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>>543136363
You don't need to wait for someone to post Zoi naked

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Previous thread: >>543211759

People who say [x top tier] is worse than release Nier should be beaten with a bat

>still only 4 teams
is it over for us?

naked top tier zoi

release nier out of
NOWHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>543345464
But is she stronger than release Nier?

luv 2b

"Jyioin the lyobbi!" this and "jyioin the lyobbi!" that, but I know... I know what happens when you join the lobby...

>>543313769
She's a lock in for season 3
That is one awful crop job though
even if i imagine it was aids cropping that

Ilsa has a killer pussy

>>543346775
You're thinking of Galleon, she's the one with the cat

>>543346460
what happens?

>>543347683
you get molested and then are forcibly injected with HRT

>Id
>Seofon
>Aliza
>Feather
>Jeanne d'Arc
>Black Knight
>Alexiel
>Europa
>Shiva
>Raziel
>Albert
>Alethia
>Grea
>Yodarha
>Azusa
>Andira
>Fraux
>Vampy
>Halel ben Shalem
>Vyrn ES EL FIN
>GHANDAGOZA
Who has the best chance of winning the rosterb owl

>>543346161
My nephew used my orange juice copy last time he came to my place, used his name as nickname and now i'm playing the single player mode to gather stars so i can change my nickname

>>543347683
You don't wanna know...

i luv sheep

>>543347963
Sheep are infested with ticks

>>543347843
>>Id
80%
>>Seofon
100%
>>Aliza
2%
>>Feather
5%
>>Jeanne d'Arc
45%
>>Black Knight
40%
>>Alexiel
35%
>>Europa
40%
>>Shiva
27,56%
>>Raziel
60%
>>Albert
42%
>>Alethia
17%
>>Grea
63%
>>Yodarha
40%
>>Azusa
38%
>>Andira
11%
>>Fraux
55%
>>Vampy
60%
>>Halel ben Shalem
43%
>>Vyrn ES EL FIN
68%
>>GHANDAGOZA
24%

>>543348293
>Aliza 2%
it's over

Do either of them (or both with one serving as an assist for the other) have a chance?

>>543345643
arent those like mother & son
or sister & brother

>>543348995
<5% for nicholas
<-5% for robomi

>>543348293
Aliza topped in multiple regions. It's a lot higher than 2%

I can't see how they wouldn't put Raziel in season 3. They put her absolutely everywhere they can.
Well, I could, but let me dream will ya.

>>543345643
those are two males

>>543350371
why did you have to ruin it for me?

>>543349763
I don't see Arcsys being able to design a proper moveset for Raziel, even if her book theoretically lets her conjure pretty much anything she wants. They'd probably make her a boring zoner with the machine gun, and she'd either be complete fucking shit or gigabusted depending on her other moves.

>>543350781
nigga we have Galleon The Fatass
making shit up for a kit isn't hard
I dont think she would NEED to be a zoner, just give her Skyfish

>>543350781
>her book theoretically lets her conjure pretty much anything she wants
couldn't she be somewhat like Asuka from soive?

Time for some good ass very late night grub
>unable to access online features

I believe in good things happening.

Uh…

>watch high level gameplay
>pro does 66L into 66L into 2L into cL into 66L into 66L into throw into 66L into 2L 2L cL
>opponent just hunkers down scared shitless like a unit of fresh army recruits under a barrage of fire

>do two 66Ls
>eat a cL, die

>>543356069
pro players are pre-conditioned to block

>>543355792
It's over

>>543356069
Part of being a strong player is being able to very quickly adapt to different opponents.
If they’re playing like a mashing retard, you treat them like a mashing retard until they stop.

Does anyone have the different colors for the charlotta skin?

>>543357056
Burgers still asleep

NOOOOOOO NOT THE NUMBERS

https://x.com/TrainingModeNet/status/1980064085149704683
The era of the rushdown meta has arrived.

>>543359254
more like the era of DEAD GAME, who are these literal whos lmao

>>543359254
>rushdown
>rushdown
>armored rushdown
>rushdown
>rushdown
>Zooey =D
>cocaine rushdown
>rushdown
Someone save that poor onion! She doesn't have a meterless reversal!

>>543359720
zoi is rushdown with bc safe pressure dough

>>543359254
>>543359550
It’s a beginner tournament for S+ players.
Says nothing about the “meta” at all

>>543359787
Every meta character has good pressure. That doesn't make a rushdown character.

>>543360287
rank?

LowTierGod has a higher rank than you in the only ranking that matters

>>543360287
Zoi is meta right now

>>543360662
We don't know that yet. Wait for the next event.

i'm somewhat of a zoi main myself after all...

>>543360872
I don't give a fuck if zooey players are mentally ill unskilled retarded faggots, their character is OP whether they win with her or not

>>543360987
Results?

>>543361147
all zooey players resulted positive to AIDS

>>543361208
that means they have sex

okay so how is the current state of this game any different from DNF?

>>543361685
it doesn't have ToDs yet but we're getting there

>>543361685
DNF became a discord fighter immediately.
Rising is still far from that.

ilsa better come with a bp costume

>>543359254
>locals
The players don't even try anymore. Dragalia is playing Lunalu at Paragon now because he's bored out of his mind playing this game.

>>543362253
>dragalia
>tranny who only had results thanks to fraudmaya

dragalia lost

>>543363191
Only further proving my point that locals don't mean shit. Wait for the next major in twelve days.

ZENGETSU!

>>543363518
which major is that

>>543364579
Some gold+ event in Korea. It's a platinum event for Guilty Gear and Under Night. Granblue gets a platinum event two weeks later in Brazil

oignon

>>543368646
The internet is down, you'll play with yourself.

>>543370032
Are Arcsys servers still down?

I think ult riding free should be safe on block again

>>543370724
fax

What should I do when someone can react to all my 2B gimmicks and consistently whiff punish my 5H?

>>543370858
Learn to play the game without your gimmicks and neutral winning 5H, duh.

I luv 2B

>>543370858
yorumaxx and get to 150ms 2rbf

>>543334287
>>543333734
That's why I like to do it the other way around, play games, get hits and then ask myself how I could've done more on the hit. The only combos worth learning ahead of playing the character are
>Midscreen meterless BnB
>Corner kill combo with super
since you know you'll need those no matter what. If you just go into training mode to figure out a combo that looks cool that works for Twitter but not for games.

>>543370724
Heavy should even be plus. She's not even that good anymore

>he can improvise combos on the spot and do them consistently ever afterwards
Gene privilege.

