Thread 544087187

>All Saints' Wake (Now – November 4)
• https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2025/All_Saints_Wake/385oefpgjf

>Patch Notes
• 7.35: https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/9d2cad7a1028016719060b5ae3caeb5e369c89e9

>Resources
• https://rentry.org/xivgresources

>Meetups
• October 25, 1:00 PM EDT | Coeurl, Crystal, Lavender Beds W30 P3 | Made in Abyss Season 2
• October 26, 5:00 PM PDT | Diabolos, Crystal, Haunted Manor Room #102 | Monthly Friendless Loser Meet Halloween Edition >>542975596
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Previous: >>544067413

feint my femra's raidwide of love.

>>544087187 (OP)
no one unironically likes male characters

first for fat cats

addle my femra's tankbuster of wrath

all the seven months' schiz-posting has been done by them

catboytoys

>Haunted Manor Room #102
Where is this?

>>544087353
inside the event zone

>>544087353
Did you do the event quest?

femlalas who bounce on it

>>544087353
play the game

>>544087353
look at the post it's linking to

>>544087416
hey

>>544087332
Hey femra

>>544087416
On my Double Feather Bed?

>>544087231
i'd need to cancel my meditate...

grr male characters... grr... moids...

DO (you) KNOW A FAVA FIERA?
NOW'S THE TIME TO GO /pet THEM AND TO /tell THEM YOU REALLY, REALLY LIKE THEM!!

>>544087548
I don't know why I made this Double Feather Bed in my Gridania apartment, you're not even here...

>>544087583
/plaps you

>>544087638
Post your apartment and I'll come and look how well-decorated it is.

>>544087583
futachads mind break another

invuln my moonie's smoochbuster

>>544087582
you may regret it...

>>544087759
i shan't

Personally I find stalking flattering.

One time a guy searched my posts in the archives (not /vg/, different board) and added me on discord and started quizzing me on everything I'd ever said and I was so impressed with him and the effort he put in.

>>544087738
definitely not estinien™

>>544087597
Sleep well toyger forma da white.

>>544087738
sing me a nasheed

>>544087759
>moonie
Sorry, my catboy only busts with femras

>>544087583
I always knew holes were behind the worst posts here

>>544087858
top tier bait. finally. thank you!

>>544087738
estiñien

>>544087292
fat cats who vore femlalas

?

Can I get an update on Akemi

>>544087858
LMAO

No matter how much she bathes, it's sticky between my moonies toes...

>>544087738
No idea who this dashing gentleman could be

>>544087738
Post Time-skip estenien

>>544088012
/plaps

>>544087942
>>544087871
>>544087997
Zat vaz not veed zerz

Can we get some big fat cat tats in here?!

dropped generational brown and got the phantom wipe

Anyone wanna duo q for a few games?
Light

>>544088174
they think that im tom cruise

my ham & cheese sandwich tastes like sour cream & onion chips, what does this mean?

>>544088120
/furrow

The game told me raiding is just for the fun of it.

>>544088012
?

>>544086960
Do you play a male character?

>>544088276
you are fat

can we get some big cats in here

>>544088261
sliding over cars while i shoot
>>544088174

what is my femlala supposed to be bouncing on she's confused

>>544087985
>>544088117
Your loss. I love that kind of dedication and obsession, makes me feel so good inside that some guy can't get enough of me.

>>544088316
well what else would it be for
not like gear matters

>>544088429
My Double Feather Bed.

>>544087187 (OP)
>gooey lala

>>544088276
You need to level up CUL more

>>544087359
>nigroe
this explains so much

>>544088458
idgi

>>544088189
meow

what mods do I need to install to look like this in-game?

>>544088220
Do you mind if I am terrible at pvp?

>>544088656
I want a furry gf

>malezen keeps fucking up pulls
>check him
>OLDezen
alright i won't judge

>>544088456
I dunno. Probably just a cool way of saying it's optional.

>>544088434
too bad your boyfriend cant get enough of filipino boy ass

>>544088725
I am that furry gf (GAM piloted)

>>544088656
Only this lalaboy knows.

>>544088656
The furry mods for catgirls are cursed as fuck. You can add peets to hrothgals. Not sure you can animize them but I suppose anything is possible with customize.

>>544088868
horrid
vile, even

ahk morn is literally the coolest spell ever change my mind

imagine a moonie saying gm at 4pm

>>544088964
If only you could use it three times like the dragons do

>>544088964
>change my mind
don't feel like it

>>544088868
>no fur
into the garbage, that lalaboy doesn't know either
>>544088896
I found a mod to add peets to all races but really all I want is a fur body mod that isn't just change the color pattern for hroths, basically miqo'te but instead of human skin it's fur

>schizo finally gets one embarrassing thing about me that I didn't even do or make
>spams about it whenever he thinks I'm posting
>literally the only mention of my name for months

>>544088818
That would be a sick burn if I cared about him at all besides his money.

>>544089013
gm

goolalafel

>>544088670
I don't mind at all! Odin wolves den?

>>544089052
sounds like your schizo is someone personal or has personal beef with you and what they like to do is find the thing that will make you the most insecure and spam that until you leave

>>544088964
From the deepest pit of the seven hells to the pinnacle of the heavens, the world shall tremble!

UNLEASH ULTIMA!

>>544089427
WE DON'T HAVE ULTIMA

>>544088964
Extraplanar Pursuit is pretty cool.

>>544089293
It's not even that embarrassing, which makes it even more strange.

