Thread 543548894

Ebony Edition

>Latest patch:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/10-02-2025-update.84332/

>Steam Page:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/

>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/

>How do I git in?
Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.

>How do I git gud?
Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.

Additional Resources:
>Unofficial Wiki
https://deadlock.wiki
>New Player Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit
>Advanced Movement Guide
https://www.dlmovement.wiki/
>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)
https://statlocker.gg/
https://tracklock.gg/
>Unofficial Voiceline Viewer
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/

Threadlocked: >>543454910

Paige's hairy logcutter!

join the deadlock general d*scord for excellent team discussion, fun, wholesome, industrial, photorealistic, grainy, cctv camera footage
discord.gg/4vn9ErPrDJ

Wraith should have kept her clouded eyes in the new model

>>543549295
noose

>>543549489
Not if she's the boss. If she were a random goon then sure. The roster already has enough eyeless guys.

>>543549761
Except this one detail really gave her a more sinister look, now she looks like an instagram cosplayer

why is there always a faggot trying to get anons to join a discord, THIS THREAD is the discord you fucking ape

>>543548830
ascendant 3, it's not eternus but it's decent enough
i actually climbed from ass 2 to ass 3 after (after the rank change i was ass 2) by spamming spirit ivy and just diving into objectives constantly too
only lost 1 game of the past 10 as ivy and it was because someone left then my entire team left
it just werks, i feel like the build could be even better if only arcane surge wasn't bugged as shit and actually worked with stone form and her ult

>>543549761
This literally makes no sense

>>543549970
leaders and bosses have identities to them, they aren't replaceable faceless thugs. they are distinct. what is hard to grasp about that?

How do I make Wraith look like this ingame??

>>543550373
chicken scratch cringe
but her hair would look like that if she went too long without straightening it (cute)

Where's my wifwolf heal/regen tank hero?

Drifter x Wraith?

Is Drifter literally Rapeson?

The black wοman οf Valve unοriginality.
These are TWΟ different characters

i just lost a game where the enemy team had a leaver and two of our guys left for no fucking reason

>huge comeback thanks to Lash redemption ult
>instead of pushing the two walkers our haze instantly bee lines to the T3 camp
Why are they like this?

Drifter is very fun though. Not sure when I should be using my ult, kinda just pop it in the middle of a fights.

>>543551506
5v6 is boring. i can't blame them for wanting a real match. if you're on the 6 side of a 5v6 and still fighting you're a braindead statpadder

>>543550373
>never takes her hands out her pockets
>has her hat tilted down so she can't make eye contact
>obsessed with probabilities and games of chance
is she autistic

Will there ever be an Arteezy of Deadlock

inhouse doko

>>543551701
ult gives your bullets bonus spirit damage so yeah in fights its good to pop. also if you somehow find a high priority target by themselves it lets you kill em quicker

>support paige loads onto your team
>5v6
cool

>>543550373
did you listen to her dialogue with Drifter?
she is definitely on the spectrum

>>543552209 meant for >>543551759

>le play deadlock
>feeding teammate
>one sided games
>stacked teams
i should play more inhouses instead of this crud!

I have anti-woke fatigue and this game helps a lot

Any inhouses? A colleague is interested in ruining a game.

Lord Jesus Christ my redeemer. In you I place my hopes.

>>543548894 (OP)
how do i make this nigger spirit nigger

I'm so fucking tired of playing with retards who just run at people and don't push waves.

>>543552858
>play deadlock
>dynamo on my team that dies multiple times in team fights without using ult
>no warp stone or maj leap or phantom strike
>close game

>>543553068
it goes to show the difference between actual "inclusive character design" and just being woke.
There are plenty of minorities in deadlock, but the fact that they are minorities comes AFTER their core designs and has basically no effect on the dialogue at all.
Plus there are no mary sues, each character has their own flaws.
when companies try to be woke you can "feel" it in their intention.

I'm actually kinda surprised they didn't make anyone racist towards infernus and abrams for being Ixians for 'le social commentary brownie points'

>>543553624
>three blacks
>all three criminals
at least it's for a reason

>>543553624
one of the things about DEI designs is that they're so surface level
there's no character writing or artistic vision. they just put down the ugliest physiognomies of different minorities like they're doing rote factory work
deadlock has a diverse cast but it's not a woke cast

>>543553243
But you can push lanes yourself? Ez souls and pickups from the occasional enemy who decides to counterpush

how do people have fun playing infernus? I'm genuinely asking, it seems like if I'm losing I just kinda left click on people and sometimes press 1/2 and if I'm winning I do the same thing but people fall over dead after a few seconds

like at least wraith and haze have cool movement and skillshots, but it feels like with infernus you just really need to enjoy his voicelines and winning at any cost to have fun

>>543553958
they have fun playing infernus because they win
no other reason

>>543553931
why do people complain about playing lane janitor
>get to be the most farmed person in the game and live out a main character power fantasy
this shit is the best part of mobas and why you get afk farming hyper carries

>>543553624
Why are you taking the bait?

>>543553958
I just play 2 Infernus and run around the map being unkillable
Left click Infernus is boring as hell I agree

Does steam maintenance kick you out of the game?

>>543551034
see >>543550982

>>543550267
cataracts are a unique quality

>>543551034
He's a lot closer to a fnf jak than a rapeson after his first set of nerfs.

>>543554495
No it was me

>>543551929
>>543552858
>>543553164
everyone keeps asking
>where inhouse?
but no one actually hosting le inhouse

>>543553958
They have fun looking at the bright spots in the post-game scoreboard

>>543554060
They got rid of the only fun lane janny when they first reworked wrecker.

chatbubbles, post 'em /dlg/

>>543554174
whats the dashfernus build? obv rapid recharge

>>543552858
>stacked teams
>i should play more inhouses instead
Nobody tell him

>>543547890
I say "blinding in 3 seconds go go go" with drifter
, giving people warning lets them set up in advance even if they can see you ulting the reaction time for decision making can be later if you dont tell them

KINGfernus players are pussy magnets

on a 6 game losing streak....

>>543555351
?

>>543555249
I just use the AverageJonas build, there are maybe better ways to build it
You get Suppressor, Mystic Slow, and Healbane to just gigafuck anyone in your 2 and Radiant Regeneration is nuts for the build

>>543554946
I should screencap soome of mine, I've had really funny ones too. If someone has Mo saying ''personal computer attracts eastern euro autists'' post it here pls

Lash main here, I love fucking men’s hairy assholes

>>543555660
Yeah, nigfernus attracts the absolute coward pussies players

I am going to celebrate the day Icefrog dies. Imagine - literally hours after we'll have a working anti-cheat, a surrender feature and the willingness to test various system instead of doubling down on ancient mechanics. I am going to legit buy a cake.

excuse me i just had two games of cheaters and three games of leavers.

