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40yo single mom edition

Miary Zo trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRwchU3LtBo

>Wavu Wiki
https://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page

>Glicko2 rating + player search
https://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://ewgf.gg/

>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation

>Moves Data
https://okizeme.gg/
https://tekkendocs.com/

>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/15iC2duCQLb0EoqBXyMkjWffiFE_IDLaenVBA6kS2bM4/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.zexauv1jo17

>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each character
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JPqhDoP9nf0XlTW4PYflCXUTjw7wCorIWU8ihlaF0xQ/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.ere7btp9k64v

>>544869226
jin would never do that to emilie

chikurin's wife

>>544869152
it takes incredible resolve from jin to not breed her every night

I'm now in a good humour I don't know why

I extended my hurtbox

>want to join a local tourney
>its on a sunday

no tekken on church day

So Mangja outclass the job if latter didn't get rigged setup in the pak tourney

bye bye paki

:)

Gosain sends his regards

atif and arslan remain the only consistent performers out of pakistan

haha nice rage art greenie

not bad kneega

>mashes
>win
even kneegro fell off ong

unc punished that df1 with jet upper like it's 2005

>>544869637
dumb irish

My mother was a BITCH

he wouldn't say that

he just did though

>Kirakira
>actually a Swiss

he literally said sorry after the rage art

>he literally said sorry I didn't do that sooner
what a fucking monster

this asian girl from the superhero game is hot.....oh yeah Jin is on screen

*alt+f4*

there can be only one

lost to a dragunov mid crushing my mid with a toekick

jim is too honest for d8

why are they so fucking fat?

my fav egirl is FUCKING BALDING

"playing" a character that plays itself will do that to you

UKETE MIRO

finally the electric worked

Jin is so fucking weak

Can TMM beat Lee 3?

This might be a top tier event https://liquipedia.net/fighters/Manila_Madness/4
Watch it

how about i watch cute femboys jerk it instead?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9LgCzNu_tc
https://www.twitch.tv/tekken
We still live

>we
maybe you are

man i just wanna end my life

>try to hit confirm instead of letting shit rip
>loses

would make sense if the players weren't drooling retards more than Law ones

slay queens

I'm a man

I wish I was a man

Ifrit, give me strength...

I shidded myself

nice ws4 bro

TORGAL SAVES THE DAY

TOO SLOW
EVERY CITY

TORGAL
SHALL EVER FUCK THEE

SIC EM TORVAL

>>544869226
>>544869338
Smile at her?

he's gritting his teeth retard

Man when I look at Jun's face in the OP, I kinda think the earlier tekken versions of her were more better. Age-wise she's fine though

Worth the money? Worth it so I can reply to myself?

COOMBOX MALFUNCTION
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Counter hit launching jab is the corniest shit you can imagine

>>544874764
yes, it's basically a requirement to use this site atp

>>544869149 (OP)
Wtf does the !jun command mean?

>>544873580
Do you want to see Jun and Lili take a shower together, soaping and washing each others bodies?

>>544871635
Watching V-tubers >>>

>>544875021
yes please post it

no i don't

I am

Replying to myself

Barely hanckering on to TGS gonna watch the tourney LMAOOOOO

Ling is paint dry boring at high-ish ranks no one falls for the memes

>>544875734
you sound unstable nigga

>>544875734
Your outfits aren't lewd which is a big problem. You need to distract your opponents.

What's the hold up nigga

>>544876050
Murray got into the turbines of the energy generator so they're getting him unstuck

Xiayou is an easy character to play against

Bros did i just miss 11 hours of the sickest korea tekken?

Can't wait to play with one hand in December

is knee yemeni (from yemen)?

THREAD THEME
https://x.com/WAVArchive/status/1984561805239230950

Knee...

>>544876209
Please answer my shameful question.

>>544876467
just watch the youtube vod and you can skip 8 hours of ads

>>544876570
I couldnt believe the stream is actually running live for 10 hours and didnt want get spoiled.
Ill do that.

some characters play kind of grueling like steve

it's escapism! can't you see? it's not healthy

Why is Myk doing that acute voice that all the nerds that normalfags mock and ostracize do?

>>544876952
lel it almost sounded ironic at times

>>544876694
the games have been really good overall

'nov

jinny is free use

do you just not fight jins that remember b2,1 exists?

>>544877663
I feel like a lot of these are not matchup dependent but player dependent

1300 was last place last year
~1500 will most likely be last place this year

where's the fatass

>>544877663
Steve and Reina down to free

>>544877917
true i thought the same when i made it lul but the top 3 hardest seem to make sense to me and armor king can space you out well but you can SSR AOP a decent amount and AOP his throws or crush them so i'm not sure but he has good mids

myk is so handsome bros

place your bets

ietarcade would get a lot more attention and funding if he actually posts small wip for his game daily instead of spending the majority of tweets berating bamco

Eyemusician and ulsan grand finals

eyemusician always goes 0-2 in top 8

good point i was thinking eyemusician but in reality they're going to GF and ulsan could beat him so probably ulsan

SILENT HILL E-DRAMA

betting on mulgold

just noticed twt is in my city
should i register for the lcq even tho i'm dogshit blue rank online warrior?

go and fuck hot cosplayers

of course, the most important thing about tourneys is having fun and making new friends

don't date/fuck the cosplayers, they're mostly mentally ill

but you might meet the amour of your life

>>544878314
LowHigh
EASY

>>544878674
yes and make sure you post the name you're going to be registering with here so we can laugh at you

blud thinks lowhigh won't pick steve like a retard and job

>>544879040
b-but boxing is...

so you're telling me this girl is probably mentally ill?

yeah

i finished dracula for Halloween and it was a solid 7.5/10 novel

she looks like she has mild bpd

she looks like a well-adjusted human being

mild may as well be overwhelmingly severe

>>544869149 (OP)
>single
Not anymore after the ending of Tekken 8.

