ah I didnt know.

The winning mirage also didnt buy cdr so basically im smarter than all pros

I'm 3d printing the bunnysuit looking doorman
>CAPTCHA: AMMMG

Most mpregable male Deadlock character?

>>543267294
MMMMG... imagine painting it

>pick shiv
>dude if you hit 4 slow projectiles in a row you can do 1k damage!!!
>you can do this once per minute btw
>and a 3200 item completely counters it
WTF

>>543267447
Victor, he has all the parts

>>543267261
I dont think you learned the lesson you should have

JOIN THE INHOUSE

DWC65
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>>543267507
if you're failing to do damage on shiv it is genuinely over for you. that is the one hero in the game that gets away with only building one or two damage items and still topscore

>>543267507
he dashes

>>543267294
fugggg i want one

>>543267643

I dont think he did

>>543267698
10k tourney is happening lil bro I wanna watch the uncs

>>543267950
the /dlg/ INHOUSE has more merit than the 10k tourney (truthnuke)

>>543267643
Cdr is 1000% better than gun rn, he was probably just comfortable on the gun build

Infernus is a criminal nigger and I hope Warden curbstomps him like that one funny scene in american history x

>>543267626
do you think victor can detach his dick?

>>543267447
OFFICIAL DEADLOCK MPREG RATING

>abrams
Very mpregable, but would probably ram his belly into a wall and abort the fetus
>bebop
mechanical, no mpreg available
>billy
would be incredibly tsundere about the whole situation but would be a very good mother eventually. alcoholic, but would stop drinking and claim it was because "the man" was putting poison in the bottles
>doorman
would feel fear he's never felt before that his godlike physiology was conquered by your virile semen
would still not take parental leave
>drifter
either best vampiremom ever or would eat the fetus
>dynamo
fat fuck is probably already pregnant with some sort of celestial object
>talon
too old to be mpregnated
>infernus
made to be buckbroken
>kelvin
0 body heat, fetus would fail to gestate
>lash
as always, The Lash is best at whatever he attempts, would be a 10/10 mommy
>mirage
5/10, but would prioritize THE DJINN
>mo, krill
krill is already pregnant with mos baby, it's canon
>pocket
already mpregnant from minas futa cock
>shiv
would try to be cool anyway but fail
>sinclair
a doll, not mpregable
>victor
is too confused over his identity to be a good mother, but on the other hand possibly already has a womb
>viscous
the baby would just be another viscous and then you would have two viscous running around possibly multiplying further. forbidden due to safety reasons
>warden
would accept being mpregnated because it would give him another soldier to raise in the fight against magic, nothing more

Sneaky picked mina therefore sneaky will lose this one

Sorry I dont make the rules

>>543268714
he can impregnate himself

7/12 SLOTS FILLED FOR THE INHOUSE JOIN INNNNNNNN

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Deathy quit his job to play this gay ass game and lose tourneys that would have netted him like 200 dollars.

Give McShittis windup on her gun

>>543266318
>it's this fucking attention whore tranny again

>>543268642
I hate warden more than infernus.

I don't understand why his ultimate does so much damage, gives insane resist, and heals. What are you supposed to do against a lightning scroll divine kevlar warden with a 12 second ult flying at you?

>infernus shoots at me for literally two fucking seconds in like minute 8
>take literally 600 damage
what the fuck is this gay ass hero

>>543269358
and you're replying to him!

>>543262746
Oh look its that one unfunny reddit comic

>>543269592
dont forget that he only has 1/maybe 2 spirit items also

>>543269592
his DPS is just rapey at all stages of the game
>past minute 22
>200 gun dps
>doubled by mercurial magnum
>150 DPS afterburn
>150 DPS capacitor
>75 DPS toxic bullets
>40% napalm dmg amp btw

>>543262746
I enjoy how the dwarf is drawn, it amuses me.

I fail to see how Holliday is good. Her barrels have a 10-year long cooldown each. Her bouncepad is another insanely long cooldown. I have never seen a Holliday dominate, but they do live every situation

>>543267643
NA has a totally separate, retarded meta from the rest of the high ranking player base (EU players). Just look at how piss poor their drafting is

>>543269920
its like 15 seconds with cdr and you have 5 of them, bouncepad is the best movement ability in the game and you have 3 of them. you are bad

>>543269592
Ughhhh sorry sweaty giving a hero a grenade with every dot on Earth, easy escape, double scaling and free damage off it is necessary for the game's balance!

>finally have not one, but two great Yamato games after like 7 feeding losses
I'm beginning to berieve

5 slots left for some rambunctious maybe even downright peculiar bucks

DWC65

>>543251952
S a u.c e

>>543269330
She does have wind up?

