Thread 544639959

>Elden Ring Tarnished Edition delayed to 2026
https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1981360180580217143

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024

>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group/Multiplayer Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>544551114

Wait did they fucking give Heolstor his name because they didn't want two things being "Nameless" because of Nameless King?

dead game
dead general

>>544640813
ummmmm truth nuke

revenant

>>544641158
the mother of my 5 children

>>544641357
We know Wylder

In this thread my wife Trish will finally queue up with me again and then add me.

Uhh, how do I enter the DLC? Do I need to kill two empyreans? I'm on a character I haven't played in months, and Mogh is dead but I can't enter the dlc via the fingers?

what damage type is fartis' roar

>>544641689
Ramadan only

>>544640494
Maybe? Different words though. The "nameless" in Nameless King is 無名, as in "no name". Whereas Heolster is ナメレス or "nah-meh-reh-su". It only reads like "nameless" if you write it out in english.

>>544641939
ahhh ty

ggs libra
on one hand we all had less likely if it was ED, on the other i would have no mana if it was
still wish it was ED desu

gg libra, was hoping for ed with all the status we had

>>544641715
I had less likely so sorry for the schizophrenic bosses

How do we feel about the onlyafro situation?

>>544643124
>one less woke brown tranny in the US
Based.

>>544643124
Subhuman never should have been let in. Objective act of good in the world for once.

>>544643124
i don't know who that is and i don't care. i'm here to talk about video game not random eceleb, stop bringing him up.

>>544644114
Shifty’s new build, throwing other Revenant mains at enemies

>>544644343
He has an attack gremlin that distracts the enemy by 3barring in front of them

>>544644343
He turned into a Duchess main, I've had to sub in as Revenant to compensate

>>544644628
kek, got a chuckle outa me

q

>>544645204
no, lunch

>>544641508
Can’t decide if good or bad

>>544644114
God that’s cute. Imagine just picking her up and using her as an onahole.

>>544645051
Name? For the wife list?

>>544645051
No I haven't, stop spreading misinformation

>>544645695
What does your characters played amount look like?

>>544645403
big titty amazon is always good

>>544643773
Don't trigger it anon.

surely the servers aren't dead still

>>544645818
Looks like it won't help he's winding up his bs already.

>>544645743
ok

>>544646135
Jesus Christ you have more in one character than I have combined.

>>544646135
that's a lot of games, man

>>544646135
Cute! Why are you so cute?

>>544646271
I dont even have the most game hours, some other anon is ahead of me by like 10

>>544646447
which girl do you have crush on

>>544646271
you have, at most, a part time job. Are you a full NEET?

>>544646692
community manager (gratis)

>>544646582
No comment
>>544646692
I'm not a neet

>>544645957
Kill birdjeets. Behead birdjeets. Roundhouse kick a birdjeet into the concrete. Slam dunk a birdjeet baby into a trashcan. Crucify filthy birdjeets. Defecate in a birdjeet's food. Launch birdjeets into the sun. Stir fry birdjeets in a wok. Toss birdjeets into active volcanoes. Urinate into a birdjeet's gas tank. Judo throw birdjeets into a wood chipper. Twist birdjeets' heads off. Report birdjeets to the IRS. Karate chop birdjeets in half. Trap birdjeets in quicksand. Crush birdjeets in a trash compactor. Liquefy birdjeets in a vat of acid. Eat birdjeets. Dissect birdjeets. Exterminate birdjeets in a gas chamber. Stomp birdjeet skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate birdjeets in the oven. Lobotomize birdjeets. Grind birdjeet fetuses in a garbage disposal. Drown birdjeets in fried chicken grease. Vaporize birdjeets with a ray gun. Kick old birdjeets down the stairs. Feed birdjeets to golden hippos. Slice birdjeets with a katana.

terr can you come back we can still win

>>544646135
I can't believe you forsook Revenant, I don't even know you anymore

>>544647203
He's caught in a pattern spamming about guardian.

>>544647203
typical terr, good luck lol

>>544647248
Ironic considering he's playing as the designated brown DEI dude

>>544645784
Only if they actually look like women and not men with tits

>>544646903
>No comment
so there is ONE

Nah das GAWDLIKE Terr!

>>544647203
My decision to block terr has never been more vindicated

Nah 'das' DAWGshite t*rr!

damn got hit with the undodgable triple attack oh well
good effort ser john

Even dough he's GAWDLIKE....

>>544647203
no idea why he had a meltdown when i was the one who lost my souls at the castle lol

>>544647203
>
Duchess troons everyone!

>>544647961
suprised it didn't kick him eventually but eh
i fucked up the res at the castle and then we had demihuman queen trigger her rage before we killed the swordsman i can understand being mad but i was expecting him to leave or come back eventually

>>544647961
now, i wasn't there, but maybe something just came up. i've been in some really fucked runs with terr and he stuck it out.

Queue please!

>>544647909
i think we did pretty damn good all things considered. cant believe terr is currently being used as a breeding sow for a pack of demi humans thats crazy

>>544647402
He's got a whole persona for playing guardian. His mental illness about the bird comes from an anon humiliating him using a bird image.

>>544647108
No

you can add me on steam if you want to know not gonna argue about it here

>>544648224
post the webms sister

>>544647909
>undodgable triple attack
What

>>544648203
just woke up, gonna brush me teeth and hop on

>>544648382
here you go
>>544648506
2 dogs jumping at you while the 3rd sends an rake nuke at you

>>544648617
That's not undodgeable, and saying anything is undodgeable while you're playing duchess is kind of silly.

>>544646692
worse, i'm a student

>>544648617
That doesn't show anything, and that's not undodgeable, especially as Duchess, shitter.

