Thread 544707627

Halloween Edition

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>Previous Thread
>>544343703

bloopander!

>>544707720
I'm gonna throw this puppet into a woodchipper

SouthernNinja

>>544707627 (OP)
>filesize different
strange...
>>544707720
more like slopander

>>544703929
>>544704240
Oh look what a surprise...

>playing with a couple of friends and acquaintances at start of september including the one who introduced me to 4chan and to tf2 who i will call K
>K's friend who he's known for longer than he's known me is also playing
>friend refers to some people ingame as faggots
>K: yeah we really should do something about these faggots
>playing as normal for about 15 minutes during which time K is very quiet
>then suddenly he declares that the earlier faggots comment was his limit and leaves the party, group chat, closes tf2 and removes a bunch of people
>hasn't removed me but also hasn't responded to any message ive sent him since then even when it's about things he's into
Loadouts for this feel? I'm thinking Shortstop, Crit a Cola and 3 Rune Blade.

>>544707848
>he says, being a loser making shitty edits
stones, meet glass house

EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!

>>544707880
Why does he keep doing it?

>>544707834
There's a 4chan bug that changes filesizes after you download and reupload them for some reason. People on /g/ were talking about it

>>544707720
where the lora so i can slop them as a fat bitch

How has your halloween been so far bros?
Did you finish your contracts?

Remember folks: if you cry loud enough you too can get a bug fix reverted!

>>544708004
the hashes of files change and metadata gets stripped on-upload now to prevent schizophrenics from stalking each other, despite the old filesize being reported

>>544707948
This is what radicalizes losers into hating TF2 and its playerbase, like this schizo from the last thread.
>>544699209
TF2 is one of a kind for player expression and I'll appreciate it for as long as we can for that.

>>544708121
>Doesn't shoot
Cringe video.

>>544708173
Makes sense. The guy who made it probably had some metadata from photoshop that got erased after I downloaded it.

>>544708121
It hasn't started yet...

>>544708031
this but slop of bloop as a lithe feminine-MALE on-model puppet in sexual situations!

>>544708238
Oh I misinterpreted the story, I guess K is just weird.

Did Zesty win yet?

>>544707627 (OP)
Why not use the actual TF2 characters instead of transcoded characters?

>>544708493
cream the rabbit

>>544708493
Sex with the owl chao on the cream sniper you keep posting

A neat little reminder since more people will now be exposed to the Pyro bug
When they do it, it comes with the downside that they're ALWAYS considered airborne, even when on the ground
So grab a Direct Hit and Reserve Shooter and make those whiners go back to Eric to complain
https://youtu.be/UEWNcZD4Kn4?t=198

>>544707627 (OP)
>another fucking garbage edit OP

>>544708425
i'm not asking twice

>>544708627
The witch is from TF2.

>>544707627 (OP)
>another fucking BASED edit OP

>>544709462
he doesn't play tf2

>>544709683
Yeah that seems obvious

Imagine if the dude making cringe anime edits would put that much effort into filling out his job applications so he could finally land some employment

>>544709683
but he sure as hell camps this thread 24/7

>>544709762
Imagine if you did something with your life beyond working at the same grocery store for 15 years and jacking off to gore

>>544709897
lmao gottem

>>544709683
She's not even a playable character.

>>544709897
hahahahahaha oh nononono

>>544709897
Same grocery store? I've been at this company for 4 years now and I'm already a manager. You NEETs can do it too if you just put some effort into it. Jacking off to gore? Never have. I'm far too normie for that. I watch it, but I don't get off to it

I will however pop off and get excited when I pop Kritzkrieg on someone and they proceed to get 6+ kills during the Kritz duration in a heated Casual match in Team Fortress 2

>>544709897
>jacking off to gore
Proof?

>>544710286
go back a couple threads and look for him getting banned for posting snuff porn of a vietnamese kid jacking off and getting beheaded

>>544710446
Doesn't mean he jacked off to it.

For some reason this patch irks me
Like if you whine loud enough for certain things they get fixed asap but other things fall on deaf ears
And it's always that wrong crowd Eric decides to listen to (tradermains and pyrotrannies)

Blessed Viva is a based oldchad.