>>544088964
Megidolaondyne

GOOOOODBYEEEEEEEE HORSSSSSSSESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'M FLYING OVER YOOOOOU
GOOOOOODBYEEEEEEE HORSSSEEEESSSSSS
I'M FLYING OVER YOOOOOU

>>544087858
no one will EVER do this to me

Which posters belong to lowlanders?

>>544089526
unironically kino song

>>544089591
diddy blud aaaah pedophile jenkins aaahhh kill yourself nigga

>>544089496
maybe its obvious
but I was kind of surprised how stupid they are

>>544087416
um. . . . . .

>>544089275
On my way..

Really need Alisaie to hit her growth spurt

>>544089591
ew what the fuck
I hope literally nobody

>>544088313
/smooch

>>544089591
Saran

my penis wenis

I recieved intel from my uncle that works at square enix and next expansion we're going to KUGANE
The new jobs are Onmyouji and Geomancer

My sunnie

>>544087416
Bounce on what now

>>544089714
Sure thing! i am the /shakedrink moonie

>>544089770
/smooch

help him

bouncey bouncey bouncey bouncey

>>544089823
built for my femra

>>544089167
ty for saying gm

Fat fuck idea:
Freeze chocolate syrup into ice cubes and use it for iced coffee

Oh right, also queue CC

Confess.

me malezen is in line at a costume store

Home...

Billion dollar idea:

Silent packaging for food so fat people can eat late at night without letting everyone else in the house know.

>>544089864
server?

>>544089954
SO true

>>544089991
>fake chocolate-flavored HFCS
Melt down chocolate chips and do it proper if you're going to be a fat fuck, ffs

>>544090060
I confess I'm almost done with this step

it's easier than you think to not be a fat fuck

>>544090060
I slept all day and I'm still tired

>>544088964
ENERGY SHIELD!

>>544090098
imagine fighting over a cereal bowl

>>544088964
i wish that like bahamut's akh morn, it was like on a 1.0s cooldown and you could mash it and mash it and mash it for a shit ton of light pillars

>>544090131
cac

Post butts for me to smooch!

>>544090060
My glub likes well done steaks.

>>544090098
this hits like the last part of the game when you return to the starting area

>>544090060
I met a tranny femra last night and he got into my discord... I'm hoping he's as cute as he says.

>>544088964
Being Mortal is a big gay nuke that gives me wings.

What the fuck is wrong with people man...

>>544090247
mateus... you coming to the meetup tomorrow?

>>544090108
>open fridge
>peel a couple leaves from cabbage
>snack on them
it is just that easy

A lot of people have been saying that lowlanders won. A tremendous amount.

>>544090552
are you a rabbit

>>544090203
Yeah but it's not fun, so ehh...

>>544090060
I'm about to put the new young scrolls album on loop and queue up cc

>>544090475
No clue

>>544090475
>mother's basement
brother look at a calendar why are you still watching this shit

>>544090552
That will sound like bones breaking,it will not work

>>544090552
cabbage isn't even food wtf

>>544090594
whats wrong with just having a bit of cabbage

>>544090475
>Bro named Mother's Basement
>Still hasn't moved out

>>544090538
I will likely be busy, sorry

*sniff* *sniff* Hmm...

>>544090060
I stayed up last night for a four-hour ERP session with a new partner, which is the longest I've done in a while with anyone who isn't part of a small long-term group of RP friends, and I have mixed feelings.
On the one hand, we both had a LOT of fun and plan to do more of it, but maybe for not so long of a time. On the other hand, man, that's a long time with relatively little of it spent doing the actual gooning part, compared to my usual late-night activities.

>>544090626
>christfags shoehorning their jew worship into everything again

Anyone wanna farm the mhw ex?

>the fuckboy cats are here
i gotta skedaddle

>>544090767
blud greased up like rotisserie chicken

>>544090594
No! What made you think that!

>>544090661
it is not that loud and you can just cut the stems

>>544090668
No it's not food it's a snack you crunch on

>>544090772
Nothing wrong with spending that long just doing RP if you actually enjoy the collaborative writing aspect of it. Honestly never really got into the whole "gooning" aspect of it myself, I just write for the fun of it first and foremost, though I've had multiple partners who found that very odd/off-putting.

>>544090906
/smooch

what do you do in this situation

>>544090943
>:3

>>544091041
i win

>>544091041
I'd handle it.

>>544091041
just avoy dood

May I?

>>544090937
Who are the fuckboy cats?

>>544091041
chiten, zantetsuken

>>544090626
>Yeahhhh regulations and morality are so cringe guys, science all the way, wooo, let's do fucked up shit in the name of science, totally heckin Christian vibes bros right????? You're not an anti-christ sympathiser are you?!?!?!?!?

>>544091041
I pick up that strange person-like creature and throw it towards them as a distraction while I run away

>>544090386
You'd know a lot about big gays

>>544090108
okay but like what are the logistics surrounding this
why is your food so loud
what is the distance to food noise ratio that you actually have to be quiet when eating
what does silent packaging even constitute considering the only viable option is plastic

>>544090552
eating a piece of cheese would likely net more calories and be quieter than munching on crispy plant fiber both

>>544091041
one ahk morn crit oneshots em easily at level 70

>>544091041
Yeah, this seems like a good time to squeeze in two Meditate ticks

>>544091041
run in a circle and hope I don't get divebombed into my own twisters

>>544089591
I know, but I'll never tell..

>>544090906
think about how many statics were ended under that ass...

>>544091041
Personally I'd die but you can probably figure out a better idea

>>544091121
Sure, come in bro.

I want to fuck Jean's tight rabbit hole.

I miss all of our ebins why did they leave for blue protocal

Anyone wanna do anything?

