Thread 545941128

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Threadlock >>545812201

SEX WITH THE DOORMAN!!!

>infernus touches you with his ability and now 75% of your health is gone
how is this allowed

again
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT ALLOWED

Imma go play some EU5 but I'll keep my eye on the thread if the inhouse gets revived.

>>545941238
I prefer when he presses one ability and vanishes from my field of view in 0.5 seconds

>>545941368
time to make our own 5 stack nonny

>>545941238
I wouldn't care that much about his damage if he didn't have half a dozen other debuffs built into his base kit

>>545941642
country?

>>545941710
they really need to remove party queues for match making

>>545941791
germany of course
vgh.... what couldve been...

>>545941791
I was doing a Muscovy playthrough but I want to try Austria now. Japan also looks interesting I think there is a way to play as the small clans at game start but I haven't found out how. Wanna try the building based nation or whatever they're considered.

>>545941053
Doorman.

>>545941924
I'm drinking a nice weissbier right now, your country is alright

IT'S POINTLESS TO RESIST

>>545941924
Bro its 1am on sunday

do we like mina or is she too blatant

>>545942113
>>545942141
sorry guys im not that guy i was just memeing because every /gsg/ guy on 4chan is VGH germany pilled.
I don't even own EU5 (yet)

>>545941924
you have to be a little more specific lil bro

>>545942354
Everyone knows VGH-posters go the Brandenburg->Prussia route.

>>545942141
These absolute cansa subhumans playing at 1am on sunday I cba imma keep it a buck.

>>545942509
he's a retard crypto shill now but he used to be a good lolcow and his manner of speaking is funny
nah but i cba honestly with these cancer low subhumans bro

>>545942742
Pipe down lil pup.

>>545942834
/wrists

IT'S UP

https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/shithouse.89040/

>>545943223
I like it
even with basic mspaint stuff you can feel the soul of the artist oozing through the images

>>545943223
fuck that
how about we make a hero who's only wish is to kill the patrons

>>545943223
Actually pure sovl
I fucking kneel

>>545943957
warden is already in the game jack

>>545943957
um

>>545944126
>>545944169
Kill patrons. Behead patrons. Roundhouse kick a patron into the concrete. Slam dunk a patron baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a patrons food. Launch patrons into the sun. Stir fry patrons in a wok. Toss patrons into active volcanoes. Urinate into a patrons gas tank. Judo throw patrons into a wood chipper. Twist patrons heads off. Report patrons to the IRS. Karate chop patrons in half. Curb stomp pregnant black patrons. Trap patrons in quicksand. Crush patrons in the trash compactor. Liquefy patrons in a vat of acid. Eat patrons. Dissect patrons. Exterminate patrons in the gas chamber. Stomp patron skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate patrons in the oven. Lobotomize patrons. Mandatory abortions for patrons. Grind patron fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown patrons in fried chicken grease. Vaporize patrons with a ray gun. Kick old patrons down the stairs. Feed patrons to alligators. Slice patrons with a katana.

>>545943223
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/crackhead-mugs-and-gives-crack-to-team-great-at-securing-souls.88060/
I lost

>>545943223
Jokes aside I want a Rocket Launcher/Grenade Launcher hero

Rape/Noncon, Vyper (Deadlock)/Paige (Deadlock), Vyper (Deadlock), Paige (Deadlock), Rape/Noncon Elements, Angst, Yuri, Crying, Dark, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Forced Orgasm, Cunnilingus, Biting

>>545944697
I should write an ao3 story for that one afrobull pic of paige stroking mina off

>>545944836
I would Kudos it

>>545945094
thanks bro.

Been playing for 3 months, and I'm now quitting the game. I can't stand M&K, and the fact they decided his hero was a good idea is a good enough reason for me to not trust where this game is going.

>>545945473
unsloppable? counterspell?

>>545944327
>NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST WISH FOR WHATEVER YOU WANT NOOO THE PATRONS ARE EVIL NOOOOOOOOO
warden is a cuck

>>545945473
just dont get grabbed bro bro

>>545946050
>warden is a cu- ACK

>>545946050
>YOU CANT JUST WISH FOR WHATEVER YOU WANT
Don't the Patrons just refuse wishes sometimes?

>>545943223
Actually pretty cool, 3 sounds kinda busted though (maybe the anti-knockup will be moved to t3)

>>545946050
>warden is le cuck!!! there's nothing wrong with the patrons, just let people enjoy things!!!
>drifter, seven, yamato, wraith, vyper, and mina complete the ritual

>>545946486
Give me one reason why this would end poorly

>>545945998
>>545946258
You can't interact with the hero. He's an immortal tank with a burrow and self-heal, plus the two CC he has. When I see a Mo I know that I can't in any meaningful way interact with him, I can't threaten him, I can't really damage him, I can't get close to him. Every time I saw him in my screen I just sighed in dismay and wait for him to decide what to do to me. Just a disgusting design. The only way they could have made it worse is by giving him Bepop's hook.

>>545946486
explain why mina ruling the vampires is a bad thing

>>545946486
Isn't drifter in the ritual for the love of the game? I don't think there's anything he would really want from the patrons.

>>545946486
Vyper would probably ask for an autographed Lash plushie and some booze

>>545946640
The only thing Mina is wishing for is more rich assholes

I want to have fun with Vyper but it feels like she has no impact outside of lane, she's a lane demon but in mid and late game I feel like she cannot do anything worthwhile

>>545947910
Vyper sucks giga ultra dick in lane. She only ever wins trades if the enemy is somehow retarded enough to let you poison them.
You're playing her in reverse. She's an objective maniac and pick/rundowner mid to lategame who sucks in lane.

>>545946624
>wake up
>hear knock on door
>yamato's goons have come to collect their "protection fee" from you
>mina and her clique of rich vampire associates have caused extreme wealth disparity, so you don't have enough money
>they beat you up and say they'll be back tomorrow
>you say to yourself God Emperor Seven will take care of these criminals soon and restore order
>turn on TV
>final form drifter has raped and gaped another 5 million
>hear another knock on door
>this time it's wraith's goons
>they beat you up and say they'll be back tomorrow
>then drifter breaks through your window and rapes you

>>545948214
I'm assuming Vyper is off fucking her harem of Lash clones in this scenario?

>>545948214
>as Drifter pounds your asshole to dust, you weakly look up to the TV, in hopes of seeing Lord Seven restoring order
>the Drifter rape counter ticks from 5 million to 5 million and one

>>545948635
I cried

Sometimes, when I put these on people, they're like: "Oh no! What can I do?" And it's like: Nothing, mate! You're gonna blow up!

INHOUSE UP
0VYM6
0VYM6
0VYM6

>>545949189
start runnin pal

>>545946691
>get wish from the patrons
>ask to patch up the holes at the knee of his pants
>or maybe an actual belt instead of some rope
>that's it
>everyone else seethes as he climbs into a storm drain to wait for a crackhead to wander by for dinner
kino

>>545949031
does he know?

>>545946691
Nah, he would wish for a buff.

>>545946691
drifter would wish to become a vampire for vampires so he can go eat vampires just to make them seethe more
implying he does not do that already, obviously

If I summoned a Patron I would wish for a hug :(

A patron blowjob

Need 4 for inhouse
0VYM6
0VYM6
0VYM6

gun or spirit vindicta?

>>545943223
Isn't his manhole just a jump pad without the air control?

Need 2 for inhouse
0VYM6
0VYM6
0VYM6

Didn't Valve improve their cheat detection? This was the most blatant cheater I've ever seen, and checking their profile they've been playing for weeks now.

If I play Billy for the first time to learn him and get parried a few times will I get made fun of?

>>545951590
no it's Kunkka's Torrent

>>545951792
are you retarded?

>>545951883
I don't play league of legends or games like it

>>545951792
They are still using the old system to ban people. They are verifying the new systems detection capabilities before gradually implementing bans form it.

>>545951883
nothing indicates that it goes off after a delay

>>545952184
it's an alpha

One more (1) (uno) for inhouse
0VYM6
0VYM6
0VYM6

>>545951792
just report it mate, when gun damage crit > gun damage it's obv

>>545951792
They've said that like 3 times before, they probably didn't do much if at all and it's just another damage control post.
Their anti cheat sucks, will forever suck and will never actually do anything until they bite the bullet, the game will forever be plagued by cheaters just like every other valve game including pro games.

Any game developer that thinks a 70 second respawn timer is a good idea deserves to be beaten to death in the street

really niggas there's just 1 slop needed come one join in

0VYM6
0VYM6
0VYM6
0VYM6

Whats the best character to ignore teamfights that your team always loses and just sneak objectives while retards are fighting?

>>545953509
ivy

saga ready up nigga

>>545953509
Ivy, fernus, wraith, geist, mirage, victor, seven

With how much background stuff with two-headed characters, like the skeleton poster and the cat advertisement, what are the odds we get an actual set of conjoined twins as playable characters? I think Sinclair could be reworked to that, but it might be better to make one from scratch.

