Thread 1796768

pizza edition
hltv.org

>>1796768 (OP)
niko

>>1796770
justify your choice

best looking pro team ever

>>1796768 (OP)
Unc made the thread early again because he cares so much about the OP...

>>1796779
Scream is white, end of discussion.

>>1796774
Did they?

>>1796779
would say moggerlegion but their average is brought down SEVERELY by sl3nd and ztr

>>1796783
long anime hair scream is kino

>>1796785
>ztr
Don't slander the aryan goat

valorant is on and you retards are talking about men looks

>>1796793
Even sucking cock would be less gay than v*lorant.

>>1796783
>>1796787
he still has the funniest twitch clip of all time, god bless him

>>1796793
watching valorant is gayer than discussing men's looks

>>1796793
i can see why you'd think talking about men's looks would make this a valorant thread

>>1796793
would unironically rather watch golf
the crowd is basically the same

>>1796799
can't talk shit about crowds when the last tourney was in na
the major going to have a horrible crowd again

>>1796793
I would rather troon out and OD than watch v*lorant

>>1796800
so a valorant event in na would be doubly shit, right?

>>1796800
nothing can be worse than the library of rio and even that was louder than most valorant crowds i've seen

>>1796793
valo-what?

>>1796793
yup, these r*tards are f*cked in the h*ad

valorant players look better than cs players

>>1796809
caveat to >>1796797, watching valorant while discussing men's looks is the gayest thing imaginable

>>1796809
unironically true

riot hand picks the pros for most TV compatibility

>>1796814
kasaads s*rb ass thinks he is mechanically on elige or twistzz level what a fat retard kek

HOLE FUUUK THAT FAKE YORU CLONE

>1796825
weak rage bait

>>1796826
bruh

https://www.twitch.tv/valorant/clip/StylishHorribleClamSMOrc-EZP5kzWvJ5meY3AT

watch this and say it's weak one more time...

1796835
nta make your own thread to post this garbage

>>1796814
you'd have to pay another org to buy his contract

>>1796835
what the hell is shroud doing in valorant

get the fuck in here

https://www.twitch.tv/tarik

>>1796817
How does kassad fit into siuhy signing with liquid? Or is this about jks still being benched?

>>1796846
Hell nah bruh we're waiting until tomorrow when ohne goes live

>>1796848
jks getting benchd tard

another valo win

Why Would Bringing Back CS:GO Be a Bad Thing?

Can someone please explain why splitting the community by bringing back CS:GO would be such a bad thing? I've put 2,000 hours into CS2 trying to give it a fair chance, but the game just feels dreadful to me. I have over 6,000 hours in CS:GO, and all the differences in CS2 add up to an experience that’s just not fun anymore.

I was solo Faceit level 10 and Global Elite, but now I’m losing to players who were MG1 in CS:GO. The mechanics feel off, and despite the time I’ve invested, it still doesn’t feel right. A lot of people feel the same way. Most of my friends have quit—we used to queue with 20 people regularly, and now we’re lucky if 3 to 5 of us are playing on a good day.

So again, how would splitting the community really be a bad thing when a large part of it clearly prefers the older game?

>the faze boys went straight back in the server after losing a match at the major
clearly NA faceit doesn't affect them the same way it affects monesy

>>1796857
because why would they look at you putting in 2k hours into a game you hate, you will never leave

>>1796851
how come there's so many cute girls that play valorant ?

should i start playing it so i can talk to girls ?

>>1796854
what the actual fuck????
OKAY. I need the schizos now. Cook me your craziest theories

>>1796854
https://www.hltv.org/news/41930/valve-cancels-mrqs-ahead-of-budapest-major-tc

>>1796858
against furia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeMyvuTHsGs

>>1796860
there isn't

>>1796862
ah fuck
I'm retarded lol
>the major
threw me off. In my mind the only major in existence is the one going on

Has anyone gotten all the players in a team to place their sticker autographs on a gun? Like all the players choose a spot for their sticker and place it themselves.

new video from our guys--banks and devilwalk!

https://youtu.be/aWo_iwCqrQk

https://www.twitch.tv/richardlewisreports
GET THE FUCK IN HERE BOYS

>>1796868
>30 minutes ago
buy an ad

>>1796871
watch

>>1796851
actually vomit inducing
reptilian

guessing mzinho still isn't old enough to gamble

what's the most expensive item you've ever had?
i got 2 souvenir cobble packages when they were random drops from columbus 2016 i think
i opened one and got a grey and the other one i sold it for 20€
i do not want to know how much are they worth today but i bet it's a lot lol

>>1796880
my car

>>1796880
I own a moonrock

>>1796880
5 euro ak redline 10 years ago

>watch the blast stage 2 best moments video
>all the niko highlights are him killing unarmored pistols
he did nothing the whole tournament wtf

>>1796894
he did enough until teses/monesy sharted on banana on a literally unlosable round

>>1796894
eco cobra

>>1796894
he was only bad in the last inferno game

>>1796896
he was shit on inferno and it never would've went overtime if he played good
that said, monesy underperforming is the reason they went 0-2 in the first place

>>1796894
yup
he sucked ass and he knows it
>niko+degster looked good on falcons
maybe there just isn't room for both niko and monesy in kyxsan's playbook
I wonder which igl they're gonna ruin next

>>1796896
>

>>1796796
seriously?

>>1796904
Nooooooooo

kukli vac ban?

>>1796908
>it's real
holy...

it's up

https://youtu.be/c1hlwxqJmJg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh6LIpA8yLQ
cache...csgo sounds....actual fun pro streamers...............

>>1796911
>original csgo ak sound

>>1796846
>>1796860
valo sisters getting so desperate they have to come here and try to hijack the thread

>>1796910
>Freakazoid successfully leveled monesy
>he's after donk now
No. I can't.

>>1796880
never had one but i remember the aug akihabara accept min wear being like 100 bucks tops and at the time being a huge weeb that was my grail and now it's like 1.4k
too bad i was 14, broke, gay and retarded

>>1796911
did he cheat on lan?

