Thread 544020110

>Elden Ring Tarnished Edition delayed to 2026
https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1981360180580217143

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024

>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group/Multiplayer Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>543924998

It got archived the exact moment i hit post fucking fuck

i thought we died for a moment there

>HEH, DON'T WORRY MY HECKIN WHOLESOME TRANS PANSEXUAL MTF E-GIRLFRIEND. I, DEMISEXUAL ENBY QUEER TERF DESTROYER, WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THIS TRANSPHOBIC BIGOT ALT RIGHT FASCIST FIELD BOSS
>TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING CHUD INC-WAIT NOOOOOOOO MY SUPER VALID AND EMPOWERING TRANS NEOVAGINA HAVER GIRLFRIEND THE BOSS IS CHEATING THIS ISN'T FAIR!!
>HELP ME KAMALA HARRIS I DID MY PART AND GOT VACCINATED I JUST WANTED TO BE A COCONUT BRAT HELP ME-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

non-gay thread >>544020316

>>544020330
yeah that was fucking weird

I think there are no random seeds, I think it's all actually based on time that you queue. You are more likely to get certain nightlords at certain time of certain day in deep, I don't have enough data yet to prove this.

>>544020806
nigga how exactly do you think random seeds work?
"random seeds" use timestamps for their calculations, total randomness is not a concept that can be replicated

>>544020806
dis nigga don't know how random numbers are generated
point and laugh

>>544020762
Why are you making another thread? Are you retarded?

this ce kino will hit the q in about 10 minutes

>>544021478
>rot buildup under max hp
shit build

Sorry computer died, should brb, don’t die pls

>>544020914
>>544020972
Chill retards, not everyone is a CS nerd.

>>544021894
Too late. The demihuman queen got us.

this game is unplayable with the amounts of bugs at this time of the day

>>544022052
I don't have this problem when I play with my erg friends

I love my daughter-wives!

>>544022051
Ugggghhhh I had the best weapon ever too

>>544022550
to be fair he's playing r*ider

ggs ed bugs
i like the fight but they could do with more HP

SHIFTY WHY ARE YOU STILL PLAYING

>>544022625
gg ED bugs more like EZ bugs am I rite

>>544022625
gg bugs, been a while since I've had a fight that smooth

also enjoy this curated clip from yesterday

1/3

>>544022625
Go to sleep sissy. You have a long day tomorrow.

>>544022550
>>544020614
>>544020762
stop shitposting please

>>544022694
e

>>544022625
>ED Bugs more HP
what dont' they already have highest hp

dogs have weird hit boxes

atleast be ED

STOP SPINNING BBH AROUND AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>544022052
weekend players are usually the worst

>>544023664
idk my math said D5 heolstor had 102k and Maris 109k or something
>>544024169
I am unable to roll forward / bnackwards i have to spazz

>>544024169
let me guess, a troonchess or a trooneye

>>544024318
tidejeet wvlder

kek wtf were all those projectiles? gg goat

GG goat we melted his ass
>>544024593
This bow might be the single best random drop I've ever had ngl

>>544024779
damn nice. duchess also had something

i fought ed libra only twice in depths and lost. he's impossible

>>544024842
Pretty sure she had rancor call? That's my best guess.

>>544024842
ancient death rancor, lucky early drop from first poi
had some juicy loot this run, glad it was ed

why am I not finding a game after our last one, 2 other runs finished..

>>544025598
1/3 for me....

>>544025598
>>544025668
im getting on

>>544025598
cause you is blocked nigga

gonna queue but if i run into trish i'll alt+f4

>>544025598
im taking a break

>>544025598
I kinda wanna go store, can whoever matches into me carry untill I'm back?

>>544025815
just block xher

>>544025598
i'm eating. soon i will queue (by then you will be in a match and it'll be my turn to wait 40 minutes)

>>544025862
get me some of those sweet empowered chicken things

>>544025598
Cooling down my computer so it doesn’t explode mid run and I have to scramble together negations

>>544020653
they fuckin'?

>>544022052
I think china should get nuked

>check what the one trick pony stre*mer is doing
>video is titled "Slimmy host paid the price for being an onahole"
Cringe. Who watches these?

gg horsey

one game away from 9999

>>544026976
GG horsebros, i'm terrible against his 2nd phase... actually thought it would be a hitless fulghor for a moment there

>>544022594
To be f-ACK!

>>544020614
>raped by demihumans
>raped by fulghor
>raped by dogs
>raped by deathrite bird
>raped by libra
Is gremlin the most raped revtroon on erg?

>>544026976
>>544027082
Ggs, my game was stuttering and slowing down that entire match, borderline unplayable. I don't know what caused it.

t. Wylder

>>544025980
i am now in queue

>>544027369
>AAAAAACK!!!!

>>544027369
see >>544027302
It's one thing to 3bar as Revenant but 3barrig as the best character vs the easiest Everdark is un-recoverable levels of raped.

>>544027302
Ironically the one who posted the first webm is spirit

>>544027686
Irrelevant, both dogshit reclusefrauds.

ggs ED adel

GG ED2 Adel

>>544027686
Spirit is a cute sissy though so she gets a pass

>>544028317
gg a bit laggy for me sorry, my internet kinda shit itself methink.

>>544028317
pic
>>544028412
was laggy for me too

>>544028412
Can't believe you left us against castle boss.

>>544028530
>instant replay saved

Wylder Cummies in Duchess Tummies

>>544029209
Give some cummies to revvy too

stop saying cummy

how many of you still listen to the game music instead of muting it and listening to whatever

>>544029682
i have the music on but just to notify me of boss aggro
normally have other shit playing in the background either music or streams

>>544029682
I only listen to in game music in every game

I was so set up for ED

GG augur, we were overprepared by a lot lmao

>>544029682
brown hands

gg wylda and ironeye, finally regular augur once in a while

>>544030082
nobody wants to fight normal augur

>>544030082
Do you look like that?

>>544030082
Awooga

>>544030149
regular augur has started to grow on me, i actually like the boss mechanics it provides. much better than his dogshit ''lmao stom ruler fight'' version

So when will you fags stop talking about Slopreign and talk about Elden Ring again?

