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Touch Bloodstain: >>543413327

Turns out a windows update fixed my graphics card issue...I'm so retarded...

Revenant

connection error twice, what?

Replaying Elden Ring with an incant build where I don't allow myself to use catch flame, flame of frenzy, lightning spear or the various fireballs is incredibly janky. None of these other incants were made to be used in combat, the hitboxes are half the size they should be and the animation windups are twice as long as they should be.

>>543518139
i just keep being justified with blocking zorbshitter kek

>>543518734
prease use breed weapon

>>543518827
he gave it eventually, I'm just messing around.

>>543518734
Is bloodboon and the grannaq stuff not really good?

What's the etiquette when you get super lucky and get a Grafted blade?

I got one on my last one in the middle of day 2 as Duchess, and I know my Wylder was pissed at me for never giving it to him

>>543519038
finder's keeper, dont get baited by giving it away after u get decent stacks as they dont stay if u drop it

1/3 d5

>>543519038
it doesn't matter. the weapon itself is kinda shit unless you're building for ISA. The only thing that's good about it really is the passive and that's great on literally with no questions asked. You're fine for keeping it. It's finder's keepers.

>>543519038
The HP passive isn't that great anymore. But it's still an amazing STR weapon for raider/wylder. I'd give it to a class that can use it better than me, if not finders keepers.

>>543518827
But schizo anon how can you block me when you don't even play the game?

>>543519038
I've always assumed finder's keeper. and I don't see the point in getting pissed someone else gets it, it's a benefit to the team no matter what. ideally the person who needs hp gets it, but it's not that big of a deal.

GG ED CaliGODs, clean run

>>543518734
take the dragonmawpill

>>543520000
your ''builds'' fucking suck and no one likes playing with you. most people have you blocked keep coping

>>543520615
Lmao I thought I was the one who triggered that blast with some passive

>>543520615
deserved

>>543520000
digits of truth

have you hugged your daughter-wives today?

1/3
...
1/3
...
2/3
1/3
I saw you motherfucker

>>543520073
Almost got us with this scam frost pillar wth...
>>543520615
kek, I saw that

>>543520000
Quads of truth

Thank you for leaving the invader camp before I even had a chance to look at loot and leaving me to die
My fault for distracting the distracting the enemies in order to give you guys space to loot, next time i'll just grab whatever and piss off with no regard to anyone else

>>543520604
>most people have you blocked
Sorry schizo anon but if that were true I'd be getting matchmaking failed messages.

>>543521010
aura = farmed

>>543521068
keep up shitter

>>543520893
I hugged my girlfriend who is an adult and not related to me (11 year age gap tho)

>>543518840
I look like that and say that
>>543520893
Cute!

>>543521620
I look like that and say that

>>543520893
>tfw no husband to hug

>>543518840
I have the erdsteel dagger for when I'm completely out of FP.

>>543519037
I'm not rushing Mohgwyn. I only got to Altus, couldn't get beast claw earlier.

>>543520420
I've been trying to use all the shittier incants in the early-midgame, didn't even have the HP to safely use dragonmaw yet.

why am I not finding a game..

>>543518010
sexooooooooo

>Punchbird

That's a new one

it's sniping time bois

GG ED5 Bugs.
I had to get the door and was praying for them to not charge at me. As soon as I saw the red I left.

>>543523019
do not question the Piqfmeister

You two played like divorced husband and wife. Still triggered from previous run or something?

>>543524052
its complicated

>>543524052
kek, i was pretty tilted after that camp but this got a chuckle outa me

>>543524052
names?

>>543524501
Trish and Zorban

>tilting out in a game where you can bring it back from pretty much any mistake and level 12 is 90% as good as level 15
hysterical behavior, you should lift

>>543524616
lift these
*grabs your crotch*

>>543524501
terr and sludge merchant

>>543521132
>zorbjeet melty
kino

someone on /v/ made a thread complaining NR isn't a live service game

>>543524616
>translation: i am a retarded hardstuck D3 shitter who can't route
fixed it for you

I hate playing Ironeye though, I hate china

>>543518139
he's still doing this awful build? It literally has 0 merit to existing and doesn't even look fun.

>>543525107
>making up random shit to characterize someone saying something you don't like
also very hysterical, you should lift

>>543524616
Due to increasing one shot ranges the delta between 12 and 15 is actually significantly larger than it was before depths. 10% extra HP might save you from instant death.

>>543521132
doesn't work like that any more. i can literally see your MM queue flicker between 2/3 and 1/3 on stream when I'm queueing. not everyone who doesn't like your shitty builds isn't some crazy schizo.

>block zorban
>queue when his run is about to end
>suck up all the retards who jumped in the queue just to snipe him so i get a full lobby
thanks for the easy queues buddy

>>543525424
Schizo anon that's just the queue display being broken. That 2/3 player is still there. I tested this on stream with Ace.
You'd know about this if you played the game.

please don't argue friends

>>543521416
And other things that definitely didn’t happen
>>543522006
This is true
>>543525030
It’s not?

>>543525309
>admits to the thread you're a shit player
>gets called a shit player
>"wh-why is this happening to me?!"
retard

>>543525568
nah. can literally see it. i play and have you blocked and see it flicker. take your meds freak

>>543525567
I've been doing the same lol

>>543525760
Any more things you want to be telling that shit player you made up in your head? Let it all out bud

>>543525567
holy based

this is a pretty good summary of my nightlord experience with randos (sorry about the fps)
I'm literally 500 points away from going back to d3 this is insane, where are all those chinese cheaters you guys keep mentioning

zorbtroon xisters....we're losing the narrative....

>>543525372
it isn't that significant. I would still say its 85-90% as good as max level. look at the actual character stats.

>>543526089
bro you are playing ironeye, if you lose under any circumstance then you deserve to be depth 1 forever

if you block the zorbster you're just envious of his manly voice, impeccable gameplay and smooth talking nature

>>543526171
The difference between dying in one hit and not dying in one hit is larger than any stats would imply.

>>543526089
>where are all those chinese cheaters you guys keep mentioning
in d4/d5

>>543526249
he talks and sounds like an actual lgbtq ally shitlib redditor.
i mean he sure is one considering he refers to that fat tranny ERPer as "her"

>>543526490
Most of them dropped the game actually. The banwaves were starting to get sent out for modified game files.
A bunch of the sisters got hit with it.

The game will up and kick you if it detects altered files now.

>>543526246
oh fuck off, my teammates are already 3bar'd by the time we get the boss to 70% hp
the moment I 1bar it's joever, it's bound to happen sooner or later

Now that Daddy-Hubby anon went full mask off pedophile mode should we report him to the FBI or something?