>>543372485
improvise in this game means doing M into alway guaranteed brainless raging strike instead of H into two button special

>>543374032
STOP BULLYING US

>>543374414
learn to breathe through your nose

>>543347683
you play the videogame

>66L
>Autocombo
>Launcher H special
>cM or cH
>Juggling launcher H Special
>cM or cH
>Juggling launcher H special or RS
>cM or cH
>SBA/SSBA
Works for every character, change my mind.

>>543375741
having a magic series equivalent is not a bad thing and there are more optimal things, usually

>>543375741
>Launcher H special
>cM or cH
>Juggling launcher H Special
>cM or cH
non-install vira-bros...

>>543375741
>66L
>Autocombo
Wilnas
>Launcher H special
>cM or cH
>Juggling launcher H Special
>cM or cH
>Juggling launcher H special or RS
>cM or cH
>SBA/SSBA
Narmaya EX because the stupid bitch gives up the corner to 214H

>>543375741
Yeah, its dumb and lame.

>>543376326
>Narmaya EX because the stupid bitch gives up the corner to 214H
Sic semper Scamchang

>>543376271
Not only that, Vira can also go for various lumi setups that require ending it plus in various ways. And then how plus you are changes what moves and actions are useful afterwards, or how safe they are against jabs, DPs, ult DPs.
Vira isn't the most complicated character, but if you want, you can be really autistic about labbing all manners of setups for your lumi.

>>543375741
Yeah, it's perfect.

>>543376634
>you can be really autistic about labbing all manners of setups for your lumi.
wow end a combo with lumi
such autistic
very wow
first fighting game?

>>543376519
Can't be scamchang without fwip. No, you erune whore that somehow cannot score after your man takes you up to the second floor only to walk right out the door, Vergil flip is not a fwip.

Why is Vira allowed to combo into a grab

>>543376753
Yeah, you forgot your Niia pic.

>>543377416
50 meter from autocombo to turn into install vira is really fucked up

>>543377505
>you forgot your Niia pic.
do you think you deserve one?

>>543377557
>Have an entire super that does nothing but transform
>Can get transform grab off any cancellable hit for 25 meter
It feels unintentional

>>543377705
>>Have an entire super that does nothing but transform
>>Can get transform grab off any cancellable hit for 25 meter
That's what happens when you don't balance the game properly and go the power creep route instead.

>>543377705
it's a reversal that leads into a full combo and isn't 66H punishable
it's 50 meter because you don't get a refund for a cancelled U move

>>543377557
>>543377705
Don't forget that she can also get it for free off any big counterhit

>>543377557
>50
It's like 38

The funniest part about the buffs to 22U and install 214H is that install Vira is still shit

>>543377410
She just does the same thing, but midscreen and can use the same special over and over.

> install Vira is still shit
>meter refund from cancelled U specials
>it's 25, it's 38
holy fuck /gbvsg/

Why doesn't Vira's taunt change in Chevalier Mode

>>543378220
No one knows because you don't have to learn the matchup to beat her. Just BC her if she gets in.

Dodges look really cool i wish it wasn't so hard to press the left trigger

>>543378292
Why should it?
She doesn't completely change her personality, as you can see when you beat Katalina as install Vira with the SSBA.

>>543378613
can't tell if bait or not

https://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/669472405704416277/

zooey xisters you are the new target of the lynch mob.

Why does everyone say Belial's normals are so gawdlike? I get 2m is plus but they all feel so stubby,

>>543378904
NOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T JUST JUMP LIKE A TARD NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!

>>543378613
Which is why I have it set to LB. K can put up with trigger dash since I only use it for dash buttons.

>>543378578
True pit-queen of Rising.

>>543378904
wow look who it is
now gbvsg can be alive for a 30 posts or so

>>543377945
oh lawd he comin

>>543379036
wtf I wanna play greatsword vira

>>543378904
>>543379089
dln...

>>543378953
ISSA FUKKEN DP

>>543377945
That giant smug grin on the black Proto Man just gets me every time.

>>543379035
LB is for dash, Strive said so

>>543377945
sex with the awkward looking dragon girl with the weird cheeks

>>543379089
>game only wants you to 66L to get in anyways
the retarded nigger kinda spitting
>inbe4 hi dln

>>543379289
+R and Xrd said I can map whatever I want

>>543379126
The size of these weapons can be weirdly inconsistent, and yeah, I wish her sword in-game was bigger.
We have no girl using a two-handed sword yet.

The only thing stopping me from maining Vira is that she's the second most played character in the game.

>>543376634
my point was that base vira has to c.XX to get c.M/c.H after her second H special. otherwise she has to link c.L into c.H to continue the combo.

>>543379449
where is our nier mod dln

>>543379564
My brother, I cannot main any character that is in the top ten of the usage rate.

>Was going to lab Meg
>Got too locked in on playing Yuel after the buffs

>>543379617
cope

>bitching about Vira
Brought to you by the same anon who loses to Anila 66H

>>543379746
but everybody loses to anila's 66H...

>>543379695
Being a hipster sucks in Arcsys games because the least played characters are always the least played because they're fucking boring and people actually gravitate toward the more fun characters.
Except Anre, I KNOW he'd be fun just by watching him, but I'm still not gonna.

>>543378905
his f.H is fucking outrageous dude

I genuinely don't understand why 66H was picked as the meme move to pretend is broken instead of her sweep
I thought people actually hated her sweep

>>543379746
Brick said her 66H is a fantastic move and Anila is mid tier

>>543379801
Stop poking with low mediums and sweeps, react better since it's slow, and punish it you retard. It's not safe

>>543378905
*2Ls this post into a sideswitch*

>>543380092
Anila's 66H is 100% safe once you've made it out of S rank.

need monkey

>>543379907
Its fine because he has to hit confirm it before the second hit which is hard

ragebaiting hours

>react better since it's slow
I choose to interpret that as bait. You say a bunch of stuff that is correct, but add something extremely retarded and untrue just for someone to easily point it out and fall for your (you) farm
You can't get me
I'm better than you in every way

>>543379992
Gran trades a bit of length for 10 megaton bomb conversions, so everyone bitches about Gran 2U instead.

>>543379513
>I wish her sword in-game was bigger

Is Vira's 66M actually any better than anyone else's or do Viras just spam it because it has a nice animation?
Should I be using 66M way more on other characters?

>>543380563
it's fucking gigantic and the only one that might be about the same size is siegfried's but he doesn't get the world off of getting in like vira does

>>543380563
66Ls are not universal
66Ms are not universal
66Hs are not universal
BCs are not universal

buffs? buffs? where are the buffs? any buffs? i'm looking for my fuzzy? can you help me?