>>543270332
>you are bad
I have never played her, I'm just speaking from what I've seen. In my games or in twitch streams she just never pops off

>>543269330
McGinnis already has a spool up on her gun like Bebop does. The recent jump change was actually a huge buff to her because of it

>based
Abrams
Drifter
Dynamo
GT
Holliday
Ivy
Geist
Mina
McGinnis
Mirage
Mo & Krill
Paige
Paradox
Pocket
Seven
Sinclair
Vindicta
Viscous
Vyper
Warden

>cringe
Bebop
Billy
Calico
The Doorman
Haze
Infernus
Kelvin
Lash
Shiv
Victor
Wraith
Yamato

>>543270591
Sorry I don't play the game

>>543270771
Me either, I just make builds

>>543270526
>DWC65
>DWC65
>DWC65
Surely you have Sunday free

>>543269879
He didn't use his flame dash either, nor was he monstrously fed or farmed since it was so early
>>543269893
The napalm is definitely a problem, what other hero has a 40% damage amp on top of three damage skills?
>seven
-15% spirit resist (equivalent to 25% increase against 40% spirit resist targets)
>haze
12% bullet shred
>shiv
25% from rage, and then shiv has always been an incredibly problematic hero
>warden
+20% bullet damage on rooted targets on max level
>wraith
20% fire rate (stacks diminishingly with fire rate items)
>pocket
at last, another hero with 40% damage amp, except he has to hit 4 targets with his slow ass channel and he's not a carry with every fucking ability
>>543269893
the most aggravating thing was that I was playing abrams and infernapes spammable street shitting mobility skill that lasts for 6 seconds is faster than abrams charge so he just ran away
at least we won that game

>>543262746
Still would fuck the elf despite the redditness

>>543271031
>street shitting mobility skill that lasts for 6 seconds is faster than abrams charge
this isnt even the worst part. If you jump on him and you shoulder him into a wall while he starts his dash, the dash continues after the stun and he still just runs away. Actual fucking cancer character

>>543269592
it's the napalm damage ramp
they literally never nerfed this and it's 40% fucking amp, it's insane

>>543270591
>>543270713
Any person with a brain could tell they mean giving her the ability to spin up before actually firing like the Heavy and 90% of other minigun characters in games.

>>543271619
>Anyone smart could tell they actually meant something different instead of using the vast English language to clarify their incorrect statement
Wow

>>543271471
not even. his base damage/scaling is fucking retarded. he set you on fire at any point. chances are you are losing. also 4s is a bill because of how his restack works out a single bullet that shit is lasting well over at least 8

>>543271005
I’ll join in like 20 mins I’m eating

>>543272095
The 0.7 scaling is the fucked up crazy part. On a DOT ability that stacks spirit debuffs

I keep getting flamed for saying 'GL HF' before matches. Do you guys really take this game that seriously?

>>543272476
BOORMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frZX9U0Uhfw

>>543272095
tapping you for a single bullet from far away to refresh the duration is so stupid.

>>543262878
Wow he's pretty good thanks.

>>543272095
>it also reduces spirit damage

what a faggot character

>>543254047
Cowboy Bebop soundtrack or Cuphead OST

JOIN THE FUCKING INHOUSE ALREADY

DWC65
DWC65
DWC65
DWC65
DWC65

8/12 ONLY 4 MORE PLAYERS NEEDED

>>543272095
>>543272921
Yeah, they're never removing that dumb ass restack, they fucking want him to remain busted. He's a character that just never gets nerfs

>>543269920
Crackshot one of the best passives in the game, just click heads dude. All you need is extra charge and you're good. git gud

>Seeing Song of Silk referenced on plebbit for being obnoxiously racist.
This guy is everywhere..

>>543273254
at that point shes a worse gun doorman desu

>>543271471
>>543271429
looked at the replay now and he napalmed me, shot me for like 1 second, had skilled 0/0/2/0 with swift striker and improved spirit, and had spirit rune (+15 spirit), then managed to tag me again with 1 bullet like 2-3 seconds into his 4 second afterburn. That dealt 648 damage, of which like 86 was bullet damage, all from shooting for 1 seconds and another single tag of his 5000 m/s full auto 0 spread machine gun

honestly I think the hero should be entirely redesigned, give him a short range flamethrower like drifters gun and make the napalm some sort of actual ability that's not just vomiting black +40% goo in a 90 degree cone in front of him. a port of the tf2 pyro would genuinely be a more interesting and fun hero than flametanyl floyd here

Uncs more like punks LMAO

Is tank buster a necessary item on pocket, or only if you're building a spirit burn build?

Infernus wouldn't be a problem if lifesteal didn't exist

>>543273538
>flametanyl floyd
also yeah his napalm is fucking cancer, if you get hit by it there's nothing you can do but run away and hide

>>543272476
Thats nice of you, I feel bad for not replying sometimes.

>>543273618
It's kind of statpaddy cause you wont be killing tanks realistically

>>543273104
the servers are fucked not even letting me join

>>543273747
Hmm, fair point. Ive been watching videos of pros playing him and trying to figure out if building out his ult with devine kevlar/duration is what is optimal (or if his ult only works if you have a team that communicates/follows through, ie not in pub games).

