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Anonymous No.544026879 [Report] >>544043539 >>544127367 >>544215839 >>544629142 >>544647847 >>544656797 >>544697448
/mcg/ - Minecraft General
Spooky Scary Mob Edition.

► 1. WELCOME
We discuss Minecraft news, projects, build ideas, clients, etc. Share server stories and keep the screenshots coming, we want to see builds!

► 2. NEWS
>1.21.9 is out!
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-java-edition-1-21-9
>1.21.10 hotfixes:
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-java-edition-1-21-10

► 3. USEFUL LINKS
>Fuck Microsoft, play cracked Minecraft with these launchers:
https://polymc.org

>Mods that you will need 100% of the time:
https://modrinth.com/mod/no-chat-reports (removes telemetry and chat reporting)
https://modrinth.com/mod/sodium (optimizes (replaces) render engine)
https://modrinth.com/mod/lithium (optimizes various game mechanics)

>Essential Resource Packs:
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/c4music (removes non-C418 song and adds some album-only songs)
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/acclimate (works with the above pack, but keeps a handful of newer songs that don't clash with C418's songs)
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/golden-days (restores the beta look)
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/programmer-art-plus (restores the pre-1.14 look)

>Got turned into a nigger?
Use this resource pack to remove all new skins (Alex came out 11 years ago, sorry) https://arweave.net/-ESwheeDiXbTpmFBqIhAb9ZtOqZoDRuYxY9WoOOv_nQ/[MC]%20Classic%20Skins.zip
or this mod to set your own https://github.com/IMB11/SkinShuffle
>The Minecraft Wiki:
https://minecraft.wiki

>Tools and resources
https://www.chunkbase.com
https://blockcolors.app/
https://www.blockpalettes.com/

>1.7.10 server authentication option (Got shafted by M$? You can still [multi]play!)
https://github.com/lubinacourec/SeamlessAuth

>Servers
anon.minecraft.best
>best
>implying
>>>/vm/minecraft

>FAQs:
https://pastebin.com/n42iBCWu
https://pastebin.com/xigRFjcK
https://pastebin.com/YedwJKFU

>Previous >>541995191
Anonymous No.544028118 [Report] >>544029225 >>544029394
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/the-road-to-vibrant-visuals-on-java
>minecraft is finally getting multi threading
>performance mods become obsolete
>shader mods become obsolete
At long last, /mcg/ will TRULY be vanilla…
Anonymous No.544029025 [Report]
>>543979336
seed and version?
Anonymous No.544029085 [Report] >>544036768
>shader mods
Anonymous No.544029225 [Report]
>>544028118
Wow only took them almost 20 years
Anonymous No.544029394 [Report] >>544029557 >>544039784 >>544189308
>>544028118
what is even vanilla anymore
Anonymous No.544029557 [Report] >>544032575
>>544029394
Just don't use them
Or play an older version, I do that
Anonymous No.544032575 [Report]
>>544029557
I think I'll just endlessly seethe instead
Anonymous No.544036768 [Report]
>>544029085
yes, you typically need a mod to use shaders on java
Anonymous No.544039473 [Report] >>544041027
>op image
Stop making me want to have sex with minecraft hostile mobs
Anonymous No.544039784 [Report]
>>544029394
>what is even vanilla anymore
Whatever the game ships with
Anonymous No.544041027 [Report] >>544043525
>>544039473
why? are you scared? scared stiff perhaps???
Anonymous No.544043525 [Report] >>544048278 >>544060521
>>544041027
I used to be scared stiff, but now I'm dripping with ectoplasm instead
Anonymous No.544043539 [Report] >>544048128 >>544072836 >>544073662
>>544026879 (OP)
Planning a new building
Anonymous No.544046645 [Report]
brown thread
Anonymous No.544048128 [Report]
>>544043539
>candle pinnacles
pinching that one
Anonymous No.544048278 [Report] >>544048662
>>544043525
>ectoplasm
so you're a ghost?
Anonymous No.544048662 [Report] >>544053014
>>544048278
If you can't beat them, join them
Anonymous No.544050297 [Report] >>544052875 >>544093501
Holy reddit
Anonymous No.544052875 [Report]
>>544050297
yikes
Anonymous No.544053014 [Report] >>544054796
>>544048662
if you can't beat them, beat yourself
Anonymous No.544054796 [Report] >>544189986
>>544053014
I don't need to beat myself if I can get one of them to do it for me
Anonymous No.544057368 [Report] >>544057645 >>544060256
>I made MINECRAFT, you know...
Anonymous No.544057645 [Report]
>>544057368
>I SOLD Minecraft, you know...
Anonymous No.544060256 [Report] >>544060573 >>544064017
>>544057368
What do you think he does all day?
Anonymous No.544060275 [Report] >>544060529 >>544063763
Do you think microsoft have made their money back after buying minecraft?
Anonymous No.544060521 [Report] >>544064241
>>544043525
now post the image where he's holding flowers behind his back, i think that's another enderwoman one
Anonymous No.544060529 [Report] >>544060802
>>544060275
From the initial purchase? Probably, it's been a while
Wouldn't surprise me if nujang is one big money hemorrhage though
Anonymous No.544060573 [Report]
>>544060256
blow and hookers
Anonymous No.544060802 [Report]
>>544060529
>Wouldn't surprise me if nujang is one big money hemorrhage though
I doubt it. There are new young kids buying their own copies of the game every day, realms is practically free money, and console plebs spend tons of money on the Minecraft store.
Anonymous No.544063763 [Report]
>>544060275
They have probably made it back many times over.
Anonymous No.544064017 [Report] >>544066723
>>544060256
Plays games, according to his Twitter. He's also working on a new game (a blobber in JavaScript called Levers and Chests) but was recently forced to stop development as he couldn't find any programmers to hire. Now he's apparently going to move out of California as a result
Anonymous No.544064241 [Report]
>>544060521
Here you go
Anonymous No.544066723 [Report]
>>544064017
>Plays games
Living the dream, huh?
>New game
Wish him luck
>blobber
Nice
Anonymous No.544070814 [Report] >>544071232 >>544086169 >>544099257 >>544150838 >>544190739 >>544193505
people were shitting on jeb so hard after that video that notch had to step in and say he wouldn’t have added the creeper today either
Anonymous No.544071232 [Report]
>>544070814
The difference is that Jeb is involved with the development, and so his options can actually impact the direction the game is heading in. I don't blame George Lucas for having second thoughts or regrets about the original Star Wars - that's natural for creative types. I blame him for actually going back and changing shit
Anonymous No.544072836 [Report] >>544076407 >>544310949
>>544043539
Redid some of the proportions somewhat but making progress.
Anonymous No.544073662 [Report] >>544074951 >>544515075
>>544043539
I like that it's not block vomit. Are the trapdoors really necessary, though?
Anonymous No.544074951 [Report] >>544515075
>>544073662
based on my experience they are, they match the offset of the wall used on the windows and they just so ever smooth out the circle windows, not ideal though, but we work with what we're given.
gerg No.544075414 [Report] >>545091646 >>545092536 >>545118315 >>545124009
funny chud update from me.
I starting a minecraft server for people to play on. I thought I'd self host because it sounded cool and based and self reliant.
Well as soon as I announced the IP on my videos, I started getting hard DDOSd by trannys.

Great! Looks like I'm going to have to shill out money to actually rent a server.
I thought it was like a joke that Trannys try to DDOS you but it literally is happening to me lol
Anonymous No.544076407 [Report]
>>544072836
Looks really good, but I've never been a fan of the single-color look
Anonymous No.544086169 [Report]
>>544070814
Maybe notch staying in charge wouldn't have changed much after all..
Anonymous No.544086985 [Report] >>544201435
>Mounts
>Mayhem
>M… inecarts
t-this coming tuesday bros, I’m sure of it…
Anonymous No.544093501 [Report] >>544146657 >>544515183
>>544050297
I actually like the happy ghast ngl, building and transporting mobs aside it’s a very chill way of discovering new places to build in and connect via nether portal. I mean yeah it’s slow but even slow flying beats traversing the ground
Anonymous No.544096338 [Report]
what does /mcg/ think of ferry's new video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRJltfDjX0o
Anonymous No.544099257 [Report] >>544101058 >>544365039
>>544070814
Jeb and Notch are old men, they don't have much time both in life and in their actual lives. To them the creeper is symbolic to anything pervasive or intrusive in their lives, something that you happen upon by accident and it changes your life for the worse. They see creepers as if they got cancer, found out their grandparents died at 90 or had their car totaled and now have to take public transport. They no longer see Minecraft through the eyes of children, that's why the creeper stayed in the beginning back when Notch as still a child-at-heart with his new toy. Now that he and Jeb are ancient that child-like wonder and imagination is gone, all they care about is their physical health, how much money they have to spend to keep their family happy and how much in taxes they're going to have to pay

These people no longer care about Minecraft the way children to, kids would add even worse mobs than creepers and a lot of them do within the modding scene. Actual zoomers and gen alpha babs creating monstrosities that out perform and even put the creeper to shame as a hostile mob. It doesn't matter if those old farts wouldn't add them today, what matters is what the consumers who actually play their fucking game want and I bet the majority of the player base would vote heavily on keep them
Anonymous No.544101058 [Report] >>544583082
>>544099257
He literally says in that tweet that he tried to fix the creeper back in the day because the original implementation was anti-fun, he's saying he's had this opinion since back in the day.
Anonymous No.544103321 [Report] >>544104068 >>544146758
>giant overworld mushrooms break fastest with an axe
>giant nether mushrooms break fastest with a hoe
Anonymous No.544104068 [Report] >>544105353
>>544103321
No they don't, just the cap made of nether wart blocks, which isn't woody like the stem. Overworld giant musrooms are entirely woody.
Anonymous No.544105353 [Report]
>>544104068
That doesn't explain anything!!
Anonymous No.544111082 [Report]
Fuck fucking mining iron and fuck iron farms
Anonymous No.544111159 [Report]
Next step is to refurbish the market plaza thing. First, I plan to have a circle of diorite (still sourced locally from the nearby vein) on the ground.
Anonymous No.544113464 [Report]
It's okay, I think. I had to make it a little bigger than originally planned but it should be fine.
Anonymous No.544113552 [Report] >>544122140
https://youtu.be/jv-3rZeE7LE
>the new textures are goo-AAACKKKKK!!
Anonymous No.544122140 [Report]
>>544113552
I'm gonna need those shadows to be a great deal more purple, thanks.
Anonymous No.544127367 [Report] >>544159172 >>544164903
>>544026879 (OP)
Rate my efe (gyaru)
Anonymous No.544134278 [Report] >>544135517 >>544347383 >>544515326
I've come to the conclusion that there really is only one way for me to play minecraft and have it feel different
Anonymous No.544135517 [Report]
>>544134278
>skirt
If the wind doesn't blow up her skirt, that's bad design.
Anonymous No.544139680 [Report] >>544140607
Are there any resource packs that make playing the game different without it being too jarring? I want a "new experience" too but not modded, that shit is way too much for me. Just a visual change would be nice, something that's up to date
Anonymous No.544140607 [Report] >>544147693 >>544154385 >>544156225
>>544139680
try something really simple, like this
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/simple-grass-flowers
all it does is add little flowers to grass-like blocks, it doesn't break the game in any way and it's a nice little visual addition that imo doesn't look weird and i'm surprised mojang haven't added something like this before

if you're unfamiliar with modrinth don't worry it's not all about mods, it has a large resource pack only section too which this is part of
Anonymous No.544146657 [Report] >>544147427
>>544093501
I haven't actually used it yet, but speed potions work on it, right? Not sure how much it helps, but it's better than nothing
Anonymous No.544146758 [Report]
>>544103321
>fortune axe doesn't make mushroom blocks drop more mushrooms
Why? Fortune hoes work on crops
Anonymous No.544147427 [Report] >>544154037
>>544146657
the speed effect doesn’t work on flying mobs, I think it’s an old bug
Anonymous No.544147693 [Report] >>544154179 >>544156225
>>544140607
That actually looks really nice. I've been using the Vanilla Tweaks packs for randomly rotating some natural textures for a while, and it makes such a huge difference despite being such a small change. It's already a vanilla feature for some blocks (e.g. dirt), so it's really surprising that it's not applied to all natural blocks you can find in large quantities

https://vanillatweaks.net/picker/resource-packs/
Anonymous No.544150838 [Report]
>>544070814
based
creeper is cancer
Anonymous No.544152324 [Report] >>544192930 >>544193482
Did they did want/expect the Allay to win over the copper golem? I had no idea the former was even in the game because it's SOLELY tied to structure generation, what were they even thinking with most of these mob votes?
Anonymous No.544154037 [Report]
>>544147427
Wow, that's so dumb. It would be the perfect situation to encourage people to use the potion mechanics
Anonymous No.544154179 [Report]
>>544147693
literally can't play without these vanilla tweaks, especially when building with stuff like cobblestone. the repetition drives me insane
Anonymous No.544154385 [Report] >>544154687 >>544155937 >>544156225
>>544140607
any smart anons about? how does this resourcepack determine where to place these flowers on blocks, is it some rng related thing or do all blocks in the game have a specific indentifier that the resource pack maker is abusing to turn some blocks into having flowers on them? i used it and every individual block has like an id or something, if i break a block with flowers on and replace it with grass it has the flower back on it

how is this happening?
Anonymous No.544154687 [Report]
>>544154385
It's random, based on coordinates, they're the "id".
Anonymous No.544155937 [Report]
>>544154385
It works the same way as flowers and similar blocks with random offsets work. The game checks the block coordinates as it's being rendered and calculates the offset from there. It's both really cheap to do and stays consistent between saves/seeds
Anonymous No.544156225 [Report] >>544156747
>>544154385
The Minecraft game engine supports blocks having rotated textures or different textures randomly based on the coordinates of the block. Some blocks, like grass blocks, have this enabled by default so it looks more natural. Without this kind of random variability, you would see patterns or lines in the blocks from the repeating textures. See the pic in >>544147693 for an example of how this works for moss blocks having this enabled and disabled. In >>544140607, that resources pack replaces the default texture with ones with little flowers added at random spots.
Anonymous No.544156720 [Report] >>544169927 >>544193215
working on nether hub design for the town i live in on the server i play on :)
Anonymous No.544156747 [Report] >>544158561 >>544158987
>>544156225
I'm nta but does this mean it's impossible to have vanillatweaks random grass block rotation and the flower resource pack the other anon posted because, if I'm reading your post correctly - which I'm probably not - then they're incompatible as they both use the same method for variance.. right?
Anonymous No.544158561 [Report] >>544159334
>>544156747
Did you not read the post? He said grass blocks are already rotated in vanilla, the image is moss.
Anonymous No.544158987 [Report]
>>544156747
The Vanilla Tweaks grass pack adds new textures to grass blocks; it doesn't rotate them. I'm guessing the other pack does the exact same thing to achieve its effect. You might be able to merge the two if you want even more variety
Anonymous No.544159172 [Report] >>544168678
>>544127367
built for jennymod
Anonymous No.544159334 [Report]
>>544158561
Mine aren't, looking at them right now. They all have the exact same grass pattern, zero rotation
Anonymous No.544161635 [Report] >>544162024
Why don't the water colours match up on these maps?
Anonymous No.544162024 [Report] >>544162335 >>544166813 >>544184949
>>544161635
lighting on the map, maps don't have smooth lighting. you can fix by backlighting the map.
On a related note, does it annoy anyone that ocean water colour changes depending on ocean biome, ie warm ocean is lighter, deep ocean is darker, but the colour of water for biomes doesn't change, surely warm biomes should have the warm ocean colour, its annoying because it causes dark blue outlines around warm oceans, even going into deserts.
Anonymous No.544162335 [Report] >>544168860
>>544162024
Thanks fren, I'll have to construct a better place to put these maps.
Anonymous No.544164903 [Report] >>544167756
>>544127367
built for cvcking alex
Anonymous No.544166813 [Report]
>>544162024
We have glow item frames now, anon.
Anonymous No.544167756 [Report]
>>544164903
Based
Anonymous No.544167908 [Report] >>544193392
Is Faithful good?
Anonymous No.544168678 [Report]
>>544159172
Anonymous No.544168860 [Report]
>>544162335
Glow item frames is enough, in case you don't want to use light blocks
Anonymous No.544168878 [Report]
Are iron farms hard to do in 1.15?
Anonymous No.544169927 [Report] >>544200175
>>544156720
That's cute. I forgot leaves looked green in the nether once
Anonymous No.544174372 [Report] >>544175002 >>544175306 >>544178631 >>544180081
How much effort would you go through before giving up on a treasure?
Anonymous No.544175002 [Report] >>544178631
>>544174372
I would go through the effort of holding the map with two hands. Then, I would dig approximately in the center of the X.
Anonymous No.544175306 [Report] >>544178631
>>544174372
It shouldn't be below stone or sandstone, just align your marker to be centered on the x. Look north and have the bottom white pixels visible under the x.
Anonymous No.544177779 [Report] >>544185965
Anonymous No.544178631 [Report]
>>544174372
>>544175002
>>544175306
I got sick of digging and looked it up on a seed map, it never spawned (I dug down to bedrock just in case).
Anonymous No.544180081 [Report]
>>544174372
I dig a 5x5 in the middle of the chunk, maybe 20 blocks down at most. I also leave the holes behind, in case I get another map for the same treasure
Anonymous No.544184949 [Report] >>544185260
>>544162024
>On a related note
No, I actually like it as not only does it help identify which biome I'm in it also helps break up where I want to build in what specific detail I like. For example, if I want a "resort" themed build using sand, lighter woods with a beach vibe then warm ocean water is perfect. If I want to build among icebergs in deep dark waters then the harsh blue of frozen oceans is perfect. That being said, swamp biomes are perfect for dirty water and my underground sewer city is grateful for biome specific water colours
Anonymous No.544185260 [Report]
>>544184949
>my underground sewer city is grateful
Anonymous No.544185965 [Report] >>544189081 >>544192080
>>544177779
Anonymous No.544188963 [Report] >>544189586
What's the difference between PolyMC and PollyMC?
Anonymous No.544189081 [Report]
>>544185965
would
Anonymous No.544189308 [Report]
>>544029394
Dare I say, Thaumcraft did the same thing better and 10 years ago as well
Anonymous No.544189586 [Report] >>544190689
>>544188963
Poly forked from MultiMC because MMC didn't want to support linux packages. Polly is a fork of Poly with the explicit purpose of being a cracked launcher.
Anonymous No.544189986 [Report]
>>544054796
Not a fan of creepers tbqh
An iron golem dommymommy waifu, well that'd be neat
Anonymous No.544190689 [Report] >>544192774 >>544193860
>>544189586
Again, polymc is cracked. And Isn't polly a fork of another one?
Anonymous No.544190739 [Report] >>544191774
>>544070814
>you have no control over
YOU LITERALLY HAVE YOU DUMB FUCKING SELLOUT SWIGGER
It won't explode if you kill it. It won't explode if you stay away from it. It won't explode if you build and/or remove blocks to prevent it from reaching you. This is like saying you have no control over a zombie killing you
Anonymous No.544191774 [Report] >>544192590
>>544190739
It originally did explode if you killed it, that's what he's referring to in the tweet. Can you not read?
Anonymous No.544192080 [Report]
>>544185965
Yup, that's my future wife
Anonymous No.544192590 [Report] >>544206162
>>544191774
I've been playing since early beta, back in the delete the META-INF times, and I don't remember creeper ever exploding on death
Anonymous No.544192774 [Report]
>>544190689
Polly started as a fork of Poly before it became a fork of Prism.
If Poly is already a cracked launcher out of the box then I don't know what purpose Polly serves.
Anonymous No.544192930 [Report]
>>544152324
Most of the time they can more or less predict which mob will win because some mob proposals are intentionally boring and/or retarded and they know beforehand nobody will vote for them
Anonymous No.544193215 [Report] >>544200175
>>544156720
The tree is cool but I don't understand the rest of the build. What are all those wools and planks for?
Anonymous No.544193392 [Report]
>>544167908
Yes
Anonymous No.544193482 [Report] >>544194095
>>544152324
The allay was originally supposed to be part of the nether update, but they didn't get it finished in time. There's a YT video about this, on the official channel. I guess they're glad it won, since it meant they didn't have to throw away all that work, but who knowns. It's pretty retarded if you ask me
Anonymous No.544193505 [Report] >>544197992
>>544070814
removing the creeper would be a step in the wrong direction. it's a voxel game yet the world doesn't interact with YOU in any way.

