myniggas are going to lose...
it's over
>molly ticket
about fucking time...
Who are we rooting for in this major, bros?
Holy based ultimate that jew fuck was so sure he had won that round.
alright what did they fed ultimate today? how much amphetamines did he recieve today?
i love that guy man
This slavnegro is legit having the best game of his life. If he stops they lose.
Bro Liquid have been playing fixed positions every fucking round. If I was on Mouz I'd pound B every round till they moved NAF around. And then I'd pound wherever he went next. It's like playing where's the coach except this time NAF is the coach.
sOmplO
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s0mp0l has 0 real major trophy and has 0 real hltv #1
they're called team liquid cause they always spill their glass
>>1802757We are rooting for total mouz defeat
>>1802772both teams has zero chance of going 3-2 anyway
>>1802757G2 and Mouz and maybe Legacy
>>1802757TL Lynn Vision Legacy Nemiga G2
HOLD ME MAGOG BROS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD ME
im so sorry myniggas but i had to do it for the pick'ems
Twistzz finally showing up
Holy shit. It's happening
>falcons out
>mouz out
I CANNOT BELIEVE Vitality are going to get a free path to the major trophy, AGAIN
it's going to be navi vs vita
SIUHY DOUBTERS WHERE YOU AT NOW?
>>1802757FaZe main team
G2 secondary team
Mongolz, Liquid hoping they make it to playoffs
>>1802757LIQUID! LIQUID! LIQUID!
>NUMBER 2 team in the world is almost out
>NUMBER 3 team got eliminated last week
11546
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>>1802787>I CANNOT BELIEVE Vitality are going to get a free path to the major trophywhat the hell does mouz being out have to do with that?
Does valorant rig their tournaments for thirdie views like valve does with meme bo1s?
>>1802787spirit are gonna toggle, don't worry
Come on NertZ you needed that
nertz literally threw that actual matchfixing
>>1802797Falcon is #4 now
why are they reusing the paris script
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
THEY ARE NOT DONE YET
JEWISH TRICKERY IS STILL IN
>>1802787this just shows vitality's opposition was trash all this time and vitality won't win
kek niggas really seething about v0tality unprompted
>>1802806if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
LIQUID LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SOMEONE FUCKIGN KILL SCRAWNY RIGHT NOW
>>1802802like we havent seen since 2024 kato
HUGE TORSZI BALLS HERE
HERE WE GO AGAIN
MOUZ CINEMA MOUZ CINEMA MOUZ CINEMA MOUZ CINEMA MOUZ CINEMA
why does the mouz coach look a bit downy
can they fucking stop throwing
every time the team that loses match point 2 or 3 times in OT eventually just loses
yeah it's over, liquid's mental is shattered after this one
Mouz are gonna fuck Liquid here and then make a comeback and win the major. SCREENCAP THIS
who are we rooting for? besides spirit and VP (slavs are canonically our /vg/ian guys)
Liquid please please please....
>>1802827nertz is an undercover agent sadly
NEVER DOUBT THE LIQUID CHOKE
2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT
>>1802826he looks evil
that villain who looks innocent like a baby but is actually twisted
>>1802833ahh that makes sense
thank you anon
STOP FUCKING BLUEBALLING ME LIQUID I BEG YOU
that round was pure sex from liquid
How does Liquid have so many iconic chokes on Mirage
>>1802830Legacy because i want to see thorin's head explode from pure seeth
I want mouz out unironically. I just fucking hate their fucking faces. (It has nothing to do with half the team being jewish)
These overtimes are literally falcons scenario. Nice script reusing
liquid, please
DO. NOT. CHOKE.
>>1802847if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
brollan you fucking idiot
the ultimate carry is so fucking insane, he can't lose with this, it would be so unfair
ultimate vs torzsi who can do the better s1mple impression
did argies really think it would be easy for chicanos like them to get a visa to AMERICA? what a colossal fuck up lol
>>1802853but but statcels told me he is only 1.10 rated in tier 3 or something, this can't be happening
>>1802856>did argies really thinkno
DUMB NIGGER PLAY FOR TIME
i fucking cant handle this game just win liquid i beg you
>>1802852Is it lower compared to previous majors?
>>1802865liquidsissy getting overstimulated
ultimate is about to hit 40 kills, wish i watched this entire map
this games great but please liquid just dont choke
>>1802868more like mouz hater
>>1802870Most of those frags were from sissyawping from ticket.
Holy fuck ultimate's trying like he's saving his family from death
lets go for another overtime so ultimate can hit 50
>talk shit about roland
>he drops a 40 bomb
WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCK NAFNIGGER
Ultimate deserves to win this fuck me
xertion walling unfortunately
fuck off NAF jesus christ
STOP WASTING ULTIMATE'S LIFE GAME
i cant be hyped anymore
liquid threw this so fucking hard its hard to watch it anymore
>>1802867pre-playoffs and we're at 150kish more average viewers than shanghai, tons of games already outperforming every non-playoffs game and most of shanghai's playoffs
but a lot of that is down to china being a dogshit timezone for eu and na
im so fucking furious actually, 3 match points choked into a loss, every fucking time same disappointment
ultimate should have the right to kill one of his teamates after this match ffs
they cant even afford an awp for ultimate next round...
>>1802871>please water dont be wet
liquid can't win a single bo3 even with ultimate having the best map of his career kek, just disband
>l0qu0dn0ggas really thought they wouldn't choke away an important mirage game where they had it locked up
are you newfag siuhy fans or what
>>1802893>>1802892i've been saying for months that NAF has to go, he's been playing like shit for a year now, legit worse rated than fucking siuhy
BO3 is a coin flip mickey mouse format
>>1802896hes just nonchalant man... you wouldnt get it
you can just see the excitement dripping off him when he has to clutch
nertz throwing for the israeli team
5th column
Fuck you NAF
Fuck you NertZ
Fuck you Twistzz
Fuck you siuhy
You useless fucks can't win a single round for ultimate. Literally just one.
naf with the world on his shoulders at this moment
is the average skill in the game decreasing or am i getting better? im a faceit lvl8 shitter and i was stuck in lvl 6/7 for a week or two and it was genuinely harder than right now? i feel like im playing with and against total retards but at the same time not really getting better, i dont even know the fucking recoil patters on nades and rely purely on aim
reminder to subtract ~200-300k from max view counts because those come from brazil
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OHNONONOONONONONONONONOONO MOUZNIGGERS
nice call brollan fucking faggot
Nice scrtipt. It's 22-20 btw.
>>1802909they just did lil bro
I'm watching just to see how the losing team reacts
>>1802911no one's playing cs anymore
3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT
>>1802907reunite him with his autistic bro
pundits saying "they have too much overlap" had no idea how bad it could get
mouz have been absolutely retarded this whole game
it's actually impressive that liquid hasn't managed to win yet
>buys scout on last round instead of mp9 or some shit
based sniper
>>1802923Thankfully they heard me.
yeah we're playing till morning
Literally Falcons' script. Same amount of OTs
NAF-FLY IS A PAID ACTOR BY THE STATE OF ISRAEL TO COMMIT A FALSE FLAG ATTACK SO (((MOUZ))) CAN ADVANCE TO THE NEXT ROUND
>>1802928makes sense i guess but i never thought it would be this bad
>both teams have jews
>match full of duplicity and subversion
hmmm
Free untradeable kill and then Liquid fuck it up
>xershit choking under pressure once again
>>1802939not if his entire team dies around him every round
What the fuck did I just witness in connector?
>>1802939yes but they'll still lose because poohy is the worse igl
AaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
don't let ultimate leave A site ever again, everything is crumbling without him there
>>1802942>duplicity and subversionit's choking and retardation
they play worse than most of the stage3 teams
>>1802942>30% of the players are jews>high stakes kino game with lots of twists and turnsthey run the entertainment industries for a reason
how long should it take to go from lvl 3 to lvl 10 on faceit?
he's just a ticket merchant
at first I didn't care, then I was excited now I'm just tired.
>>18029542 years of grinding
shorter if you have a stack
>>18029541-2 years at least
>>1802961please a serious answer
>>1802956classic gold nova archetype
LIQUID PLEASE I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE AND THE MY KIDNAPPERS JUST SAID THAT THEY WILL BEHEAD ME IF YOU LOSE
PLEASE WIN I DONT WANA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
>>1802956jews fear the ticket booth
>>1802960Pretty much, both teams deserve to be eliminated anyway
FIRE THE FUCKING OBSERVER RIGHT NOW
this game is never going to end
what the fuck can that liquid coach write in his book
>>1802969pause the match to behead this motherfucker live between their desks
scrawny needs to chill out man
>>1802964what other archetypes do we have in cs?
>>1802969You are free to spectate yourself
>>1802974blast just has nepohire observers
dubs and we are all in purgatory and this match never ends
>tech pause
It's over, Spinx going to start spinning.
is this really the level of counterstrike people get hype for now....
>>1802954if you're actually level 3 skill wise you're never going to be level 10
if you're just level 3 elo thats like 1-2 months of light at a respectable 55% wr
>>1802977if you don't get your hybrid ev ass back on the controls right now, imma whoop that fat ass
>>1802970I wouldn't mind a new cs2 record for OTs
at least something worthwhile would come out of this boring shitter match
LIQUID PLEASE I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE AND MY KIDNAPPERS JUST SAID THEY WILL BEHEAD ME IF YOU LOSE
PLEASE WIN I DONT WANNA DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>1802985If it actually was a new record it would be incredibly exhausting for everyone involved
>>1802982its the trash vs trash and the best vs the best that brings the most exciting games
thats why faze is exciting every game because they are both the worst and the best
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Why is he still on the team? Is this like Canadian privilege or some shit?
>>1802992he's ceo's cousin
>>1802991faze are like alcaraz, they can make any match fun
>>1802980it's a fake techie from twistzz thoughever
>>1802992So TL could keep its NA spot and he's Twistzz's best friend
>>1802982>one player 1v9ing to not get eliminated 0-3How can that not be hype?
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749852300110159.mp4
>>1803002this fag is 100% a bottom
>>1803002ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh i cant watch it i cant i cant
>>1803002>HEY>GUYS... YOU HEAR ME? *voice crack*>YEAH.. YOU SUCK!
>>1803002Worse shit talk all major
>>1803002and people say mouz has no aura lol
>>1803002Man played with karrigan for years but didn't pick up any of his trash talk skills
>>18030012v8 Siuhy really brought them back on the T side in regulation with all his entries in mid
>>1803002Why is this guy stalling now?