>>545954327
make it work

I feel like winning or losing has nothing to do with how well i play. Is that a good or bad thing?

>>545956342
video games dont matter bro, just live life

>>545953179
game over yet? Let a nigger in!

>two people on the enemy team disconnect
> finally, maybe i can win a game tonight
>we STILL fucking lose
>vyper is 2/15 and spent the entire game diving towers and feeding
>her lane partner moe was 0/5

>>545954993
based

that was a miserable inhouse lol

>>545957125
discord gooners had to scramble teams until they got a free win

>>545943223
Did one of mine today too, granted it is just a blatant rip-off of Cho'Gall: https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/the-segale-brothers-ettin-double-trouble-two-heads-are-better-than-none.89058/

>>545957125
are they over?

What's in Pocket's pockets?

>>545959093
hes got a butt plug in his prison pocket

>>545958835
so glad they removed his african DNA

>team feeds drifter
>everyone else must now suffer for the whole game
love the infinite stacking giga snowballer cancer characters. Definitely dont ruin every moba they're in.

are they gonna add the troubadour in at any point or is he just supposed to be fluff for the setting

>>545959968
if theres a vn, hes probably in that

>>545959968
His role in the narrative doesn't really work if you flesh him out more as a character so probably not

Amber Chuddies got too cocky while Sapphire Sissies played safe and scaled.

they can't add troubadour because he would get mogged by the driftchad

The black woman of Valve unoriginality.
These are ΤWΟ different characters.

>>545959968
only way the troubadour would make any sense as a playable character is if it was implied it's him rather than 100% confirmed

>>545960461
How do you see the stats of a custom game?

>>545961385
Glad you're on our side, ritual poster

I hope they rework Haze or Calico's appearance so he stops bitching

Does capacitor get rid of Shiv’s rage? That would kick ass

>>545961547
They both need to be reworked and dont fit the setting at all

>>545961842
there's a punk kid running around with a goat head and a homunculus of green goo piloted by a sea anemone or whatever, but some smoky lady and a negress with a sphinx are out of place?

epic clip from the last inhouse

>>545962267
deadlock if it had good models

>>545961825
no it doesnt and that would be utterly retarded

>>545959093
>What's in Pocket's pockets?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok7fOwdk2gc

>>545962267
Let me run an idea past y'all
These two, right?
Yuri
The mask stays on
Dream sexual assault

>>545962546
Only if paradox has a throbbing gock.

>>545961446
There's a code during every match at the bottom right, go to the projector after the game and input that code.

They'll be minding their own business like "Oh, look at me! I'm not about to be murdered!" and then... Bam! Hook gets 'em.

>>545962324
>Not a single person on my team had anti heal
>vs a geist billy dynamo ivy
>The ult only drifter had to buy it
>We still didn't had any but mine when the game ended

anyone got that replay code for the last inhouse that just ended?

>>545960461
that nigga picked mo everytime it was available and went giganegative

0VYM6

need 4 for in house

>>545962854
dead

>>545960461
just noticed the damage on calico
lmao what a legend

>>545962796

sorry m8

yeah, cheers

>>545960461
>46886328
how come it says calico did 8k damage
but when you click damage dealt by type it says 45k
never seen that bug before

>>545962979
gun damage isn't tracked on calico because she's not supposed to use her gun

>>545962267
Is a 2025 Jeep Grand Cherokee with the Sports Deluxe Package out of place in this piece of fiction?

>>545962826
I think noname sandbagging hard with his build contributed more to you guys losing to be honest. Good on him for balancing the teams by doing it though rofl.

>>545962979
Because splitshot is genuinely the most broken item in the game, literally, it breaks the stats, breaks the data collection, breaks performance, etc.

It should tell you how little of a shit valve gives about this game when it has remained like this for so long.

>>545963051
the fuck are you talking about

>>545963054
one/two tards in a single team completely decimate the game and make it unplayable, happens in normal games and happens here

if people call viscous an anemone one more time I'm gonna lose it

amoeba say it with me amoeba

>>545963227
It's a thing retards say about fantasy settings
It comes from a 4chan post that goes something like
>this setting has wizards, dragons, and hobbit, but a Toyota Corolla is immersion breaking for you?

>>545963571
what's the point it's trying to make

At what rank are games actually fun?

"Oooohhoooh Papa Legba accept this offering, animate the inanimate, give a soul to this metal shell grant him life! ... and make him speak like a working class londoner."
What did miss Shelly mean by this?

>1 more calico game before bed
>enemy vyper is super aggressive in lane
>they get low
>see the head to base
>cat
>zip over to the guardians
>GLOOM BOMB FROM DOWNTOWN
>rage quits
What a note to end on

>>545963706
>At what rank are games actually fun?
whats not making the game fun for you

>>545963706
Phantom.
Eternus has poopsockers, Ascendants have the dunningkruger effect who rage at everything but themselves, Oracle is baby mode.
Phantom is the sweet spot where everyone is good and fun to chat with on mic

>>545963953
Mostly lane. People just ignore creeps and go for kills, and because im COMPLETE FUCKING DOGSHIT at clicking heads the other team just farms me. Then we lose lane and im so far behind i do no damage, get no kills, and no bitches. Then if i try to farm to make up the difference, my team is always short for team fights. Which I don't like doing cause farming is fucking boring as shit.

>>545964396
stompy games happen no matter the rank
as for your own performance all you can do is play the game a lot and you will get better over time
just try your best to enjoy the game no matter the results
t. e6

>>545963953
>That's the neat part

What am i doing wrong if i win lane comfortably ( Let's say i'm 4-0 with 1k lead vs my lane opponents ) but it feels like i have to ignore every fight and be insanely efficient to even keep up with the guy who left the laning phase at 0-6?

>>545964753
>stompy games happen no matter the rank
Gonna go buy a rope. In low alc after a losing streak. Kinda hoping the next rank down has people as mechanicaly shit as me.

>>545964396
you can still win lane against aggro opponents if you play at the right angles and run boxes efficiently between waves.

>>545965289
watch a replay and see what the 0/6 guy is doing. probably he's catching waves and doing your sinners

>>545965374
>he's catching waves and doing your sinners
Usually when i win like that, i'm the one stealing the T2 camps, taking sinners and pushing them to their walkers.
Yet i rarely manage to get an advance unless the guy kill himself past 15 minutes, and any death or setback of mine will have them close the gap at light speed

Game's put me in Oracle 1 for the past few games (presumably because I'm using a character I barely play) and it's just been painful. Constant brooling while I lane janny. I get rich but it doesn't matter because I'm not involved with the fights because I gotta lane janny. The game is not fun when you can't rely on your team to defend objectives.

I feel like I finally need to figure out how to not be dogshit with Wraith, Paradox isn't the optimal character for ratting, if it's even considered ratting when the whole team is just randomly fighting someplace.

henry and savannah should have different movesets

So, think they'll drop the official trailer for Deadlock at The Game Awards? I refuse to believe I'll be 27 if it takes 2 years to fully release as this shit was supposed to be released 2024/2025 as Neon Prime.

>>545967001
>was supposed to be released 2024/2025 as Neon Prime
It literally got redone from the ground up retard what exactly did you expect this to do to the previously planned schedule.

>>545954993
Best character to come out of any moba.

>>545954327
They should just give Paige two heads instead.

I wish people would stop playing the game like it's TDM. Lives are a resource. Objectives are not. Why the fuck do you gotta head to the lane with a teamfight when there's a friendly walker dying? Maybe you win the fight, great, you've traded one of their lives for one of our objectives. The guy you killed is going to respawn in 40 seconds. The walker is never going to respawn. You're not going to do anything with the kill you just got because the lane isn't pushed. Good job.

>>545968703
I see something

>play haze
>usually end up with kda like 20/1/x, game ends quickly, ~70% wr
>play geist
>similar kda, ~55% wr
>play anyone else
>lose every lane, no one on my team does anything or feeds
please god i just want to plan another character

>>545970163
in general you are right, but a teamfight win can return two walkers or a midboss. making snap decisions on the game state and whether you are needed for a team fight is part of the game and general macro.

a lot of players are new to assfaggots so many do not understand the importance of waves and objectives

>insult a doorman because hes doormaxing and playing exclusively to cart people under a walker
>he spends the rest of the game seething in all chat and his whole team tries to hate crime me while they lose every fight

is every doorman just a giga faggot or what

>>545970163
Might be different in above my shitlow oracle/phantom games but i've stopped considering Walker to be more valuable than lives past 15 minutes.
It seems to me that the only advantage of getting walker is making the map more open to steal camps, push waves further and remove a point where the ennemy team can somewhat safely catapult from and take refuge in.

I've had way too many games where we held a solid objective advantage, two and sometimes three walker up, but we fail to create a large souls advance, lose a team fight and then we just all lose every objectives all at once.
Midboss is the only objective that's always worse dying for it seems to me, everything else is meaningless in the late game.