>>544091445
not really, no

>>544091429
Based and same, bet that whiteboy would look good in a skirt.

My uncle molests a secretary that works at Square Enix and told me that the jobs aren't going past Level 100 and that from here on out we're getting sub-stones that contain job skills and have to be leveled up. Each class will get 1 except Summoner and Monk which get 2 in exchange for no new jobs with every class getting another around 8.3 (intended release)
>Paladin
Mystic Knight - All weaponskills now inflict additional magic damage, gets magic attack Ability and party-wide magic attack buff.
Royal Knight 8.3 - Cover gets upgraded to apply to the entire party (though damage pierces HG), gets 10% Mit as part of its magic combo
>Warrior
Berserker - Adds 2 additional charges to Berserk, new ability to trade def for attack
8.3 stone unknown
>Dark Knight
Details unknown
>White Mage
8.0 stone unknown
Elemental's Chosen - Additional pot for GCD heals, reduced Bene timer to 120, Raise changed to instacast
>Scholar
Details uknown
>Astrologian
Sunmancer - Adjusts Aspected Benefic/Helios potencies
Starmancer (8.3) - Nocturnal Sect, in essence
>Sage
Details unknown
>Monk
Geomancer - Greased Lightning now increases damage, focus on party buff abilities
Champion - Increased potencies, new trait auto applies True North after chakra blast

That's all I know for now aside that Summoner gets "Invoker" which apparently changes all his primal summons to spirits and youkai. I'll let you guys know more when my uncle boards the secretary's train on wednesday.

>>544087187 (OP)
I want to fuck Howling Blade so bad

CONTAINMENT HAS BEEN BREACHED

>>544091445
I'm already doing something. A catboy.

>>544091239
I'm something of a dabbler.

I'm sorry, I'm a loser ebin. I try and, quite frankly, there's too much ebinism to fight against. No picture; figure it out.

>>544091553
Who is this cutie?

>>544091565
need a wisp++ for my frost

>>544091565
What's the extra plus for

>>544091604
(insert my name here). . .

She finally appears

The JP voice makes her come across as a tomboy-gal hybrid, which is cool

>>544090772
I want this but with a certain anon.

>>544091710
two of them...

>>544091015
>the collaborative writing aspect of it
It's alright, but I make no bones about the fact that I'm there to get off (eventually) and only seek out partners who are alright with that. There's no real friction here either since she said she's more than willing to do quicker, more direct sessions as well, as suits the mood.
It's more me wrestling with the fact that time constraints have shifted me away from longer scenes toward shorter ones that tend to be physically gratifying throughout, to the point where my preferences might have shifted even when more time is available.

Ok I can see why people like catgirls

>>544090772
The fuck are you talking about

>>544091785
concerning

>>544091870
i thought that was a pretty clear post

>>544091553
Cute girl!
I hope she's not stuck in a mental hospital in finland and forced to wear ugly plaid boypants!

>>544091438
But... I never left...

>>544091501
Okay

>>544091590
Have fun

>>544090203
It's hard to cut after you bulked up though. My lifts haven't dropped but I know I'm gonna be lean as fuck for the next summer

>>544091604
stop trying a loser ebin is still an ebin
If you spammed as much as others you could have the same "popular ebin" experience they do
and why in the ever living fuck would you ever want to

>>544092010
You aren't an ebin

>>544091767
is it me
what race/gender

>>544091767
is it me...?

>>544090772
>man, that's a long time with relatively little of it spent doing the actual gooning part, compared to my usual late-night activities.
That's the best part. There are only so many different ways you can type "he fucks her harder" before cumming and then you wrap the scene. It's all the fluff, flirting, and buildup that make the time enjoyable and the release all the more rewarding.

>>544091438
hey at least you still have me~

My maloonster CUL is like this.

>>544092092
Truth

>>544092050
how? they are known and liked mostly and spend time with known and mostly liked people. that's an ebin.

>>544092092
hey...

>>544092095
Too big and too small

>>544090715
No worries, doll.
/smooch

>>544092161
shit that must mean i'm an ebin

>>544092043
>If you spammed as much as others you could have the same "popular ebin" experience they do
This isn't necessarily true

when this game eventually EoSs, you'll still see elk and tikaasi posting

>>544092025
I'm down run some dungeins and abuse your holes after

>>544091830
Howdy...
I get kinda bored when it ends up being quick fucks so to counter this I stay half in character for most interactions to allow the brain plausible deniability which leaves more room for RP of the non-E kind.
>>544092075
>>544092069
Probably not, no.

>>544089591
GIWTWM

>>544090060
the girly thoughts bring me comfort, they no longer scare me

>>544092131
2 tacos, please

>>544092217
it is always true for anyone who spams their character.

I am a winner, no, I cannot lose
She wanna fuck but I'm not in the mood
I'm not cuffing no thottie, that's not in a movie
You can tell she going, she showing her boobies
You can tell that she going, she showing her titties
Got Glock Gen 5, this bih' stay with me
These drugs abuse like Bobby and Whitney
Wanna go to the moon when the bih' get with me

>>544091852
This appears the closer that ass gets to your face

>>544092161
What if I spend most my time playing the game?

>>544089047
https://xivmodarchive.com/modid/124961

Probably not furry enough but I can't find the old furry mod from before DT

>>544092353
>bih
lol thats like pih haha

>>544091429
you want to do what now to my what

>>544089591
these ones
>>544090180
>>544090209
>>544091852
>>544092095
>>544088803
>>544087597

>>544091445
Yeah, you.
/smooch

>>544092396
That's the way I want to go!

