Thread 545604524

Kissnotism edition

>Fall Guys Again (November 6 - November 27)
• https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/fallguys

>Patch Notes
• 7.35: https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/9d2cad7a1028016719060b5ae3caeb5e369c89e9

>Resources
• https://rentry.org/xivgresources

>Meetups
• November 7, 9:00 PM EST | Crystal, Diabolos, Shirogane W25 P49 | YTP Watch Party
• November 8, 4:00 PM PST | Crystal - Goblin, Tuliyollal (17.2 , 11.5)| Occult Crescent CE meet up
- November 9, 3:00 PM EST | Materia, Sophia. Old Sharlayan (9.5, 14.1) | Elezen Meetup
• November 9, 6:00 PM EST | Crystal, Malboro, Tuliyollal (15.9, 11.5) | Hrothgar Meetup
• November 14, 06:00 PM PST | Crystal, Malboro, Eastern La Noscea ( 20.9 , 20.7 )
| Monthly Friendless Loser Meet >>545491564
• November 22, 10:00 PM EST | Dynamis, Marilith, Empyreum W16 P54 | Gozyuger Watch Party

>Previous: >>545604409

>>545604524 (OP)
no one unironically likes male characters

Can my femra come over and stare at you like this?

my femra will never be an aura bot in a league like THIS...

EB a fiddie

lalaboys

miera x fiera

https://poal.me/4upmew
final time I will be posting this poal
thank you for voting

do you make glams to match weapons or find weapons to match glams

>>545604697
the latter

garlolis?
miqitten?
lolizen?

>>545604650
Only if she doesn't mind staring at a lalaboy crafting for CE.

>>545604668
builded for lalaboys

Nobody likes miera though

i made a new version of the woober post now i wait for my time to strike
its not as good as the original

Psych ward moonie here for 7 mins

Put the fries in the bag, Katheryn

oh man I just LOVE playing FFXIV from my beautiful country, FFXIV!

>>545604668
lois? is that you?

Ninja is the easiest DPS in the game.

>>545604827
um, you misspelled my name on my Starbucks up, it should say "CHUD" on it, in all caps

>>545604791
It's ok this cat tried their best

>>545604875
What's your idea behind doing this?

>>545604802
good morning, I thought you said you had unlimited internet access

>>545604791
sis you can't give the game away so easily...

>>545604668
one of the worst schizos sei made me add and now cant get rid of him

>>545604909
Finland Stronk

>>545604910
So far still limited to 3 times 10 mins on phone and 15 mins on pc

>>545604827
I would end the conversation with "and have a blessed day MA'AM" and drive away ignoring the they/them crudely sharpied on her second, stolen nametag.

>>545604802
did you really get arrested in the middle of the street playing guitar naked with a tail buttplug

>>545604667
Why?

My sunnie is now sleep, gn

>>545604909
You will learn to love Finland. You will learn to embrace your Finnish heritage. You will discard your weak and degenerate lifestyle and become a true Finn.

>>545604986
Finland is a largely irrelevant country in eastern Europe filled to the brim with social problems and no prospects for young people and is far behind in development compared to say, usa and Canada

>>545604802
why do you keep coming back here

There comes a time in every man's life when he must choose

>>545604802
How is the food in there?

>>545605085
Nah.

Anyway 10 mins is just about up. Cya later.
>>545605102
No other place.

Anyway cya.>>545605146 meh
Ok cya

>>545605156
i'm in this picture four times

>>545605145
I have two hands to give belly rubs with

>>545605073
My sunnie is also sleep. Good night..

>>545604968
QRD

>>545605145
catgirl with felis bedhead is not a personality

>>545605145
>make a female character
>call it a male

>>545605213
you can go befriend sanru yourself :)

>>545605145
I like moonies because they look dumb af

>>545604896
Cute hornyzen

any catgirls wanna take advantage of my drunk femra?

>>545605239
I like your filename

>makes gooner modbeast female character
>gets a big enough following
>makes it a shota tier femboy once popular enough

Ive seen it happen 3 times in this general

>>545605332
sure, how do I find your femra?

>>545605289
San Sanru?

>>545605145
my hhetsoonie was a suncat like the others but he could not get the skin pale enough so he changed to moonie (he has albinism and is forced to live in solution9 forever)

>>545604935
Its ok I made a second version to rule of 3 with this one's got DEPTH.

gn
>>545605332
no, i prefer consent

>>545605332
me sunnie will tuck you into bed, smooch your forehead, and leave a glass of water by your bedside.

femlala x hroth
name a better pairing

>>545605479
this, rape is for weaklings.

>>545605503
Femlala x lalaboy.

>>545605503
Prove it and let my femlala afk in your hroth's lap

>>545605503
lalaboy x lalaboy

>>545605503
albacore's thighs x me

>>545605503
fiddie x catgirl

>>545605479
>>545605501
weh, sunnies are so nice.

Why are elezen so rare in this game/thread? It's all basic bitch humans with ears

>>545605503
Europa Universalis V x Stellaris

>>545605645
NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY A BEANSTALK WITH SHIT ANIMATIONSSSSSSSSS

>>545605645
Their freakishly long ass necks and silly running animation

>>545605645
Firing squad

>>545605332
sorry, my sunnie would only do that if we were both drunk...