>>544031060
When something new in elden ring happens

>>544031060
What's there to talk about with Elden shit? Solved game, ruined lore thanks to shitshow of the turdtree.

>>544031195
There is nothing new in Slopreign
>>544031228
>What's there to talk about with Elden shit? Solved game, ruined lore thanks to shitshow of the turdtree.
Same as Slopreign

>>544031747
There's nothing new in elden ring
>>544031747
Same as elden ring

>>544031228
Even though the dlc lore was good

gg fulghor

>>544032164
Even though no one expected shitdahn and it's fanservice tier slop. Does nothing worthwhile with Miquella or his followers. Also Messmer out of nowhere.

>gg
SHUT THE FUCK UP
NOBODY FUCKING CARES

>>544032545
i care

>>544029053
nice faceplant.

>>544032545
Gg dog, trying to fight BBH at the end was a wacky idea

>>544029682
Game requires a lot of focus so other music would only either distract me or I wouldn't even be hearing it. In-game music only.

>>544032545
>lil spermie gets triggered by 2 letters

>>544032510
Let me guess you just wanted a Godwyn boss fight

>>544032738
are you kidding? it would have been easy if you just fucking came with me. we had nutso damage and I tank him like a dream.

>>544029682
i turn off all music because it unironically makes me too reactive and usually causes me to fuck up rolls
i always turn it on during caligo fights tho, the music makes me go open mouth soiboi pointing at the screen

Is Manta live today or is she doing another WMAF breeding session with Zorban?

Miquella had 3 things on his to do list before the dlc:
Grant godwyn a true death
Grow haligtree
Cure Malenias rot
Dlc about Miquella happens and literally none of those 3 things get addressed and Radahn is back for no reason.

https://www.twitch.tv/artemisangelique
pedobro anon i think you will enjoy this streamer...

Does anyone else hate the gargoyles in Elden Ring, not the specific boss fight in siofra river but just the fights in general, the way they drop them around as minibosses in so many places and I just don't enjoy fighting them the way they're so big and dynamic just makes it not enjoyable for me how you're just hacking away at their ankles again while it spazzes out leaping into the sky and spinning around, it feels like the exact parody of what people meme about elden ring boss fights how they're so over the top. I wish they'd made them smaller or something I just hate how large they are.

>>544033218
Lay off the pita bread and FP shards Duchie...

>>544033218
Her black bf is so lucky

>>544032961
It was an utterly dogshit idea for minimal gains, going to the church was a better idea since we were doing such good damage

>>544033291
No no no delete this. The post-damage defense force will be triggered.

>>544033324
Why did you post this holy shit I'm cringing so much. Why is she trying so hard to sound like a child I literally can't understand what she says AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH bleach my motherfucking eyes right now.

>>544033084
>>544032758
>>544030073
>>544029859
>>544029803
I think I might turn the music off for now and listen to my own during the overworld, but turn it back on for the nightlord
I feel like half of the stress from the nightlord comes from the music, Libra was a whole lot less intimidating without his song playing

>>544033361
Think they’re the boss I died to the most on my first playthrough. Honestly love them though, I just like tough bosses that can be learnt and managed

Oh there's another ded thread i didn't see this one...
no more queue anon?
Good horse btw

>Spinning red BBH around constantly
>Spinning Nameless King around constantly

Duchess please stop I'm fucking begging you

>>544034352
i do this but i'm ironeye and i'll use my skill to go through the boss and right next to you

gg hotdog

gg ED dogs
didn't discover a staff that whole game fucking hell
moonviel's skill damage fucking sucks i even had generic magic/full hp atk buffs too

GG dogs, clean run.

Nightreign killed discussion on this general

>>544034056
I never really had trouble with them because I was always overlevelled for the gank fight, but I just don't enjoy the fight I like boss fights to feel like a dance and they don't it's just dodging and hacking at their ankles while there mostly out of view. They would have been better if they were half the size I think.

>>544034617
From this image I can gather that Pepe jobbed once again and got bailed out

>>544034662
The dlc lore did that

YOU STUPID FUCK UNBLOCK ME
I LITERALLY DIDNT DO ANYTHING

>>544034617
I've noticed this too, why was Moonveil so broken in ER but so nerfed in NR?

>>544034662
discussion about what? how much time you wasted lorefagging miyasloppy and grrm's cash grab?

>>544034815
i think i would've had more dps with a torch w/ magic on charge hit

alright I cleared the blocklist but I swear to god........

>>544034959
>doesnt have anyone blocked
thats a block

nah stay blocked you fucking browns, I rather sit in queue for another 2 business days

gg ED horse, sorry about dying so much the battle was extremely laggy for me, the boss was literally floating around

SoTE was unironically what killed ER with how disappointing it was. Being mid is not good enough when you are following up base ER.

gg mystery horse, that was scary as fuck in the beginning none of us had lightning. another scary thing was both of you DCing at the same time but glad yall managed to come back

>>544034751
He's the only one using an honest character in that screenshot.

>>544035440
Gg but please stop spinning shit constantly we're not all playing duchess, turning Nameless king's attacks into unironic 360's that OHKO is painful.

Ok whatever I actually have other friends to play with cunt unlike you probably

queuing for cunny

>>544035753
whoops! hehe...
idk how to stop that tho i just dodge the attacks normally

>win my 8900 game
>omg I'm 9999 rated, fuck yes!
>wait a sec

>>544034815
There's a few things dumpstered in NR like Pest Threads and Moonveil, they're totally useless. Moonveil even gets a nice -20% damage minimum from nightlords due to magic damage.

>>544036249
?

>>544036091
It's just dodging forwards and backwards instead of repeatedly to the sides.

oh yea im 9999 now hooray

>>544036368
9000 =/= 9999

gg crater bugs!

>>544037127
nooo shut up dont be happy

>bored and depressed, can do whatever much time today
>still no urge to boot the game
deep killed the game.

ggs buggos. imagine if i could find even a single fucking bow with RoA on it. sigh... a man can dream.