really they should double-down and add actual mob pathfinding. make mobs attack player-built structures even unprovoked, adding a necessity to build defenses. a la The Forest.
Anonymous No.544193860 [Report] >>544196165
>>544190689
>polymc is cracked
That hasn't always been the case
Also polly is now a fork of prism, not poly, which supposedly means it gets more updates. I never update it so dunno
Anonymous No.544194095 [Report] >>544194368
>>544193482
>they didn't have to throw away all that work
God forbid they release a mob without a mob vote eh
Anonymous No.544194368 [Report]
>>544194095
Maybe the same thing happened with the copper golem. They had it partly finished and didn't want to throw that work away, so they brought it back for an update later on. Perhaps the same thing would have happened with the allay. Mojang works in mysteriously retarded ways
Anonymous No.544195204 [Report] >>544195376 >>544975190
they need to stop adding real animals and go full unnatural, the reason the sniffer feels out of place is when you see it next to a cow or a pig. put that motherfucker next to a guardian, a phantom, a copper golem or an enderman and it fits right in. fuck off with realism, give me fiction in my fucking fiction block building video game
>UHH BRO THEY ADDED A NAUTILUS BUT IT'S NOT A REAL ONE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!!
it's still a fucking nautilus i don't give a shit what they say because they couldn't think of a good food source for it so tried to get away with pufferfish after the frog and firefly bullshit
why not pretend the frog isn't a real frog? ex-fucking-actly

when the hell is minecraft 2 coming out? the entire game needs rebuilding from the ground up, why has no autist done better? makes me mad i wasn't born with autism because of this, i'd make the best minecraft clone that ever existed
>but what about vintage sto-
shut the fuck up, that's TOO much autism and ZERO content
Anonymous No.544195376 [Report] >>544196080
>>544195204
>>when the hell is minecraft 2 coming out? the entire game needs rebuilding from the ground up, why has no autist done better? makes me mad i wasn't born with autism because of this, i'd make the best minecraft clone that ever existed
it's called vintage story.
Anonymous No.544196080 [Report]
>>544195376
retard
Anonymous No.544196165 [Report]
>>544193860
>it gets more updates
I've been using prism since 2023 when it was easier to install than the real Mc launcher on the steam deck and the only update I remember it getting in my entire time using it is the one that removed ftb mods
Anonymous No.544197992 [Report]
>>544193505
>make mobs attack player-built structures even unprovoked
No can do anon, that goes against the comfy quirky cottagecore life sim direction the devs predominantly follow. Do you have any idea how hard it would be for smp players to build impractical-I mean EPIC bases and farms to put in their thumbnails if zombies or whatever could bust down walls???
Anonymous No.544200175 [Report]
>>544193215
Some are some random mushrooms and other things, like we have a derpy looking ghast and a snake hanging from the tree. it takes a bit more imagination since we're working with beta blocks.
>>544169927
Haha, thanks. This is built on our creative server before we schematic it and work on it in the actual nether on beta, but we converted the biomes to get a better look at how it could look before putting it in
Anonymous No.544201435 [Report] >>544201994 >>544205764
>>544086985
Minecarts will never ever be buffed. Especially when ice boating and elytras exist.
Anonymous No.544201994 [Report]
>>544201435
What if you could enchant a minecart with frostwalker and make it faster than iceboats
Anonymous No.544202150 [Report] >>544203228 >>544203965 >>544204895
found new place for another fresh "save" base in my forever world, btw, how the fuck do i name my 6 year old save with a normal phrase instead of "forever world"
Anonymous No.544203228 [Report] >>544203606
>>544202150
i'm pretty sure you can do it through appdata-roaming-.minecraft-saves and just change the folder name. make a new world, call it whatever and test with that to see if it works
Anonymous No.544203606 [Report] >>544203764 >>544203997 >>544204895
>>544203228
not what i meant anon, people keep calling their old worlds "forever world" as a new catchphrase
Anonymous No.544203764 [Report]
>>544203606
my bad, no idea what you're talking about but good luck with whatever it is you're trying to do
Anonymous No.544203965 [Report]
>>544202150
fuck me i think i found something completely better
Anonymous No.544203997 [Report]
>>544203606
Look at her go! She's gonna end up wider than ever after that
Anonymous No.544204895 [Report] >>544211008
>>544202150
>>544203606
They used to be called long-term survival worlds before, no?
Anonymous No.544205764 [Report] >>544206437 >>544211165 >>544211820
>>544201435
The devs outright said that minecarts need to be updated and added experimental features like a game rule for minecart speed, the issue though is that it’s been over a year since they did this. Considering the theme of new drop, there is some co-I mean hope that they’ll remember…
Anonymous No.544206162 [Report]
>>544192590
This was changed in indev, in 2010
Anonymous No.544206437 [Report]
>>544205764
Ulraf said that there's a minecart update soon in that one interview, iirc.
Anonymous No.544211008 [Report]
>>544204895
yeah but the world runs off gay tiktok trends now.
Anonymous No.544211165 [Report]
>>544205764
They also added faster minecarts a decade ago in a snapshot and nothing ever came of it, faster minecarts are the half life 3 of minecraft at this point.
Anonymous No.544211820 [Report] >>544213160 >>544215289
>>544205764
i could have sworn i read up about jeb wanting to remove minecarts on twitter at some point
Anonymous No.544213160 [Report]
>>544211820
no no you're misremembering, he was talking about wanting to remove beds
something about it not being how they would do things now and instead of beds they'd just remove mobs spawning at night thanks to the moon giving a light level of 1 across the world when it gets dark
Anonymous No.544215289 [Report] >>544216321
>>544211820
That was about furnace minecarts.
Anonymous No.544215839 [Report] >>544216595
>>544026879 (OP)
>I'm enjoying Hypixel Skyblock a lot
I feel like I'm way too old to be playing this shit at 25 years old but idk just kinda fun
Anonymous No.544216321 [Report]
>>544215289
Given I have just used a furnance minecart today he better not.
Anonymous No.544216595 [Report] >>544216968 >>544218825
>>544215839
https://files.catbox.moe/fthx2u.mp4
Anonymous No.544216968 [Report]
>>544216595
man i love bdubs so fucking much
Anonymous No.544218697 [Report]
https://imgur.com/THL9Xgb
Anonymous No.544218761 [Report] >>544223356 >>544226048 >>544229238
Elytra nerf idea:
The Elytra is given a cooldown bar which reduces slowly when gliding but using rockets dramatically accelerates it, when it maxes out the cooldown bar the player must wait a minute? (not sure how long), or sleep, or maybe it could be linked to the hunger bar.
My main issue with the elytra is that it disencentives building infrastructure for long distance travel, the smaller scale movement with it is fine, so I think it would be best to nerf long distance travel for it.
Anonymous No.544218825 [Report] >>544250358
>>544216595
>but I'm 40
and making vanilla minecraft content for 10 year olds. It's not a problem that he's old. Mr. Rogers was in his 70s when he died and still making children's content even then.
But he was positive and enjoyable, not a jaded cynic doing it ironically. Is that hard to understand?
Anonymous No.544219987 [Report] >>544221579 >>544583082 >>544583965
My friend just got a six day account ban for hate speech on our realm. it says someone reported him (which nobody did its our friend group realm) yet mojang says shit is unmodderated? He tried posting the swastika unicode so do you think the jang has an AI checking shit?
Anonymous No.544221579 [Report] >>544253058 >>544283494
>>544219987
Automated, apparently.
https://github.com/Aizistral-Studios/No-Chat-Reports/wiki/The-Realms-Question
Anonymous No.544223356 [Report]
>>544218761
>Elytra nerf
But why? It's already a pain in the ass to get, why do you people hate fun?
Anonymous No.544226048 [Report]
>>544218761
Nerf ice boats, they're op and make no sense. At least dolphin tunnels are magic, why would a boat slide on ice that fast when rowing?
Anonymous No.544228046 [Report]
are the copper golems just buggy as shit? I can't get this system to work. They sort everything but then once the copper chest empties, they don't do anything when you refill it unless you hit them. do i just have to beat my slaves?
Anonymous No.544229238 [Report]
>>544218761
Just buff the other transportation modes. Minecarts need so much infrastructure yet aren't worth the effort, you may as well just use an ice road with a boat instead. Hell of a lot cheaper to build and faster transport to boot
Anonymous No.544240345 [Report]
A lego minecraft fox set will be releasing in January alongside other sets! This is the second “giant mob” set lego will release, the first one being the creeper!
Anonymous No.544250358 [Report]
>>544218825
>"sorry guys I'm a grown ass man I have too much dignity to pretend to lose my shit over some minecraft dogs"
>children's content
Anonymous No.544252025 [Report] >>544257028 >>544283660
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PvvBLqZY3Ck
>wants basic item sorting
>tries copper golems
>they suck
>uses dispenser tower instead

>wants leaves scattered on the ground
>replaces dirt with leaf blocks instead of using the new clutter they added for exactly this job

nucraftbros...
Anonymous No.544253058 [Report]
>>544221579
Jewjang is so pozzed...
Anonymous No.544257028 [Report]
>>544252025
>wants basic item sorting
he said he wanted movement
>wants leaves scattered on the ground
he said he wanted clovers
baka fake fans can't even listen to him correctly...
Anonymous No.544262783 [Report] >>544271438 >>544284353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1BDMoDf81A
*destroys everyone's first-attempt times including all the sweats while pissing around and wasting time the entire way*
Nothing personal hermitscrubs.
Anonymous No.544266103 [Report] >>544268647 >>544284138
Lads, I'm feeling retarded. I'm trying to do a 4-portal network so I can access a floating island from the ground, but the second nether portal always takes me back to the first overworld one.
Anonymous No.544268647 [Report]
>>544266103
Don't feel bad, portal linking is hard.
Anonymous No.544271438 [Report] >>544278856 >>544280201
>>544262783
>spends months watching other people play to learn the course
>admits to watching the creator of the maze as he made it to better understand the minigame
oh no
Anonymous No.544278856 [Report]
>>544271438
/ksope
Anonymous No.544280201 [Report] >>544284353
>>544271438
You mean
>never knew the thing existed until someone recommended it in his discord
>met cub one time ever in MCC before season 10 started
Anonymous No.544283494 [Report]
>>544221579
I'm so glad the only money I've ever spent on Minecraft went to fund Notch's vacations
Anonymous No.544283660 [Report]
>>544252025
Leaf litter is brown, not green. You really can't replace one with the other
Anonymous No.544284138 [Report] >>544330525
>>544266103
Nether portals always match the closest one, so you probably put the two in the nether too far down. If you wanted to go from, say, Y64 to Y250 in the overworld, you should be able to put portals at Y155 and Y158 in the nether
Anonymous No.544284353 [Report] >>544284543
>>544262783
>>544280201
As someone who admittedly has autism and thinks like a child, you need to grow the fuck up if this is what you think is important wasting your monday doing instead of just playing the game.
No one even knows who the fuck this faggot is
Anonymous No.544284543 [Report] >>544285887
>>544284353
>no one knows who sparklez is
Tell me you're 13 without telling me you're 13.
Anonymous No.544285887 [Report] >>544288715
>>544284543
I had to check him up online, he is the definition of a 13 year olds youtuber idol
Holy shit mods get in here, we have an actual 13 year old posting on 4chan
Anonymous No.544288715 [Report]
>>544285887
He was watched by 13 year olds 13 years ago. Those 13 year olds are 26 now. That anon was wrong, you're more likely an old man.
Anonymous No.544292669 [Report] >>544293073 >>544294881
Every tried single-biome?
Anonymous No.544293073 [Report] >>544293339
>>544292669
No. I've never played with large biomes either, since there's so much stuff that's biome specific. If there were alternative ways of getting it in vanilla, I'd probably make the switch
Anonymous No.544293339 [Report] >>544294387
>>544293073
Wandering trader? idunno
Been thinking of trying single biome survival but it probably won't be very fun after a while lol, exploring is fun with normal biomes
Anonymous No.544294387 [Report]
>>544293339
Unless you pick a desert, you'd never get enough sand through the wandering trader. You also can't trade for creaking hearts and stuff like that. It's like playing on peaceful, where you lock yourself out of a substantial amount of content. You could try large biomes instead of single biome, though, if you don't care about that but worry about exploration getting stale
Anonymous No.544294881 [Report]
>>544292669
I remember way back in the day I had a long played desert only biome world with villages disabled using a data pack. Wouldn't mind trying it again at some point, I'd probably even try a badlands only world instead as long as passive mobs don't spawn there. I heard they changed that at some point but it's most likely the wooded badlands they spawn in
Anonymous No.544296326 [Report] >>544296753 >>544296874 >>544297757
Would be cool to be able to disable/enable biomes in world generation settings, maybe in a future update
Anonymous No.544296753 [Report] >>544297838
Is there still no way to remove underwater blue fog? I want it to be scary under the sea, not bright enough that I can "skyline" structures and mobs with perfect vision

>>544296326
You can do that with this link, in a way
https://misode.github.io/customized/?tab=biomes
Just replace all the biomes you don't want in your world with ones you do want, so if you never want to see ice spike biomes just replace them with jungles. Never want deserts in your world again? Replace them with basalt deltas, this is how I created a badlands and desert only world by replacing everything mountainous/plateau like biome with mesas and everything else with desert. I even removed all the rivers and oceans, replacing them with desert biomes and lowering the worlds sea level to -63
You have to start creating a new world and then place the datapack from the link you make into the datapack folder and start the world anew
Anonymous No.544296874 [Report] >>544297838
>>544296326
https://misode.github.io/customized/?tab=biomes
Anonymous No.544297757 [Report]
>>544296326
They've added a bunch of world gen stuff to data packs, I wonder if it would be possible to "split" the overworld into multiple dimensions. If you only keep the more normal ones for the overworld, you could put the rest into themed custom dimensions. Like a hot one for desert, jungle, warm ocean and the like. That'd help in a lot of ways, honestly
Anonymous No.544297838 [Report]
>>544296753
>>544296874
Cool, thanks
Anonymous No.544303943 [Report] >>544305263 >>544306009
>massive ore veins and caves
>prettier than the other biomes with harsher color palettes
>wolves and foxes and villagers every ten feet
I love the taiga biome god damn
spent hours trying to get a base going on a mushroom island and then a savannah and it never quite felt right, but here it clicks perfectly. white men are built for the cold
Anonymous No.544305263 [Report] >>544306009
>>544303943
Based, I live in plains right next to a taiga village. The only bad thing is it didn't generate with a farm, probably because it's right where the biomes overlap
Anonymous No.544306009 [Report] >>544326398
>>544303943
i love cold biome grass, a lot of people hate it because it's not green enough

>>544305263
build one, replicate the farm type and build one the taiga villages use. i do that a lot, i rebuilt a smithy from the wiki in one of the villages near my base just so they had one
Anonymous No.544306304 [Report] >>544306471 >>544310879 >>544315113 >>544326662
I've decided to cheat and summon villagers into the big iron farm I made, this is probably the 50th time I've ever built one and I'm fucking sick and tired of making them. This is the only time I'll cheat, I just cannot be bothered breeding and hauling around villagers even with the boats and leads update. I just want my supply of free iron already but at a steady pace
Anonymous No.544306471 [Report]
>>544306304
Isn't that what most non-autists do?
Anonymous No.544307026 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx-zmM86sWM
Apologies for the awful slopshit video but I watched a video with a similar concept to the one I linked recently and it seemed like a fun challenge. Then when I saw the guys (in the one that I watched) come across a dried ghast it made me realise that getting one in a world like this would actually be fun and interesting. And then it dawned on me. Modern Minecraft really doesn't incentivise you to use any of its new mechanics besides what was in the beta version from fucking 2011. Why? It would be so easy to create biomes or dimensions or whatever to actually make use of all the new features, but they just don't. So annoying.
Anonymous No.544310879 [Report] >>544311065 >>544313508 >>544313767
>>544306304
Can't you not play without tryhard industrialization min-maxing for once?You don't need that much iron, just go mining.
Anonymous No.544310949 [Report] >>544374824 >>544380812 >>544451186
>>544072836
Making progress, not 100% on some of the choices and there's some jank and inconsistencies that need to be ironed out, but making progress.
Anonymous No.544311065 [Report] >>544313767
>>544310879
*Can
Anonymous No.544313508 [Report] >>544313910
>>544310879
>You don't need
Oh but I do
>tryhard industrialization min-maxing
I think you misread my post, the villagers are for a simple iron farm
Anonymous No.544313767 [Report]
>>544310879
>>544311065
Mining in minecraft is boring, and there's never enough iron
Anonymous No.544313910 [Report] >>544314729 >>544330869
>>544313508
What do you need the iron for? If you're not making a bunch of industrial farms and macines, like that iron golem farm, you can get your iron fix from large iron veins and fortune III.
Anonymous No.544314729 [Report] >>544319950
>>544313910
Emeralds, selling the iron to my other villagers. Do you play minecraft at all?
Anonymous No.544315113 [Report]
>>544306304
They should just make a miner profession that sells ores.
Anonymous No.544318920 [Report] >>544325126
Go get your snacks! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpK5NvD94RE
Anonymous No.544319950 [Report] >>544321036
>>544314729
There are other things you can sell, and what do you need the emeralds for? Getting fully enchanted diamond gear within the first 20 hours of gameplay? Your usual playstyle has led to you cheating, which means you aren't enjoying it, so I'm suggesting to take your time and play more casually for once, no spawning-mechanics-abusing farms.
Anonymous No.544321036 [Report] >>544324298
>>544319950
If you want to play therapist go get a degree and ask me for money, no one asked for you to get so worked up over this. I'm already done cheating villagers back in hours ago, back to enjoying the game that you for some reason believe I'm not enjoying because of one thing in a game of thousands of things to do

What a fucking clown you are
Anonymous No.544324298 [Report]
>>544321036
Hey man, I'm trying to get more people to adopt a more slow-burn playstyle. You posted a grievance on a public forum and I gave you a suggestion.
I'm just tired of seeing people optimizing the fun out of the game and then saying the game sucks, it happens way too often.
Anonymous No.544325126 [Report] >>544338417
>>544318920
this guy's so nervous recently i feel, like look at the mouse shake at 18:58, it doesn't feel normal at all
Anonymous No.544326398 [Report] >>544335457
>>544306009
>i love cold biome grass
Same, that blue shade is really nice. I really like the water in mangrove swamps as well, and I've never seen anyone else build there
Anonymous No.544326662 [Report]
>>544306304
>This is the only time I'll cheat
Famous last words

That being said, I use a mod to make rerolling trades a million times easier for the same reason. I just don't want to use commands, because they can do too much
Anonymous No.544330525 [Report] >>544333725
>>544284138
158? Not sure I follow. At 121 I'm already right under bedrock. The overworld portals are at around 70 and 290 respectively.
Anonymous No.544330869 [Report]
>>544313910
But that's exactly it: I build an iron farm so I can make thousands of hoppers and pistons for my other farms. It gives me more projects to work on, which is what I enjoy about the game. Also, I might want to build with iron blocks at some point, you never know
Anonymous No.544332150 [Report]
Iron blocks are like steel beams, add concrete and glass and you get modern architecture
Anonymous No.544333725 [Report] >>544334004
>>544330525
Don't mind me, I was just being an idiot. I forgot the nether has a lower ceiling. The point is, nether portals connect to the closest portal in the other dimension. Y-121 is only 51 blocks from Y-70, but 169 blocks from Y-290, so it will always connect to the portal at Y-70. You'll have to use portals above the bedrock ceiling, place them further apart, or dive into the nitty-gritty of portal linking to figure out a solution, I'm afraid
Anonymous No.544334004 [Report] >>544338187 >>544389210
>>544333725
Hmm, what if I started digging in the nether to put the lower portal even lower?
Anonymous No.544335457 [Report] >>544389035
>>544326398
>cold biome grass and mangrove swamp water
it feels good knowing there are others like me out there that aren't obsessed with jungle green grass and cold ocean deep blue water
Anonymous No.544338187 [Report]
>>544334004
Delightfully devilish, anon.
Anonymous No.544338417 [Report] >>544342009
>>544325126
hes walking on soul soil with soul speed enchant you tard. you can even see the particles.
Anonymous No.544339491 [Report] >>544341684 >>544353964 >>544393575
Minecraft has no meaningful gameplay.