>>543554946
HEYO HEYO HEYA

>>543555930
>>543552858
>>543554857
Two ascendant+ homos on purpose stack the same lane so they can stomp the lobby over and over. These two fags are in a call on meta heroes laning against people in ritualist or lower then brag about it in the thread. Pretty much making the inhouses unplayable for the last few weeks. Some anons posted about it yesterday
>inb4 just get good!!!
>>543423218
>>543446312

>>543554060
the only thing that drives me to be a lane janny is knowing the enemy team is not having fun because they are missing extra slots.

>>543556737
never seen a GT player that wasn't either completely silent or extremely salty

>>543556737
I had a GT doing a racist native impersonation the entire game and it was so stupidly funny, too bad replays don’t keep voice chats

>>543556396
This guy just looks mad funny to me bro haha I dont have time to learn new toons man Im having a lady tonight... every night haha peace out!

>>543556737
In-character, exempt from the ban/mute. Everyone who disgrees with this is bigoted towards indigenous culture.

>>543556737
GT flaming in broken english is kino

>>543556791
Why not just ban them from the inhouse? Can't they just be kicked from it every time?

>>543557409
literally no one cares about this shit but him

>>543556791
I was wondering why the inhouse matches were so hard. I thought I was just really bad

>>543557569
nah it sucks ass and makes me not want to join inhouses
I don't care enough to manage them or come up with a solution. I'm just not joining

>>543557569
gee I wonder who's behind this post

SEX WITH THE DOORMAN!!!

>>543557696
eh, due skill levels being really wide and no matching so the teams are more or less equal, it always results in a stomp for one side

>>543558061
kek

the only character I can play is punch paige

>>543558108
genuinely who is supposed to match two eternus players on carry heroes in the same lane? Even if you're a good player you'd still be widly disadvantaged unless you also message your steam friend to stack with you. Inhouses have never been this awful

Hard stomped lane against a Haze. Spent half the game mid & late game getting sleep->focus lens->dead. When I asked if I upset her I got an all caps YES. Felt good. Warmed my gooey heart.

>>543559795
ggs that was me

The majority of people in the inhouses are absolute nigger cattle shitters. The only reason you guys bitch so much about games is because you don't want to learn and get better so any time anyone good is there you bitch in the threads non-stop (but never ever ever say anything on mic during matches) and ask for them to be banned or whatever.

Either git gud or stop playing Deadlock, competitive games clearly aren't for you

INHOUSE

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>>543560335
*kicks u*

>>543560335
t. breezy/deadlocked tf in

>>543559881
I did feel a bit bad when I swapped into lane with M&K as Viscous but that went away after the second insta-kill. GG man.

>>543560335
This is 100% Chris Breezy AKA as (Dead)locked TF in. Maybe don't stack a casual for fun lobby against players with 1/10 your hours. Faggot

>>543560693
>also known as as

What's the reason behind QSR on Lash? To me it sounds only good in early game cause mid-to-late I feel like I have to insta-run after ground pounding them all.

We need to get this guy out of the in house. He's too good.

>>543560785
old good build that people still don't leg go even though it isn't actually worth it anymore because both his whip and QSR got nerfed into the ground

>doorman says "he cant win"
>he went spirit
gee i wonder why
>>543560785
you get healing based on the damage from whipping niggas, it ups damage so you get more

Will this game be impossible for me to get into if I'm not very good at FPS aiming? Do they have aimlet friendly characters?

>>543561058
yea there is a minimum level of aim but that's shooting highly predictable orbs within 0.4 seconds that move rather slowly

JOIN THE FUCKING INHOUSE

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JOIN JOIN JOIN

>>543561058
this game is aimlet friendly, there are people literally cheating that cant get high elo because having a brain is more important than clicking heads

>>543561058
yeah. it's fun if you're an aimlet
t. can't aim so only plays melee

>>543561152
>within .4 seconds
but only after .1 seconds, don't forget

>>543561058
I am oracle with the worst aim imaginable. Try shotgun or caster heroes

Right now im playing melee drifter it's shit but fun

>>543560446
>>543561181
who's in it right now?

>>543561416
JUST ME
I WANT TO TRY OUT DRIFTER WITH A MEME BUILD BUT I DON'T WANT TO TANK MY RANK
JUST JOIN FAGGOT

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>>543561189
Valve games never have anti-cheat and the devs have beliefs that make it so they will never have one. It's actually amazing how common aim-bots and auto-parrys already are. apparently Korvaaski is one of the best but you can find them all over. I'm a little too gun shy to test them but it's hard to get into a game where someone isn't using them.

>>543551701
I think divine kev is actually pretty good on him then you can use it defensively if need be

Its pretty loaded now after all the buffs

>>543561523
have you tried asking nicely?

just sucked a mina to death as geist

>maxor is doing a deadlock vid next
Are you guys ready for the 4 unfunny jokes to plague the game for the next 4 years?

>Just played with a streamer who was very obviously smurfing
Why are they allowed to do this

>>543561664
join my inhouse please, i really enjoy playing with you guys

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>>543561058
>>543561189
Some characters are aimlet friendly but you’ll always underperform*
t. Aimlet with like 40% accuracy, and like 15% headshot acc
Also a good 2/3rds of the characters are optimal as m1 so

>>543561768
icefrog game

>>543561901
I will now join your inhouse
>>543561753
Time for an influx of mina players

>>543561768
you're expected to smurf to avoid the smufs

>>543561753
I wouldn't believe it because mobas are hardly in his usual wheelhouse
but he's also been going downhill since the Ultrakill videos so I choose to believe it

>>543562309
yeah his elden ring videos are so fucking boring and the jokes are so pc now

>halloween update officially cancelled
it's over

>>543561768
>smurf
>dominate matches
>game throws you back into higher ranks
>repeat

THE INHOUSE IS ALMOST FULL JOIN IN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

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2/12

>>543562309
Unfortunately it’s true.
https://x.com/realmax0r/status/1980529559440433660

>>543560335
You sound very blocked and banned there my guy
>>543561753
Him again, really. He used to be good, but then his editing style went in the unfunny route and he deleted HOI and Arma vids, fag
>>543562309
His last good vid was on MGRR

>>543562809
Highly doubt anyone who sees his vid will actually play the game tho

>>543562809
>we can't even get a cool meme generator from the mass of half-decent junior sseth imitators
>we get max0r, the guy who zoomed so hard he regressed into gen alpha
I expect mods to replace character models with Genshin Impact characters will follow

>>543553186
saw some guy focusing on her1 a lo with extra charge and spellsinger or whatever that tier 4 item is called. you basically take a fraction of a second to reload your gun.

okay Yoshi I'll stop playing deadlock today

>>543563248
>half-decent junior sseth imitators
Such as? None of those I know play mulltiplayer games

JOIN the inhouse it's filling up for real

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4/12

>>543563691
not joining if TA or his tranny friend is in the lobby. Simple as

>>543563248
>sseth imitators
is that really a thing? so really it's just /v/ imitation put into a longform "review" absolutely polluted with memes. great can't wait for how this poisons the already retarded community that thinks this game is marvel rivals with 'league mechanics'

>>543563381
Who the fuck is armstrong replacing if lash is right there..