>>544092342
Nah, you have to have a certain type of in-game presence which most anons are rightfully reluctant to do or such a ludicrous thread presence that everyone knows you by infamy.

>>544092336
That'll be 5 trillion billion gil please, I have 7 children to feed.

>. . .
i bet she's good at it...

>>544092448
fuck you man I laughed

>>544091785
Mithia...

>>544092208
i bet you are! good job!
>>544092437
ebins are allowed to play the game. some of the best raiders are the hardest plappers.

>>544092524
good at what...

>>544092530
What if I don't raid but do other things?

>>544092095
Lap crushing paizuri

>>544090060
I want to give him JOI and make him cum and then we can play content together right after...

any femlalae wanna sit on my male highlander?

>>544092453
Have anal sexual intercourse with the feminine anthropomorphic male Leporidae rectum you possess.

>>544092523
Whaddafug that's robbery...

>>544092336
who's alt this is?

>>544092590
idk. i gave my personal definition as:
>they are known and liked mostly and spend time with known and mostly liked people. that's an ebin.
but that's not quite right cause lots of ebins are NOT mostly liked (hey). i think it's best to see it as very made up and broadly meaning a person of note, fame or infamy, influence, or otherwise a recognizable community figure.
therefore whatever you're into or keeps you busy is broadly insubstantial.

>>544092336
>>544092734
My catboy thinks this lala is cute.

>>544092275
No thanks

>>544092342
No it's not

>>544092690
You're never going to get one like that. Every femlala wants to just be picked up and put there.

>>544092763
Wife

>>544092763
a foul wind is brewing, sire...

My hrothgal's underboob is itchy

>>544092859
I'm asking to be nice, I can't tell them what I'm gonna force them to do right away, ya know~

>>544092281
This was entirely in-character but also pretty strongly "E" throughout. But yeah, you're saying even for the shorter ones you keep it partially IC.
>>544092092
>There are only so many different ways you can type "he fucks her harder"
I'm very much non-vanilla to the point where there are always fun things to explore even without fluff.
That said, I don't even really disagree with you, just that I've had so many demands on my time for the past couple of years that my preferences as a whole might've shifted toward more compact scenes.

>>544091356
>pins mt down
>both healers struggling to keep his hp up
>ot unable to steal aggro
>each bounce on top of mt creates heavy raidwides
>creampie enrage where she explodes and covers the arena with goo
I think about it averagely

>>544092763
stop posing and cut the tail retard

>>544092470
/blush
/smooch

>>544092953
>I'm very much non-vanilla
hey......

>>544093045
Does your fiddie enjoy catboys?

>>544090060
I wish things went back to how they were and they were the right person again. In XIV

>>544092734
They're very good tacos miss, please understand, also you already ordered. No backsies.

>>544093183
No

>>544092953
>you're saying even for the shorter ones you keep it partially IC
Bit more than that really. Unless it's very clearly not a fun or playful mood, I'll be more or less IC. More akin to the characters themselves having a casual chat than actual RP. It works surprisingly well for drawing people in, but does FA when my current list of RP partners sits at a fat 0.
>Very non-vanilla
You'd probably get bored with me then.

>>544092953
What you get off to reinforces itself. If that's been mostly short scenes then you're going to start liking short scenes more.

>>544091356
damn sure killed mine bro
remember to not be afraid to tell others that they should fix their gameplay, frens

>>544093259
No more smooches for you then.

>>544092173
Hey... I'm currently occupied doing exactly what I described, sorry anon...
>>544092953
>I've had so many demands on my time for the past couple of years that my preferences as a whole might've shifted toward more compact scenes.
I get that. I never let it change how I like to RP though. I just get it whenever I have the time to take my time and really enjoy myself.

>>544092774
Mine

>>544092832
Thanks anon

>>544093216
{Have stuff to do, gotta go!}

>>544093368
Fair enough

>>544090060
I just don't see a point in trying for a GF anymore, dating irl sucks so fucking bad and not in the fun way

>>544091356
my TEA group was partially ended because one guy kept breathing really heavily on open mic during the enrage when all the gold chastity cuck cages came down and it made everyone else uncomfortable

>>544092847
Fine i'll be gentle

>>544093314
>What you get off to reinforces itself
This shit right here needs to be stapled to the front of the internet

Raen in the left
Xaela on the right

With the JP voice she's actually quite cute

>>544090060
I wish I had bought a house a decade ago when they were affordable.

okay meow what

>>544093478
what about it is bad

imagine getting past adds and sugar riot just flops over on your femra tank and absorbs her into her slime belly and you watch her dissolve into a skeleton over the next few seconds and it's like a goopy version of UWU enrage except your tank is gone when you respawn

I need wet, sloppy tongue kisses from Rava fiera (female)

my catboy smells like old leather shoes

>>544093528
Is this some SEAmonkey shit

Is the quicksands just for erping? Or is it all of ul'dah? I like to rp but erping is tiring and I don't fap anymore. I just wanna have goofy or flirty roleplay.

>>544093543
You're just trying to gaslight yourself, JP, DE, FR every region hated her becuase she was poorly written the voice had nothing to do with it, the VA just made things worse by acting like a cunt on twitter.
Wuk Lamat is just a poorly written character, she couldn't be saved with the best VA in the word.

yearning for that femra again...

finally home, fish resumes

>>544093743
Nikke is South Korean but that's about it.
It's mainly just about fit vs not fit girls.

>My femra walks up to you and whispers Domain Expansion
>Now playing Revenge Twofold.

