/hotsg/ - Heroes of the Storm General - /vm/ (#1776891) [Archived: 608 hours ago]

Anonymous
5/31/2025, 12:40:01 PM No.1776891
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Thigh Inquisitor Whitemane Edition

>Latest live update
https://news.blizzard.com/en-us/article/24205005/heroes-of-the-storm-live-patch-notes-may-15-2025
Replies: >>1776910 >>1779906 >>1783564
Anonymous
5/31/2025, 12:53:29 PM No.1776898
Should Probius be reworked into a Support?
>decrease his damage a touch
>make pylons give a damage buff to all allies in the area by default
>swap out a couple of his offensive talents in favor of supportive talents
Boom, one more Support for the roster and Probius could be made more viable without making him annoying to play against.
Replies: >>1776901 >>1776980 >>1801036
Anonymous
5/31/2025, 12:55:14 PM No.1776900
probius should spawn mineral patches all over the map that he can mine for xp. no abilities, just auto attacks.
Anonymous
5/31/2025, 12:56:41 PM No.1776901
>>1776898
>>make pylons give a damage buff to all allies in the area by default
No one actually likes that kind of "support" because it 1. is static and 2. requires setup
Same reason no one ever fucking stays in Hammer's gigantic range but insists on fighting 4v5 outside of it
Anonymous
5/31/2025, 1:23:29 PM No.1776910
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>>1776891 (OP)
Anonymous
5/31/2025, 3:45:50 PM No.1776980
>>1776898
>reworked into a Support
they need to break the rules more with Probe, his current ranged assassin role sucks
it'd be cool if they fully committed to him being a builder and could create minor structures like minion production factories, shield generators for towers and forts, etc.
make him more Starcraft-y
Replies: >>1777792
Anonymous
5/31/2025, 6:55:15 PM No.1777163
end of the brawl = end of season? it says 14 hours left
Anonymous
6/1/2025, 1:01:06 AM No.1777792
>>1776980
He should definetly be anything except a ranged assassin. We have way too many and if there's one hero in the game who can be said to not make sense it's having a builder unit being a ranged damage dealer. Support or even some kind of weird healer makes so much more sense.
Anonymous
6/1/2025, 2:16:16 AM No.1777942
finished the season with over 50% wr so that's progress
Replies: >>1777956
Anonymous
6/1/2025, 2:24:28 AM No.1777956
>>1777942
Man there's guys with 10 year old accounts that never placed higher than like gold 5 with a 49% win rate across 4k games. I would say you're doing pretty good lol
Replies: >>1778242
Anonymous
6/1/2025, 6:33:13 AM No.1778242
>>1777956
>noooooo you must get on LE GRIND and IMPROOOOVE and CARRY FIVE OTHER RETARDS IN THIS ANONYMOUS SHARED-WEALTH OBJECTIVE BASED TEAM GAME
>how dare you be content playing with others at your skill level
FACT: Bronze today is equivalent to Gold in 2019. Bronze is the default now.
FACT: Gold in 2019 was equivalent to Master in 2015. Anyone who played early could nab a Master and then display that on their profile forever despite being terrible by 2019 standards and braindead by 2025 standards.
FACT: Everyone who holds a high rank now was grandfathered in.
Replies: >>1778252 >>1778278 >>1778384
Anonymous
6/1/2025, 6:46:22 AM No.1778246
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Mommy will take care of you~_thumb.jpg
md5: 0421a3fb763dda2110a2b091765b3ec0๐Ÿ”
Alexstrasza buff when?
Anonymous
6/1/2025, 6:46:40 AM No.1778247
I play ranked because it's fun to play with stakes instead of endless ARAMing simple as everything else is cope
Anonymous
6/1/2025, 6:57:47 AM No.1778252
>>1778242
sub 50% wr spotted
Anonymous
6/1/2025, 7:39:23 AM No.1778278
>>1778242
It's true that the overall skill floor raises significantly over time, and an average player going back in time will be an excellent one because so much about the game has been learned.
But the grandfathered thing is absolutely fucking retarded and you're a retard for saying it.
The reason people get better over time is someone finds something out at a high rank and then it disseminates downwards. It's more about knowledge than actual skill. A random diamond player in Starcraft could go win a decade old world championship easily--even though his micro would be shit and timing way sloppier than his opponents, his builds and knowledge of specific techniques like kinds of harassment is so much better it doesn't matter.
But if you take whoever was world champ from that time and teleport them into the future, they'd be gold or something. The difference is because they're amazing players, they can just learn the cumulative knowledge and will quickly rank up to GM in a matter of months at the most. Meanwhile a bronze player back then will remain bronze now because they refuse to learn at all. If they were learning and understanding what's happening, they wouldn't be bronze.
Anonymous
6/1/2025, 7:50:45 AM No.1778287
>20 murky with slime build is 350 base dps against heroes if full AA uptime
balanced fish
Replies: >>1779520
Anonymous
6/1/2025, 9:14:39 AM No.1778331
can't wait to go 1-9 in the new heroic brawl because people pick heroes with zero zerg clear or self sustain
Anonymous
6/1/2025, 11:58:45 AM No.1778384
>>1778242
Cope and seethe you fucking retard. Reddit is back that way
Anonymous
6/1/2025, 12:15:23 PM No.1778393
Heroic Deadman's Stand is this month's (full month this time!) Brawl.
Replies: >>1778403
Anonymous
6/1/2025, 12:35:33 PM No.1778403
>>1778393
JUST PICK
ARTANIS
EXTERMINATOR RAYNOR
AA VALLA
TASSADAR
ZARYA
ITS NOT COMPLICATED
Anonymous
6/1/2025, 10:50:13 PM No.1778761
Imagine being Sally's pussy eating slave....

https://files.catbox.moe/xbuxr2.png
Replies: >>1778795 >>1778800 >>1778813 >>1812587
Anonymous
6/1/2025, 11:07:55 PM No.1778795
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>>1778761
>pubes
Anonymous
6/1/2025, 11:09:47 PM No.1778800
>>1778761
DISGUSTANG
Anonymous
6/1/2025, 11:22:50 PM No.1778813
>>1778761
tits2big she's not Alex
Replies: >>1778819
Anonymous
6/1/2025, 11:27:19 PM No.1778819
>>1778813
This. Bring em down to some nice Cs and lose that stupid looking white pubic hair.
Anonymous
6/2/2025, 12:23:53 AM No.1778886
HotS is 10 years old! That's as old as Li Li I believe!
Anonymous
6/2/2025, 3:26:08 AM No.1779067
>HotS things that make you HAPPY
>HotS things that make you ANGRY
Replies: >>1779150 >>1779206 >>1779355
Anonymous
6/2/2025, 5:26:28 AM No.1779150
>>1779067
>>HotS things that make you HAPPY
when someone accepts an honorable 1v1 and I win with a sliver of hp

>>HotS things that make you ANGRY
2.0 KDA rat players who just suicide on keeps/core and that's their entire playstyle
Anonymous
6/2/2025, 6:41:30 AM No.1779206
>>1779067
>erping with zagara as abathur during the match (i use the cute zagara spray and then dance on it, a surprising amount of zags are very responsive to this)
>pressing Z more than once as abathur which, for some fucking reason, interrupts the first Z and puts it on a 10s cooldown after nothing happens
Anonymous
6/2/2025, 9:57:04 AM No.1779277
it's tradition to troll the first ranked game of the season
Anonymous
6/2/2025, 1:07:59 PM No.1779355
>>1779067
>>HotS things that make you HAPPY
Rolling "Win 3 games" or "Play 8 games" as quests
>>HotS things that make you ANGRY
Players who AFK for longer than half a minute total and don't apologise or explain themselves.
Replies: >>1779361 >>1779484
Anonymous
6/2/2025, 1:16:18 PM No.1779361
>>1779355
>Players who AFK for longer than half a minute total and don't apologise or explain themselves.
real life happens
it'd actually make me angrier if they explained they had a call or baby shat its pants
Replies: >>1779378 >>1779484
Anonymous
6/2/2025, 1:37:38 PM No.1779378
>>1779361
>real life happens
Yeah, so let your team know instead of leaving them to wonder if you genuinely had a real-life happening or if you just don't care enough to actually play.
>it'd actually make me angrier if they explained they had a call or baby shat its pants
Why? For me, it calms me down pretty much instantly if they do, because it shows that it's not a lack of commitment to a match that caused their AFKness.
Anonymous
6/2/2025, 2:09:38 PM No.1779396
should I switch to EU
Anonymous
6/2/2025, 2:51:37 PM No.1779442
Is qm bugged I legit can't find a game 5min +?
Replies: >>1779452
Anonymous
6/2/2025, 3:10:21 PM No.1779452
>>1779442
Leave queue and rejoin. Sometimes it just shits the bed
Anonymous
6/2/2025, 3:51:06 PM No.1779484
>>1779355
>>1779361
>Players who AFK for longer than half a minute total and don't apologise or explain themselves.
i just afk and put them on my shitlist
if you have real life stuff to take care of, don't make it everyone else's problem by queueing
Anonymous
6/2/2025, 4:21:19 PM No.1779520
>>1778287
Seeing Murky on either team is a lot like seeing Cho'gall on either team, just less so because there's less issue about losing/winning on draft but it's still gay. Can't believe they fucked over my beloved tass/hammer combo to make a man a living turret but the ratfish gets to remain a ratfish for all time.
Anonymous
6/2/2025, 11:42:57 PM No.1779906
>>1776891 (OP)
ANOTHER LIVE PATCH WHAT IS GOING ON
https://news.blizzard.com/en-us/article/24206703/heroes-of-the-storm-live-patch-notes-june-2-2025
Replies: >>1779910
Anonymous
6/2/2025, 11:46:00 PM No.1779910
>>1779906
OH WELL ITS JUST FIXING SOME ALT+CAST ABILITIES AND A SHITTY SKIN FOR THRALL IT GOT EXCITED FOR A SECOND
Anonymous
6/3/2025, 12:08:41 AM No.1779934
fr why is the skin so zugged
Anonymous
6/3/2025, 5:55:23 AM No.1780260
don't forget to log in and get you free 10y anniversary portrait
Anonymous
6/3/2025, 6:59:50 AM No.1780308
bruh
bruh
md5: 4937ac3f07dbb3c502c54ed40911e20d๐Ÿ”
>no 10 year banner added
>we get blender tutorial thrall
Replies: >>1780339
Anonymous
6/3/2025, 7:37:23 AM No.1780339
>>1780308
saddest birthday ever
Anonymous
6/3/2025, 1:58:56 PM No.1780552
I see the janny is trying his hand at making skins now lmao
Replies: >>1780646
Anonymous
6/3/2025, 3:43:10 PM No.1780646
>>1780552
I think it said somewhere that it was an old skin that was never released or something. Either way I've yet to see it in a match so who knows. The completely different artstyle is kind of old school blizzard though.
Anonymous
6/3/2025, 6:53:09 PM No.1780941
why is Alarak even pickable in the pve brawl
yeah sure let me play the anti-hero specialist who does -50% damage against the billions of zerg
Replies: >>1781252
Anonymous
6/3/2025, 9:55:12 PM No.1781252
>>1780941
All his abilities are AoE and he can farm some quests off heroes, he's an okay choice.
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 6:49:00 AM No.1781806
hogger Q is literally a better yrel W wtf
Replies: >>1781946
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 12:09:18 PM No.1781946
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>>1781806
>shorter knock back range
>only stuns if you hit terrain
>twice the cooldown
>far worse supporting talents
>better
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 2:35:00 PM No.1782025
memri
memri
md5: ec24a07985e157e15143e0b46fe5f023๐Ÿ”
forgot I had this
Replies: >>1784505
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 4:18:38 PM No.1782090
bronze 5s with thousands of games and 45% wr fascinate me
who are they in real life, how is it possible to be this bad at the game, is there still fun to be found in their world
Replies: >>1782839 >>1782904
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 10:23:22 PM No.1782792
they have fun playing whether they win or lose
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 10:56:41 PM No.1782839
>>1782090
My account is 10 years old and my highest rank is gold 1, because I've only done ranked placements twice during all this time (both times I did it with friends and both times they got placed low silver/bronze despite doing all placements together. Also both times they got mad and quit playing). 99% of my games are in quick meme
Replies: >>1782861 >>1783001
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 11:34:45 PM No.1782861
>>1782839
didn't ask about your life but okay
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 12:01:50 AM No.1782904
>>1782090
If some people have >50% winrate, some people have to have <50% winrate. That's just math.
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 1:04:55 AM No.1782966
Do people really play this brawl three times for the chest?
I got bored halfway through the first time, but the short queue time leads me to believe people enjoy it.
Replies: >>1782968
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 1:13:26 AM No.1782968
>>1782966
I enjoy the pve aspect and it's 15 mn like a brawl
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 2:03:15 AM No.1783001
>>1782839
pretty sure your hidden qm MMR seeds into your storm league. It's either that or unranked draft. I used to play a lot of unranked/qm and a few years ago tried SL for the first time and got placed in mid plat and easily worked my way into diamond
Replies: >>1783011
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 2:16:26 AM No.1783011
>>1783001
they changed that years ago, now you can only place like silver 1 top
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 6:06:55 AM No.1783170
I just came back to the game started years and am wondering if it's making a comeback.
>59 posts in 5 days when total war Warhammer gets a full thread a day
Looks like no.
Replies: >>1783296 >>1783424
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 9:36:06 AM No.1783296
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>>1783170
>/twg/ mentioned
Hero of the Storm for this feel?
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 2:49:45 PM No.1783424
>>1783170
dead game dead thread
I still enjoy it because no other moba has heroes like zag and aba
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 6:28:10 PM No.1783564
>>1776891 (OP)
Imagine if Whitemane was a loli hhhnngg....
Replies: >>1801039 >>1803436
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 8:09:59 PM No.1783679
first game I unmuted chat out of curiosity and my varian and anduin were erping some gay ass warcraft shit
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 9:02:56 PM No.1783763
Back to the game after 6+years, I just played my first qm matches with Mei after trying her in ai for one.
Why is this hero so overtuned? I mean, I know why...
But is this just a qm thing? How does one hero have an AOE slow, stun, blind, displace, dash, shield, self heal (all in basic kit), structure disable with level 7 talent, and level 20 any death shield that doesn't share cd with trait? They really want you to buy the fat ugly chick, huh?
It's so gross. Please tell me she sucks at higher levels.
Replies: >>1783780 >>1783784 >>1783880
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 9:11:09 PM No.1783780
>>1783763
Yeah she's pretty mid.
>abilities are somewhat easy to avoid
>escape and engage is same button (lots of tanks like this but it always makes them easier to fuck up playing and to shut down)
>main form of sustain makes her vulnerable to every ability in the game
Like she can be really obnoxious but she's overshadowed by other tanks most of the time.
Replies: >>1783827
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 9:12:23 PM No.1783784
>>1783763
Believe me or not, she's actually one of the weaker tanks and one of the hardest to play well, but that's to be expected from a "ranged" tank anyway
Replies: >>1783827
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 9:20:14 PM No.1783802
silver smurf
silver smurf
md5: 3a7f99c8275b8de1ba11af8f98b41223๐Ÿ”
Probably my best 25-game stretch on a smurf, ever. My advice to silver players would be to just pick macro heroes and play the map.
Replies: >>1801043
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 9:33:56 PM No.1783827
>>1783780
>>1783784
Well this is quick match and I'm playing with my wife who only started using keyboard commands yesterday so the MMR is pretty low. I guess I'll abuse her kit until the MMR catches up.
What about mal gayness? He seems pretty mid, but maybe I'm playing him wrong.
I'm mostly maxing chests and trying to get everyone to level 10 and I'll have at least 60k gold to buy heros if I'm not bored by then.

Oh yeah. One more thing. First chest with Mei I got 2 legendary items including the MLP mount. Cohencidence?
Replies: >>1783876 >>1784134 >>1784245
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 9:52:41 PM No.1783876
>>1783827
I'm not very good on malganis and he's quite divisive. Depending on who you ask he's either completely broken, or dumpster tier. He has a really high winrate at high tiers and when you're on the receiving end of a good one it's fucking oppressive as hell. But when you see a bad one he might as well not exist.
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 9:53:45 PM No.1783880
>>1783763
Mei is basically just a damage check. If you have even one competent dps, Mei will melt in any fight she has to actually stick around for more than 10 seconds. She has a lot of debuffs but no damage herself and is weak to cc.