>>545605674
You look at animations? I look at the boss castbar
>also I love tall slenderman women

>>545605645
They look like my white trash cousin so I have zero attraction to them HOWEVER I have seen a couple good ones
They also have the worst running anims in the game.

>>545605209
Cute but I'm shy
>>545605432
This sounds pretty cool, you could always get the skin paler with glamourer if you're okay with that
>>545605306
True... I'm seriously considering it

where did everyone go
why am i all alone

>>545604827
Did she get replaced???

Why do I never see Ninjas in most content?

gm chat, what's the vibe today?
>>545605503
I saw this yesterday and it reminded me of the ai poster.

>>545605645
They can't handle the gangle and want their basic anime elves. Me, I signed on for this long neck and association with war crimes.

I had fun at the FL meetup, thanks everyone who was there.
Now if only there was a meetup when it's onsal, seal rock is kinda imbalanced

>>545605732
>but I'm shy

My melf can't stop shitting and it's getting in the way of queues

>>545605694
It's not silly, it's endearing.

onsal in the big 25 pepelaugh

>>545605859
>onsal doesn't have the same rng problem

>>545605402
Everyone wants to use a dick.

>>545605825
their only gimmick is shafted in over 50% of content

>>545605145
>3 identical looking moonies that are all "boys"
change the channel

>>545605694
Bitch
>>545605704
Wife
>>545605729
Bitch
>>545605836
Wife

Why did they have to make xaela scales that annoying shade of blue. They could’ve been perfect if they were just a charcoal black

>>545605645
They run like retards and that's all you do in this game

>>545605645
Head is too small. I'm sure it's just that, the head should be 5 to 10% bigger and it would fix all the weird proportions.

>>545605825
They'd be pretty shitty ninjas if you can see them

>>545605943
Ok edgelord Timmy let's get you back to school I'll even let you wear that Metallica t-shirt

>>545605908
oh hey this reminds me i havent been touched in years

>>545605939
Thanks, I wonder why everyone wants to marry me today.

>>545605825
their aoe is dogshit and even if the damage was good it's the least fun aoe rotation

>>545605908
Cheers. That was cute

>>545605825
because it's the hardest melee dps and people are scared of difficulty

gposes are nice to look at for a few seconds but stg i can't for the life of me imagine spending hours of my day setting up mods, camera shit, lighting, moving body parts and all that other nonsense

Crystal please queue Burden of the Father!

>>545605825
some people see the mudra system and just instantly check out and think it's too hard and don't pick it up for months or even years

>>545605935
That's a suncat retard

>>545605908
Cute!

Need a haughty femra EB

>>545606071
its Aoe rotation is fun tho and has some options
you have katon, wind, doton, enhanced katon, frogs, knives, and that cook ass circle. shit is fucking fun!
>>545605994
Snrk
>>545605934
the mug? thats just one button tho and its fun looking for other Nins that do it so you do it right after theirs end.

>>545606113
I look at my old gposes every now and then desu.

>>545605503
Malera x Cowboy boots

>>545605983
>>545605694
>>545605729
I love our refined and leisurely jog. However the best running animation in the game belongs to fiddies

>>545605908
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFF*

>>545606156
right one is a moonie, retard

>>545605896
It's not right that's the problem, cave spawn is objectively better than south and north spawn. It's almost egregious how bad it is.

>>545606141
put up a PF

>>545606109
Is that why you also never see Vipers in alliance roulettes too?

>>545606252
>mfw spoilers

>>545605421
sorry the other catgirls made me feel too bad...

>>545606318
I see vipers constantly, why do people think it's hard?

>>545606324
/pet /pet /pet it's a thing of majesty

>>545605645
I am one

>>545606324
Anon, that's so dangerous! If you fall, you'll be crushed!

Join........

>>545606363
I'm drunk too, so idk..

>>545606386
Because it's new and doesn't have an officially Asmoshbagosh approved guide yet.

Did you know that the "L" in Lalaboy stands for leukemia, according to my doctor

>>545606029
It’s about color matching. Blue limits which hair colors and dyes look good way more than a black or dark gray would’ve done

>>545606324
Casting headpat

femra scales are tied to skin color btw...

>>545606501
Are you one of the good posters or one of the schizos? So I know whether or not to celebrate.

>>545605943
My xaela's scales are black

>>545606113
When you make something good, you like seeing it every now and again.

>>545606501
dude, I am so sorry.

>>545606549
I mostly just lurk, I don't have any friends and I don't like drama.

>>545606508
Half the xaelas here clownsuit colors. You will find few sympathizers.

>>545606464
ew

>>545606508
Blue glam op

>>545606475
Hi Drunk Too, I'm Dad Too!

>>545606501
Really sorry to hear, anon.

>>545606501
Praying really hard that it's one of those lalaboys

>>545605943
>playing a femra
>bitching about it
play male xaela or fanta off of xaela and play raen.

guys it's clearly a lalaboy trying to boost lalaboy stocks...

