Thread 543830856

>Elden Ring Tarnished Edition delayed to 2026
https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1981360180580217143

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024

>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group/Multiplayer Password
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Touch Bloodstain: >>543714552

Perfect

Saar do not grab the Greatbow, saar.

I actually meant to use this as the OP but whatever

>>543830963
Saar I'm going to redeem the Greatbow saar.
Its time for erg games, hopefully the password isn't dead tonight https://www.twitch.tv/zorban13

>>543831190
You get a pass, zorbster. It's great entertainment.

>>543831117
P

Do greatshields work in this game or are they basically just "please rape me" signs?

do you limit nightreign's fps via nvidia control panel or is there a setting i'm not seeing ingame, or a launch option on steam?

>>543831665
weird fetish man
but they do work yeah theres an entire character based around them

We should stop playing this game all at the same time.

>>543831762
even guardian get's pushed out of steel guard when he tries holding his shield up versus nightlords. they're useless

>>543831746
It's in the Nvidia control panel
3d settings -> program settings -> nightreign.exe -> max frame rate

>>543831665
Poor guy
They work really well with the 100% resist across the board in NR. Every offbrand weapon option that isn't your main is worth it in this game. Shields, greatbows, crossbows, whips. They all have real value now.

400 hours and I'm finally doing the basic bitch brass shield run. it's very fun I haven't played like this without a greatshield since ds1. I'm still lazy about using ashes of war ever but man guard counter feels good.

>>543832114
I did this with the estoc once.

I love boobies

>>543832504
wrong

>>543832325
before this I did every single stat build as a pure. I made a google doc for each stat, listed every weapon that required it, and did a full clear. I remember thinking faith was shit and arc spellcasting was also pretty bad. Looks like they added a lot of high req miracles to the dlc but are they any good?

>>543832504
>not asses
low test + mommy issues

>got the achievement for collecting all the umbral spells without even looking them up
>90% of them are shit and useless
>there's like 4 good spells
unfortunate

>>543832672
>muh ass
ape brain + non-white btw

>>543830856 (OP)
I wish Duchess was real and my wife

>>543832504
Jeet

>>543832504
High test + Based

>>543832571
not wrong

>>543832672
I like butts too

>>543832871
little boys prefer tits, men prefer asses

>>543832645
No clue people only used like 3 spells from the dlc - best threads, blood spell, and gravity faggotry for pvp.

>>543831190
reddit stream title

>>543833201
>he can't into post ironic normieposting
cmon now mock him for doing meme build not this

nightreign would be a lot better if they sped up many of the spells/weapon arts. decrease their damage if need be, but half of these things have no business even being in the game and are completely unusable. they essentially require you to roll the dice that you wont get hit, which is not viable at all. in the depths at least. ive completely forgotten what the normal expeditions are even like

>>543833298
Do you even watch the streams? He has a marvel movie sense of humor, it's not post-ironic xis.

>revs doing 5 billion damage vs base augur with lightning spears
>mess up and use my dog ult too early
>have to just spectate
I am NOT the exectuie tonight

>>543833129
Fags bicker over purity spirals around women. We'd all cum on a bunch of women we wouldn't want anyone to know about. Big tits small tits big asses small asses puffy vulvas blown out pusys busted faces the works we'd cum on them all.

i have already depicted myself as the beautiful strength revenant

>exejeet hand
Don't post that trash ever again brown pedophile.

>>543833736
sex doll

>>543833658
to be fair I don't, you might have a point

>>543833884
Shocker, and I do so I can make fun of him

who is desu

>>543833658
He doesn't really. He's just a polite laugher.

>>543834251
Some orang that got hit by a trash truck. He spent months on oxygen in a coma. The story hitting the news in the 80s is where isekai stories come from. He was the boku no chimpo.

>>543833831
You’re right I shouldn’t after such a disappointing display

back to back wholestar shit im gonna choke

>>543834483
!

>>543834730
>frenzy building

>>543834551
just get a ranged weapon and only attack when hes fighting someone else. its a battle of attrition just take it slow

>turn on stream
>hes powerstancing greatbows

>>543832504
>>543832871
>>543833015
>>543833658
>>543833831
Objectively true posts which are backed up by science.

>>543834483
This pairing is worse than Wylder x Rev, brown bucks don't belong anywhere near her.

>>543836029
Give it a rest, zenovis

gg gigaugur, sad I couldn't use this beaut

>>543836413
pretty mid desu

>>543834256
t. another tranny that doesn't watch the streams

i hate parrying in this game

zorbsisters whats happening

>>543837419
Revsister squad please understand

>>543836226
>>543833831
you just know the artists are brown xhemselves

>>543837403
Practice's internet will never allow you to land a parry

what am absolute shitshow, yet still somehow it was easy *enough* and we got to level 8 day 1
i also got revived into his static aoe :(
AND HE WOULDN'T STOP FACESMASHING THE GROUND

>>543834483
They are a much better friend pair than romantic pair. Like them doing the tea party together, and her pushing dogi form around in a stroller. Lots of cute fan art of them being friends. Sort of like her and Raider being a good friend pair. She's not a good romantic pick in general for any of the men, but that one fanart of her being confused with her feelings towards Wylder are cute.

>>543833736
My brother in christ why are you bringing Executor to Auger, do you hate yourself? Even Guardian would be a better pick.

>>543838019
oh right i went to the mines north since i forgot to day 1 and ended up meeting a red pumpkin head who smashed me as i rounded the corner into the room so that was cool

>>543837403
>late on the first one
>out of sync spam on the 2nd and 3rd
Good thing you had your no hitbox cheat toggle on bro

>>543838207
Don't trigger it

>get no good seals as a rev
Guh
>get a pity rivers of blood that procs bleed in like 2 hits
It'll do....

>>543838019
Felt like an ok game for me honestly. The first poi was a shitshow but that's usually the case with red golem. Even more with nine-box, I think red golem is his kryptonite. Every time I see him do it early he gets smashed into the ground.

ggs holster
love invisible vents

>>543838357
>Even more with nine-box, I think red golem is his kryptonite
Not him but they are so aids to fight. Nothing like getting one-shot by a spring loaded attack you literally can't see.

>>543838357
hidden map + rotted forest + one invader poi + no gaols i was crying
I usually have no problems with the red golem but he dad dicked me and 9b that run. it was entertaining tho

I really feel like some 9 year old being babysat by two hot 1X year old cousins. Did I contribute?

>>543838357
That one was particularly annoying, I hate golems because I can't bleed them but I haven't been annihilated that badly by one in a while.

>>543838583
huh?

