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Trick or Treat Edition

All Saints' Wake (Now – November 4)
• https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2025/All_Saints_Wake/385oefpgjf

>Patch Notes
• 7.35: https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/9d2cad7a1028016719060b5ae3caeb5e369c89e9

>Resources
• https://rentry.org/xivgresources

>Meetups
• October 24, 8:00 PM EDT | Balmung, Crystal | Myths of the Realm MiNE Alliance Raid Series
• October 24, 9:00 PM EDT | Diabolos, Crystal, Shirogane W25 P49 | Trick-or-Treat Cartoon Party >>542921763
• October 25, 1:00 PM EDT | Coeurl, Crystal, Lavender Beds W30 P3 | Made in Abyss Season 2
• October 26, 5:00 PM PDT | Diabolos, Crystal, Haunted Manor Room #102 | Monthly Friendless Loser Meet Halloween Edition >>542975596
• October 31, 7:00 PM EDT | Goblin, Crystal, Sneaky Hollow | /xivg/ Halloween Meet >>543794363

Previous: >>543790106

need to be treated like that one video...

I wanna message him but he’s at workkkkkkkkkk

Woah someone lying in a pool of blood in my XIV game, that's more like it.

sync your...

>>543809317
Yeah my femra could really use this treatment.

my femra is afk naked near the water~

>>543809185 (OP)
>Trick or Treat Edition
https://xhamster.com/videos/cute-trick-or-treat-blowjob-on-halloween-your-cum-is-candy-xhFAwSA

>>543809402
I told you you can message me any time.

>>543809185 (OP)
bros....how does your wol keep going?
its all so tiresome

oh it's just a femlala falseflagger again

You don't hate small talk.
You don't even know what small talk is.

>this will never be you
sigh

>>543809526
my wol just plays the game and has fun

>try make new aether friends
>they just spend all day on balmung

my mom's kinda homeles...

>>543809185 (OP)
no one unironically likes male characters

posting me femra in this epic bread

>>543809603
If you dress like that I'll treat you like this >>543809486

I don't belong in this world, it's not fair.

It's too cruel, it's so unpleasant it can't be real. That's right, this world is the fake one, the worlds I experience in video games and anime, those are real. I've gotta escape from this fake world, this world of pain and suffering...

>>543809642
I haven't been to crystal since the last ft meet

Do you like middies?

play my...

my femra otr

>>543809358
This was a beautiful song, thank you for sharing

>>543809668
They do but the many that don't, hate them and will namedrop you even if you are not playing anymore.

>>543809642
my bad bro all my friends are on 'mung

my lowlander keeps getting harassed when he logs in. it's stopping him from actually posing...

>>543809526
She uses adversity as fuel.
On the surface she might appear carefree and overly lax about even the most pressing of situations, but beneath all of that is an infernal vortex that consumes all its path.

5 minutes into my femra only goon session

>>543809805
I do, but it varies a lot whether or not they like me back.

>>543809761
very epic femra sis.

I wish your femra would sit in my femra's lap.

>have the day off
>go check out CC on aether
>t100 people are all over casual games
>yesterday was just as bad
O-oh...

Why is Elk md5 shuffling and spamming, are they trying to force people to filter the word middie

>>543809761
oh its the schizo HC

my femra has come to the conclusion it's better to live her life alone away from everyone else

>>543809820
my sunnie otl

>>543810152
i promise you he's not even shuffling md5s he just takes 10000 pictures that look identically boring and changes which one he posts

I wanna message him but we're not together anymore

>>543810152
hes finally out about his blackd fetish

There are too many femra im starting a culling game to get rid of the weak ones

>>543810191
Until she meets my femra and falls madly in love.

>>543810191
why

was it me?
is it me?
will it be me?

>>543810253
>>543810265
None of the image dimensions are the same.

Do you have a personal example of bad experience with miera? And if so what it was?

my moonie keeps farting

Femra sluts

>>543810298
nope

>>543810191
no she hasn't
because she still felt the need to share it with the aforementioned "everyone else"
even if only anonymously, she still craves their validation

>>543810289
My femra is just a femlala using glamourer.

>>543810258
So what bitch? Don't let societal norms bind you

You miss his company not him as a person. Don’t message him

My femroe downloaded Cammy, shifted their camera to an over the shoulder view and toggled headbob on so playing DRG feels like a third person action game...!

>>543809768
OKEASE

>>543810447
It can be both.

>>543810343
an xivg miera stalked a friend of mine to see what said friend was doing in a house on a different data center in the middle of the night

>>543810447
I miss both his company and him as a person because even through the bad, I could see the good inside him

my maliddie? he's like this to strangers.
https://files.catbox.moe/5jgkms.mp4

>>543810447
This same feeling but with this game altogether

My moonie is oh soo sleeby so the big sleeb comes for her soonish

>>543810559
Which datacenter was that?

>>543810298
Are you a femlala? You're playing on easy mode and itll eventually be you

A "Nobody asked" ranking of alliance raids to get in roulette.
A: Ivalice raids, Puppets Punker.
B:Dun Scaith, Copied Factory, Mhach, Aglaia.
C:Void Ark, Euphrosyne
D:CT raids
F: Paradigm Breach, Thaleia.

>>543810582
H-hello. It's me, Strangers...

>>543810348
i hope huj posts more lewds

>>543810076
h-hey...

>>543810559
how do you even find someone in a housing district like that?

handsome melf

>>543810582
I fucking hate this shit. Guys who don't know how to kiss and just lick all over your mouth and face are so goddamn weird and it feels gross, not hot. And GOD help you if you don't immediately wash your face after, you're likely to break out or something because of all the mouth bacteria.

>>543810731
>another fiddie with "LOL BIG BOOBS" as their only personality

>>543810703
a different data center that neither my friend or the miera play on
>>543810795
playersearch

>>543809642
i still go back to aether sometimes...

>>543810831
their post unironically had more personality than yours though

>>543810806
Just means you personally have to teach every single one of them to kiss better, Professor Anon!