>>1803008>Worse shit talk all majorhe hasn't shit talked ever since stopping as igl
>trapped with an indefinite interminable amount of scrawnyrambling
this is what awaits after I die if I don't clean my act up and confess my sins
These two retarded NPCs fighting is actually getting kino
crazy how CS as a game can make people who have zero personalities in a match this nail biting
CounterStrike is just the greatest
>>1803014>it's gonna be a long game...I'd probably take a line as well
>20min tech pause
yeah way to kill the hype, niggers
lol they killed all the hype
Fuck screamy and laundry, dogs
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What we thonkin?
im going to fucking snap if they dont start playing again soon
nice pause to kill the momentum, watch mouz just win 3 in a row
>>1803023you just know she's gonna give ultimate the head of his life if they win
I missed the spirit navi game. Did hally do any of the double finger stuff while staring at chopper intensely?
time for schizo tech posting
>>1803023i know an anal monster when i see one
LIQUID PLEASE I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE AND MY KIDNAPPERS JUST SAID THEY WILL BEHEAD ME IF YOU LOSE
PLEASE WIN I DONT WANNA DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1802917>>1802917>>1802917
WITH JEWS, YOU WIN
WITH CANKEKS, YOU SUCK
#VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ #VAMOUZ
twistz is such a retard how the fuck is he pushing like that
Add another Mirage choke to Liquid's tally
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liquid WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
why did twistzz leave faze
Hmm yes lets throw 2 match points what could go wrong.
Was there ever a fucking team in history of cs that threw match point then another one in OT and still won the map? I think i've never seen it, always same fucking story.
>>1803051walking inaccuracy benefitting you for once
who is he going to choose to murder?
game is over
shut the fuck up scrawnders
Kill all TL players for letting ultimate down like that.
>1/4 final Liquid Liquid Perfect World Shanghai Major 2024
"..."
What was Siuhy thinking when shaking their hands?
>G2
>Major final map point against Vitality on Nuke
>Hunter in a 2v2 scenario against Zywoo
>he sneaks heaven with a deagle to kill Zywoo on hut and secure the 2v1 to win the major
Nik0 is forced to watch it.
>>1803066contract renewal coincided with possible faze merger/buyout
i shat myself and missed that last bit of OT cleaning up
>>1803068>ICANTCARRYHARDENOUGH
>>1803072as a pole i know he will still blame himself and won't say shit, cuck country with cuck mentality, also 2 jews won in enemy team so its all good
in reality he should beg navi replace wonderful
Feels bad for ultimate. He really put in his all and then you got NAF and NertZ shitting the bed.
welp i hope faze pulls trough at least otherwise a will be greatly disappointed
>>1803077“I should’ve taken more of nertz’s positions so he plays worse”
>>1803077thinking?
not his strong suit. better igl won
>>1803068>ultimate's ultimate wasn't enough
there's two good teams in the 1-2 bracket and they're facing each other?
>>1803077>NA fucking SUCKS
Legacy - Lynn Vision kino tomorrow
>>1803092liquid is EU not NA though
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>>1803091faze, vitality, g2, mouz, lynn, 3d
they're changing max two players so who is gone? and who is added more than kyousuke?
>>1803095sphinx racking up the kills like the IDF on Palestinian children and international journalists
>>1803091who you got in that game?
I think legacy's looked a bit better, but the faze game was worrying
>>1803091Tomorrow I am a Turk
>>1803099b1t for kyxsan and NiKo moves to IGL
fuck me that's a thick accent
>>1803091tomorrow i am a zionist
this is a pure faze general
WHO PLAYS WHO NEXT?
fucking hltv always so fucking slow
>>1803104Fuck b0t. Teses is much better
bad lighting or does brollan have jaundice?
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>>1803100don't quit your day job tryna make this comedy shit work unless you're jerman
>>1803113holy shit 2 faze matches at the same time we cant stop winning #fazeup
>>1803113FAZE ARE PLAYING TWICE
GOATBROS WE'RE EATAN
>>1803099-magisk
-teses
-zonic
+b1t
+kyousuke
+kassad
total danedog benching and slavmaxxing to victory (dropping out in the group stage)
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>>1803108Just click "simulator"
https://www.hltv.org/events/7902/blasttv-austin-major-2025
here
>>1803099Magisk and Teses hopefully
>>1803091f0ze
v0tality
g0-2
m0uz
leg0cy
p0in
da games
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my predictions
>>1803113s1mple+karrigan in one game and rain+frozen+elige in the other
>>1803116>running 2 bo3 simultaneouslyDA GOAT IS THAT GOOD
ZYWOO COULD NEVER EVER
virtus pro had the clearest opportunity to qualify for the play off and now they won't.
>>1803099-kyxsan
-magisk
+niko igl
+kyousuke
+donk
>>1803091mongolz
vitality
navi
mouz
legacy
3dmax
>>1803125i can definitely see snax lifegame vs navi
>>1803128they'll probably face some shit team in 2-2
>>1803132i can't but i feel like it's been a while since b1t dropped a lifegame
>>1803091rooting for faze
rooting for vitality
rooting for snax
rooting for brollan
rooting for screeching monkeys to go home
rooting for frogs
>>1803128They're fine
>>1803133Yep, they face G2 in almost all cases
3Dmax will dispose of pain quickly
>>1803137Rooting for Mongolz
same
same
same
same
Rooting for monkeys
is this where ultimate got some notoriety or what? what the fuck is this game?
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2354571/natus-vincere-vs-ago-esl-pro-league-season-15
>>1803138G2 or pain, no stress, faze only if some real fucked up results happen
>>1803141I'm struggling to remember this Navi lineup.
first to 13 is a much better system than 16 i must admit that
>>1803133they could get lynn but pain would have to beat 3dmax and faze would have to beat mongolz (and lynn would obviously have to win their game)
>>1803144it was when navi really needed to lose the russian flag on hltv
>>1803141>headtr1ckNigga what?
>>1803091Rooting for
FaZe
Vitality
G2
Aurora
Lynn
Pain
>>1803142>faze only if some real fucked up results happenyeah, that almost never happens
>>1803147What's this shit?
>>1803141welp, twistzz could definitely be a talent scout if being a stuck in the esports equivalent of elo hell ever gets old
>>1803148in most situations they get something like pain or 3dmax
>>1803147imagine a s1mple NTR doujin with zywoo as fat ugly bastard...
>>1803147>4/10 women are judging men by the look
>>1803155admit defeat to godwoo
>>1803153We're in bo3 territory now, it's gonna require a lot of bullshit
>>1803158yeah but i unironically think those teams could beat them
lynn is their best chance to qualify, imo
>>1803091this is why we need reseeding with vrs ranking not the dogshit swiss system rating
>>1803160the one in the middle is kinda qt
>*cooking for the playoffs as we speak*
>>1803173>molodoy go kill
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What
>>1803174>molodoy go k-Apologize to the professor.
>>1803124but I say it out of concern for fellow antisemites
you have to actually make a good joke, else you make us look bad by association and drive people away, read late celine. "this jew kills like the idf" is not a funny joke in isolation, you're just presuming an audience primed to like it
>>1803144>>1803150headtr1ck was a sub for boombl4 who had covid
>>1803184I have a good joke
What is the name of a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash
>>1803189I'm sorry you're not witty, but that's not anyone else's responsibility
why this nigga zywho got no gamesense?
>>1803196based chadwoo just facing the opponents
zywho a good team merchant having his rep saved by ropz, getting mogged by donk?
say it ain't so </3
>>1803196>be Zywoo >win all your duels so people can only kill you from behind>have higher % of ambush deaths>be bot1x>shoot at legs and lose most duels>have fewer % of ambush deathsmakes sense
>>1803201but the flat number is still 7th worst in the scene, not the percentage
it means he's getting caught off guard a ton
>>1803099surely the only possible upgrade is b1t
he's pretty washed as of late but maybe he'll play better out of a stagnant Navi
jimi is another choker and the last thing they need
>>1803200he's a sniper
also 1 save per half is so anecdotical holy shit. what kind of autism is that?
>>1803207>anecdoticalwhere ya from, be honest
>>1803200xertion's still underrated frfr
>>1803210shut the fuck up disgusting autist.
>anecdotical
gonna start using this
>>1803213no autism required, 0 native speakers have used "anecdotical" since like 1650, we use "anecdotal"
can you answer me, now that I was nice?
>hunter carrying G2 towards playoffs
best Kovac
>>1803200>donk and ropz save>zywoo and magixx have to be savedOf course it's the twiggies who have to save the fatties.
>>1803181>yuurih life gamesFURIA real sleeper winning condition. Its like having a second KSCERATO on your team.
Reminder the finals will the FURIA x SPIRIT, get ready you fags.
Spirit will win sadly.
>>1803223i was a hater until recently but this new furia feels like an actual threat
i thought yeki was fucking done but i guess he just needs an igl that he clicks with
>yekindar plays for...furia
>they're actually playing well
>yekindar is their best player
fuck I'm still in a coma
>>1803252Just make sure to wake up before friday next week. That's when the real fun begins.
>>1803217>>1803210>>1803213>>1803207The likely native languages of an ESL learner who writes "anecdotical" instead of the correct "anecdotal" are **Romance languages**, particularly **Italian, Portuguese, or Spanish**. Here's why:
1. **Morphological Transfer**:
- In Romance languages like Italian (*aneddoto* *aneddotico*), Portuguese (*anecdota* *anedótico*), and Spanish (*anécdota* *anecdótico*), adjectives derived from nouns often use suffixes resembling **-ico/-ical** (e.g., Italian *-ico*, Portuguese/Spanish *-ico/-tico*). This pattern may lead learners to overgeneralize the **-ical** suffix in English.
2. **False Cognates**:
- Words like "anecdote" have cognates in Romance languages that pair with **-ical/-ico** adjectives. For example, Italian *aneddotico* or Spanish *anecdótico* directly mirror the incorrect "anecdotical."
3. **Common Error Patterns**:
- Studies on ESL errors show that Romance language speakers frequently confuse **-al** and **-ical** suffixes due to their native language's structure. For instance, "critical" (English) vs. Spanish *crítico* or French *critique* (*-ique* ≈ *-ical*).
4. **Contrast with Correct English**:
- English uses **-al** for many adjectives derived from nouns (e.g., *anecdote* *anecdotal*, *revelation* *revelational*), while **-ical** is rarer (e.g., *critic* *critical*). Romance speakers may default to **-ical** due to L1 influence.
**Other Possibilities**:
While less common, learners from other language families (e.g., Greek or Slavic languages) might also make this error, but the systematic use of **-ico/-ical** suffixes in Romance languages makes them the most likely source. Germanic language speakers (e.g., German, Dutch) are less prone to this mistake, as their adjective formation differs.
**Summary**:
It's a thirdie dog huezilian
I warned the 'gog about them
why the fuck is this general surprised that people are esl's when 90% of cs players are from eu?
>>1803266this is a thirdie ESL not a white european (no, there are not meds on 'gog or 4chan in general), it IS a hue or hispanic
>>1803268meds (medication, not the group of people)
>>1803252Wait until you see that Prime s1mple returned!
*shows only clips of him getting multi kills with his signature shaky flicks and hide the opponents*
>>1803278if he was wearing something different and i didn't know who he was and someone told me he was a jewish billionaire, i'd believe it
https://x.com/liquid112/status/1933651783861350917
Kek
>>1803293why are the replies on him? what do they want him to do go and grab nafs mouse and perform?
they arent going to build a better team without arab money
It's out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmGrHKFGTn8
cs players will never have this much aura
>>1803302the more bts stuff i see, the harder i find it to hate s1mple
maybe he really has changed
ZywOo's ass crack auramogs that thing.