>>544710795
>Like if you whine loud enough for certain things they get fixed
You mean un-fixed.
There is no universe where the jetpack exploit can be reasonably seen as anything other than an exploit.
The fact that they un-fixed an exploit because pyrotroons went "NOO IVE BEEN ABUSING THAT EXPLOIT FOR YEARS SO ITS BASICALLY A FEATURE NOW PRETTY MUCH" is peak valve retardation.

>i'm a normie
viva says as he sorts his folder of naked asians getting brutally murdered

Heavy Update status?

>>544711089
naked underage asians

>>544710493
he's totally normal tho!! or so he says

I can see why Eric won't do rebalancing
He'd rebalance a weapon into something good only to immediately revert it because someone complained
In other words Eric's a PUSSY that can't stand up for his own decisions, probably why they banished him to work on TF2 while the cool kids get to experiment with Deadlock

>>544711110
Uhmmmmmmm

>>544711110
eric cookie delivery was delayed ask again later

>>544711394
let me balance the game eric i can do it

>>544711394
>banished him to work on TF2 while the cool kids get to experiment with Deadlock
He does maybe a few hours of half-assed "work" on TF2 every few months, I sincerely doubt it's the only thing he works on.

Just to give you an idea of how little he cares, you know these two fixes from recent updates?
>Fixed KeyValues memory leak in birds (GitHub fix from CosminPerRam)
>Fixed crash in CEntityBird::SpawnRandomBirds caused by recent change (GitHub fix from Bitl)

Guess what, neither of these have ANY impact on the game whatsoever. The function that was "fixed" twice is from a teaser for the Uber update, from 2011. It is literally NEVER executed in the current version of the game, and apparently isn't even compiled into the game because it's unused.

>>544707627 (OP)
Forgot to add someone(s) but there's always next year.

>>544707720
Whenever I hear his cute voice I constantly think about all the many sensual things I want to do to him. His gentle voice would be so fun to make squeal and I can't get enough of it. I can imagine how he'd react to me gripping his hips as I pulled him close to me, too. His little mannerisms that he expresses with the doll are so cute, and they make me think of how he'd playfully act when being teased. The expressions of the doll's face with lashes and blush are adorable to me. I can only wish that I'd be able to passionately violate him and make him feel things he's never felt before. All the noises, all the sensations. I don't even care that it's all parasocial. I'll have to just find some local person to satiate myself, but while I have my fun, I'll always be thinking of Bloo's sweet little voice, and how he'd whimper from what we'd do together, if only.

>>544711715
>>544707627 (OP)
who's the stripy socks anime next to konata
>partially hidden rat
based

>>544711945
one day bloop will start doing nsfw of his cute pink puppet and his pink cookie. then we can be happy :)

>>544712194
assuka

>>544712489
oh weird she looks really blond in that witch outfit

>>544711110
It's dropping with the MvM update
>>544711715
I like the rat the most

>No part 2 of the MVM update just before halloween
imagine if any other studio announced a major update and then went completely radio silent about it only to drop a patch that does nothing but revert a previous bugfix the day the update was supposed to release.

it's times like these I wonder if we really, truly are in the final dying embers of tf2's lifespan

>>544713675
>whataboutism

>>544709897
lool

Kill spooky pyros. Deny zombie pyros their gargoyles. Blow werewolf pyros up with pumkin bombs. Steal crumpkins from vampire pyros. Behead robot pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a bird pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a skeleton gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pirate pyro mains. Deficate into an ogre pyros sandvich. Launch clown pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry monster pyros in a wok. Toss frankenstein pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a witch pyros gasstank. Judo throw bat pyros into a woodchipper. Twist nurse pyros heads off. Report mummy pyros to Valve. Karate scarecrow pyros in half. Curbstomb fairy pregnant pyros. Trap devil pyros in the underworld. Dump bat pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify dracula pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pumpkin pyros. Dissect cowboy pyros. Exterminate haunted doll pyros in MGE. Stomp on possed nun pyros skull with the mantreads. Make cursed pyros check'em. Cremate hippie pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize angel pyros. Mandatory trade bans for joker pyros. Crush superhero pyros into a paste. Drown greaser pyros in jarate. Vapourize killer clown pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp ghostly sailor pyros. Kick a monkey pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark vampire hunter pyros from hat drops. Feed demon pyros to alligators. Slice mad hatter pyros open with the half-zatoichi.