>>545597464
Late reply but what fishing method for it? Is it this for the little thalos? Or is this out of date now?
https://youtu.be/T1F3qgYuqWY?t=59

my femra wants to hand feed you cheesecake

>>545606723
And that's bad how?

>>545606723
>having cancer boosts an entire race's thread stocks
this place is retarded

>>545606324
schizo

>>545606501
right before you die, try some heroin, I've heard it's never as good as the first time so you can experience the highest level of bliss your mortal body can fathom and then die before facing any consequences for taking it

>>545606742
what a coincidence. my femlala would like to be hand fed cheesecake

hackers have leaked internal square enix data on ffxiv and you won't believe this in-game race has the lowest win rate at pvp

click here for mroe

>>545606742
yumm

>>545606825
Hodrick...

My femra wants to feed your catboy red velvet cake.

>>545606830
>mroe
I get it.

I've been cooking up a XIV related ruse on someone for over a year now
Nothing major but it should get a couple people a good laugh on how silly it will be

>>545606501
M a n....
Prayers for you tonight anon, hopefully a twist of fate happens

>>545606875
no....

>>545606762
if we start pitying them, next they'll be demanding rights! where will it end? you gotta think ahead with this stuff.
>>545606785
you're only just noticing this now?

my fiddie uses the miqo'te running animation

>>545606884
my catboy does not eat products with food colouring

>>545606742
can my sunnie request key lime pie instead

>>545606629
Go fuck yourself grown male subhuman faggot.....

my fiddie volunteers at the animal sanctuary as an excuse

>>545606830
just who is this "4chan"?

>>545606464
>EU
best of luck

>>545606968
Sorry I only have key slime pie, is this okay?

>>545606981
A-an excuse for what?

My femezen's run animation is graceful enough to win Fall Guys crowns.

Fight my femlala in a yomi hustle gil match 1m bets

Kinda sad I don't have an excuse to wear this anymore really...

>>545606464
it's 8 AM, I'm starting my shift

>>545607087
The excuse is to erectionbait

yearnyearnyearnyearnyearnyearnyearnyearnyearnyearn

>>545607041
Only if it's in the shape of a slime and not acrually made from slimes...

I am a GAM transitioning from female characters to a male character. What race should I play?

>>545606875
I'm so tired of this clique faggotry

>>545606464
Nigga it's 9 AM??? Get a fucking job

>>545607183
miera

>>545607176
I can MAYBE work with this.

>>545607183
Elezen

>>545604524 (OP)
vile

>>545607183
Whatever you like the most. I'd recommend catboy, miera or hroth.

>>545607087
this lala looks so trashy it's disgusting but at the same time I want to cusp and squeeze those loose fat tiddies and use this bitch as my fleshlight I think she'd enjoy it to be honest ugh brb

>>545607243
>hroth.
stop recommending this shit race lalapedos

>>545607143
Hmm true

ok now this is gonna be some kino spam

>>545607254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWBfywA27Fs

>>545607304
*shrug*

>>545607314
I play a femra, I don't get what lalas have to do with this. I did not mean it as a sexual recommendation.

>>545607126
>>545607208
>npcdrones chiming in
Did you remember to clap and soiface when Elon got 1trillion $......?

she actually wont understand the texts now

My femra is like this
https://x.com/namako8982/status/1986336141608690072

>>545607513
My femraen likes black men and wearing QOS clothes

>>545607314
Always grateful I'm not this thin-skinned

>>545607513
i-interesting

>>545607505
nigga i can drive it too

>>545607513
My sunnie is like this
https://x.com/Seraziel/status/1926442811995443221

>>545607580
Sandris Nolan got the croc

my femra is like this

>>545607562
Proof?

>>545607513
my femra on the left

why the fuck would anyone play a lalaboy

>>545607585
>the lalaboy types with trembling hands and tears streaming down his face

>>545607679
Sandris is a histrionic transwoman larping as a menhera woman, so that's entirely expected.

>wonder why everyones quitting
>view this thread

me on the left...

>>545607763
>projecting

What are the sacred oils and stuff used for that you get from the new DD?

>>545607648
h-hot....

>>545606464
>>545606973
>>545607495
>look mom i'm trolling again

can you solo queue for fall guys

>>545607819
you can buy the hairstyle with 99 of them, you get 25 per week by doing the challenge log, check the NPCs they got a bunch of rewards

>>545606464
I would join if I were european my queen

>>545607825
>trolling is when you ask people to play the game instead of erping with grown hairy men
Unironically tie a noose around your neck and hang yourself from a lamppost....

>>545607803
my femra on the right fr...

>>545607825
>mom
More like MOMMY

>>545604650
only if my femra can stare back

>>545607836
I think people exploited dynapiss morning hours or oceania

>>545606741
Kek, fucking love groksloppin

my fiddie is like this
https://files.catbox.moe/mgnlt4.jpg

>>545605591
can we just play cc...

>>545607961
THIS guy

>>545608064
no you little slut

My femlala is waiting for someone to hypnotize her...

>>545607934
>>545607825
I'm siding with femezen on principle.

