Thread 544931427

>Elden Ring Tarnished Edition delayed to 2026
https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1981360180580217143

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024

>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>Nightlord resistances chart
https://files.catbox.moe/e24o74.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group/Multiplayer Password
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Touch Bloodstain: >>544824883

first for John Bloodborne
this game is fun now that I'm giving it a proper try instead of rushing through it headlong to my death while at a friend's place, it only took 10 years to get back to it and on PC

gg normal bugs
i did not have the FP for ED

>>544932015
I had like 6 starlight shards, just bonk the merchant and ping, GG

>>544932015
gg bugs, i had plenty of shards so we could have manged it if ed

gg heolstor

>>544932178
it would be rude of me to demand more star shards when there's a second caster on the team

Also what the heck causes Gnoster to just float out of melee range without going to the ground? I was basically just having a staring contest with him for a few minutes before he deigned to touch the floor.

>>544932819
regular bugs has moth flying most of the fight, in ED he floats closer to the ground

>>544933010
Goes to show you how often I attack Gnoster in regular bugs I guess, thank you.

>>544931757
Do you know about the righteous and serrated weapons?

gg thunder lizard

>>544933442
Uh I got a saw spear while exploring the sewer
I did see something in the description about 'drawing beast blood', is that some hidden damage buff against beast-types like Black Knight weapons in Dark Souls having a hidden 50% damage bonus to demons?

>>544933580
gg adelaide

>>544933651
Serrated weapons deal something like 15-20% more to beasts. Righteous ones specifically nuke a handful of specific enemies. Church Spear is Righteous AND Serrated.

Any weapon with sawlike properties or "anti beast" lore is like this.

horsey, why do you jump so far away and then start your incant at the same time as I buff my weapon

>>544933798
*church pick

>>544933836
why aren't you queuing with erg though

sorry I could not find negation at full for the life of me and got chain clapped into that last res in his face when he did the gigaslam

>>544933994
cuz I want comfy D3 games

>>544933798
>>544933967
good to know
went and spent the upgrade mats on the hunter axe though, so I'm using that for a while, love that spin 2 win move too much

>>544934050
same also I apparently don't know the range on rev ult

>>544934287
axe is very very good

is there a mod that visually removes downed teammates from your screen

>>544934717
ask libra

Just let us die already holy Christ
>>544934674
Awesome

does improved atk power at full HP from the sword talisman (10%) stack with an atk power at full HP (10%) from a weapon?

a perma 3bar shitter rev will be queueing shortly

>>544936964
Yes

slow day today holy fuck

>>544937038
cool, thanks

>>544936987
Lotus pls no

>>544937195
lotus is alright wdym

>>544936987
gremlin...

kill me

>>544936987
shifty...

what a lovely round of bugs this is

gg adel again stupid dinosaur

>>544937890
correct

cursed run. i blame shifty personally

my wending grace didn't activate, fuck

please pick a way to do damage and just do that, you absolutely cursed this run with your zdps.

>>544938032
gg, noob ass dino can't even 1 bar scrubs nowadays

>>544938178
muh

>>544938560
your computer crashed again, which caused the rise orbs not to spawn and probably cursed it at the end there too

>>544938852
correct, i dont know what only nightreign crashes like this
I'll need to do more troubleshooting i guess...

>>544938287
name?

>>544936012
One final tip if you aren't aware

Transform attacks are very very very good. They usually have R1 type framedata but with R2 level damage. An ideal combo on some weapons [not all transform attacks are made equal] is R1, L1, R1, L1.

Consider this: '
>Serrated weapon bonus - 20%
>Transform Attack Bonus - 30%
>Saw Spear is serrated in both trick and untrick forms [saw cleaver is only serrated when short]
>You could stack some fire damage on top for even more anti-beast goodness

You can REALLY fuck beasts in the ass if you know what's what.

>Epic servers down

Okay

>>544938287
qrd so I don't do that accidentally?

GGs GigaCaligo. Fuck Godfrey and his insta-whirlwind.

gg ED caligos
nice crystal cancel with the dog form that was cool
i am more confident that i can shatter her armour with magic too

Fuck you Skorvan unblock me coward

the evasion curse kinda singlehandedly ruins this entire godroll relic huh

>>544940220
funny thing is if you try to immunity restage it then it still hits because the damage lasts long enough and then the stagger lasts long enough that you get hit by the second whirlwind

>>544940320
Shut the hell up idiot

gg ED caligo, one of these days I'll get a non basic bitch fire spell again

>>544940320
Link steam so I can unblock you

>>544940345
>Needing to spam rolls
>Getting hit even if that is necessary
It's a hard hit but I think it's workable. Block more.

>>544940320
Nope. So long as I see schizoid posting about me, i'll continue to keep my block list nice and tidy.

>>544940527
>>544940527
>>>544940320
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198129380048/

>>544940589
I quit out 1 time because I was mega eepy and you guys were fucking around like 5 minutes, now get over it please

>>544940597
another one to the blocklist

>>544940817
block THIS nigga

>>544939873
It kicked me out of a game but I got back in after restarting and waiting a couple minutes

>>544940589
Also you started with the schizoposting after we lost that 1 Augur with zorbjeet you idiot, how the fuck are you higher than me in the niggerlist when you were jobbing to normal augur

Why does Trish insult people while telling them to unblock him? If you're asking people for a favour the least you can do is be polite. Not even the first time he's pulled this shit either.

>>544940767
The only person I ever blocked for leaving was Trish, and like I stated the other night, they left as soon as we were flying down into the map and proceeded to spend the next half-hour flaming me in the thread while me and the other guy won against ED Hotdogs. I'm not going to unblock you Trish, and after every interaction I'v seen with you and anyone else in these threads, I feel like I'm better off for it.

>>544941182
Because the people LOVE me more you fucking shitter!

>>544941370
That's fake the only match I've quit out from was a Heolstor that you lost

>>544932438
Maddy...

>>544941182
>>544940597
Nah my schizoguard is going strong

>>544941345
low iq brown behavior

>>544941379
no one loves you, not even your mother. cardboardcupcake kind of simps to you but that fat trannoid slut does that to everyone because he would take any amount of dick he could get

>>544940597
Wow you guys are fucked in the head you know that?

>>544940345
I've got a relic with repeated evasions on it and you just get used to it after a while, EXCEPT if you're playing duchess.

>>544941182
Trish that's the best part about all of this. I didn't even make that initial post you claim I made. I literally only ever post GGs in these threads. Someone even fucking mentioned it in that very thread that you were replying to someone who never typed it out in the first place. You're aggressions to me are misguided, I assure you. I didn't make a post after we lost that Augur and I'v never badmouthed anyone when we lose. I simply don't post anything or at the very least a nice try/gg post.

>>544941598
Stay mad and bad ill always be more popular than you!

