Thread 543685439

Patch where

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Wiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Game
News: https://dota2.com/news
Patches: https://dota2.com/patches
Updates: https://dota2.com/news/updates
Lore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Lore
For League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lol
Bug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issues
X: https://x.com/dota2

>STATISTICS
https://dota2protracker.com/
https://dotabuff.com
https://opendota.com
https://stratz.com
https://stats.spectral.gg
Personal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/

>ESPORTS
https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esports
https://datdota.com
https://dota2.com/esports
https://gosugamers.net/dota2

Previous: >>543150774

alive gaem

Buff Hoodwink

WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?!?

>>543686661
ritual posting

>>543686904
but it's the first time i post that

QRD on Masao? He just disappeared

>>543687618
he killed himself

>>543687618
died of his death

>>543687618
Hes too busy playing Megabonk to stream rn
Once he 100%'s the game he will come back

>>543687618
he an hero

sex with hoodwink

hookwink is basically a league of legends hero, and marci isn't too far behind FUCK THEM MARCI & HOODWINK NIGGAS

HOODNIGGAS

So what do we think of Dota 2 Power Points?

>wake up
>no patch

>>543691632
honestly tried to watch the vids but couldn't bear more than 20 seconds

total furnigger destruction

Willow's spellkit is just insane, is she free mmr if you know her well?

>>543691839
There was a patch just now to remove the Cache vote.

>>543696643
the hero doesnt push therefore isnt free mmr

Do you still have fun playing this video game?

>>543702036
I'd say about 70% of the games are okay and are fine even when losing, 25% are miserable and make me wish death upon my teammates and 5% are super fun and exciting with amazing coordination and execution.

>>543702036
I never had fun playing this videogame.

>>543702036
every game

>>543703017
then why are you here

>>543702036
Yes, a lot of fun.

>>543704929
just to suffer

>>543705596
there are better things to do with your life

>>543705951
Suffering is all there is to life

>>543706698
you're doing it wrong

I know valve is an absolutely shitty company that can't even do below the minimum maintenance work, leave their games to rot and is only interested in shoveling secondhand gambling and parasocialize cultistic fanbases to throw scraps to for easy millions and social imaging, but

What would you change doto for it to gain back some of it's previous glory and hype
(blowing or restructuring valve headquarters doesn't count, as it's the obvious solution)

>>543708472
return the pre reborn art style.

is this normal or am I getting throttled?

Is this normal or am I getting throttled?

>>543709762
I really don't get why you deleted it

I just came on my girlfriends feet and she refuses to lick my coom off her toes. What are some heroes to play to starve off my anger for her disobeying me?

>>543711445
Hoodwink.

why does tf2 get to have 'classic version' mods available directly on steam but dotards get jack shit
6.89 when...

>>543714648
>thinking 6.89 was good
holy newfag

8.0 when

>>543708472
nothing lol valve just need to update it that all people want

>>543714648
go download dota 2 classic

>>543708472
New event

>>543720308
lawsuit status? and what "le bad thing" did he say about pewtinpie anyway?

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!

I always thought illusions couldn't use MKB, I've been playing since Dota 1.

What patch gave illusions true strike off MKB or other items? I can't find it in the wiki.

>>543722258
idk but I miss the mini-bash

This game fucking sucks, you can't even kill anyone solo as a core anymore. Supports have 4000000 hp, glimmer cape, ghost, etc at 10 minutes. What a fall from grace, dota is dead

>>543723215
Actually it's too easy to kill people as core, you're just bad.

>>543708472
1. russians, turks, bong cunts, iranians and other USSR derivates server locked to russian server. vpn bullshittery, detecting cyrillic and turk "i" in nickname or chat (written and voice) deletes the account.
2. rework the behavior system so mine stops tanking in turbo despite never being toxic (pings, tips, pausing, griefing, passive cuntgression, etc.)
3. rework report system by simply lowering the standard for shadow pool
4. improved update frequency because meta gets stale real fast. es and magnus are almost as annoying as pb, razor, tiny and dp era.
5. updated tutorials to get actual new people into the game and ingame help instead of paywalling it via shit+. herald reviews are a great insight into this.
6. role pick when qing for all modes that rely on "all pick". this would also remove token farming bullshit.
7. further improve economy for non cores to further lower the impact of "win mid win game", and instigate more brool/less farm. of course braindead clickers (read: carries) will remain unchanged as they will prefer farming creeps over bitches (especially ursa "players"), but over time their kind will go extinct.

none of this will ever happen because dota is a rage bait simulator for retards who are addicted to gambling, ragebaiting and getting pissy. everything is working as intended. my next break after november event (if any) if that means anything to you. thank you for reading my blog.