>>1796920
>what's the most expensive item YOU'VE EVER HAD?
>replies with something you never had
you're still retarded
and gay
and broke

>>1796860
valarante is unironically cs for girls

>>1796894
he legit never showed up all event, never really made the difference
>>1796927
I know you're upset no one cares but it's not gonna happen bro, sorry

>>1796894
the pissi of cs

do you also shoot out of your eyes in valorant?

what's the modus operandi and motivation of the latinx in cs?

Anyone who hasn't put G2 has 0-3 is delusional and knows absolutely nothing of CS. If you did let me teach you this game little bro because you are clearly not know enough to have opinion.

>>1796894
Chokonis the most overrated cs player

>>1796939
Fuck this dogshit phone keyboard for correcting *as and *good for no reason.

>banks making cope-y excuses for monesy
who could've seen coming?

>>1796938
no different from other people i think

>>1796938
Escape the favelas.

>>1796945
latinx on 4chan and the internet are driven by a deep desire to score white people points and soothe their complexo de vira-lata

>>1796947
We are white though.

>>1796946
so same as soccer?

>>1796946
https://x.com/kscerato/status/1587950880577490944
you'd be surprised

>>1796946
favelas are comfy

>>1796948
lol

>>1796950
that's just sunk cost coping, or the favela as a form of PTSD which bruised hue egos decide to boast about because foreigners mock them for it

>>1796955
gringo cope

Magixx: “kyousuke will dominate ZywOo”

why isn't he bald though?

https://youtu.be/Vr0svJAnZik

>>1796961
frenchcucks already seething in the comment section holy KWAB

>>1796961
get this slob on ozempic

>>1796949
Yes. It's a good motivator.
>>1796951
Aren't crime rates high as fuck in the favelas since the police probably aren't keen on doing whole lot of policing there?

>>1796939
I feel G2 might win it all, thanks to meme magic.

>>1796968
Nah there won't be any meme magic. Vitality will just win again and peiple be like "wow they won again".

which ones am I missing? I like to just set it up once and not have to think about adding more

twitch
spiritsissies
fazesissies
vitalitysissies
navisisters
we're in here
we are in here
unc
we got too cocky
ohne

LIQUID ARE DOING IT BOYS
twitch.tv/tarik

>>1796974
Score was 11-2 btw.

major would be a lot higher prestige with kyosuke

>>1796978
ok im watching

>>1796974
>>1796978
Fucking insane
That's like falcons levels of choke but multiplied

>that choke
you go from 12-3 to 12-12 and choke that wtf

WHY DID YOU REPEEK THAT YOU IDIOT

i think these guys are in the wrong thread

is valorant also mr12 with overtimes?

>>1796974
>>>/vm/valorant

>>1796990
no were talking about a small cs tourney, its not streamed tho were watching it through the game

turdworlders shilling their dead tranny game lol
sad

FAKE FUCKING COMEBACK LMAO
That idiot shouldn't have repeeked that.

bestia is rank 88 and now legacy has shot up to 26. it's kind of unfair. bestia should get half the vrs points legacy gets.

I wonder who out of the Stage 2 players are going to get poached
>1eer
>Legacy players
>Insani
>Khan
Are the ones that come to mind. Maybe some Heroic players. Maybe even XFloud gets taken back by Aurora, though I think XFloud has some serious beef with them.

>>1796997
if you sign up for a lan but forget to show up you're not entitled to a share of the prize money anyway

>>1796970
this is a meme year, many meme results in sports this year. just like 2016

>>1797003
insani's been legit for years, brazilian contracts are just retarded and keep them in place
remember when liquid paid $600k for skullz

>>1797004
t. monkeyzilian

>>1797007
there's no love lost between me and legacy, they stole na qual spots for years
that doesn't change reality

Asmon just said e-sports is dying. Thoughts?

>>1797003
>1eer
He's not even good on nemiga. Zweih or xanter are the only players that do something and khan (sometimes)

>>1797013
esports will outlive america

>>1797016
He's not a kike though. Doesn't look like one.
>>1797018
E-sports wouldn't even be a thing without america. Look at where the major is being hosted.

>>1797015
well 1eer is igl
and zweih is only t1 quality player on nemiga. the rest of them have maybe occasional big popoff games but overall not good enough for a top team.

>>1797020
-zontix +zweih
Make it team fat spirit.

>>1797023
why he look like that

>>1797023
Is Roland legit a Polish name?

>>1797022
i wouldnt be surprised if he joins spirit. donk has played a lot with zweih on faceit.

>>1797024
He's done overthinking too much.

What if Israel goes to war against Iran?

>>1797033
buy oil futures instead of skinez

>>1796785
>REZ
Above average but nothing spectacular. 7/10
>Ztr
Potential to be above REZ if he works out and take care of his acne. 6.5/10
>sl3nd
not that ugly for a gypsy but Kursy mogs him anyways and he'll replace him after the major
>Tauson
boring looking zoomer, forgot this player even exists
>PR
pretty good looking, still too young

>>1796879
mongolia is such a shithole I wouldn't be surprised there are no gambling laws

>>1797033
we hope iran wins

>>1797047
no we couldn't've

>>1797023
he looks like he has some mental deficiency syndrome

>>1797050
being polish

>>1797024
>>1797050
did you retards just discover bad angles and shitty time to take a pic while you're adjusting your setup? dude is messing with his keyboard and that retard photographer tells him to look at the camera quickly

>>1797060
keep the cope coming polebro

>>1797044
iran 0 entertaining cs players
israel 1.5 entertaining cs players

>>1796880
I paid 12k for a FT gungnir last week

>>1797039
>gets barrels of oil delivered to house

falconsbros.. the future is bright

>>1797072
kikes are kikes

>>1796880
Gamma Doppler butterfly knife phase 3 sold it on Skinport for 2.3 I got it from a weekly dropped dreams and nightmares case

>>1797090
surely falconsbros will be eating good now... suuuurely

>>1797090
2 million for kyo

>>1796880
haha
woops

>>1797090
And they're still going to not win a Major as long as NiKo is there

>>1796880
Yea...

>>1797117
Forgot this.

>>1796880
my knife's gone up 5x in value over the 7-8 years i've had it. other than that i had a bunch of LGB Kato 2015 stickers (150 dollars each on Steam market now) that i used on my guns

>>1797104
anon, i...

