Thread 1735615

Haxball is a top-down 2D football game that's played entirely in your web browser.

Room:
>see most recent link in thread
password: shaw

Room is usually active on Friday & Saturday around these hours:
22:30 Euro time (23:30 EET)

You can re-live magic moments watching the recordings of previous matches here:
replay.thehax.pl/lastReplays/user/5393

You can use this site to get stats from olli's best games:
haxball-replay-analyzer.github.io/

reminder to relax, have fun, not take it seriously (just a game) and talk about our favorite haxballer, me.

cytube room: haxb

Previous thread:
>>>1673570
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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WPUEkKj1_JM&p=1

password: shaw

Nice effort fabio, though room is empty
I kinda enjoy the newly freed time on friday and saturday night without hax

Good riddance, time to grow up

>>1735713
>>1735714
Why do you samefag this much, stalker-kun? /Hax/ will be back, so your efforts are a waste. Go seek help now, you truly need it.

>>1735713
Honestly I'm fine with /hax/ becoming a monthly thing. I think most of us are getting bored of it desu.
>>1736474
It's not dead, but it's no thanks to you. Get therapy and stop spamming collages of yourself in rooms full of 16 year olds (like seriously wtf bro lmao).

>>1736744
You have to seek help. You are sick and obsessed with Krubb for years now. You follow him till the sun rises and you have conversations with yourself on a chink anime website to draw out his attention. Ew. He will never love you so move on weirdo.

>>1736814
I know, but isn't he so handsome?

>>1736861
Seek help and leave him and us alone. Do that.

>>1736881
Okay fine.

>>1736861
>>1736881
>>1736899
>>1736744
>>1736474
Just put the fries in the bag bro

I LOVE Konpaku Youmu with All my heart.

Hax?

>>1738912
>Konpaku Youmu
who

inter

>>1740819
Do they have any player with number 88 these days

OOH LA LA SEE YOU FRIDAY

>>1742938
>>1743066
duality of /hax/

>>1735713
>>1735714
lol true i moved on... but manchildren gonna manchild i guess

As long as Krubb is not playing /hax/, I am not playing /hax/.
Simple is, simple as.

>>1743638
this but unironically

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=gCZu9-8UiyE
shaw

>>1743994
join join join join join

>>1743994
4 more for 3v3

you are early. i will join in 15 minute.

>>1743994
>2 players
this tells me there is no Ryomen in the room. no thanks then

>>1744107
Trip. On.

>>1744115
only disgusting homosexuals use trip

>>1743994
it's officially HAX TIME and it's TIME to JOIN the ROOM

>>1744131
fitting for you then

>>1744144
who do you think i am? this back and forth feel weird

>>1743638
he is doe

>>1744192
he play hax https://files.catbox.moe/7igbj0.hbr2
not /hax/

bump

5v5 mpw

did idk die :(

Was having sex with the wifey, what happened?

monster

>>1744222
>>1744618
Good to see you flourishing in the other room, krubb

>>1744694
you were in the room with krubb with the uk flag. you are that guy following him around arent you

>>1744428
HAHHAHAHA
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHHAHAHA
HA

>>1744706
Yes, that's me, Krubb. Make sure to call me out the next time I do it.

Seriously thinking about quitting hax and this part of my life.

dont do it

i am.also krubb i also quit

"I want to make you submissive"
"I am sexually attracted to you, I want to break you"

You take the appropriate steps towards the loss of your life. I can't wait :)
We are on to you.
:)

Can i get large fries and put em in the bag while youre at it

>>1745544
Conta, Tom.
Homo fucks.

>>1745231
pls quit Krubb

just pls

>>1744618
why does it look like its lost footage recorded from a mental asylum?

I really love pretending to be krubb because I want him to fuck me so badly. krubb pleassss quit hax oplssssss

>>1745231
please fake krubb pless ssss justplsssss fuck my anus oh god i just cant take it fake krubb pls quit oh nooo

i love krubb omg i cant take it he is so good looking i want to break him but i ended up broken in the process why wont he love me oh lord oh lord

>>1745231
you dont use ur trip? omg krubb this is beyond any of us.... you are fake krubb. why you quit life? i am so saddened hehe i love dick hehe pls sss oh plssss

thats it.... i am never stalking and harassing anyone again.... you are all so mean.. I will never

i cant believe fake krubb said those words... this is why hax is dying... i am going to jail soon haha

i really cant stop harassing him i cant stop following him i just want to breeak him i m a clown hahahaha i really enjoy what is in store for meeeee

>>1745231
why did fake Contagious say this.... not like anyone care...