>>1803302>well THATS unfortunate!ohly fuck maui please tell elige to kys with his nerd ass frog voice
>>1803302the simple fanboys in the comments are crazy
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>>1803282what that's crazy talk
>>1803309Yea he is great. What rain said in an interview is really true, that people call him toxic but rain just sees a guy that really wants to win. It's very apparent here when he's giving calls like he's in the game about to die.
Maybe he was never in a team that he could completely trust aside from NAVI 2021 or maybe playing for Falcons made him change a bit more but right now, he really seems like just a guy that wants to win really bad.
>>1803340https://youtu.be/Q1HyhS7yUJs
>>1803361there's a meaningful difference in being so passionate about winning that it bleeds into being toxic and being toxic because your personality is shit
s1imple has been both, but mostly the former especially later on
and obviously you should fix that shit in either case
>>1803337how'd you know, the tattoo? it's 3 of em on the same team
>>1803312he's joss whedon mindrotted, many older gen z are like this
imagine you playing a 2v2 covering him and he hits you with the "the terrorist is right behind me, isn't he?"
>>1803302kino
i hope they go 3-2
>>1803391it was a guess, all rook da same
>>1803359>>1803381he's going to leave liquid and immediately return to top 20 form (like everyone else who leaves liquid)
>>1803430his top 20 form happened as soon as he joined liquid THOUGH
>>1803433rng naf was goated
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/8520/naf?startDate=all&teamId=6211&rankingFilter=Top30
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which one?
https://x.com/LiQuiD112/status/1933651783861350917
>>1803008read nigga read
that's from proleague.
>>1803464I'd go with the Falchion.
FaZe
G2
Vitality
Lynn Vision
3DMAX
Aurora
>>1803562maybe he's a huge twistzz fan and he thinks that was actually hard, and all the banter this event has been worse
pain played second last yesterday but today they are playing as a first. Why
>>1803574Because they are playing the boring matches they wanna get out of the way.
>>1803577wouldn't it be better for viewership to have a good match at each time slot?
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Remember when Lynn Vision "forfeited" to Tyloo so they would qualify?
>>1803582Yeah and I'm cool with it. Gaming a broken system like VRS is fine.
>>1803583So why did you cry about MRQs being gone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6BcvsnY9pw
HeavyGod's brother is nicknamed HeavyWeight and is where his name comes from.
>>1803583how is the system broken?
Liquid: +TaZ (coach)
What would you think of this move?
>>1803595Guys, take a deep breath, we need to start winning some rounds then we'll win.
>>1803598As basic as that is it's already 100 times more inspiring than what comes out of Twistzz' or siuhy's mouths.
Feels kinda weird I need to preface this here but not Australian but I think the -JKS over naf was the worst decision they could've made to fix the team.
>>1803605obviously with naf's current performance but not by last years
but it's not just that, they needed 2 na players to be classified as an na team by valve. but the rules are changing after the major so 2eu+2na counts as eu now.
>>1803614Wouldn't have being 2 Asian been a better benefit for qualification?
>>1803617but they wouldnt have 2 asians? either way, you need 3 asians to be classified as asia now.
>>1803619JKS and Nertz would've made them the same s what Liquid were when they somehow counted as American coming into the major.
>>1803620i guess it would've worked.
well naf was better until this year and he's been on liquid for 7 years.
>>1803614In a 5 player team I think the majority (3) should be from a given region, but I guess the new change is a slight improvement
>>1803622Not defending it either way but this discussion has made me realise how fucked this system is.
Hope Vitality pick up JKS for Mezii so they're an Asian team despite nobody being Asian.
>>1803624so teams with a 2/2/1 split shouldn't be allowed to compete?
>>1803626Splyce didn't compete yeah.
>>1803625>Hope Vitality pick up JKS for Mezii so they're an Asian teamyou need more asians than europeans for that
>>1803632Sorry, my mind blanked and remembered when they had spinx on the team.
>>1803626Yeah sure let's go with that, it isn't that hard finding 3 players of a given region in CS. Orgs are obsessed with these mixed toilet "super" international teams right now, I kinda miss the old era when 90% of teams were national
my guesses for todays results
would be funny if g2 beats navi though
>>18036262/2/1 teans should always be yurop
>>1803643you're now classified as the region with the most spots in case of a tie. so eu > sa > na > asia.
>>1803644sa and na are just americas
>>1803645well for this major it was divided into these regions so actually there's even more regions.
seems this changes between majors?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wvnH2oFKXBU
>Talk to the hand, little boy!
>>1803647Well how many majors can you remember having an oceania and asia qualifier?
Let alone 3 regions?
>>1803648legacy still leads 2-1 in maps
>>1803650you think I'd be cheering for faze if I cared about anything but playoffs results?
lol
>Honestly, I’m not sure, because I honestly don’t know if I’ll be on the team after this event. To me, it doesn’t really matter right now. We’ll just have to wait and see, NAF said when asked if he’s optimistic about the future.
>To me, it doesn’t really matter right now.
faze keeps releasing videos like this with broky...
https://youtu.be/9PIBW2PtuiQ
>>1803656and in 6 months they'll start releasing them with s1mple
what's the issue?
Vitality and Navi should be clear, right?
>>1803681if g2 can win over aurora they can win over navi
>>1803682it was bo1 tho
Navi beat G2 with this current core like 4 times and they had m0nesy and Niko
if Navi as a prep heavy team that has a favorable matchup against this G2 loses in a bo3 it would be a disaster, i'd say they're a tier 2 team at that point
>>1803684navi have been looking like shit on a downward spiral in '25
they SHOULD be able to take g2, but I hope they don't
it would just be too funny if they lost
>tournament favorite goes 0-2, barely beats a dogshit team in their first elimination match and goes out in the next one
Blast isn't going to reuse the stage 2 script right?
>>1803719i think mouz wins sadly
CN nicknames:
>m0nesy: Sea Cucumber (homophone of baby goat in Chinese)
>Jame: Saving AWPer The Great
>sh1ro: Saving AWPer The Second
>s1mple: Fat Pig (not actually offensive)
>electronic: Tyrant (angriest IGL on the scene)
>Niko: Shrimp (Chinese phrase for a person with a weak character who easily falters in face of a challenge)
>karrigan: Elder Cousin (in Chinese lore, he and JW are two cousins because they're both 50% body fat)
>apEX: ZywOo's Music Kit
>ZywOo: Carry the World (direct translation from ZaiWu, a part of the "A honorable man can carry the world" proverb)
>ropz: Car Owner
>Biskela: Leonardo DiCaprio
>devve: Tom Cruise
>stabbi: The Snake and The Rat (chinese proverb, meaning that trash people tend to gravitate to each other)
>Twistzz: Barbershop Owner (good with headshots, crazy hairstyles)
>broky: Case God (broky's gambling addiction)
>mzinho: Fatty (not offensive)
>jks: Australian Spinbotter (referencing jks' inhuman ability to sense backstabs)
>>1803720I'm not so sure senpai. If you're getting pushed into triple ot against Liquid you aren't making it against Aurora.
>>1803721you just made that up
why was i warned, i was talking about how Iran (Liquid) would beat Israel (((MOUZ))), sadly it didn't happen
man these (((jannies)))
>>1803724>Iran (Liquid)You a stupid ass nigga
>>1803726guess not
sucks to be
>>1803724 lol
>>1803724jannies are unironically jews on this board
you can spam pol off-topic shit about anything else
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>rewatching the faze v legacy match
I want this s1mple and faze in every game
>>1803723It's all true doe
>>1803724>dumbass shitting the whole thread with racewar shit for 3 dayscompletely on topic moving on
>dumbass makes a joke about israelAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this is UNACCEPTABLE OFF TOPIC POST
they do it for free though
CS2 related because jannies have the accuracy of a 1250 MMR player
>>1803744he saw some booba
>>1803724no one cares about your /pol/tard autism here.
it's up
https://youtu.be/TOGBbaBweTs
Why do polcels get so mad when they post about their shit instead and suffer the consequence instead of talking about CS?
fuck I'm still pissed at liquid for that throw, ultimate deserved that shit
hope faze doesn't fuck it up
>>1803744Enjoying TexMex and getting HEAVIER
>>1803772you cant even shit on niko for that 5v3 it was all monesys fault
>Bought 20 euros worth of CS20 cases in like 2022
>Now they're worth 20x
Sweet, I can basically buy all the games on my wishlist when they're on sale
>>1803794It's a team fault but Teses and M0nesy are the main culprits.
The set up of a 5 person plant is simple and without peaking at all they would've won.
Niko is lucky by virtue of holding dark he should be one of the last interacted with.
>>1803794Wasn't the only round they fucked up
Whole ream played like everyone spoke a different language. No cohesion every single game
Fuck i hate phoneposting
>>1803794but it's nikos fault they didnt just straight up win without ot
>>1803794Remeber when NiKo was completely useless before OT?
>>1803804It's a major
That's just expected
>>1803806Are both of these teams basically a group of nobodies?
>>1803806If he hasn't lost his voice yet
>>1803809Not anymore, but basically yes
NAF? more like FLY cause he's fucking dead
>>1803806Did you bet on both? I don't get it
>>1803813those are the odds and how much money has been put on each side
even the odds are even so i can't even do a cheeky one
>>1803806i could see either team dominating the other
>>1803815Alright. Never seen a betting aite like that
Makes sense that they're 50/50
Both perform way above expectations. I'd probably go with the chinks on this one tho
>Roaches x MOUZ and FAZE x Mongols at the same timeslot
Fuck off
>>1803819it's the OG CSGOLounge but they replaced skins with actual money but you can still deposit skins for cash so it works the same
it's fun to fuck around with case money
>>1803821yeah, that's a stupid fucking move
>>1803829It means we are on the soul timeline
>>1803829it would be a major loss for brazilian racism
>>1803794>teses and monesy fucked up in banana>niko and magisk shouldn't have bunched up like that>kyxan did nothing wrongultimately it doesn't matter, overanalyzing that round is pointless because they should've been 3-0 in that stage anyways
basically what I'm saying is behead zonic
>>1803847>behead zonicIn that case I hear TaZ is looking for a new job as a coach.
>>1803821>Roaches x MOUZI get it if you hatewatching but otherwise nobody cares about either of those 2.
G2 has a realistic chance of making playoffs today...
i hope either legacy or lynn makes playoffs
would be cool with a stage 1 shitter doing it
remember when aleksib went 1-14 on train?
>>1803865No because I don't watch Navi matches.
>>1803850at least TaZ has something to say during pauses
>>1803871Hey guys, sorry new here, but I meant to respond to
>>1803869
cant wait for faze to pick mongolz best maps once again
https://youtu.be/VmGrHKFGTn8?si=9AcrIZJKfmyzlH3Z&t=276
simple is so fucking good
>>1803723ZywOo's one is true
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E5%8E%9A%E5%BE%B7%E8%BC%89%E7%89%A9#Chinese
FREYA MY LOVE YOU LOOK AMAZING TODAY
>>1803873It's okay anon. Happens to the best of us.
>>1803873don't worry Danny, you'll soon have a lot of free time to get familiar with 4channel
>>1803889Thanks James, still learning how to use this subreddit but getting the hang of it haha, hopefully the missus doesn't find out about this place though.