She's more like a win-harder hero. She's not going to solo carry or change the tides of a game where she has disadvantage.
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 11:35:23 PM No.1784047
fairly sure at least 2% of ragnaros' win rate is due to how obnoxiously loud his voice lines are that has to tilt the enemy
Replies: >>1784279
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 12:26:16 AM No.1784134
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>>1783827
>"my wife"
dial back on the chuddisms and settle down, incel
Replies: >>1784235
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 1:55:09 AM No.1784235
>>1784134
Lol, it's actually getting annoying. Her low MMR got us some easy wins and now we keep getting stomped by premades.
I can't just play who I want now because I have to carry and I'm not even good.
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 2:04:00 AM No.1784245
>>1783827
I think in shitter MMR, it's less about which heroes are "good" or "bad" because you're shitters and you're playing them wrong anyway. It's more about which heroes have the less variance and are the most likely to have an impact on the game. So for example Malganis is a very feast or famine hero, he can either dominate or be useless because of one CC hero on the enemy team who's smart enough to wait to press their CC button. ETC and Joh on the other hand are "always good" tanks that have value no matter what. Look for reliable heroes that can't really be countered, not OP ones.
Replies: >>1784306
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 2:28:23 AM No.1784279
>>1784047
99% of rag wins are because he stalled the game long enough with lava wave for his team to get a lucky wipe late game to core. the other 1% were when he contributed to winning the team fight himself
Replies: >>1784286 >>1784306
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 2:33:41 AM No.1784286
>>1784279
That's me. I'm that entire 1%
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 3:10:08 AM No.1784306
>>1784279
This was my longest game when I played 6 years ago. Braxis hold out, lvl 28.
>>1784245
I just did my placement matches and went 1/3. My first game was insanely hard, no one dying for a while and eventually our naz got tilted. My second game the tank left because of hammer pick. Third game I totally dominated but rags got MVP from spamming lava wave.
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 3:11:09 AM No.1784307
WTF Janitor
WTF Janitor
md5: 97e828eb4d1614b69ef8172a7f605f2a๐Ÿ”
Yo janitor mind telling me what the hell you were thinking?
Replies: >>1784322
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 3:42:31 AM No.1784322
>>1784307
They weren't selling enough of him?
Replies: >>1784364
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 4:38:57 AM No.1784364
>>1784322
They need to fuck off. Instead of playing my nice niche hero and being happy I'm now endlessly competing with other retards who think they're good on him, or he's getting banned, or some dumb faggot is freaking out cuz I'm not tanking cuz that's all they think he's good for. Reverse all changes and give me back my main.
Replies: >>1784445 >>1790913
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 5:55:30 AM No.1784445
>>1784364
That sucks. I really hate what they did to Chen (since I played him years ago) because I'm used to breath of fire and drunken haze being separate abilities since April 2003 or whatever.
Also it's alcohol, tea isn't flammable. And Tychus smokes goddamit! This is a game about literally shooting and stabbing people for fun but we have to protect the children? What the fuck is that?
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 8:23:48 AM No.1784505
>>1782025
Did the cute male support fag stop when we got Andy or did he keep bitching until the death of /hotsg/?
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 9:55:47 AM No.1784547
How do I play Whitemane?
Replies: >>1784553 >>1784642 >>1784675
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 10:16:27 AM No.1784553
>>1784547
I think she's a difficult healer to "get it" and needs tons of experience
1. you heal mainly by dealing damage, kinda like a Tyrande, which is inherently risky for a healer
2. you need to apply your trait with Q, kinda like a Malfurion, but it only lasts 8s
3. you have a trait that gives you -armor but +spell power (healing and damage) but it's tricky to know when to use it
4. your abilities cost no mana except Q, which is ramping fast if you use it in succession quickly, so it's not as simple as with the majority of heroes who can just glance and tell if they have enough mana
5. you are near unkillable in the right circumstances, but that also means you kinda need to bait people which is a fine line between being effective and feeding

I'd say the most reliable and effective build is W, at 16 you deal 220 damage (= 220 healing) per sec while debuffing two heroes for -50% damage which means you can completely swing a fight with a basic ability

Pity the Frail
Q
Cleanse
Either ult but Divine Reckoning is usually better
W
W
Either ult upgrade or Purge the Wicked
Replies: >>1784642
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 12:33:36 PM No.1784642
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>>1784547
>>1784553
W is the meta build like this guy advised and it is strong. But I think it's main reason for being popular is that it is also easier. For me I go E build most of the time.
Righteous flame
Unwavering faith
Essentially personal choice but I like Saintly Greatstaff most of the time
Scarlet Aegis
Lashing out
Radiance
Ult upgrade or purge
This build will give you way more damage and way more total healing numbers as a result. However you need to practice landing your E and maxxing your auto. The biggest change in gameplay is that you aren't relying on W for healing. Instead using that cooldown on Clemency to apply Zeal and saving Q's for when you need burst or to shift focus. By not using W you're more mobile and harder to predict. Aegis also is insane anti burst and is mostly used to save yourself when you get dived.

So it looks like
>put zeal on tank
>put clemency on someone else
>spam E and autos while moving around a lot
>keep zeal up but manage mana
>pop aegis if you get dived or there's a big ability
>once you use aegis now pop Q on anyone that didn't get hit by it which will refresh their durations and put a burst heal out due to 16
Between your 1 second E and super empowered autos you will be deleting fuckers left and right while putting out the highest healing numbers in the game. It's disgusting, you just have to practice and get good with her abilities to make it work.
Replies: >>1784655
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 1:02:02 PM No.1784655
>>1784642
I was doing some quick math just to compare

Numbers at level 1 just for simplicity

W
>50 damage a second for 3 seconds
Auto attack
>62 damage a second

So right away with no buffs your autos do more healing than W does and you don't need to channel for 3! seconds to do it.
Assuming 3 people have Zeal and you have AS buff from E autos
>62*0.6=99
>AS is 1.17*.04=1.64
>99*1.64= 162

So your AA DPS is now more than triple Inquisitions damage.
Replies: >>1784658 >>1784717
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 1:05:48 PM No.1784658
>>1784655
Correction: AA DPS at one is 73 not 62
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 1:57:21 PM No.1784675
>>1784547
>mark allies
>pump damage
>be manly
arguably one of the easiest healers
Replies: >>1784678
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 2:03:43 PM No.1784678
>>1784675
>t. guy who is shit at whitemane
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 2:56:04 PM No.1784717
>>1784655
The AA build is really attractive in QM/ARAM due to common lack of competent front line and the ability to increase the duration of your Q.
It's not as disgusting post-16 as W build but it's a viable set up.
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 4:21:58 PM No.1784763
I'm the guy who just came back after 6 years or so. I got whitemane or of a chest just before they made everyone free for two weeks so I'm deliberately not playing her so I can level her later.
I'm thinking this is probably stupid and I should just play who I want.

The irony is that if I can go back to work I can just afford to buy everyone, but then I'll have no time to play so it will be a waste of money...
Replies: >>1784850
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 5:34:16 PM No.1784850
>>1784763
>I'm thinking this is probably stupid
It isn't. Using free rotations to level up characters you do not own is smart.
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:43:59 AM No.1786033
fun fact of the day
Auriel's whip with Repeated Offense knocks back 7.8125 distance
Replies: >>1786379
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 4:09:03 PM No.1786379
>>1786033
>0,0125 units longer than a tower's fire range
based
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:13:38 PM No.1786474
I'm working out who to buy when the free weeks are over.

I've mostly figured it out but have a couple questions.

How is Alex played as you get out of bronze/silver? I'm owning with her in qm, but I think it's because of my opponents letting me spam flame. I'm using globe build.

Is Andy as good as he seems? I haven't had time to figure him out yet.

Can blaze main tank?
Replies: >>1786483 >>1786495
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:17:01 PM No.1786483
>>1786474
Alex is niche, too many heroes and non-bronze players will target your AIM HERE PLEASE circle, but if you become good with her then it's acceptable on some maps (Infernal Shrines) where you can secure the obj with dragon, don't go E build unless you're griefing

Anduin is okay, he's a "never bad" support that's easy to play and trait gets immense value against something like a Garrosh or Stitches

No
Replies: >>1786503 >>1801097
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:19:11 PM No.1786495
>>1786474
Blaze can main tank just as well he bruises.

I think the meta build for Alex is mostly flames so you can dragon spam but I like globe build myself

Andy is ok. His main gimmicks is his pull, and lighbomb is OP if you have certain heroes like genji or muradin. But he doesn't have particularly high sheer out put, is easily dived and power word salvation is a trap in anything above gold as you'll just get interrupted and potentially your entire team killed if they were huddled under it.
Replies: >>1801097
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:20:11 PM No.1786503
>>1786483
I'm what world can't blaze main tank, what the fuck is wrong with you people
Replies: >>1786546
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:29:16 PM No.1786546
>>1786503
engage is telegraphed and slow (compare to ETC's Q)
easily bodyblocked (deal breaker for a tank)
self sustain is clunky (need to W+Q+stand in the flames)
bunker is "selfish" and essentially works as a self-cleanse that can help some heroes but is virtually useless for backliners

are you in silver?
Replies: >>1786558 >>1786572
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:31:59 PM No.1786557
Thank you.

I have 60k rn and I'm thinking
Stu
Alex
Blaze
Cassie
Deckard
Fenix

I got Whitemane out of a box. I might swap Cassie and Fenix for Gary and maybe Anna or Andy. I'm just so bad at Gary because I keep hitting the wrong button, but I can train it if that.

Also considering Dehaka, but he feels too one trick.
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:32:03 PM No.1786558
>>1786546
>not understanding that his main form of cc is his oil
>not able to land Es
>thinks bunker is weak, doesn't understand its main use is the free armour it gives and its ability to cleanse multiple times
whoa guys, we got a genuine gold in here fucking bow before him
Replies: >>1786572 >>1786578
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:33:00 PM No.1786572
>>1786546
>>1786558
Your arguments are very educational, ty.
Replies: >>1786599
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:33:56 PM No.1786578
>>1786558
"skill issue" is a non-argument, I'd rather have a Johanna or an ETC or a regular tank than a bruiser as a "main tank" and if you disagree you're bronze

no one said bunker is weak, it's legit one of the best survivability ults in the game. it's just selfish, learn2read and you can one day get out of silver
Replies: >>1786600
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:37:27 PM No.1786599
>>1786572
just use your common sense and picture a scenario with Joh/ETC/Garrosh as your tank

they can walk/slide to the enemy team, have unstoppable, have engage, have peel, have hard CC

Blaze's idea of "main tanking" is spilling oil (delay) which is soft CC and shit and THEN engage with E which is delayed and slow and will get interrupted
Replies: >>1786610
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:37:52 PM No.1786600
>>1786578
>if you disagree your bronze
>skill issue is a non argument
Lol, lmao. Eat shit faggot
Replies: >>1786606
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:39:05 PM No.1786606
>>1786600
no one said "this hero is good if you can hit your telegraphed skillshot" you illiterate monkey, what was said was "this hero is not good at tanking because the nature of telegraphed skillshots means they become predictable"
Replies: >>1786621
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:39:55 PM No.1786610
>>1786599
What hard cc does either Garrosh or Joh have outside of an ult? You're one of these "Tyreal isn't a tank" retards aren't ya?
Replies: >>1786620 >>1786667
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:41:44 PM No.1786620
>>1786610
>What hard cc does either Garrosh or Joh have outside of an ult?
Bronze post of the day I'm not wasting more of my time on this
Replies: >>1786632
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:41:46 PM No.1786621
>>1786606
Oh I remember you. You're that "it's all predictable" faggot. Listen dipshit. Every hero is fucking predictable. If you can't tell a garrosh or etc is lining up his abilities or when he's going to go in it's no puzzle why you're shit at the game.
Replies: >>1786630
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:43:12 PM No.1786630
>>1786621
>Every hero is fucking predictable.
some are more predictable than others, because their abilities are slower and come with delay, hope that helps smoothbrain
Replies: >>1786635
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:43:16 PM No.1786632
>>1786620
>stand in minion wave
>garrosh becomes useless instantly
>oh no a blind and slow, much hard cc, very strong
Yeah, you're literally bitching about the two most bronze tanks in the game
Replies: >>1786637
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:44:16 PM No.1786635
>>1786630
Imperius is currently the highest winrate hero in the game and there is literally nobody more predictable than that. Medivh is the lowest and he's easily one of the least predictable.
Replies: >>1786666
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:44:29 PM No.1786637
>>1786632
you fight a lot in minion waves in bronze? that's nice kid
Replies: >>1786642 >>1788916
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:45:28 PM No.1786642
>>1786637
I guess in gold people still just walk up to you a lot. I wouldn't know, sorry.
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:51:23 PM No.1786666
>>1786635
Imperius Q isn't slow though! hopefully you understand the difference between slow and fast eventually!
Replies: >>1786689
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:51:26 PM No.1786667
>>1786610
>What hard cc does either Garrosh or Joh have outside of an ult?
I'd like to know this. Genuinely asking
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:55:03 PM No.1786689
>>1786666
But it's fucking predictable you fucking nonce. Now let's play a game. It's called "make consistent points or fuck off". It has a fairly slow travel speed, only marginally faster than blazes E (if it is at all) . It's only difference is that it has a slower wind up, but it also has a much smaller hit box, but it's also super low priority and if an Imp Q's into Blazes E the Imp will get stunned not the Blaze. In fact this is true with nearly every hero in the game into Imps Q.
Replies: >>1786696 >>1786741 >>1786754
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:56:38 PM No.1786696
>>1786689
Faster* wind up
Replies: >>1786741
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 6:09:20 PM No.1786741
>>1786696
>>1786689
I've seen it both ways. It depends on angle and timing.
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 6:15:30 PM No.1786754
>>1786689
>It's called "make consistent points or fuck off"
pretty funny coming from someone who has to make up irrelevant points to argue, but if we're talking about predictability (which is vague and unquantifiable which is why you brought up for no reason) then Imperius Q is less predictable than a Blaze E! one can be bodyblocked and the other can't! hopefully you learn the value of that in gold!
Replies: >>1786766
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 6:18:24 PM No.1786766
>>1786754
>predictability is vague
>brought it up for no reason
>"this hero is not good at tanking because the nature of telegraphed skillshots means they become predictable" -you
So clearly you've chosen to fuck off.
>!
holy fucking reddit lol
Replies: >>1786861
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 6:19:04 PM No.1786768
Imperius's impale can go through impassable terrain, while Blaze's charge slides alongside it. The winner is clear.
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 6:23:06 PM No.1786780
Who wins the 1v1?
Replies: >>1786824
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 6:37:17 PM No.1786824
>>1786780
whichever character I am controlling in a given match
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 6:52:33 PM No.1786861
>>1786766
predictable as a synonym for telegraphed here, you monkey
you can't quantify the predictability of medivh on the other hand because you're talking about the breadth of playstyle, not a fucking skillshot
jesus christ you're one stupid bronzie
Replies: >>1786874
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 6:58:28 PM No.1786874
>>1786861
>I used a word incorrectly so it's your fault
Maybe speak English next time Pablo lol.
>it's unpredictable because it can be bodyblocked
>no I'm talking about wind up
>actually anything telegraphed is predictable and therefore shit
Don't tell that to Alarak lol. Stupid cunt I swear
Replies: >>1786907
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 7:10:36 PM No.1786907
>>1786874
Your lack of reading comprehension is not my problem, thirdie
>>it's unpredictable because it can be bodyblocked
Imperius Q is less predictable because it's less telegraphed! hope that helps!
Replies: >>1786923
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 7:14:02 PM No.1786915
I'm still not convinced of either side in this argument, please continue.
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 7:15:37 PM No.1786923
>>1786907
predictable is not synonymous with telegraphed, which isn't synonymous with blockable. Keep trying Pablo, I'm sure you'll figure out how to communicate soon! :)
Replies: >>1786938
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 7:19:52 PM No.1786938
>>1786923
telegraphed means it can be anticipated, like a slow skillshot in a straight line! in other words, it's predictable you stupid monkey!
Replies: >>1786957
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 7:27:18 PM No.1786957
>>1786938
>it's impossible to predict or anticipate things unless it has a windup
It's almost like these are different words with different meanings for a reason :) don't worry, now that I know what you mean I realize you truly are bronze as shit
>yo how did I know garrosh was gonna throw me, there was no telegraphed visual
Hahaha. Fucking shitter confirmed. I'm through with you lol.
Replies: >>1787003
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 7:45:06 PM No.1787003
>>1786957
it's more difficult to anticipate things that are fast instead of slow and delayed! that's crazy but it's called logic! speed is actually quantifiable unlike your bronze feelings about medivh!
Replies: >>1787019 >>1787093
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 7:50:00 PM No.1787019
1532865429091
1532865429091
md5: c83c2e5639e5de934d83716a3c9bcc89๐Ÿ”
>>1787003
>it seems to be trying to communicate
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 8:04:28 PM No.1787052
I'll settle the Blaze argument for all the retards:
Yes, he can main tank. However, he is very rarely (if ever) the best choice as a main tank. If a new player is looking to purchase him, it should be with the intention of offlaning.
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 8:11:57 PM No.1787069
John Blizzard walks up to you and holds you at a Valla Q with 2025 stacks to make Blaze a good main tank, but a mediocre/bad off-laner, WITHOUT changing him to a point where his hero description
>Blaze is a ranged Tank who specializes in initiating fights and dealing area damage by spreading his flames.
becomes false. How would (You) change him to achieve this goal?
Replies: >>1788521
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 8:21:50 PM No.1787093
>>1787003
You seem to be confusing
>anticipate
With
>react to
The speed of something is completely irrelevant to if you can anticipate it, since you anticipate, or predict, before it even happens. That's literally what the word means. Reaction is what happens after it has begun. An Imperius Q is incredibly easy to predict. If you see him lining up you know it's coming, and if you don't it's because you're stupid. Same with a Garrosh running at you on his mount. However neither gives you much time to react, but this is an entirely different thing. Whereas some abilities can be hard to predict exactly when it will be used like a Diablo Apocalypse, but you have a long time to react to it once it's fired off.
Replies: >>1787133
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 8:36:42 PM No.1787133
>>1787093
no, I'm not confusing the two and I meant what I typed
It's both anticipation and reaction, actually

just because a tank runs at you doesn't mean they're going to fire their ability immediately, and there's immense value in a mounted Garrosh just posturing and threatening to throw you so you have to kind of respect an extra range beyond the range of the ability itself, not to mention Garrosh has multiple combos so it's not as straightforward as "reacting" to one ability when he can switch the order