>>543723567
I would destroy you in a 1v1 fucking retard peruvian

Post your steam account

lets go monkey

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPf56swxQng
>s1mple playing more dota than CS2
we are so fucking back bros

>>543723215
>nooooo i can't kill anyone this game needs a baby mode for me waaaahhh!!!

>>543728852
Coretrannies get constantly pandered to yet they always whine
I hope the next patch is a support patch

>>543729019
>I hope the next patch is a support patch
Jungler here (almost extinct species)
Every fucking patch since like 10 years ago has been support patch, what the fuck are you talking about

>>543729165
We haven't had a support patch in at least three years, every patch is either mid (like now) or carry

BARD FROG COMING IN HOT!
Tomorrow's update will give us new hero

Trust the fucking plan!

>>543722523
I asked Grok it was 7.07, it wasn't actually documented in the patch notes, but the spell change to "Pierce" on everything added the ability for illusions to use it.

No wonder building butterfly to try and survive PL or CK hasn't seemed to be effective at times....my whole life has been a lie.

>overwatch case
>"""support""" juggernaut
>jungling from minute 0
Why are carrytrannies like this?

finally esports

>>543733797
juggernaut support
max healing ward first then blade spin
put all talent trees into healing ward
item order: arcane > heal locket (it doesnt even work on the healing ward) > spirit vessel > dagon > divine rapier (ao you can kys and give it to your carry)
get sent to low priority

>NOOOO YOU CANT PLAY OFFMETA SHIT!!!!! JUGG SUPPORT ISN'T APPROVED BY THE COMMUNITY (streamers)!!!!
the absolute state of doturds

>>543736930
As long as it isn't ranked who cares

4chan x doesn't work in this thread for me for some reason

what the fuck? every other thread works.

which SEA country are the SEA players mostly from?

>>543741061
Philippines and Malaysia I believe.

lizZard got that vegeta hairline going on

>>543741041
>4chan x doesn't work in this thread for me for some reason
for it doesn't work at all thanks to jewrom updates. so I use it via tampermonkey. works 90% of the time, needs a an f5 when it deosn't.

>>543744594
Yeah I use it with tampermonkey too. But just this one thread it doesn't work. Works on other threads on this board and all other boards. Very weird.

>my pos3 bat builds dagon 1st
>lose game
wcyd

>>543745654
putting spell lifesteal on dagon was a mistake

glad to see getting dumpstered on CS as wex invoker is a universal experience

Topson is going a bit too ham on his viewbotting

These Yakub guys are psychopaths

Getting to immortal as pos 5 doesn't count.

>>543756042
it counts moreso than any other role. You are at the mercy of:
>your team not fucking up the draft
>your carry not counterpicking himself
>your carry not being dogshit
>your engager to actually engage
I love the pos5 heroes but it is THE cuck role. pos3 feels much better to play as you have actual impact on the game past laning phase.

The thing is, as a core you are at the mercy of your support during the laning phase which can shape your mid/late game but as a support you can win the lane/go even and still lose the game because your impact falls of dramatically

>>543756042
Getting to immortal as support is more impressive than doing it as core though.

Betboom is dogshit but somehow less shit than this VP line up

VG vs Tundra now. Interesting to see how VG does.

I have a niggernaut fatigue

Okay what actually defines a mid
>Carry - Centered around their attack damage, scales better into late game
>Offlaner - Tankier than a carry and usually has higher impact early game
>Mid - ????

>>543766956
Usually the smartest person in the room

Legion is such a fucking dogshit hero it's unreal

>>543767931
he clearly meant heroes, guess you aren't a mid player

>>543766956
playmaking ability with high damage

>>543768132
There is no "mid" hero. Every hero is better off in mid player's hands. Mids are on average way better at the game than anyone else.

>>543766956
playmaking ability with high mid game damage from the xp advantage with abilities
hero scales with items is not doesnt required to right click to deal damage

>>543766956
small peni

>>543768512
>hero scales with items is not doesnt required to right click to deal damage
but doesnt*
i restructured the sentence but then didnt proofread
such is life

wtf mind control is back

>>543773607
>discount ceb

>>543768274
If we're talking about good players, then it goes like this
Pos 4>Pos 2>Pos5>Pos1>Pos 3

>>543775436
How is 4 better than 2

>>543778685
Because pos 4 has more things to do on the map.

>>543685439 (OP)
Invis should be absolutely core on Tide.