>>543526626
That's good, but I hope they never actually action alt+f4ing out of the char select. At least not before they fix ED dog frame traps

>we
>us
go back

>>543525764
I'm afraid not schizo. The block hasn't changed. I blocked Trish and recently got that matchmaking failed message like 2 days ago so it hasn't changed.
Which again, you would know if you played the game.

>>543526785
nobody in the government cares about drawn porn unless it's mixed in with the real thing

internet forma de Latam made me not even able to see libra merchant, game was unplayable after red bbh

>>543526785
don't worry i've already done that
sent a couple of screenshots of his posts along with a link to his steam profile so they can track him down, and i also explained everything in report (what's erg, who he is etc)

>>543526626
I like the sisters of battle

>>543526932
wrong and retarded

>>543526932
We know that IS how it works because sneedterrarian tries to mess up the queue like that and it never works anymore.
He simply never sees us and we never see him now.

>>543527204
no u

>>543527224
Well I've got it happening on stream. What does matchmaking failed mean when you get the message before entering character selection

1/3 for 10 mins

>>543525963
>lack of a rebuttal
you lost

>>543527461
STFU retard

>>543527461
I'm gooning right now, queueing in approximately 45 mins!

>>543527380
It means the matchmaking failed. Anon, we have a faggot stalker that tries to ruin our games all the time and no one has seen him in their queue for multiple updates in a row now WHILE he is sitting in the thread shitposting.

He's been excised and doesn't exist in our games anymore. Blocking his steam is how people did that.
Stop concern trolling when we deal with this faggot on the daily.

>>543527545
>concern trolling
I don't think you know what that means.

I'm still not convinced.

>>543526089
idk man I got a good amount in D3 and 4. I hate randos in this game.

>>543527461
aren't you an illegal immigrant? no thanks

>>543527707
this is a possible relic setup, he can just be lucky

>>543527707
What the fuck are these random ass cheated effects are you serious

Out of the 8 chars which one makes you go "Please Lord pick literally anyone else"? Every D5 Revenant so far has been a coin toss.

>>543527923
You think ANY of that is random? Lol I miss being a summer babb.

>>543528097
guardian
except when i play it
because i think i've been doing a pretty acceptable job playing guardian recently....

https://www.tiktok.com/@abyssalmaiden/video/7549721237547683094
That bird that I hate

>>543528104
ESL-kun he's not saying those relics are legit.

>>543527501
>no real argument
I accept your concussion.

i am queuing

>>543528205
kill yourself zorjeet

>>543528097
Guardian easily.
Duchess players are either godlike or floorhugging retards with 0 in between
Revenants are fine but too many of them have taken le ebin meme build pill and go for fists or bows so shit is unplayable even though incant Rev is still fine

>>543528421
not zorban

>>543528251
Why do you think I'm talking about legitimacy when I used the word random? Why do esl second years always do this to native speakers.
>>543528421
uh oh rusky!

>>543528295
silence foid

That was pretty close cold dragon.

gg dragon. i was gonna be so mad if we lost. i used a starlight shard 3 miles away then got combo'd by that stupid 360 spin/projectile bullshit

>>543528521
i am male

>>543527707
this isn't even a good build despite the cheated curses, just slapped as many "good" effects he could think of together.

>>543527816
now that's more like it. this guy was probably the better player.

>>543528104
Dude use your brain for a moment, most of those cheated effects are completely retarded for revenant. I shouldn't have to explain to you why

hold on guys my cocktail is almost done

>>543528679
>now that's more like it. this guy was probably the better player.
They were both ABYSMALLY ass. One of them was chinese and I told him to kill himself on his steam profile

>>543528726
lol k. Which one is retarded to you lol?

gg dragon, sorry for jobbing to the death rite bird and the easiest caligo attacks, I kept mistiming every dodge

>>543528097
>duchess
will either carry or die repeatedly and be a detriment to the team

>recluse
most prone to tilt

>revenant
literally 100% dependant on rng, can carry or shit their pants

>ironeye
usually shitters but they're incredibly useful just by poisoning stuff and applying mark

>guardian
pretty useless though i don't mind having one on the team

>executor
2nd most prone to tilt, but usually decent

>raider
will die repeatedly and 3bar often but is usually a good teammate and stance breaks are nice

>wylder
most stable players, rarely see a wylder shitting their pants

>>543528850
I'm not falling for this bait
Go away

CUNNY

gg dragon/horse/goat or whichever boss you want to change topic using. It was a close run.

>>543528870
in my experience with randos wylders are the most likely to have god awful routing.

>>543528620
YWNBAM

>>543528870
revenant should start with discus of light

>>543529197
uh oh melty

>>543529321
kek, good one anon

>>543529202
My routing is pretty good but sometimes I don't have time to look at peoples relic at the start of a match and then forget to route for casterslop or mineslop

>>543529417
i like to ping x and then ping a nearby mine then immediately ping x again
that way it kind of tells people we're going here
but i'm going to the mine
so you should keep going to x

gg ergcord bbc sissy hypno session, we really sucked that black dildo well

>>543529343
No it was a good game post. You can tell because anons are posting a gg with no screenshot.
If you want to see a melty we can do that doe.

>>543528859
thats why i pinged the nearby grace first, i dont even want to imagine how much worse that fight wouldve been if i hadnt refilled my fp

>>543529542
Unless I have a boss weakness purple already in my inventory I like having a stone anyway

>>543529321
>Women
>Playing videogames

>>543529321
no I don't think having a rotting axewound that bleeds every now and then can be considered a vagina

>>543527707
>cheat your shit into the absolute best setup you can think of
>waste slots with shit like faith+3 or mind+3 and dormant seals
Remember: there's a reason these retards cheat

>>543529663
it's more likely than you think

>>543529248
>Revenant should start with the best holy spell in the game

No???

>>543530026
girls arent video games

why are revtroons like this?

>>543528097
Raider, not even a contest

>>543530105
yes....

>>543530256
estrogen fried their brains

>>543530256
google what ssri abuse does to the brain.

>>543530256
Can you post the one of me jobbing to demi-humans?
Its a classic

>>543530213
you're not wrong

>>543529248
>>543530105
She should start with some absolute shit spell like flame sling or bloodflame talon

Nah...das DOGSHIT Gremlin...

When are Fromsoft going to ditch their trash engine and finally start building games on Unreal Engine?
I speak for the greater souls community and it is tiring trying to introduce friends to the games, and watch their eyes go dim when they find out that it isn't running on Unreal or Unity.
Think Fromsoft is shooting themselves in the foot for not embracing industry trends and being so ridged in their literal game design systems.