Capcom Won

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bds1MU_6wrs
this is as normal as a girl can get

There's no difference between most TekkenGod/Supreme players and beginners and the worst part is you can lose to them

harada relax

her fucking tits look so heavenly here

blud gets easily deceived by push up bras

who wouldnt

lcq anons, you might get to fuck girls like eliza here if you sign up

>>544880842
i just love tits man...idk what to say

I don't have mental access to the game today so I'm losing every game. I haven't played a single midngame in 30 games since I started playing my mind doesn't process mindgames. I'm just trying to out-RNG people in grueling mindless games with no soul or point to them.

skibbidi lidia
skibbidi lidia
skibbidi lidia
lidia lidia
skibbidi lidia
skibbidi lidia
skibbidi lidia
lidia lidia

ass > tits

Looks like I'm getting the "I exposed myself" fuckers out of here

Keep reporting folks, Tekgen is healing

I tag: exhibitionism myself

just a harmless fellas, albeit extremely autistic

off-topic but ZAMM

I don't have mental access to the game I'm playing too structured and without a feel for what the opponent wants to do. Maybe playing Kazuya ruined my Xiaoyu since he's a purely logical character. Almost dropped to midway through Tekken God.

not interested that fetal alcohol syndrome bitch

Apologetic times LOL


The guy was playing Lee and did a whiffed df2 into low parry into rage art to win the round catching my i14 d3 so I plugged it was final round of the game

If we eliminate the exposed posters we’ll have to nuke 90% of this general for being off topic or ritual posts

>>544882575
>>544882382
your post quality is higher when you grind ranked

>>544882918
stop replying to yourself

i want to erp with linganon on steam chat

how tf do you know he's replying to himself?

the same way you guess 50/50s

because i'm myself

I'm you and you are me

linganon exposed herself

>>544882575
>even have a xiaoyu profile pic
it's genuinely over for you

>>544883736
nta but wdym?

i said good riddance to a worthless piece of junk

>>544882382
Kazuya takes no skill compared to Xaioyu

>reina/lili/any tekken girl cosplay
>alisa main
every single time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGaoDzs0e8A

paki tourney

wan't there an atlanta tournament

>>544887556
It's later today, dreamhack atlanta.

weren't you DEAD?

stop the slop

Is mp4 the new meta on 4cuck?
I've seen it being posted more frequently, the previous meta was webm with vp9 codec but I wonder If mp4 has better quality/compression ratio
inb4, yes I'm tech illiterate

Does anybody know when the stream starts tomorrow?

>>544889938
It does have better compression but also is more universal, for example, webm doesn't even play on iphone, if you post a webm to your discord buddy and he's on iphone he won't be able to load it
So it's just worth creating an mp4 over webm

>webm doesn't even play on iphone
kwab

>>544889938
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
GROSSS

reina has the worst looking moveset after nina

Tekken needs another anime

>>544889358
delete this

michale murray threw tortilla sauce at all the ps5s ventillation vents so the turnament is cancelled tomorrow

everyone clap for murray good job buddy!

>>544889358
>>544891503
*Make more of this

>>544889358
is it gay i self inserted as jun here

enough with the AI slop

why does Drag not have a -13 punish
how do i stop these african americans from hopkicking me

can't believe we got itoddlers in this general

nigga you get a fucking i12 ws launch EVERY round, not having a i13 punish is nothing

drinking a beer

whats up

good morning

chicken

blessed day
may the lord open

popeyes > kfc

>>544891893
yeah but why would you block low??

better question is why would you install tekken 8

gonna get drunk and flip out as is my nature

>why would you block low
i dunno maybe you're fighting a jin (top 5 most popular character in the game) and he keeps spamming d4 like CBM in neutral so you blow him up for it?

vagina and female breasts are really gross

jin suddenly blurts out

issa joke anon
tmm when he was shilling the S2 patch said drag shoulder launching wasn't a big deal because why would he block low

This tactic also works sometimes online too

just sealed my fate

i feel nothing playing this game

when i win i mashed them out, when i lose i mash them out

there's far too much complexity to play around players and not flowcharts

yawned and dislocated my jaw.

dislocated my jaw on a cawk

Konami fucking won
https://companiesmarketcap.com/video-games/largest-video-game-companies-by-market-cap/

This game is just random mashing based on feeling there's no pattern recognition associated with the gameplay

So bury me in willow, not in oak.

>>544890046
I axed you a question

How do you beat jun and asuka's grab that gives them a full combo

>how do you beat a grab
break it. it's a 1+2 break

eating figgy bars and milky milk

Why none of you said this mod is out?

>Ps5 ruins tourneys only for Tekken 8
Sony WON

too many clives on the screen so pos5 melted

>leroy nigga who kept relying on parry blocked me
okay

nice game

i lulled

I'm about to drop to Tekken Emperor

My days as a Gawd of Tekken are over

Captcha S2 GAT

what does puerile mean

behaving in a silly way, not like an adult: I find his sense of humour rather puerile

Too many fun games to play. I'm quitting life.

>>544899253
>>544900306
why don't the tournament organizers simply take apart the ps5 and add copper heat sinks to the vram housing?

>>544902096
The irony is that the OG PS5 from launch has the best cooling but Sony did some severe cost cutting measures later on that removed its excellent cooling.

Is it true that armor king has a move that auto ki charges?

he some kind of broken unblockable

why michael..

>>544899000
Console plebians ruining fighting games for at least 10 years. Hopefully Alibaba and the 40 EVOs will fix this shit.

the auto ki charge you're talking about is his old ws2+u move from tekken 7 which is automatically done

i'm cumming huge loads today

it's fucked up that microsoft let playstation win the 8th gen and xboxes got phased out of fighting game tournaments. pros wouldn't have the disconnecting controller problem if tournaments were played on xbox i can tell you that much

the only character i can stomach watching from streamers i kazuya

look at the screen micheal

Did YOU know that you can see if someone is doing a fullcrouch move from a heatengager or not?