>>544648617
>>544648052

>>544648704
true, if you have restage up and can time it into the recovery frames of your dodge then it's possible

>>544648301
terr why are you such a whiny bitch

>>544648946
You can also dodge 3 times. 2 for the jumping dogs then 1 for the firewave.

notice how birdjeet players never post clips of them doing something impressive in the game, they always post gay ass drawings

I’ve won all my duos due to someone quitting in depths, even when with shitters like sludge. Pathetic attempt

>>544649017
>>544648704
>>544648848
You can easily outsprint that attack the only problem is you might run out of stamina

>>544649196
We get it terr. Someone already explained your illness.

gg mystery heolstor

>>544649342
GG, that was a clean ass run

>>544649196
all the good birds left

Why did mush and yys stop playing?

gg heol gang

>>544649287
You can fuck the dog jumps over if you see them coming. Just move around 3 ft then stop then move again. They'll land where at a specific spot so you just move while they are airborne.

>>544649415
They play under different names now. All the sisters had to get new personalities on /erg/.

you literally just have to spam the roll button as duchess and you get 100% invisibility

>>544649415
unironically filtered by depths

>>544649287
I've always just ran away from the 2 dogs keep them all on camera, and dodge the fire rake from the third.

>>544649294
I'm not terr, I just hate birdniggers

>>544649589
I know dantev

>>544649397
Absolute kino

>>544648848
you can have my fuckup instead

terr? more like shiterr LOL

>>544649397
this is so sad

>>544650113
never larp as a mage ever again

>>544650113
You had time to get him after that embarrassing waste of FP? He's a fag, but this would look like BM from the downed persons' perspective.

>>544650198
Stealing this

>>544649196
Truth
>>544648508
Shut up

>>544649415
Got bored with the game presumably
>>544650198
So true

sote update will save us

>>544650740
ressing with a giant, some soldiers and a pot thrower behind me is just asking to die with him and since ser john died too it meant we were going back to the castle anyway so death didn't matter
i did fuck it up pretty bad though and then ser john died at the gaol and lost his souls and then the demi human fight was even worse

jfc

>>544651259
Oh so you're also a pussy, noted.

lmao sniped me from downtown with those magic missiles. ggs bugs.

>>544651923
Was it the forward leap? I get hit by Gnoster's bullshit every time with that attack because I forget he fires before Faurtis actually goes for it.

>>544651923
no i think i trolled you with duchess ult you didnt go invis so he switched targets to you suddenly. im ass at using duchess ult every time i do it someone fucking dies

>>544652127
Every duchess tries to invis during the driveby. Sadly unlike Calligo who drops out of the air like a rock, the duo just keeps doing their bullshit until the invis wears off in most cases.

Even 'doe' xhe's DAWSHITE thoughbeit

>>544651634
or terr and i could have simply not died

>>544652108
Nah it was mid charge, he was chasing someone else at an angle and half the missiles locked on to me for some reason while I was just popping a bloodboil.

>>544652127
oh...

gg dog

>>544653113
gg dog, that DTS was harder lol

>>544653113
>>544653208
ggs, kinda knew that draconic sentinel was a bad idea. shoulda just ulted and took the hawk taxi

>>544653294
thats what i thought we were doing but you two just rushed straight at him

>>544643967
he was still thinking about me :3 *blushes*

>>544653208
>reddit t-pose

>>544653383
monkey brain took over my bad

>>544653440
any gesture at all is reddit, real 4chan /erg/ers mash l1 to block-wiggle their weapon

>>544644494
so many trannies in fromsoft games

>>544649397
>useless guardian and revenant
many such cases

>>544654496
Even though point down is 4chvd culture
>L1 waggle
Anything more than 3 waggles and you're an annoying fag and probably an estrogenic teen

please clean up your pings. playing the whole game with 2 white pings is actual subhuman behavior

>>544655184
I throw a ping at the border of the map every game

>>544655184
I don't even know how to do this

>>544655184
You can completely disable pings in the options menu, it's what I did

>>544655416
or do what Zorban does and disable them with your superior brainpower

>>544655416
I don't want to disable all pings, just from certain people who spam it nonstop. Sometimes on different locations even (Tide)

>>544655583
This explains some things

>>544655583
Hey look man, it's pretty obvious his attention is split between the game and his chat. It does suck when he'll not notice something because he was reading some chat message and then wonder why people aren't with him or whatever.

erg is finished pack it up

gg jellyfish not bad for having no lightning. i realized i accidentally dropped my dragon greatclaw

man am i happy it was regular augur, don't think any of us found damage negation at full hp

>>544658323
>>544658345
gg augur, nice fighting regular for once
was surprisingly fun

>>544658250
There are times when he doesn't see because he's reading his chat but 9/10 times it is because he is slow. It might be that he is reading a weapon passive or fighting an enemy but it doesn't register in his head that a ping has happened.

>>544658345
Just don't get hit. The only attack that could reasonably hit you is the dash or the tsunami (which ticks damage so negation bubbles do jack shit against anyway). You can just sprint out of the laser and the bubbles and pearl lasers can both be completely negated by just firing off a charged shot as they're coming.

gg cock it was delicious

Can I queue sleepy as heck

>>544658865
Whose?

>>544643124
I lold. Read the kiwifarms thread yesterday and had a good cringe laugh. What a fucking moron but what can you expect from a tranny video game player.

>>544655184
You might have OCD anonykins
The only thing I can't stand is constant self pings for every single corpse item, team buff, ult, etc

>>544654496
Literally weapon wiggling is the sign of a redditor child. I literally put in zero effort when a co-op summoner wiggles at me.

Gestures are the sign of a Soulsborne veteran.

>>544660060
Yup. Very funny.
>>544651134
Giga cope.

>>544654963
>>544660285
Im gonna wiggle even harder now that i know it upsets you. Just like i filter shitters by leaving my name as the default.

>>544660692
It just a sign of a secondary shitter anon. You're signaling that you're a retard is all. Im not mad about it, I just dont respect you.

Why are they like this?

I typically just spam an ash of war at the end screen

>>544660829
My favorite thing about this game is making butt boys like you seethe. No i will not follow your shitty routing no matter how much you ping. Im better at the game than most of you and when you fag out and quit i solo the rest easily.