>>543810389
Reminder that you can only self-delete up to three posts in a two hour timeframe. Choose your deletions wisely, sis.

>>543810731
sexo with my femraro

>>543810796
be nice to my brother

>>543810831
Here comes the seethe bro, you rattled the pornsick nest

>>543810778
I hope Huj and Ira fuck off forever

>>543810447
I know.

>>543810731
>puppet's bunker that high in a roulette setting where it's going to take 45 minutes
genuinely genuinely prefer CT since it's quick and easy slop even if ive done it 1,000,000 times already
ivalice i agree with because it's fun

>>543809761
this femra is an epic win!

>>543810191
same, sis...
>>543810296
GIWTWM

>>543810731
All of the Nier raids suck my dick and balls, in THAT ORDER.

Think about femlalas!

>>543810850
whats the repo for it?

>>543810949
I am not teaching a man in his 30s how to kiss and I am certainly not locking lips with some 26 year old fetus.

>>543811069
30 minutes of mild entertainment > 15 minutes of zero entertainment

Message him
He’s waiting

>>543810794
Hey there cutie~
>>543811080
It can be you~

femra x femra gives me transbian vibes
femra x miqo'te.... hsts passoid vibes

>>543811039
I hope Huj bounces on it before he leaves

>>543811019
i will admire him respectfully from a distance since he is of the halonic faith don't worry bro

Ravas are simply the best!

Massage him
He's waiting

>>543809642
I'd be on aether looking at cute limsa femra and catgirls if I didn't have an obligation for content on crystal, sorry bro

>>543811124
Thinking fanta into that for Halloween.

>Post XIV character that is just tanned as if they actually go outside occasionally
>BLACKED BBC CONTRAST spam
Cant you guys be normal?

>>543811229
. . .

gm chat

>>543811126
if they're not on your friends list already you can open the social menu click player search and search someone's name or even just an entire housing district

>>543811031
>looks around
Think you're going to have to samefag it lil bro

>>543809009
wasn't ever a secret

>>543810774
open up, then..

>>543811431
Looks like it was fate. So, NA?

Anyone here done the Occult Crescent 48 man raid? is it like the Eureka or Delubrum Savage raids where you need to coordinate with people in a huge discord call? that shit is fun

No one better falseflag my femlala with a link to porn attached...

Do people still do HoH 21-30?

>>543811290
Wrong! My Rava SUCKS!

Is Kong around?

>>543810731
Why is void ark ranked that high? It's completely forgettable and has nothing going for it.

>>543811470
Thats only if they're on your server. It would be extremely time consuming if they were on any random other server+DC to try and find someone manually

>>543811518
It's not fun, actually

A "Nobody asked" ranking of alliance raids to get in roulette.
S: Paradigm's Beach
A: other Nier raids, FF11 raids
B: Euphrosyne, Aglaia
C: Thaleia
D: Ivalice
E: Mhach, Dun Scaith
F: CT, Void Ark

We need thread IDs so badly. I need to hide all the vague posting trannies fishing for replies.

>>543811450
cute boy(?) /pet

>>543811470
but then it says, like, "Lavender Beds" which is 60 plots/subplots with a ton of houses..

>>543810582
shotakino...

>>543810806
L take

My femlala would attach better porn if it were her...

>>543811707
this but >>543811707

>>543811707
Is it me?

>>543811518
it is basically the same as BA / DRS in the sense you do coordinate shit in a discord call yeah

>>543811707
would fix so much ngl

>>543811649
>euphro/algaia above ivalice
I can see why no one asks you

>>543811729
It says cottage, house or mansion which at least narrows it down to plot size.

>The Twelve raids over the Ivalice raids
lol

>>543811642
Orb

>>543811787
thanks

>>543811707
I want to have sex with the trannies here

whats the most desired male race?

>>543809185 (OP)
>go to Limsa to use retainer
>30 afk chars with ultimate weapons
>duty roulette alliance raids
>12 adventure plates using ultimate portraits
>go to a CE in occult crescent
>50 ultimate titles

If according to statistics ultimate clears are so rare, how do you explain this?

>>543811847
People fuck up the Ivalice raids to this day I dont wanna deal with that

>>543811743
>it's a pedophile
And no one was surprised.

>>543811847
ivalice is boring zzzzz
people only like it for the voicelines

>>543811518
It's fun to prog, the only downside is it's kinda annoying to get in and the amount of time you'll need to set aside to do it

>>543811896
femra

>>543811896
frava+

>>543811602
Nothing wrong with that as long as she swallows too.

need to plap a whore like this SOOOOOOOOO bad it's (Unreal)

>>543810831
>fiddie with "LOL BIG BOOBS"
Thats thread culture!

>>543811069
I dunno why but Bunker always feels like it goes by quick for me. Its why the 2 in F are there. Those two raids always feel like they take 5 hours to finish.

>>543811123
Would it mean you liked them if the order was reversed?

>>543811642
Thats why its C, Im neutral on them. Honestly CT might've been there also if most classes weren't a snooze to play at 50.

>>543811906
paid clears, dumbass

>>543811835
>>543811847
ivalice has
>funny math mechanic
and that's it. cid doesn't kill people anymore

>>543811729
you're not a real stalkerhead if you wouldn't comb through all 60 plots to find out what your target is doing

>>543811743
>>543810582
>shotakino...
my lowlander does this...

>>543811906
The people who raid are the only ones dumb enough to still be playing this game and standing around idling

>>543811645
>>543811729
it's still a bit strange to data center travel to a specific server your friend is on in the middle of the night see them in a party in a house then send them a tell asking what they're up to

>>543811896
male roe
iykyk

>>543811971
Orbonne is peak alliance raid kino

>>543811987
And they still wipe roulettes

>>543811896
Lalaboy

Queue FL.