>>544905949
yes, this was shown off in the trailer when they introduced it slowpoke

>>544906094
They also mention it in the arcade tutorial thing but honestly I forgot

sony hired markman to make a wireless arcade stick because they know they can't fix the disconnecting controller issue

>>544905582
>Xtrash
And nothing of value was lost. MS brought nothing good with it to video games.

turns out i was a tekken newbie all along

nah fuck this game im learning cammy

cummy

who the fuck said fakhyourmum was honest or mid? this fucker got infinite range with his lows and mids

I'm surprised people still give a fuck about him. Irrelevant, boring character.

>>544907708
he's low tier and honest you just got outskilled bruv

>character releases
>no one knows how to play it
>mainman sees it's a burly muscular man and shills for it
>it becomes honest
>when theyre somewhat optimized everyone realizes they got gaslit by mainman

yes i can only cum when its a white blonde woman yes my skin is somewhat of a shade of brown no i dont shit on streets

do you squat when you poo tho

Is it mandatory that alisa, lili and reina players have to dress their characters as sluttily as possible?

i dress reina just like how i'd dress irl

why do i only get ki charged when i use devil jin

like a troon on xitter

>that really patchy middle part
WHY ARE ALL MY EGIRLS BALDING? WTFFFF

u playing a fraud and u wonder why you get ki charged?

he plays just like kaz and i only get ki charged like once every twenty games with him.

>>544908942
peoploe get pissed when they eat the hellsweep

halo 3 odst >>>>>>> tekken 8

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=15306928

>>544877663
Explain the Jin one because I really don't get it

>>544910283
devil jin is so fucking lucky

atlanta tourney when?

hinoka's actor is so cute bros

I will NOT break grabs, I will NOT block lows and i certainly will not do anything other than hold back on defence. If you somehow manage to damage me you are a dishonest little shitter and I will send hatemail.

>>544910649
based kazuya player is based

>>544910295
ssr aop everything+quicker pokes b1 also works a lot when he's pressuring you

post spiderbruv

does anyone have that one kaz poster saying he'll block you if you do certain things?

>want to play females because they're hot and want to put them in slutty customizations
>all female characters are boring

nina is only boring if you play her boring

you're gay
you just don't know it yet

Were never getting a Tekken collection?

hmmm is that the og spiderbruv or a recreation?

>kazuya does the wrong move to pick up a side splat
>omg fix the game murry

>>544908817
>how i'd dress irl
Bro why would you dress like a woman

>>544911234
I love how you can make the girls so slutty with mods

>>544893210
I respectfully disagree

>>544911324
both "i'm going to df12 until either of us gets bored" sisters are boring

>>544911395
Tekken 5 had 1,2 and 3 included.

SHE'S GOT A SMILE
THAT IT SEEMS TO ME
REMINDS ME OF CHILDHOOD
MEMORIES

>>544911686
what character would wear this

>>544911629
i'm not your "bro"

Eliza

>>544908817
Same.

>>544912178
you are my bro, bro

>>544912270
no thanks, "bro"

>>544911686
this bitch genuinely has an absolutely perfect body except for being shaved, she's also pretty tall iirc

>>544912429
imagine getting into a car crash right at that intersection and the last thing you see before life drains away from your body is bruv's face

this loser is trying to promote (4 free) his nigger parasocial lover.

oh
my
lord

I slept before Shine vs Chikurin...

>>544911395
hate that grifting mutt on the bottom so much. hate the grifting dood in the top right as well but that goes without saying.

HOLY

I EXPOSED MYSELF

>>544912920
>the man isn't black

>>544912073
WHERE EVERYTHING WAS AS FRESH AS THE BRIGHT BLUE SKYYY

based

i'm not gonna lie, i'm tired of being a gooner

>>544890484
webm has better compression than mp4, except H.265 which isn't supported by 4chan because technologically speaking 4chan is 10 years behind. it adopted vp9 like a few years ago

the natural enemy of advertisers is the reinatard

>>544913734
what are you gonna do about it buddyboy

Discernible personalities in these threads

Lingschizo
LTG OPs guy
Women fetish/onlyfans whores poster guy
"I exposed myself" guy (original one is gone but there are at least two copycats)
Tranny/eskay lover guy
THANK YOU VIRTUA FIGHTER guy
Steamcharts guy
Lili coomer guy
Attracted to men guy
Pidgeon Asuka guy
Zoomer ebonics guy
Woke Reina guy
Drawfag
Sweaty slutty mods guy

Gone
Thebuffguy guy
Having a blast with my Octa guy
Tekkino/game defender guy
Leo is male guy
Mardukschizo
Boke

alisa 2, 1+2 tracks sidewalk left

lol

>>544912920
>man makes woman cum fast
>it means the man is good at sex
>woman makes man cum fast
>it means the man is bad at sex
wouldn't it also be a badge of honor for the woman? especially if she's in an active role like riding

you are overthinking gooner shit

I'm still not banned. Report it and let me take a 3 day break from this fucking website

im not a snitch

>>544913969
brain decay nina defender
jun complainer
furia spammer
me

>>544912252
based

that's because making a woman cum is like quantum physics and making a man cum is like 1+1 while simultaneously not cumming as a woman is like 1+1 and not cumming as a man is like quantum physics
jin main btw

reina is so weak

>>544912920
>>544913165
i'd fathered the next generation of mishimas if you catch my drift

>>544914148
women sometimes see it as a compliment
but if they really want sex it just makes them disappointed
even still how hard is it really to make a man cum? not very, unlike a woman

testing 1,2,3

Eric will come back

>>544911395
I have grifter clickbait fatigue

There was a fucking LILI VS LILI for the top 8????
Bitch has to be fucking broken

I haven't really played fighting games since tekken 2-3 and I was thinking about getting 8. Are those box type controllers worth it?

there is a condecorated catposter i suspect it's boke XD

I could never get into Mortal Kombat. I get reminded by western companies with the dumb DEI, woke shit

where's ganryu?