>>544093763
Yeah pretty much, you have to find roleplay communities outside of uldah for that nowadays

>>544093543
yeah
until cyberpunk starts

>be single and lonely for so long that my sexual preferences both expand and regress
It's not easy being a khagan...

>>544093637
she absorbs my cum and gets even bigger, but it makes her a lighter blue

>>544092336
Baked potato

Where are the good miera

>>544093592
one hundred first dates where we have nothing in common or she's on her phone. I even ask for second dates or hangouts and rarely get a reply.
It's all so tiresome. I don't think I'm cut out for love.

>>544093557
Same. The only way I'll get a home is if I move out of state. In Fino Fanto of course.

>>544093924
homofujos or taken

>>544093924
all we have left are jean and tycho take your pick

>>544093862
>Nikke
when that first came out i was excited cause I thought it was Niike.

>>544093924
My mava is good but is a lone wolf hermit...

>>544093836
is it me?

>>544094001
Both at once, fuck it. Not my first picks, but a miera hole is a miera hole.

>>544093878
I've made a few friends and had a few rps in limsa so I'll just stay there.

>>544093924
if you want quality you gotta BE quality

>>544093834
>the VO being a cunt on twitter is why people dislike her
half true, its also because she did a terrible job, and made every scene she was in unbearable to listen to. If they went with a native spanish speaker from cental or south america, she would be 10x better, even if its a troon still.
some random cadaver from kentucky doing their best caricature of what a latina would sound like is so far off the mark of acceptable i have no clue how it made it to release.

FFA Malboro map party, Crystal
Initials:EF
No password.

>>544093836
this one?
https://files.catbox.moe/t4qkj4.png

>>544093046
Hi!
>>544093269
I see what you mean now. For casual chatting that would actually be fun, but your spoiler is probably right since I usually can only budget time for the lewder end of things.
>>544093314
That might be part of it. Still, I've had edge / goon seshes in the four-hour range recently as well, but those hit a little differently.
>>544093392
I mean I've always liked shorter and more directly lewd as well. It's more that time constraints have kept me away from being able to devote a whole night to more "RP-style" scenes for a while.

>>544093836
I can't stop thinking about her...

>>544093836
let it out bro...

My catboy... He's going to make some cheap potstickers and then go to bed...

>Gee anon why don't you unlock more stuff?
>Spend and hour and a half straight just skipping every cutscene to STILL not have unlocked Bozja
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
I'm not usually this fucking prickly but goddamn
>Speak to Bizja and everyone and listed to DA QWEEEEEN
>Everyone walks away
>Go speak to Mikoto
>Go speak to Cid and Makoto
>Go speak to Bizja
>Speak to Bizja again
>Speak to Gerolt
>Speak to Gerolt again
>Speak to Mikoto again
>Speak to random mook
>Speak to Bizja
>Speak to Bezja
>Speak to-
NO
Group up
Give me a summary
Stop saying the same goddamn shit the next guy is saying just to push me over to them to hear the same shit
"Truly Bozja is lost..."
>Objective complete!
>Go speak to Buzja!
"Bozja... The QWEEN..."
>Objective complete!
>Go speak to Mikoto
"These fighters... They're fighting!"
>Objective complete!
>Go speak to Bezja
"Our plan is this... we fight!"

Stop
Fucking
Talking
I got the point five goddamn books ago.
We need to make the blades
We need Cid's memory to remake them
We have them
We fight.
That'd take all of what? 30 minutes with the fight?
Cease your yapping.
>>544093834
He's just starting and likely hasn't cracked DT open yet when she takes an immediate nosedive. Even JPs were hopeful with the character and voice from 6.55

>>544093834
>>544093891
You guys are getting me worried

Is the writing really THAT bad?

>>544094194
>Still, I've had edge / goon seshes in the four-hour range recently as well
HEY?

>>544094190
Whom

gym finished
fishin in eorzea
life aint so bad

>>544094190
WAOW do you like catboys?

>>544094194
>I've had edge / goon seshes in the four-hour range
race/gender..

>>544093743
>>544093862
so yes it's "some SEAmonkey shit"

>>544094123
retards will shit up any kind of discussion about diversity hires just because someone is a minority but honest to god the wuk lamat english VA is the real deal

>>544094276
>filtered by cutscenes
you HATE to see it.

>>544094365
love u vro

>>544094194
>I've had edge / goon seshes in the four-hour range recently as well, but those hit a little differently.
I know this feeling anon. I can't stop though it's fun when it lasts a long time teasing the same person.

>>544093836
None of my femras are online, bros...

>>544094291
nta but hey!!

>>544094278
No, it's just mid. People are up in arms because it's not the same exciting climax that Endwalker was.

>>544094194
>but your spoiler is probably right
I mean I can teach you to enjoy it all over again unless you can't get off without suffocating with a sword up your ass or summat. I've found kinks are generally in two types. Over expose to erotica which can be fixed and trauma which can't be fixed, at least not in an RP setting. Any playful kinks are usually something I'm more open to.

>>544094276
most sane raider

>>544094190
rue is so gross

>>544094278
Yeah. Post DT gets a bit better, but it's a low bar. 7.3 was at least decent though.

Hello there!

>>544093982
Everyone wants love, but few are willing to rape into Stockholm Syndrome.

My femlala learned something new today. You can ventilate mammals through the anus.

>>544094569
who cares about gay guys opinions

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>>544094569
he's right though
everyone memoryholed it after EW's seething over no foray but unlocking bozja is total aids and people bitched about it all the time during shb

>>544094276
questionable has been such a blessing i think i'd melt like this too if I had to go back

>>544094278
it was for me
DT was tolerable until cyberpunk started
once texas started i got so excited, then the trainwreck hit full speed (literally) and its only downhill

>>544094545
>Kinks are problems that exist for me to fix them
NTA, but you sound kind of unpleasant...

my femlala is drunk...