>>545607961
back when you played the game

>>545608126
FIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEE I'll be in my secret fc room...

My Sunnie? she listens to kyary pamyu pamyu while playing Ninja!
:3
Also is having heartburn with your arms hurting with a pulse of 108 at rest okay? my BP is like 128 over like 92

>>545606464
Did you even go to bed my guy

My moonie awakens

can someone quickly post the stage 3 guide for fall guys !!!

>>545605908
I've been ruined by those pajeet miera webms and now I can't see anything else

>>545607894
I see, thanks

I'm just going to have a nuclear meltdown and burn every bridge.
Fuck you Rekka
Fuck you Alba
Fuck you Miloslav
Fuck you Hodrick

my femlala just caught this cool pokemon
he is green for a very special reason

>>545608285
Who?

My hrothgal misses you guys but she can't resub (She can but there is no content for her)

>>545608285
Post char then. you won't

>>545608285
>burn every bridge while being anonymous
??

yeah we songhai up in this bitch

>>545608285
YEAH, DO IT! LET IT OUT.

too dead to do anything? I have off work this a few days
>>545608321
i /pet this femlala good job!

>>545608275
who were you plapping on an alt earlier? your cockwatcher didn't say

>>545608285
WHO TF ARE ANY OF THESE PEOPLE HELLO???

>>545608321
Atma stop shitting up this thread like it's your blog

I sneezed deadlifting today and now my back hurts and I can't garner the energy to Deep Dungeon...

>>545608409
my male midlander doesn't take his clothes off.

>>545608491
you might have aids

May I

I peaked and never even broke 100 followers
grim
maybe its time to stop being a goonbeast and just go back to being a comfy loser instead

My femra? Kind of like this.

They're talking about uterus cat in blue protocol rn.....

my lalaboy...

>>545608563
Don't let followers determine your worth anon

>>545608563
lemme see your stuff

>>545608480
wtf how'd you know it was me

>>545608321
Imagine having nothing going on in your life that you have to come to /xivg/ to share whatever irrelevant garbage that crosses your mind because you're such a human failure you couldn't connect with someone to share it with them

>>545608598
keep me updated

>>545607441
why did you delete the other one? please repost it..

>>545608598
I don't know who that is
also I don't care

>>545608648
Oh I didn't delete it.. I guess the janny didn't like it.

>>545608629
>Original Trainer: Atma
That plus you're one of the only losers big enough here to have nothing going on in their lives beyond the thread socially

>>545608693
can you catbox it so i can save it?

>>545608629
Hello Atma, my beloved femlala...

>>545608732
>wtf how'd you know it was me
>Original Trainer: Atma
lmao

I suppose it's time my catboy does fall guys. don't bother doing it right now because I'm only going to win.

>>545608598
But placenta and uterus are two entirely different things. It's possible they're referring to some other Miqo'te.

>>545608738
Yeap, here ya go
https://files.catbox.moe/ao2oa4.png
https://files.catbox.moe/gmbl53.png
with bonus

Will I find someone to yearn for if I join Alter?

>>545605503
Catgirl x Femra

sex with tokiposter

>>545608582
how many times does my femra have to teach you this lesson

I know you're going to read this Muffy because you'll check the archive or you're constantly glued to the thread for some reason and I'm unsubbed and probably won't resub so I can't track you down in game and talk to you like a human being.

Best of luck in life, I tried to be a good friend but you'd rather desperately try to be friends with thread schizo people who clearly don't like you or give a shit about you like brando, tikaasi or appal and that's fine.
I hope that your issues can be sorted out and that you thrive in the future, please leave xivg, maybe xiv too because it's clearly not good for you.

>>545608638
>>545608732
thats cool i guess, now look at this one
>>545608787
hi...

>>545608850
you're the best. thank you for the jerk material. you've always been my favorite femlala

>>545608847
It's because trannies don't know female anatomy

>>545608619
nah i'm good, this place isn't a good fit to post my stuff anyway
>>545608612
fair, not like i'd have more success doing anything else
it's fun to me and i'm way better at it than i was
just kinda takes up a lot of my creative energy for not much dopamine in return, so i have to kind of make my own by admiring it myself every now and then, which is nice too

>>545608919
/pet

>>545608895
I will NEVER learn!

>>545608949
<3

>>545604650
Will my catgirl sit on the floor while you stare down at her...?

>>545608321
>>545608910
are they green because they are covered in SNOT and BOOGERS

>>545608910
/pet /pet /pet
Which one is your favorite?

>>545608598
I knew someone who posted pictures of herself eating her own placenta on myspace and everyone was acting like it was normal

>edate a biofem
>really conservative in a weird way
>shes insanely clingy and mentally unwell
>never leaves her house
>pesters me while im at work
>refuses to not sleep call she wont let me sleep unless im on call with her
>we met up once refused sex until marriage despite her going back to my place
>know for a fact shes stole my clothes and refuses to give them back
>once introduced me to her mom on call as her fiance
>can barely hold a conversation and just yaps to me about napoleonic history and norman england
>has a modbeast but doesnt even use nsfw theyre all just sfw shit
>demands i keep my character vanilla
>doesn't interact with anyone in xiv
>wont let me either
>just afks in my game apartment until I login
Im so tired I thought shed calm down but its been 4 years of this.