>>545971180

I SEE MACKU GINNIS

>>545971626
yea there is a certain case of doorniggers who max their door to do this all game
They lose doing the most obnoxious shit

>>545970163
>Protect walker
>But the team lost 4 people in the fight
>The enemies then proceed to steal our jungles
>Just from that fight alone, we got a 10k souls diff
Is it worth it?
Does your walker worth 10k souls?
Does allowing your enemies to snowball worth more than the single walker?
Good job, you are retarded.

how can valve ever top mina?

why the FUCK is this game not region locked? every time i get randomly shoved into a EU server and these players are so fucking bad i want to die

>>545972358
it is but browns and russians use vpn to escape each other I fear

>>545972405
doesn't steam know which country your account is made from?

>>545972341
We had this exact conversation last thread and the answer was >>545863096

>>545972537
sure but it doesnt matchmake based on where the account is made otherwise people who moved would be fucked

>>545972405
they're not. you can check what steam server you are connecting to with tab+shift menu and it putting me in servers in denmark/london when im located in US east. pretty much everyone in the game is european except me and maybe 1 other person

>>545972331
its not as straightforward as either your post or his is making it out to be, depending on who you are, how early it is, how strong you are, etc. it would influence that decision, early in the game if youre wraith for instance you should go to that walker and shove the wave, depending on how long that fight lasts you can steal their jungle or even take their walker, you can end up with more total souls than them because early in the game kills are worth almost nothing and death timers are low

I absolutely LOVE being farm-starved by my team on Victor...
I'm absolutely positive that 5/8/11 Haze could use that 50k more than me...
Yes Haze, keep gobbling up every camp, wave, and sinner...

>>545971236
The keyword being 'can'. If you're brooling 24/7 while our walkers are under pressure, you're being taken for a fool. If you're fighting, it needs to be because you caught someone out of position or you have a chance to gain something from a positive outcome from the fight. These people are fighting only to find they have to just go push a wave and have nothing of consequence from the fight, besides losing the walker that was dying while they were fighting.

>>545971717
The enemy team is forced to come forward in this scenario. Your team should either be dominating the map with lanes pushed and building that significant soul advantage from their farm (because they lack walkers) or picking them off when they try to push a walker and then capitalising off that.

>>545972331
The question to begin with is what is the purpose of that fight? Again, if you're passively taking an objective because their team is busy fighting you, you are GAINING from the fight happening. If 4 people are dying in the fight there needs to be a really good reason why the team didn't back. Seems pretty obvious. If you're that far behind that you'll lose 4 teammates and the opponents lose 0, don't brool. You'll lose as you described.

>>545973074
And just as an addendum, every enemy wave that dies with nobody around is a ton of lost souls. Brooling in a big group, you're not gaining any souls other than from kills which you're just trading with the enemy team, so it's a net 0 between you.

Babe, wake up! It's inhouse time!

87DHN
87DHN
87DHN

>>545973376
OH MY GOD I FUCKED EVERYTHING UP

GT8Q1
GT8Q1
GT8Q1

>>545973376
oh god it’s actually just tranhouse

>>545973376
>tranny pedo inhouse
no thanks

>>545973508
>>545973541
you were warned this would happen.

>>545973036
You mention this and they say “Why don’t you just gobble it up, retard” and then something in Russian

>>545972331
The more I think about your scenario the more ridiculous it is. Like how the fuck are you losing 4 people to 0 in a random fight on the map? How are 4 of your team dying out of nowhere? Are the entire enemy team in one place? MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUSH THEIR WALKERS WHILE THEY AREN'T THERE TO DEFEND THEM

the fact that trannies have infested the piss kink community because they take a diuretics as hrt reaffirms the belief that they are fucked up sex freaks

>>545973508
>>545973541
>>545973580
oh my god bruh I wanna play the video game shut up nigga nobody cares bruh gawt dayum

>>545973693
why does it feel like this post is incomplete

>>545973232
I'm sure it works in Eternus or even Ascendant, especially with full stacks.
But i've seen way too many games where deathballing just win the game, maybe not 10 minutes in, but when you face a hypermobile team great at doing catches moving in a pack of four when you play with randos everyone is forced to play really cautious and it gets really hard to farm or push wave safely.

>>545972341
Someone needs to do a Geist version of this

>>545973694
oh god it’s talking to me

slowly coming to terms with the fact that me and all of my dota buddies are getting too old to take deadlock seriously

>>545973880
i don't know what this image means

>tranny retard already killed his lobby after <10 minutes
and I was going to sabotage it too!

>>545947821
The patrons imply that Vypers wish is to start a new life if her side wins

>>545974195
A life where she somehow takes even more cocks?

>>545973036
>>545973665
nta but I have the same problem nowdays
>enemy side of the map is too dangerous because they roam in groups of 3
>Haze, Wraith or M&K just clean all jungles in our side
>lanes are too push to safely farm
>end as the 4th most farm hero
I hate this shit when Im playing Victor and Seven and nobody wants to push with me or venture into the enemy side of the map.

I feel like I'm borderline retarded whenever I play this game, which character should I pick up?

how come farms don't respawn if you leave one left? seems like an easy way to gimp the enemy's souls

>>545947821
What is Miku's wish again?

>>545974468
mo, ivy, wraith, infernus, haze

>>545974468
the one you posted

is there an inhouse up

>>545973376
>abandoned

>>545972557

I guess you didn't see the Mina cunny some dude posted here not that long ago.

buying both kinetic dash and stamina mastery
is it stupid?

>>545975476
yes but something tells me youve already made up your mind

>>545975476
>>545975706
what if there was a hero who's skills scaled off stamina

>>545975332
yeah the dipshit killed it after it didn't fill within 30 seconds

not that it matters though, if that retard ever tries to make a lobby I'm going to join and then afk

>>545975834
the closest we will ever get to that is THE LASH

>>545975834
>your full build is capped by kinetic dash, stamina mastery, and arcane surge
kek, peak of community opinions…

>>545973674
>The more I think about your scenario the more ridiculous it is.
I've seen that scenario happening so many times though, and I've only play for 200 hours.
And usually it's because the most farmed player is defending walker (or doing whatever the fuck) instead of being in the fight.
Also, what do you mean push their walkers?
Your walker is the one being pushed, retard.

>>545973798
Alright, I will allow you to humble brag.
How old are you & what rank are you in.

I miss playing lash on the old 4 lane map, perching on top of mid like an eagle, rolling out from the zip to land my nuts on someones face... bros... take me back...

>>545976482
inb4 "oh man I'm so old I'm like 28"

>>545963684
>>545962267
you are an absolute fucking retard

>>545972341
Mina, but she has a second head.

>destroy a lobby
>open up replay
>watch pov of everyone i run down and laugh to myself when they panic
i waste so much time doing this i only get a couple games in per day

>>545977118
kek maybe I should start

>>545976969
why are you replying to a three hour old post like an old lady on facebook

>>545968703
>there's a fetish for conjoined people
Yknow i knew that welwraith is a pathological pervert but this is way too much for me to take. Jesus fucking christ...

>545977679
off yourself newfag

>"high" rank (phantom)
>people take fights they shouldn't (2v6 while our guys are half health and the enemy isn't)
>people never take fights we can win (4v2 they're near dead)
>keep losing
I literally see better players in my friend's alchemist lobbies and I'm not being hyperbolic in the slightest. how do they calculate ranks? because it certainly isn't by skill

>>545977784
nobody knows what you're talking about, dumb schizo

>>545975931
Ludo

>multiple cultists
>multiple trophies
idk why people want to lose that much

>>545972341
Exact same design, but it's a white woman

>>545972341
Exact same design, but it's an asian woman

>>545972341
Geist is already in

>>545972341
>topping mina
she would never let you

>>545980346
she would 100% dead fish and complain you didn't do enough

>>545972341
>make anime character
>HOW WILL VALVE EVER TOP THIS??
something tells me it will be fucking easy

>>545972341
>>545980951
They should add me but as a conventionally attractive fruity twink, that design would easily beat mina

Anyways, we need more pocket porn with him in a tight black tshirt

>>545944327
>Crucify filthy blacks.
warden would not say this

>>545981626
Warden would especially say that considering all niggers in the game are criminals outside of the ritual and one demon

miiiiina haaaaa
riiiise up and take what you deserve (my penis)

can't wait for yamato's remodel so I can finally play her

>>545980589
disinterested sex is my fetish i can make this work

>>545982794
If you didn't play her in her awkward weeb alien phase you don't deserve her in her qt female samurai phase.

>>545971195
this is a gun carry world, and we're all living in it

>>545982960
true but I'm evil

rejuve is dumb, especially with how free it is for sinclair to steal it. i never feel like i earn it when i brainlessly bnuuy everyone, hit it, and tp out

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK
HANK STOP

DON'T CHASE GEIST
SHE HAS ULT

>>545978228
It got a lot worse after the "comsetic" badge reanrangement.