>>543838583
kys tidejeet

>>543838583
>I really feel like some 9 year old being babysat by two hot 1X year old cousins

>>543838553
gg, sorry for not rotting him I didn't want to dissapoint you by downing your claps always feel deragatory so I didn't want the shame of going down with my 800 skinny twinkeye ass

>>543838553
how many times did tide down trying to inflict rot without it ever happening

I could not be bothered dodging desu

>>543838160
Executor is a top tier for augur
>every attack is easy to parry for some reason
>dragonscale blade is good
>RoB is a good jelly killer
>dog takes out about 1/3 of base augurs hp via killing the jelly spam
>dog ignores the sleep phases
>dog has good mobility and is a free full heal
>dog can Rez teammates easily even 3 bars and traverse slot of land when everyone is split up on Ed augur

>>543838757
my claps are never derogatory, i'll clap if you die to a wandering noble but that's just banter

>>543838798
0! he did really well for once (outside of day 1 and 2 LOL)

>>543838065
Nah she fits with Wylder. Mostly because he occupies the stoic all rounder leader role and is thus the easiest to gel with in any context including romantic ones. The others strike you as guys who keep to themselves and do what they need to.

i think i like collapsing stars desu

>>543838873
>RoB on the jellyfish

You can't bleed him and he takes 50% less damage from fire what are you talking about?

Executor's arcane stat is basically completely useless against Auger, so you're pretty much just budget Wylder in the fight, and if it turns out to be ED Auger then you get to lie down and weep in the corner with your terrible FP bar.

He functions, but it's an awful fight.

>>543839256
>and if it turns out to be ED Auger then you get to lie down and weep in the corner with your terrible FP bar.
Shut up retard you don't even understand how the game works.

>>543839452
I'm 9999 and know more about the game than you, clearly.

if you dont pick the same character always
you arent a serious gamer

>>543839649
That'll show him

>>543839256
The jellyfish that augur shits out, RoBs skill is great for mob clearing and one taps them regardless of affinity. You can also freeze base augur and I’ve done it a few times with the dragonscale blade. I also just feel the utility of the dog during Ed augur is worth it as well as the fact the ground laser is easy to parry. The fp thing also doesn’t really ever matter since you regain it via charging

whats the worst weapon art in the game? my vote goes to the magma wyrm scalesword

>>543839205
It's Stars of Ruin but qualifies for a sorcery school making it probably the best spell in the game

>>543839759
Spinning weapon, maybe?

>>543839759
white shadow's lure or spinning slash

>>543839863
>Spinning weapon
decent on bleed weapons

>>543839863
spinning weapon is amazing with status thoughbeit it looks cool

>>543839863
Extremely niche use case but if you have FP on hit you can use spinning weapon to rapidly get it back

Zorb-sama... nobody has hit the boss and you're already down...

Zorberino finna 3 bar on 60% phase 1 bugs, this is crazy folks

>>543839759
Storm stomp is pretty useless, it's mostly a PvP AoW but it doesn't do enough damage to be any real use against condemned. Holy ground is also pretty crap. Useful in theory but in practice the area it affects is too small and the regen is too slow.
Also Sky Shot never hits ever.

>>543839851
stars of rain but cheaper and does more damage

>>543840379
All the storm stuff in NR does the reflect projectiles thing. Kind of gives it a little bit of legs.

>>543837419
this again

zorbsisters how do we defend xher?

zorban-sama...

>>543840379
Holy ground is okay in ED maris

lmao this nigger sucks

>>543840759
You can't say that.

what happened?

>>543840379
sky shot is fucking amazing on medium to large bosses that lock them selves in animations or that you can stand under (moose / ancient dragon / caligo) it does like 5x of a normal short from the bow without any skill % dmg and insane stagger for a bow attack

>>543840946
our guy is 8 baring to bugs we have to do something

>>543840379
Oh yeah and I tried golden retaliation last match finally and it didn't do the fucking retaliation part. It ate the projectile (draconic sentinel's fireball) but didn't fire the projectile, so it's just a meh dodge that only works on magic projectiles.

>>543840946
it's happening still

they're calling it the word's fastest d5 ED caligo ever

>>543840946
zorban 5 barred to ed bugs
his first down was against the literal first attack

>>543841245
>bloodflame blade ironeye
you didnt beat the game
a self breaking caligo is more honorable than that

GG Bugs
Ty for the carry

>>543841021
Doesn't that just make it RoA but worse?

Feel we’ve hit the point where two players are enough to carry on the password

is tumblebuffing still a thing in nightreign?

I saw you drop out of queue when you didn't get zorban's game

>d*rkness exejeet
can't wait for the dogshit performance

>>543841587
I don't get it, why would you WANT to be in Zorban's run? They're fun to watch from third person but they're usually a disaster, I wouldn't want to be the one playing in it.

>>543841342
worse. he had blasphemous blade

>>543841420
Should probably have 3 carries to avoid this high school drama

>>543841587
name and shame

>>543841721
jeetspammer is here so you can see why lol

i'm different

A bit sloppy but thanks for the win friendos.

>dormant seals Recluse
>Revenant
>not one fire incant better than Flame Sling or Black Fireball drop between us
Incant rng is so fucking aggravating.

lotus what the fuck are those relics
4.8k honed bolts?

>>543843185
6x dragon cult boosts.
2x incantation+2 relics
And a metric shitton of lightning ups because the wylder kept feeding them to me. Honed bolt is a lot stronger than people think.
You should have seen the damage to the slimes since they take 2x lightning damage. The 2 invader spots and gaols helped a ton too.

>>543843371
>6x dragon cult boosts
So you're cheating?

>>543843371
>>543843185
Oh right I also had the symbol of avarice up for a long time along with the buff from libra that boosts your damage based on runes.

>>543843371
Are you a girl?

>>543843475
>Cheating is when someone has better relics than me

>>543843852
bjark said the same thing before his ISA were confirmed cheated

>>543843892
i never remotely said something like that
*grabs your crotch*
you better act right

>>543843475
6 school boosts isn't really cheating since they show up on regular and deep relics.
A pain in the ass to get, but not impossible. Some are also a lot more common than others. I've seen about 36 dragon communion relics for every 1 dragon cult I've found. Giant's flame relics have been the rarest for me, since I've only seen like 2.

The sad thing is a Recluse would get a hell of a lot more milage out of a 6 school boost because sorceries are just naturally stronger. If I had 6 crystarian boosts and either sorcery boost+2x3 or magic attack +4x3 you would have seen even more obscene numbers with shattering crystal.