>>543811896
Real statistical tier list:
Miera, Catboy
Malera, Midlander
Hroth
Elezen, Roe
Highlander
Lala

>>543812191
no they don't, not even on crystal
with nerfs and potency creep cid dies right after adds
nothing ever happens

>>543812191
I have not had a single wipe in Ivalice in years man

>>543812025
ok now LOL BIGGER BOOBS

>>543812296
>midlander that high
lol
lmao

>>543811987
They're still far more entertaining than crystal tower slop

>>543809668
I would like to agree with you, however from the catbox links that people keep posting here, it appears that some people do.

If no one likes male characters how is it that the porn links almost always has male characters in it? Shouldn't they be all just female and futa?

>>543812074
Is it? I visit friends servers all the time to chat to them. Of course theyre not known for erping so I doubt im interrupting anything spicy.

>>543811512
sigh... yes. pick a place to meet.

>>543811896
depends on your target audience
e-girls: miera/malera
normie women (most of them are already taken): malezen, highlander

>>543809668
I do

>>543812437
Yeah it's weird because of the context, you donut.

>>543809775
It's ok you can just focus in living in your fantasies online while just doing what you need IRL. No need to stress too much about it.

>>543812497
I get good results as a catboy, but what demographic do you think we attract?

>>543811987
ivalice is fun! (except lighthouse.)
>>543812191
wipes are fun! (in mass player casual content.)

>>543811896
malezen..

Does anyone know of a dalamud plugin that will bot me through level 1-15?

>>543812535
I think you guys are out of touch here

>>543812475
Balmung, Limsa, sit on a bench around the main aether~

>>543812654
Lighthouse is math bot that’s a good raid

>didn't clear the new ex during the first 2 weeks
>now im stuck with the most braindead monkeys who cant even beat enrage
i wish i was dead

>>543811039
Why? They seem pretty harmless to me from the bit I've chatted with both.

>>543812609
i think any male race can attract any type of women
most attention i've seen being given to carboys is from fujo types

I am under strict instructions to go to sleep so that I am not super tired tomorrow and can do DSR prog without napping through the start time.
Good night xivg

7.3 MSQ is pretty good so far if I'm being honest

I don't even know how to make a faggy catboy (straight).. teach me your ways.

>>543812757
me but with fuark tower

>>543810806
I hate when they lick all up on your asshole. Like, bro??? I shit from there.

>>543812808
Good clussy! Sleep well :)

>>543812314
Yes they do. Ultima's spam shit wiped a few of my runs, Hashmal when people weren't paying attention to towers or cleaves and Rofocale when people fuck up the dark circle mechanic.

>>543809603
just run your ugly mug through grok, retard

>>543812876
Pity because I love giving rimjobs.

>>543812817
That’s not a hot take that was the consensus when it came out

Have you ever let a race's reputation dissuade you from playing something?

>>543812808
Why do I get the feeling I'm going to see you post in a couple hours

I liked contrast before it was trendy here

>>543812703
The context of you visiting your friends is not weird because it's something you normally do and you're not doing it to spy on them. The context of that guy going through all that work of hunting someone down he didn't even know is weird.

>>543812969
No?

>>543812895
Thanks boss, I will do my best, ass picture was for you specifically

Gaius is monologuing at me. What are y'all doing in FFXIV?

its the end of the month so my femra must be very careful to avoid seeing any attractive catgirls. she'll just stay inside to be extra safe

>>543812697
It doesn't exist

On what DC would be easier to get a house?
Aether
Crystal
Primal
Not counting Dynapiss

>>543812968
Well I just started it and that's my opinion.

>>543812909
i haven't seen that happen in years
but i'm sure even CT has wipes every once in a blue moon
doesn't say much compared to paradigm's that has wipes every other rolo

>>543812969
why would i give a shit about other people's opinions, in a videogame no less

>>543813035
hey come outside

>>543811896
if you had to ask this it doesn't matter what YOU pick

>>543813063
It’s a good opinion anon, you’ll like the rest of it I promise

>>543813035
she can hang out with my ugly catgirl

>>543813038
could be wrong but I think crystal is super full, but I don't really look other places besides balmung

>>543813035
same sis...

>>543812969
No
I'd rather be the person giving a race a bad reputation

>>543812026
They should still count in the statistics anyway, no?

my femezen+ is like this with local femlalas
https://files.catbox.moe/dp22xy.jpeg

>>543812036
so based... shotas should be a little clumsy/awkward but still eager and dominant

>>543813038
Primal, have fun with the schizos and infighting that gets ignored and if you try to bring up how someone wronged you or stand up to someone you get kicked out of social groups for "bringing the vibe down."

>>543813109
aiieeeeee noo
>>543813162
all catgirls who are pretty say this to get my guard down, i shan't be falling for it

>>543812808
I will be touching you inappropriately if I see you post in the next 8 hours (with a grace period after this post)

>>543813182
Yeah but you fanta all the time so it doesnt count

>>543813038
Primal has the lowest player count out of Aether/Crystal/Primal so probably there

Big fat puffy femlala mons

>>543813167
I think right now Mateus,Malboro and another one are open, aether is completely locked tho

I can tell you're a transgentor burger king crown wearing faggot who doesn't know how to play the fucking game. Just shut up, king.

>>543813268
. . .

>>543813109
My femra is standing at the window yearning for you in particular

>>543813109
she said "attractive" catgirls

>>543812054
Ok that makes sense. The people that plays more casually are already out and the ones who remains are mostly very invested players who happens to probably have done an ult.

>>543813220
Why are all femezen+ insane or pedophiles. Can we just get a normal one so I can indulge myself

>>543813258
Yeah...was more like that back in Stormblood and early ShB when I rarely fanta'd off Malera.

>>543813220
needs more hands

>>543813234
>>543813264
Which world is the Mexican one and which one is the Br?