>>544033580
i'll take basement boss runes and a talisman roll over one singular flask charge every time. especially since we could have actually used the runes and all of us could have used better talismans. absolutely insane to cry about someone wanting to do basement bbh (not even fucking red) when we have the damage and the circle center is right next to it AND there still being trolls up we could have taken on the exit. by contrast going for a church in the ass end of the map gets us fuck all.

>>544037327
okay.. i got bugs again please no es bugs please please please

>>544036685
Ohhh

>>544037651
Dumb bitch

>>544035753
C tier seethe

>>544036091
>>544035753
This is so cute. You two would make a fantastic /erg/ couple.

>>544037372
This and the obnoxious attention whore trannies

>>544038254
This. Cute couple now.

>>544038550
There are no trannies here. It’s all in your head. You’re crazy.

Just grinding games at D4 so I can join the que after my massive deranking incident. I'm almost back to D5 now
3times 3bar rez but successive attack passives and ironeye being ironeye saved the game

>>544039196
>There are no trannies here. It’s all in your head. You’re crazy.
You type like a tranny

ggs caligo

GGs caligo, rough beginning but we pulled through

good games today i will now sleep

>>544039534
>>544039678
GG, i thought that run was doomed after the invader camp incident where i lost like 80k runes but thank god it was just normal caligo
pic related is myself after getting downed by normal caligo

>>544039734
goodnight cutie

>>544039534
>>544039678
>>544039734
>>544040182
>>544039959
Kill yourselves tranny faggots

>>544039959
Reddit picture

>>544039489
That’s crazy you’re crazy. I’m a manly man just like you. I like beer and steak and loli vtubers.

>>544040702
>loli vtubers
Yup tranny

gg eepy horse lol

Did this nigga just forfeit?

Anyway gg daughter-wife and legolas

>>544041117
not sure i think sleep proc broke his ai or something

>>544041282
>>544041117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egRXqQWFfPI

>>544041117
First time I've ever seen sleep proc on the nightlord and the entire team actually not breaking him out of it before he got crit

gg bug

>>544041831
gg bugs, they're cool but i hate them

>>544042082
i thought that was gonna be much more painful. i just had a fire straight (gay) sword

STOP WITH THE FUCKIN GG POSTS
STOP IT ALREADY JUST FUCKING STOP STOP STOP
JUST FUCKING STOP IT ALREADY
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHIT FUCKING GAMES STOP IT RIGHT NOW OR I'M GONNA FLIP THE FUCK OUT
STOP IT
STOP POSTING THAT SHIT STOPPPPPPPP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU FUCKING DISCORDSLOP NIGGERS ARE MAKING ME LOSE MY MIND

>>544042682
im not on discord which is why i say gg here
gg

>>544042682
terr take your meds

>>544042682
ummm nyo...

>>544042682
shut up trish

>>544042682
gg

>>544042948
cute art

>>544029682
I have had a playlist on for forever now. There's only snoozefest music for the traversing part and then suddenly epic boss battle music for Soldier of Godrick. Gotta jack up that BPM to say in rhythm with the fast action

Why is Mike such a little shit?

>>544042948
that's cute

gg

>>544042682
gg meltdown

It’s time

Millicent Blade of Tarnished

>>544042682
not saying gg is rude. Welcome to /erg/ culture. We say gg here.

qing for d5, don't make me wait

>>544042682
gg post

pov you cleared the blocklist 2 days ago

NOT gg

>>544043871
do not unblock dantev
is he STILL queueing in erg? is he even fucking getting games?

>>544043996
every single bad post you see in here is him basically

thank fuck you had a wending

>>544043871
>>544043996
>>544043959

-800 boys, kek

>>544042682
GG, GGpostbros. It was a rough post but we managed to pull it together.

GG Horse, good thing I had grace lmao, that was almost really bad.

>>544044084
GG wending grace

>>544044125
GG comic

>game crashes last 3 games I had with terr

??

wow that was close, geegees
>>544044084
>>544044202
my jaw dropped to the floor when it happened, i was like how the fuck??

I'm drunk and I'm queueing

>>544044173
I was a bit surprised when anon pinged us to write a post but it went smoothly and we ended up at 15+ words written and letters to spare
Smooth like a shaved pussy and shaved pits if you know what I mean

>>544043996
I am so surprised seeing this as well. Does he legit just sit there for hours waiting until he gets a match? What's his end goal?

>>544044572
do not apply sane normal human logic to slavs

>>544044572
>hours
idk about that, takes me max 5 mins to queue on the password when I want, surprised to see those 2 trannies tho, haven't made fun of them in a while

how's that derank working for you?

>>544044883
kek

>Mass blocking didn't work
>Watching stream to dodge zorban queueing up didn't work
>Griefing his games didn't work
>Revealing to his chat that zorban plays with 4chan incels didn't work

Sisters... what do we do now?

>>544045156
>Revealing to his chat that zorban plays with 4chan incels didn't work
of course retard his chat is literally just people from this thread lmao

>>544043489
fromsoft hate him.

GG D5 Caligo.
Black flame blade with increased duration is based. I wish I got the 100% passive duration but 60% on weapon is good enough too.

>>544014237
Sadly, it was not to be…

>>544022301
basado
>>544022550
kek
>>544026117
i love sweet chili wings too

>I am going to destroy Caligo with Flame, fall upon them on a red seal
>Wait why is it only dealing like 1.1k
>Kill Caligo
>Check in training room
>The spell is actually complete dogshit, blackflame ball does equivalent damage if you include the DoT

Absolutely unreal, what the fuck is this bullshit

>>544046017
>>544046348

>>544046376
i don't think i have ever used any giantsflame incantation

>>544026523
Don’t we all?
>>544027375
Hot!
>>544029209
>>544029354
Both true.