>>543843892
Looks like you got confirmed talking utter shite as seen below lil nigga

>>543844071
Speak of the devil

>>543844278
No I don't think I will

>>boss has huge AOEs
>>shove him in a tiny corridor
nufromsoft would never

>>543844858
sovlfvl capra demon reference

>>543844858
>recluse found a rykard's rancor staff.webm

ggs gigadel. I got a frame stutter right as he did his headslam on me :(

>>543844481
gimme

>>543844858
What game is that

peeporun

>>543845021
thanks for carry, I'm a d4 shitter man whyd it put me in d5 man I don't belong here man

>>543845310
because pretty much everybody queueing is d5
btw don't worry about it, there's not much practical difference between d4 and d5. things have a bit more health and do a bit more damage but it already entered 1shot city in d4, so if you can manage d4 then you can manage d5 cos it's the same thing.

>>543837508
>all that insecure zoomergroid projection
>Already raped and running away.
Guess I hit xher too close to home, get a better attitude next time.

lil gup really went back to the last thread to get the last word and thinks he won le internet argument
that's a yikes from me

>>543845224
Brazilnet moment.

>>543845826
nah for some dumbshit reason you can run into enemies at the end of day 1 and 2 before they spawn, their model is invisible waiting to spawn in.

>lil buck samefagging after getting raped
Poor broccolihead

>>543845819
At that point you just embarrass yourself. Imagine caring for the last word that much lmao. Automatic disgrace.

broccoli le bad even doe its good for you

love my daughter-wives

>>543846014
I know you got raped but avoiding direct replies and samefaggig is just conceding especially when you've done the exact same cross-thread shit. Stop blaming older generations because you're a worthless loser and do better.

>>543840854
Yes, he can. Watch him.
>>543841459
Meds.
>>543843107
That’s adorable. What is it from?

that's not me aldoebeit, i just call out cringe where I see it
no need to get defensive brotato, you won le argument by getting the last word you totally owned that guy, it's freaking over for him

Q

Not the person you were arguing with. Not reading whatever drivel you smashed out on your keyboard in a fit of rage. Just calling it like it is. Deal with it.

>other zoomoids itt are blacked doe-posters
Imagine my shock.

>I'm going to passive-aggressively seeth post and try to get the last word in after that fact
>but i-it's not me doe
Typical low test zoomoid tactic.

>more than 2 mins in queue
/erg/ is dead.

>Indian obsessed with rape
>AND a classic schizo
that's right its me your /erg/ rival, every post you don't like is 1 guy

damn he's good

>>543846297
>>543846491
I AM

>>543846573
I'm at 1/3. You have me blocked.

>brings up blacked out of absolutely nowhere because someone typed funny
Interesting, I think that says a lot more about you than me

>>543846618
unless your name is trish or sneedger then no i do not

Oh xhe's doing that leftist thing where they pretend not to understand something. If you weren't an obvious zoomer newfag you would know 'doe posting' and cuck posting go hand in hand.

>>543846859
no wait i also blocked someone else who ragequit a match but i forgot the name

>>543846993
could be me, my video card crashes like one out of 10 of my games.

oh NO NO NO ZORBXISTERS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>brown directionbrain obsessed with cuckoldry and rape with an interracial fetish
I've learned a lot about you in this little exchange, thanks for chatting with me ranjeesh :)

>>543847059
hm... maybe, it did seem like it could have been a crash, but it happened right after you downed in a run that was going pretty badly so i might have just jumped to conclusions. don't remember the account to unblock though.

>>543847090
>Zorb laughs
>Stream numbers go up

>>543846014
>>543845819
>>543846014
>>543846215
>>543846326
>>543846630
>>543847115
holy fuck you just excavated his brown dusty asshole go easy on him before he has a stroke

GG Brynhilde

>zoomergroid infected with black culture soft power pretending they aren't a cucked generation

>>543847353
embarrassing samefag zoomoid cope

>>543847601
What about sora?

>if I tag a bunch of my posts from my fellow zoomers it looks like I le won
>I'm not personally bothered by your poignant posts at all

does anybody have a nightreign version of this game?

>>543847353
You made xhim cry. Now xhes busting out all the bait he can for someone to reply to xhim.

>Xhe's still mindraped.
Poor zoomie, maybe you can afford your own place if you slave at McDonald's your entire career

jesus christ lotus that honed bolt just raped the entire game

>>543847906
What the hell? This is gay

>>543847906
kill yourself

>>543848196
It wasn't as strong as last run but it was still nice and potent. Honed bolt twice in a row is a very nice treat. Knowing my luck I'll get ancient dragon lightning and feel useless next time. Hate that spell. Takes too long to charge up and you'll whiff on anything smaller than the average hippo.
The wylder was MVP though. Those jump spams with the placi sword were both comical and optimal.

>>543847906
Easily in the top ten worst things ever posted here. Awful.

>adel lightning resist
>50
>nameless king's according to fextrashit
>31
>D5 adel taking 2k damage from a lightning spear
>nameless king taking like 400 from the same lightning spear
No matter how hard I dragoncult max there's still one enemy that will filter me.

>>543848764
You're confused. King of the Storm has -31% lightning resist (he's WEAK to it), Nameless King has 83% lightning resist.

>>543847906
nightreign is a fairly niche game

i lost all my games ytd but today it's only wins with str rev, redemption incoming

>>543848884
Okay I'm just retarded then. Well that and fextra life sucks donkey dick at information.

>>543848916
Fine, I'll make it myself.

>>543848963
good luck cutie

why is he playing gbow guardian when the other are squishies
that's a really bad composition

>>543849097
thank you i'll do my best

I'll ask here since there's no fitting thread, does anyone know how to fix vortext explosions in emulated Bloodborne?
They happen every time i die and don't go away until i go back to the main menu.

>>543849063
You don't look like that

>>543849153
I had the same issue, this mod fixed it for me.
https://www.nexusmods.com/bloodborne/mods/109

>>543849116
1) he uses the greatbow as a primary weapon which is fucking retarded
2) you don't need a "tank" in the game

>>543849142
*kiss*

>zorban is playing with literal redditors
go say hi to him here
https://www.reddit.com/user/Pastulio814/

>>543849402
How did you know that meant he's a redditor?

>>543849063
You need to have sex with Wyld men to post this btw

>>543849402
ask what he think about gbow guardian

>>543849219
Ah sucks that it disables face customization but i guess i'll have to live with that

behold
the pinnacle of dogshit quest design
the developers decided to intentionally lean into the "souls quests being obtuse and requiring a guide" meme
>find this random tree 1/3rd of the way into the game
>interact with it
>it just says "...."
>you need to use a specific emote in front of it that you only find like 6 areas ahead
>now 5 giant flaming hands spawn in your world (you will have already passed 3/5 of them by this point, you need to backtrack through the entire map to find them or look up a guide)
>extinguish the hands (the last one is in the final area of the game where everything is already on fire, make sure not to miss the flaming hand here!)
>after this, return to the tree and use yet another gesture (no clue which you're supposed to use either, just try them all!)
>it brings you to a secret boss that has absurdly high stats (ng+2 level difficulty in ng)
>after you kill him you get teleported out
>use a third emote on the tree to get his loot :)

>>543850425
also, cherry on top
>you can lock yourself out of one of the emotes by progressing too far into the game without killing an optional boss

gg ed horse

ggs horsie, sorry for running him around so much there lol
at least i almost no-hit him, if it wasn't for that arrow right at the end there.

ahhh...i tried to ult through his nuke...what an embarrassing display..