I can't win unless I'm playing an m1 carry

>>543273784
maybe your game is outdated

>>543273784
>>543274046
Nah I just restarted game to check. Servers are down. Will have to wait for them to come back

>>543274121
Yea i tried to que and just getting this

>>543274031
Why not

>>543274121
>try to unready
>get this
well shit

You can't even leave the party properly

patch time maybe?

>>543274031
many such cases

>>543263686
she also calls paige "bookworm"

>>543274464
There's no way we'll get a big patch before 2026

HALLOWEEN UPDATE

>>543274602
LIAR1!!!1

>>543274602
made me check award

>>543274260
I really don't know it's like my teams don'tknow how to fight. But whenever I'm m1 carry I can just sit back and obliterate the team especially if I'm on Infernus. If the enemy team is all trying to hard focus me I just dash out and hope one my team goes in like apes so I can burn the enemy down.
>>543274541
I'm not a fan of them as I don't think they're as fun as other none m1 characters, but I don't find losing on none m1 characters that fun either especially when I know if I was playing an m1 character the game would be going much different.

So are the servers down for everyone?

>>543270901
hi linepro

>>543275130
Yes. Yoshi said we are looking into it in the Discord

it's nothing

>>543275037
yeah most players have at least some aim experience and they would have higher win rates on infernus/wraith than the characters they choose to play, nows the time to experiment and learn though, you should find a character that really clicks with you and grind them to learn

I think some of my friends are starting to resent me for being bad at the game.

>>543275446
I resent you for posting a basedjack

>>543274674
>>543274678
It's real.
>>543275320

>>543275446
You should look forward to more likeminded individuals

>>543275320
suifuel

>>543275446
You're posting wojacks, being bad at the game is the least of your issues

>networks down ruining nightshift
yup, all a part of yoshi's plan to redraft the teams.

What do I play instead?

>>543276328
zigger roulette with 1911

>>543276328
Smiling friends has some episodes you can watch.

>>543275320
He has to work on Sunday????

>>543273718
it's fucking gay how infernus lore is basically "yeah so this is a murderous delinquent arsonist but he stopped so he's a good boy hero now :)"

>>543275446
I know this exact feel

>>543276692
Some people have to, especially people to manage the servers in case shit like this happens. Yoshi is probably a shared account,

>>543275446
maybe if you tried to improve they would like you more. plenty of guides on youtube

I want to play fucking inhouse bros!!!!!!"

>>543276767
doesnt that make him very relatable to yns though

>>543276328
Go outside. Feel the sun in your face. The wind brush against your skin. Meet a girl. Fall in love. Explore nature's beauty. Push the limits of your youthful body. Live.
idk. OW stadiums maybe

>>543276328
Dota 2, League of Legends, Smite.

>>543273734
Fucking vile.

>>543276912
His rank is more important.

>>543276829
the guides on youtube:
>uhhh yeah so just make sure you're denying their creeps and also here's some movement tech you can only use at these specific locations

>>543276767
Fuck you sayin that fo mayne? He's not that type of guy, just give him one mo chance.

>>543277043
and my favorite
>these items are situational so buy them when you need them
>doesnt elaborate on the situations

>>543276912
sounds like the most boring shit ever

>>543276912
it is fucking RAINING i am not sticking my head out there

Servers are back!!

3 slots left

DWC65

>>543277043
maybe you should try confirming and denying creeps then shitstain. my friends dont even do that. also just keep in mind states of the game and when people are locked into doing things and how long it takes for them to get out of doing something, like whiffing parries and whatever. learning how to move your hero isn't just learning mantlesliding or corner boosting, you should know how you can juke people and when you can initiate but then back out to bait enemies into fighting you over extended and shit. know the power level of your character. know when to push solo and when and how to gtfo the lane

>>543276912
nvm bros the servers are back on

>confirming my creeps
>can't deny because the enemies confirm theirs
that's ok

yoshi trolled me

>>543277598
this image is so fucking hilarious because a transwoman made it
i made an edit with armenian cory in it but i lost it

>>543277829
The correct word is tranny

>>543275446
MOBAs always expose what people and relationships are truly like.

bison you brown gorilla retard, ready up

make an infuser/vampiric burst equivalent for melee

>>543278054
it was giving me that same error about a dupe hero

croc and paper only you two to select ur heroes

croc and paper you brown gorilla retards, ready up

>>543277829
i made this edit of a similar comic because i was peeved but never got to post it (gigachad is aiming a gun at the basedperson it's a bad drawing sorry)

I LOVE BUGGY DEADLOCK LOBBIES

>>543278239
>>543278240
Oh I got unreadied somehow

>>543278098
make a 12k melee item that's just kunkkas tidebringer

you should have let me have my ginnis, now youre pay the price

kick the crocs guy and let bury play, he was looking forward to the games today it seems

Sorry bury you need to get into a spectator slot and ready up or we can't start. You can rejoin lobby now we've started

>>543277043
>so yeah this is a good combo even for noobs
>90k of late game items and incredibly circumstantial plays you will most likely ever never see let alone do

is there a single (one (1)) hero that wants to buy blood tribute?