>>544043679
>>544043680
>>544044125
>>544044349
>>544039734
made for me

why does the DoN q never show the actual amount of players, it always goes from 1/3 to 3/3

>>544046729
i've had 2/3 before

>>544044572
>>544044883
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome kid, please understand

>>544031228
>>544031747
>>544032510
>>544032545
>>544034547
>>544034662
>>544034752
>>544034820
>>544037372
>>544042682
You struck a nerve but rest assured your posts remain true regardless.

>>544033218
zorban must be watching cus he’s sure as hell not the ‘WM’ in that pairing
>>544033464
>>>/co/ntainment

>>544043871
The only person I have blocked is terr. Idea being, if enough people block him, he wouldn't get anymore games and stop coming here. So no more posts like >>544042682

>>544047168
What thread are you trying to point us to /co/anon?

>>544047168
>>544047448
oh shit a /co/ anon here?
hey is peter still in cuck chair with paul?

>>544038550
>>544039489
>>544040372
>>544045348
my thoughts exactly.
>>544044393
sybau drunkard.

>>544035974
is that slop
>>544035976
jokes on them I’ll just snatch them quickly and shut the door

>watching Gred's RL1 video
>first option he brings up for placid sax is griefbow RoA

>>544033218
no, you can check her YT channel, she puts up a scheduled stream if shes going to stream

>>544047448
The one where we do your mom in it (it’s a daily classic)

lol
i love rain of arrows, man.

>>544047168
The one who can claim the WM part here is the one who can manage to win a 1v3 against manta, that one ironeye and the boss

>>544047863
my duchess wife

>>544047863
>clumsy
Hey clumsy, while you're here, if someone is behind the boss/enemy, DON'T DODGE FORWARD.

>>544048012
idk if many people know it but you can control where you go with Ironeye's dash. You can dash forward and then immediately pull back on the thumbstick to go backward from your initial starting position. I use it all the time since it marks the enemy and doesn't change their facing position.
-
also FUCK dancer. fat assed WHORE stops and starts her big spin move in the fucking middle of it and has since das3

>>544048012
im aware i do by accident or on panic mostly

>>544048012
idk if many people know it but you can control where you go with Ironeye's dash. You can dash forward and then immediately pull back on the thumbstick to go backward from your initial starting position. I use it all the time since it marks the enemy and doesn't change their facing position.
-
also FUCK dancer. fat assed WHORE stops and starts her big spin move in the fucking middle of it and has since das3

>>544048218
>also FUCK dancer. fat assed WHORE stops and starts her big spin move in the fucking middle of it and has since das3
elden ring enemies do this too. the fat godskin noble for example can cancel out of his toddler roll any time and then instantly resume it whenever he wants

>>544048473
Oh yea, I remember seeing that. He like 1 frame rights himself, looks at you or stabs you, then just immediately goes back to being a wheel. assholes.

>>544048370
this is basic ie tech man
pretty sure anyone who played more than 10 ironeye games knows that

>>544048803
i do it on purpose to kill you guys sometimes

GG Adel, last game I needed to hit the depth cap :^)

>>544049293
congrats anon

gg adel
the best of runs are saved for the easiest nightlords it would appear
>>544049293
welcome to the club bud

i liek big dam

>>544049539
arrows = rained

>>544049539
Arrows = Rained
Sex with trish = complete

it's time

>>544049539
Those fire attacks were ripping caligo to shreds.

>>544046376
I saw Zorban do 6k per cast with it to Caligo

>>544049365
>>544049397
Thanks you two :)

>>544049539
oh god its a greatbow wylder...

erg?
more like gbg (greatbow general)

>>544046376
>>544046608
Check out zorbans last game on his stream from last night where he uses a giants flame spell against ed bugs.

>>544046608
>>544050536
You can do some funny shit with them vs Nightlords weak to fire. https://www.twitch.tv/zorban13/clip/RelievedWimpyDolphinCeilingCat-ITTrsq_S8A0tnwCJ

gg ED caligo, I was terribly drunk as you might have noticed, sorry for the sloppy gameplay

>>544051149
what the frig lmao

>>544051597
want me to post that onslaught stake

>>544051597
I put on a dragon communion build because I thought it might be interesting to use against Calligo and got zero (0) dragon communion spells despite swimming in them in every other fucking match

We won but I'm still sad, GG

>>544051702
go ahead LOL

>>544051929
kek, this mf even jumped to try and aura farm

>>544051929
LMAO
Wylders whiffing their ults will never not be funny

>>544051929
HAHAHA shieet

sorry for that lagfest adel. even I was laggy as hell that game.

Adel was teleporting all over the place despite not even being the ED version.

>>544051929
>>544052127

>>544053240
>>544053024
Who was the brazillian in the party?

>>544033464
Shut the fuck up Shlomo

fuck i'm sorry
i got too greedy

fuck me, i r1'd accidentally with a stupid seal and casted black flame instead of my melee weapon and that caused that entire snowball

>>544053667
terrão

>>544053905
>>544053950
R.I.P. what happened?

>>544054252
got careless against normal libra

>>544053667
im the other recluse and it wasnt me

>>544054471
Damn, sorry to hear that. Happens to everyone from time to time.

dumb dragon chose me to breathe ice on after the other wylder canceled her pillar
fug u

>do playhtough using backhand blades
>doesn't stagger NPCs that well or some heavier types of enemies
>but you can dodge and weave attacks in the gaps
>execept most enemies just instead go into 5 hit combos

I never noticed how much stagger is such a huge cruch, take Alabaster lords for example, with a weapon that can stagger they're easy, but when you don't stagger them on hit they literally just swing their weapon like a retard non stop. In other words, enemies are way too agressive you hardly get any good openings without getting hit, but if you can stagger then it's easy you just interrupt the enemy then back off but if you can't do that enjoy getting punished non stop by weak enemies.

ggs
ishizaki please don't allow ironeye and recluse invaders to spawn together thank you

>>544055267
gg caligo

>>544050412
He's quite handy with it desu, only using it at the best opportunities, not like some other ret*rds in the trhread!

who wants to get eepy

>>544055485
I actually did some testing a while ago and wylder is the best with greatbows in terms of stock damage
Wylder > Raider > Guardian=Strevenant
Its only like a 10% difference tho

>>544055420
You have a Revenant on your team, literally have her pop ult, walk at the invader and mash R1 for 15 seconds

queue pls! Before Im giga eepy

>>544056531
You're not my mom. Don't tell me what to do.