Invis detection (outside of specific heroes) is limited to dust, sentries, and gem.
Nobody is buying Gem for invis tide
Blubber removes dust
Tide can just walk away from sentries

>>543779584
I disagree. Good 4’s maybe. But in general no theyre as retarded as 3

>>543780567
Gem should be purchased even if there is no invis hero on the enemy team. It's amazing for maintaining map control and keeping the enemy blind when you're ahead.

why did they remove the side shop

>>543784552
5 couriers

will gabe rug pull our skin economy next?

>>543786128
He will revitalize it

>>543786128
what is the dota2 hat market cap anyways?
i doubt its anywhere close to 6 billy

I do not think there anything more satisfying currently than doing refresher zeus with aghs and divine, literally you press ulti to delete

>>543786474
8 billys

7.40 be released with a brat loli Pugna persona.

>>543786128
yeah valve is under fire for gambling shit

>>543786991
Loli pugna persona is one of the main characters in the new event

phantom lancer Is literally nigger tier
t. drow main

>>543789661
Doesn't Drow Aghs destroy him?

>>543789661
drow is nigger tier

patch today dotards!

TRUST THE PLAN

>>543793228
lol no

wow this kick platform is trash

You guys are missing a great Mouz v Falcons game 2 because it's on Kick

Gaben is literally HIM collecting souls of poor skin andies.

>1st pick huskar is viable
patch when

>>543798313
>Viable
Since when? Just pick a phys carry or ancient apparition.
Even then, if you just get a hero with break, he gets ultra cucked.
Blame Dota 2 Powerpoints for 1st pick huskar.

>>543798313
falcons picked it in the second round after banning aa lmao

>>543798034
*opens kick*
>its a recap
kys liar

>>543798034
support gyro is fun

I did the viper cancer vomit build before Topson did and people flamed me for it, now it's "meta" because le heckin streamer stole my idea

>>543798463
best team in the world just 1st phase banned it because they lost the previous game even though they had aa

I hate nu-Dota balancing and how some heroes are unkillable unless you pick one out of the 2 counters they have, and if you counter them they become useless.

>>543800196
one of the "best teams" at the finals of the TI also picked juggernaut, an extremely unreliably carry, on a final.

>>543800531
You forgot the Clinkz.

Why is Marci persecuted so much

Now that valve destroyed the CSGO economy can they let me fucking buy QOP arcana already

>>543804243
>Now that valve destroyed the CSGO economy
qrd?

https://voca.ro/13wEZUQCRROE
Ah yeah baby once again.

>>543804708
You used to only get knives and gloves from opening lootboxes but now you can trade up skins up to a knife/gloves

This Chen hero huh?

>>543805296
So all those knives that were worth thousands upon thousands are now trash?

>>543805930
Not trash but some have dropped in price significantly.

It's TI finals Sneyking's hero completely invalidates Jugg in game 5
It's this game Sneyking's hero completely invalidates Jugg in game 3

valve is so based
https://www.eurogamer.net/counter-strike-2-update-wipes-nearly-2-billion-off-skin-market-value-by-making-fancy-knives-and-gloves-easier-to-get

>>543810095
When will Gaben make it so I can trade 10 blue uncommon Pugna sets for Drow arcana?

bros where's mason

>>543811821
lost everything in the cryptocrash and is going full sexybamboe

>>543811821
grubbed too hard and is now flatlining

At this point I'm having more fun looking at cstards killing themselves than playing this hemorrhoids simulator

Sex with crazy pussy rylai

Do you have hope for dota?

Do you have hope for life?

>>543820369
yes

yes

>>543820369
no

I was born with a micropenis so uh not really, can't even troon out

>>543820859
Isn't that perfect for trooning out?

>>543821006
>Isn't that perfect for trooning out?
I mean yea but I have a pretty wide frame so it's pretty grim

Quinn has moved on to Deadlock so why haven't you?

>>543826649
I don't play bad games

sex with lina

how is this lil' nigga still not mobilized?

>>543826649
lol so quinn blew his team up just to play deadlock nasty work

>>543826649
dota2 is still where his heart is

deadlock is a boring game when you realize it's not dota - too shallow -, not cs2 - aim skill doesn't matter -, it's essentially team fortress, a game about learning all the retarded source 2 movement little tricks, that's what the game is about and it's shit

Do you guys think that object coming from out of the solar system is aliens? Will they play dota?

anyone got the old nerfnow comic that says "retarded build / new meta" and it's nature's prophet with a blink dagger? i cant

>m-god returns
>/d2g/ silent

>>543841920
you cant what? d-dotard?