>>543564085
abrams

>>543564018
I remember the enemy team calling me Hitler and my Abrams lane partner Epstein after we won
We dicked on them

>>543564035
Oh pleeeeease, we had that one tf2 youtuber, whats his name, make a deadlock review which reached 1 mil views. Playercount impact? Zero.

>>543548894 (OP)
The gayest blackest nigger I've seen

ONLY 5 SLOTS LEFT JOIN IN TO THE INHOUSE

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7/12

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7/12. No stackers to be seen

>>543565054
too tired, soloQ was extra shitty today.

>>543565036
Turn your monitor on

Pube status?

0 anti-heal against shiv and support viscous in a "ascendant" lobby any reason to grind rank now? ascendant is the new oracle

>>543565337
Trimmed into the shape of an ace

>>543565526
aint nobody doing that shii

>>543565337
Like a miniature afro. No hair on her butthole though, she keeps that clean shaven.

>>543565526
>>543565337
this + bleached blonde

>>543561768
Valve needs to bring the hammer down on these fucks. Give them low prio on suspected main accounts

I put it all on black
Black being Wraith’s fat ass

>>543565363
antiheal is a meme against shiv just build damage to burst him then back off for a few seconds

he's really not tanky any more

oh and maybe buy opening rounds

Do the inhouses always take this long to fill up?
Or are there simply more active times to try to be playing with you guys?

>>543566104
in the good ol days it'd fill up so fast the problem was actually getting into an inhouse

>>543565526
I read ace as ape and I prefer that I think

>>543566104
depends on the day but usually they take a while yeah
it doesn't helps that drama spawned from it (again) which usually puts off people from getting in
please join btw 7/12

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What are the chances they rework M&K? He's just too unfun to play against.

>>543565526
Red ace*
(Ytbois only)

Whats the fastest way to derank? I don't wanna be in alchemist anymore.

>>543566468
mina if you don't play mina

>>543566458
Pocket x Wraith bros...

>>543566468
play sinclair or vindicta to the best of your abilities

>>543566468
Do your best and improve every game! Don't believe in yourself- believe in the matchmaking that believes in you.

>>543566552
She looks like she fucks white enbys

>>543566676
>believe in the matchmaking
Im sick of every game being a one-sided stomp. I want to go back to the shit slop pits.

>>543566552
Pocket is white thoughbetit

i saw this painting of a grilledcheese and it reminded me of haze

you know it's bad when they send a grilled cheese

Parasexo?

>>543567112
Where's her meaty futa cock?

Need a mod so all chat messages are AI voiced by heroes

LITERALLY JUST 1 SLOT LEFT JOIN NOW!!!!!

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>>543566896
He's making them at night

>>543567228
No futa cock here. Just my wife.

>>543567047
>There is a Cock on the gun
MY SIDES HOLY KEK THE PEPE GREENTEXT THIS IS SOME OLDSCHOOL GRADE DARK HUMOR SHIT

>>543566392
Zero

>>543567228
Not here futa cuck

>>543567403
Had a bad day, lad?

>>543565337
bald, they didnt have weaves back then

>>543567616
naw

>>543567373
im getting eepy can we run a 4v4 with sidelanes or something

>>543568073
if no one joins in 10 minutes and other players agree then sure

All we need is five more I promise you won't get stomped
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>>543566078
sure vro

>>543566392
mo and krills kit is actually necessary to the game, they just need to make him less forgiving to play and increase ult cds across the board, other stuff I would change is disarm duration late game

>>543568170
FOUR more actually

>make stasis item
>can have 14 second cooldown
>give numerous stats after stasis
absolute retard development team

ONLY 3 HANDSOME BASTARDS NEEDED TO START UP, JOIN IN AND OIL UP

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9/12

How do you deal against Vindicta and Meena as Mo & Krill? The spread and range on Mo is so shit and they're flying so high up.

>>543568337
No, his kit is not actually necessary.

>>543568667
I want you to remember this post in 3 years

Ill expect naked dogeza

>>543568649
knockdown or phantom strike

>>543568649
phantom strike or anvil

>>543568649
jump really high and just grab them

>>543566392
I spammed the forum indicating to give his ult a wind-up so you can counter-spell it, or just counter it in general.

>>543548894 (OP)
haven't eaten nothing all day but a small portion of lentils and one whole tomato, i'm on my fourth beer right now — it's time to play
archon btw

>>543569156
join the inhouse bro. I'm a few beers down too

>>543567275
>IN THIS HOUSE, JACOB LASH IS A HERO. END OF STORY.

READY UP TARDS

>>543569418
Should we shuffle?

istg what retard keeps picking dupes with dupes disabled

YOSHI FIX THESE DOGSHIT INHOUSES ALREADY GODDMAN IT
DON'T START THE GAME RIGHT AWAY

>>543569603
if I lose lane it's not my fault eitherway

>>543567275
Macomb, whatever happened there

>>543569603
the usual suspects aren't here so it looks pretty balance

>>543569648
aram mode will fixed this but i never played another moba or know wtf aram is

lash got nerfed right, does that change what build he wants or is he just the same but worse

there's actually such a huge skill diff between ritualist and emissary and i don't know how or why
if i go on a lose streak and get knocked back down to ritualist it feels like im smurfing

>>543549295
I'm a white straight male who has no interest in grooming children. Can I still join?

>>543570316
we build gun lash here

>>543567275
I'll tell you what it is. It's anti-Ixian discrimination.

>>543567275

fiber optic ziplines
high-speed lane access

Is this the famed Jon Deadlock I've heard so much about?
No I cannot play Viper....yet

>>543548894 (OP)
What caused someone to bother using their mic but only for whining? They dont communciate for anything other than to complain about people not reading their minds? What causes this behavior?

>>543572327
ego

>>543570237
ALL
RANDOM
ALL
MID

what is the item that slows fire rate when someone shoots you?

>>543572695
stop yelling at me

>>543572867
>stop yelling at me
Me everytime i play this stupid fucking game

>>543572718
juggernaut

>>543572718
slowing bullets.
it has a turtle with some ammo in the back as its icon
there is also one for spirit damage as well but i forgot the name. it has a handcuff icon on the spirit tab

>>543573316
thanks

Actually good game.

Im terrible at this game but some.of you guys holy moly

>>543573769

I think you just took 5 years off my life

fucking saved

don't play as often as i used to - is mystic/radiant regeneration a bad pick for shiv now (at any point in the game)? had someone whining about it on mic even though i was doing fine with it

>>543570316
he got like 3 direct nerfs and like 6 of his items nerfed. hes not in a good place right now. basically a ult bot

>>543573769
this is how good nashalas suck game is

>>543567275
>He was gay? Arin Fairfax?