>>543812860
>make a girl
>call it male

>>543812969
never not been fiera and i usually love feeding their reputation as free use whores

>>543812976
Maybe in like 8 or 9 when i wake up...
>>543813249
Damn... guess i have to sleep now.. good night anon

>>543812969
Nope! I'm a fantablob so I affect nothing and get affected by nothing.

noticing that he's become a lot more feminine recently

>>543813468
Leviathan has nacho-speak at the Gridanian Aetheryte

>>543813220
My fiddiezen is the same

>>543813224
big agree... honestly one of the fun parts of being a free-trial account is walking up to someone I'm paired with and staring at them until they invite me to a party, knowing exactly what they're getting into...

>>543813345
i shot my shot
>>543813337
proof?
>>543813238
/blowkiss

>>543813035
its the end of the month and my femra has been running rampant

>>543812324
I had a wipe at Hashmal yesterday. Nobody killed the sand orbs. Plus, people still sometimes make a mess at the phase transition part of the Ultima fight. Cid has been nerfed into the ground but you can still get some goofball stuff happening if people autopilot too much.

>>543813498
Raping this boy until I turn him into a girl

>>543813551
you affect the sunnie stocks by raising them

>>543813590
is it me

Where do I buy gil from?

>>543813713
no we already knew you were a sissy

>>543813551
>>543813710
samefag

Still looking for a new owner!
/tell Rocio Anzures @ Balmung

>>543813498
yeah but is that actually gonna get me my goal? (getting raped by hags)

Every Brazilian I talk to makes the average /xivg/ger look like a normal, sane, respectable adult.

>Heh heh, I wanna roleplay keeping you locked up in my basement and guys come and rape you and shit on you and piss on you haha

>>543813668
my favorite moonie!

>>543813551
I like this cat right here

>>543813785
what now piss boy

>>543813830
What happened with CL?

>>543813830
did you even check that they were online before you tried to skinwalk them bro

>>543812437
its not a big deal if you do it often but that friend told me they've never seen him dc travel to say hi before because he sticks to balmung and even they felt uncomfortable about it. that's the only reason i even bring it up is because our night was ruined by that guy

>>543813406
Sane people don't post here

>>543813695
but I have a girlfriend!
>>543813868
I really don't know what your other option is supposed to be, I guess lala if you're into that?

>>543813950
We're taking a break!

>>543813830
I ain't finna own this dog but I will befriend and /pet on occasion

>>543812803
>fujo types
Yeah that tracks. My guy is pretty much fujobait.

>>543814036
i guess viera. but i dunno.

>>543813868
Femboys are more popular with hags than you think. They won't just fall on your lap though, you have to work for it.

>>543812216
>didn't threaten me with face sitting
not very convincing

>>543813785
Sadly you're correct

>>543813772
. . .

>>543813468
hyperion is the official mexican one behemoth is the official brazilian one

>>543813498
that's just a flat futa

>>543813220
HEY!!!!!! hey...

>>543814000
God forbid someone try to be social after being a hermit for so long.

>>543814143
kek

>>543813643
>proof?
I think you've had more than enough proof off me in the past...

The cutscene guys are cooking pretty fucking hard this patch, did SE accidentally give them a bigger budget?

>>543813785
mybad

>>543814190
What a lame excuse. I've been a social hermit for the past 5 years and you don't see me DC hopping to stalk people.

>>543813621
>>543814184

I decided to Google Hispanic worlds ,and they are spread all around Primal
I think I'll wait till aether opens, houses are not that important.

>>543813830
>>543814045
Stop skinwalking faggot, Rocio doesn't post here anymore.
>b-but it's me
Post a new screenshot right now then, cunt.

always a good laugh when people screenshot the post like you cant remove a (You) in 2 seconds

>>543813637
oh my... just pestering your way into it, I wouldn't be able to resist that...

>>543814113
my feena doesn't get much hag attention actually, more than happy to be approached but they never try to rape her. Most of that kind of attention comes from dark skin characters.

>>543814335
Message me on discord!

>>543814036
Uohh...!! Bratty shota needs big sis correction..

>>543813785
retard

>>543814036
And she will have a girlfriend too, after I'm done with you!

>>543813551
let me sex pls

Mofu still will not plap me...

Are there public lop syncshells without lowlanders?

>>543814335
don't reply to them

>>543814335
They do post here, even after saying they don't. I don't know why they came back but yeah, that isn't them

>>543814000
You're giving "look who finally decided to leave his room and join the rest of the world!"

>>543814186
I'm guessing you don't RP because you can't just say
>your femboy is actually a futa and I'm going to suck her futa fucking cock
because they just wont play along
>>543814462
he's not a shota
>>543814484
WTF

>>543814190
there's a difference between being told 'sorry i'm a bit busy right now' and sticking around and prodding for more information and being told 'sorry i'm a bit busy right now' and saying 'okay have a good night then'

guess which one happened

>>543813109
so pretty

>>543813735
bro... don't buy gil, it's worthless.

>>543814425
it's really fun... just staring up at them with a smug smirk until they finally invite me to a party. could always show you sometime.

>>543814558
>”are there syncshells on the pedo sync service without pedos?”

>>543814459
Why the fuck are you posting here again then

My femlala will be a yan for Halloween, as she is not in a creative mood

>>543814801
no one asked lalapedo

my fiddie is like this!
all fiddies are like this...
why are all fiddies like this?

>>543814554
48 more fragments to go!

my lala got lewded by a clanker so i shan't be posting her any longer

>>543813785
Theres no one left on /xivg/ its just (You) and me

>>543813950
qrd?

Race fetishism is genuinely embarrassing.

>>543814117
where do I find them, though...
>>543814440
damn. am i actually supposed to be a chick unmodded or not? being a groomable catboy sounds kinda fun...

>>543814868
Mine isn't

>>543814868
i cant wait to see elk make these posts

>>543814868
More like femrean

>>543815017
elk is already a slave to BBC

>>543814868
My femraen loves fiddies however. So I like seeing them post themselves here

i really like the part of the burst where you do a gazillion dragon kicks

>>543814756
where can this smug boy be found?

>>543814793
Because I'm looking for a new owner!!