>>1796880
nothing special but i made this gemmy and stock ak with fnatic kato 15

>>1797148
>no JW sticker
ngmi

>>1796880
i had fn gungnir bp bfk and mw pandoras box

>>1797156
i was a big nip fanboy back then, didnt feel right

>wake up
>check hltv
>valve killed the tier 2 scene
>especially na/asia/oce
good thing that i wont be around to withness that shitshow because this is my last cs tournament

>>1797186
*witness

>>1797186
presumably theres guaranteed regional slots

>>1797193
even if there are the amount of lans/online tournaments that give vrs points in those regions is very limited
also the next major will not have teams like b8/og/nemiga because theyre just shy of the cutoff
for example tier 1 teams will always be safe and will always get invited everywhere
navi did nothing all year but they are still top 8 in the rankings
majors will consist of practically the same teams each year unless some tier 1.5 org leaves the scene

>If we had no MRQs these would have been the 6 teams to make it through Europe
Also I'm a GamerChad now

tick-tock zywho, 13 hours from now the streak will end

>>1797186
>valve adds MRQ
>everybody scream, shit and spergout
>valve removes MRQ
>everybody scream, shit and spergout
I am sure its all dead.

Yeah but has a CS player ever gone full femboy after only doing it first as a joke, but now has an onlyfans where he gets railed by other guys while dressed as a girl?

>>1797234
grim

>>1797234
proof?

>>1797234
>but now has an onlyfans where he gets railed by other guys while dressed as a girl?
holy GRIM

>>1797234
in magog we have this

>>1797234
>but now has an onlyfans where he gets railed by other guys while dressed as a girl?
What's his OF?

>>1797248
just search c9 sneaky leak and voila, butt plug and gagged images right there

>>1797250
So no one destroys his bussy and cums inside it? Why did you lie to me?

>>1797252
i'm not op, he's a faggot

>>1797186
>>Killing na
good riddance

>>1797257
Come on man what did we do to you

>no more MRQs
>not more regional DEI slots just top 32 VRS
this is literally the best thing Valve has ever done

>>1797271
its funny that asia finally got another slot and that was the signal valve needed to abolish regional slots entirely

>>1797271
yeah lets just only have european teams at the major, that will help the game
this has been litigated countless times, every fucking sport in the world does outreach in their pinnacle competitions to help grow the sport in smaller regions
it's not that important that say, italy qualifies for the world cup, but it is important that you give cameroon a chance to make it, even if italy is 10 times better.

i'd rather have seen gods reign at the major than fnatic

>>1797275
you should want the best teams at the major and not DEI representation clogging up slots better used by objectively good teams
vrs is basically proven at determining who is the best 30 in the world and valve are basically now saying that it's no longer about what region gets their slots but who plays better period

if even valve doesn't want regional slots I don't know what you bitching will change about it
the majors will be objectively higher quality with mostly european teams because they play the best counter-strike period

>>1797278
>play the best
play the most lans*

>>1797090
>>1797098
too cheap

>>1797234
is there a reason you fags can't keep this stuff in your own threads
I don't want to know what horrific shit you're up to

>>1797271
>just top 32 VRS
they're not doing this you fuckin retard, learn to read

>>1797283
Starladder confirmed it retard

Valve shared a brief explanation on the changes:

"One of the goals of the VRS is to standardize community events so that they can be integrated with the Majors. At this point we believe that a separate qualification process for the Major is both unnecessary and disruptive. Therefore, we’ve made the decision to cancel the Fall 2025 MRQs. Instead, the 32 teams participating in the Budapest Major will be invited directly from the Global VRS."

We support this change and believe that every official ranking tournament will be even more important and the tournament schedule will be more consistent.

>>1797284
>The Major features 32 teams
>16 teams are invited to Stage 1 from the Valve Regional Standing, 8 teams are invited to Stage 2 from the Valve Regional Standing, 8 teams are invited to Stage 3 from the Valve Regional Standing
>Invitations are allocated according to the number of teams from the region that earned their respective position in the Major:
>One Stage 2 invitation is assigned to the region for every team of that region that reached Stage 3 of the previous Major. One Stage 3 invitation is assigned to the region for every team of that region that reached the Playoffs of the previous Major.
fuckin moron

>>1797286
>"One of the goals of the VRS is to standardize community events so that they can be integrated with the Majors. At this point we believe that a separate qualification process for the Major is both unnecessary and disruptive. Therefore, we’ve made the decision to cancel the Fall 2025 MRQs. Instead, the 32 teams participating in the Budapest Major will be invited directly from the Global VRS."

>valve cant cope with cheaters in online qualifiers so they just get rid of them
Kek

>>1797287
say it's 4 slots to eu, 2 to the americas, 2 to asia for stage 3
the top 4 eu teams by vrs, top 2 americas by vrs, top 2 from asia by vrs get invites. no MRQs, directly invited from vrs
I have an extremely hard time believing they updated the rulebook to say they're using all vrs, but not that invites are assigned by reaching stage 3 or playoffs

>>1797293
that was for the MRQ system which is abolished
rulebook will be amended for the majors going forward

>>1797296
I said learn to read, and then you didn't read my post
>>1797286
this is from the valve rulebook, changed 2 days ago and pushed to github within the last 24 hours. it (newly) says all invites will be done via vrs (the thing we're discussing) but that stage 2/3 invites will still be allocated to regions based on performance at the previous major
why would they only update the rulebook to say mrqs/rmrs no longer exist? if the policy is to invite #1-32, why not say that too?

thoughts?

Whats the current number of Vitalitys streak? Was it something like 33-0 or more? And do they count Bo1s aswell, so if they would win against Legacy tomorrow it would be 34?