>>543380659
66Hs are universally bad

>claims he's denying the (you)
>still gives him attention
If the bait was so obvious, you would have ignored it and moved on, you halfwit

>>543380689
ZETA NAKED DOGEZA

>claims he is denying the (you)
>denies the (you) and shits on him
correct

if zeta gets buffed and I have to spend the rest of this game's lifespan contending with H rhapsody I am gonna fuckin explode

>>543380563
Who cares? It's a low hitting 66M. That ankle biter is getting spammed regardless of how bad it is.

>>543380689
Believe in the Ilsa patch!

we agree meg is mid tier right?

>>543381123
I lose to her constantly and I know she's low tier trash that can only win vs shitters like me.

>>543380563
if your character has a low hitting 66M there's no reason not to spam it. viras, yuels, grans, djeetas, narms, bubztroons when calibur is on cooldown, they all do it.

>>543380689
>buffs? buffs? where are the buffs? any buffs?

>>543381123
Even the announcer agrees
she's Meh

meg fingerblasting mari on top of you after beating your ass
mari squirting all over your face

>>543378392
This but Nier

>>543381104
Me on the right

>>543381217
>Zeta players
>plural

Are we getting an updated version of this chart or was the the trvthnvke so strong that it had to get shut down? I'm tired to listening to professional whiners and trannies tell me where a character is on the tier list based on their worthless opinions.

>>543381217
They're all scrubs so we just don't take the posts seriously.

>>543381409
Who makes posts like this?

>>543380976
Reply or not, (you) are feeding him. In fact, he's probably getting an even bigger kick out of your way of coping with your inability to leave it be. Now he's going to keep making low effort shitposts whenever someone complains about a move, all because you wouldn't zip it and ignore it. Good fucking job, retard.

>>543379513
Why didn't FKHR at least look up the Oakeshott typology before making Granblue?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oakeshott_typology

>word word words
no need to cope about me denying your (you) so hard

>>543381479
I have no need for it. My long range ankle-biter confirms into SSBA.

>>543379481
>+R and Xrd said I can identify as whatever gender I want

>>543381678
Because this is Granblue FANTASY and not Granblue Medieval: Mudcore Rising

Futa meg

>>543381893
Why yes, I identify as a 3 button taunt

>>543381930
I'm in this image

imagine having a nier gf who would send you something like this at 4:30 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcwLin54JcE

>>543381479
Boy, sometimes I wish Cag had a low 66M

>>543382276
I would drop the fucking game

>>543382276
Z*ners aren't allowed to have good 66Ms

>>543379992
It's more annoying because you're far away feeling like you're safe, so you press a button and then suddenly you're getting COUNTER smashed for eleventy billion damage and full corner carry because the sheep took a hail mary swing and threw all her chips on the table. So you have to just sit there and wait for the sheep to establish that they're not a total shitter before you can even start to do stuff.

Luv sheep by the way

>>543382425
>took a hail mary swing and threw all her chips on the table
You dont think characters should get big rewards for throwing all their chips on the table?

>>543382276
>>543382397
Generally zoners have overhead 66M because they expect zoner opponents to be downbacking a lot. Rushdown gets sweep 66M because they expect the opponent to try to walk back out of throw range.

Now the question is, why does Meg have an overhead?

>>543381479
>don't have a low 66M
>have a dogshit sweep
Feels good to play a character with nothing but honest mids

>>543382558
only when I do it
when I do it it's cool, calm, calculated. educated guesswork of the finest caliber
when someone else does it it's braindead reckless gorillamash gambleslop and you're a top 10-picking retard with an ugly face and a big butt and your butt smells and you like to kiss your own butt

>>543382337
>eat 66M into full combo because of the cocksucking trap
>think about how a low wouldn't knock me into the trap
>think some more since it's a hard knockdown for Cag
>oh fuck no fuck no fuck no fuck no fuck no
Please gut this character

>>543382558
Who said otherwise? It's just annoying to have to deal with someone who goes all-in on every single interaction. Same reason people hate flowchart Ken/Ryu.
>>543382780
This but unironically

>>543382558
it's safe on block

>>543382425
>took a hail mary swing and threw all her chips on the table
except it's not a hail mary swing nor a gamble, it's 100% safe if done from a proper distance as it cannot be punished on block, and only leaves you both in neutral while pushing you into the corner

>>543382615
>Now the question is, why does Meg have an overhead?
For Mari setups. It would probably be extra obnoxious if Meg had a low-hitting 66M while you block high when the shark hits you from above.
Zooey also has a overhead 66M. Setplay characters tend to have that.

>>543382615
>Now the question is, why does Meg have an overhead?
I'm telling you, she's a longnormals whiff punish character and the devs realized this when they couldn't get backflip to work how they wanted.

>>543382615
>Now the question is, why does Meg have an overhead?
Because she already has two elite dash buttons. She doesn't need a third.

>>543382615
I genuinely believe the intention was to use it together with Mari so you could combo from the overhead like Cag can, but unlike Cag's setup this one requires the stars align in order to actually work.

>>543382907
I defer to this sheep hater, the force is stronger with him

>I-I-It's safe on block!!!
Yeah, if she's 2 thirds of the screen away
What, are you running away from anila? running scared of a little sheep? What are you, a zoner? Why aren't you up close to her? Huh? Midrange is her best range anyway, so why are you cowering in the corner? Huh? Huh? Yeah? What? I can't hear you over all your projectiles!

the most based 66X in the game

>>543382425
>>543382558
It's not a hail mary. It's a short bullet pass. 66H is a low risk option with even an iota of spacing.

>>543383232
his 66H is also pretty fair and pretty much only exists to give him plus frames against reactionlets
and he doesn't have a 66L worth mentioning
wholesome honest vaseraga

>>543383214
>Why aren't you up close to her?
Because she just threw three sheep at me and I have to block them, thus pushing me back three times

>>543383639
But enough about Wilnas

Wilnas killed the game, yes

>>543383716
It'd be so cool if you weren't a shitter and her rams actually pushed you a little bit with their horns to push you into mid range
give them little sweat drops from the effort

Wilnas killed the game
Meg took a big, fat shit on it and fertilized the ground around it
Zoi is growing onions on it now

>>543379513
imagine

>Anilla 66h
>Anilla 66h
>Anilla 66h
This is why normals need move names
like in Soul Calibur, the last good fighting game

Wilnas killed the game

>>543383747
And what move is that? It can't be 214H since he can't combo on hit midscreen and leaves him too far away to keep up pressure. Honestly, if the opponent isn't near the corner, I'd rather have it blocked. It can't be 214M because it's slow to startup. It can't be 66M because its reward is low as a starter. It's better as an ender. It can't be 66H because it's way too slow in neutral.

Of course! How silly of me. It's raw 22H to quickly break their shins and link into 5M.

