Thread 545207032

>Elden Ring Tarnished Edition delayed to 2026
https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/1981360180580217143

>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1024

>How to host 6 players lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png (embed)

>Nightreign official wiki and guides, beginner/advanced tips and tricks
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/elden-ring-nightreign/wiki

>Nightlord resistances chart
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>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group/Multiplayer Password
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Touch Bloodstain: >>545111380

>>545207032 (OP)
I'm not a furry but...

Libra is a girl.

I was not prepared migrate, ICE brought me here

>onlyafro is a cuckold who actually wants black men to fuck his wife and openly posts about this on twitter when he's not trying to live up his glory days of making 1 funny dark souls meme video
>gets deported to venezuela because his protected status runs out
>HAHA! CONSERVATIVES ARE SOOO STUPID!
make it make sense

>>545207359
uoh

>>545207359
I look like this

>>545208114
Wanna have unprotected sex with me?

I was listening closely when I got cursed by libra the other day and there was a low volume voice of xer saying "You must collect the runes" or something like that it caught me off guard

>>545207802
understanding that if you want to continue to live in a foreign country where you were given a visa for higher education you must extend that visa by having a job in said country that requires said higher degree or have a marriage to a nonretarded foid (these don't exist) is, after all, a difficult concept for redditors to grasp

>>545207802
This except it was a white dude that cucked him, not sure where you are imagining the black dude from, must be an American thing.

that sucks...................

About to wageslave for 12 hours I expect cool stories when I get back.

>>545207802
Did his """gf""" tip ICE agents?

>BFB vs Caligo
Such a comfy loot drop. Don't even need to purple it, just wait for the best Red/Purp of the day and buff that shit.

>>545209165
No human is supposed to work that long

Is moonveil in NR the one they nerfed like 8 times or is it the original ER version before that?

>>545209165
Blue collar, security guard, or manager

>>545208730
Anon I'm not talking about the person that actually fucked his wife, I'm talking about the fantasies he was himself posting on his twitter. Pathetic attempt to flip this on me

>>545208958
Whats sucks?

>>545209862
Cool art maddy

>>545209698
Feels like Post initial poise-damage nerf Moonveil. So you can't poisebreak Astel with three Aows hits at pointblank but it still it decently strong.

It's no a beam stick, it's a close range unsheathe weapon for Duchess. One of the most character specific weapons in the whole game. Nobody else has the specs for it.

>>545210143
Moonveil and the baby rattle seem to be in the game just for Duchess.

https://youtu.be/OEDREBKrsZQ?si=0vSpTpa3qqo4-yUy
Ironeye theme

>>545210508
Yeah pretty much.

>>545210601
Kill yourself

i am queuing

>>545211017
unblock me

>>545205982
It was about what I expected. It's that "got carried out of D3/D4 because of a nightlord luck streak" skill level where they know how to play and general strats but have 0 clutchness, weapon knowledge, or moveset knowledge.
Also the bird had deaths poker for most of the game and didn't know how to use the followups and was insanely trigger happy with his ult. He died constantly and was doing the whole faith respec incant caster build.

gg 30 second horse

GG horsey we slammed that fulghussy

>>545211724
GG speedrun horsie
i thought i was gonna no hit that fucker for the first time but i have to die to the goop at least arm once, it's mandatory

>>545210889
Seethe more PLEASE. It sustains me.

>>545211657
nice

>>545211657
>boss almost dead
>only one bar
I fail to see your point. Clearly they performed well.

drunk

+36 less likely-sama...

condornomonrornom

>>545211657
>outism
Limbab detected

>>545212615
Good vibe right?

inb4 some cowardly nerd tries to take highground with a cringe comback like "drunkard/druggie"

ooooohhhh dream weaver
I believe you can get me through the niiihiiight

>>545211791
>the goop at least arm once
What did he mean by this?

>>545212615
What's the occasion today anon?

gg adel thanks for the shards i was really struggling with fp that run

>>545212948
no, bad vibes. I hate myself

>>545212996
the occasion is that I'm an alcoholic and it's been a while since I've drank

>>545212994
hey man i'm eepy give me a break

>>545212552
That's phase 1 of everdark buddy

>>545213050
You're not welcome. Fuck you

>>545213124
Ooof, don't drink when you're upset retard. Why the fuck would you want to spend money and health on a BAD mood?

It doesn't give you escape. It accentuates your core vibe. I'm sorry you're having a hard time dude but take a depression nap next time you think you should try to get shitfaced to hide from yourself.

q agen

>>545211724
Silence foid

>>545213124
>alcoholic
>been a while since I've drank
Doesn't make sense

>>545213353
i've been 1/3 for a while
where's my gamers

>>545213319
thanks for the advice buddy, I'll listen to it when my liver gives out

>>545213443
being an alcoholic doesn't mean you have to drink every day

is this achievable natty?

>>545213585
>>545213585
>thanks for the advice buddy
Well I'm not sure why you'd come here to cunt about being a self-destructive idiot.
>being an alcoholic doesn't mean you have to drink every day
It means you drink and end up with consequences from it. Are you getting consequences? Social, financial, physical etc? Because if not, don't be a drama queen and wear other people's burdens as a costume.

Alcoholics are sick, lose friends and jobs and days of their lives to drinking. You just sound like a sad faggot who's drunk, not a DRUK king.

After a very shitty gambling session I got this, if this was fists it would be pretty good right? Wish you could edit relics legit

>>545213595
lawful good ahh cheater

>>545213794
>You just sound like a sad faggot who's drunk
an accurate observation

zorbros... we lost to adel again...

gg normal libra nothing bad happened the run before dont worry

Make one mistake and then get revived in the middle of an AOE attack, nice. You 2 were dogshit btw

>>545213824
Stop cheating

zorbcucks D4 from pw is too hard...
we should go back to D2...

What's white wolf? Is that bjarks new name?