>>543814606
Well gee anon, maybe you should include this kind of information in the story instead of "Friend of a friend DC traveled to say whats up"

You ever just not want to be friends with someone any more? What do you do? Silently remove? Block? Tell them then remove?

how do i find a hroth roe or highlander that isnt gay?

>>543814868
my rava fiera loves fiddies

>>543814868
my moonie is 100% like this
also, sauce???

>>543815329
What's wrong with them?

>>543814868
Because all fiddies belong to Ravas.

WELL

That didn't take long. I mean it was a nice refreshing burst of newness for a while, but, the well has run dry. It's not fun or exciting anymore. I've got a dozen guys on discord right now waiting for me to say hi and talk to them all night and I just can't be arsed. Still, that burned up 2 months of my life. Only another 50-60 years to go...

>>543814580
Oh is he just some stunted pubertyblocked manlet Elliot Rogers... nvm interest lost..

>>543815329
If the person actually did something I disapprove of ill tell them. If were just not vibing or connecting like I had hoped we will just naturally part ways.

>>543810582
>tzera and her shota brother

Wait, you can actually steal someone's portrait...?
Just came across someone and basically every pixels aligns with mine wtf.

>>543815329
I just remove people and move on. With the way friends lists work in this game they won’t know I deleted them anyways /shrug

you're all pornsick freaks

>>543814987
I've found hags at the bench and the quicksand personally but I'm not looking for anything more than quick one time hookups from those places.

>>543815448
What did you do?

any kind of roleplay is CRINGE and should reward you with an instant ban alongside a good punch to the face so that you come back to your senses

>>543815563
yeah fool it's literally just a pose

>>543815508
he's 5000000 years old and his bussy is rusted and has plant growth akshually

>>543815467
tzera is a hapa irl too that's why he is the way he is
look up /r/hapas for more info

>>543815017
>>543814990

>>543809449
is this where viera come from

>Have to decide which house to enter a lottery for
>Close my eyes and feel the threads of fate
>Set parameters of several futures
>Cross-reference environmental variables to filter out locations
>Reach out to other threads and check imminent interactions
>Remove imaginative bias
>With both who and where, make my selection that places me where I need to be
Decisions are as easy as that

>>543814236
what if i just like seeing you...

>>543815467
why are you acting like I care? everyone knows I don't plap xivg lol

>>543815329
Is there any reason to remove someone from friends list outside of being at the cap which is kinda weird anyway?

>>543815610
>Crossdress
>Take pics and vids
>Advertise myself on /soc/
>Talked to 100+ guys over 2 months
>Some of them were quite serious about meeting up/getting into a relationship

>>543815329
Never. If someone earns my friendship i am fully devoted to it luckily nobody here meets my standards for a good friend so I don't have to worry about it.

>doing damage to a target affected by this DoT allows you to recast the dot for its total damage + refreshing the timer
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BRING BACK 5.0 PVP BLM
I WANT MY THUNDER PROCS

please join for Alzadaal's Legacy on Crystal
pw 8296

>>543812969
Nope I used to play midlander before male viera came out viera is a perfect match for me

>>543815731
Ewwwww......................................... say SIKE!!!
>>543815787
Bwo I don't even know who you are..

>>543815610
Stop replying to the fucking lardbeast hon

>>543815264
he can make house calls, for the right person...

need a HSTS femra I can molest and grope when I come home from work

>>543815794
Sometimes having a friend that makes you feel lonely is worse than seeing no friend at all

Two strangers said I was really good at CC. I worked really hard and died so much learning how to play this dumb mario party mode and I finally have a small amount of recognition... I'm so happy..........

>>543815809
I did this but with /xivg/ instead of /soc/, I was the thread's top poster for a while but when I stopped crossdressing everyone stopped caring.

>>543814459
>>543815312
>shuffles the MD5 so it can't be found on the archive
Kill yourself. You're not Rocio.

>>543815731
>>543815907
oh it's just my ex being a samefagging sociopath
again

>>543812969
>All Hroths are gay
>Only like to craft
>Furfags
Not really. I just wanted to make a beastman.

.Nopli wants me to help con a fellow lalaf-
>it's a Dunesfolk
I'd do it free of charge

>>543815948
h-hey...

>>543816045
What brand of schizophrenia did I stumble upon.. jesus christ.

>>543815880
how do you make your game look so sleek and crisp

I genuinely don't know who this is and hate most Elezen and their posters but this 'fit is actually pretty cool.

>>543812969
I play what I want and upset people all on my own.

>Rocio deleted his f-list because that's where the screenshots were coming from
LMAO
I guess CL is at least happy about that

I NEED A PLUGIN
ANY PLUGIN
THAT WILL AUTOMATE LEVELING FROM 1-15

>>543816067
hey cutie

>>543816045
>>543816087
Yeah you know what, because you posted that Tzera, not that I know who you are, I am never ERPing with you

>>543816045
>mfw tzera is actually more insane than kyoppi
ugly asahi lookin ass shota too

>>543813220
i wish that were my femlala

>>543816210
Just do your hunting log dummy...

This guy really is a schizo, huh

>>543816210
you could have just done it by now with how long you have been begging anon, it does not exist.

>>543814696
bro... what site do people buy their gil from?

>>543816210
questionable or something

>>543815876
It was so juicy to get multiple procs in a row

>>543816209
Get fucked schizo. You'll never ruin their relationship.

>>543816209
>his
her
it's a she

>>543816314
That's not enough

>>543816329
I need to do it on 20 jobs

>>543816159
material UI

Anyone wanna come camping with me in XIV? We can watch cooking videos and you can tell scary stories if you want, I dont know many.

>>543815583
>>543814117
Your toon isn’t a “femboy”. It is female.

>>543816209
bro ur kind of a weirdo

>>543816435
Look like boys to me anon, cute boys at that.

>>543813830
warnings were warned..