>>543841920
I only have naked QoP

>>543841920
Ok I also have naked TA and Windrunner

Haven't played since 2018, is there any new hip dota lingo?

>>543843327
how the fuck did ogre magi get an arcana before invoker or am or any of the other classics

>>543844790
Reddit hero

Marci is my wife

>>543845879
But she can't say "I do"

I'm hungry dotards. What's up for dinner?

>>543847268
ur mom

LOL!

>>543847284
It's not going to get any easier

confluence is going to blow your brains out in november 7th, it's literally going to be the greatest thing ever happened in gaming ever, you can't wait for it, don't miss out or you'll regret it

>mason 900 viewers
kek

>big uni project due tomorrow
>spent all day chain queuing
>havent even started
fuck
heroes for this feel?

What is fluffy hat made of? What's so fluffy?

>>543851121
undying

>>543851287
Lina's armpit hair

>>543851287
Hoodwink sheddings

>>543854359
Shaved Hoodwink or shaved Ench, who's hotter

all these players yet queuing takes a fucking eternity

>>543855816
What are you queuing for?

>>543856887
turbo, all pick

>>543856921
90% of people play ranked only, every other mode is practically dead

lots of people paly turbo

>>543857404
lots of people are also gay, you for example

I think there should be more Ench

>>543858471
I lol'd

>>543858471
Why does turbo leave you more buttblasted than the fag you are replying to?

>>543859821
That one's censored I can tell, you know you could probably post a real deer's genitals so I don't see why it's gotta be a big deal

>>543859909
not the guy you're replying to but turbo Is fun as fuck

>>543852963
armpit sex with lina

>>543860045
Post uncensored deer

>>543860220
Turdbo is the worst mode by far.
Only browns like it.

Tundra vs BB match is fire yo

easy for betboom :)

>9class pos4 Void Spirit
>Ari pos5 Void Spirit
my pubs...

matchfixing?

>>543880603
...are going to be FUN

>>543880603
There are no good support heroes this patch, next patch will finally be a support patch.

>>543880982
you meant int heroes*
there are lots of good supports

>>543880603
it's probably trending in high mmr is my guess

Her?
She won.

>>543881721
She should have won, but she lost.

The thing I hate about kick tournament streams is that you don't get the twitch extension. I like looking at what items heroes has, how much dmg everyone has done and so on.

>>543882658
One the plus side you can rewind it while its live to rewatch bits you didnt quite catch

>>543882658
watch in-client

MIDNIGHT PULSE>BLACK HOLE>REFRESHER>BLACK HOLE

Pricked my finger and had to put bandage over it so i cant play the game anymore

It's pretty cool how Parivision didn't change players straight after TI

What the fuck, Mind_Control is not fat anymore?

Naga is such a broken bullshit hero needs more nerf

Where is the stream?

>>543895136
Kick

>>543895197
Yikes.

>>543691632
i think he's a swell guy and im so glad hes getting so many artists to draw pugna chan and im sure theres no way he browses these threads or is a member of the /d2g/ guild and i hear hes really handsome to boot
>>543695339
ah well
>>543798463
i dont think i have that much of an impact on matchmaking yet, though i could be wrong

>>543866828
You should have asked a little earlier and I probably would have

>>543898753
post the pugnas

>>543898753
>ah well
just to clarify some more i think it's my own brainrot not necessarily the content

>>543899946
post the deers you fucking pussy

THE WOLF IS AT YOUR DOOR!

>>543900570
i use them as avatars when i post here, but the rest are regularly published in the discord. theres a hilarious mix of really talented artists and ps paint shitposts that tickle me. the last time i linked it here you shitters couldnt handle it and i had to ban you all so i wont be doing so again.
>>543900740
thats fine, i dont expect everyone to enjoy my content. thank you for giving it a try.

Sex with Hoodwink

>>543903167
none of the shit you're posting has any talent to it don't kid yourself

>>543904762
Laning with Hoodwink

>>543905269
can't wait to suck some toes tonight

>>543904936
Your honor, we find this post BASED on all accounts

Nightfall and Mikoto duo looking great

>Had like 100+ double downs left over
>Fuck it
>Recalibrate from legend 5
>Start doubling tactically when I hit 30% calibration
>70-80mmr swings for win
>In 2 months I'm now Divine 4
I feel like such a hackfraud, checking dotabuffs before game starts then deciding if I should double.

>>543905269
>23
Post uuhhh 17

>>543907467
Bad roll, 17 was a rest day so all you get is a doodle

half of the posts here are furry shit

what went wrong?