Krubb, for the love of god, leave. We all know it's you at this point

>>1745653
I love dick im gay

plsss krubb u are scaring meeee this is so scary

krubb you are breaking hax apart pls leavfe us alone pls leave us i cant with u krubb this is scary

no have i been put in the logs of the police and currently under review and going to court in november? no this .. krubb no i am just a krubb u have to stop krubb i want to break u krubb krubb krubb krubb krubb i am in love

>>1745653
krubb.. you have to stop this insanity.. now!. we know it is you...

we just want to play hax tom... just leave us be... i like dicks btw
kr

i just want to break u krubb

>>1745667
he isn't here...... you need help

>>1745631
>>1745632
Looks like my 2 posts here triggered the schizo's dopamine loop to go spam like a chimpanzee

>>1745533
Krubb are you actually him... you know who i mean... i don't go there anymore but if you are actually him then my estimation of you as a person might drop even lower than i thought possible.
Anyways, i know HE is here, but you might just be a byproduct of HIM and not the thing itself

>1745653
>1745654
Permaonline insomniac

>>1745653
This is so weird, tom. Please just leave us alone.

please fuck me krubb

please krubb i so badly need your attention...

what the fuck is happening to the thread lol

>>1746275
Krubb, I love you and everything, but my grandma has bigger legs than this and she's been underground for 10 years.

miss aabbcc

>>1746302
i love his strong and muscular legs... i just want him to dominate me already

>>1746338
what a torrid gesture

HAX IS CANCELLED UNTIL KEK RETURNS FROM WAR

>>1747556
Did you not hear? He didn't make the cut.

>>1745653
Lol, many of the previous threads have been 90% Krubb's posts, idk why it would be anyone else.
A leopard doesn't change its spots.

krubb

>>1750620
i mean he even forgot to take his trip off a few threads ago

>>1750620
>>1750811
>>1750938
i miss him too. let's mourn in silence.

krubbe

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is the night- when we play hax.

>>1753181
F* off weirdo

>>1753181
see you later friend

>>1753181
>>1753227
samefag

>>1753255
switching between pc and phone, samefag

>>1753181
Tonight is the night when this fraud gets exposed (again)

>>1753302
who's that. you?

>>1753302
his mistake was not backpassing at 0:03

>>1753302
>passing to rat
Cute

hope the goat plays tonight

TONIGHT ON CHANNEL 5

>>1753597
yes i'll be there

>>1753302
>>1753399
>>1753466
>>1753597
>>1753607
>>1753688
samefag

>>1753712
Just em in the bag bro

>>1753714
Put*

soon

>>1753754
on in 5 minutes

LIVE

no krubb, no /hax/
it has been very clear, but the gay stalker and his companions just dont get it. samefagging wont change anything, schizo.

>>1753820

>>1745640
>>1745643
>>1745645
>>1745646
>>1745649
Get therapy.

I will haunt you and break you Krubb

>>1753945
I know this is you, Krubb because we're in the same pub room (you joined after me).

>>1753947
which room? i lost track of where he is and my sanity will crumble if i dont find out soon

>>1753950
????
I will find him myself then

>>1753951
He say's he never wants to speak to you again.

>>1753967
he dont want to speak to any of you. what does it matter? i dont harass him like you do, i just want to witness a soul that comes around once in a thousand years

>>1753970
I'm just minding my own business playing in a pub room. I can't control who joins after me.

i witness him now and he score hattrick in his last game

I witness him all the time. it is strange but this is who i am.

elom i witness you also(i am a friend from the room). you are good player so dont put yourself donw .

where did you go krubb

krubb.....

tonight

>>1754913
ryomen krubb is still playing in pubs at this moment

>>1754921
no one, apart from you and all the samefag replies you will make to this post, cares

>>1753987
please keep stalking him for me

>>1753987
>>1754967
obvious samefag

>>1754194
.

bro really took 20 minutes to make such a bad edit

Curve?