>>543384380
Specials already have move names and no one uses them (except for some really cool chuuni ones, a commentator saying “and the Voidlight Erasure will close out the round!” is hype)

>>543384380
barely anyone knows character move names in soul calibur though. there's a few moves people know by name but 99% of them are just "[character]'s [notation]"
I've been playing nightmare since 2 and basically only know the stances by name. iagA isn't the name of the move. I don't know a single one of raphael's either and I've been playing him as long, just less
the only characters with non-stance move names I know off the top of my head are cervantes and maxi

buy me....buy me....the niia plush so i can make funny pictures too...
please?

>friend thinks FighterZ is the worst fighting game he's ever played partly because of 5LLL and doesn't have command normals
>loves Granblue and does nothing but triple attack all day
Grubber brainlets don't deserve normals with cool names

>>543385251
get a job ya bum

>>543385251
will you throw her against the wall like neechang

>>543384845
Excuse you, I know that Aeon's 66A is called Grit Draft

>>543384761
>Honestly, if the opponent isn't near the corner, I'd rather have it blocked
Same
How is this character so badly designed

>>543385410
if you had to choose one for the rest of your life:
>goodwill worker
>denny's waiter
>telemarketer

>>543385256
5LLL is far more egregious than triple attack because it's whiff-cancellable, auto-correcting and forward moving, not to mention several characters get built-in mix with their 5LLL, especially now that they most of the command grab enders into true tick throws, shit's retarded. DBFZ is essentially a game where every character has 2B 5MMM on steroids. Triple attack is just combo filler 95% of the time.

>>543386342
denny's waiter for the free food to save more money and to get cash tips. by far the least monotonous of the three too

>>543386342
You could always become a crypto-scammer. You won't have any dignity or self-respect, but at least you'll make decent money and be able to work from home.

Why are niers mains so unhinged? They sperg out here, they sperg out in the lobby, they sperg out in the public lobby, and they sperg out in the guestbook. Two thousand posts about wanting to molest Nier? The flash mobs in NA and Japan? The lobby anons with rampant mood swings? What in the genuine fuck is wrong with these people?

Is it because she's a cat? Guys shouldn't own cats. They become sick in the head from prolonged exposure, I swear.

>>543386935
They don't play Nier.
Character posted =/= posters main.

>>543386935
t. cat poisoner

>>543386409
Now what if I told you that he hates it, not because the string is whiff cancellable, but because it's an auto combo? Yea, the LLL > LLL > super is what broke the camel's back for him. He hates that you have to hit someone three times to do the move.

Does anyone want to play? (Low Master EU Djeeta)

>>543384380
>>543384845
nobody knows special names half the time either. i'd challenge anyone to list off the proper names of gran's special moves without looking them up. we just call them fireball, dp, boot...

>>543386935
?

>>543387913
OVERDRIVE SURGE
REGINLEIV
RISING SWORD

>>543385251
You'll have to earn it *unzips Discord*

>>543387913
they scream them out loud for you...

>>543387913
>i'd challenge anyone to list off the proper names of gran's special moves
retard

>>543387497
Yeah alright.

>>543386342
Become my girlfriend and you won't have to work a day in your live

BATTALIONS OFU FEEA
INSTINCTION
*grunt* (TL note: this means Savage Rampage)
(great scythe) GRYNOTH
BURUDDY M O O N
HAH RAH HRAH AAAAAUGH AFTAMASUUU

>>543388069
Grub Discord is furry territory, and by furry territory, I mean full of scalies

God hates fags

>>543386342
Whatever happened to learning a trade? a friend of mine is a plumber and he's doing fine, sounds a hell of a lot better than any of the previous options

>>543387497
what happened to being mid

>>543387497
Bro there’s no way you’ve been master this long and you’re stuck at <200 crystals I refuse to believe it

leibinlaybu rayseedave
ryesingu sodo
obadoorive saaaaji
soko

>>543389107
I've been master since they reworked ranked and can't get 200

SCHWING SCHWING... SCHWING SCHWING
GANBARE!!

Finally got this game on sale and Zooey is my spirit animal, but does the exp gain for levels taper off hard? I saw a shiny sword and some cool colors but that was like on level 500-1000 or something

>>543390493
it slows down after 500, you get the most amount of exp from playing in lobbies

>>543390493
Yeah, it slows down. But if you continue playing especially ranked (which is basically free up to S+), then you should get it in a couple of weeks.

>>543389107
I can't get above 30 crystals

>>543390493
You can always just spend your hard-earned rupies on weapons and colors if you don't wanna bother unlocking them.
I creampied my game so it's not like I have anything else to spend the damn things on.

>>543384380
It does have a name:
TOTSUGE-SHEEP

I really like peace and quiet a lot but boy do I wish the vocalist wasn't so nasally

IN THE WIND THE NEW LEAVES ARE RUSTLING
RIVERS EBB AND MURMUR IN SLUMBER
FLOWERS BLOOM AND WELCOME THE DAYLIGHT
AS THE BIRDS SIND MELODIES OF LOVE

is there a mod to replace 2b's theme with literally anything else

aniwa downplayers?
https://x.com/UsagiLucyy/status/1980281720768270527

>>543393970
every fuckin character in the game can do nasty shit to you from roundstart positions with no meter spent

>>543393970
>getting jumped in on round start
genuinely deserved

>>543393970
fireballers deserve this

>>543390493
you can get level 500 in a day or two in the lobby

>>543394743
for example?

>>543395183
dogshit two toucher game

>>543395183
>sheepcoomers are retarded and illiterate?

>>543389057
>>543389107
kek i just didn't play ranked since the reset and was at 0 crystals

>>543395183
now do this with an honest character

>>543394992
literally even vikala can do autocombo 623H 2M extension on standing with no caveats

>>543395183
>using all 4 specials and his 5U to built 58% meter

>>543395183
alright, 2 characters down, 36 more to go

>hurr durr *shits pants* show me the midscreen combos the whole fucking cast has
if you'd fucking played the fucking game you'd have seen them

>>543395183
>grrr niia 1.0 this niia 1.0 that
>gran:

>>543395630
Yup. It's normal skill cooldowns too, so all that's required is he lands the jumpin at round start and then gets a hit in the corner.

>>543395856
not an argument, show them

>>543395967
mmmmm nyes, Kat died to a meme character for doodoo caca decision making, Nier 1.0 would fuck you in the ass even when playing great

>>543396529
I do not need an argument to prove something that anyone with any real experience with the game would know. you're asking me to prove that birds fly

>60 meter round start for 1 cooldown is crazy
>hurr durr every fuckin character in the game can do nasty shit to you from roundstart positions with no meter spent

>>543395967
Nier 1.0 did the same from a fucking frame 1 reversal.

