Thread 543322802

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024

>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group/Multiplayer Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>543218348

Just so you all know, I love my daughter-wives!

>>543322938
post the finished version of this you coward

>>543322802 (OP)
why is he black

>>543322938
you have quickly became one of the creepiest and obnoxious dipshits in this shithole. congrats

>>543323054
photoshopped, I've never 3-barred in my entire life.

You know it's a shit thread when they post poc off-model art

>>543323145
more or less creepy than nezuk?

>>543323336
videoshopped

Toilet thread, turd posters

>>543322938
>>543323170
>>543323382
Can you fuck off already you retarded brown child predator no one likes you

sorry but even if im completely untilted there is no way im blaming myself when libra tp's or sigil's me offscreen a mile away. awful boss

>>543323551
no

>>543323402
Thanks for your dogshit contribution

Poor Bryn

>>543323684
Get fucked shitsmear.

>>543322938
>>543323382
>>543323645
>>543323170

the jobber trio

>>543323867
always so angry. I have an IRL friend with anger issues. It's sad.

>>543323876
RIP. Fromsoft small indie company.

>>543323876
biggest jobbers on erg but who's the worst out of them?

>>543324026
The guy whose 3bar'd? Retard

>>543324026
zorban 4 barred, shifty 2 barred and bryn 1 barred
think it speaks for itself

>>543322938
Based and same

as much as i want to sperg at people with shitty internet they really need to fix this shit already

>>543324026
>Bryn: brought holy discus to Libra, only 1bar after everyone died
>Zorb/Shifty: bringing magic builds to Libra, multiple bars
I wonder

>>543324087
zorban was doing the most damage to libra and 2 of his deaths were unavoidable libraslop deaths

>>543324151
You can tell this was drawn by an Elden tourist

guys no more revs/guardians or gimmick builds please i just want to hit 9999

DPSissies unironically think they are good because 'muh damage' despite 10 baring, no wonder reclusoids are the worst players

>>543324241
>zorban was doing the most dps
lol
he wasn't even casting half the time because he was too far/too scared of libra and never attacked the condemned

>>543324389
The bigger your damage the bigger your dick

>>543324436
>fighting the condemned with aussie lag
never making that mistake again

>>543324494
More like the bigger my dick inside your 3bar bimbo ass reviving you

>>543324151
>anatomy of a nightfarer instead of wylder considering it's wylder's helmet
>pouches with throwing knives instead of starlight shards for some fucking reason
>no one regularly listens to fromsoft ost
>ds3 doesn't have adaptability
i want to strangle the tourist pedophile that made this piece of shit of an image

incoming disconnect yup fucking hell

>>543324627
>tourist pedophile
tourist self report

wylders cant stop taking Ls

>>543324746
>if you don't like child porn you're LITERALLY a nazi bigot incel!!! let us groom kids into thinking they're the opposite gender and give them hormone blockers you fucking chud!! IT'S OLDFAG CULTURE

>>543324903
>142 days of 3-barring the floor
>no one has taken advantage of my doll cunny

>>543325030
Imagine being mad. On the internet!

i played with erg
and had two wending graces

>>543324746
You are not welcome here, pedojew.

>>543325383
Venemous Nemesis is far and away the worst player I've played with on erg.

That said it's ok to be bad.

>>543325383
Anon I hate to tell you but your teammates aren't from /erg/, they're from the steam forums when the pw got leaked there
I'm sorry

>>543325573
how many downs?

mystery boss games are so much more fun
it's a such a shame that you can pretty much always tell what boss you're up against from the 1st day boss, they should be randomized

>>543325740
2nd down, 8 yards

https://www.twitch.tv/zorban13
SOMEONE get in the chat and tell all these new viewers he plays with racist chuds from 4chan I would do it but none of my messages are sending for some reason

>>543322938
another post for the cia report page

>>543323054
based

>>543326850
you're permabanned trish you stupid faggot lmfao

>>543326850
Kill yourself

>>543326880
reported to my local fire station.

>>543323123
That’s brown
>>543323645
Cute
>>543324021
True
>>543324151
Based + triggered terrjeet

>>543324429
Grotesque image.
>>543324746
>>543327029
>>543325295
You won + you’re right. Job well done.

>>543326850
uh oh trishtroon melty

terr closet cunnyseur

>>543326850
why do you wanna mess with this nigga so bad he dindu nuffin to you

>>543327369
That's trish. The only person to be banned from zorban's stream.

>>543327426
I want to kiss her

>Mystery Niggas Mountaintop
>Recluse/Executor/Duchess
>We end up with double Sacred Relic AND Maliketh Black Blade in the party AND Carian Regal AND Blade of Calling
>It's Heolstor
>Absolutely shitcan him because we're ALL very good
I don't think Executor even went down once.

Zorban is complaining about his team again

>>543328450
i just opened the stream and this dude missed his ult on both teammates as revenant
that's kinda craycray, is he supposed to be good?

>>543325573
he's literally from the steam thread he is not from erg

gg ed fulghor. nice free 300 points

>>543328618
no one thinks he's good, thats why he's funny to watch

gg ED fulghor, what a cinematic ending

>>543328708
>>543328753
gg horse, he nearly got us at the end there lmao

how do you 5bar as ironeye lmao

>>543328918
cursed aussie net also
>hit
literally who

>>543328989
because I fucking suck

>>543329049
literally me

>>543328450
zorban and the ironeye 3 barred again, poor Byrnhildr

>>543329049
i heard of graces working under lag but never experienced it, thats pretty funny. they are really funny with wylder since you get your sixth sense back.

Why is he so mad? I played with this ironeye before and he seemed fine?

>>543327029
>>543327332
>>543327209
>>543327065

>>543325553

https://youtu.be/5abamRO41fE?si=5bknu2QS9k7RT55r

>I did my time, and I want out
>So effusive, fade, it doesn't cut
>The soul is not so vibrant
>The reckoning, the sickening
>Packaging subversion
>Pseudo-sacrosanct perversion

>>543329364
anyone would be mad if their ironeye went 6bar

>>543329307
Its not lag that keeps graces on during night bosses, its the host crashing while loading

Its actually kinda useful in that regard, plus the game still thinks its day so you can't actually wipe to the night 1/2 bosses
Other stuff breaks too though

>>543329525
he didn't find any negation. it happens

zorban is in no position to criticize teammates when he regularly loses by bringing sub-optimal meme builds to non-consenting /erg/ers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan

>Additionally, a lolicon board was created at /l/ (Lolikon),[31] but was disabled following the posting of real-life child pornography and ultimately deleted in October 2004, after threats of legal action

>>543329595
7bar
and ironeye shouldn't be dying 7 times to bugs even with no passives

>>543329676
Queuing with the TroonPass doesn't consitutue consent either. Zorban is a complete faggot.

bryn you're a fucking god

>>543329691
pedojeets never recovered from this btw

>>543329676
trvke
let he who doesn't grief throw the first stone
he went 5bar and was complaining still

>>543329561
Oh that's what causes the endless day 3 fight when everyone is dead
Sometimes I notice people having their revive timer even though its night time and thought it was just apart of the game

you can tell when terr re-opens the thread based on the sudden uptick of whining

>>543329691
no one cares stop being annoying

>>543329725
>>543329525
but it's ok for the serial jobber revtroon to 3bar?