>>543850425
I can’t tell what game this is

>>543850957
lords of the fallen
its ok

>>543850425
it's gonna be funny when fromsoft eventually abandons this dogshit quest design after Miyazaki retires/dies and all of their copycats will inevitably have to follow suit

>>543850957
Slop of the goyim
It's pozzed jeetslop

In DSIII NK's lightning attack will miss you if you aim the camera away from him. Can anybody test if this still works in NR?

>>543851141
King's Field was pretty much like that too though except it was the entire game not optional sidequests and Miyazaki had no involvement in any of the KF games.
Weird obtuseness is basically FromSoft's identity.

>>543831762
>>543831939
weird that no one can give me a straight answer. are greatshields going to block nightlord attacks at depth 5 without putting me in the full stagger animation if I'm not guardian holding up steel shield?

>>543831665
>>543851429
Yes, greatshields work fine. Unless you get some guard up passives then you'll want to 2hand it and you'll still need to play smart if you don't want to get guard broken, but they absolutely do work reasonably well.

>>543849402
seems like a pretty reasonable person

someone please explain to me how to cancel caligo's storm? When do you ult her? The moment she puts the ice crystal down?

Can't find video instructions.

>>543851271
take a break for a day, terr

We got a little too greedy with the mines....

>>543851898
I don't know. Does it not stagger her no matter whatp art of the animation she's in?

THAT ENDED THE RUN? LMAO

>>543851957
Isn’t terr the one who keeps shilling for it?

just unblocked a bunch of people please don't make me regret it

>>543851957
>NOOOOO, everyone who doesn't like this garbage is the same guy
Stay mad.

>>543852020
I know lmao

How many points do you lose at D5 for losing at the Nightlord? If you Alt F4 out of nightlord does it go up?
Iirc the earlier your run ends (like day1 ,2) the more you lose?

>>543852098
you sound insufferable, block me once more please.

>>543852259
600 by default, I think it goes up by 100 if you lose on day 2 and another 100 for losing day 1.

I like Malenia's design but this goblet looks like ass. On top of that it looks like a nightmare to actually use and clean, like bits are just gonna snap off.

>>543854195
I got the Ornstein one last year and it snapped in half in the post... Got my money back though, and just super-glued it but I'm not going to use it to drink from, I'm afraid just for show.

>chinks crashed out and killed themselves over CS2 skins
>less cheaters tonight than before
I can always count on you based Gaben.

augur

what a fucking useless revenant, I'm blocking this fucker

GG bugs

>>543855970
lol

I'm torn between strength/faith and strength/int for a new character. Or something/int, something something carian knight. Help me out here.

>>543856493
Arc int

>>543856493
int/faith

>>543856493
>Carren Knight
Daring today, aren't we?

>>543854195
>>543854731
That’s Chinese plastic for you

god damn this game is miserable why did i reinstall

to meet me

>>543856945
qrd?

>>543855970
What happen

>>543857028
>>543857128
get a hobby

>>543857160
Stay mad and defeated then, I guess.

im taking responsibility for that loss, sorry. rot buildup under max hp appears to be a run killer
also i didnt mean to ping while downed i went to alt tab real quick and misclicked

>>543857205
qrd?

>>543857205
that's the funny thing
we won
anonymous just doesnt like me

>>543857223
Happens, nt. Rot under max stacked on top of rot on hit is just a trainwreck waiting to happen.
I thought the greatbow could help but I think it probably just threw you off more than did anything. No idea what you are supposed to do if you happen to be under the moth when it starts the blue rain. And I assumed I was far enough away from the red rain that I didn't have to run strafe it but I guess that's also wrong.

>>543857390
Are you the person asking why you reinstalled? I asked for a qrd as to why.

>>543856641
>>543856713
Anons, please.

>>543856742
If I haven't played it then it's new to me.

>>543857548
yeah im definitely changing my relics now, sorry about that. you did crazy good btw
>the greatbow
i assumed you wanted me to kill fartis with the AOW right? idk i kinda panicked and just looked at whoever had the lower health, wasn't really thinking straight after going down so many times due to the fucking rot

>>543857568
qrd? what happened?

>>543857938
Some anon was crybaby-posting after getting carried, I presume.

>>543858000
qrd?

casters are so easy wtf
you basically do nothing until you dont have aggro then slam your face on the controller and make pretty colors appear

>>543858469
sissy girl role

wait till you hear about ironeye

>>543830856 (OP)
I thought that was the good hunter holding the pizza cutter

>>543858512
>>543858525
You guys told me melee is easy in depth 5

>>543858054
see >>543858000

>>543858525
Duchess and Reclsue are literally Ironeye tier with actual DMG, trannies just weren't ready for that conversation.

>>543858667
No one but retards say this. All the melees are harder in Depths than the casters and Ironeye, FACT.

Pfft

What is that Elden Ring thing that dude zorban raided has in the corner? I've never seen Elden ring merch like that? Is it off-brand Chinese shit?

GG augur. Dunno what happened with the 2nd rev....

GG Augur, NJ Revvy, the lightning spears melted it!

>get to 6600
>the bar is halfway filled
what's up with this? 6600 isnt halfway from 6000 to 9999

Fire Giant was a complete joke. What were people bitching about?

>>543860437
D4 augur is pretty squishy for my build. Shame I died so many times....
>lol here's my aoe
>lol the hitbox is bigger than the fog I make

Anyone else here get to D5 in duos? What a struggle man, they really need to patch in wending graces for it to be fair, you have none of the safety of trios and none of the revives of solos

>>543860531
Dw, it happens, Augur hitboxes are so awkward sometimes it feels like they didn't finish the boss lmao. Half the reason I've started playing Wylder is for easier revives anyways. GGs again tho

>>543850819
>Zdrada Enjoyer
Oh cool this guy is still alive

>>543860750
You did hella good man.
This run must be where all my gravel stone seals from failed runs went cause I found like 12 of the fuckers.

I want to play Nightreign but I want to giga stack instead of taking gay little incremental trinkets. What's the best to look for? Anything absurd?

>>543860986
The most obscene boosts are crystalian sorcery boosts on recluse and duchess.

Looks like Zorban hit his viewer limit of 30 the growth has stopped. The password is safe.

>>543860864
Yeah I like xher out of my sissy cage under my bed.