The only things that are absolutely MANDATORY for an average player to engage with are one type of wood, cobblestone, a crafting bench, a furnace, every type of a pickaxe up to diamond, a sword of your choice (mostly diamond, more rarely iron), a set of diamond armor, a single food source (which either makes you engage with animals or the farming system), enchantment system (which is in its own way awful), Nether portals and Nether fortresses, blazes and endermen, strongholds and the End Dragon. Post late game we have the elytra and that's pretty much it.

Those are the only things that I'd say matter for progression/minute gameplay. The rest are side activities/items/systems that don't meaningfully reward or encourage you to interact with them. Moreover, even the systems you HAVE to engage with aren't mechanically deep, intricate, or (in the case with enchanting) streamlined enough to be truly enjoyable. Combat is barebones, survival mechanics are barebones, equipment is just stat upgrades with no other benefits or unique abilities.

There's a reason Twilight Forest, Aether and others are so popular. They add new mobs and bosses that are interesting to fight, and they add new equipment which most of the time are good SIDEgrades that provide unique abilities.
There's also a reason Create mod is so popular, to the point of having dozens of its own addons. It's just a better implementation of redstone/mechanisms. It allows you to automate tedious parts of your game without relying on obscure mechanics/glitches to work, all while still relying on understanding the mod's mechanics and your own optimization skills.

Minecraft just doesn't stand too well on its own, even when compared to what its own community came up with in form of mods. And Mojang know this, that's why they let you monetize your mods on consoles, it's the same thing as with Bethesda RPGs.
Anonymous No.544339668 [Report]
>B-buh le sandbox!
Gear or even progression has nothing to do with RPG's specifically, a lot of games have them that don't even fall into that category.

The actual reason for why new gear and items is pointless, is because there is no content you can use it in. Mojang keeps adding all this fluff into the game, but its just that, fluff.

Its not actual content, its just filler at best that could be removed and it wouldn't change basically anything about gameplay. Mojang is terrible at game design and Minecraft proves this very well.
Anonymous No.544341294 [Report]
Minecraft is about building shit and survival mode is just there to add challenge (read: tedium) to that goal
Survival is about becoming strong/resourceful enough to build shit
Survival is about building farms
Anonymous No.544341684 [Report] >>544341830
>>544339491
Beating the ender dragon is not the point of Minecraft. It has always been a sandbox building game with a survival game mode. And as with other open world sandbox games, most people don't complete the main quest, because it doesn't really matter.
Anonymous No.544341830 [Report] >>544342164 >>544344634
>>544341684
Minecraft being a sandbox doesn't mean it's exempt from basic game design.
Anonymous No.544342009 [Report]
>>544338417
oh you're right, i am retarded :(
Anonymous No.544342164 [Report] >>544342423 >>544342659
>>544341830
What "game design" is there to add that wouldn't get in the way of player's freedom? Having to grind/hoard materials already kind of does, which is the point of having a survival mode at all
Anonymous No.544342423 [Report] >>544344029 >>544344785
>>544342164
How about actually incetivizing exploring to get rarer materials like how Tinker's construct does it? How about literally anything instead of rerolling villagers for hours?
Anonymous No.544342659 [Report] >>544344246
>>544342164
Minecraft is literally only about "Survival" for 2 minutes and then it's creative mode for the rest of it.
Anonymous No.544343026 [Report] >>544344029 >>544374824
add skills to minecraft that require levels, mining smithing, farming, crafting, fishing etc etc
Anonymous No.544343374 [Report]
>villagers/pillagers - humans
>piglins - orcs
minecraft needs another intelligent race, preferably one that is cute and fluffy
Anonymous No.544344029 [Report] >>544344326
>>544342423
>>544343026
>Just add more (tedium) to Minecraft bro
Amazing
Anonymous No.544344246 [Report]
>>544342659
Not for tards (rike me)
Anonymous No.544344326 [Report] >>544344453
>>544344029
How the fuck is that more tedious? You mean having players actually engaging with the game?
Anonymous No.544344453 [Report] >>544344593
>>544344326
>Grinding for levels isn't tedious and actually le engaging
Ok retard
Anonymous No.544344593 [Report] >>544344867
>>544344453
What makes you think I'm not against that too? You have to make an entire mob farm just to get your tools.
Anonymous No.544344634 [Report] >>544347734
>>544341830
It kind of is when it's the best-selling game of all time. I agree that the game design is lacking because they have to work around decade old content without upsetting anyone, but what you're complaining about is one of the lesser issues.
Do you think sponges a bad reward for raiding the ocean monument? Just wondering.
Anonymous No.544344785 [Report] >>544345365
>>544342423
The game already does that? You don't get, say, packed ice from villagers and people would rather go out and find biomes than waiting for the wandering trader to sell the sapling they want
Anonymous No.544344867 [Report] >>544344936
>>544344593
You really don't have to
Anonymous No.544344936 [Report] >>544345658
>>544344867
Yes, you do actually, unless you want to spend hours upon hours killing mobs.
Anonymous No.544345365 [Report] >>544347586
>>544344785
You're not forced to engage with any of that to actually progress through the entire game. Minecraft's progression in survival sucks because you can immediately go from wooden to diamond tools like it's nothing, and then it's just creative mode from then on out.
Anonymous No.544345658 [Report] >>544345694
>>544344936
You collect xp during regular gameplay. You just want to rush to the endgame like a youtuber because you're spoiled. You don't need god armor in the first few hours of gameplay.
Anonymous No.544345694 [Report] >>544347734
>>544345658
Why does the game allow me to do that in the first place?
Anonymous No.544346617 [Report] >>544348004
Anyone know how to get OBS working on Minecraft? Ever since I got a new laptop it's been having issues.
Anonymous No.544347383 [Report]
>>544134278
>Even Minecraft becomes coom
Bloody hell
Anonymous No.544347586 [Report] >>544347654
>>544345365
So your problem is that watermelons, sponges and froglights aren't necessary to kill the ender dragon?
Anonymous No.544347654 [Report] >>544347793 >>544349117
>>544347586
Yeah, because nothing is forcing me to engage with it. It's not necessary. Compare this to Terraria where you have to engage with it in order to meaningfully play the game.
Anonymous No.544347734 [Report] >>544347925 >>544348781
>>544345694
See >>544344634
>I agree that the game design is lacking because they have to work around decade old content without upsetting anyone
Imagine the outrage if they patched xp farms and villager rerolling. Remember when they patched afk fishing farms?
A virgin player can discover the game in its purest form, but playing the game with the knowledge of optimization is like playing a puzzle game you know all the solutions to. Although I agree that they should nerf and disincentivize these mechanics and incentivise building so these players are encouraged play the game how it was meant to be played.
Anonymous No.544347793 [Report] >>544347896
>>544347654
So you're just retarded, anon
>Terraria
You mean that game with much smaller worlds? lol
Anonymous No.544347896 [Report] >>544348064
>>544347793
>You mean that game with much smaller worlds? lol
And much better progression, building, items, gameplay, etc.
Anonymous No.544347925 [Report] >>544348140
>>544347734
>They should nerf shit because people play in a way I don't like
No
Anonymous No.544348004 [Report]
>>544346617
millions of people have used OBS to stream and/or record minecraft, you have to be more specific than that
Anonymous No.544348064 [Report] >>544348140 >>544442310
>>544347896
Apples to oranges
Anonymous No.544348140 [Report] >>544348470 >>544348584
>>544348064
Minecraft being sandbox doesn't mean that it can't have basic game mechanics.
>>544347925
Everyone complains, but when it happens, everyone moves on.
Anonymous No.544348470 [Report] >>544348954
>>544348140
>"basic game mechanics"
>it's a 'retard believes all games should have the same design choices, because' episode
>"Erm, where's the season pass? That's something all the other games have!"
Anonymous No.544348584 [Report]
>>544348140
>everyone moves on.
They find new optimizations, thus "solving" nothing
Retard
Anonymous No.544348781 [Report]
>>544347734
>incentivise building
Building the farms isn't good enough, apparently
Anonymous No.544348954 [Report] >>544349139
>>544348470
Minecraft's progression sucks is the problem.
Anonymous No.544348992 [Report]
>Nerf mob farms
>Now there's even less of a reason to bother ever using minecarts because who the fuck wants to go mining for iron and gold for a trillion hours to build a roller coaster or whatever
Anonymous No.544349117 [Report] >>544349380 >>544349651 >>544442310
>>544347654
This is an issue of intrinsic motivation vs extrinsic motivation. Minecraft survival and creative are for intrinsically motivated players, and this audience has made it billions of dollars, so it clearly worked out. People just enjoy building themselves a house. I believe there are plenty of game design video essays and talks on this topic, if you care.
I think you should try getting all advancements withough a guide if you haven't already, is that not enough motivation?
Anonymous No.544349139 [Report] >>544349380 >>544356941 >>544442310
>>544348954
Minecraft isn't about "progression"
As anon pointed out, killing the ender dragon or whatever isn't the point
Anonymous No.544349380 [Report] >>544350342
>>544349117
>>544349139
There's literally an entire genre of videos on YouTube about "How to make Minecraft Fun again" and "What to do if you're bored of minecraft." And that's because it IS boring. And a major part of that is the lack of progression.
https://youtu.be/laObDohaX6I?si=KHyBTC-pW8roOanj
https://youtu.be/1Bv-dj3hBX4?si=t_pVY9V2L3-Na93d
https://youtu.be/laEWOmMob48?si=00Ay9XjXmSCMsMmZ
Anonymous No.544349651 [Report] >>544350342 >>544351889
>>544349117
>I believe there are plenty of game design video essays and talks on this topic, if you care.
https://youtu.be/tIessRl03iM?si=mDMI8XPJCPLoXHjH
https://youtu.be/PgHZ3ESPdG4?si=NzJgW03IKUGvLcfG
There's also tons of videos talking about how bad Minecraft's progression is and there's a huge amount of people in the community that feel the same.
Anonymous No.544349691 [Report]
I don't disagree with the idea of making Survival more "engaging", but what does that really mean?
Anonymous No.544350342 [Report]
>>544349380
>>544349651
A large portion of gamers are only extrinsically motivated, and vanilla Minecraft is for players who are intrinsically motivated, who do not care just about achieving a set goal, they make their own goals, like building a pretty house. Is that hard to understand?
Anonymous No.544351889 [Report]
>>544349651
I wouldn't be against some of those ideas, but I don't really understand how it solves the problem, these people are still gonna run out of "things to do" and get bored.
Anonymous No.544352342 [Report]
I don't want "progression", I don't want anything like automation, I don't even like building mob farms or interacting with villagers at all, I just want a block building game that provides some slight resistance to gathering materials. Anything that does not serve that purpose is a waste of development time in my view.
Anonymous No.544353696 [Report]
Anonymous No.544353964 [Report] >>544357357 >>544442310
>>544339491
>The rest are side activities/items/systems that don't meaningfully reward or encourage you to interact with them
Anything you're referring to as a side activity is, in fact, the core of the game. The depth of the game doesn't come from its systems or mechanics, but from how easy player expression is facilitated. Your misunderstanding of why creative mode is so popular makes it obvious that you don't understand the core idea of the game. I doubt 90% of creative players have even used redstone beyond superficial uses.
Anonymous No.544356941 [Report] >>544361609 >>544362168
>>544349139
Minecraft should have actual gameplay progression. You go from wooden to iron in minutes, then spend hours on iron then finally diamond then netherite. You're using only 2 materials or at most 3 for your entire play through. Then the rest of your time is re-rolling villagers for the best trades.
Anonymous No.544357357 [Report] >>544361609 >>544369872
>>544353964
You're going back to the typical "its a sandbox" excuse. Sandbox games are so varied that it's impossible to nail them down into a specific genre. Either way, sandbox games have done progression far better than Minecraft does.
Anonymous No.544361609 [Report]
>>544356941
And that's not progression because? Your posts are a waste of time
>>544357357
And none of those sandbox games are like minecraft or have sold nearly as much
Your only counterargument to this is
>erm but these faggot youtubers said minecraft wasn't fun anymore after playing it non-stop for 10 years
lol
Anonymous No.544362168 [Report]
>>544356941
>have actual gameplay progression. You go from wooden to iron in minutes, then spend hours on iron then finally diamond then netherite. You're using only 2 materials or at most 3 for your entire play through.
You're right we should waste people's time and storage with 14 tiers of gear for different colored blocks
>Then the rest of your time is re-rolling villagers for the best trades.
So you don't have to strip away at entire chunks for diamonds for the entire playthrough or the random chance of finding a good enchanted book in a mineshaft 2000 blocks away from your base
You couldn't come up with an alternative that isn't absolute tedium or anti-fun garbage these methods are meant to avoid anyway
Provide an actual alternative or go fuck yourself
>b-but terraria
Again, apples to oranges, and even then people would rather AFK fish crates for materials than engage in mining because it's a total waste of time pre-Hardmode
Anonymous No.544363796 [Report]
I think a vanilla xray or some kind of ore finder would genuinely make mining more fun
Anonymous No.544365039 [Report] >>544365154 >>544365528 >>544872607
>>544099257
Brother you wouldn't want a creeper to blow up in the middle of your chest room no matter how old you are
Anonymous No.544365154 [Report] >>544365373
>>544365039
>creeper to blow up in the middle of your chest room
skill issue
Anonymous No.544365373 [Report] >>544365642
>>544365154
That's not the point. At some level nobody wants to needlessly be set back in work
Anonymous No.544365403 [Report]
What biome would be suite a big evil blackstone / nether brick castle?
Anonymous No.544365528 [Report] >>544366384
>>544365039
Wouldn't explode without a player being there, and anyway if you're that much of a scrub, you could just make chests impervious to explosions.
When a creeper explodes it's ALWAYS the player's fault.
Unlike those enderniggers who can pick blocks without you being aware.
Anonymous No.544365642 [Report] >>544366384
>>544365373
is it THAT hard to not let mobs into your builds?
Anonymous No.544365795 [Report] >>544368809
I just turn off mob griefing because I don't like having to fill in creeper holes. I don't mind the player damage, just not the block damage.
Anonymous No.544366384 [Report] >>544366550 >>544872607
>>544365528
>>544365642
So you can't even admit that you wouldn't want a creeper to blow up in your chest room?
Anonymous No.544366550 [Report] >>544366970
>>544366384
Yes, I don't want mobs into my chest room just like I also don't want niggers into my house.

Your inability to build proper buildings is a skill issue.
Anonymous No.544366970 [Report] >>544367147 >>544872607
>>544366550
Are you saying you would leave niggers in the code? So that avoiding them would be a skill issue?
Anonymous No.544367147 [Report] >>544367317 >>544370928
>>544366970
Are you saying you will remove all doors and windows from your house? So that niggers can simply walk in?
Anonymous No.544367317 [Report] >>544367575 >>544872607
>>544367147
You're the one arguing for wanting them in the game in the first place sweetie
Anonymous No.544367575 [Report]
>>544367317
They're inconsequential unless you're a retard that can't mob-proof his builds.