>>543572327
>30 minutes into a match
>clearly we're losing
>nobody has said anything in voice or text
>there's been maybe three "I see <enemy>!" pings
>suddenly, the 0/10/2 mcginnis realizes something is wrong after they get obliterated trying to take a walker alone (again)
>"so I guess this team doesn't like to communicate, huh" in team chat
These are my favorite types of people

>First game of the day
>Team of BUNGAS
>Just afk in base for 10 mins before loss
>Get 3rd most dmg in game
Some of these mother fuckers should not be able to play with or against other humans.
Seriously, after the last patch I have been playing less and less because of how terrible match making is.

>>543576034
wanna trade d pics on discord and flirt instead?

>>543572327
they cannot handle responsibility; they do not make calls because that makes them responsible for if it goes bad, instead they blame others so as to not be responsible for dying.

>>543576301
No im busy learning gregtech

Anons is it only me that whenever i lower Ivy's priority cause i don't feel like playing her and then i hear
>Can i atleast have a hug?
I just get this heart-crushing feeling of guilt and up her prio again?

Can someone post that one Holiday doodle where she looks a bit angry

I keep going on loss streaks and i can't cope with it.
I am definitely not the best at the game, but i do not understand people with 5+ deaths that just run towards the enemy whenever they see one.
The gap always widens, and im not good enough to catch up.

>>543576947
That, I don't care much for her but this one is so good, thanks

Every meta build is boring, especially gun builds.
Any build that is fun has a 20% success rate.

>>543577089
>>543576947
There's something incredibly endearing about it isn't there? I feel it perfectly captures her character as well. Truly Deadlock's greatest fanart.

>>543577184
I buy cultist sacrifice and trophy collector every game, almost every hero, and just brawl. I have ~65% winrate with that in eternus. I do be having fun.

>>543576689
It's a feed or get fed world, anon. The matchmaker doesn't want even games, just win rates. You have to hope the guy who goes 19-1 ends up on your team.

>gun pocket
is this anything or am i being matched with supreme retards

Sex with Ivy and Paige mains

ggs, those two games were actually pretty fun and not as stompy as usual

>>543577649
Right? Gee I wonder why...

>>543577420
It got pretty popular recently since its one of few heroes that has a real damage amp

Is it good? Idk, but it scales better into late game


Guys go 3v3 only mid ill spectate

scoreboard?

>stackfags don't show their faces
>inhouse is suddenly fun and balanced again
Wow it really was that easy

>>543576947
I like this one so much I use it as my pfp but I don't play holliday

need 6 for the inhouse
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Still 7/12 people in the lobby
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>>543577802
game 1

>>543577802
game 2

>>543577420
retards
>using gun as the fart burst mage
come the fuck on

They should change Ethereal shift.
It just put you into a different dimension.
So enemies can counterplay by buying Ethereal shift too and kill you in the other dimension.

need only 2 more for the inhouse

Add Boots of Travel, Icefrog.

10/12. That refilled quite quickly
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>>543578336
listen man i was hoping maybe there was some bullshit new build that people were onto and we weren't being subjected to some guy fucking around

>>543578062
>>543578275
YOUR OBJECTIVES ARE MINE

>>543577420
gun pocket been around. honestly better than spirit pocket

>>543579053
People sleep on glocket. I agree it's better than spirit.

Russian state mandated loss
Losersq is real
Paige afk all game, literally just farming, not doing anything else
Wraith, russian, doing fuck all
Infernus... just look at the score, no words needed
Mina is at least trying, rare for a russian, until late, when she starts typing more than playing
Paige playing for kda, goes gun despite us already having enough. If she went support and kept sucking me off all game with shield and peel, we couldve won
I got all walkers solo, no one else even tried
I love team based games :DDDDDDD

>>543573769
Serving the Djinn can't be this intense

>>543561753
>even more waifufags are gonna flood the game and shit up mina's winrate
baraBVLLs need to reclaim valve-made media, the russoid weaboos already took over CS from the inside

>>543561753
literally fucking who

Thanks for the inhouse lads
Haze im sorry for being too serious

holy fuck I have no idea how to lane against GT as mina.

Im not a fan of the bird

need 2 more for inhouse QZ68X

No offence to Sen and Merk but maybe one of you go on the other team, at least not the same lane. I just don't want to see you get hurt

>>543581431
It's hard because you can get one shot as mina in mid-late game.

>>543581431
the answer is: you don't

>>543581625
it's fine I'll shuffle it before we start anyways

>>543581625
I just want to lane against GT.

>>543581354
Personally I thought closeted slavshits were apart of YOUR tribe not weebs

>>543577420
pocket has both a damage amp and a flat weapon damage increase, good enough scaling and a shotgun so that at max level he does more damage then a doorman bullet with 1 click and all four of his abilities are still good without any spirit investment at all

its pretty good, it's just a question of if its as good as spirit or as easy and the answer to both is not really

>>543581863
If you lane against GT, invest in spirit shielding early, it will help against the burst shots.

>>543582007
trust me bro you need a lot more than that lol

Purple lane mcginnis lane ;)

is le inhouse dead?... need 3 more...
QZ68X

>>543581864
only the turbo nationalists are gay, the rest are depressed weaboos who try to jerk away the depression surrounding them daily (im not russian and i only have anegdotal evidence for my theories)

>>543581863
>>543582146
You probably just have to play like a bitch and never leave cover when you see him. Maybe get healing booster just so you can heal back up super quickly with your rake idk

GT is a pain in lane for a lot of heroes but for Mina is just sounds brutal.

>>543582307
This means Mina has a decent counter-pick.

at what rank do people stop leaving? im archon and i still get people who pick a top tier, feed, then leave at the 11 minute mark

Hell yeah!!! Just 1 more!!! QZ68X

>>543582307
yeah souns about right, it's like the exact oposite of what you want to do on mina which is be super agressive and snowball.

>>543582307
looks like i need to awaken my inner chief kickabitch and reconnect with ancient knowledge of the casino tribe on how to play gay talon (i want to ruin mina players' days)

>>543568649
majestic leap

>>543582813
prepping bull is only a counter to her until she buys spellbreaker

>>543582307
>>543581863
>>543582007
just jiggle peek and bait shots, you can also lean peek if you know how to do that to minimize your exposure

grey talon is susceptible to burst I love to lane vs him as drifter even though he out ranges me I can kill him really fast and have more "stick" dps than him so he cant out kill me when i get on him

>>543579764
>m on team
>lose

>>543583220
>when you could embed gifs in chat
Layer 7 on the deadlock iceberg

I don't want to wait until January for the patch...

I hope the BROOOL gamemode finally kills this game

>>543584712
Its on a downward trend
Losing 3-4k players a week

>>543585008
haha yes
an update won't bring people back! it's dead! dead dead dead dead dead!

>>543585008
People really hate how shitty most games are. Make a new account and see how bad the lower ranks. Smurfs or a leaver 90% of games. Not exaggerating.

