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>Global Game News
Current Rate Up: Summer Maruzensky (Alt 3*), Summer Special Week (Alt 3*), Sweep Tosho (SSR), Winning Ticket (SSR)
10/14 - Summer Story event
10/21 - Meisho Doto (3*), Special Week (SSR), Tokai Teio (SSR)
10/26 - Half Anniversary Part 1
10/30 - Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)
10/30 - LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Dantsu Flame (3*), Jungle Pocket (3* Rerun) Tosen Jordan (3* Alt), Curren Bouquet'dor (SSR), The New Frontier Day 1 and 2 (Paid jims only)
>Tachyon Factor Report over, use up your report before 10/22 11:59 JST
>Info on New Scenario 'Paradise Yukoma Hot Springs' in the coming month
CM Sprint will be held 10/23, Niigata, 1200m, left, good, autumn, cloudy
LoH Dirt will be held in November, Morioka, 1600m, left, autumn
CM Mile will be held in December, Hanshin, 1600m, right, good, winter, sunny, No Debuff skills
>New Uma: Red Desire (VA: Sekine Hitomi)

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5
Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19
Guest Starring:
Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)
https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/

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i'm picking the temu opera 0 bread

>>543283612 (OP)
An actual orange thread!

Digitan LOVE

people will not use this thread because it wasnt first tho

I saw that Bakushin...

Post cards from your collection that makes you say. "PLEASE JUST ONE MORE LB PLEASE FOR FUCK SAKES!"

Nice, bread that isn't spoiled by filthy shit stained SEA nigger hands

DOTO SOON!!

>first all race
>A&S procs
>already distancing
>suddenly Oguri pocs redshift and SFV
what's the counterplay here
homestretch haste?

so, they 100% buffed bingo card rates. i've only gone to pity on a single card out of seven.

now give us more QoL, cyjews.

>>543282016
The view behind me is yours

>>543284212
I'm getting pity on the third card in a row..............

>>543284212
I thought that at first and then pitied three in a row (on my way to fourth). It's gay.

I have to wait
I have to endure
I must not roll Doto or my account will be bricked
But I really want Doto
I shouldn't have rolled Seiun

I'm gonna spend my tickets on Doto

Real sized uma

Please not another Rice or Teio

>>543284024
i need 1 more kingu but /uma/ has been saying i should wait until the kitasan rerun and don't roll for riko, honestly i just want to roll until an SSR, if i get her cool, if i get rice also cool, but i need that king for the power bonus

>>543284024
You'll get her MLB withint the next 2 months with the selector + uncap mat
Mine is only 1LB which is more annoying

>>543284405
>the 1.6m gold ship
>vs the average indonesian

>>543283612 (OP)
Opera owns me headpats

>>543284412
>paid
Get Rice or Teio from the freebie and pay for the other Umas piggie

What does Pace Chasers actually need? I can't seem to win with Pace in lobbies despite the 1200 900 900 stats

>>543284412
mmm oguri cap, as in peak

In witgod's latest video he mentioned something about the infirmary being fixed at the 2.5 anniversary. Does that mean Cygames realised how shit their game design was and removed the chance for it to fail?

Can someone post that image of Obey Your Master face down head up?

>>543284024
either of these two, I got 8 biwa hayahides

>>543284601
Maestro + another gold blue + redshift + SFV
Anything else is up to you

>>543283994
i take it back people actually switched over
>inb4 deleted by the janny anyway

>>543284412
>Please not another Rice
EVERYONE BUT ME

>>543284601
Red shift + SFV
Ramp up, slipstream, playtime's over, tail held high, medium straightaways

>>543284486
>Opera owns me
That's quite the freudian slip there, trainer.

HELP

>>543284212
No buddy, all your luck just got siphoned into bingo cards is all

>>543284764
neglect requires consequences.

>>543284684
>>543284736
>red shift + SFV
No wonder. I only have a borrowed accel since I didn't have a maruzen or taiki

what decks and legacies are you using for s.maru to get to 700+ power? i can only hit around 600

>>543284673
Nvm I found it it was in last thread

Hello sorry I am makin useful from the google translate from Hindi language
Is Doto banner come today or is next day
Thanks

NNNNNIIIIIINNNGEEEEN!!!

>>543284648
Yes

>>543284519
Lewd Meek

>>543284889
>>543284923
I see

>>543284586
>>543284645
I'm OK with this
>>543284730
I already have you 4*'d you needy little shit let some other umas have their chance already

>>543284953
DO NOT REDEEM DOTO
SAAR DO NOT REDEEM

>>543284889
>>543284923
What is wrong with Americans?

>Straightaway Spurt/Shadow actually works
Did I get gaslighted again

>>543284024
After ~700 pulls, I've got stacks of King Halo/Eishin Flash/Narita Taisin dupes, yet this brat was only 1LB until I got a copy on daily pulls a week ago. I just want her to be MLB. Hopefully the gold unlock crystals will be added soon...

ok could be worse for a first run with spekini

I know redshift is bad if you have Ryan specifically
But I assume it is still good on grass wonder alongside pump right?