>>543396821
sheepfuckers are on a different level of retardation

>>543396687
>you're asking me to prove that birds fly
you wouldn't be able to prove that either because that's factually incorrect, just like your prior statement

>>543395183
Knew this would be posted the moment I saw the Anila clip

>>543396821
zoi does 10k damage off of roundstart L dragon

>>543395183
wow, cooldowns are hardly a factor in this game. two combos which cash out gorilla damage using H specials used back to back. they need to lower the fucking damage

>>543393970
Honestly, that clip really isn't that crazy.
If anything it really just proves that this games needs wider stages.

>>543397673
i agree

we NEED to nerf the sheep. she's powercrept lowain and makes him look like a joke. have you seen the damage? she can spend 50 meter for a safejump. this is criminal. it's sad what the sheep are doing out there, sad. she's eating the children, the children are being eaten by the sheep, it's terrible. terrible. people, we need to put a stop to this

>people STILL not believing this is a 2 touchy game
Please refer to >>542762342

sheeptards or foxtards, which are the bigger retards?

>>543397820
>she can spend 50 meter for a safejump
after she gets corner to corner carry, you disingenuous fag

sniffing versusia pussy

Lowain does not even play like a Granblue character, just like 2B or Cagliostro, they should've never been allowed to be good

I two touched versusia's pussy

I didn't do anything with Versusia's pussy.

>>543398013
They're both extremely retarded and can't play the game, unlike us very skilled and intelligent Cagliostro and 2B players.

>>543397932
Actually issa one toucher if you win the lottery 70 times in a row

>>543398090
rare zoi trvke

>>543397673
>If anything it really just proves that this games needs wider stages.
t.foxtard backflipping himself into the corner because he refuses to block

>>543398391
She has a ToD? I don't think I've ever seen it.

you're not gonna do well this saturday
you're gonna mess up and become a burden on your team

https://www.twitch.tv/kizziekay310
DAS GAWDLIKE

Vira tips?

>>543397820
>she can spend 50 meter for a safejump.
>he doesn't know

>>543398732
gawdlike

>>543398765
66M and f.L constantly
don't try lumi in neutral except vs big slow characters
spend meter however is most convenient to get into install
put katalina to shame by being better katalina in install

why is she suddenly mindbreaking this general?

>>543398732
>no fat man cam
soulless

>>543398974
no you see she was mindbreaking us all along (you just couldn't tell) and now she got buffs and I saw on twitter someone said she was good before and got buffs so that's my entire personality now

>>543398765
you "cocoa desk car" and "chivaree"

>>543398714
I don't have a team, want to team up?, I'm not good but I enjoy tournaments

>>543398732
>fat nigga whining about 66L
kekaroooooooooooooooo

>>543398583
if you get nothing but spikeball, she has an infinite

>>543398732
>not even 30 minutes streaming
>"66L is so cringe"
and people say it's not a problem

>>543399416
>low master perci opinions

mmm sorry, maybe if he had 500 gemmies I would care

>>543398714
Team?

>complaining about 66L
sure ok
>complaining about dash button
das nawt gawdliek

>>543398732
>Click
>First thing I see is a domino ad

>hurr durr mindbroken
>in a few weeks brick will say anila is high tier
>"thanks brick", "but brick said she's high tier"

I like the idea of 66L but it's too abusable and really really shouldn't be a defensive tool or such a reliable neutral tool
66M is weird. universal overhead was better and the long range lows feel cheap as shit if you're a character without one. I don't hate the idea though and at least they're mostly punishable
66Hs are good I think
give 66L 2 or 3 more startup frames and 2 frames of extra whiff recovery so it's more interactable. it eats up a lot of round time real estate on something that's terribly single player

>>543398974
shep

Stop playing gimmick characters and pick up honest Djeeters

>>543400168
>I like the idea of 66L
??????? there's absolutely no way you get out of this, explain yourself, NOW.

>>543400168
>I like the idea of 66L
and i stopped reading there

>>543400234
>pick a bottom tier
No. I want to win. I'm playing a top tier like Anila.

>>543400168
Stopped reading after "terribly single player"

>>543398732
>”gonna play some SF6 because this game is dead”
AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>>543398974
Same as with Yool.

To distract from the actually retarded Onion buffs.

your 66L? flies across the screen while negative to full wall bounce. my 66L? dies to your charlotta f.H
you will never understand my lonely road

>>543398732
>>543400551
>anon is trolling, I was watching him earlier, there's no w-
>>>
KEK 66L defenders?????

>>543398974
Shitposters are demons, Sheep is a cross
They hate her

>>543400312
if it had more startup frames (and whiff recovery) it would just be a mid-committal low-reward pressure option that every character has access to that allows them to enforce strike-throw from further away than c.L range
the reason it sucks now is because there is no fucking commitment to it at all and it's used in every situation in the game

>>543400480
My danchou is not bottom tier

>>543400749
>if it had more startup frames (and whiff recovery) it would just be a mid-committal low-reward pressure option that every character has access to that allows them to enforce strike-throw from further away than c.L range
.........And how is this good design? Like ever? What about making characters different

>>543398714
We're gonna win.

>>543400749
Advancing plus-on-block normals shouldn't be an universal option. I don't understand why this is so hard for modern fighters to understand.

my danchou's bottom is on my tier if you catch my kansai durifto

hmm yes lets buff 2B again by removing 66L good idea

jerking djeeta off

>>543400903
while I'd absolutely prefer just diversifying the fucking cast, that's just not even remotely realistic in the big 202X and it's more logical to work within the illogical framework of modern design intent

>>543400983
>Advancing plus-on-block normals shouldn't be an universal option.
I agree, they should delete 66l and make yuel's, meg's and vas' f.m +ob.

I like 66L because it makes pressure thoughtless. I can just relax, think about my grocery list, which chores I have to do today, compose a sonnet, swipe left on Niers on Tinder, think about ought/is, and still be applying flawless pressure with Dash+Forward+L! I only have to put down my knitting when I get a hit.

I can't 66L... It's too hard for me.

how do I actually make siegfried do anything besides have some good pokes and damage
I'm not the downplaying guy that thinks all his moves suck, I just don't actually get his gameplan at all

I don't mind 66L

>mindbroken over a single button for 2+ years
for this alone 66L is based

>>543387497
Thanks for playing!
My 66Ls suck so much.

>>543401532
But you did figure it out, it's poke into ORKAN or his overhead smash thing.

>>543401532
236H as a quasi neutral skip.
Other than that, yeah, he's just kinda a defensive shoto that relies on pokes like Anila.