>>544661119
>realizes he was completely wrong and infact HE is the redditor
>deflects the nonsense about routing
lol

>>544661032
Epic slamdunk xister

>>544661032
Ive never met a wylder that wasnt a total shitter in 500 hours

>doesn't wiggle back
soulless
>doesn't emote back
soulless
You might as well start participating in retirement home bingo nights at that point

so anyone in queue?

>>544661032
-100 aura

>>544661294
You brought up skill and i moved on to how youre an angry little butt goblin that i like to bully until you quit but whatever makes you feel ok sport.

>>544661484
>he's mad I called him a shitter
lmfao what a little bitch boy

>>544661415
Facts

>>544661415
the actually correct post

>>544661415
>>544661653
>>544661713
only exception to this is doing "you're beautiful" towards female teammates, that's quite inappropriate

>>544661645
>still seething
Kek. I win.

>>544661836
I sometimes do this to anyone who played well whatever character but not all the time I just chuck out an emote, its just an emote it ain't that deep

>>544662057
>get laughed at as a pathetic fragile retard
>defend your ego by projecting seething anger onto haughty derision
Lemme guess: You're brown

>>544661836
I use my beloved then they lay on the ground and i patches crouch on their face. In elden ring you can drop items while emoting so i drop blood tinged excrement right in their mouth.

gg dragon

Cowards, running from the condemned fort! GG.

>>544662309
>>544662316
gg sorry i have nightmares from guardian invaders spawning ontop, it almost never goes well so that's why i wanted to come back later

>>544662316
i thought the invader didnt despawn or something which is why blue was pinging like mad. then you outpinged him and before i shot myself in the head i realized the invader was there

waow queue is actually active today

>>544662176
>must be proud
Whos projecting now you fucking nigger.

found some of my invasion webms from a year ago lol i just have to post these again

>>544662814
Ahahaha I was right. You're brown

>>544649415
I wanted to play silksong, hades and digimon

>>544662410
always do invaders at level 2

>>544663047
Is digimon good

>>544655416
That's completely soulless

thank god libra died when he did kek

>>544663031
No im not im proud aryan europe man like jesus

>>544663850
gg libra, bit spicy at the end there

>>544663951
>noo no no sarr I am the Aryan European Jesus!
lmao you're a full on lolcow bud

>>544663558
If you like cyber sleuth then yeah but it's kinda a mid game on it's own. Turn based rpg with a shit story and not very deep combat but its carried by nostalgia and that gotta catch em feeling of seeing all ur fave mons

>>544663965
>hes wiggling
Instant blacklist for all pf you

>>544662831
>>544663053
>>544663242
nice!

>>544664224
Oh…

1/3 wylderbvll

got goomba stomped earlier today...

sorry daddy-hubby, I played badly

>>544664594
This has happened to me with bosses that jump around too like the red wolf and kindred

>>544664595
Don’t worry daddy pedo has threw a bunch of my games

>>544664186
You dont even know what the word mean you stupid child stop 4channing at achool and learning some things you little idiot

>>544664926
Ahahahah bro please never stop replying

>>544664595
no worries famalam

>>544665076
Look at this dumb kid on the internet being racist while i drive big truck and make money

>>544664594
I once got teamkilled by a greatbow user who knocked one of the evergaol bosses down, apparently in the knockdown state they are considered falling.

>>544665210
lol

>>544665375
Mad and stupid racists

>>544665549
Ahahahahaha fuck yeah dude

>>544665212
If a launched enemy hits you while you jump you get knocked around too its pretty funny.

>>544664594
>c tier squad wiped to fort
kino

>>544665736
troon-box is atleast a b tier, and troongle is F tier

>>544665917
Trve but he brings down the team rating

>>544665917
>troon-box is atleast a b tier, and troongle is F tier
Yeah and when you average it out the team is C tier overall.

>>544665917
shit-box is a confirmed queue dodger so xhe's not a real Depth 5 player because xhey didn't earn their rank

>>544665549
>Proudly posts his gypsy pigsty
grim

>>544666192
Confirmed where? proof?

>>544666335
Confirmed by me. Checked recent players on 2 occasions, and the same common denominator was a faggot called '9', which is nine-box. Myself and the other players each time were players I don't think would do that, like shifty.

>>544666051
B C D E F
Average is D

gg horsie, thanks for the radahn swords
twinblades raider with no respec relic is certainly a build

>>544665640
Thanks brother
>>544666204
I make big money easy working for the family at home.
My last shipment was a load of buttplugs for your two dads you easily mislead fucking nerd.

>>544666806
i wonder how much knowledge above all helped

>>544666192
Why the fuck would I dodge shit? Probably have you blocked.

>>544667007
it reduces magic negation by 10% so it's definitely worth using
also check out this fucking insane CE kino I just pulled

>>544667451
splode

>>544667451
revtroons eatin good

>>544667451
caster raider kino

>decide to finally play night reign again after I GETGUD at hollow knight (people who know know exactly what im referencing)
>huge input lag
>anything less than perfection just gets me killed (d2)
yeah i bought a new pad after path of pain and im not breaking the new one dealing with this shit. im officially done.

and even despite that im still landing 75% of deflects.

>>544667928
Deep of night is gay just play regular expeditions or some other game.

>>544663965
>shifty throwing trish into enemies

gg bugs I had no fire

GGs Buggos

>>544668024
ive already done -everything- in regular expeditions thats why i've been playing other stuff.

dlc when

>>544668591
I have too but i still like to carry randoms for fun runs. Bonus fun if they quit and i block them.

how many of you have me blocked just be honest i can take it

>>544668836
Name?

>>544667928
if you didn't get the flower ending you're shit sorry buddy

>>544668836
I cleared out my block list, not even Sneedger is blocked anymore.

>>544669409
>ulting for a 0.1 bar

>>544668836
I've only blocked sneed, seiln, kino, alex, bjark and mulcheater

>>544669514
Why do you have bjark blocked? Is it because he plays zorb-tier meme builds?