>>543283612 (OP)
Why did Cyjews censored Daiwa and not gave her a swimsuit alt

Umas look good naked

>>543284303
dicta looks extra rapeable here

>>543284841
if you can only get 1 accel from parents get redshift, Taiki probably has better affinity with your pacer but redshift is more consistent

Despite making up only 13% of the Tracen population, Ningen women are responsible for 52% of marriages to male trainers.

>>543285002
Awesome. It's a shame that it took them so long to realise their mistake but at least they eventually fixed it.

>>543284024
MLB power Bourbon would solve a lot of my front runner issue.
Diamond just to finally get another MLB SSR even if she kinda sucks. Same with Maya.

>>543285219
Yes bwo it's bad on Ryan because Ryan is ugly, it works fine on other late surgers that run exactly like Ryan because they are not ugly.

>>543260542
>>543278012
Someone post the folder...

>10 parent runs with top gun
>not a single decent result
Do I dare ask how many runs average getting good sparks?

What skills are actually good for pace?

>>543285295
holy fucking SEX

>>543285219
>But I assume it is still good on grass wonder alongside pump right?
can you afford it after 2 gold recoveries, on your left and possibly dominator? if you can afford it go for it

>>543285138
Everything

>>543285219
It's not bad on Ryan.
It's bad on pump. If you pump irons don't redshift.

>>543284024
Of course

>>543284736
>>543284684
uhhhh what is SFV

>>543285398
Pump works differently on Ryan dumbass. Inherited skills are weaker

>>543285219
it's good on anyone who isn't using an uninherited unique acceleration skill, so sei, taiki, and ryan can all avoid it, and everyone else should take it.

>>543285578
not poggers

>>543285578
Oh no

>>543285538
Made for mating press and cuddles.

>>543285276
Erm, the freakin localizers? alright /b/ let's show these tumblrinas we mean business

>>543284024
LB2 is fine, heard we get free selectors every half and full anni, so thats 2LB a year
And we get to use this Creek card until Feb 2028

Marrying my cousin Taiki!

>>543285145
you weren't gaslit, people said Taishin is good for Cm4

Kek the stereotypes just keep coming. Brown basketball uma. What will be next?

>>543285547
Street Fighter V

>>543285145
It's no good, witman said so

>>543285734
Don't care. She's hot.

>>543285578
Digicunny

Gold City is my gf

>>543285145
straightaway spurt works but it happens on the final straight, when most umas have already nearly reached max speed

>>543285734
>tan
>muscular
>tall
mein gott...

>>543284024
2LB Kita 0LB FineMo. I am still traumatized from the Kita banner and scared to roll for supports.

>>543285708

>>543285734
Not much of a stereotype when it's 100% true and everyone is fully aware of it
>We need a design for a super athletic American uma, go!

>>543285578
>full blown horse coochie

I ain't using no ugly ass Ryan

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt that can't fit into her bloomers
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen

I keep getting conflicting information on this. Is groundwork needed in CM4 like it was in CM3 or not?

>>543285418
Like 100

>>543285145
It's like red shift, it's still good this CM but happens later than ideal

>>543285578
Digitan... love?

>>543285036
congrats

>>543285998
Yes, get groundwork.
It's core for all horses not only fronts.

>>543285734
t. manlet chink immigrant

hey /uma/, we love FAT and CHUBBY umas around here, right?

>>543285941
>tall
she is 1.68m

28161545
28161545
28161545
CM4 test room

>>543286163
umazing physique!

>>543285449
Nimble + some sort of mid race skill like corners or straightaways. Positioning isn't as life and death as it is for front, but you can easily get brocked this CM and you don't want to be so far back.
3rd is where you want your pace chaser to be most of the time for the shooting + red proc.

>>543285712
>Taishin is good for CM2
*jobs*
>Taishin is good for CM3
*jobs*
>Taishin is good for CM4
I wonder how things will go this time

>>543286206
What a womanlet LMAO

>>543286218
>making up fake numbers
She's 195.

>>543286046
Welp, looks like its giving up time.

>>543286163
nice ass Ryan

>>543285449
For CM4? Red Shift, SFV, mid-race skills like ramp up, medium corners/straights, tail held high etc. If your pace has a last spurt velocity unique great, if not consider inheriting one to more reliably beat fronts. Medium S mandatory, Right-Handed will make your pace a more consistent winner in addition to that.

>>543286124
I had enough pieces from her legend race to 4* her with only a couple statues too. Time to do a career with skip off for a change!

>>543286218
?

>>543286218
Oh. Can't win em all. Still will add to my musculebabe collection

Curren Chan's song in the live was shit

>>543285734
Wait till you find out she breaks all the rules of races and behaves like a gorilla nigger on the track

>>543285418
one of them is probably decent, you just haven't lowered your standards enough yet.

>>543286206
seems like an easy food for ojiisans

>>543286324
Taishin got victories in CM2 and CM3 though? That's the opposite of jobbing...unlike Summer Maru who actually did job in CM3.

>>543286502
curren chan is shit
fixed that for you

>>543286505
>Spoilers
Who's acting like a nigger now?