>>544094693
the gay guy is the one putting a dick on his femra

>>544094715
meant for >>544094556

>>544094715
bro wrong reply?

>>544094779
/pet
Drink plenty of water to avoid a hangover.

>>544094490
love you too, mwah

>>544094694
I'm a dumbass and had my time off...

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Why is it whenever an alt pretending to be a main appears and is suspiciously thread savvy, it's always a femlala?

>>544094278
In DT?
Yeah, I think part of the issue is that FFXIV really built itself on the story so if you had anything even mediocre it would stand out and DT falls behind mediocre.
It takes another nose dive in 6.1 then picks up a bit in 6.2 which I'm guessing is when they could really change course from DT.
I honestly didn't know how much I cared for the story until DT came out and I found my enjoyment in the game just fall off.

>>544094278
Overall DT was fine to good with some kino moments. There were 3 scenes I had issues with in 7.0, but I've had issues with moments from every expansion.
Ignore the hyperbolic youtube clickbaiters, doomposters, and chuds.

>>544094928
femlalas are alt material

>>544094928
You guys are always really bad at picking out fake sprouts.

>>544094672
What does this mean for femlalas though?

Welcome to the machine...

>>544094278
It's meh and more shallow than ARR-SB without the le epic clapbait moments of ShB/EW

>>544094291
More hey-posting...
>>544094417
Midlander, male. Sorry to burst your bubble!
>>544094497
Nothing quite like having your brain lit on fire for several hours solid.
>>544094545
Oh, I'm good with where I am in that respect. With time being more constrained and forcing me to pick, I'd choose lewd over light and fluffy every time.
I've had no real "over"exposure to erotica and no trauma nor am I looking to "fix" my kinks. I've just always been extremely submissive and have a lot of specific tastes.

>>544094779
/smooch
My catboy will keep you safe.

>>544094569
rue is one of the nicer bodies, how can you not like it

>>544095009
name 5 fake sprouts and 5 real sprouts in xivg

>>544095110
WA my beloved

>>544095110
that doesn't burst my bubble, how can i find you?

>>544094480
Not really. I like cutscenes when they don't waste my time. Put actual meat in the story, don't just slightly alter the same three paragraphs and stretch it to two hundred. God that shit gets annoying.
>>544094717
Doesn't help that I just got out of going through the Ivalice raids which are cutscene HELL.
>Speak to Alma
>Cutscene
>Speak to Razma
>Cutscene
>Speak to Razma
>Cutscene
>Speak to Lina
>Cutscene
>Go outside to speak to Lina
>Cutscene
>Go inside to speak to Razma
>Cutscene
>Speak to Razma
>Cutscene
>Go outside to speak to Lina
>Cutscene
The saving grace of Ivalice is that they had more story to tell that the start of Bozja, but even that was wearing on my patience by the time I'm starting the Queen's Yapfest.

>>544094949
>DT was fine
Literally no it wasn't, no one said this when it came out.
Even diehards were calling YoshiP out on this.
It's ok to ask Square to do better, you don't owe FFXIV shit.

>>544095009
t. fake sprout who was caught and is still in angry denial

>>544094190
I'm not gay but I would probably allow her to fucc me

i have a better batting record with returners than sprouts

>>544094204
is it..........?

sproutma balls

>>544094770
You'd never understand.
>>544095110
>Oh, I'm good with where I am in that respect.
Ah, one of those types. I can respect that.

>>544094928
nobody detected my main when I was on my erp alt fucking most /xivg/ people... I can sleep soundly knowing I'm pure on my main

>>544095224
The kino was there all along.
As were the problems with the other expansions.

>>544094190
C R Y S T A L
R
Y
S
T
A
L

im bored

>>544095327
probably

>>544094309
>>544094398
that's just a golem
>>544095253
that's pretty gay

>>544093836
same.. my sunnie knows no respite

catboy potsticker time :33

>>544094039
Yeah anal.
JUST do it

>>544095164
Plastic bamboo
Plastic bonzai
Plastic pincushion cactus
Plastic hydrangea
Plastic rose

Real fern
Real cypress
Real hemlock
Real daffodil
Real mulberry

>>544095436
I can respect wanting to be a contrarian but this ain't it king.
DT being good isn't a hill you nor anyone should die on.

>>544094928
Ivy started as a femroe though

sticky catboy time

>>544095110
Rubbing my sunnie's stockings all over this midlander, male

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this was the kino moment for me in dt

>>544095662
>not on the list
it's so over

>>544095165
(You)'re beloved too, anon.
>>544095209
If you can reach Balmung, pull up search, put in W and check Thanalan. I'm the only W.A. in The Goblet. If not, give me a location, but you might get cockwatched.
>>544095415
Haha hopefully that's not a pejorative. I have memories of the vast majority of my interests being deeply ingrained since long before I had exposure to any truly adult content. Some of it has matured a little over time, but it's been remarkably stable to where there's really no changing it.

>>544091438
>even Macchi made the swap
It's actually over

>>544095662
RC my beloved

>>544095616
My catboy is about to have some grass fed ground beef and homemade butter mayo. Maybe some eggs too.

>>544095224
>>544095681
>erm...did i just catch you disagreeing with my consensus??