Blaze E = fixed length + can be bodyblocked + delay = predictable
Imperius Q = variable length + can dash over terrain + fast = less predictable

if you have a body between you and Blaze then you can predict you're never going to get stunned! not the same as "most predictable" Imperius for the bronze anon above!
Replies: >>1787137
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 8:37:40 PM No.1787137
>>1787133
No that guys right. You're retarded
Replies: >>1787145
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 8:40:12 PM No.1787145
>>1787137
no I'm right until proven wrong
>dude you can totally predict Imperius spears more often than a Blaze charge
okay bronzie! I'm sure the Blaze is going to stun me anytime now, with a Misha in his face! I better be prepared to react!
Replies: >>1787192
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 8:49:21 PM No.1787192
>>1787145
>I'm right until proven wrong
Not how it works champ
>bronzie
Post rank
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 9:28:11 PM No.1787312
Just played my first qm with Andy. We had a Val leave in the beginning and I had her on follow. We won. I'm watching the replay. They weren't afk or bots. That's how bad qm MMR is rn.
Replies: >>1788149
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 11:52:22 PM No.1787767
It happened again...
Won with Andy and a bot, but Medhiv carried us
Replies: >>1788149
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 12:48:31 AM No.1788002
you all have brainrot
Blaze is perfectly fine
Replies: >>1788115
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 1:41:37 AM No.1788115
>>1788002
So is Val, but she's not a main tank either.
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 2:02:23 AM No.1788149
>>1787312
>>1787767
Bots are better than sub plat players, and certain bots are like diamond skill. People don't give them credit but they're VERY good.
Replies: >>1788160
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 2:08:13 AM No.1788160
>>1788149
I agree with the caveat that vs ai they are programmed to not chase you too hard and when you have a leaver it's hard if you have to have make follow ranged.
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 3:34:46 AM No.1788259
mecha yrel and mecha valla pilots imply that every hero is a giant or these two are the size of ants
Replies: >>1788272 >>1788275
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 3:47:47 AM No.1788272
>>1788259
Have you seen the size of the minions and forts? The heroes are fucking massive; FFS they're approximately the same size as vehicles like hellbats or ravens
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 3:48:58 AM No.1788275
>>1788259
Deathwing is size accurate, the rest are giants, pilots are also accurate.
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 10:43:35 AM No.1788521
>>1787069
>to make Blaze a good main tank
II take the Q, I don't want him or any overwatch characters to exist.
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 12:03:35 PM No.1788576
The fuck is the point of Chromie when KT and Azmodai exist?
Replies: >>1788582 >>1788717 >>1788789 >>1788934 >>1791471
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 12:11:20 PM No.1788582
>>1788576
>The fuck is the point of an S tier "mage" when 2 B tier mages exist?
Replies: >>1788681
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 3:08:44 PM No.1788681
>>1788582
>tier
It's there any set of data to qualify this? The sample set on heros profile for master has chromie and ammo about even. Kt is much lower but a larger sample size.
Replies: >>1789454
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 3:12:32 PM No.1788687
Also chromie is a lot shittier in the lower ranks., and in qm tlv are the second highest win rate because I guess you have to be good to when try them in qm
Replies: >>1788736
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 3:33:05 PM No.1788717
>>1788576
are you clinically retarded?
kt has nowhere near the range and does delayed damage, his primary purpose is positional disruption
azmo does way less damage until very late in the game, but has great map pressure and siege damage
also he's fat as fuck
chromie is a very skill shot dependent high damage burst mage with a couple of ways to catch out the enemy
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 3:43:55 PM No.1788736
>>1788687
No it's because literally nobody in QM knows how to fucking soak and TLV will have the team 4 levels ahead inside of 6 minutes.
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 4:17:04 PM No.1788789
>>1788576
>why do multiple heroes exist
uhmmmmm...?!?!!
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 5:14:04 PM No.1788865
>play Kharazim
>just scream WATCH-AAA and HUUUH-KUUUH all the time
>???
>win
It's that easy
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 5:41:46 PM No.1788916
>>1786637
Why are you fighting in between lanes?
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 5:51:40 PM No.1788934
>>1788576
Dumbest Nigger in Thread Award
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 6:47:03 PM No.1789060
Am I supposed to double soak top and bottom lanes during the early game if my team is staunchingly running down mid or just push one lane?
Replies: >>1789063 >>1789538
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 6:47:39 PM No.1789063
>>1789060
Soaking top and bottom is impossible try to get them to 4 bot or push
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 8:40:16 PM No.1789454
>>1788681
my own subjective experience, fuck you
Replies: >>1789538
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 9:03:34 PM No.1789538
>>1789454
this but unironically
tierlists and seasonal pickrates are white room broscience

>>1789060
just soak one
you'll lose more experience than you gain by trying to cover both
pressuring the enemy structures will usually break up the fight anyways as people rotate to respond
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 12:24:02 AM No.1790114
>Divine Herald Tracer has a custom animation when readying for QM
cute cute cute!!
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 4:56:50 AM No.1790341
I just randomly thought of old tyrande owl and got sad
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 1:26:38 PM No.1790616
How is this game still going

I've seen at least 2 announcements they were shutting it down over the years lol
Replies: >>1790626 >>1790630
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 1:47:40 PM No.1790626
>>1790616
boomer playerbase won't let it die
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 1:51:03 PM No.1790630
>>1790616
>I've seen at least 2 announcements they were shutting it down over the years lol
The game was never planned to be shut down. Stopping active development (that was resumed in 2024 to an extent) is not shutting down a game.
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 2:33:30 PM No.1790660
How are you supposed to play Anubarak? I'm only leveling him in qm for chests and I tried not going beetle build but kept losing. I lost a mirror to beetle build so I tried it and kept winning. Is it a coincidence and I just had better partners?
Replies: >>1790663 >>1790920 >>1791639
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 2:44:40 PM No.1790663
>>1790660
Beetle build is meta and has been for a long time. His biggest asset as a tank is how his beetles bodyblock all kinds of shit so the more the better. And at later levels they can do respectable healing and damage.
Replies: >>1790920
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 6:04:53 PM No.1790913
>>1784364
Newly returned player here again. I was confused as why this guy is so overtuned and why he's not considered a tank with that sustain.
Turns out he gets his lvl 20 molten armor talent at lvl 1 for free from a bug. The first time I played against him I was suspicious but being new to him I just assumed there was something I didn't know. He can heal off mobs vs a hero when he shouldn't and vs 3 heros he is basically maltheal.

He's free rn but I don't want to learn him with the broken free life steal.
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 6:08:57 PM No.1790920
>>1790660
See >>1790663
The beetles seem boring/bad because they don't really do anything until level 13 in terms of damage/healing. But they bodyblock fucking everything. Characters like Li Ming are just hamstrung by an Anub because the beetles soak everything.
Once you're 16 they also give him surprisingly high damage when just autoattacking things that aren't moving away.
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 9:34:05 PM No.1791471
>>1788576
You're right, Chromie is pointless since her big changes, that's why nobody plays her.
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 10:18:31 PM No.1791639
>>1790660
It's exactly what it says on the tin, he's an anti-mage tank. Cocoon is obviously fantastic to isolate a target, interrupt a key ult, or turn a 5v5 into a 5v4. Either W build or beetle build is correct, depending on enemy comp/map. At 13 he becomes a respectable backdoor menace, and they need to send at least 2 heroes to punish you because otherwise you just unstoppable E away, so it's win-win. Your beetles draw monster aggro so you can spawn a couple and immediately channel Garden/Alterac obj, so use that to your advantage to pressure if both teams play passive macro.
Replies: >>1791724
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 10:39:45 PM No.1791724
>>1791639
I see. I'm getting Gary to ten rn, but I'll try that soon.
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 10:51:21 PM No.1791782
megatass
megatass
md5: 31800a3efdfa07f318362aa9f1782634๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 5:16:05 AM No.1793119
>see 100th valeera in quick match
>alt+f4

I'd rather drag my nuts through broken glass than deal with this faggot pubstomping hero in QM. Delete this bitch, she's worthless in ranked and fucking retarded broken in quickmatch.
Replies: >>1793122 >>1793826
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 5:17:46 AM No.1793122
>>1793119
She's been losing in my games, but my MMR is low
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 5:36:48 AM No.1793144
>in quick match
you get what you fucking deserve
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 5:41:55 AM No.1793147
so let me get this straight, medivh is just a better gul'dan with a self protected and a teleport portal?
Replies: >>1793154 >>1793826
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 5:56:38 AM No.1793154
>>1793147
not even remotely close
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 10:47:00 AM No.1793362
1727335869446391
1727335869446391
md5: e442b71956e2170c8a608a93c160cda5๐Ÿ”
>2025
>master chief still hasn't been added
Replies: >>1793371 >>1794264 >>1807359
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 10:56:00 AM No.1793371
>>1793362
>bro we need minecraft heroes bro we need more crossover shit bro
Replies: >>1793388
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 11:15:52 AM No.1793388
>>1793371
Yes, the crossover ASSFAGGOTS game needs more crossover shit.
Replies: >>1793453
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 11:58:56 AM No.1793453
>>1793388
no it doesn't
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 4:23:37 PM No.1793826
>>1793119
>my teammates sure have been getting ambushed a lot by the Val when traversing between lanes...
>BUT THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO ME

>i can see the Valeera's stealth silhouette, she's right next to our team and ready to attack us at a moments notice! we should probably knock her out of steal-
>OOH, A GARROSH!!~ COME GIVE ME A HUG, GARR- AOUOGHGAAAHHHHH!!!! (blood and thunder!! they're all mine!!)

>ouch! the Valeera jumped me as i was pushing the lane and i barely made it out alive!
>...BETTER GO BACK INTO LANE WITH 30% HP
she's only as strong as players are lacking in common sense

>>1793147
this is like saying Probius and Kael'thas are the same because they each have an ability in the shape of a circle
Replies: >>1794440 >>1795817
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 4:36:17 PM No.1793849
gigachad
gigachad
md5: 4f1aa7117a96cb1b613e151c6756e856๐Ÿ”
>Probius and Kael'thas are the same because they each have a DELAYED ability in the shape of a circle
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 7:34:26 PM No.1794264
>>1793362
look at the master mecha skins for valla and yrel (dual pistol and gravity hammer respectively)
Replies: >>1794381
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 7:56:53 PM No.1794381
Mal&#039;Ganis_Dreadmachine_Master
Mal&#039;Ganis_Dreadmachine_Master
md5: b8a7d7de24d345074d97b81ac4a40690๐Ÿ”
>>1794264
>blocks you are path
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 8:11:09 PM No.1794440
>>1793826
>this is like saying Probius and Kael'thas are the same because they each have an ability in the shape of a circle
funny you would say that because it's unironically true
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 8:17:57 PM No.1794474
>it's another "do nothing wrong but some insecure player starts flaming you in whisper chat" episode
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 9:48:18 PM No.1794787
Newly returned player here again. Grinding everybody in 15 days is breaking my sanity. I haven't gotten a hero in about 100 chests. I'm going to be so burnt out from playing shit I'm bad at and don't like that I wonder what's the point.

Also, no one can explain to me why the first sometimes fire lasers and sometimes don't. They didn't do that when I was playing before. I've been asking in chat, but I didn't think the pugs know either (or even notice it.)

I tried looking it up, but it's hard to look up a change that happened like 6 years ago with shitty modern search engines.
Replies: >>1794928 >>1794963
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 9:50:48 PM No.1794800
Forts. This gay jewgle keyboard won't let me type forts without auto correcting it, but it tried to say fortress.

My brain is fried from a lvl 27 game on alterac where our butcher made the wrong decision ever single time but we won anyway due to Nova duel with everyone else dead.
Replies: >>1794935 >>1794963
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 10:10:12 PM No.1794928
>>1794787
Forts focus fire on you if you damage it's team's heroes. It also has a stacking armour debuff so it can get really deadly really fast. When you notice it's on you you need to leave its range to reset it.

Also stop trying to focus every hero so fast if it's burning out out, Jesus. Just play the game and level up and gain new heroes at a gradual pace.
Replies: >>1795039
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 10:10:34 PM No.1794935
>>1794800
Confused by what you're asking. Forts now prioritize heroes that have damaged allied heroes near the fort, to disincentivize dive as long as there are minions/summons nearby, but it doesn't appear that's what you're asking. Some rare talents/abilities can disable structures entirely, Sylvanas' trait, Arhtas' Sindragosa, or Mei's snowball (talent).
Replies: >>1794963
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 10:13:48 PM No.1794963
>>1794787
>>1794800
>>1794935
Also, and I think I realize the question. When the fort aggros to you it will put a solid line towards you to let you know. It can be missed sometimes but will appear every few seconds that it's focused.
Replies: >>1795039
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 10:28:58 PM No.1795039
>>1794963
Okay so the solid line isn't separate from the tower shots, it's just an indicator and it aggros you of you attack enemy heros.
What about attacking the fort itself? I feel like I've been trying to kill a fort with my minions present and gotten aggro. Maybe I was splashing a hero.
>>1794928
>Don't burn out
I'm trying to play the expensive guys with a bonus to ten, but I did everyone vs ai for lvl 1 or so and most to lvl 5. I'm avoiding the ones I own since I can always level them later.

The stupid thing is I probably will be working full time soon after the free period ends and won't have time to play. I'll be able to afford all the heros if I can find work in my field, but it will be a waste as I'll be too busy to bother.
I'm preparing for the contingency of extended unemployment. The distraction keeps me less insane.
Replies: >>1795231
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 10:44:54 PM No.1795132
read https://heroesofthestorm.fandom.com/wiki/A_Call_For_Help
Replies: >>1795170
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 10:52:54 PM No.1795170
>>1795132
That's what I was looking for. I woke never have guessed that title and google was no help. I stopped playing maybe 2019? Mei wasn't out yet.
Replies: >>1795177
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 10:53:57 PM No.1795177
>>1795170
For future reference, you could've just googled "tower aggro mechanics".
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 11:06:42 PM No.1795231
>>1795039
Don't do Ai man honestly. It's so tedious and braindead that it hurts. Take a new hero into try mode, spend a couple minutes getting a feel for it and figuring out a talent build and then straight into quick meme. Sure it's retarded but at least it won't just be the same mindless shit every time, and the deep end can be the best place to learn to swim.
Replies: >>1795268
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 11:14:17 PM No.1795268
>>1795231
I only do one of 2 games with a new hero because it's griefing of I didn't.
>Try mode
I get a chest for the ai game.
It's moot, I've tried everyone.
Replies: >>1795289 >>1795302
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 11:18:17 PM No.1795289
>>1795268
Keep being retarded then, don't let a guy on his like 9th account tell you the least obnoxious way to do it.
Replies: >>1795321
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 11:21:03 PM No.1795302
>>1795268
You get +50,000 exp for winning a QM game, while AI gives none.
Replies: >>1795780
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 11:26:37 PM No.1795321
>>1795289
>a guy on his like 9th account
this is not the flex you think it is
Replies: >>1795383
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 11:43:04 PM No.1795383
>>1795321
It's not my fault that the game is full of redditors. Regardless whether you're one of them or not I'm still telling you the best and quickest way to level your shit and get new heroes. You want to be a bitch about it then report me for being toxic.
Replies: >>1795772
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:31:50 AM No.1795772
>>1795383
That was someone else, not me, lol.
>redditor
Funny that's where your mind goes.
>report me for being toxic
>9th account
checks out
Replies: >>1795782
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:39:21 AM No.1795780
>>1795302
>50kxp
I know but if I legit don't know what I'm doing I won't get that anyway most likely because my MMR will not reflect my ability and create a loading screen loss.
If a guy I don't plan to play again is almost lvl 10 I'll do an AI game just to knock it out, but otherwise I only use it for heroes I'm so bad with that I don't want to ruin someone's day over.

I got tlv from a chest and I'm probably going to do a few AI games with them before inflicting myself on qm allies. I also really don't like playing Abby and if literally everyone else is level 10+ I'll play him vs ai maybe.

Also I won 3 games yesterday with ai allies.

Also also, it's it considered cheating to play cho with an afk gal? I noticed a few people doing it in qm because ai gal rarely misses.
Replies: >>1795832
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:40:00 AM No.1795782
>>1795772
>acts like a redditor
>gets upset when he's called one
>you deserve to be banned
Nah kill yourself. I feel bad for answering any questions you ever asked in this thread lol. Hope you uninstall you faggot
Replies: >>1795789 >>1796378
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:50:41 AM No.1795789
Screenshot_20250610_204947_Chrome
Screenshot_20250610_204947_Chrome
md5: c38cacad02b09816bf0eaf2145e14ec1๐Ÿ”
>>1795782
>Brings up reddit
>Thinks third party is same guy because he doesn't realize how lame he sounds.
>Next thought is suicide.
pottery
Replies: >>1795796
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:57:20 AM No.1795796
>>1795789
>there's not one faggot but two
not the flex you think it is
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:57:58 AM No.1795797
Ladies stop fighting nobody gives a shit you're smurfing on your 20th account or not
Replies: >>1795813
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:10:38 AM No.1795813
>>1795797
>nobody gives a shit
>replies
Replies: >>1795831
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:19:23 AM No.1795817
>>1793826
yeah, which is what you get in qm. fucking genius over here
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:29:33 AM No.1795828
there are no legitimate reasons to smurf. the only intention to smurf is founded on deception, and the only outcome is that you ruin games for honest players
Replies: >>1795833
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:30:44 AM No.1795829
No smurfing.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:31:27 AM No.1795831
>>1795813
>seethes at random fourth party
lol, lmao. Like fucking clockwork with you redditors
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:32:20 AM No.1795832
>>1795780
>I know but--
1% chance to get +50,000 is still > 100% of 0

>Also also, it's it considered cheating to play cho with an afk gal? I noticed a few people doing it in qm because ai gal rarely misses.
Yes.
Replies: >>1796378
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:32:36 AM No.1795833
1525775846128s
1525775846128s
md5: 74b6c01b41c7f9c2ba9f2c26eafe0255๐Ÿ”
>>1795828
Replies: >>1795835
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:36:53 AM No.1795835
>>1795833
fedora wearers have been extinct for a decade, you need to find new reaction images ojisan
Replies: >>1795837
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:38:48 AM No.1795837
>>1795835
Cringe post
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:39:07 AM No.1795838
this game fucking sucks to learn solo
Replies: >>1795854 >>1795856
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:39:47 AM No.1795839
my main account got banned because of mass reports (this is automated btw) and blizzard trashed my appeal because I wasn't a good goy I mean paying customer, so I stopped caring and started smurfing, the system itself incentivizes that
Replies: >>1795955
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:56:50 AM No.1795854
Screenshot_20250610_215614_Firefox
Screenshot_20250610_215614_Firefox
md5: 2d33815a9360c08fa76a1232d5de26a9๐Ÿ”
>>1795838
Blame on a combination of picrel and the automated reporting system
Replies: >>1796221 >>1796437
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:00:54 AM No.1795856
>>1795838
watch your replays (especially if you lost against a smurf) and identify the error that cost you the game, you don't need a coach but patience
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:26:27 AM No.1795955
>>1795839
fuck around
find out
Replies: >>1796015
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:14:09 AM No.1796015
>>1795955
yes, but propagated over the entire playerbase which is why smurfing is so common
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:21:42 PM No.1796189
>hey Anon, if you got banned 8 times maybe you're the problem
>"fucking kill yourself!"
Comedy gold.
Replies: >>1796221
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:49:09 PM No.1796221
1651361258819
1651361258819
md5: 1ef4926407ca4622bd8866c885a45d2c๐Ÿ”
>>1796189
>comes to 4chan
>bitches about people talking the way they always did before >>1795854 became a thing
Maybe reddit is more your speed if you can't handle banter
Replies: >>1796291 >>1796378
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:50:34 PM No.1796291
>>1796221
Being a retarded sperg would get you banned from any online game years before 4chan was a thing, retard.
Replies: >>1796378
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:43:15 PM No.1796378
>>1796291
>>1796221
I miss old pre smartphone generation chat where you could talk like that, not this is the world now. I realized it was over when you couldn't talk to opposing faction in wow. Wc3 functioned with no patch on an at&t server for a decade and you could say lol yourself nigger and no one cared.

But what I really want to address here is the whole
>I regret giving you advice
thing.
It wasn't good advice. This happens on multiple boards. I've had this happen in /tg/ /ck/ /ic/ etc.
Sorry I didn't think of the exact Google phrase and btw, this is a passing other not my life and google search results reflect that. Just because it came up for (you) doesn't necessarily mean it will for me.
And the whole
>Don't play vs ai ever
thing is strange, like it's not kosher or something.