>>543286218
>>543286424
>He blatantly lies on the internet, while making it disgustingly obvious
>HUR DUR THE SUBS ARE WRONG
Okay fine, here the height is WRITTEN DOWN in the animation

>>543286515
Not a single blue 2 star. All runs were 600 plus in the big three.

>>543286424
Why are all the Japanese umas so petite? Are umas from other countries also larger or are these exceptional ones that we see?

>Open game
>Taiki Shuttle with her stupid voice
>Umamusume Pretty Derby!
>Close game
I lost all motivation to play

>>543286713
the tallest japanese uma is 178cm

manlet island

>>543286639
>making your trainee wear a maid outfit
holy based

>>543286710
>195cm
what the fuck

>>543286710
I just like to upset height fags its the easiest kind of baiting

>>543286713
>why are jap umas that are meant to be cute towards the japanese audience so petite and small?
cuz it's cute and attractive, plus the japanese are VERY WELL KNOWN to be tiny people compared to the west. also not everyone has a giant fetish like you do faggot.

>>543286792
never post digitan again

>>543286939
the gimp horse

>>543286384
good luck torena! i hope my free ticket is mcqueen, i like her design a lot

>>543286792
You just lost Digitan posting privilege

>>543286939
why are they making the horse wear a leotard

My perfect uma is 2.4m tall
her skin is black as the night
her arms are so muscular she uses them for walking
she is hunched over, has big lips and a big mouth
there is a large tuft of silver hair on her back

>>543286939
This uma is more erotic than it needs to be

>>543286939
>anon asks a simple question
>another anon spergs out when answering it
Why is /uma/ the most easily butt-blasted general on /vg/? You people can't even answer a question about the weather without throwing a tantrum

>>543286917
That makes zero sense
>>543286859
>According to official data from Stathead, out of 456 active players, the average height of an NBA player is 6 feet 6.58 inches (199.59 centimeters).

79018508
79018508
79018508
CM4 test

>>543286792
are you gay lookin' to see how long to get beat up in a hick town? Stupid southern voice? Guess what you're in a hick town man!

>>543287169
Why would you ask a question about weather on /uma/ retard, this is /vg/

>>543287169
name 5 types of weather

>>543286710
imagine if Golshi was that tall, that would be terrible haha...

>>543286163
god i wanna take her out to dinner

Uma is a baby making sex game

Why the actual fuck is retention line rising when the players are dropping

>>543287410
This image made my dick twitch.

STOP THE COUNT

>>543287360
>Manages to make Reddit Tach and Tumblr Caf attractive
Good job!

>>543287471
>TT retention is %based
>All trash players quit
>Retention treshhold increases

>>543287159
Who's that Umamusume?

>>543287471
less players = less casuals = more whales = higher cap due to there being less baby players clogging class 6

Behold!

If umas should not be sexualized, why are they sexually attractive?

>>543287528
550 STAM CANNOT CLEAR TENNO SHO AS PACE
Go late or End

>>543284303
How are they not in the game yet?
>bubububut they aren’t le japanese horses
I don’t care I wanna train Tony Bianca

>>543287471
Retention line depends on the scores of players in that given class
It doesn't matter how many people there are

>>543287556
>its above 500k
It's rising too fast for me to keep up...

>>543287528
You are so retarded that it's almost cute

>>543287617
THATS RIGHT ITS GENTILDONNA

>>543285276
>censored
What does the original look like

Give me your dumbest/wildest career playthrough ideas. I'm getting bored waiting for Doto.

>>543287159
Bro, that's not an uma, that's a Jynx.

>>543287617
IT'S BAKUSHIN

>>543287767
her nipples are fully exposed in the japanese server

>>543287772
Win the Derby (dirt) with Urara.
You will be against Maruzensky on that race so build accordingly.

What stats does this training raise?

>>543285408
I was going to upload it to a mega myself but it turns out I hadn’t actually saved it. What I actually saved was something else he made. I didn’t want to say anything out of shame.
I have failed you, /uma/. I am sorry.

>>543287651
trainer issue
throw clocks at the game thats what they are there for

>>543287974
Guts

>>543287556
>Already above 500k
It's over umadacchis...

Are team trials racecourses completely random? I wanted to know whether uphill/downhill skills will work reliably in pvp.

Go bait for (you)s elsewhere.

>>543287556
It was nice while it lasted

hey!
no kinky shit around here

>>543288015
I didn't want to beat off to it anyways because Opera would never fuck in a barn. Kills my immersion. Should've been Taiki.

>>543287620
CM3 REALLY fucked with people huh?

what kind of fucking luck do you need to get this kind of parent

>>543288017
They're for the future scenario dumbass

>>543288108
no

>>543288015
It's okay, it happens. Godspeed anon

FUCK Teio

>>543286505
To be fair it’s mentioned that American Umamusume are more used to pushing each other

TONGUE Teio

>>543288243
why did she strip down like that around elementary school boys

Umas that would be okay with a small penis?
Asking for a friend haha...

Tay emmm opera oh

>>543288261
>>543288308

Stop that.
Post rooms.

