Thread 133639

>Entire boards are just made unusable
This is my least favorite April Fools ever

>>133639 (OP)
On the flipside, /v/ is incredible right now. I say that as a regular /v/ user.

By far the dumbest and laziest April Fools joke this site has done that I can remember.

>>133642
/v/ is best when there's off-topic. We need a blue /b/

>>133642
it's shit

>>133646
Most of them are lazy, they make one with effort like the stocks or the merges every 5 years or so.
It would have been great if it focused on eliminating troon shit like the real doge does

>>133649
blue /b/will be the salvation of this site,

>>133639 (OP)
It's like an allegory for Trump or something.

This is fun.

I think it's great that retards are denied their dopamine hits from poosting and replooying mindlessly.

>>133639 (OP)
is there any other board alive??

theyn just nuked a and v

>>133874
b

So... Are we the last survivors?

>>133639 (OP)
I agree, the joke got old real fast. I really hope it doesn't end with only /vip/ left standing as some sort of sales pitch.

>>133874
Just by looking at 4stats:
[s4s]
/bant/
/b/
/r9k/
/trash/
And yours truly, /vip/

>>133903
>only /vip/ left standing as some sort of sales pitch.
that would be kino. poorfags shouldn't be posting on this website

>>133639 (OP)
It was funny when smaller boards were shut down and you saw stuff like /m/ showing up on /a/, but at this point it's just annoying

>>133874
/b/, /f/, /bant/, and /trash/ at least.

Disruptive innovation.

>>133642
>/v/ is incredible right now
Agreed, it's the best it's ever been

At first I though it was dumb and lazy but it's growing on me. Simple chaos is really what it's all about.

>>133903
That would be funny but I agree this April Fools sucks.

>>133639 (OP)
shit sucks, now b is actually random and there's no thread for me to expose my wife :(

>>133967
I'm hoping they bring boards back but only VIPs can post
And then they just forget to turn it off
Haha april fools! No more captcha forever ;)

>>133639 (OP)
>This is my least favorite April Fools ever
More like the best.
Now I can take the day off from monitoring my /vg/ thread and play some games of my catalog

>>134171
I expect all /vg/ schizos to be nicer to me tommorow now that they can get their 8 hours of sleep

It would have been way funnier if they allowed /mlp/ to stay up and everyone ended up there at the end. I've had fun seeing ponies on all the boards. Brings me back to a simpler time from long ago...

/vip/ won lmao

>>134225
Execution was sloppy idea was aigt

>>134225
It just proves that 15 years after that show debuted, global rule 15 is still needed.

So does it just stay like this for the next 10 hours

Are we actually the last board standing? It's nice to see this place active I guess.

>>134256
i assumed they would end it early but who knows.

>>134171
same. It's time to finally play skyrim vr.

i sometimes have to solve captcha on my phone and god damn i dont think i would be able to spend my time shitposting on 4chan nowadays without the pass, it's too tedious

>>134263
/bant/ and /3/ are still standing

>>134256
Probably longer

>>134305
What the fuck is /3/

>>134324
one of the slowest boards with one of the longest living schizos

>>134263
/b/, /bant/, /trash/, /s4s/, /r9k/, /f/, and /vip/ are left.

>>134305
/3/ is down.

I want my blue boards back. What am I supposed to do at work without them?

&g7;&g7;134284
/7esg/ schizo?

&g7;&g7;134375
OH NO

>>134375
bwo you kind4 broke the quote
>>134284

>April Fool'5 5o a55 that I am actually po5ting on /vip/ for the fir5t time
5eriou5ly, I'd rather have the 5tupid GPT joke from two year5 ago than to go through thi5 5hit

t3st

This b0ars fucking sucks

HOI

Fucking unu54ble 5ite

What i5 happ3ning?

H3llo?

>>133903
I h0p3 it d03s

h4h4 poo

>>134557
M0d5 decided t0 enable 50me letter filter

>>133639 (OP)
The 0nly w4y this event c0uld be redeemed is if every0ne wh0 p0sted 0ff t0pic t0 4n0ther b04rd g0t b4nned 0nce it w4s 0ver.