Also>>1795832
>1%
The chance I play badly and the next game I have with my ally he afk's or starts flame war because I legit sucked (and it's my fault, I knew better) is much higher. Just look at how triggered this guy is>>1795782. Reddit indeed!
Replies: >>1796386 >>1796869
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:51:10 PM No.1796386
>>1796378
>I miss old pre smartphone generation chat where you could talk like that
You couldn't be more wrong, projecting zoomie. Being mean with the staff would get you banned from a community server faster than you can say "f-fucking redditors". The only place you could behave like a retard is a 4chan server, but that's the "post-smartphone" gen and either way you don't even know the usual lobby name and password.
Replies: >>1796405
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:14:46 PM No.1796405
>>1796386
>zoomie
>staff
Read it again. There was no staff. The server was just up for a decade. I played my first video game in 1979. Stop trying to bully people with your retardation, is embarrassing.
Replies: >>1796533
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:27:36 PM No.1796414
>(annoyed) I'm headed to this incredibly interesting area
Orphea is such a little brat
Replies: >>1796750
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:00:03 PM No.1796437
>>1795854
i'm actually really excited for the eventual AI upgrades to automated banning systems
the lobbies are going to be pristine
Replies: >>1796458 >>1796464
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:11:05 PM No.1796458
>>1796437
More likely they will be filled with people who game the system to remove competition.
Replies: >>1796508
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:13:12 PM No.1796464
>>1796437
yeah, leave it a machine to know who's griefing, the 5-death tank who did everything right and died for their team or the KDA Azmo who just sat 2 screens away and lobbed a Q every 10s
Replies: >>1796491 >>1796508
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:29:37 PM No.1796491
>>1796464
The machine thinks my Alex who went globe build and slowed half the team for the entire fight doesn't make the MVP board but the guy who did pve camps is#2.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:38:43 PM No.1796508
>>1796458
>>1796464
that's the glory of AI and machine learning, it only gets better
play nice or don't play at all
Replies: >>1796525
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:47:12 PM No.1796525
>>1796508
>It only gets better
And you're basing this off of what? Do things like google really seem better? They aren't.
Replies: >>1796542
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:55:05 PM No.1796533
>>1796405
>alleged 50+yo
>never played on community servers
>only talks about blizzard games
Embarrassing indeed.
Replies: >>1796559
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:05:04 PM No.1796542
>>1796525
guess we'll just have to wait and see :^)
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:16:48 PM No.1796559
>>1796533
I was raising a family and had a full time job. And before that games weren't online. Keep reaching, loser.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:33:39 PM No.1796584
we should post hot hots babes instead of comparing dick sizes
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:45:23 PM No.1796600
Ah yes, the questionably large mons pudenda "girls."
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:51:30 PM No.1796612
?
esl
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:23:28 PM No.1796750
1695723517856651
1695723517856651
md5: fc1d8c53b39adb724ee5f1f041cf5fa3๐Ÿ”
>>1796414
Replies: >>1796760 >>1796775
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:29:07 PM No.1796760
Screenshot2025-06-11 14_26_50
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md5: 792e240e64ae0c86d47b76b07754034d๐Ÿ”
>>1796750
good post
Replies: >>1796765
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:31:47 PM No.1796765
Orphea Chest
Orphea Chest
md5: 94033183f8c8e97d1f7ac1e793eb4d46๐Ÿ”
>>1796760
Thanks, it's one of my favourites.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:39:09 PM No.1796775
>>1796750
Why do you have this image saved on your computer?
Replies: >>1796852
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:36:54 PM No.1796852
>>1796775
To expel volumes of semen.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:48:11 PM No.1796869
>>1796378
Jesus. Just fuck off already, this thread has dropped off fucking hard since you got here.
Replies: >>1796905
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:13:12 PM No.1796905
>>1796869
>dropped off
What the fuck do you even mean by that? There's more interaction since I got here, unless you don't like it, then leave. No one will miss you
Replies: >>1796976
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:56:50 PM No.1796966
>45 min qm prison game
>they have 3 mages so ending is impossible
Would have actually kms if we lost
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:04:33 PM No.1796976
>>1796905
Yeah and all of it is you asking to be spoonfed and bitching about toxicity. It may be more active but the quality has fucking dropped
Replies: >>1797080
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:06:04 AM No.1797061
I have no respect for butcher players
Replies: >>1797107 >>1797185
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:27:34 AM No.1797080
>>1796976
I think this is legit an AI
I hear this speech on multiple boards
Or it's a janny

But a janny wouldn't be this retarded.

I only hear (you) complaining.
Replies: >>1797183
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:06:58 AM No.1797107
>>1797061
I had one just now charge past a minion wave with 198 meat.
If there's a butcher in the hand I'm always aware of how much meat he has, why aren't they?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:53:53 AM No.1797183
>>1797080
Or just people getting tired of you bullshit you reddit spacing schizo nigger.
Replies: >>1797190
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:59:41 AM No.1797185
>>1797061
>be me
>my butcher is laning vs malth on sky temple
>go up to gank just as malth tries taking watchtower
>ping to kill him
>butcher is afk killing minions
>1v1 the malth
>barely get the kill before he gets to his gate
>butcher still blissfully unaware
>game goes on and I just assume it's a bot by his gameplay
>lose
>check his profile and it's his second game back after five years

he's probably gonna quit again if he keeps having games like that one
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:13:08 AM No.1797190
>>1797183
No, it's (you) that no one wants to hear from
Replies: >>1797249
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:25:15 AM No.1797197
I respect butcher players
it takes skill and individuality to force a bottom tier hero
nobody cares that you're a valla player
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:29:57 AM No.1797201
Why is Malfurion such shit? Would it break him in higher ranks to make him playable in qm? Unless he can moonfire enemy heroes all he has is a weak heal over time. Can't they give him talents that make him playable solo que and just make them undertuned so it's not abused in ranked? I get it. Innervate is good and the sleep roots are annoying as fuck to okay against. Just a shitty waveclear talent and a instant heal talent like Andy has.
Replies: >>1797207 >>1797240 >>1797394
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:40:17 AM No.1797207
>>1797201
>Can't they change the balance of a hero so it caters to my specific needs
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:33:01 AM No.1797233
Why is Shadowstalk so weak? 380 heal over 10 seconds is nothing, 38 hps isn't going to change a fight or do anything against burst and the stealth is obviously useless even as an ambush option
Replies: >>1797239
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:43:10 AM No.1797239
>>1797233
It's it worse than Starfall?
But I agree on her too. I can't believe she's considered a full healer now. But at least she can stun, do damage, and instant heal.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:43:59 AM No.1797240
>>1797201
>have to press more than one button
>cry
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:52:08 AM No.1797249
>>1797190
>(you)
Trying too hard redditor
Replies: >>1803289
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:08:35 AM No.1797261
>want to learn Whitemane
>look up Fan's videos because no idea who else plays this game
>his highlight WM game is just him running around with pocket Morales and padding damage
Ah, naruhodo
Replies: >>1797266 >>1797471 >>1797676 >>1799883
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:14:53 AM No.1797266
>>1797261
>fan
It's there anyone else besides him and grubby?
Replies: >>1797471 >>1821429 >>1821519
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:34:18 AM No.1797394
>>1797201
Malfurion is a 1.66x better Whitemane if you can aim.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:28:57 AM No.1797458
10 years later and I'm still upset they didn't bring Baal to the nexus, the three prime evils together would have been unstoppable
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:49:29 AM No.1797471
>>1797261
>>1797266
Khaldor still hosts tournaments that are worth watching. Dread streamed on youtube a few times last year which was exciting but he hasn't done any more since then.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:15:03 PM No.1797676
>>1797261
https://youtu.be/iHvg13qYea8?si=ewoQt2IYOgFHsBua
Replies: >>1800862
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:11:55 PM No.1799883
>>1797261
she's not that complicated my guy
Replies: >>1800520 >>1800862
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:23:25 AM No.1800520
>>1799883
Nta
You don't understand that difference between simple to understand and the subtleties of high level play and how easily this is learned through a video.
Replies: >>1800535
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:47:19 AM No.1800535
>>1800520
i don't understand your word salad
Replies: >>1801037
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:27:11 AM No.1800669
i have no idea how to play this game but for some reason i enjoy just hitting the random hero button and ruining a match for people as i just go do whatever i want
Replies: >>1800862
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:50:56 AM No.1800862
>>1797676
Thanks, I will check it out
>>1799883
I know what the hero does, I have 57.5% winrate with her, but every game I play it feels like I could've done much more, I feel like I hit my own natural ceiling with her and the only way to go up is to watch somebody who is actually good on her. She rarely shows up on Khaldor's tournament streams, Grubby doesn't play her and Fan's games turned out to be a meme
>>1800669
I do wish the random hero select would keep the hero's cosmetic loadout
Replies: >>1801022 >>1801272
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:27:34 AM No.1800880
If you get mpv on the losing team you should not lose elo.
Replies: >>1801006
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:32:05 PM No.1801006
>>1800880
MVP is a system that can easily be gamed. Just don't die, top some stats with a macro hero, and participate in teamfights (the definition of an "assist" is very loose). I have 60% mvp rate on a 50% wr account.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:45:41 PM No.1801022
>>1800862
>I do wish the random hero select would keep the hero's cosmetic loadout
Same. I'd pick random a lot more, instead of never, if I could pick it without it ignoring my loadouts with my waifus as the announcers.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:58:05 PM No.1801036
>>1776898
If anyone needs a rework its that autistic fish. I think they were intentionally trying to design an annoying character, which would be fine if the game had a larger pool of characters and didnt balance matches based on team roles.
Replies: >>1801272
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:59:24 PM No.1801037
>>1800535
>t.ESL
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:59:58 PM No.1801039
1731992094740
1731992094740
md5: d3715e7955ecf3bb628e75284bc0ba0c๐Ÿ”
>>1783564
Loli with thicc thighs and the same outfit with ass tease.. oh my god..
Replies: >>1801080
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:03:27 PM No.1801043
>>1783802
XP in this game is so autistic. Id like them to try a map with no lanes, just camps and fortifications spreadout in a maze-like arena, with 1 "lane" down the middle so rag's wave ult isnt unusable.
The problem with lanes is that XP automatically congregates and rewards roaming too much. Get a couple of dudes running constantly between lanes grabbing the XP and going for ganks and you will win the game every time. Im not sure what other strategy is even comparable. Have the rest of the team getting camps, or soaking XP in lanes that the roamers arent in and GG.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:40:35 PM No.1801080
>>1801039
Try /ssg/ on /ac/
Replies: >>1801458
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:48:53 PM No.1801097
>>1786483
>>1786495
It's hard to tell at my MMR in qm, but I'm thinking not Alex. I'm actually way better with Lucio. It feels like Alex's kit is crap. Talents that function at high health, heal removes health. Other heal is a bullseye like anon said. Spamming e is really fun, but I can't justify her for that.
Deckard seems slightly better, but I'm dealing with the "pick up the potion, retards" thing.
Is Stu still meta? I don't see him as much lately, but he tends to win when I do see him.
Rehgar and BW are obviously good.
By the time I get everyone to level 10 I'll be able to buy every hero I want anyway, so this is just who to use in storm league in the meantime.
Replies: >>1801294 >>1803397
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:45:07 PM No.1801272
>>1800862
57.5% wr sounds like you're doing well
i wouldn't feel discouraged since WM doesn't have a ton of huge playmaking abilities/talents that require big brain strats

>>1801036
Murky is fine but he's weird to play
you really have to abuse his kit to the fullest if you want good results
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:49:54 PM No.1801294
>>1801097
Not spoon feeding you anymore. Go figure this shit out yourself.
Replies: >>1801350
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:00:48 PM No.1801350
>>1801294
You're not the only person replying. You already said that, no need to say it again. Stop being so insecure you have to keep posting to tell someone you aren't trying to them.
Replies: >>1801534
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:20:52 PM No.1801454
Ladies stop fighting and post Jaina's infertile womb
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:21:18 PM No.1801458
>>1801080
shortstacks are not lolis
Replies: >>1801560
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:33:05 PM No.1801534
>>1801350
I'm going to let you know that I've been 95% of the replies you have gotten between the last thread and this one. Anyways good luck :)
Replies: >>1801565
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:36:40 PM No.1801558
Which hero would be the worst dedicated off-laner?
Replies: >>1801601 >>1801685
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:37:10 PM No.1801560
>>1801458
Well I know that, but loli don't have thick thighs and some ss are flat.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:38:11 PM No.1801565
>>1801534
>The last thread
I didn't start posting until this one. Stop thinking only one person is triggering you.
Replies: >>1801640
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:43:27 PM No.1801601
>>1801558
Malfurion. He has one ability that affects non heros, his trait doesn't affect himself, and his aa is pretty weak.
I guess if you really stacked his tree during first fight he might be not the worst, but then you take the worst lvl 1 talent.
Replies: >>1801654
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:53:12 PM No.1801640
>>1801565
Well than I've ben 98% of your replies lol. Stop thinking more than one person has been actively trying to help you.
Replies: >>1801744
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:59:14 PM No.1801654
>>1801601
It would have to be a toss up between Morales, Ana, Whitemane. All of them basically can't sustain themselves worth shit, have pbly the worst waveclear in the game, no mobility to escape ganks, and no real kill pressure on their opponents.
Replies: >>1802023
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:08:00 PM No.1801685
>>1801558
The answer is absolutely NOT a support, who has self sustain by definition, and often a "damage" build that can trade fairly efficiently. The absolute WORST is Nova: no waveclear, no sustain, no mana, no way to trade. At BEST she can soak a few waves safely because the decoy soaks minion shots but any competent off-laner should take her wall in 2 minutes.
Replies: >>1801718 >>1802023
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:19:20 PM No.1801718
>>1801685
>take precision strike/snipe build
>bribe talent
>worst solo laner in the game
>stealth hero can't trade effectively by sniping and running off over and over
madness
Replies: >>1801751
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:25:24 PM No.1801744
>>1801640
>98%
I haven't had 50 replies, and if your math is like that please stop posting. Go get banned so you can start your 10th account.
Replies: >>1801980
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:28:47 PM No.1801751
>>1801718
What do you think an off-laner is? Nova's bribe needs level 4, and FIFTY minion kills to bribe an ogre camp. At 7 minions a wave, that's SEVEN waves past level 4. The talent only shines if she is allowed to roam and gank, not sit in a single lane she can't even hold.
Replies: >>1801778 >>1801980
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:34:46 PM No.1801778
>>1801751
Also there's a support who has passive self-sustain and bribe at level 1 AND a global: Brightwing
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:58:46 PM No.1801894
I'm going to be learning and playing Medivh for the first time in QM in around 30min. You have been warned.
Replies: >>1802023
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:21:03 PM No.1801980
>>1801751
I never said she was a good solo laner, or even an adequate one. But if you legit think Morales can solo lane better than her you're retarded.
>>1801744
It makes me smile to see that the only reply you've gotten so far is me telling you to fuck off
Replies: >>1802005 >>1802210
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:25:30 PM No.1802005
>>1801980
I would rather face a Nova than a Morales in a solo lane desu
Replies: >>1802079
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:31:45 PM No.1802023
>>1801654
>Morales
she can stall the lane by healing minions and body tanking, grenade can scatter the push so the towers will chip minions down evenly
>Ana
yeah Ana would be fucked, bottom 3 for sure
>Whitemane
early game would suck but she might be able to hold it by tanking the wave and self-healing off of the hero

Lucio would lose the lane long before his infinite sustain could offset his utter lack of damage and waveclear
Abathur could handle the wave somewhat but has zero presence, so there's absolutely nothing stopping the enemy offlaner from steamrolling structures

>>1801685
Nova could hold the lane with decoy alone
it wouldn't be pretty but she could hold the fort well into level 10, at which point Precision Strike makes laning obsolete

>>1801894
have fun portaling two feet away and losing your 39 stacks #RIPBozo
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:42:14 PM No.1802079
>>1802005
A smart Nova would just sit stealthed behind the wall and use the decoy to freeze the lane and soak without exposing herself. She can also rotate better than morales as well and at least poke her opponent, and get camps by herself even if her bribe is kinda shit.