>>543909789
There's like 4 Hoodwinks, which is 4 too many but it's hardly half

>>543908471
Cute thanks

if you speak a single word in voice or chat i will report you

>>543908471
You're drawing one each day for October?

>>543909789
Honestly every post should be a Hoodwink post.

>>543911721
yes sir

>>543914221
That's great, new Hoodwinks for my Hoodwink folder are always appreciated and I really like yours

>>543914619
glad to hear it, I like making them

>>543916002
>Hoodwink wearing Mireska's clothes
What is Mireska wearing? Is she naked?

how many people use last hitting scripts?

>>543916638
don't worry she got her clothes back

>>543918243
lame she should be naked at all times

>>543918243
What's going on one the bottom right

Someone please pay sorapoi to draw more dota holy fuck all of you "artists" are shit with no concept of what's actually good

dead furry general

>>543919887
Post art

>>543919887
I don't think Sorapoi is very affordable...or does commissions at all.

sex with fluffy lina

>>543919887
not your personal army

>>543909789
jews won and they're our greatest ally!

>>543921386
why do the good ones always hate money?

>>543923845
did you try offering a million dollar for a commission?

>>543923845
He/She is doing great on susbcribestar and sites like that, I think.

>>543919887
no no please don't pay for more dota art I beg of you please don't teach me a lesson!

>>543924762
Very cute

>>543926843
>blight stone blocks your path

>lose game
>lose 4mmr
what?

>>543927692
good job agent

>make a missclick mistake at the start of a fight that cost an ally his life
>team fight still goes on for a full minute
>he's spending the entire teamfight pinging and cursing at me
I made a mistake and he's right to be upset, I get it, but shut the fuck up in that moment. Ping me and wish death upon my mother after the teamfight is done not while it's still going, it's distracting everyone and isn't productive at all.

fuck I thought I could get some quick games on a friday HOWEVER the weekend retards are playing early

Can you lose com score points if your only coms are the Well played chat wheel and teammate death timers

>>543905269
>Playing core with a hoodwink on your lane and slowly losing your mind because he's fucking things up whilst you're grandmaster at the hero

Dotards, give me some tips to playing support Pugna.

>>543937684
buy shard drop the ward in a teamfight and leech from it

>Every match is 1 hour even when all 3 lanes are won
Why?

>>543937782
Shouldn't I be prioritizing using the ult to heal allies in a fight?

>>543937819
Had an 80 minute game today, was completely drained after it. It was exhausting.

>>543937935
Nah you do that on lane or in the aftermath, The heal rate isn't enough to keep someone alive if they're getting targeted

>>543937819
noobs don't know how to end games

>>543937819
because then you would be complaining games are either too long or too short.

male lc persona when?

>>543947826
ewwww why

>>543956209
LC used Garithos' model in Warcraft III Dota.

>>543901436
Alright alright

>>543957374
Her tits are exposeda4ty4.

>>543957449
so?

How did mason go from playing at TI to being a washed up pleb?

>>543957449
Her teats are in this one

normal games are UNPLAYABLE, it's insane

>>543958536
Because he was just lucky to get invited to EG in the first place.

>>543937684
if you want advice you should always mention your rank

>>543958972
Low immortal (6k).

>>543937015
Depends on if people decide to report you for your passive aggressive shit

WHERE IS ARTEEZY

my friend just gifted me ember spirits immortal shoulders im so happy bros

>>543965720
congrats anon, it's a good looking hat

and a very fun hero to play too

Midas should be a tier 5 neutral
- no longer have to nightmarishly balance it around autistic pro farming strats
- completely avoids like 90% of the opportunity cost issues associated with aforementioned autistic pro farming strats
- situational based on how the match has been going rather than being based on how a match might potentially play out
- kinda like pirate hat so we know it does actually work without breaking the game in half
- thematic meme potential based on its rarity

>what about ogre
fuck him
>what about arc warden
fuck him

is there any way to get the no hats mod again

>>543967452
neutral items shouldn't exist, nor midas

heroes for this feel

>>543970259
people are putting all their money on videogame dresses, imaginary currencies backed by nothing or no one and betting websites
neoliberalism really destroyed capitalism to a degree it'll get another great depression to bring things back down to earth again

>>543970259
Ringmaster

>>543973024
I always remember it, I use the TI10 music pack, the best one

>>543966238
lucky to have met such a fren

>>543970259
SF >>543798112

>>543973024
wdym i always have the OST

confluence, november 5th

behavior score is absurd, it's much harder than gaining mmr

give me your gayest offlane combos

>>543990061
venomancer necrolyte

>>543990482
who the fuck is necrolyte

>>543990593
dumb zoomer

>>543989108
just don't lose it?