>>544915938
They're called cheatboxes for a reason.

i never played mortal kombat but i am an aris fan and he calls mortal kombat moron kombat. and that soured my perception of mortal kombat as a series even though i have never played a single game

Only Amerifats are tasteless enough to make something like Mortal Kombat popular.

yuri suck a cocky

t. never played mortal kombat as a kid

>>544916247
>but i am an aris fan
I thought people here hated Aris Lool

who?

HOLY SHIT

>>544916157
Any brands that are good or need to be avoided?

yooo they brought back gustave
letsgetit

>>544916852
@grok !?!?

They could've removed the AI piss filter man

I would main Murray

she goes by murrat now, chud

Naming him Gustave made me realize there is probably a timeline with an E33 guest fighter

>>544915791
the worse lili switched to clive and immediately won btw

>>544916852
where's tifa?

Murray is already in the game??

HOLY SHIT

>>544919015
i knew this match was sussy

>>544913969
All me btw

>>544919015
huh?

>>544919015
big if true

>>544919015
the lore runs deep...

deh

Romantic dude cums on rose
Spongeknob Squarenuts
Explosive beaver hammering
Old ass woman that is about to die gets fucked
Emo couple wants to fuck more than they want to die
Big hairy Gustavo whacks his gack
You've Got Midget - Scene 1

Lemon stealing whore
Baby thrown off balcony

Sleepwalking stepbrother
Edward penis hands
Retarded goth jerking off while crying
Adolf Hitler painting destroyed by big black cock

It's okay mom, I'm here
Pikachu cums
Asscream sundae

Young hot redhead pisses on everything in the room
Ten wet piss scenes
Dumb cunt eating ice cream
Tiger's Wood
I don't know WTF is going on, but the frog fucks good
Meme orgy gets nasty
Please Santa, drill my ass

The taste of - [grandma's furburger]

Not the Cosbys, but close enough
Phineas and Ferb

Bald bitch gets wild with snakes

Insert two apple in ass
Black cock down
Straight male gets drilled by corn
Willy Wonka and the Fudge Packing Factory
Sausage and spaghetti dinner
Mom's spaghetti
The Prune Brothers
Pretty boy pees, farts and flexes his bunghole

Engulfing a delectable willy
Her black stepdads retarded cock

The Gimp and the Retard

Anna Nicole Smith's retarded (grand-)daughter
Amputee smears herself with sauce
Amputee
Toy story hentai
Forrest Hump
Schindler's Fist

The Flintbones
Good Will Humping
Shrek

Walt Disney-4
Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer's Balls

Cake farts
Karate girl foot sniffing
Scoopy Doo
Sonic having orgasms

A Chinese fish looks like penis
Reporter gets banged by terrorists
Kung fu power sex
Fisting wars tale of the lost arm

Getting hole punched at an office party
The sperm burger extra mayo-free

Hot blonde fucked by a gargoyle
Hot redhead performing super hot solo

Adventures of the Fart Bitches
My brother spying on the neighbor

blud is tweaking

what destroyed your life? for me it was finding out i had average IQ

>>544921236
i turned 18 and then it gradually happened

I have lost all interest in romantic interactions, women are just so mid and i'm not gay

there's no comfort in the truth
pain is all you find

tek ken..

Hope 7
Despair 8

>>544917712
but the worse lili that switched to clive to beat lili also beat a clive with lili earlier

>>544922364
the original post was about a lili mirror doe and the person who switched off won

tf does that mean

>>544921236
I went to university but because of my schizoid personality and compounded insecurities I made no real friends and never had sexual relations and it basically proved that i'm not fit for human society and my life thereon would be one of embittered solitude that slowly fizzles out into nothing.

>>544919015
>>544919707
!

Why do we hate Clive?

who's we? i thank clive for saving tekken

>>544922925
so does that mean lili is better than lili or that lili is worse than lili

Kazuya is the only good character. He caused a trans suicide with one ki-charge.

jarvis.. post jigoku ki-charge incident..

this nigga in quick match has been declining my match since i 3-0'd his ass

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTseTg48568

today on the menu

>>544911395
No because previous Tekken games are shit.

>>544926167
is this game even alive

>>544926167
this looks like one of those AI videos where the prompt is a picture of two characters and then they start kissing

>>544924868
Bogdanoff, drop the Emilio files.

we are all just prisoners here
of our own device

Remember those days before release, just after that trailer with Kaz and Jin in the rain, where we all thought Tekken 8 was going to be a return to form? A more mature Tekken, in the style of Tekken 4, with a focus on defense and movement like Tekken 5. Taking a complete turn from the "features" Tekken 7 introduced like meter and offense that glued you to your opponent?

Haha me too.

Why do sometimes I hear a "CHICKUHHHN" human noise when I play? It's not stage-related as far as I can tell, what the fuck is it? He says something like "chicken" but with a funny, serious voice, idk

meds

and now
the end is neare
and so i face
the filnal
courtain

>>544926546
Yes. KOF has lived its whole existence being niche.

i have nothing to post about but i wish i did

minor spelling mistake. its over

I played Tekken 8 online today
And I had fun...

sorry for pressing buttons against lidia
god damn

im playing way too honest

>>544930081
I hope you learned a lesson here.

One and done is....LE BAD!!

>>544930081
>round start db4
whaaaat?? my fraud slow and risky low didn't work and got me count hit for all my bananas???? what are the odds how could this a happen bros

>>544930081
>impossible to outspace
>side stepping is a risk
>pressing buttons is a risk
>forced guesses upon forced guesses
>best punish you could get is a 14f
>of course she has autoparries integrated in her gorilla shit
she's pure cancer design holy shit

>>544931605
in my DEFENSE she'd been hitting highs the first few rounds so i thought i'd be cheeky ok?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKHT6UXn8YY

it's finally here

i hate women so much its unreal

>>544930081
Lidia is the most cancerous characcter in T8, the poster child for everything thats wrong in this game acctually, insane + frames, obnoxious chain stance pressure, unblockables, 50/50 out the wazoo. I wish i had any hope for season 3 in my heart but it already got crushed when i was believing in season 2....

>>544869149 (OP)
I want to creampie Jun while she wears a naked apron.