A morales has shit auto attack, her only damaging ability also spreads the minions out and does little damage, if her opponent clears the minion wave then she has no sustain and she literally cannot take a camp even with infinite time. She can sorta freeze a lane if her opponent is dumb. That's it

I'm not advocating for Nova solo lane, but I've gotten top soak with her many times. You'll never ever manage that with morales no matter what you do
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:17:17 PM No.1802210
>>1801980
I always get the info I want eventually, you'll still be a miserable loser. If I have to ask next thread I will.
>happy
Doubt
Replies: >>1802502
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:38:17 PM No.1802502
>>1802210
Do you think this place is going to have a sudden influx of new users next thread? No sir. Someone else may answer you, but the lack of it so far tends to prove my point.
>you're a miserable loser
What exactly are you basing this on other than I'm not behaving exactly the way you want me to?
Replies: >>1802704
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:24:39 PM No.1802704
>>1802502
we both know I'm right
Replies: >>1802840 >>1803216
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:42:40 PM No.1802840
>>1802704
>you behaved in.a mildly toxic way on an anonymous forum
>you must be a miserable piece of shit nobody loves
Classic reddit tier thinking right here. It's funny that this thread lasted for years in its current form and you show up and it instantly goes to shit. Good work retard. Last (you) from me, spend it wisely.
Replies: >>1802993
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:05:06 AM No.1802993
>>1802840
>>you behaved in.a mildly toxic way on an anonymous forum
>>you must be a miserable piece of shit nobody loves
this but unironically
going around behaving like an ass for no reason speaks of low intelligence
Replies: >>1803005
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:07:36 AM No.1803005
>>1802993
Yes, and it's also the game. And there's calling people niggers and then there's sperging out because someone said he already did his hair vs ai at lvl one so the point is moot.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:11:58 AM No.1803032
OMG he's a janny, he deleted the comment agreeing with me
Replies: >>1803209
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:18:03 AM No.1803199
just stop playing your 45% wr level 999 Tracer I beg you you're not going to carry and you're going to make your healer facepalm just play Valla or smth
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:26:04 AM No.1803209
>>1803032
What are you on about now?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:31:34 AM No.1803216
>>1802704
So right you reported this thread to a janny to ban like 3 of my posts lol? It's amazing that in like 3 years I've never seen a post get deleted from here and
Replies: >>1803224 >>1803240
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:40:23 AM No.1803224
>>1803216
the jannies got him
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:52:27 AM No.1803240
>>1803216
How would you know that, janny?
Replies: >>1803249
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:58:51 AM No.1803249
>>1803240
How would I know that I've never had any of my own posts deleted before and now I get multiple in a single day, the same day some faggot reddit type starts seething at me and acting like the type of cunt who goes running to the moderator over every little thing? Fuck man, it's a real puzzler
Replies: >>1803261
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:10:59 AM No.1803261
>>1803249
Dude you're the janny and you deleted the post that agreed with me. No one could know how many posts I reported in this thread. You are the guy talking shit. You some like every miserable mod. I called you in out and now you're pretending to be the guy who initially got his post deleted. You're pathetic and probably a bad actor for some agenda. Or whatever, but you keep getting called out.
And to make it clear, I didn't report the posts that were deleted. Just the "don't come here" ones.
Pathetic.
Replies: >>1803275
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:22:21 AM No.1803275
>>1803261
Nigger like 3 of my posts were deleted lol
>how do you know
Cuz I can count you stupid dipshit
>I didn't report the posts, I just reported the posts
I fucking knew it. You fucking thin skinned pussy redditor. I didn't report a single one of your fucking posts you stupid new fag, no matter how annoyed I was, but you just couldn't help yourself could you, like I fucking called you out for. Kill yourself and fuck off back to whatever shithole you came from you stupid fucking cunt. Good work killing a general that's being going for a fucking decade. Moron.
Replies: >>1803288 >>1803289
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:33:14 AM No.1803288
>>1803275
Ok janny. You deleted the post agreeing with me. The one that didn't get reported. Okay.
Replies: >>1803290
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:36:01 AM No.1803289
>>1803275
And even if you aren't lying (you are) it's hilarious you are shitting up the thread (that's still up) and blaming me.
I've never had a reddit account in my life. Where did they touch you? You get banned from there too?
But your the janny so stfu
>>1797249
This is the post I reported, it's still up. One of them.
Lying loser janny
Replies: >>1803299
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:36:01 AM No.1803290
>>1803288
You stupid nigger, you just admitted to reporting multiple posts in this thread. You fucking lost. You're a fucking reddit janny wannabe and theres no recovering. I'm glad this thread is dead now. Fuck you
Replies: >>1803297
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:40:41 AM No.1803297
Screenshot_20250613_203747_Chrome
Screenshot_20250613_203747_Chrome
md5: 658a1fe0c7022a29e784fa469f409b3e๐Ÿ”
>>1803290
I thought your post got deleted?
Why you lying, janny?
Replies: >>1803303 >>1803315
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:41:07 AM No.1803299
>>1803289
It's also funny to me that you're so new you don't even know that announcing a report is a reportable offence lol. Get banned faggot so we can go back to enjoying hots and not listening to your endless bitching about how toxic I am
Replies: >>1803308
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:41:26 AM No.1803301
How dare you behave like that in a whitemane thread
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:42:17 AM No.1803303
>>1803297
By that logic why haven't all your posts been deleted you dumb nigger?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:45:28 AM No.1803308
>>1803299
I didn't announce a report, I called out s lying janny.
and I don't give a shit if I get banned, but you care if you get exposed, and you did.
Replies: >>1803313 >>1803316
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:47:50 AM No.1803313
>>1803308
Because that would be too obvious
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:48:42 AM No.1803315
1521223044600
1521223044600
md5: 9ffb97761f0f4f5aab38d9c93088859f๐Ÿ”
>>1803297
You don't belong. I've been here for years and years. I remember the garrosh [embed] guy. I don't recall once seeing a janny come in and delete a bunch of posts until now. Which just so happens to be the same exact thread you show up, and the same exact day you admit to reporting posts in this thread. Not only have you brought the jannies here with your report, but if I was really a janny I would have long ago banned this thread for being a general outside of /vg/. Again you would know this if you had just stopped to think. But no. You got pissy pants and reported some posts you didn't like, and now we all get to fucking live with your thin skin and poor decision making. Shoulda gatekept harder I guess.
Replies: >>1803318 >>1809368 >>1809372
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:49:42 AM No.1803316
>>1803308
>I didn't announce a report
>This is the post I reported
Lol, lmao. Fucking redditors I swear
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:50:48 AM No.1803318
>>1803315
Not reading that and no one else will janny loser. Enjoy your vacation?
Replies: >>1803321 >>1803324
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:53:00 AM No.1803321
>>1803318
>gets definitively proven to be incorrect
>just so happens to be the one post he doesn't read
>enjoy your vacation?
How would you know if I had been banned or warned or not? Especially since I haven't stopped posting at any time? You out yourself more with every post.
Replies: >>1803330
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:53:24 AM No.1803322
Imagine if we just went back to discussing Jaina's milkers
Replies: >>1803326
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:55:10 AM No.1803324
>>1803318
Like I said before. You already lost when you admitted to having reported multiple posts in this thread. You can cope and seethe all you want but you showed you're even lower than a janny. A fucking rat, a janny wannabe. The lowest form of life on this site. It's over. You can't recover from this no matter how hard you try.
Replies: >>1803330
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:56:30 AM No.1803326
1509138393800
1509138393800
md5: 7d4a9f2dbd4c7c2f5d8f76eb3d613422๐Ÿ”
>>1803322
Like we have for years straight now? If only we could. It was comfy, before this one retarded newfag found us and it all went to shit.
Replies: >>1803343
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:57:33 AM No.1803330
>>1803324
>>1803321
No you lost
Keep repeating it, I caught you admitting you know I reported you. You're s low level janny. It totally fits. Your rage is delicious.
Replies: >>1803332
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:59:15 AM No.1803332
>>1803330
>I didn't report the posts that were deleted. Just the "don't come here" ones.
You moron, you fucking told me you reported me you stupid cunt.
Replies: >>1803342
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:59:26 AM No.1803333
Lol the janny meltdown and samefaging is hilarious!
Replies: >>1803336
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:00:27 AM No.1803336
>>1803333
Checked! Kek approved.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:02:33 AM No.1803342
>>1803332
You admitted that 3 of your posts were reported first. I caught you and you deleted the evidence. Then you said your posts got deleted, but the ones I reported didn't. All your posts are still here. You're a janny without mod powers and your going to get fired over this, lol.
Replies: >>1803344 >>1803347
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:02:58 AM No.1803343
>>1803326
Cute pic btw
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:04:24 AM No.1803344
>>1803342
I could tell cuz they got deleted you stupid clown.
>not all of them were deleted
it's almost like you're too knew to even know how jannies work
Replies: >>1803347
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:07:40 AM No.1803347
>>1803342
>>1803344
Further you even responded to at least one of my deleted posts so your attempt at gaslighting is even more pathetic in light of that fact.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:52:55 AM No.1803377
So, I never got an answer to my question.
Replies: >>1803385
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:05:44 AM No.1803385
>>1803377
Which was?
Replies: >>1803397
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:12:53 AM No.1803397
>>1803385
>>1801097
This
Replies: >>1803409
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:22:23 AM No.1803409
Screenshot_20250613_215948_Firefox
Screenshot_20250613_215948_Firefox
md5: 1d7295002be6906999ca29f92c7605bd๐Ÿ”
>>1803397
Oh that's fucking rich isn't it? 30 posts of you accusing me of being the janny later and I'm banned and you aren't. Man it's so fucking amazing how so many hours later we finally have legitimate confirmation who was the tranny janny all along. Fucking reddit cunt. I hope someone you love dies painfully
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:39:23 AM No.1803418
Life goes on
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:59:09 AM No.1803431
I feel like weekend MMR is inflated. The quality of games drops in the afternoon and on weekends.
Also, is the order of portraits on the top of the screen related to MMR? I feel like it is.
Replies: >>1803442
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:05:49 AM No.1803436
1733209034205549
1733209034205549
md5: 2882a6c9fd3c67e3f21d5cf9881600a9๐Ÿ”
>>1783564
best I can do.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:11:00 AM No.1803442
>>1803431
>Also, is the order of portraits on the top of the screen related to MMR?
Pure schizo tier belief.
And of course the people without jobs who can play during weekday workhours are better on average than others.
Replies: >>1803445
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:16:46 AM No.1803445
>>1803442
Right, but them their MMR should be lower.
>Schizo tier
I remember someone saying that order than the loading is in order of MMR with the player excepted, but I don't remember where. Might have been mfpallytime
Replies: >>1803455
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:37:19 AM No.1803455
>>1803445
Not too bright, eh?
MMR inflation happens when there are easier games. That happens on the weekends and evening peak times. Thus, weekend MMR is inflated. Players there typically have less skill than those at the same MMR who play during off times.
Replies: >>1803460 >>1803492
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:47:56 AM No.1803460
>>1803455
>Not too bright
No, that was my original point. eBay I mean it's it
>should
be lower. I'm saying the system is flawed and over weighs new accounts and doesn't take other factors into account. Apm, soak, etc, should be able to distinguish between a smurf and a kid playing on the weekend.
Obviously such a system can be gamed, but not of no one knows.
Maybe the code could be reverse engineered, but that's a risk in willing to take.
Replies: >>1803477
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:22:08 AM No.1803477
>>1803460
You're making the fatal mistake every armchair MMR complainer does. It's basic information theory. If you look at the entire game, you have all possible information contained within. If you pick and choose particular aspects, you can only hope to do as well if you simply looked at win/loss. In reality you will necessarily do worse.
Your proposed system will ALWAYS perform worse than taking into account nothing other than win/loss. In fact, looking only at win/loss is the best possible determination you can make.
In terms of gaming the system, it'll be figured out. Consider the MVP formula. We don't know exactly what it is. But over the years it's been pretty well determined that the single biggest factor is not dying. So people can easily game the MVP system and collect MVPs while not actually contributing to winning the game in a meaningful way.
The same WILL happen to any MMR formula. It is inevitable.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:40:17 AM No.1803492
>>1803455
peak hours = more players = fairer games

These games are not "easier" but they are fairer. There is a nuance. When I'm unlucky enough to play during off-peak hours, I ALWAYS get diamond lobbies (NA) and I'm ALWAYS expected to carry people sometimes 2 full ranks below me. These games are coin-flips that hinge on which team got the biggest feeder and the system overestimates your ability to take over a game as the sole diamond, especially since every won battle is immediately negated by the feeder inting for the 10th time 30 seconds later. I don't think I lost a lot of MMR that way, but it definitely skews the accuracy.
Replies: >>1803533
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:50:32 AM No.1803533
>>1803492
That's not exactly true. What skews the accuracy is including people of disparate MMR in the same game. This doesn't have to do with the time you play inherently, and in a 'good' system would never happen.
In HotS it happens if the game decides you've been in queue too long (>5 minutes). Then it widens the window and the game quality decreases. MMR algorithms actually still handle this without issue, it's just that since the uncertainty rapidly increases the number of games you need to overcome this increases past the amount most people actually play.
Basically this has nothing to do with MMR at all, and is a decision knowingly made by Blizzard that they'd rather have you in a game that's known to be unbalanced and unfair than in queue. It is bullshit though, and if I was told beforehand it'd be one of those masters and bronze on the same team games I'd rather just not queue up. I'm sure they have the metrics that show it's better to do overall, but I'd conjecture it disproportionately hurts the higher ranks' enjoyment.
Replies: >>1803753
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:38:51 AM No.1803560
WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS post pictures you fucking nerds
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:26:48 PM No.1803753
>>1803533
>queue times
Of course. That's a big factor
But also, I just realized that the text abuse report system also messes with it. The system tries to not pair you with someone you previously reported or who reported you. This makes matchmaking even more of a cluster fuck as this has nothing to do with skill or gameplay.
Replies: >>1803890 >>1804300
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:45:34 PM No.1803890
>>1803753
>The system tries to not pair you with someone you previously reported or who reported you.
I don't think that is anything more than a rumour
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:22:30 PM No.1804300
>>1803753
>The system tries to not pair you with someone you previously reported or who reported you.
I can tell you from experience, this is objectively false.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:21:52 PM No.1804789
why do KTs prefer the cdr instead of the slow on W spread
Replies: >>1804926 >>1805091
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:54:49 PM No.1804926
>>1804789
CDR applies per each tick of damage, it's useful even if the enemy team splits.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:50:14 PM No.1805091
>>1804789
>cooldown reduction applies to ALL basic abilities (basically 3s reduction if you double-cast Living Bomb)
>still benefits from non-Heroic targets (creeps, mercs, structures)
>slows don't kill things
>insane amounts of CDR if you spread to multiple targets
also the fact that the slow only goes off on explosion is annoying
Replies: >>1805135
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:10:54 PM No.1805135
>>1805091
Almost all correct, but slows kill things. A lot more than most people realize.
Replies: >>1805794
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:42:57 AM No.1805794
>>1805135
slows PERMIT things to be killed by keeping an enemy locked down, but they don't actually kill things themselves
it's theoretical dps in the grand scheme of things, which isn't necessary for an AoE powerhouse like KT
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:27:53 AM No.1805931
>free heroes period is over
eh fuck you I'm not buying deathwing for 15k
Replies: >>1806298
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:04:19 PM No.1806298
>>1805931
Just roll him from a chest :^)
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:38:12 PM No.1807359
>>1793362
The problem with adding master chief is all the interesting things to do with him are from 343 games. Otherwise he's just fenix with displacement spells.
343 games would put him into killier bruiser space with Thrall and Imperius but as a ranged character he'd have his own niche.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:13:11 AM No.1807679
>team is down literally three levels (19 vs 22)
>our offlane has half the xp the enemy's does
>our tank has 8 deaths and starts a fight outside of walls
>clearly it's the dps and healer's fault
I hate duos so much it's unreal
You shouldn't be able to queue with someone who's more than two separations from you; so plat 3 can only queue with other plats but never a diamond or gold
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:30:19 AM No.1807713
>expanded search
>I'm crown
don't even have to check profiles, this is a 15-minute loss
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:19:33 AM No.1807771
i am now playing stukov in qm without ever pressing q because i think its funny
Replies: >>1807779
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:25:26 AM No.1807779
>>1807771
oh also i bound healing virus to right click and moving to q, idk if that matters
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:03:41 PM No.1808493
>CHANGE IS UPON US
>never changes, is just soak + Z bitch
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:22:38 PM No.1809079
>think about playing hots
>remember medivh is still in the game
Maybe next year
Replies: >>1809389
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:57:29 PM No.1809127
>For creatures with such short live spans, you Terrans are so EAGER to die
should have been an Alarak voiceline
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:39:59 PM No.1809177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkTLsKooKdE
Odin big boy
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 2:58:03 AM No.1809368
>>1803315
>I was really a janny I would have long ago banned this thread for being a general outside of /vg/.
nope. Generals are officially banned from /v/, not from the spin-off boards.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:01:37 AM No.1809372
>>1803315
>I was really a janny I would have long ago banned this thread for being a general outside of /vg/.
Nope. Generals are only officially banned from /v/, not from the /v/ spin-off boards.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 3:18:32 AM No.1809389
medivh pick rate
medivh pick rate
md5: 02add6bd8048e85bed83a41fe1b0971d๐Ÿ”
>>1809079
He's in the bottom 15 by pick rate in SL and still in the bottom half in QM.
Replies: >>1809618
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 5:40:56 AM No.1809618
>>1809389
not this again, whitemane autism >>> medivh autism
let's talk about a hero nobody talks about
ana!
If you land every shot, is she the best?
Replies: >>1809646 >>1809649
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:03:26 AM No.1809646
>>1809618
>If you land every shot
As any hero? Kel'Thuzad.
As Ana, but just the average/expected accuracy on everyone else? Yeah.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:05:07 AM No.1809649
>>1809618
No; she's simply too slow and vulnerable
Replies: >>1810289
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 6:26:15 AM No.1809684
clown fiesta
clown fiesta
md5: 34075ac3e55ffe4041eb5253b96f92d3๐Ÿ”
I fucking hate this game sometimes
Replies: >>1809971
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:45:56 PM No.1809971
>>1809684
You had macro with azmo + sylv and valeera + aba for kill pressure honestly this looked like an easy win
Replies: >>1810462
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 4:02:43 PM No.1810104
>the faggot that was trash talking me last match is now in the enemy team
>he's so insecurely terrified of dying by my team (because of me) that he played like a passive cowardly rat
>died at the end anyway and it cost the enemy team the game
feels good man, hope they reported the subhuman as well
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 7:51:35 PM No.1810289
>>1809649
for some reason I feel very emboldened as ana, she's such an unassuming small granny that it's like people don't see her half the time, and I feel like my teammates are more protective of me. I can be very aggressive and waddle away unpunished

versus alex or someone where it feels like I have a million dollar bounty on my head
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:04:38 PM No.1810342
e
e
md5: 9e31b6b0e77c6f877983da96ab7498df๐Ÿ”
why
Replies: >>1810360
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:07:19 PM No.1810344
you know what never made sense to me? people complaining about orphea and qhira taking valuable hero spots before the game got canned, Starcraft gave us a fucking medic, a fucking tank, a fucking firebat and a fucking probe (protoss worker)
Replies: >>1810361 >>1810585 >>1811052 >>1824358
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:17:11 PM No.1810360
>>1810342
Sometimes it's a panic auto-favorite selection, but there really isn't any excuse for only having 120 stacks at level 20
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 9:19:08 PM No.1810361
>>1810344
Orphea isn't too bad cuz she's a cute loli and reasonably balanced. Qhira is an obnoxious DEI hero clearly piggybacking off of Wakanda shit, with a schizophrenic lore and theme, and was horrifically unbalanced on launch.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:44:30 PM No.1810462
>>1809971
We did win it was just a fucking shitshow and sometimes I want to have a nice fun game not a 'ignore the enemy team and bumrush their keeps lmao' """"game""""
Replies: >>1810464
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:48:29 PM No.1810464
>>1810462
that IS a game and part of what makes heroes of the storm fun, if you just want pure pvp 24/7 you'd play ARAM
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:38:41 AM No.1810585
1745468798311909
1745468798311909
md5: 16234830831c19b7c4ec04cec55ecc1f๐Ÿ”
>>1810344
>hating orphea
>throwing orphea into the same basket with the creatively bankrupt blackrock funds bait we wuz wakanda bitch
kys but unironically
Replies: >>1810596
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:50:31 AM No.1810596
>>1810585
I don't hate orphea in fact if you read my post there is no implication of that whatsoever
Replies: >>1810600
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:54:02 AM No.1810600
>>1810596
hmm you're right, what do i do now?
do i delete my post to save face on an anonymous board?
Replies: >>1810607
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:01:40 AM No.1810607
>>1810600
Quote part of his post and post a redditjak, repeat until the other guy gets bored, that way you win every internet discussion.
Replies: >>1810700
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:06:34 AM No.1810700
>>1810607
this guy internets
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:14:30 AM No.1810761
I feel like W valla is so underrated when 95% go for AA or Q, but maybe it stacks too slowly IDK
Replies: >>1810816 >>1810844 >>1811508
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:59:02 AM No.1810816
>>1810761
W is too short range imo
AA shits out damage and she has gigamovespeed
Q she's safe and still shits out dmg
W she does decent damage but the coc build on jaina is the same thing but better in every conceivable way since it roots and she passively slows and can catch niggas with ele
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:30:49 AM No.1810844
>>1810761
You generally don't take valla in order to spray out mediocre aoe ability damage. You would just take a proper mage for that.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:47:36 AM No.1810854
Emoji_Orphea_Pack_1_Orphea_Meh
Emoji_Orphea_Pack_1_Orphea_Meh
md5: 8ada47b9c1c2b2fd123e3682986689ae๐Ÿ”
>playing a lot of orphea lately
>have fairly good q accuracy
>occasionally take final toccata at 20 because the talent is rad as hell
>miss the empowered q every. fucking. time.