>>544669607
Because he CEs relics

>>544669647
He only did that once and admitted to it and stopped using the cheated relics. I don't see the big deal

Anyone else play with randoms and have hundreds of laggy chinese accounts blocked?

>>544669751
Okay ill unblock u bjark and check ur relics next time I get you

>>544669906
i climbed to d4 with randos and never blocked anyone, the probability you'll get the same rando again is extremely low anyways

>>544669906
I have 1.1k chinks blocked but not because I play with randoms in nightreign, I only play with erg. Its because I did invasions in regular eldie ring

I only block revtroons

I block whoever the thread tells me to block

>>544670095
damn thats impressive

do you just instablock them when you see a chinese name or do you have an actual process to it

>>544670238
Block trish

>>544669906
I haven’t run into many. I only have 5 or so blocked from Nightreign. My block list is full of annoying people from other games that I blocked for arbitrary reasons like they played like me too much or they talked too much or they looked at me funny and I was in a bad mood.

>>544670262
I bloxk every chink name then block every chink name on their friend list but only the first 5ish in their profile. Sometimes I check non chink name profiles and see its a chink with an English name and don't block them because at least they are ashamed of being a chink. But even name with chink symbols or all numbers get instantly blocked. Nuke china

Ggs normal Fulgroid.

>>544670629
this but add russia to the mix

>>544670238
block zorban

>>544643124
he had 10 years to get his papers

>>544666806
twinblade raider is surprisingly good. easy to use and can get successive attack negation in one charge.

>>544670742
Yeah this too but I see 1 russiod profile for every 50 chink profiles

unblock sneedGAWD

>>544670725
gg

gg adel

>>544669948
he might still have cheated relics. i remember someone in the pool running physical attack+12 with very suspiciously nothingburger debuffs

please...game...give me ED adel already im so tired of fighting regular version

>>544666806
You sound like a whore.

bg church rats we all died and ragequit

gawd is in the Q

>>544667451
peep my middle one

Did Manta give up? Sad. She was supposed to surpass Zorban.

>>544664373
Cyber sleuth goes on sale often and they're pretty much the same game. So you can try that one out first for cheap to see if you'll enjoy time stranger. If you played digimon world 1 as a kid and want a sequel to that game, you can try out next order.

>>544671581
ED adel is basically the same fight as regular adel but with a tornado.

>>544671923
she was so disgusted by us that she quit nightreign

>>544672162
Tornados are cool

>>544669980
Not true for me if i dont block them i see them again when we re que or in a couple of games i see them again.

hehe yellow rings going woosh
>>544671636
i'm not a whore
>>544671804
that is pretty nice, do you use the restage improved effect?

I gave up dragonwound on communion for that RoB with Incant% like a fucking retard I hate myself

GGs Bugboys

>>544672130
I played cyber sleuth on the vita a long time ago it was alright if you like monster collecting its pretty good.

has anyone actually ever taken that one passive you get after killing a night boss that gives dragon communion buff thing

>>544672683
If you're not a whore, then why do you have gigantic whorish breasts?

>>544672874
yes it's amazing if you have a good proccer for it, like my mvp rotten breath this game, or Dragonclaw / Maw

>>544672738
>>544672743
gg bugs

>>544672130
Did you ever try Dragon Quest Monsters The Dark Prince? I fucking loved the gameboy games and even caravan hearts was awesome.

>>544671923
I think my last adel game with her broke her spirit

holy queue times, it's been more than 20 mins already and still at 1/3

>>544672869
Yeah the monster collecting is the main appeal of the game. I also prefer cyber sleuths story and concept much more than time stranger but that may be biased because I think time travel is a really stupid story telling vessel. The combat of both is about the same shallowness though

>>544672951
>>544672874
Its good with dragon claw and maw but the breath attacks are too slow. Also if your using incantations do you really wanna melee stuff? Its just alright.

>>544666806
>>544671010
that's very interesting, can you give me the name of the twinblade raider so I can send him a friend request?

>>544672951
>>544673453
But isn't the Dragon Communion effect only worth it if you're going up against Caligo or Adel? Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't it simply add anti-dragon to your main weapon like the dragon grease?

>>544673276
Any idea why you were blocked?

>>544671923
Is manta romanian?
Sometimes an eastern euro accent slips through

>>544673648
dragon grease gives you phys damage

>>544673648
assuming it works like the grease it should just increase phys up on the weapon against anything

>>544673648
It's a physical damage addition buff (grease but physical) aswell as having extra effects against dragons, if you have a decent passive on a seal and a non grief spell to proc it with it's just a permanent buff for your main weapon

>>544673453
I was able to pair Rotten Breath with that power against Adel once

I'm rewatching the Terror. I hope my next game is against Caligo.

>>544674081
>>544673648
It gives your weapon the same effect as dragon grease but ive never checked the stat page with the buff to see if it boost phys also. Its also good against flying dragon and ancient dragon too and i think i read somehwere that you get half the buff vs dragonkin also.

show me your most ce kino relic

>>544674641
its right here revcutie
*unzips*

>>544673170
I Googled it. Looks soul but I've never played any dragon quest game so I don't have the nostalgia boost and I don't have a switch

ggs ED dogs
sorry about leaving you devil, i was hoping you'd follow

GGs GigaGladius.

>>544675040
No that's on me, but that Banished knight combo'd the shit out of me and ate my input due to his combo triggering the bleed on hit negative on my relic setup so no roll wanting to come out.

>>544675040
Why doesn't practice test an honest character

>>544674862
Theres a PC version and the multiplayer is ass if you just wanna pirate it. The art is Akira Toriyama if you like dragon ball and theres loads of puns in the game.

>>544675040
>Devil Knight STILL hasn't shown bulge

>>544675337
The nightmare half of his persona is more willing to show clitty bulge.