>>543278584
....hello?

>>543278703
Every gun character

>>543278703
lots of m1ggers actually

If mo didn't have the dumb little monkey on his back he would actually be the perfect character design bros.....

>>543278794
>>543278806
WHO
>every gun character wants bullet lifesteal
>every gun character who wants firerate gets cultist sac or burst fire

Will there be a late October patch with the new bases, a model update or two, and some Halloween things?? Very looking forward to this, but very concerned it won't happen!!

>>543279102
There will be an update but no one knows what will be in it

>>543277043
>>543278679
The truth is that this game is too complex to just have guides that take you from skill level A to skill level B. You're going to have to put hundreds of active, conscious hours into the game, no autopilot. You're going to have to evaluate why plays did and didn't work out, and how you can avoid or exploit future situations. You're going to have to study from good players, both pubstompers and pros.

>>543278839
go fucking krill yourself

If krill didn't have the dumb oaf mole to ride on he would actually be the perfect character design bros...

>zoomers are mad they cant skip half the playerbase with a 30 minute youtube video

grim

What do you think, should I replace disarm and lens with curse + cooldown reduction?

>watch shiv in nightshift matches
>try to play
>dash in and die

>>543279387
>Anon can’t read
Grimmer

if I were good at the game I'd rehash purges guides and make a mokrillion youtube neetbux but nobody would listen to me because I'm a ranklet

>like Mirage
>can never do anything with him, probably because I don't voice chat
feels bad

>>543279085
they get blood tribute instead of the burst fire, technically gives 5% less fire rate but instead of being on a 7s cooldown with a 3.5 duration you can activate it anytime you want for as long as you want, plus you get reduced debuff and faster move speed.
I still buy burst fire tho cause I'm a dummy that forgets to turn it off a lot of times, plus the slide distance increase makes me fire more bullets per mag (at least I think so tehee)

>>543279613
peak /dlg/ schizopost

>>543279613
you could possibly do this by recording replays from high level games and using that instead of your own gameplay

In terms of difficulty: Multi queue > Solo queue > 6 man queue

>>543279613
Teach AI to use his voice and cover some popular guides. Ez moni

>>543279256
Oh I know I just think some of these guides are pretty funny, main issue I have is that I’m not aggressive enough, no amount of guides can change that.
I just like seeing these recommended builds, they’re centred around late game etrenus like those matches are representive of any actual games anyone looking up a guide would encounter, some guy with 6 hours in the game trying to pull off a high IQ 2000 hour play against 6 people that have 10 hours collectively

>>543279923
delusional carried shitter post

>>543279618
>i don't voice chat
how the fuck do you people even play? just turn on your mic and say basic information like
>don't chase
>lets go midboss
>i'm going back
>lets kill haze

What does it mean to be Alchemist VI after 125 games??

>>543280146
>lets kill haze
Please don't

>>543280146
>your mic
um

>>543279256
This can be simplified to "improvise, adapt, overcome"

>>543280146
nta but I'm scared that if I make a call and it goes wrong then people will hate me and be mean to me

new hero THE HORNY WANKER:
loves to wank, cursed by demons to always need a wank but he enjoys it so it's not that much of a problem for him
he has a cum meter you need to charge to use abilities

1. wank - jack off to build your load (increases his cum meter by 50 each times but takes 2 seconds and has a 10 second cooldown
2. cumshot - blows a load dealing spirit damage to anything it hits (viscous goo ball but no AOE), costs 20 cum to cast, 5 second cooldown
3. sticky cum - jizz on the floor making enemies slower the longer they stand in it. costs 40 cum to cast and has an 20 second cooldown
4. impregnate - his DEMONIC SEED comes out as a seeking bolt that knocks up up to 4 enemies. impregnated enemies are slowed (pregnant) take damage over time (baby kicking) until it eventually ends in a huge burst of damage as they give birth. power determined by stored cum

what do you think guys? I think he'd be very engaging and fun to play. maybe his ult could be dispelled by healing a hero over a certain threshold before the birthing stage

>>543280146
All of that can be said with pings

>>543280353
YOSHI HIRE THIS MAN, RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>543279482
>haze player
kys

>>543280334
Make one bad call --> Bad result
Be silent and forgo making hundreds of calls --> Smaller yet far more numerous bad results

>>543279658
burst fire is especially good if you're buying fleetfoot because you can slide constantly (everyone is buying fleetfoot)
I've been thinking that it might be really good on drifter since the debuff resist would be perfect for running down his w+m1 target and he loves to pick up lifestrike, which is easy to toggle for, but t3 is such a great upgrade

>>543280146
>Why don't you herd retards?
Because I'm not their mom and most players have terrible fucking gamesense but think they know better

>play with mic on
>players mad that I'm making callouts
>play without mic
>players mad that I don't have one

>>543280623
>Be silent and forgo making hundreds of call
if you're making hundreds of calls a game I'm running it down mid
overwatch and its consequences. you are not helping by constantly calling out insignificant shit

>>543280353
possible voice lines

>Let's blow some loads!
>Ready to blow my load!
>Oh yeah, I'm gonna cum!
>*new york accent* HEY I'M WANKIN' HEEYUH!
>Grey Talon, I heard about what happened to your family. I couldn't even imagine what you're going through right now. You call on me if you need anything, okay?
>Mina, I'm going to cum on your thighs!