>>543528097
>Wylder
Total wild card. Some of the best players I've ever seen and some of the worst.
>Duchess
100% dogshit every run. Totally useless. Probably the one character I hate seeing the most.
>Recluse
They go down every 10 seconds, but at least they do damage briefly. More than I can say about most of these other classes.
>Raider
Will do absolutely nothing, but usually doesn't die right away.
>Revenant
Only anime trannies play her, so usually they are pretty decent despite the character being shit.
>Executor
They do nothing every run, but they use their ult to save us a few times.
>Ironeye
Probably the only consistently decent character. Even bad players do okay on him.
>Guardian
Totally useless. No damage. All they do is guard the air.

>>543530615
wrath of gold is pretty bad

ergs faggiest tranny rape victim and groomer getting raped to death by fulghors massive horse cock kek.

>>543530615
Her starter fingerbangers are perfect trash for what she should be. Rejecting is actually decent with family (still trash but its starter trash) and the heal would be better as hp regen but the heal effect is great anti-royal tech.

raider can work in depths but i dont think raider mains have learned how to actually play the game yet.

>>543530932
I've been doing fine with fist discovery.

>>543530932
Everyone in depths has learned to play the game already.

>>543531040
BASED FISTTARD

>>543530841
not the real mush

>>543530932
The only way to play Raider is to use a weapon type that doesn't get changed to his fucking horrible moveset

>>543531040
>fist discovery
discover this

>>543531119
It was on zorbshitter's stream. Xhe is the real mushjeet.

>>543530932
All raiders going into the depths must make the choice, Fists or Greatbows?

>>543531148
He has a good initial R1 and running R2 desu

>>543526994
el numbre 2

>>543531214
>sneedger, the impersonator supreme, is saying so and so is the real one
kek okay bud

>>543531274
why would you say that?

>>543531214
Mush hasn't played for awhile

>>543528097
Guardian anyone saying otherwise is retarded.

>>543531425
Not you, an image counts as a capital letter

>>543531512
FAGGOT

queueu for the FUCKING videogasme this shit is dead as fuck

erg pass raiders are all memers with meme build like greatbow caster raider or isa spam

Me when someone pings a full HP negation
https://x.com/nomianims/status/1980071290112524656

>>543531651
Block dingle and zorban and optionally bjark (he is a good player but he does do those meme builds sometimes)

>>543531621
nah DOGSHIT ZORBAN is queuing

>>543531979
Why?

>>543531943
Haven't had to block anyone since the sneedger thing. Meme builds are weak but they still kill the boss fine.

1/3 for more than 5 minutes, I'm gonna queue with randos.

>>543531119
>>543531295
>>543531439
>I-it's not the real mush!!! You're just the boogeyman in my head!! It's not real no NO NO PLEAS-ACK!
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2574898943?t=01h25m04s

>>543531512
Weird cope
>>543530783
>>543529663
>>543529671
True

>>543532523
oh dear

>>543528073
All women present themselves to me like this btw
>>543527063
They’re too good for this shithole don’t post them again
>>543526514
You hit the nail on the head here

>>543532523
Holy shit dude you completely blew out the duotroon apologist's asshole with this one, well done

>>543532523
Mush sucks but that's not him unless it's awhile ago he's been playing Digimon

Thoughts? What could I realistically improve?

>>543533089
>greatsword follow up
im not helping a D3 shitter

>>543531943
>bjark
i do the ISA wylder colossal meme build. I honestly think it's fine, albeit a bit boring. With a colossal weapon you're doing anywhere from 700 to 1200 damage R1s against Nightlords.
I have been playing Guardian lately tho. Use a great bow sidearm for Rain of Arrows on big bosses which shreds em', minor utiltiy, otherwise I generally 2h a colossal and cast whack. It's fun. I've come to find that you can really only take it for Augur, Adel, Pests, and Caligo tho. Anything else is turbo griefing.

gg giga libra

ggs ED libra
suprised we had time for all that
pest threads loses to anyone with a shield since the stagger recovery time is faster than a 2nd cast

>>543533795
im not reading all that

>>543533089
Drop third relic. Fiery follow up is mid and partial +0 is inferior to partial +1/+2 which both stack with each other (but not with +0). And the +3 mind is obviously not doing anything important.
>>543533795
Didn't you cheat your ISA relics in?

nightmare squad

>>543533878
cc is it true that you're a cute girl?

>>543533795
you lied about getting cheated relics legitimately so we dont give a shit what you say

>>543534028
threadtism aside they're both good players

>>543533878
very nice start too

>>543534142
I don't like terr and the 2nd guy is a confirmed pedophile

>>543533089
please remove greatsword followup. it adds a whopping +12 damage to your attacks while also turbofucking Freeze on enemies (overall +20% damage received) as well as dicking over Recluses.
>>543533903
that's ok!! nobody is making you!!
>>543533959
i deleted those a long time ago when I was informed they were illegal in the sense they had overlapping lines ya, haven't mucked with it since

>>543534142
>>543534028
I love terr AND my daughter-wives

>>543532270
The password isnt to play the game its to clique up and be dramatic fags about everything. You fucking shitters are retarded niggers and i hope we all die.

>>543534091
i am male.

>>543534028
Notice how everyone but terr said gg? Truly the biggest fag in /erg/. Actual quiet kid who sits alone during lunch behavior.

>>543533089
Earring
Evergaols
Night Invaders
Stop overcomplicating it

>>543534145
>3 church bottom
Before depths that seed showed up all the fucking time. Now I don't think i've seen it but once.

>>543534347
I am NOT wearing an earring, do I look like a sissy faggot to you?

>>543534337
You seem upset. Gonna cry?

>>543533089
Defeating Enemies +0 and +1 gives you full charge in 8 kill and an uncharged ult (from 30%) in 6 kills. Deep has jack shit damage buffs anyway for physical characters you might as well put them on and have some fun.

>>543534470
>sissy faggot
more like siscon faggot haha

Ironeye and Wylder mains, explain?

>>543534709
fags get the rope

>>543534709
friend get some ice cream!

>>543534813
To tie them up so you can suck them even harder. Smart.

shit wylder

>>543534470
are you the same buttboy that spent an entire thread arguing that the earring is shit because you should have "perfect" relics by now (then)

>>543534273
>please remove greatsword followup.
I have this on my wylder build, not because it's optimal, but because it looks cool as fuck.

Nightfarers to play for this feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlUMmlvVTwI

a d3GAWD just entered the queue

>>543535071
The fiery followup is also a decent movement option

>>543535290
are you insight99

>>543533903
>>543534139
>>543533959
>jewish liar
>fat
>tranny
>complains about slurs (redditor)
>porn addicted
>spams AI slop
truly a failure of a human being

>>543535030
There's a case for that in base mode, but for Depths mode you should probably be double dipping in Gaols and Invaders which usually leaves you with only one extra slot unless you have +1 and/or Lava with Gaols/Invaders

>>543535185
recluse and you know it.