>>543400912
no no NO

anila is better than sieg, currently

>>543401532
You don't, you are literally a 2M/SBA bot. They have systematically nerfed his weaker options to the point it's no longer worth it to even bother with them. Just do 2M hitconfirms and reaction SBA anything you can react to. If you are playing against one of the few characters that can't turn blue to ignore fireballs and smash your face in and also doesn't have a superior fireball game you can try zoning with your fireballs I guess.

>>543401812
>>543401821
how do you actually win with that though
I've never played a no mixup character in like 20 years of fighting games

>>543401993
You run basic strike throw offense with his glacial movement speed. If you want to shimmy you either get really fucking good at determining the distance where a microstep will take you out of throw range, or you commit with a backdash.
>>543401968
Sieg is the weakest shoto currently if we don't count EXs separately.

>>543401653
i have 20000 games and dont know my own 66l distance half the time. ggs anon.

>>543401197
Yeah that’s what I don’t get about the 66L whiners, the characters that would benefit the most from reworking or removing 66L (2B, Metera, Vas) are universally despised and no one wants them to get stronger

>>543402596
metera is a top tier 66l abuser.

Dogs... FVARK...

>>543402596
Almost as if you can do multiple changes at once, like that one time when they nerfed both 66L and 2B in the same patch.

>if you remove 66L the other characters get frozen in time and become immune to re-balancing
66L sympathizers are the most retarded beings on the planet. They just live off cope and cocks.

>>543402596
>metera
>not benefiting from 66L

66L is overrated and and overblown issue.

>>543402728
>>543402810
it's almost like you've missed the past 4 patches this game had or something

>They just live off cope and cocks.
Just like the average Nier main...

>>543401993
Get really good at footsies, whiff punishing and hit confirming.
From there on rely on your above average damage conversion from pokes and HP.
That's pretty much what it boils down to.

>>543402981
t. 100 gem master

Why hasn't someone just modded 66L out of the game, hosted a tournament and see what the results end up being

>>543402981
The problem is not balancing but how fucking shit the game feels to play because of it. It's too polarizing.
Kizzie just fucking quit playing GBVSR after 30 minutes because of a 66L.

>>543403128
they literally did and nobody plays it

>>543403203
based 66L filtered another bandwagonner

>>543403212
no they didn't, people make retarded mods for games that turn the game into animekuso where every hit leads into a 50 hit combo
I want to see the exact same game, but with the 66L input removed.

What the fuck did they do to this character?
Is this bitch ever minus on anything?
This is why BC exist.

>>543403049
>your above average damage conversion from pokes
He doesn't fucking have that anymore. His average damage is on the lower side now, it's just unevenly distributed where M/H normals confirm into fuckton of damage in the corner and decent damage midscreen and everything else confirms into fuck-all.

https://www.twitch.tv/ryazogt
>DUB

>>543403360
>Is this bitch ever minus on anything?
She still doesn't have a single non-metered +ob blockstring so, yes, she is very often minus.

>>543403203
He quit because he wasn’t getting any matches at 11am on the west coast on a weekday, that’s different.

>>543403353
>animekuso
actually they just made it vanilla
https://gamebanana.com/mods/576054

>>543403751
that is also not the same game but with 66L removed

>>543403590
huh? foxflame?

gabagewwl

>>543403360
>Is this bitch ever minus on anything?
Yeah, all the time.
If she isn't using meter, or putting foxflame on cooldown, or doing something that has a fourteen business day opening, she is +0 at best, more often -3.
Yools don't care about the frame data and will challenge when they're -3.

>>543403506
>dub "WHEEEEE"

Why are foxtards pretending like spending a cooldown for plus frames is some terrible unique cross that only Yuel has to bear?

There's a very high correlation between dub users and mod users. They're both pretty trashy I guess.

>>543402229
>>543403049
that honestly sounds pretty unfun so fuck this character I guess

>>543403590
Foxtroon propaganda and lies. She has 10 +ob or neutral attacks (not counting the standard 3 for all characters).

>>543404559
>plus on block cH

shutup donkey

>>543404559
keep talking donkey

>>543404507
>he's getting reset on by 214L and 214H and 214X~U H
absolute DSP "there was nothing I could do!" behavior

>i am +0 while having have a 6 frame 2M that reaches farther than some fH's woe is me
kill all foxes

Every character but my main is overpowered.
Pic not related btw, she's also OP. Just posted her because I'm in the mood for full body futa masturbation futa on female female penetrated kissing while penetrated.

>>543404874
post one f.H that's shorter than yuel's 2M

that yuel 2m change was a mistake. on par with the vas 5m change

>>543405006
anila's meaty?

>>543404507
Who needs plus frames when her minus 236x is completely safe due to pushback and just lets her continue her casino bullshit on you

>>543405006
motherfucker, i nearly spit my water back out.

Everyone I don't like is a futa

>>543405195
> lets her continue her casino bullshit on you
dude

>>543403436
>and everything else confirms into fuck-all.
But we were just discussing that you shouldn't even be focusing on using those other things?

>>543405092
pretty sure the dyke's is.

>>543403360
Firefox or Waterfox?

>>543405581
shes making 2 firefox logos
so it's firefox2

anila's anti air conversions are insane

>>543405405
Yes, and the reason why you shouldn't focus on the other things is that they confirm into fuck-all. But for scenarios like 66L->f.L frametrap, -6 punishes, far-hitting 66Ls, 2L2L mash to catch backwalking/DP attempts, delay 2L mash on defense, you get fuck-all reward and these are all things you will have to occasionally do because you are playing a shoto so you don't have the luxury of opting out of major gameplay sections.

I'm losing to 100 games free to play Grans...

>>543406301
Un placer, Un dios

Would you be willing to kiss Monki right after she's eaten some delicious stickly "mochi"?

>>543406301
issa smurf

>>543406613
I wouldn't kiss that bitch if my dick was on fire, she held the monopoly on water and demanded one to put me out.

>>543404559
- 3 would be cool, that at least means I get my turn back.

>>543407059
Extremely rude post

Weirdly enough the Meg patch, unlike every other patch, caused no increase in the number of F2P players, in fact the playercount of the F2P edition continued to fall this month.

>>543407413
I'm certain it's because they're all becoming paypigs and not because interest is drying up.

>Meg vs Meg
>do close up pressue
>end it with 236H
>which is +2
>get hit with Megs 2L
I sometimes just don't get it. Frames are never on my side.

>>543408105
what move did you use after it?

>>543408773
cL.
I would need to check my replays if it's truly the button I pressed. Don't think I saved it anyway.