>>545982960
based

>Middle of an absolute clusterfuck 5v5 teamfight with million abilities and billion soundeffects and particles going on
>I teleport in and heavyattack a Calico from HER BACKSIDE, she's engaged, shooting another guy in front of her
>get parried

I barely even heard my own heavyattack in the chaos. Is it possible there's some sort of autoparry cheat, or did I just get gapped and am coping?

>>545980951
but enough about Abrams

>>545982960
If you didn't unlock Christmas Yamato don't even think about playing her with her new model

>>545982960
what if i play her with a mod that reverts her model

>>545984669
Mods will be made illegal when Valve adds cosmetics.

>>545984618
I honestly can’t wait for the Christmas update. I was soft dropping the game last time so I only got one skin.

Is Trophy Collector good yet?

>>545981595
They need more Pocket porn where he’s getting /ss/‘d by Geist or McGinnis

Imagine McGinnis raping Pocket while imaging it’s payback against her boss

You'd think shooting people with a giant laser would get old... But nah. It's always satisfying.

>Dynamo completes the ritual and summons the patron then wishes for his body back
>GRANTED
>dies instantly because his body is spaghettified/outright destroyed by the astral gate and can't sustain life

>>545982960
>If you didn't play her in her awkward weeb alien phase
you're right, I only played her when this mod came out.
>the fully charged 1 sound effect
>black knife playing any time you ult
it's so peak

>>545984954
Isn't Trophy Collector pretty good on Bebop?

>>545985568
he has a PhD he definitely wrapped his wish in airtight legalese

is Kelvin literally the best character in the game?
>less than 10 games on him before this
>randomly get desire to seriously try him out
>consistently get 60k+ healing every single game
>carry every team fight and demolish every enemy ult with dome
though i still have no idea how to play him with beam that shit does literally zero damage after early game i use it just for slow and nuke with icebomb

who's a tanky gun carry?

>>545986771
Kelvin, Drifter

>>545986683
Yes he's consistently been the strongest hero in the game for an extremely long time. I think he's seen nothing but nerfs for the most part and he is still that fucking strong

>>545975476
Its good on mina(4s stam recov base) and kelvin(6s stam recov base)

Everyone else is 5s so its dumb for them

>>545988859
Its also worth thinking about the non stam related buffs. Kdash is the cheapest source of firerate and stam mastery makes your air dashing faster

>>545985181
nah ginnis needs someone big to rail her, like lash for example

She can wear pocket's tshirt tho, that'd be hot

>>545984669
aryan

>>545972341
>one of the most painfully generic milquetoast vampire designs out there
>jerk it off because she makes your dick hard
gooners are the most pathetic excuses for "people" this world has ever seen.
get real.

Matchmaking is completely fine, guys. Just carry harder. We just had to put the feeding Haze with 8k player damage in a 30 minute game on your team. :)

>>545990508
Did you try just winning?
May as well stop playing until the next patch if you aren't having fun games anon

>>545990551
You tell me how that Haze got into an Ascendant 2 lobby. It just doesn't make any sense.

>>545977118
I gotta try this later, sounds hilarious

>>545990653
Ascendant 2 is like top 30% of players. Gonna be plenty of carried retards around that rank

I feel like match making is just rigged. The only way to lose is to get the retards on your team. If you have the retards you lose, that's it. They don't defend, don't attack, don't understand when to capitalize on anything useful for the team, don't understand the objective[s], and so on. It is an automatic loss because the enemy team only needs to understand the game just a tiny bit more to absolutely crush your team. Even if they suck ass too, they realize "the enemy team is so dumb they won't even TRY to contest the urn"/etc is good for the team and so they do it for free.

Genuinely feels like the only winning move is to not play

>>545991106
The winning move is to takes stats 101 so you stop bitching about dumb shit

>>545990508
I keep seeing Haze players build zero spirit items... They boundless spirit to make their fixation do damage right?
Wonder who the fuck is releasing such dogshit builds. Intentionally trolling newbs.

>>545992291
You buy extra spirit and SoP (upgrades from extra spirit) because SoP makes your dagger deal a million damage and give you the gun buffs and spirit investment increases your mag capacity

Who is stronger in the late game, Lady Geist or Infernus?

>>545992735
infernus. obviously
is this the set up to a punchline or something

>>545992735
infernus can 100-0 geist, get geist ulted then 100-0 her again without dying late game

>>545992291
>I keep seeing Haze players build zero spirit items.
because it's bad on haze, you retarded newfag?
>They boundless spirit to make their fixation do damage right?
the 3 fucking procs that don't matter whatsoever? are you actually retarded?
>>545992605
>You buy extra spirit and SoP
what rank ARE you retards?

>>545993117
>>You buy extra spirit and SoP
>what rank ARE you retards?
Holy Duning-Kruger

Is there a console command to disable health bars/player names in replay?

>>545993146
you're a shitlow pig building fucking SURGE OF POWER and spirit items on Haze.
do not speak as if you know how Haze works, hard stuck archon dog.

>>545992735
Infernus is stronger from early to late, how is this a question?
Geist is a bit of a joke character, she's a decent lane bully but otherwise she gets hard shafted afterwards.

>>545993221
Wow 3200 souls (since 800 soul extra spirit upgrades to SoP), to almost double your magazine capacity in lane and also really buff your TTK on enemy heroes in the mid-game? Insane waste of money. I repeat HOLY Dunning-Kruger

>>545992735
Geist does nothing after he recent round of nerfs to her gun.
we are in a 20 minute meta where you stomp early and must also be good mid game for the 20-25 minute team fight into mid boss into snowballed win.
Geist simply does not do enough during these times.
it's also why every gun carry that isn't fucking Holiday and maybe Infernus is rancid shit.
you simply do not have enough time to scale in this meta.

>>545993221
>>545993429
Also just to add
>OH BUT YOU AREN'T ETERNUS 6
Check this match, or any game this guy (one of the best players in the world) plays Haze
https://statlocker.gg/match/42847663/summary
You'll notice an item in every single build he does regardless of whether it's util focused, gun focused or spirit focused. Can you see which one it is? Most Hazes in this bracket build this item by the way desu

>>545993429
totally real screenshot. especially if you think fucking SoP "really buff your TTK' over something like silence wave/burst fire/fury trance. you're a lying shitlow pig who has a negative winrate on Haze/does not play her.

not one singular Haze player in actual high elo is building surge of power.
leave your dogshit low elo builds in your shitlow games.
maybe stop building surge of fucking power on Haze and you'll escape oracle, lil bro.

>>545993648
>>545993647
Maybe read before posting lil' retard. The fact that this boggles your mind and you can't even fathom anyone is doing it outs yourself as a shitlow yourself by the way. Phantom got an ego or something???

>>545993647
>check match history
>Haze not even in top 3 most played
>barely in match history
VERY cute how this retard randomly selecting her once every 20 games is your only citation of this shit build
actually kill yourself retard.
you don't see actual ACTUAL haze mains like Renon building that dogshit because it's fucking bad.
you really should kill yourself for not only being this fucking stupid but dying on this surge of power haze hill.
genuinely don't deserve to live.

>>545993851
>you don't see actual ACTUAL haze mains like Renon building that dogshit because it's fucking bad.
>Renon
Who the fuck is this
>NA player
Oh okay, that explains the ego
Literally just one of the examples I could have chosen because it's such a commonly purchased item on any hero with ANY sort of synergy between their spirit scaling and gun damage (Seven, Wraith, Haze, GT, etc.)

yo NA stackers wya

>>545993959
>>you don't see actual ACTUAL haze mains like Renon building that dogshit because it's fucking bad.
>>Renon
>Who the fuck is this
LMAO, get cancer. not reading your post.
livestream your suicide, thanks.

>>545994006
I don't give a fuck about random NA pubstars because I play in EU with actually good players like the guy I linked. You are just a retard who's drank 1 too many glasses of lead-infused corn syrup to think critically

Alchemistbros will look you dead in the eye and say Boundless spirit and surge of power are not dead slots and a waste of souls on Haze then wonder why they are hard stuck nu-archon and blame their teammates.
>muh nuke dagger
these "people" are something else.
building around HAZE dagger damage.
bet this retard also thinks echo shard punch haze is "totally legit and good bro I swear"

>>545994127
>SoP's only value is in added spirit on the imbued spell
Genuine retard

>545994165
>uhh the fire rate?
burst fire gives more during her very important windows.
>uhh damage on 1
you're a retard, you'd be doing more damage overall with more fire rate/crippling headshot.
but yeah, eurotranny.
fill that slot of yours with surge of power, totally a smart buy.
you WILL escape Alchemist once your teammates stop being dogshit bro trust.
LMFAO

I'm in the super secret alpha play test™. Ask me anything while I'm bored at work

>>545994353
When are they releasing Green Abrams?

>>545994353
How many e-girl heroes are valve gonna add after the success of Mina/Paige?