I don't get how people like zorban can hover up items they don't need or never pay attention to pings. I bet he's the type to have 99+ notifications on every app on his phone and ignores them all

>Ironeye has brown DS1 hollow jerky skin because he's literally undead
>NO HE'S BLACK! I'LL DRAW HIM BLACK!
>Recluse is literally a vantablack ultranigger
>NO SHE'S A LIGHT SKIN! I'LL DRAW HER ALMOST WHITE
what is wrong with artists

>>543330684
Two things

First: I'm a huge racist and basically think the worst of everybody who isn't white or yellow
Second: Ironeye is the same rough color as Boggart and has a similar English accent.

In Elden Ring people with that accent are brown/mega swarthoids. It is what it is.

>>543331000
Ironeye is not brown like boggart he's tan, and he literally has an American accent. You don't know what you're talking about + play the game.

Funny how the same people calling ironeye "tan" are the same people who called bjark brown

>>543330591
then dont watch the stream

this is apparently anything but a tanned white person to faceblind autists lol

>>543331135
I do a lot of drugs. You're right. My deepest apologiesI still disagree with your argument though. Fuck man how could I replkace that voice in my head. I thought of him as a low class cockney fuck for months.

Zorban hoarding all the full HP negations again

this is what schizo routing looks like. take notes.

came back to the game not long ago, this is my first time watching this streamer nibba
is he an ergite or a normalfag that just randomly started using the pass?

>>543331853
>>543331729
can you just type in his chat you faggot? I don't care

>>543332205
ok. sorry

>>543332205
I care

gg ez caligo I realize now that since I was spamming rykard's rancor all those items I picked up with +magic attack did nothing lmfao

>>543328630
What steam thread
>>543329518
Cringe
>>543329691
They won

its impossible to dodge dancers spin to win move in this game. its like they didnt even test it.

>>543332942
This is why you have surge sprint nigga

>>543333089
it doesnt work

>>543332942
It's not impossible, it's just tricky. Run away, and roll when she catches up. I know it can be done because I have done it.
Someone also posted a webm last thread of just rolling into it then walking along behind her to avoid it.

why do so many people here play as girl characters?

GG Caligo
Sorry about the mix-up Shifty, I'm stupid and couldn't understand what you were asking

>>543333428
There are a lot of girls here. Yes they have gocks.

>>543333161
What do you want me to say? You're right, there's not a single person who has survived the spin attack vs dancer in this game before, it is literally unbeatable? Meanwhile sprinting works on my machine

>>543333428
Because its just a character in game you find fun to play and is strong? Not everything has to be an amerimutt game where you have to self-insert and roleplay as the character you're playing jesus christ.

>>543333490
gg all good, it is kinda hard to convey meaning in NR

>>543333428
because the top 4 dps are all girls

>>543333582
>What do you want me to say? You're right, there's not a single person who has survived the spin attack vs dancer in this game before, it is literally unbeatable?
yes. just say its shit and agree with me

>>543333428
I've always done spell casters in soulsborne, pure melee never really interested me

>>543333635
sorry I only play that game with girls I've had sex with

I hope they don't shy away from archetype overlap. Rev is fun but a different faith caster with a different gimmick would be even more fun

>>543322938
I love doll cunny so much

>>543331387
>argument
You are straight up retarded if you think he's a brown/black criminal like Boggart. He's just a swathy white man with agarthan eyes. Amerimutt's ruin everything with their melting pot dogshit takes. It's fine though, midwits usually fall for psyops.

why do people often say raider is bottom tier for depths? I really enjoy him, you just can't use his unique moveset cause you'll never be getting negation on charge attack that way

>>543335309
Just ask yourself why you wouldn't just do the same thing but as other characters instead.
Anyway personally Guardian's at the bottom for me, Raider still has niches where he may be the best or at least a solid choice for.

>>543334416
tits too big

>>543335432
Other characters get infinite hyperarmor moves on a low cooldown? That's probably the main appeal for me, plus the high poise so you can trade well with rally + damage negation stuff. Guardian has high poise too I guess but his skill sucks in comparison and so do his stats and blocking sucks ass on high depths. That said I did have some fun with guardian with guard counters +8 or some shit

>>543335830
you are gay

>>543334416
Wow she looks like an adult here in the face. Finally. Shame they're giving her the iconic high schooler swim suit.

Zorban has the sense of humor of a marvel movie

>>543335893
You've listed some advantages to playing raider, yes, but there's the inherent disadvantage to this trade-based strengths and that's that losing 80% of your health every other trade is not what a winning a trade looks like. The only way to win trades in high depths is to have multiple negation passives stacked up, and that's both unreliable to get every run and true for any character.
I think his character skill is still very strong in depths, but other characters also have very strong skills.

>>543336146
Her body looks good there not-toddlerslop for a change, and tbf her in-game face looks like a doll of a, well,a little girl? No older than 13 I would say.

>>543335046
Bro. He's a part of a syndicate of assassins. I imposed a kind of Guy Ritchie street tough vibe onto him.

I'm already 20x the man you are by owning a loss shitskin-sama. Get a grip and then choke on it.

>>543336429
Her face looks like Duchess to me. They both look 20.

>>543336284
>trade-based strengths and that's that losing 80% of your health every other trade is not what a winning a trade looks like.
when does this happen? I'm playing D5 and it doesn't. just don't trade raw, if you do it with negation up it's fine

> and that's both unreliable to get every run and true for any character.
I can get a combo of 2 successive, charge attack or full HP passives consistently, every game. The difference between raider doing it and other characters doing it is that if you don't get knocked down, you can immediately get your HP back via rally. Is that not a massive benefit? I don't get the downplaying. I can literally facetank d5 bosses so long as i keep attacking and dodge/stomp moves that would knock me down. I don't see other characters being able to do this as consistently, raider is great

>>543335309
>trading hits gets you killed unless you do it with the skill, in which case you still damn near die for it and now you have to go on the defensive anyway
>damage potential falls off the cliff unless you have a CE kino initial standard attack build (wylder, duchess or executor is still better for such a build btw)
>grief pillar ult that can't even compare to the damage, stagger and revive potential of wylder's ult
I can only think of him being good for surviving arena wide explosions if you can't dodge them and you are OK with losing 1-2 flasks every time it happens

>>543336463
>I imposed by retarded amerimuttisms onto it
We know fat, brown slob-anon, and stay seething btw.

Rev up your haccusations Password Eunuchs

Reply with Duchess builds that are equal to or greater than this one. All other replies signal physical and spiritual skinned-ness

Rev up your haccusations Password Eunuchs

Reply with Duchess builds that are equal to or greater than this one. All other replies signal physical and spiritual shitskinned-ness

>>543334416
I love long hair

>>543336779
>>543336920
what's the difference?