>>545608910
You live a very sad life. Please post about Final Fantasy XIV in the Final Fantasy XIV thread. This shouldn't be difficult for you

>>545608856
Alter is great for running content and meeting pretty nice people. If your main goal is to find love though, let it happen organically, don't try to force it.

>>545607562
I wish my eb was like this

>>545608598
Blue Protocol general really ended up as the shithole of /vg/ with all the undesirable people flocking to it and it shows in the thread quality overall being better here.

>>545609013
dude...

>>545609013
bro fell for the bpdemon meme

>>545608995
NO THEYRE NOT SHUT UP
>>545609000
im pretty hyped about the skarmory
>>545609017
yea well check THIS one out

>>545608598
LMFAO

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUINNY TO SEE

I wonder if she knows kek, I see her still posting recently

>>545609013
>4 years of this.
holy

>>545609020
brother if you got rid of everyone here that didnt post about final fantasy xiv this thread would have one post an hour
its genuinely grim they should just delete the threads

>>545609040
Shocker that the worst posters here, the loli coded Femlalas, left immediately the moment another MMO introduced the ability to play as a human child.

It's Femlala Friday and I don't see any femlalas being posted
>>545608995 You don't count
Post femlalas already!

>>545609013
does she like femra?

i wish all femlalas were thick

>>545609013
Most egirls who play ffxiv and edate are massive sluts who'll cuck you within a few hours or clingers who view you as their property and not your own person. Two sides of the BPD spectrum. All egirls who edate are one, the other, or a horrid mix of both. Men who edate are similar btw

>>545609146
yeah but you can apparently hold hands with other players... that's like groundbreaking for an MMO, all the GAMcesses flocked to it so they could be all intimate with their GAM waifu

>>545608909
hey thanks but i don't know who this is, so idk what to make of it. i think if you liked me you wouldn't write such a thing in a place like this, and i'm quite easy to get in touch with. thanks, and i hope things go well for you too presumably.
idk why you think i'd check the archive though, i don't wanna see how much people dislike me, it's bad enough already.

>>545609170
be nice to that little fUICKIGN thing...

Envy engulfs.

>>545609013
sounds like my cousin

>>545609013
that woman will drain you in every way you dont want but will not drain your cock in any way whatsoever.
Bro got iron balled and chained by the worst possible woman.

>>545609170
do I not count either?

>>545608968
so be it

>>545609245
My femlala needs you to sit on her face

>>545609245
pure sex.

>>545609013
>Edate a biofem
Found the issue

>>545609096
Skarmory looks pretty cool!
Keep up the good work cutie!

>>545609245
How are you still posting after getting reported and banned?

>>545608027
Staring will lead to... other things...

>>545609340
I didn't get banned?

>>545609343
what... other things...? :3

>>545609274
AUGH

>>545609139
Honestly, yeah. Running BA, PotD, and PT with Alter was genuinely some of the nicest times I've had with people in my time of playing the game. Best part? They just find the game enjoyable and don't shit on people for being less skilled. Pretty reasonable and understanding people.

>>545609213
you know who this is
you blocked and deleted me and tried to add me again as soon as you saw the post. I can't deal with you constantly deciding i hate you or whatever is going on and it just hurts my brain and kills my mood every time.
maybe i'll accept your request later but i don't really want to discuss all of this right now i'd rather just chill out and turn my brain off

>>545609423
Thank you for volunteering, please take a seat and hold still

Convince me to not spend my sub money on this.

my femlala? chuffin back a fat dick

After summoner, what's the most braindead retard proof job? Is there even any that comes close? White mage? Viper? Dancer?

>>545609274
for years I thought all magic cards were like this and it made me want to play so I got arena on steam, but when I finally did the tutorial and went looking at a bunch of the cards I realized that there had been a huge misunderstanding

would you hunt coda liches with a femra...
would you hunt sisters of parvos with a femra....
would you hunt kuva liches with a femra.....

>>545605503
mhroth x mhroth

>>545609013
so many of you could benefit in life if you just learned to say no

>>545609512
its Ninja.

>>545609541
>just reinstalled Warframe
Ho- How did you know?!

Muglub

>>545608856
Friendless loser meet next week sis, that's a good chance to find friends that could upgrade into lovers.

>>545609541
Warframe eb for my femezen...

>>545609541
probably... is she a nice femra or an evil freakra?

>>545609541
shut up val

>>545609465
i don't block people ever. anyway, thanks for making even more problems for me publicly. have a good night.

kinda want to reinstall

I have no idea what those three things are

>>545608945
>so i have to kind of make my own by admiring it myself every now and then, which is nice too

That's all it is. Hours of doing GPosing just for a brief glance from others. Admire your craft first anon, people love seeing that the most and follow you for it. Always aim to improve as well

>>545609601
Has that ever actually happened? I was told the friendless loser meetup is where people who already have friends go to hang out with their friends and ignore everyone who isn't already their friend?