Does anyone have that image of a medigun named "get good soon" or something like that

>>544711945
>>544712313
Imagine being surrounded by eight bloops pleasuring your cock for hours...

>>544715163
good loadout

>You need a whole vscript fuckery for customs in casuals servers because sv pure there is garbage
>But you can put earrape deadringer just fine

Seriously

So when's TF3 coming out?

>>544716854
yes

>>544716482
i do a eeeeshhhhwopwopwop sound effect for every cloakm but deadringer which i modded to be a louder woshwoshowosh cuz knowing and hearing the differnece matters

I never cloak. I never stab. I never suffer from loud uncloak mods or anti-backstab cheats. No pyros can hurt me for I do not disguise or stay invisible.
If a sniper main is harassing my team I harass this sniper main in real life. If Uncle Dane wannabe is building a nest in my team's sewers I invent a nuclear device and nuke Texas.
Such a life of a gunspy.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3595987419
New 3CP map that takes place on an airship. Looks pretty kewl.

>>544718279
bro that's an Arkham Knight level

>>544718279
>that artstyle adherence
not bad honestly

>>544718279
kek

>>544718279
it's time to start shilling emporium products i see

>>544718279
UPDOOTED

>>544719653
No Batman tag? I am disappoint

>>544714849
Fuck spooky pyros. Have sex with gargoyle pyros. Blow loads on werewolf pyros' pumpkins. Give crumpkins to vampire pyros. Get head from robot pyros. Fuck a bird pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into skeleton pyros. Cum inside filthy pirate pyro cunts. Have the ogre pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyro clussies. Fry monster pyros' brains with sex. Toss a frankenstein pyro's salad. Urinate into a witch pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw bat pyros onto a bed. Twist nurse pyros' nipples. Report your love for mummy pyros to Valve. Split scarecrow pyros' legs in half. Impregnate fairy pyros. Get trapped into sex by succubus pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a bat pyro cum dumpster. Submerge countess pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pumpkin pyros' pussies. Dissect cowgirl pyros' clothes off. Dominate haunted doll pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap nun pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make cursed pyros suck'em. Cream inside hippie pyros' holes. Lobotomize angel pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for harlequin pyros. Give superheroine pyros your love paste. Drown killer clussy pyros in mad milk. Camp in the same tent with ghostly sailor pyros. Invite a monkey pyro to your mvm lobby. Give vampire hunter pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck demon pyros like an alligator. Slice alice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
Damn you

i wish i were spooky pyros

>544721514
no were NOT doing this shit again fuck off

>>544721514
this but witch girl

>544723398
get out newfag

>>544723398
>were

>>544723807
Fuckers like you show up to this place with bronze badges from 2020 when the coomdemic made you play tf2 by proxy like overwatch, its been 5 years and THESE FUCKING TOURISTS ARE STILL ON MY BOARD. GO AWAY, YOURE NOT A CUTE GIRL YOURE A FAGGOT IN A DRESS.

>>544724001
post merc badge

holy projection batman

>>544713946
we're the closest we've ever been to the end desu

>>544721514
This but also Femscout, Ms Pauling, Caster Quarterly Witch, and Shupos

>>544724817
all at the same time

>>544717954
For me, it's the Enforcer. The strongest handgun ever made

>>544726050
Ambassador > Enforcer

dead game
dead general

>>544730489
Who killed it?

>>544730572
it was MEH

the MvM update will save tf2 and this general
just you people wait and see

>>544707627 (OP)
Normally the anime girl edits are fine but this the laziest ugliest one yet. Did you make this in Microsoft word? You couldn’t just use spooky shupos or fempyro or something?