>>543336920
They're ok, not good enough to be CEkino

>>543336572
Her face is kinda chubby and round like a doll, that's the point. With Duchess, she looks like they took a 20-something, then saw'd off parts of her face like that one Ashley mod for RE4 demake.

>>543336573
>when does this happen?
When you don't have fucking exodia items. Just one low roll of a negation passive will stop you from dying but not from losing most of your health, and there's been plenty of runs where I've gotten either no negation at all or just a measly 24% or 48% full hp negation, which is not enough to actually trade with.
>I don't get the downplaying
Why are YOU downplaying the drawbacks? I've played enough of it to know that you can't rely on always having solid negation passives. Dry runs happen. They suck when they happen as any character, but you're describing a playstyle that simply does not function on dry runs. When other characters have dry runs their playstyle doesn't have to change, and their tools exist to support their playstyle whereas with raider his tools support a tanky trade based playstyle and if you're forced to switch it up because of poor RNG most of his advantages now do not apply.
That is the logic that leads people to decide that raider is the worst nightfarer for depths, though I think it applies much more heavily to guardian because he suffers similar problems but without any niche he's best at and has a much harder time playing outside of his niche because of his weak dodge.

>Zorban averaged 60 viewers and maxxed out at 80 today
Too many eyes on the password. Surprisingly quick growth for the stream

>>543337015
I forgot to include "shit" in "shitskinned" because I'm drunk/stoned

I don't see better relics. Post some cheated shit so I can get jelly

>>543337026
Fuck off, post better.

Holy fuck that was fun.

>>543337232
that's good, soon wraff and manta will want to play with erg too

>>543337232
His growth has been pretty fast the last 1-2 weeks. He went from 25 to 80. That said, no one really asks about the password so it's probably fine.

>>543337629
Pic-unrelated right? Because she's a terrible boss fight.

>>543337216
I dont get this pretense that you can't get 2-3 damage negation passives off blues consistently. Start killing red mobs I think

>>543337629
>DUDE WHAT IF MALENIA HAD HYPERARMOR LMAO
Dogshit boss without abusing the deflect tear

>>543337927
BROOOOOO what if pontiff but le strong woman and bad???

>>543337897
Because you can't get 2-3 damage passives off blues consistently.

>>543336261
I feel like watching wraff has leveled up my cringe tolerance. Someone having a milquetoast sense of humor is no big deal.

gg dog, kinda cursed run but i had fun fighting gladius

>>543338049
PCR is literally
>BRO WHAT IF TWIN PRINCES AGAIN BUT MORE GAY AND OVERTUNED LMAO

>>543338458
wr*ff is too much of a leftist cunt for my liking

>>543338698
I know it's such dogshit, and people defended that shit even with its frame-traps that got worked on post-patch. That fight is worse than bed of chaos because at lest BOC didn't retroactively make the lore worse.

for me, it's sane ryan

I also like my fellow libcuck trans/poc-friendly streamer

>>543338859
Imagine if heolstor was actually the final boss of SoTE instead of fagdahn and miquetroon

>>543338859
I don't like her she is a theater kid but 30

>>543339134
>30
Damn she looks like shes knocking on 40

>>543339089
bro he's american this is like expecting a chinese streamer to be anti-government

>>543338698
I said out loud "wtf were they thinking" when I watched gino's recent randomizer run and I was reminded just how cancer his moveset is

>>543339334
It blows my mind how all the Nightlords are more kino than any boss in SoTE except maybe Bayle i guess

>>543336261
You can tell he's experienced interacting with people of all types. He meets them at their level. He's good at laughing when someone is trying to be funny, even if they're not funny. This is part of why so many randoms feel comfortable typing in his chat. You can hear the difference when something is actually funny to him though.

>>543336261
>>543339560
Literally who?
Why are you fags gossip over a streamer

>>543339718
Hi

>>543339761
Who are you again?

>>543339718
>Zorban's gotten too popular he's no longer an erg anon

>>543340007
You stop being an anon when you become a namefaggot

>>543339293
You do know the majority voted for Trump right? What even is this cope? He lives in a red state, fffs he's just a cuck with a mixed latinx mutt gf.

>>543339089
My streamer Zorban has no chat rules

>>543339761
Hello

>>543340104
nobody's a namefaggot in these threads, everybody posts as anonymous here. stop using words when you don't know their application.

>>543335830
You wish
>>543334416
Great sketch of Wyld property
>>543336429
Don’t use words you don’t know the meaning of

>>543341457
>fat pedo's nerves were struck
kino

>>543336261
that’s most people who play fromslop sadly
>>543337427
stop doing drugs you junkie bastard
>>543338049
>>543338698
>>543338859
truth

>>543339472
Not a high bar sadly.
>>543339718
Some brown shilling xherself just ignore it.

>>543341661
>he can't play D4/5 while stoned on 10-80mg of THC
Won't survive the night,

This general is filled with joyless faggots

>>543341623
See >>543341457

>>543342404
I'm 30 but I have joy in my heart and a soul full of hope

>>543343619
unc is a cutie

>>543343619
cute and youth-pilled!

>>543343619
I will protect your smile

>streamer complaint about losing 400 for a loss in D4
Lmao

>>543345172
Funny that the nightfarers jobbing to a pot monkey is canon

>>543345172
he's literally me fr

>>543343619
I just turned 30, I hate it. I want to be in my twenties forever.

>>543324627
>>no one regularly listens to fromsoft ost
I do

>>543346813
what are some of your favourites?

Is anyone else getting connection to epic service failed 03-00012

>>543343619
>>543346749
I would shit on your senile ass normally but this time I’ll let it slide and let you cope because you’re being poignant

>>543335309
>Trading hits with retaliate on nightlords and in general is mathematically bad in depths 5, you need to have full HP negation, taking damage boosts negation, negation lines in your relics and rally just to make it tolerable
>Even with rally you still will likely not recoup all your HP so you need to either chug a flask or have HP restoration on weapon hit, which works poorly on slower weapons (STR weapons)
>His unique moveset is a massive debuff because of his awful charge attacks so they cannot be used for negation
>They nerfed powerstanced shit because people were using it to get past his awful unique moveset
>Ult often cucks ranged characters who are usually dealing ~2-3x damage output of melee

Raider has a lot of problems. He's usable and I've occasionally pulled him out for novelty but there's zero mechanical incentive to play him over Wylder

>>543347091
yes, I'm in britbongland if location matters

i had my most painful run yet

guardian disconnected in the middle of fell omen invasion when he was the target and never came back
then the night 1 boss was wormface and we were out of resources so it was an incredibly slow battle of attrition
made worse by the wylder being too scared to attack him
then day 2 the wylder died to a castle troll and quit

it finally ended to a banished knight's storm stomp on the night 2 boss (i am not used to depth 4 damage)

i want to curl up and cry

>>543346871
Ruin Sentinel, Fume Knight, Messmer, For the dark soul and Omen

>>543347584
I’m in your penal colony. Is there a correlation?

>>543346813
WATCH THE SUN RISE

>>543347858
no idea desu, but I figured if we're all in the same place it could be ISP or local or something. If you're elsewhere that means it's probably global and fromsoft or epic's fault.

