Thread 544084060

MvM Waiting Room Edition

>News
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MvM update progress: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=252400

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>Previous Thread
>>543740707

1nd for I hate this playerbase

But goddamn, do I love Team Fortress 2

yep
this is it

based and shupilled

Soon™

shuposhupo

>>544084291
Thread blessed.

3 NIGAS
ON CART

EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!

>>544084291
what gore have you been watching lately

Again, I think I'm gonna get an australium black box. Might be my favorite weapon in the entire game because its perfect for sustaining a friendless loser that never has anyone to heal them

>>544084060 (OP)
https://vocaroo.com/15kxeorbx178

>>544084951
Make sure to name it Australium Nigger Box

>>544084951
Good investment. It's probably my favorite aussie.

>>544085249
is nice.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3593391553

New smismass slop on the workshop. What do we think of it? Looks like a nice, simple fun map to me so I welcome it.

>>544085349
I think I need to hotdog that femsoldier right now

>>544085349
>
Pic aside, I don't mind trying that map out.

He’s so perfect bros

>>544084291
same, whatever this thread is doesn't really represent the game anymore anyways

>>544086259
You're right but only because we haven't gotten the Australium Gas Passer yet.

>>544085546
thats a dude retard

>>544085349
Forgettable slop that'll have grey bars one week into Smissmas

https://youtu.be/kQ3-hHVw6p8?si=VhV8MTl1eSUSkr5D

starting nowish

>>544086430
No it isn't dumbass. That's the artist's female OC he uses everywhere

>>544084060 (OP)
>>544084307
>>544084424
>>544085293
Imagine the smell.
I bet it's nice.

>>544084884
I'll peruse through WPD from time to time or /gif/ rekt threads. Yesterday had an India themed rekt thread. I wanted to play Team Fortress 2 today, but if queue times are still fucked, guess I'll just keep browsing those threads or whatever

>>544085349
After this Scream Fortress I'm starting to realize Player Destruction ain't so bad actually.

>>544086646
Cartoons don't smell.

>>544086627
woah thanks for the clarification porn addict

>>544087245
They do if you believe hard enough.

>>544086646
yeah haha... imagine that....

post your smissmas wishlist

arrrrrgh im runnning late to the event idea i came up with noinonono

>>544087330
Cool deflection retard

>>544087502
Australium Original
Australium Shotty
Quickplay

porn addiction is bad

>>544087684
die mad man

>>544087502
sex with fempyro

>>544088217
many are saying this

>>544087883
I think most tf2 players suffer from this addiction, which is pretty normalized and destructive. not out job to get them to realize it tho

Kill spooky pyros. Deny pyros their gargoyles. Blow pyros up with pumkin bombs. Steal crumpkins from pyros. Behead spooky pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a spooky pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a spooky gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy spooky pyro mains. Deficate into a spooky pyros sandvich. Launch spooky pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry spooky pyros in a wok. Toss spooky pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a spooky pyros gasstank. Judo throw spooky pyros into a woodchipper. Twist spooky pyros heads off. Report spooky pyros to Valve. Karate chop spooky pyros in half. Curbstomb spooky pregnant pyros. Trap spooky pyros in the underworld. Dump spooky pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify spooky pyros into a vat of acid. Eat spooky pyros. Dissect spooky pyros. Exterminate spooky pyros in MGE. Stomp on spooky pyros skull with the mantreads. Make spooky pyros check'em. Cremate spooky pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize spooky pyros. Mandatory trade bans for spooky pyros. Crush spooky pyros into a paste. Drown spooky pyros in jarate. Vapourize spooky pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp spooky pyros. Kick a spooky pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark spooky pyros from hat drops. Feed spooky pyros to alligators. Slice spooky pyros open with the half-zatoichi.