>>544938852
>>544938973
>>544938178
my game crashes about 70% into the loading bar and it seems to be only when i'm blue, and only sometimes does it do it. I have reinstalled the game, verified the game, updated drivers, rolled drives back, tried with shadowplay on and off, even restarting the game after every match. It happens like 30% of the time when i'm chosen to be blue. I cannot for the fucking life of me figure out why it does it. It's the only game i've ever had this kind of issue with.

>>544941651
Well my bad I guess

Stop engaging with trish's delusions and queue

>>544941849
Are you alt tabbing or something during the load ins, maybe?

>>544941847
Explain why no one has a problem with me and no one has me blocked then? I'm fairly new and bad at the game too (ok maybe not as bad as you) but the point still stands, you're an insufferable faggot no one likes to play with, even zorban sighs and dies a little inside every time he's matched with you and not someone better. Face it, no one likes you so just fuck off and drown a toaster already.

You guys are literally pussies

get outdragonned stupid bitch, be ED next time

gg normal caligo

You can't block people in real life

>>544942817
Your restraining order, sir?

>>544942554
>>544942672
gg caliga

which relics do u guys like the most the pointy ones or the rounded ones?

gg adel

1/3

>>544943353
GG, i'll take the free points every once in a while

>>544943121
egg shaped has the best aesthetic
then pointy tower-like one
then round one

>>544943353
gg mystery adel

>>544943121
the green color is pretty.

>>544941849
well nice to know we have the exact same issue, I wonder what causes it

is my wife

>>544942357
Name? For the block list

Why did they think splitting Caelid in two would be a good idea?

>>544944103
what's even worse is that normal caelid has early-mid game scaling and dragonbarrow has ultra late game scaling, lmao
they're right next to each other and you basically can't tell them apart

>>544941345
I know they're not gonna unblock me because they're little spermies so might as well

>>544943776
terr

>>544941569
Kys schizo

ggs ED caligo
i saw that ult miss kek

didn't pay attention to caligo doing the blizzard award

>>544943121
Round ones! Donuts…

gg dargon, I still have no idea how to read dancer's bullshit, I remember oneshotting him when I first played ds3 and I never bothered to learn the moveset.

stop giving me crystal staves with good passives
stop giving me crystal staves with good passives
stop giving me crystal staves with good passives
i hate it i hate it i hate it

>>544945551
you WILL become chinese and you WILL enjoy it

>>544945329
it's basically tradition at this point for every erg wylder to miss their ult

>>544941370
Who else do you have blocked?

>>544942908
They can bypass those with hacks (lawyers)

>>544941370
>>544941345
>>544941598
absolutely blew out the ESL brownoid's asshole well done

>>544942112
I'm not, i've tried that off and on too. I really don't know what's causing it.

>>544937894
sure thing
>>544939873
>shitpic
deserved

>>544932438
This picture is so cute. Is that supposed to be Fulghor?

gg grumpy lizard

>>544938852
>>544938973
>>544941849
>>544944103
>>544944226
Japanese game design and software is truly without equal…

queue up please

>Regular Libra

I was hoping for ED, but GG, smooth run

>>544946482
gee gee

gg libra sorry for lagging behind so much

Legit question
Why do you keep playing this game?

>>544946886
are you still in queue?
>>544947112
i enjoy it?

>>544942817
But can you parry them?

>>544947112
I don’t? I’m just waiting for the next big reveal at this point

sorry I was really hoping the north boss would be decent and idk what the fuck happened with the dragon, also rolled wrong on P2 and got raped by fissures

You got raped by both phases nigga

>>544947112
Fun things are fun.
The only reason I stopped replaying Elden Ring is because of riding Torrent for 10 years every run, this game skips that.

>>544948887
this. thanks to Nightreign I don't have to touch elden shit ever again

Just released, I played that entire run, and my monitor changed itself to 60Hz. Why does starting new save on Shitereign do that every time? I was wondering why it felt like sluggish dogshit. more so than usual that it.

>>544947112
It's really fun. It's fun that every run is slightly different, but also familiar enough that it's not overwhelming. Combat is fun, trying to make a good build with what you find is fun, farming for relics is fun. That said, I haven't had enough energy to play much recently. I'm trying to find another game to play that's easy and cozy, but I get too sleepy unless I'm murdering constantly.

gg cold dogs
stacked run with enough hp, negation and damage to take down ED dogs 3 times over and it's all for nothing...

>>544949342
They really need to make a depth above 5 that's all ED.

>>544945696
You do realize targets move, and it's the ult with the least range, right? You're playing a character with an ult that has more range and doesn't need to hit a target.

>>544949575
i'm worried if the DLC comes out and it's all locked to base game it'll be so boring
hope they double everything depths, give up 3 more relic slots with 5 more depth levels that guarantee ED at depth 10

>>544949575
I’d really love if they added more different adventures like back to back bosses

>>544950198
that'd be sick
i'd want to try a boss rush mode or something but i doubt they'll ever do that

>>544949575
That doesn't even sound fun. Imagine getting ED Augur 6 times in a row and never fighting heolster

>>544950472
ED augur would have reduced spawn chance and holster would have increased spawn chance retard

With the amount of ergies I've seen job to depths Heolster he basically has honorary everdark status in my book

Every time the Hand of Malenia drops I just look in disgust and wonder why it wasn't a Rivers of Blood, why is it so fucking trash

>>544951017
They should have given the L2 lifesteal. Instead they just gave you yet another unstackable source of partial hp rest

i was hoping for everdark doggies but that run was also kinda painful so it was probably good it wasnt everdark

>>544951370
You can't handle everdark doggies

>>544950972
>job to depths Heolster
You mean shape of night? KEKAROO

Only a few hours into Nightreign
Are any of the relics that the jar sells worth it or should I just dump my murk into fashion?

>>544951017
It's pretty good. It has really long range for a katana and deals more damage than any other so it's objectively the best for R1s/R2s. Sure the L1 leaves you very vulnerable but it can put in very good damage against stunned enemies (like after the nightlord gets stancebroken and is locked in the crit animation).

>>544952082
Most of them are pretty bad. Just do your characters rememberance quest. You can just combine your quest relics and the boss relics and end up with a pretty good set most of the time.
If you want to relicmax just spend it all on the gacha relics.

>>544950972
It’s always funny when ergies talk shit about fulghor but you always see meltys over losing to him and nameless king in these threads and I’ve seen multiple highly rated anons job hard to both versions

>>544931427 (OP)
Reforged next update when

>>544952314
i cant handle nameless king. he's like BBH but he doesn't have any abusable moves like the shield slam. I just play like a coward and try to bring a spammable ranged ash of war or pulley crossbow into the fight

>>544952314
its mostly free but if no one has a lightning weapon the shit can really hit the fan

I'm perfect 100% of the time never went down or took a hit in my life shut the fuck up nigel

>>544952242
Phenomenal, now I won't feel like I'm wasting my murk
Thanks Anon

I think I'm just gonna go to bed today was fucking awful

I recognize that bulge!