>>543347972
Buddy (romantic)

Why do guardians never hold their ult down? Even in D5 they just throw it out as an attack rather than saving it for a rez or better yet the invincibility so team mates can go ham on the boss for a second

>>543348592
you keep a little bit of ult charge if you don't hold it

>>543335309
Because his character is built around trading hits and that playstyle becomes straight-up unfeasible in higher depths where everything hits harder than a truck. If you're playing with randoms, you will see less and less raiders because those who usually main them aren't gonna make it that far. He's also absolute dogshit at snowballing early game, which is the most crucial part of the depths. Any build that sorta makes him work relies on pure RNG

now that everyone has left
tier list ?

I was working on a non-dsg tier list, but the DoN has completely skewed my perception of a lot of players that I thought were better than they were, so now it needs re-worked and is on hold. There are also a lot of players who didn't return for Depths, and I guess are just permanently stuck in C tier and below.

>>543347584
Names? For the anglosphere friends list...

>>543348592
Because they need to bait you into dying so they can feel important (jk, but actually...what if)

>>543349383
Stop lying
>>543348876
>>543349086
Nah just let that cancer rest we don’t need anymore shit flinging stemming from it

oh no the queue took so long I fell asleep and woke up in the roundtable hold, to anyone who was in that game I may have afk'd in I'm sorry

>>543350191
I'm not lying, I'm genuinely interested in adding anons from UK/AUS

>>543348763
>Any build that sorta makes him work relies on pure RNG
Not all of them, greatbows are legitimately pretty reliable.

I can't log in either

no idea what i pressed or how i caused this but its possible to swap back to your 2h weapon from suncatcher, which also skips the swapping animation

>>543351305
is that the fabled faith katana?
only in nightreign? lmao

>>543351178
same

>>543350191
i like the tierliests desu, its a decent discussion topic when the thread is slow and its fun seeing where you get put
Plus the melties they trigger are primo

>>543351305
>using a mod to cheat practice
Shitter

>>543351624
I am always a tier or two higher than what I feel deserve so I like seeing that.

>>543351178
Ebic services are down forever I guess no Nightreign allowed

>>543348592
>Might not have the heal so saving 15% is nice for when you need it again
>Allies get revive iframes anyway
>Invincibility doesn't prevent hit reactions so it doesn't actually open mobs up for anything unless they can't knock you down

There's not much reason to hold it in most circumstances

>>543348876
Tried making one, it’s surprisingly small considering I don’t really like adding people who have barely played or who posted most of their results from private queue like MARZ or Devil K***ht but are also erg. I’ll maybe post it later when I get home and correct some of the names

>>543352172
>Devil K***ht
>private queue
Got proof of that, or is this your new narrative?

>>543351624
I hate them because I'm never in them

>>543351178
>>543352003
Amazon AWS is supposedly fucky right now that's probably what it is, 50% of the innertubes run on AWS these days.

>>543352707
I mean I haven’t really seen anyone play with him via screenshots and I haven’t played with him in a decent while. They’re were both clearly top tier players before depths but I don’t really see them often enough now to rank them, I think MARZ has played a few games recently though

>>543353150
So you made up this private lobby headcannon? Anyway, I talked about this in a previous thread because I was name-dropped.

TL;DR: randoms + burnout

>>543350334
>sleep proc'd irl
KEK
the same thing happened to me today, I didn't say anything cuz I was too embarrassed lol

why does that one retard keeps changing his name

>>543353074
>It's in the cloud
>Owned by epic
>But actually run on amazon

Why is everything so fucking retarded

>>543338917
For me, it's napstar.
Ryan lost my interest completely when he kept playing bad in NR, but always blamed the randos.

>>543353598
Epic is not an infrastructure provider anon.
There is nothing retarded there, it's like asking why airlines do not make their own planes.

>>543353376
I didn’t say private lobby but that does make it hard to rank someone like Mellow who barely plays without gremlin, even Gremlin is pretty tough to rank. I feel these people might be disappointed with their ranking my tier list

>>543354214
You said "private queue" nigger, and no one cares about your drama bait list.

>>543353575
feels like it

>>543354528
Apologies I meant random queue, I do suspect you realized that though. Anyway, I don’t think I’ll be including you in my tier list due to inactivity on the erg password.

>>543354528
You sure took the bait.

>>543348592
Too many variables to take into account. Will my ult interrupt the boss? If it does, is the boss close enough to being poise broken so I don't interrupt his stun animation? Is the attack even necessary to interrupt (Adel Tornado/Caligo Blizzard/Augur sleep)? Will it get an opening long enough for my team to get lots of good hits in (Recluse spell spam on Gargoyle)? Can I prevent status build up (Wormface/Libra)? Do I have defeat enemies extends ult gauge so my invincibility lasts up to 15-20+ seconds (wormface/freja)? Will I get grabbed the moment I land and completely waste my ult? Will I be able to safely exit my ult after holding? Can I pop Ironeye's mark? Is the rain going to close in on us? It's just all too much

>>543348592
Because when you're doing the get back up animation from holding it you just get grabbed or killed by the boss anyway

>>543354876
This is why unless you're just popping to burst some adds your default setting in your brain should be to hold it and only let go if required.

>>543354745
That's tragic. Anyway, randoms = public queue, the complete opposite of a private queue. I'm sorry I betrayed the /erg/-race because I don't have as much time or desire to play lately.

good afternoon

what did we do to deserve this

Reminder, people like these have a loving mother that take care of them.

Child porn spam

Cat abuse spam

Why does this game make 3rd world turdies rage so much?

>brown hands
Not surprised

epic online services still down

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

guess ill do some relic slop at the small saar

well, what do we do now anons?

fight some bosses in the arena mod

>Do the secret ending
>Have to kill every single NPC in your game
>literally every single one
>You lock yourself out of the blacksmith, estus upgrading, trading in remembrances for boss items, upgrading / resocketing the umbral lamp, respeccing your character, and like 6 different merchants
>lol

oh its back up, queue up

>>543357209
>Have to kill every single NPC in your game
>literally every single one
>You lock yourself out of the blacksmith, estus upgrading, trading in remembrances for boss items, upgrading / resocketing the umbral lamp, respeccing your character, and like 6 different merchants
if fromsoft did the same thing for one of their games people would be saying it's kino or something

>>543357625
why are you lie? bloddy benchode bitch bastert

>>543357625
and risk it going down again? no thanks i uninstalled

>>543357774
In Demon's Souls Mephistopheles gets you to murder the entire nexus just for a few upgrade items and a ring, and murdering spell teachers locks you out of changing spells/miracles for the rest of the run.

>>543357774
>>543357209
You had to do the same (including killing the NPC that lets you level up) for one of the endings in Black Souls and it was peak

have you seen the merchant in full color? what does it mean?