>>543860875
Thanks bro you did real good too. And yeah playing a chr that's so rng reliant with the seals sounds like a headache lol

>>543861241
It's why I dragon cult maxxed. It's normally common-ish. Plus lightning.

>session ended the instant it started
Okay.png

well that was weird, at least I didn't lose any points

Why am I like this...

i cooked breakfast
i tried boiling basedbeans in a bit of balsamic vinegar and lemon juice, then fried them and had with friedegg
it was not bad but i think they might need marinating to properly get the flavour

now i shall play nightreign

>gaping jaw
boooriiiinnng

>>543861879
You could do worse. At least its not a tattoo or something. It'll all be in landfill in a few years but it wont be a life long regret.

!huh
i won on the run where i used that greataxe
i thought the player corpses were from failed runs but i guess it's just deaths?

>>543862381
>landfill in a few years
I plan to keep them as part of my collection for life, then pass them on to my family for them to do what they see fit with my collection. I don't think things will get bad enough for me to need to re-sell any of it for money.

>>543862595
The ghosts in the roundtable hold are from wins. It prefers ones that picked up items from your phantoms. I'm pretty sure a down can leave a phantom behind, its not just bleedout deaths.

>die
>lose eventual greatness before it even buffs me

>>543859978
trish can't help but get banned everywhere she goes. Truly one of the best schizos in a while.

>>543864145
>she

>trish is a lolcow
>ace is a lolcow
truly they were meant for each other

>>543864035
Cute doll

Alright anon enough Slopreign
Mommy Marika wants you to go back to play the real game and become Elden Lord

>>543864190
Her behavior makes a lot more sense when you realize she's a BPDemon foid.

GG ED5 Horsie.
Rev you could've still hit NK with uncharged Wraths. Though you did delete phase 1 entirely.

GG 'Orsie, You two shredded his ass

>>543864479
I could have but uncharged still feels a bit too long a commitment when you're THAT close to him.
Much as I am familiar with his moveset I still do not trust using wrath in close quarters with him. Specially not with the lag going on.

i thought you guys were memeing, it's actually called faurtis? hahahaha

>>543864612
They really did name him FART ASS Stoneshield

>>543864608
Understandable, it's funny how much resist he has. Went from nuking to doing less damage than me.

GGs Adel. Fuck that cheeky invasion when we had nothing good to deal with them yet.

>>543864612
It's Fortis. Translation team apparently thought that wasn't flowery enough.

>>543864702
He has like almost 90% lightning resist. He takes less lightning damage than ED adel. I've managed to still deal chunky damage to adel at D5 with lightning, but NK still shrugs me off like a mosquito.

>>543864390
Incredible model. But no she’s for Godfrey only.
>>543861445
Deserved.
>>543858665
Nah, they wish they could be that cool.

>>543864730
ggs

Spinning weapon is lowkey OP for revives yall

>>543831665
the only ''please rape me'' is exejeet dogform, pressing it means you want to die asap

>>543864390
I played with a femdom once who erped as mommy Marika when we played elden ring. Came buckets...

>>543851705
First normal reply I've ever gotten. Thanks

>>543864423
That's cute but xhes a tranny teenager addicted to porn and got AGP from it most likely.

>>543865270
You also have to know whether the specific nightlord attack deal affinity damage or not. Most shields typically have around 50 affinity block. You can get oneshot while blocking in depth 5 with incorrect shield.

>>543865414
>That's cute but xhes a tranny teenager addicted to porn and got AGP from it most likely.
The perfect wife for a 4chan incel chud like me

>>543865414
Why do you think that?

haven't played with alot of anons but I see them in screenshots
am i such a shit player that /erg/ blocked me...

>>543865729
You're not a trve chvd if you're a troon chaser, nice falseflag though.

>>543865754
They said trish was short for 'Tristan' (male name) and they just act like an immature estrogenetic teen, only ever seen them play as female characters and female pfp on steam. I'm something of a criminal profiler.

>>543864423
Men with hormonal imbalances (from being weak sedentary skinnyfat retards) act almost exactly like women

>>543865682
>Most shields typically have around 50 affinity block
Nah for greatshields 50% is the low-end. Average is 60%, 70% on the high end. At the end of the day it doesn't matter too much, you'll survive the hit and have to heal up no matter what. Just don't try it with anything smaller than a greatshield.

Why are all /vg/ generals filled with trannies?

>>543866071
Chuds and trannies are an iconic couple though. Unironically.

>>543839205
Where is that from? Do you look like that?

>>543866363
I know you are trying to push this 'enemies to lovers' meme like one of your foid novels but no they are diametric opposites like that meme with the kid facing two paths, except both have dark castle at each end.

>>543865682
>see some streamer trying to fight ED5 Gladius as Guardian with a red medium shield
>he wonders why he's getting chunked through his block
>check the stats of the same shield in the training area
>30% fire resist

>>543866363
>telling my trans gf she will never be a woman and she telling me i will always be an incel before making out passionately after a D5 clear
Bros....

>>543864960
>>543865414
>>543866071
>>543866158
>>543866330
all true

>>543866587
I know you are probably lonely bro, but it's a mentally ill man that will never make you feel the way a woman will, it's not worth.

>>543865682
You just said they have 100 negation on everything

>>543866180
It really does help though, 70% vs 50% is quite huge if you know what to pick. Especially on nightlord/boss that attack in combo like horse.

>>543866834
Too complicated tell me what's best general all purpose shield.

>>543866728
100 negation only on physical. Anything else can and will kill you while blocking in depth 5 with the wrong shield. Playing shield guardian is worse than playing mage, you have to hope for rng for good shield drop.

>>543866906
One way to not bother is pick any greatshield and good number of stack affinity damage negations from elsewhere. Then you can still block decently in most cases.

>>543866834
Yes, taking les damage is of course good, but you can't always choose what you get, or what you get with decent passives. Like I said, it doesn't matter too much as long as you're sticking with greatshields, that absolute worst you can have is blocking lightning damage with an Erdtree Greatshield and even that's 46%.
I don't know why this chart decided to include 3 medium shields amongst all those greatshields. With medium shields you do want to think about this, but with greatshields anything will do really.

Ggs Adel.

Pressing circle button at the right time is 100% damage negation

poor adel
i wanted to try surviving his bite, i had a ton of status resist and taking damage negation

>>543866906
Guardian's base one is the best for general use.
Look out for Redmane blue greatshield if you're fighting dogs(fire), and Haligtree blue greatshield if you're fighting Fulghor/Libra(holy).
The other elements/nightlord combinations don't really matter that much.

Eclipse blue shield might help against Caligo/Bugs(magic), but you don't really want to block their stuff most of the time.

