Thread 543253580

Thread Kept Alive By Drama, Trannies, Shitposts Edition

>News
03/10/2025: Bronzebeard Classic+ (BBC+) by Project Ascension has released.
02/10/2025: Tauri WoD is out
09/09/2025: Kaytoted BTFO'd by C&D, Ascension took over Epoch.
30/08/2025 : Blizzard is taking legal action against Turtle: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127.1.0.pdf

>Released Servers
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)
Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)
Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)
Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net/ (Vanilla+)
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)
Turtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)
Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)

>Guilds
To join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite.
<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction
<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, ERP guild >>>/trash/heals
<Sisters of the Sunwell> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, High Elf females only
<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance

>Turtle
All Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/Addons
Misc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app

>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations
https://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX

>Previous Thread
>>543100946

uh oh meltie

Tauri.
You join <gulag>
We are mentally well.
Now.

do we all pretend to forget how sylmapearl did erp with himself as a tauren and post pictures in the thread to stir shit

girl: pearl
plaid shirt guy: me
blue hair guy: gargoth
security guy: schizokino

What's their fucking problem?

>>543254741
homophobia

>>543254741
>pull early to save (5)five seconds
>wipe the raid and cost everyone 10 minutes

>>543254741
I just focus on the skull.

>>543254651
>schizokino simping for pearl
he would never

>>543256386
he would
his simping is on a level you can't comprehend
while you as a lesser simp will tell everyone about how great your e-gf is, unknowingly creating more competition for yourself, he is shittalking the one he loves, attempting to make others hate her so that she will be his alone.
if you really love someone you will do whatever it takes to stop anyone from taking them away from you. Anything.

Should I make a male dreanei or a female dreanei,

>>543258209
male

>>543258209
female (futa)

KILL ALL SUDACAS

>>543258389
>>543258525
I guess I'll check casting animations and decide.

how badly do trans elf feet stink?

How do I respectfully inform this handsome gentleman I'm only interested in female+ Night Elves?

>>543259806
>female+
What is that plus sign for?

>>543259806
just say
>Hey nick, I'm pearl sorry to say handsome as you are IM B4BDK

>>543259806
"sorry but I served in the Navy"

>>543260028
female plus a penis

>ret set only has 6% hit
>tank a strath UD for my fren in <Branded>
>get a 2% hit helm from Rivendare

>>543260280
Yikes..

I'm in Evil does anyone want to erp.

>>543259806
tell him the truth that you are a troon

>>543259806
tell him you were a non remote machine gunner in the ukrainian war

i'm pooping ama

my fishing is too powerful

>>543261304
He won. <Evil> lost.

>>543261304
I jobbed to this... I'm sorry...

>>543261129
what should i eat to ensure smoother poops?

>>543261826
i ate wholemeal bread once for a few days and i was shitting nonstop

LF tailor on Nordanaar

>guy ten levels below me starts combat
>rapidly get him to near death and heal
>he keeps going
>"dude"
>eventually oom while this dude hanging by a thread refuses to stop attacking
>die
>spits on my corpse

>>543262212
why didn't you just kill him?

>>543260290
You only need 6% hit at max early on on ret though...

>>543262901
Not in raid and most enemies in KZ crypt, stormwind vault and BM are level 61 and above
Stop talking about the game, forever

>>543262460
I don't like making others do the death walk

>>543261304
I hate him.
>>543263016
Sorry, i didn't know you were retarded, i was talking about level 63 hit...

>>543263090
You need 9% for level 63, I expect an apology

Hot lesbian erp with AlyNASTYtraza

>>543258209
Dwarf, of course

What are the current alive pservers worth playing? Im too old to keep up with the times anymore.

>>543263691
Turtle, Epoch or Tauri.

just finished pooping ama
>>543261826
idk

>>543263898
Epoch and Tauri have no pop at all

>>543263691
want wrath?
warmane or stormforge
want tbc?
warmane
want legion?
tauri
want vanilla?
turtle
want korean mmo wow?
ascension

>>543263946
dumb nostalrius tourist

>>543263946
tauri has 2500 people on right now

>>543263946
>Epoch
/cozy/ 400 pop server
>Tauri
has 4chan people though and that's all that matters

>>543264054
>>543264059
exactly, no pop at all
>4chan people
ok so narcissistic sociopathic trannies, cool

>>543264059
it still peaks at 800 players somehow

>>543264140
>narcissistic sociopathic trannies, cool
Yes, cool. Are you jealous they're more popular than you? Elaynna mogs you, anon.

>>543263898
Thanks gonna try out Epoch and hope its not a piece of shit. Pop is not much of a concern for me because im playing with friends

>>543264314
It's an abandoned server, don't play on it if you expect your characters to still be here in a few months. There are no raids, it's only leveling.

>>543264314
I was joking you probably don't wanna try out Epoch lol, it might get shut down soon and honestly it's bleeding pop quite quickly. It's best to stick with Turtle despite how uncertain its future is right now.

>>543264314
it's fun enough to a certain extent
even if the OP hasn't been fixed to say the only way to play is on ascension's launcher
>>543264470
>it might get shut down soon
ascension had realms up with >100 pop for years