God I love women so much it's Unreal Engine.

Dreamhack when?

>>544932934
>180cm
>18 years old
Is Lili supposed to be a mutant freak in the lore or something

>>544932996
>Tekken 8: $8000 prize pool
>2XKO: $5,000 prize pool
reddit we did it

dont tell unc about zoomer specs

anakin mite podium

>>544933831
DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK

nice rank

>>544933326
Giantess

ANYWAYS i didnt think there were many femcels on this site until reading the replies to this post >>>/a/283453823
lee main obviously.

How do I get a femcel girlfriend that can beat me at Tekken.

>>544935303
wait for me to finish hrt

asian bitches are ugly

Reminder to take a moment to be thankful today

>>544935967
you are not white...

>>544935967
definitely you aren't white

true. im med

>pure maiden archetype
>fornicated with a criminal

>>544936476
Tags: Corruption, Large Breasts, Older Woman, Mother NTR

>>544936476
she was kind of a slut in 2 tho

>>544935303
bros they're so cute
how can western roastpiggus that have no hobbys even compete?

>>544936476
Undoubtedly the most realistic aspect of the entire Tekken plot.

That's how women work. Remember high school? Who did the girls hang out with? The guys with good grades or the tough guy with a motorcycle who'd been kicked off the football team?

Over time, women's "intelligence" develops, and they eventually move beyond that phase to simply go after the richest guy in their circle.

i cant even shitpost about how bad my life is it's not even funny anymore to be ironized it's like making fun of a goldfish being put on a blender

>>544928856
Previous battle pass item, it's a floating cartoon chicken. Says it on heat burst and rage art.
Chickening used to be a game mechanic and the announcer would say it when it happened, that's gone so they added the meme accessory

i feel like drag is teaching me to play the game
i don't know what i'll do when i play a character without such crazy good lows though

The thing with Jun is that her "holy" powers are actually not that holy hence why she was driven to fuck Kazuyer and make an half demon half angel breed
or get breed by green man
or come back as unknown

>>544937543
Oh, that's a fun item lol

I wanna be a tgirl

i want to bitch about being tekken emperor but honesty the players are pretty good i think playing in LAS where GoDs played like Bushin ranks made me see all the ranks as worse than they were in reality

Still I feel like roping for losing to Tekken Emperor today I hope it was just a bad day and I don't have to relearn the game in 2k more games to climb back up to GoD

i honestly just winstreaked to raijin then i just stopped playing ranked

its just not worth the stress

>>544938621
best stream in weeks

you nigas are not ready for it yet. but ur kids are gonna love it

im a fucking loser

you wonder how people can be so retarded here and then they expose themselves as aris fans

they exposed themselves

and then they.....do what?

Spent five hours playing Arc Raiders with friends. Swedecucks made a good game.

>coop friendshit
>live service shit
>good game
*closes eyes*
*smirks*

>>544941135
It's ok being chud

It's ok being cheated again when they completely fuck up your game in less than 6 months

>>544941338
You say this in a Tekken general unironically?

ive begun telling people not to expose themselves irl

blud is falling for a Nexon game in 2025 oh my days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy0q9eM_2xk
it's up lads

>>>/v/724736630
who made this

>>544939424
who made this

>>544942257
i did. why didn't none of you niggas reply in my thread. now it archived

https://youtu.be/fAyBdVRbNs0
IT'S UP!!!

>>544926167
if d8 was based it would have this kind of intro animation for asuka and lili instead of that cheap almost-kiss shit they have.

>>544943137
>obarislop
snk "fans" memed him into legend status just because he slipped in a few frames of nudity as a joke into an ova 30 years ago

>>544933326
it's just her shoes.

SHADOW AND SHINBLADE ARE FIGHTING

>>544943561
you can't just add the slop suffix at the end of every word.

>>544944137
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

how long until soop starts

>go for a run
>spend 10 hours losing to mickey mouse and papa john in tekken 8
>play a game of chess
>drink of a cup of tea
>watch police body cam footage
t'was my saturday

I bet every character is getting a new heat engager in season 3, I just have a feeling

>new heat engager
>new "heat breaker" that lets you shorten opponent combos
>more plus on block launchers for asuka
>more installs for everyone
>all S3 characters will have some anime soul caliber magic
>less items in battlepass and increased prices
>150,000 new moves

Anon might be joking but he is actually predicting the future.

https://youtu.be/eIIooKzySH0
Jinschizo up

>>544946070
If they add a combo breaker I'll probably quit. I don't think they're that stupid and I really hope they don't listen to "defensive options" dogshit discourse

I just want the to fix the hitboxes

is medusa better than keisuke

>1h 25m
shant be watching

>>544936476
it was an immaculate conception.

>>544948267
You wish, Jin.
Kazuya fucked your mom.

I want Josie back bros

blud went -11 knowing what would happen and then cried about it

>>544936476
i can fix him type

>>544948592
Kazuya x Jun is even less believable than Vegeta x Bulma.

unpopular opinion but alisa is grossly overrated

>no install
>chainsaws have adequate counterplay and aren't easy to access anyways (with + frames with you need or they are useless)
>fundamental tools are ok but nothing too crazy
>combos are very precise and off axis fucks everything

inb4 some blue ranked shitter cope

>>544949201
overrated by who nigga not a single soul here has ever said anything positive about that clanker