>>544724001
t. floydautist with a 2024 merc badge after learning about tf2 from the sharty

>>544708963
>Risk of Rain music
People need to stop using this before it becomes the next Undertale music
Also, it's probably good that Valve isn't removing tech like this because they're not adding anything new to balance out what was lost.

i cant hate a basedteen for finding tf2 on sharty cuz i found tf2 on 4chan in 2010 when i was in middle school

>>544734384
dude
how
how do i get a gf like this
im sorry tf2g but im so fkin lonely and desperate

>>544734580
you need to BECOME the gf nonny

>>544733494
>Normally the anime girl edits are fine
Really because it seems like you complain about them every day

>>544734580
find someone who has a pfp of her to frag with

Valve need to revert the anti-botting anticheat cuz it deprived me of the frag clips I could record from my spinbots

>>544734879
you lost skid

BOOOOOM

>>544734986
nice badge

>>544735170
EARNED IT MYSELF! THANK, SOLDIER!

>>544734649
god I wish

>>544707627 (OP)
this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10

>>544735775
see
>>544709462

He's so perfect bros

What happened to this?

>>544737789
Pyro won the contest and they threw it in the vault

>>544738391
But pyro is missing 2 weapons.

>>544738545
Be glad they took 3 weapons out of the vault for him, the thermal thruster had years of variations

monitoring

heh

>>544738616
At this point would better just shove bunch of workshop shit as reskins.

>>544734580
The only way she will pay attention to you is if you are a cat.

>>544734580
That character's name is Ozen from Made in Abyss, she only likes shotas

>>544739157
I hope the fact that we're getting this later than anticipated means we'll actually get new item drops from the MvM missions.

>>544739157
part 2 was reverting the thermal thruster

eric...the flamethrower bugs...please...

>>544739682
HOLY PLAP

>>544739682
That wasn't Ozen though.

>>544741468
BREED

>>544707880
I've said it many times, this guy lives ruining this thread. These ops are not only soulless but dogshit compared to existing art for this game. The troon genuinely thinks his anime dress up dolls.jpg are even comparably fit for a TF2 OP.

>>544744878
get over it

>>544744878
go back to the sharty already

>>544744878
Im whit you, these random-ass anime collages whit Tf2 hats are always been cringy as fuck.

>>544745175
>>544745175
The bridge calls

>>544745849
Thanks, inevitably of people that I mentioned is they don't genuinely love this game or it's community; they will so themselves out

>>544737789
The Assault Cannon would have just been a generic slop +stat -stat item if Heavy were to have won the vote. Valve hasn't come up with any inspired weapons in awhile.

Mobsterbros... our time has come.
The Zombster... shall... return...

anyone else experiencing trouble queuing today? i tried queuing during both peak and non-peak hours where i live but it literally never finds a game

>>544747498
>Two sentence horror story: Troonpororium Edition

>>544707627 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sVdvGkZNn4

more should be done with the zombie stuff. ZI is my favorite halloween mode but only like 2 of the maps are acceptable and Sanitarium being good. The rounds are so quick though.

>>544750760
ZI Sucks man, it's a poorly ported soulless version of the actual good zombie infection modes from Custom servers. I seriously recommend checking them out.

>>544751886
Zombie escape is shit. Super zombie fortress is ok but can't ever find a full server playing it also it's not any better than ZI. The only shit part is that it's made by troonpoorium. I wish valve still made stuff for this game.

>>544752319
DESU even the custom TF2 servers lost a bit of soul from the originals they took from. True Kino is Zombie Panic Source... Like you said the troonporium doesn't really didn't "create" anything with Zombie Infection, it's a parody of existing kino. If i'm being honest, ZI feels so under-baked because there's no real incentive from survivors just sitting in a corner hunkering down with multiple sentries. It definitely feels Survivor Sided in a way that makes me wonder can one truly balance it?

>>544734661
>tfw the edits just suck and multiple anons critique it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fixa7aDbN5g

TF2 needs a map with horses, they act like payload carts and move while BLU team is standing near them but they can be killed. You would need to move enough horses through a finish line to win.

>544754647
Genuinely awful idea, genuine coal tier level discussion as per usual. Let's look to apply for some jobs today, I believe in youj.

>>544754647
good image good idea
ignore the shartoid above

>>544747498
FORGOTTEN...................................

>>544739157
Should rename that to 10 months after halloween.