>>544952712
what happened

>>544952082
forget relics exist until you've done all EDs and are D3
focus on understanding weapon passives and routing
don't play raider or guardian

>>544952842
Just been playing horribly all my games

>>544952082
The green one that is fp for rises/fp for 3 stave/magic attack is the only one I remember being good. The yellow evergaol one is a pretty good early slot filler.
The Maris relics are basically essential for depths on squishies and the caligo relics are pretty solid.

>>544952464
Honestly Nights Calvary, Freya, Nameless and Fulghor seem to be the bane or erg nowadays

>>544952798
Brynhildr is...CUTE!

>>544952918
>The green one that is fp for rises/fp for 3 stave/magic attack is the only one I remember being good
isnt that from the signboard?

>>544952484
if nobody has lightning then someone needs to be on charged attack duty
problem is that when he runs away from said person the others usually don't bother trying to do that job instead

>>544952907
its ok anon we all have bad days
go get some rest tomorrow will be better

>>544952242
i thought all the epic gamerdudes said relicmaxxxxx why did you spell it right you must be fit and attractive in this sea of ugly whales

>>544952082
I would save all my murk until I knew what sort of relics to look for if I got isekaid into a nightreign newb

>>544952869
>forget relics exist until you've done all EDs and are D3
retarded advice

reddit birdjeets getting what they deserve

>>544953131
why are birds so bad at heolster its like they havent figured out which attacks they can block yet

>>544952869
>don't play raider or guardian
Guardian was a lot of fun but Raider has been kind of rough desu, I'll be glad to be done with his Remembrances
>>544952918
>fp
I haven't played Recluse or Revenant yet, I'll make sure to grab that one when I start their Remembrances
>>544953097
Yeah, but I get random relics all the time and most of the ones in the store seem to be worse or equal to what I get at the end of a run, at the cost of murk as well

>>544952798
Brynhildr is... too conceited
Correction needed

>>544953328
Which attacks can you block. I'm guessing the big blue dash just goes through and the giga slam is too powerful but idk what else I dont play the indian toon

>>544952464
The Elden Sissiy kneels to Peak Souls 3 BAWSes. Also, he has plenty of punishable moves, stop using slow weapons on a nigga you can't trade with in Depths.

>>544953328
Its just a mental illness from 1 anon. We use it as a canary in a coalmine (kek) to see if he's here.

i am once against asking you to queue up for the video game

>>544953637
I don't play the shitty bird I don't know I just see them falling left and right during heolster

>>544953131
I remember a D5 rando run vs ED adel where one picked bird. I was still new to depths and did shit damage while they did zero. We got to adel at level 10 and the bird got ate so much by adel the fight lasted like 20 minutes. That run has stuck in my head while the countless runs where I’ve rolled the bosses in less than 20 seconds haven’t meaning it must have value and q dodging is cringe

>>544952798
Brownhildr is... heccin' VALID.

>>544953669
I've SL1'd him in DS3. It's completely different.

>>544953693
dude what the fuck are you talking about holy shit go outside

>>544953629
Before depths came out the entire community had a blindspot to weapon passives because they were focused on relic autism and none of it really mattered yet.

>>544953693
Don't do this to him you'll trigger a jeet/brown session.

>>544953131
zorban trying to queue on erg

>>544953629
Watching this anon correct another cocky brat

Shit wylder

>>544953629
Leave her alone

Spoopy

>>544953835
NK himself is exactly the same with maybe a new move on top of the King of the Storm bird which is that wing flap wind wave? What IS different (downgraded) is the player's base movement in Elden Ring, i.e the roll, speed of most attacks, which is what you are noticing. That's not including the surge sprint, of course. There's a lightning slam he does in phase 1 that I can reaction roll every time in DS3, but in Elden shit it catches me because the mid roll is dogshit in ER and doesn't have enough frames for that attack.

>>544954078
I did not experience this at all. They are literally two seperate mechanics entirely. People with normal functioning brains can think about more than one thing at a time.

>>544954078
I thought everyone here was stacking damage negation from items before depths wtf
not like I looked at inventories but that's why I shilled the evergaol meta, offense from relics and defense from items etc.

>>544953131
Pretty fucked up of acejeet to rage quit on him like that

>>544954409
I always took one negation before depths even if it was just a white successive/charge negation one. Now I'll take as much as I can get. Casters don't deserve negation though.

>>544954112
Its happening

>>544954409
Most of the regulars here went into most nightlords with like 3 weapons in their inventory and 3 barred regularly until evergaol meta started getting the average idiot questioning how passive worked

>>544954567
Shut up 0 damage meleesissy, we need the negation because we're carring the whole teams DPS

>>544954725
No.

>>544954761
you stand like 50 miles away and have the best negation passive in the game (spell negation)

>>544954409
People only needed to do that with Everdark Gladius's debut because he hit the hardest. People started stacking dmg negation and fire damage negation for him. Both of his fights are very much a tutorial, ED version being a wall for the Depths and how to build for it basically. Nothing did high NG++++ tier damage in base runs for the most part, outside of Heolstor and Fulghor nukes. People didn't need to stack dmg negations at least from what I saw, because the dmg wasn't bloated yet.

go live zorbjeet

>You only lose 50 points for a depths-/+2 match
I thought you guys said you win 50 but can lose the normal amount. kekw

>>544954725
>>544954902
I wonder just how many shitposts were made of people dying and they simply didn't have any damage negation items lmao

>>544955076
Why?

>>544955076
As you command

Spoopy

>>544954902
Before ed gladius the only person I saw passive maxxing was that one guardian player, which makes sense since he was working with guardian

>>544955728
Nah, everyone was doing it. Its how almost everyone learns about different values stacking. This was before everdarks even existed.

>>544955728
I was stacking ranged shit for Ironeye and guard-related shit for Birdman and exejeet. I don't recall what I stacked for Wylder, but that was the beauty of him, you could use whatever and adapt on the run, not I run specific thrusting sword/board and fists Wylder. The boss's weakness and getting good weapons took the precent back then, and passives kinda took a back seat with home people I guess.

Ever felt the urge to bust a hate-nut on a leftist bitches face? I get that from that wraff cunt. She needs a good BWC dicking to reset her libtard brain.

Ok time for another game. Please enter the queue.

>>544955457
Not as many as you’d think, you would see the odd post about the likes of iron eyes or executors who only had their starting weapon in their inventory.

>>544954902
I’d say it was more ED Caligo that people started clueing onto passives with things like frost resist and general resistance up being talked about. I’d also think I’m right in saying that’s when evergaol meta stopped being a niche thing people hated to something they just ran. Then you have the progression into ED Maris where people started to understand skill attack up and affinity attack up in passives but less so since people didn’t really play Maris and then ED Libra I think more people began to understand the strength of good passives but still didn’t really understand negations. ED gladius probably is the reason the average pre depths player understood the importance of negation.