>>545994375
Coming next big patch™
>>545994418
Right now they're working on Boho but she is a bit late, they're reworking some of her kit. The right question is "how many e-boys and furries are valve gonna add after the success of The Doorman and Billy" and boy do I have a surprise for you...

>>545994535
Please do not have a surprise for me

>>545994535
I mean, is Billy even furry?
Does it count if only his head is... furry like?
Its weird because I never considered him to be one since he's not hyper-sexualized like a lot of furry media these days. Can't tell how much reveals about me personally but hey ho we're all no life losers.

>dota full of foot sluts
>deadlock's foot poster girl gets ack'd by ectoplasm
ICEFROG REMEMBER YOUR ROOTS

>>545994808
Yes. Haven't you notice the amount of mods people are making turning everybody into furries?They've swamed Deadlock and they have money. The fake leak of small furry creature that wears pajamas actually inspired one of the Devs, they made a quick project of a heros inspired by Dota2's Io (and we already have a skill on Ivy inspired by Io), Lifestealer's ult/ heroes of newearth Parasite ult and Hon's Empath ult

>>545994535
it really is interesting how much furtrannies shove themselves into any hobby that gives them an inch
most people are fine with characters like ivy because they're interesting and unique, but these subhumans barge in and start pushing their bestiality fetish as a normal thing

I love playing Glocket and McNuggets while blasting Twisted Insurrection soundtrack because my utterly schizophrenic melee Drifter is gutted

>>545994808
Most people dont realize billy's not a real furry, they just see the head and assume his whole body is covered in fur

>>545995212
case in point:
>>545995150

>>545995150
>tomboy dog girl Lash with sideboob
i dont care if its like a 60$ skin. if we ever get this (let say unironically through workshop vote someday down the line) plus proper voicelines and some animations as a legendary/arcana im buying it like a good little consumer and becoming a lash main. no questions asked.

>>545995150
Redaction, Hon's Parasite ult isn't getting inside of people, his ult was a gap close, the one he got inside was a normal skill. Still, I'm talking about that skill. at the moment this new hero gets inside friends only. It might change

>>545995212
I think this is what's truly made furries so universally reviled for so long
it's not that they're retard coomers, lots of people are and don't get the same hate that furries do, it's that furries are fucking hobby squatters and will try to make whatever hobby space they occupy about being a furry. they obnoxiously broadcast their fetish wherever they can as visibly as they can

Laning as seven against infernigger is pure suffering, show for one picosecond and he instantly applies niggerburn because of headshots.

>14 win streaks
>Then the game give me the worst teammates ever
>Lose even with 8k souls lead at beginning
>All just running around like a headless chicken and dying left & right
There's simply no way to win this with support Paige

>>545995150
>transfurrylash
wtf what part of her is trans

>>545995217
>twisted insurrection soundtrack
zased. i'd blast Twisted March, One Mission and Still Alone on loop if i could play the game on mute

>>545995150
>The fake leak of small furry creature that wears pajamas
prove it's fake by posting a screenshot of the dump hero names command

>>545995494
it really is weird. I think it has to do with them mostly living in their bubble and not realising how obnoxious their behaviour is outside of their niche communities.
It could be malicious as well, but it's annoying regardless.

>>545995571
if you're playing a support or utility role you have to be hypervigilant during laning to see if your team are losing their lanes or chain feeding
if so you force gun no matter how shit it is on your character

>>545995150
CoffeeSodas sonas are so hot

>>545995150
>the fake leak of small furry creature
um

>>545994808
who considers what furry is up to the beholder
I as a furfag of like 15 years, I wouldn't consider King from Tekken furry even though he only speaks in cat noises.
by extension, billy is not furry
Ivy is the furthest thing from furry that i'd go "ehhh, if you really cope maybe I guess?"
anything beyond that is a hard no.

>>545974247
I've already given vyper every cock I have.

Are infernigger and doornigger ever going to be nerfed?

>>545995629
I'm at work, like I said here >>545994353

>>545995680
That's the retarded part.
We are winning big on my lane, tie on another lane, then slightly winning on the third lane.
But the team is so bad they manage to throw the advantage away.
That's what happen when the matchmaking throw a bunch of retards to stop the win streak.

>>545996102
do it when you are back home then

What would a loli hero look like in Deadlock?
I hope it's not little girl protected by big hulking creature

>>545996387
should be a little girl that rides a broom

>>545996387
it'd look like you getting raped by bubba in prison, pedophile.

>>545996445
pedo website

Are people really that good at parrying or is there some sort of parry cheat? I swear to god people are making the most perfect parries against me. It's become sus at this point. They sometimes do it actually instantaneously; which could be luck once or twice. But it's perfect every time and not just from one person on the enemy side. Other times it's perfect in the opposite direction; they will parry so perfectly late; like it seems like they wouldn't or couldn't parry it at all but do perfectly right at the end.

Could definitely be a skill issue, sure, but there are just times I don't see how it'd be possible for them to have reacted to it in time.

I like SoP

>>545996549
Depends, are they consistently parrying light melees? Very sus and probably a cheater. I've had a few of those in my billy games.
Heavy Melees are fair game though, anyone can parry that shit even if you have old man hands.

>Are people really that good at parrying or is there some sort of parry cheat?
melee tards will do a max distance fully charged heavy melee and then be flabbergasted that they got parried
Heavy Melees are extremely reactable, even with the mental stack.
people can react to shit half the speed with very high consistency.
picrel

>>545996713
Did you even read what others are mentioning?
I was parried a few times while using light punch too.
But I just assume it's luck because the person didn't parry every single time.

>>545996427
is that boho?

>>545996852
>Did you even read what others are mentioning?
yes, i've read all of the cope by shitters.
>wtf I am running inside of the enemy hitbox, fully out of ammo and no cds?
>HOW WAS I PARRIED, FUCKING CHEATER
Quick melees from retards are usually at typical times.
you're meleeing at those typical times.
just fucking shoot them in the head retard, stop going for qms like a bot.

>>545996852
depends heavily on the character, I parry on instinct whenever Calico, Pocket, Yamato get close because they build spirit snatch often and love to sneak in light melees after gap closers
also, if i detect your aim is subpar, i'm going to start predicting melee if you're very close and i'm in kill range

>>545996387
If the game wasn't filled with vampires already I would say loli vampire.
I don't think a little girl fits the art direction of the game anyway. Paige is already pushing it.

>boho!
>*slide whistle"

>>545996852
>i just assume it's luck

that my friend is called a good read. as an example, you can play 5 victors but they will always be different in some form or another. not by build but playstyle. With the way you played, someone downloaded you and can basically predict your mentality.

im sure there is cheat for parry even for light punch, but i can honestly say light punch spammers will get read.

>>545994808
Would people consider someone with a rubber animal mask a furry? Don't think so

>>545997262
There is no angel hero and one would fit just find given that there are demons and zombies and such. A succubus could also fit though sexuality would have to be toned down and I imagine it'd be more of a comical character like a succubus that can't get any.
An astral hero from the stars could fit fine. A dryad plant hero would fit fine, but I guess Ivy sort of fills that role.

>>545996387
>>545996535
>>545997262
>>545997514
>Paige and Mina gets added
>Pedophiles come out of the woodwork
really makes you think

>>545981626
Sorry I tried to sneak that one in there
I only remembered to swap nigger and niggers, the blacks slipped by

>>545997606
Loli vyper remodel

>>545995150
>Haven't you notice the amount of mods people are making turning everybody into furries?
Furrietards are genuinely delusional

>>545997514
>succubus that can't get any
not interesting enough, unironically
>>545997606
paige is short as fuck, but they're both clearly adults based on proportions, goals, and the fact that paige has a job that she's been working for years.
you're baiting

>>545997429
Yeah, because there's a read to when I would melee punch randomly in between shooting,
Not before, and not after.
But right when I light melee randomly & without intention while shooting.
During all the time when I'm right beside the enemy, no parry. But only when I decided to randomly punch for that 1 time.
I call bullshit. It's either pure luck or it's hacking

>>545996387
I can't see Valve ever going for a straight up little girl character, maybe a haunted doll or "girl protected by monster/animate object" type deal a la picrel
most you'll ever get is dark willow, they are not jap devs
>>545997514
>angel
if they add one i would bet my left nut they would look more hazbin hotel than disgaea

drifter if he was good

>>545997606
they don't want Petite women, they want children in the game to play one handed

>>545995150
>Haven't you notice the amount of mods people are making turning everybody into furries?
brodie, there is like 3 at most and they're all made by 1 guy.

>>545994353
when the sex update?
anything of trapper or they deport it to china instead of Pocket

pedos or NIGGERS as i like to call them
reminder that all the PEDO NIGGER LOLIS you could ever want is just one step through that noose you've got hanging in your closet.
FAGGOT NIGGERS

I hope Priest isn't a boring gun carry.
His placeholder kit felt very boring desu.
Also, what does Boho do?