There's no point to advocate for removing features to make the game easier when you can just play peaceful or creative.
Anonymous No.544368809 [Report]
>>544365795
I seldom let creepers blow up, but on the family server, children keep exploding them and they leave the holes.
I enjoy turning them into small ponds, sometimes with a tree, or some crops, sometimes I just plant a tree at the bottom. Simple things like that.
Anonymous No.544369872 [Report]
>>544357357
I'm not the other anon you were talking to. It's just that your argument is so retarded it was inevitable that multiple people would tear it apart immediately
Anonymous No.544370928 [Report] >>544371919
>>544367147
I actually removed all the doors to my house so niggers can walk in and assrape me any time. My hope is to eventually get Aids usingn this method
Anonymous No.544371919 [Report]
>>544370928
so you're saying it's common knowledge that letting niggers in will lead to getting aids, and the only people that don't take precautions are those who want to get aids
Anonymous No.544374824 [Report]
>>544310949
looks amazing
>>544343026
I disagree
have you ever tried servers with that McMMO plugin?
Anonymous No.544380812 [Report] >>544386991
>>544310949
we really do need a white block that's less busy than diorite but also less clean than concrete, polished is a detail block not a filler and white concrete doesn't have any depth additions like stairs, slabs and walls
Anonymous No.544386991 [Report] >>544388357
>>544380812
Anonymous No.544388357 [Report]
>>544386991
a white stone block smart ass, you can't make walls, stairs or slabs with stripped pale wood blocks
Anonymous No.544389035 [Report]
>>544335457
Don't forget dark-forest grass. I love that rich dark green, it goes great with a sort of old-mansion feel, complete with wood paneling, fireplaces and secret rooms
Anonymous No.544389210 [Report]
>>544334004
As long as you space them out enough, that'd work. You can put the portals just a few blocks apart in the nether; all that matters is distance from the overworld portals you want them linking to
Anonymous No.544393575 [Report] >>544394541 >>544397840
>>544339491
The problem with Minecraft's gameplay is that it doesn't integrate its various elements well enough. In Terraria, you have to build homes to house the NPCs in order to get access to their services. Minecraft doesn't have anything like that. Despite being a game about building, there's no actual reason to build - you could just as well keep a crafting table and furnace in your inventory and beat the game without ever putting down a single chest. This is why a number of people think of Minecraft as a linear game with a clear goal; that's essentially how it presents itself. I think Mojang should split the crafting table functionality into multiple blocks (e.g. a woodcutter, a smithing station, maybe a botanist's table for plant-related recipes) to encourage players to build a house, and implement similar functionality for other elements. Say you needed to make a trading stand in order to lure in wandering traders. Not only would that encourage building, but it would also allow players to choose not to engage with traders if they so choose. That's how you improve the gameplay; by shifting its focus onto what the game is actually about
Anonymous No.544394541 [Report] >>544399849 >>544399969
>>544393575
>What is making a trading hall
Anonymous No.544397840 [Report] >>544399969
>>544393575
>Minecraft doesn't have anything like that
That’s literally what villager job sites are. Sure, you could just stick them in a whole with their job site forever and that would work perfectly fine, but you’re the one choosing to do that. Same thing in terraria, you could either build an extravagant themed house for an npc or a prison cell and both are equally valid
Anonymous No.544398948 [Report]
>>544358543
standard punishment for a crime is a complete slap on the wrist, if its your first or even second or third time you can usually get away with a signature bond and 8 months of probation or some other lowball punishment. not having a record will let you walk away within a weekend unless you fucked up and killed someone or something, that's part of why you see people shoplift so much. it's basically free if you stay under $300, even if you're caught. niggers know this arcane knowledge (that cops can't actually hold everyone who shoplifts or fights because all the prisons would be full) and call this bluff by repeatedly committing lowball crimes

it's only when you commit felonies and/or end up in federal prison that you get to experience big boy punishment with big boy criminals. that's not to say you can't suffer elsewhere (my cousin got bullied in county and his flip flops stolen, lol) but you're probably not going to have reason to fear for your life unless you make yourself a target by running your mouth or having your paperwork show that you beat a woman/molested a child or something... then you're sucking dick and paying for everybody's snacks or getting killed. other prisoners routinely make you give up your paperwork so they can see what you're in for, better hope it's something cool or boring instead of something that pisses them off (if you refuse they just assume you're a child molester). pirating minecraft would just make them laugh

all that to say, getting prosecuted for pirating content here doesn't really happen at all unless you host a website or otherwise make yourself stand out. on an individual level, at most your ISP will bitch at you with letters full of threats. they shut off my internet once and I had to argue with them over the phone and got turned back on, but that was me being too lazy to use a VPN, it's a non-issue if you aren't lazy or stupid. no charges or court date, it's just to scare normies out of trying it and it works
Anonymous No.544399849 [Report] >>544411754
>>544394541
a chore
Anonymous No.544399969 [Report] >>544402121 >>544411048 >>544411754
>>544394541
>>544397840
And how many people actually do that, vs. those who only trade with villagers they find in villages? Most players don't make giant farms or try to optimize the game. A lot don't even make it to the end. Also, making a trading hall - or trading at all - is very much an optional activity. It doesn't solve the main issue I highlighted any more than making a storage system would. My problem isn't that the game doesn't allow you to build, but that it doesn't reinforce building as part of the progression
Anonymous No.544402121 [Report]
>>544399969
I had an idea when it comes to villagers: what if you add a few additional wants/needs for each profession? A fisherman might only need a barrel to work, but you'll get lower prices if you also provide a 3x3 area of water for him to fish in. Perhaps the smiths would also want an anvil and a cauldron nearby. A librarian might want a few bookshelves, a cleric might also want a caldron, and so on. It wouldn't be mandatory, but it could serve as a more interesting way of lowering the prices than zombifying and curing a villager - and the two methods could even work in tandem. That's another way of encouraging players to build, and would disincentivize the commie-block effect
Anonymous No.544405940 [Report]
if and/or when you start a new world do you use chunkbase to look for a good spawn or just dive in and work with what you've got?
Anonymous No.544407918 [Report] >>544409398 >>544409538 >>544412485 >>544419859 >>544419862 >>544436675 >>545010592
WE GOT HUSK CAMELS AND HUSK SKELETONS (PARCHED) NOW
Anonymous No.544407947 [Report] >>544408130 >>544626797
Waow, another two worthless mob variants bloating this game.
Anonymous No.544408101 [Report]
parched also inflict weakness
Anonymous No.544408130 [Report] >>544411331
>>544407947
Fuck you they look cool
Anonymous No.544409145 [Report]
Oh yeah, horses swim too.
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/more-mobs-from-mounts-of-mayhem
Anonymous No.544409207 [Report]
The fixed item stitching, finally.
Anonymous No.544409398 [Report] >>544411602 >>544412485 >>544414538 >>544419265 >>544419862
>>544407918
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-snapshot-25w44a
Anonymous No.544409538 [Report]
>>544407918
>mojang actually taking advantage of a feature they introduced
I'm confused.
Anonymous No.544411048 [Report] >>544414727
>>544399969
>Most players don't make giant farms or try to optimize the game.
Skill issue.
>A lot don't even make it to the end. Also, making a trading hall - or trading at all - is very much an optional activity.
Skill issue and Skill issue
Don't dumb your game down to the plebs are barely even playing it.
Anonymous No.544411331 [Report] >>544419485 >>544437226
>>544408130
Fuck you, every update is worthless now.
>update bats and pots (LMAO)
>update wolves, a feature literally nobody uses
>add bundles to solve an inventory problem that doesn't fucking exist
>add pale garden (OMG 100 DAYS HARDCORE IN LE PALE GARDEN!!!???)
>add a bunch of ugly plants that rape your eyes and skin variants for animals that do nothing
>add le hecking chungus ghast
>add coper goyim that does nothing
>add le epic spears that change nothing and more hecking chunguses
Anonymous No.544411602 [Report]
>>544409398
>Bats no longer spawn more frequently and in higher light levels between October 20 and November 3
Bat bros... It's over.
Anonymous No.544411754 [Report]
>>544399849
Nice deflection.
>>544399969
Literally doesn't matter how many people do it.
If you want your villagers to all be in a convenient location to trade with them while at the same time making sure that zombies or lightning don't kill them, you'll need to make a trading hall or house to keep them in. What you're describing is fundamentally no different from Terraria.
Anonymous No.544412485 [Report]
>>544409398
>>544407918
>Favorite food is Rabbit Foot
this is silly but i like it
also mummified camels look sick, the cool kind of sick but also unwell i guess. actually excited about deserts becoming even harder to survive in, skeletons that don't die in sunlight but also shoot arrows of weakness? sign me the fuck up
Anonymous No.544414538 [Report]
>>544409398
They're really doing a lot of work behind the scenes these days. Nice to see, even if every update breaks several mods
Anonymous No.544414727 [Report]
>>544411048
>Don't dumb your game down
How is adding more steps to progression dumbing the game down? Wouldn't it be the exact opposite?
Anonymous No.544419265 [Report]
>>544409398
>Horses, Mules, Donkeys, and Camels no longer sink in water while ridden by a player
We're slowly winning, now remove ravines and make trees 2-3 blocks taller in forest biomes
Anonymous No.544419485 [Report]
>>544411331
>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT UPDATE OLD FEATURES TO GIVE PEOPLE A NEW REASON YO USE THEM YOU HAVE TO POWERCREEP EVERYTHING WITH NEW FEATURES
why are zoomzooms like this?
Anonymous No.544419576 [Report]
spears should have looked like this not what they currently look like
Anonymous No.544419859 [Report]
>>544407918
Cool
Anonymous No.544419862 [Report] >>544420260 >>544626797
>>544407918
>>544409398
>dude just add a variant of an existing mob
how many patches in a row has this been now?
Anonymous No.544420260 [Report] >>544423303 >>544423923
>>544419862
>we need new mobs
>NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT STOP IT I NEED A GIANT OGRE THAT GIVES ME THE NAUSEA EFFECT BECAUSE OF HOW STINKY IT IS AND IF YOU DIE TO IT YOU RESPAWN IN HIS DUNGEON CHAINED UP IN THE MIDDLE OF BEING REPEATEDLY RAPED BY HIM AND HIS CLAN WITH THE NEW PREGNANT STATUS EFFECT
Anonymous No.544420381 [Report] >>544422963
>Can kill sandniggers in minecraft now
Based, desert bases just got a lot more interesting
Anonymous No.544420729 [Report]
>lunge 3 uses 3 hunger pts and 1 durability instead of 6 hunger pts
the spear is a genuinely useful movement tool now
Anonymous No.544420732 [Report]
>defending nujank
Anonymous No.544421381 [Report]
>he's still here after decades of updates crying about newer versions of the game
you can just go to /vm/ and play on the old beta servers people host there, they even have threads that you can post something positive about the old versions of the game instead of eternally being mad and subjecting us to your unwanted anger
Anonymous No.544421585 [Report]
>leave the multitrillion dollar corporation alone!
Anonymous No.544422963 [Report]
>>544420381
Nice to see the white race finally included the Jews
Anonymous No.544423303 [Report]
>>544420260
Uh, no?
Anonymous No.544423819 [Report]
NOOOOO NOT ZOMBIE CAMELS THEY NEED A NEW BODD THAT DROPS RED DIAMONDS WHICH ARE EVEN BETTER THAN NETHERITE WHICH IS SUPER STRONG BUT JUST STRONG ENOUGH TO BEAT THE NEXT BOSS WHICH DROPS YELLOW DIAMONDS WHICH IS STRONGER THAN RED BUT JUDT DTRONG ENOUGH TO BEAT THE NEXT BOSS WHICH DROPS (ect.)
Terraria style progression is hyper obnoxious. It’s not as popular as minecraft for a reason. If you want a more detailed progression system for gathering materials, then play vintage story. You want it to be a fundamentally different game to what it is now.

Progression in minecraft is completely independent to your gear material, btw. It’s the resources you have saved up in your storage chests + the blocks that you’ve placed/moved that’s the actual measure of progression in the world.
Anonymous No.544423923 [Report] >>544425006 >>544430509
>>544420260
how about adding some of the rejected mob votes, huh???
Anonymous No.544424075 [Report]
sure stinks of curry in this thread
Anonymous No.544424195 [Report] >>544425573 >>544426035
Minecraft should remove dungeons, trial chambers, strongholds, bastions, nether fortresses, etc. It's not a combat focused game, why do these exist?
Anonymous No.544425006 [Report]
>>544423923
Saar do not redeem the mob vote saar
Anonymous No.544425519 [Report]
>Ranged Enemy that doesn't despawn during the day
Thanks I hate it!
Anonymous No.544425573 [Report]
>>544424195
so true! you shouldn't be able to attack animals like sheep and pigs this isn't friendly. but what will they drop? if you befriend them they'll give you meat. how does that make any sense? minecraft only does realism when it's in their interests when defending lazy endangered species mobs!
Anonymous No.544426035 [Report]
>>544424195
It’s a combat focused game? They should remove breaking and placing blocks since that’s not the focus.
Anonymous No.544430509 [Report]
>>544423923
To be fair, selecting the camel and pressing ctrl+c/v is a lot easier than making something new from scratch
Anonymous No.544431461 [Report] >>544431565 >>544432303 >>544432337 >>544433147 >>544434029
>undead horse
>undead camel
It's a trend. Anything that can be ridden gets an undead variant. Undead pigs, chickens, ravagers, striders, spiders, and ghasts.
Anonymous No.544431565 [Report] >>544433356
>>544431461
chicken jockey and all the mob votes being the cutest and most useless one really broke their brains
Anonymous No.544432303 [Report]
>>544431461
>trend
Zombie horse was a thing for a over a decade in creative, they never implemented until now for some reason
Anonymous No.544432337 [Report] >>544626797
>>544431461
can't wait till they add ghost/end/shulk variants of mobs!
Anonymous No.544433147 [Report]
>>544431461
How do make an undead of an already dead thing?
Anonymous No.544433356 [Report]
>>544431565
>cute
They just added a mummy skeleton and a dry camel corpse with a huge hole exposing its ribcage. It's probably the goriest mob since the zoglin.
Anonymous No.544434029 [Report]
>>544431461
>undead Jenny
Anonymous No.544436675 [Report]
>>544407918
>literal fucking reskins presented as if they were brand new mobs
Just how low can they keep falling, surely there has to be a dead bottom somewhere
Anonymous No.544437226 [Report]
>>544411331
>inventory problem that doesn't fucking exist
>pale garden bad because it just is okay
>spears that change nothing
Strangle yourself subhuman filth, you are even worse than nujank apologizers
Anonymous No.544437564 [Report]
the camel husk was added because horses don't spawn in the desert, a biome that's supposed to be the most difficult to live in without relying on other biomes. not having a speared mount that can also shoot arrows of weakness at you that also doesn't die in sunlight is perfect. i just hope the camel husks can use their special dash ability combined with the zombies holding the spear in thrust mode to see people complain about getting 1 shot by them
Anonymous No.544441905 [Report]
This is why I’m not a fan of Minecraft for the most part. It’s lovely to build whatever you want but honestly what’s the point? My imagination is vivid enough that I can conjure whatever I want to see in an instant, and Minecraft really offers nothing better than that in exchange for tedious resource grinding and a complete lack of building mechanics or content.
There is no functional purpose for a base. Neither are there sufficient things to build up an emotionally resonant atmosphere.
Minecraft was great when I was a kid. But as an adult it’s no wonder people are bored with it.
Anonymous No.544442310 [Report] >>544448368
>>544353964
>>544349139
>>544348064
>>544349117
So you pushed back on something that would objectively make the game better, because... it would take a lot of effort to do? No shit sherlock, why is that a problem exactly?
You'd still be able to do whatever you want. Creative mode wouldn't suddenly be removed from the game just because a proper progression system was implemented with content holding actual substance being added alongside it. Survival players would have more than a significant amount of extrinsic content to keep them motivated and coming back to a world, spending far more time invested in the side content as a break from the progression, and creative players could continue to experience the game as an open sandbox to do whatever they want with.
Anonymous No.544448368 [Report]
>>544442310
I always thought an optional terraria-style progression with additional content after the end changing the world would be awesome... like you always build up by naturally progressing, then suddenly after killing the dragon you've got big boy stuff to contend with like naturally charged creepers or zombie raids on your base. Biome changes were kind of cancer so I'd stay away from that.