Danny
not watching either of these two games
>nertz interview has like 60 deleted comments
kek
>>1803898yeah i think everyone commented on this headline?
>>1803901that's retarded tho, the team is american, it's like in motorsport
>>1803903not really, people don't think faze is na.
but, yes, people think liquid is na since it sill has 2 na players.
people are still tired of jews though.
>>1803903And who owns America
>>1803906muslim fatigue makes me enjoy jews and the seeth they generate.
Gonna head out to cop some beer and snack for the FaZe and G2 kino.
>>1803913no you're just jewish
>>1803914i have a white monster and pringles+popcorn im so ready #FAZETHEFUCKUP
>>1803915no I'm not, you terrorist lover.
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>>1803881i want those old woman hands on my shaft if you know what im saying
>>1803918>terrorist loverthen i'd love jews
>>1803908good combo, i like it
emilia yelling VAMOS CARALHO
lkmao
ok, vitality should be investigated for match fixing
>>1803923sounds like gamer broscience
>>1803926it is but he's right
>>1803926all science is broscience until it gets confirmed by a study
NISSIM MORE LIKE PISSIM KEK LEMAO
I love Ring Bijon and I love the Chinese.
lynn are hacking
there is just no way they can win with their eyes closed
today I am brazilian mongoloid turk
Why are brazilians so good at handling banana?
>>1803944where did it land?
gigabrain this round lmfaooo
damn LV are absolute dd2 demons
i like to use this time to say that it's been almost 10 years since gloves dropped and most of them are ugly as shit both high tiers and low tiers also wear affects them too much so if you get them field tested or below they look like shit
>>1803950i hold the same opinion, i was never interested in getting any pair of gloves whatsoever
>>1803950>it's been almost 10 years since gloves dropped
if you hate james banks you're just jealous he's tight with all the esports homies and you aren't
and don't call him a murderer
>>1803950moto gloves look okay at higher floats, all other gloves get demolished from wear
>>1803910Lumine is so cute
why did legacy beat vitality 13-3 and lynn vision beat legacy 13-2?
this map basically confirms that vitality was matchfixing right?
don't act like csgog didn't spend years undermining chinese cs
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
shootgun OP
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>>1803965>chinks doing all this to give Auschad slotslmao
>>1803950>10 yearsbullshit
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>>1803971i don't think so
>>1803950the problem is that the gloves that look the most tasteful aren't that flashy like nocts, eclipse, smoke out, etc but what's the point to getting those if they're basically another flavour of vanilla
on the other hand the rest are too tacky (imperial plaid, snow leopard, vice, pandora) or straight up ugly as fuck (hand wraps and bh/bf/hydra gloves)
i think the problem is that compared to knifes where you can get a doppler skin on a low tier like huntsman or gut knife, specific skins are locked to specific types of gloves
tl:dr i don't like gloves
nor charms desu
>>1803974>Auschads get their own regionEven better then.
>>1803965https://youtu.be/PI5AeIBM5S0
>>1803972november 28th 2016
>>1803950Hmm, so it's that long since I last played the game. I think I'd like them though since I always felt worse with an ak as ct or m4 as a t especially in 1.6, it just felt wrong, that's not a problem when your hands look the same on both sides
>>1803970which inspect server do you use?
>>1803984connect vertigo.epidemic.gg
Generate skins from: https://cs2inspects.com/
There are multiple servers, the connect thingy just sends you to one.
>>1803970Will Kukli get all finishes eventually?
>>1803959Best girl was free
>>1803987thanks
been using one where i always have high ping
>>1803988I don't know, Classic Knife doesn't have them either so I think Kukri is fucked or trust the plan project 2032
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>>1803950here is my T side gloves
so we're getting new knifes, how long till new gloves drop?
>>1803986>got into the Major by pure accident>made their biggest sport rival (Argies) seethe>eliminated the only Argie player too>grinded from Stage 1 to Stage 3>beat top 1 team and ended the 2nd biggest streak of all time>moved up +20 VRS positions and will probably be eligible for some more LAN invitesthey already won
i think these go with almost anything
>>1803970 and these ones go with almost nothing
>>1803992
>>1803997Most likely after major Valve will surely drop some more "content" (skins) and we're definitely due for more gloves by now.
Problem is that gloves are purely made by Valve and aren't fed to them by their community serfs
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>>1804001Then you haven't seen my Gaudi Gold themed loadout :)
>>1804004these could go really well with jaguar or panthera onca
>>1803992tried to do a low tier gloves + knife combo
So, anyone watching the games..?
>>1804007not bad but if you're low on funds, rustmaxxing looks pretty good on a lot of things
>>1804011yes and its sad i hate these teams
>>1804007I like this a lot. Damascus Steel is underrated, really shiny but I do agree the texture does look a little off in CS2.
Unhinged gloves are goat for budget
should i get this guy? it seems like the best T skin to show off the inventory
>>1804010except you buy the "dresses" from other people and can sell them at a profit when you're done if you wait long enough
>>1804011real games waiting room
>>1804005>Panthera OncaThis was my other option but I only really like it at super high wear when only the jaguar is visible. This cost massive overpay though
>>1804021No, get "Number K" (condom head) he has the best sleeves on T side.
>>1804024number K is really cool but i prefer no sleeves at all, so id buy this guy for CT side, i dont think theres any other CT without any sleeves
lol what are chinks doing
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cashed out all my 2013-2015 era ibp holo skins
NAAAAAISSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
games are so boring niggas would rather talk about skins
faze is the only interesting team
>6:0 on ct
legacy already won this
bodyy you dumb fucking fraud
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>>1804025I had the same problem for CT. I now have the scuba guy but he's ugly and your gun clips through the breathing device.
>>1804027kussy on the bussy
>>1804023Whatever you say
navi mouz elimination game?
>>1804035If you are somewhat clever with the way you spend your money on fabulous dresses for your little soldier you can get more money out of it than if you were to put it in your average ETF
Someone shut this monkey up, I will root against their entire nation because of one player at this point
>"pro" teams
>still don't know the fast boost to short
>>1804039>He wasn't already aware that hues are obnoxious retards from /sp/ and /int/
>>1804041Gringos will beat you later anyway, but nobody likes listening to a fire alarm tier player brother
>>1804043I found vuvuzelas more pleasant than this man's voice
What is that ape even trying to achieve? Literally everyone watching this finds him annoying as fuck.
You have a miracle run and you use it to get the entire CS crowd against you, why?
>fatigan screaming le good
>chadmau screaming le bad
NAIIIIIIIS GUYS NAIIIIIIISI NAAAAAAAAAAAAAISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEWOOOOO
>>1804049Fatigan screams after some pivotal round
>>1804049One has funny banter, with maybe ambulance gimmick once per map. And one screams like a gorilla in heat after every single round
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I just stumbled upon Niko's Wikipedia entry
>NiKo is also known to be the best professional CS player to have never won a major despite appearing in 15 of them.
>Faze Clan fell just short at the finals in ELEAGUE Major: Boston 2018, choking a 15-11 lead in map 3 to the home region team Cloud9. The Major finals is widely acknowledged as the best professional matches of CS:GO ever played by the community.[12][13]
>After choking another grand finals at IEM Katowice 2018 to Fnatic, FaZe entered another lull.
>NiKo led G2 to the grand finals of the PGL Major Stockholm 2021 but lost to a dominant Na'Vi team. The grand finals also featured the infamous NiKo whiff on s1mple at Nuke in map 2,[17] which ultimately Na'Vi won to lift the major trophy.
>NiKo and G2 qualified for the 2023 Blast.tv Paris Major 2023 through the RMR into the Challengers stage, where they would qualify for Legends stage following a 3-0 run in the Challengers Stage. NiKo and G2 would go on to be eliminated in the Legends stage by Fnatic in a 1-2 elimination game, thus ensuring NiKo would never win a CSGO major.
>During the semifinal clash against Vitality, NiKo made headlines by smashing a hole in the table after failing to convert a 1v5 clutch attempt.[35]
Get the game over quick guys. I'm waiting for FaZe.
>>1804047>Literally everyone watching this finds him annoying as fuck.that's the point
he doesn't gaf about the audience, it's psychological warfare against his opponents
>Is le bad guy
>actually wins
Holy crap!
the screaming monkey is genuinely goated
chinks are fucking trolling now, how the fuck am i supposed to cheer for them if they die like this, faceit lvl 3 ahh gameplay
>>1804064Emiliaqaq is level 6 thoughever
It is funny that the chat gets madder at the screaming and shittalking than the players seem to get.
>>1804064>chinks are fucking trolling nowThey're just matchfixing and "get it back together" for map 3.
getting raped on the chinks one (1) map because you have a permaban instead of praccing 7 maps
wtf was that look towards the coach
was it the sign ?
>>1804067Well we get to hear it each time, it's louder than the game or the commentators so it's like an alarm going off somewhere
>>1804071Yes, they are ready to dump it.
>>1804067What's this? Somebody is smacktalking my favorite player who doesn't even know I exist? I must get mad on their behalf!
dumau is the best banana player in the history of cs
Some of these legacy guys are surely getting picked up by better teams
legacy is 4-0 on inferno this major
ok guys how about this
T take banana, they fall back towards tree, 3 Ts line up HEs to explode top banana
when they spot the banana retake flash, they throw the HEs exploding right at where the CT retaker will be
ya know if any team has done this yet ?
its painfully obvious Brazil desperately wishes it could be the America of latin america but instead of being exceptional, powerful, and relevant beyond measure it's just the largest and loudest latinx country in a room full of indistinguishable other irrelevant poor corrupt catholic thirdie iberophones
wasn't inferno for a long time a trademark Asian team map
>1804078
>1804083
what the seethe
why is this nigga ohne simping for simple so much? lynn legacy match is pure kino and he wants to watch the old ugly and irrelevant ukrainian
>>1804081>just have 3 guys standing there with nades out for an indefinite amount of timeMaybe as a one time gimmick strat but sounds bad.
>>1804089he's winning the major
>>1804092so is niko and monesy kek
>>1804088Haha sorry again guys, still haven't quite got to grips with this place still, meant
>>1804078>>1804083Sorry again
Danny
>>1804089He doesn't like CS anymore, therefore values what could potentially bring more views for him.
kinda disgraceful emilia is lvl 6 on faceit
bro needs to put some hours on that grind
>>1804089pure kino and it's just stomps
>>1804103i mean the next one will be the elim map
>>1804089>why is a streamer hyping up the comeback Major of the most popular player in history of the game
Why not pick up the m4 and try to 1v2
>3 brazilian teams on playoffs
kino
S1mple? Has nothing on MY AIM GOD (but 60 IQ) Scream.
both dogshit games going to 3 maps
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>Ohhhhhkay maybe I will appear smarter if I put these glasses on?
>>1804105>comebackFalleN never stopped playing.
>>1803644>>1803647>>1803649it's just a function of ping. blast ran online qualifiers instead of flying teams out to play on lan so they broke americas out into north/south
next major there won't be qualifiers, it will just be the top x teams from all of the americas, and the 3 regions are americas/europe/asia (which is basically everywhere else, +africa and so on)
to our resident brapzilian: can you explain the "zera" suffix?