>>1797234
That's pretty gay but I'd let Freya peg me while I was dressed like a girl (but it's straight because it's Freya)

>>1797301
I suffer as mirage b anchor

>>1797278
the best teams still are at the major
the slots are already clogged by shit teams, why not give india a spot?
representation is good for the game
your "objectively good" teams lost to shit teams
vrs is not proven and does not show who the best 30 in the world are

china has been given opportunities for 12 years and finally have had one not entirely shit major performance. it makes sense to give slots to underperforming or under represented regions to grow those regions so they can become better

removing those opportunities hurts the game in the long run, and the game becomes worse. if you want the best possible counter-strike, you need everyone in the world to be playing the game

>>1797306
half of these stage 1 invites are shitters
>fluxo
>metizsport
>chungus
>flyquest
>NRG
would you rather these than teams like parivison, ence and astralis? be honest with yourself

>>1797306
not worth arguing with retards like that. 4/7 non-eu teams in stage 2 went through, 4/9 eu teams went through. "dei representation" my ass

>>1797306
>>1797310
I think it's good to give shit regions a couple of 'dei spots' because it makes it feels like the world cup or olympics. Yeah, the teams might be kinda bad but it gives that region someone to root for and occasionally they make a good run.

>>1797309
yes to flyquest, chinggis (if they weren't a replacement for atox) maybe yes to nrg too cause lord knows america needs some help (even though it really shouldn't)
the rest have a lot of regional representation and pathways to success already, so i'd be fine with them being replaced with teams from regions that have nothing, like africa
hell give imperial fe a spot instead of fluxo

>>1797309
>would you rather these than teams like parivison, ence and astralis? be honest with yourself
dumb faggot. here's the ranks used for the austin invites. as a reminder, eu got 16 invites this major
https://www.hltv.org/valve-ranking/teams/2025/april/7
>parivision
#40 GLOBAL, #23 EU, DOES NOT QUALIFY
>ence
#35 GLOBAL, #25 EU, DOES NOT QUALIFY
why don't we just have no system and you can handpick the teams you think are coolest

>>1797313
in that anon's defence, parivision have gone from like vrs #200 to top 30, and astralis had the good run at a LAN that came after cut off. it would be reasonable to think that they could do some work at the major
he wasn't just picking shitters for no reason
excluding ence

>>1797270
ah jeez

>>1797270
desu he kind of manages to make it look like it's a style rather than him just balding

What a humble guy, my GOAT!

>>1796961
A girl who looked like a fat version magixx hit on me in 2011. I went to an anime club and she was one of the hosts, and I was nervous, and she said "don't worry I don't bite... unless you want me to" and snapped her teeth. I regret not flirting back.

>>1797330
i have a couple of other faze videos just like this one. i don't really like the concept.

but videos like this one are kinda fun

https://youtu.be/ROkkJt2NiaQ

holy based

>vrs is actually good
>rmrs and mrqs are bad
i always knew 4chan was full of retards but this thread is reaching hltv forums levels of retardation
anyway valve is actively killing tier 2
have fun watching sovlless majors with the same teams every single year
no more qbf no more bne sovl

>>1797355
if you can't climb VRS you shouldn't be at a major period
go cry watching Flyquest never win a bo3 in their life, retard

monesy is already back in europe

>>1797330
i think he's in-love with rain

>>1797361
>gets foids and libtards SEETHING over a silly lil stream

/cs2g/ is Kyosuke /ourguy/?

>>1797362
well i dont know his personality, just know that he owns

>>1797355
valve isn't making TOs do lan rmrs, so yeah I don't want to watch shitters come in from online bo1s. the only hole in this system is that they don't mandate some % of spots at t2 tournaments to open quals
I don't know why nobody brings up stockholm 2021 which used this system already and no one had a problem with it. the only difference is that instead of 3+ rmr tournaments, every tournament matters

>>1797356
flyquest would make the next major if it was today

Lads, how do you see the #LynnVision?

>>1797374
and they won't make the next one

when is vertigo coming back?

>>1797376
Falcons lost to him...

>>1797426
on pride month too! kino script...bravo valve!

>>1797425
Never. He would be too powerful.

>>1797270
shut the fuck up you ugly nigger i'd rip apart your entire face with a rusty knife if i ever saw you irl

>>1797360
He's the reason he's playing pro again

>>1797330
>Number 10
NiKo bros...

Watch this for deep insights into the VRS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFScffjfZ0Y

>>1797444
https://x.com/FaZeEsports/status/1932874066932736115
karrigan starts laughing when he immediately decides to put niko at 10 kek

>>1797425
Is the nigga the real deal or is he gonna experience the Vinicius first season at Real Madrid?

>>1797455
top 10 player at least

>500 likes on tweet calling people ugly
what is the obsession in cs community with how the players look? at this point you guys are more gay than v*lor*nt, thought this is just a magog problem but its a cs problem

>>1797454
atp everyone fucking acknowledges it

>>1797459
since when does chopped mean ugly?

>>1797461
since tiktok made it a popular term

todays results

>>1797459
well then who is the finest shyt in cs, then?

aurora vs faze is the only competitive match today, gonna be so kino bros

>>1797464
GAMERLEGION !!!!!! DID I EVER MENTION HOW EVERYONE IN GAMERLEGION LOOKS SO GOOD AND THEY'RE REALLY BEAUTIFUL AND HANDSOME???????? ITS GAMERLEGION GUYS IM NOT A FAGGOT BTW

>>1797466
would you happen to be another chinese teenage girl?

today basically decides the flukes. bad teams aren't coming back from 0-2 through 3 bo1's.

>>1797467
i'm a normal man who thinks it's cringe as fuck to constantly shit on how people look when they're playing video games, it's not like they're actors or models
there are exceptions like people who just don't take care of themselves even though they have cameras in their face 24/7

Shit, why is he talking like this. This doesn't instill optimism.

>>1797473
the finale WILL be Navi VS Faze

vitality really really really needs to win this for zywoo to get #1
it's like magixx is saying, kyousuke will dominate zywoo from here on.

>>1797477
if vitality wins this, they'll steam roll over everyone until the next season

>>1797479
they will literally never win anything post-kyousuke

i hate my pick'ems because they're basic as hell but i want to play safe

>>1797481
kyosuke is the chud's champion

Your pickems kinda depend on how many teams decide to drop the ball like falcons did. So far only falcons and heroic have dropped it.

I just swapped aurora for liquid in my 3-1/2 pool. I think the turks are going to choke

2/3 of the teams falcons lost to also got eliminated
they didn't even get unlucky and face good performing teams

>>1797488
liquid are going 0-3 unless they get lucky and get the chinese team

>>1797495
NA bootcamp not even once.