Perhaps the spike in difficulty would be too much for the babies that play this game but I think it'd be cool dropping into a post-end world as a newbie and you've got overwhelming enemies (and maybe newly spawned veins of ore) around, servers could easily have post/pre-end listed or filtered so you know where it's at. Players could simply choose not to alter their world either, make the change separate from killing the dragon if you have to
Anonymous No.544451186 [Report] >>544825504
>>544310949
Finally got it realised, atleast conceptually, I think I've fried my brain building this much over the past few days though. still got the roof area and interior to do, might change the central towers still.
(This is for survival btw, its going to be on 2 hills with a valley between)
Anonymous No.544451571 [Report]
>update comes out
>update phone, works immediately
>cant update pc realm at all
>uninstall reinstall
>store says no updates
>launcher says no updates
fucking christ i hate windows. how shitty do you have to be to immediately break all platforms by launching a single hotfix
Anonymous No.544452803 [Report] >>544459882
>try to play my realm
>told to update my game
>theres no updates available
Anonymous No.544455559 [Report] >>544457623
mojang should just scrap the game and remake it into a sandbox battle royale with cartoon-faced anthro girl skins with dumptruck asses
Anonymous No.544457623 [Report]
>>544455559
It’s a shame that players on here will give you push back on this objective improvement to the game…
Anonymous No.544459882 [Report]
>>544452803
>bugrock
You did this to yourself.
Anonymous No.544462148 [Report] >>544463180
my icebergs are turning to stone
Anonymous No.544463180 [Report] >>544464980
>>544462148
And you said climate change wasn't real
Anonymous No.544464980 [Report]
>>544463180
how was i supposed to know destroying my mesa would have negative effects on my icebergs
Anonymous No.544465053 [Report] >>544465346 >>544500789 >>544509259
Anonymous No.544465346 [Report] >>544466720
>>544465053
Player heads?
Anonymous No.544466720 [Report]
>>544465346
Yes.
Anonymous No.544471474 [Report] >>544472257 >>544475754 >>544479408 >>544493831 >>544508342
>Ranged enemy which imbues target with Weakness
Villager curing just been unlocked without going to the Nether
Anonymous No.544472257 [Report] >>544475209
>>544471474
You could already do that with witches.
Anonymous No.544475209 [Report]
>>544472257
This could potentially be more reliable than witches because witches sometimes throw poison potions instead, depending on how far or close the player is.
Anonymous No.544475754 [Report]
>>544471474
The AoE from witches is still probably better, but I'm interested to see the curing station setups.
Anonymous No.544479408 [Report]
>>544471474
igloos, bitch
Anonymous No.544484864 [Report] >>544509353
>set up nether portal
>secure it because I'm afraid monsters will follow me back through or pillagers will use it to raid or something
>it never happens but I leave the doors anyways
>days later I hear snorting right after culling animals and go in circles for five minutes trying to figure out where the stray cow is
>zombie pigman tried to sneak attack
paranoia forever vindicated
Anonymous No.544493214 [Report] >>544501908
CHICKEN JOCKEY
Anonymous No.544493831 [Report] >>544506165
>>544471474
Can't you do that with just a fermented spider eye?
Anonymous No.544495186 [Report]
FLINT N STEEL
Anonymous No.544500789 [Report]
>>544465053
that looks really good
Anonymous No.544501380 [Report]
first we mine
then we craft
Anonymous No.544501908 [Report] >>544517639 >>544540343
>>544493214
I still don't understand this meme
Anonymous No.544506165 [Report]
>>544493831
You need blaze powder to run the brewing stand
Anonymous No.544508342 [Report] >>544508468
>>544471474
While you could also do this with witches it was very unreliable due to poison potions, harming potions and potions of slowness. I already have a music disc farm hooked up to a small creeper farm, now we can just make a small villager breeder with forced zombification and a parched to replace the original skelly
Anonymous No.544508468 [Report] >>544508978 >>544509867
>>544508342
You'd have to build an entirely new system on top of that one to have it so you can wheel the zombies from the tnt pit up to get shot and away to be cured.
Anonymous No.544508978 [Report]
>>544508468
A tnt pit? I'm talking about a simple music disc farm, not one of those super autistic ones that makes 50 discs at once. 1 disc at a time. I'm not playing on a server so don't need that many, it's just a box with a skeleton, trapdoor and a hole for creepers to fall into and get shot at. Wheeling the zombies out would be easy too, you have that on villager breeders. A dispenser and a button with some rails and glass, takes about 15 seconds to set up
Anonymous No.544509259 [Report]
>>544465053
I really wonder if those mini blocks should just become a vanilla feature, or if it would add too much detail
Anonymous No.544509353 [Report]
>>544484864
If there's any gamerule I'd like to use, it's one that disables piglins from spawning in nether portals. Thank God for mods
Anonymous No.544509867 [Report] >>544509951 >>544509968
>>544508468
you'd have to BUILD stuff in minecraft??!!! NOOO MOJANG HELP ME!! people are trying to get me to play the game the way it was originally intended!!
Anonymous No.544509951 [Report] >>544517781 >>544611279
>>544509867
it's called minecraft, not craftbuild sweaty
Anonymous No.544509968 [Report] >>544511147
>>544509867
I don't think drowned tnt hyper-zombifier machines were ever intended.
Anonymous No.544511147 [Report]
>>544509968
The cool thing about minecraft is that these things can be made with the relatively simple building blocks the game provides. The profession trannies will never understand such concepts as emergent complexity.
Anonymous No.544512049 [Report]
The parched better not lead them down the path of making a unique version of drowned that spawn in swamp biomes and bite you inflicting poison. Keep swamp waters comfy or I'll riot
Anonymous No.544512347 [Report]
Redstone should be removed from the game because it’s laggy as fuck.
Anonymous No.544512702 [Report] >>544515382
i just wanted to test the past few snapshots, i guess i'm saving this seed for a future play through i fucking love terrain generation like this it reminds me of old minecraft
Anonymous No.544514093 [Report] >>544527768 >>544530245
The market plaza is progressing.
Anonymous No.544515075 [Report]
>>544073662
>>544074951
Personally I like the trapdoors, for me it gives the illusion of a carved keystone brick or something
Anonymous No.544515183 [Report] >>544523575 >>544536315
>>544093501
The harness is fine but why the goggles? It's not like the Nether is dark; it's full of lava.. so it's not as if ghasts are sensitive to glare.
Anonymous No.544515326 [Report] >>544518506
>>544134278
Anonymous No.544515382 [Report]
>>544512702
I wish they'd kept the old stuff in as a rare biome or something
Anonymous No.544516773 [Report]
20+ ship wreck chests, 20+ buried treasure chests, 20+ ocean ruin chests, this is what I have to show for it in terms of nautilus armor. 1.1% for diamond in any given chest, why is mojang obsessed with these JRPG rates and making online play as abysmal as possible? Servers aren't that big to accommodate this many searches especially with each individual player without having to use mods/datapacks that allow everyone have their own unique loot. At least add a chest to ocean monuments that has a 50% chance of diamond nautilus armor or have the elder guardians drop it. Fuck this "0.001% drop rate!!" retardation games love doing, I just want netherite armor for my zombie nautilus
Anonymous No.544517639 [Report] >>544521930 >>544540343
>>544501908
People (zoomers, really) went crazy for that scene in the movie. Why? Social-media brain rot
Anonymous No.544517781 [Report]
>>544509951
It should have been called Minecraftbuild, to be fair. It would be far more accurate
Anonymous No.544518506 [Report] >>544556603
>>544515326
That's how it should be
Anonymous No.544521796 [Report]
ok now give us baby zombie horses, baby zombie nautilus and baby husk camels
Anonymous No.544521930 [Report] >>544529932 >>544540343
>>544517639
Yeah I've seen those but I thought the meme predates the movie? Like the way that phrase was delivered in the movie, you'd think it was an intentional reaction bait
Anonymous No.544523142 [Report]
So what is their excuse for STILL not having vertical slabs in 2025 AD? For still not having a consistent stairs-slabs-fence set for every block that should have them? For golden tools still having no purpose?
Anonymous No.544523575 [Report]
>>544515183
Uhhh anon your ultraviolet light protection?
Anonymous No.544523814 [Report] >>544528931
strange that even though wither skellys and the new parched are immune to burning in sunlight they still avoid going in it
Anonymous No.544527768 [Report]
>>544514093
I guess you went with a white floor to hide the semen stains from all the gay orgies? Smart move
Anonymous No.544528931 [Report]
>>544523814
We need a frozen slower variant of zombie that hits twice as hard and has double the health while taking 4x burning/fire damage
Anonymous No.544529932 [Report] >>544533739 >>544540343
>>544521930
No, it literally became a meme because of how it was presented in the movie. I think people just decided to go with how stupid it was, and they've likely all forgotten everything about the movie since - despite watching it 3 times at release for the sake of making TikTik videos. It'll be interesting to see what happens with the second movie, if it will get the same reception or if it will flop completely because no-one actually cared in the first place
Anonymous No.544530245 [Report] >>544568401
>>544514093
hey anon, here's my marketplace if you wanna have an inspiration or something like that
Anonymous No.544533739 [Report]
>>544529932
Mass culture is even more retarded than I thought huh
Anonymous No.544535086 [Report] >>544536209
>not allowed to enchant an enchanted item with additional perks over time, it HAS to be in bulk with books and with all the priority/efficiency autism that comes with it or it'll take 5x as long
>oh, did you add too much in bulk and go over our arbitrary and unstated hard cap? enchantment too expensive to add to any item forever and XP deleted, no refunds :)
I'm enabling lan and giving myself enchantments this is fucking retarded
Anonymous No.544536209 [Report]
>>544535086
It's, thankfully, not that difficult if you know what to do. It's complete bullshit if you're a new player. Just combine 2 at a time until you're left with 2 books and your item, and make sure to check each direction when you combine books to get the cheapest one each time
Anonymous No.544536315 [Report]
>>544515183
The nether doesn't have any wind.
Anonymous No.544540330 [Report] >>544547434
microsoft servers went down and can't play now because I booted up the game and had one of those nasty nunigger skins with purple hair, it doesn't even load the skin tab so I can't change it to steve
imagine knowing this would come to pass in 2013
Anonymous No.544540343 [Report]
>>544517639
>>544501908
>>544521930
There is no meme. shittok is filled with tryhard retards trying to be the most wacky/zany (read: absolutely obnoxious assholes) they can be to get imaginary upboats from the other bots on it. It's a long-standing effect of the platform, another example is the trend of kids attacking random other people thinking they're a main character and can't be touched.
This one just happened to target the minecraft movie by going hogwild and shitting up the theater acting like that particular line meant anything.
Like >>544529932 said the overreaction itself has become the meme, before that it wasn't anything.
Anonymous No.544547434 [Report] >>544548761
>>544540330
spent all my free time at work designing a new build to put in my world only to get home and find out everything is down, i will never understand the reasoning for making offline games need an online launcher
>it's to verify you own the game!
if i didn't own the game i'd be using a 3rd party launcher like 100% of the people who don't own the game use so that they can play
on that note, they're able to play right now which only incentivizes people to pirate online-required single player games that are played offline so this doesn't happen
Anonymous No.544548761 [Report]
>>544547434
I own the game, and I still use a third-party launcher (MultiMC, specifically) because fuck using the Windows Store
Anonymous No.544549919 [Report] >>544550261 >>544550515 >>544550554 >>544551426 >>544584335
Polar bears are becoming tamable, the announcement will arrive mid November and you will use cod or salmon to tame them. A new snow zombie will also be announced, codenamed "frostbite" which will be riding a "frostbite polar bear" which is an undead version of the regular polar bears already found in game. The "frostbite" and "frostbite polar bear" will have natural damage reduction to all basic weapon damage but will move slower than normal
Anonymous No.544550261 [Report]
>>544549919
I would kneel irl. Next you'll be telling me that they've canned the nautilus in favor of rideable dolphins.
Anonymous No.544550515 [Report]
>>544549919
I'd believe it only because mojank is obsessed with making dangerous creatures not seem so dangerous just because they're endangered
Anonymous No.544550554 [Report]
>>544549919
>frostbite
I was thinking Shiver, personally
Anonymous No.544550850 [Report] >>544552373 >>544554443
>see random polar bear in game with her cub
>throw salmon at her face
>put a saddle on her back
>ride away into the sunset leaving her cub behind
Anonymous No.544551426 [Report]
>>544549919
this would be cool, but thats why it wont happen
Anonymous No.544551468 [Report]
ridable wardens when?
Anonymous No.544551582 [Report]
even if polar bears repelled creepers and hit like a truck and were rideable I would still ignore them out of spite
Anonymous No.544551634 [Report] >>544551982 >>544554601 >>544640117
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/removing-obfuscation-in-java-edition
Anonymous No.544551727 [Report] >>544552936
ridable enderwomen when?
Anonymous No.544551982 [Report] >>544554384 >>544554682
>>544551634
>we're doing this to make it easier for modders
>we understand this change will make it more challenging for people to mod the game
please tell me this is fake, there's no way they're that retarded to put both these lines in the same paragraph
Anonymous No.544552373 [Report]
>>544550850
>not choosing the oyakodon route
Anonymous No.544552936 [Report]
>>544551727
Right now
Anonymous No.544554384 [Report]
>>544551982
Any big change like this will be difficult to adjust to at the beginning, but it's better in the long term. Anyone who knows the slightest thing about modding userstands what those quotes you took out of context mean.
Anonymous No.544554443 [Report]
>>544550850
>player: can we get vertical slabs please? what about the combat update?
>jeb: mother ntr, take it or leave it
Anonymous No.544554601 [Report]
>>544551634
Huh. That's actually really nice. I have to wonder how migrating from the Loom mapping will work, but it should make it way easier to find what you're looking for and figure out how shit actually works
Anonymous No.544554682 [Report]
>>544551982
those lines aren't contradictory. removing obfuscation will make modding much easier in the long term because modders won't have to completely reverse engineer the game's code on every update in order to keep their mods working. in the short term, modding will be more difficult because modders will have to re-write all of their mods that have been designed to work with obfuscated code to work with the now unobfuscated code.
Anonymous No.544554879 [Report] >>544555947 >>544556710 >>544564048 >>544569905
Anonymous No.544555947 [Report] >>544557460
>>544554879
i cant tell if this looks bad or if the shaders make it look even worse
Anonymous No.544556603 [Report]
>>544518506
Fag
Anonymous No.544556710 [Report]
>>544554879
reading that hurts my eyes
Anonymous No.544557460 [Report] >>544564048
>>544555947
it looks bad, I just needed confirmation. ty anon
Anonymous No.544564048 [Report]
>>544554879
>>544557460
I think it looks nice.
Anonymous No.544565976 [Report] >>544570071 >>544572513
https://www.planetminecraft.com/texture-pack/creeper-woman-6145815/
Anonymous No.544568242 [Report] >>544571720
i cant wait till mojang finally get their shit together and release better minecart, it doesnt have to be faster than blue or packed ice, but at least please make it fucking faster than it is now, i got grand plans for my world that would use cool minecart infrastructure, but old minecarts are so fucking slow for that
Anonymous No.544568401 [Report]
>>544530245
Thanks, I'll keep it for when I'll eventually redo it.
For now the objective is simply to have the villager have a spot to gather to find them easily.
Not that I plan to use the villagers, but I'd like the village to be "alive". All the stalls are just the default village stalls shape with a job block slapped in the middle.
Anonymous No.544568754 [Report] >>544569030 >>544569189 >>544571394 >>544577704
Recently Mojang Studios IP Enforcement Team had contacted via e-mail to the admins of MinecraftOnline.com, a 15 year old server. (Oldest Server with a Continually Running World) to remove their free speech rule or be blacklisted from authentication.
Here is the admins message from their Discord Server.
Anonymous No.544569030 [Report]
>>544568754
Your friendly reminder (as if you needed one) that no matter how much you hate microsoft, you don't hate it enough
Anonymous No.544569189 [Report]
>>544568754
Anonymous No.544569905 [Report]
>>544554879
I like the hotel-ad collage you've got going on
Anonymous No.544570071 [Report]
>>544565976
What's with the big... tuff of hair? free-floating tail? hovering puke?
Anonymous No.544571394 [Report] >>544573102 >>544573864 >>544575060 >>544578378 >>544608258 >>544648080 >>544654001
>>544568754
>MinecraftOnline is proud of its absolute free speech rule. It is not possible to get banned for:
>Anything you say, aside from spamming. This includes:
>Swearing
>Personal attacks
>Racial or cultural insults
>Asking to be banned

>Killing other players in PVP (as long as it does not degenerate into bullying).

>PvP and looting are perfectly acceptable on MinecraftOnline, and are part of the survival nature of the server.
>That being said, if your intended actions are likely to spoil the game experience of another player, you should consider whether you want to go through with those actions.
>For instance, if someone is in the middle of a delicate build, it may be a pretty bad time to attack them.
Can someone unironically explain how personal verbal assaults or derailing the server with political sperging isn't the same or even worse than ""griefing"" by stealing from an unattended chest?

This server looks like yet another autistic online sandbox where the guy running it keeps his troupe of tranny staff safe from perceived harassment while the masses shred each other unattended. If I'm wrong tell me but that's what it looks like, and honestly I don't think anyone is going to have the bandwidth to put on the pressure to save them - they've presumably alienated themselves from both official dentheads expecting a hugbox, who will call them nazis, and griefers/third worlders on pirated clients who think they're too strict or even banned them personally.
Anonymous No.544571720 [Report]
>>544568242
After I saw the shelf-based sign in the latest Etho video, I really wanted to build a train station. Imagine pressing a button to select destination and having the sign show the name of it. But I just can't justify if if I know I'll never use it because of how slow minecarts are
Anonymous No.544572513 [Report]
>>544565976
>tags
>r36
this angers me
Anonymous No.544573102 [Report] >>544573259
>>544571394
I've never played MinecraftOnline, but in their free speech article chest looting is specifically mentioned as allowed. I'm pretty sure that by griefing they only mean breaking other people's builds
Anonymous No.544573259 [Report]
>>544573102
Exactly that
Anonymous No.544573864 [Report] >>544574568 >>544613934
>>544571394
Trannies are allergic to free speech. They can only exist in a carefully curated environment. I have no idea how that server is run, but if people are actually free to shout the nigger-word it's not populated by leftists
Anonymous No.544574568 [Report] >>544578023 >>544600027
>>544573864
libertarian autists are the prime tranny catalyst, reddit is a prime example
that site went from having r/jailbait as a top board and being the apex of dudebro atheist fedora shit to banning people for upvoting memes because the meme itself was considered to have encouraged some sort of wrongthink
Anonymous No.544575060 [Report] >>544579924
>>544571394
>not possible to be banned for
>asking to be banned
Why would asking to be banned trip a rule about free speech? Wouldn't this be fulfilling a harm-reduction request, if the person requesting the ban had full knowledge of engaging in an unhealthy way with minecraft (or the server specifically), and asked to be banned as a step in helping that?
Anonymous No.544577704 [Report] >>544580294
>>544568754
i mean i guess this was inevitable with a name with "minecraftonline", but damn if that aint gay as shit
Anonymous No.544578023 [Report]
>>544574568
Yeah, and now you get banned for saying slurs on Reddit. That was my whole point
Anonymous No.544578378 [Report]
>>544571394
>If I'm wrong
you're not wrong
Riot is pretty hands off but the staff and the regulars are pozzed
its just like anywhere else, the trannies just happen to spend the most time indoors and online so they end up running the show
despite that, the server is still the best i've ever been a part of, Riot reserves final say on anything and thats the silver lining
Anonymous No.544579924 [Report]
>>544575060
get banned on your own fag, if you spam you can get yourself autobanned saving a full 20 seconds of the janny's time
Anonymous No.544580294 [Report]
>>544577704
Just has that name because it's one of the first servers made.
Anonymous No.544583082 [Report] >>544583414 >>544589686 >>544654710
>>544101058
He did fix it though. Originally creepers died when killed. It was changed so that it blows up when you don't kill it.
>>544219987
Automated as others said. You can't type bad words or cigarettes and nicotine on a sign.
Anonymous No.544583414 [Report] >>544584814
>>544583082
>You can't type bad words or cigarettes and nicotine on a sign
just paypig problems
Anonymous No.544583876 [Report] >>544599845
Anonymous No.544583965 [Report] >>544585160
>>544219987
Honestly deserved, no I'm not against him doing it but you and he should know better. The only reason he did it is because he's an edgelord and thinks it's funny. It's not funny, not because of what it represents but simply because it's just not funny at all. Neither is spamming nigger everywhere, say it as much as you want as it doesn't bother me and I think people should be allowed to say it but the point still stands. The only people that want to make swastikas or say nigger a lot are legitimately underaged, either physically or mentally