I honestly wish it just activated randomly so I wouldn't psyche myself out everytime I use it
Replies: >>1810894
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:21:51 AM No.1810894
>>1810854
Take it as a defensive talent and activate it when pursued. Boom, your accuracy rises by 300%.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:16:01 AM No.1811052
>>1810344
you haven't yet made a point. do you have a point to make?
Replies: >>1811060
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 9:29:14 AM No.1811060
SCMedic
SCMedic
md5: ca46d976ab393f0670fe198d54663db9๐Ÿ”
>>1811052
you can't complain about "wasted" hero slots when blizzard spent 4 slots on basic Starcraft units, hots was supposed to be the all stars of Blizzard for people who want to play as the iconic Arthas or Kerrigan or Diablo, etc... not (insert basic bitch unit from brood war)
Replies: >>1811088 >>1811340 >>1811512 >>1811575 >>1824358
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:18:43 AM No.1811088
>>1811060
>t. zoomer
I would love to ฬถcฬถuฬถmฬถ ฬถiฬถnฬถsฬถiฬถdฬถeฬถ play as the valk pilot.
The basic units of brood war are loved; the game is still being competitively played and has a very good argument as being the best RTS in the current year. They ARE the all-stars. They just didn't repeat basic units that were already heroes, such as Artanis (zealot) or Raynor (marine).
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:25:58 PM No.1811340
>>1811060
That stopped being the case when they added Tracer before OW even came out.
Siege tank is only a miss because its a girl and not some fat retard like in BW
Replies: >>1811343
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:30:48 PM No.1811343
>>1811340
Siege tank is fine cuz it's a big titted bitch modeled off of one of the devs.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:25:41 PM No.1811508
>>1810761
building for W + Volley is gigafun but i only usually do it if there's someone else going AA and the enemy team is kinda squishy
most of the time i go for pumping out autoattacks because she can shoot SO. DAMN. FAST.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:29:40 PM No.1811512
>>1811060
i'd sooner trade all OW heroes for 1 starcraft neutral critter unit
Replies: >>1811535 >>1811575
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:54:28 PM No.1811535
>>1811512
We need pandabearguy now more than ever
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:30:16 PM No.1811575
>>1811060
Do consider Warcraft has more of a wealth long-established singular characters to pull from to fulfill unique mechanic/role ideas, whereas Starcraft is character-bare but still has cool mechanics/units to pull from.
I would argue the Diablo 2 (and 3? never played) heroes are just as "basic bitch" as those Starcraft heroes. They have no personal stories in the game, you click them around, they say things occasionally, like the starcraft units. They had to make up names for them. Or if they always had canon names, nobody knew them.
The siege tank is incredibly iconic and deserved to exist. That is a Blizzard all star. I agree they could have used Edmund Duke instead of Hammer, although Duke is probably not a hero most people would want to play as compared to a cute southern belle, given that he's strictly written to be a backstabbing aggravating cunt that dies like a bitch (I love him). The medic was worthy of being a hero icon-and-mechanic-wise but wtf could they do about that character-wise? Probe is awesome and you're gay. It's novel to have a worker unit be a hero, and it's the only SC worker unit viable to be an ASSFAGGOTS hero.
Personally I agree on the firebat. I don't even know what he does in HotS that particularly needed to exist. Maybe it was a black thing. But the point he and the others are inherently disadvantaged by their franchise.

I guarantee a lot of heroes were partially made back when they were comfily resting on Blizzard's titanic shoulder and had a limitless future, but then resources and schedules got tight and they had to get things out the door. You have your perfect Cairne Bloodhoof on the wall, but some guy made models and animations for fucking Hogger a few years ago and you have to give him Cairne's shockwave that you made.

>>1811512
>executor, the enemy core has been weakened, but I fear we have sustained severe damage ourselves. I will steer the screaming bird of Shakuras into a collision course with the core!
Replies: >>1811605 >>1811714 >>1811807
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:54:47 PM No.1811605
>>1811575
Bunker is a neat enough ult to justify his existence. Letting allies escape that way is a really cool and underutilized effect.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:54:23 PM No.1811714
>>1811575
>Probe is awesome and you're gay.
Your post was really solid outside this part
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:01:22 PM No.1811724
the amount of diamonds who can't count to 4 to line up their abilities after a gorge is making me lose all hope in humanity
Replies: >>1811749 >>1811799
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 11:23:02 PM No.1811749
>>1811724
Honestly I think that Gorge is a trap talent for sub-masters.
People just can't react well to it, and on top of that the level 20 enhancement is constantly criminally misused, and it's one of the few abilities that can be used to aid the enemy team if used poorly.
The overwhelming majority of players use it to try to run backwards for a 'secured' kill, but there's a million ways that can go wrong. There needs to be a big neon sign that says "this is just a CC ability keep tanking while they're in your belly" for most people. It's not that it can't be used well, just that it rarely is.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:14:02 AM No.1811799
>>1811724
>take meme talent
>it's everyone elses fault it doesn't work
no, you're just bad at stitches. Stop taking him
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 12:22:31 AM No.1811807
>>1811575
>I don't even know what he does in HotS that particularly needed to exist.
Ranged tanking, even if Mei does that concept better.
Replies: >>1813523
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:23:25 PM No.1812363
Stitches is a specialist, not a tank
Replies: >>1812385
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:48:36 PM No.1812380
Xul is a specialist, not a bruiser
Replies: >>1812385
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:50:55 PM No.1812385
>>1812363
>>1812380
Maybe under the old classification of specialist but not the current one. Although they should just call Abathur a healer, Zarya a bruiser and TLV a melee assassin and be done with the entire role.
Replies: >>1812387 >>1812389
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:52:47 PM No.1812387
>>1812385
>Abathur a healer
That's like calling pre-rework Tassadar a healer
Replies: >>1812393
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:55:32 PM No.1812389
>>1812385
Nah, rework two or three chars into supports instead.
Replies: >>1812393
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:58:28 PM No.1812393
>>1812387
Or Uther for that matter yet here we are >>1812389
Won't ever happen
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 5:35:09 PM No.1812421
nothing ever happens
Replies: >>1812470
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:15:43 PM No.1812470
R
R
md5: 93d18ec347c27146b92adcc81c7e4768๐Ÿ”
>>1812421
That's not true. They ruined my boy and I'll never forgive them
Replies: >>1812473
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:17:18 PM No.1812473
>>1812470
Your boy got the balance he deserved. Now Zul'jin, he was murdered in cold blood.
Replies: >>1812483
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:27:08 PM No.1812483
>>1812473
No, he didn't. He had his best and most useful talent for like 4 years gutted in exchange for a side grade on a level one talent that hasn't been relevant since he was nerfed those same 4 years ago and a new functionality that only benefited him cuz it was bugged. In exchange I now get to be banned every match, forced into tanking instead of bruising, and/or have to compete with some flavour of the month shitters who think they're good on him. It's shit mate, I want those changes reverted so badly
t. guy who has been maining him literally since release and has maintained a 70% winrate across like 4k games across multiple accounts.

On the other hand I do sympathize with the zuljin mains who got fucked recently.
Replies: >>1813501
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 6:50:33 PM No.1812504
Orphea is a teenager, not a loli
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:10:34 PM No.1812535
having a bruiser whose default role isn't off-laning is good for variety
Replies: >>1812543
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:19:34 PM No.1812543
>>1812535
There's like 4 of those already. And having an offlane talent gutted to "buff" a team fight talent when both could have just been kept is asinine. He should just be reworked into an actual melee assassin.
Replies: >>1812549
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:26:40 PM No.1812549
>>1812543
>There's like 4 of those already
Thrall, Imperius, Deathwing, who else? Varian? Wouldn't say he counts, given that he used to be Multiclass, Taunt/Smash make him obviously not a bruiser at all and he even counts as tank for QM matchmaking.
Replies: >>1812551
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:31:21 PM No.1812551
>>1812549
Chen too.

To be clear, all of these can offlane somewhat, but it's that none of them can camp super well and can't dual soak. Imperius could with holy fervor but he lost that so he's back to being either a tank or melee assassin like he was before. And like I said he got nothing in the trade. Q at one was sidegraded and Molten Armor is stupid in its current incarnation and he lost almost his entire ability to solo lane effectively and also what made his E build at 13/16 even worth taking at all.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:39:32 PM No.1812558
having a tank whose default role isn't tanking is good for variety
Replies: >>1812559
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:40:11 PM No.1812559
>>1812558
Tanking is the smallest role and having tanks who can't tank sucks.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:43:08 PM No.1812565
having an assassin whose default role isn't assassinating is good for variety... oh wait that's half the role lmoa
What word do you guys think should've been used instead of Assassin? Some localizations use Killer, but that sounds cheesy in English, even if it's strictly speaking more accurate than Assassin.
Replies: >>1812572
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:46:39 PM No.1812572
>>1812565
I don't know but this post format you're going for is getting tiresome. Hope someone else takes your bait cuz I'm over it.
Replies: >>1812578
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:51:43 PM No.1812578
>>1812572
Shitposting is bait now? As expected of /hotsg/.
Replies: >>1812579
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:53:11 PM No.1812579
>>1812578
>a shitpost isn't bait
The absolute state of newfags
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:59:40 PM No.1812587
>>1778761
best bowl of fruit i've seen in a long time
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:04:12 PM No.1813501
>>1812483
>across multiple accounts
Put "this is a faggot's opinion" at the beginning of all your posts to save us the trouble.
Replies: >>1813524 >>1813552 >>1813581
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:08:30 PM No.1813523
>>1811807
What makes Blaze ranged? That his autoattack technically isn't melee and neither is his limp utility Q? Muradin is more of a ranged tank than Blaze is.
Replies: >>1813551
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:08:33 PM No.1813524
>>1813501
>what is playing on multiple servers
Replies: >>1814579
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:15:27 PM No.1813551
>>1813523
>ranged normal attacks (4.5, which is the same as a low-range DD like Cassia or Genji)
>AoE slow that can be thrown a good distance away
>projectile that turns the AoE slow into AoE damage (with talents to keep the AoE slow in it)
>large AoE on one heroic
His kit very much lets him output numbers and debuffs from distance.
Though, technically, the classification is just based on a hero's normals. Genji plays closer to a Melee Assassin, but since he throws shurikens for his normal attack, he's considered ranged.
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:15:33 PM No.1813552
>>1813501
It's funny how, until your faggot ass showed up, I, and others, could say that without a bunch of reddit tier seething. As before I recommend you kill yourself you retarded janny faggot.
Replies: >>1814579
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 11:21:14 PM No.1813581
>>1813501
Kindly link to a single post you've made this entire thread that was useful or interesting
Replies: >>1814579
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:21:37 AM No.1813865
I always pick the regen at 1 on Deathwing even though it's useless late game.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:57:23 AM No.1813987
muradin needs a rework (buff)
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:53:11 AM No.1814579
>>1813581
>>1813552
>>1813524
smurfs mad
sorry you got stuck in at a rank you toootally didn't deserve to be in.
Replies: >>1814671 >>1814695 >>1814713
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 4:46:47 AM No.1814671
>>1814579
What the fuck are you talking about retard?
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:02:14 AM No.1814695
>>1814579
I have one account and only play QM.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:17:56 AM No.1814713
>>1814579
A thief believes everybody steals.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:43:21 AM No.1814991
102
102
md5: 0bf7937570de865076db4b784e5c367f๐Ÿ”
how much hots is too much hots
Replies: >>1815001 >>1818229
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 9:55:49 AM No.1815001
1723609368651617
1723609368651617
md5: 1124ff63fe76f14cbf8c65e3c33f9e5b๐Ÿ”
>>1814991
no such thing
Replies: >>1815011 >>1831477
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:07:42 AM No.1815011
>>1815001
>heroes played 87
bro your orphea qhira hogger?
Replies: >>1815070
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:53:20 AM No.1815038
It's honestly disgusting how high my win rate with hammer is when all I do is A-move with hover siege
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 12:15:14 PM No.1815070
>>1815011
>orphea
she's lvl 37, she was the most fun hero i've ever played until her nerfs, so in other words i barely played her since the first patch after her release
>qhira hogger
can't do, i'm racist
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 1:56:57 PM No.1815122
legendary
legendary
md5: 5f4f8ac2f0edcb60ba42fdfd7085fc37๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:28:02 PM No.1815274
dAMN i LOVE playing heroes of cc craft where every fucking gamne is spent being hard cc for 80% of it with no way to do anything about it because WHOOOPSIE we forgot to add any talents to deal with the fact we gave 97% of the roster easy to land hard cc HHAAHA no wonder this dogshit game died you bareley get to play the actual game.
Replies: >>1815278 >>1815313 >>1817228
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:32:10 PM No.1815278
>>1815274
>takes valla into a team running a Varian tyrande combo
Skill issue.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:55:06 PM No.1815313
>>1815274
bro just play deathwing or aba, CC can't affect these
Replies: >>1816313
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 10:34:08 PM No.1816313
>>1815313
Deathwing is slow as hell
And Aba gets CC'd by his own teammates
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:30:36 PM No.1816586
Screenshot 2025-06-20 at 23-30-21 Unstoppable - Heroes of the Storm Wiki
Replies: >>1816621
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:38:07 PM No.1816621
>>1816586
nah dude like hard cc has no answer someone FUCKING STUN THE JOH PLEASE
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:10:05 AM No.1817228
>>1815274
>complaining about cc in a game allergic to cc like LoL
Anon pls
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:04:04 AM No.1817822
1666222129298
1666222129298
md5: d6787cd9c20c9014563423067ed9f881๐Ÿ”
Not enough Li Li in this thread
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:05:58 AM No.1817828
Li Li is a disgusting anthropomorphized midget panda, not your virtual girlfriend
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:24:54 AM No.1817921
I never recovered after Artanis's swap rework. Can't take damage like he used to. Shield Surge's threshold being so low is awful.
Replies: >>1817996 >>1818019
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:18:29 AM No.1817996
>>1817921
What are you even talking about
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:37:11 AM No.1818019
>>1817921
used to be the shield would proc below 75% not 50% hp bro
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:57:34 AM No.1818229
Stats
Stats
md5: d35c6daa54c1a959eb1cc522386e8fba๐Ÿ”
>>1814991
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:32:05 PM No.1818431
bronze 5
bronze 5
md5: 61155862acde833bd287fb2facf90de5๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>1821683
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:27:09 PM No.1818481
1723566502637350
1723566502637350
md5: cd9ccc3c0940d733b64a5f7d9e2af114๐Ÿ”
Orphea is an adult.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:29:43 PM No.1818486
I can make a DIFFERENCE here if you let me
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:38:33 PM No.1818503
I WILL play hammer
I WILL stay in my lane
I am NOT obligated to use the big rocket to save you but I will because it is funny
Replies: >>1818506
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:40:42 PM No.1818506
>>1818503
napalm is rarely the correct choice
a better hinterland on a 70s cd is almost never bad
Replies: >>1818571
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:55:37 PM No.1818528
1726232337700647
1726232337700647
md5: eb8e9a9929fc3505dc38448419f27803๐Ÿ”
>game ends
>teammate whispers me and tells me i played great
>"thanks, you too"
>quickly close game before risking a party invite/friend request
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:08:00 PM No.1818545
>letting anyone message you
I don't play this game to be social or to hear your feedback
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:26:04 PM No.1818571
>>1818506
Literally never picked Napalm even as a joke, I have no idea what it does.
Replies: >>1818574 >>1818616
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 4:27:54 PM No.1818574
>>1818571
it's mobile waveclear on a negligible cooldown that doesn't root you, and decent siege/zoning that rounds out hammer's kit quite nicely, but BFG is just better most of the time
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 5:17:27 PM No.1818616
>>1818571
Napalm is good of you're going for a mine build and you don't spend a whole lot of time in siege mode.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:41:10 PM No.1818830
Zagara is pretty much the perfect hero, except for mana issues pre 10
fair, useful, not fancy but has tools to deal with most comps
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:10:48 PM No.1818945
I miss when BFG damaged buildings. Now it's just a better Lava Wave at best.
Replies: >>1818961
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:12:44 PM No.1818961
>>1818945
I loved getting that sneaky last hit on the core.
Replies: >>1818969
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:14:03 PM No.1818969
>>1818961
Camera panning to the stationary rocket over the Core was the best icing on the cake.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:49:36 PM No.1819504
I miss invisibility using SC2 textures
I miss Valeera not teleporting on people as soon as she exits the fog of war
Fuck reddit and the crying faggots who cried "WAAAAH BUT IT'S AN EYE CHECK", get some fucking glasses then you worthless retard. I wonder how many of those shitstains who cried about the original invisibility even play anymore
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:58:58 PM No.1819555
I'm so glad that people who play any stealth hero are endlessly butthurt and can't cope with the fact their faggot hero is borderline useless 99% of the time now.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:12:58 PM No.1819624
Valeera players seem to be enjoying the game a lot though?
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:21:47 PM No.1819998
it will never cease to surprise me how SL players expect me to fill after they picked 3 ranged dps
Replies: >>1820012 >>1820228
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:28:08 PM No.1820012
>>1819998
>instalock 46% winrate Li Ming
I don't fill for these clowns. I'll pick bruiser like I always do and they can get fucked.
Replies: >>1820032 >>1820228
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:33:22 PM No.1820032
>>1820012
I don't even care if the 3 players are at 60% wr with their rdps, the sheer arrogance of expecting the last two picks to be heal+tank makes me instalock nova
Replies: >>1820228
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:20:55 AM No.1820228
>>1819998
>>1820012
>>1820032
So you would fill for 2 ranged + 1 melee?
Replies: >>1820566
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:39:47 AM No.1820566
>>1820228
I don't mind filling, if those picking assassins make sure all roles are filled first. But if you just load in and lock a ranged assassin before anyone is even showing they're willing to tank or heal then I'm fine throwing the match for them. Melee assassins bother me less because they can usually camp/lane if needed and are less egotistical most times. But it's always some pissant genji or ming or some shit who think they're fucking hot shit it annoys the fuck out of me
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:07:53 PM No.1821341
>my team picks zagara maiev rag as our 'carries'
> I am expected to care and not just run it down to get it over quickly
Replies: >>1821342 >>1821465
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 2:09:13 PM No.1821342
>>1821341
?
all good heroes wym
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:08:28 PM No.1821381
What is this dogshir ranking system do you need 70% winrate at all time to climb at all? 90 games in with 55% winrate and I'm still stuckin the middle of fucking silver???????????????
Replies: >>1821387 >>1821431
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:14:52 PM No.1821387
>>1821381
you're not "stuck" if you win 55% of your games you moron
Replies: >>1821400
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:26:03 PM No.1821400
>>1821387
Well I started in silve and i'm still silver, im not playing 1000 games just to go up one division.
Replies: >>1821406
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:38:33 PM No.1821406
>>1821400
i suggest you start looking for another source of "number go up" if you aren't playing for fun
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:15:57 PM No.1821429
youwillknowdespair
youwillknowdespair
md5: d9a17e707c772303b103fbfcd0c02ca9๐Ÿ”
>>1797266
There's also this guy, but I think he only plays quick meme
Replies: >>1821519
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:18:24 PM No.1821431
>>1821381
90 games with 55% winrate in silver suggests your MMR was previously bottom of bronze or you have misrepresented your statistics. Perhaps you win a lot while duoing but lose while soloing, or the opposite?
Do you often lose more than 200 points or win fewer than 200?
Replies: >>1821448
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:26:33 PM No.1821448
Screenshot (304)
Screenshot (304)
md5: df28c43247b594f9c823fff5e28575c9๐Ÿ”
>>1821431
I don't know how to show it but I started in silver five I'm pretty sure, currently 1 win away from silver two. This game just has horrible ranking up.
Replies: >>1821482 >>1821491
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:44:04 PM No.1821465
>>1821341
>my team picked in a way that guarantees you win by sheer map pressure and ganks
>i'm mad because I don't know how to do anything but team fight
Replies: >>1821479
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:04:40 PM No.1821479
>>1821465
it was immortals and we lost, surprising never being able to contests any objectives lowers your winrate
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:05:44 PM No.1821482
>>1821448
>takes 5 more wins than losses to go up a rank
>has 9 more wins than losses
>has gone up two ranks
Math checks out. Win more and you climb faster, and/or play more games. Do you actually expect to join ranked, play a couple dozen games and jump like 4 divisions? Are you dumb?
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:10:37 PM No.1821491
>>1821448
So you DID start as bronze MMR, explaining it. You're where the system thinks you should be. Keep winning and you'll get more points per win.
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:49:14 PM No.1821519
>>1797266
grubby should've stayed in WC where his opinions were actually good