>>543816087
>>543816239
>>543816278
kek
>call out my sociopath ex
>completely loses his mind

>>543816239
Why are you riding on my anonymous posts? Sorry weirdo, still don't know or care about who you are.

>>543815223
No way you're a blue gusher!

>>543816534
are you drunk again?

>>543816398
CL is doing that on his own already. You think I'm doing this for no reason? He's been crying nonstop about how he won't stop playing CS2

>>543816416
Imagine having to do 1-100 on 20 jobs, gluttonous freak.

>>543816502
You’re attracted to little boys?

>>543816424
thanks I'll check it out asap

>>543816227
>///<
i'm not t-that cute..

>>543816209
who CS?

I can't drink anymore.

Doctor said I'll die...

>>543814117
true
bitches love prettyboys

>>543816332
Tikaasi already had a tripcode from Stormblood and that's not it.
>>543815787
>>543816045
>>543816534
Hi Macska, I see you're skinwalking Tzera again today.

>>543816695
He's just trying to keep all the Alcohol for himself

>>543816615
That's the plan, I can use autoduty once I get to 15 but I need something to get me there
I am trying to complete the game and level every job on an alt while playing as little as possible

>>543816596
>and then he confirms it because he is seething he is still an alcoholic and I stopped
that's a bingo

>>543816695
Drinking is retarded anyway, and your doctor is right.

fuck, does this mean CL is gonna come back here?

lol mofu is orbiting effy again
BP really taking our "best"

>>543816764
esl retard
nobody here is going to help you sell accounts to feed your village ranjeesh, fuck off.

>>543816781
stop samefagging macska, your act sucks

>>543816695
Now you can smoke weed instead

>>543816820
Your own image says that twitter is the only place that happens. You're not on twitter.

>>543816910
Then why are you acting like it?

>>543816820
“Femboys” look like teenagers. Especially in FFXIV. You know why? Because a female character hasn’t gone through male puberty. That’s why you call them “boys” and not men.

You are attracted to prepubescents.

>"I didn't enjoy being a NEET"
God, I can't stand these born and bred slaves. Without work they're nothing, they can't exist, they NEED to be in servitude to the machine or they're just miserable.

>>543816718
>>543816871
>all he has left is namedropping Inumaki Aria
weird

my toon is the rice shower of xivg

>>543816956
I'm not acting like anything you schizo retard. Not everyone who replies to you is the guy you were arguing with, pedophile.

I'll never have a real friend. I ruin everything I touch.

Name 10 normal /xivg/ posters right now.

I could make Rocio happier

>>543816332
you will never be tikaasi
>>543816998
you will never be tzera

>>543815583
I know the Asahi beer can is just standard prop, but good taste if intentionally chosen. Such a good beer.

>>543816763
That motherfucker! I knew it!

>>543816995
No, nigga, I need a set schedule and consistency or else I feel like shit. And doing something productive with my time makes happy chemicals, something my brain doesn't like to do unless I have stimulation and enrichment.

>>543816901
my fiddie is like this

>>543816361
>onsal
>fighting mid
>cast thunder on an enemy alliances ramp
>cast 1 flare
>can now permanently proc
IT WAS SO FUN
BRING IT BACK

>>543816678
cute enough

>>543817128
Me

>>543816325
'fraid so.

why is riallant larping as tikaasi

>>543815991
Always knew you could do it

>>543815448
bro you ain't makin it another 50 or 60 years at your weight LMAO

>>543816989
>>543817079
longnose tribe is here

>>543817231
I believen't you.

>It's a feel good happy ending where neither person was in the wrong
Sigh. I forgot how DT is. There's never any conflict. I'm half surprised we didn't have tacos after.

>>543817128
all me
https://files.catbox.moe/95mgzv.png

>>543816995
>disgusting neet
I bet you get mad when people don't instantly reply to your messages huh

>>543816695
alcohol sucks anyways

>>543816435
>toon
No matter how many times you post this, my obviously male character will always have a fat cock and balls. Is that how you like your "females", faggot? :3
>>543817160
I'm sorry anon I don't actually like beer, I'm a poser. It's there for the vibes just like the cigarette

This is the last thing you see after asking to see my moonie's feet
https://litter.catbox.moe/vqwjyl3g1sf8xmdz.mp4

>>543817128
I'm normal to me!

>>543817365
Liking children is not “based”.

i love fieras bros

I think I figured it out. If I want genuine friendships, don't masturbate with the other person.

>>543816995
People work for money and status retard. What is free time worth if you can't afford to do what you want.

I wanna do Q15 so bad but pf never fills

>>543817339
It's Muffy having a mental breakdown and trying to lure out Tikaasi who he's been desperately shitposting 24/7 for the last few months.

>>543816695
Alcohol is haram sis.

ummm sissie, we call our characters toons here. get with the lingo, sis.

>>543817521
She looks like she gets fucked by emet selch in every single way possible

Wagies talking about their lives depresses me.

>I have no money
>My job sucks
>It's destroying my health
>I have mental problems
>I'm orbiting my ex
VGH...

>>543817597
yeah that tracks

>>543817595
Sandra bullock on steroids ass butch

>>543817387
oh my gyatt

Does anyone have the c+ profile to become a Lientrian?

>>543817613
I assume everyone who says toon is a wow immigrant

>>543809805
I do but dressing them in modern clothes zeroes their value.

>>543817613
I will not be saying this

>>543817597
>last few months
It's barely been one month THOUGH

>>543817448
Your troony toon doesn’t have male genitalia. It is female. Eorzea has two sexes, male and female, and it is clear which one belongs to your character.
https://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/41551197/

>>543817597
>Muffy having a mental breakdown
Well, it is a day ending in y.

>>543817597
It's not muffy, not enough um's and erms

>>543816695
Now my fiddie is going to have to finish this bottle all by herself...

>>543817597
lol muffy was posting junko schizo stuff on the cp site too
why is he like this

>>543817573
>People work for money and status retard. What is free time worth if you can't afford to do what you want.
I don't need a fancy car, big house or social status. Give me an internet connection and some food and that's all I need.