>>1797503
anon............. come on

We're gonna see some upsets today.

>>1797522
This legit his brother? How could he leave his bro?

Wildcard and Liquid are officially EU now
https://x.com/messioso/status/1932885865698574824

>>1797523
cousin

>>1797527
NIKO COUSIN HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME?
>t. hunter

>>1797525
so the na dei teams are going to be even worse next time?

>>1797522
cousin lets go major

>>1797522
hunter has been washed since cs2. time to igl.

I ain't even gonna lie gang
the games today are the only reason I got out of bed
gonna do some substances before the legacy game starts. if they win, dumaus aztecian screams just might cure my deprexxion.

>>1797555
things will get better for you anon

>>1797555
faggot

>>1797459
>what is the obsession in cs community with how the players look?
You gotta look decent if you're on camera. Not gonna catch me cheering for an ugly ass nigga.

>>1797535
>time to igl
huNter igl with malbs, HeavyGoat, SunPayus, any young prospect (PR) and sAw as the coach is unironically a contender to win the major.

>>1797574
>no poles
hell yeah

watchie
https://youtu.be/hO2MuQsPpus

https://x.com/ABOverDrive/status/1932952873228251226
Our nigga overdrive says Spirit fleeced Falcons for 2 milly

>>1797583
cheap

>>1797459
it started because an ugly foid commented on a faze publication saying that valorant tiktok kids look better than cs players

>>1797586
We were gay for device and JKS long before Valorant.

>>1797583
who should spirit get with this money?

>>1797592
Fat reduction surgery for magixx + replacing chopper and zont1x for boombl4 and perfecto

>>1797595
Better than a bot of an igl and a bodyshot merchant

going to doom against spirit all major because magixx isnt actually bald

>>1797590
I only value looks based on how much aura they contribute to the player, which in the mentioned cases it does.

>>1796376
>>1796381
>>1796384
>>1796435
Thanks, I just bought a bunch of random skins I liked and I might sell em later

>>1797599
Post 'em and let us rate

Class this evening just got canceled so I can get drunk watch CS. Yay.

FAZE IS GOING 0-3

>>1797604
liquid and navi dough

>>1797604
Not happening since they're winning the major.

broky...

is there are pre show or something
I cant wait, I need to consoom

>>1797609
starts 45-60 min early

>>1797609
The desk segment usually starts around 30 minutes before the first game. Alternatively you can watch some player interviews:
https://www.youtube.com/@Pleygg/videos

>>1797609
ohne gonna be live like an hour before

>>1797610
>>1797611
thank you saars, I will redeem
>>1797613
kindly fuck your mother bloody basterd ohne bitch

>>1797614
>kindly fuck your mother bloody basterd ohne bitch
saar do not speak of ohne in such ill tone

>>>1797376
>the unbridled might of chinese crossdressing
vs
>saudi money

>>1797611
Good share, thanks.
the yt comments under magixx interview gonna entertain me a bit. funny how a falseflagger ITT claimed he was bald now. also is his skin really that smooth because he ears a lot of fat?

>>1797621
magixx shaved his head in some spirit video but looks like it was fake

>>1797624
lol

https://www.hltv.org/news/41940/imorr-detained-over-alleged-promotion-of-gambling-service
aurora is next

>>1797594
>for boombl4 and perfecto
Not a good replacement.

>>1797630
>M4 Guardian
now thats taste anon

is the team that wins in the major automatically "in the lead"? 1 major is worth like 8 other tournies.

IS THIS IN FRONT OF A CROWD ??????????????????????????

>>1797637
No.

>>1797637
If only there was a way to look up information and work it out.

>>1797628
common turkish L

!!! /ourguy/ suspicion !!!
Prof brought up the stars on jerseys that /we/ have been talking about for months now.

>>1797640
why do that when you can just ask 4chudGPT

>>1797640
>If only there was a way to look up information and work it out.
Sadly not since OP didn't link Liquipedia :(

ok but really though

>>1797646
This reminded me of the dude who spent days seething because HLTV contains information he wanted to know.

>>1797643
what do the stars mean

>>1797643
Who exactly is browsing /cs2g/?
Confirmed: Maui
Suspected: Prof, Thorin, ???

>>1797640
dont talk about the game dont ask questions just talk about the personalities

>>1797651
Richard definitely is the one trying to shill himself.

>>1797649
Major + CDL, Halo and R6 chapionship

>>1797652
I appreciate you projecting nothing of what I said onto me, faggot.

>>1797653
No. I do the shilling for him for free.

>>1797653
its people from his discord i think.

kyousucke
kyouslope
what are some good names for when this nigga diesnt deliver

why is gamerlegion so hot ??

>>1797613
this is not reddit sir

>>1797647
Not at all. FaZe with s1mple is clearly a top 1 team.

>>1797657
>>1797658
Fuck off Richard.

i stand with steel

>>1797661
skinlets seething

>>1797663
On fuckin strings mateeeeeeee

>>1797655
oh thanks

>>1797647
average age 39

>>1797659
kiosk

>>1797655
>CDL
commercial drivers license?

>>1797671
Call of Duty League

>>1797670
kioskUA

show me your piggems

if i dont see faze in 3-0 im not reading the rest of that shit

>>1797677
>>1797681
Idiots

>>1797681
mouz and spirit will likely face each other but i guess that (almost) guarantees you 1 correct pick
what has given you that kind of faith in pain?

>>1797688
>what has given you that kind of faith in pain?
In biguzera I trust

>>1797686
>faze beating a top 6 team without a crowd
i want the power to be this delusional about my favorite team

dont care nigger #fazeup

>>1797687
Why don't you show us yours big boy?

>>1797677
faze is going 0-3 thoughevermorebeit

>>1797692
Legacy 3-0
Lynn 3-0
faze 0-3
navi 0-3

>>1797695
>>1797697
>botality 3-0
cretins! They will advance, but not 3-0

>>1797700
that's what I thought about spirit

>>1797700
You can just say you want attention.