>>543535071
It's not that bad but it's really committal and people usually doesn't use it right.

>>543535351
You replid to me when I wasn't even talking about porn or trans folk

>>543535541
You can't use it wrong lol. Every button press is committal.

>>543535429
yep, time to fap

>>543535641
its just supposed to be a mob clearer and extra stagger button. the fire does basically nothing.

I require this Wylder skin NOW

>>543535625
He was referring to xhe bjarktroon.

why
how

>>543535647
Don't cum

>>543536006
try and stop me

>>543535429
Recluse mains is this true?

gg fish

>>543533075
It was from a month ago retard

that fat assed pastel pink melanin bitch in the new pokemon game makes me think of recluse

gg big fish, that went quite well

>>543535823
I think people use it to hit things with they don't care much about the fire.

thank you for cancelling augur i just got done with that gay shit

>>543536524
Smoothest jellyfish run I've had in a while, last one was just people getting one tapped by the tackle over and over

>>543536146
Which Recluse mains are left?

Affinity damage improved with melee duchess
Yay or nay?

>>543536617
We don't have any female recluse mains. only sludge merchant is left.

>>543536343
Oh ok

>>543536703
Feels kinda middy on melee characters but I mean it does buff any split damage and weapon arts so sure

>>543536617
I think spirit and sludge are the only two who still main her, I only pull her out if I feel like getting a free lazy win.

>>543536718
Who is now a female Recluse main after playing her for so long

>>543534142
Nta but I have nothing but bad experiences with terr

>>543536703
I mean the great thing with affinity is that it buffs spells and melee, so it doesn't mesh as well with melee only duchess
Still decent tho

>>543536703
I run affinity Wylder with the +FTH/+INT relic and it works great, I imagine it works very well on Duchess.

>hit fulg*or two times with a lightning weapon
>it doesnt break his faggotry
what the friiiiiiiiiiiiiig

>>543537181
you can get 550 murk doever beitn'tly m'lady sama desu

>>543537117
If he's sparking with electricity still you can't use them to break the lightning, you need to poise break him, use charge attacks.

>>543537117
when you break it with lightning it puts a debuff on him. if he casts the spell again with it already on him, it doesnt debuff him again and you have to just poise break him or some dumb shit like that

Does most of erg block Zorban? Looks like it from how these threads read.

>>543537520
Keep in mind most block talk is from the resident schizo samefagging all over the place

>>543526940
and thank god for that
>>543528227
i look like that

>>543521416
Are you 20 and her 31? Hot

>>543537520
I personally have him blocked

>>543537591
The only schizo here is the guy saying "zorbjeet" over and over. Like it or not there's a good amount of people here who do not like your meme builds.

i miss him so much...

>>543537520
Nah he's decent. If you block anyone who isn't an S tier player there's a good chance the shitter being carried is in fact you

>>543537520
Most is a stretch. There's a few that blocked him sure, but you can see he's in a lot of few gg photos when he's not streaming.

>>543537520
Most of that type of discourse is from some guy that calls everyone jeet that is really upset anons won't play with him anymore.

>>543537780
Who?

>>543538137
terr

>>543528780
no one needs to know about the cocks you suck

>>543537628
Why would that be hot?

>>543529180
THIS!!!!
>>543534306
Terrjeet hates you though
>>543534709
All Ironeyes are effeminate sissies seems pretty self explanatory

>>543530932
>>543531040
I'm doing the same thing, fist weps are just the best str weps. Generally anything with a double hit charged attack that isn't absurdly slow will do though, stuff like the godskin stitcher or even that bird straight sword are excellent options. People keep saying "oh but if you trade you lose 90% of your hp" well then don't trade without negation up? Limit the hits to hits you can regen with post-damage recovery. Don't know what to say other than skill issue.

>>543531074
I'm watching people play trios and no they absolutely have not. None of the shit people do in trios would let you succeed in solos, and especially not in duos
Trios are just so goddamn lenient. People just spamming spells and getting oneshot but it's fine, someone will res. People literally win them with 10x 3 bars on the team. Aggro mechanics and gigantic boss arenas make it a tad too easy to revive, so you can kinda suck, so long as your run goes ok you guarantee the night boss kill.

>>543536352
Right? You just know she swallows gallons of cum from Thick Alabaster Poles

>>543538486
They are in depths though so they objectively know how to play the game. Maybe not well but you are always overreacting when you cry someone doesn't know what they are doing while they are in high depth.

>>543538486
Hit trading in DoN seems insanely bad and retarded even if you can survive it, at least for anything besides raider punch

>>543538737
made for getting bleached

>>543538737
Looks like retarded DEI nigger slop don't post this garbage here again

>>543537628
It ain’t true buddy relax
>>543537760
How is “Zorbjeet” schizo? What?

>>543538795
obviously people aren't being literal. you're fucking stupid.

>>543538795
Really not the case for multiple reasons
>can get carried by lenient revive mechanics
>can get carried by cheaters
>can get carried by just playing passive and reviving others with a less likely to be targetted
none of this means you're actually good at fighting enemies, which is what raider requires (which was the origin of this reply chain)

>>543538737
I want to look like that. What's some good body paint?

>>543538964
This could all apply to the same anon complaining. It isn't worth crying about your teammates in a coop game where you are in the same skill tier as them.

>>543538838
I trade hits all the time you just can't do it without negation up for big hits. If you never find negation then yeah you're a slightly worse wylder but the huge stam restore and excellent stagger on many bosses on the stomp is still good value. Plus the totem is underrated for very niche applications but I won't deny it's one of the worst ults overall, in most scenarios

>>543539106
>rangetard dying 20 times in one fight vs melee player dying 0 times
>HURR DURR YOU MUST BE THE SAME SKILL LEVEL BECAUSE YOU'RE IN THE SAME MATCH
kys retard

>>543539106
>where you are in the same skill tier
The depth rank does not reflect skill whatsoever, is what I'm telling you. You can't keep saying
>okay maybe skill doesn't matter to rank in depths
>but have you considered you're the same rank as them? hmmm? must mean you're the same skill as them hmmmm????
Like no we just established it doesn't mean that, try to keep up. Absolute retarded shitters who dont know how to play can be in D5. This doesn't mean anyone else is as good as them, it means the ranks don't matter.

>>543539190
>>543539334
Whats with the anger?

meh
anyway wyldjeet dont hog 3 different damage negation on full hp passives next game

i hate when enemies look at one person during a wind up then switch aggro to me during the actual attack
nice try

What anon says is true. I am the same skill level as cc.

>>543539613
Jeet?

>>543539562
you threw the chair nigger, you can't whine about people kicking your ass afterwards

Why do you guys all say jeet so much? Is that like some cool 4chan version of yeet?