1 pa1d for a pass because 1've been us1ng 7h1s s17e everyday non-s7op l1ke a loser for 7he pas7 12 years of my l1fe

>>134657
Me too

>>134657
cap7cha? n3v3r h3ard of i7

time 70 g0 0u7side, chucklefuck

>>134561
yo

>>134677
>was7es a n0rmal 7ex7 p0s7 0n y0

>>134324
>tfw I'm t34ching mys3lf 3D
>tfw I forgor this bo4rd 3xist3d

Thank 7he mod5, we are finally free

>>134254
Nah i7 would probably fizzl3 ou7 af73r a mon7h. 7h3 r3ason i7's so pr3val3n7 7oday is b3caus3 7h3 rul3 is s7ill 73chnically in 3ff3c7 bu7 no7 r3ally b3ing 3nforc3d so hors3fuck3rs f33l lik3 7h3y'r3 g37ting away wi7h som37hing. No7 lik3 7h3y could spam random 7hr3ads wors3 7han bbc/cuck/wojak subhumans and poni3s ar3 b37t3r 7han all 7hos3.

>>133639 (OP)
Y4 this is fucking g4y

hahaha aut0 leetspeek sh0uld st1ck ar0und. Th1s 1s fun.

>>134064
>>133967
Thi5 i5 actually like when they merged b0ard5 but funnier.

/pol/ on /4/ w45 kind4 funny

>>134684
And dubs. It's art.

>>133639 (OP)
th4t'5 how mo5t 4pril fool5 4re here

>>133639 (OP)
I7’s jus7 7he lef7is7 m0d 7eam m007 br0ugh7 in af7er GamerGa7e 7aking revenge 0n us f0r Kamala’s unelec7abili7y.

>>134421
1t'5 ju5t 4chan, try not be1ng 5o add1cted to 1t

>>133639 (OP)
could be wor5e
could be ano7her ROW ROW FIGH7 7HE POWAH
/v/chan 57ill 7hink5 7hey're 7he ho7te57 5hi7 becau5e of 7ha7
h7tp5://you7u.be/F4eEGeqC-8M?5i=GorUuE5NOEIcbZjp

This fucking sucks

>>133639 (OP)
It's 4 good joke. If it weren't for crippling the whole site.

>>134890
>ruin5 link5
lol

lol internet

>>134998
oh is i7 ov3r now?

1 th1nk 1t w0uld have been a l0t funn1er 1f they actually c0ns0l1dated 1t d0wn t0 0ne blue and red b0ard and n0t just /v1p/
makes 1t seem l1ke they're just try1ng t0 get m0ney 0ut 0f pe0ple, w0uld have been a great apr1l f00l's day th1ng 0therw1se

>>133639 (OP)
it'5 fun now that mo5t board5 ar3 gon3, ju5t wa5 a 5low 5tart with th3 d3ad board5 g3tting clo53d fir5t which didn't r3ally chang3 anything

What boards ar3 st1ll up?

>>135036
th4t's lit3r4lly wh4t h4pp3n3d dumbfuk

>>135045
/b/ 4nd /b4nt/

1m 1n a terr1ble mood

>w0w I w0nder what wacky April f00ls thing will be this year!
>0h they just made the site c0mpletely unusable f0r 24 h0urs

Very c00l

P4YG0D5 W0N

Rhea 7werk1ng.

>>135063
>m4n f4ce
>m4n sh0ulders
>m4n w4lk

1 l1k3d th15 y34r5 4pr1l f00l5. But 1 th1nk m0r3 th4n 1 b04rd sh0uld b3 l3ft

c4nt believe we lo5t 4pril fool5 to reddit

Th3 only 4pril Fools I 3v3r lik3d w4s th3 bo4rd m3rging, sinc3 it 4ctu4lly prompt3d n3w discussions 4nd fun thr34ds.
N34rly 3v3ry oth3r 4F 3v3nt h4s m3 look 4t it for 4 f3w minut3s, th3n d3t3rmin3 th4t 4ch4n will not b3 worth looking 4t tod4y.