>>543817597
muffy mog? what's the context?

>ask a player if they want to do a roulette
>they say yes, but after they've finished eating some food
>like 5min later a FC member says there's one spot left for roulette
>player I asked says invite me,
>they now do roulette with others
This is just a pure dick move, right?

>>543817683
oooooooohhhhhh my gyaaaaaaaaaaat

>>543817142
thanks for defending me
>>543816995
I hate when NEEts make fun of wageslaves, we our slaves, its not our fault

>>543817448
>Spoiler
Noh... I can't believe my favorite multigendered pink cat is like this...

Any proof this is muffy?

>>543817595
Not trying to be rude but this cute hair on your butch character makes your character look so bad

>>543817771
>yes I uhm and erhm while I skinwalk
hes obviously doing his best approximation of what he thinks jizzda acts like but is too autistic to properly impersonate, it's even worse than tzera's skinwalker

>>543817846
It's the darnedest thing my right testicle hurts.

>>543817448
Man, this post sounds like another deranged femboy I used to know.
What is it with femboys and constantly talking about their massive cock and balls.

>>543817905
it came to me in a dream

>>543817860
>>543817860
>>543817860
>>543817860

>>543817540
don't shoot ropes with the man you wish to build a bridge with

if it is muffy doing it that would make a lot of sense with how its been since the auction

>guy keeps camping our base in FL
>pop out of the instance after
>use /say chat to say "God you are so bald" without specifying who
>he immediately freaks out and screeches how he's going to report me

>>543817842
he's a top tier schizo

>>543817961
insecure because people most likely assume they have tiny useless cocks

>>543817224
w-when do you come home from work..?

Now let’s see some proof

>>543818004
>use /say chat to say "God you are so bald" without specifying who
What does that even mean?

>>543817983
what if it's a rope bridge

>Muffy being a newfag had no idea Tikaasi already had a trip
Lmao what a retard. Didn't you approach him to dickride? Why are you still mad about that.

Why is all the gear so ass this expansion? It's like I'm being deliberately punished for having 750 ilvl caster gear.

>>543817961
>tell someone their character is female
>they tell them they have a cock and balls
Somehow this makes you insecure? They're talking about their character, not their real cock.

I've got an extremely specific question
Does anyone know of a minion or gpose prop that is both a Martini (or another drink) and a separate olive on a toothpick? Or any foodie on a toothpick
Let's say my intent was to pose a character with that Martini in one hand and the olive in the other, how would you go about that?

>>543818089
That he is bald. Guess I was right.

>another episode of schizos accusing someone without proof
Change the channel

>>543817980
I lost.

>>543817905
no, but that won't stop people just running with it

>>543818048
Drop the schizo tier list

Anon you are not your character.

Muffy is unironically 35 that's crazy uncs really are the worst

>>543818246
You touch that remote and you're dead.

look gary there i am

>>543818212
There are some props you're able to spawn in with Brio, but I can't recall a glass that's martini shaped. There's a drink with a little umbrella that gets close to your toothpick idea, but probably isn't what you're looking for.

>>543818371
Let them believe anon

>>543817448
my femra wants to see your fat cock and balls... and touch them... and pleasure them...

I dont know what a muffy is but from what youre all describing on how they act im expecting it to be a moonie or a femra player

>>543817905
i don't particularly like him but the schizoing is getting a bit ridiculous

wait if I say that someone is crushing on me.... people will believe it

What kind of ESL is the guy if I say I'm sick and he replies:

>No problem. Hope you will stay better.
Like what country is that?

We are so back in high school sisters

>walks into a mental asylum
>'Hello my fellow normal people!'

>>543817983
>gifrel

- Oh, I'm sorry, are you sitting here?
- Yeah.
- Oh, don't worry, I'll leave.
- Thanks.
- You want me to stay?
- No.
- No one ever wants to sit next to me.
- Me neither.

>defense force completely silent for rocio, tikaasi, and tzera schizoing/skinwalking
>suddenly mass damage controlling when muffy is namedropped as the schizo
yep

>Someone hosts a few meetups
>Becomes new schizo target
Like clockwork.

>>543818601
damn bro, am I supposed to defend people I don't know?

>>543818261
ahh ggs

>>543818437
I don't think so either, maybe the umbrella has something that resembles a little food item, or maybe i can spawn that
Thanks anon

>attacking a person who is too timid to defend themselves and their biggest crime is being a coomer?/annoying texting style?
It's telling how you schizos never go after truly awful people.

>>543818601
Touch grass and hug your mom

>>543817983
holy symbolismNUKE...

Raen male on the left
Xaela female on the right

>>543818601
muffy's been extra busy using the ban evasion website to spam posts all week desu, the grown men who pretend to be uwu innocent are always psychotic

>>543817729
>eu
cope & seethe euronigger

>>543818585
I'm going to make a point to sit next to you and stare at you the next time I see you in game now.

>>543818527
i hate that i know
it's Thailand

>>543818708
Yeah it's always some personal shit

>>543818537
I'm in 5.2 on my alt right now. What a coincidence. I'm not sure what I'm going to do when I get to DT but the thought of it horrifies me.

>>543818674
big sphene sphock

>>543818819
Thanks bro.

Sex in Thailand with anons.

Erm... Muffy you went awfully silent with the Rocio images and on !7fCIXAPfHw...

You guys really need some real friends if this is all you have. I feel bad for you.

>host forked tower and other kinds of meetups.
>now gets schizo'd
You faggots don't deserve nice things.

>>543817597
>>543817791
hey i know i'm not supposed to reply to schizo posts but like... some people round here are actually a bit retarded and might believe what you're saying somehow. please do more believable fanfics... i just wanna get along with people and have a nice time. involve someone else in your silly games please. thanks.
>>543817771
...