>>545609601
I'm not a friendless loser so I won't be going there. I'm just someone who yearns.

not a fan of the yearn meme
yearning for /xivg/ to get a new fotm word

>>545609680
Why is the tail as hot as the body...

>>545609541
>>545609651
forgot to link agh

>>545609274
>7 mana Sorcery

>>545607208
Eurocattle is always so obsessed either way jobs

My canadian failed male femra needs a european failed mail femra

>>545609680
Post an ai of a femezen

The new FotM word is plapbutter
>>545609746
>smile
renane that file, now because im reminded of that fuckass song.

>>545609660
my femra goes there even though she has frens to discover more and more frens

>>545609512
viper if you have quick fingers
warrior if you suck at the game generally, not just rotation
whm honorable mention

i am
a gay hrothgar

>>545609842
Why did you type hrothgar twice?

failed mail-order femra bride

>>545609660
Can't really say, I just show up, get ignored and leave after a while. Maybe it worked for someone else?
>>545609674
Suit yourself.

meow

>>545609834
>Viper is easy if you have [x]
Monk is easier, SAM is so retard proof that you can freestyle it.

I have exactly one good picture that I post ad nauseam

What should my sunnie+ yearn for

My femlala is chopping yew trees and playing tf2

>>545604524 (OP)
Are there any more pictures of the femra?

>>545609601
This has worked for my femra a few times..

>>545609958
a devoted femra wife (the + is irrelevant)

>>545609905
>>545609912
im actually going to miss you

you don't hate viper you hate me for playing something fun

>>545609958
A femra to keep warm and safe
My femra specifically

>>545609958
This I dont know

femwafemwa

Oyasumin

>>545609958
A bottle of fantasia

>>545609586
it was foretold in my crystal orb
>>545609609
femezen prime??
>>545609613
>>545609618
. . .

if it's daft hop the twig!!!

>>545609797
>>545607825

Good night

>>545610092
Elezen milfs.

>>545610080
freakra more like dorkra...~

>>545610086
Need these lads back to filter people with their manner of speaking again.

>>545609468
*sits as requested, holding very very still*

>>545609170
oh yeah well what if i post anyw-ACK

>>545610092
Another

>>545610241
*smooch*

tspmofr

>>545609680
>giant tail
this is a psyop...
>>545610170
what are you implying

Spoil not your appetite for the feast, wife of mine. The dish will be served, whether you will it or no! Hah hah hah hah haaah! *presents you with a plate of lamb steak, sweet corn, and mashed potato*

>>545610167
I have legit been looking at this for 5 mins thinking about what type my places lawn may have since I may do some patch reseeding come spring

>>545610368
Val post femra feet

>>545610368
>that waist to hips ratio
fatass

>>545609538
there's 27k cards though

>>545609170
we love femlala friday

>>545609912
anal

>>545610368
>what are you implying
dork dork dork dork

my catboy says meow what after losing purpose in life

>>545610479
Does this femlala like hroths?

>>545610563
The show meowst go on

should I reinstall and farm the nier raids for glam for 7.4

>>545610592
yeah

>>545610635
Yes. And you should let me malera plap

my femra's lips taste like plum and alochol she's a real rum giggler

>>545610563
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW chapter!

>>545610197
I will now sit on your lap and recite poems about how much I love you, if you break eye contact you get punished

>>545610635
Race/sex y/n/DC?

How come I can’t say no, I don’t want to

>>545610592
she's lalaboy only

>>545610750
GIWTWM

>>545610750
Giwtwmf............

To celebrate my 29th birthday today I'm going to eat a lot of cake and make a Fiera

>>545610804
You're an adventurer

>>545610854
Happy Birthday Anon!

>>545610859
But I dont wanna fight primals, they seem really scary

>>545610891
Thanks babe

>>545610750
*stares deeply into your eyes, not blinking, her resolve never wavering as listens intently to your beautiful voice*

>>545610927
Fake adventurer then

The punishment will involve tailholding btw
Intertwined tails even

>>545610804
>>545610927
You can say no, just uninstall

>>545610724
More like cum and alcohol

>>545611026
you wish, I'm a femra of love.

>>545610446
never
>>545610456
ur is fatter probably
>>545610561
tch..

>>545611017
But I like helping people around the cities, it’s fun

gay guys make the best girls

>>545610724
>>545611078
vivian...

>>545610854
Happy birthday my wife in the making

>>545609958
My femra.

>>545611124
It's perhaps time to drink water...

>>545611217
I'm just good at picking out your posts is all

>>545611186
fuck out of here with that nonsense

>>545611120
Why is that? True though.

Post anything.
Except THAT.

>>545611186
In a perfect world she became a new scion and we give her the Thancred special(she loves it and Alisae seethes)

>>545610724
wanna give my femra a taste..

Post sphene feet and pussy mayhaps

>>545611284
Slurp!

ok gamers it is bed time go to sleep right now

Do you guys just roleplay and fuck each other all day or do you actually like fight stuff

Where's the femlala grok slop?