>>135063
7h47's 4 m4n.

>>135077
Ye4h, bo4rd merge h4s been 7he bes7 so f4r. 7his is funny for 4 minu7e 7hen you re4lize i7 jus7 7urns 7he whole si7e in7o unus4ble 7r4sh.

Tes7

>>133639 (OP)
4 sh4me. i w4s h4ving fun pos7ing mons7ergirls on /v/

N4h.

>>135089
Lma0 my dumb a55 wa5 typing the number5 manually the wh0le time...

>>135091
that5 a man, right?

>>135099
Nah. 1 am man hear me roar. The numbers too b1g to 1gnore. And 1’m way too hungry to settle for ch1ck food.

h1rosh1moot w4s 4 m1st4ke

>>135077
1 m1ss /v1nt/

>>135106
1 m155 /f1tl1t/

best 4pril f00ls j0ke

>We /home5tuck/ now
Hone5tly 1’d rather they ju5t merged all the board5 1nto one, mo5t people w1ll ju5t 5ee the1r board get nuked and then go do 5ometh1ng el5e. Other than that what board5 were you guy5 try1ng to go to? 1 wanted to 5ee the cha1n5aw man thread5 and the Bakuman da1ly.

>>135113
ba5ed

>>135120
1 wanted t0 see pred1ct10ns f0r the Sw1tch 2 reveal t0m0rr0w, but /v/ 1nstantly became the ded1cated sh1tp0st b0ard

w0rs7 fucking april f00ls j0ke ever

migh7 as well jus7 7urn 0ff 7he servers nex7 year and say &qu07;g0 0u7side&qu07;

>10 b00kmarks 0n my ph0ne
>8 0f them are b0ards
S1gh.

>>135142
H3r3 is a pr3diction:

Anoth3r Mario gam3
No Silksong
Lots of shov3lwar3
A png for th3 n3xt Z3lda gam3 titl3

Fuck you Musk.

>>135120
Th3 pr0bl3m is y0u'd just hav3 0n3 b0ard wh3r3 0nly th3 m0st activ3 'g3n3rals' surviv3, It w0uld b3 r3al tim3 c0ns0lidati0n 0f th3 int3rn3t.

I7'5 a 5hi7 April Fool5. Ei7her clo5e board5, or force lee75peak. Doing bo7h i5 ju57 fucking cancer

>>133639 (OP)
>and for th1s y3ars Apr1ls Fools… l3ts nuk3 th1s whol3 s1t3! Lol lol lol

Th3y ar3 bas1cally say1ng th1s sh1t 1s bl33d1ng mon3y and w1ll shut down soon

all 7he p00rfag NEWFAGS can'7 p0s7 HAHAHAH

>>134228
They sh0uld have c0mb1ned unrelated b0ards, that w0uld have been a fun j0ke that’d als0 have left the s1te usable

>>135169
Th3y alr3ady hav3 don3 that. Th3r3 ar3 no r3p3at5.

>>135166
th15

>>135146
> &qu07;g0 0u7side&qu07;
Y0u 0kay buddy?

>>135187
&qu0t;&qu0t;&qu0t;&qu0t;&qu0t;&qu0t;

>>135169
no th4ts fucking shit. wh4t th3y 4r3 doing now is funny. th3y should h4v3 m4d3 it mor3 r34l with th3 s34ls of th3 US d3p4rtm3nts wh3n th3y st34l dom4ins. just to sc4r3 th3 schizos

they deleted too m4ny bo4rd5 too quickly 4nd then they ju5t left u5 with the 5hittie5t bo4rd5 for the next 10 hour5

>>135200
they really didn't

>>135200
Thi5 board i5 good, th3 oth3r5 not 5o much...

>>135216
0h fuck 0ff. 7his 0nes jus7 as d0gshi7. jus7 because y0u have 70 pay f0r en7ry d0esn7 make i7 miracul0usly g00d.