>>544675314
Maybe I'll check it out, thanks cutie. *mwah*

>>544674641
I have a few, but this is my favorite recent one. I love healing summons and I love FP maxing and I love having the strength respec just in case I don't get any seals or I run out of FP.

>>544674641
this isn't CEkino or even good at all but it's edgy kino

fogwalld

im sorry

The dogs synced a fire burp to frame trap me so the wave synced into it, my salt is infinite.

>>544675618
>Devil Knight is actually a girl

>>544676201
my last down he leapt right on top of me and did the spin into fire wave. not sure if i couldve even dodged

>>544676264
It is from an accident at work he's just a guy with a clit

>>544675979
Actually good with the faith respec on duchess

>>544676201
What wave?

>>544676110
>>544676201
>>544676316
*kisses u on the forehead*

queue or else

>>544676529
The giant flame wave the hotdog does when he's marked you. In hindsight I could've popped ult to live but my instinct was to dodge and that got me killed.

>>544676630
thx mom

>>544676730
mmmmm nyo... nyo...

>>544673648
Does it activate AP up after using grease?

>work done
>showered
>comfy storm outside
Peak q weather

>>544675676
Stop being gay queer
>>544672905
Because I put a baby in her

STOP MOVING
YOU BITCH
she also did the special tail whip attack that I was absolutely not ready for

Me on my way to give anons candy!

gg giga caliger
but guys please save your ult for canceling the blizzard. it could've gone alot smoother

>>544674641
These two are my babies

>>544677747
gg gigacaligo
"near death reduces max HP" is such bullshit I was getting one-tapped nonstop, sorry about that

>>544677805
I love dolls

>>544677827
I did try to cancel the blizzard but the shot was late by a nanosecond

>>544671040
No surprise. The Chinese are obsessed with fromslop despite hating them.

>>544678081
Appears to afflict a lot of areas in the steppelands.

>>544665549
>>544665210
>>544663951
>>544664926

>>544678008
Same
Especially cute /erg/ dolls

In case you were wondering why the new CR2 effects randomly don't work, apparently invader weapons break them. Any of the new charged effects like Black Flame/holy wave/elemental bursts that show up on a red invader weapon won't work.

>>544678974
Thanks for the month old

GG Libra.
Easy fight.

gg libra, was hoping for ed
also sorry for the afk on day two, forgot to put the bins out lol

>>544679153
No one has ever posted about it in erg

>>544678974
I had a duchess dagger with luring yesterday that actually worked, only one that hasnt been broken for me.

>>544679440
Yes we did, several times.
And it's not completely correc, I think it works on duchess dagger?

>>544679271
I don't forgive you

ggs horsey
wish bosses had a higher ED rate

>>544679440
We talk about the invader weapons not working with charged strong attacks almost every thread.

You are not ready for my ISA rev.

>>544678974
everyone knows this
everyone also knows that elemental explosion on charge hit also doesn't work when attacking invaders

>>544679828
Can you do any animation canceling with the daggers for fast r1s?

>>544678258
Baited another stupid racist haha fucking moron.

>>544679737
GG I agree

>>544679815
False. No one has posted about it yet

>>544680006
Ive never gotten any of them to work they just randomly activate when im not even attacking

>>544679609
you're supposed to jump up on the cliffs to cheese that gaol with ranged

>>544680641
Post your hand

>>544680523
The webm was a joke and also...
>you're supposed to play exactly how I want you to
No? Ironeye's bow does more damage up close, and the safest spot for DKS is behind him. I just got unlucky.

>>544680803
>you're supposed to play exactly how I want you to
geez calm down, my comment was in jest dude
no need to be so precious

>>544680803
I find it funny when Ironeye's have no awareness of their effective range. You let them be the sole damage for a few seconds and they're hitting for 60 damage an arrow lol

gg basic goat
holy fuck we basically cleared the map, we were so stacked that I was actually dissapointed about no ED

gg goat guy, shame it wasn't ED cuz we were pretty well prepared
thanks for dropping that bow belan xoxo

>>544681791
np glad I managed to get what you were trying to convey with the spastic pinging

bbk sama i kneel

>>544681791
Built, made, put together, prepared, invented, engineered, crafted, created, constructed, developed, concocted, arranged, molded, designed, refined, processed, formed, formulated, established, organized, grown, produced, framed, erected, forged, assembled, inaugurated, fabricated, confected, handcrafted, divinely sculpted, specifically commissioned, born and raised, geographically programmed, shaped, and organically manufactured for AFRICAN COCK

>>544680641
Coward

im crying again

>>544683043
*hug*
what's wrong anon? wanna talk about it?

>Fulghor uses arrow rain and immediately follows it with his blender
>Can't move in to get past him because of the arrow rain
>Arrow rain eventually catches me when I run away and run out of stamina

I guess I'll just die

you have to stay close to him when he starts his arrow rain

>>544683310
im just depressed dont worry about it

>>544683880
but I wanna worry about it, I don't want anons to cry

>>544683642
>fuhlgor
>going fine
>casts rain of arrows
>it does its thing
>he fires three arrows in a row at me
>dodge them
>i chose the wrong direction and the rain of arrows clips me
>90% of my hp gone
>in the stagger animation from getting clipped me fires a fourth arrow and because i'm in the 0.1s stagger animation i can't roll
>die

THREE ARROWS? OK I GUESS
BUT FOUR?

gg libra, man i am so tired getting regular on stacked runs

>>544682327
>xhes is so mad he replied twice

>>544684097
thanks anon ill be fine soon just having little melty thats all

>>544684638
Ggs, also check your friend requests nigga, I've been adding a few anons.

>>544685342
gay

>>544685417
fag

>>544683642
You're supposed to circle them to throw off the tracking desu

>>544683043
I cried myself to sleep last night. Hugs.

>>544685553
is that you?

>>544682242
>Go up to check roof boss
>Red bbk
>Nope
>Run off
>Snipes me while I'm fighting a troll

>>544685417
How is trying to make friends gay? Serious question.