>>545998190
>Also, what does Boho do?
she's a Chainganger. Your abilities rely on doing a ton of damage by ricochetting your abilities off closeby enemies as far as i've tested

>>545998190
Priest is supposed to be the anti tank so I will play him as a tank

>>545998321
white catlico

Prudes who immediately jump to the worst conclusions are worse than the imagined porn addicts they think they're fighting
Give me cool male and female characters, make the women cute or sexy and have them wear cool outfits

>>545998321
she's a chinger changer nigger dagger

>>545941128 (OP)
Is this a screenshot from an inhouse game? Looks a lot like it would be.

>>545998485
okay thats cool and all but why does she have to be a child

>>545998065
Sex update on release.
Trapper is completely scrapped, like all other Lab heroes. I'm sorry brother.

>>545998596
IM GONNA KILL GABEN AND EAT HIS PETS

>>545998170
>posts image of a pedophile

>>545998681
yes he should kill himself too

>>545998563
she's not a child though? she's 1014 years old

>>545998808
okay but why does she have to LOOK like a child

>>545997606
Two adult women with boobs? What do they have to do with pedophiles?

>>545998323
Kinda want a character that plays like a paladin in this game, but they removed his healing, unfortunate, I was hoping to build tempo on him.

>>545998879
cuz it's moe?

>>545999370
okay but why?

>>545998485
those who defend them are just as bad, kys

>>545997971
a trans drifter is not a good

>>545999696
yes it is because then he would kill himself and stop being in my games

>"you're either on one extreme part of this argument or the other extreme part"
I hate both of you

>>545999912
if you hate the person vehemently against pedophiles for being "extreme", you should sit down and reflect on your life.
Anyways let's get back to Deadlock talk

>>545999912
4chan (and later Twitter, who copied it) style of arguing has always been about scoring the biggest gotcha. The best way to do this is to portray your opponent as an irrational deranged extremist supporter of the opposite side.

>>545999502
>why are kids cute
I don't know ask God. I also think baby cows are cute, kittens, puppies, moths, etc.

>>546000475
okay but why do you specifically want them to add cute kids to the game.
why not cute cows, kittens, puppies, moths or grown women?

>>546000475
we need a moth(man) hero, but give it an "ugly" realistic moth face so less furfags want to fuck it
>>546000572
NTA but
>cute cows, kittens, puppies, moths
hard to do without making them anthropomorphic in some way
for cars we also have ava already and ava rocks but is stuck with the ugliest gorillaest nigger in the game
>grown women
there's a lot of those already

>>546000572
There is already a cute gargoyle.

>>546000171
Ok except one side is a child rapist so fence sitting this issue is also an extreme position

They should add a sporty woman wearing a trenchcoat
Have her be a Not-Soviet spy there to spy on supernatural activity in America
Give her short hair like in the pic and make her blonde and blue eyed

>>546000963
Loli are 4chan culture, deal with it.

>>546000171
Case in point
>>546000963
Everyone who disagrees with this guy is a "child rapist"

>>546000138
there is nothing to argue wrt pedophilia because by focusing your attention on some online dude jerking off to jpgs you've more than demonstrated that you don't actually care about real occuring child sexual abuse, which is most often done not by random perverts but by trusted family members and local community figures, a demographic that only intersects with avid anime watchers insofar DBZ is concerned.
if you actually cared you wouldn't be here. you are here because even if you don't directly think it, you base your behaviour on the absolutely indefensible lie that online shit actually matters as to the betterment of interpersonal relationships between people, and that your stupid little concern trolling is helping keep the streets clean while your local uncles, teachers, cops and priests salivate over getting the opportunity of getting some alone time with lil Timothy, all while completely oblivious to whatever the fuck a low-ly or a shou-tah is. You absolute retard.
>b-but it's icky and makes me feel bad
understandable, but laughable considering the site you're on. i'd say try reddit but you clearly are here because they don't want you anywhere else anyways

>>545976482
why would I be humblebragging about my age? we're all around the 35-40 range

>>546001817
>Everyone who disagrees with this guy is a "child rapist"
I'm not a tranny though

>>546001893
>writing out all this shit to defend yourself being a pedophile
lol
lmao
not reading that shit. do us all a favor and let the world have your body back

>>546002038
stop being transphobic

>>546001893
I appreciate the effort post he's just some low effort immigriant, don't give him attention.

>>546002038
>lol
>lmao
the mark of the butthurt

>>546001893
>Pedobear here had to copypasta pedophiles arguement
KYS

>actual, factual, pedophile in this thread
Oh man, you know why they kill you fuckers in prison, right?

>>546002505
the cope of a genetic deadend

>>546002505
don't forget the
>not reading all that
true mark of a beaten bitch

holy edge

vg should have flags and ID's and see where these posts come from

>>546002556
Forced me to check, doesn't seem to be a copypasta.
Why don't you accept the fact you got BTFO'd and move onto a other site that reflects your values? I hear redditdotorg might be more your speed.

>>546002331
>guy who doesnt want pedobait in the game is le low effort immigrant
post chin

>>546001384
school shooter hero when

>loli poster
agartha
>hag loving tourist
mexico
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ara055hTHuc

>>545994353
how annoying is the muppet fleshlight?
and it works by attaching itself to another hero or solo?

>>546003163
attaching itself to lash and his cock

>>546002759
>cringy violent and rape fantasies
I sure am scared now, teen.

>>546003302
Why are people acting like this furnigger OC is legit?

>>546003374
>le tough guy pedo
/wrists

>>546003378
because it is >>545995728

>>546003590
You people are genuinely retarded

>>546003693
prove it is fake then

>>546003374
I'm 40, and I've been working with a group that catches you faggots online and turns you in to your local authorities.
224 confirmed arrests and counting.

>>546003791
>prove a negative

>>546003815
Holiday stop the larp you can't even catch the Troubadour much less some horny autist on a imageboard.

>>546004037
my useless belligerent authority figure bitch wife

>>546004037
start runnin pal

>>546004037
I got something for ya

>>545941128 (OP)
seeing old deadlock gameplay is quite something

>>546004237
>>546004376
They need to re-add the Holiday/Lash flirting conversations, NOW. Billy can make plans to fuck Vyper's brains out but god forbid my man Lash tries to get himself some bitch divorcee pussy.

>>546004528
They are still in, Holly just doesn’t say the big bad F word

Abrams will use Seismic Impact and his enemy, Lash is in the air ready to Ground Strike. The two meet in the air, both about to make impact with each other

Does Seismic Impact win because of the stun or does Ground Strike manage to drag Abrams instead?

>>546001384
so pocket?

>>546005595
Seismic should win simply because its an ultimate

>>546005926
Woman nigga, WOMAN, an attractive one
Not some cringe asian twink theys/thems

>>546005595
Abrams ultimate is shit even if you collide with people mid air and drag them down they don't get stunned so Abrams is still taking 1k ground pound damage

>>546005595
I'd expect ground strike to drag the floating Abrams to the ground, but not to cancel his ult because there's no real stun component to his ground strike. As for if Abrams' ult stuns Lash before the ground strike can register its damage, I don't know. This is something that can be easily tested by two willing participants.
I actually expect everything to be against Abrams because that ultimate is a glorified shoulder charge (yet worse because no guaranteed melee LOL) on a 175 second cooldown.

Would lotus and linken's break the game? I think debuff remover is too weird to use and even in higher rated game you rarely see it.
The same goes for rescue beam when force staff is like a core on every single dota support, while here nobody builds it because influencer tards don't put it in their builds.

I N E E D a Headless Horseman (Dullahan) hero. I wanna ride a horse as an ULT and throw pumpkin bombs

>>546006695
People dont build rescue because of the cd, it used to be like 30s and there would be like 12 a game

>>546006695
nobody builds rescue beam because it has ult cooldown now, it used to be everywhere

>>546006804
NO MORE BOMBS YOSHI

>>546007296
>>546007484
it's an item you use once in a fight, why would the cooldown matter?

>>546007570
Sometimes you win a fight and then another fight happens straight away.
Most fights arent 6v6

>>546006695
Everyone just saves for divine barrier now

>>546007570
hurr durr why isn't every ability 1 minute cooldown you just use them oncein a fight right lmao

>>546007570
Waves are every 30s so I guess they wanted players to think twice about using instead of every wave

>>546007484
people do build rescue beam because the cooldown doesn't fucking matter if everyone has it

>>546004528
Mcginnis seems to like Lash

>>545947587
Some how I knew I'd find you on here eventually. Something about the way you spoke told me so.

Whats the best hero to play if I am an aimlet?

>>546010036
Lady Geist

>>546010036
geist lash dynamo kelvin

>>546010036
Pocket, Abrams, bebop, Mo+Krill, like 50% of the roster or more.
There's only like 2 heroes that actually need aim.

>>546010036
Grey Talon

>>546010036
Billy, when shooting you're going to be right up on their face so its impossible to miss
I have old man hands and couldn't get out of CSGO silver rank yet I can play Billy well.