0k the j0ke i5 0ver n0w y0u can put the b0ard5 back hahaha g00d 0ne th0

>>133639 (OP)
7he j0ke is buy a pass

Can they just end the gag prematurely? funny at f1rst. Sucks n0w. 1t w0uld have been m0re mem0rable 1f they spaced 0ut the b0ard delet1ng. The1r t1m1ng was sh1t.

>>135220
I7's li73rally jus7 a sfw /b/, if i7 was mor3 ac7iv3 lik3 i7 is 7oday i7 would b3 pr37ty gr3a7

I could de5troy 4 philly chee5e 5te4k right 4bout now

Give me my shi7 back I wan7 70 c0mplain ab0u7 my game

>>135228
>I7'5 li73rally ju57 a 5fw /b/
like i 5aid, ju57 a5 dog5hi7.

Only r1ch ar3 allow3d to post now on /v1p/

>>135231
/b/ i5 dog5hit becau5e it'5 ju5t porn, having a 5fw alternative 5olve5 that.

>>133639 (OP)
Be me, forgot phone 4t home 4ll d4y, ju5t get home from work..kek LO5T

I ju5t want t0 call the bmw 5chiz05 0n /0/ retarded fag5 like u5ual

>>133646
1t was funny for a f3w hours but now 1t's 3h

>>135288
>for a few hour5
that joke 15 "the 51te 15 unu5able for an ent1re day lol haha xD"
that5 1t
that5 the joke
the funny 15 over 1n 5econd5

>>135294
Nvm p0sts lik3 this mak3 it funny again

>>135166
retard

>>135262
th0ught y0u meant bureau 0f memetic warfare f0r a 5ec0nd

>>133639 (OP)
ac7ually I am happy 7hi5 year had a real april'5 fool5. 7hey 5hould u7terly di5rup7 7he web5i7e

>>135303
mad

>>133646
Only l4zy in execu7ion. Decen7 in concep7. Bu7 7he lee7 spe4k 7hing is 4nnoying. Pushing people in7o o7her bo4rds c4n be fun if done correc7ly 4nd 7imed be7ter.

>>135311
only re45on you don't like it i5 bec4u5e you 4re 4 fucking zoomer 5hithe4d who c4n't fucking re4d it.

15 th15 the only funct1on1ng board?

>>135311
M4ybe h4ve e4ch post get r4ndomized? Like you post in /4/ only for it to get posted in /vg/, someone replys to th4t only for th4t reply to end up in 4 /x/ thre4d, which it itself w4s r4ndomly sent to /u/? Now th4t’s some re4l 4pril foolery

1 th1nk th1s apr1l f00ls was an EP1C W1N s1nce 1t made pe0ple mad >:D

>>135319
>>/f/
>>/trash/
>>/b/
>>/bant/
>>/s4s/
>>/r9k/
Are the 0nly 0nes left al0ng w1th /v1p/

>>135311
>>135323
I7 was fun wh3n pairs of boards w3r3 m3rg3d 7ha7 on3 7im3. /a/+/m/ and 7h3 lik3. 7h3 si73 r3main3d usabl3, bu7 you s7ill had fun crossov3rs.

7his y3ar is probably my l3as7 favori73 April Fools' 3v3r. Ac7iv3ly ruining 3v3ry board, som3 wh3n 7h3y hav3 7im3-s3nsi7iv3 7hings 7o discuss, wi7h 1337 5p4k3 on 7op. Making 7h3 si73 us3l3ss isn'7 much of a jok3.

>>133646
....You s4y 7h47 now 4nd wi7h fin4li7y 4s if unbeknowns7 7o wh47 could h4ppen in 7he possible fu7ure...

Why th3 fuck is 3v3ryon3 talking in Hom3stuck rn

1 w15h they'd turn th15 5h1t off early. 1'm bored.

I7'5 &quo7;7he jannie5 are 7oo lazy 7o do 7heir fucking even more 7han u5ual&quo7; day. 7here'5 no7hing inheren7ly fun or enjoyable abou7 7hi5. 7hey ju57 decided 7o dele7e all bu7 a few yellow board5 becau5e 7hey could.