>>543358239
means that the game fucked up and the shader making them transparent didn't work

The Finals are back up. I'm going to go take my aggression out after seeing subhumans killing cats

When do we get to play the game again

>>543358585
as soon as you q

Game is so dead I can't even find a third person for a normal run

>>543354214
if i can have a say in it, i'd rather not have my name be on any list anon. no matter what rank you put me in, it'll just attract weirdoes who will derail the thread with hateposts.

i play for the sake of playing the game so the skill levels of myself and others never mattered much, like i do have tilt episodes during bad games but after it's done i try my best to not add more fuel for schizoes to attack other anons.

q up its working

>>543358892
I don’t know who you are so you’re probably on it

gonna q for 5 minutes if no game im outie

1/3

2/3

My retention for these game aren't high. I quit out on Dark Souls 2 before the final DLC. I quit out on Dark Souls 3 before the DLC even came out. I bought the Elden Ring DLC but replaying the game reminded me how shit it was. Maybe they just don't make em like they used to.

nyo one in the q, bye see you in 6 hours

>>543360404
>quits out by the third game of the series
> Maybe they just don't make em like they used to
Gibberish post

>>543360526
Loved Bloodborne and the DLC. Loved Sekiro and the non existent DLC. Loved Armored Core 6 and the non existent DLC. Not my fault Elden Ring and Dark Souls 3 sucked ass.

>>543360502
literally just finished a round, but ok

GG Gravitydragon
Why did we jump directly to top of first invader camp?

>>543360637
Play nine sols or lies of p or something then, I dunno what you want

>>543360970
I was blog posting because Amazon servers were dead. Fuck you faggot retard do you look like your pic and can i suck your feminine cock?

>>543360835
The condemned was in the top and a bit of a fuck up from me there, I whiffed the jump into that room and ran in the long way and aggroed every mob along the way and when I respawned I tried to farm some trashmobs to get back to lv2 before going in again and for whatever reason one of those harpies did a roar and deleted me lmao.

>>543360835
>>543361153
gg gigadel
yeah i accidentally went top out of habit, should have done it normally
we also got unlucky with the ironeye invader, absolute cancer at lv2

>>543361153
>>543361395
The first camp was funny with how many mess ups we all did. I tried to rescue duchess with ult through the bridge but I guess aimed wrong or maybe cliff stopped it. Everytime I died my souls were left with guy on first floor or last time on top so I had to leave all the souls there.
The ironeye invader didn't even drop anything good for me. Cursed desu, atleast recovered the second half.

>>543360835
>>543361153
>>543361395
GG dragon guys kek.

>>543361395
>>543361738
It just goes to show no matter how dogshit the run goes as long as we lock tf in for the nightlord its still winnable ok it was free because its ED adel but w.e also the part when we finally took out the ironeye condemned was so tragic, you both went down, I ulted and went invis, rev was down first so I got her up first and then hit you once to stop you from fully dying before backstabbing the ironeye and I thought in that time the rev would get you up and she just ran away. absolute rat behaviour lmfao

>>543361869
Don't do this to him.

>>543361937
>just ran away. absolute rat behaviour lmfao
tbf i was on no health, i looped around a pillar to get cover and heal but by the time i got back ironeye was already dead

>Go to two different invader POI at level 2 and clean them out

Damn, it went so smooth, GG ED 5 Bugs

who invited the dragonirian schizo again

me

>>543362479
gg

>>543362521
???

>that instant reply again
#YouAintSlickNigga

>>543360637
DS3 and ER are better than those side projects thoughbeit

>>543362664
Which one are you crying about though there were like 5 instant replies.

Who invited the DS3 and ER are better than Sekiro and Bloodborne guy again?

...

>>543362057
I told you not to do this to him look what happened.

teamwork ce kino

>>543359562
that's xhe mellowtroon, an e-dating duotranny
you can tell because xhe types like a redditor

I took shits that were more ce kino than what you people post

>>543362669
true

>>543363146
don't forget have to post duchess image everytime

>>543363259
Was it out of your butt chest?

>>543362057
qrd?

>HEH, DON'T WORRY MY HECKIN WHOLESOME TRANS PANSEXUAL MTF E-GIRLFRIEND. I, DEMISEXUAL ENBY QUEER TERF DESTROYER, WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THIS TRANSPHOBIC BIGOT ALT RIGHT FASCIST FIELD BOSS
>TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING CHUD INC-WAIT NOOOOOOOO MY SUPER VALID AND EMPOWERING TRANS NEOVAGINA HAVER GIRLFRIEND THE BOSS IS CHEATING THIS ISN'T FAIR!!
>HELP ME KAMALA HARRIS I DID MY PART AND GOT VACCINATED I JUST WANTED TO BE A COCONUT BRAT HELP ME-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

If you wanna cause a teammate to lose their mind for whatever reason, simply use the point down gesture at them while they're downed. I discovered this and now I can't stop doing it, it completely destroys their mental.

>>543362767
>and Bloodborne
I said side projects, which would mean sekiro and armoured slop 6. Both of those games were in development at the same time as ER and had no DLC because they are shorter, self-contained projects.

>>543363434
Did this to people back in ER pvp it is the ego killer.

>>543363404
Can the people who que together just fucking play with each other. Leave the /erg/ que for people who don't have another person in their life to que with.

like clockwork, truly.

>>543363434
Might do this next time I revive t*rr with a shit pot

>>543363404
>>543363516
This level of obsession is bordering on actual mental illness

>>543363434
what did they do after they were revived?

>>543363404
why is it that everyone someone edates and queues duo together one is always wylder?

>>543363610
I know right? Making a collage of shitposts? Talk about obseeeeessed!

>>543363660
esl

>>543363635
They killed the boss and won the expedition, it's on Naefy's stream.

>>543363610
>>543363516
>obsessed
>posted it only three times
why are you guys so retarded

>>543363610
also >>543363557
if you are duo fagging just play duo or fuck off to randoms
>>543363738
fourth actually

Duoing with the password is valid

>>543363557
>>543363818
>>543363801
Hit the nail quite precisely on the head which might cause much seething by redditors

>>543363962
Playing on the password is always valid regardless of what some dickless fags claim.

>>543364006
Well no shit. If you have friends go with them. I don't have friends that play these games so I come here. Imagine Mellow and Gremlin steal a 3rd autistic from the que and 2 lonely people have to sit in the que for 40 minutes at 2/3.

Hey guys just want to say have a nice day. Hope you don't get ED Libra in queue haha.

>>543364145
queue*

>>543364145
Me and my friend are like you are, we come here to fill our queue out.

>>543364243
que?

>>543363962
>>543364006
fuck right off. duoing rapes the queue and most people dont want to play with a duo
they're literally just doing it for attention to show how heckin quirk chungus their e-date relationship is. its so fucking cringe

>>543364145
>esl
Stop shitting up the thread Rajesh, I don't care about your incel ways and I'll keep playing with both of them because they are good players and actually post here.

If they duo together and lose the can't blame the 3rd and their relationship crumbles

>>543364347
quendo est?

>>543364498
esl

>>543364376
Strange thing to have a huge melty over but okay

I just have a bad keybord homes

>>543364595
This is really important to him you don't understand.

q status?