>>544754913
Truth

I am.... forgotten....

>544761339
You're the one to talk.

>>544761339
The cosmetics do suck though...

It's literally impossible to play medic in 2025...

every few months or so the tf2 community collectively decides that this next update is gonna make or break tf2 or tf2 is gonna die.

I have OCDs and it's been triggering me every single time. Is it really true anons? Is tf2 now the worst it's ever been? I used to recall 50k player peals before but now its almost cut in half...

guys i dont want tf2 to die

>>544761339
>>544762789
they both sucks
podcasts in general sucks
what happened to tf2 players playing the game and having fun in vc type vids those are entertaining to put in the background

>>544707627 (OP)
>Playing with my friend and his brother
>Friend is playing medic and keeps dying to reds sniper
>Continuously bitching about the sniper on red being op and how the class should be removed since the sniper can just kill him through his uber
>Recommend he switch off the quick fix for the stock medigun
>Says stock is only good in competitive and quick fix is the meta
>Auto balanced to red
>Go sniper
>Friend literally just walks into my sightlines and stands perfectly still while healing everytime
Is this why the reddit faggots think sniper is op

>>544765997
No it's because sniper really is OP.

>>544766824
>Medic can single handedly carry a team of retards
>Sniper requires his team to be good and also to not have to deal with other snipers, spies, pyros, soldiers, scouts, demomen, or literally a single person paying attention to him in order to be good
>But sniper is OP because I died to him twice last round :'(

Daily reminder: You do not hate Vipes enough.

>>544764908
>every few months or so the tf2 community collectively decides that this next update is gonna make or break tf2
they are still in denial stage for some reason, heres to another decade of coping
>Is tf2 now the worst it's ever been
nah, it's bad but not as bad as the 8 years of botting that was far worse

>>544768659
Vipes is just one furfag tho. The emporium has multiple furfags, trannies (pedophiles) in their ranks.

don't care
*buys another unusual seared sorcerer*

>>544721514
You gotta work for it.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3596272682
We need more alpine maps like this one, it looks like you can smell the pine tree sap in the air. Hardwood is okay but it seems a little bit too developed with not enough nature.

>>544773742
sure

>>544772649
Haha so true sister (male)

>>544746409
and he had to do it for halloween too, how sad..

>>544772649
based, already got one retard mad

NeoDement...

Guess bots are back

>>544775203
Shupobros.... explain (You)rselves

>>544775203
shupobots.... ruining the game... need correction...

>>544775752
kek

>>544774748
*High fives your rough manly hands* hell yeah sister

>>544775203
a real fan would have used koyuki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDIP3ESW1Ng

>>544776982
nta but do you have any retort other than "haha u is a tranny"

>>544775203
n-no way....

>>544777635
>Me giving you props for *checks notes* getting upset I said the emporium has mentally ill degenerates in their ranks
Brofist me big guy, the emporiums next collection of shitty cosmetics and maps will surely fix the declining game quality and game count

so that's a no

>>544777870
i don't care about cosmetics or the emporium nor was i the one participating in this conversation, as already, stated
i'm just curious if you have any other insults besides the fact that everyone is a tranny

>>544778067
My man, you are projecting and did it first. At least be less upset to reply directly instead of being so ass mad you resort to sub-posting (massive L brochacho.)

#SouthernNinjaIsRight

>>544778135
Considering most emporium members ruining tf2 are trannies, why do you care how I choose to insult them? Sounds like you're taking personal offense to it, my fellow man.

>>544778446
>my fellow man
correct. so why do you keep using reddit-tier snark to insinuate everyone you don't like is a tranny

>>544778309
LOL

>>544778135
Don't mind the shartydrone he's obsessed with trannies 24/7. That's all he thinks about.

>>544778556
floydfag just does anything to get a response

>>544778556
Ok retard

>>544761339
>>544762789
TF2 Podcasts be like:
>The Zesty Jesus Podcast (Idle Time)
>The Podcast feat. Zesty Jesus (UFR)
>The Podcast talking against Zesty Jesus (Swishcast)

>>544778556
You... Did it first... Do you hate when your energy is matched?