>>545214253
>whats
Do you want to try that again ESL-tard?

>>545214353
retard

>>545214353
What's is in the benchond white wolf sir?? Good raping of the redeem

>>545214476
Who's that

I am not the alcoholic poster you've guys have been praising but I have drank an entire bottle of wine the last 5 days in a row

you guys still playing this?
hasn't it been a whole month without any update at all?

>>545213595
Yeah, but these "might" be cheated. The lack of curses + the synergies are really suspicious.
But it's possible with enough time to get a 5 ISA build for a specific character.

Here is mine for Wylder but as you can see, it"s not as good as this one.

>>545214141
Bro I flushed like a million murk down the drain and that's the best thing I got, if I could cheat I could have done it already

>>545214734
Oh...ok ....

>>545214412
That's what you are, yes.

>>545214985
OHHHH!!!! burn!!!

>>545214717
the frostbite on starting weapon + bonus damage against frostbitten enemies gives it away in my humble opinion
this is a youtuber btw, i was looking for different ironeye builds besides poisonmaxxing

>>545214662
That's unhealthy but who fucking cares so long as you're managing to be an adult.

CONSEQUENCES are what matters. If something bad happens because you drank, you're a retard and might be an alcoholic if it's regular [more than once a month]

welcome to your liiiiife
there's no turning baaaaack
even while we sleeeeep

>>545215083
Yeah that's what I said, that specific synergy is really suspicious, as well as having no curses.

You can see in my build that I also went for no curses, but that's because I took deep relics with bad passives outside of ISA and even a deep relics with 2 passives instead of 3.

don't be afraid to care

ggs ED libra
got chompied for the DPS opportunity it's a viable strat

>>545207651
I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what it means actually
>>545214250
Better than voting to become Vuvuzela

>>545214092
That’s a lovely strawman you’re boxing up xister. Hope you have fun with it hours after the fact.

Dogshit lyrics

>>545215871
Plot twist, its even worse because their economy is in shambles, unlike venezuela.

>>545215835
GG, turns out Guardian's ult basically perfectly times itself to stop the tornado which is neat

>>545215835
>Emboldened Bryn
She's about to ask YOU to put a baby in her

>>545207359
Holy based thanks for sharing king
>>545208114
Hot

>>545207802
>>545208609
>>545208730
>>545209429
trvke

>>545215871
>>545215948
fun fact, i traveled to buenos aires recently and 1 dollar is like 1300 of their currency so i was a millionaire for a few days

>>545215928
come on try a little
nothing is forever

>>545212615
>>545212948
>>545213124
>>545213585
weird drunkard copetard posts that no one will/should read

>>545214476
Uhh… relevance?

good boss, I barely got to see his sword moveset though because he died the first time I got to it

>>545214670
>you guys still playing this?
No? Most of us just post here habitually now and hang around for updates on the next big thing

>>545215147
>>545215814
>>545216445

>>545216429
Yes and no because Argentina is also one of the most expensive countries there is. the gap between being poor and being rich is huge.
Middle class is getting absolutely erased.

>>545216478
She's pretty. I like her.

>>545217003
Where did you meet her?

nice game heolstor love me a little redmane camp fuckup

ED Bugs is peak and basic Bugs is trash. This is a fact.

>>545217178
I've never met her. She's an internet personality or whatever.

>>545217183
I didn't enjoy someone pinging every single sorcery and magic attack item that dropped just because I picked up one staff.

>>545213595
Yes.

>>545217584
cute

>>545216921
>Middle class is getting absolutely erased.
That’s the case literally everywhere these days and it’s entirely by design.

>>545217338
Sounds sad for you.

>>545217003
>>545217338
Why did you reply to those posts but not mine >>545214660

>>545217584
i look like this

ATTENTION D TIERS: Don't revive people in the middle of a phase transition

the sands of time for me are running loooooooooooooooow

i like funny axe against heolstor. it's quick and does whack damage

gg heolstor

GG n*ght aspect gang, at least I didn't fumble THAT hard on the boss

>>545217830
Phase transitions are huge openings, you're a shitter scrub.

>>545217830
If a D tier is reviving a downed person during phase transition then the downed person being revived is F tier?

>>545218243
Sorry about dying at bbh i got scared we were doing it in the rain..

>>545217771
I didn't feel like responding at the time. Her name is Alanah Pearce, and I love her.

>>545208609
>have a job
this is where you messed up
those don't exist

>>545218223
Hehe niiice I got that for you!
>>545218243
I've been actually getting the funny crystal staff for my crystalian build like 6 runs in a row??? Simply epic RNG

>>545218556
Are you gonna dm her and confess your love?

dogshit fucking revenant

this is the end
my only friend, the end

what should I change my wallpaper to

Dogshit worthless Raidgroid

Don't make another thread.

>>545218328
Yeah gets some damage during Adel's AoE worthless shitter

>>545219897
Big booty bitches

big boobs are objectively better as proven by science

Nyo more queue? Randos it is I guess

Is wylder the biggest siscon ever created.

ggs ED adel
legendary carian slicer but it's adel so i can't use it...

GG zero damage team Caligo

>>545221313
GG but please stop leaving so many mooks at pois. I got killed by a fucking torch hollow because you guys looted and scooted before I could even grab anything.

>>545221434
unblock me

>>545221267
wylder is canonically married to his daughter-wife revenant

and on the wings of a dream
so far beyond my reality

>>545221434
i'm not clearing out half a camp of condemned trash mobs in the rain, just be faster at looting

>>545221693
You could have at least fucking killed the torch hollow who was standing in the fucking loot box with his arm stretched out 24/7 ensuring I can't get fucking close, and I can't fucking blast him because I'm out of fp. The fort was a shitshow too because you all fucked off to the roof while I was getting gangbanged by 2 sorcerers and a fucking pot slamming me from offscreen.