bro really wish he was bro's boyfriend

please fuck me krubb

in my ass, in my ass. oh krubbe, fuck! its so big. right there, yes. YES! fastter, faster. oh my god, fuck. FUCK! keep goingh, keep going. don't slow down. i m almost there.... FUCK! im going cum. oh god, shit! fuck! put it backl in, put it back in... rght in th- FUCK! oh fuck, thats good. get off the bed. thats the. no, no, behind. yes. oh shit! youre so big. fuck me, that so good! shit! put your hands around my nec-ah-............................ FUCK! fuck fuck fuck FUCK!! in my mouth, my mouth. ohj god puti in ohblbeublb, aah! again, blblbublb..uhh... fuck! plss cum on my face. let your hot cum blinds me so i-fuck, fuck, fuck! in my eye, yes shit. hahahaha yes yes mother of fuk

>>1755262
i love krubb too but this is just sick

so sick... hahaha but i love him

@1755262
a grown ass man wrote that btw

>>1755395
fucking weird. imagine being krubb and coming back to this thread

Krubb, you're 31.

and bald

Might play tonight

with who

>>1755502
you seem very desperate to shit this thread up.

>>1755520
he is desperate for that specific lego piece.

>>1755520
le samefeg
>inb4 uhh akshually no *posts edited screencap*

>>1755573
i thought i was posting from my phone :o)

Well, the good guys won.

>>1755781
And? Did Krubb make you his bride yet? oh guess not.

paly

Ignore the schizo and join.

i'll be back when shw is back

why did i pick the leafs

IMAGINE being:
>kaka
>nikitas
>agni
>loco
>indian
>latinx
>krudd
>boilels
>jean
>messoy
>souf
>aaaaaaaaa
I'd honestly kill myself if that was the case

>>1760870
A captcha was solved for this.

Are we ready?

One month without krubb
One month without /hax/

>>1766829
We still play, just not in a room where you can find us. Have fun in the thread by yourself.

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=yfhyQHGGzQQ

active room, 5v5 classic join

>>1766849
no krubb no join

>>1766859
but rigged and ngubu are there

>>1753712
>>1753247
I stopped giving a shit a week ago Krubb stop pretending to be me. Pathetic.

I wonder if i caused this shit, making a post like at the end/start of the year.

Well, the one who shits up the thread knows which post i mean. He probably got a bit rattled by it, now he's upped his baiting tactics or whatever.

Well, i only look at the thread twice a week at most but if it makes you feel happy thinking i might be here and i might be "feeding" you then go ahead. Waste your life idc

LOOK WHO I FOUND

>>1767742
hi messoy, we do remember you
no need to make posts like this

>Forced to visit this thread due to his wife
>Constantly checks his L*nar clock des* wa hoping to leave as soon as impossible

>>1767734
no one cares tom

miss the days where agni was the only one making schizo posts

>>1767742
did you find him while chasing after krubb

>>1768190
Who?

>>1768202
You are the only one here. Just turn this shit to your blog you fucking freak.

>>1768268
You wouldn't be speaking to me like that if I was straight, white and non-circumcised.

i will play tonight

with who THOUGH

tonight IS the night

>>1768465
the night you fuck off so we can have krubb back? i and a lot of people here dont like you. only conta likes you, but he is kind of strange when it comes to attractions.

>>1768598
1. Literally who?
2. I'm glad i'm killing hax so i can keep watching you cry here

>>1768706
>"please let me fit in guys :("
you are strange af

>>1767762
Noone cares real tom/krubb

>>1767822
He still has a spot reserved in the gas chamber.

>>1768706
tom, you're creeping us out. please leave.

so cringe... so weird. this thread is just too much. sickness.

>>1768907
leave us alone, tom

>us
if there's so many of you here surely we can get a room going

>>1768908
shuuuut uuuuuup you are so fucking cringe. shut up! Tom or Contagious or whoever else is a obsessed, stalker, weirdo, manlet, loser. You are so fucking unbelievable each time you write this message. Everyone left because they see through you. Fuck OFF TOM

surely you have 3 friends that can get the room going

>>1768972
the hindu, and you, mctom.- You are all i have

>>1768976
geg he's malding so hard rn

criiiinge

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=wWMnDd7_LMw&p=1

pass: shaw

join

what is cont paying the host for

>>1768963
You really ought to change your style up when you take the trip off, krubb.

>>1769030
just fuck OFF tom! we really dont want you here!

>>1769030
Leave, Tom. Do it now.

i will not... this belongs to me..

>>1769035
>>1768963
>>1769061
fuck off dennis

My name is Jeremy

>>1769080
t. phil

there is something truly creepy about a person stuck on another person who is not present>>1769080

I don't know any of you guys, I'm here for milo

>>1769121
Ruben?

will this bring krubb back or nay?