jun might actually be the worst fucking character in tekken

>ff1+2f gen 1 and b21f gen 1 can be backdashed on block meaning there's no mixup
>you can literally ssr, dickjab, df1, powercrush, standing jab everything but 1 or 2 izumo options at -4
>b21 second hit whiffs if opponent is slightly off axis
>gen 1 and gen 3(two main mixup moves) can be sidewalked in opposite directions even at -11 meaning that both options are launch if you guess wrong
>above points combined mean that ff1+2 and b21 have worse mixup potential than Jun's neutral despite requiring her to risk her life to use
>db3 has zero tracking, can literally ssr at -9
>db2 is reactable
>only moves that track right are b22 (-9 on block +3 on hit 22 damage mid 14i mid string) or d4
>1 jab and df1 range is fucking horrible, can backdash duck df1 into df1 or d4 with ease
>powercrush is 28i
>all of her magicool moves are -9 and do a fuck ton of self damage, df2,1+2 literally does 10 points of recoverable and 10 points of non recoverable damage
>all of her punishers except 10i standing, 10i crouching, 14i crouching and 13i crouching are fucking terrible, massively overrated punishment
>horrible wall oki because her """good""" lows (db3 and gen 1) both whiff if opponent techs into standing
>literally everyone above mickey mouse ranks knows how to deal with her parry setups, opponent has to be a drooling retard to hit them with f2+3 or fcdf1
>combo damage is really stupid but it also does self damage and asuka's or bryans is higher once you account for that
>her laser is -20 on block and you have to be a fucking idiot to get hit by it
>her df4 (keepout ch kick) is -14 with zero pushback so nearly everyone can punish it meanwhile bryan niggers get away doing 3+4 into 3+4 majors top 24s, only worth using if you get a hard read on someone spamming spacing traps

completely trash character, why I bother playing jun when I can just play lili and spam broken -3 mids into side step in wall2wall combos idk

people are banging, partying, watching movies together, erping on Discord

and blud posted what he posted above on a saturday night

I'm taking the third liquid shit of the day

>>544914660
>>544949701
welcome

im tekken emperor 7000 games played 4000 on xiaoyu alone

>>544949328
people just list her high in tier lists but i don't think she's very good in this game. feels like a t7 character desu (and not one of the good ones).

>>544949701
yeah jun is kinda op, but she's also so mind-numbingly boring (gameplay and personality wise) so she doesn't get played enough fortunately

>>544950483
FEELS LIKE A T7 CHARACTER LOOOOOOOOL

heads killing me...

Every time I queue into Hwoarang, Bryan, Jun, Asuka, Jin, Yoshimitsu and Lili my fucking blood boils
Retarded monkeys only play these characters

What's wrong with Lili

>>544951889
Horse leg steps and insane frames with full screen reach
also very distracting in a bikini

i am yoshimitsu

>>544949889
dw i'll stop when i stop being a braindead fuck and learn to play

>>544950483
you can literally do f2,1+2 and f4 and force chainsaw mixups and if opponents try to challenge you can do the extension which is a natural mid heat engager and a natural -9 high respectively
all of her neutral stance moves with bad frames have massive pushback anyway so you can just backdash and b44 anyone who tries to gorilla you down
the main problem she had in t7 was abysmal combos but now she can do 80-90 damage without walls

tomorrow i will contact a therapist i swear to god

lili lows are too fucking SLOW

>>544952398
you're supposed to spam 11 and sidestep until people stop mashing anon

6 7

maybe i should start adding salt to my water

>>544952276
my man do you play alisa this season?

i'm not gonna comment on the chainsaw stuff because its whatever but the combos are not great this season

just look at this, proof in action
https://youtu.be/yN7qelGN2jI?t=322

one of the best alisa players in the world drops a s2 alisa combo and gets launched for it.

44 damage and launched btw. your '80-90' damage hypothesis is some inconsistent combo highlight scenario that simply doesn't happen very often for alisa this season.

also this example is from a random online match so you can't even blame nerves, the combos are just fucked man.

>>544952521
worst gclef in the game btw

hmmm not now i'm shaving my butthole

>>544953229
>dropped combos don't do any damage
whaaaaaaaat

*blinks one eye at a time*
tekken...

>>544953518
>missing the point
her bnb gets her launched if it drops. that's not the norm. typically dropping a combo doesn't get you launched.

suiken is a sewer dwelling lizard person

>>544953890
she kept mashing after dropping the d3

>>544953229
you don't need to do the hard combo to get 80 damage anon also wall blasts give huge scaling
if you genuinely think alisa sucks and is bad i have to ask, what rank are you with her and what's your rank with your second highest char?

>>544953334
it's hit confirmabe and does ~35 damage and KNDs feet away for stupid oki, it also doubles up as a stance transition into her broken BT stance with a CH launching extension and the ability to do a huge BT db for an easy launch on mashers because her ws2 hits from pluto

there's not a single bad gcleff in tekken 8

we done made it half of the way back up at least

funny how my progress has been
>mad that i'm mashing people out brainlessly but hanging on at GoD (i.e Xiaoyu felt braindead)
>mashing randomly stops working
>drop like 3 ranks
>now I gotta play like Knee and play tryhard fundies non-stop
>climbing back up

It's like some fraud-honest rebirth cycle

when murray says jump i say how high
when murray says salt your water i say how many tablespoons master murray

>>544954214
proud of you for climbing again

i like when people downplay jun (whether it's justified or not is a different thing)

>>544954515
ty bruv

>>544954214
cute fit sis

>>544954097
bad range jab double high into launch punishable mid no splat
dickjab shuts down everything she can do after 1,1 unless you gamble the -15

Lili BT 2 or BT 3+4 just doesn't exist huh

>>544946847
i actually didn't want to watch it at first but damn...
how genuinely fucking retarded are people that they're getting absolutely fucking destroyed by an autist?
>tmm just shilled out to bamco
>gm just proves jinschizo right but won't concede
no wonder it has become impossible to point out anything anymore with literal negative iq monkeys being allowed to speak

>>544954040
you mean she per-buffered the next part of the combo like your supposed to do? what do you even mean by that? this is how you do combos, you buffer shit.

>>544954097
i think the easy combo is something like 74 so not quite. this is also kinda low in general.

i main jun and she's infinitely easier and stronger. i do think alisa sucks, compared to most of the cast based on what i know. a big reason for this is the s2 combo routes. i'm legit down 20 damage on every combo i do for no reason because it's not worth going for the hard combo, not to mention off - axis you lose even more. and also besides power crush my defensive options meh. i get i'm biased since jun has so much privilege and that's my main point of comparison but yeah - jun does more damage, with easier combos, and has better defensive tools. it's just unfair.