Of course Mojang are going to stealth report/ban him on a fucking realm, who do you think hosts the server?
Anonymous No.544584335 [Report]
>>544549919
I would always appreciate more mounts. I know people shit on the camel, but I like it for when I dont have access to horses. If I could play on a snow biome-exclusive world and get a polar bear mount, that would e good. But since it would be fun, Mojang wont add it.
Anonymous No.544584814 [Report] >>544695618
>>544583414
Exactly. Realms is the closest solution for hosting, but there are better options out there.
Anonymous No.544584979 [Report] >>544585218 >>544595180 >>544628108
Heh, the nigger word. Hehe, NIGGER! What a funny word.
Anonymous No.544585160 [Report]
>>544583965
thats literally gamer culture your disparaging, you fucking racist.
Anonymous No.544585218 [Report] >>544681894
>>544584979
sour grapes much
Anonymous No.544589686 [Report]
>>544583082
Read the tweet, he says "I tried to fix the creeper".
Anonymous No.544595180 [Report] >>544681894
>>544584979
this but unironically
Anonymous No.544596859 [Report]
I still think they should have boosted iron tools durability to 500 and put copper tools at 250. Having iron at 250 then diamond at 1561 is just crazy
Anonymous No.544599845 [Report]
>>544583876
Most well adjusted Frenchman.
Anonymous No.544600027 [Report]
>>544574568
Nah the libertarian to chud pipeline gets more traffic.
Anonymous No.544608258 [Report]
>>544571394
this, so much this
Anonymous No.544610275 [Report]
CAMEL JOCKEY!
(Yes, Mojang did add the chance for racial slurs to spawn in the form of a combination of 2 mobs)
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/camel_jockey
Anonymous No.544611279 [Report]
>>544509951
um sweaty what exactly are you mining and crafting for
Anonymous No.544613934 [Report] >>544647976
>>544573864
>but if people are actually free to shout the nigger-word it's not populated by leftists
Incorrect. Leftists of the pervert-type, trannies and faggots and their ilk, are more racist than any demographic.
Anonymous No.544617159 [Report] >>544626557
Anonymous No.544624961 [Report]
bump
Anonymous No.544626557 [Report]
>>544617159
Yeah, I do wake up thinking about the people who want me dead.
Anonymous No.544626797 [Report] >>544627056 >>544634885
>>544407947
>>544419862
>>544432337
you can guarantee this is happening next lol
Anonymous No.544627056 [Report] >>544630739
>>544626797
>zombie polar bear
Not happening, it’s an endangered animal.
Anonymous No.544628108 [Report] >>544628910 >>544681894
>>544584979
I say this
Anonymous No.544628910 [Report] >>544678763
>>544628108
You and every other white person in an empty house.
Anonymous No.544629142 [Report] >>544629305 >>544634978
>>544026879 (OP)
How do I remove the woke splash text from Bedrock?
Anonymous No.544629305 [Report]
>>544629142
>how do I eat feces without getting sick?
Anonymous No.544630739 [Report] >>544637636 >>544638190
>>544627056
so is the nautilus yet we're told to ride them around for fun
Anonymous No.544634885 [Report]
>>544626797
>no, you can't ride the polar bear because real-life bears are dangerous and we wouldn't want kids to try to ride them
>why yes, we are adding a zombie polar bear that you can ride because zombies are fictional and therefore safe
In all honesty, if it actually were to happen, they'd probably make the zombie polar bear an aggressive mob that only mobs can ride
Anonymous No.544634978 [Report]
>>544629142
Java has an option in the accessibility settings to disable the splash text. Maybe Bedrock does too?
Anonymous No.544637636 [Report] >>544638190
>>544630739
They didn’t even realize that nautiluses existed in real life.
Anonymous No.544638190 [Report] >>544643735 >>544714158
>>544630739
>>544637636
the back peddling on pufferfish was funny to witness, all they had to do was change it to cod or salmon or even tropical fish but nope
>nooo our nautilus aren't based on real world nautilus! in minecraft world logic they eat food that would normally kill this endangered species but it's safe here because they're not real and we made them up despite being exactly the same as real life nautilus!
Anonymous No.544640117 [Report] >>544641173 >>544641553
>>544551634
am I a schizo for thinking this is mojang moving one step closer to ending java development and making it open source while bedrock still gets official updates?
Anonymous No.544641173 [Report] >>544641290
>>544640117
it isn't some dinky little indie game with a steam workshop, there would be a horde of thousands looking to cut their teeth and farm community clout by 1:1 implementing new content the second it's hinted at, they already consistently did it by cucking mojang with mob votes
>pick (the cutest) one and maybe the rest will come back someday if we feel like it or can set aside the time from tending to our mental health!
and within two days multiple autists would have all of them working. in smaller communities you'd have them running patreon grifts but in this case there's too many teenagers putting this sort of stuff out because they're passionate about the game rather than trying to make a ~*livelihood*~
Anonymous No.544641290 [Report]
>>544641173
and then there's the newer biomes, mobs, equipment, mechanics all already backported to older versions golden age modautists insist on sticking to. nothing would change except microsoft being pissed mojang decided to let half the goycattle out of the pen for no reason
Anonymous No.544641553 [Report] >>544897038
>>544640117
They've said multiple times that they're not going to do that. Not that I trust anything from Microsoft, but I do think it would be a really bad move for them. Most of the big YTers are on Java, and they're not about to make the switch or they'd already have done so. Dropping Java would really only mean that modders would recreate the official updates, and that modding would become even more prevalent as the line between vanilla and modded gets blurred. Java works as PR for Bedrock, since most casuals play on console but still watch YT videos about the Java version
Anonymous No.544643735 [Report] >>544655878
>>544638190
There was no "back peddling". They discussed this choice in the office, they knew people would call it out. And it looks almost nothing like a real nautilus.
Anonymous No.544647847 [Report]
>>544026879 (OP)
Thoughts on the latest Troglodyte videos?
Anonymous No.544647976 [Report]
>>544613934
And that's a good thing
Anonymous No.544648080 [Report]
>>544571394
I still haven't ended up getting unbanned, everytime i went to the IRC nobody would be there and all the same useless neet virgins would be in the ingame chat blabbering.
Also if that gay nigger wulf is still there, tell him to neck himself
Anonymous No.544653027 [Report] >>544653471 >>544654414 >>544655051 >>544659209 >>544661858
Reminder that Minecraft Legends(TM) was so bad that we don't even get "What happened to Minecraft Legend?", "Why Minecraft Legend Failed!" youtube videos, because they are not financially viable as nobody would watch them.
Anonymous No.544653471 [Report]
>>544653027
skimmed the wikipedia page
could probably make a video about the 'hidden lore' of the pillagers but that's all I can think of from the game that anyone would care about
Anonymous No.544654001 [Report]
>>544571394
One thing is an ingame action affecting your game and how you play it, the other thing is a sentence in a chat.
Anonymous No.544654414 [Report] >>544654791
>>544653027
I'd like to know what were they thinking when they sat down and pitched it.
There's just nothing appealing about the idea at all, to any demographic I can think of.
Anonymous No.544654710 [Report]
>>544583082
>creepers died when killed
woah...
Anonymous No.544654791 [Report] >>544662272
>>544654414
Here's how it went down:
>Okay, so Minecraft Dungeons made a little bit of money, but it was also criticized for not being very much like Minecraft at all. What's a genre that involves building stuff?
>RTS?
And that's it
Anonymous No.544655051 [Report]
>>544653027
When you look it up on youtube, you get all those two years old videos from the week before the release, of youtubers doing paid shilling and saying it's good.

It's so funny from todays perspective.
Anonymous No.544655878 [Report]
>>544643735
It's exactly like what a nautilus in minecraft would look like, why would they call it a nautilus if it wasn't a nautilus? Parrots are called parrots and can't be fed cookies or they'll die. If mobs aren't indicative of their real life counter parts then why were they so hell bent on denying fireflies to be eaten by frogs? Surely frogs aren't really frogs in minecraft because to you they look nothing alike, right? So why the drama?
Anonymous No.544656797 [Report] >>544657725 >>544658630
>>544026879 (OP)
so now that I lost my mojang account I was thinking of buying a new one from M$ but my old uuid is still locked on my unrecoverable mojang account. do you have any idea of when M$ might free up old uuids?
Anonymous No.544657725 [Report] >>544657991
>>544656797
UUIDs are just identifier strings, what do you mean? You don't get to choose them, and they're not the same as your username
Anonymous No.544657991 [Report] >>544658630
>>544657725
I meant to say my old ign is still tied to my old unrecoverable account. I read they were planning to eventually free up old unrecoverable accounts
Anonymous No.544658630 [Report] >>544658863
>>544656797
>>544657991
are there that few legible/good usernames in 2025?
Anonymous No.544658863 [Report]
>>544658630
I am simply attached to my ign. It's been my nickname on forums and the likes since 2008
Anonymous No.544659209 [Report] >>544660846 >>544663126
>>544653027
what other spin offs do you think we’ll see in the future? surely microso-I mean mojang isn’t done with them
>minecraft but hero shooter
>minecraft but pokemon
>minecraft but coomer gacha
Anonymous No.544660846 [Report]
>>544659209
>>minecraft but pokemon
I thought minecraft earth was a GO clone
Anonymous No.544661858 [Report]
>>544653027
LULZ
Anonymous No.544662272 [Report] >>544672850
>>544654791
Yeah, but what convinced them to make a game in a dead genre that was never even good in the first place?
Anonymous No.544663126 [Report]
>>544659209
>>minecraft but coomer gacha
in 15 years when they are done scamming childrens parents, the former of whom will have grown up by then, own nothing and be happy... just in time for the VR minecoom gacha gambling dystopia
Anonymous No.544668303 [Report]
ded general
Anonymous No.544672850 [Report] >>544677019
>>544662272
Because the Minecraft devs like RTS, and Diablo. Apparently they also like card games, so maybe expect that.
Anonymous No.544675610 [Report] >>544676247
they should have let you put allays in a bottle like fairies in zelda so you can transport them easier having them work like a bucket
Anonymous No.544676247 [Report]
>>544675610
just copy paste the wolf logic for taming and breeding and teleporting it to the player every five seconds
also give them a passive chance to spawn in meadows
Anonymous No.544677019 [Report]
>>544672850
>Apparently they also like card games, so maybe expect that.
Someone doesn't know their history
Anonymous No.544678763 [Report]
>>544628910
tranny jew.
Anonymous No.544681087 [Report] >>544683916 >>544920368
I want Hytale to revive and be great for 1 simple reason.
I fucking HATE Minecraft combat with a fucking passion.
FUCK the jump spamming, FUCK the gapple chugging, FUCK the pearl spam, FUCK high prot enchantment gear, FUCK maces, FUCK the way shields are handled in this game.
Simon you fat fuck you better actually be getting the game back free me from this dogshit game
Anonymous No.544681894 [Report] >>544683638 >>544696146
>>544628108
>>544585218
>>544595180
Anon stop acting tough you know whenever a black person appears IRL you cower in submission.
Anonymous No.544683638 [Report] >>544684894
>>544681894
Quiet, nigger.
Anonymous No.544683916 [Report] >>544685113
>>544681087
It's more likely that the fletching table will have a use than hytale being revived.
Anonymous No.544684894 [Report] >>544691020
>>544683638
>doesn't deny it
Anonymous No.544685113 [Report] >>544689412
>>544683916
Simon has all but confirmed that he got the game back but is under NDA.
Free me from Minecraft Simon... Free me.
https://files.catbox.moe/7dvzk6.mp4
Anonymous No.544689412 [Report]
>>544685113
Why did you link to dolphin porn?
Anonymous No.544691020 [Report] >>544691928
>>544684894
so when's the last time you called a white person a "cracker" to their face?
Anonymous No.544691928 [Report] >>544732748
>>544691020
Why would I call anyone a slur? Don't drag me down to your level.
Anonymous No.544692263 [Report] >>544732748
Sword4000 is a ugly asshole.
Anonymous No.544692861 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tqS8VW0iiHo
Anonymous No.544695618 [Report] >>544696082
>>544584814
like what? and why aren't they in the OP?
Anonymous No.544696082 [Report]
>>544695618
Probably because this general isn't being sponsored by any of them, and which one is best is going to depend on your personal needs. Also, I found this after 1 entire second of searching the web: https://www.mamboserver.com/gaming-servers/best-minecraft-server-hosting/
Anonymous No.544696146 [Report] >>544697082
>>544681894
Projecting much, bibisi slut?
Anonymous No.544697082 [Report] >>544698916
>>544696146
I don't know what that is
Anonymous No.544697448 [Report] >>544697652 >>544698946
>>544026879 (OP)
did they change bedrock to a regular program instead of a retarded uwp app? everytime i launch bedrock it does the xbox app .exe splash screen instead of just instantly launching it like a uwp app
Anonymous No.544697652 [Report]
>>544697448
the answer is yes btw
Anonymous No.544698916 [Report]
>>544697082
what that what is ? what?
Anonymous No.544698946 [Report] >>544700001 >>544903890
>>544697448
They switched to Windows GDK
https://feedback.minecraft.net/hc/en-us/articles/40566672351885-Minecraft-1-21-120-Bedrock
>Minecraft now runs on the latest GDK (Game Development Kit)
>>This update aligns the game with the standard distribution model on Windows platforms
Anonymous No.544700001 [Report]
>>544698946
also this lets you alt tab without switching to windowed mode
Anonymous No.544702190 [Report] >>544711997
Good castle designs for survival? Preferably in version 1.15
Anonymous No.544710805 [Report]
Dead general
Anonymous No.544711997 [Report]
>>544702190
the only good castle design you'll find is the one you make yourself, look at how other people build theirs then work your own from the ground up
Anonymous No.544714158 [Report] >>544714543 >>544715472 >>544750107
>>544638190
>>nooo our nautilus aren't based on real world nautilus! in minecraft world logic they eat food that would normally kill this endangered species but it's safe here because they're not real and we made them up despite being exactly the same as real life nautilus!

fireflies died for nothing!
the cope bush doesn't make up for them. we didn't even get a bottle of fireflies to make a fantasy forest
Anonymous No.544714184 [Report]
How's Constantium? I'm looking for a vanilla server to join.
Anonymous No.544714543 [Report] >>544715472 >>544750107
>>544714158
It's actually kinda ironic

>Firefllies removed because muh irl frogs can't eat them
>proceed to make the frogs eat SLIMES
>They produce frogLIGHTS
>Nope wouldn't make sense for them to be eating the bug that makes a light to make the lights
Anonymous No.544715141 [Report] >>544720098 >>544724295 >>544752646
https://survey.alchemer.com/s3/8480198/Minecraft-Ranking-Survey-Fall-2025
Mojang released this survey today
>We're curious to know your thoughts on your favorite mobs, items, equipment and biomes in Minecraft! We'd love to continue making Minecraft the best possible game, so please let us know!
Anonymous No.544715472 [Report] >>544716145
>>544714158
>>544714543
Fireflies were cut because the Minecraft can't handle thousands of entities all flying around at once. The "muh poisons to frogs" was an excuse made up so that they wouldn't have to admit that their code is shit.
Anonymous No.544716145 [Report]
>>544715472
It didn't even need to be a mob, could've been particles like dragons breath is. Then it's still intractable with something like a bottle
Anonymous No.544720098 [Report] >>544728903
>>544715141
>For the next set of questions, we will be asking you which mobs you like the most. Please base your selections on how cool or cute you think the mob looks and not on how useful you think the mob is in terms of in-game mechanics.
mojang really be scrapping data to conjure up more cottage core cozy slop
Anonymous No.544724295 [Report] >>544728903
>>544715141
They left donkey off the passive mob list
Anonymous No.544728903 [Report] >>544731227
>>544720098
I figure it's for advertising.
>I look forward to Noor with her trusty pet axolotl proudly assembling her birch & pale wood home on a mushroom island before going on a wacky adventure in a Crimson Forest in the Nether with her brush.

I made a mistake which was answering as an adult rather than a adult-filling-the-form-for-my-child; they would certainly take that more seriously. Do not skim the instructions, there are traps.

>>544724295
Apparently it's somehow a neutral mob. Like spiders, drowned, and enderpeople.
Anonymous No.544731227 [Report]
>>544728903
Thats bullshit and I rage quit the survey
Anonymous No.544732748 [Report]
>>544691928
ok niggy
>>544692263
who the hell is that even?
Anonymous No.544749226 [Report] >>544749916 >>544754842
Anonymous No.544749916 [Report]
>>544749226
i did the same thing the people in this video got banned for
Anonymous No.544750107 [Report]
>>544714158
>>544714543
Fireflies died for the sake of Bedrock performance on phones
Anonymous No.544751021 [Report] >>544753086 >>544773359 >>544784471 >>544794057
finally expanded my haloween trohpies, last year i totally forgor, and i had only one skelly from 3 years or so, now im ammending this mistake
Anonymous No.544752646 [Report] >>544760421
>>544715141
Some of these questions are really dumb. I'd rather answer if I think the individual tools look good or not, than rank them against each other
Anonymous No.544753086 [Report]
>>544751021
Nice, I'm gonna get a wither skeleton
Anonymous No.544754842 [Report]
>>544749226
Oh suuure, when it's a guy it's "playing with balls" but when it's a girl it's "statutory rape". Nice gender equality you got there
Anonymous No.544759805 [Report] >>544761578
Did the cave update really do that big of a number on the devs? Maybe my memory is foggy but I swear there were lots of bits they had to delay or cut out, and you of course had the infamous firefly and birch forest incidents, the mob vote crap. It feels like things stabilized last year when they finally added bundles
Anonymous No.544760421 [Report]
>>544752646
That's a pretty critical spelling mistake
Anonymous No.544761578 [Report] >>544909662
>>544759805
It took them years to "finish" that update, so something clearly happened. It was during Covid, so that's likely part of it, but I also think they mismanaged it quite severely. Originally it was supposed to be one big update, but they split it twice. 1.17 and 1.18 contained the terrain gen stuff, and 1.19 contained the Deep Dark. But even 1.20 contained a new biome, which was likely scheduled for 1.17 since they kept talking about how they wanted to liven up the overworld. And, of course, the birch-forest rework was cut from 1.19 because they bit off more than they could chew. That whole debacle is why Mojang changed how they announce updates, since they couldn't handle the legitimate criticism about their communication
Anonymous No.544769106 [Report] >>544780759
Anonymous No.544773359 [Report]
>>544751021
>idolatry
Anonymous No.544780759 [Report] >>544811219
>>544769106
Anonymous No.544784471 [Report] >>544793142
>>544751021
wait a minute, are these halloween versions different? i thought they were just regular mobs with pumpkins on their heads
Anonymous No.544793142 [Report]
>>544784471
That's what they are, they just spawn naturally instead of the player having to dress them
Anonymous No.544794057 [Report]
>>544751021
>my 3 year old haloween trophy got blown by a creeper while in his downie containment chamber when i tried to light the cumjar up
fuck
Anonymous No.544796815 [Report] >>544801003
got another fine specimen, hard knocking mf but managed to get him into downie chamber
Anonymous No.544801003 [Report] >>544801187
>>544796815
do all hostile mobs get pumpkin heads?
Anonymous No.544801187 [Report] >>544802158
>>544801003
all zombie variants, villagers included ,skellies, piglins and zombie piglins too, they also come in lit pumpkin version too which from i read is more rare
Anonymous No.544802158 [Report]
>>544801187
i just found about 5 drowned wearing pumpkins, how silly
pumpkins on your head should make the player and mobs naturally float
Anonymous No.544811131 [Report] >>544824264
Anonymous No.544811219 [Report] >>544811870 >>544891431 >>544910016
>>544780759
>add enderwomen
>completely unique “taming” process involving a new system called affection
>use armor trims and other loot items to make different outfits for them
>limited time outfits and skins can be purchased or earned during official events and collabs
there you go jeb, I fixed your game
Anonymous No.544811870 [Report]
>>544811219
>2B enderwoman
a great need awakens within me
Anonymous No.544816754 [Report] >>544817672
>still can't log into the game
what the fuck why is it taking them so long to fix this?
Anonymous No.544817672 [Report]
>>544816754
If Microsoft wasn't filled with incompetent people, they wouldn't have given the PC market to Steam, let Halo die a slow death, or mismanaged the Xbox department to such an extent. Don't worry, though, they've got hundreds of indians working on it as we speak. Any week now
Anonymous No.544818393 [Report] >>544818927
jeb wears a wig
Anonymous No.544818927 [Report]
>>544818393
agnes you fucking bitch
Anonymous No.544824264 [Report]
>>544811131
Anonymous No.544825504 [Report] >>544829386 >>544949134
>>544451186
A mere 3 shulkers of diorite in, this is going to be slightly more diorite than I thought.
Anonymous No.544829386 [Report] >>544867019
>>544825504
in case you need it and/or you forgot you can make diorite in vanilla with cobble and quartz. i needed copious amounts myself one time and my bartering farm came in clutch
Anonymous No.544831943 [Report] >>544832631 >>544838005 >>544852280
whoever came up with a 5 minute despawn timer for your dropped items on death is a fucking sadistic retard. this is asinine.
Anonymous No.544832631 [Report] >>544838005
>>544831943
It's weird how they haven't increased it yet. I guess such a big change requires fitting into an update theme.
Anonymous No.544838005 [Report] >>544838698
>>544831943
>>544832631
not to sound like an ass but what's the problem with a 5 minute timer?
Anonymous No.544838698 [Report] >>544844939 >>544848593
>>544838005
Dying far away or deep underground, not knowing where you died, not finding your shit in time, and losing your enchanted diamond/netherite gear
Anonymous No.544844939 [Report] >>544845202
>>544838698
okay now this is gonna sound like i'm being an ass but i'm not, i feel like if you have fully enchanted diamond/netherite gear - the latter being actually painful if lost because getting new diamond gear is easy now thanks to villagers and excess diamonds everywhere - wouldn't you have a recovery compass by then? follow it across the surface, dig straight down once you get to that point? i don't disagree with an extended timer, 10 minutes sounds good enough, but the game has features now to help you when you die
Anonymous No.544845202 [Report]
>>544844939
I had one and someone on my server logged out with it, so now im going to get several more
Anonymous No.544848593 [Report] >>544850678 >>544867151
>>544838698
Doesn't the five minute timer only run when the chunk is loaded? I agree that it's too short, but it's not like it's instantaneous
Anonymous No.544850678 [Report]
>>544848593
Yes but you could be running around trying to find where you died in a big ass cave with a high simulation distance. In that situation it's really not enough time to find your stuff, especially if there's a bunch of mobs around and you now have no good armor or weapons. If you die on the surface, it's usually fine.
Anonymous No.544852280 [Report] >>544867129
>>544831943
You're right, keep inventory is the way to go. Just remove the only reason to be scared of dying.
Anonymous No.544854642 [Report] >>544875394
Just had my first Warden blowing me up through walls. Skill issue is on me for triggering him, but I have a question - how often does this happen for you if you're smart enough to dig in Deep Dark biome?
Anonymous No.544858998 [Report]
good night /mcg/, next snapshot will save the game for sure…
Anonymous No.544865159 [Report] >>544869490
CHICKEN JOCKEY
Anonymous No.544867019 [Report] >>544949134
>>544829386
Do you really get that much quartz from bartering? I felt like I was always disappointed by the amount, and now you get even less since they also give dried ghasts
Anonymous No.544867129 [Report]
>>544852280
There should be another game rule for keeping equipped items only, so death is still punishing without being punitive
Anonymous No.544867151 [Report] >>544870578
>>544848593
That's a bad thing, it encourages abusing the settings to turn down the simulation distance, not very immersive. Maybe having a forced simulation distance for iyems dropped on death.
Anonymous No.544869490 [Report]
>>544865159
It'd be cool if they gave the chicken jockeys spears.
Anonymous No.544870578 [Report] >>544870930
>>544867151
You could easily change it so that items keep track of when they were dropped instead of how long they've been on the ground, and increase the limit to like 15 minutes. That way it wouldn't matter if they're in loaded chunks or not, and it would simply be a matter of distance instead. The further away from safety you are, the less likely you'll make it back in time. Would encourage players to put down beds or even build little outposts if they're going to explore far away from their base
Anonymous No.544870930 [Report]
>>544870578
I hope they'll work on this in general someday. It's annoying to load up the furnaces, wander off and when you come back they arent done. It'd be nicer if they keep a timestamp and update its state when the chunk loads.
Anonymous No.544872607 [Report] >>544889195
>>544365039
>>544366384
>>544366970
>>544367317
kil urselve
Anonymous No.544875390 [Report] >>544875850
Why didnt the Enderman's texture got Jappafied?
Anonymous No.544875394 [Report] >>544912992
>>544854642
Very rarely for me, I'm extremely cautious and whenever I go to an ancient city I always take an anvil with me too and make sure I have enough experience on my first trip of course. That way I can apply swift sneak 3 to my legs asap and get around easier. The only times I trigger a warden is when a shrieker is hidden really well, once you've explored the layouts a few times you start to learn how most structures work so getting around is a lot easier. I also take shears with me to collect a crap ton of the grey wool blocks to block out sound from everything I do as much as possible