>>543364376
yes let's encourage less people to queue on the already dead password, genius idea retard.
those two are harmless anyway so I don't get why you're sperging out like this, it's pretty fucking cringe.

>>543363434
All it does for me is make me laugh when you down lol
>but I don't down
everybody downs

>>543364749
duo/3

>>543364487
>mellow
>good
oh no no no PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT

>>543364376
That's true, but pretending to be upset about it is weak.
>>543364749
Popping off. The steam group is pretending to stir drama so you know thats like 7 people for the queue on its own.

>>543364376
>most people dont want to play with a duo
Speak for yourself you retarded gorilla nigger. I have no problem with playing with duos.

this is why mush and yys stopped playing with us

>>543363635
The first time I did it was like this:
>revenant dies to the demihuman+rats starter camp
>kill the mobs
>point down at him in a joking way, as if to say "bro you died to the starter camp lol"
>he got so mad that he spent the entirety of the run just following us around, never attacking any mobs or doing anything
>except for the times when i got downed, he would run directly over to me and spam the clapping gesture
That was when I found out the power of thar gesture. Since then I've only done it to particularly bad teammates and it always results in some form of seething.

>>543364986
They just switched over to new names. Mellow is always with a new name that is Mush rebranded(MushMellow - marshmellow).

hell yea

>>543365094
mind = blown

>>543365094
Actually I have mush on steam, he's just playin other games.

>>543365098
gg bugs, was kinda hoping for ed since rain of arrows is perfect for bugs

>>543365094
>see mush and mello duo all the time
>never realize the pun

Naefy how hard did you have to carry that game

>>543364601
>>543364764
>>543364913
>I am a rape victim and I must protect my fellow transgenders at all costs! Don't badmouth our heckin wholesome MTF e-dating couple you nazi chud!!
>>543364986
Good riddance.

>>543365245
fart switching targets at dick touching range from shifty to me was mean

>>543364986
Well, I'd stop playing with /erg/ too if I had thread schizos hounding me for no reason.

>>543363404
Haven't seen this type of a post in a while, welcome back.

>>543365098
gg bugs was a little too ez when its not ED

>>543365320
not really the greatbows do a lot of damage I just press restage

anyone willing to q d4-d5 in the next 5 mins? I'm not waiting in a dead queue

>>543365497
i'm ready and waiting

bullying undesirables out of the thread is a good idea actually
notice how there hasn't been any AI slop or much ERP recently? bullying works and (You) should participate in it as well

>>543365330
>trannies trannies trannies trannies trannies
They're living rent free in your mind 24/7, you hate to see it.

>>543365532
in queue as well, if it doesn't pop in 5 mins switch to duo

>>543365649
duo is so much harder but I'm down

A game of shiftyduck, mellow, and gremlin would be so epic chungus

>>543365753
switch to duo, I'll hardcarry

>alt-f4ing libra
pussy ass nigger

>>543365595
i didn't stop because i was being "bullied" i stopped cuz i got bored of it and decided to gen other stuff. i've been here this entire time.
u want some more miqqers?

gg normal dog is too easy

>>543365951
those duck pyjamas look a little... shifty

>>543365941
i saved you from a loss, i've literally never beaten ed libra (i dont even have his upgraded relic unlocked yet)
wasn't playing when his ed version came out

>>543366080
i don't care about winning or losing i just want a challenging fight, i've already hit 9999 points mean nothing to me

>>543365986
ED being a coinflip on D5 is a bit low on some of the nightlords, Adel and the dog in particular.

>3/3
>drops back to 1/3
did the game just fuck me over?

>ED Adel
>fine
>ED Foghorn
>fine
>ED Bugs
>fine
>ED Maris
>fine
>ED Caligo
>fine
>ED Goat
>Everyone I've been playing with this whole time crashes out, they act like this was the first time we've ever played together
>ED dogs
>Fine

All ED bosses are equal but some ED bosses are more equal than others

>>543366348
I'm tired of playing Duchess for ED Libra so my winrate against him has tanked

>>543365320
When can we expect you to troon out and do Duchess cosplays?

>>543366343
its a dead tranny general where trooncord freaks have their own lobbies, while the rest post tranime cp here

>>543366348
wylder, ironeye, recluse, and duchess are the only ones you should play for goat unfortunately. dogshit design boss.

>>543366014
This is what he wears while revving the queue

>>543366458
Most anons just talk about the game and play by themselves or with their own friends. There's always more people lurking than posting. The 5 or so troons trying to own the pass and thread have never really mattered.

>>543365194
Did he try to groom you too?

>>543366683
>>543366458
>>543365595
>>543365330
>>543364841
>>543364595
Highly truthful posts with poignant takes that will stand against the test of time

>>543365951
yea idrc bro you cheated relics and lied about farming them legit

>>543367553
sexo

>>543322938
based

>>543367512
lie about this
*grabs your crotch*

>can't come up with any more excuses for xher's jewishness
>resorts to acting like a porn addicted freak, as usual

>>543368165
gay

>>543368370
Holy shit you completely blew out his asshole with that

>>543368908
Hi revenant!

na kitarata
vasko zabata

Holy fuck you play the game all day to the point where you're just autopiloting and not getting any better, if anything you're just getting worse. Take a fucking break. You know who you are.

>>543369024
Nice this isn't about me, even though it totally could be

>>543368908
Translation?

Name your favorite /erg/ers

>>543368908
You guys ever notice how all revenants have pet spirit snails? Whats up with that?

>>543369289
GallowG**st
Stella
Mofu

>>543369441
These people haven't played in 2 months

>get rez'd
>die on wakeup
>get rez'd
>die on wakeup
the everdark libra experience

>>543369289
Byrnhildr
Practice

>>543369289
Practice (rebranded oldname)
/co/ anon
Zorban (not new but on a new journey in life)

>>543369289
Terr
Shifty
Sludge

i wanted to frost caligo
i'm surprised you can frost smelter demon as easy as it is

>>543369179
Feeding time

>>543369646
>cheater
>tranny
>3bar shitter

>>543369659
Thank god it wasn't ED Caligo I don't think even a single one of us had a fire weapon

>>543369662
ty

Shit myself while waiting for a coffee, will have a shower and q up shortly

>>543369659
>>543369727
we didn't lol, i thought the fight would be slightly harder because of that
ggs brothas

>>543369289
Shiftycuck
Zorbjeet
Daddy-Groomer anon
Gremlin
Tranny-bird
Ace-sexual
Skorbtrans
Sludge (((Merchant)))

Love you guys

>>543369679
they provides months of entertainment in the thread doe

>>543369727
idk who mitterson is but if they're here: hello

>>543369625
What was his old name?

>>543353150
I have been playing like 1-2 games per day after reaching D5, and most of the time it's 1/3 for too long and I play with randoms then...
I never asked to be on tier lists but of course it is cool in a way to be recognized in a positive way. That said we are not competing here against eachother, we play to co-op lmao. You should just consider yourself "good" if you can play in D5 without dodging bosses at character select imo.