>>544095486
it's not gay because I wasn't turned on when that one person was spamming dicks in the thread a few days ago

>>544095715
The only good moment was the defense of Tuliyollal and it still relied on EW callbacks

>>544095436
List the kino moments then

>>544095725
bwo, you could just say /search forename wryx

>>544095634
anal poster!
NO! niike is the main antagonist of witch and the hundred knight!

LB14 status on this saturday night with no meet?

>>544095681
>you forgot the arr slog
>you forgot the heavensward slog
>you forgot the stormblood disjoint
>you forgot the shadowbringers tram slog
>you forgot the endwalker labyrinthos 2 slog with the music blaring
mmm a little less youtube next time

>>544095725
i'm on balmung, i'll do that in a minute

>>544094278
Unironically patch Wuk >>>>> DT Wuk.

DT is not bad it's aggressively mid and sometimes annoying which feels bad after ShB and EW.

>>544095918
cute hroth

>>544095725
>Haha hopefully that's not a pejorative.
Not at all man. Some people are just different and that's fine. Entirely different from a chick demanding you choke her because she subconsciously got off when she got backhanded in her formative years.
Might look you up anyway just to know the name and keep an eye out.

>>544095850
Niggaia...

>>544095943
>slog
I enjoyed all expansions

>>544095918
i wish i lived in the timeline where hrothgals were the most popular so i could see them everywhere

>>544094278
Its definitely the worst MSQ. Very few good moments. Even I though Wuk (JP) was kinda cute in the prepatch but shes terrible in DT. But its not like Wuk is the only problem.

>>544095704
I get the feeling you've done this before...
>>544095882
Sure, but we treasure the results that take a little more effort to get, don't we?

>>544095731
God I hope it stays that way. Not having all these fags here feels so good.

>>544095918
she's adorable

>>544096030
Same, they were all very enjoyable. They were not flawless. Just like Dawntrail.

>>544095938
Dead pretty much

Somebody get my boy some skin whitening cream

He looks like he isn't rendered properly

The Dawntrail role quest NPCs are in Mih Khetto's Amphitheatre for All Saints' Wake.

>>544096234
mih more like pih

>>544096221
Yo did one of the mannequins leave my apartment or something?

>>544096234
ahh neat, i had noticed they were in the splash art as well, didn't expect them to have em show up outside of that

>>544095912
feet?

>>544095662
lol

>>544096181
i have to find a new game to play now what a chore
wish i liked gachashit i would join everyone else in blue protocol

>>544091736
I actually think Wuk would have been a lot more well-received if the english VA wasn't chosen just for being a tranny and instead also to make her sound like your tomboy friend instead of a tranny with no vocal range because he's trying to force a "girl voice"

>>544096234
feet?

Another lonely night for my moonie. . .

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logging in to queue roulettes
boy i hope i dont get abysmal dogshit!

>>544096445
I can change that.

>>544096445
Hey... my catboy isn't doin anything

>>544096385
I played the entire story in Japanese without learning about the tranny VA thing until I read this thread again after I finished to not get spoiled and I still hated Wuk, she's just a dogshit written character in general

>>544096445
DO YOU LIKE MALERA

what if I said goodnight, what would you do then?

>>544096445
same but my moonie is drinking

>>544096445
sis don't do it... not sk... not a catboy... don't give in.... there is a cute catgirl waiting for you, i'm sure of it!

>>544096569
i sure do love getting alexander and nier raids everyday!

>>544096341
The gang's all here, including the fiddie who sleeps for sixteen hours a day (my type of woman!)

me rava loves using the rpg

>>544096660
i'd say "goodnight bro" and then smooch your little toes...

>>544096660
Yeet your dodo through a portal into the future, where my evil is law.

mmMMMEEEEOOOOOWWWwwww

>>544096585
:actual_skull:

>>544096592
Yeah she's not great, but the troon shit really added to just how bad it is. Most people probably woulda shrugged her off as just another lyse

>>544096680
I WISH I GOT NIER RAIDS BRO GIVE ME THAT
YOU CAN HAVE THE CRYSTAL TOWER QUEUES

>>544096585
>>544096586
>>544096642
No males

>>544096660
tuck you in

>>544096234
their relationship is so cute

>>544096676
>cute catgirl
is it m-
>cute
nvm...

>>544096785
m*le characters eating dirt again

>>544096706
your rava loves using the same damn screenshots
get some new material

>>544096660
bridal carry you to bed, tucking you in with your stuffed shark plushie

>>544096706
what mod to make those breasts sag like that

sorry if I was annoying

>>544096706
This fid-- I mean rava desperately needs milking

>>544089613
I imagine my femlala has a sultry contralto voice like Diane Luckey

>>544096445
That's every night for malezen lmao

>>544096706
schizo

>>544096926
You're not. They're just cruel.

Me femra is like this

>>544096706
what tattoo

Lamaty'i is my wife

>>544096926
I write this on a piece of paper and eat it every night for good luck

>>544096970
Malezen are depressioncore, they're better that way

>>544096785
That's weird anon because you are one

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>>544096234
but is my fiera wife there

Tali rizen likes to get cucked

>>544097001
mine is like this

the new orgy club venue is sick
3 houses with stuff on the exterior
one house is just for bdsm
OCE so gooners from all regions are here

>>544096781
i dont like them cause they take a little over an hour

>>544096445
same sis..

>>544096660
you don't wanna know

>>544097130
Sigh time to do some bong rips and listen to this album

>>544094039
my hrothgar is doing really bad in Labyrinth of Refrain: Coven of Dusk

>>544097119
No, she's in gaol where she belongs.

>>544097040
true

>>544097127
Yeah, so do I. So what?

>>544097130
>Kenshi
I know who you are.