>>1804117shes such a cutie
>>1804117she looks like she is going do debut on [redacted]
is the brazilian inferiority complex in cs stronger or weeaker than the inferiority complex in soccer
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>>1804130i hate it too, was funny the first few days but everyone screaming the same thing is soulless
>>1804132i think you missed the point
>>1804134lol, common esl mistake
Damn dumau got that LV designer shit on him
HOW MANY MICE DOES THIS NIGGER CARRY WITH HIM????
>>1804142one has triggerbot and one has aimbot, another has sound esp
kinda want pain to make it for the possible face-off in the playoffs
>>1804145That still doesn't account for the 12 other mice he has with him.
>>1804148those are the decoys
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is the FaZe game A or B stream?
>>1804154match 2 on b stream
>making indian noises
kinda racist innit
emillia speaking brazilian
why are brazilians so fucking ugly
disgusting thirdie accent too
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LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 3DMAX
>>1804160(non-balding) fallen is pretty good looking desu
Holy Crap! wh*ties aren't happy with BRA7ILS' DOMINATION! VAMO GRINGO PUTA VAMO CARALHO
>>1804166it's just niko and his boipussy awper
Threadly reminder that n0k0 will never ever ever win a major (ever)
the money economy like buying bullets is an old mechanic that should not have stayed past CS: Source. artificial difficulty that only stops good players from showing their full potential
>>1804161why is his head so big?
Brazil is fantastic. Just need to work on pollution, trash, traffic, roads, railroads, lack of police, violent crime rates, nonviolent crime rates, death threats, internet accessibility, lack of intelligence, and CS ability
>>1804177CSS doesn't have bullets buying for a long time now
This anime fella...I'm not too fond of him.
>>1804177they should have kept dynamic pricing so the ak is 9k every round and everyone is forced to use the pp-bizon
>>1804177least retarded vtumor take
>>1804177shoving my cock in frieren's mouth while faze lifts the austin major trophy!
Can the players on the other stream hear dumaus screams?
>>1804178he has klinefelter's
>>1804184https://youtu.be/T2JLLtV02aE
are legacy the new inferno goats?
>>1804173Leave the Next Major™ to me
best part of iem dallas was freyas pink bra, hopefully shes gonna be wearing something even more revealing this time
>>1804197pat bev of cs on god
>>1804198look at your desk, it has more curves than her
>>1804200i need to run my tongue from her toes all the way up to her clavicle
>>1804198>>1804205based unapologetic coomer
>>1804191I'm in San Antonio and I can hear his screams
>>1804202>>1804198I prefer shortstacks and overal dislike women but I find Freya genuinely one of the best women in entertainment. So often they shove foid pundits etc into football and they ALL suck at everything. Meanwhile Freya pretty much keeps the entire thing glued together.
let’s be honest, chinkbros IT, did you really, really think you had a chance against us?
I'm really proud of how the Chinese teams did at this major and I hope they don't fall off the map any time soon. I root for all the underrepresented scenes (Mongolia, Australia, China, NA) because watching them make unexpected runs is always fun and good for the game as a whole.
praying that they have other observers for the playoffs
how do you think the trophy major is going to look like?
blast isn't able to do good looking silverware so i expect a trainwreck kino ngl i just expect it looking like someone cummed on it
paris trophy for reference
This is complete rape holy shit
>>1804215>plastic trophylmao
>brazilians trying to be racist
lmao
>>1804215It's going to have horns like longhorn cattle, which is fitting because the GOAT (s1mple) will be lifting it next week.
Please have mercy on them GODmau
it's been fun chinxniggas, but it's time to go
bodyy is such a low iq bald fraud
>>1804215I remember during the major they showed a making off video of this monstrosity and to this day I refuse to believe it wasn't designed by ChatGTP and then 3d printed.
>>1804232nah in 2023 ai sloppa wasn't able to do that kind of stuff
>first time s1mple will be playing a bo3 against a good team in a faze jersey
it's gonna be 2021 or a catastophe, there's no inbetween
which way are (You) leaning?
>>1804242No way they win against mongolz
>>1804242>catastopheThis, sadly. This FaZe roster is not going to win it all.
yes keep doubting them, it will only make them stronger
#fazeup
>>1804242whoops, catastrophe*
but yeah, i could see a short honeymoon but not much beyond that
>>1804242s1mple will drop 2.0 rating, just watch
zashaaa pleaseee we need you
>>1804251alright, dropping my prediction: 1.27
>0.2 seconds
lmao get fucked
z4kr committed suicide
dumau committed suicide
Starry committed suicide
n1ssim committed suicide
EmiliaQAQ committed suicide
C4LLM3SU3 committed suicide
Round over - Winner: T (12 - 5) - Target bombed
dumau killed Westmelon with galilar
EmiliaQAQ killed latto with ak47 (headshot)
Starry killed saadzin with m4a1_silencer (headshot)
saadzin planted the bomb on B (4on5)
Westmelon killed lux with m4a1_silencer
Round started
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
they gonna kill him when he gets home?
why he look like that
su3's English is really good wtf
>>1804267>why he look like thatMaybe because they got blown the fuck out in the elimination map?
>>1804267that huge ass haircut just to hide his dumbo ears kek
>>1804271 he lived in america for a long ass time and probably had English lessons as a child too
He's basically NA CS
>>1804271he lived in the US, I think he even played for Wildcard
>>1804271He looks mixed
Might've lived outside China
>MOUZ vs Aurora
battle of the slumps, who sucks harder?
Seems like the brazilian major will continue. I always knew these french fucks were ass.
I love that lil nigga snow. Watching him cheer just makes me happy idk why
It is going to be Legacy x Pain, and 2 brazilians on playoffs.
based frogs throwing so we get fazekino faster
>>1804285legacy might make it but i doubt pain does
3dmax got mauled this round lmao
Hearing Dumau screaming during interviews is pure comedy for me
where are the female casters?
disgusting losers
wouldn't have happened wth djoko
>>1804293theres a decent chance theres a legacy-pain in the 2-2
Dumau making people seethe
>>1804285why do hues always seethe about france so much?
>>1804298ain't that nigga preppin for wimby?
Well done, Brazil, well done... HOWEVER both Pain and Legacy are getting eliminated tomorrow no matter who they face
>>1804298>wouldn't have happened wth djokoomegalul
https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxRMCspcaiImdDNJ8X6dDo-fra1_z9ozqO?feature=shared
>>1804303imagine liking the fr*nch
>>1804306Who are they facing?
>>1804310Hating on France is a reddit meme
it's always the monos who seethe about france
>>1804306not if they face each other
There you go.
All the decent teams are getting through, no flukes allowed please
>>1804310never met a sane person who hated france or the french desu.
>>1804318>G2But G2 is winning today?
>>1804310>hating the french if you're not europeancringe
>hating the french if you're europeanbased and common sensepilled
>>1804296Actually lol'd when it happened on the 2nd interview right as it started
>>1804317vitality, mongolz, navi, legacy, pain, faze
is it normal for inferno to get picked this much to cheese wins
>latinx americans only have countries becaused based napoleon raped moorberians
>seethe about them anyway
you're not med
you're not roman
you're not latin
you're not european
you're not a conquisator
you're not a crusader
you're not a tradcath (those are just protestants in denial)
you're not italian or spanish or portugese
all the teams vitality beat got eliminated
uh oh
>>1804317Sorry bro but mouz aren't winning
>Nuke decider again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH I FUCKING HATE NUKE AAAAAAAAAAH
legacy won after losing 2-13 first map?
>>1804349yes
lost the first map, then clapped on the next 2 maps.
>>1804349chinks are d2 abusers
>>1804303I'm just hating on 3DMAX. I knew from the start these french fucks were trash and put them on 0-3 but they lucked out 1 win just to fuck me over.
>anubis
zz
the other two are kino though
Fuck man why does screamy and laundry cast the faze mongolz game, pieces of shit gonna ruin my enjoyment
lol it's over
Mongolz will stomp
>>1804353no, you're a brazilian from /sp/ or /int/ seething about france because of either soccer or because they called you out on being retards burning down the rainforest for cattle
>>1804356https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
Get in here
Just realized VP and Liquid are basically the same team
>eternal brink of tier 1/tier 1.5
>god tier rifler trying out IGLing for no reason
>there's a black hole sucking in all the talent you throw in it as any decent player joining it ends up mediocre and depressed
>shit vibes with Liquid being passive-aggressive and lethargic and VP being easily irritable
>>1804361He said there are more rapes in the US than India a couple hours ago, I closed that stream.
>>1804368Well, unreported rapes don't exist, so, he's right.
>>1804368that's just typical kraut seethe about america though, he's being raped by arabs but can't say anything nor can he hate on israel so we're the only outlet for them lol, very cucked people
>>1804361Kill yourself retard
>>1804368Don't reply as if you're me
Redditors are so mad at dumau kek
What a goat
Yeah I'm thinkin Faze has this in the bag
>3. The MongolZ picked Ancient
It's their pick you idiots
>>1804372he doesn't live in germany
>>1804375believe bro....believe
>Redditors are so mad at dumau kek
>what a goat
>>1804382so? he's still german and was brainwashed by tageschau and their other propaganda growing up
>>1804379i hope he annoys people enough to get screaming banned
>>1804385Yes but I look like Alisson Becker
>>1804386he lived in ecuador as a kid
what a cutie working on mongolz side
you can take a dog out of the thirdie favela
but you can't take the thirdie favela out of the dog
BROOOOOOOOOOOS WHAT THE UFCK
Faze will lose, and it will be another Faze x Legacy for the 3:2 spot.
>>1804394Favelas are comfy
>third worldCountries with more freedom
>>1804391no, he was a student or something (adult)
>>1804399stop replying to chikaner's dogshit spam
>>1804398they can't play the team they already played dumbo, i checked yesterday and they either play vp or 3dmax although i assume 3dmax will fucking win
GUYS I AM FUCKING DOUBTING
kek these FazeTards keep running straight into Mongol's flashes. All aim no brain.
>>1804405>they can't play the team they already playedshame
>>1804408>"all aim">still get outaimed
>>1804403Why, great weather out here in Latvia btw, and faze are losing, and the sun is setting down, broky is definitely smiling somewhere out there
>>1804413I said "all" aim not "good" aim
>>1804405>vp or 3dmaxit's faze x vp then
RAIN GOT MAD AFTER HIS BOYFRIEND SIMPLE DIED LIKE THAT
#FAZEUP
#RAINACTIVATED
somehow team saves s0mple
>>1804421?????????????????
>freya talks motivated me
>go pump it to her
>come back to pc
>mongolz cockslapping faze
>s0mple 0-4
life is good
>>1804425holy shit
faze is raped
FaZe will have to play smart CS against Mongolz, they are getting aimraped so bad it's sad.
Ayo our nigga m0E is playing real life Counter Strike WTF???lol
https://x.com/m0E_tv/status/1933647410330239428
>Brazil can never succeed in esports because it's an undeveloped third world shithole which gets eviscerated in twitch chat if they get uppity
your nation is garbage and you cannot justify its failures via man clicking mice nor man kicking ball
You will never overcome your complexo de vira-lata
all those hours spent in refrag just to get rekt by mongolian kids
holy shit simple screaming at his team hes fucking back
>f0ze clan when it's bo3 and their opponents aren't tier2 favela dwellers
this is actually great for faze since they need a wakeup call
>Faze finally wins the round
>it's because 3 Mongolz players whiffed
>>1804440they already had one earlier in the tournament
finally a match where people dont scream
>karrigan's aim
He's literally me...