>>544956346
yeah. idk what it is about wraff. she surpasses my cringe tolerance by a mile.

>>544956515
Oh, I still find her cring,e but something about her triggers my infernal hate-lust.

>>544950024
They won’t and that’s exactly what will happen lmao

>>544956479
Not reading all that

ggs bugs
what was with that retarded libra fight call? the circle's about to show up and we're at the edge of the map, why waste time fighting libra for a trinket when we haven't even done castle basement or roof yet? not to mention the circle's on the other side of the map and bryn i know you use the seed revealer so it's just a retarded call

GG bugsquad
got a near CHINAkino relic for the 'duch

>>544956479
>you would see the odd post about the likes of iron eyes or executors who only had their starting weapon in their inventory
That was usually randoms, though people would make fun and tard-wrangle anyone doing that /here/ way before Deep of Night came out.

>>544952082
> Only a few hours into Nightreign
So sorry to hear that
>>544956346
>>544956515
>>544956748
It’s all true. Those kinds of girls are also usually the ones who want that the most.

>>544955827
Is this why we have a bunch of infographics that are fucking wrong from that era?

>>544956859
honestly i don't know, i just follow whoever i'm closest to
we probably have some deep-seated hatred for the goat

>>544957009
Yes. You are trying to rewrite a history no one is agreeing with. You are obviously wrong.

>>544957009
Succ AND charge both apparently only stack with different tiers. Relics.pro and the spread sheet both say different shit

>>544956859
There's 0 point in fighting Libra. Just go kill a scarab bug. Same rewards.

>>544956859
brynhildr pulled this shit on us too, was insistent on fighting field libra in the fucking rot forest while we didn't get the blessing yet. couldn't kill half the forest bosses because of that and we wiped to draconic sentinel. do not listen to this guy's pings

>>544956346
all the time, but only if they have this specific look
>short black hair
>glasses
>some tattoos
i don't know what triggered this fetish of mine but i'll probably marry a bitch that looks like this and is a leftist

>>544949189
Japanese programming
>>544953046
*jizzes on both nyans*
>>544953086
That’s not how this works
>>544953131
So true!!!

>>544956859
Are there people here who don't check the seed at d5? If you use gaols then you owe it to your team

>>544953693
>>544954112
What does this even mean

>>544957392
it's a half cheat i don't use it and i don't like when my team uses it

>>544957305
I don't really care but I had a funny game with shifty and bryn
>One of them has Less Likely (idr who)
>They trigger the Libra fight
>He fucking warps to me and 1shots me while I'm a mile away tinkering with my inventory waiting for the night 1 mobs to spawn

>>544957482
The way I see it if the b-team is going to fuck the players over as much as possible then I will use all information available to fuck over the game.
That being said I usually don't make any sus pings or calls I just ping easy gaols if we are close to one.

>>544957000
>So sorry to hear that
Why? It's been great

Triple wylder mains

Triple shit

>>544957308
You're making me think of that Lacey Green hoe and bitches with a septum-piercing (needs correcting)

>>544957392
This shouldn't even be an option but B team didn't do their job and make a real randomizer

>>544957753
b-team?
either way all it does is save 10 seconds checking castle basement and 20 seconds + a key making the decision to run away from a bad gaol day 1
you really don't need it

>>544958078
>All it does is save time and resources
Yes. Good job anony you figured it out.

>>544957895
I look like this

>>544957895
*breeding sows to restore the clan

>>544958181
the game isn't sweaty enough to half cheat for 10-20 seconds and if it's a bad gaol you can go back to it the next day anyway

AIIEEEE

i am complete dogshit sorry guys i should have just ulted

>>544957115
I am certified unemployed and been here 24/7 since day 0
If people were using them they weren't in my games and people 100% were not talking about it.
Check the archives and forget to reply when you realize I'm right

>>544958342
It's more fun though.

>>544958472
Not him, but you're wrong on this one home dog.

>>544958521
cheating in relics would be fun too why don't you try that

Raider's so cool, I wish he didn't suck dick like a Thai ladyboy

>>544957949
>lacey green
you just made me remember she showed her tits to a random chud anon on video call kek

>>544957000
>>544957308
Damn. That’s pretty hot actually…

Which one is the best Nightfarer?

>>544959854
for what purpose?

>>544960030
Winning

Which nightfarer would have an executive MBA?

>>544959854
Lady

>>544905742
>Think I'm blocked by dingle
If you're one of these accounts then you either blatantly cheated in a run with me or you're the guy who thought he was being funny by intentionally dying 5 minutes into a run, alt-f4ing then running into the thread to shittalk me and the other guy, then proceeded to continue shittalking for a few days after that then giving up when nobody was taking the bait.

>>544960246
Ironeye

>>544960069
ironeye

>>544960246
ironeye

>>544960362
unblock me that was 1 run

>>544960246
>executive
Executor

>>544960246
duchess

gg giga horse daughter-wife and e-celeb

Did Fulghor just mark someone else and then fire the arrow at me instead or do I need glasses

>>544960634
NTA but you're seriously pathetic trish. I guess it makes sense because you're brown.

>>544960810
I don't think so

>>544960842
What if he's black

>>544960937
Same shit different toilet

>>544961153
Just block him?

>>544960246
So I got fired because the tech job market is horrible.
Should I get an MBA because I have the years of experience that they request?
I can't afford in campus so I'm looking at wgu.
When I finish it, the job market will have recovered right?

>>544961240
I don't block players for playing badly.

Only lolcows like terr, or cheaters.

>>544958664
Altering the games code with third party software is different from using information freely available for anyone to use. If you think seedchecking is cheating then you have to lobotomize yourself to unlearn which passives stack with themselves and which ones don't since you wouldn't know that without dataminers and autists.

>>544961304
me on the left trying to buckler parry crucibles, 'nished knights, and BBH

>>544961347
What if they're using grief builds like recluse cocktail only?

ggs holster

>>544962827
idk why you guys let me have the grafted but thank you that was fun

>>544961908
the difference between learning passives and learning seeds is that it is nearly impossible for you to learn every seed in the game by memory
it's the same as save-scumming to get relics - it's half cheating

>>544962827
>>544962997
Cute gremlin!

>>544963104
>the same as save-scumming to get relics - it's half cheating
Nobody does this

>>544963310
I did this but only so I can get playable ones, they are far from CE kino

>>544963104
I would figure that relics are just on a gigantic seed associated with your save file and that savescumming would result in nothing because the same relics always show up in the same order

Don't tell me they're that retarded

>>544961908
The kind of logic you use is the same as people who cheat in "legit" relics since they're legal and you could get those relics by playing normally.
The only people who feel the need to cheat are those not good enough to play normally.

team green turtle

>>544963104
you're still messing with your game files. so no, its not the same

>>544963508
>I would figure that relics are just on a gigantic seed associated with your save file and that savescumming would result in nothing because the same relics always show up in the same order
Have you tried save scumming and then you've seen the relics can't be changed?

cringe ass d4 game

>>544962869
Cute!