>>543866906
nigger just pick a holy looking shield if ur gonna take holy damage
pick a fire looking shield if ur gonna take fire damage
apply logic to all elements

>>543866707
How would you know?

>>543867263
Is bloodhound's step/quickstep still better than dodge in nightreign?

>>543868101
Common sense

>>543868250
So you don’t actually know.

>>543868318
It's common sense that a cross-dressing gay man won't make a straight man feel the same as an actual woman. Sorry, you aren't desired in that way outside of lonely men.

>>543868318
I have to admit you owned him there. I hope you will have fun sucking him off

when was the last time you backstepped

>>543868706
dude I'm not a tranny so don't post a picture like that with my quote

>>543868560
Women are retarded and suck at videogames

im a tranny but im quite a bit prettier than that

>>543868914
Jealous troon post much? And I don't care, women being slightly retarded is kinda cute. I don't need a tryhard troon to be good at games.

>>543868987
Maybe but you will never be as pretty as a woman though xis.

>>543869017
Women are only good for fucking
You will never have a meaningful conversation with a woman

>>543868029
Do elemental infusions affect the resists of shields?

>>543869185
Troons really are the true mysgonists, huh? Seethe.

>>543867263
You can hold block as insurance against rolling too late.

>>543868560
The least you can do is give me your sweatshirt to smell and wear

>>543869710
That you cardboard?

>>543869340
Yea but I dont think they can have any in NR, or do they? Never paid attention

im really sorry for that run im so bad at this game i keep dying all the time i never learn im so so sorry ;w;

>>543869925
are you a girl?

>>543869925
Bend over and make amends with your pussy

>>543870032
>>543870101
That's a fat indian man you're talking to.

>>543870227
im 100% white and trans

>>543869925
Name?

>>543870476
terr

>>543870476
gremlin

>>543870476
kirry kip

>>543870476
sludge merchant

>>543870476
ippiki9

>>543868029
>>543866906
Get a staff with Scholar's Shield

>>543870693
This is the true one

>>543839205
Gravity is the best school of magic in nightreign

GG D5 Fulghor
Poor thing got bullied. If it were NK I was gonna use the aromatics there but it wasn't.

>>543871814
gg

>all my good relics are in red
>most characters barely have any reds
fuck you ishizaki

>>543857741
>spirit bullying me for 3 barring
>when trying out something new
>in a run I gave him all my negations
I mean it’s ironic considering you’re one of the worst players here

>>543870476
Tide

i am queuing

>>543872317
You do realize anyone can copy and download a webm, right? Is this your last cope now that the whole 'muh recent footage' won't cut it anymore? Poor troon. I would stick to the easy mde characters if I were you, trying something more honest like a melee in depths won't work out well for c tiers.

I was wondering if the shite Demon's Souls remake has decent PVP?

If I enjoy PVP in every game will DeS be fun or should I just keep invading in ER and DaS1 and save the time and money?

>>543872513
why did you do that
it's all your fault

>>543872513
liar im 1/3!!!

>>543872543
>Gets called out for recording someone when they’re just having fun building stuff on a run we easily won
>Goes on a tirade about troons
Ok I don’t think I’ve ever talked shit about you but whatever

>>543872565
does /dsg/ or /fsg/ even exist anymore?

>>543872876
dsjee merged with the erg

ggs bugs, i downed because i pressed my use item button instead of my jump button teehee

gg bugs my fellow aussie cunts

>>543873587
gg bugs

>>543870227
>>543870302
Both doubtful.
>>543870619
>>543872420
Sounds… brown…

>>543873040
Makes sense.
Does Demon's Souls remake pvp suck?

>>543872876
No, both of them were killed by the same autistic indian squatting in Finland, as was /souls/, the shortest lived but also best iteration (pic related is him)

>>543873725
yes, play god3 pvp

>>543873907
I hate 3 but I'll listen to you about Demon's remake sucking.

So the theory of revvy main to duchy pathway is actually true eh. Seem to always happen.

1/3 d5 please queue

>>543873956
why do you hate 3

bros...
sister friede is too fucking hard

>>543874413
you're supposed to summon gael

>>543874413
summon this
*unzips*

ggs ED dogs

>>543874818
why is debil standing so far away

GG ED5 Hot dogs
>>543874818
I wasn't expecting that weapon at all, never actually used it before against hot dogs. Was planning to just hit em with axe and bow.

>>543874894
i gave it you for the passive

triple duchy lets go

>>543874940
Oh I see, desu I had 2 32% with massive HP bar so I think I'd've been fine, though it was a welcome passive. It was comfy seeing their hits only doing 30% of bar.

Got stuck on this fat cunt at the start of the match. Also, that split triple charge attack is so inconsistent, it was behaving extra cancer due to collision with the fog wall in at the edge of the arena.

>>543874894
There's no reason not to use that sword on Wylder exp on an enemy weak to holy like the Dogs. Destroys both Libra fights and good against Heolstor as well.

gg john night

>>543875395
who's desu

>>543875590
Probably bjark

>>543875590
I checked their profile earlier, it's gremlin.

>>543874501
why?

gg bug, gnoster was ready for round 3

Huh. Gnoster was still alive after we killed Animus. Weird. GG.

which character has the best remembrance quests

GG random bugs, good teamwork, gnoster still wanted a fight at the end there lol

>>543876597
HERO_BUFFER

>>543876597
wylder, duchess, revenant

Anyone queue'ing?

>>543876597
Executors is my favourite

What does this symbol indicate?

>>543876858
Gotta get some soap, I'll be back on later

ggs adel
good clean run, magic is the best

zero damage negations but we still stomped geegee duchies

>>543877004
It means the weapon scales well with your character's stats. I'm pretty sure your relics too can influence what weapons get that symbol.

Damn my game just froze then crashed. Never had that happen before. Gonna blame Windows 11 for that one.

>>543877004
you had it equipped last run

>>543877128
Wylders wives

>>543877207
>duchess
>negations
all duchess should donate their negations since they're playing on easy mode

>>543877207
Anything more than one full hp negation is overkill for adel

>>543877309
>>543877392
who am I supposed to believe?!

potchads is this our time

gg horse that's all for me for now
thanks for playing with me

>>543877653
compare your equipment in your most recent result history and check all the armaments in the list
you will see a pattern

>>543877004
it's a weapon you picked up from a player corpse

>>543877714
gg cutie

>went to make hot choccie
>missed the instant queue

>>543877619
>>543877518
>>543877207
I'm pretty sure you want either 2 or 0 because having 1 is not giving you anything useful since it would one shot you from full life anyway.

>>543877889
?
a blue full is fine for anything that isn't ed dogs or ed libra's ground blasts

>>543877823
are you a girl?