>>1769127
That's a weird name. Is that Hebrew?

i love ryoman krubb

>>1770009
hi krubb

>>1770019
rent free

woops didn't realized
>>1770060
meant for >>1770009

Last 17 posts need to fuck off from this thread

Is tonight the night?
The night when we play something other than 2v2 for 30 mins or so

>>1776355
/hax/ died with krubbs

>>1776579
/hax/ died because people got bored of it. It's got nothing to do with the 31 year old manchild who keeps spamming the thread.

>>1776791
The only time i was truly happy was the time i played footy with my buddies on the local pitch when i was 10-12 y/o

all irrelevant because we're playing tonight after inter win the CL

We need a hax meetup to get things going again. We can play footy or get some beers at the pub
Any ideas for the location?

>>1776861
i am 26 and /hax/ died with krubb. just accept it you fat and lonely, obsessive fuck lol

>>1777166
okay weirdo >>1755262

>>1777171
>>1777166
Holy shit. How do you even get to this point at 26? When was the last time you spoke to your dad or any other adult male?

>>1777166
You are in your mid 20s buddy dont you have something better to do on weekends than to defend some schizo retard on an anonymous japanese- inspired imageboard?

>>1777186
he's been doing it for months now. it's honestly kind of sad.

>>1777171
>>1777186
>>1777188
>>1777194
samefag are you not the lonely 30 year old fat loser obsessing over an alcoholic who isn't even present xd get a grip fat fuck lmao

>>1777171
>>1777198

Inter comeback = we /hax/ tonight
PSG win = no /hax/ ever again

Inter loses to a plastic team AGAIN

you really can't count on shitalians

It wasn't to be, but at least they won Serie A.

>mbappe left
>Messi left
>Neymar left
>They finally win it
Poetry

>>1777472
>mbappe
washed tranny fucker
>Messi
non existent since 2015, no international football is not real football
>Neymar
drunk fraud

This is a haxball thread.

>>1777483
If that's so why isn't there any haxball discussion in the last 200 posts

>>1777489
we lost our leader and icon, thats why

>>1777472
They were all big egos who ruined the team dynamics. Think about cont's teams in /hax/.

>>1777494
>Implying 2/3 of the last 200 posts weren't his

>>1777498
i saw him, he is busy being admin and icon for LDC and the general of hax, he has no time for us unfortunately. dont remind me of it again, it hurts to much

>>1777500
That's a shame. Anyway, ...

can you defend better than inter? Try it out here
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=XfDgGrXCYQU
shaw

>>1777525
change the colors to match this final, so that i can defend the honor of my glorious shinter.

>>1777525
joining soon

1 more for 5v5 uefa champions league

ids habbenin

1 more for normal hax

bossman warned you all this would happen hahahhaa

>>1777722
true. gimi said it months ago.

>>1777739
he said krubb said that? you people are strange

get soon

>>1777758
leave then :)

haxball

state

Gigantic

Can you believe we almost had a proper hax night until fabio suggested we played in a random room until more joined, and when others joined they just entered a afk room

>>1777887
conta or tom, you folks ruined /hax/ when you forced the bossman to leave. you are living in your own filth now. pathetic

>>1777904
I'm Reginald though

>>1777904
from full 16/16 rooms to this... we should've listened, but we were too busy being toxic and obsessive for a man who will never love us romantically.. Tom/German broes... we messed up

>>1777904
>>1777914
now look who's samefagging xd

also no one ruined /hax/. it's just a flash game that sometimes people want to play and sometimes they don't. it's existence certainly doesn't depend on the presence of a random middle aged danish man.

>>1777964
you and contagious ruined /hax/ with your obsession. no one buy this fucking shit you let out. everyone knows

>>1778031
>>1755216
>>1745664
>>1745662
>>1755262

seek help

>>1778055
good idea kek
maybe try to find a male role model (one that you can actually speak to irl)

again, you think i am someone that i am not. you really are obsessed with him. sad. seek help

>>1778105
again, you think i am someone that i am not. you really are obsessed with him. sad. seek help

buddy, krubb is not here. you have to relax

>>1778410
did you just waked up?

>>1777391
INZAGHI = GOALS = INZAGHI = GOALS

>>1778105
>>1777964
>>1777914
I come here like once a week and the same schizo-self entertainment shit... give it a rest, maybe get a job for a start.