>>543990749
fuck off league tard

>>543990593
Old Eron

>>543989108
Literally just don't be a gargantuan faggot

>>543990593
Eron Islesion

>>543992085
>>543992724
are you dying?

does anyone have a mouse recommendation? I want a wide mouse, been using this tiny light one and my hand is hurting, I think I have to get a wide mouse and rest the hand on it for it to stop hurting

>>543992085
>>543992724
>Implying I know some namefaggot off here

On the topic of Eron Islesion, when are they buffing him? He's been trash for years and the last patch fucked him over for no reason.

>>543994481
Never

I had a nightmare the new collector's cache released and it had the centaur courier skin
I'm still reeling

>>543967452
>bitching about midas when helm is running rampant
Midas is shit and is fine as a fallback option for cores that get dumpstered in lane.

You almost had that.

>>543994432
that's so fucking hilarious, I didn't understood it until I checked leddit

>>544000589
qrd?

Every dota video is some stupid shit like this, where did everyone go
All the real youtubers speak russian or spanish

>>544001535
stinger was cucked by pakaz and is not the father of the son he thought was his

Good night dotards

>>544001560
nah, there are tons of people trying to be the new BSJ on youtube

>>544001741
Goodnight dotard

>>544001842
No there arent every english PA video in 4 months is that shit or replayjeets/SEA
The only real video I've seen in a month is an arteezy stream upload but cut down

>>544001535
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1offszd/stinger_goes_on_peruvian_tv_show_to_discuss_that/

>>544001947
watch crabby

>>544002021
>a billion guides
Watch what?

>>544002123
what the hell do you want to watch, it's guides or memes, it has always been guides or memes

>>544002232
Gameplay of people playing and explaining their game, as we used to have

>>544002316
that's a guide now, doing live commentary is way too hard

What'd I fucking tell you
Do only russians and mexicans care about this game now?

>>544002695
That sucks

That's it, im going to play ToME until the new patch.

>>544005426
nice, that's a great choice

yandex is 2-0ing heroic...

>>543843327
>Lyralei
>Fellow support
NGMI

Tundra vs Nigma starting, Pure playing Kez again.

>>544013227
i was told that hero was unplayable

>>544013326
yeah if you're bad and low iq like the person that told you

DUDE WHAT IF WE MADE BROOD OP AS FUCK
LOL!!!!

Are any of you asian?

Boy it sure is hard to nerf Leshrak so he doesn't fucking kill you in 1 second with his retarded fucking nigger pure damage :)

kez lost, again

Realistically, when is the patch dropping?

>>544023243
mid to late november

>>544001963
>Its even worst that it says, he knew the baby wasnt his (he had a vasectomy 4 years ago) and still signed with his last name and was willing to be her father.
>The girl doesnt want him near her baby because of their toxic relationship and wants his last name removed and wants to separate the child from him. He went on that TV show to keep the child
KEEEEEEEEEK

>>544023243
Some point after the 5th of November.

>>544025747
DRAWFAGS give me some nice Lina's soles, I want them nice and sweaty, shiny and delicious

>>544001741
sincerely hope you never wake up

>>544008102
Hopefully that heroic dick riding stops

>>544023243
We can easily play on this patch till next year

Do dotards wash their dick or does Pugna like it stinky?

>>544032583
Pugna likes stinky smelly dotard dick.

>>544032583
>>544034160

there is no more boring hero than this faggot
all this nigga does is just walk towards you

>>544034943
I keep forgetting what his W does since they change it so much. Is it a dispel now or BKB?

>>544034943
Aba

>>544034943
spectre but the hero is fundamentally broken so she's "fun"

Haven't played in three months, no way am I gonna play ranked first, need a bot match before spamming unranked pubs.

>>544037469
Also how the fuck did Falcons win a TI? Spirit is below a shitty NA team?

>>544038009
>Spirit
Played like shit.
>Tundra
Whitemon had visa issues and couldn't play, Crystallis as their pos1 lmao.
>Paravision
Just ban MK and Slark and 9class does nothing.

>>544036708
aba has a fun shield save, mekansm aghs heal builds were literal godmode and attack speed on towers was fun pushing mechanism

Came back to the game after 10 years. How do I learn things back quickly? What always confused me is where to play what character. Also what is the most played unranked mode? All pick?

if you want to drink Eiritel's pee too, reply to this post.

>>544041539
not saying i don't, but where's the love for nami?