Sorry guys, that was my first time in Depth 5 and I suck at Heolstor.

first time raider in 3 months I'm already sorry for you two

>>543539973
just had my streak broken so don't feel bad

>>543539774
Sorry you took it so badly then.

GG bugs, shame we choked at the nightlord I waas sweating so hard vs DTS

>>543540129
Sorry you thought your passive aggressive little gotcha remarks are witty, most people see through this shit and, because they're not women like you, respond to the message, not the tone

>>543539832
Seems to be a nervous tick from an autist when he gets triggered. You'll see him do that and doe a lot when he gets antsy. It's gotta be some sort of untreated condition.

>>543538445
You could do mommy roleplay and be breastfed by her

>>543537520
I play with him but I also dread playing with him

>>543540543
I hate jeets as much as the next guy but at this point when someone brings it up out of nowehre it's a tell that person is brown. It's like the only thing a mexican or philippino can punch down to, because they can't say "subhuman" or "shitskin" for obvious reasons

>>543540530
No aggression anon I'm genuinely sorry I only tried to calm your temper by saying it isn't worth getting mad over. I had no idea it was going to make you pop off like that it's my fault.

>>543539671
cc is b tier

@terr can i add you on steam?

>>543540767
I already called you out on the passive aggressive woman shit, why do you double down?

>>543540530
>not a woman like you
spergs like a little bitch

>>543540543
Locked in Jeet Syndrome. Many cases.

Sorry for choking vs bugs I had to take a call and made bad choices from the wending

>>543540874
I know, I'm sorry for causing that.
>>543540932
The Infinite Hitler Syndrome of asia.

>>543540869
even doe you're dogshit

>>543540372
>>543540984
>incredibly questionable routing
>didn't help with the mine we were literally on top of that i pinged, red troll that i had no bleed or anything for
>dumbshit ice dragon didn't teleport and roared which killed me on the trek up
>spent 40 minutes fighting a red royal revenant without a heal seal at level 7 that margott spawned on
>actual 0 negation, not even an on charged attacks
if i had a purple bow and we went to the second invader camp instead of spending half an hour on a red royal rev bugs would've been dead by the time we all died
>well why didn't you lead?
i do most runs i do
lots of things went wrong that run, if that had been ED bugs we wouldn't have even stood a chance lmao none of us had any damage

>>543541048
That's why i need to get carried buy you doe?

CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG

>>543528097
obviously guardian, but also revenant if the boss is resistant to fire/lightning, and duchess/recluse if the boss is resistant to magic

869
go ahead

Stop saying "doe"
Either write out "though" or shorten it to "tho"
There is more space between d and e and o than there is between t and h and o, you have to move your finger more for doe, it's making it shorter with no actual benefit, esspecially in the order that you type both

even doe youre not me 204

>>543532523
>Getting Nok
>Getting the easiest boss in the game
>Somehow fucking up a Nok map and fighting the night lord at lvl 12
HOW?!

>>543541096
Holy shit I thought you were the first guy. Please never lead or think you’re the leader, you were dogshit and ruined the entire run. Can’t believe you had the audacity to write this shit you stupid cunt

>>543541193
Classic all caps anon trying not make everyone get along. No sorry, as long as lowercase anons exist, we can never have peace.

>>543538737
>no wide nose or huge lips

BLACK PEOPLE ARE NOT JUST WHITE PEOPLE WITH DARK SKIN

>get a weapon with magma on charge atk for caligo
>it's a giant crusher
>but im playing raider
fuck man

>>543541096
The dragon didn’t teleport because you hit it

>>543540637
A 20-year-old can breastfeed too

>>543521416
Why did you groom your gf anon?

>>543541556
Is the Recluse actually black? I thought she was the same race as those miner stone gael bosses.

am i the only one who finds commander oneill or whatever hes called in NR to be hard as fuck in d5?

>>543541096
no offense but you were the one who tanked the whole run. if you had just followed us instead of dying in the mines over and over we all would've been level 14 at least instead of two lvl 13s and a lvl 12.

>>543541802
He's hard on normal runs too

>>543541802
carry a bewitching branch, the twin sword phantom will solo the boss

>>543541746
>miner stone gael bosses
the Alabaster lords?
those are alien niggah
she's kinda like a drow without the ears, she's not a real blackie.

>>543541096
You are BY FAR the worst player here.

>>543541746
>>543541556
god forbid a fantasy game has fantasy people

>>543541802
If you don't have good range damage or a bewitching branch, he's very hard. His aoe moves dick over melee and he can change targets mid air with his kick. If you don't have good stagger, the knights combo ranged characters easily forcing them to run instead of fight. You also can't status the knights making them a pain for certain builds. If anyone goes down it's hard to get them up without ranged reviving or an ult. He's a hard fight.

>>543541775
To this day the only souls like with good bow combat.

>>543541301
It’s a meme buddy it’s just one brown autist who’s ram it into the ground because they can’t fathom savoring something or comedic timing.

>>543541830
The stat differences between 13 and 15 don't really matter and incredibly rarely changes any outcome of the game.

>>543541746
She’s not black. Her only commonality with real life blacks is dark skin and I don’t think I need to explain they aren’t the only ones with that phenotype.

>>543542304
It still makes me mad, this is nonsense

>>543541802
He was a dickhead in ER and he's a dickhead here

>>543541775
You're doing a lot of damage therefore you didn't actually beat it.

>>543542057
who is that

>>543542518
Dis boy aint got two hands doe

>>543538737
hot image which triggered a terrjeet meltdown please post more several times each thread

>>543542683
kekseeker frampt

>>543542468
Who else has that phenotype?

>>543542690
I dont type like a baby holding an ipad watching brainrot elsa videos

>>543542803
I crown you king of the mentally ill losers.

>>543542727
Second this even though we don't need chocolate to make him meltdown.

>>543541802
If you know he can spawn, pick up
>a colossal
>a bewitching branch
>a WA that flattens or otherwise stunlocks banished knights

all of these things trivialize it because they deal with banished knights so well

>>543540543
>>543540713
>>543540932
>two minutes apart

>>543538737
this is in pokemon?
damn, kid me would have been masturbating so hard to this

>>543542683
I just told you who he is, THE WORST ERG PLAYER. We all know his name.

>>543542898
Heavy is the head that wears the crown

>>543541641
I want to breastfeed from Madison's breast

duchess > revenant > recluse

>>543543408
Revenant > Recluse >>>>> Duchess

>>543543397
Kill yourself

dying when im not supposed to die makes me upset, how do i prevent this?

>>543543532
How old are you?