>>545221659
[citation needed]

>>545221649
If this is shifty: maybe
If this is that one guy who has *** in his name and mains duchess/recluse: Hell no

>>545221991
Do you like me, I main wylder

>>545221991
Va***is?

>>545221991
No it's not please clear the rest

>>545221931
mushyys

>>545221991
Today I've won every run with anon promise I'll be good if you unblock me

>>545222076
I'm starting to hate wylder mains these days given how often they'll either hoard shit that is better suited for literally either other party member, or how they ping shit neither of us can use and keep acting like they're helping when all they're doing is pissing me off.

>>545222456
I'm the second one *pings sorc incant duration+ again*

oopsie

I was expecting that spinner to, you know, continue spinning, but it just stopped on your body so I walked back into it for a single tick and instantly died...

>>545222576
NTA but most wylders lately are this.
>pings sorcery boosts for the raider or revenant
>pings incantation boosts for the ironeye
>pings bows for the executor

>>545222456
*Pings +14% ranged damage when my other teammates are mages for the 37th time this run*

>>545222714
i forgot to heal.... For some reason I thought missing 4% of my hp bar would be ok...

>>545222812
>saar
>SAAR
>THE 15% RANGED BOOST SAAR
>IT BOOSTS SPELLS TOO SAAR
>TRUST ME, MY SOURCE IS VAATI
>Here you go sexy have this dmg negation on charge attack for your spells aren't I so helpful?

*pings +2 handed for ironeye/griefbowtards*

>>545223048
Unironically +atk% for two handing should affect bows, seals, and staffs.
But it doesn't, and I hate being reminded of it.

*pings your cock*

>>545223190
mine's passive is atk power up when 2 handing

>>545223269
oh yummy thats a good passive

>>545223027
>>TRUST ME, MY SOURCE IS VAATI
I laughed but in a sad way.

>>545222456
You guys falsely accused me of this twice.

>>545220303
Easily

>run in
>AoE
>Pop Stela/Stakedriver/MegaGreatbow
>Cancel the whole thing
You're a -shitter-

>>545223190
attacks generate cummies

>>545220086
TSMT
>>545220413
>>545221023
Both made for me
>>545223027
Kek

Neat

>>545223626
>Don't have alt ready
>Whole argument dismantled
kys shitter

>>545223737
if you run this im blocking ur ass

>>545223737
nice, another useable sorc+2 relic for duchess

>>545223819
Sorry anon but your choices are:
>greatbow duchess
>sorcerer raider
>incantation duck

>griefbow
why

I still need to beat ED Dogs and ED Augur in D5. I keep dodging them somehow.

>>545224114
Because they are delusional mid tiers that 'think' they can pull it off despite 2/3 being 3bar'd constantly and getting carried by 2 players that play normally.

>>545223819
I mean a caster raider has enough hp to not die in one hit from a rat even with 200% damage reduction.

>>545224341
And enough FP to do 20% of the boss' HP and then be useless.

I wish I was degen enough to flirt with the gays and troons in the general

>>545223770
>he isn't holding his ult for specific phase cancels or 2/3 bar clutching
You aren't representing your troon comrades very well anon, don't step unless you're steeled.

ggs ED dogs
i backflipped into the charge classic

>>545218556
She even looks like you. But you'll have to leave your wife first.

Using your ult on the night 2 boss is suboptimal

>>545221843
you expect me, a duchess with no FP, to kill torch hollows for you, a recluse with infinite FP? i went back to res you anyway so what's the fuss
also i looked at the starter fort footage and we didn't run past a million enemies to rush the roof we killed everything on the floor, the reason why you died was because you dragged those 2 sorcerers down into the basement with a bunch of pots. don't blame that on us

>>545225771
Excuse me, what the fuck are you going on about?

>>545225950
Looking like THAT and not having 4 of my white babies is suboptimal.

>>545226003
You know I'm right.

What happened to the dark souls/bloodborne general? is it dead?

>>545226073
I am not a woman...? I don't have a wife...?

>>545225963
>>545221843
>>545221693
>>545221434
>>545221313
Cat fight!!!

payback....

>>545226447
Lotus is so cute when they're mad

skill issue

dudes be like
>SUBWAY SUCKS

>>545226792
gg libra

>>545226835
Lotus is so cute!!! I want to squeeze her!!!!

>>545226792
I didn't see ONE less likely to job so good thing it was normie libra gg boyz

>>545227091
>>545227036
trish blasted me harder than i've ever been blasted before

>zorjeet losing depth 1 games
>viewer count at the end of stream is higher than usual
surprising

>>545223129
Kinda hot post more

>>545227160
LMAO when he wouldn't stop shooting I lost it

>>545227164
How did he even get in a D1 game?

>>545221267
>>545221659
Both can be true
>>545223027
Sad but true

>>545226262
A man and a woman can look alike.

THEY'RE FUCKING IN THE GODDAMN WALLS NOW

>zorbjeet raids esl tranny vtuber playing witn a m*le on stream
ewwww

>>545225950
Hell yeah boobies

>>545217983
>>545219330
>>545221669
see >>545216828

>>545221843
>Lotus is a cute angry bean who also seethes at people not guarding loot orbs so we can all loot
Nothing makes me madder than people who rush off with loot because they got the free grab thanks to me fighting mobs.

>>545227298
he made a new save file, playing from the start to max depth with randoms only

*teleports*
heh

>>545227520
I have started full blasting my wylder ult on mobs. I'm tired of these motherfucking hollows and teleporting headless and rats

>>545227489
do you have to, do you have to let it linger

>>545216485
i booted the game today and turned the 60 fps patch on just to double check and for some reason it just werked.
anyway the guy with the pilebunker before bsb is super tough, i kinda wanna try to kill him before fighting the boss but he just rapes me before i can even do 10% of his health. did you get him down? any tips?