>>543585163
Dead? Not yet, but dying yes.

>>543585008
The game isn't even finished yet. The matchmaking is also some of the worst ive ever seen in a video game. Matches just arnt fun the majority of the time. Why bother sticking with it? Outside of gooning to Paige

chuck dynamo players into actual black holes for getting their teammates killed

>>543573769
where'd you find Mirage gameplay footage of me where I avg'd 780 SPM?

>win lane against paradox with a lash
>doesnt even matter because the other side of the map dropped a generational stinker

sometimes this game just forces the loss

>>543572327
This game is a competitive PvP shooter and MOBA mashed together. Both of those genres attract NEETs and headcases like flies on shit.

who do i play if i suck at aiming and want to do nothing the whole game besides clear jungle until 30 minutes and then win

ive come to the conclusion that this game is just not fun

>>543586823
>heavy melees you
I disagree

Actually close a hell game. GG, very fun

>>543586823
whats funny is the game use to be fun.

>>543583114
waifufags dont buy greens they only eat doritos and coke cans

echo shard hook paying off MASSIVE dividends

>>543586969
i did not have any fun, 2 minas and a beebop focusing me was terrible

Was fun, cdr rush feels like the play most games honestly.

*OWL SCREECH*

How do I change character in the hub?

>>543587049
yeah that made me lol
>>543587060
yeah but it was pretty balanced though

Score boards for last two games?

to the fag who switched lanes just to torment me:
ez

>teammate feeding the whole time because he overextends
>bitches about balance

>>543587079
>ywn lift minas skirt, move panties to side, and roughly fuck her pink tight asshole

Patron, i think i made myself clear now

>>543587195
I was drifter, the mina's just wanted to lane together so I swapped

I had zero impact but green mina was so carthathic to play
just constantly running into 4 people and not dying, not even dropping to half hp

>>543587195
I was mina (lupo solitario edition) and bebop asked me to switch ;)

Today's inhouses felt like actual inhouses and not some retarded stacking garbage. gg's

Dupe hero games are pretty fun, we should do more :)

someone actually said "bebop is dead as fuck"

>>543587079
MOD? ?? ? S AUCE? ??

>>543587506
fuck no

>>543587329
you had mad impact because you were my body double lel.

>>543587269
>>543587375
ight then

good game btw

>>543587506
fighting 2 Minas wasn't fun and I'm surprised I won the double Mina lane
>>543587195
I did only because you said you didn't want to >:)

>>543587602
Game banana. make an account and search mina

>>543587593
holy shit theres so many particles going off in that fight

>>543587818
This was such BS. I was the only one with any gun damage

i keep losing and have no fucking clue what im doing wrong

>>543587845
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

>>543587818
i need to learn how to farm properly. i am always behind on souls.

So is Inhouse over for tonight?

>>543588997
guess so

>>543587845
Don't see it - what's the mod's title?

>>543588530
Watch the replays and see what's causing you to be behind.
>being denied
>bunching whole team one lane constantly
>not clearing camps
>not breaking boxes
>taking to much poke in lane
>not shoving lane fast enough when they are shoving
Etc

Why should i ever buy this piece of shit when i can buy disarming hex or metal skin?

>>543588537
Chill out, Vyper

>>543589506
Lost panties I believe

>>543589543
100% uptime + green investment compared to 4s duration / 20s cd or 5s duration / 20s cooldown with movement downsides

>>543588002
presented without comment

>>543589543
>use disarming hex on one guy
>3 other gun tards light me up
>5 seconds later it becomes 4 gun tards once more

>>543589786
meant for >>543589543 lol

>>543589786
>those costs
how dated is this info

>>543589543
bullet resist is the worst stat in the game
>suppressor at 1.6k infinitely more valuable if you can apply spirit dmg
>juggernaut has insane value on tanks over it
>plated armor infinitely mogs it with no counters
>and this piece of shit item only gives THIRTY PERCENT bullet resist for most your HP in a game with a lot of shred and bullethose heroes

>>543589667
found it, thanks

>>543589543
disarming and metal skin are bait and shitty Actives. Disarming is only good if you're trying to run away mostly, and metal skin is good for haze ult but still trash because of its high as fuck cooldown

>>543589786
That's cuz Disarming hex or Metal skin are last ditch items you buy to contain an overfed Haze, which is usually too late.

>>543582298
More like analdotal

I've come to the conclusion that macro is a meme and the thing that prevents me from climbing in solo queue is not always playing a M1 carry and having a dogshit aim.
Aim matters ten times more than game sense/macro/game knowledge or whatever.

We have found it. The most balanced item in Deadlock

I always felt that disarming hex, slowing hex, and silence wave have too low of a duration. At least silence wave lasts long enough for my bebop bomb to explode, but I think all of them should have +1 second duration.

>>543589947
last seven days
tracklock never updated item costs for some reason

Gun doorman!!

>enemy team calico, infernus, lash
>their pocket is 6/1 before laning even ends
>our haze is drunk
Funlock

Please nerf Viktor.

>>543591035
Victors kit just tells me he's destined to either be OP as fuck or underpowered and useless. Either you have enough sustain to last forever or your shit your pants and feed.

>>543591194
They should honestly just give him a different 3, no idea what it would be.

>>543590963
I feel like I can't win even by accident during the last 2 days.

>10 game loss streak
>10 game win streak
is this just me? am i that tiltable or are queues rigged

>>543591593
Grope attack
Gropes the enemy

>>543591593
that could only work if they made pain battery have charges and scale better at t3 otherwise he will do no dmg with his shit ass gun

Maybe if they removed the free debuff remover on his cock shock they can actually balance him.

Who is the most technical/complex character in the game currently?

>>543592292
infernus

>>543592292
Mo and krill

>>543592292
Paige

>>543592378
>>543592410
>>543592491
Elaborate

>>543592292
Sinclair I suppose.

>>543592531
No

>>543592292
sinclair or holiday

>>543592531
People say Paige is the e-girl hero but people always forget about the hidden mechanic where you have to avoid being sexually assaulted by Vyper which adds layers of depth and complexity to her kit far beyond most other characters

If i give someone shield from paige's 2 and then echo shard and 2 them again, does it stack or just refresh the shield amount?

>>543592292
Either Sinclair or Doorman. Both are infinite potential characters only limited by your creativity

>>543592292
Paradox, Sinclair, Vindicta, Spirit Doorman.

deadlock heroes ranked by the virginity status of their playerbase GO

>>543592980
viktor players are all virgins

>>543592980
>Get pussy
Kelvin, Wraith, Seven, Dynamo, Grey Talon players
>Get no pussy
Mina, Haze, Billy, Calico players
>Get cock
Paige players

>>543593534
Nothing to do with this, but I love cock.

>>543592980
Seven was too busy reading books like a nerd because he wanted to be an evil isekai villain then went to superjail, now his dick is too crispy to get pussy even if he wanted to.