>>543543665
Blame your teammates, it's their fault

>>543543665
Masturbate

>>543543769
Dont

>>543543665
git gud

>>543543665
https://www.camh.ca/en/health-info/mental-illness-and-addiction-index/cognitive-behavioural-therapy

>>543541556
This is anime design. Neither white, black, yellow etc people are depicted accurately.

>>543543665
Slam your desk

>>543543825
Bitch

you still haven't added me

>>543543665
Take it out on me. Posture break me.

>>543543714
You shouldn't breastfeed directly from it if you're not the baby, spit gets absorbed by the nipple and body adjusts production and what it needs to put in the milk based on what deficiencies and vitamins that the baby needs from their spit, it could hurt baby to mess up the production by drinking from it as an adult because you'll send wrong signals and could cause the actual baby that needs the milk to not die to not get the right nutrients it needs or too much of others

>>543543665
Real talk - be petty to your team and refuse to help in the next fight. It won't be their fault so you'll feel immense shame about 3 seconds in and charge in determined to do better.
Repeat this cycle if you die again. Eventually you won't be dying and you'll be filled with huge guts.

>>543542772
Indians, Abbos, some Arabs

>>543543193
>inspect element

>>543544163
how's that work with bottling

>>543544163
That doesn't answer my question

>>543544163
Raping Madison and knocking her up then sucking on her tits to mess up her milk for her babby

>>543542568
yeah that spell for some reason does way more damage than everything else at this level (it's a boss spell) and I finished one of the optional areas early so I'm a bit overleveled

>>543541830
if someone needs an upgrade stone then they need an upgrade stone. I would rather have someone ping it and suck up 20 seconds of our time than them end up at the spirit shelter with blue slop. The real annoying shit is
>we ping a boss
>3rd person fucks off into mines
>we kill the boss way slower
>they finally come out of the mines to get the rewards
>now me and/or the 2nd teammate go into the mines to collect the stone
Just don't be faggy.

>>543544840
Stop flirting with her

Every time I don't baby my teammates shit hits the fan. Very sad!

>>543544929
too many people dont understand that just being together is not only a force multiplier, it also makes sure nobody ever needs to retread a path

I cringed too, don't worry.

>>543541383
I mean you should just ping if you don't like someone else's route. I would rather have a momentary split than re-enforce dogshit routing as long as you're actually intending on grouping back up and not pulling a terr where you just fuck off for most of the game

ggs ED horse
what a game

>>543545268
>level 11
you guys suck

>>543544982
It's not flirting, it's threatening

>>543545268
That game was fucking terrible and it was absolutely nobody's fault, what were those POI placements and those boss spawns? Felt like trying to find water in the desert.

every single loss is always my fault i deserve endless torture

>>543545268
let me guess, night invaders trainwreck on day 1?

>kill scarab
>talisman is perfect for teammate but not me
>pick it up instead of ping it out in this forest
>drop it at their feet and ping it there for them
I do this on day 1 and you should too

>>543545390
To be fair that raider...
t. raider

>>543545268
Tide is so fucking good at the game and cool and shit

>>543545343
If they did it at a lower level and (likely) worse loot than expected then how are they bad?

miscarry maddy sitting in a tree
c-u-t-t-i-n-g.
first comes blood
then comes miscarriage
then youre left with just an empty baby carriage

>>543545441
invaders trainwreck on day 2

I completed 100 games of DoN and I still have literally never seen Heolstor. I'm not joking, I've literally not seen him once.
I'm so fucking afraid, the moment I get him I'm gonna 3 bar instantly. I don't remember anything about this fight.

>>543545484
It's insane how much worse than average I've been all day, and I'm usually really fucking bad lmao

>>543545447
>pick up one of the arrow talismans for ironeye or caster talismans for casters
>drop it in front of them
>they wiggle around and drop a talisman
>its the same one

>>543545632
Sex with Tide to make him feel better

no one queueing rn?

>>543545747
New friend just invited you to play bows with him

>>543545498
because it's fucking fulghor he's the easiest nightlord
the reason they suck is because they messed up on day 1 and 2

>>543545632
I remember you being goated.

I just re-darkened the RTH

>>543545394
This but unironically. I feel like every mistake I make is entirely my fault.
>>543545503
You need to learn to write better.

can someone post tide's 3 bar im too lazy

>>543545960
name for the block list?

>>543545898
>he's the easiest nightlord
That would be Adel.
>>543545747
Check your teammates' inventories before picking a talisman. You can do it while going up the stairs.

>>543546072
Can someone post this anon's 3bar? I'm too lazy.

>>543546220
>xhe thinks fulghor is harder than adel
hardstuck d3 mindset

>>543546220
I'm trash at the game and I can no hit fulghor. Can't do that with any other boss he's the easiest by a mile.

>>543546426
You can just sprint into Adel and avoid most of his moves. You can't do that with Fulghor and Adel doesn't have any weird delay that could catch you off-guard.

Fulghor's dumbass quickdraw arrow shot is worse than the entire Adel fight

>>543546540
i'm the total opposite lmao
i cant consistently no hit adel, ED or normal form it doesn't matter. meanwhile i still fuck up fulghor sometimes

>>543546691
You can jump it if you're far away and if you're close enough you can walk towards him and it'll miss.

You can stick to fulgors ass and he's safe to punish for 99% of his moves other than the ED twin blade combo which you can just sprint away from
ranged sissies don't know this

>>543542727
>>543538904
>>543543012
>>543542910
Good goyim. Keep thinking about race mixing. The white race doesn't matter anymore. Your children must look like disgusting mutt goblins.

>>543547013
i'm black though

>>543546052
nervestruck?

it's a MOOOOOOOOOOON
i got dad dicked on the ass edge of his gold land aoe, didn't even look like i was in it. madge

>>543546052
go cry about your dead baby and cut yourself some more

>>543545231
We went together and did ping, you wanted your purple greatbow, you were the one splitting

>>543547598
that's not me

>want to do a new dex playthrough
>start game burn out in like 10 seconds because I want to use backhand blades from the DLC as I never used them before
>takes ages to get to DLC
>check youtube for DLC skip
>find a guide
>watch it
>actually this is totally doable
>2 hours later beat mogh exactly as the guide explained stunlocking him with +10 bloodhound fang netting me 500k souls
>get into the DLC
>grab backhand blades
>go back to start of game as level 80 with 60 health now
>immediately get bored again because the games is just a fucking slog having to go through the same crystal caves to get upgrades and stuff

Honestly following the guide was fun though. The Mogh kill was actually beautiful how it's:
>shackle
>3 lights one heavy
>wait for animation to finish
>shackle
>3 lights one heave
>wait for animation to finsh
>weapon art + heavy
>riposte
>weapon art + heavy
>weapon art
>*mohg dies*

absolute filth.

>>543547509
My first game in D5. I was enough of dying with randoms at D3. Just tried with you. GG.