>>1821429
>original picture shows 10k goal
>GoFundMe has since been updated to 35k
>they've pulled 30k already
my faith in humanity is low enough that i guarantee they pull the plug and pocket the rest
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 5:55:42 PM No.1821527
dc2c0c9747d34795a33c3db03235f3c4
dc2c0c9747d34795a33c3db03235f3c4
md5: ed2e5e6f061d79663c49444e85dc3f34๐Ÿ”
>reinstall game
>load into quickmatch
>some russian is ping spamming me
>starts running into enemy towers typing cyrillic shit
>call him a nigger and alt f4

i am so glad to see the games are still sabotaged by subhuman russians to this day
this was the primary reason i stopped playing years ago but i guess some things never change right?
i wish trump would've bombed them instead of iran but both deserves it tbf
Replies: >>1821538
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:10:25 PM No.1821538
>>1821527
>some russian is ping spamming me
>starts running into enemy towers typing cyrillic shit
That's so stereotypical it's actually funny, don't be so upset
I haven't had a cancerous zigger of that degree since I have returned (which was about 2 weeks ago), so don't bail so quickly
Some people still sperg out, but it's all good as long as they keep playing normally, and you can mute them if you want to
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:50:07 PM No.1821594
>there are literal bronzeshits in this thread right now
I'm going to be sick
Replies: >>1821669
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:52:39 PM No.1821603
I only play QM exclusively (and Brawl if something cool is on rotation).
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:26:49 PM No.1821669
1727596162489324
1727596162489324
md5: 60dc52fdf355bb499f5b20655705d0d6๐Ÿ”
>>1821594
hi <3
Replies: >>1821683
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:31:41 PM No.1821683
>>1821669
Is this you? >>1818431
Replies: >>1821699
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:40:06 PM No.1821699
1738465167093588
1738465167093588
md5: 1c4a6f67ec8d75f345a7cb791f30b8e8๐Ÿ”
>>1821683
no this is me
Replies: >>1821730
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 7:49:35 PM No.1821730
>>1821699
>44%
high enough that you can't be a troll or griefer, but low enough that you're probably disabled in some form, my condolences
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 10:18:46 PM No.1822485
hotsbabs...
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:19:00 PM No.1822902
why do people even bother with ranked nowadays?
i don't see why you should be playing anything else other than qp and arams
t ex rank1
Replies: >>1823049 >>1823616 >>1824066
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 11:44:42 PM No.1823049
>>1822902
I don't like the QM map pool, simple as. BHB? Hanamura? No thanks. Not to mention healer-less 10 assassin games. ARAM is just stupid brawling and you don't even get to pick fun heroes sometimes. Ranked is the least bad game mode without these flaws and people are more likely to try because virtual ego points.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:18:26 AM No.1823616
>>1822902
QM is not very similar to ranked due to the lack of draft.
ARAMs I enjoy but the hero pool is limited.
You can only see ranked through the lens of competition, but for most people it's just the only way to play the 'normal' game. I personally don't care about my rank or improving, I play ranked just because I have fun.
Unranked is the most popular game mode in LoL I think, but it's super dead in HotS so you have to play ranked instead.
On a personal note, I also like seeing my MMR analogue even if I don't care to improve. I just find some small enjoyment in being able to compare my skill across games.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 5:55:01 AM No.1823989
Greymane is such a fucking dogshit failure of a hero, all he offers is damage and literally nothing else, not even a slow or soft CC of any kind, shitty hero is propped up only by inflated stats
Replies: >>1824009
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:11:12 AM No.1824009
>>1823989
>damage hero does damage
No fucking shit
>he's propped up by the fact he has good stats
retard just discovered balancing. There was a time he was the most broken ranged assassin and it wasn't even close, even know he can be really fucking good its just he requires a brain to use so the current playerbase can't manage.
Replies: >>1824017
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:19:16 AM No.1824017
>>1824009
Hanzo has a scouting arrow, a ranged stun, and damage
Jaina has ranged slow, an aoe root, more slow, armor debuff, and damage
Raynor has a ranged slow, a knockback, a scouting banshee, and damage
Tassadar has slowing AAs, an aoe stun, an invincible wall, spell armor debuff, possibly maphack, and damage
Greymane has damage
nice hero design!!
Replies: >>1824061 >>1824063 >>1824067
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 6:58:55 AM No.1824061
>>1824017
>can camp and delete structures better than almost any of them
>can dive into the backline unlike any of them and delete squishies as if he was a melee assassin instead
>has sustained damage output past any of them off his AA alone
Yes GM has been powercreeped out a bit but you're fucking taking the piss if you think he's shit. Might as well way valla or tychus suck since they can't really do any of that stuff either
Replies: >>1824063 >>1824067 >>1824067
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 7:01:07 AM No.1824063
>>1824017
>>1824061
Also lol at some of those
>yo jaina has a armor debuff
nigger GM can have a cleaving 3% titan killer on literally every attack. How many heroes can do that?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 7:05:40 AM No.1824066
>>1822902
I'd play ranked sometimes if it had all maps, as sometimes I feel like drafting instead of just playing a certain hero. For now I just go to ARAM for that, though.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 7:05:52 AM No.1824067
Screenshot_20250623_010418_Firefox
Screenshot_20250623_010418_Firefox
md5: 8e10c45c9a2b225b2c115a8610ce35d0๐Ÿ”
>>1824017
>>1824061
>>1824061
Here's ranged assassin stats for patch 2.55 across all ranks in Storm League. Seems to be pretty competitive and way ahead of fucking hanzo lol
Replies: >>1824296
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 7:06:30 AM No.1824068
>Orphea #1
unreliable data
Replies: >>1824076
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 7:07:33 AM No.1824071
>Orphea #1
my wife
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 7:16:06 AM No.1824076
Screenshot_20250623_011444_Firefox
Screenshot_20250623_011444_Firefox
md5: 649f20d6d781a0023a39a17eb4c4d8fe๐Ÿ”
>>1824068
She isn't number one. And not being willing to accept literally the most reliable (if not only) form of data we have as a source isn't my problem
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 7:42:46 AM No.1824101
free wins
free wins
md5: f55806d0ceed1c4a6a9f3c5f13e936d2๐Ÿ”
It's the most reliable source, but to a even a casual observer is deeply flawed.
I wish there was something better, but unfortunately the only hard data we have is so horribly skewed (and worse, the skew is unknown) so as to be useless for drawing conclusions that require even small assumptions regarding generality.
Replies: >>1824291
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 7:48:35 AM No.1824107
Why don't they just remove Unranked from the main menu? Nobody plays this mode and the 2-3 players per day that fruitlessly try to queue into it only get disappointed.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:40:18 PM No.1824291
>>1824101
Holy fuck faggot. Learn to link to the posts you're replying to. Also
>the data is horribly skewed
>the skew is unknown
What a stupid thing to say
Replies: >>1824294
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:41:37 PM No.1824294
>>1824291
Holy fuck faggot, make your posts count and add some substance instead of just saying "nah you're wrong" without any argument, not that anon btw
Replies: >>1824298
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:43:09 PM No.1824296
>>1824067
>sub 50% wr assassin isn't dogshit
stats don't lie
ALL greymane offers is damage.. which is coincidentally something ALL assassins are capable of!
Replies: >>1824304
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:43:22 PM No.1824298
>>1824294
Explain what substance not (you) add with that post, or even this one you just made. Stupid cunt.
Replies: >>1824305
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:48:59 PM No.1824304
>>1824296
>his winrate is closer to mephistos than hanzo is to his despite being compared unfavourably to hanzo
>its virtually identical to raynor who he was also compared unfourably to
>junkrat, sylvanas and chromie, raynor and hanzo are dogshit
>the devs mark for a successful and balanced hero is a winrate between 48-52% so by their own definition he's balanced
>the ability to clear a bruiser camp at level 1 isn't worth noting
>an assassin that can do some of the highest and most reliably safe damage in the game is useless because he doesn't have a slow or some shit
>valla and tychus are almost in the same boat but you aren't calling them shit
Kill yourself retard. Fuck this thread has gone to shit lately.
Replies: >>1824307 >>1824336
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:49:31 PM No.1824305
>>1824298
just telling you to do better champ, I don't give a shit who wins this virtual non argument at the end of the day
Replies: >>1824310
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:52:10 PM No.1824307
>>1824304
>>the ability to clear a bruiser camp at level 1 isn't worth noting
you think clearing a bruiser camp at level 1 wins you games? illidan and rexxar can solo bosses before most heroes (it just takes them 10 years), should that be noted as one of their strengths?
Replies: >>1824311
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:53:57 PM No.1824310
>>1824305
>useless post to defend a useless post attacking a useless post
Every fucking post you make is retarded.
Replies: >>1824315
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:55:58 PM No.1824311
Screenshot_20250623_075539_Firefox
Screenshot_20250623_075539_Firefox
md5: b654ab002ce05563145d418503594aa0๐Ÿ”
>>1824307
Maybe do some fucking research yourself dumb cunt. This is greymanes talent winrates at master/diamond level
Replies: >>1824313 >>1824316
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:57:00 PM No.1824313
>>1824311
doesn't answer my question
you think rehgar or greymane soloing a camp at level 1 wins games? imperius can't do that, must be a bad hero
Replies: >>1824320 >>1824321
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:58:09 PM No.1824315
>>1824310
substanceless post plus you're wrong
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:58:14 PM No.1824316
Screenshot_20250623_075615_Firefox
Screenshot_20250623_075615_Firefox
md5: 4f6c132a6cc34d71202ba8faa0950258๐Ÿ”
>>1824311
And here's mephistos. Notice how the best talent build for both is the same winrate? Which means that greymane has balanced talents and the heros base abilities and stats are balanced. He just has some shit talents and if you take them you lose, but lots of heroes are like that.
Replies: >>1824336
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 1:59:16 PM No.1824320
>>1824313
The fact you think it doesn't is funny.
Replies: >>1824322
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:03:14 PM No.1824321
>>1824313
Also funny you use imperius as an example. He was considered a bad hero for years, and then was buffed into being mediocre at best minutes two short stints of being unintentionally broken. For most of his life he had a lower winrate than GM. One of the biggest flaws that has been pointed out for years by virtually everyone is that he can't camp worth shit.
Replies: >>1824323
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:03:57 PM No.1824322
>>1824320
an early camp you don't push with or time before the obj is useless! soloing bruisers at level 1 at the cost of 90% of your hp is pretty stupid and something bronzies would do because they think that's helpful! having to B means 20-25 seconds before you can heal and rejoin a lane and have impact on the game again!
Replies: >>1824324
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:04:15 PM No.1824323
>>1824321
Minus* two short stints
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:05:58 PM No.1824324
>>1824322
>my opinion is important
Do you agree that a 60% winrate is good or not? Stats don't lie I've been told
Replies: >>1824329
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:07:49 PM No.1824329
>>1824324
winmore stats are misleading
is the hero winning because they got carried by a good team or because they solod bruisers at level 1? twin blades varian is good because he can solo the boss while the team is left to 4v5 for 20 years? like explain a scenario where you taking the camp early as dogshit doggy helped you win the game
Replies: >>1824336
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:12:53 PM No.1824336
>>1824329
>stats are only winmore when I don't like the result
Address what I said here>>1824316
you colossal faggot, or maybe any of the other 10 points I say here >>1824304 instead of hyperfixating on the one you don't like even though grandmaster players back when this game was relevant considered that doing so was worth doing and a bonus to the heroes that could do it like greymane or maeiv and has been done in tournaments
Replies: >>1824343
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:18:16 PM No.1824343
>>1824336
what point are you trying to make? damage hero who struggles to reach 49% wr = dogshit, there's nothing to argue, there's no complexity to the hero beyond MORE DAMAGE so if they can't win games more than half the time they are dogshit

>greymane or maiev
one of these is not like the other! one has damage which also means camp clear and the other has damage which also means camp clear AND CC AND game-winning ults!
Replies: >>1824345 >>1825284
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:23:48 PM No.1824345
>>1824343
>entirely ignores everything that was said
>doesn't prove his own points whatsoever
>just reasserts his own dogshit opinion based on his own feelings and nothing else
Jesus son. Please tell me more about Junkrat is dogshit lol. I would love more opinions from gold 4
Replies: >>1824348
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:26:55 PM No.1824348
>>1824345
>Please tell me more about Junkrat is dogshit lol.
does he offer more than damage? -> yes -> then he's not dogshit like greymane
hopefully that helps
you keep mentioning strictly better heroes who also happen to be great at soloing bruisers which is hilarious
do I want a Naisha's Maiev who can 1v9 or a useless furry on my team, tough question
Replies: >>1824351
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:29:53 PM No.1824351
>>1824348
>49% winrate is proof of being dogshit except when it isn't
>entire rest of the post is personal feelings based on nothing again
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 2:36:37 PM No.1824358
>>1811060
>>1810344
I actually got a friend to play hots because he could play as a siege tank.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:54:05 PM No.1824830
every single hero in the game should have access to a stun and a root by default (no talent needed)
tanks get double, supports triple of that
Replies: >>1824840 >>1824846 >>1824907
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:58:52 PM No.1824840
>>1824830
>supports triple of that
How would Abathur with six stuns/roots total work?
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 8:59:26 PM No.1824843
every hero should have an unstoppable on a 60s cd and self-healing, fountains should also have 50% the cd
Replies: >>1824846
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:01:17 PM No.1824846
>>1824830
>>1824843
And if they don't they're dogshit. Having different heroes with different abilities and strengths and weaknesses isn't how a MOBA is supposed to work.
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:01:43 PM No.1824847
last hitting minions should grant more xp
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:25:12 PM No.1824886
li li should have 10% ms just like probius
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:36:24 PM No.1824901
if avatar gave 4k more hp and 50% armor it would still be garbage
Replies: >>1825619
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 9:41:13 PM No.1824907
>>1824830
sounds silly
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:07:29 PM No.1824932
chromie's temporal loop should stick permanently to a hero until it dies, but the teleport interval increases by 20 seconds after each loop
Anonymous
6/23/2025, 10:10:08 PM No.1824935
bronzemaker
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:30:51 AM No.1825273
>hmm the hero we just buffed 180% for no reason seems to be winning every single game he's picked in
>
>deep rock galactic thrall
Replies: >>1825673
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:47:50 AM No.1825284
>>1824343
>maiev
>damage
>CC
>game winning ults
Replies: >>1825392
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:12:11 AM No.1825392
>>1825284
disc is literally a better cocoon you simpleton
Replies: >>1825430
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 8:42:10 AM No.1825430
>>1825392
lol
Replies: >>1825440
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 9:06:17 AM No.1825440
>>1825430
what's so funny? cocoon gets countered by unstoppable and tracer
Replies: >>1825632
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:52:15 PM No.1825619
I HATE AVATAR
I HATE AVATAR
md5: d42bba096cabab69101407d7a896e48e๐Ÿ”
>>1824901
FUCK MURADIN PLAYERS
Replies: >>1825623
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 1:56:32 PM No.1825623
>>1825619
i don't get the meme
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:19:23 PM No.1825632
>>1825440
haha
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:48:28 PM No.1825673
>>1825273
What are you talking about?
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:53:20 PM No.1825815
Iโ€™ve been playing the game on and off for 10 years and every time I come back to it I leave for the same reason which is itโ€™s impossible to get out of bronze. If I think Iโ€™m getting a nice wind streak eventually that is destroyed by a mega lost streak, which is unavoidable. I often see the same issues conducted by players on my team that will never change for as long as Iโ€™m in bronze.