>>544057095
Do it or I'm telling on you

I'm qing

>>544056531
I'm waiting to snipe zorban

>>544049720
Didn’t happen
>>544053732
Trvke

dripped to the teeth

>>544054128
Sounds… brown…

>>544055485
Tag?

>>544055280
Aren't backhands the best weapon in the game? Lightning or status on them seems busted

>>544057918
Happened

gg caligo
founding rain of stars was putting in good work

gg dragon

>>544023128
why do you keep posting these random characters
>>544030082
>>544035753
>>544049397
demon sex

>>544058375
UUUUUUOOOOOOHHHHH BELLY EROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTIC

Really wanted to get an early Cleanrot sword for my RL1 playthrough but you have to farm some faggot in the caelid rot swamp if you don't want to wait until you get the prayer room farm? That seems brutal

Hmmm no queue, well im gonna go lunch and be back in like 40 minutes anon!

>>544058375
D… do you look like t-that…?

good morning erg!!

im not queueing

gg heolstor

>>544060467
gg h-man

>>544060467
>>544060592
gggggg

>get up
>make a snack for my kid
>take a shit
>go clean out the junk and trash my kid left in my car
>come back
>sit down
>see 1/3
>think to myself, "oh right i was in queue"
gonna beat the shit outta you guys

>>544060756
Built, made, put together, prepared, invented, engineered, crafted, created, constructed, developed, concocted, arranged, molded, designed, refined, processed, formed, formulated, established, organized, grown, produced, framed, erected, forged, assembled, inaugurated, fabricated, confected, handcrafted, divinely sculpted, specifically commissioned, born and raised, geographically programmed, shaped, and organically manufactured for AFRICAN COCK

zorban and cupcake are doing cosplay photoshoots together, how cute

I understand the desire to use a very silly build but that was physically painful, turning Executor into a really bad version of Ironeye is not the path man

>>544062220
why are you so obsessed with them? fuck off

Ughh I dont wanna ED augur

>>544062436
yeah I deleted it
the 60% ap buff felt like it lasted longer in the sparring grounds

>>544062220
What if Marika simply ate all the Hornsent?

>>544056317
How would you communicate that?

>>544062884
you're going to hell

>>544063249
Any rev worth her salt would know to do it

>>544063165
do not the faceussy

can you muddafriggas QUEUE right now

>>544063726
I'm cooking dinner

>>544064058
i'm gonna queue with randogods then, let's see what they're up to these days
last time i checked they were stil obsessed with evergaols

>>544062220
Grotesque image
>>544062884
Kek
>>544064058
Don’t blogpost

>>544064284
nta but night invader is a lot more common now, and they are willing to do invader camps even without it

I love my daughter-wives!!

3 barring to regular caligo yep thats me

>>544065552
I look like this and do this

>>544065552
She's not that hard

shit wylder

>>544066289
she makes me that hard
hard as ice you could say
a pillar of ice

dogshit executroon

You know who's "GAWDLIKE"?

>>544067582
terr?

>>544066289
i 3 bar to all the bosses still and i am depth 2 because randoms will always have one chinese player that fucks off in illogical directions but if it weren't for a chinese i would be depth 4 by now surely

Ok thanks for the carry horsey im tired as hell my bad

>>544067860
this is some insane cope, d2 is literally easy mode
if you're still 3 barring to nightlords at this point you need to uninstall immediately

>>544067256
*ults you*

>>544068718
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

who just alt-f4ed for augur? you bitch

i do not blame whoever alt f4'd augur
you are forgiven

>>544069081
>>544069070
wasn't me

>>544069150
>>544069081
>>544069070
wasn't me either

>>544067256
silence cuck
>>544067518
this

>>544069070
even fromslop knows people hate it which is why its weighted lower than anything else

>>544053950
>>544053905
>losing against normal libra
steamies? for the blocklist

I CAN'T POST I CAN'T POST AAAAACK!

>>544062220
Good god. Why.

ACK

gg bugs

please stop

>>544071952
>free 800 ishizaki points
whats the issue?

>>544045348
There's twich-only troons in there as well thoughbeit

>>544072049
not him but all of the regulars are maxed or about maxed because they lost 1 game recently, they don't play for points they're just in it for the love of the game and caligo is boring

>>544047654
He's such a pseud-fraud, dude thinks he's an expert, yet he STILL hasn't figured out how to properly deal with waterfowl and thinks you're supposed to abuse her tracking.

>>544070612
Cute and true!!!! Fucking duct tape site shitting itself again…

Stop alt f'4ing you fucking whores and play the video game.

>>544072698
he already learned how and covered it in the video. plus I don't really gaf enough to split hairs over if he used x method over y method to avoid an attack its all the fucking same when he's able to do it hitless anyway

>>544048370
She was never this scuffed in DS3 stop lying Elden babbie

GG ED Caligo.
Could cancel the first frost storm but no ult available for the second one.

gg dragon

>>544072967
Can you get to character select with a blocked person? Might be that instead of alt f4.

>>544073113
>>544073121
thanks for the carry i did nothing that fight

>>544072991
>using RoA is le bad
>abusing tracking (inconsistent and not intended) le good
Nevermind you're a retard, should've known by the terrjeet webm.

>>544073202
Mohg spear and Candle hammer are basically cheatcodes against ED Caligo.

crying again

>>544074382
Stop crying or I'll fuck you in the ass

>>544074382
trish...

>>544073332
i didnt say either of those things

>>544073332
cry harder. no one will ever associate the lapp set with your favorite thread celeb besides you, schizo.

>Wraith bell is unironically the best spell in the game until like level 8
>Ancestral infant head, omen and regal omen bairns are complete dogshit

But why

>>544074382
it's okay honey

>>544076581
i never understood what was the point of Ancestral infant head.
at least the omen bairn are cool looking

>>544076601
its not

>>544076581
>"attacks summon vengeful spirits/wraiths" is completely dysfunctiona
shoganai. Am I right fellow gamers?

does anyone have a link to the version of webm4retards that has the ability to set hyperthreading on or off? none of the versions I can find have it.