>>543280936
say the n word so they know you're cool

>>543280965
sexual harassers aren't funny

>>543280880
...isn't that an argument FOR using comms?

>>543280948
that 'hundreds' was meant to be over several games, surely anon would not be making a huge blunder every single game. even still, why are you social introverts so fussy about people using mic?

>>543280936
>play with some guys
>find out some of them were born years after i graduated high school
Feels old man.

>>543281098
hey

>>543281098
>pinches your ass
ay lighten up girl

>>543280264
howpoor.ru
>>543280334
if people join in your call then that's on them, just don't think your're king shit or get hostile and people are almost always fine
>>543280437
talking is more noticable and easier to formulate. try communicating "lets go mid, infernus is dead, but if bebop comes we back off through pings, in the heat of the action
>>543280880
You're not going to be the team coach but it's still almost always useful to communicate your personal intentions

based ddk

>>543281098
What about clown sexual harassers?

>>543280936
>mute annoying people
>don't rly communicate beyond basic chat wheel stuff
>pay extra attention to minimap as needed
>games go fine
sucks to suck!

i was on an 8 game loss streak until i got an aimhacking 40-0 haze on my team like is that what it takes for me to win

>>543281098
wuh oh! looks like somebody got molested on the wrong side of the bed this morning!!

Did I miss the tournament?

>>543281174
most people on mic are doing it because they think they're funny guys or to scream their rage out
among the few people who make call outs, most of them are narcissists who think they're the reincarnation of general lee and a progeny of sun tzu. they'll constantly try to micromanage everyone on the team and if their suicidal plays don't work out they become passive aggressive and catty
fuck wannabe team captains

>>543281719
https://www.youtube.com/live/eRW604PCnKw?si=hykX9aNUIbo_LeS1

>>543281095
real talk, I believe saying retard is more harmful than saying nigger

>>543280353
He'd be rivals with Trapper, who constantly has to clean up the cum he leaves around the metro and streets

>>543281836
sounds like a lot of projection

>>543281836
dude, what? you sound a little delusional. i don't encounter either when i play.

>>543281886
Im aloud to say retard because its my peoples word

>>543251952
This is actually the only good character pairing

whats the best way to build shiv right now? i like the idea of him as a hero but i feel like he has some of the most all over the place builds

>>543281917
>ermmm, projecting much?
your brain is xitter fried
anti-social ping users don't use voice

>>543282129
nah, but your brain is 4chan fried

>>543281663
please respond

we need female anthro hero

>>543281836
I've had 200 games of Deadlock and 2000+ games of Dota and I've never had a freak micromanager like that in Deadlock and recall any in Dota.

I did recently have someone in Deadlock guiding the whole game but he knew what he was doing and had a big role in the win.

>>543281663
everything will be okay anon-chama *smooch*

>>543282303
>AI slop
>Russian filename
Actually rope yourself

>>543282303
>>543282489
Calico if she had good design

>>543282443
you're cute! wanna play together??

this was a nice match :)

3 slots open

DWC65

>>543281098
heheh, relax sweetie

>>543280965
>McGinnis, I have idea for a machine you can make, keep your hands busy and all
>Consider this case BUSTED
>Get me in that cube for a minute why dontcha
>Got my hands full over here, wouldn't mind some help!
>Whats the matter kelvin is your dick cold?
>Im going to jack off in that briefcase
>Suck my dick Dynamo!
>Dance for me government harlot!
>We are birds of a feather Drifter, sad to see you go.

>>543282489
can we not shuffle the teams last second because I knew putting birmingham, Ta, and Croc on same team was just going to be a free win for them.

>>543282489
>furtroon thinks he can tell other people to kill themselves
kek

which character is the most relaxing / needs least effort and thinking to play and still win? I dont feel like sweating today

>>543282992
dynamo

>>543282762
>wanker always acting buddy buddy with drifter
>drifter is uncomfortable and trying to get him to fuck off but he doesn't take the hint

>>543282992
mo and krill

Sorry inhouse I'm watching Nightshift. I'd rather watch a stomp than get stomped right now

>>543282992
paige
>takes the safest positions in fights
>low commitment skills
>easy to pilot

>>543283223
the state of inhouses is that melee haze is apparently dominating im not joking

>>543282650
im too shy im sowwy anon-chama...