They b4sic4lly gif7ed 7hemselves 4 d4y off work. 99% of people 4ren'7 pos7ing so no repor7s 7o 74ke c4re of.

Gre47 for mods 4nd j4ni7ors, 7errible for 4C7U4L users.

Jus7 pull 7he plug on 7his shi7hole

>on3 of th3 f3w bo4rds l3ft
So w3 just g3t to w4it this shit out until th3 3v3nt 3nds? this blows.

>>135370
The 0nly way th1s 1s salvageable 1s 1f /v1p/ 1s the 0nly b0ard left and the s1te stays they k1ll the s1te.

Jann1es 7ongue my anus, 1 jus7 wanna read 7he new CSM chap7er on /a/ bu7 7he board 1s dead

Wha7 if 7h3y’r3 forcing us 7o us3 l337sp33k so wh3n 7h3 si73 r37urns 7o normal 7h3y can go back and ban us for “spamming gibb3rish” …. 7ru7hnuk3?

6r347357 4pr1l f00l'5 d4y 1n 7h3 h1570ry 0f 4ch4n.

i d0nt wanna hav3 t0 3xp3nd th3 3xtra m3ntal 3n3rgy c0nv3rting numb3rs t0 t3xt pl3as3 g0d h3lp

>>135393
>he can't read leetspeak as naturally as breathing
z00mer...

>>133639 (OP)
Same

>>135394
29
cu5p-kun

>>135393
you can7 jus7 r3ad i7?

>>135401
i c4n but it t4ke5 ever 5o 5lightly more ment4l proce55ing th4n regul4r text

>>135404
Gu3ss 1 got mor3 '1nt3ract w1th hom3stuck fags' po1nts than you. P1ty m3.

This is incr3dibly lazy but I lov3 th3 id3a of /vip/ b3ing th3 last board standing

>>135419
it is very imp0rt4nt

>>135393
>he can'7 l337speak

>>133639 (OP)
>f0rcing p3pl3 t0 buy a pass
damn...

>>135500
Y0U C0ULD HAVE JUS7 N07 P0S7ED F0R 0NE DAY!!!!!

te5t

god I w4nt to 5hitpo5t on my norm4l bo4rd5.

>>135569
no kys

y0u like kr4bby p4tties d0nt y0u squidw4rd

ba5ed m0d f0rcing 5hitp05ter5 t0 det0x f0r a day

>>135587
1 love 1t

>>135587
sorry, we don'7 all have some faggo7 fa1ry 1RC or d1scord 7o fuck off 7o

>>133639 (OP)
4lright, cry more

>>135067
Not u5ed to Europe4n BVLLZ, 4re y4?

>>135599
th4t's 0ne 0f them c0mm0nwe4lth f0lk

Why is everyone l337spe4king

yah 7his is fucking gay w7f

>>133639 (OP)
I c4n'7 even go 7o gif 7o jerk off

>>135619
th4ts wh4t highly customiz4bl3 4i slop with lor4s is for

Why 4re we like this?

is onions or K3K d3su s3np4i d3su word filt3rs l33tsp34k3d

>cuck in c4p5 i5n't KEK 4nymore
kek

>>135684
>>135688
KEK

b4k4 de5u 5enp4i

th4t5 wh4t h1ghly cu5tom1z4bl3 41 5lop w1th lor45 15 for

They 5hould let pa55 u5er5 5peak normal

>>135741
Someone needs 7o bribe 7he mods 4nd j4nnies wi7h ex7r4 ho7 pocke7s

>>135382
lma0000 z00mer s7ruggles 70 read. Sad!

bro 1 broke the web51te funny joke r1ght

>>135385
1t'5 not g1bber15h
For eff1c1ency

When does 7his shi7 end

>>135755
now

TURN IT OFF ALREADY

FUCK

They're back.

>>133639 (OP)
eh. hero shit moot will fix them

it was the best april fools joke

>>136603
it really was