>>544077078
yeah I know

>>544077376
This is what I use, not sure if it's what you're looking for https://argorar.github.io/WebMConverter/

>>544077494
Yeah that's it, thanks. Mine randomly broke a few days and I haven't been able to find that specific one.

fuck you bug eat arrow

>>544043871
why block me

>>544077997
That duchess was doing some serious damage.

>>544079101
Yeah das GAWDLIKE Shiftyduck!

>>544079214
Never heard of him but the spells were doing big damage though.

>>544075624
That’s gay stop fucking men

>>544079214
brown

i am queueing

>>544080325
i finished crying so im queueing too

GG mapless caligods
practice did you solo a red deathrite bird on the rooftop in like 20 seconds or did i see the wrong boss?
what the helly??

>>544081048
All good gg

im back and im gonna queue! carry me pls

>>544081405
Please be better today

normal adel is so boring :( give me ed next time please and thanks.

>lose 3 wins worth of MMR due to a game crash

Shitsux.

GG Adel

>>544083095
He is really non-threatening without the tornado and constant lightning strikes

Please play with meeee aaaaaaaaaaa 1/3 ahhhhh!!!

>>544083224
Does anyone care about the rank anymore. I’m on a 40 game win streak at 9999 and have just started doing weird builds because depths has been solved

How do I use CE to give myself a gazillion murk

>>544084505
trish do you have fat honkers like her?

>>544084731
Huge

>>544062220
Stunning and brave

>>544084762
hot

>>544084664
disable eac
use cheat engine to spawn in murk (no 99999999999 or something)
go back online or spend them offline

Alright you 1/3 looking ass, I'm off to play with randos, fine!
is it true that 5 has different brackets like 5-7k

ggs mystery ED augur

>>544085398
gg ED augur, I fucking hate ED augur rkljslkjdslpfjsdl

>>544085398
sorry for 3barring

rngesus blesses me and I dont even play recluse, how rare are frenzied spells? Worth makin a page for?

>>544084731
don't talk about a mentally ill pajeet ragequitter like that thanks

>>544085756
poor guy

>>544085520
Stop apologizing you dumb tranny

why is it so hard to find dormant staves with mag/affinity atk

>>544086167
sorry

>>544086401
Fucking Canadians I swear

>>544060039
Skill issue

>>544085579
I don't really see them outside of frenzied flame talismans but the amount of damage you can push out against Caligo is crazy. I'd make a loadout just for the dragon for fun

1/3 im quenenan d5 9999
>captcha vnyan

>>544085579
Solid but just Affinity +2, it's only 2.5% less damage.

>>544087432
I only have 6 relics with the frenzied affect, I'll grab affinity if find it

gg heolstor

>>544087772
GG. Nice scythe drop, ended up stacking a bunch of skill attack and holy damage passives.

>>544085579
I see frenzied burst and frenzy flame quite often in the painter seal sheds, not much outside of them. That being said you should have dormant seals and with the frenzy event and the special merchant selling them sometimes I don’t see why it wouldn’t be consistent. I don’t see as any different from running a carian sword thing

>>544087432
Can you get affinity damage and an elemental damage? I thought that’s why everyone stacked dragon cult and lightning attack power

>>544085579
One of the purple seals is a frenzy seal and I see frenzy spells a decent amount on whites though I'm sure it's just completely unweighted RNG what get's thrown into 2nd slots of Seals.
I have one line of it on my faith Duchess build because it's on one of my Night Invader relics and it's a pretty noticeable buff

>>544083224
Get a better toaster
>>544085756
True
>>544086401
>>544085520
Cute

>>544088652
People lightning maxx because lightning spear is easy to get and benefits fully from castspeed, incant damage, and charged incant damage. Frenzy maxing wouldnt really work because Flame of frenzy isnt as easy to get, and isnt usable on some nightlords, and Frenzy burst that is good on all nightlords is super rare.

a dogshit serial jobber revenant has entered the queue

>>544090212
same... we can suck together.. the agony...

>>544089554
need to spread her legs and lick her cunny there

Rank one B tier queuing

"quality" duchess is so good. Easily the best melee (outside of ironeye melee build)

A guardian player who knows how teamwork is supposed to work is joining the queue.

1/3... 1/3... 1/3... unblock me.. unblock me.. unblock me.. dont force my hand!!!!

>>544090628
Ironeye melee is just ironeye with katana dormant powers

>>544090748
I only have terr blocked.

>>544090748
I wonder how did those supposed changes to blocking players work, I hear a lot of people just bypass that with steam family accounts in PC and PSN accounts are super easy to make

>>544090748
the queue is just dead

>>544091004
Russian showed up so anons went to play with friends.

gg heolstor, fun run and fight
-wylder

gg ed caligo
she was an hero

minimal downs run very nice ggs

Another night of erg gaming, this could be the night I hit 9999 https://www.twitch.tv/zorban13/

Thank you Caligo for offing yourself, cause I'm getting tired of you

>quitting out on holster
death upon ye it's my favourite fight

>>544091297
I was hitting like 2.6k on lightning bolts and wasn't even using my 5x dragon cult build, could've hit 3.4k... thanks to the both of you for giving me so much +incantations shit

>>544091431
probably someone trying to snipe zorban that's cringe

>>544091440
Is that 5x dragon cult or combined with +affinity

>trish is melting down in zorban's chat again
Pathetic.

>>544043504
why didn't you get the part where the same rat turned around and oneshot me too? actual god rat

>>544093124
wait did you guys wipe to church rats? because clumsy is down

>>544085303
Yeah but I don't have the cheat table

>>544093486
we did, and right before that both me and clumsy got rekt by the frenzy dudes in the tower before terr reconnected
run after that was pretty smooth, just some funny shit happens at level 1

>>544092487
I swear this guy has the mental age of a 10 year old

Holy mother of Cheat Engine Kinography

>password is nothing but griefbows, troons and mentally unhinged retards
>You still queue anyways
lmao

>>544094818
Jesus christ

>>544094818
congratulations, you main duchess now

Anyone else see the resemblance?