Even with rockets and an elytra I still try to be as careful as possible
Anonymous No.544875850 [Report] >>544879568
>>544875390
What's there to do to it? It's just black.
Anonymous No.544879568 [Report] >>544881826 >>544912218
>>544875850
Enderman Overhaul's regular enderman is a good example of a jappafied enderman.
Anonymous No.544881638 [Report] >>544890539 >>544921314
I know some of you really like having your island bases/homes so here's the seed of one map that has these two island areas near spawn that I think look really cool. I'm currently playing on one of them, I'm using the bottom smaller island of the top picture to set up on top of and I'll be building something much bigger on the larger island above

The seed is: 3415817405352757348
Anonymous No.544881826 [Report] >>544882468 >>544882701 >>544883558
>>544879568
>bottom right
uuohhhhhhh
Anonymous No.544882468 [Report] >>544882701
>>544881826
Do not the enderloli. She'll steal your dick and teleport away
Anonymous No.544882701 [Report]
>>544881826
>>544882468
iirc this is the only enderman variant that doesn't get hostile when you look at it, even when you hit it. you find them in meadow biomes so you could effectively name tag a whole lot of them and have them wander around your base without any risk
Anonymous No.544883558 [Report]
>>544881826
Kinda gross, but if you like the flower fields enderman, there's a classic mod that adds a civilization of dwarf endermen to the game that got updated to new versions of the game relatively recently, up to 1.21.4.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYuFoMD5g2E
Anonymous No.544884548 [Report] >>544884673 >>544885246
uuuuuuuuuuuu I can't find a slime chunk uuuuuuu
Anonymous No.544884673 [Report]
>>544884548
Chunkbase
Anonymous No.544885153 [Report]
>get copper golem and want to give it a name
>suddenly reminded of copper like robot from old movie i watched as a child
>return to oz
>robot is called tik-tok
god fucking damn it, could have literally been any other name
Anonymous No.544885246 [Report] >>544886523
>>544884548
use a cartographer to get either a trail chamber map or an explorer map to eventually find a swamp
Anonymous No.544886523 [Report] >>544888748
>>544885246
What do the arrows mean?
Anonymous No.544888748 [Report]
>>544886523
Cartographers in one biome will sell maps to certain other biomes with either villages or another structure. So if you start off in a plains village you can get a taiga village map, and there you can get a swamp map which leads to a witch hut. The arrows are which direction you can go, so you can go directly from desert to plains but not plains to desert
Anonymous No.544889195 [Report] >>544890359 >>544892091 >>544895109
>>544872607
So you want creepers to blow your chest room up
Anonymous No.544890359 [Report] >>544892091
>>544889195
So you want skeletons to shoot you off a cliff?
Anonymous No.544890539 [Report]
>>544881638
Looks good
Anonymous No.544891431 [Report]
>>544811219
yikes kys
Anonymous No.544892091 [Report]
>>544890359
>>544889195
Yes
Anonymous No.544895109 [Report]
>>544889195
Anonymous No.544897038 [Report] >>544897306
>>544641553
>Java works as PR for Bedrock
Wouldn't it be the other way around? Watching the superior version on youtube encourages people to switch to it instead?
Anonymous No.544897306 [Report] >>544911940
>>544897038
iphone and console kiddies that are the primary audience for hermitcraft and the like can't switch to java, they've got no pc.
Anonymous No.544903890 [Report] >>545010456
>>544698946
Is this a good thing or a bad thing? I'm on linux, would one of you corpoplebs kindly explain the difference between uwp and GDK?
Anonymous No.544904575 [Report] >>544906951
>piglins still hold spears
we're getting hog riders aren't we
Anonymous No.544905216 [Report] >>544912354
I've just switched to Windows 10 which has a new launcher, how do I remove saves from this bar here?
Anonymous No.544906951 [Report] >>544912354 >>544987136
>>544904575
There is another option.
Anonymous No.544909662 [Report] >>544909894
>>544761578
For a company with functionally infinite budget you'd think they'd be able to finish an update the size of an average tech mod but what I do know about AAA gamedev eh
Anonymous No.544909894 [Report]
>>544909662
Most of the devs are employed to work on the Bedrock Marketplace, tbf.
Anonymous No.544910016 [Report]
>>544811219
Why is it the enderman that gets sexualized and not, say, skeleton or villager
Anonymous No.544911940 [Report]
>>544897306
Fair enough. I keep forgetting that a PC is not considered mandatory for many normies
Still have ptsd from that one time I had to explain to a guy what a windows shortcut is
Anonymous No.544912218 [Report] >>544912703 >>544915896 >>544917507
>>544879568
I don't really get why someone would use this. Isn't the point of the endermen that they all teleported from the same place and teleport around constantly?
Anonymous No.544912354 [Report]
>>544905216
You uninstall that trash and use a good launcher instead
>>544906951
Looks cool as fuck, imagine this chariot floating around bombarding you with fireballs AND javelins at the same time
Anonymous No.544912703 [Report]
>>544912218
Adds some more variety and, for lack of a better word, "lore". I'm pretty sure all variants can spawn in the End.
Anonymous No.544912992 [Report] >>544921984
>>544875394
>"I'll bring my anvil so that I can apply Swift Sneak to my gear without the warden detecting me!"
>*CLANG*
>*disrobes*
>*clink-clink-clink*
>*enrobes*
>*anvil mining sounds*
>*plop*
>*getting vaporized by a Warden noises*
Anonymous No.544915896 [Report]
>>544912218
It's just the biome-specific mobs thing applied to the only one mob that shouldn't have it
Anonymous No.544917507 [Report]
>>544912218
I'm with you. I'd like some alternative skins for variety, but it should be minor stuff that almost goes unnoticed unless you look for it. Not entirely new biome-specific looks
Anonymous No.544918581 [Report]
phantoms are
Anonymous No.544920368 [Report] >>544923428
>>544681087
>Hytale is officially saved
THANK FUCKING GOD! FREE ME FROM THIS HELL!
Anonymous No.544921314 [Report]
>>544881638
I appreciate this, especially as I was going to reply with my old large biomes island seed, to find that the worldgen was probably modded, and I don't even know which mod.
I might have to do some seedhunting, anyway.
Anonymous No.544921984 [Report] >>544987297
>>544912992
>without the warden detecting me!
Yes, are you retarded and purposefully make noise around where the shriekers are instead of placing sound making blocks where there's no sculk? Why would you do something so stupid?
Anonymous No.544923428 [Report]
>>544920368
Good. The sooner this game comes out the sooner I can leave Minecraft hopefully forever.
https://files.catbox.moe/qpb92u.mp4
Anonymous No.544925364 [Report] >>544926985
Where can i learn about enderdragon behavior?
I know there are some magic places that change its path-finding when you place blocks there. I fought the dragon about twenty times now to find out where it goes and where i can build things. Then i doped water over the end towers, because i wanted them enderman proof, and suddenly the next fight the dragon went weird and descended far into the end island, something i would want to avoid.
Anonymous No.544926985 [Report]
>>544925364
You should check speedrunner's channels/forums/groomcords or wherever they inhabit. Speedrunners know this game better than devs do and IIRC they have some way to force the dragon to land in a specific place
Anonymous No.544936093 [Report] >>544936510
>mojang thought this was okay to include in promo for a game they heavily market to children
Anonymous No.544936510 [Report] >>544939446
>>544936093
>fox swishing his tail
Bro there are 9 year olds laughing at thug shaker videos now, this shit is not controversial
Anonymous No.544939446 [Report]
>>544936510
>>his
Anonymous No.544942316 [Report] >>544944054 >>544951705
Gotta be the weirdest enchanted book I ever found, the fuck would you do with this?
Anonymous No.544943746 [Report] >>544943926
Hol' up, why am I a nigger?
Anonymous No.544943926 [Report]
>>544943746
They added a bunch of nigger and w*men skins, the default is picked at random.
Anonymous No.544944054 [Report] >>544951705
>>544942316
Burn it. I always get my books from librarians, and it's far cleaner that way
Anonymous No.544949134 [Report] >>544959554
>>544825504
Good shout, I always forget the conversion recipes, and the diorite one isn't that bad and i'm down to my last few shulkers of diorite.
>>544867019
You just need to leave your computer on for week at a gold farm.
Anonymous No.544951705 [Report] >>545010960
>>544942316
Take your pick, like normal.
>>544944054
Or grindstone it and save the book?
Anonymous No.544959554 [Report] >>544960731
>>544949134
What is this blue line?
Anonymous No.544960731 [Report]
>>544959554
he has hit boxes turned on, it looks like the line of sight of something on the side of the hill. if i had to guess it's probably a random chicken egg as it tried to make its way up the mountain side as mobs love doing so much to get as high up as possible. could even be a bat hidden behind the dirt hanging upside down and looking around, i use hit boxes a lot when building myself to make sure i don't lose anything as i'm retarded and occasionally break shulkers but forget to pick them up
Anonymous No.544962952 [Report] >>544967850
I'm watching 2b2t videos and I gotta ask. Is that server a playground for academics and hackers? How are there so many really smart people playing on there and why do they put so much effort into exploiting it?
Anonymous No.544963202 [Report] >>544964124
/mcg/ what’s your preferred Minecraft skin editor?
And what’s an idiot proof technique to making said skin look serviceable?
Anonymous No.544964124 [Report] >>544964569 >>544968602
>>544963202
>/mcg/ what’s your preferred Minecraft skin editor?
I've never edited my skin. I just use one I found online.
>And what’s an idiot proof technique to making said skin look serviceable?
Start with a skin you find online, and make some changes to it.
Anonymous No.544964569 [Report] >>545005167
>>544964124
Thanks.
Is novaskin safe or filled with digital aids unless I use Adblock?
Anonymous No.544967850 [Report]
>>544962952
'tism
Anonymous No.544968602 [Report]
>>544964124
this is what i did with mine and i've been using it for almost a decade now, i took some skin someone else made and changed the colors at first then over time made small edits enough to the original skin that it no longer looks like the one i used from someone else
Anonymous No.544975190 [Report]
>>544195204
>vintage story
>zero content
What do you mean by "zero content"? There are ruins everywhere above and below ground with loot and lore items, there's a main quest line with unique locations and bosses, lots of mobs, and although there's less of it than in Minecraft because of the dev's focus on making a less videogamey and more grounded gameplay and world, there's still some automation to be had. Going north or south leads to different climates with new sets of creatures and plants to find. And that's not even getting into the massive amount of mods to play with. Of all the things someone might complain about Vintage Story it certainly wouldn't be that there aren't things to do, places to go, and stuff to find. I genuinely do not understand what you mean by there not being any content.

If you want something more minecrafty, Cubyz and Allumeria look pretty promising. Of course, those both actually have zero content.
Anonymous No.544987031 [Report]
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Anonymous No.544987136 [Report] >>545012591
>>544906951
I still think that this is what the Happy Ghast (retarded name but I like the concept of a ghast with utility for a player) should have looked like, and Mojang missed a serious opportunity to make a non-intrusive tie-in to the movie. Was it the potential audience draw from cottagecore-loving women (as the newest survey implies) that made them not add such an epic interpretation of the concept of "a ghast that can be used for transportation and potentially combat"? Or did they just want a cheap excuse for the ghast to not give players access to explosive projectiles from a moving source (you can make fireball cannons with hostile ghasts, but they have to be surrounded by blocks in a specific configuration)?
Anonymous No.544987297 [Report] >>544988907
>>544921984
The Deep Dark biome is extremely safe as long as you actually look at the blocks around you and sneak, since no natural mobs spawn. Mojang really tried to hype it up as a "horror" biome, but it would only become deadly if you play it blind (as PiroPito, a youtuber who played minecraft without access to any external information about the game did) or if you are reckless.
Anonymous No.544988907 [Report]
>>544987297
The only real threat is random blocks under sculk being turned into shriekers so they only way you know they're there is when you set them off even then when the warden spawns it's easy to get away from even without swift sneak. They really did drop the ball with the warden and trying to make it scary
Anonymous No.544990876 [Report] >>544997645 >>545012417 >>545048635
>moss and gravel blocks started appearing in random places in creative superflat save
>seeing holes in blockvomit wall
>realizes i haven't installed no enderman griefing datapack
If Mojang hates the idea of player's world changing without their input (that's why they haven't added natural disasters, seasons, regrowing vegetation into the game as it breaks "world is player's canvas" rule in their self-imposed rulebook) then I don't understand why Enderman's ability of picking up blocks is still in the game. You can tie it to player or Endermite aggro, provoking them to pick up and place blocks more rapidly while trying to reach a target. Endermite can only spawn by player's will so it's still tied to player's input.
Anonymous No.544997645 [Report]
>>544990876
I'll guess they regard it as too iconic. They choose to break those rules from time to time, you can easily switch off mob griefing with the gamerule these days.
Anonymous No.545005167 [Report] >>545033601
>>544964569
Why would you ever not use adblock in the first place? This week I got on my normie colleague's personal laptop and by Allah if you don't have a good adblock installed the internet might as well not even exist for you as you won't be able to use it
Anonymous No.545006487 [Report] >>545008976 >>545010231
You think anyone has ever had the experience of not knowing about the nether and actually figuring out the hints left by those destroyed nether portals that spawn in the world?
Anonymous No.545008976 [Report]
>>545006487
I doubt it, the information has been out there for so long that it's hard to believe even children finding it accidentally through ruined portals for the first time because they'd pass on the info from a wiki or youtubers etc. Doesn't help that most ruined portals have blocks you can't use to make portals within the already placed frames so even if someone works it out they'd never know it makes a portal to the nether naturally. It's why I don't trust the "i've never played before and i won't be getting help from anyone" players who make videos
Anonymous No.545010231 [Report] >>545010463
>>545006487
About Oliver did it, and I think some other blind playthroughs may have done it or were close to it but I can't remember. More impressively, PiroPito did it with just the advamcement before 1.16, and his playthrough may have lead Mojang to add ruined portals.
Anonymous No.545010456 [Report] >>545016832
>>544903890
uwp is a retarded proprietary format microsoft created to unify the development of xbox and pc games into a single drm riddled installable package that they basically gave up on in 2019 when they started putting all their games on steam. If the ms store drm can be stripped from the gdk version of bedrock (which would probably be a million times easier than trying to get the uwp version working on Linux), it would most likely just work under Proton like every other windows application.
Anonymous No.545010463 [Report]
>>545010231
Anyway, it's really easy to figure out if you think about it logically, using the advancement and ruined portals, it's just a puzzle, but most people don't go into Minecraft with a puzzle game mindset. It's less complicated than those old point and click games.
Anonymous No.545010592 [Report]
>>544407918
They've got to add more shit because of the movies. There's really not much to minecraft so what the fuck are you gonna do in your movie, you've gotta add some new thing to fight. If we're real the happy ghast was also a movie thing since the villains fly around on ghasts or something (i did not watch the movie)
Anonymous No.545010947 [Report] >>545010989
>Actions and Stuff paywalled
>Java and Stuff isnt a singular resource pack but a whole modlist

Why this shit gotta be dumb doe
Anonymous No.545010960 [Report] >>545011314
>>544951705
You can get books from librarians too, so why bother? Just buy bookshelves and break them
Anonymous No.545010989 [Report] >>545011447
>>545010947
actions and stuff is dogshit. go back to tiktok retard
Anonymous No.545011314 [Report] >>545017397
>>545010960
Now you'll also tell me you don't smelt down all the armor you don't need and just throw it away.
Anonymous No.545011447 [Report]
>>545010989
Nah it adds to the game, nigguh.
Anonymous No.545012417 [Report]
>>544990876
They should add a game rule for it, just like they did for creeper explosions dropping blocks. Bizarre oversight, just like the lack of polished andesite walls and so on
Anonymous No.545012591 [Report] >>545017207
>>544987136
The latter, in my opinion. They wanted a clear differentiator between hostile and friendly, and also didn't want to add a griefing machine that could shoot fireballs at will. Honestly, this is probably the best way to do it. A completely new mob would have been cool, but I guess this was both easier to implement and easier to tie into the existing game
Anonymous No.545016832 [Report]
>>545010456
Got it, thanks for the reply
Anonymous No.545017207 [Report] >>545018379
>>545012591
Reusing the same mob is inexcusable though. Could they really not come up with a new flying mob? The ghast is literally just a floating white cube, it's not that difficult to make something more creative
Anonymous No.545017397 [Report] >>545019427
>>545011314
I used to do that. Had a chest hooked up to a furnace for that exact use. But after a while I realized just how inefficient it is and stopped. Honestly, I wish there was a bigger focus on recycling stuff in the game - it's a fun mechanic if done right. It's just too easy to grind most things for it to be worth it
Anonymous No.545018326 [Report] >>545018549 >>545018712 >>545018714
Why is chunkbase off on some but not all things in my seed? (1.21.10)
One village was there, another wasn't.
One nether portal was there, another wasn't.
Is there an accurate seed explorer for that version?
Anonymous No.545018379 [Report]
>>545017207
I mean, in the next update we're getting another new skeleton and a new camel. They clearly like reusing mobs. It's not about making something more creative, though, but adding it to the game. I guess something like a hot-air balloon would work, but a large flying mob doesn't really fit anywhere in the overworld currently, and Mojang really, really wants to tie new mobs or features to existing ones
Anonymous No.545018549 [Report]
>>545018326
Ok on a recheck, the portal that wasn't there was underground.
Village missing still fucky though.
Anonymous No.545018712 [Report] >>545018892 >>545019730
>>545018326
>One village was there, another wasn't.
>One nether portal was there, another wasn't.
When chunkbase lists structures like these, it is listing places where these structures could generate according to the seed. They aren't guaranteed to actually generate in every one of these spots because there are other criteria, such as terrain shape that also has to be met for them to actually generate.
Anonymous No.545018714 [Report] >>545018892
>>545018326
Some things will show up as "likely", because they don't actually have a 100% spawn rate. It could also be an issue with your world, if you loaded the chunks in a previous version or something like that
Anonymous No.545018892 [Report]
>>545018712
I see, that sucks.