>>1804436Brazil is fantastic. Just need to work on pollution, trash, traffic, roads, railroads, lack of police, violent crime rates, nonviolent crime rates, death threats, internet accessibility, lack of intelligence, and CS ability.
>>1804440what kind of level do you think Faze can elevate their game to kek
>>1804453>xhe doubts FaZe
>>1804451how much will we seethe when he wins the major?
I ate too much again. 4 hot dogs.
s0mple's epileptic shakes after each shot remind me of pashaBiceps' cerebral palsy movement
>>1804461>4 hot dogs>too muchactual twink
>>1804461that's a light snack.
why does every team chimps out after every round?
>>1804475to tilt opponents
>>1804461at least there is some protein in there, I just ate 1400 calories of cookies
>>1804477it's not classy though
who is that cute girl on the mongolz team?
he doubted HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAZE UP
>>1804480Losing isn't classy either
file
md5: db61f2214294e283aeb75599199365d1
🔍
mongolz playing so sharp rn
>>1804485on the b stream rn (captcha confirms)
>WEEEOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOOO
>>1804495he looks like this and screams like this
is goat still using his 2016 cheats
s0mple is fucking tweaking, wtf
>>1804475CS is not the white man's sport anymore
>>1804504not happening lil bro
didnt s0mple start 0-6? we're back.
is siple the only player with a rumble pack in his mouse?
>elige died in 17/18 rounds
wtf
>>180451219 rounds mathlet
>>1804512elige repeeks like a retard always
>>1804512>the entry diedWHAT? no waaaaay
>>1804512the krillin of faze
Why does Frozen always look so angry?
>>1804512He egopeeks like most cuckmerican pros...
>>1804525>efPlease stop deadnaming Aurora
>>1804525>>1804527?
keep doubting you fucking retards
>>1804527They have been here since the beginning bro, sit down.
EZ from the GOAT
and s1mple.
s1mple only pro that doesnt have vibrance to 300%?
>>1804523people forget this """highly mechanically skilled player""" used to get schooled by ibp, seang@res c9 and clg
I always feel faze win with luck, their opponents have to whiff
11 is all they get, mongolz tilt
>>1804531oh is my stream behind??
>>1804523>cuckmericanfor not playing like a pussy?
>>1804536That just means the mechanics back in the day were insane!
>>1804536it's time to let go unc
Elige has been so unimpressive on Faze not gonna lie
I think Maui's take on him not being able to thrive in a free-form Faze game and requiring a stiff, well-oiled machine type system might be true
>>1804536hypersonic trvthnvke
s1mple is already better than zywoo?
im so tired of mongolz man, they always fucking choke
WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO
that was one of the most faze rounds i've ever seen
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE GOAT THE GOAT THE FUARKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAT
>>1804536he's just past his prime
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/matches/8738/elige?startDate=2019-01-01&endDate=2019-12-31&rankingFilter=Top10
when he was on he used to go months without a black or red map
>simple highlights are always opponents stopping in his crosshair
>>1804545Indeed, Mauisnake is a great analyst and he's always ahead of others. I love listening to his takes on Hot Take Point Made and there is no way TechgirlZA could ever replace me.
kek, EU cis will always be better than chinks, gooks and slavs
>>1804558just like my woolanders
FAZE I LOVE YOU I WILL NEVER EVER DOUBT
THEY KEEP WHIFFING THEIR SPRAYS IN FRONT OF THAT FRAUD HOHOL WITH HIS SHIT MOUTH TICK
>>1804561faze has three slavs on the roster thoughever
Broky cocksuckers wy@??? I believe I am owed an apology.
NUMBER 1 IN HIS NAME, NUMBER 1 IN THE GAME!
>>1804561pajeet is having a meltdown
>>1804549and they're not even in front of a crowd yet
>>1804504FVAAAAARRRRRKKKKK
>>1804573its actually just so frustating to watch because the team isnt bad when they are playing well but their fucking mental has to be the worst in the scene
>>1804558he's Zywoomaxxing
im new to this game but wow this s1mple guy looks pretty good
pathetic , stop making those retards look good.
>>1804504I FUCKING KNEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>1804507APOLOGIZE NIGGA
SAY "I DON'T KNOW BALL" RIGHT NOW NIGGA
>>1804507finna #FaZeUp right about now
>>1804504I always believed but I still kneel.
I've seen enough, FaZe wins this major 3-0 all the way.
>>1804504whale oil beef hooked
ts tuff
https://richardlewismerch.com/products/no-majors-club-2025-shirt
fuck faze and fuck their fat fuck igl
>>1804599Calm down ZywOo, I'm sure you have a chance.
>>1804504holy fu king shit
who tf is this asian dude
So is S1mple better than Broky at this point? Looks like to me.
This is how close teams are when playing
Elige is a good player by all means and even has rounds where he has clutched for faze, but he also has this retarded star player ego where he gets 1 kill and ego peeks to get more dying typically, simple is bad for it too
>>1804604who's gonna replace techno?
>>1804608he isnt even a star player idk where he got the ego
>>1804607Damn that's crazy
>>1804604nigga went 0-6, 18-5
zywoosisters... he's back...
EVEN FRAUDZEN IS WINNING CLUTCHES
>frozen is winning clutches
Lord have mercy on their souls...
>>1804610He was considered one of the best NA players for a long time to the point people even thought he was cheating, don't get me wrong being top NA aint much but there isnt many NA top NA players still around, and he has been around for over a decade.
what the fuck, did they nerf xm kill reward in cs2 to 600?
Fazing out of control rn as we speak
>>1804610https://www.hltv.org/news/28858/top-20-players-of-2019-elige-4
its over, tilt is too big to overcome for mongols gg dogshit team man
910 didn't even touch rain once........
>>1804560Can't agree more. How many subs have you gifted him this week? I'm at 4 probably gonna be 7 by tomorrow
>>1804640unlike that piece of walking plastic
finally simple's real skill
>>1804640hi fellow kpgGOD
faze is so back bros
just give them the major already
every single time i see a doubt post in here faze just comes back to rape them
>>1804653stop trying to make me goon, faze needs my support!
>>1804653goated tits, almost as goat as s1mple
No gooning until faze wins.
I don't know what's going on but Aurora's gameplay has taken such a nosedive. Like absolute trash
>>1804653So this is what an average nip girl looks like without a filter
this is boring
when is faze losing so they can make a comeback?
remember when we said he's washed?
>>1804653yen store Kanna Hashimoto
>>1804659wtf are you watching that game for
obviously israelis are gonna fuck the turks, don't you watch the news
>>1804659it's because they are getting arrested when they come back
>Mongolz fearless because they believed s1mple was washed
>stomping
>Mongolz now pissing and shitting their pants because the GOAT is fucking back
>cowering in fear
nahhhhhh simple farming kills holy fucking GOAT
>>1804670https://www.hltv.org/news/41940/imorr-detained-over-alleged-promotion-of-gambling-service
actual impact unlike eco farming botwoo
damn that comeback mindbroke mognolz
>>1804666Israelis are fighting iranians you dumb retard
kek everyone so shit this is so free for donk
do you think s1mple stays if they win this but lose first playoffs?
I'm starting to believe fazebros
man even grandpa rain is raping them
I TOOK MY EYES OFF FOR 2 SECONDS
>>1804678nikka don't kno bout syrian proxies
NAVI must be laughing at how much s0mple costs right now
>Faze will never win a game in the major
>Faze will never make it out of stage2
>Faze will never reach playoffs
>->You are here
>Faze will never go in the grand finals
>Faze will never win the major with s1mple as stand-in
s1mple is so fucking back wtf
he's the fucking goatttttttttttttttttttttttt
oh my god if the ukrainian-russian shit never happened we'd probably still be in the navi era
this is why faze chose anubis vs aurora
they faced the final boss and leveled up
his aimlocks are so fucking blatant though hahahahaah
>10-2 ct side
>s1mple going insane
>rain not sharting
they're taking the major
S1MPLE YOU CAN'T DO EM LIKE THAT THEY'RE JUST INNOCENT ASIAN KIDS
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK WAS THAT SHOT
Hot take: Asian teams are overrated because people want to dunk on NA.
wtf you told me he was washed?
>>1804704Piss poor take. Also get off 4chan MAui you need to be on the desk in 5 minutes.
who plays after the faze game?
>>1804701the only thing shaking is s1mples aimlock
>>1804708>piss poor>asians can't even afford piss
>karrigan pulls up to NAVI HQ
>I'm here to make a deal...
>I'll pay whatever you want for a loan on s1mple and if we make it to playoffs, I'll get him for free. Deal?
>*NAVI holds back their laughter*
>pff- D-Deal.
>>1804686They aren't fighting shit yet and they're still not Turkish.
>>1804701he's shakin itt, u can smell the rancid fatrolls when they wobble
>>1804699 >>1804710
I hate seeing that ropz play, I hate it so much it genuinely makes me sad.
>>1804704every NA team got RAPED and GAPED this Major thoughtever
niggas be like "w0nderful is better"
>>1804714open ur third eye I cbf with this conversation
>>1804719>asians can only think about gay sex
blast shitposting on halftime
>>1804718They should've won, ropz would get a graffiti and stay in FaZe, everyone in that lineup deserved it. I want to live in that timeline.
>>1804719Ermmm Faze is still standing thoughever
>>1804704but asians teams have already outpaced NA teams they undoubtedly the third best region
Nigga s1mple is going to rape Zywoo
>(((spinx))) in a skit about the majors being scripted and that there are "very powerful people out there"
>>1804725>stay in FaZeThank god he left. I feel so much more comfortable cheering for them now that that disgenic freak is gone and joined his kind at Vitality.
>>1804727>outpaced>raped and gaped in your own words by brazilians
My god these fucking garbage casters, someone shut these dogs up
ropz gatting cucked out of the major by faze would be the funniest thing ever
s1mple is a cheater
https://youtu.be/tJqvxob5Frk
Everything after Astralis era is mickey mouse cheating, legit nothing counts. When LG/SK burst onto the scene with the most obvious of cheats, was all downhill.
>>1804736This Indian guy is so obnoxious "ooh" "ohhh" "mmmm" shut up
I keep going to hltv to see Aurora vs Mouz score every I don't know how many minutes and it goes up by like 1 round every time what the fuck
We are in FaZebros.
The crowd is OURS.
rain's lifegame saved s0mple's career
Faze run will end once they face Furia.
molodoy > s0mple
>>1804744don't forget every player was complicit with the coach bug use but you cant ban the entire scene
is the fucking twitch freezing up every now and then for everyone else or only me?