>>543283072
kino

>>543280353
unironically a more interesting playstyle than a lot of the heroes in the game already

i wish there was a 12v12 mode so i had no effect on the game and could just have fun messing around

https://youtu.be/Tqtsmc_TgPY
Horrific how Valve allows their heroes to do this

>>543283223
the inhouses rn genuinely feel like worse pubs
>wider skill range
>some negros stack the teams and olay their nigger tier heroes
>nO dUPeS mY aUTiSM
and then they wonder why the lobby dies so quickly. At least you could allows some aspects that make it physically different than a pub being able to have 12 people for a custom

>>543283578
strong players need to have self awareness and not sweat or stack
lame as fuck

Why isn't the map asymmetrical???

>melee is fun
>getting parried is not
>run melee build that takes parry out of the equation
>have fun

>>543282334
I see the micromanage fags in dota sometimes, but they tend to communicate entirely through text and spammed pings not with a mic. They'll usually shutup if you call them out on it smartly early though and theres always a mute button.

only /dlg/ cries about inhouse lobbies unironically
/d2g/ shit talks each other for fun. high mental diff no cap

>>543283578
dupes do not actually create fun matches, we've tried this already.

>>543283527
Different format, still not funny.

>>543283578
I learned in high school when I got introduced to original DotA that in-houses only exist for the best players to team up and trounce some idiots to satisfy their own ego.
It's just smurfing-lite.

>>543283660
why don't you play Abrams? echo shard on his shoulder charge essentially the same as your shtick but better

>>543283527
tfw no sex dog girl hero

>>543283728
case one: the autist supreme
I’d rather play with autists in pubs man

>>543283660
baiting parries is always a thrill. if only baiting a parry was as rewarding as landing one
I was rushing unstoppable as my first t4 for a bit but half of players don't parry at all
now I get metal skin to information gather who installed the parry update and tank the parry while bullet immune

>>543283578
>Matches are even despite new players and people doing troll builds
>I didn't win so the other guys are stacking teams or some such
???

>>543283660
>melee build that takes parry out of the equation
elaborate

>>543283861
nta people can actually debuff resist his charge stun and parry him
haze dagger is like a 4x longer stun, there is no chance of parrying it even with a maxed resist build unless you get hit before the punch somehow.

>>543283515
or a map with like 50 lanes would be pretty bitchin

They need to add ARAMs and a concede button. Nobody has time to play >20min games.

>>543284095
>debuff resist his charge stun
the item and slot investment for this is insane and most heroes can't afford it, and it's countered by one t2 item duration extender

>>543283141
Seeker take

>>543283861
The knoife is too much fun. Plus hitting airshots on vindicta and grey talon.

>>543284241
mo and krill player

THIS GAME NEEDS MORE DAMES

do the shots from the this get bullet lifesteal? do they proc gun effects?

>>543284231
it literally only takes 1 1600 item to parry his T2 stun upgrade
buying blood tribute and debuff reducer and you can parry him every single time, and with the parry buffs a parried abrams is a dead abrams.

>>543283653
It is

>>543284042
melee haze.

This game needs more cunny

>>543284229
Nobody is forcing you to play if you can't spare an hour to play a videogame you know.
Concede bitches are the worst. Gamers cannot be trusted with a concede button

>>543284241
mo and krill can make about 2-3X as many mistakes as any other character, it is by far the least skilled, most braindead character in the game

2 slots left

DWC65

>>543284372
they used to proc afterburn from infernus
good times

>>543284465
what is cunny?

>>543283728
hey i just wanted to play ginnis but she was already taken
dont shout at me i just didnt want to piss people off with mo (or god forbid kelvin, youve seen how that shit ends)

>>543284229
>Nobody has time to play >20min games
if you can't find 20 minutes in your life to play a match your life isn't in a place where you should be playing games at all

>>543284621
Nobody is playing McGinnis at the moment

Do you still take damage for escaping Doorman obby in time or am I always late?

>>543284801
just have an iframe or counterspell and don't bother with the obby.

>>543284801
You always take damage. There's extra damage if you don't check out in time.

>>543284801
You take 66% more damage if you fail the obby

DWC65
DWC65
DWC65

final slut!!

>>543284406
there is no t2 item that counters t2 charge.
t3 blood tribute is the best at it, but again, even 50% debuff resist is countered by duration extender alone. if you have both that and another source of debuff resist then i believe there is no way to get the punch off though. but thats ok because his gun is good enough to kill

>>543285154
you also have to have it on before you get charged

>>543284615
mina and paige

watching competitive matches and they tend to pick up 2-3 defensive items early on their carries and wondering if this is viable in shitlow or does it put me behind because others in the game aren't itemizing in similar fashion?

>>543284372
they don't proc bullet effects
they do lifesteal
>deal a % of your bullet damage
so it's a garbage item on shotgun and high firerate characters? who the fuck would want this then?
geist? drifter?