>>544088951
Fuck spooky pyros. Have sex with gargoyle pyros. Blow loads on pyros' pumpkins. Give crumpkins to pyros. Get head from spooky pyros. Fuck a spooky pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy spooky pyro cunts. Have the spooky pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into spooky pyros. Fry spooky pyros' brains with sex. Toss a spooky pyro's salad. Urinate into a spooky pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw spooky pyros onto a bed. Blackmail spooky pyros into sex with their dox. Twist spooky pyros' nipples. Report your love for spooky pyros to Valve. Split spooky pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal spooky pyros. Give spooky pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit spooky pyros in the womb. Impregnate spooky pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon spooky pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a spooky pyro cum dumpster. Submerge spooky pyros into a vat of cum. Eat spooky pyros' pussies. Dissect spooky pyros' clothes off. Dominate spooky pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap spooky pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give spooky pyros health packs. Make spooky pyros suck'em. Cream inside spooky pyros' holes. Lobotomize spooky pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for spooky pyros. Give spooky pyros your love paste. Drown spooky pyros in mad milk. Whip spooky pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a spooky pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck spooky pyros like an alligator. Slice spooky pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.

>>544089001
this but shupos

I thought the new Team Neighborhood was hilarious.
The 7 years of development were worth the weight.

>>544086627
Smash
femclasses are great when they aren't drawn ugly

>>544089001
this butt also shupos, femscout, zhanna and miss pauling

>>544089702
Mental sickness

>ammo management
>long distance projectile aiming and prediction
>mindgames and movement skill expression
is it kino? certainly and expression of high skill and fundamental understanding of tf2's game mechanics in an abstract sense

>>544090195
the arena is way too big

>>544089702
Mental basedness

>>544090195
>is it kino?
Yes it is
The arena could be a bit smaller however

>>544090334
>>544090592
It could also be fixed by adding regenerating metal for faster shots instead of 1 shot every 10 seconds while waiting for ammo

>>544090385
That's not even a real word.

>>544090660
Yeah it is retard
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/basedness

>>544090651
twice as many ammo packs but all extra large, slightly smaller arena, honeslty if the back area was cut off a bit so the egis cant backpedal away as far back that might be just enough

having to decide if you sacrifice ammo to stop incoming damage or take the hit so you get another shot is actually engaging, so i hesitate to say there needs to be endless ammo, but a bit more would be fine

>>544090808
i think 1 more small ammo pack in the middle would work best actually because it would encourage being in the middle just that extra bit more

>>544084060 (OP)
this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10

>>544092857
heavy's right there....

>>544092857
I've played mann up, it has a lot to do with mvm

>>544093068
Nu-uh, It has an anime girl in it which undoes everything TF2 related in the image.

y u keep adding heby on your pics op? they are already tf2 related there is no need to add more tf2 relation

>>544093146
she's the new australium in the mvm update

>>544093294
The schizo spams reports on threads he doesn't like and one time actually got the thread deleted. So I always add more TF2 characters to the anime edits people make.

>>544084060 (OP)
Dogshit OP, PDF file coded image
>tour no
Let me guess some fucking discord PDF dogwhistle

>>544094252
Being this mad at pictures is unhealthy, see a therapist.

>>544094252
All MvM players are not doing well in the head, yes.

>>544093294
Floydschizo doesn't like the fact that no one likes his threads, you can already see him samefagging (seething).

>>544094252
>PDF file
okay tourist

Did Zesty win yet?

>>544094965
egg making sex with gardevoir

>>544094965
let's see
>his bot video did not crash the market (or affect it at all)
>the latinx crisis update turned official
>the offshore update turned official
>no war paint case this year
>quickplay still nowhere to be seen
he lost, bigly

>>544093302
Source?

>>544095391
my dad is gabe newell he told me

>>544094252
go back to the sharty already

>>544093809
That thread was deleted because the first 20 posts were just “le anime won biggly today” and the other general posted at the same time by the schizo only barely qualified because the first few posts actually had something to do with tf2 even if it was minimal at best.

>>544095959
No, it's because the mods looked at the shupo in the OP and thought it was off topic. Doesn't matter what the replies look like, when there's 2 threads they pick one to delete, almost always whichever came later, but they chose the shupo one even though it came first because the other thread had a more on topic image.

>>544096858
So they did nothing wrong.

HOLY SHIT HEAVY UPDATE REAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO6YuLMUqH4

>>544097060
I said that it looked off topic, not that it was. It was still a TF2 related image, so yeah they did something wrong by not checking more thoroughly.

>>544094965
Please don't use my wife to shitpost about ecelebs, thank you very much.