>>545227419
Yeah my bad I didn't listen to any audio before raiding, that voice is grating

>>545218250
>>545218765
>>545218932
>>545223868
>>545225950
>>545226447
Zamn breedable cocksleeves (these posters) look like that????

>>545227775
Shame, xhe has a nice model

i never really see anyone look, but there's usually a normie/red scarab right next to the crystal loot on mountain. i only noticed it a couple weeks ago, bitch doesn't make a fucking sound.

>>545227845
Yeah that's why I went with her, women really like this game like 90% of english speaking nightreign streamers to raid were women.

>>545227879
Already knew about it. I have seen enough guard counter and thrusting counter attack talismans that I don't care to go out of my way for it

>>545227923
Women really like attention, you mean and Idk if that was even a woman, sounds like a troon to me.

>>545227993
i luckshitted..

>>545226447
but that's a dog

>>545225963
>we killed everything on the floor
Not the sorcerers who were pretty keen on slapping me and kept running at me, forcing me to retreat, into the basement.Not a fun fucking time when all I can do is wave a wand and pray I don't get rush slapped mid animation.

GG Mystery ED Bugs, god I love the halo scythe it's so fucking good

>>545228338
GG.
Though I think the game is fucking with me again because I could swear I saw the target on the wylder, thought it was safe to chug, then got blasted from orbit.

>>545228147
Meow

>>545228583
I've seen the game not even do targets lately, also, pretty sure they introduce new bugs sometimes, like with Revenant if you summon Helen, there's a big chance she'll just run in place

>>545227520
>mains the squishiest characters who will die to church rats in one hit even with 200% full hp negation
>gets livid at people leaving mobs around the loot spots
No shit they're seething.

>>545228583
I mean Animus also did back to back kill sat attacks, I've never seen that shit before.

>>545228806
i play a lot of raider and boy does it suck fat ass when people just loot the dormant orbs and zoom off to whatever else, especially in invader PoIs. kill shit so it's safe to loot you troglodytes.

>>545228806
I've had to leave an orb behind as duchess before. I hate my team! All my team are idiots!!!

>>545228821
Yeah it's pretty wonky.
>>545228738
>running in place
I've seen that one so many times. Also saw the one where the big skeleton gets spawned under the map, dies, and can't be summoned again the entire run because he cannot recover hp now even at a grace.

>>545225963
Uh sis
Your dagger?

>>545228324
you had 1 half-health sorcerer on you, i assumed you could handle it
you also need to have spacial awareness of the basement being bad and the longer you hang around the stairs there the more likely it is for pots to come up, they're not worth fighting

I kill everything instead of rushing to every boss.
I like having runes.

>>545229467
Very true now unblock me please

>castersissies are whinny bitches
many such cases!

>>545229598
People who rush never notice that the reason they are able to rush is because the other players have to deal with everything they pulled. The first person in has an idle room, so it's easy for them to rush past. The next people have an aggrod room and the enemies are now clogging pathways. It happens in every game ever, not just nightreign. Rushers are always the biggest faggots and cause the most problems and have the audacity to act like it's a skill issue. Rushers are faggots and should kill themselves.

>>545229598
We have more time to clear out places than people think

>>545229467
To be fair I did a big derp by retreating instead of going forward. If that fucking pot didn't get to me I likely would have been just fine.
And yes they aren't worth fighting normally, but I like not being harassed and slapped from off screen by enemies that follow us, which is why I like killing most of the problematic ones if I can.

>>545228628
pspspspsps

>>545229467
You ran straight into the chest room isn't there like 5 sorcerers there?

>>545229985
i run to the chest room to funnel the 2 standing by it's doorway into the door so they stack for a better perfume kill
by fighting them inside the chest room it also stops the other 2 sorcerers from accidentally getting aggro'd while you fight them and takes you far enough away from the stairs for the basement mobs to lose aggro

>>545230182
>and takes you far enough away from the stairs for the basement mobs to lose aggro
More often than not this isn't the case, with them often coming up to the roof with me, but I notice the mages break aggro far more easily than the fucking rat forts with the golem up top.

Duchess mains please spit on my mouth

>play with erg
>we win
>I say gg
>they say gg but also you could have have done this better anon, can you do this instead of that next time, when we were here you could have done this instead, passive aggressive pro tip: don't do this when you could do could do this.
>can you all change your playstyle to cover up all my inadequacies instead of me having to be the one to change?
Their names? Zdrada enjoyer and Lotus. Someone had to say it.

>>545230182
>>545229985
What happened to the other 2 I see like 3?
>1 with the recluse
>1 red
>1 normal one
Where did the others go?

>>545230435
gay

>>545230435
This, but her squirt juice instead

>>545230472
Don't talk about yourself pedo

>>545230454
I would never do this it's all between us every run

oh fuck I am too drunk

>>545230596
What's your poison?

gg caligo, what a busted run just for the regular dragon

>>545230458
there's only 4 sorcerers on that floor no? 2 by the chest room and 2 on the other segment both sections consisting of 1 bookmage and 1 swordmage
there is 1 red swordmage on me, 1 bookmage in the doorway, 1 swordmage on recluse and the final bookmage is unaggro'd

>>545230595
I know Bryn, you're a good girl

>>545230743
Okay now I see it.

>>545230679
very conveniently I have an image of the beer saved already

Good day today

>>545230889
What does beatified mean?

please be everdark libra
please be everdark libra
please be everdark libra

>>545231123
I don't know and I don't like it.

>>545231123
Bryn changes names like every run. Who is correcting her? Who is beating her? Why is she bewildered?

>>545231123
https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/beautified

>>545231228
Me

>>545231232
There's no u

>>545231120
Congrats

pog

>>545231271
Are you the boyfriend?

kill me

>>545231346
If this is against caligo then I am sorry for your lots

>>545230454
>be this anon
> Instead of taking constructive criticism, I take it as a perceived slight due to a personality issue
Big yikes xis.