>>543877970
i am male.

life is tough for a strength revenant

>>543877889
it's still nice to have one so you don't get one shot by an offcscreen godrick knight

>>543877968
I was getting one shot by some of adel's attacks with a blue full hp negation and I have Maris relic too... maybe its the random passive powerups that give negation or HP that I didn't have that run

>>543878196
life is always tough for us revvies stay strong

>game crashes
>unable to reconnect
>-800
I will never make it to 9999. I'm once again sub 7000 after 2 ED libra and this.

>>543878931
You rike gaijin?

we have to beat them we have to beat the ergiyogis

yurm it up
gemmy 'ox it down

nobody actually says that

>>543878931
I had 3 ED libras and 2 ED gladius in like 7 games and demoted to d4
it's infuriating whenever I see people posting their history showing 9999 rank with no EDs in the last 10 games or it's all adel and fulghor, depths is basically rng (cope)

>>543877889
One blue will honestly do if you have hp relics. If you’re getting hit twice quickly by adel then you’re dead anyway

get on the videogame nyow

>>543880001
I’m 9999 and have barely faced everdarks recently but even then my record against ED Libra in depths is like 5/6

>>543880346
maybe in 3 hours or so, gotta finish wageslaving and eat something first

>>543880346
mmm nyo... nyo...

>>543880346
nyo i am playing dispatch then i will exercise

>>543880458
>>543880657
No one cares you aren't women or cats play the game for the general or gtfo

1/3...

I’ll q in exactly 45 minutes

>>543880886
3/3

>>543880746
meow

ggs ED horse
i fucking suck at meleeing nameless king

Every fiber of my being was clenched for that nameless king fight, GG

>>543881061
forgo image
>>543881065
i kneel

>>543881173
where third guy

>>543881238
saved for the DLC

q

>am depth 3
>get pushed into a depth 4 ED caligo with a chinese cheater who disconnected partway through
why
I just wanna play comfy d3

>>543880001
>>543880418
yeah if you're not winning 9/10 of your ED libra/dogs games you don't deserve 9999

>>543882189
Show me your 9/10 ED Libra wins anon.

>>543882189
the point is that there are some of those people aren't even getting into ED libra/dogs games while I'm getting them nonstop, and that's bs
and no, I'm not quitting in character select, that's also bs

I feel I haven't fought caligo in quite a long time. I miss her.

dumb reclusoid queued
ill behave now i promise unblock me pls

>>543882597
queue up now and we will destroy her together

>>543882331
the one i lost was because i tried to do a funny kill with the trumpet and we all wiped to cheetos with a sliver left
9/11 in the last 100 games

>>543882602
Hmmm....How about no?

>>543882785
10/11* and the loss was barely a loss so yeah

do you get anything for making it to depth 5?

>>543882684
HEY I SAW THAT 2/3

>>543882817
Looks like the russian found a new profile.

>>543883002
yeah trishjeet is queueing that's why

>>543882817
i mean ur the rude one exposing me??
anything you read here is just false flags by schizos

What has this trish fella doon?

>>543883296
i pointed down ace ingame cuz he was jobbing and his whole harem of whities lost their sh*t so now they bully me here

>>543883296
Nothing. He's tried a lot, but it hasn't amounted to anything.

>>543883296
she has bpd and really wants a boyfriend so anons are afraid of her

gg goat

what did the game mean by this

>>543883492
oh man it sucks when you miss your parry

>>543873808
God what a fucking faggot.
>>543876597
They’re all shit anon none of them.
>>543877341
Get a better toaster.

>>543883443
Ggs, sorry I was lagging behind a lot during that run, that castle visit was a bit risky for my liking

>>543883492
this too

ill play revenant and be super good pls pls pls pls unblock me pls pls pls

>>543883641
all good

>>543880346
It’s 5 in the morning you fucking freak
>>543880746
This
>>543883379
*brownies

>>543883554
I have a High end PC retard even made RAM and a HDD upgrde since this was screenshot'd. The game just shat itself for no reason.

>>543883379
Honestly, based ace is a shitter and a confirmed tranny chasing freak although I suspect you also like trannies based on your name/pfp etc.

>>543883953
Haha it was on zorblack's stream and i'd point ace down over his corpse instead of reviving and he'd seethe SUPER HARD with zorbshit oh my god lmao like it's just a game losers !!

>>543884263
i've got both you and zorban blocked because you're also a complete shitter and your existence is cringe

zorban's viewers are aryans thoughbeit

>>543884343
Don't trigger it.

i wonder sometimes if i have bpd
but its a stretch

>>543884343
if you block for bad games keep it that way ur doing me a favor, as if you never fuck up r*tard!

>>543884420
what makes you think that?

i like attention but also easily assume that people hate me
every time i queue and it's slow i'm like, fuck, has everyone blocked me
i wouldn't be surprised cause i die a lot
but it's not really a serious belief, and i'm pretty confident a lot of the people who see me like me
if i have anything its more likely some kind of schizoid or avoidant thing
and the one time someone >>543855970 did block me i just found it funny

but this is all pointless yapping, i dont have bpd

>>543884263
Don’t post my wife when discussing your faggy micro-ecelebs
>>543883803
>no reason
Get a better toaster.

>>543885030
name? i'll give you my opinion of you

>>543885030
i dont have you blocked now queue bitch

and now I just had a run against ED caligo where the rando faith guardian with flame of frenzy was the mvp dps-wise, at least after he stopped giving a shit about the perma-downed duchess

>>543883648
nice crouch

>>543885146
fiiiiine
but if i dont get a game after 5 minutes i'm doing other stuff

>>543885131
secret

>>543881013
pspspspsps

>>543867352
>>543874413
Incredible posts

we can be revvys xisters ill be the str one and protect you while you cast!!!!

who the fuck said pspspsp!

>>543878196
>>543878350
You should just stay as caster girlies and get a big strong Wylder to carry you

tfw 2/3...

>>543885383
she looks like she spreads her legs for Wyld men

>>543885867
sorry i need to sleep

somehow duchesses always perfectly ult when I
>am in iframes and don't want the boss the see me
or
>when I'm trying to parry something and really would prefer to stay visible

>>543885997
I am a master at doing rev ult somehow.

>>543885997
wish there was a callout button for it or something

weeell gonna queue with randos u guys baiting me

>>543886060
dodging*

GG D5 Adel
That was very fast. How many marais stacks were that Raider? I wish I could've killed more mobs but I think you got it early enough too.
I also had no flask upgrades.

>>543886479
Would

ggs fellas, might've been my fastest nightlord kill ever lol, 50 seconds from the moment he spawned in til the "victory" popup.

>>543883492
>>543883648
Ironeyes not beating the "dodge into allies" accusations

wow he died fast, same exact seed as my previous run too
also what the FUUUUUCK was that magma wyrm's problem?!