>>1778736
we all know you are samefagging, retard

>>1777529
As satisfying as Halal Refdrid abloblooing
https://youtube.com/watch?v=slVPS_VJqhs&pp=ygUMS2FybWFuYXRpb25z

congrats bench, enjoy the wc next year

i so badly want to fit in

>>1779878
good post agni!

>>1784248
better go to bed, tom. you don't want to be late for work tomorrow!

>>1784263
you are so strange. how can someone be your old age and act this wayyyyyy wow

>>1784263
like, you are very creepy, tommy thomas!

>>1782912
>>1783123
>>1784248
>>1784263
>>1784274
samefag

>>1784277
you are stuck here waiting for a hero to come back home, but you were never his home, nor were he ever coming back to you!
please leave us be, Tom! You are creepy.

>>1784263
i am only 26.... i am not ready for that... you are 31, phil.... get a job!!!

>>1784282
wait, I said I am 26. Why do you pretend to be me? who is phil? please go find therapy. this is so weird to me!

>>1784285
but i'm me??? i am from....why are you pretending to be meee

you fell into his trap tom mcg

>>1784288
again you think i am someone that i am not. get help and leave us. do that now.

i am aspie

>>1782912
It was rigged

>>1782912
it was rigged

it was tom

...

>>1785152
Hi tom!
we don't play /hax/ and this thread is lost with you, but you can pm me if you wish to join the new room.

>>1784248
Hey, thanks

>>1785374
yesss i wish....where can i pm you?

Stfu

I also like to pretend to reply to someone else as if I am not bothered, even though I am obsessed with this th>>1785416
read. krubb might appear!

....I've made a huge mistake....

Can we actually play tonight

>shittaly

>>1785540
there's nothing stopping us

>hax
>friday night
choose one

show us you can do better than italy here
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=W36wNOr6PfU
shaw
rigged join pls

join

2 more for 4v4

2 more for 5v5 uefa

just one player more and krubb might join

>>1785435
>>1785435
>>1785435
>>1785435

check out pixiball looks cool

4 hours until we /pix/

can we get the bossman back? I miss /hax/

shw hasn't played since last year and i don't think he will ever come back.
/pix/ is the way.

>>1787120
stop pretending to be me! i just want my beloved krubb back....

>>1787121
like who?

>>1787125
i am too homosexual to understand what you are saying

>>1787128
>>1787128
try breathing exercises... that usually work for me

ryomen krubb krubb ryomen krubb krubb krubb krubb krubbbbbb

is that a senegalese dish? i think my uncle used to cook it for us.

>>1787150
sensei will never notice you tommy boy

>>1787150
your uncle really did like you.. from what i have heard..

it's a type of rice I think.

>>1787167
thank you. that is kind of you to say. he die last april.

>>1787194
hopefully you will follow suit

>>1787244
he didn't like suit... he mostly wear t-shirt and jeans or a robe for occasion

So are we playing hax tonight?

>>1787373
is ryomen here? if he is, i shall join

>>1787990
I just left, but he's in the room now.

1 more for 3v3

Sudtyrolian mindbroken

anyones switch 2 already arrived?

>>1777349
>>1777388
>>1777446
>>1777472
All the best /hax/tists don't follow wogball

>>1779290
Nope i literally just drop in, skim through the unemployed manchild posts and go back to enjoying life

coach said the training starts today at 10:30pm Geneve time
Anyone who's late is gonna be on the stands for all the matches next 2 weeks

Sorry but I'm not training if Kasen isn't my coach

2 minutes
Kick the cum filled kleenexes into trash, put on a shirt that doesnt smell like piss and get in the room

coach is pretty fuckin' pissed about this

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=z5dh-c4_6qw

3 more for 3v3
5 more for 4v4

let me just wheel out the old commode chair and then i'll be on

bump

rigged join lad

5v4 currently

:), benchnaldo and gimi

I seen y'all attendance last night. Now if you missed the practice yesterday dont have any delusions youre gonna start for the big game. Not to mention like 6 of you came in. Oh and did i mention y'all were LATE?
Tonight y'all better bring your A game and show me what you're made of

we're playing this from next week onwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf4PdB6a6jk

>>1804997
>play as a team
>never give up
yeah, not for me

>>1804997
we're ALL playing IOSoccer boiiii

3 more for 3v3

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=z5dh-c4_6qw#
pw. shaw
it's time

4 more 4 4v4

>>1805221
>>1805225
1 more

please fill our spots

1 more for 4v4

something very special is happening tonight

reminds me of bonk.io

>>1804997
slop

>>1812881
just tried that out, cool game

lets play today in a pub 4v4 cuz we can't on our own
we can make our own team, see if we can hack it in the real world
ill post the link around 11pm

>>1815055
fuck no

>>1815116
Heck yeah

I would rather play 2v2s all night than play with a bunch of randos.