The gargoyle was scary asf. . Didn't get good damage negation passives either.

t. Ironeye

>>543547992
Im happy for you
Or sorry that happened

gg heolstor

>>543548313
GG heolstor.
Clean run.

>>543547013
this but unironically

GG sorcerer's rise, we broke that seal real good.

gg abductor virgin, hard fought victory.

I think I'll spend time in the arena until the DLC

>nightreign facts you found out way too late
the crimsonwhorl tear doesnt work against physical damage. i dont even want to know how many defeats i had because of that and getting hit assuming it must've just wore off

>>543548265
my favorite meme is getting oneshot through max hp negate + charged attack negate like four times that run

>>543549353
>started with nightreign
Holy fucking tourist.

Am I supposed to have to farm for levels even when I'm just at level 39? Because world bosses are only giving me about 3-4k runes when I need about 10k per level at this point.

>>543549853
You can get to level 40 before fighting margit by just exploring around limgrave and weeping peninsula

>>543549853
You go to a late game area early like the dragonbarrow or play through the game normally.

>>543549853
When you get to a grace kill everything on the way to next grace. When you beat a little area it'll be a few levels worth when you add in the boss. You'll also be picking up tons of souls as consumable items that you can eat at once to gain like a dozen levels every once in a while.

>>543547992
Your problem for thinking "builds" apply to anything PVE related. You fell for the psyop that going through the same enemies and locations for the 10th time is different just because you are using a different weapon.

>>543547598
i wasnt even in the game

>>543550263
this. when i play a souls game i thoroughly explore one area before heading to the next and kill every enemy i see at least once. ofcourse in caelid there's a few exceptions.

ggs holster
lightning spear has decent damage but it can't hit holster for shit

woulda actually been decent if the shield had Barricade Shield or No Skill on it

>>543550365
Yeah builds only matter for PvP, I just want red man to invade me so I can test my weapons...

>>543550263
>When you get to a grace kill everything on the way to next grace. When you beat a little area it'll be a few levels worth when you add in the boss. You'll also be picking up tons of souls as consumable items that you can eat at once to gain like a dozen levels every once in a while.
ER was my first souls game (now 2k hours all souls and soulslikes combined). But I still fondly remember farming in Fort Faroth thinking that this is the craziest atmosphere I ever encountered in life. Dark shack full of poison and wings and Caelid vibes and my ash of band of apes helping me. It was beautiful.

>>543550735
>blue seal
name?

nameless kang with no full hp negation is fucking torture sorry for floorhugging on night 2 so much. gg fulghor

when are we getting the next soules gaym

retarded brown faggot above me

>>543551471
bro its a ds3 boss, bait an attack chain then just walk backwards since they aren't magnets to your player model like elden slop bosses are

>>543551471
Fulghor kneels to the Nameless Chad, the true nightlord.

sorry for playing so badly i really dont feel well i shouldnt have queued
just block me im such a massive failure i deserve to die for being so useless

>>543551916
Mpregnating this anon

>>543551916
don't be so hard on yourself maddy

>playing with randos
>chinese guy disconnects
>comes back to the game 4 times and dcs again, probably his internet shitting itself
>me and duchess have to duo the entire game
>get to the night lord, it's ED dogs
>get him to 30% hp
>we both die to a fucking fireball
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

if this is ED libra we lost btw

>>543552465
wong tong ching ching ling ping

>>543551916
just queue with randos as penance to redeem yourself like I'm doing

Why does Thunderbolt do such ass damage? I have a nice dragoncult+lightning damage set up for Rev that can start with Thunderbolt if I want, but even with all that bonus damage it barely hits 130. It does less than wraith bell and that is far more spammable.

>>543553723
earring still better

>>543553834
Not all weapon arts scale off ar in nightreign, Thunderbolt scales off dex.

>>543553834
I love girls

>>543547013
Actually I will pump and dump and then find the main one

>>543553935
That is to say, it's ass on Rev?
>>543553945
And they love (You)

>>543548313
>>543548726
>>543549053
Any proof here?
>>543549541
Most people here are like that sadly.
>>543551658
Went without saying.

>all win day yesterday
>all greatbowers complain at me or 3 bar today
How the turn tables

>>543553945
Why?

>>543543665
scream and punch your armrests

>>543554172
>how the turn ta-ACK!

>>543554109
Yes

>>543553935
Why is this game so dumb sometimes

q

>>543554329
Is it true that Brynhildr is a cute girl?

>>543553723
give that to me you whore

>>543554109
Do you love me?
>>543554263
They're cute and nice and kind and smell nice and smart and pretty

>>543553836
Most retarded midwit take

>>543553935
the way it was explained to me is that they scale based off whatever the related affinity scales off of ie coldslop scales off dex and int

>>543551979
that’s a woman
>>543551193
cringe post

>>543554962
>t. hardstuck d2

>>543553834
>defending their Wyld men from sluts who want to steal them

i'm depth 3 why was i dragged to depth 5 libra
gg regardless sorry for being a shitter on day 1

t. wylder

>>543555413
im hardstuck 8k actually KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKek

ggs libra
i realised halfway on the way to the next camp you probably wanted the skill atk up on the seal that's my b i just saw reduced FP and took it even though discus costs 0

gg Libra and ty for the halo scythe

>>543553935
I was specifically told that they specifically scale off AR unlike elden ring but I guess I was lied to

>>543555509
because you're not queueing with randos you're queueing in a group are you retarded asfuck????

>>543555509
i didn't notice any bad plays from you though?

>>543555531
>filou12
isn't that nigga a shitter pw tourist

>46 mintues no game
Dead password

>>543555531
Kek I thought I would be using sorceries but the best staff I got was glintstone pebbles
>>543555509
You played great especially the parries

>>543555778
he literally just posted in the thread. you sound so sutpid right now. Name? for the stupid list

>>543554617
I tried it you are absolutely right. Weh. Executor was doing 175, Duchess 159 and Rev 137. I mean I guess it's a ranged option for when people want to do some nonsense at level 1 or 2. Still probably not worth it unless you just happen to have it on your best relic.
>>543554949
I love you very much.
>>543555448
You gotta watch out for the sluts. They are relentless.

>>543556031
>sutpid

>>543556082
<3

>>543556082
>>543556669
weird trans post

gud ed5 dog fellas

I can't play this game it has blasphemous elements that displease the lord.

i accidentally dropped my rot greataxe, it would have been nice to have
and my headphones died partway through so i had to recharge them
but it went well

wylder wtf is going on in this libra match

>>543556837
>I can't play this game it has blasphemous elements that displease the lord.
It has blasphemous blade though which is one of the best swords to get.

>>543556979
lmaoooooooo whats going on man i can't enter the boss room

Oh so that's how this thing works, first time seeing it happen.