>>545231393
nah it's libra and i didn't get any holy bows

>>545230454
>>can you all change your playstyle to cover up all my inadequacies instead of me having to be the one to change?
Is letting your teammates be swarmed by mobs your playstyle?

>>545225963
>>545221843
>I DIED IT'S YOUR FAULT
>NO IT'S YOUR OWN I AM OUT OF MANA
Where have I seen this before......

>>545211017
Looks like a girl I used to fuck

>>545231363
What's wrong anon

PC queues doko...

>>545230454
you can just block them and move on instead of making it a big deal anon.

>>545231775
everything, I want to die

>>545232008
Don't mind him, he's just being a drama queen.

>>545232013
Stream it

>>545227923
Well yeah most people who play it act like women too
>>545228628
Hot
Made to pleasure BWC
>>545230435
Those are men

>>545232168
fuck you madison

>>545229467
>>545225963
While we're here anyway: What the fuck is your build? For your duchess.
Asking for future runs so I know what to drop because I could swear a few runs prior you were a STR duchess or dagger duchess, but now you're an INT.

>>545231679
Your parents divorce
>>545232007
No

I'm gonna rape Madison

>>545232621
Source?

15 minute EDLibra
But we did it!

>>545232647
https://youtube.com/watch?v=srTqxL_6Ysg

GG but please ping so I can find you to revive you during ED Libra if you're shrouded

>>545232007
Maybe if you dumbfucks didn't block me for no reason we could be playing

>>545232926
name? for the unblock list of course (i only have alex and dantev blocked)

>>545232897
Not in the run but I don't even know how to ping

>>545232926
Trish?

>>545232926
Have you tried not being a ragequitting schizo who constantly embarrasses themselves with melties and otherwise being generally insufferable?

>>545233047
Have you tried getting over it that was like 2 years ago you pussy

>>545232986
Triangle and L3

Have any of you tried unblocking trish and correcting her?

>>545232986
Hold Y (Top face button) and click in the left stick

>>545233161
Have you?

>>545232926
if this is who i think you are, you just namedropped 2 other anons yesterday in hopes that they get blocked too.
not exactly the nicest behaviour so i'm not unblocking you.

>>545228628
>>545226447
>>545225950
More boobs please

>>545233234
Shut the h*ll up and keep trolling

>>545233234
Who do you think it is?

>>545233445
Here you go, my biggest bazonkas

>>545233653
idk what kind of narrative you'll try next but posting >>545140176 is very scummy.

>>545233764
I like uohs too so this is fine. Still not playing ender lilies tho

>>545230454
I'm neither of those but I have like 300 games with erg and had a mini meltdown maybe 4 of those that i still feel like a retard for even bringing up

>>545140176
I have never seen dingle talk about anything other than greatbows and skorvan is just a faceless lobby-filler like most wylders/raiders

>>545233808
you do the same so dont be a fucking pussy and admit your trolling

oh fuck i was gonna q erg but i forgot i dont hve the password on incoming trainwreck

>>545234175
gl cutie

>>545232621
Leave her alone she’s cute and I’m going to have consensual sex with her

>>545234074
>they are actual anons and not attention-seeking tranny faggots
based

>>545234125
you must've confused me with a different anon so whatever.
i do have one of them blocked, and one of the passive aggressive pro tip anons too but i never openly complain or ran a smear campaign against them.
don't trash the place where you play.

>>545234408
dumb simp

ggs ED libra
glad i took the less likely with continuous since ironeye condemned break full hp anyway
went pretty damn well considering no fp and only pebbles for spells

gg giga goat

>>545234705
gay tranny

>>545234570
Fuck you all I did was be like "oh the guys didn't help me so I quit out teehee" stop making it sound like I raped your mom dummy

>>545230454
>constructive feedback and criticism
YOU'RE BEING MEAN TO ME!
Holy fuck you fragile loser, get a job

>>545232347
i play magic duchess exclusively
i last played dagger duchess when i was D4 more than a month ago, and i played 2 games of strength duchess after i hit 9999 which were not the best
i tried testing faith out for specific bosses like bugs, caligo and libra but in the end magic is everything

what is wrong with them? where are they trying to go?

>>545235003
and people say not to run LLTBT

>>545234704
>ironeye condemned break full hp anyway
qrd?

>>545235003
they learned from you to try and go for a rise in the distance

>>545233161
I never blocked her and wait for the day she will add me.

>>545235126
they shoot you with arrows that do no damage
most condemned with smaller attacks (like dagger duchy) won't one shot you and libra will one shot you through negation which means continuous loss is not as bad a stat as it normally is

>>545234579
Wrong im getting my dick wet simps don’t do that

missed the requeue now we're in early eu dead hours

>>545235587
sleep, i'll be on later

normie ass bug
spit spit spit

>>545234971
Okay I just misremembered then. If we play again I'll try to keep an eye out for more sorc stuff if you play duchess.

>>545235825
GGs good runs today anon

>>545235825
almost 5 again after dropping to 3 because was sad anon hates me

>>545235825
>>545235901
GG
I was eating good with those charged incans. Between magic shotgun, lightning spear, and rain of arrows this was a stacked run. Fuck red beastmen gaols.

>>545235901
It's the same rev, why is he drake meming both of them?

>>545236105
He thinks she's a foid at first, then realizes she has a gock.

>>545236042
We don't have to hate you to block you, we just don't want to play with you

>>545236059
i don't know what I was doing running up on the hill, in the middle of night 1 boss to when we got to the castle day 2 I was on the phone with work. It's all a blur lmao

>>545236059
Yeah I was eager to blow up ED bugs with our damage a bunch of times, sad

>>545236105
The expression is different, its her being angry face and then her having the blank foll face in the second

>>545236042
I dont hate you and wont ever block you

>>545236275
Thanks anyon thats nice I appreciate u!!!