>>543287556
I'm gonna get demoted back to Class 5 in 2-3 weeks if this keeps up

>>543288459
No.

>>543288226
>3* stamina + 3* medium alone is a 0.1% chance or less
>doesn't even factor 3* ura finale which is probably a 1% chance on its own
>3* green

>>543288459
Tamamo

for affinity does it factor the whole legacy or is it based on individual umas, so something with 0 affinity has a lower chance of inspiring

>>543287772
Get first place in the Hanshin Daishoten with Top Gun
6 guts cards
Winning ticket using only supports that won the derby

>>543288568
no

>>543288213
There’s that too, the barn thing was from a Tachyon set that he did. So not only was I wrong about having it saved, I was also wrong about which set it even was. I’m way off my game today.

what the fuck was that about, dantsu felt more like the main character than pocket

>want to go 3 carries
>this means one fag will have an advantage of less debuff received
Is it worth it. It's getting boring just playing the debuff game. I want to go full gamble.

>>543288654
NTS...

>>543287556
It’s so over…

>>543288086
Any course that has a configuration at the length/surface is fair game. Dirt is the easiest to scout since there are only a few of those.

95748792

I cannot fucking wait to get my own kitasan so I can make room on my follow list fucking dead MLB kitasan niggers you will be dead when ningen woman becomes the follow bicycle ora ora

>>543288785
Not at all. It has only just begun.

heh... have fun in class 5, umadacchis...

>>543288654
needs correction

>>543288456
cute!
>>543288509 >>543288882
GRANNY LOVE!

Teio I can smell it

Damn, Dantsu's story is like Nature but she actually cries about being worse than her peers

>>543289084
and she has bigger tits too

>>543288654
Cuckqueen emperor

>>543289234
Yo, Aniki!

>>543288568
I don't like test rooms. They're sweaty, always packed, and never any fun for anyone except the winner.

>>543289275
someone already has that title

made you look
ok the next one is important CM4 knowledge no one has said here listen carefully

made you look again lol

>oguri passes another oguri right as the final corner ends
>the oguri that's slightly slower gets to activate triumphant pulse while yours doesn't
how to remedy this

Is Kitasan still going to be the best "borrow"?
I don't have her but I kinda don't care, I just want to borrow something else like Creek or maxed out wit cards for shits and giggles but it's all kitasan on the borrow list

hate mambo

>>543289342
>watching the mejiro broodmare get bred once again

>>543288568
Yada.

I shouldn't have fallen for the front meme
I should have listened to the warnings that it was a whale style
Only whales can afford to build good fronts

>>543289364
>1200x675
>>>/a/

>>543289397
yes for about 2 years

>>543289397
That's why you need Kitasan, having her allows you to borrow other stuff instead

>generic outfit

https://youtu.be/BbPiIwFOQtU?si=WJO2lR7fOHfPt6ZU

>>543289364
Sorry, what did you say? I was too busy looking at that image of OYM.

>>543289397
if you don't have your own kitasan negro your deck will suffer from not borrowing her
if you have her then you can borrow a lot of stuff like tazuna or specific skill cards

>>543289234
My cute gf

>>543289397
If you don't care and just wanna use something else then check umadb or chronogenesis and search for non Kita borrows

>>543289569
her pose is cuter and the outfit is actually pretty similar

>>543289024
>4.5%
PAYPIGGU

>>543289310
https://youtu.be/ap15fcbxLF4

need help wih maru decks…

>>543289471
why are horses afraid of their own shadow anyways?

>>543285408
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=14786242&tags=tillian+umamusume+
Found it, kinda.

...

Spark rerolling cannot come soon enough

Why is wallpaper engine full of porn wallpapers?

>>543289770
>Actually good food, instead of a fucking meat cake with a carrot inside of it
Befitting of my tomboy wife

>>543289317
It's still the best way to see what the good builds are.
Wins have been all over the place so far so it'll be another RNG bloodbath this CM.

wtf I got in!!!

>>543289905
Some ""people"" (chinese) even used it to share entire movies or TV shows through the workshop, not only for gooning purposes. Hell, considering the thing lets you run UNITY applications I'm sure it's also been used for dangerous things.

>>543287974
what is the context of this image

>>543289471
cute

>>543288836
>Dirt is the easiest to scout since there are only a few of those.
Coincidentally I am trying to build a 3rd dirt uma.
>16 dirt mile races
>9 have uphills
>9 have downhills
>+ wit check
Sounds like a huge gamble and probably not worth going out of my way to get them.

>>543289710
We told you not to cleat event SSRs bwo...

it's ok to demote from 6, you'll get back in no time

>>543290172
there is no context it's just bizarre BDSM fetish shit

>>543289986
>He doesn't know.

I got raped again...

Good enough?

>>543290407
Helios is a female trainer rapist

>>543289710
Each MLB R card gives you +.1% With all the R cards you get you can reach pretty high numbers if you're willing to waste your monies.