>>544954707
arigatou

>>544954214
disgusting outfit

>>544954943
cool snark but they don't at -6

why the fuck is grr martin casting instead of writing

>>544955107
alisa has better movement and 2 different powercrush options
you're like the opposite of the jun guy it's quite endearing

because he's like the Ultimate Aris but for /lit/

what are you guys watching

>>544954780
>dickjab shuts down everything she can do after 1,1 unless you gamble the -15
you can do BT 3+4 low crush and BT 2 powercrush
>bad range jab double high into launch punishable mid no splat
the mid is CH confirmable
her jab range is not bad at all, i have no reason to overplay lili, I'm a lili main

>>544955107
yeah I checked and it seem the combo damage was nerfed, still 74 damage is not that bad at all for no walls
>i main jun and she's infinitely easier and stronger
idk alisa was the easiest character I've played in my entire life and I got her to 2100 wavu wank despite being completely braindead and having no idea how to play alisa properly
i have a 1000 more hours in tekken now and i can barely keep my jun in tgs despite feeling like I'm a trillion times more skilled, i think once I finally get my jun to god i'll trying playing alisa again in s2, if it takes more than 1k games i'm going to uninstall i think

>>544955414
non-arigatou

>>544955631
>muh movement argument
here we go! like movement matters in t8 where attacks glue to you anyways. it's not a good argument in this game i think.

and yes the powercrush i mentioned its good but its like, most of the cast has a good pc right? it's just kinda jun who doesn't (not that she needs one anyway).

but i mean realistically, until i see alisa winning tournaments or placing high i just don't see the potential this season for her. jun i have more hope for.

>>544955862
that works at -4 which most bt transitions are but 1,1 is -6

>>544955857
joe budden's stream

>>544956128
she has two that are both really good though and if movement doesn't matter and pc also doesn't matter wtf does
>>544956379
are there any good restreams of dreamhack

>>544955862
when did you get alisa that high was it this season because if it was s1 maybe things were different then i skipped s1 so yeah. i just know now her combos are fucked and the whole game revolves around launchers into huge combos so... pretty big disadvantage to have.

like don't get me wrong i'm not saying she's unplayable or anything but just i don't really see the point of playing her over most of the cast at this time.

uncharted is tomb raider except actually good.

unsharted

fought a devil jin with a hat and a staff in a black red outfit called THE SORCERER with a ham playstyle

>anything without Lara Croft
>good

>>544956575
well, a phrase i heard that i like is that the point of this game is not so much move around and look for an opening, it's more throw out better buttons than your opponent at a higher frequency. if that makes sense. look at any top level tekken, people aren't really moving around a whole lot, there's simply not a whole lotta point to it - again why the movement argument doesn't hold as much weight this game as it would previous titles.

>>544956621
Doesn't this character have a wall spike? Don't want to hear about combos if so.

i don't think i should drink tonight im on too many mood things

>>544957045
if by wall spike you mean shit like a guaranteed followup under the right circumstance after the wall combo has ended then yes

>>544956621
it was s1
alisa is widely considered to be even stronger now

tomb raider the original trilogy for psx was really good for it's time then they had a few decent games here and there like guardian of light

Voll went 0-2 in his own tournament...

i lost to a beginner law player

>>544957032
rank/hours/wavu?

>>544957348
>alisa is widely considered to be even stronger now
yet no one except loyalists play her and she's not doing well in tourneys hmm...
so the general perceptions holds little weight in this case because we have the facts in tourney results.

>>544957913
cause anna is better

I've abandoned my main

say it louder

I...I WANT TO LIVE

Dovaseinen fanart

>>544960405
You're giving Nova way too much credit.

its satire, anon

>actually good
is it though?

>>544960405
GM rely on his intuition instead of hyper-rationalizing his biases, he's more trustworthy in my eyes

>>544960405
paused my shit to stare at this for 60 seconds

Reinafag.
This shit contrarianism is why everything is going to shit and nothing can be discussed anymore.
It has gone past ironic and now you can't tell if people are joking or being actually serious.

I will smooch you to death if you ain't stopping fr oh my days

>>544960919
nothing I said was ironic, Nova is a pseud

CHU

>uncharted
games mid I finished the first 3 and dropped 4
>tomb raider reboot
games mid I dropped all 3

never ever competed at all vs competed last decade
both turbo retards all things considered

halo 4 is legit so bad that im thankful 5 was never on pc, infinite doesnt count because it was designed to appease bungie fans

He genuinely is on the spectrum tho

>>544961009
keep posting.. im close.............

>>544961356
gross bruh, go to a porn site instead of using other people for quick pleasure

such an airhead

>>544960405
>>544960919
good posts

'ka

>>544961931
not really

>>544962034
biased post

the reinabimbo vs drawfag rivalry is very anime adjacent

>>544961931
thank you nova

>>544962445
i'm not a bimbo

out of respect for the TWT competitors I don't post cosplay on the weekends

>>544962486
give the smooched hwoarang hair please

femboy reina/xiaoyu player

What's the point of putting Reina in an outfit that isn't just pure sex?

影の人々を楽しませなければなりません
それは私の運命です

Niggas really pour their heart and soul out for the ugliest and flattest character in the game. What pulled you in? The AI generated Fortnite design? Mishima brainwash?

>>544960728
post more reina

can't find the official dreamhack stream anywhere but i found a tgirl vtuber on twitch restreaming it with a reimu avatar

another King in the winners finals huh, can't say I'm surprised...

it's spelt "they heart and soul" not their

>>544963164 (me)
https://www.twitch.tv/maxmode_fgc
sub 100 viewers...

i dont draw hworagutan
it goes against my religion

>>544963523
Dey*

>>544963686
and your religion being the church of bigoted coward ass fuckos?

my optimized playstyle is so unfun and obnoxious. it's like safe mashing that doesn't let you play.

my church demands i play tekken every sunday

this general is basically a group of desperate trannies whoring deyselfs out, chaser heaven!