>>544094965
Sexo with gardevoir

>>544097339
There are many Gardevoirs, that's not specifically your wife.

>>544097178
>It was still a TF2 related image
Incorrect.

>>544097178
>It was still a TF2 related image
Correct.

>>544097178
>It was still a TF2 related image
Correct.

>>544097339
What a CRINGE post.

>>544097339
What a BASED post.

>>544093809
>>544094582
>>544095959
>>544096858
The need to put Heavy on OPs out of fear of jannies removing them suggests that these OPs are not actually TF2 related.

b4nny isn't tf2 related anymore now that he's leaving us for deadlock.

>>544099282
No, as an example b4nny just as easily could get deleted in the OP because it's not a TF2 character despite being TF2 related

ptchoo :-D

>>544101801
The Black Market Forever

>>544101801
Girl butt inspires me to get a fat butt myself

>>544101801
nigger zapper

>>544101801
Teriposter was here :3

>>544101801
Shupogaki feet

>>544101801
Gay sex at Danes place

>>544101801
The Dog Trainer

>>544101801
i <3 round shupo bubblebutt

>>544102367
OK

>>544102367
DING DING DING BTFO RANNIES

>>544101353
We had b4nny in the OP a couple of months ago and that thread was not removed.
fat retard Edition or something like that.

>>544102652
If they had to choose between 2 threads like before they'd probably delete the b4nny one. That's what I'm saying

>>544102367
winrar
>>544101869
69=honorary winrar in my book

>>544103246
'ino

>>544103246
also between this and my widowmaker now 2 of my 3 loadout slots are going to be references to dead tf2 servers, rip

>>544103246
Pretty good m8

>>544103246
Nice

Next thread should be a blessed thread.

can i have a thread dedicated to me :3

>>544104958
yes

Wait what the fuck, this is thought out.

can we have a thread dedicated to anime fempyro

>>544105481
yes

>>544105481
No.

>>544105481
yes

>>544104958
I don’t even know which retarded poster you are? Are you the one that posts the bear? The sexy pokemon? The mother 3 whore? Honey poster? The one that replies “sex” to those posters? All of them? A new one?

>>544106370
It's gonta

>>544106370
he's the based poster. like all the anime and fempyro ones.

>>544106370
Pokemon isn't sexy.

>>544106824
Incorrect.

>>544105481
>face
>anime fempyro autist

The next OP should be a BLESSED OP.

Next OP should be FAT fempyro ass.

>>544107568
this

Trans fortress 2 aka fempyro edition

>>544107158
in what world is wanting to see a girl's face autistic

The next OP should be Zesty Jesus

>>544107568
Would be better than what we currently have right now.

>>544085249
kek
never heard this one before

>>544107891
true

>>544107831
Pyro's face is more realistic.

>>544107831
No it's one autist who commissioned SOLELY anime face fempyro.

>>544107892
Nah I like shupos

r8 h8 masturb8

>>544108151
I hate them so much.

Can u fags go one day without going muh femtf2? stop being so lonely go date a woman long term. Youll realize most normal posters just wanna play tf2 and not obsess over fem tf2 characters... Anyone else feel this way with his shitty this thread has gotten?

>>544108309
>stop being so lonely go date a woman long term.
Mental sickness has made them TERRIFIED of real women.

>>544108457
sniff maybe sniff maybe

>>544108151
I love them so much.

best heavy primary???

>>544109953
Tomislav

What would you say is the most annoying weapon loadout for each class, /tf2g/?

>>544107831
There's one autist who's singlehandedly behind the anime fempyro nonsense. If you look up PaladinMaui you'll see he literally commissions ALL of it and calls himself the "owner" of anime fempyro even though it's TheFanciestofPants' fempyro with a generic face

>>544090592
>>544090334
Yeah, probably could have put in walls so that you had to stay in between the middle ammos and had just a single Bully Metal in the middle that didnt' respawn. Mostly the gameplay was where I wanted it to be, though a bit long. Could have gotten away with much less pit and just a team-based wall like you see on spawns between them. Would have made it much more dangerous to grab metal, rounds would have gone faster.