>>544961153
I would say at least its a normal build but he dies more playing powerstance raider than he does in any of his other builds.

I think the cute anons saying to never fight the condemned were onto something

Open the stream. zorban and trish re fighting everdark libra

>>544964354
poor Sat
trash as your only caster in ED libra and zorban as zorban

fuuuuuuuuuuuck i hate ED caligo
nice try tho

lol okay maybe it was a bad idea dropping the hp negate for more damage. but when a see a beauty like this i just can't resist...
ggs caligo.
turns out raider ult is just straight up too slow to cancel her AoE, I don't think there's any way for me to get in there faster than I did there.

>>544964625
you have to prejac her position

>>544964034
>cringe ass d4 game

>tide and terr
NIGHTMARE squad fucking hell

>Zorbjeet
>Sat
>trish
holy nightmare lobby

Sat might need to be moved down a tier or two on the list

>>544965056
Leave sat alone... he didn't deserve this

>>544965056
That wasn't even that bad of a fight. you cant say nightmare lobby for every run

>>544964663
she didn't fly.
looking at this I think I could have interrupted if I had run in actually the instant it was safe, and if I had correctly guessed that she wasn't going to fly off. You have to use the ult before she enters the animation for the AoE or it's not going to work.
and failing this leaves you stuck in the middle of the expanding damage part of the AoE, so it's a guaranteed down too.

>>544965181
they say that for every run im in when i win most of my runs with zorbie, theyre just haters

>>544964851
It could be so, so much worse.

>>544964851
>>544965056
>DanteV alt in each lobby

>>544965250
One of my worst ever depths run was with Terr and our loss was a direct result of his shenanigans. I don't think it can get any worse than that. Tide is basically just mini Terr who you have to act like a special ed handler for but he only acts 60% as retarded as him.

>>544965164
Its his own damn fault for not blocking trashh like a validating heccin trans ally

>>544965414
Venomous nemesis + gbow guardian of your choice on the team
that's probably the worst possible /erg/ team

When i win u dont say anything u fuckers so suck my gock

>>544965513
kek based
I blocked venom before I ever got a match with that faggot though

>>544965197
have you tried not playing raider?

Trish has gotten a lot better since a few weeks ago. Not sure why no one acknowledges that

>>544965704
No one plays with him to see.

>>544965704
i lowkey threw that on purpose becaue Im sad anon doesnt want to play with me fuck this game

>>544965704
stop pretending to be someone else trash

dingle doing 150 damage per shot at level 6, really helping the team

>>544965778
To be fair, no one has ever wanted to play with you in anything else either

>>544966063
ask you're mom nigga

>>544965997
>dingle on zdps greatbow
>zorban on zdps reflect guardian
>ironeye doing more damage than both of them going plink plink
comedy

>>544965997
Um... I was helping? Didn't you see my damage and threat level management of Wandering Noble (Torch)? I was also micro-staggering the Demi-Human Queen once every 15 seconds. Keep in mind that this works on ED Libra, Heolster, ED augur, ED Caligo, Sentient Pest, Mentient Sesist, Everdark Sovereign Gawdlike Terr, Magma Wyrm, and Godrick Soldier (Greatsword).

>>544964274
am I cute?

>>544966319
Name? For the cute list

>>544966270
this is obviously a fake post, the real dingle would have wrote 2 more paragraphs and included a webm of him killing a large stationary target at level 15

Ggs Calibros

>>544967131
*depawn fades away*
nothing personnel

Bring me dingle... now!

i went down to the little dainty spin the dog does to get into position for his tri-wave attack lol
thing does all of your hp through 28% max hp negation

That was the most horrific staff luck I've ever gotten on Recluse, GG

gg hotdogs

>>544967708
defend greatbow

carian slicer can be parried

>>544967818
This is what happens when you bully Wyldchvd's missing their ults

>>544967246
Leave her alone

baited no.2
>>544967903

>>544967809
i didn't pull it out once for the fight, i just used RoA for day 1 and 2 field bosses
in fact we didn't really run into any bosses it was good on so it didn't see much use at all that match

least cancerous day 1 circle

GG ED Caligo

>>544968225
Keep saying it

>>544968976
maguro is japanese for tuna btw

goodnight daughter-wives

GG dingle we got our revenge on the ice bitch

ggs caligo fellas
surprised I actually went through all 3 stacks of shards

>>544965997
why you lyin

>>544969023
Cute...

>>544969014
what does that mean
are you stupid or something

>>544969202
>posting headshots against a weaker misbegotten instead of the black knife assassin
i ain't lyin

zorban bringing twitch redditors to the password

>>544969463
it's the only time i was level 6 and shot something in that run.
you are lyin

How do I move up on the tier list?

>>544970197
>not posting the black knife footage
hmm I'm nooooticing

>>544969794
Add Boc for size comparison

>zorban using incantations and cocktails on his build with sorcery +2 and improved crystillian
what on earth is he doing

>>544969794
image the sex between these two

>>544969794
6ft x 5'11

>>544970851
a woman drew/genned this.

>>544969794
Being spitroasted by both of these and hanging off the ground, held up by their cocks

>>544971445
>>544970870
Can you just go on grinder or some shit you weird faggot? stfu

>>544971547
They might have run out of other ways to bump the thread for us.

>>544971547
not my fault someone posted a lust provoking image

>>544971547
>>544971908
This. Like, you put 2 insanely sexy husbandos next to each other and expect us to not say something? I don't comment on people talking about impregnating every anime girl, I'm happy for them.

Sorry for abandoning you two at the castle, I got distracted by my second monitor video and for some reason thought the rain was closing in, by the time I realized I was retarded it felt like killing that lion made more sense and was just hoping you two wouldn't wipe.

gg mystery adel

>>544972340
How is the bird sexy? What do you want him to do? Give you a beakjob?

>>544972461
Ggs

>>544972441
yeah i was wondering where you went lol

>>544972554
Scritching his beak sounds fun. He's tall. He protects. And I mean, the lower part is human in my mind.

>>544972554
Anthros are all about attitude, thats why they are non-human representations to begin with. Thats why the stupid barabear fag art always has the barabear acting the same way, its archetypical.

>>544972441
Nah it's good I died getting the Wylder up but neither of us should've gone done but ganked by red troll and his gank squad

I'm in love with a sissy but it wasn't meant to be

eziest caligo yet. ggs fellas. wish I could webm that last few seconds of the fight but I forgot to start recording

They're never going to un-nerf Golden Parry, are they?