>>544036953
im really not keen on nuspectre. only being scary every 3 minutes until the 50 minute mark when you become unbeatable isnt as good as the current incarnation, but it was way more cozy
t. spectre picker

>>544042171
You mean the broken global tp that lets you swap out is better than a fair and balanced ult?
woah....

is gabe based or nah

>>544040119
Like 90% of people play ranked only, turbo is the most popular unranked mode

>>544042602
>being forced to change anti-consumer behavior because of basic consumer right laws again
>"OMG HE'S SO BASED!"
Its like thinking someone is based for using lube when fucking you in the ass

>>544042602
Based and minnowpilled, whaletroons in suicide watch.

>>544042839
>using lube when fucking you in the ass
Note: most companies fail this simple task.

>>544042735
I am not ready yet. I forgot champions, builds, general rules. I only remember league stuff. I would ruin people games as of now

>>544043238
>I would ruin people games as of now
So?

>>544043694
Idk.. getting flamed? Ruining experience?

>>543691839
I pop back in here for the first time in years and people still post my forced Malcolm X meme from 2014. It's my only legacy on this earth.

another game griefed by offlane earthshaker

>>544043809
Having 20k hours and playing 10 games a day doesn't stop people from doing that
Play some turbo games or something then get into ranked, the sooner the better

>>544044087
Should I watch some guides.. get a hero pool.. understand roles? or just go full mongoloid into games?

>>544044186
Pick the guy that looks the coolest, look up a quick guide online or follow an in game guide (not torte de lini) then do whatever in turbo

>>544043238
Just play unranked, people are chill.

>>544044995
so Turbo? Any of you wanna play with me?

>>544045569
>so Turbo
I play all pick unranked, never gonna bother with Turbo.

>>544045569
My pc is broken so I can't, stuck using an old shitty laptop that can't run dota

I wish there was a gamemode where you could just grief, troll, build non-meta items and things like carry supports and everyone was competing to play the worst

Hey Guys, Gabe Newell here.

I have some free time today and can sit down to answer a couple questions.

>>544048420
whats your favourite hero?

>>544047628
That's turbo

>>544048464
My favorite hero is Sand King.

>>544048420
When are we getting the loli Pugna persona that you promised us?

>>544048585
holy shit its really him

>>544048420
When are you crashing the dota market with no survivors?

>>544048614
Probably never.

>>544048660
That is up to the community.

>>544048843
It's over...

Anyways guys, my Yacht is about to leave port. Glad I could answer a few questions.

- Gaben

>win 14/15 games
>commend everyone
>get a gorillion commends back
>goyscore only increases by around 300 points
so what, is it capped at +20 per game then? what a shitload of fuck

>>543937819
Learn how to siege high ground

>>543957374
Sexxxx

>>543957374
Id fuck that doessy so hard even untouchable wouldnt have an effect on mr

>>544014461
Isnt she? Could end game sub 30 mins if youre not a complete retard

>>544047628
Thats turbo

>>544048420
Why (You) reddit-spacing?

So dead

Mason bros?

PSG here have you guys tried metamucil

I bet mason takes citrucel or metamucil if he doesn't he will start within a few years

Anyway just imagine being able to take a bigger shit in ONE day. You barely have to do anything. This should interest you

Heroes who take the biggest shits per body mass:
Crystal Maiden

>>544062167
I took a huge shit today, felt like it was ripping my asshole apart then it clogged the toiled because it was shaped like a mace.
It was not a good shit.

Vore hero when?

>>544062687
Did it really clog the toilet? I have a toto toilet that can suck down an American football

>>544066706
Yeah, massive shit + limescale that i should have scrubbed with hydrochloric acid long ago

is the fat man out of shitpool?

>>544071096
No he talked the other day about just buying a new account because it's so bad.

>>544071096
No, he was talking to his chat the other day about either buying another behavior boost or just buying a new account because the games in the shitpool are so bad.

so how do I chat wheel in pregame now?

>>544071239
>>544071291
PSG here

Apologize

>>544073228
I'm also in the shitpool and can confirm it's unplayable and there's no way out. Literally crabs in a bucket pool. You can say nothing, try your hardest to win every game and if you lose you will get mass reported no matter what.

>>544073957
Really? That's crazy because I said that for like 8 years and 1000+ people told me I was wrong

Don't forget hilariously beating the 5500mmr guy from 1300 MMR! Playing down there makes you good at dota in a few ways.