>>543286502
Shut up
It was cute and I listened to it like 10 times

I took a break after being salty about losing Cancer. What's the consensus about the Riko banner? Is it a must pull or no?
If not then I'm planning on pulling for Doto instead

>>543290632
pull it if you have MLB kita
don't pull if you don't have MLB kita

>>543290632
if your cards are awful pull but not to spark
if your cards are good skip it

>Fag joins room with a single uma
>Takes like 10 fucking minutes to start now.

>>543290632
it's a MUST PULL, double spark even

>>543290407
Add it to the list

>>543289528
come to the back and play pachinko with us

>>543290407
why did she do it?

>>543290713
Sex with Helios and Palmer

Are there any umas that you started liking because of /uma/? For me its Spechud, Daitaku and MARVELOUS

>>543289494
Mambros...

>>543290536
The only way you have monies to waste as this point is with other monies.

>>543290449
What song is this?

>>543290748
maybe it's time to update this chart

>>543288640
anyone know

>>543290707
>>543290720
What if I don't have MLB Kita but my cards(SRs LB) are decent enough to train for CMs

Post your best :3 uma

>>543290831
>open
>skip to the scream to make sure it's not the edited scream
>listen to it again from start to finish

>>543290818
Gyarus are needy and horny

>>543290861
Cheval.

>>543291027
you can tell from the filename this one is the original full length one that i made

>>543291008
then you're probably the last person who should be pulling.

Whats better on end closers/late surgers
Red shift + shooting for victory or let's pump some iron and one of the other 2?

>>543290861
Wife Nature

ToT

>>543291027
I only post quality content, thank you very much!

>>543291229
Iron + Redshift.

>>543290861
Daitaku and Digitan, Wonder Acute and probably Calstone at this rate. I’ve gotta get out of here before it’s too late

>>543290449
Dia paizuri.,.

>>543290861
Probably Daring Tact, but she's still far below my actual favorites.

WHOA i want to train of those. Finally an uma for my height

>>543291267
Surely at one point in time Mayano will realize how much stronger she is than trainer and will rape him

Taishin love!

This shit run has been my best yet. Too bad I don't have enough speed or good whites

Can hachimi show you card event choices?

>>543290128
Like seriously, look at this shit
One search and there are 3 porn vids on the first page
They are also the most rated too

>>543290861
STRAIGHT UP RETARDED and Chiyono O

Why would Roppei say this?

>>543290861
Probably chrono and acute. Made me learn more about the actual horses irl and it was really interesting. They’re both sadly really far away but I’m definitely going to roll for them regardless

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BELNO HAS BIGGER TITS THAN DIA, EISHIN AND SUNDAY???

>>543290861
Daring Tact i guess

>>543291936
Because you haven't gotten Oguri to bond level 11 yet.

>get all the skills I need
>get migraine
>fail 2 trianings with single digit chance
>one is don't overdo it
I'm so sad bros...

After hours testing nobody knows my secret Gold City winning strat for this CM.

>>543291829
Never owend WPE, but even I noticed this very quickly when randomly checking the workshop years ago. This is sadly anything but new, far from it. I bet the only thing that has changed is the fact that illegal file sharing has been toned down or removed, otherwise it's the same cesspit full of porn and other Garbo.
>>543292045
That might as well be straight out of koikatsu

>>543291559
Mayano is a glass cannon though

>>543291829
You just wanted to show your Tachyon cursor and Tachyon gremlin, didn't you?

>>543292072
She wasn't going to make it with that wit and power + no medium S anyway

>>543292072
>Medium A
it was glue anyways

>>543292206
>car autism and horse girl
Nips are weird man

>>543292298
>>543292316
biggest gaslight not needed

>>543291267
Mayano 2 days later:

>>543292182
now post the shitposting one

>>543292350
maybe

>>543292426
No, that would mean I'd have to search it.

She's gonna do it

>>543290861
Spechud as well, before /uma/ she was very vanilla to me.

>>543292381
Not a gaslight, my Maru loses to pace chasers from here and she has capped speed + right-handed

>>543291508
>>543292019
The survivalist propaganda shall continue.

>watch new witgod video
>he includes lines like this
I wonder if this is a jab to the drama gooks having meltdown over his Riko video

>>543292441
For a culture based on shame, some of them have virtually none.

>>543292590
post maru?

>>543292607
Considering how much those two despise each other... Not impossible.

>>543292350
how about tacticool autism and horse girls

>>543292607
WitGOD's plan is beyond our comprehension

>>543291516
Oguri's slutty friend...

>>543292506
yeebudddy

witgawd said groundwork isn't needed, is he correct?

>>543292504
fine

>>543292785
ToT

Thoughts? Is she good enough?

as a 3rd speed card the Brian welfare is good, with 1st being Kita and 2nd King. Other SSR speeds are better but this is what I have.

>>543292735
My favorite. Actual creativity rather than just a car and girl on a canvas.

>>543292698
Pretty much the same as what >>543292072 posted

>>543292298
>>543292316
I'm not gonna get a perfect one anyways, but would've been nice to have one with max speed, goundwork and enough stam to not die for starters.