>>545236198
>>545236196
I doubt we had enough boosts to do it, but it would have been so funny to delete animus as soon as he spawned in. One run we almost got him to like 1/4 of his health as he came in and tried reviving the other bugs at the start of phase 2.

>>545235825
>Greatbow Wyld man gets a doll wife and a brown wife

>>545236346
I was making sure to follow you around so you could find seals hehe, not like the sh*tters in the thread no who said that?

>>545236346
Pretty sure he has damage resistance during his spawn in time
First possession doesn't though

>>545236358
*black
>>545236163
Terrjeetxister post btw

>>545236196
It's okay anyon at this time of night I play with my brain off too

>>545236518
Well it's nice someone actually came up to the upper part of the golem church to help out with the bats. Fuckers are obnoxious as hell.
>>545236536
He does. That run was still obscene with the damage since we still chunked him even with that reduction in effect. IIRC it also had a greatbow user.

>>545236712
As a side note
I fucking despise how common golem churches have become in DoN alongside troll castle.

>>545237183
I don't mind because recluse/bell blows them up.

>>545230454
i've done this once since coming back to D5 and all I did was ask my teammates to save their ults to stop caligo's blizzard, my mindset changed once I realized how D5 actually works. if things go south then so be it, if we lose then so be it. i don't blame anyone or leave criticism like that anymore so im not sure what you're referring to

>>545234383
It was normal dogs which didn't stop one of them from 3barring every single fight but whatever kek

>>545237220
Didn't have a bell at all. Would have been nice though. Firebombs are good too because it just pancakes them for some reason.

oh yeah also nok + marais sword + i dropped them the gold scepter from a headless orb so of course it couldn't have been ED

>>545237264
you yelled at me once but it's okay because you're a titcow

>>545234535
I know you're trying to do the contrarian thing but I didn't mean it as an insult

>>545237680
I'm genuinely not, though, what you described is the ideal anon dudebro and not some insufferable tranny/thread personality.

>>545237829
Go marry them then you fag

>>545237183
GB RoA is pretty fucking poggers to kill the trolls. Makes quick work of them. I just tend to skip it as while it does give the usual 4 dormant orbs, the runes it gives is pathetic.

>>545237863
t. cringe tranny thead personality that's probably a revpedo

>>545237941
You're the one lusting over dudes

>>545237183
I swear DoN seeds have a higher weight for the multi-level forts instead of the 2-level virgin/soldier ones. There's literally no upside to the bigger forts it's just a worse POI objectively in every single way, no idea what they were thinking.

>>545237989
You seem upset + trans though

>>545237264
Don't listen to him zdradamommy he's just jealous he's not as good as you also please post more of your tits

>>545237264
i think you're cool since you commission art of your waifu that's based

>>545238257
Genuinely embarrassing post

>>545237264
idk why that anon brought you into the mix but it's certain that you've made a bad impression on them previously.
you still have games going for you so another anon blocking you is no biggie, don't mind it.

>>545238257
least desperate dsg poster

>>545238491
>>545238634
I want big demon boobs

>>545238920
You should beg to be her lootpiggy

>>545238194
>>545237941
terrjeetxister posts

queue up please

>>545240141
ok

>>545238490
Another epic slamdunk on those Wyldchuddies, keep it up xsister!

>>545240141
I am queued....

>>545242419
nice photoshop

come

>>545242729
There are sloppy floppy fat sweaty brown mommy milkers in queue RIGHT NOW

Schlop Schlop Schlop
Wylder Cummies in Duchess and Recluse Tummies. Raising a happy famileee Schlop Schlop Schlop

>>545242997
FP is stored in the dark moons

ggs holster
even in a different nightlord fight i still get zapped by random adel lightning

2/3
1/3

I have 2x affinity damage reduction and 2x physical damage reduction. Will this help me for games when I don't get any damage reduction? Because last game it was horrible.

>>545243297
ggs i had to suicide run into a mine cuz i find no other holy weapons
>>545238490
kek that looks hilarious from other person's pov
>>545238557
they must be talking about games from months ago since i really don't do it much anymore

>>545243443
That's about 20% damage reduction for both, It won't help much but it'll do. You're better off stacking increased max HP desu.

>>545243443
it will help greatly outside the nightlord fight and will help you survive even with negation

why are wyldjeets physically incapable of interrupting calligo blizzard

Didn’t realize depth had its own stats screen

>>545243297
>make a non offensive cocktails
>heolstor just tethers switches to me through a purple less likely
What a bully

>>545243541
Interesting. I would stack HP, but I don't have any good max hp with anything else. The damage negation stuff I have has damage on it too which is nice.
>>545243575
Good to hear.

>>545242729
off model slop btw

>>545237264
kek, I've only really seen you crash out once
I remember because it was at me lmao

>>545243724
>greatest attack 24k

Giga carried shitter.

>>545244559
It’s strange since I’ve one phased basically the whole roster. I guess ironeye marks have screwed me over

ggs normal adel
comet azur does so little damage

>>545245635
who tf is solidu

>>545245635
>solidu*****
tourists....

GG Adel
Glad I brought the flask in for you duchess lmao

>>545245635
unblock me
im going to bed goodnight

>>545245890
name? for the unblock if not trish list?

>>545245694
>>545245697
It's supposed to be Solidus Hit but the censor blocked the last 4 letters....

>>545246056
BECAUSE IT SPELLS SHIT

>>545246056
Solid, Liquid, Solidus, Punished
aren't you forgetting someone

>>545246056
>solid shit

>>545244879
I'm joking. I don't even know how this thing is calculated.

Bro fighting the Jagged Peak Drake is gonna bring me to tears. How did they capture the energy of a fucking arena sweat lord so well? I just don't even feel like fighting this thing, literally all it does is fly away and breathe fire, over and over and over and over, and when it's not doing that it's playing keepaway by breathing lightning and it literally only engages its melee combo to do the three swipes and then leap half the map away and breathe fire again. This is such a fucking dogshit fight, as melee anyway. You spend 1% of the fight getting one hit in to its face and the other 99% running after it or running from fire or running from lightning.