>>543369904
it's me, sup
i came back recently, hadn't played in months

got a massive tit gf coming over to get RAILED in an hour, anyone wants a quick game before that

>>543369914
No clue but he rolls with the usual suspects and only runs evolved meme builds anons here run he isn't someone new. A lot of this guy's clique >>543369646 >>543369884 rebranded recently.

>>543369289
Terr

>>543369646
Sorry to break it to you but terr shits up the thread and acts like a 15 year old autistic kid with anger issues. Heartbreaking, I know.

>>543369289
Groomer Pedo anon because its funny watching all the baseless seethe

bg goat

Fuckkk gg my bad backed up into so many offscreen ED Libra traps on the floor

>>543370330
qrd?

>>543369904
I remember this guy from like the first week the game came out

>>543370085
Pics so we can verify the validity of this information

>>543370085
I had sex with my wife last night.

We're having sex in a roughly similar timeframe. So it's kind of like... we're having sex. Like together. You know?

:)

>>543369727
>>543369871
you can buy fire weapons at the merchant

>>543370404
dogshit exejeet

>>543370620
it was a mystery boss, we didn't know it was gonna be caligo
prolly should have bought it just in case though

>>543370620
>>543370779
Question:

The merchant always has a weapon that counters the boss.

Is it always in the same slot? If so, could you determine who the mystery boss is?

>>543370779
>go to merchant
>no fire weapon
>have this fire orb spell tho

>>543370626
Understandable, many such cases

>>543370620
>the fire weapon is a blue seal with flame sling
thanks bitch

game.
give me adel, pest, augur, or caligo so i can play guardian please.
thank you.
this post sponsored by good games

reminder to block all revtroons unless you want your rating tanked

>>543370969
Probably not, but the last orb you collect right before going to the night 2 boss probably will spoil it for you. I've noticed I get the element resist 20% for the boss pretty often right before the round ends.

>>543370974
>>543371039
merchant ALWAYS sells a melee weapon with the nightlord weakness.

>>543371240
nah i've had few times they only sell the seal

There is nothing wrong with 3 barring

>>543371240
>merchant ALWAYS sells a melee weapon with the nightlord weakness.
not true. yesterday had fulghor and the only lightning weapon was a seal with lightning spear.

>>543371178
I've deranked and climbed again a few times and it doesn't matter in the end. I'll always res a team mate if I can.
>>543371240
Sometimes its linked to a spell and you are melee or it is on something like a falchion which only helps if it is lightning against fulghor. Merchant is a panic safety net sometimes not a guaranteed gimme win for 7000 runes.

>>543371178
fuck off, terr

>>543370626
Many such cases I'm afraid

terrible

is Kick as strong as they buffed it in ER proper? like can it break the dual fingerprint guardian's block?

>>543371383
Truth speaker preach your truths

>>543371178
lol, lmao even

>>543371454
>wake up with yellow orb on your head
>die again

>>543371691
man you were probably so cool back in highschool huh?

>>543371383
>>543371608
It depends... 3 barring against the likes of Leonine Misbegotten or Night's Cavalry is worrying.

>>543371830
fuck off, terr

>>543371691
>gloating you got carried to d5
Pipe down, shittycuck. You're a chronic 3 barrer.

anons you keep posting like that and shifty will find xherself a boyfriend to duo with too

>>543371691
nigga you got carried by everyone who do you think you are

>>543372106
me ME ME

>>543371701
>be terr
>be terminal C tier
FTFY

>>543372106
I hope he does. Guy needs it.

>>543372171
even doe he is confirmed s tier

ggs heolstor
we won but I was annoyed, I picked dormant claws because I figured the odds were pretty fucking low it would randomly be the singular dude immune to bleed

gg mystery big night. I didn't even use less likely target but the boss totally didn't care about me.

>>543371691
Grats.

>>543372309
No one thinks so terrjeet, your dsgroid friends can't shill you hard enough

I like terr

>>543372534
I grew to dislike him after the sneedger thing.

i miss sneedger... what a glorious time for shitposting that was

>>543372534
Why? An LLM bot could do what terr does.

>ChatGPT please reply to every comment calling people trannies and telling them to kill themselves. Occasionally go on long unhinged rants to make it clear I have underlying, unresolved mental trauma. Here's a collection of images of trans people committing suicide, please include one at random for each comment.

>>543372406
Auger is also bleed immune though

>>543373419
Yeah but augur's either completely free or I won't be hitting him with my weapon anyway.

>>543373343
That's all a falseflag though

Are the servers shitting themselves? I can't stay in this match

>>543373343
damn that sounds pretty based

>>543373343
You need to go back if you get offended this easily.

since when does the back of that attack have hitbox? The game was doing everything in it's power to mave us lose with the servers shitting themselves.

>>543373614
Right so it's just a coincidence that all of the 3bar webms of people who terr dislikes come from terr's POV.

>>543374080
>fuck you -800

>>543374137
Terr posts webms of himself dying too it seems you are just schizoing over nothing

>>543374028
>reeeeeeee trannies reeeeee pedos reeeeeee
>wait you don't like that I'm perpetually angry?
>maybe you're the one who's upset!

>>543374028
You triggered the redditor and made xher cry well done

>>543374137
When you realize he likes to roleplay as other people then talk high school drama about said people you realize its all 1 guy baiting no one. The guy plays with his own friend group of fags, if he makes fun of them they know its a joke, if he makes fun of a made up personality one of them is wearing they also know it is a joke. Anons unfamiliar with any of the namefaggotry here won't care either way so it gets ignored.

spoopy

>>543374446
you sound like bjark

>Making a dragon communion build just to be a contrarian

Why are the spells so shit? Dragonfire should be doing double damafe for the FP cost.

>>543375240
>>543374745
>>543374568
>>543374250
fuck off, terr

>>543375450
Its really fun doing jumping spells.

>>543375450
they cost twice as much because it's a huge AoE. If you can clear out a camp with 1 spell, it should cost more than lightning spear or whatever

>>543375480
poor guyski

gg dog

>>543375450
are you talking about NR or ER?
if you're talking about ER than dragonmaw is literally the single most op thing in the entire game. i've managed to hit 4k damage per cast of dragonmaw.
i think i've tried every single build archetype/spell type in the game and that was definitely the strongest thing i've used by far
if you're talking about NR then forgive me, i haven't played faith casters there

>>543375740
Don't bully him we are all brothers here.

Back in 9999 let’s go hard grind

forgot i had two (2) nights ride increased passives

What a piece of shit match to come back too after not playing for about a week.
>constant stuttering due to new AMD driver update
>server shitting itself and disconnnecting me and my teammates
>forced de-level after re-connecting
>can't regain my runes and level up due to them being in the rain and end of night 1 approaching
>get 1 shot by the most dishonest back hand known to man by BBH
>We wipe to an easy boss
Guess the game doesn't want me to play today. Completely ruined my desire to play.

>>543376014
1 ed in 8 expeditions? gotta be a record

>>543376014
>hard carried by pepe

that was strange
DTS was hyper aggressive and heolstor was doing shit constantly i've rarely ever seen him do
what the fug

>>543376408
gg we tried, my only damage negation was a blue staff with less likely to be targeted lol

>>543376014
>all those non EDs
Lucky bastard.
>>543376398
Sludge has been bullied enough don't you think? There are others more deserving of being shit on.