>>543405301
>>543405552
I stand corrected on these two and also probably seox now that I think about it
but I will also give a backhanded
>kagura f.H
when the other one exists and you can just use that instead. silence narmaya
also the clash level reduction on yool 2m is actually relevant but that's a whole separate discussion

>>543408884
>Don't think I saved it anyway
you can always download your replays at any time

>>543409171
the only reason I know one stance is called kagura is it's in the filename, sorry for not playing your character and knowing the other stance's name or thinking about the stance you're in any further than "the one with the big chainsaw looking thing instead of a katana in some of her normals' DP is armored so you can throw it" when the character is already spastically emitting particles and stance switching whenever she's active

>>543393970
Get the fuck off my color

what was the launcher for that anila combo with 236H 22M jL in it? is it just always RSRC or 214U?

>>543410338
both should probably work

>>543410473
I've been trying both actually and it doesn't look like it's going to work at all so I'm probably missing something about the launcher
eg XXX 214U c.H (2) 236H 22M jL just looks like it's not even possible. I know the combo exists but I'm missing something and didn't save the tweet so Idunno

>>543409192
Honestly, I just suck in general. I only ever win against other Megs for some reason. Nothing works for me using this character. Nothing works, yet I can't stop playing her. My pressure sucks, I don't know what to press.
Should research more stuff, watch more pro-plays.

Also, fuck me or is her cross-situation just bad? jU is already a weird button, but I lose my turns on wake-up cross-ups so many times. It's infuriating.
Also, 90% of my 22Us just don't come out for some reason.

>>543411147
aniwa bitcwushed

>>543411297
medium preset? 6MB video-only webm export
low preset? 980kb
there's no winning with this shit man

>>543411147
in 4MB please

>>543411391
use webm for retards and set the bitrate to ~2000kb depending on the length

>>543411147
You're doing 22m too slowly

>>543411147
holy pixels

>>543411147
>>543411647
like this

>>543411147
stupid stupidddd doesnt know webms STUPID!

>>543411498
manual 2000kb/s in My Dogshit Software That I Hate is still pretty ugly
>>543411647
huh. 236H has a lot less recovery than it seems I guess
I wasn't sure if it was that or if I needed to manipulate the 236H juggle somehow
thanks

>>543403040
Thanks, Siero

>85 matches
>Still stuck in D since I cannot win or close out games if I get a round.
>Can't find a character who gets priority since if I push a button, it's 50%
>Still can't wrap my head around Galleon and how she just grabs me out of any action I do
Man, I'm glad this game has a decent soundtrack and visuals because the actual game is kinda' ass when you do nothing but lose and matchmaking struggles to find decent matches at the bottom so it puts people 1/2 ranks over (D rank fighting high Cs and high Bs, and I don't win.)

>versus....
>yuel
alt f4

>>543412352
who are you playing? learn the cheap shit for them and crutch on it while getting a feel for fighting games

>>543403506
>the sheep with the float
oh my goodness gracious

>>543412352
anon i hate to tell you this but there is basically no difference between the low ranks. stop playing ranked and play in the lobbies or ask someone to play in a room until you get a better grip on the game. this will help you way more than waiting for endless first to twos.

>>543403640
worst part is somehow he was actually getting matches, it was just taking a bit

>>543411147
you have to 22M immediately after the second bounce and jL as soon as you can

>>543412753
Noted. Even if the one time I played in lobbies I got slaughtered so bad I thought "hey, maybe matchmaking is the way to go". Seems pointless either way.
>>543412572
No character feels good to play, so I don't have a main. I've seen tiny success as Seox, but I haven't won a match.

>>543413135
you gotta find someone with a low rank in the lobby or ask someone in here to sandbag for you. alternatively... one of the discords.

>oh woe is me, this character is so minus!
Yes, I'm not over this.

>>543412352
>Can't find a character who gets priority since if I push a button, it's 50%
I have the character for you

>>543413135
if you're in the lobby or a room you gotta say "I'm new and trying to learn" or something because the default assumption is to just play a character you're deeply intimate with and fucking murder your opponent
nier avatars probably won't play nice but most people will be understanding and put a power limiter (some character they've never touched) on without just straight up sandbagging
in general if you're struggling to even find a character I'd say to just rotate around and focus on BCing on defense, antiairing with 2H whenever they jump (completely universal), and running whatever your character's cheap shit is on offense until you find someone who really clicks. which requires a little research but it's the fast track to having fun and if you're not having fun you're just never gonna learn anything

>>543412352
go to lobby, you'll find more lower level players

>>543413924
I read the filename as Katalina_Ponytail and now I'm wondering why the fuck that character doesn't just have a ponytail

>>543413135
Are people mashing on you? 2B might be for you, unironically. She's easy to use. She plays pretty differently from everyone and she forces the opponent to stop aping op defense

no one ever played nice with me when i was new why should i place nice with some new guy

>>543414384
I wouldn't recommend 2B for anybody learning the game unless they have zero interest in any other characters in the entire game because 2B doesn't play granblue she plays dbzf

>>543413868
>can't react to a move that takes 3/4 of a second to start up
try turn based games instead, those are more your speed

no one ever played nice with me when i was new why should i place nice with some new guy

text not green therefore you look like that and say that

when I get my hands on the motherfucker that put all the starch in anila's skirt I'm gonna wring the life outta him

Are all battle pass levels 800 points?

>>543414541
She actually plays DNF Duel.

>>543414876
yeah

2B plays with my dick

>>543414940
Thanks.

2B or not 2B

>>543413473
i keep trying to open the dustloop page for this character but its not there

>>543415209
Not 2B, Never 2B

>>543414597
Traditional Street Fighter (and therefore Granblue by extension) is a turn based game. Go play cookie clicker foxtard.

>>543415392
this chick could be fun in rising

>>543415392
Robomi's design is kookily
I'll take 2B any day of the week

>>543414541
He should just pick the character he enjoys. Nobody actually does the "I should pick a basic character so I learn the game better" bullshit.

>>543415309
Soon™

>>543414618
was this the dude who was giving his opponents laced lollipops.

>>543415209
That is the question!

>>543415632
she tanked that

>>543415470
Every char in this godforsaken game either looks or acts kookily anyway

>>543413931
>antiairing with 2H whenever they jump (completely universal)
Oh my god I can stop Galleon's thick thighs crushing my head from the air with this-

>>543415627
?

>>543415950
I just let it hit

Hilarious that Charlottards paid $5 for a fucking ponytail.

Desu... even the fucking Sheep is stronger than us now...

you'll pay $5 to see ilsa wearing jeans. shut up.

>>543416407
its tier whore season
kojicoco playing zooey
shinku playing meg
gamera playing sheep

I'd pay $5 to sniff Ilsa's seat

>my opponents pressure after a knock-down: airtight, immediate, purposeful, deadly
>my pressure after a knock-down: mashed out
Do I really need to lab to 66L after knocking someone down? My opponent's pressure always feels endless while I get mashed out on anything.