>faze growing into the tournament
>s1mple in the arena
bros we are SO FUCKING BACK
>>1804738meh spirit was winning it from the start
>>1804753>every player was complicitNot every player but at least one per team that used it
s0mple carried by rain lifegame
we ARE running this shit back
>>1804722in the sizzling hot summer night of '24 Twistzz walked into the dark alleyway in Austin and got surrounded by a group of Asian men
Twistzz is 6'1, best NA player and certified vegan, but even he knew he was in a pinch when he felt the first itch, dominated by the Feng shui raping squad
kek what a raped (NA) bitch
>>1804764spirit faze rematch would be kino
>>1804760yea they just received info from the coach but they had no idea what was going on ok
s1mple
md5: f48913762a46503983123ad75bfaecaa
🔍
I kneel
>>1804726elige is polish bro
POLSKA GUROM
At what point are we going to realize the dream is really happening?
When they win first game in playoffs?
When they reached the grands?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPKJSm1-ZxM
THREAD
FUCKING
THEME
>rain will never lifegame at a major ag-
>>1804764I just stood up and yelled KINOOOOOOO
>s1mple FaZe 1.35
>w0nderful Natus Vincere 1.03
volumes
rain just cashed in all his shitter tokens it won't happen again
>>1804763gonna be dead before he hits 40. all that money just to look like this
>>1804764Mouz might be playing like shit but I do not trust Spirit with beating them
>faze seeded into g2/navi winner
they make semis (i hate s0mple)
Reminder: People were doubting they would even make it to Stage 3. The FaZe s1mple Project is already a success and he will be a permanent addition.
>>1804756Watch the youtube stream runs better on both pc and phone
>>1804787Unfortunately G2 win Austin sweaty
>>1804785they better try harder then because I'll lose my shit if we have to see FUCKING MOUZ in the grand finals
>>1804720checked the archive for s1mple w0nderful and ts HILARIOUS
>>1681216 >Navifags be like "bro just get s1mple back instead of w0nderful, he's better, he will just grind back to the top">>1630587>it's a completely delusional suggestion, he's totally out of the game, let alone the pro scene and meta. there was a chance of a comeback in mid 2024 but Navi put it to bed in Copenhagen. he got semi-exposed on Falcons and just quit again. it's his own fault.>>1630621 >I think you are underestimating how hard it is to just come back to the top from inactivity, and in a new game which s1mple is clearly not feeling like GO ... s1mple isn't even looking impressive in pugs rn.where you at bro
>>1804785Mouz was about to lose to liquid yesterday dude, survived by the grace of NAF
>>1804787If G2 makes playoffs it would be the free-est semis in history, this roster lucked off bo1s and hasn't shown to be decent whatsoever.
>>1804790Good, I need a team I can permanently hatewatch.
>Aurora's jersey says "Major Reward"
>If it wrinkles it looks like Major Retard
lmao
Is s0mpel back or mongrelz are just that bad?
we rooting for aur0ra or m0uz?
>>1804798Snax is saving strats for playoffs
this 2 fags are done casting, right?
>>1804800Ayo bruh lmao ts fr got me on the floor
Oh my god they're gonna cast this game too, fuck off
>>1804807No sadly
>NOT watching your local broadcast
xd
>>1804813this is my local broadcast, thirdie
>you never know when malbs will take over the server
look at xertion's forehead ohly shit
>>1804802they were 2 relatively easy awp shots (by 2 different players) from locking in ancient
they both missed and the team collectively crumbled after that round, 910 was visibly tilted all the time after it
I hope novi wins so they get publicly raped by vitality in the quarters
>>1804815i werent aware denmark is a third world country
curious.
>>1804813this is my local broadcast bro
Today I'm turkish.
LET'S GO WICADIA RAPE THEM
>>1804800i actually let out air through my nose in a hard way
>>1804806snax is out of the team after the major no matter what.
Taz is already fucking off, they are just waiting for this shit to end to pick anyone instead of him.
This trophy is so ugly I think I wouldn't want to win.
>>1804839KEK what a dumb thirdie
>>1804836bro ain't read the news
>>1804813Are there any that aren't just reacting over the english commentary? Or some way of muting commentators? I'd seriously listen to some language I don't understand over scrawnders
Someone psot wicadia webm
>>1804845Watch through the client bro
good morning sirs are they pronouncing jottaaa right in this cast? i can't watch sirs.
i sold my skins 4 months ago and still randomly getting friend requests from bots, what the heck do they see in my account?
>>1804848I haven't had steam installed for like 7 years man
Does SPUNJ and/or Machine HATE FaZe or something? They NEVER cast FaZe games, it's always 80% Launders and Scrawny 20% Huge and Harry casting.
>>1804845you have the list of official broadcasts on Liquipedia page of the Major, they don't talk over english commentary
I fear magog will become dead after zywoo wins the major. most posters will be too dejected to post here. :(
>>1804854that's because spunj hates glazing frauds
mouz will horribly lose this if they get to mirage, xantares is such a bitchass fucking ferrari peeker in that map it's insane.
>>1804863mouz is gonna win this in OT
>>1804855Thanks, the Russian casters at least have pleasant enough voices
>>1804863>>1804864sweaty we're watching the g2-navi game and rooting for g2
>"another thirdie"
SPUNJ NO!
>>1804868ohne is watching mouz lil bro
>>1804868>g2winslolyawn, we are watching the close game instead
>>1804873dont let me catch you lackin unc
mouz is now out, mark my words. xantares is a bullshit player in mirage, if this were dust 2 it would even be 13-0 in aurora's favor.
>>1804864cant repeat the script from yesterday
uhhhhhhhhhh mouz bros???
are /ourjews/ choking???
based woxic
god i fucking hate M*uz
>>1804879the iron dome stands strong
>banks
why is this cumslurping backstabbing cunt still here??? who keeps on hiring this faggot?
bad day if you support both mouz and aurora
>>1804885i got mouz in my pickems to pass and i hate turknigger cockroaches
fabre looks like the most turkish man that ever turked
>>1804889ion gaf about politics lilbro i just like both teams
unlocked hunter is goated
fraudko really is a black hole, an anchor on any team he joins
>>1804885Must be a good day then cause mouz doesn't have fans
man heavyfat and fatmd sucks so hard
>>1804889never trust a kike
imagine if g2 had niko here instead of malbs, would've been an easy breezy playoffs.
4th time's the charm, VP is taking it
is hunter better than niko?
>>1804904why, because they'd already be out and chilling at home stress-free?
why don't snax and heavygod just eat the entirety of navi?
isn’t G2 supposed to be done after losing monesy?
>>1804911that strat has been tried before it doesn't work
>>1804908same and i have mongolz and vitality so i'm chilling
>>1804912navi is a washed dogshit fluke team that has never won anything (mickey mouse doesnt count)
1 more tk is a kick right?
Damn, if s1mple wins the major Niko would be the biggest fucking bum in this entire game.
Imagine being glazed as the most consistent player in the game and a guy that hasn't played for a year and a half and who'd everyone consider washed wins the trophy you never won with a broken team formed in 1 month.
Even saudi money wouldn't keep me from offing myself.
Bruh bleh is talking on RL's stream about lurking 4chan. Is the MOUZ jeet here him????
>>1804918g2 winning would be funnier
>>1804894Hating shitskins and sand niggers isn't politics lil bro
>>1804900With jews you lose
>>1804918I have seen enough, faze wins this major.
>>1804919what the fug these niggas need to leave us alone
>>1804919everyone on /magog/ is either a pro or analyst
>>1804919>bleh was the m4a1s spammer
>>1804918kinda crazy how ch0ko despite being on a team with infite moeny glitch and grooming the 2nd best player in the world to only want to play in a team with him he still cant win shit
>>1804919bleh it was a sopranos joke, don't take it personally
>>1804914im also chilling because even if vp loses
aurora/mouz, vp and mongolz won't face each other, having 3 oportunities i'd have to be very unlucky to get this round pick'em right
>>1804924the tranny/vtumor posting is starting to make SO much sense
>went to a bbq
>come back
>PAIN actually won
Well well well, what's the cope now, frogs?
>>1804918simple is a choke artist, watch him lose his 4th major final
>>18049473Dmax are just retards, that's it.
jloser is soloing gpoo...
>>1804941>that hairline at age 20god gave emilia cs skills for the price of his hair folicules
>>1804941YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WAANT
https://youtu.be/ZUqSNbJuGOw?list=RDZUqSNbJuGOw
>>1804955I would do the same trade
i feel so fuckin alright
i wanna fuck some pussy
>>1804956BUT YOU GET WHAT YOU NEEEEEEEEEEEED
Bros I hope Mongolz make it tomorrow
>fat kike
>worse niko
>no-name pole
>fat pole with last significant win 11 years ago
>noname guatemalan whos name you cant even pronounce
why is G2 even allowed to compete?
>>1804959did you get your invite?
>>1804963wah wah wah wah wah
>>1804961if vitality wins and navi wins they get g2
if vitality wins and navi loses they get navi
if vitality loses they get vitality
>>1804968the better kovać
>>1804965I JUST WANNA BE
I JUST WANNA BE
I JUST WANNA BE IN BARCELONA WAAAAAAYYYYY
>>1804969*this only happens if mouz wins, if aurora wins the matchups are different
>>1804969Oh I thought they were going up against Legacy. Fuck yeah, I hope they get G2.
how do you even let yourself go like this
>>1804969>Vitality vs Group DEITIES I'd put my money on Mongolz desu.
>>1804973I JUST WANNA HAVE TO SPEND SOME DAYS
I JUST WANNA MOVE TO LA
NO ACTUALLY FUCK LA
why are there so many isntraelis in pro teams nowadays??? is this a legitimate attempt at whitewashing genocide???
>named heavygod
>weighs the team down
kno
>>1804977on the upside, he doesn't really look worse 10 years later
>>1804976they get legacy if aurora wins, vitality wins and g2 wins
>>1804983yeah sure he looks fantastic, barely fits into the provided chair, im surprised he can even breath considering how much hes slouching
>mouz actually getting eliminated
brother...
>>1804986say that to his face.
>>1804986he looked like that before too
Are you fat as fuck because you're HeavyGod? Or are you HeavyGod because you're fat as fuck?
>>1804991hes gonna eat me
>>1804992he looked much much better
>>1804994he's probably been fat all his life
>xantares t-side mirage
here it comes, the bullshit peeks.
>>1804986>>1804995yeah bro, 2025 snax is nothing like 2015 snax, he was in fighting form back then fr
>>1804996obviously, if he hadn't been a fat fuck he'd be RegularSizedGod
snax epic retard xDDDDDDD
Rush A, no smoke, one ak.
>>1805011he can't put down the kbbq
if he got the mercedes he would've pawned that bitch and bought a chest freezer of la galbi
remember when brollan was supposed to be good? was he ever good????
Wow Navi barely won their own map pick!