>>543285154
Gun Abrams is dogshit and is worse than his spirit build
A parried Abrams is a dead Abrams

>>543285389
I'm surprised I don't see anyone buying lifesteal

>>543285489
It returns a percent of the damage you're taking (before reductions), it's not about how much damage your own gun does

>>543285389
>opponents contest your farm
you need to survive
>opponents don't contest your farm
you might as well invest in scaling faster

>>543285580
genuinely hopeless for you

>>543285584
lifesteal is a bad stat early because it scales with everything else

>>543285389
almost everyone regardless of rank will do better buying either spirit shielding or reactive(3+ enemies can proc it) early

Only 1 spot remaining

DWC65

>>543285584
1600 lifesteal is genuinely terrible on every single hero

>>543284546
His ceiling is high seeker-kun but of course you dont know that

>>543285385
no, not even close.

>drops ggez on the team that cut him after 2-0ing them
kino im afraid

>>543285584
lifesteal is a force multiplier
buying early lifesteal is multiplying your no damage into no healing

>>543285957
cope mofag you are a joke, you have the biggest health pool in the game with a yamato ult on a basic ability(nerfed btw) no one respects you and yes I am higher rank than you

>>543284546
why don't you just play him then and get infinite free wins?

99% of inhousers quit right before 11/12 turns into 12/12

>>543285389
Dude I'm watching the nightshift game and they showed the Geist's POV for like 10 seconds max. I don't know why they wouldn't swap to her, she was fed and doing stuff.

>>543285967
I’m right tho?

>>543285672
They are always good
>but my enemies aren't shooting me

Just hold w because you already won

>>543284546
mo doesn't do anything without a team
he might be brain dead but picking a initiator that relies on being backed up by his team is the opposite of relaxing

>>543286228
you can just put the match id in the in-game spectate and watch the player you want if you're trying to learn by watching how good players play.

>>543286132
Hp doesnt equal difficulty retard bro, mina is not the hardest because she's lowest and mo isnt the easiest because hes highest

Not gonna bother anymore but you are just braindead wrong

>>543286267
they're always good if you're brooling
if you intend to rice there's little point in eating your vegetables when you could take a second helping of farm items

>>543286450
I accept your concession

>>543286498
>if you afk in the jungle then its ok to build retarded

Ok

Dear Mirage anon: Mystic Burst does work with Mark. You are retarded.
Love, the other Mirage anon.

having panic attacks and mina isn't real like existing in real life and my friend and someone I can talk to to help me

>>543286450
>mina has 40% wr
>maurice and krilliam has 60% wr
explain

>>543286848
Don't believe your lying eyes.

>>543286848
Mo is not 60%

>trying new character
>pick a top public build
>has lightning scroll
>on a character that can't buy lightning scroll
...

>>543287362
>on a character that can't buy lightning scroll
name one

>>543284229
league of legends bab spotted

>>543287362
linepro core

Melee creep or sneaky golem? Bets now pls

>>543286820
She'd just bully you, what you want is Paige.

>>543287362
>look at a top public doorman build
>ethereal shift
but why

>>543284793
i was talking about the previous game, i thought thats what we were referring to

I've only been recently getting back into Deadlock after the big updates, how do I effectively play Shiv these days? The spirit build I used to run feels really bad now unless you absolutely crush early on.

>>543288303
>improved spirit, coldfront, infuser
>press 2
>press 4
congrats! you're a top level shiv

>>543287771
The draft, game 1 grand final

>>543288718
I know nothing about these teams
>infernus + shiv
wins

YOOOOO I heard this game isnt just for the autistic uncs anymore.. yoooo aram??? thats hella gas, they cooked chat they cooked... ayo on the low i hope they get rid of items too that shit is clocked like why am i supposed to do all this reading in my games like hello? LMAOOOOOO fuckin dogshit game fr but aram fire ima grind this out till im plat AT LEAST bro. hope they add aura like doomfist eventually that character is thanos on god W update tho W 67676767

>>543288834
Me either but the caster said last time they played sneaky won 2-0

>>543288718
I like how I can know nothing about the teams but can tell who's gonna win just by looking at the draft. Melee Creeps easy win

>>543288718
that blue team is the most "state-mandated loss" coded team i've ever seen

>ascended game
>dynamo wasn't afk but running around entire agme
>4.4k damage total
how

I'm playing Vinny and I still am struggling to get in the groove with her. However, I find her gun to be incredibly fun to use, and landing trickshot snipes to be nice!

>>543289102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwuP7-ufc6E

Why do we bother with 30+ min games when all that matters is who gets the first wipe after 20 mins?

>>543288857
>57
waisted

One of the hardest thing about this game is knowing wether or not the ally 10m next to you will decide to help you in a 1v1.

>Mo&Krill isn't the easiest character in the game
Then who?
Even Infernus require aim.

>>543289332
having to read your teammates as well as your enemies is a bit exhausting
>will this guy help me?
>is this guy suicidal?
>can this guy aim?
>does this guy look at the map?
>if I walk away for 10 seconds, will he notice?