>>543376398
I didn't even notice it looping because of how pathetic the bird's damage is

thank you for alt-f4ing for augur

>Someone quits out on Heolstor
>Someone quits out on Auger

?????

>faggot alt+f4's on Heolstor (lol)
>get anotehr match
>get connection error and can't re-connect without restarting the game
>penalty warning
So based...

>>543376408
>>543376480
There's your answer lmao, it's the "less likely to be targeted"
It fucks up everything I hate it so much, I don't pick it up even for libra

how much murk did she spent on these?

>>543377874
7

>>543377795
lol terrible attempt

found this new outfit in chinese dark souls it's pretty sick. even has a tail

>>543377795
I didn't get the less likely till after DTS actually and for heolster i had literally no negation so the last thing we'd want is for agro to be on me (plus i had ranged holy stuff)

>>543365595
You made the thread so shit that not even gooners want to post. You did it.

>>543377972
The background and the outfit doesn't seem like they belong in the same game, this is the definition of slop

Good morning friends and daughter-wives.

I look forward to playing with you all later tonight!

>>543377972
More like Chinese Code Vein

>>543376861
Hmmm maybe when he stops being a brown liar I will think about it.

>>543376952
Cope deflection.

>>543377972
I unironically love that game. That outfit and the bunny girl outfit are so cute. I love how she’s basically Snake when she talks. All she does is repeat back what people say but with a question mark.

>>543378878
You unironically love that game?

>>543379031
>>543378878
i unironically love u both

>>543378134
i chose a random area to be fair
>>543378878
i'm kinda pissed that resting at this branch instantly transforms the purple hair girl into a necro. like ffs man i just wanted to check something before i went to kill her

>>543379031
Cute!!
>>543379069
I love you too!
>>543379213
I hate when stuff like that happens. Have you fought not-Malenia yet?

>>543379516
>Have you fought not-Malenia yet?
nah i just beat the boss that was here which is why i added that complaint. the only hard bosses so far was the cleansing knight tripod guy and lady maria but fire. my mood's been soured now though so im taking a small break

gg dog

No gg dog?

>>543360835
He's not gravity anon

>>543380350
>>543380345

>>543380251
Fair. Yeah that game is definitely not hard. Which was perfect for me considering I’m awful at these games.

oh my god stop crawling

lmfao ggs libra, that was an unfortunate sequence of downs
also wtf was that death rite bird fight, had me in tears lol

Well back to 6000, the grind will never end.
I'm getting really tired of games with atrocious rng.

>>543380536
Can I ask why your relics are so bad btw? Surely you have enough murk by now

>>543381247
>>543381289
that one's on me, i'm still rusty
good effort tho

>>543381354
eh, it can't all be on you. it takes 3 people on the floor to hit that defeated screen, I rolled too early on the sigil and hit madness just in time for the turret to wreck my shit

>>543324627
>>No one regularly listens to Fromsoft ost
That's what a tourist would say, thoughever
Regardless, better a tourist than a pedo

>>543381354
Nah I got absolutely nothing.
Not a single dormant passive related to sorceries.
Not a single purple staff drop.
Not a single improved sorceries on weapons.
All the blue staff were shit.
Had to fucking suicide in the mines to get a stone.

>>543381289
>>543381589
i know the feeling man, sometimes you get to night 2 and just feel like alt-f4ing

Do you agree with this magician ranking?

>only shitposters left
>no more lewds for nr being made
it's over, from took way too long

>>543381960
>Duchess with restage below revenant

>>543381960
i was confused what the fuck G was supposed to be for a while before remembering that guardian exists

I'm in trouble! Please recommend this message!

>>543381960
>No Raider
Anon?

>>543381960
Recluse > Duchess >>>>>> Raider = Revenant >>>>>>> Wylder > Guardian

>>543382649
Thought this was some kind of weird stone creature and you were playing a more interesting game

>Loaded for bear
>It's regular Libra

What a letdown, GG

gg grilled goat, was hoping for ed since I had a perfect loadout for it
but alas

>Decide to start a new campaign in the Convergence mod
>Decide to start a run as perfumer because I never did it before
>Look up where their item drops are
>Half of them are in Altus Valley, the others in DLC for some reason

God damnit, I guess I'll go for the one in Caria manor but the new layout is confusing me, especially when I havent played in over 2 years.

>>543381960
Recluse > Revenant > Duchess > Raider > Guardian > Wylder

>early day 1
>hmm okay the lake boss is red (bullshit that would take a million years even if we didnt die) surely we can do the castle and turn this around
>its red BBH
>okay we can farm up some easy exp on the knights
>its trolls
this combo has happened so many fucking times to me in the last couple weeks. Why did they decide that trolls just give you jackshit all runes

>>543381960
Duchess is a better caster than Revenant, sadly. Raider is also a better caster than Wylder, Wylder has Revenant tier stats for Sorcery (-18% Recluse)

GGoat. I was ready for ED despite no Let likely contingency passives.

That frenzy troll was hitting me despite being directly under him, gonna blame lag on that one.

>>543377385
isnt augur ED libra tier in the depths?

>>543383294
If the frenzy troll lets their FoF cast go on long enough it actually can even hit directly behind them slightly

>>543383294
who needs less likely when i have 12 starlight shards and agheels flame

>>543383294
shifty it's 11:30 on a week day. Go to work.

>>543383968
> Go to work

gg dragon

>>543383968
Shifty is black. And you know blacks are mostly lazy bums who leech off of welfare.

>>543381330
>Can I ask why your relics are so bad btw? Surely you have enough murk by now
kek are they? what would you suggest

>>543384682
gg, got something nice for it too
also lmao at the poop pot

Nightreign should have its own general

>>543385081
now thats a CE kino relic if I've ever seen one

i am queuing

from all the videos i've seen of this game, they fixed the "co op being too easy when you have 3 dudes lobbing on a boss designed for solo combat" problem by just making the boss one shot everyone
this game seems terrible

>>543248706
Forgot to follow up on this earlier, but better late than never. Clips were too long to fit into a webm so you are just seeing the tail end of each clutch. Man-Bird has also done this as Wylder.

It's not impossible, obviously it's easier on ranged but saying only Ironeye can do it is retarded.

great take frogposter, please continue posting your opinions

q

>>543386465
Well not really, they fixed it by making every nightlord have AOE attacks, so even people who don't have aggro have to be cautious. The one shot thing is only in D5 mode (which is like the NR equivalent of NG+7).

>>543386465
That's just a problem with depths which are supposed to played with 3 experienced players anyway. The real difficulty is when all 3 players are new to the game and are not much familiar with soulslikes. Even on non depths, 3 green newbies will struggle a shitton. Just look at any release day footage of streamers. People were going into nightlords at level 10 with just 3 blue weapons in their inventory.

WHY ARE YOU ALL PLAYING VIDEO GAMES
GO TO WORK