Frustratingly, you just canโ€™t solo clutch on this game and that means no matter how I perform I still need my team on average to perform on average better than the opponents team.

The problem is, I have to play with those people to get out of bronze. Iโ€™ve tried every strategy and every tactic known online and I play the best I possibly can each game. This often means I have the best stats, but as we know that means little to winning the game.

I just donโ€™t know what more I can do. I guess the only alternative which I havenโ€™t currently explored is joining a five person premade as Iโ€™m sure that will drag me out of bronze.
Replies: >>1825821 >>1825841
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 4:57:49 PM No.1825821
>>1825815
Play a bruiser with waveclear and large self-sustain, then spend most of the game either in lane or in full teamfights.
Or play as Stitches and Garosh to command your teammates in the most direct way.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 5:19:06 PM No.1825841
>>1825815
>Frustratingly, you just canโ€™t solo clutch on this game
You absolutely can in bronze man. Don't cope. If you're even half decent you should be able to take a good bruiser and win 70% of your games just by soaking, camping and showing up obj because I can guarantee that your offlane opponent will only do 2 of those things and not all 3.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:35:39 PM No.1825942
I'm just copypasting a funny redditor and you guys gave me two actual replies
Replies: >>1825953
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:48:36 PM No.1825953
>>1825942
>admits to going to reddit
This isn't the win you think it is. Although now your persistent inability to follow established posting format, and continued stupidity and bullshit argumentativeness makes a lot of sense. Perhaps you should go back there.
Replies: >>1825955 >>1828342 >>1828357
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:51:09 PM No.1825955
>>1825953
>established posting format
meaningless buzzword soup you must have learned from HR
Replies: >>1825965
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 6:58:00 PM No.1825965
1732416077842369
1732416077842369
md5: 97c793367df05c8e5613b66df0adab61๐Ÿ”
>>1825955
>redditor newfag doesn't understand why he should lurk more
Let me put this in a format you may understand
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:12:27 PM No.1825988
I've been here since day 1 try again summershit
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:19:17 PM No.1825998
I love junkrat's design. Especially the part when he can just choose no to die no matter how low or surrounded he is and instead just blow like 3 members of your team for 80% of their healt, amazing design the devs must be really proud of themselves.
Replies: >>1826005 >>1826012
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:22:10 PM No.1826005
>>1825998
press the cc button
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:23:12 PM No.1826007
I've been trying to watch old replays but it says I need to disconnect from battlenet and change versions or something? so replays are only good for the current patch? that's hella lame
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 7:25:58 PM No.1826012
>>1825998
It's OK when Overnigger heroes do it.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 8:09:06 PM No.1826073
I love abaturds design. Especially the part when he can just choose no to die no matter how many global vision you have and instead just blow like 3 members of your team for 80% of their health with his zero-xp-awarding clone, amazing design the devs must be really proud of themselves.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 9:22:34 PM No.1826161
what's a good mage to destroy tank/front lines with? I fucking Diablo/Muradin/Garrosh/Dahaka/Johanna/Anub etc.etc. mongoloids
Replies: >>1826165 >>1826189
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 9:27:24 PM No.1826165
>>1826161
mages can't really "destroy" tanks but a KTZ is pretty good against low-mobility tanks like Arthas, Jaina is good vs Garrosh because of her perma slow, Chromie and Ming can poke all day if they're smart, Chromie can also punish overly ambitious divers who don't have unstoppable with her loop and sands is just good in general to negate an engage
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 9:39:35 PM No.1826189
>>1826161
>what ranged spellcaster can do enough damage to vaporize the highest HP highest mitigation characters in the game?
get a job at blizzard and "rework" li-ming or whoever you fap to so she ends up doing gigadamage that takes the rest of the team a year to revert
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 9:41:57 PM No.1826194
Why do people say Stickes isn't a tank? You know you don't have to go the hook build and skip every single defensive talent.
Replies: >>1826197 >>1826228 >>1826791
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 9:44:38 PM No.1826197
>>1826194
Don't you? Because that's his unique feature, if you're not capitalizing on it as much as possible you may as well play a different tank.
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 10:09:53 PM No.1826228
>>1826194
he's a tank that doesn't fit every comp like Johanna does, better?
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 10:44:24 PM No.1826280
>get to shit on 4 novas in a row in qm
hehe, haha, hoho, xaxo

What a worthless hero
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 10:50:35 PM No.1826288
>in qm
you wasted your time
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 10:57:56 PM No.1826291
The US Presidents Play Heroes of the Storm...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qlJir9a1zk
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 10:59:24 PM No.1826292
wrong link whoops my bad lol
The US Presidents Play Heroes of the Storm...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3RWpuB6-yA
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 11:00:41 PM No.1826293
You want me to play a character I have never played before in ranked, Potter?
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 4:34:47 AM No.1826791
>>1826194
>build defensive
>people ignore you anyways because you aren't a threat
waow you're so tanky! ...what if i just... walked past you!!
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:33:57 PM No.1827691
This game makes me so angry but I have nothing else so I just keep playing.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:20:29 PM No.1827767
I'm never going to be unhappy as long as I can keep slugging
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:17:05 AM No.1828342
>>1825953
>huff huff waaah
k lol
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:45:55 AM No.1828357
>>1825953
>admitting that you fell (hook, line and sinker) for the old reddit ruse
This isn't the win you think it is.
Replies: >>1828449
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:14:34 PM No.1828419
1747192142757111
1747192142757111
md5: 38520f5903a257b8e63ef5eb57e40b94๐Ÿ”
what does this say about the player
Replies: >>1828435
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:33:13 PM No.1828435
>>1828419
homosexuality
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:45:08 PM No.1828449
>>1828357
>copy paste from reddit
>others don't recognize it as a reddit post and engage with it
>ha i tricked you, you're dumb
Jesus fucking Christ. And back to back samefagging about it two days later too. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Replies: >>1828463 >>1828472
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:46:42 PM No.1828451
i can see the a/s/l/n in everyone's posts
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:02:07 PM No.1828463
>>1828449
>>others don't recognize it as a reddit post
why not? I thought there was "an established posting format" lol
Replies: >>1828466
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:07:43 PM No.1828466
>>1828463
>seething and coping this hard like 4 days later
>in that entire time his tiny brain still hasn't been able to puzzle out what was meant
Just stop man
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:22:35 PM No.1828472
>>1828449
>he can't tell between a reddit post and a 4chan post
>he can't tell between anons
Embarrassing.
Replies: >>1828502
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:53:00 PM No.1828502
>>1828472
I wouldn't know what a reddit post looks like to be honest. Sorry I'm not from there
>2 different anons
lol, lmao
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:38:12 PM No.1828718
Couldn't they have kneecapped everything ow character before leaving, actually playing vs junkrat/genji make me want to uninstall.
Replies: >>1828727 >>1828774
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:48:35 PM No.1828727
>>1828718
Stop attacking into Genji's deflect. It's okay to stop.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 7:20:34 PM No.1828774
>>1828718
genji is a fair hero outside of braxis, remember he has no waveclear so you can outmacro him
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:32:26 PM No.1828865
>tired of getting popped in 1ms in fights
>bruiser time
>haven't played Imperius in years, but have been up against him recently and saved a build
>dragon shrine
>Naz can't 1v1 Malth, but pushes well
>Probius is very good but it's not enough
>getting the objective for us is impossible
>have anduin and aba in my pocket so basically the entire match is in my hands
>by lvl 20 all five enemy team members flee at the mere sight of me
holy fuck
holy shit
lmao
we were struggling so badly all game, but lvl 20 was like a fucking uno reverse card
yeah, i should play him more before he gets nerfed
Replies: >>1828897 >>1828902
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:49:58 PM No.1828897
>>1828865
>hero gets good at level 20 with 2 pocket supports
>HOLY SHIT IS HE OP???
Replies: >>1828900
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:51:56 PM No.1828900
>>1828897
are you really this bored?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:53:45 PM No.1828902
>>1828865
He was just nerfed. His winrate was inflated by a bug but now its about the same or even lower than it was before his little mini rework
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:17:58 PM No.1829025
Why do bronze players love dva so much? I never see her on other ranks.
Replies: >>1829042
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:23:41 PM No.1829042
>>1829025
it's the pyroblast syndrome, 100-0ing someone with bomb must feel good
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:20:47 PM No.1829128
dva needs a rework
replace defense matrix with a grenade that is both a flashbang and a tear gas grenade all in one (blind AND dehaka head balloon effect, but no silence), detonation is delayed, but can be cooked by holding the ability button, overcooking it also affects d.va and enemies around her
gain 1% self-destruct charge per second, on top of already existing charge generators
bunny hop stuns every 2nd hop
Q gives unstoppable
pro moves lvl 1 talent is removed and given to d.va by default
micro missiles lvl 10 talent is removed and given to d.va by default at lvl 4 or 7
other lvl 10 option is backup mech: can self-destruct without sufficient self destruct charges, and it doesn't reset charge % upon use

i'll just stop here because hots is dead and abandoned and it makes me sad
Replies: >>1829796
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:30:08 PM No.1829133
abathur needs a rework
replace locust with a flying locust with 30s duration that deals 75% bonus damage to buildings
all hat abilities reduced by 0.5s
MULE is now a zerg parasite that attaches to enemy buildings and applies an irremovable dot
clone also copies the ultimate chosen by the target
Replies: >>1829176
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:04:46 AM No.1829170
how the fuck does aba even call down an uninfested terran mule?
Replies: >>1829179
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:06:25 AM No.1829176
>>1829133
>MULE is now a zerg parasite that attaches to enemy buildings and applies an irremovable dot
this but instead of a dot, it takes over the tower/fort eventually (also works on cores)
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:06:58 AM No.1829179
>>1829170
Blizzard just never had time or resources to replace this generic talent, Malfurion and Tass used to have MULE too I'm not joking
Replies: >>1829189
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:12:03 AM No.1829189
>>1829179
>Malfurion and Tass used to have MULE too I'm not joking
now that you mention it, i can recall tass having it too lol
never played malf though
i wish tass stayed as a support hero since we already have a billion ranged assassins, the concept was good but the execution was bad
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 2:02:56 AM No.1829326
>"raidboss whitemane" mfs when the enemy does more than 108 DPS at level 16
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:18:07 AM No.1829796
>>1829128
worst post in this thread
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:06:57 PM No.1829945
and i'm gonna keep making more
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:51:56 PM No.1830417
lost 10 games in a row and kept going because a champ never gives up
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:05:10 PM No.1830439
we are heroes though, not champions though?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:08:53 PM No.1830450
how do I beat sonya 1v1 offlane
Replies: >>1830472 >>1830477
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:19:14 PM No.1830472
>>1830450
imperius or thrall for 1v1s on two lane maps malthael if you gotta macro as well as beat her ass
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 10:21:14 PM No.1830477
>>1830450
leoric drain build
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:44:22 AM No.1830691
>tfw need to grind out 130,000 more gold for 13 heroes
>haven't had the motivation to even do dailies for a few months because that's still ~10 months of grind
Don't even get me started on the 200k gold needed for the mounts. The grind is so pointlessly dumb.
Replies: >>1830695 >>1830725
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 12:49:54 AM No.1830695
1733657085483412
1733657085483412
md5: 9b888e2d0b9599cfe150e6c366299eba๐Ÿ”
>>1830691
Replies: >>1830708
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:09:45 AM No.1830706
>I NEED TO BUY ALL THE HEROES AND MOUNTS
mental illness
Replies: >>1830874
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:10:51 AM No.1830708
>>1830695
Yeah that's the face I make every time I think about playing. It's not like playing ranked is any more enjoyable either.
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:26:26 AM No.1830725
>>1830691
>170,000 gold banked
>still haven't bought junkrat

I had more but bought those two gold and silver wolf mounts and the thraller bill
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:40:05 AM No.1830739
1736403964488394
1736403964488394
md5: 4680b32ebd099ebf45a0c883933e9893๐Ÿ”
i'd buy alex but trusting teammates to move into the healing circle is just pointless stress
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:46:21 AM No.1830829
Untitled
Untitled
md5: 2925e7c7b5b66b515c9397f0e4b0c6cb๐Ÿ”
Gotta love the Friday night 5 stacks
Replies: >>1830967
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 3:16:57 AM No.1830874
>>1830706
ok
>goes to play dota where all heroes are free
Replies: >>1831009
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:01:42 AM No.1830967
>>1830829
your problem for not carrying
Replies: >>1831020
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:39:17 AM No.1831009
>>1830874
nta but I'm like five or six short of all unlocked on HotS and I haven't even played like half the roster outside of aram
I unironically believe the starter hero pack plus normal play over the course of like a month will give you all the heroes you'd ever want to play
maybe if there were more wacky modes like ability draft it'd make sense to have dota's style, but that's not the case
also, having all the heroes doesn't make dota any more fun. people tend to play the characters they like over and over and hots has the try function and free weeks to let you find the characters you like
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:56:59 AM No.1831020
>>1830967
I think our 13.5% chance at winning was gone when our Mei "was stuck on the toilet with explosive diarrhea" for the first 5 minutes of the game

I still tried but these niggers have qm stomping comps down to a science and that science is hard cc x 5
Replies: >>1831026
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:00:56 AM No.1831026
>>1831020
you might not want to hear this but you're the only constant in all your losses
Replies: >>1831225 >>1831614
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 11:28:25 AM No.1831225
>>1831026
>dude it's impossible to get unlucky, your 10-loss streak out of nowhere must be because you suddenly suck!
reddit
Replies: >>1831309
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:40:06 PM No.1831309
>>1831225
you got "unlucky" 10 times in a row? do you even know how mmr works?
Replies: >>1831316
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:46:56 PM No.1831316
>>1831309
>do you even know how mmr works?
what does that have to do with anything
Replies: >>1831320
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:51:01 PM No.1831320
>>1831316
if you lose you get easier opponents next match because your mmr decreased
now if you assume every match is 50/50, how do you get unlucky 10 times in a row?
what are the odds of flipping a coin and it landing on heads or tails 10 times in a row?
Replies: >>1831323
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 1:54:42 PM No.1831323
>>1831320
for a game with hundreds of thousands of players some of them will eventually get on unlucky loss streaks or win streaks. idk why that is so hard to believe for you
Replies: >>1831328
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:05:26 PM No.1831328
>>1831323
yeah but not 10 losses in a row, that's not being unlucky, that's being drunk/tilted and the only constant
Replies: >>1831352
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 2:57:03 PM No.1831352
>>1831328
yes even 10 losses in a row
leavers can happen, afkers can happen, tilted players typing for half the match can happen, quick play rolling 3 mages into anub'arak and genji can happen. we're talking about qm here and not storm league
Replies: >>1831475
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:07:14 PM No.1831475
>>1831352
So long as you admit that when you win 10 games in a row you're just getting lucky. The only thing you can claim is because of your own actual playing is 50/50 and everything else is blizzards fault.
Replies: >>1831562
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:13:00 PM No.1831477
my win rate is 50.3%
i only play QM (or brawl if it's fun)
i'm this guy >>1815001
Replies: >>1831487
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 5:28:49 PM No.1831487
>>1831477
I wasn't asking for your life story and I don't care that you're bad, I just wanted to make sure your talking points were consistent
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:40:02 PM No.1831562
>>1831475
>So long as you admit that when you win 10 games in a row you're just getting lucky.
yes
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:06:20 PM No.1831592
i wasn't talking to you and you weren't talking to me
Replies: >>1832015
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:31:25 PM No.1831614
>>1831026
>you might not want to hear this

You're right but only because it's not relevant to my previous posts. I'm happy with my winrate and in-game performances in almost all my games as believe I'm a pretty consistently good player. My post was about an anomaly that happens once in a blue moon where a 5 stack with a ridiculously high winrate gets to play against your three solos/afk duo queue. Chiming in with your copy paste "only constant" spiel makes no sense in that context

>Inb4 "just carry harder bro"

shut the fuck up
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:53:18 PM No.1831659
don't ever reply to me or my fish again
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:51:21 PM No.1831735
nydus is underrated, maw is overrated
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 8:55:21 PM No.1831741
zagara is underrated
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:02:48 AM No.1832015
>>1831592
>create post
>I wasn't talking to you
lol get fucked retard
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 1:23:28 AM No.1832049
OH SHIT FUCK
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:39:52 AM No.1832157
1726516497516301_thumb.jpg
1726516497516301_thumb.jpg
md5: 94e568671a004c93c7f868a87276ac3a๐Ÿ”
>ETC starts to BM halfway through the game for some reason
>dies in the process of trying to act cool just before the last objective
>do webm related to his team while the dumb cow can only watch from the corner
Lol.
Replies: >>1832510 >>1832607
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:25:04 AM No.1832510
>>1832157
>pedo hero
>pedo skin
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:28:03 AM No.1832515
what are some r/hotsg approved heroes?
Replies: >>1832525 >>1832529 >>1832531 >>1832560
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:39:47 AM No.1832525
>>1832515
nazeebo, especially the frog build
Replies: >>1832529
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:47:02 AM No.1832529
>>1832515
all bruisers
>>1832525
he said approved not condemned
Replies: >>1832597
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:49:15 AM No.1832531
>>1832515
Abathur.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:45:01 AM No.1832560
>>1832515
Why don't you go back and ask them yourself?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:14:29 PM No.1832597
>>1832529
he's asking for reddit builds that's the most reddit build in the game
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:17:50 PM No.1832600
There's a lot of reddit experts in this thread lately.
Replies: >>1832606
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:22:36 PM No.1832606
>>1832600
2015 called, they want you and your secret club 4chan back
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:25:37 PM No.1832607
>>1832157
I love Orphea
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 12:44:46 PM No.1832616
>redditors admit to being redditors but are still offended when you call them that
Some things never change
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 3:07:24 PM No.1832685
report aba afk all game under towers or bushes
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 6:13:07 PM No.1832855
today I was the constant in 8 losses in a row
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:23:13 PM No.1833046
>>1833044
>>1833044
>>1833044