>paradox feeding
JUST
LIKE
MY
PUBS

>>543289572
>>543285385

how am i supposed to play the game when i keep getting distracted by mina's ZR constantly peeking out

>>543284891
when do I iframe it
I tried hitting f during blackscreen but it didn't work

>>543284615
Cute+Funny

>>543289313
Statlocker has him at like 51% overall, a teir in all ranks and b teir in ascendant+

>>543289716
SEE

>melee creeps put their biggest retard on mo

checks out

>>543289716
>>543289895
swap off my hero
you're stealing my (honorable and honest mina player) slot

>have to stay in side lane because doorman's also staying in the lane
>look up
>everyone else has 5+ deaths
what'd you guys do

>>543289716
>>543289816
>>543289895
>>543290048
Mina Butt

>>543289313
Something is fucked about these because no kelvin when he is perma ban

>>543289791
I don't think you can counterspell it anymore

>>543290254
you're higher value than the doorman is

why isnt the fucking nigger ready?
come the fuck one man

>>543290254
>look at team
>see who is least useful in a fight or best makes use of a side lane
>hey X can you take over the side lane for a bit I hit a power spike and Im ready to join fights

this has never failed to work, if you leave it vague people will ignore it or not volunteer because they dont know what they should be doing, if you ask someone they are way more likely to comply and play as a team, what happens to people that get stuck in side lane is that they also dont know when they should leave it and they also dont communicate

Give mystic shot fall off

>>543290603
it does, but it's basically nothing.

gamepod ready up

>>543290356
I just tested it and you can, just need to parry as the timer hits 0

>we're getting lamelock and poo life 3 before ricochet 2

what is wrong with this company

>team that is ahead gets the midboss as expected but the casters are going wild like it was a steal
what is this dogshit casting

How do I keep my lane preference set on "with party"

>20minutes into grand final
>calico no oranges
>beebop no purples

>>543290678
It has none

>dota
>people rage at each other for not joining fights to afk farm
>deadlock
>people gaslight each other into farming so they can go join fights
why

>>543291125
why would either of them do that

Do you think the winning team will pause to gloat in the tournament?
>>543291125
You silly bro?

>>543290513
fair, but it was also kinda too late by the time I noticed

>>543290998
>thinks crowbar 1+2 is ever coming out in the next 50 billion years
lmfaowtoffrfr

>>543291186

>why would I increase my m1 damage by 20% for 800
>why would take one of the many viable 800 purples for extremely efficient stat increase

Powerspike brainrot has them passing up obvious value

>>543291536
tardbro...

Guy on seven in the inhouse, you coming back?

Why does Valve not want to fix problems and make their game at least functional, like fixing the glitch that causes the Shops to go Supernova.

>>543291536
damn /dlg/ knows more about bebop than jonjon...

so scared to queue after nightshift ends everyone in the lobby is gonna be tryhard with these high end strats and builds and comps

>>543291618
Im trying to
restarting

>>543291628
I've never seen that happen

>>543291597
Its objectively retarded and a misplay and you have 3+ players doing it in the "grand finals"

Every single hero should have at least some investment in every category

>calico should waste slots and gold to make her pellets do 10 damage instead of 8

naruhodo... so this is dlgs power...

>>543291618
oh I'll leave for the other guy

>>543291657
Yea I do know obvious things that pros should already know, keep dicking riding tho im sure he appreciates it

>>543291881
calico needs some plink power otherwise she's running around doing fuck all between cooldowns. those are my alchemist thoughts.

>>543292006
>>543291968
I see... a true trailblazer untethered from the sheeple...

>>543291657
none of these people will be remembered even two years from now, except for maybe the streamers who have dedicated their income towards it, and even they will probably fade by year 5

>>543252035
>Brain King

Has no animation for jumping, wall jumping, uses telepathy no projectile hitscan, automatically slides

>superior intellect
Enemies in an aoe around brain king gain +3 seconds on all cooldowns whenever they use a skill, activate to give an enemy +5 seconds.

>Psychic blast
Deals aoe damage or something so he can farm and harass.

>inflict colostomy bag
Rupture, deals damage based on distance, as a polite skill, it will wait for invulnerability to wear off when dealing damage.


>paralyze rays
Brainking disables all parkour, all abilities that use legs, and dashes. Deals additional damage to enemies in the air. Global

>>543291881
Yea gets +20% on an m1 you use probably a thousand times in a match is bad, you right

I figured covid would shake people out of this "expert" worship but cattle will moo i guess

>>543288947
OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT

haven't played the game but watching this final and they gotta get new observers man, it looks like a hard game to spectate for the obs but the amount of down time just following someone farming and not doing anything is kinda crazy

>>543291749
Seems farfetched, considering it's never been fixed for months. Even now, met someone who got hit with it, said the Shops starting glowing bright and stealing frames, knew exactly what they were talking about.

>>543292157
>m on team
>lose
waooooooooooooooooooow

when will /dlg/ make a team and take the prize money