>>545611396
I fight my gay thoughts then lose which leads back into roleplaying and fucking each other.

>>545611217
or open the fridge.....

>>545611363
Schlop

>>545611396
I FIGHT FOR LOVE!!!

>>545611396
All I know is female characters in slutty glams make the best players in my groups

Man. it's been a rough night. Anyone on crystal want to fuck around in occult crescent for a while?

>>545611464
is it me?

>>545611443
That gear was so ugly

>friendless meet
>am euro
It was already over before it even began huh...

>>545611305
okay but you've got about 20 minutes before I sober up.

>>545611396
my sunnie tries to fight but always loses and ends up getting roleplay fucked

witness a straight hroth couple for the first time today

For LOVE I could not live without it..
for such a cursed place as this is...

>>545611396
My fiddie likes fighting dicks...

>>545611440
>>545611453
>>545611464
>>545611580
I think if I was an npc and I saw any of you as the hero of the realm I would kill myself

>>545611396
my xaela does content and gets plapped by her raen master~

>>545611580
hey wanna fight?

What's the hardest tank to play? The one that will make people think im a god gamer for maining it

>>545611549
Striking is the best one

>>545611647
roses are red, violets are blue
goodbye tien, CHIAOOOTZUUUU

>>545611290
But there is no more "Scions" organization for her to join. Sure, the people who were running it still work together outside of that label but telling her that she's become a Scion doesn't really meant much anymore. At most, she becomes a hanging-out-with-the-gang.

>>545611579
its too late for me to start drinking anyways

>>545611647
I don’t use slut glams. I have a rugged full armour mercenary look, but I shared my observation…

>>545611647
>if I was an npc
You are to me

>>545610961
I lied
/Smooooooooooooooooooooch mwah mwah mwah I love you lets be together forever

>>545611824
Blah blah blah nigger

>>545605752
She ded

>>545611713
That was more or less the point
I want her along for the crew to be a cute little imouto that makes Alisae seethe without trying

>>545611870
>dumb bitch asking for the impossible again

>>545610635
S-she's fast...!!

>>545606113
It’s a hobby like any other where you spend time doing something you like to make sure it looks good
Building gunplas is virtually useless yet a lot of people love it, with the addiction that my EB will jerk off to the sloppa I make with our characters

>>545610810
Proofs?

>>545611992
the worst tank you've ever played with wore an unglamed full set of this back in 2.2

>>545611839
hehehe :3
licking your lips smooching back, wraping her arms around you, running her fingers through your hair as her tongue playfully dances with yours

>>545604524 (OP)
Reminds me of a Fiera I miss a ton but they disappeared

>>545612184
They're still in game.

>>545612304
Huh. Good to hear they are still playing.

>>545611086
Link preset ini

my coworker is asking chatgpt how to do his job

>>545612478
You should approach them. Let them know you wanna get kissnotized. They'd like that.

Please take a seat anon.
The doctor’s been expecting you
GOODNIGHT - I got lost in this on the spot autism project and saw it through the end now its super late :(

>>545612598
That is a dangerous but tantalizing thought, yet I don't remember where they are.

Gonna make a shelter for stray femra so they don't freeze and die this winter

my femra is horny again...

me malezen gonna b late to his doc appointment

>>545612714
Your services are greatly appreciated. Perhaps you have a spare catboy whose body heat I can leech?

>>545612767
same sis...

Fat Cat Fact #694

For a Fat Cat seeing another Fat Cat roll on their side is like a yawn and it can quickly spread through other Fat Cats who witness it

>>545612582
And? He will probably improve. Not sure if you noticed, but most people are rightfully bad at their job, because why would they not for a thing they are forces to do at threat of starvation for most of their waking hours.

>>545611554
it's a friday night, stay up late?

>>545612802
I-I'll ensure there is enough budget for space heaters

>>545612767
/comfort
cured!

the maliddie meet went swimmingly

>>545612615
It's like 4am over there?

it's 3am and my femlala isn't even a little tired

>>545612908
The issue is more that anyone I meet there will be in a different timezone so no point in making friends...
Or more...

>>545613051
ill tuck her in if you pretend to count sheep

My femzen ran out of content in Warframe after 11 years so she plays dna now

>>545612615
its giving https://youtu.be/K912kKwZYVg?si=Jtp4phyfvQ4NjxeV vibes

>>545611086
Two options
Give me a footjob ingame
Give me a footjob irl
You have to choose one

Whats it like to bottom out in a femlala and then impregnate her

I love my femroe so much it’s unreal

>>545613352
what does bottom out mean?

>>545613414
>This self report
bro...

>>545612957
didn't help...