>>544685585
>>544684918
so many girls in erg

>>544685342
Don't add anon, he's gonna flip out and expose you

>>544684638
This looks like sissy

Nah...das DOGSHIT sissycuck...

>>544685950
Can't wait for the epic slamdunk screenie

shiftyduck is my dad

>>544680641
You better respond

>>544685919
im a boy

>>544680641
>>544678258
You blew xhir shit crusted brown butthole out here xhe’s crying now

>expedition as duo because third immediately quit out
>we get marais sword in noklateo, dupe it, also get grafted sword after, kill a shitton of mobs in the city
all this power, and for what?
>regular maris
booooring
the one time I wanted ED to see those damage numbers, but noooo

>>544683043
>>544683880
>>544684918
>>544685585
We don’t need to know. Keep it to yourself.

>>544685978
>zorban playstyle but trans
Yep that's shiftycuck

>>544686281
Hell yeah fuck that stupid racist tranny

>>544686262
You are a girl

Useless rev doll queued...

>>544686425
You’re supposed to hug us and say it will be okay.

>>544686281
I know xhe wants me to respond so bad, 3 replies now

>>544686717
done crying?

>>544686916
deserves to be spoiled and headpatted and kissed on the forehead

the hell was it even supposed to be, until now I thought that the whole dlc's aoe grumbling was just a skill issue, but I literally counldn't see shit on my screen

gg gigaugur, that deathrite bird fight was laggy as fuck he was barely animating

>>544687038
true

>>544687274
GG giga jellyfish squad
i still have no idea how this boss works, i just kinda spam charged storm ruler and it works
game was very laggy for me too, probably high ping from one of us

>>544687095
Such a based fight.

Tonight can we not wait to snipe zorban's games and just queue up? I'm sick of waiting for games

>>544687570
only trish does that

>>544687570
I don't like zorban he's mean to me

>>544687095
You have to accept that Elden ring philosophy is that learn to feel dodges is more important than what happening on your screen

>>544687348
Not you tho melty bitch

>>544687909
what did i do

>>544688123
Pointed down ace

>>544687710
zorban's only mean to himself

>>544687370
aim the quick shots on the ground if augur is throwing those bubbles at you, it will dispell them

>>544682242
>Black Blade Kindred used Sonicboom!
>It's super effective!

attempting session recovery

>>544688296
im not trish

50 streak in the Depths, going for 100.

>>544687942
10 out of 10

>>544688429
oohhh i see, i thought you're supposed to aim them at augur to hit the balls while they're in the air

>>544688645
Congrats anon

>>544682242
Doesn't that shit also go through walls?

>>544688631
i still cant rejoin this game idk if you guys are still going duo

>>544688867
yes, you need to respect that move when the bbk is on screen and aggroed.

This part of the roundtable hold is now ruined in your mind forever, oh on on on c-team sisters.

>>544688637
who are you

>>544688986
wdym

>>544688986
i don't get it

>>544689186
>>544689214
>blind + brown
yikes

>>544689001
why does it matter im just some anon

>>544689279
Okay yeah, do you want headpats and kisses?

>>544689279
>>544689383
This is clearly Brynhildr who needs not only head pats and kisses, but lots of starlight shards.

>>544689383
no thanks

>>544689562
You're missing out

For Soulsbornes and Elden Ring, or for Elden Ring mainly, what would you say is the SAFEST weapon type?
I'm thinking something that swings fast with little animation commitment and lets you dodge easily, while doing at least decent damage too?

>>544689530
She's already so spoiled, its gone to her head

>>544689807
straight swords or katanas

>>544689807
straight sword is the right answer.

>>544689891
It’s true. She just needs to be corrected once in a while to reset her.

>>544688645
oh shit congrats anon! im trying to reach 50 again myself after my streak ended on 43, im currently halfway

>>544689807
I'd probably say straight swords but honestly clubs might be the MVP because some enemies just laugh at slash damage but almost nothing resists strike to any noticeable degree

>>544689807
it's any of big weapons actually, not fast ones
complete shitters like asmongold managed to complete the game by simply spamming jump attacks with double colossals and staggering everything in their path
staggering things is safer because you don't need to dodge, you just mash

>>544689807
staves

>>544689807
>DeS-DS1-DS3
Straight Swords or Rapier, pairs well with a good shield, all round great setup.
>Bloodborne
Saw Cleaver or Saw Spear.
>Elden Ring
Same as DeS-DS3 but even stronger with status effect options, Ash like Impaling thrust, piercing fang etc. and can pair with a good medium shield or greatshield. PCR kneels to that setup.
>Nightreign
Same as ER answer but this also applies to ER and not just NR... Star Fists, esp cold that way you have frost, bleed, strike dmg, and quick charged heavies for the games stance break system.

>>544690220
Yeah you told me, sorry that happened :(

>>544686761
*grinds my erect member on your butt instead*

>>544690602
i have learned my lesson and will pick up less likely to be targeted on mystery nightlord from now on, I urge everyone to do the same

>>544691073
gay

You can cancel Animus' red hammer of dawn laser with ult?

>>544689325
shadow heart is ugly albeit
>>544690431
for BB it’s definitely the axe the fully charged heavy attack was so broken

>>544691186
Yes

Holy shit finally an ED fight, I didn't care which it was.

>>544691350
gg horse

>>544691572
Who are those?

Lost on the last hit to regular dog with one rando after the other quit. Feels extra bad man…

>>544691324
Maybe worth it then?

>>544691309
That's just Bb in general, all its weapons are great in their own way but that anaon asked about the 'safest' and there's a reason BL4 runners use Saw Cleaver/Spear. Axe charged attack won't knock everything on its ass either, and the charged R2 + R2 on Ludwig's Holy Blade tricked and untricked Holy Moonlight Sword are stronger.

kys yys

>>544691572
fuck off

>>544691772
randos will make you lose against bosses you thought you could never lose to in your life. I've fucking been there.