Cocktails are boosted by sorcery

Sorry Bryn but you're not getting between me and my Rivers of Blood

>>544972991
carian retaliation is the unnerfed version, still has the old frames

>>544973097
isnt buckler parry better than both now? personally I like thop's barrier because I like thop

>>544970496
I was level 7 for that.
And I didn't get very many hits on her, but it looks like I was hittin for around ~250.
Kinda weird to single me out when on the same boss the other guys were hitting for... 81 and ??? (didn't even see zorb land hit on her) per hit.
>nooooticing
well start nooooticing the 800 damage non-headshots on dancer too, else i'm just gonna assume you're some obsessed schizo from now on

>>544973245
nope. buckler parry is 4 frames, carian is 6 frames. golden is 3 frames but has longer range.

did i roll ur ult?

>>544973631
ermmm fextralife says 5 frames

ggs cold dogs
fucking godskin trio gaol at level 6 lmao

>>544972378
>>544970851
that's enough, you can stop now

>>544973895
idk who aggrod the BBH into the mix but their hp is kinda low day 1 esp when not red

>>544973872
>trusting dextralife
they're probably right though I was just going off of memory

>>544973895
ggs. I didn't get very lucky with the dmg negation drops, but after seeing the wylder get downed with like 4 negation bonuses I just don't care anymore

gg wandering noble camp we tried but they got the best of us

>>544973097
Yeah, I know, but it's still bullshit. Why is the spell parry also just the best parry for everything? Give back my gold.

whack

big gg horsie
i missed slicer against him it's so much fun

>>544975901
Woah boobies

Defeating Enemies x should proc the pop when any of rev's adds die

>>544975793
>Zdrada trying to encroach on Brynhildr's Shard Merchant territory

>>544975793
multi-whack

>>544975901
Mommy please give me your milk

>>544975793
>>544975901
Big indeed...

>he doesn't remember /erg/ vehemently defending "start with stonesword" and such
/erg/ has been gigashitters for a long time

>>544976318
evendoe that's a decent line

318 who are you quoting

>>544976318
start with key is good if you're trying to hit all 7. maybe not included if you're aiming for 18 perfectly minmaxxed effects but a pretty good line to have

my base game relic set is comfykino

>>544976436
>>544976402
Gaolmaxxing was never good

>bad loot
>bad orbs

>>544976318
>he doesn't remember /erg/ vehemently defending "increased runes for self and allies"

>>544976650
nope.

How many times is the jellyfish going to ram me, holy shit, GG

you can kill godskin duo in like 5 seconds in base game do you retards seriously need that much extra time to find purple orbs or hit a mine jesus christ

>>544976686
1 a day was all you ever needed. If you do that you don't need the key line because you are only hitting the gaol en route to other things so you can find a key at a poi on the way.

>>544976650
Most loot in the game is shit, 5% on gaol is 50% of an attack up on full HP and doesn't take up an item slot. The only time to not go for a gaol is if it would take you away from other POI's or you don't have a purple weapon (Why did you not hit up an invader camp?)

>>544976650
gaolmaxxing is only good now and it wasn't good before.

>>544976984
>Most loot in the game is shit
No, one blue weapon or orb passive could be twice as much extra power as on gaol.

gg ED augur

gg mysterybug

ggs mystery normal bugs
everyone gets a rivers of blood

>>544977109
The upside to the gaol is jumping levels fast as fuck boi early game. You get less loot in the moment but go to future places at a higher level so you bulldoze it and snowball faster.

>>544976318
these arguments are always just cheaters arguing with non cheaters
>I use the shop evergaol relic because it's the only one I have, why would it be bad?
>YOU COULD HAVE ONE WITH 3 OPTIMAL LINES!!!
No you couldn't. Only you can because you cheated it in

>>544977314
Or you could just play normally and get strong as fuck from passivemaxxed inventories.

>>544977406
It is playing as normal, I'm not talking gaolmaxing just hitting them here or there on the way to other things.

>>544977109
That assumes you don't already have a full inventory from killing the red enemies that are all over the place. The average power bonus of any given slot is 10%. If you're hitting night invader POI's you've likely got at least one good purple passive, another slot will be for your main weapon, which leaves four slots for useful passives, which, again, will fill up with blues rapidly, one of them probably being a full HP negation.

So we're at 3 slots left at most for ~+30% extra damage, or about 10% damage per slot. You're going to run out of slots if you somehow already haven't, at which point the 5% bonus damage per gaol is a lot more useful than banking on a purple drop that MIGHT help you rather than an evergaol that you KNOW will help you.

>>544977314
invaders and pushover red bosses are 10,000 times better for that

>>544977681
You kill them too. What is with this autistic binary retardation?

>>544977727
mfw lltbt stops mark proc popping on libra adds

>>544977681
You can do both but the invader might spawn far away on the other side of the map. Gaol routing is simply superior desu

>>544977858
you're right why don't we just kill everything
headass

>>544978023
>you're right why don't we just kill everything
I do this, unironically.

>>544978023
Yes that's the goal of the game, efficient murder of enemies.

Guys.

I think I have a good voice. Like money good. What should I do with it? I did not realize this till I got gud at audio editing.

>>544978427
Stream, apply for voice acting parts, get into audio book reading.

>>544978427
Stream for us

>>544978427
Master music and perform a shitpost orchestra like in Read Or Die.

>>544978427
Make a career in audio book if you want a job that benefits humanity.
Start a youtube channel if you want to be a useless piece of shit.

>>544978427
>>544978574
This. Stream for us. Woo us with your voice.

>>544978558
Did you just ask AI this? because I did and that is what it said.

>>544978574
I have two videos up but the audio sucks because i was still getting the hang of it

>>544978661
Why not both? There are audiobooks on YT

>>544978701
I think I will do this. I have an idea for a short video about something that pissed me off in DS3

Ill post it here when its done

>>544978931
>Did you just ask AI this
No lol, that's all I could come up with on my own.
>Ill post it here when its done
I'm excited to hear.

>>544978931
Twitch stream not YouTube vids. Also play nightreign not ds3 or else I won't watch

>>544976318
We were defending the store relic that was evergaol + starting stonesword, and that was before depths. It was really good. Still kinda is but we all learned that the damage just from gaols ain't enough at higher depths, you want invaders too, and it turns out invader PoIs are just way more valuable than evergaols in general.

>>544979543
Don't make up scenarios in your head

>>544979631
It's actually true though. Tikka masala and samosas are so good.

>>544979176
That magic dmg negation relic setup looks fun on Guardian

>>544979112
>that's all I could come up with on my own.
It makes sense that AI would say this then, its the most clear options

>>544979137
My heterosexuality excludes me from twitch and I dont have nightreighn
>Why are you here?
Because I like From games and from fan art

>>544978625
>Read Or Die.
Why... why did I look this up..

>>544979802
I'm not gay so I don't make relic presets

When was the last time you killed all three heroes of Zamor?