>>544963992
>reinatroon is also a slimetroon
can this creature get any worse

spended 16 hours playing tekken today

Actually this.
>bigoted coward
honestly, i fail to even conceive of how that could be even remotely considered a joke or banter

like, my dude, i am not so sure you're actually attempting to joke
How the fuck is bigotry a bad thing? It's funny calling fags faggots.

this game is bad

i want to pet ammo kin

season 3 will fix everything

WHERE ARE ALL THE HOT BITCHES AT

hey guys

i legit believe that at top 16, top 32 ranges no character can carry enough and players are just plain good despite the character
but let's face it if asuka wasn't what she is kingreyjr wouldn't get out of pools ever. in fact if they ever give asuka a meaningful nerf this guy is completely fucking done

Anakin is so ass

might be the only explanation

buddy if reinaanon asked me to have sex with them id say yes in a heartbeat

>having sex
weak

whats the deal with the ninjakilla nigga

goat mk player, i wish he played in more tournaments

>>544967303
Tag 2 player and former mortal combat pro, locked in on t8 (because it's better than t7) and is destined to be the savior of NA

>>544967303
NA's secret weapon

Also the highest online ranked player in the game

so why isn't he playing at any tournaments except .............................dreamhack atlanta

its insane how people pretend Law isn't a top 5 character
heat nunchuck is literally the single best move in the game. 100 damage safe mid launcher tracks both sides hits range 3

Does that guy shower?

>>544967782
He got robbed out of top 17 at EVO against Pinya because of a shartstation controller disconnect on a final round he was winning.

law still has an active downplayer army

>>544967303
>>544967782
Actual genetic freak like I wouldn't be surprised if his reaction time was in the low-mid 100ms
Sadly instead of being a jet pilot he plays Tekken and is exclusively an online warrior because he is deathly afraid of being exposed so he never joins any tournament with real players.

>>544968413
Wait till you discover Shaheen

yeah, shaheen is law just without nunchucks
i find him easier to deal with even though you rarely match one

law playesr who do really fast barely reactable slides from fullscreen should be put in azkaban

nah, you genuinely need to have a read on slides
you cant react to that shit because as it is with tekken 8, the (phantom) hitbox just sucks you in

Pretty sure knockdown slides in t8 are all homing, you can't step them at all

finna delete this game after i complete the bp again

nakatsu's vision

i mean by react i mean you see the lil nigga ducking at fullscreen so you really quickly duck in time before it comes out

i feel really pro when i duck those but i gotta be on point

Personally I think it's very cool that law has a long range +4 oB mid that goes into crouch where you have to choose between 50 dmg slide or +5 oB i11 mid or he can just not go into crouch at all

I played 14 hours of Tekken today

why is every blue rank fucker i play against so fucking angsty? i can feel the salt when i play against them compared to playing with people in tekken king and above, who are relatively more chill

>>544970123
just getting mashed out by gimmicks and cant deal with em people higher are mostly playing real tekken as the game goes older it's more and more real tekken

nigga can you punctuate your sentence, i cannot tell if you're saying one or two sentences.

>>544969269
They are not homing, they just have a huge fucking lateral active hitbox

i went to school in detroid

everything sucks

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o18CSYRo1Q

>>544968043
you forgot unparriable and hits grounded

>>544897141
good song

>>544969521
I would do this but I have a job :(

>>544970947
I thought you could still low parry slide

>>544971215
My neck hurts my eczema is returning and I'm exhausted do I'm not sure I'd recommend it

I beat a 8k game Law very good he clearly enjoyed playing hi would never skip his intro lmao good games very adrenalinic

Well he beat me 2-0 2-0 and then I luckily won 2-1 the third set

>eczema
just moisturize

I do and It works but slepin late triggeres it for me

don't sleep late then retard

oh no
dr connors class

enough with the incel comments

someone need to check that nigga irl

>>544974835
What was it

>D8
>Real tekken
Oh my days

with the glasses on

grrrrrrrrrrr those posts!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

heisenberg over here has a girlfriend that he has sex with and plays tekken with and you don't

>>544975197
he said women are prettier without makeup, and guys dont know how to say it or some shit

i have a boyfriend

>>544975852
the price of speedkicks' intellect was being born a black manlet and going bald at 18

>>544967303
For who someone who seems to play Tekken pretty casually compared to other pros, he is very good at the game.

>heisenberg over here has a girlfriend that he has sex with and plays tekken with and you don't
disgusting

>>544975905
Pretty women are prettier without makeup. Wears off as they age thougheverbeit

>>544976374
>intellect
im not sure scholastic achievement is indicative of intellect, considering the trajectory of our friend

wait. That's actually satanic

i need futa dick in my ass right now

^ gay ^

i miss when i used to have a tranny regularly cum on my face

Dreamhack is over? EU here

>>544982902
yeah but you still have SOOP

we're all waiting for IEM Chengdu

I got internal bleeding from a shemale

4chans so slow i just want some chatter in the background to glance at once in awhile

whos your favorite shemale

>>544983025
Was it a good top 8 atleast?

i am hurt

I chose the wrong play and I lost

my cat attacked me today and looked at me with disgust

im obese but underfed and malnourished

your cat got the keys to the yard now

boring

this rose scented shaving cream was a mistake i smell like a frigging dandy

why don't you use a beard trimmer? I never understood why a blud would use a razor and all of that shaving cream unless they're trying to be a sissy. the trimmer gets close enough for everyone else.

Does anyone have that Top 8 image with 7 Leroys and a Xiaoyu or something?

maybe

>>544986301
Yeah shaving sucks. Also fucks your skin, makes it dry and prone to rashes.

i got multiple fungal infections on my private parts. red, orange and yellow.

>>544984297
na tournaments are always fun without pakistan/korea, this time anakin was unwashed, ninjakilla losers run and mirror match with his brother, leo gameplay, krj beating shadow then getting rinsed

>>544986796
what

my penis has yellow tinting
thighs red
ass crack orange
im nasty

Anyone have good webms/catboxes of Anna?

perhaps

Wait a second that isn't Tekken