I think they should actually give up on Mcginnis turrets. Like, just rework the character to not have them. They're just never going to work, they're either obnoxiously impossible to play against or do nothing and give farm to the ehemy team, but not only that her entire kit has to be balanced around her having the stupid turrets.

Delete Ricochet.
The game would be healthier and have more definite archetype without.

I'm in a 11 game losing streak. I don't get it. I don't think I'm the best player all around, but I don't think my entire team should be getting rolled this hard all the time.

>>543594167
watch one of your replays

Has Paige/Victor surpassed Ivy/Seven as the egirl/boyfriend duo combo?

>>543594167
Watch a recording of your matches, you're probably doing a lot of dumb shit

>>543594167
Small indie developer, please understand.

>>543591194
people said this about drifter, mina and victor
soo... hopoo's fault?

>>543594167
queue up with a random from here, surely that can end your streak

>>543592884
I disagree on Vindicta. Stake and alchemical fire followed by a snipe is not the technical peak of this game

>>543594167
you're just making a 50/50 cushion for when you get your 8 game win steak

>>543592292
Viscous has lots of different ability combos
Doorman because of doors
Theoretically Sinclair because it requires you to know all the ults in the game but in practice it seems like the meta is to just build bolt on him

>>543593870
same with lifesteal

>>543592292
Viscous followed by Doorman

>>543592292
Holliday if you get really autistic about airstrafing but practically never needed in a real game
https://www.twitch.tv/illaryaa/clip/ImportantRelentlessTriangleKappaRoss-StCq1HcnvD61SoIu

>mo and doorman gank mcginnis
>I hook mcginnis/mo and start beam
>doorman hits me midair with cart, throws me into another building, stunning me
>wraith is ulted
>mcginnis is killed
>doorman walks across the map with mo

How do you even nerf this without making him useless? His whole kit is cracked.

>>543592292
viscous, holiday, doorman are top 3 Sinclair is also up there but lower ceiling than those 3.

how far can I get with voice and text chat off?

>>543596186
its a bell curve. At low ranks, none. Mid ranks? the illusion that it matters. high ranks? none.

Who's the strongest close-in bruiser:
>Abrams
>Billy
>Victor
?

Character complexity tier list

>>543596676
>Billy at A
>Abrams above Victor
Holy fuck you're retarded.

>>543596676
>tfw infernus and victor main
i love being low iq hehe :3

>>543596858
Billy and Yamato both turn into wet noodles when silenced, so they're both at least somewhat complex
I don't play Abrams so I'm maybe overranking him but Victor is not complex, that's why I like him

>>543596521
victor is really powerful at the moment once he gets all his items, not sure if the others in that list can beat him when he does

>>543594458
>>543594258
>>543594486
>>543594602
>>543594885
Thanks, I just needed a Mina 20k souls above everyone else in my team.

>>543597392
Billy is literally just press 3 then hold w and m1, and occasionally tap Q. MAYBE you 2 into a 1 if they look like they're escaping.
That's it.
That's all he has to do.
There's nothing complex about "walk away if they silence you".

>>543598309
>Killing Blow (self-target)

Trying to come up with more hero ideas, but I'll I've managed is "Lash with tits". Any ideas on how to make this a bit more unique?

>seven with a spanish name afk jungling as we slowly widen to a 30k deficit
just like dota 2, peruvians ruin every moba

>>543592292
the answer is objectively viscous

>>543599908
>Any ideas on how I can stray from The Lash but with tits?
There's no need.

not gonna lie guys I think lady geist is op

You think a Linken's Sphere would be OP in this game? It kinda seem redundant with Counterspell.

>>543601405
Your spellbreaker?

Why do retards still play Seven?

>>543596676
honestly pretty decent list

Just won a game with a 50k deficit because all our farm was on the victor and seven we made space for. LMAO

>>543601405
>blocks one targeted spell on a 14s cd
the difference between it being passive vs active is pretty important
this will just straight up block things specifically designed to shut down one character, like mo&krill or doorman ult, where with counterspell you need to actually parry the spell to stop its effect
also being able to give it to a teammate would be really insane because you could just have your designated support bitch paige build it and then fart it out onto the carry to avoid being targeted by high value spells

>win match
>hero skill rating doesnt change

>win 2nd match (average performance)
>hero skill rating doesnt change

>win 3rd (exceptional performance)
>hero skill rating doesnt change

>win 4th (above average performance)
>hero skill rating doesnt change

>win 5th (average performance)
>hero skill rating doesnt change

whenever you feel like it

>>543601486
probably because they like playing him

Not nearly enough art of the guys in this game in dresses yet

>>543601486
all the retards play mcginnis and wraith though

>infernus leaves early
>we lose all our shit by midgame
>somehow lash locks in and carries us to victory
i can't believe it

how does a creature this vile even exist

>>543602623
she just like me frfr

>>543602623
Wait is this brochelle?

>>543602623
55% winrate is pretty good for being the worst player in the game all the time.

>>543602820
no but its not surprising because I think every mcgs stats look like this

>>543602905
I had him in one of my games and when I checked the forum I see him complaining every single day about matchmaking. This guy sucks ass and blames the matchmaking it's hilarious. Mcginnis every game

>>543603163
maybe he name changed or something then because this dude was complaining about matchmaking, and he wasnt wrong because I had to deal with an eternus smurf stack and the game gave me this dude to match their low accounts, pure misery

I fucking DESPISE Miku Gayass and I get the biggest shot of serotonin when I beat her into the dirt

delete calico

How do the heal creeps work is it a personal cooldown or heal once per phase of x seconds

>>543604204
games today were pretty good because there riggers weren't there

>>543602623
statlocker MVP is heavily kill-focused so if him on mcginnis was just walking around soloing all their objectives and skewing games in their team's favor, statlocker would still consider that dogshit play and rank him last in the lobby because he isn't getting kills

>>543604869
well he was in my game and he was incredibly retarded, had no idea how to lane or econ properly, maybe the strat is really good if an incredible retard shitter like him can maintain a wr above 50%

>>543601303
Why? What makes you think she's in the top 5 most powerful?

>>543604972
crutch character moment

>>543604457
according to the le wiki it's a healing aoe to all in-range friendlies every 6 seconds

do i actually have to start practicing in some aim trainer to get good at this game

>>543605267
absolutely not, theres probably an inverse correlation with players using kovaaks and their ranking

>>543605267
yes
>>543605394
retard

>>543605464
this guy is really proud of hitting emissary after the rank reshuffle!

Are the jump dash items worth it for the early game or should you just buy on 1600 greens instead?

I'm ascendant and have terrible aim

>>543605762
many such cases

>>543605735
what is your character little nigger

>>543605735
I really like early arcane surge on some characters

>>543605809
Just in general, no character in particular.

>>543605941
then the answer is maybe

>>543605735
Kinetic dash is worth on many gun characters but it is not a replacement for greens, purple dash is not good on most and rarely bought in lane at all.