>>546010036
Buy point blank and/or slowing bullets on any hero that is viable with gun damage at all

>>545949312
kek

>>546012270
Amoebakeks... how will... we ever recover...?

>>546010138
>>546010170
Geist is usually hybrid build favoring gun by late game, she does want decent aim to get the most out of it.

>>546012270
AMEABROOOOOOOOS WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK

>>545941128 (OP)
i think i'm done with the game for now. at least until the next content drop brings some players back, i just can't deal with being thrown into matches six divisions below my rank. yesterday i got dropped into a seeker match - south america servers must be dead for that to be happening this often.

What sort of gun items should Yamato use?

Do we roughly know when Neon Prime started to pivot to Deadlock ? I am wondering if it is because of Cyberpunk fatigue that followed the years after CP2077 (I don't deny Neon Prime was ugly).

>>546013795
Nvm checked the wiki it says the second major map was done around 2022.

>>546013795
Neon Prime was actually an elaborate psyop to convince people Valve was actually working on something instead of sitting around with their fingers up their ass
Someone on a whim decided to make it a real game and pivoted to an art style they actually gave a shit about

>>546013478
I seriously don't understand this matchmaking. In what world does a fair matchmaker conclude that such players are of the same skill range? One team has 5 people with KDAs lesser than 1:1 and the other team has 5 with KDAs greater equal or greater than 1:1. How did it reach the conclusion that all these people are the same exact rank? There's an absurd shitter epidemic going on.

>>546013795
>Cyberpunk fatigue
I too also like to make shit up.

>>546014098
are you aware that the match was made before that match's KDA existed?

>>546010036
spirit ivy

which burst hero is best vs m1ggers? abums?

>>546014248
Look at these match-ups. A fucking Sinclair did better than the most broken M1 of the patch, the M1 who was versing a team full of squishy heroes that should die to a single afterburn proc.

>>546014259
serenethers post

>>546014729
abums is dogshit because he's deceptively squishy until a decent amount of green investment and unless you rush phantom strike the m1ggers will rape you relentlessly because they are faster, outrange you and probably heal more than you if they have any t2 lifesteal at all.

>>546013556
mystic and resto shot

>>546014729
paradox

>>546014853
nah i'm not him
i've only seen him do melee ivy, it's not the same

>>546014729
yamyam

alchemist is hell
>teammate said that this was their first game. proceeded to go 0-21 as haze
>infernus' first item was ricochet
>enemy laner very clearly trying to mimic pro gameplay and is hyper aggressive for no reason
>teammates that cant parry the billy and feed him 10k+ souls
>enemy viscous is very blatantly a smurf
get me out of here

>>546014259
>1400 gun damage in 33 minutes
Even with 0 orange items that's embarrassing

I still can't believe they shrunk Drifter's grin, he still looks better with that larger smile lol

sinners are boring as mechanic

>>546016676
You can't be a mechanic unless you're pure of heart

>>546015423
I got out of it recently and as a new player it can be tilting. I don't play hyperscalers so even if I'm 12/0 its still possible to lose if my Haze/Infernus/Wraith is first timing and just refuses to farm or scale.

>>546016676
>getting 4 perma stats for doing a loud alerting thing is bad
No i think it's good actually. Stealing them is peak gameplay. Dopamine rush when 3 people show up to defend their vault and I have to hit the great escape off the vent is literally fucking kino.

>>546014729
The squishier the better, its why mina causes so much seethe

There is a very rough rock paper scissors going on with the spirit/vit/gun. Spirit beats gun, gun beats vit, vit beats spirit. Characters do not fit neatly into this spectrum but if gun beats vit then inversely avoiding vit characters will not play into the strength of the gun

In this frame work the lower hp spirit characters would be ideal, the lowest starting hp spirit characters currently are mina, calico, and yamato which would imo

>>546017576
Spirit should always be on top damagewise. Guns have no cooldown you build entirely to circumvent reloading and infinite shooting to stack damage. Gun characters scale the best and the only gun players seething are the ones too retarded to buy shit like spellbreaker and blood tribute.

>>546017826
They are on top just by virtue of the game length imo, if average game was 45m then gun would be on top. Roughly speaking the spirits play around cooldowns while the gun is more consistent dps since they only have to worry about reload. Vit naturally does better playing vs a cooldown because they probably wont die in one rotation and can bully during in-between. Against gun they just get chipped and eventually pushed out

>>546016676
It's good but they really drag them out to compensate for how little there is to do around the map ever.

why am I stuck here when I join a lobby? I only have peaker, simpletextchat and peak unlimited enabled

>>546019559
Dunno, try booting up Deadlock instead of Peak.

>>546014098
i'm emissary.
i assume the matchmaking just averages team elo or something, but idk, getting thrown all the way down to alchemist or seeker is just too much. maybe i got matched against a full stack and the system had to do some fucked up elo math to make it work.

>>546019641
>try playing dogshit instead of peak
nice one...

>>546013795
It wasn't Cyberpunk fatigue, it was Overwatch fatigue.

>>546019684
Emmisary is peak mm unironically(assuming your skill is emmisary). It has the largest player pool to draw from, the farther away up or down from emmisary it only gets worse. Most the complaints are people a couple ranks above emmisary because there teammate slots are all filling with lower skill players

>>546015037
>abums is dogshit because he's deceptively squishy
Only if your strategy is to facetank like Victor or Warden. Abrams is ironically a burst assassin. Charge in, shoot the bastard dead, get out.

>"aiee gun pocket is scary!"
>"aiee drifter is scary!"
>"aiee wraith is scary!"
>buys disarming hex
>they proceed to never get a kill for the rest of the game
it's that simple

>>546020071
but i got thrown all the way down to alchemist in that match, and playing tard wrangler just isn’t fun.
but yeah, you’re right, emissary’s usually fine. i just think the player pool here is too small, so every now and then matchmaking completely shits itself.

>>546020601
Maybe the most nothingburger item in the game. Icefraud could remove this component to Disarming Hex tomorrow and no one would be the wiser.

>>546020427
facetanking is Abrams' intended design, he is one of 2 heroes that make enemies shout special voicelines where they request help in taking him down or point out how much he can tank (the other being Shiv) but tanking is a huge meme unless you have comical levels of lifesteal (victor), inherent resistances (yamato) or both (mo, billy, warden) and he has neither, so he's relegated to this gay Haze but burst playstyle instead, which is pathetic and sad.

>>546020918
I tends to spook the enemy Haze in Lane, so I buy it. When you think about it, it makes her deliver 40% less pain to you for a few seconds, so maybe not so bad.

>>546020925
2 of his abilities heal him toe

>>546021193
Both of them are really, really bad at healing.

I want another NPC summoner hero
>but mcginnis
I want them to move and actually be able to be built for
>but skill expression
only a problem with bad design, you just need their full potential to be brought out by other skills interacting with them rather than spawn and forget

>>546020925
Your heals dont mean a damn think when everyone gets toxic bullets/spirit burn
>this gay Haze but burst playstyle
Whats wrong with you, this is a much more fun way to play and you get to shut down fed carries even if behind on farm

>>546021282
ok? billy's 3 is also dogshit at healing past seeker and i don't see you excluding him

>>546021934
billy in a capacitor meta is a meme bwo

>>546020918
20s cd, 30m cast range and 5s duration makes this only useful for certain lanes, and even then the situations where it really shines are few and far between. Needs to be adjusted into evasion or something.

>>546021424
familiar is meant to be that
>>546020925
they should give him an actual 3
maybe make it give him spirit+bullet resist and make it increase healing received whilst its active

>>545971195
You get the player that can click heads on your team, or you lose. It's the same problem ow had for most of its lifespan.

>pick infernus
>suck giant floppy donkey dicks because im a big gay FAGGOT
infernusbros...

When are they gonna patch parry so it works every time instead of every 5th time?

>>546022702
We are Infernus Squad, as gay as Teletubbies, we have no buddies and our only friends are the mom's we have who let us stay in the basement getting fat

>>546023060
skill issue methinks

>>546020918
... and other things seekers believe

>>546020918
doesn't this item show up constantly in tournaments as a laning tool?
it's an instantly won trade if your teammate is conscious

>>546023437
...on opposite day!

>>546023564
Idk about tournaments but it counter paige shield therefore its s teir

>pick infernus
>win
It's THAT simple.

>>546022297
>furry self-insert is real bwo
ok bud

>>546020918
this item turns drifter into a melee creep

>>546020918
its pretty nuts for trading in a lane

>>546024093
*picks mokrill into u*
nothin personnell negroid...

I'm tired of going slow
I want to learn proper movement
where do I start? all the YT "tutorials" are just them showing off instead of actually teaching you anything
>yeah umm my umm suggestion is that you umm don't lose momentum
>and you do this by *mashes keyboard*

nearly all abilities SHOULD be as telegraphed as Lash's entire kit to naturally offer counterplay. Characters with quick abilities should be outliers. Change my mind

>>546026576
but they already are?