>>544108309
If you don't like it feel free to go somewhere else. We were posting femclasses before /vg/ even existed

>>544110512
giga trvke

I love my ball

>>544108082
>>544110360
and he's based for that

>>544110512
Basically this. This general is not place to “talk” about tf2. There’s a reason every other board despises /vg/. Most people are here because they been here so long and they literally do not have lives or friends and they probably dont have anything else or they stay out of spite. /v/ is actually better for discussions.

>>544111541
>/v/ is actually better for discussions.
That board is too fast though.

>>544111541
Bro I just said femclasses aren't exclusive to /vg/. You will just as likely find them on /v/.
Fempyro is the most downloaded TF2 mod of all time. If you think you'll find some corner of the internet that won't ever mention it then you'll have to leave and make your own le safe space entirely

Why must every general have a resident schizo?

>>544111857
because you insist on staying here

yeah it's weird. when is the floydschizo finally fucking off?

>>544111772
>Fempyro is the most downloaded TF2 mod of all time.
What a sad thing to learn tonight..

>>544111975
Fuck you nigga

>>544111772
>Fempyro is the most downloaded TF2 mod of all time.
What a based thing to learn tonight..

>>544112528
Am finna put you on the spot here, stop copying all of my posts and replacing one word with another.

>>544111541
>/v/ is actually better for discussions.
then go there? no one's forcing you to be here

>>544112528
Am finna put you on the spot here, keep copying all of his posts and replacing one word with another.

>>544112784
There isn't always a TF2 thread on there, that's why I thought that this place would be so good but I was so wrong..

>>544111772
>Fempyro is the most downloaded TF2 mod of all time.
lol
Based alright.

>>544112867
Aw fuck you nigga

>>544111857
That's what /vg/ is.

tf2g in spray form

>>544113694
awoo best girl

>>544114181
I like seeing her ass every time there's a boxing event. It's a comforting presence

>>544113694
soichad

>>544114779
The tengu must attend every event.
Give me back my sprays on your servers, Valve.

>>544116052
>Give me back my sprays on your servers, Valve.
Never ever

when you start dreaming about tf2. dose that mean you spent too much time on tf2? i dreamed i was playing blu solider and killing the red team, was a good dream

sex with femshupo

>>544118802
You weren't dreaming, you were playing Soldier for real in your sleep, he's just so easy you don't need to be awake to win.

>>544118802
I've had dreams of Doom 2 because the community content can stress me out at times. I've had maybe three dreams where like 25 Archviles in sync flank me, and it always ends with them immolating my butt into ash.
Never had a dream for TF2 though, I just don't find the game stressful enough to trigger something.

>>544118802
I think so. There was a week where I only payed War Thunder for 10 hours everyday and each day I dreamt I was just playing the game.

>>544119502
Pounding anon's butt into ash after pounding his butt into ash after a duel on dustbowl

>>544120959
rude

>>544121918
babymaking sex with amy

>>544121918
pounding amy's ass after pounding asmy's ass after a duel on dustbowl

>>544089575
>unfunny tranny tier coming out joke
no thanks.

>>544110512
Lying faggot, the advice of finding a real woman would be impossible for you

>>544110512
You tell 'em fempyroGOD

>>544128998
NTA but I found out about fempyro from /v/ in 2011 before /vg/ existed, he's telling the truth

>>544128998
lmao projecting newfag

>>544118802
Yeah, it's the Tetris Effect. Do anything too long and you'll dream about it

play momentum mod

whenever one of your teammates dies to a spy everyone on the team should get a UAV highlighting the spy's location, name, current health and whether or not he has a dead ringer and the dying to a backstab scream should be about five times as loud
and whenever you kill a spy (for real (not dead ringer)) the gaben man himself should personally send virgin aryan prostitutes to your house to be your concubines and bear your children and also the spy should be sent to a forced labor camp for ten years i think

>>544131028
I like the way Snrub thinks

>>544130984
Speaking of momentum mod, I think we need to have surf_utopia added to casual mode. It has been a mainstream map for a long time and honestly it's more well-known that half of the maps in rotation already.

>>544132497
uh
her balls are visible

Everyone picks soldier in halloween and does the most 0 iq shit its so fucking annoying

>>544133858
you mean engineer right
its engineer thats obviously the easiest most free points class there is right and thats why they're annoying