>>543292802
In theory, there is a lot more room to jockey for position in midrace cm4 but starting behind is still kinda bad, even so you can have a superior midgame and still take the lead, whereas in cm3 it was pretty rare because most of the midrace was a big no pass zone.so no groundwork was basically a death sentence.

>>543292802
no he said he has not been able to get it yet in a run. you can try shoving in a bunch of midrace shit if you want but groundwork is still the best.

>>543292843
Why is she like this

>>543292985
>>543292698
Posted the wrong one, oops - I really should label my files better

>>543292985
That's not capped speed.

Rolling for SMaru was a huge mistake.

HOW

>>543293157
shiraoki posession

>>543293274
the same thing has happened to be twice

>>543291936
Because you keep calling him Roppei

>>543292961
Imagine the liveleak vids of umapigs crushing protestor skulls on the curb.

>>543292985
you have 0 midrace skills…

Oh shidd I didn't realize i got a hot springs ticket and I hadn't gone w/ ticket yet. Winning Ticket's winning tickets...

>>543293245
get back to grinding groundwork + 3

>>543293157
shiraoki posession

>>543292175
Massage her breasts

I love Eishin Flash.

>>543293493
I always forget when I win hot spring tickets and accidently skip past the scene.

why is witgod's cadence so much better than the english youtubers? I listen to witgod and he's belting out 10 data points a second I listen to ENG channels and they put me to sleep if I don't cringe to death upon hearing "angling and memeing"

I won one /uma/ Leo room should I assume my team is good enough and move on to farming parents for CM5 now???

>>543291993
>>543292768
Yeah I am thinking Belno Paizuri

>>543289859
Thanks anon, have a wonderful sunday

Imagine failing to reach that wouldn't that be hilarious

CM testing is making me nervous this time around. I've won a few but not very convincingly in a lot of those.

>>543293724
witGOD is not farming ads from video lenght but instead he's aiming at zoomers attention span

I'm glad I didn't roll summer Maruzensky

>>543293245
>need Groundwork
>need 3 greens
>need Angling and Redshift
>need max SPD
>need good STA PWR and WIT

how do we get them to increase our borrows and delay CMs by an extra 2 weeks each

>i'll build a hybrid dominator!
>300+ points for gold recovery 1
>300+ points for gold recovery 2
>300+ points for dominator
>300+ points for on your left
OUGH MY ASS

I wonder if this deck could work, one of my parents was only a Stamina* parent since I didn't do a borrow run and I did have pretty bad rainbow luck. I think with a 9* Stam borrow I should be able to hit the Stamina requirements, get high Speed and Power and decent Wit

>>543293190
are you using power sparks

patting my little horse

>>543293707
Go and set this to Off RIGHT NOW so you stop missing out.

My Oguri and Vodka keep getting 2nd and 3rd in room matches. So when they get the general population I trust they'll win.

>>543293884
I got her in 1 10 pull so im glad I did.

>>543294025
>1LB Sweep
grim

>>543293942
>need to do it again when Unity Cup drops

If i see that damn bird another fucking time...

>>543293815
That'll be 498k before the tally

>>543293884
>>543293245
You haven't played against Seiun sky on this track and it shows.
Maru can win under certain conditions, she's not going to solo carry your team but she can keep first which is her other important job as she keeps the fish woman away from first place. Maru beats her, but if she's not there the A&S proc from Seiun can't be stopped by anybody, she will instawin.

>>543294026
No, if I did I'd be hitting 800 power and have less stam

>>543294149
Yeah I got like 8 Eishins and all my other Speed SRs are LB1 except for an LB2 King. Still think I can get it to work with a high roll

Eclipse first, the rest nowhere.

>>543294025
I've come around on Dober wit. The TE is really strong and the lack of wit rainbows means you aren't tempted to only train wit. The big issue w/ not having a stam card is you have to actually train guts, but those numbers are not bad for just 1 power card.

>>543294301
>shes just a blocker bro
You know what, I accept this copium

>>543293724
Honestly he talks pretty concise in his JP videos too so I think that's just how he is after 4.5 years of doing uma content

>>543292597
I'll only believe in her propaganda if she also makes her dad playable.

>>543291993
what are you talking about? >>543286206

Can someone explain how people are getting umas with medium s distance s 1200 speed 1000 stam 1000 power and 8+ skills? I don't even understand how that's possible, even with MLB cards
Half the umas I see in the practice races are like this, I don't know how the fuck to compete with that

>>543294657
Much better decks than you have and the hundreds of hours to grind out parents

Who the fuck is this? Umamusume B?

I'm gonna date this cute cow

>>543294807
My wife Ogurin't Capn't

>>543294301
Fags literally sold her as an autowin meta Uma but I'm starting to realize that meta in this game means umas with slightly more consistency than normal.

>>543294657
This is all parents. Likely 9 Stamina, 9 Power

>>543294657
MLB Creek and Tazuna

>>543294657
/uma/ rooms are Finals A test rooms you need to get a highroll uma to compete.

>>543294421
Yeah her TE is pretty nice and I can still hit 500-600 Wit with her pretty consistently and Sunny days works for most CMs, which also fixes the guts problem

>>543294657
For me my question is how these fucks can race 15 times and still hit stam requirement, high power and wit. I barely even reach 300 wit if I try racing more than the goals

>>543294657
unemployment is a superpower

>>543294893
You really wanna be seen in public with such a lurid woman?