>>544778575
>>544778645
you're right. my bad, gang
>>544779031
show me where i made fun of someone by implying they're a tranny

true tf2 came back
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3826520/Team_Fortress_2_Gold_Rush/

>>544779031
>You... Did it first...
reddit speak

>>544779192
Why do you care what insult I use to describe what the majority stake of a negative blight upon my community? you retarded fuck.

uh oh shartoid melty

>>544779450
because it's weird how obsessed with trannies you are, anon

>>544781564
>Insult troons ruining tf2 (mind you if they where any other group Id insult them accordingly)
>You see me insulting them and get offended for them
Do you want a high five little guy, your this close to understanding it but I think your years in special education didn't get you to undertand basic feelings.

>>544781971
like i said, it's just weird. it's like how libs call everything they don't like a nazi
think of something else, man

>>544782105
Retard, concession accepted.

>>544782240
ok

>The game and the server communicate not through button presses but via structured messages with fields, which in Dota are called protobuf messages(simply - proto messages). The simplest way to think about this is as an electronic form with fields like "which item", "which tool", "which slot", etc. Normally, the game fills out this "form", and the server checks that everything is logical and allowed. But if you construct such a message manually and send it directly, you can ask the server to perform an action that doesn’t exist in the UI.
>The first vulnerability allowed extracting Prismatic and Ethereal gems from Unusual couriers and the Arcana for Terrorblade and Techies without destroying the original item. Essentially, the server accepted an incorrect tool type for extracting a rare gem and performed the operation without destroying the item. That is, a proto message was sent to extract a gem from a rare slot, but instead of the required Master Artificer's Hammer, a regular Artificer's Hammer was specified (which cannot be done in the client). The server did not validate the "tool/operation" combination, resulting in rare gems being extracted while the item remained in the inventory with the slot now empty.
valve: hiring only the best of the best
i wonder what fucked up dupes are hiding in TF2

>>544783023
Valve used to hire people who discovered their mistakes (see: Drunken F00l) and this made it more likely that they would catch other mistakes before they were added into the game. But I don't think they hire people like that anymore. I suspect it has something to do with the barriers to entry for programming being reduced and Valve having less trust in modern programmers.

I fucking love my insatiable pornography addiction.
TF2.

>halloween
>only queue for normal maps

PEACE SELLS BUT WHO'S BUYIN

>>544785356
>scream fortress
>wear christmas hats
>smissmas
>wear scream fortress hats
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

https://github.com/ValveSoftware/source-sdk-2013/pull/1490#issuecomment-3471010223
Solarlight makes an appearance...defending Pyro???

>>544778564
what is the point you're trying to make with this screenshot?

>>544787759
>dude whose entire personality revolves around abusing bugs defends bug abusers
wow

>>544788001
>dude whose entire personality revolves around abusing bugs defends bug abusers
Don’t gay people do that too?

>>544787890
He's a low IQ confederate, real name is probably Cletus

>>544788309
Friendly fire.

>>544784045
ToT

>>544787759
>as the world's biggest pyro hater
this guy is so annoying

>>544779250
>Comes out in 3 weeks
That's pretty fast, I'm guessing it wants to be out before TF2C?

>>544779250
Ratatouille remembering childhood.mp4

>>544787759
>Bakugo starts the /tf2g/ frag zone
>it ends in failure
>Bakugo starts the arch.b4k.co archives of /vg/
>it ends in failure
>Bakugo makes a mod to remove Thermal Thruster bugs
>it ends in failure
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jOTo3LMbIbU

>>544790265
>Bakugo starts the arch.b4k.co archives of /vg/
>it ends in failure
?

>>544790426
It was shut down and yes I know that https://arch.b4k.dev/ replaced it

>>544779250
>tf2 "gold rush" mod
>look inside screenshots
>weapons, map and hat added 1 year after gold rush update
but I guess playing on a industry map, heavy having a American football helmet and scout being able to send you flying fits the original tone and gameplay because they were added relatively early :)

>>544790265
Apparently he was also harassed by pyrotrannies after the fix went live
Eric unironically promoting mobbing behavior

>>544791070
It's called Gold Rush but they said they wanna recapture a 2010-ish feel

>>544791337
that's cool, however I like the liberty launcher

>Place my back in a corner referencing 2 walls to heal.
>Get stabbed 3 times through a match

There is a new tech or something that I'm not aware of?