>split to check ten different archer towers and camps to find the perfect greatbow and then split to do the mines while we're barely level 12
playing with bjark is getting so tiring

>>544979757
for me it's vindaloo. love a curry that makes my eyes water just opening it.

>>544979845
Perish

>>544970345
The more you carry Zorban on stream, you higher you rise on the tier list.

>>544979954
https://youtu.be/XtCHJ79kk4Y?list=LL

perish

>>544979846
Huh?

>>544979543
>>544979757
>>544979949
We don’t need to know Sukhdeep

>>544980328
sukhdik

>>544980173
explain dingle and bryn not being higher despite carrying zorb through ED libra a little while ago then

>>544980328
white people love curry more than the indians so it's my dik you can sukh

>>544978427
Keep walking this is a Zorban stream thread.
But for real he has a good voice and that carries his stream, if yours is even better just do anything and collect money.

>>544979921
then block me nerd nobody's stopping you
we were also level 13 before you guys went to the top of the castle near the end of the second day, i pinged where I was doing. we had the bottom field boss, the fire camp, and a few other smaller poi's we could've done

>>544960246
I don’t know what that is
>>544961304
Don’t ask about your shitty retarded life here we don’t know

>>544980441
>dingle
lolcow

>bryn
Cheat engines starshards into his inventory to do le funi meme at the end of every match where he drops every all the shards.

If you unironically eat indian food I hope you get herpes, pink eye or some shit from the fecal particles.

>>544980323
I don't have boss specific relic loadouts

>>544965250
it can’t. those two are a nightmare scenario.
>>544965704
probably xhe still sucks.
>>544966113
*your
>>544968976
what a handsome young man

>>544978427
>>544978931
>>544979845
Don’t listen to any of the retards who replied to you, chances are your voice is not that good and you’re setting yourself up for embarrassment, if you really want to know, post a vocaroo or something.

>>544980627
then clearly carrying zorb on stream is not enough, is it?

>>544979543
indian restaurants don't go nearly as hard as mexican restaurants

>>544970870
>>544971445
>>544971908
>>544972340
>>544972659
>>544972681
least homosexual birdjeet players

>>544975901
Lovely tits (didn’t read your post though)

Speedy gonzales run, gg get fucked horse

ggs ED fulgor
the things we do for +20% thrusting damage

>>544979949
I googled, looks awesome. I'm getting it next time and dying.
>>544980934
Truuuue. There's this mexican place near me with the best tortas I've ever had. Also because they always recognize me I get free food all the time.

>>544980441
Keep telling yourself that Raj maybe it’ll be true one day
>>544980716
>>544980934
Both true

you should see the thing your mom will do for thrusting damage

>>544980480
I was level 12, 11 after we died at the roof and I didn't buy anything from merchants so no. Maybe you picked runes from the gaols or had a rune buff or something but I didn't. Your schizo splitting just makes it feel like I might as well be playing duos.

>>544981145
You know, I gotta wonder if that thrusting damage passives are adding on to the existing multiplier or just increasing it by a %. If it's the latter it's dogshit, they nerfed the multiplier from base elden ring so it's pretty low now.

>>544981276
oh that makes sense ye. I must've picked up a rune passive somewhere, don't remember when/where. I split at the start to check the two camps that were side-by-side, then I split at the end to get a stone shard. That's it. If that of all things makes you upset then idk what to tell you. Y'know what to do.

does the nuke do split damage or something? it didn't heal me or kill me and you can see my health move

>>544981712
It does move your health. It goes down ever so slightly then immediately back up.

>>544981712
It's pure holy and it did heal you. The heal from individual hits of crimsonwhorl isn't high, it's best used on frequent hits like his rain of arrows if you want it to top you up.

>>544980328
>>544980378
>>544980716
>>544981184
>>544981268
you kinda blew out his asshole here can’t lie

>>544980798
This is unrehearsed, I just read the first paragraph of some blog post. I can practice this and make it less rough around the edges. Besides, even if its trash, why would I be embarrassed? I talk to people every day lol

https://files.catbox.moe/grxmm5.mp3

>>544982261
you have a completely normal voice

more than 2 quote replies in one post is a crimson red flag

>>544982261
good voice for audiobooks i agree

>>544977727
I tried to think of a funny nerd word for die but couldn't think of one

>>544981843
>>544981965
normally when i whorl i don't see myself take yellow damage so idk what to think

>>544944226
I was not even aware of this scaling difference and cleared out the area before I even got to Altus

>>544982261
Audiobook voice for sure.

>>544982650
It might just be a very big damage negation, rather than an outright damage immunity. I think his arrow nuke is one of the highest single hits in the game.

>>544982376
>>544982485
>>544982729

Based. Thank you, I like it. Im gonna do something with it money or not.

>>544982529
neeeeeeeeeeeerd

>>544982801
>anon actually has dreams and aspirations
I hate you, good luck

isky just got 2 leavers on a Libra run. open the stream

>>544983287
Link me

>>544983415
its caligo mystery boss. he got some fists with CR2 magic attacks https://www.twitch.tv/iskys

>>544982261
the internet is getting old man
that isn't a voice someone who waifu posts rya on 4chan should have
imagine david attenborough as a poster in a rei vs asuka thread

>2/3
>1/3
come back please

>>544983287
>Recluse dies at the toot church going up for the iron chest she was probably retarded and thought that's where the seals are on toot church
>goes back for her runes, dies again, ragequits
>duchess leaves almost immediately after the recluse rq's
trainwreck kino

How to play elden ring like Dark Souls 1

ARES
GIVE ME EVERDARK AND MY SOUL IS YOURS

>>544983558
It makes me happy and laugh. I sort of picture everyone here being cute, then you hear their voices and they sound 45.

>>544983886
You cannot

>ragequitting fulghor
alright that's it, no more games for today

>>544983886
There's nothing like DS1 poise in modern souls games so it's pretty much impossible. If you just want as brainless as possible put cragblade on a strength weapon and re-up the proc buff pop every time the cd is off rotation

>>544984060
I just want to plod around as a sword and shield knight with miracles.

>>544983886
You just can't. It's not the same game.

>>544984128
You can do that, just use barricade shield weapon art on your shield and you can sword and board anything easily enough

Ggs ze bugs, current streak in Sukdeep of night

Have they added the SotE equipment yet? I haven't played since August.

>>544984128
If you don't want to parry then get a good greatshield. No fucking idea what kind of sword you want but there's multiple good faith swords. Or just use a normal sword because there's some good ass incant weapon buffs

>>544984004
>I sort of picture everyone here being cute
why

>>544984241
No

>>544984227
zamn nice brother

>>544984241
Trina's Torch not good enough for you?

>>544984293
>>544984350

>>544984261
But the greatshield looks so weird clipping into everything while you're riding torrent, putting it on your back, or even just walking around it just clips into the ground.