I want to brain meld with a degerate gooner to the point where we are mindwelded in a cycle of toxic ecstasy that is soul destructive and we burn our very souls and mind away from exhaustion we become a babbling mess that we end up only being able to exist if we are attached to the hip where in game we are doing hardcore PDA to the point everyone around us is uncomfortable and we will never ever split apart like two yanderes that never tire of eachother or implode.

>>543818771
the cutting the pizza and folding it in some fucked ass retard way at 21s is something I've never seen before and hope I never see again

>>543818708
Always been the case, that's why you take everything here with a grain of salt

I love this place it’s like a new episode of a soap opera every single day.

anyone want to be my real friend...?

I know you won't believe it even if deep down you kinda know.
The Rocio skinwalker is literally CL
Why do I know? He did similar things to me.

Because I KNOW at least one of y'all are gonna find this... Ya know, don't tell me. Just go. Have your fun. I'll be here still when you're done.

>>543819096
Do you like playing games other than XIV?

>not me but here i am damage controlling
god you're pathetic muffy. go hit up another jizzdalike for some thread clout

>>543818585
I once saw a fiddie bully another fiddie so hard she cried for doing almost this exact thing, but the bully fiddie ended the conversation differently.

>>543819073
EB like this?

>>543819073
hey hey hey..

>>543819151
who's CL? cum lumbus?

>>543818771
there is simply no way there are people THAT fruity right

>>543819073
you sound gross and old
are you gross and old anon?

>>543819243
Cremation Lily

>>543819073
i want this so bad...

>>543819161
some games are cool i guess i like playing crafting survival slop and some other mmorpgs...

>>543819176
Muffy was probably shaking when he made that post hoping he turned off the Tikaasi tripcode lmao.

>>543814987
>>543815583
>tfw too masculine for hags to want my male character

>>543819332
never heard of them

>>543816849
We're just in the same guild. No need to cum just yet.

>>543812801
Ira is a mentally ill tranny and Huj is an attention whoring sexpest.

This xivg truly doesn't deserve good things, and I'm glad most people find cliques when it actually does. Only the worse basement dwellers stay here permanent it seems

>>543819176
Muffy is psychotic but it was hilarious watching him turn Tikaasi down https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/542228835/#542239515
>>543819332
Fuck off Amber get my dick out of your mouth.

>>543809642
>go back to aether
>all my friends are on balmung

>>543819521
holy ESL

who the fuck is amber

>>543819060
>i just wanna get along with people and have a nice time. involve someone else in your silly games please. thanks.
LMFAO

GNB feels so clunky are skill speed melds worth using for them? the gnashing fang continuation combo feels so slow even burst strike into hypervelocity feels too long

>>543819521
Why do you think so many people still talk about Appalcord or any other clique they know people are in? There's sour grapes niggers all around who hate the fact everyone but them found someplace they belong.

>talked to Muffy maybe 3 times
>has removed me twice and apologized a few days after
>stop accepting
>sends me /tells every once in a while "Why are you treating me like a non person?"
>never reply at this point
>still get them

>>543819458
how's your twin Saik'a?

>>543819521
say it again in english
>>543819526
wait hold on, picrel is the same muffy who wrote >>543819060? what in the cognitively dissonant hypocrisy..

>>543819624
>ESL being a SOAD fan
alert the presses

>>543815617
We are now roleplaying a scene where you try to convince me roleplaying is cringe. Go.

>>543818786
>he fell for it

>>543819764
He's doing good. Showed me some of his drawings earlier and he's seriously impressive.

I bought the fat cat mount which was account wide but it's not coming in the mail on my alt. Did they change something?

rikka tsurugi bros??

>>543819060
i wish you'd apologize to me.

pray tell, doth i hast the capacity to attract fyne shytes of the scale kind?
my companions hath assured me such persuits would go without conniptions
though it hath be remiss of me to not to admit that thyne own self had attempted such forward attempts before
nay... my swagger shan't be the log in the road this time

>>543819895
Give it some time
Is your alt's mailbox full?

>>543819769
Muffy just schizos other people but gets mad when other people have enough of him. He also uses that chan proxy so he can mass samefag himself whenever he wants without cooldowns.

>>543819895
How soon did u create the character and check the mail? there might be a delay

Dissuade me from one-tricking SAM

Guy added me and I said it was ok for him to vent.

Now he's telling me about his BPD Schizo tranny gf that said he was gonna kill himself and then went AFK for 4 days...

>>543819526
Surely Godspeed isn't judging anyone for being a lolcow, right?

>>543819380
Grown men playing hags don't want your character. Adult women who are real hags want your male character.

>>543819751
Man, thats what you get for talking with femboys.
They're ALL insane.
Every.
Single.
One.

>>543819895
Sometimes it just takes time. No need to worry.

>>543819332
Call him godspeed

/xivg/, do you practice any sports?
cockwatching, shitflinging, ballsniffing, schizowalking, masterbaiting, etc. are not sports.

>>543819073
Zenos of gooners.

>>543819895
Buy it again

>>543819985
it doesn't matter at all what you play as long as you have fun :)

>>543819380
>>543820004
unironically this
now PRESENT HIM

>>543819985
You should SAM is in a great spot way more fun than monk at max imo you can effortlessly be top DPS in parties

>>543819967
>>543819984
>>543820070
I bought it years ago and I've gotten it on like 5 alts since then and I know how the mail system works it's just not coming on this one. And I usually get 9 fantasias on every alt but I only got 6 on this one and I'm missing some other mog mail items I always get

>>543820004
What age makes one a hag...?

>>543819887
Do you and him feel bad for what you did to Chloe?

My femlala did like 200 fates today on the moon...

>>543819526
>>543819751
Muffy sounds like an emotional vampire.

>>543820081
my femlala enjoys biking

>>543819993
Tell the FBI before he shoots a political activist.

>>543809761
This femra looks very pettable.
>>543810731
You know what, I agree with this list.
>>543813109
Giving /earrubs to this cute sunnie.
>>543812969
No I don't get swayed by trends and fotm.
>>543817128
Me!