>>543886741
>what the FUUUUUCK was that magma wyrm's problem?!
Me. I thought it'd be funny so I was calling him slurs entire time, even opened gaol just because.
Day 1 was rough due to that but day 2 went kino.

>>543886573
I think it was around 60 or 70 stacks? Got it from that great wyrm. incidentally that whole second half of day 1 was a fucking riot, haha. Was surprised we didn't wipe to the combo of great wyrm, red banished knights gaol immediately into freyja.
I think my RoA hit adel for around 8 or 9k, lol. Could have been over even quicker but I fumbled a bit and missed a couple of opportunities for a juicy RoA.

>>543886670
we killed regular non depths libra in 30 seconds in one time
>>543886939
based. stir fry all magma wyrms into delicious wok.

a 3barring exejeet has entered the q

>>543885092
My specs mog your though poorfag, dont bootlick fromslop too hard either.

>>543885030
For good reason, everyone is out to get you and you don't even know why. I'm not telling you why so you can fix your life I want you to continue living this way until you eventually kill yourself and have no one even show up to your funeral because you're universally hateable.

>>543884263
Ace is a case of a delulu ironshitter who thinks he's better at the game than he actually is, impressive levels of cope from that guy.

>>543887505
do you realise how little that narrows it down

>>543886706
The Duchess ran straight to the Ironeye faggot

>>543887841
Safe bet it's terrjeet or troon merchant

>>543886060
Every time I hit Revenant's ult someone else simultaneously uses theirs and misses out on it, it's uncanny.

i must go now, my people need me

Do people still play/coop/pvp regular Elden Ring anymore or has practically everyone moved over to only playing with mods like Convergence and Seamless?
I kind of want to play through Elden Ring and do a 100% collection and exploration run but it feels somewhat redundant to then have a complete character only for singleplayer... like, it would be fun to be able to play that character in multiplayer.

>>543884263
After your melty there, someone posted your steam so we could all block you and when I clicked it I realized I already had you blocked you insufferable faggot and I don't even remember why. You must be doing retarded insufferable shit all the fucking time.

>>543888560
blew his brown asshole out here

gg adel

>>543888559
That character can be for both single and multiplayer, what's the problem

i always feel bad for base adel
he just gets bullied

>>543889223
I don't want to mod my game unless I have to.

>>543889259
Nights Calvary is the true boss of adel runs

>>543887565
I shit on FromSlop all the time though. Your computer just shat itself because it’s a toaster.

>>543889292
You dont need mods. Do vanilla elden ring 100% character + play some multplater on it too

>>543885978
>>543886592
>>543887371
I say this

>>543889494
I mean yeah but... do other people play normal Elden Ring anymore at all? As far as I'm aware no one plays without Seamless or one of the overhaul mods anymore.

>>543889613
They still play it

>>543889785
I want to believe so. Well, I'll start playing I suppose, got nothing else to do.
What's the common RL stopping point now? 80, 100, 120, maybe 150?

good morning saars

>>543889983
pepeGAWD is joining the queue to carry ergie shitters

>>543889385
Nah your just a baiting retard and my setup has the strongest AMD GPU and the strongest gaming CPU as of 2023-2024. OS and games on a 990 samsung SSD w/heatsink as well. My PC costs more than your car poorfag.

>>543889870
117 or 150

>>543888560
from what? i used to do elden ring pvpiss

>>543890317
>

>>543889870
Just play Nightreign if you want co-op/pve and regular ER for pvp.

>30 minute queue
fuck this i'm gonna jerk off and take a nap

>>543890356
You tell me, I have never engaged in that because I never get good connection with the majority of people in soulsslop pvp and it becomes an absolute mess.
Speaking of blocklist, here is mine and because of length of queue, I'm currently doing unblock requests. If you see your name here state your name and reason why you should be unblocked.
Note: offering sexual services will not increase your chances of being unblocked.

>>543891741
>erotony
that fag might be the lotf spammer

>>543891741
What's i eat pizza name in nightreign?

>>543891969
I really don't know, Nightreign might not even be the reason for the block

does a giant ground slam attack the nanosecond i start a chilling mist cast award

>>543892171
I recognize that profile from Nightreign so it is.

>>543891741
huh, I'm not on the list

>>543892246
have you tried not using chilling mist ontop of the boss/enemy you 0 iq brownoid

ggs adel
sorry about that day 2
>internet craps itself
>restart pc to fix
>get back into match
>horrible stuttering even though nothing else is open
>check task manager
>cpu is going crazy for some reason
>windows is trying to update completely unprompted with no warning or even notification
>no way to stop it
>it eventually craps out on its own while loading into the spirit shelter
fuck OFF microcock

>>543892678
what's the point of this webm you chose utmost strenght anyway

that 3dog match is bugged for me, gl you 2

>>543890303
Keep coping. If it wasn’t a toaster it wouldn’t have crashed. Just the facts lol bro.

just dropped anon grafted day 1!!! see guys i can behave!! pls unblock

>>543892678
based fextraGAWD

>>543891741
Can I offer sexual services completely unrelated to the block list?

>>543892246
raped exejeet award

done pretending to be happy and done with vtubers, you won't seem me on youtube for a while chat.

>>543893065
Only if you're pivvvot or cardboard

>>543892981
To dab on people who attack libra

>>543891504
I dont remember making this post but I'm back
queue up retards

>>543892987
you're missing out on some sick ISA claws executor gameplay

>>543892250
>>543891969
Because the match history only goes back 100 games and I almost exclusively play with /erg/ I'm afraid I do not have any idea who that is that must have been from way, way back. The final game I have in my match history was from September 30th when I was still D3 and I'm hardstuck 9999 now.
>>543892269
You're good then
>>543893065
No thanks

gg caligo that was absolutely cancerous rng with its moves

i 2barred to caligo i'm a failure

>>543893578
I had zero negations and my wand had increased damage on evasion. Was not fun with how much she flew around and kept landing like 500 miles from anyone

>>543889983
gm

>still 1/3
please....queue....

>>543891741
>not having Yys blocked
retarded scum

>>543893523
No, he’s not
>>543893105
This

>>543894247
but anon, I'm also 1/3...

>>543894265
Why would you block the best and cutest Rev in erg?

i have spent over 1 million murk simply trying to get a usable deep relic with stamina recovery on attacks

>>543891741
well i can't tell why if you're a pussy and don't show your own profile

i think i need to be a lot less aggressive in melee if i want to die less (which i do)

>>543894265
nta but they were 1/2 of the r*venant mains here who used the gaol effect back when it was le hecking BAD to use it. Just for that they deserve some respect.
The other one was... duck dynasty grand vizir

>>543893686
Regular or Evershart?