>>1797703
botwoo wasnt even in form last tourney?
legends (or whatever teams are called starting in this stage) always have at least one fuckup?
furthermore, the bell curve is real and I'm a troglodyte while you're a midwit.

>>1796880
Karambit Doppler p2(before the chink pump, was like 3k) and my current AK gold arabesque

imo botality 2-3

Some people will bend over backwards to pretend bo1s are fine or even ideal because dogs have a chance of fluking wins, least until they get exposed in playoffs, then screech about you being choko or chokesy fans. Yet apex says "everyone" hopes they'll change the format and that falcons would never get eliminated if they even went 1-1, that he only managed to advance after going 0-2 once and that it's sad the best teams won't be in playoffs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiLJQ5X7C4c

chillin

>>1797707
cct major + zywoo eliminated would the maximum kino

>>1797704
Holyshit, maui is retarded lmao.
So are the hohol reddit brothers and styko. can you guys not see the pattern?

some kosher kounter strike kontent lads, get in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeLKe0wTgZY

>>1797705
nta but they said they didn't practice much for dallas

>>1797708
it could just be bo3's but only 2 games to advance/elimination

if LVG wins then ill start cross dressing as well

Haven't played CS in a while. Do 3-0 0-3 Picks value more now or are they a risky pick for those who want to flex a 100% accurate pick?

Why does Zywoo cause so much seethe here?

>>1797708
cope

>>1797717
bo3 all the way through with bo5 final works too, it only adds 3 days total, not a problem when we're talking about the biggest events on the calendar

>>1797713
maui have standard choices though. im actually surprised he didn't include some hot take to get attention.

>>1797722
all picks are worth the same

>>1797725
they should make it 3 or even 4 streams during stage 1 and 2 then. otherwise it's too long between interesting games.

>>1797723
real goats tend to do that

>>1797722
same value
you just need to get half of them correct

>>1797708
there's literally nothing wrong with Bo1s
tons of sports use single games to decide qualifiers
if you're the "better team" you should have a deeper map pool, better strategies and team play, and be able to win a single map without issue
the pros are retarded, if we only listened to them they'd still be playing 1.6 for peanuts in hotel ballrooms
plus nobody can get eliminated by purely Bo1s, they always get to decide their fates with Bo3s

>>1797726
standard choices = reddit
>muh nemiga and lynn gonna 0-3!!
same reddit mentality ruined pickems for many already
>da falgoons gonna 3-0 dooood
peak reddit midwit retardation

>>1797704
lul the mongols picked themselves to go 0-3?

>>1797736
>playing 1.6 for peanuts in hotel ballrooms
this is literally based, none of these "pros" deserve a six figure salary when they can't even practice 7 maps

>>1797736
>plus nobody can get eliminated by purely Bo1s
Bo3s are just 3 Bo1s though

get the fuck in here

https://www.twitch.tv/dima_wallhacks

>>1797736
>if you're the "better team" you should have a deeper map pool, better strategies and team play, and be able to win a single map without issue

>>1797737
>le reddit posting
Go back

>>1797736
>they'd still be playing 1.6
fucking based. bring back the better game

>>1797742
meant to say trvke

>>1797736
Most sports have always the same "map", thoughbeit....
and those who do not, like alpin skiing, are not BO1....

>>1797745
Very reddit reply

>>1797737
>reddit blaming
stay here

>>1797750
>reddit reply
reddit reply

>>1797621
Many of the comments are strange, probably bots, too many praising the interviewer when he can barely speak English and clearly doesn't know CS just being fed questions to ask. In the teses interview he says it was a 5v2 loss at b afterplant and seems to be under the impression that teses is the "king of banana", and in the magixx one he asks some incomprehensible questions I can't even decipher.

>le streak could le end today!!
and they will just start talking about bo3 streak instead

>>1797755
Legacy will break Vitality

>>1797754
all comments look normal retard

>>1797755
that's fair though and i say that as someone praying for their downfall
it's a series streak, not a map streak

we are fucked

>>1797733
>>1797728
Ah so basically the same as it was before but with an extra 3-0/0-3 pick. Gotcha.
Thanks

>>1797755
>>1797759
and when they eventually lose their series streak, they'll just move on to well they haven't lost on x map for y times until the whole pool is exhausted

zypoo will never ever achieve this

>>1797754
yeah that was weird but idk about bots.
dont forget most post game interviews are just
>uhh I can't only imagine what goes through your head after this devastating loss uhh how do you feel right now and what went wrong
so it's indeed a step up from that

>>1797764
retarded cope

>>1797765
sadly zypoo has to face real opposition instead of plumbers and brick layers

which one are we buying?

>>1797768
old cs players / 1.6 players in their prime would smoke these talentless kids. CS is all about strategy an smokes now, aiming doesnt matter.

>>1797770
who is tenz?

>>1797771
most retarded ragebait reply i've seen this month
take this (You) as a reward

>1797771
horrendous bait

>>1797771
he kinda right tho

>>1797768
now let's see zywoo winning vs kyousuke

>>1797774
>>1797775
he's right though, donk was so good because of the way he uses smokes

>>1797704
macmate's is close to perfect, I'd swap mouz and spirit though

>>1797770
im going to still use the one tap machine

>>1797704
>spirit on that 3-0
Sensing them falcons vibes here desu. There's no reason it should be rated that high right now.

>>1797784
i also have spirit on my 3-0
i want to change it but any other team is way more riskier to put em on the 3-0 spot

hasn't the stream usually started earliert han this? this is just 10 min before gamies.

>>1797770
pulsar mice are good thoughever
better shape than the superlight

>>1797788
check the A stream baka

>>1797781
>wired in big 25

>>1797770
tenz more cultural impact

>>1797787
Put mouz or even fuck it faze. I'm feeling it.

>>1797792
found wireless zoomzoom

>>1797757
If you say so retard, these are surely the kind of things you'd expect a CS viewer to randomly write

post'em if you got'em fantasychads

>>1797796
one comment

Why do so many people disregard 87-0 as if one random ass BO1 wouldn't destroy it? All it takes is one nicoodoz on the enemy team and it's fucking over. 87 map wins, not even win streak it's a fucking map streak.
I don't get the idea of comparing the very first dominant team to the most recent one instead of the results. Of course they are fucking dogshit compared to the team 10+ years in the future but just like everyone is significantly worse than Vitality right now, the teams facing NIP were too back then.