>2 walls to heal
?

>>544739157
People lack reading comprehension if they think valve meant the update would be coming before Halloween. Learn to read.

>>544739157
always cute when newfags gets their first experience with valve time

https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Source-1-Games/issues/7654#issuecomment-3474372162
>Why should you be able to essentially balance the game through bug patches? Wait for next major update.
Dumbest thing I've read all day. I thought the github folk were somewhat smart nerds

>>544764908
Having bots flood the game’s official servers for over 5 years didn’t kill the game.

realistically nothing will ever happen.

>>544794234
Heavy I guess.

>>544796547
idk man, im not the guy youre replying to but ive seen at least within seattle and la, way smaller bars in the matchmaking settings than about a year ago, and im pretty sure asia and au servers are really dead too

>>544787759
>as the world's biggest pyro hater
this guy is so keyed

I wonder if they going throw some minor balance patch in next update, I mean, even fixing minigun firerate for MVM would fudge over tomislav.

>>544801996
Trannies cope and seethe over sniper in normal gameplay and he's fine but he's literally the single strongest class in most MvM maps and it's not even close.
I'm not saying nerf sniper but at least buff the others to be better. Poor fucking spy

>check thread
sex with every single anime post
>>544721514
fempyro mating press

>>544773742
It looks great dude, Alpine is my favorite setting too. I like the skybox even if it is just a simple colour swap.

>>544803291
>want to draw fempyro sex
>can't decide between sentient rubber or torn latex

>>544803291
this but bloopander

Waiting all week just for valve to blue ball me yet again

>>544795989
Team Fortress 2 and its community were abandoned for a reason.

>>544806093
member august 27th?

>>544798509
That’s probably because Valve added a bunch of new matchmaking regions so players are getting routed to the new Dallas and Chicago servers if they’re closer to those places than Seattle and L.A

>Counter Strike market cap already recovered from the crash a few weeks ago
Did Valve predict this would happen and just wanted to fuck over a few knife owners in exchange for the publicity?

>>544804582
torn latex is always better, people who treat the suit like it's her skin are weird

>>544807849
plap plap plap

>>544808251
In that case what's the best skin color? Saw some dark skin fempyro and it's just as hot.

>>544808353
I think pale or tan are best. I use a mod that makes her pale on RED and tan on BLU and I like it

>>544808539
me in the middle

>>544807849
They’re attempting to restructure the game’s economy to circumvent the gambling regulations going through in Europe (where most of the CS playerbase is)

>>544809308
>to circumvent the gambling regulations going through in Europe
Funny they haven't done anything for TF2 yet
Unboxing has already been banned in the Netherlands and Belgium for years

Valve was planning a Dustbowl stage 4 that takes place in space (hence why there's a rocket at the end of stage 3). They invented the idea of Robot Destruction as a cover-up, it was originally Dustbowl 4.

>>544810078
These poor people can't experience the absolute joy of turning $2.50 into ¢2. How horrific.

>>544812418
>Multi stage map that takes place in different environments
Weird it doesn't happen more often, I can only think of Snowplow

>>544808539
someone save jerma

Are you guys going trick or treating?

>>544807849
uh
i can see his balls
please put them away

>>544813483
What should I go as

>>544808539
that's me in the middle
fempyro intercourse
>>544813483
https://youtu.be/9F-8crKa_7o?t=160
>>544813804
cream the rabbit
cream the rabbit
cream the rabbit

>>544813804
sex with the cream sniper owl chao!!!

>>544810078
If more governments put pressure on Valve to change it then I could see them changing it but CS is the main priority right now since it’s literally one of the biggest online gambling services rn so it’s definitely getting targeted by these laws and Valve wants to keep that multibillion dollar revenue source alive

Let's think for a second, has the Emporium actually released a cosmetic or map that was unanimously thought of as good?

>>544814645
We’re not allowed to think. We have to ask Zesty to think for us.