Fuck me they've fallen far. This is what no ideas does to a nigga.

>>545247058
>melee
str? use the Radahn's Greatbow ash of war and annihilate it.

>>545247026
i think it's probably the damage from jumping on the chariots heads, if you had a high damage weapon and libra buff then maybe that's it but just guessing

>>545247382
Dex/arc, I just ended up using a spirit summon and it fucked up his AI to the point where he wasn't just playing keepaway with me 24/7.

>>545247815
A normal bow with RoA also does really well against most dragons as well. They're peak to piercings and RoA counts as piercing. But yea, summons tweak dragons' AI a bit.

>>545248130
RoA?

>>545248130
Oh, rain of arrows.

gg caliger, bitch knocked me down when she was moving around i hate her

oh what the fug
game on gamers

GG Caligo, Double Red Braid does wonders lmao

>>545246136
You're right...
It's time to get naked.

rate the ce kino

>>545248934
I never take evasion curses unless it’s ironeye. Have died too many times to caligo even with decent negations because of that evasion curse. The repeated curse is even more aids since it stacks and makes bosses with string combos like dancer, heolstor and libra a tightrope nightmare

>>545248934
Some tasty damage, but not a fan of evasion curses desu

How are evasion curses a problem on a ranged character lol just walk backwards

>>545250796
Target switching, some enemies teleport towards you, AoE attacks with jank hitboxes, getting surrounded by mobs, scales awfully at the start of runs where even a blue full hp negation isn’t saving you

Dang she got owned

>>545251439
gg mystery gigacaliger

I’ve been a lot happier with speed reading relics since I’ve earmarked >repeated evasion
>evasion reduced negation
>continuous hp loss
>rot below max hp
>death build up
As auto bricks and
>near death reduce hp
>reduced flask restoration
>reduced runes
As bricks unless it’s CE kino

>>545251603
Near death and reduced flask are way worse that rot and death build up.
Reduced runes is whatever, why is it even a factor for you?

q status eu gods?

sitting here about 25 mins now

>>545253493
>>545253573
too hungry to queue sorry

:cool:

Is my wife Trish@queue?

what do you want zdrada

>>545254185
can i have one damage negation pls im just gonna die otherwise

>>545253891
Just woke up anon come queue

>>545254250
hurry up and die so i can get a game

gg goat
>>545254250
it was regular lmao

man thank fucking god it wasn't ED, ggs and thanks shifty for dropping the negation

>>545241079
>>545243605
excellent exexister post
>>545246136
>>545247058
>>545248795
excellent cultured posts

sorry shifty i just sniped your 2 allies. you will be waiting in queue forever now

>>545254609
unblock me please mommy

>>545254736
You'll get whats coming to you, thats for certain

grey+2 weapon I used a lot on ER proper > purple weapons
luv Lucerne
luv Lance
luv Dismounter
luv Great Mace

>>545255663
sis your stone club?

*five bars to nameless king*
don't worry about it

>>545256486
It's ok, I played like a little bitch with my crossbow after trying to melee with the shit fire spear.

gg e-z dog

>>545253493
>>545253573
>>545253891
It’s 7am wait another 2-4 hours (minimum)

>>545257013
gg cold dogs
was prepared to no hit hotdogs but as usual nothing ever happens

>>545233764
Hot. A tummy that needs swelling

bleh frick you nyaggers gonna go play with randGODS

gg gigadel

>>545257810
gg duchess, i got a pretty good relic from that run.

>>545258059
cute revenyant and meowssmer!

>>545255714
just tried out the 4 grey hammers
I wanted to say I don't like the R1s on the Club/Stone Club and prefer the Mace, but I don't really like the Mace's R2
well guess what the Curved Club's moveset consist of, never really gave that one a try in ER, but it has the Mace R1 and the Club R2 so I like that one of those 4 now

whta th fuck was fartis doing at the beginning

lol 3k~4k RoA volleys
stupid

>>545259137
Raping you, terr...

>>545259157
nvm i was wrong
anywhere from 2k~6k volleys depending on his movement, if he wasn't moving they were 5.5~6k normally.

Ive been up all night smoking meth now que up niggas

>>545259791
Shut the fuck up druggie retard

gg heolstor

>>545259791
do non-destructive psychedelics like a normal person

>>545245635
Comet azur is only good for a real Caster sorry.

>>545260141
Ggs good co-clutch frog man

>>545260342
in hindsight i shouldve dropped my holy axe for someone else

>>545260141
sorry for the terrible performance im very tired and havent eaten anything since i woke up

>>545260418
its okay i wouldnt want to use a twinblade on him anyway but thats all you had

>>545260510
yeah you're right, didn't find anything better than a blue negation at full hp either. just very painful all around

>greatbow offhand with the quality respec relic
>sacred seal mainhand with the fth respec relic
this is how you play guardian properly

>>545258059
>>545258306
Hot posts
>>545259791
Least deranged Shartreign player

Do people queue at this time of day?

>>545261549
NA here, I do, but I'm a NEET

>>545261549
im 1/3 rn

>>545261549
Yes, but i was in 1/3 limbo so im taking a break

>>545261219
>greatbow offhand
feels like losing your guardstance would be quite detrimental since your roll is so bad, at that point why not play raider or wylder? raider even has an AP boost for the greatbow
>sacred seal mainhand
this ones fine but i havent been able to play it in a way i find satisfying, any tips?

>>545261549
i am now queuing after napping

>>545261549
Wait another hour and you should see an increase

i am not queueing

i did 2 hours of work on my 12 hour shift and played video games + browsed the internet + watched some of my show the rest
what a productive day
time for sleep

i don't want to queue randoms...

well gg, I guess it was fun being adel chew toy.

gg thunder lizard.

but where have the daughter-wives gone?