>my femlala-
SHUT THE FUCK UP
RETARD
IM TIRED OF YOUR INANE SHIT
STFU

>>545613502
My femlala looks like this

My femlala is bored

>See some femraen walking along in revealing robes
>Slap her ass
>"Hey you can't do that she's the WoL"
>My tanned sunnie horse cracks a devious grin
>Impregnate her
>Give her a horseshoe with a spade over the bend as the womb tattoo
>Give her a big spade on her ass cheek
>Take her job stone and pawn it off for enough money to buy a small fuckshack and a keg of malt liquor
>The would be hero of the multiverse is reduced to pushing out many a brown horsesunnie (my genes are DOMINANT) as I put another line on her belly
>Her once toned abs now a flabby and stretched marked ridden folds of flop when she isn't gestating another litter of my bastards if my future clan
>Have her cheer me on whenever I'm doing merc work and grope her openly in public (she loves it)
This is the life

>>545613126
DNA felt too low quality to me especially the movement and animations and the weapons awkwardly stay in place behind the back and the grind felt worse than warframe's...

ocean bote teim

>>545613139
I need a wheelchair item now... that would go so hard....
>>545613000
It just turned 5 :)
Autism project paid off...

>>545613058
that's quite the limited view. rather, you might meet some late-nighters who'll be up sometimes on your saturday mornings. or you might meet other EU anons, and so on.
best to try, and see what happens.

>>545613532
Someone's son wrote this

>>545613642
Where else should he write this?

>"friendless meet"
>look inside
>cliques chatting in syncshells and extrachats

>>545613701
>the actual friendless strays are there just to be gawked and laughed at
Its over...

>friendless meet
>peek inside
>anons with “social anxiety” sitting on the sides hoping someone will talk to them

>>545613775
:(

>>545613701
>>545613768
>>545613775
You'd have a better time meeting non xivggers

>>545613768
It's our evolutionary purpose. To make the group feel better about themselves.

>friendless meet
>i tend to have a good time
>nice people and busy atmosphere

>>545613551
It's literally Warframe year 2

But anyway I have both to do in Warframe so no reason to compare them in my case

Why would i want to meet any of you in game?

elove and esex is not enough for me bros

Update: The next friendless loser meetup will be held on VC. Please speak up, anon.

>>545613864
Im funny

>>545613532
real talk this wouldn't happen though
any random retard mercenary in eorzea would get insta annihilated by the wol in a one on one even if they were a low strength stat femra

>friendless meet
>single out a loner
>bombard them with attention and affection
My femra will do this and finally get EB'd

>>545613851
Nothing to do* ESL

Going to a "friendless meet" and seeing people there cliqued up with no one talking to you must feel worse than getting cucked

>>545613930
h-hey...

>>545613814
I talk to more non xivggers than I do xivggers nowadays. I learned my lesson long ago about putting any effort into friendships here
>>545613798
Learn to talk and stop stuttering stupid bitch

Moonies, but shrunken

>>545613910
the horssunnie never fought her outside bedroom

>>545613898
nice malezen sis

>friendless meet
>its the same fucking retards from every single meet

if i had it in me to go to a meet i wouldnt be a friendless loser now would i

He won.
You lost.

>>545613943
that's what it's like for my femra.. i just wallflower and play other game after awhile.. then leave quietly..

My femlala is listening to swerslvt and deathbrain now

>>545614016
What does this post have to do with Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail?

>>545614086
>replying to it

>>545613964
Hiii :3

>>545613352
Like sliding into a warm McDonald's Apple Pie.

>>545614114
what if the post you replied to was the actual bait, and the first post was just to lay the trap? think about it.

FULALA FRIDAY

LET MY FEMLALA SIT IN YOUR LAP PLEASE

>>545614016
>even mamdani wants nothing to do with him
anyways, when was the last time you played XIV?

>>545614178
Okay. come to Lamia. Under the tree in Limsa.

>>545614114
Go on and pretend replying to bait isn’t 4chan culture

>>545614178
sit in my femra's lap as she pats your pretty head ~

>>545614114
>>545614163
wait what if >replying to it was the real bait..? oh my god what have i done

korra stop nigga no one cares

>>545613989
cringe and even less likely to happen
a real wol would just laser beam you and you'd be koed on the ground like hildibrand

i won't be attending anymore friendless loser meets

>>545614178
>willingly entering my trap
Your fate is sealed

>>545614309
GOD I LOVE F3MRA SO MUCH IT'S SAVAGE

>>545614305
my wol would get instalossed by the horsecock

my femroe is gonna go to the friendless loser meet, /pet people I know then leave

I like meeting people outside of meets

>>545613996
shuddup
>>545614074
I'm glad she's doing better mentally, but the tracks under her new name don't hit the same.

Remember: if you're all alone and nobody else to companion with, there's always Elk.

>>545614229
America deserved 9/11 and Hasan wasn't wrong in that assessment towards that Solid Snake looking motherfucker.

maybe it's time for me to reinstall and come back to ffxiv in time for the friendless meet...

>>545614431
Literally the only way I've made friends in this hellhole. Meet acquaintances turn into "and they never talked again".

>>545614246
>Baited once again
>>545614262
I thought femra hated lalafells though
>>545614350
Its not a trap if im asking for it...

>friendless meet
>I have plapped half of them
FRIENDLESS WHORES YOU MEAN

Need help farming glams.......
EU Light Alphascape savage unsynced(in 10 mins(11:45))..........

>>545614510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeTDf6Anakg

>>545614510
Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail?

>>545614580
maybe others do but mine doesn't ~

>>545613971
rude