>>544692371
She hasn't been here in months

>>544643124
Im an edgy 4chan poster who is a manchild too so of course im going to laugh at his misfortune despite the fact he literally does no harm to anyone. I have to virtue signal that im based and redpilled.

>>544692371
>I dislike this person for being mildly annoying on 4chan
>Better let them occupy my headspace for the rest of my life
get help

>>544691106
After getting hard griefed for not having it one time (L*bra will randomly teleport on top of you despite being aggro'd on the LLTBT person) I've never not gone out of my way to run it ever since.

>>544643124
I don't give a fuck. I'm a 30 year old boomer but started with Souls stuff late and I cringe at some of the early souls "humor" despite growing up on some of the cringiest internet humor known to man. Apparently he's just some stupid rich youtuber who was too lazy to g et his paperwork in order and now he's getting raped for it. sucks for him.

lol

kek

>>544693484
Is Tide clutchness?

>>544693546
see >>544693415
no

>>544693484
we got too cocky bros...

>>544693593
He's basically terr jr. at this point

Seriously, why did they pick a fucking pajeet to voice the bird.

>>544693546
Yes. He dodged all the moves. You had to be there.

>>544693704
why do you care

He really wanted to go for the ground poke explosion so I couldnt revive huh

>>544693726
KEKKK kekkity kekkity kek

>>544693484
>>544693726
>boss has 10% hp left
>'can you just fucking die already'
>go all out
>die
many such cases

>>544693726
oof 1 bar each that is tragic

>>544693756
>>544693704
no one like jeets

>>544693756
Because I thought Guardian was cool but he remains unplayable for me due to that fact alone.

>>544693704
despite what /erg/ will tell you most indians are normal

>>544693880
bird hands typed this

>>544693726
>6 flasks
>1 bar on everyone
This is the kind of greed they talk about in the bible.

>>544693726
1 bar wipe no more no less

>>544693880
not true

>>544693880
Indians aren't normal.

God I'm so horny I'll try to focus ingame

>>544694169
stop being an annoying tranny

>>544694257
I'm not a tranny I'm an honest to god CIS meele focused wylderbvll

>>544694169
Revenant is flat.

>>544694169
>bazongas
what the actual fuck did you do to my daughter-wife

>>544693680
As in saying 'doe' and being cocky and not as good at the game as they think they are? Very trve.

>>544693046
>rich
Hahahahaha

BIG revenant skin when

>>544694674
very cute chibi rev
thank you artpostinganon!

>>544693880
Good bait

>>544693484
groomer-pedo anon moment

Two times in a row now the dormant reaper discovery has actually given me the halo scythe for the dog boss

So if you have someone blocked but they don't have you blocked can you get into games? About to block all you mfs back and stay in queue all day

>>544693546
Do you want to ask that again im English?

I feel like there was a wyldbull in the intro handholding walking scene

>>544694674
kill yourself artpostinganon

>>544695107
do it, NighTReign cucks deserve it

>>544695260
shut up

>>544695081
>Ruskie Alt F4 tranny is also retarded
kek

>>544695107
no.

>>544695376
Yep so many petty faggot cucks playing on the password, they flip out over anything, deff needs correction

I miss playing Elden Ring with my /erg/ friends

Ok i'm ready for the secret discord invite now.

>>544661836
my husband spams that one at me when we play together

the amount of times bosses like caligo or 3dog bumping into the arena fogwall and weird shit happening because of that has been the cause of about 80% of my losses

>>544696253
STOP

>>544696253
Please q

>>544695716
We aren't friends, and you aren't good enough for my friend list.

>>544695935
no such thing

Picking melee toons for ED 3dog is pure griefing, but /erg/ isn't ready for that conversation yet

>>544696497
ermm ackshually duchess with a holy dagger is the easiest way to beat it

>>544696253
please continue!

>>544695935
You'll find it at the stream

>>544661836
I'm going to spam it in a post-ironic sense just to spite you now.

>>544696497
>toons
Stopped reading right there

>>544696497
As opposed to what? griefing with a griefbow?

>>544696631
In solos melee is fine, but in trios it's not

>>544696497
If Zorban can kill ED Dogs playing Affinity damage Raider while reading chat without 3 barring I think the rest of erg can manage.

>>544696631
Duchess is flexible and is a hybrid but you knew that already.

>>544696497
Personally find it easier to melee hotdogs purely because the rolls feel a lot better on the fight for some reason. Same with horse

>1/3 for 30 minutes
Have the amerimutts being broken by depths? Are us eurogods truly the only real men left

The ideal ED 3dog comp is one recluse/rev, one caster duchess and one ironeye

All that affinitymaxxing and it was regular fucking Auger, bleh, GG

>>544696835
>if zorban can get carried with a griefer build so can you

>>544696835
Raider only deals 10% less damage than Recluse with sorcery with the respec relic, it is probably optimal for the fight if anything.

>>544697415
gg fish

>>544697415
R2R2R2R2R2R2R2
>>544697581
R2R2R2R2R2R2R2
gg

>>544697418
but he did most damage

Is Ultimate ability damage worth it.

Is it me or does executor have the worst ult in the game

>>544697418
He had to hard carry 2 tranny shitters and still won

>>544697932
In Depths? Probably, but in general, no, it has great utility.

>>544697932
It's not just you, it's the weakest ult overall. The only other one that comes close is Recluse's ult.

>>544696835
You just backed up his point though, Magic Raider is still ranged.

>>544697932
Yeah it's mostly an utility ult like the other anon said, you can still do some clutch stuff with the charged r2

>>544697932
Nah that's Raider by far.
Executor's ult is flexible, it's a full heal, iframes on transforming in and out of it, stagger and the roars are fantastic for reviving.

Raider's rock only increases physical damage not affinity damage and not by a large amount, it blocks ally spells and ranged attacks and every nightlord except 3 dogs when they split apart can hit you on the rock.
It also has the longest activation animation so you cannot use the rock to interrupt ED Caligo ice crystal unless you're already standing ontop of her which is unlikely because she jumps away and then casts it.
The rock also does mediorce damage when summoned.