>keep hearing mina gets "outscaled"
is this a psyop by minaha sickos

>play gun drifter
>feel completely useless
>play spirit drifter
>actually have a mid game
>run around menacing every fight with every active
move speed is the strongest stat in the game and all the spirit items have it
buy spirit items

>>543606159
no its not a psyop, she gets outscaled

>>543606237
describe a situation where mina gets outscaled in the late game

>>543606349
ok who wins a duel lategame, mina or haze/infernus/wraith on equal net worth

>>543606159
it le depends on who you're fighting and how they itemize I think
if she's not stacking a ton of bats into the lategame for super hyper dps she can still be killed by a lategame gun carry during her ult

>>543602905
>because I think every mcgs stats look like this
hey I resent that

are you supposed to sell cult sac after a while or is it normal to keep it for the entire game?

>>543606481
youre a viscous player that play mcg, youre different

I love my goo niggas

>>543606486
keep it until you need the slot/active space, it scales both the soul amount and buff power with time so it never falls off.
>>543606539
I just flip back and forth playing one or the other for stretches of time, it's been viscous o'clock for a while.

>>543606486
sell it when you need to sell it
I usually keep it around until slots become an issue but I'm sure there's a case to be made for selling it to get one last item before a teamfight if you think it'll decide the game

>>543587506
6 victors....

>>543589543
both those items suck. just buy plated

>>543606421
in my experience she never takes that duel and then swoops in like batman and just deletes one of the carries before airdashing 6 times in a row into the skybox

Full support Paige is a tell all that you have no fucking clue how to play the game or your character

>>543607168
she doesnt take the duel because she gets outscaled, and better players dont fight in areas where mina deletes them from the skybox

make return fire able to be cast on allies and build into scourge
item is fixed

>>543608051
>just make it the best item in the game
nyooooooo

just played mcginnis for the first time, i don't think i need to try any other heroes

>>543605009
I need to know the following about GEIST:
>Does she have a bush, if yes what kind
>Does she have puffy pussy
>Does she do Anal often (she has big ass and all big ass girls do anal)
>How does her asshole tastes like

Dead dogshit valvedrone game.
Dead dogshit valvedrone general.
There is no hope for this dead before arrival garbage. Yoshi and Hotpoo are braindead paycheck stealing gorillas.

What are my power spikes as spirit lash? Please help I am retarded.

How the fuck do you fight Geist? Silence wave?

>>543608534
Yes. She’s French and old. It’s white like her hair, silky and long. And her ass taste like a dry sherry

>>543609228
Get someone to gank so when one of you gets ulted, the others can just kill her.

>>543609193
take this with a grain of salt because I havent played lash in a minute but your spikes should be

>maj leap
>your 1, 3, or 4 maxed out
>spirit burn
>trans CD
>reverb

make sure youre looking for something as soon as you have leap

>>543608213
>play mcginnis for basically 1000 matches straight
>decide to go rank up all my other heroes who are considerably lower elo
>the entire time I just wish I was playing mcginnis
>5 heroes left with a low skill rating
>once i rank them up i can go back to playing mcginnis
I don't want to duel. I don't want to chase. I don't want to initiate. I don't want to roam. I want to plant my feet and punish any greedy cunts who think they own the map and act like they should be allowed to go anywhere. If you find me, if you jump me, then tough luck you hungry cunt. You're in my territory now.

>>543609193
power go up when you get ult
power go down when enemy buy counter spell
that's it.

>>543609605
How should I be prioritizing my abilities? Do I max out 1 or 3 first? Do I spread the points between the two? Should I be imbueing my 1 or my 3?

Does this depend on whether or not I'm dealing with flyers in my match?

I hate Mina niggers

Is vindicta any good atm?

>>543610006
I genuinely dont know what is best now, even when it was standard to flogmax there were lash players doing ult and 1 builds because they found it more fun, my advice is to follow a build for skill points

>>543610148
thankfully no.

>>543610148
no

>>543609745
this is incredibly based and has cemented that this is the hero i want to play

>>543610152
Alright I'll try to look up some guides and builds. Thanks anon.

>>543610148
She's fine. People ITT gotta stop fretting about low tiers as if they play in tournaments where it would begin to matter

I hate *nf*rn*s players, why do they all do that thing where they just stand still in a 1v1 it's so weird, even when you rape him he can still afterburn you to death he's such a retarded hero

>>543592772
No one knows the answer to this?

>>543610780
I dont play paige but why didnt you just buy the item and test it for yourself after not getting an answer for 4 hours

>>543610881
Fine. I mean, I'm not at home yet, but I guess I'll wait. Or forget that I ever asked.

>>543611017
this is the kind of response I would expect from a paige main

Also I hate how everyone talks shit on this game unprovoked
This faggot abrams talked so much shit and got carried, then I queued again and he was in my lane next game against me and I absolutely fucked him, I hate allchatters

>>543610082
She really is just fucking miserable to fight. There is not 1 part of her kit which is fun to face. No mind games or anything

>>543611070
Alright.

Damn I love melee drifter
>>543611075
Just wait till valve releases global voicelines, tips, and taunts

>>543611161
The only "counterplay" is having to hide and wait out bites like Mirage, it's pretty lame
>>543611194
Don't care because I'm goign to make a million dollars off cosmetics

>>543610758
Exposed robot parts is so sex.

>>543611194
How do I melee people and not get parried

>>543611389
do it super close range because a lot of the reaction time comes from the travel time

>>543611389
never heavy at a distance
heavy the air then heavy
mind games
heavy with abilities like Haze's 1
etc

not him but ya

>>543611389
light melee until they parry, fleetfoot melee cancel then melee again

Update today btw

>>543611635
Abrams passive nerfed by 1%

>>543612001
AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>543612001
infernus nerf

victor nerf

ethereal shift nerf

mina nerf

grey talon nerf

vindicta buff

screenshot this

>>543606456
>"i cant mindlessly press 4 to kill someone in lategame waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh"
the absolute state of mina players

>>543612269
I wont be happy till Mina deleted and the dev whose pet she obviously is, is publicly humiliated and then executed

>>543612426
uh based

>>543612269
>no calico nerf
fucking retard

>>543612471
True but they're probably just letting some old calico mains have some time in the sun desu

Bebop bros
Bomb buffs today

can't wait for a server selection to be added, since this is the dota2 source engine after all

the network relay system keeps fucking me, connecting to servers like Cuck Kong (which always has 20%+ packet loss), relaying randomly through... Singapore or Seattle or Paris. it's such bullshit

can't block them like in CSGO/CS2, and blocking a server will just use another to relay through to it anyway

>>543612471
i didn't list everyone, cheat death is getting buffed too for example but i didn't think i needed to list everything

>>543609228
gank her jungle

>>543612471
eshift nerf is a calico nerf

>>543589543
Because if you buy this + weapon shielding + Plated Armor + Juggernaut,
then nobody can ever kill you with guns anymore.