>>544984293
Yes

>>544984227
i fuarking kneel

>>544984405
you exceeded your retarded newfie question quota for today. sorry buddy

>>544984261
I like the Banished Knight's sword/Knight's Greatsword and the Longsword/Broadsword.

>>544984227
name?
for the rock and roll hall of fame?

>>544984405
so just like dark souls then

>>544984270
Many years from meeting people from the internet. Like anon said, the internet is getting old.

>>544984270
They look exactly like the pictures they post

>>544985037
All anons are anime girls until proven otherwise.

>>544984573
Devil Knight going for 100

asscock

Queue >:(

AHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING

>>544984525
Hit the nail on the head
>>544985037
Well that’s just not true

>>544982261
>>544982801
Ehh, it’s pretty normal like the other guy said. Maybe you can find your niche regardless though and be like Tenant doing some voice stuff here and there. It’s a pretty oversaturated market though (like everything else these days) so don’t get your hopes up too much.

>>544985429
it's midnight

>>544984584
I don't use Greatshields in Dark Souls either. Inuse regular shields, because they actually can bounce odd enemy attacks.

>>544985531
was it just me or did look like there was a timer over your bar? Like if I didn't get to you you would've died?

>>544980758
And that's while you will always be C tier and below

>>544985531
My loot was poor until I ran into a dead ironeye who had a full loadout lmao.
Thank you Crackman Jones for your 14% ranged attack Serpent bow, 14% ranged attack Scythe and 40% full hp damage negation Duchess Dagger, as well as your stone key. I will remember you.

>>544985704
The night is still young

>>544985757
Yeah, I was wondering what would happen. I think it's a bug where you simply respawn in the arena?

>>544982261
>why would I be embarrassed?
i imagine because there’s a possibility that you sell yourself as the next best thing when it could be pretty trash by professional standards. idk though that’s just what im assuming.
>>544982801
is there a gif of this somewhere

>>544985757
I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>544985801
lmfao once in like 700 hours i've found a same-nightfarer corpse who had an entire loadout with two meaningful legendaries. That shit's awesome desu

>>544980173
Sad but true

>>544964745
AIEEEEE ZOMBIE DOG I KNEERU

>>544985972
Found a corpse with the Cord on it with /erg/ once desu

>>544986734
Cute Rev

nothing but caligo today, huh...

cool game crashed upon loading again
better yeet ourselves off the fucking ledge

>>544986917
it kicked me out as soon as loading in, looks like the run bricked

>>544986995
>>544986917
Leave sissy alone

>>544986995
Yeah, all three of us crashed I think. Well at least now we get to fight ED Libra

>libra
here we go...

>>544987034
Sissy

AHHHHH A RRAT KILL IT!

ggs normal libra
we were prepped pretty well for ED libra too...
the freya fight took 3x longer kek

>>544987261
Is this cc or shifty or naefy?

>>544987382
That's cum connoisseur (cc)

>>544987261
Belly full of what?

>>544987480
FP shards of course

Wait... 'cc'... sis sy... sissy?

Just tried out wylder with the magic and bleed setup and it felt okay. I'm not a D5 god mind you.

>>544987696
slowpoke

>>544987696
Sissy!

>>544987696
cardboard cupcake

>>544987713
The magic? What?

>>544988079
Wylder has an int respec passive and a bleed on grapple passive. I put both on for depths with magic atk +4 on one of the relics.
I liked it.

>>544988187
Yeah the bleed grapple is great. I don't like putting on effects that don't have much of an effect on nightlord fights but it's too good.
Maybe it procs the bleed on condemned though idk

>>544988271
it pretty much means every enemy you fight will get bled once which is insane

Any strength Revs here? What's your build like?

>>544988532
>str rev
for what purpose? she has the same issue quality duchess has. 0 survivability or stamina.

>>544988532
C-tier

>>544988050
Xhe doesn't play with us though.

sometimes the shop has good items

>>544989463
eh it's alright

greatbow wylder can honestly suck my fucking balls
i got downed 3 times to this garbage ass piece of fucking shit sniping me from halfway across the fucking map and i didn't get a single less likely or max hp negate

ED Libra is a fair fight.

lol wut
wtf just hit both of us?
well ggs ED libra, it was an ok try i guess. only one of us managed to find less likely i noticed, maybe i should have just dropped it for you recluse.

>>544990039
yeah REALLY unlucky to get two of them, i knew it was probably a loss when i saw that.

>>544990224
i couldn't fucking get to him to kill him either because he was 50 meters behind the gold veil AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>544990039
I've had a game where we raided every possible chest at castle and at camps and none of us found a single one

>>544990224
>All 3bar'd
D-tier moment

q

>>544991313
stare

ggs ED adel
i'm not trading my negation for one with attacks impaired no sir

>>544992696
>Full Belly Bryn
I recognize a fetish name when I see one.

Kino

>ult adel
>he runs to africa outside of anyones range
>ult adel a second time
>he runs to africa outside of anyones range

consider the following:
fuck you

ggs
little embarrassed i got hit by his grab twice there.

>>544992885
getting hit by the grab lets your friends do more DPS it's worth it
just make sure to pose so people know you're doing it on purpose

>>544992875
hey, the second ult helped me, i needed topping off after my reduced hp from near death wore out.

>>544992940
what's funny is it's usually worth it on normie adel, even in d5. ED adel, no sir-e bob.

>4th caligo today
this dragon sucks...

>>544993075
all dragons suck it's a from game

I don't even want to play this game any more but now I lack a good 55% brain power game thats actually good

>>544993160
From that sentence, I can see it.

>>544992885
niggers still playing do you ever stop you fat fucks

closest thing to a duchess ult miss

I hope whatever we get next is more ds2, daring and soulful and less ER, mainstream and soulless
>Ascetics letting you redo any boss you want at any point you want
>Actual changes to ng+
>Asymmetrical powerstancing
>Hybrid catalysts
>Hybrid weapon catalysts
>Hybrid shield catalysts
>Buffing your weapon catalyst to give it more spell scaling
>Buffing infused weapons
>Defailt backstep i-frames without it being gated behind a talisman in the dlc that you have to pay money for that gives you something other games had for free, except you take 30% more damage
>Every weapon has a parry (In fact, if they had the technical mastery back then as they do now I bet they would have had default perfect deflect in the game because that's a fun and engaging mechanic)

>>544993803
but nobody likes ds2

>>544992875
>>544992885
I didn’t realize that margit curse applies to you if you die in general during the invasion, thought it was only if the marked target dies. In my defence, dog and noble used their 500 iq tactic of trapping me in a knee high rock and margit gonna stomped me for one of my two gomba stomp downs of the day

>>544993376
call the cops loser

ggs fellas
sorry for afking in the middle of that, my brother came home and found one of our dogs dead.

>>544995637
haha get fucked idiot