>>544096896
>stuffed shark plushie
do you take me for a fool

>>544096970
>Walk up to cute girl
>She's clearly chatting with her boyfriend
>Wonder why you can't have that
>The anger swells up inside
>Demand they both EXPLODE
>It turns out she was talking to her brother
>And she was about to claim you're her boyfriend to get out of a date he set up for her lonely self

>>544097127
its true
t. someone who has cucked him before

>>544097261
>Kenshi
actual fucking retard

>>544097204
Post your formations and puppets.

Trannies would shit in their own coffee maker if there’s was a 5% chance a chud might drink it.

>>544097274
not the homosexual one

what race do i pick to feel like ryan gosling

>>544096763
Oh hush. You know you love me.

>>544096785
Tragic. Expected, but tragic all the same.

I miss Zenos...

>>544097156
i would prefer that to the most boring instances in the world yeah

>>544097258
may I cuck?

>>544097385
that's LITERALLY the male midlander meme

>>544097282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM3uXu1Dq4c

>>544096785
You should specify friendship lonely or romance lonely when you lonelypost

>one arkslop party up at 9 pm on a weekend
yea this game is ACTUALLY dead

>>544097385
People will say male midlander but the real one is male lalafell.

>>544097204
did you fall into a pit and lose a ton of money? or did you hit the difficultly spike?
>>544097356
also yeah do this and always make sure ur tanks are on the rightmost side.

>>544097408
Race?

>>544097426
Both but every time I've met up with a male claiming they want friendship, they want romance. I don't want romance with a male character.

>>544097458
gacha fuarking won dude...

Now that the dust has settled, what the fuck was this? Did the person who designed the hobo gear this tier get fired?

>>544092667
The perfect woman

>>544097119
this bitch could circumcise you with her tongue alone

>>544097383
I need to get the onion prince minion and make that my personality actually

>>544097392
KINOOOOO

>>544097524
m*le characters just cannot win

>>544096914
lava omoi
>>544096960
yea
>>544097007
https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/91499

>>544097261
retard https://youtu.be/hIw7oeZKpZc

>>544097040
It is a peaceful existence

>>544096130
Recasting a few roles hasn't changed anything. The thread is just as fucking awful as it's always been, if not worse.

>>544097491
fiddie

>>544097524
I assure you I have zero romantic interest in you unless you are a femlala. And even then 90% aren't gonna make the cut.

tali rizen told me in confidence that he likes to suck aids dick off grindr (he is a bugchaser)

>>544097572
easily the most uncomfortable a post has made me dear lord

>>544096845
>>544097586
Some of the happiest and best adjusted people I've met here play males though

>>544097416
Truly, being Malezen is suffering...

You’re a poltergeist
I’m a passenger now

>>544097772
Aw shucks, I'm dead? This is the worst halloween ever...

>>544097551
surely they wouldnt give us 5 tiers in a row with terrible armor

What is the best floorset to farm aetherpool in PotD?

Fiddies

i literally cannot tell the difference in personality of brando and arando
they may as well be the same person to me with how one dimensional they are

>>544096221
how do i unlock this locked fighting game character?

>>544097867
youre not implying the asphodelos set looks bad are you

>>544097551
I really fw the caster set.

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>>544097563
this would be so sexy if she didn't smoke.

>>544097936
Almost like they're just a pack of dogs

>>544097936
can you prove they aren't the same person...

>>544097694
I'd allow it.

>>544097936
arando is hot
brando is not

>>544097956
that was the last time we had a good set of 8 man raid gear. im implying that the next tier in a couple months will be another miss

>>544098009
smokers mouths have more texture for blowies

>>544097563
this would be sexy if she had a dick

>>544097936
Brando is more social in game and will yap pretty often, Arando only talks in whispers with friends and will ignore you if you aren't

>>544097551
I really tried to make something work with the striking babyface chestpiece but even after I made what I thought would be the best outfit around it, it was still pretty shit
maybe the fending/maiming chestpieces are okay at best but the rest of the gear is unusable

>>544097936
arando is the pornbrained straight guy and brando is the agp femboy chudlite

>>544097936
what inspired this post

>>544094108
sry im a wolfera now

>>544098059
races of the couple?

My lalaboy is the Eggplant Knight of /xivg/

>>544097936
They're both stupid biggers who go to femlala tea parties where they're not wanted.

>>544090060
My moonie ordered mcdonalds at 1am last night while drunk and is still thinking about how good it was.

>>544097936
I like Brando he's fun to talk to

>>544090060
I want someone to love

>>544097489
no i just started so i only have 4 covens, big difficulty jump from b2 to b3 and 4

>>544097894
Yes hello it is I a fiddie!

>>544098075
I like anabaseios

>>544098075
ok good, i would have had to kill you if you were implying otherwise

>>544097867
abyssos was good you dumb troon

>>544098313
I gave up on love. I just want a loyal partner that makes my life a little easier.

>>544097458
Sorry, bro, I'm othergaming with my girl in her favorite cozygame that just got an update.

>>544095731
>8 digit UID
im going to throw up

>>544097392
It's really not the same without the music

>>544097867
I liked the glowKINO we got for abyssos but im a WoW armorfag so thats right up my alley

>>544090060
I'm usually a happy person but lately I've felt so lonely that I'm slowly spiraling into depression. The more I try to fix my loneliness and fail the worse it gets.

>>544097936
one is a goonslop twitter tourist and the other actually lurks & posts

>>544093989
Let's be neighbors in the new state.

>>544095765
based....

femra moonie relations

>>544098329
More like fattie