>>1815225
Like i said, we would play at the same team against the randoms.
Are u afraid of couple of randoms?

If we can't make a 3v3 happen, I don't mind playing in the 6v6 real soccer room.
Every other room I've played in has been pure cancer, though. Most of us would just end up being benched for the night.

>>1815418
real soccer sucks

i return tonight

>>1815990
s-shw?

If you can't get the room going without me, then come play with us randos instead! :^)
You're all welcome, both in RS and Futs. :^)

Will you be schizoing with the trip on from now then?

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Fp1H8ny4gEI

lets go boys, its time
cont you too

"No"

>>1816374
Nope. Haven't posted since last time, which is over a month ago.
I am also aware of how you have followed me and been obsessive, but it is fine, lots of people are like that. I am special, not only in person, but also with how I have evolved to an untouchable level at this point.
That being said, if any of you join, I will make sure to let you enjoy the game and have peace.
Now, enjoy the night. :o)

>>1816384
im gonna afk myself so that i can pick soon.
its the same room we played couple of weeks ago
JOIN

>>1816388
Oh, was that when you posted these?
>>1745643
>>1745645
>>1745646
>>1745649
>>1745651

>>1816392
You're actually insane. I see some people never change.
Stay obsessed. Toodles. xx

I knew you would forget to change the theme lmao:

https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/1673570/#1734100

Stay obsessed. :^)
I might join the room later if it is active.

Outed himself xdd

>>1816384
me and fabs are here
JOIN

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=z5dh-c4_6qw#
pw. shaw

join the actual room

>>1816794
3 more for 3v3

joining whichever room people are in within the next 12 minutes and 49 seconds

>>1816392
Nail him to a cross and call him Jesus

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Fp1H8ny4gEI

4v4

felicidades al oviedo

The world you were born in no longer exists

>>1824302
Probably shouldn't have obsessed and hounded the bossman, who ended up dumping us because of it. Weirdo.

>>1827164
Put your trip back on.

>>1827468
Probably shouldn't have obsessed and stalked the bossman, who ended up dumping us because of it. Freak.

>>1827939
>>1827468

@kaka
kill yourself

>>1824302
literally dont remember 90% of these

>>1830654
you remember yourself though?

It's fucking over

save us krubb, ignore the stalker

>>1830890
Funny that this type of post only appear when krubb is benched in the room. Weird!
:o)

Tips to cold approach a shrine maiden?

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=pm2qayKCF6E
pw: shaw
today......

>>1827939
>>1828640
>>1827164
Wait a fucking minute... its you LMAO

1 more for 5v5

messoy... come back...

one sec

>>1831934
join

>>1831957
is ryomen there

rigged join

>>1831963
unironically yes

gimi dieded

3v3 in the cytube /haxb/ (2) room

>>1831963
too busy jizzing over pictures of himself

>>1831984
lies I see him in rs room

>>1832032
hi krubb

Don't care how I am being a target of obsession, but I won't forgive any nerd who harass Rigged and Inzaghi
>:(

Hope some of you are good. ;*

but who was monke

Did you guys play last night? What was the turnup?

i can play next week but tomorrow i got my very final exams... wish me luck lads!

>>1832772
Good luck but you should probably learn a trade

>>1832772
good luck!!

i did it guys. thanks for da luck!

>>1833703
Grats ;)

Here at work hoping Sumisexo is safe while checking my multilayered surveillance system for her safety

Can you guys take Messoy back. I think he is lonely without you lads. xd

the devastating emma loss has surely left some scars but we have to move on to hax

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=23cB4vmZdgQ
pw: shaw

on in a sec

1 more for 5v5

captcha G0YG8W

>>1839294
>41 ping vs 35
samefag exposed

>>1839406
leave

aaaaaaaaaa shouldnt be near any haxfield after emma lost on that day... just not the same guy at all

monkeys will be shot at sight on any hax room from now on

anyone got compromising info on aaaaaaaa?

this is the strongest team in brasil btw

congrats rigged you won this round

>>1839631
PDFile

tonight!

ballhax

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=pm2qayKCF6E
shaw

yeah I need to wax my balls

we are alive despite the doubters !