>>543557357
>he doesn't know the teleport skip

>>543557613
i have no idea whats going on
this nigga is fighting libra solo, and every time he dies he auto revives
im laughing my ass off, is this a hack or a bug?

>>543558127
im sorry he's WHAT

>>543558127
glorious nippon coding on display

>>543558372
he's just 1v1ing ED libra and he can't die, every time he dies he's auto revived
i'm actually fucking dying of laughter over here, i can't get into the boss room no matter what. tried killing myself twice already

>>543558582
>>543558127
i've played with ser john here and there forever and i've never seen him hacking or doing anything remotely nefarious, i'm going to assume since you can't enter it's grorious nippon coding

>>543558127
>>543558582
oh my fucking god bruh

>>543558127
you could jump off and see what happens

>>543558778
i did that twice, it just spawns me in the merchant room

Well this was/is a weird one. I can revive you but I dont see raider on the HuD or any enemies. I am taking damage from the madness debuff, and slowly running out of flasks because i have no coins to pick up. We're just waiting for wylder to kill the 3 man scaled boss solo.

>>543559446
LMAOOOO i don't see you either
the game just completely broke

>>543559446
Maybe your sissy aussie internet ruined it

>>543559446
LOOOOOOOL how the fuck does this even happen

>>543559446
>>543559524
here's my POV
he's still killing Libra

>>543559446
You rike, gaijin?

before free reign just used an me3 file to launch the game an you had to put the files in the game folder I accidentally went online with it (the game let me for some reason very cool EAC bro) and I was pretty fucking desynced from my teammates. Think I realized something was off when I went to a POI and the boss wasnt there and my teammates were acting weird. Maybe something like that is happening or its just nip coding

ggs ed adel
i hate adel

gg horse

gg gigahorse. I don't know what fucking killed me in that invader fort, I didn't even 1bar, I just died.

IT'S FINALLY OVER
buggiest bug i've ever seen in my entire life lmao

>>543559943
Where's the third guy

>>543560295
china

>>543560295
saving him for the DLC

>>543560168
お祝い

Uh?

>>543560103
Only thing we know is that it is related to deathblight build up on hit.

>>543560295
I’m enough

>>543558670
>>543558127
This happens if you DC from the host during loading in. It also turns off your relics

>>543560506
>Piqf dcs day 2
>1 minute later other dude dcs
>10 seconds later game kicks me out
>Lose 700 rating
Miyazaki's masterpiece

>>543560506
>>543560961
there's some bullshit going on right now, we just had the weirdest game ever
probably safer to not queue for a while

>>543560961
piqf is a cute girl

>>543561218
xhe is a fat brown indian thoughbeit

Why is sneedterrarian having another melty?

>>543561218
Is this true?

im queueing idc about gaben

>>543562525
me n cardboardcupcake

I hate ShiftyDuck. She needs to be squished

>>543562525
me n my mom 19 years ago

>>543562691
Why do you hate her?

we did it

>>543561218
this is true

>>543562691
squish that duck
grab that duck and squish it
just hold the duck under your arm and squish that duck

>>543562816
She activates my cuteness aggression

>>543562726
Ace...

>>543563062
Is this how boys let you know they have a crush on you?

>>543562691
>>543562816
>>543563062
>>543563330
Xhe shittycuck is quite literally a fat black man. He is black. Shit skinned, even. A big lip bug eyed nappy headed nimrod. A black gorilla welfare leaching ''gibs me dat'' nigger.

>>543555576
>I was specifically told that they specifically scale off AR unlike elden ring but I guess I was lied to
It depends on the ash of war. The "fixed" skills, (like Taker's Flame which is always on BB) scale off of AR, but the generic skills that can be found on any weapon haven't been changed.

>>543563874
taker flame?? i hardly know er

>>543563874
Thats fucked but at least there's a logic to it

this random streamer im watching is way better at using cocktails than zorban and hes actually using spells.

>>543564573
speaking of zorban, isn't this usually around when he streams?

i am so bad that i made zorban quit

>>543562691
This but with gremlin

>>543564573
i had some hope for zorban when he was playing caster duch/rev but then he went back to meme shit there's no hope for him

>>543564801
I have no problem with him and even watch his streams sometimes but I agree I don't want to play with memeslop. greatbow has some merit but there is 0 defending the cocktail shit.

Bug revenant

I don't understand what is safe vs ed caligo
I know about cancelling the shard explosion and dodging the tail swipe and running away when she is about to breath straight down but that is it

1/3

>>543558730
>>543556540
Don’t post my wives here without permission. Thank you.

>>543565878
Try and play under her eve as a ranged character. Her tail swipes and forward breath are her scariest moves but if you’re her then you don’t have to death with the floor crystals

>>543565427
people don't want to admit it but as long as you're using rain of arrows and not r1 spam, gbows are really good

>>543565878
in general just stay close to her
the further you are from the boss the more dangerous it is
i notice when people die to her its usually when someone goes for a revive far away and gets cooked by the forwards breath or tail shockwaves
so don't leave the boss to go for a revive
wait till it's nearby or busy

>>543564573
>>543564696
>>543564801
I appreciate your obsession with me anon. Glad I could lighten up your day.

>>543564662
No stream tonight I need to get up early. Stream comes back tomorrow.

>>543566531
you sound upset

>>543566723
Only thing I'm upset about is erg queue times on tuesdays.

>>543566531
Show us your greatbow

i'd play more but i am cooking
we did defeat heolstor at least

>>543566531
show us your greasiest build

5bareye

>teammate leaves because we spend a few seconds at the start killing mobs to lvl instead of immediately rushing the fort at lvl 1
???? I seriously cant comprehend how people like this are still playing almost 5 months in

>>543567969
what depth

>>543566531
>plays raider wizard
>gets on totem
>"gulp... he's right below me isn't he"
>intentionally gets hit
>AHHA!! HAHAH!!!
>"THAT just happened!"

>>543520615
get blasted exejeet, reaction roll more next time

I just downloaded like 5 doujins

i am the original baker

>>543534709
kys

>>543536703
This and FTH relic on the Duchess makes her RNG proof. You can use staves, seals and good daggers. Hoarfrost on starter dagger would complete your build.

>>543569858
idc

ggs adel
3700 damage tibia skeletons on that wild hippo damn what a smooth run

Is it safe to queue yet?

>>543570002
I'm still confused doe

Couldn't keep aggro on moth with less likely to be targetted.
But both of you 3 barring on phase 1 ed bugs d4 is kinda, well.

dogshit exejeet

>>543570612
Seems like it

>>543571471
>Couldn't keep aggro on moth with less likely to be targetted.
Then why not drop it? It was on your main weapon?