>>545018714
The world is spankin new.
Anonymous No.545019427 [Report] >>545020041 >>545020643
>>545017397
Recycling would have been interesting if the returns weren't so dogshit. Smelt a whole ass 8 ingot armor and get a grand total of ONE fucking NUGGET in return? The 1 coal you'll waste doing that is worth more than one nugget of any metal
I'm not even asking for zero inefficiency percentage-perfect smelteries like in modded mc, just give us at least 30% of the materials used, not fucking 1.3%
Anonymous No.545019456 [Report] >>545019625
importing addons is broken after the gdk update. if you want to import an addon you have to close the game and double click the .mcpack file so it opens the game with the instructions to import the addon
Anonymous No.545019625 [Report]
>>545019456
no one cares about cuckrock
Anonymous No.545019730 [Report] >>545020384 >>545020996 >>545021367 >>545021547
>>545018712
So does that mean that worldgen is not deterministic even with a static seed? That's wrong
Anonymous No.545020041 [Report] >>545020643 >>545022630
>>545019427
It should be dependent on the condition of the item, starting at like 80% of the cost and going down to basically a single nugget at 1 durability. I think the issue is how they do crafting, since smelting counts as a type of crafting and there's no system to check for durability. They'd have to rework the code a bit, and they don't seem willing to do that. Or maybe they straight up couldn't do that back when these recipes were added, and they've simply never updated it
Anonymous No.545020384 [Report]
>>545019730
It sure is, but it's not about to get fixed anytime soon. Though I don't think there are that many features left that work that way. Desert wells might be the most egregious
Anonymous No.545020597 [Report]
So you want a creeper to blow up your chest?
Anonymous No.545020643 [Report] >>545022630
>>545019427
>>545020041
All smelting recipes output only one item.
Anonymous No.545020996 [Report]
>>545019730
Worldgen is deterministic. Structure generation happens in a stage after terrain generation is complete, and has deterministic criteria based on the deterministic terrain generation.
Anonymous No.545021367 [Report] >>545021560
>>545019730
How could you misinterpret that so badly? Anon said there's other criteria, structure placement is DETERMINED by other criteria of the seed, like terrain, not rng. Chunkbase doesn't generate every single block because that would be slow, so it doesn't know if a structure placement will fail.
Anonymous No.545021547 [Report]
>>545019730
Chunkbase only provides biome distribution as it's separate from terrain generation and faster to calculate rather than generating whole preview of a world or snapshots around points of interests.
Anonymous No.545021560 [Report]
>>545021367
Also, structures can be corrupted differently depending from which direction you approach them, fun fact.
Anonymous No.545022630 [Report] >>545023046 >>545023603
>>545020041
>>545020643
>I think the issue is how they do crafting, since smelting counts as a type of crafting and there's no system to check for durability.
>All smelting recipes output only one item
Neither of these two is an unsurmountable problem because both has been done in mods. In modded there are recipes of all kinds (workbench, furnace, anvil even) that output more than item, and there are recipes that check ingredient items' durability and other attached data and adjust accordingly. Like for example an electric tool whose charge is implemented as durability and the recipe may or may not be possible depending on charge, or a liquid container that can hold 16 buckets of water and uses only one per craft (or however many the recipe needs). If amateur autists can achieve this in their spare time, why can't paid professionals? Because they couldn't give any less fucks even if their lives depended on it, that's why. Better add a yet another zombie reskin or wood type
Anonymous No.545022658 [Report] >>545022946
my sisters copper golem stilll doesnt exist
Anonymous No.545022946 [Report] >>545023214 >>545023390
>>545022658
needs to be a jackolantern
Anonymous No.545023046 [Report]
>>545022630
But that's just the thing: Mojang would have to rework the code to add additional functionality in order to make it possible. Why do all that work for something as pointless as recycling armor? You'll get another reskinned mob and you'll like it
Anonymous No.545023163 [Report] >>545024119
is stained glass supposed to start dithering when you get up close?
Anonymous No.545023214 [Report]
>>545022946
It only needs to be carved
Anonymous No.545023390 [Report] >>545028837
>>545022946
she put a bunch of them down and none of them have changed because no ones updated the blocks
Anonymous No.545023603 [Report]
>>545022630
But then that opens the door for other changes, like what if cactus smelted into multiple green dyes? And even bigger changes like blocks of iron ore smelting into 9 ingots. They might as well save that for another crafting update together with the fletching table. Or for a combat update, or an update to the repairing system and the anvil.
Anonymous No.545024119 [Report]
>>545023163
I think you can disable it. Allegedly they got a complaint about flashing lights, which can be caused by the camera going through mobs, sugarcane, climbing ladders etc, so they hastily implemented dithering and a weird ladder climbing camera.
Anonymous No.545025135 [Report] >>545042830
It's funny how everybody forgets about h*rm*t worlds the picosecond after their release.
Because that's approximately how long it takes for random children on bedrock edition on an iPhone during a toilette break between lessons, to utterly destroy every h*rm*ts time of every minigame that h*rm*ts worked months on achieving.
Anonymous No.545028837 [Report]
>>545023390
You should update her block, if you catch my drift

https://minecraft.wiki/w/Copper_Golem#Spawning
Anonymous No.545033601 [Report] >>545033979
>>545005167
Forgive me for my retardation brother.
I once gave my family pc viruses back in the day when I was very young.

I use Adblock for security reasons. I just want to know if novaskin skin downloads won’t come bundled with malware or other crap.
Anonymous No.545033979 [Report] >>545035447
>>545033601
It's a png, anon. Anyway, use Blockbench, Mojang uses it and recommends it.
Anonymous No.545035447 [Report]
>>545033979
Alright thanks.
>blockbench
Haven’t heard of it. I’ll look it up.
Anonymous No.545039962 [Report] >>545041297 >>545053937
Do zombies in boats despawn now? Because that's what happened to mine.
Anonymous No.545041297 [Report] >>545042239
>>545039962
you bedrockin', mate? I think they despawn there
Anonymous No.545042239 [Report] >>545046180
>>545041297
no it's java
I was doing the ianxofour iron farm
Anonymous No.545042830 [Report]
>>545025135
you will never make a living off minecraft
Anonymous No.545046180 [Report] >>545053937
>>545042239
They shouldn't despawn, but they can still die in boats. An iron golem or sun damage got them, probably
Anonymous No.545048635 [Report] >>545060002
>>544990876
I assumed things like seasons haven't been added because you need to simulate unloaded chunks otherwise it would be immersion-breaking to walk into an old chunk you last visited in the winter, while it's summer and having it be covered in snow.
Anonymous No.545049914 [Report]
You already have that with forest fires though? You know those retarded little lava lakes that spawn in the middle of a grove for some reason and every time you fly past it, the fire is in the exact same stage with exact same trees just burning infinitely
That doesn't seem to bother anyone for some reason, I've never seen redditors complain about it
Anonymous No.545053937 [Report] >>545054135
>>545046180
>>545039962
I had this happen to me, I did some tests to find out my boat placement was apparently off which spawned an iron golem within the chamber the zombie was in. It killed the zombie in the boat but the iron golem died of suffocation damage, 5 minutes later and all evidence would be erased which is why I never knew what was happening till I monitored it myself
Anonymous No.545054135 [Report]
>>545053937
The perfect crime
Anonymous No.545054393 [Report] >>545054503 >>545060358 >>545063986 >>545071956 >>545083760
sometimes i get an urge to play survival and then within 15 minutes i get annoyed at how dramatic and unworkable the terrain is. can’t build shit without collecting and placing dirt for hours, im not autistic enough for this
Anonymous No.545054503 [Report]
>>545054393
you really basically gotta live in a hole in the wall until efficiency 5 mending tools
Anonymous No.545055573 [Report] >>545058646 >>545064539 >>545070879
anyone know a shitty, not necessarily top tier mob grinder you can have on the same z coordinate as yourself (aka, a building next to your house)?

i see gnembon's one but it fucks off into the sky and stops functioning if you're not afk in it 128 blocks above the ground. the mob grinders that require mobs path off is just that but worse. i just want these things to function while i actually play the game somewhere else
Anonymous No.545058646 [Report]
>>545055573
I don't know what that is, but if you built it next to your house, it would probably just be less efficient.
Mob spawning always requires player proximity, though. That could be a problem, depending on what you mean by "somewhere else."
Anonymous No.545060002 [Report]
>>545048635
Seasons aren't added because biomes exist and they fill the need for different seasons. And also what you said, but that can be fixed if they really wanted to implement seasons.
Anonymous No.545060358 [Report]
>>545054393
You're autistic enough to be bothered by non-flat terrain. Work with the terrain you're given, it's Minecraft, it's much easier to build on a slope or cliffside than in real life.
Anonymous No.545063986 [Report]
>>545054393
I don't get that argument. There are plenty of flat areas if you look for them, but unless you're making an entire city you don't even need that much space. I've never had to flatten terrain
Anonymous No.545064539 [Report] >>545089356
>>545055573
Gnembon's design works even if you're on the ground, it's just less efficient. You can fix that by lighting up the ground and all underground caves in a 128-radius sphere around your location. I have a creeper farm under my base that works like that. Super efficient, but it took me several hours to light up the caves (using freecam to spot all of them - it's basically impossible to do it without). AFKing in the sky is just a way of avoiding having to light anything up
Anonymous No.545070075 [Report] >>545123619
Pitch a dimension
Bonus: Re-introduce the lashing potato
Anonymous No.545070879 [Report] >>545089356
>>545055573
If you have a long term world that you play for years, a tunnel underneath your base, in which mobs walk off platforms with open trapdoors and die on magma blocks just 3 blocks further down and a water stream transporting the items away, is a very good option.
Despite obviously having bad rates and requiring all the caves to be lit up, the amount of time you spend nearby will cover for it.

You don't need any super hyper effective design if it's running in the background while you do other things.
Anonymous No.545071956 [Report] >>545084476
>>545054393
I like to make shelves in the terrain. I just destroy any one and two block high blocks. It creates these flat walls and then all you have to do is add stairs or ladders. Much more visually appealing than shitty slopes.
Anonymous No.545079180 [Report]
this tuesday minecartbros, f-for sure…
Anonymous No.545083760 [Report]
>>545054393
Same but I don't like modyfing the landscape too much, I'd rather play creative superflat
Anonymous No.545084476 [Report]
>>545071956
Yes, I do the same thing. I like how the cliffs box you in and make outdoor spaces feel cozier. It also makes pathways and stairs more meaningful since you can't just shortcut around them.
>Much more visually appealing than shitty slopes.
This too, I like my block game to look blocky. Wish I had some screenshots handy but your pic does a pretty good job.
Anonymous No.545086414 [Report] >>545108237 >>545121964
You're tasked with adding flour to the game and expanding the food options.

How do you do it?
Anonymous No.545089356 [Report]
>>545064539
>>545070879
late reply but i appreciate it anons
Anonymous No.545091646 [Report] >>545092392
>>544075414
>minecraft server
>no DDOS protection
gerg you goober
you don't even need to be in the bullseye of troons, ddosing this shitty block games hosted servers was the reason Mirai (the thing that set a record on fucking up the internet in 2017) was built in the first place
yes, advancements in ddosing technology were made because someone wanted to slamdunk a mineycraft server into the ground
Anonymous No.545092392 [Report]
>>545091646
Hilarious. Which server?
Anonymous No.545092536 [Report]
>>544075414
This is why I pay for a VPS with anti-ddos protection lmao
Anonymous No.545107874 [Report] >>545109681
>page 10
I hope /mcg/ set its respawn point.
Anonymous No.545108237 [Report] >>545108441
>>545086414
>you now need flour to make bread
>you can now also use bread to make sandwhiches and stuff
>simple foods feed you less
>the more complex a food's ingredients and cooking process, the more it feeds and helps you regen
>stews now stack and you need a cauldron over a fire to make them
>the more you eat the same food in the long term, the less it gives you
>???
>profit
Anonymous No.545108441 [Report] >>545133067
>>545108237
how would you turn wheat into flour?
>the more you eat the same food in the long term, the less it gives you
Other than this it could be decent.
Anonymous No.545109681 [Report]
>>545107874
nope
Anonymous No.545117054 [Report] >>545120851
FACT: The Adventure Update killed Minecraft
Anonymous No.545118315 [Report] >>545123770
>>544075414
Wait till you realize that troon DDoS attacks aren't even originating from legit machines.
They come from tier 1 ISPs who flood you with spoofed IPs.
Anonymous No.545120851 [Report]
>>545117054
>this is what they took from us
Anonymous No.545121964 [Report]
>>545086414
How would adding flour change anything? Wheat is used in recipes instead of flour because an extra step would be considered bloat, like how we use honeycombs as wax instead of crafting wax. It's implied the wheat gets turned into flour while crafting.
Anonymous No.545122714 [Report]
CHICKEN JOCKEY
Anonymous No.545123619 [Report] >>545131907
>>545070075
A dimension with a bedrock roof but no floor. We already have a dimension with a bedrock roof and floor (the nether), a bedrock floor (the overworld), and neither (the end), so this would be a dimension topology that has not been used yet. Depending on what you think of the void, falling into the void could teleport you somewhere else (like in the Aether and Dimensional Doors) or just kill you (like it does normally). The dimension's terrain would primarily be composed of fungi and plants, and some blocks from the Deep Dark and Lush Caves could be reused. The dimension would be accessible through the portal in the ancient city, and would be very dark except around rare bioluminescent root nodules which generate around the connections between structures and the roof. Most mobs would perceive the player by sound, and would either anchor themselves to the blocks above them or fly around. The kind of monsters in the dimension would be similar to lifeforms found in the deep sea, with sessile tube-worm/anemone-like monsters reaching towards players from the ceiling and siphonophore-like monsters drifting through the air with multiple segments.
Anonymous No.545123770 [Report]
>>545118315
Haha, welcome to the “I tried to be self-reliant and the internet punished me” club, chud edition. Nothing says “based and redpilled” like getting absolutely nuked by a rainbow-colored packet storm the second you drop your home IP.
Yeah, the tranny DDoS meme is 100% real—turns out when you combine autism, free time, and a grudge, you get a surprisingly effective botnet. Self-hosting is cool until your router starts crying and your ISP sends you a “what the hell are you doing” email.

Lesson learned:
Never announce your home IP publicly (unless you like lag and FBI visits).
Use a VPS or proper host with DDoS protection (OVH, Hetzner, or even a cheap Minecraft host like Apex/Bisect).
Bonus points: set up Cloudflare Spectrum or a VPN tunnel if you wanna keep flexing the self-host vibe.

But hey, silver lining—you’ve officially been initiated. Wear that downtime like a badge of honor. Next video title:
“I Got DDoS’d by Pronoun Gang—Here’s How I Fought Back (and Lost My Upload Speed)”
Keep us posted when the server’s back up. I’ll bring the TNT.
Anonymous No.545124009 [Report]
>>544075414
Haha, welcome to the “I tried to be self-reliant and the internet punished me” club, chud edition. Nothing says “based and redpilled” like getting absolutely nuked by a rainbow-colored packet storm the second you drop your home IP.
Yeah, the tranny DDoS meme is 100% real—turns out when you combine autism, free time, and a grudge, you get a surprisingly effective botnet. Self-hosting is cool until your router starts crying and your ISP sends you a “what the hell are you doing” email.

Lesson learned:
Never announce your home IP publicly (unless you like lag and FBI visits).
Use a VPS or proper host with DDoS protection (OVH, Hetzner, or even a cheap Minecraft host like Apex/Bisect).
Bonus points: set up Cloudflare Spectrum or a VPN tunnel if you wanna keep flexing the self-host vibe.

But hey, silver lining—you’ve officially been initiated. Wear that downtime like a badge of honor. Next video title:
“I Got DDoS’d by Pronoun Gang—Here’s How I Fought Back (and Lost My Upload Speed)”
Keep us posted when the server’s back up. I’ll bring the TNT.
Anonymous No.545124592 [Report] >>545125475
Why doesn't mcseedmap have an option to show dungeons? Chunkbase is totally wrong on those
Anonymous No.545125475 [Report]
>>545124592
Nevermind I had the wrong version selected on chunkbase lol.
Anonymous No.545131907 [Report]
>>545123619
I like it, it's a cool idea. Having a sort of up-side down feel would make for some interesting scenery, and it would be a great excuse to add a hookshot of some kind. But if they ever release another dimension, knowing Mojang, we'll either get a second-rate aether or some sort of deep-dark cave dimension people will get bored of within a week
Anonymous No.545133067 [Report]
>>545108441
>>the more you eat the same food in the long term, the less it gives you
That's the most important part. Otherwise you just replace steak with hamburgers, made from bread and steak. If you want to encourage players to engage with a new cooking mechanic, you'd need to give them a good reason to do so, and making multiple dishes a semi-requirement is probably the best way to go about it