just saw messoy down co-op

mx you uploaded old replay yesterday
cant make stats

winrate:
1. tonco: 0.64
2. rigged: 0.63
3. rat: 0.6
4. aaaaaaaaaaaa: 0.56
5. shw: 0.52
6. ngubu: 0.52
7. cont :): 0.5
8. soft reboot: 0.5
9. Loco2: 0.48
10. death death to the idf: 0.45
11. hard reboot: 0.44
12. benchnaldo: 0.44
13. Fabio Grosso: 0.41
14. r9nazari0000: 0.38
15. monkey: 0.38
16. talibel ferreira: 0.29


goals per game:
1. tonco: 1.0714285714285714
2. rigged: 0.7894736842105263
3. hard reboot: 0.7222222222222222
4. cont :): 0.6818181818181818
5. Fabio Grosso: 0.6470588235294118
6. Loco2: 0.5714285714285714
7. monkey: 0.5238095238095238
8. rat: 0.4166666666666667
9. soft reboot: 0.4166666666666667
10. benchnaldo: 0.3125
11. r9nazari0000: 0.3076923076923077
12. aaaaaaaaaaaa: 0.28125
13. ngubu: 0.2727272727272727
14. death death to the idf: 0.18181818181818182
15. shw: 0.10869565217391304
16. talibel ferreira: 0.0


assists per game:
1. aaaaaaaaaaaa: 0.53125
2. rigged: 0.5263157894736842
3. tonco: 0.42857142857142855
4. hard reboot: 0.4166666666666667
5. soft reboot: 0.4166666666666667
6. shw: 0.34782608695652173
7. ngubu: 0.30303030303030304
8. Loco2: 0.2857142857142857
9. cont :): 0.2727272727272727
10. rat: 0.2708333333333333
11. talibel ferreira: 0.25
12. benchnaldo: 0.25
13. monkey: 0.23809523809523808
14. death death to the idf: 0.18181818181818182
15. r9nazari0000: 0.07692307692307693
16. Fabio Grosso: 0.058823529411764705


goals + assists per game:
1. tonco: 1.5
2. rigged: 1.3157894736842106
3. hard reboot: 1.1388888888888888
4. cont :): 0.9545454545454545
5. Loco2: 0.8571428571428571
6. soft reboot: 0.8333333333333334
7. aaaaaaaaaaaa: 0.8125
8. monkey: 0.7619047619047619
9. Fabio Grosso: 0.7058823529411765
10. rat: 0.6875
11. ngubu: 0.5757575757575757
12. benchnaldo: 0.5625
13. shw: 0.45652173913043476
14. r9nazari0000: 0.38461538461538464
15. death death to the idf: 0.36363636363636365
16. talibel ferreira: 0.25

conceded per game
1. rigged: 1.25
2. rat: 1.4761904761904763
3. benchnaldo: 1.6666666666666667
4. aaaaaaaaaaaa: 1.8235294117647058
5. shw: 2.185185185185185
6. monkey: 2.375
7. cont :): 2.4545454545454546
8. death death to the idf: 2.5
9. Loco2: 2.5
10. ngubu: 2.7142857142857144
11. talibel ferreira: 2.7142857142857144
12. Fabio Grosso: 2.8
13. r9nazari0000: 4.0

clean sheets:
1. shw: 7
2. rat: 5
3. benchnaldo: 3
4. aaaaaaaaaaaa: 3
5. cont :): 2
6. rigged: 2
7. ngubu: 1
8. Loco2: 1
9. death death to the idf: 1
10. r9nazari0000: 1
11. monkey: 1

>goals per game: 3. hard reboot: 0.7222222222222222
>winrate: 11. hard reboot: 0.44

some things never change

What do i win?
Can it be this

why didnt agnni play? agni is such a cutey I love luve lubs love loooove LOOOVEEE him lots I can't wait to see him again mmmnnn... MY agni.

>>1844319
one of his dozen alter egos was there in one way or another

>>1841781
that's an ai man

tonight

>>1844319
faggot

>>1850719
he is weird, isn't he? "Do I fit in :(((" type of retard, but worse.
Creepy af.
Good luck with him xx

>>1850826
Oh, I am aware.
I will be back and revive /hax/ sooner or later.