>>1797800
I didn't want to screenshot 40 of them? Look for yourself throughout the recent interviews and you see these bots on most of them

>>1797792
>really thought i was using a mouse with the name of a washed moor from 10 years ago

>>1797795
wireless mice don't have any tangible drawbacks anymore and that's been the case for 5+ years
if you're baiting, you got me

>>1797770
here's mine >.<''

>>1797804
You still need to charge them which is the biggest drawback and they feel so light like they were made for a bunch of pussies

>>1797808
lol reminds me of those cute little pink cages :3

>>1797801
they seethe because they know their favorite team will never beat it

>>1797792
wired endgamegear mice feel wireless, the cord is so good

>>1797809
>You still need to charge them
so you don't like wires?
>they feel so light like they were made for a bunch of pussies
i honestly can't even tell if this is bait or not

FUUUUUUUUUCK im not sure if i should put Navi 3:2 or Mongolz 3:2

>wireless deathadder like $189
>+$40 tip for 8k polling dongle
>wired version of the exact same thing has true 8k polling for $60
the wires are so light now you don't even notice them anyway, ez choice

I dont care about your pickems and no one else does either

FREYA MY LOVE YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL TODAY

>>1797822
made for it

>>1797822
giantess freya...

>>1797822
i simp for she

>>1797815
any mice can feel like wireless if you just improvise a little cord holder, it's easy

>>1797824
woah...

>>1797820
Hyperlight not same shape as wireless thoughtbeit

a possible 2-0 match it'd be spirit vs mouz
i want to switch to mouz 3-0 but i don't really believe they're going over spirit im sowwy

>>1797820
>buying razer products at all
couldn't be me

>>1797829
that is a shame really, so dumb they don't have the same version of the mouse in wireless and wired

>>1797826
Yeah but egg mice dont need that
idk how or why, it's better than a paracord

>>1797820
>8k polling
kek yeah this shit is so useless and just drains the battery
if you want an FPS mouse you have plenty of good choices under $50 nowadays, all these mice are perfect for playing CS, it only comes down to what shape fits you best

>>1797820
IF I'm gonna be a consoomer I'm not going with Razer, I'll go with Logitech and be their slave.

>>1797831
my soulless brand > your soulless brand durrr

it just works

>>1797834
cheaper mice usually have worse switches
i need a good click feel and no post-travel
i agree about polling though. even 4k is arguably more than you need

/magog/ is sleeping on chinese mice
you can get 1:1 copies of any flagship logitech/razer gayming mouse for 50$ instead of 150$. The sensor and qc is also the same. Even r/mousereview figured this out, and jewtubers like techless

>>1797836
it's not about le sovl, it's about the price
razer stuff is always overpriced

>>1797841
put me on some models lil bro
i want to change my mouse and not get ripped out

>>1797839
KEK what a bitch mouse
seriously, worst mouse shape ever for aiming. this mouse has ended many careers. like byali

>>1797841
do you mean fakes or just very similar?

>>1797841
this is basically what pulsar was doing until they figured out people were actually buying their mice

>>1797809
>You still need to charge them
oh no, you have to plug it in for 30mins once a week
the horror

it's up

https://youtu.be/RUTDR-zEV_o

>>1797844
what's wrong with that shape?

>>1797842
I mean I totally agree their wireless shit is insane their wired ones go on sale in the $40ish range quite a bit though

okay now we know teses is to blame 100%

>>1797823
HWD?

>>1797844
>seriously, worst mouse shape ever for aiming
nta but which mice work for you and which don't depends heavily on hand size and grip style

>>1797852
they need to scrap the entire team except GODses

>>1797817
I am a man, I have big hands and you know what they say about men with big hands

>>1797854
gamer starsigns

>>1797858
FREYA NO

>>1797859
what?

>>1797853
FREYA YES
>>1797858

>>1797843
not that anon but check out Ajazz AJ199, i think it's about 50 bucks and i saw many people praise it on HLTV, and a friend of mine bought it recently he says he's super happy with it
i think this one is a little bit smaller in size, but there have to be other bigger options

>>1797862
you're trans

>>1797865
I trust your friend more than hltv thanks bro

>>1797843
>>1797845
This guys entire channel
https://youtu.be/PMQ4AKILBS8

Other upcoming jewtuber with same opinion
https://youtu.be/IBRAOsRuCNs

>>1797845
They are LITERALLY the same. all mice come from china...

>>1797866
you'd have to be actually mentally retarded to think that hand size and how you grip the mouse doesn't affect how it fits your hand

>>1797869
desu it has felt like a scam that mice has just gotten more expensive without tech getting better for like a decade

>>1797870
he overpaid for a mice in a cock shape cuz that's the shape he knows and fits him best so now he has to cope with that somehow

MANIFESTING VITALITY COLLAPSE

>>1797798
You still have 15 minutes to add latto and dumau to your team

vp win this

manifesting dumau screaming tilting entire botality

>>1797878
Shittalk just makes Apex stronger.

>>1797876
they'll get raped so hard it'll remind them of being in russian military

>>1797850
Everything. well you can only fingertip it, which is fine. But it's heavy, which is super bad for fingertip. The weight balance is fucked. The mouse skates are dogshit. Clicks are awful.

>>1797854
Yes. But g305/g102 are objectively bad mice for aiming. The egg shape is just utterly retarded, even for fingertip

>>1797858
this wannabe tradbitch keeps exposing herself as the biggest whore in the world

GODmau will OBLITERATE Shitality

>>1797883
i hope the incoming pregnancies don't end her career

https://www.twitch.tv/steel_tv
its up

>>1797883
>exposing herself as the biggest whore in the world
Everybody who has attended an event afterparty and visited the men's restroom already knew this...

>flamez already pre-excusing
it's over

>>1797889
typical jew

>dumau literally saying the goal is to just have fun and troll instead of winning
vitality are so fucked lol. tantrums will be had.