>>546026387
Press buttons on your keyboard
Press the one that make you go faster
Don't press the ones that make you go slower

>>546026387
watch their "show-offs" and try to copy what they do, there's no secret tech, it's not that hard, it's just pressing the right buttons at the right time at the right place and it's easier than it sounds to have decent movement. most of the specifics will come with a little bit of time
>>546026576
there's a reason Lash is shit

Why do top players complain about mid boss so much? If you don't have it, the game becomes a retarded stalemate until someone slips up, games would run 40minutes+ every single time.

>>546026387
I watch Leif but he has the opposite problem of going too in depth

>>546026785
because having an objective so absurdly otherwordly overpowered means that literally nothing else matters except that one objective. there should be more options, it's far too black-and-white at the moment.

>>546026785
because they, like all gamers, are short sighted retards
the game would be so damn ass if every game went long

>>546026387
>sv_cheats true
>cl showpos 1
Lets you see your velocity so it's a decent way to know how well you're doing whatever it is. I found a decent place to understand wall boosting and corner boosting to be left lane on the building with the creep camp, pass the sidewalk paint, jump and dash along the wall and wall jump at the last possible moment. If you do it right you'll clear the mid-lane bridge.

>>546027005
I want long games, the adhd can have street brawl

>>546026683
if you're expecting them sure, but that's on you as the player to compensate for the game's barely interactive combat You can't dodge out of most skills unless you're already out of the way or the enemy misses, your only way to counter focus lense assassins like haze is to not even be in their vecinity. The only way to survive a melee abrams is to not even get close, etc. That's not fun.

>>546026775
>Lash bad
staring at tierlist every time you open the game to decide what to play does not count as a game mechanic

>>546027474
>you can't win every situation solo in a team game
no shit

>>546027629
I literally didn't say anything about winning. I was just saying that a lot of the time you can't even survive if you get caught off guard by 1 (one) skill or item

>>546027629
I can, im built different

>>546027474
having unreactable situations is what creates strategy, because it forces the player to anticipate what the others are going to do, and plan accordingly to minimize risks. if everything has heavy startup then every pvp interaction becomes about passing reaction/call and response checks a la sekiro

>>546024093
I know, wasn't he nerfed this patch? Why is he even more oppressive than pre-nerf

>>546027474
What >>546028515 said. You want slow telegraphed abilities because you have a low IQ reactionary mindset. You become good at games, and life in general, by being proactive.

>>546029058
its because zoomers all have adhd and are completely doped up at all times, them niggas be snorting gfuel

>>546026785
there's not enough meaningful objectives on the map to fight over, that is the main reason why long matches in this game suck so hard
midboss does end the game sure but it's not very fun to fight, greatly favors certain types of heroes over others (m1ggers, in particular, since they can do it real fast ezpz), and is so absurdly swingy that it turns somewhat disadvantaged states (say, being 10~15k down, or 4 alive vs. 6 alive) into either a win or enabling creative mode for the next 4 minutes

>>546029058
you've been brainwashed into believing that getting instakilled in one second only to have to passively wait to respawn for a minute or two is fun, it's never going to be the case. And having to stay out of fights because you won't be able to even survive them is not being 'proactive'.

>>546029668
go play marvel rivals

>>546029668
play around your team
buy items that keep you alive
take responsibility for being a shitter instead of blaming the game

>>546029757
>hey this entrenched part of how these games are designed is actually not fun at all and we should think about changing it
>go play X game instead
many, Many, MANY SUCH CASES

>>546029453
The worst part about it is the pointless base smashing humiliation ritual afterwards. If you want it to be game ending then fine, just throw up the defeat screen after mid is claimed and save me 5 minutes

>>546030068
yes because you are wrong and what you actually want is a little baby bitch game, so go play it instead of trying to turn every game into it

>>546030068
>hey i'm a faggot and think tits are gross so actually no one else can possibly like tits and all tits should be replaced with penises
this is what you sound like nigga

>>546030068
Yes, it's not fun for YOU

>>546030141
this is another part of the problem
base defense is a joke and doesn't represent a real stage of the game. it's just a mini cut scene for the advantaged team before they win

i think the game would be better wirh aa wherrwbdolvf wht bigg boobbs

I hope seven gets some reworks because he's my favourite visual design
As long as they don't revert him to being an ult bot

im basically the real yamato

vyper should get slide distance scaling off spirit

what do you guys like to buy for mid-late game Billy? I always pick up Leech and then either Frenzy or Juggs depending on enemy damage.

Lately I've been grabbing Glass Cannon just for the 80% damage passive. I've been thinking about Healing Tempo as well just to be extremely tanky but haven't really had the opportunity to experiment with it yet.

They just folded all of our walkers 20 minutes in. No one was able to do anything about death ball on one side and rat Haze on the other.

>>546030536
I miss the spirit scaling and raw dps on his ult
I remember even being stationary you still had to LOS the storm cloud where it would reach above 300-400 DPS

>>546028947
he barely got touched and none of the other m1 carries are as good throughout the entire match. infernus is also by far the best hero at farming which is probably the easiest thing in this game to improve at

>>546030171
>>546030286
>>546030310
Instead of attacking those strawmen explain to me how a low TTK combined with extremely long respawn times is FUN
Not Balanced, not Competetive, explain how it is Fun

>we are down 2
>they have a significant soul lead
>our fern goes in alone 1v6
>types "mb fight??!?!?!?"
what's up with russians and doing suicidal charges and expecting everyone else to join in their retardation?

>>546031117
that's just the spirit of the USSR manifesting itself, like Putin is trying to bring back

>>546031117
forgot to add that they had rejuve on top of that.

>>546031061
seven is the strongest farmer in the game
shame he doesn't actually do anything with all those souls though

This is fucking rough, I'm not even playing badly. I'm noticing more feeders and shittier play down in low oracle too which I think is compounding the issue since I play well in a functional team and not as a carry.

>have a string of good games when I start
>get to a skill rating I'm not ready for
>can't stop feeding out my ass almost every game now
Idk considering uninstalling, looking at the death screen for half of every game just isn't fun

>>546031797
dude literally just don't fucking run it down it is literally so easy to not die

>>546030675
How does slide distance even work? I thought it was a movespeed thing but if you have a shit ton of movespeed items does it just cap you?

god i hope we actually get that patch in december
it'll probably be early december too if it does come out

>>546031065
because having a harsh punishment waiting for you behind failure makes every interaction extremely thrilling, and makes it feel really rewarding when you prepare for it adequately (by building correctly or getting into the fight at the right place and time). it is also a huge relief to kill someone in this game, which definitely wouldn't happen if the respawn timers were significantly shortened. yes it is feelsbad if you're on the receiving end of it but you can't have the sweet without the sour
>>546031438
region? mayhaps it's time to party up

>>546030865
Maj leap+shadoweave bound to the same key

>>546031971
I genuinely think that I just don't have the brain power to play this game, I try to play it safe in lane and focus on my farm and I'm still always behind. I peak my head out for one second and they melt me. I'm just bored out of my mind most games, there's something about it I'm just not getting.

>>546031438
shit same here ive been on a losing streak ever since the rank update, ive been getting in matches with actual subhumans

>>546032149
shadow weave seems like bait, at that point just get something like crushing fists

>>546002759
>>545997606
why are you newfags even on this website? Being a pedo is a prerequisite

>>546032305
you'd get better at laning if you were to stick with it, when I started I had the same issue, I wouldn't die in lane but I'd still wind up down 3k souls or something. Eventually you just learn when to rotate into the jungle, how to get a bunch of denies and how to farm boxes and you'll just win the attrition battle.

stole this fresh one from the deadlock discord just now

>gt kelvin lane
Gut every single spirit character

>>546033015
it's based unless I'm talking to a troon

>>546032909
Cf is actually garbage tho, sw has the same cd as leap for big buff ganks. Just pretend its a t5 upgrade for leap

>>546033723
alright, I'll give it a shot next time. how do I bind them to the same key?

>>546034051
You can do it in the second column of the keybind settings i believe or use the console bind <key> "<command1>; <command2>"

>get put in a lane against Billy
>BEEEEEEGH
>500 unavoidable damage if you let him approach closer than 20 meters

>>546034910
They need to release a hero that has the mario cape from Melee.
Turn niggers around without interrupting them, sending them flying the other way

>>546031438
Yeah I've also deranked from low phantom to high oracle. Part of it is playing heroes that I did not grind to get that rank initially, but part of it is definitely always my team losing their fucking lanes and then playing Overwatch for 25 minutes while opps swallow the map. Guess I cant have fun l learning an interesting combo mage hero or tank because I have to keep playing M1 turbo farm carries to keep lanes pushed.

>>546034910
Billy has veeeery few lane match-ups favorable to him. Can't really think of any off the top of my head. Literally just don't get close lmao