>>544094760
>>544092487
Thats just jeets being jeets

>>544094818
GIVE ME!

>>544094983
uh oh!

>Star Fists + 2 (was 3 before I replaced one) stacks of Negation on CR2
and it was wasted on normal caligo. GG double duchess

>>544095254
I find normal harder than ED if you have someone that can cancel the storm especially if you have multiple duchesses to restage the frost armor breaks

>>544091832
The 2.6k on heolstor was 2 dragon cult, +5 Affinity. My full retard dragon cult build has 5 dragon cult, +8 Lightning, +2 affinity. I don't care to run it much because I've had runs where I just get completely fucked and zero lightning drops.

QUEUE JESUS CHRIST

>>544096292
No I sleep, goodnight.

>>544096459
nyoooooo

holy shit it's havel at home

>>544096292
world series is on

ggs adel
10 minute ancient dragon fight, 2 minute adel fight
just as ishizaki envisioned

i want to kill myself so badly that was my worst performance ever jesus christ. im p bad as is already but this run i got so demoralized i stopped thinking straight
gg thanks for carrying my ass

>>544090829
>>544091004
True and based
>>544091431
Stop posting this random image
>>544096647
No one knows what that is

>>544096805
i was a goddamn nanosecond too late on hitting the grace before ancient dragon. so unlucky man

1/3 d5 9999
it was 2/3 for a sec

what kind of fucking subhuman dodges augur? are you a slav??

>>544097984
Sissy strat for point climbing is dodging anything you can't solo. Welcome to sissy gaming,

>>544097984
If there's a lot of "dodging" happening I'm assuming it's someone who's below D4 trying to get more points

>>544093693
use the one on nexus

>>544098189
everyone here is d5 though

>>544098189
>>544097984
trish is alt+f4ing every queue to grief

>>544098378
Poor guy needs to move on.

>>544092487
>>544098378
>gets banned once in a twitch chat
>throws a week long melty
isnane, this nigga is not right in the head

Do I need to tell people here at D5 to not run past mobs at the first POI? Damn.

video game
thanks for the rock dingle i accidentally used mine on a fucking twin blade instead of my bow whoops

Haven’t went down vs caligo in a week only to suffer that embarrassment. Feels bad

If I use any AoW that has magic, will that make my weapon scale with INT? I want to dump my AP into INT for Moonveil but I want to have an out in case I want to use like a Nagakiba.

>>544098701
You're not supposed to play duchess against caligo

ggs caligo, got blessed with double vykes, greatspear dormant finally actually working for once.

>>544098629
lol, hate it when that happens

>>544098701
it's alright, one of those annoying bosses you can just get unlucky on with her gay 360 tail swipes and particle breath shit
i only went down cos i misjudged how long my crimsonwhorl would last, haha

>>544098723
Might need the magic whetstone but yes. When you go to the menu for ashes at the smith you will see the magic scaling spells listed together, look at your weapon stats and you'll see the int letter change and turn blue. Warp back to the roundtable and do it all thru the blacksmith, the menus show you more info with him than your grace option does.

>>544098723
In base ER most magic AoW scale purely off of INT. For Moonveil the magic projectiles are 100% INT but you can still hit them with the blade which scales off of mixed STR/DEX//INT.

What a fucking nightmare run
Mili you don't run past mobs and red mobs on the first POI. Please just kill them for easy runes and cursed loot for the love of god, you aggro'd the entire place and speedran to the roof like this was base game

AIEEEEE DEFAULT ADEL-SAMA

my b first run in groups, the golem was rough too

GG Adel

>>544099869
AIEEEEE

>>544099961
Put some damage on your relics and kill mobs and don't speedrun past your teammates

GG zorban and duchess
That freja and red wolf was horrible without any damage negation, I kept getting one tapped by random shit.

trish you know what to do

>>544098536
>>544098378
That retard actually got unbanned by zorban btw

>>544099869
post run, I can't imagine losing to base adel unless you guys were stuck at lvl 10 or something

>>544100218
he's on an alt actually
i feel so fucking bad for ender lilies fan. imagine being stuck with these two absolute retards

>>544100143
Yeah that was rough, I wasted all my flasks against the spider within the first 2 minutes and for the rest of the time I was just running around trying not to die, thank god for Maris relic that probably regenerated my entire lifebar 2x over considering how long that took.

trish please please please please please chill with the pings please PLEASE

>>544100975
he's following in tide's footsteps let him be

>>544100463
>>544100975
typical brown behaviour, jeeters gonna jeet

yeah yeah cali just lie down
those spears were doing fuck all for damage, that took forever despite the giga staggers

trishbros xhe's jobbing to a day 1 boss
our response?

I'm getting close to 9999.
After nearly 100 games, I can say without a doubt that freja, dancer and nameless king are the scariest bosses.

>>544101810
as if anyone actually likes that brownoid

>>544101861
for me?
comander oneill with the double greatsword banished knight summonj

>>544101235
Trish plays guardian?

>>544101972
I was debating if I should include him or not, that fight can go wrong really fast yeah.

>>544101861
>>544101972
draconic sentinel is the 2nd worst next to nameless king

I saw you, 2/3 queue canceler. I've been here for 10 minutes...

>>544102448
Draconic is pretty easy imo, his moveset is pretty limited and easy to dodge.

QUEUE UP! NAOH!

HE KEPT SLIDING AROUND ON SKATES NOT DOING AN ANIMATION
WHO GAVE THIS CENTAUR SKATES

ggs horse. Surprised my lightning scimitar didn't break his spear attack there, guess needed to be a charged heavy.
and gummy you could have made that nameless king so, so much easier if you just shot him with your bow. He's one of those bosses that is very easy to get into a loop of slow walking at you -> does the wind attack -> attacks someone else -> slow walks at you and repeat.