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=pm2qayKCF6E
pass: shaw
join

see you tomorrow evening if you playing lads

it's time
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=pm2qayKCF6E
shaw

>>1860513
the room so to speak

6v6 imminent

>>1850826
ryomen is rattled by you for MONTHS xd

>>1860513
join

rooms alive BTW

>>1859585
Epic

Dakota or Elle?

tonights music theme... 4chan cup (ahead of next next)

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=pm2qayKCF6E
JOIN

i was playing minecarft sorry

Soon ...

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=GFUADY8JAkI
shaw
nuhax is back

loco loco

You reap what you sow. ;*

>>1871813
Is that why you no longer see your son or his mother?

>>1872463
Never had a son, I baited you since the beginning Xd XD
God, I am always on top. Dumb stalker.
I am happily engaged with a 22 y.o. 10/10 genius cutie from Italy, doe (I am 31 soon)
Mad? Homo?

>>1872580
Keep crying lol I've known you for too long
When was the last time you saw him?

>>1872463
>>1872747
Why do you continue this tom? We all see how creepy you are at this point. Seek help.

>>1872747
>>1872812
Omg, tommy gun.. like.. uwu ( •̀ ω •́ )
like... u.u just stap plss.. dis is crazy chat... like ... uwu (*^_^*)

haxball?

>>1873809
yes
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=GFUADY8JAkI
shaw
rigged will sign your bodypart of choice! dont miss that happening

>>1873817
bump

5v5 soon

>>1871813
weird person u are

Congrats to the british women for their victory; not having a procuring, human trafficking, pimping, drug trafficking regime that steals human rights of the local men and calls itself 'feminist'.


Oh, and the footy thing

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=GFUADY8JAkI
rat ama live rn join

5v5 now

1 more

4v4

Hollandse Geitenkaas meetup
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=GFUADY8JAkI
shaw

>>1888979
join

6v6 soon

>>1890099
moar

Miris cvetnih polja
Njena kosa plava
Moje ludo srce
To je sve što znam
To je bila ona
Devojka od zlata
Nestala je tiho
Sad nestajem ja

Release the dogs, because I have escaped
Rub my cologne on the greyhound's nose
Run with desire, I can hold out tonight
Chase me thoroughly, I want to make it long
And even if they want to stop me, no
I will never stop, no
Warn the guard, I'm going to get dirty
Prepare the cars, gasoline and headlights
Today I renounce the crap that's been suffocating me
Bring out the fangs, tonight I take off
And even if they want to stop me, no
I will never stop, no
Courage at the wheel and in the direction
I will break my scars, you will break my heart
Courage at the wheel and love in the voice
I will break my scars, you will break my heart
Release the dogs, because I have escaped
To the elephant, the tiger, the shark, the greyhound
Run, bark at me, accelerate the cart
Chase me thoroughly, I want to make it long
I want to make it long
I want to make it long
I want to make it long
Courage at the wheel and in the direction
I will break my scars, you will break my heart
Courage at the wheel and love in the voice
I will break my scars, you will break my heart
Courage, love
Courage, love and scar
Courage, love
Courage, love and scar
Courage, love
Courage, love and scar
Courage, love
Courage, love and scar
Courage, love
Courage, love and scar
Courage, love
Courage, love and scar
Courage, love
Courage, love and scar
Courage, love
Courage, love and scar

Kako da te, muko moja
Kako da te, tugo moja
Kako da te srce moje
Za trenutak zaboravi?

>>1893876
>7am on a tuesday
Grim
Cheer up cont

I'm available tonight

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=0IHrSuXkHBE
shaw

>>1899118
krubb

>>1899477
I might join again in 30 - 60 minutes. I need to play with some other kids ;*
Good to see you are all still alive and playing. Nostalgic feeling.

messoy or gimi join quick

1 more spot

<3

kwab

>>1899608
come back just for vibes only to get janny'd by tonco

>>1899608
How do I obtain this power

>>1899608
>cont ghosting
many such cases

>>1899608
You reap what you garden

I adore the fact that my highlights are when I do fuck ups (never tried)
It is telling.
Love you guys.

>>1899927
sorry champ I only skipped through from goal to goal

>>1899939
It is okay, I have an entire fanbase. :))

sdads wehn?

>>1899918
yes backpassing only makes sense when you run out of pitch or have an opponent player in front of you

>>1900575
Los stats son los padres

funny that the biggest backpass deniers are the ones who profit from them the most

>>1900921
I am not reading alldat xD

>>1900921
I feel good when I make her happy

1 more for 11v11

8v7 now join quick

join to see inzaghi

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=0IHrSuXkHBE
pw shaw