>>1797889
the pep guardiola strat

>>1797894
it just means they are making excuse to lose against the white chads
>haha we were having fun lol it's not that serious

>>1797889
Wasn't Vitality's excuse for bombing out in quarters last major that they had too long of a break since they went 3-0?

>>1797899
they actually play like that, though
On dust2 against faze just spamming b rushed to end the map

>>1796768 (OP)
>another day of Swiss BO1s
Yaaay

>>1797903
one of the reason, they stayed like one month in china only playing against shitters in practice.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>1797899
>white chads
I see apEX but where are the other 4?

kek all of aurora have a warrant out for their arrest in turkey now

>forced smiles
it's over

ONHEPIXEL STARTED STREAMING

>>1797909
Source? I thought they dodged atrrest because they are not EF anymore

>>1797905
just pretend its the 1st map of a bo3 so the match matters

where's apex from? he's so swarthy

Uh Shitality sisters??? Did we just lose to a force buy against brapzilians?

>>1797912
this guy has no passion left for cs idk how people watches him

>>1797875
theyre going back to the zoo lad

>>1797916
Proper French stock. In WW1, he'd be in Verdun gutting the Huns.

FUCKING MEZII YOU CUNT

>>1797918
he talks funni

he's live

>force wars
spicy~

>>1797926
WAS??

>>1797926
alta thank you brotha kussy on the bussy

Vitsisters......

what if legacy becomes the best team in the world?

imagine losing your streak in a bo1 to some random tier 3 brazilians

dumau 1
zypoo 0

I think the worst thing to happen to these threads is all the ironic eceleb shilling.

heres why cs lans need less open qualifiers and dei invites
>tier 1 orgs can't compete
>big org cocksuckers need to justify their bubble salaries and bubble buyouts
>zonic would be homeless without it
>vrs is fine and very good saar
>buy my sticker capsule pls

Argies finna kill themselves if Legacy takes this game.

>30 win streak will end at bo1
yea nip's legacy will be never doubted after today

Vamos legacy

>>1797940
trvke

>>1797939
>max of 10 posts out of 2k = worst thing
calm down unc its really not that serious

straight out getting outplayed

>>1797942
>vs stand-in monkeys
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHH

zysissies.....

>>1797939
itt we stan ohne

>>1797948
Are you still mad you couldn't make your epic OP post?

>>1797953
itt we bully skincels to suicide

i'm rooting for legacy but...
nissim timing...more like, esp microtoggle...

APEx kinda quiet today no?

>>1797958
he screamed loud as fuck after their only won round kek

streak status?

>>1797939
true
>>1797955
hopefully

>>1797955
not my fault you're a poor skinlet unc

blatant walls from zypoo

watching these pros have their cool colored loadout made me want my own
can't drop thousands but good enough

>>1797960
does it REALLY count if it's a BO1 though?

>>1797962
i have skins homo i just dont feel the need to discuss them in an esports thread

what does warren buffett's skin collection look like?

>>1797966
It does. I've seen specifically BO3 streaks referenced to, but it's just cope.

>>1797967
post loadout

>>1797966
Most certainly. It even counts double since it's against tier 2 Brazilians who technically didn't even qualify to the major.

zywoo sisters derailing the thread with skins to distract from the disaster class happening before our very eyes

holy fuck zywoo getting raped and gaped by monkeys

savetality

okay these monkeys are cheating

KEKAROOOOOOOOOOO
VAMO PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>1797967
>esports thread
This is a general no matter what faggy subject you enter for the op post.

based dumau dabbing on rapedx

>>1797972
post sharpie in the pooper nigga

Hmmmm...
Ive seen this before, back when LG burst out onto the scene and destroyed the european order, turns out LG was fucking cheating. Wonder if thats the same thing here lmao. Favela monkeys need to get banned

monkeyzillians literally have both walls and radar fuck this shit wheres valve

vitality won't even let falcons have the bombout of the tournament

HAHA
I FUCKING LOVE LEGACY
BRAZIL, I KNEEL

they have to be cheating lmao

but if they get rid of the BO1 what excuse will the "best teams" have then when they lose to total shitters?

>>1797953
only if you are a transexual who plays valorant

somehow, Brazil returned

>>1797974
underwhelming comms. I expected drama.

>>1797965
cute loadout sis, but we are watching the game rn^^

today i am brazilian

>>1797984
you're not only a brokie but a gay ass nigga
rope now

annoying ass monkey

Legacy is doing the funniest thing possible, this better be 13-1

>wins 35 games and 6 trophies in a row
>first loss is against a tier3 brazilian team everyone were putting as 0-3 for stage1 barely 2 weeks ago.
We'll never beat the random game allegations if this happen, loba will have a field day.

>>1797965
cyuuuuuuuuute

paralysed by dumau's aura

>>1797982
skincels should make their own thread we do not want you here
>>1797997
put the sharpie in your ass faggot

I see Zywoo is already in his majors mode right from the start kek

I was so close from betting my life savings on legacy....why didnt I do it....

this has to be match fixing

>>1797919
Well, you had your chance at top 1% but chose to ignore my sage advice

>zywoo keeps getting awp dropped
how fucking fraudulent is this? getting awp dropped needs to drop your rating by like half.

>>1797999
tab back apex, there are still some round to pretendto play

>>1797995
i'm watching it too, thought it was okay to drop it while waiting for the rounds to pile up
didn't expect vitality to lose this many rounds this fast though

fucking frauds

not like this...

>>1798009
im in a private league with my mates anyways it wouldnt have mattered.

*hn* wants vitality to go 0-2, thoughts?

=D

rare reverse BRA71L

>>1798004
kill yourself faggot

>>1798009
good call tho anon

wtf is vita doing? They're not even shooting back.

literally every kill is through smoke?
bro i have literally never seen this high percent smoke kills?????

They're getting bullied

VAMOOO CARALHO

not that anyone is watching but mouz finna lose to vp as well

>>1798001
The tier 3 team has been playing for 9 days straight and the kings have been sleeping for a month.

i think legacy have nosmoke hack?

>>1798023
apex is sitting right in the middle of smokes lmao hes a retard

Just oddsfixing, vitality will place very large bets during the half time pause and win after. Its very very obvious, im surprised this isnt getting flagged by sites.