>>544103045
nameless king is scary

>>544103242
>dingle missing his ult
classic

>>544100127
yeah I'm just dumb solo player, probably my worst run in this game. I'll play somethin retard proof like wylder or iron eye if i queue again

>>544102771
I had two night tide weapons and I couldn’t drop either so I had to drop fucking RoB. Atleast the nightlord fight went well, it was worth having zero flasks for the end ring to buy that lightning schimatar

>>544103574
i had 0 healing for nameless king, and I was -2 levels from you guys because I went up to kill the redmane archer and he both fell into the hole and also frontflipped me as i was falling on top of him
funne ha ha

>>544103242
c tier squad

ggs holster
super clean run

uh oh tristxisters we are 3bar'd before phase 2

>>544104523
gg! i keep getting punished for being greedy...

>>544093643
i look like this btw

I love doll cunny so fucking much bros

stop giving me adel i hate adel

>>544104872
I think it's because you're dogshit

>>544104704
>turdpost from an off-topic nigger
Ahh /erg/....

would've been fun to have literally anything other than caligo for the 4th day in a row

>>544105497
u arent a janny lil bro

what an easy ice dragon

oh no no no trishters we are 10 bar'd

The fucking clutchness. GG bugs

>>544105182
Manly White testosterone laden hands which have been wrapped around numerous female asses typed this post

/our/ streamer

>>544105764
THE MOTHS ON MY ASS ALL BOSS I SWEARRR

>>544106020
literally the recluse bimbo floorkissing the entire game

>>544106160
bitch

>>544101861
>freja
(laughs in 2 stacks of ult enemy charge wylder)

>>544106421
When I'm with people like you I literally just focus on farming the adds to let you ult more, fuck freja

chat can we stop greeding blue orbs when the rain is coming and you have 200k runes to cash in at a grace im not fucking going with you guys any more

>>544106421
worthless setup for the nightlord btw

>>544106671
what am I going to do stack physical+4 (reduced negation when dodging or breathing air)??? melee characters have shit all deep effects

gg ez dogs
was he lagging for you guys or something?

ggs dog, rough start to that fight, dunno how i kept beefing easy rolls even with improved evasion.

>>544103826
just shoot him off his perch. he'll take fall damage, and if you angle it just right so he falls all the way to the ground he'll just die straight up.

>>544106847
no im just a shitter

>>544106847
a little bit, but i'm actually just that bad and i didn't have any damage negation
GGs, i'm gonna make a webm of the fucking golem archer sniping me from halfway across the map

>>544106845
stack max hp, affinity damage negation, phys damage negation. become unkillable.

>>544107026
doesnt do anything

>>544106845
Increased Max HP, Increased Max Stam, Phys attk +4 and +2, improved affinity dmg negation + 2, improved phys damage negation +2, partial post damage healing +2/+1, Dormant power [fists, thrusting swords/top tier weapon class here] retard

>>544106968
kek i was wondering what randomly killed you near that rise

>>544106845
if you want damage, ISA stacking with a decent powerstance weapon type (straight swords, curved swords, spears, claws even) is honestly very solid. it's a full-commit thing, but you can often end up doing 1k damage with just one l1, or at least an l1 + r1.

>>544107243
nah the survivability effects do fuck all. I'd rather be able to spam ult. I have some of those effects already anyway. If I get survivabilityslop on better relics maybe but most of them come bricked with garbage debuffs.

>>544105602
Yeah lil' jeetkun. Im not the boss of you. Shit in the street

>>544107517
>casters get 3 extra slots to shit out 30-36% extra damage completely for free on all damage
>meleetards get 5% extra negation that will basically do nothing or physical damage bonus that goes through an elemental split on most weapons
Sorry but you're not gonna gaslight me into thinking this game is balanced

>>544107530
>retarded untrue anecdote
I have poison and bleed on hit and reduced defense for flasks on a lot of mine, not my problem. Also, HP and Stam are amazing for Wylder because he has good natural scaling. The survivability stuff stacks well with full HP negate and any dormant negate buffs.

You aren't spamming ult for the HARDEST content, which is what matters, literally 2 dead lines for the nightlord. If you need to ult spam for Lv 15 and drops then a NGMI.

>>544108021
No one thinks casters are the same difficulty as melee. That's why both Wylder and Raider went from top 3 to mid and Guardian-tier in Raider's case for Depths.

>>544106646
>See's watchdog ruins still has 0.01% not covered by rain
AYO
>the rains of night are portending
I WANTS DAT
>runs away without even killing the boss and makes it to the night 2 boss with 1 flask, 2bars, no FP, and a sliver of HP left
GIBS ME DAT

>>544108021
>>casters get 3 extra slots to shit out 30-36% extra damage completely for free on all damage
that's what ISA is though? 13% damage on one line is huge. 1.13^5 is 84% increased damage on your l1s and r1s. it's second only to night invaders in terms of how much extra damage you stack up with it.

1/3 for 20 mins already. everyone trying to snipe zorban stream?

>>544108568
im going to bed sorry

>>544106886
we know dingle/shitterson

>>544107264
2nd time this happened to me today, i must have insulted a golem cause they're out to get me

>>544108072
I already made it to 9999. You're just strawmaning now and making up stuff about how I need ult spam to beat wandering nobles. You lost.

>>544108568
don't wanna int more games, back to solos. gl gamer

>>544108568
i'm qing

>>544109128
Lmao get noscoped son

>win
>win
>get some guy at d5 who looks like this is his first depth match ever played
>night 1 loss, all progress for the day undone and more
This is just Sisyphus simulator it doesn't matter how good I am I always eventually get some fucked up teammates that are uncarryable

>>544109352
>doesn't address the argument
>makes a non-statement about rank when any shitter can get carried to 9999
Yeah, you BTFO bro, I think you're done.

ggs adel
i coulda had that royal knight if i didn't hit the wrong spell...

>>544109595
gg sorry for eating dirt constantly

>>544109587
Because your argument is unsound. I'll take you seriously when you learn how to talk to other Nightreign pros without unprompted adhom attacks.