>>543294920
No. I have 18* stam parents and I can't even reach 1000 stam while having 800+ power and 1200 speed, you need MLB SSRs

STOP SCREAMING

>>543295117
It's her victory roar, dude.

>>543294901
She will autowin if you highroll groundwork and THH with 900 power 600 with, enough stamina and 1200 speed but the average S.Maru will just be a top tier runner and will guarantee you get to finals, she only loses to specific scenarios that fuck you over like a heavy pace race with no other fronts to witcheck against.

>>543291993
Belno Light more like Belno Heavy

>>543294657
Practice rooms are the giga autists most of the time.
I've seen Golshi with 1200/1000/1000 and obviously I can't compete with that unless I dropped 30+ runs where I can get 5 extra races, all the skills hints in the world, and high roll stats at the same time.

>>543295087
i look like this

Is Oguri Cap the only uma with two gluttony events? Can she even fail the one where she's alone?

>>543295112
>>543295087
yes

Is this good enough?

>>543294358
Belno Oppai..

anons please gas light me into thinking career mode hasn't been more unfair as of lately because holy shit the RNG has been trying extremely hard to shit on me

>>543295003
The high power is just runoff from a 9 power parent and maxxing speed. The stamina is usually 2-3 good stamina cards. They give a bonus for stamina when training with them and offer bonus Stamina at the start. You get growth rates too which increase it all. Ideally they got good rainbow rng got 1100 speed before final summer then dumped it all onwards into power/Stamina

>>543295295
She can fail both

>>543295318
>Medium A
She might maybe probably will get you into A finals but it'll be painful

>>543295101
Are you leveling your cards? You can get away with SR stamina cards and be fine.

>>543295318
6th place gamble is going to be her only way to win.

>>543295408
I got two aces done today it's just random

>>543295318
Sorry to say the only times BoFA procs for me is in the first 200 meters or the last 200 meters. For lates I'm thinking maestro + 777 and praying to Shiraoki she lives.

Anybody else tried Ryan after witgod's video? Mine procced pumping like twice in 20 test races, she's either in 5th or 4th place or lags behind for too long.

>>543295318
You run her as pace or late?

>>543295025
YOU'RE TOO FUCKING LOUD

>>543295631
Onepiece, what are you trying to do with that peanut butter?

>>543295670
I watched a few random test streams by streamers and Ryans came up and beat his S. Maru after getting her first place skills off.

>>543293694
Gold Ship really loves hitting the "why is everyone so mean to me? :-(" maneuver

>>543295532
I knew I needed something other than thh for this to be usable
>>543295648
Fuck
>>543295712
Late

>>543295631
To be fair my SRs stamina cards all suck ass. So my only stamina card is borrowed MLB Creek. I can reach 900~ stam on a highroll and it's the only way to be efficient given my deck
Regardless, I can't get more than 900 stam/power at the absolute most. 1000/1000 is whale territory.

Tama wife

>>543295670
Maybe after the legend races coming up.

>>543295670
I like Rudolf or Grass more than Ryan because at least they get to debuff the opponent even if they don't proc pump, while ryan just sits there

AAAAA I DON'T WANNA SWIM I DON'T WANNA STAMINA TRAIN

How are you getting 700 power in maru?? whats your deck

>>543295474
Damn. I never failed the one where she's alone. The one with the midget fucked me over already.

>>543296054
Parents. 6 sparks on power will get you there.

>>543295670
You're hoping for a lot of RNG to go your way anon.
Not to mention the pace/front wave is just asking to get brocked.

>>543295820
She knows it works on weak willed people. I love my wacky, gaslighting, manipulative wife.

>>543295295
McQueen has 2 as well damn oinker

>>543285145
shouldn't the meta for Graded be picking as many skills that works, even if just slightly, on top of having good stats? you always talk about skills as if you were building for Open

>>543294657
by paying

>made it to URA Finale with Focus as my only Groundwork proc
>luckshit into Firm Conditions and Non-Standard Distance hints in my URA Qualifiers & Semifinals

Ideally I'd also have ~900 Stamina and Medium S with a couple more races done for 1 or 2 more skills while still hitting the Groundwork package, but it just doesn't seem worth the effort to deal with this rng onion right now.
Might be time to build my 2nd debuffer and maybe if I'm happy with it I can come back to making a better SMaru.

>>543296032
ARE YOU A WINNER OR A LOSER ANON, DO YOU WANT TO BE A WINNER THEN GET IN THE FUCKING POOL GOD DAMN IT

>>543296101
It's because one of the events has the choices reversed
Gluttony Championship: Up is higher but can give slow metabolism, down guarantees 10 energy
Bottomless Pit: Down is higher but can give slow metabolism, up guarantees 10 energy

>>543296173
The actual problem is there's been way too few fronts and paces in my lobbies, there's usually like 2 fronts and 2 chasers

>>543296307
>2 debuffers with a solo front
bwo...