>half as many active players as FighterZ
welp, back to being a glorified discord fighter.

>>543416232
Real

>>543416853
Thank Mr.Peg.

>boot up fighterz
>40 minutes for a match
>this isn't hyperbole
>boot up granblue
>match within 15 seconds

>>543400551
>gonna play some SF6
LMAO

>>543417198
Discord fighters > south-american fighters

/gbvsg/... I come to you to deliver a vision of what will come to pass should you continue along your current path...
>Ilsa patch eve
>You leap out of bed and eagerly check the patch notes
"Yes, this is the one. This patch will save Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising."
>Headline says "Systems update and major balance patch"
>66L: now no longer carries forward momentum. +5 frames of startup, added 2 recovery frames and an additional 2 on whiff. +0 on block
>BC: No counterhit properties. Launches the opponent fullscreen with a forced air tech
"Gosh! These changes look great already! Willickers, that's a LOT of characters being changed! The whole cast?!"
>In an attempt to reduce aggression and hostility we've made stages and maximum screen distance between characters wider and reduced corner carry in most combo routes. As well, we've dramatically reduced the effectiveness of gap-closing Ultimate skills.
"Holy smokes, this sounds great! W-wait a minute-"
>Metera, Katalina, Lancelot largely unchanged
>Lowain nerfed with compensation buffs that "highlight the zany nature of this fan-favorite character"
>Yuel, Vaseraga, Anila, Beatrix, Soriz, Seox and Wilnas completely dumpstered
>Vikala buffed to the moon
>"Nier's Death is no longer affected by BC"
>"Belial's usage has fallen off. We've adjusted parts of his kit to further bring out his trickster persona."
>2B gets even more unused moves enhanced to encourage their use
>The game is alive!
>with ZONERS. Meteras. Lowains. Vikalas. Ferries. Vanes. Cags. Fullscreen Niers, far as the eye can see. The system and general changes ensure they're never in any danger
>Oddly, Versusia is left out and bottom tier
>The only hero left standing against their tyranny is Lancelot. He's the only aggressive character that sees tournament play unless you want to root for a Belial
>Lurking in the wings behind this is a monster known as Ladiva, who loses to zoners but makes the game unplayable for anyone who isn't a zoner or in the Katalina family

not going to read another headcanon

i ain't reading that.... unless you paypal me 5 dollars.

>>543417329
That's the thing, Cap
I AM south american

I read that, I thought it was pretty interesting.

>>543417483
its a good patch

>>543415496
>Picked John Streets (Ryu)
>Can only play John Streets and John Streets derivatives minus Dan
BIGGEST FUCKING MISTAKE OF MY LIFE GOOD LORD DON'T DO IT

Pet the monkey

>>543417801
go post your garbage in gbfg

>>543417697
Good for you, sakura is cute.

>>543416417
It's really more like $5 to get rid of her horrific base costume. Look at this shit. Clamped feet, dumb hat, weird color scheme, it's just garbage.

Monkey will be relevant to this general next year.

>>543416417
>>543418152
This is so much better. Even with how GACHA it is it still looks way more like something an actual person would wear.

>>543418152
hey now, that color scheme is great
in fact, one of zeta's best colors is her ilsa reference

How do I cope with the fact that I can only play zonerfrauds?

>>543416232
I do this and everyone should do this too

>>543417801
one mans garbage is another mans treasure and this thread is full of treasure hunters

>>543418385
not him, it's a cool color scheme but it's weird for ilsa honestly
light ilsa's just a much better design for her as a character. granblue's fucking full of stuff like that though. base yuisis looks exactly 0% like what her story and character are like

>>543395183
no ones hitting this sequence

>>543418430
Pre strive Faust is so fucking cool, not every zoner is a faggot character

>>543418032
Shan't

>>543418625
>smartest 2 touch sloppa defender

>>543418625
>Round start jump-in
>Corner backdash out of grab
>GGs shake my hand
LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE UNLESS YOU HAVE THE GENE

>>543418618
nah, Ilsa is a high-ranking officer and her attire reflects that

>>543418808
>>543418949
Feel free to post a tournament, or even average play session in which rounds like that are the norm.

>>543418981
IT'S NOT A TWO SLOPPA BECAUSE GRAN DID SOMETHING SIMILAR BUT HIT ME WITH A cL STARTER INSTEAD OF A JUMP IN AND WITH A COUPLE OF FIREBALLS BEFORE!!!

>>543418430
the same way I cope with the fact that I'm only capable of winning with any game's designated big slow kill-em-in-two-hits-from-defensive-reads hatred magnet character
by doing it most of the time, but still wasting time trying to play characters like yuel who I just absolutely am not smart enough for

...
I remember buying acrylic keychains like these from aliexpress for 25cents lmao, this is the merch we got?

>>543418981
>post proof
And here we go again. See >>543397932
Not doing this dance again. You lost.

>>543419048
That's nice but you forgot the link.

Desu....get that man off our lawn

https://x.com/FGC_Gaba/status/1980120880023011781
Nevermind, I don't like Gabagool anymore.

>>543419053
>self felating foxtranny
not so subtle there lmao

>>543419223
Sex with both of those characters feet

>>543418981
>Some random clip of Nen Impact
Didn't say it was this game :^)

>>543419367
Why would ANYONE take a grapplerslopper's advice on learning matchups lm f a fucking o

>>543418808
>>543418949
>watch offline/online tourney streams&watch grandmaster ranked streams
>never seen this character show up once.
And I've never seen this character in my own ranked queue either. The sequence is not realistic.

Desu....get that cat off our lawn

>>543419373
no I just genuinely don't have the head to play rushdown. I never learned how
I couldn't play ragna to save my life either

serious question, is this Finishing Moves dude autistic? Why would someone obsess over Supers in every fucking fighting game?

>>543419048
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!1!!!!1

>>543419592
It's always
>watch
And not
>play
It's always these retard 0 gemmies Mastertards fellating the dunning kruger curve like it's Satyr's futa cock with the most retarded opinions ever.

>>543419367
What are people upset about?

>>543419367
gabagoo imma need you to post the yuel nazi edit you guys keep posting about. stop hogging the goods.

>>543419847
Feel free to post one of your own, high Master replays in which either you consistently 2-touch your opponent, or get 2-touched yourself.

>>543420034
See >>543419316

>>543419401
Do not feet the sex.

the lobby...

>>543420102
Are you genuinely retarded or just pretending you're unable to read?

>>543420102
>J-JUST TRUST ME BROOOOOOO
I won.

>>543420109
inject that shit straight into my veins

>>543420239
i gotta cook dinner and then myself

Don't cock the dinner

How can you form a team for the tourney in a completely anonymous environment like this?