>>545265185
Yayy thanks for that, it's free damage!
Also first run in like 10 where I don't get crystal staff.. sad...

>>545265227
I am kinda done playing revenant, crystal shotgun is really reliable, daughter-wife drops are RNG as HELL. gg

gg terrd and shine-box

>>545265593
It would be amazing if we had Revenant night invaders to get seals from but alas

>>545265764
Seals aren't Revenant's unique weapon, you'd get her claws instead.

>>545265227
They all became duchess mains

>>545265819
Shit I guess at least they'd make a good revive tools

>>545265593
Thats why I run the strength relic and loads of magic attack, means i can use melee/seals/staves decently depending on my RNG

>>545266459
And make me beg you for staffs

good morning erg!!

>>545266618
gm q up

>>545266598
You've got dormant staffs, so you're fine

>>545266815
Pepe do you have me blocked

I'm about to...OH GOD Imma about to quem...I AM ABOUTTA QUUUUEM

>>545266618
good meowning

>>545267131
you can see her doll anus made for me

>>545267026
i shouldnt. pretty sure i only have chang names blocked but ill double check

>>545267131
>>545266815
what if i queue up and make you sad

>>545267286
why are you like this

>>545268276
Rape correction will be applied

>>545268295
horny and lonely

I'm 1/3'ing my shit

ok haven't played in a while but I'm queueing just 1 game 1/3

ggs ED caligo
didn't expect meteor to work as well as it did

>>545270091
le funny game moment
fuck you asshole

skipping bugs...
my crystallian build gathers more dust

>>545270056
I mean, she does stand still a lot and even with the magic resist she has meteor's DPS is nuts. Using meteor without having access to soulblood makes me sad, personally.

>>545270310
your stamina cucks you more than your FP does so it's fine

i can only beat ED dogs by being carried

>>545271437
That's Gremlin irl

>>545271313
Same

>>545271313
Just play a caster and 99% of the difficulty of the fight goes away. You don't have to deal with his jank hitbox and the fight won't run on for ten years because you won't spend 90% of it chasing the dog.

>>545270760
Whos that

>>545268456
that's at least a little disgusting

>>545272820
The way your worded that makes me think you were hoping it to be more disgusting?

>>545264583
What show was it

>>545267286
>>545268456
I didn’t know Wylder posted here
>>545271437
Hot

Zorban come back to the password pls

>>545273417
Did he get tired of schizos constantly giving him shit lmao, poor bastard

>>545273417
its better without zorjeet

>>545272924
why would you want to think at length about something more gross than rape while if I queued? that's gross and worrying

gg dragon rape

ggs ED caligo
i used to hate this boss but the answer was more damage all along

>>545273705
No he's busy playing Lies of C(P)

>>545270436
No it doesn't. Meteor has a single one time stamina cost then the spell lasts until you're bored/out of FP

I want to play chill D3 and D4 runs but don't want to have to climb to D5 again. Is there a good way to do that with multiple accounts or am I shit out of luck and need to demote

>>545274983
You can create a second profile, downside is that you have no relics and start at D1 (and also have to go and kill Heolstor to start depths).

>>545276670
i love messmer hes cute

>want to play cool shit like caster wylder
>can't because i have no good relics
>to cheat some in i'd be softbanned on the next maint
life is suffering

gg fish
glad you were happy with the trade marz, always hard to communicate that sort of thing, especially when its more of a question than just a straight offer

>>545276670
they warned me about boys with mommy issues

>>545277674
gg and of course I get it when it's one of the most essential buffs for all characters :D

>>545277674
>>545277885
gg fish I had pretty much all I needed within the first few camps so that was something....

wat een kutdag, gelukkig heb ik bier

gg dragon

>>545278347
wrong thread, Im drunk

ggs caligo... again
duchess was not meant to live on a diet of 4 stars only

no fancy twirl = no shard drops

i don't own fancy twirl

best ost song of Nightreign?

>>545270091
you get what you fucking deserve

buy it from the murk you just got

>>545278279
>dutch
This is either terr or zdrada
If it's the latter please post your fat sloshing tits please I love you

>>545278654
libra. what is that instrument that sounds like a guitar solo

>>545263539
just sacrifice 3 relic slots for FP, Seals, and respec. And then run out of FP after two casts anyway.
All these non caster int/fth respecs are pretty clearly just made for them to scale with actual faith/int weapons more with a bit more FP for the ashes of war.

>>545274718
Awesome, good taste
>>545273956
True
>>545277807
No, they didn’t

>>545278654
caligo obviously. it's not even close

>>545278843
neither im just drunk

>>545278279
>>545278428
>>545278654
shut up drunkard

>>545279225
how did you know im all 3?

>>545278843
there are atleast 5 kankers in /erg/

>>545279419
why do they love elden ring so much

>>545279419
names?

>>545279419
I always check steam profiles and I don't think that's true
>>545279517
https://youtu.be/BQk70xdwKoU

>>545279538
me

>>545279932
KANKERLIJER

>>545279932
>>545279419
to this day im still perplexed at the idea of using cancer as a swear word, like how do you even make it sound offensive? it just wouldn't make it alot of sense, you can't call someone a "cancer asshole" it's retarded

Can I dupe my savefile so I can play depths with two different friend groups without needing to redo all the story and lose all my relics?

GG heolstor

>>545281537
gg h-man, quite nice run. Got a great great holy dagger even if no good holy seal drop.

bg torch noble we all died and blocked each other

>>545281537
charge attack effects on daggers are genuinely stupid, the phantom attack I had on mine mogged every enemy

>>545281964
phanton and holy wave are the only charge daggers worth using

>>545278654
heolstor is from's best OST ever, calligo is 2nd place IMO
all of them are great though