3s are a joke, you literally can't fail on nightlords unless your run went so horribly dogshit you're like level 11. Play duos if you want an actual hard depths experience. You won't have a chance at killing any nightlord if you arent level 15, and there's no space. The boss is either targetting you or your buddy, and if your buddy goes down, the boss is now solo targetting you.

>>544696835
He also 4bars and loses to regular libra as grief damage+2 raider though

Don't play raider. Please.

>>544696497
Melee's only purpose is to hold aggro and rez the people who get downed playing on easy mode.
If you're melee you should be negation maxxing end of story

>>544698843
>Don't play raider. Please.
But I finally found a good dormant power fists

GG giga bugs, we managed to salvage that start
playing babysitter for gnoster is fun sometimes

>>544698732
Every ult has iframes that isn't a bonus

gg bug

>>544699273
gg

>>544699248
Executor has iframes when transforming out of dog form too, not just when you start it.

>>544698843
I got to D5 7000 (so far) as raider in duos
raider is totally fine, people just suck at meleeing

gg buggz

>>544699104
wylder is better with fists

Any Viable fist build?

>>544699769
ggs

mini CEkino

>>544697241
Nah I blocked you because I'm a petty faggot ergite

>>544700121
I have that but with increased art gauge on killls, shame that negative effect kinda kills it

>>544700121
that sucks man. the attack power up against poisoned enemies is overrated and reduced vigor and arcane is gigacancer, literally the worst possible curse you can get.

>>544700278
really? it's just 60 hp and 3 arcane, it can't be THAT bad

>>544695716
Seamless play through when

>>544696363
I don't really want to play D5 right now

>>544700636
Well I do so queue up

gg ed fulghor, that dragon getting away at the end really fucking pissed me off i started seeing red so i wanted to kill loretta too but there was no point i forgot we were all 15 and with stormruler-tier weapons

DON'T queue (hope the reverse psychology works

gg close one. Also we didn't have time for dragon so loretta was pleferable, and I feel getting the rain grace also was a good idea but I wasn't going to abandon you guys.

>>544700367
It is. -60 HP sends you down to Rev tier HP at max level and is VERY noticeable at base level as you only start with 6 vigor. That curse makes you lose -50% HP in the early game. Arcane is unusual compared to other stats and doesn't scale. Ironeye starts with 13 Arcane and that never increases. -3 arcane means a roughly 25% decrease in Arcane.

gg mystery knot

That was kind of a letdown after that clown fiesta of a madness camp, GG

>>544700363
>attack power up against poisoned enemies is overrated
How so? Surely it's great in synergy with poison mark burst damage?

Libra is a girl!

>>544701862
Literally me IRL

Ding dong!

>>544701862
big hairy tits and massive bush\
imagine the stench

>>544702118
why's she an elf

kino

>>544702236
She's an elf and he's a cat, because of halloween.

>>544702236
Because it's Halloween and Elves are just White people with pointy ears.

>>544702385
>>544702653
why are you an elf

someone on PS became a (not Elden) Lord congrats but i hope you didn't marry the blue bitch

>>544701797
Because as Ironeye most of your damage isn't actually coming from regular attacks, which the attack power up v poison boosts. Your main sources of damage are the +% damage boost the mark gives to your team, the damage of the status effects you're activating and the poison bursts you get from marking poisoned enemies. Those are what makes Ironeye a good DPS character, and that line doesn't make any of those deal more damage.

All that line does is increase the damage of your base attacks, but in terms of base attack DPS Ironeye is actually the lowest. Base Ironeye attacking with the base bow has a lower DPS than base Guardian attacking with the base halberd. And that's BEFORE you take damage falloff into acount. Rather than focusing on your raw DPS from attacks which is Ironeye's weakpoint you should focus on your status DPS and survivability so your teammates have to res you less often/you have an easier time surviving so you can res your teammates. The poison deep relic, +arcane relic, starting armanent inflicts (status) etc are all good choices for increasing your DPS because it enhances your status capability which is the main way you deal damage. Other than that, I would focus on things that help you survive more like +health, +phys/affinity damage negation, etc.

gg horse

>>544702726
Because it's halloween and it's fun to wear elf ears!

>>544703150
Delete this trash Amerigroid.

None of you fucking retards are going to read this but nigghtreign is like sote where you have turns and priority sometimes the best play is to space or just stand there and react.

>>544703127
gg wylders

>>544703150
Weren't you going to post your butt?

>>544702805
Hmm I see, and yeah the rest of my lines are survival slop with a phys attack +4 and Increased Stam line in there somewhere.

>>544700729
>>544700947
Sorry I'm going to play with randoms. Have fun and play duchess for me plz.

>>544704220
Bitch

every erg wylder I've played with misses their ults
are you guys braindead or something

>>544702653
elf x orc hentai is the most powerful rightwing propaganda to ever be created
it's consequences cannot be understated

>>544703150
Would

Shit wylder

>>544704605
>weird cuck schizopost out of nowhere

>1/3
are queues still jank?

Even though this general os carried by Wyldbvlls

>>544651134
>most of the SotE incants are really cool
>From won't bother cutting all the useless shit cluttering the incant drop pool
I can't wait to find another 20 Rejection and Dragonbolt Blessing seals before seeing my first Knight's Lightning Spear!

>>544704445
Not me, I never miss mine

>>544705026
Don't forget rain of fire!
:D

>>544704605
>elf x orc hentai is the most powerful rightwing propaganda to ever be created
https://files.catbox.moe/i6k3h7.png
Much agreed.

>>544705140
will most likely be a passive power like founding rain of stars

>>544704445
>go to use ult
>faggot enemy spazzes out and decides to do a move that repositions it
Not exactly rocket science as to why it happens.

>>544702653
That depends entirely on the elves and the universe they’re from, as well as which version of them you’re referring to irl
>>544704605
>>544705471
Brown projection

>>544705471
me n who?