>>544814645
No lol

>>544814781
helltaker sexo

trader bluds when the government forces valve to implement a store that lets you buy whatever unusuals you want

>>544815279
>Communist faggots like yourself believe this
come on man

>>544815279
It'll be a store of only craft-hat unusuals with gen 1 effects because they're evergreen. All the other hats will be "deprecated" to Valve just like spells and will retain their value :)

>>544815279
that's how it should be, fuck this rarity shit people with bottomless pockets hoarding all the items

Valve would totally make existing unusuals "vintage" to prevent traders from acking too hard.

>>544816347
>>544816741
refer to >>544816227

>>544817127
Enjoy opening your Operation Heavy Metal Terminals :)

Why is it so hard for Valve to add quickplay again?
What's holding them back?

>>544817225
Mr. Nefarious Neato has got something to say about that

>>544817208
I'm not a trader main, what happened in CS2 was pretty unique in what they did and it applying to TF2 isn't realistic. I just hate commie fags like yourself mate

>>544817225
Eric would bring it back then revert the changes 3 days later because someone on github complained

>>544817225
it would be way too neato for post-MyM "players" to handle
also i want to correct that shupo

>>544817439
>what happened in CS2 was pretty unique in what they did and it applying to TF2 isn't realistic
Not really, they can just do it. People like you probably said they'd never add weapon skins too. It's the least communist thing Valve could possibly do cuz they're shitting all over the tradermain "proletariat" and piping all the money back into their own pockets again, while tradermains eat it up like good goys.
"Narratively" it'll just be a stupid fuckin Mann Co Terminal where Saxton sells you crate contents/the occasional gen 1 unusual. They will do it cuz it only made them more money in CS2. There's nothing unique about tf2's situation that would preclude shoving it in there just as haphazardly as it was done to CS.

>>544817818
??? Theres not chinese people ltierally blackholing the market making it impossible for normal people to afford gloves or skins.

TF2's economy also has affordable unusuals galore. retard

>>544817987
>Theres not chinese people ltierally blackholing the market
There will be once those vermin get booted out of CS and scurry on over to tf2, just like how tf2 keys have been used as a surrogate money-laundering currency for cs2 transactions for literal years despite the default mann co key not being usable on any crates released in nearly a decade.
>TF2's economy also has affordable unusuals galore
It's also got plenty of thirdies who want to buy the affordable $40 pixels. The scale of the transactions doesn't matter because it's all relative, and Valve clearly care enough about tf2's smaller revenue cuz they keep dumping slop into the game. They'll be priced at whatever and the market will figure itself out after shitting its pants.

>>544818368
They will never do that man. They actually have an esport scene for CS, incentivizing blackholing. What you think is going to happen is a delusional take and i'm going to just cut you off there because simply put, what happened with CS2 won't happen with TF2.

REQUEST:

Does anyone have the image where there's a bunch of made-up TF2 bosses mixed in with real bosses? One was the ghost of zepheniah mann.

The idea is that it's the content rollout for "what if TF2 was a live-service game?"

So you see various "seasons", each with their own boss. Or something.

bros... after 11 years, i finally got it... the hard vore hat
and on only my second pumpkin this year too. this is marvelous. i can discard my collection of 27 other "pyro head items that are not the creature's grin" that i've been piling up for posterity.

>>544820103
now get it in haunted quality

>>544820103
update: i also got the soft vore hat. blessed robin walker giving me the goods

>>544820307
maybe i'll get lucky, i think i used up all my luck for those with the Haunted Haunted Hat

>>544820103
just found out the creature's grin is jiggleboned. today is truly a day

>>544820103
Nice one bro

>>544820709
thanks bro, i hope your hallo'ween pumpkins give good gifts too

>>544820840
I got some good stuff.
Happy halloween.

>>544779250
>classic tf2 with no "developer's idea to ruin the game" custom weapons
>isn't taking an extremely long time to release for what it is
I see promise here. I hope people play it and there isn't anything retarded like constant balance changes.

>>544820307
i didn't get it in haunted but i did get a second one. are you a wizard?

>>544822880
Just buy 'em. You're not poor, are you?

Are you guys going trick or treating?

The server blight monster fingered me