>>544071625
hold on, i'll go fetch my manhwa image first, then i'll answer you ;)

>>544071291
>>544073957
damn, we will never get kino matches where mason gets in a game with pros and wins and gives a speech at the end, its just shitpool purgatory forever, a fate worse than henry

there is no such thing as shitpool
stop being a toxic piece of shit who gets reported every game

Breaking news: Dota 2 Streamer Mason dies in plane crash

>>544075316
mason may occasionally flame but he doesnt ruin games

>>544076352
?
hello mason?
you ruin games constantly? and flaming is why ur fucking reported

>>544076108
no risk of that happening bro didnt even get on a plane to go to TI when it was 2 states away from him

>>544076352
He gets mad at his teammates which in turn become more mad. It spirals out of control and the game is ruined.
Kind of like what basketball americans do, one looks another in a wrong way, one ends up dead other in jail.

>watching mason in 2025
literally more whiny than bsj

>>544077281
Americans drive 2 states.

Hey guys, Mason here. Ask me anything!

All English dota streamers are whiny bitches

>>544076352
Flaming your team is ruining the game

>two teammates buy refreshers and never use them because they don't want to waste the first charge
thanks valve

>queue with some retard with 14000 games
>he is completely incapable of showing even a seconds worth of foresight and throws every single meepo net directly onto people
>never micros, no map awareness
>afk jungle half the game
how can people be so fucking bad after spending actual literal continuous years playing this game? its such a grim thought

>>544082798
some people just dont care and are just in it to piss away time or whatever

why does mason listen to nigger music

>>544088504
his a nigga from the hood
look at him, blacker than jubei

jubei is only like 1/4 black anyways
his white single mother should have drowned him t b h

>>544082798
>how are you still not at the wrc if you drive every day
this is your argujment

>>544041745
Tatar or something.

Been watchan some league lately. They're conducting their TI and...
Guess how many koreans/chinese/euros/ameribros made it to playoffs without looking it up.

>>544094967
4kr, 1cn, 2eu, 1na?

>>544096326
I was talking in terms of players but you're pretty much on the money.
5kr, 1cn, 1tw, 1eu
Overall it's like
23 koreans, 7 chinese, 5 taiwanese, 5 euros.
No ameriboos whatsoever

>>544097975
oh wow, are the other regions really that bad? I thought eu was doing fine lol

>>544099394
I think fnatic was the only EU team that won a lolti and it was in 2011 with this type of competition.
https://liquipedia.net/leagueoflegends/World_Championship/2011
Only 8 teams as well.

who the fuck is jubei

>>544104571
a fallen king

Holy shit, did Mason really bang Emiru?

AI fags? can you generate Lina's feet

@grok banish this dotard to the shadow realm

>>544115319
I love feet

>>544117285
fucking same...

Hello fellow dota 2 players

I have have been discussing in multiple forums, servers, IRL connections... Has everything gone to shit?

might learn how to play dota 2 at the ripe old age of 40

>>544117285
amazing

>>544121124
unc its time to let it go

>>544121124
40 is the new 20

Yo Stinger is a cuck

>>544122517
in ten years 50 will be the new 20.

Is this good bros?

Is anyone gonna play HoN Rebirth?

>>544125615
I will have it as a side game

Hey so yesterday I was talking about how dogshit the dota youtube scene is nowadays if you speak english but today I found this guy
>@PurgeGamers
If anybody else cares

>>544125615
HoN was really fun (and a lot of copypasted heroes mogged dota because they look cooler) so maybe

>>544125615
>have to install some shitty platform made by garena
i think that downloading random shit off current day piratebay is safer than that

Does anyone have any good ideas on how to play the mid role, as a whole? Both shows barebones and what you should be doing at a higher level.

in 2 wins, or 1 win 1 lose, or 4 lose, i'm done with this fucking event

>>544131248
As a support I can suggest that 20~30 seconds before power runes spawn ping the time and do a "Check Runes Please!" chat wheel thingy to encourage your supports to help you secure them.
Often time I'd like to do so but I might be busy in lane and not realize it's time to come check runes and help my mid, so that reminder can help me help you.

Is WR the definition of win lane, lose game hero?
>gets countered by a t1 neutral item
>is only relevant in the first 20 min of the game and massively falls off as the game goes longer
>mkb renders her escape useless, is built on almost all rightclick cores
>fuck all hp and dies to a few spells
>requires better positioning than sniper to do anything
>there are dozens of better mid heroes or 4s

>>544135313
>>gets countered by a t1 neutral item
?

>>544135439
the neutral blademail item

almost every single melee hero wants it since the t1-2 selection is pretty ass this patch

ensures WR takes more damage than she does to you if she ever ults you early on

>>544135313
She has a 4 seconds stun (same as level 3 Primal Roar) that can hit 2 heroes and has a 10 seconds cooldown, and a 3000 cast range 9 seconds cooldown Culling Blade.