>>543613007
gottem, shitter went full retard acting pro but didn't realize this

>>543610740
nah as far as the "carries" go she still sucks.
>no one even bought knockdown/P strike for her

How would you nerf Mina?
Hard mode: Nerf her fairly

>>543613007
if eshift isnt nerfed im finally picking up these braindead gun carries just to go capacitator and kill the fuck out of them when they think theyre safe

>>543613381
You can remove eshift with capacitator?

>>543613369
nerf ethereal shift

>>543613007
>>543613259
calico already gets a free eshift with ult

>>543613369
give mystic shot fucking falloff for starters

What if you could self cast Soul Exchange

>>543613474
well, you should since it purges any non-ult debuffs (even cube)
havent tried it yet bec i dont play m1 carries

>>543613868
I feel like because ethereal shift makes you immune to projectiles it wouldn't work

anons debating something that can be tested within a minute

>>543614070
none of my friends are awake this late

>>543613868
you cant hit them bro what the fuck are you shooting LOL

>>543613868
no way it works, you are untargettable and i feel like i would have seen someone do it to me by now if it worked

>>543614108
You can test it by yourself, retardbro, it's very easy

>>543614108
you can script the bot to do it

>>543614198
>>543614243
good to know thanks

>>543613369
Change the silence on her ult to proc once for 2 secs

what boon would (you) ask of the Patron?

>>543614359
one MILLION dollars

>>543613952
if you can remove cube you absolutely should be able to remove eshift (ive never bought this item once or tested the interaction but on paper it should absolutely work)
same with euls in dota

>>543614359
mina ha becomes my sex slave

>>543614481
it would be a good nerf to let people pre-cast shit like curse on them while they're on eshift like you can in cube

>>543614359
whitewash everyone in the cursed apple

>>543614481
cube can be hit by projectiles

>>543614359
I wish to know what to do if I want to do something.

>>543614359
Ivy to be my wife eternal

>>543614481
e shift is more like banish

>>543614570
I wish latina women were real

>my haze gets flamed for not healing when low hp
>haze: "bro deaths before 10 mins dont matter"
>they lose their tower immediately and that lane ganks every single other lane
>lose off snowball
brah how do these animals reach oracle it's unbelievable

>>543614359
To hawk tuah on my thang

>>543601486
because he's cool also you're a fag

>>543611635
Drifter can now slide down the walls with his claws

>>543617832
da hunt begins

>>543548894 (OP)
How big is Wraith's dumptruck without the suit hanging from her back? Asking for a friend.

>>543612780
Please no. Then the peruvians will invade NA again

>>543618375
you can see it on thezipline if you tilt your camera or boost
It's nice

has anyone leaked the rubber house trooppers yet?

Stop buying backstab on drifter

That shit does no damage and delays your build. Unless you are supporting then carry on

morpling bros...

>3 gun carries
Fuck my nigger life

>>543620050
Hey man me too. Infernus, haze, wraith, calico, and abrams to boot while I was also on lash.

This shit sucks man. Just feels like I can't do a damn thing.

>>543620050
Sometimes, the matchmaking just gives you an unwinnable one buddy. Onto the next

>>543620050
I dont see a team with 3 gun carries?

1
>Drifter, bebop
2
>haze, infernus
????

>>543619690
bro if this game is 80% complete it's like 95% dead. This is not remotely good at all for a finished product
>urn
>mid boss
>stompy matchmaking + snowball economy
it sucks cause valve is too big to even care about flopping this game nobody actually bothers to make it good there's no risk

>>543619690
QRD on dota 2 morph?

>>543620720
zero reading comprehension award

>>543620805
He still looks like shit even after 15 years. Other heroes have had total model updates but Morphling has remained his low res texture looking retard ass that entire time. Imagine Deadlock releases and Yamato still has her Neon Prime look in 15 years time

>>543620602
Don't be disingenuous Anon, the game is shitty enough as is sometimes.

I really hope they roll back the bullet buffs next patch, its so tiresome for games to be decided solely by who has 2+ gun carries

>>543620720
it says the game will be 80% complete in a year from now

>>543620805
Winter 2026 is literally 2 months from now. This game is not remotely close to being done. Even if it meant 2027 I dont think it's going to be ready. Half this game doesnt work as intended. The map is fucked up, the pacing is fucked up, mid boss is too strong, urn is still garbage in every way. The only thing that works well is the hero design there are a lot of fun ones. Maybe if they scrapped the moba and just made it like overwatch it could be ready to release in a year

>>543620906
I've never seen anyone call paradox a gun carry she's a support in my mind

>>543620720
What's it like in 2026 bro? What the current price of Bitcoin?

Winter = December

Simple as

>make it so ethereal shift is an 80% damage reduction instead of 100%
There, item fixed

>>543619690
>winter 2026
They mean in 2 months from now, so after christmas, or in a year form now?

>>543622396
Year from now. Winter 2025 is Dec 25-Feb 26.

>>543622396
The rumors he referenced are about Jan 2026

>>543553931
>>543554060
>4~5 retards in my team just keep running after enemies and do not touch creeps
>2 or even 3 lanes are pushing our objectives
>Have to clean it up and don't join retarded fights far away from any zipline access because why the fuck would I
>Team ends up inevitably dying
>Trade an objective but enemy pushes base
>Successfully defend because I'm mowing them down
>Team proceeds to throw away this sliver of hope by running at the enemy to die again without taking any objective
>Repeat ad nauseum until I can't 1v6 anymore or make a mistake
90% of my losses would have been avoided if my team just pushed the waves. Worst part is I do manage to win some of those games and carry retarded fucking monkeys who only deserve to lose.

why is there even a secret playtest to begin with?

Miniggers really do deserve to be put in cartel videos

>>543623165
Uncle Dane Incident 丹叔叔事件

>sort items by pick rate, lowest to highest
>buy in order

Nothing personal meta slaves

I dont understand anything about this game. I feel like im doing all the same things as everyone else and that I should be doing but it's like everyone else just gets twice as many souls as me.

>>543622274
that goes against the item design too much for that kind of item
they need to massively increase the cooldown, probably to a minute

>>543623427
Your priority is probably messed up

It goes waves>sinners>jungle>boxes

>>543623165
I dont get why either. Someone said because hero labs was a failure, but they barely even did anything for hero labs so it can't be that.

I think they are just embarrassed by a lot of their updates and dont want to piss off too many players at once so they can roll back shitty changes that are disliked without having everyone see them.

In any case, the devs are stupid and 90% of the design team (not the coders or artists) need to be fired.

>>543623638
>artists
the artists that came up with the original shits need to be fired.
Those who made the new heroes need to stay.

>>543623638
They probably had trouble parsing the massive amount of contradicting feedback

>>543623815
I really want to know if Valve indeed consulted Sweet Baby for Neon Prime and then decided to ditch them after internal/external feedback.