>Calstone light o doesn't have a solo sing yet
This sucks.

>>543294657
One good MLB SSR is going to do the work of 2 MLB SRs. Same goes for other ones. You might be hitting A and A+ umas every so often with your 1 MLB SSR and borrowed MLB SSR but whales are hitting S rank on the reg. Your MLB sweep is dogshit compared to Suzuka and Pegasus. look at this fucking specialty priority whales have access to bwo

>>543294000
this is why mile is the superior track no recovery taxes

>>543295850
ahh, I'm in a weird boat where I dont have mlb kitasan but I got mlb creek

>>543288515
amazing, as expected of teio

as a whale what late surger am I meant to build

>>543296791
A gyaru uma.

Finally my own MLB Kitasan. Now I can be CM competitive.

>no Redshift
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm making a debuffer nature for the first time and it's so weird trying to rewire my brain for the different priorities.

>>543296687
Did someone say "mile"!?

>>543295295
Super Creek also has two eating events

>such a low-quality scan of such poorly-drawn porn that the jannies apparently haven't even noticed it
lmao

I have 2LB Kitasan Black and 3LB Fine Motion.
Should I use my half anivversary free cards to MLB FIne Motion and plus up Kitasan Black to 3LB and then wait for the banner to MLB her?
Or should I wait for the Kitasan Black banner and see what I roll before I even start turning my wild cards?

>>543296791
Whales are making Smaru, pace Oguri and stinky nature

For Kitasanlets:
Biko Pegasus > Kitasan
>b-but speci-
special priority isn't real
look at these training numbers. you know who is on rate up soon. >>543296602

>>543296791
Nice Nature and Grass Wonder are the Whale lates. Especially cleric. Nice Nature is the paypig unit.

>>543296901
Do you need bourbon's unique? I thought it was just angling.

>>543296791
summer spe. her stm/pow/guts aptitude is tailor made for this CM. She's going to hit the 1200 combined stm/guts easily and still have respectable power spamming speed.

>>543297053
No, its just a lead extender in the final spurt

>>543297001
She is on rate up way too close to Kitasan

>>543297069
I thought summer spe is for f2ps since she's so easy to build due to her built-in recovery

>>543297053
No. It was either that or Front Straightaways, I opted for the final straight options.

>>543297001
OK cool but when I only have lb0 biko and lb2 ksb I'm just stuck in the worst of both worlds

>>543296219
I don't have this cute fatass...

>>543297001
I can just borrow Biko if I roll Riko though

>>543297001
Kitasan is better
Not even just the training prio, Kitasan's events are unfair in how good they are. free mood up and energy out the ass..

>>543297174
i don't think f2ps can afford to roll for her unless they get supremely lucky with their tickets. they have to save for The Next Big Support Banner

>>543297001
>special priority isn't real
This is so true. Never seen a hoax built in by the devs themselves
If anyone is gaslighting, it's cy james themselves

>>543296970
you can mlb kitasan with the ticket+ uncap gem in the halloween event
Or you could use the ticket to redeem a creek, the uncap for the fine motion, then roll the last 2 copies of kitasan on her banner.

>>543297275
I bet Volgin likes Ryan and Opera O
That faggot

Tachyon...

>>543297554
Rape Tachyon

What's better
LB 1 Creek and MLB Kitasan
or
LB 1 Kita and MLB Creek?

>>543297475
No, no, he would train Tamano Cross, lighting and midget personality

Farming parents is despair

>>543297665
It's basically the same thing after half anni

I already have MLB kita but no other MLB SRs. Creek is at 3LB and Pasa is at 1LB. Who should I roll for? Riko? Biko? PASA?

Whales, how much money do you need to MLB your entire deck?
I'm losing it and I'm considering the option of keeping cygames' servers warm

>>543297001
if it wasn't for the non existent fan bonus, I'd say twin turbo is much better than biko, specially in this front runner world

>>543297395
Ugh, I hate these decisions.

>>543297665
MLB Kita is better.
You won't be needed much stamina for a couple of months.

>>543297790
Actually you want the servers cool instead of warm.

Why are Cafe posters so needy?

>>543297348
Future wife.

This is so romantic to me ....

>>543297665
Supposedly SC won't be of much value until aoharu is "over" so depends on how much short term value you want.

>>543297953
They're redditors
Just like Tachyon posters

>>543297348
i wish that was me

Michelle my baby has to be one of the most ridiculous names an Uma can have

Belno, NO!

>>543298081
would

>>543297790
MLB all SSR off-banner? You'd need infinite money

What makes Fine Motion's SSR good? I always see people advertise it but no one ever uses it for their aces or anything. I have it LB3 and MLB Creek but no Kitasan. I never use the Fine Motion

>>543298152
Speed Star is THE Pace skill

>This is for Pearl Harbour Nip!
How would you respond to this?

>>543298204
Haha so funny *rapes you*

>>543298081
I'm gonna rape both

>>543298105
>>543298171

>>543298316
JUNGLE POCKET THE SEEDS! DON'T SWALLOW!

>>543298316
I want her to do that on my cock