>>1805017he was not horrible before going igl
>>1805017krieg/aug era brollan was goated with the sauce
>>1805017they did not get an easy bracket
>NAVI only beats Meniga, 3Dmax and G2 to reach the Major playoffs
>>1805022?
navi's getting 2-1'd, starting 7 minutes from now
i guess this is tomorrows matches then
legacy could eliminate mouz
>>1805025Neither Navi nor mapu are winnig today dawg
>>1805025i think g2 can still win this desu
ohne basically hates every white team, and loves turks and chinks
>>1805036only difference is navi takes g2's place then and meets mongolz
Woah, the Greek nationalists are going rabid in the twitch chat. There isn't even a Greek CS team.
yeah u ain't a real country no more we calling it constantinople and you're losing privileges for that special snowflake "turkiye" shit too
ts embarrassing
>>1805037typical german (they are unironically like that)
>>1805037mouz isn't white
>put 3DMAX and Aurora in 0-3
>they go out 1-3
>>1805039Because of Aurora
you can hear vitality pumping themselves up in the background before the game is over
kekwab
Istanbul in flames tonight
jews are god's chosen people fr
about to see 4 of em on stage
>>1805037he knows minorities are the ones burning away their money in skins
fucking retarded twitch ad delay keeps skipping the first 60 seconds of the half
Aurora should have never lost against G2, they did this on themselves. Losing against a fucking dead team like that was sealing their fate.
>>1805061not actual ads but the stream is paused
>>1805060watch on youtube retard
better media player no ads
>only threat to vitality got eliminated
just give US the trophy already.
>>1805060>watching on Twitch
>>1805069ohne is only on twitch
>>1805067spirit and faze are still there, bro
check hltv
>>1805066>>1805069I'm on mpv, can't be fucked to find the new stream url every day
da games
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tomorrow unless vitality pulls off a giga upset
I missed legacy vs lynn. was it kino? should I watch the vod?
>>1805076vp* not vitality lol
>>1805071>watching troohne
>>1805079buzz that shit brother it's embarrassing
>>1805077every map was a stomp
>HeavyGOD didn't get his happy meal today
FUCK
>>1805092Shouldn't it be "shot AT"?
I thought he's EFL.
>>1805094>double hs while movingthis game lol
>>1805093never should of come here
there's zero doubt vitality would've beat legacy if this was a bo3
>>1804980cs was a proto white nationalist esport so globohomo broke up national teams and inserted israelis
jl has the ugliest haircut ive seen on a human
What explains navi-g2 having 50k viewers and vp-vitality having 30k viewers?
>>1805107did you see this
>>1805079?
>>1805108NAVI and G2 have a bigger fanbase.
>>1804980>>1805106aint no one care poltards take your autistic screeching elsewhere thx
>>1805105>legacy only won 1 map>we know vitality would've won 2 maps because they're currently winning 1 mapwhatever shit you're watching, it's rotting your brain
>>1805079this is cope tier
at least chopper already looks 45 so he can pull off the tony soprano balding
>>1805071Why the fuck would you watch ohne viewing party pro games?
I get that Valorant kids watch Tarik or Tenz because they both used to be pro player with a lot of experience and can give you hindsight on the games or players.
Ohne is a fucking silver faceit lv3, most of his chat might easily be better at the game than him, watching him might actively decrease your cs skill.
>>1805108i see 72k on vp-vitality
>>1805117>at least chopper already looks 45 so he can pull off the tony soprano baldingtrvke
if you have a "boyish" face and you're balding it just looks like you got cancer or something
5 on ct on anubis is okay
>>1805118don't talk to ohne watchers
they are subhuman
>>1805119tw0tch? i was talmbout yt
>>1805106how could the jews do this, how could they break up our treasured SOVLFVL NATIVNVL TEAMS g2, mouz, vitality after the danes came in, liquid with yekindar and ultimate and jks
baltics and balkans are the ones who broke it all up
>>1805128true but the heaven whiff is overblown
they would have lost map 3 anyway
>>1805128I'm rooting for faze to win it all but I remember a s1mple major choke or two
furia looked better vs vp than vitality does
weird
>>1805131professor > poopex
Losing side should gain more money, not the winning one
>>1805129Now come up with an excuse for the 14 other chokes
>>1805131Obvious matchfixing from GOATtronic to face vitality for training
>>1805137it wasn't an excuse, just saying it ultimately didn't matter
i honestly think he will end his career without a major
g2 basically in the lead now for anubis but i bet theyll throw somehow
>>1805139Fair, and it'd be kinda funny too since most regions dislike him for being a ragebaby anyway. Would be karmic justice if G2 somehow won
man trying to chase ecos like often ends up with completely unnecessary deaths
whats the over/under on snax weight?
gotta be 340 the way his stomach lumps against the desk
is taz even trying anymore now that he knows he's gone?
-hades +zywoo
-hunter +torzi
fat bastard team
>>1805144He was trying before?
unironically i want vitality to win because the matchups are better for my pick'ems than in vp wins
>>1805148well vitality will win, watch the g2 game fag
>b0t with anything but a rifle
>>1805155m0NESY could never.
dont know what happened to b1t, been bad for several months now
alright nice G2 are making it interesting
>>1805157unironically throwing to lower his buyout price (he's going to faze)
anubis is a shit map anyways for shit players. navi got this
hehe
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>>1805151god created 2 monitor setups for a reason
MALBS IS BACK MALBS IS BACK MALBS IS BACK MALBS IS BACK MALBS IS BACK MALBS IS BACK MALBS IS BACK MALBS IS BACK MALBS IS BACK MALBS IS BACK MALBS IS BACK MALBS IS BACK MALBS IS BACK MALBS IS BACK MALBS IS BACK
wait, so is this hades guy actually good? I thought he was a nepotism hire from snax. Haven't watched any G2 games since they've lost monesy.
so we can confirm vitality matchfixed the legacy game right?
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hades sits in the middle cuz he's staying as igl
>>1805173he has 1.08 vs top 20 while on g2 so not horrible
>>1805173he was on ence for like 2 years, he was sorta mid and a playoff choker
>>1805173hes decent, the kind of player that's stuck between tier 1 and tier 2
>>1805178legacy is the best team in the world on inferno
>>1805178removing the pressure of so called streak was 4D chess level strat
So current G2 is somewhere near Navi's level, so 8-10th in ranking. Noted
piggems
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>>1805148i was aware that aurora was a retarded yolo pick even when i picked it but i didn't expect them to do THAT bad
genuinely thought faze would bomb out though
>>1805196they're literally ranked 8th like what are you on about
b1t is another example that drugs are bad
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I HATE VITALITY
>>1805199are you retarded
>>1805199They played 1.5 games since m0nesy left and were on this place while he was still there
>>1805201i hate you, dumb frogposter
>>1805198god has bigger plans for faze they have to get stomped and humiliated at the knockout stage so people can boo and throw things at them
that's why i knew they were advancing to the next round
>>1805201they're really boring to watch, unlike peak astralis (feel free to seethe)
not gonna lie it's been two days and i still can't believe legacy stomped vitality
>Zywoo 1.50 with a blowout loss in the first game
but magoggers you told me he's washed?
>>1805212inferno the dogshit rng map
Stage 2: FaZe goes 3-2
Stage 3: FaZe goes 3-1
>You are here
Playoffs: FaZe goes 3-0
>>1805206>god has bigger plans for faze they have to get stomped and humiliatedlike big J currently
>>1805213yeah youre pretty washed when you're worse vs vp than fallen is
Yup
I'm gonna say it
bo3's are boring if not elim matches or semifinal/final
>>1805213>zywoo farmed shitters in a blowoutyeah bro we're shocked
na bros we might win another major
I'm new to competitive CS and I don't understand s1mple's style. Even if he's fragging, it's not that entertaining like donk's or m0nesy's style for example, he's just killing, without highlights or quick flicks, kinda reminds me of zywoo, if he shook after each shot
ohne said winning the pistol means nothing if you lose the follow up
Guys, winning the game means nothing if you lose the game.
what happened to siz and the squad???
it's the 37th time i see ropz destroy a team from that corner, how are they not catching on
>>1805227he's trying to play with the team
it was the biggest critique people had when he played as solo terminator in flipsid3
>>1805236this nigga watching vitality
>>1805239*g2 will win this
why are danes always so fucking ugly?
>>1805227watch some old frag movies, he just does retarded shit and it works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiTGwgkS1q8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ezDZOcaSVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fB1gnJqOgk
So what's the endgame for Faze? Let's say they somehow win the major, there's 0 chance they get the big bucks to actually bring simple full time. What next? Downgrade to a shittier awper?
>>1805247>>1805248no one is watching that game retards
so far this major is kino. Seems like only vitality win can kill all the fun
>>1805254Sorry guys. I meant Spirit win to kill all the fun!
>>1805250s1mple is probably on a loan with a buy option, so the price is already negotiated.
i hear his contract is expiring soon too
>>1805256y u hef to b mad
vitality games are snoozers
ohne stop talking about skibidi toilet please
>>1805227>reddit highlights viewertoo many of you itt
Just got home from the bar
What game to watch?
>another alexi disasterclass
>>1805262https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
>>1805262g2 navi
both teams are shit so its not a stomp
>>1805262g2 fucking navi out of playoffs
>>1805262watch blad3 screaming at his shitters
>>1805264>>1805267>>1805268>>1805269Just tuned in
Wtf am I watching lol
This has Amkal - NIP potential
CHANNEL YOUR ENERGY TO HELP G2 LILBROS AND UNCS!!!!!
g2 and navi are both teams with 0 chemistry right now
the most fun teams to watch are the ones that seem like groups of friends. these guys lowkey seem like they all hate each other or at best are completely indifferent
>>1805274Sending good vibes!
>>1805274ok but only because i hate navi MORE
>>1805272g2 at least has an excuse for being dogshit
>>1805291always was an eco farmer
Why so much hate on Frozen?
At the very least he's a very servicable rifler.
>>1805293For me it's his negative clutch ability.
heavygod would look like an absolute chad if he lost 100 kg
>"french people farmed my mom/sister/gf just with their SHITTY accents noooooo!"
>"but but but"
>"ZYWOO IS A FRAUD OKAY???"
>>1805296lightgod doesn't have the same oomph
>>1805297zywoo is morbidly obese
>>1805299nta but lightgod kinda goes hard
>>1805301nta but heavygod goes harder
vitality looks kinda shitty
>>1805300he absorbed all the cs esports aura after p1mple started being shit
>>1805303saving strats, no way vp comebacks
furia looks better than vitality i think they might win it all
>>1805304for me it's slimgod
>>1805307you save strats in cs? i thought it was strictly a dota thing
>>1805303a horse that good doesnt jumping haver that it have to be
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>g2 getting to playoffs while ch0k0 and may0nnaisy got obliterated in stage 2
pepe
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I'm gonna suck on this glizzy
>>1805312is an horse a athlete?
if g2 wins then navi will get eliminated by mongolz
KWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWABKWAB
>>1805318>>1805319No one cares. We're all watching a Vitality masterclass.
kwab
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OH NONONONONONONONO
>>1805321>>1805319>>1805318he's getting kicked after they fail to get past the group stage, right?
>>1805318nyooooo le hecking JLegend
>>1805319wait why is he smiling?
>>1805325you mean blade or JL?
>>1805325Yeah that's why b1ad3 is smiling
lads le heckin blade tactical timeout
>>1805319lol B1ad3 enjoys this
>>1805319bladee just like me fr
>>1805333blade is laughing at jL being mindbroken
>>1805213It's really not crazy, his rating in general isn't for having only lost 2 games all year with how much wins boost it, I checked some of the ratings that were given out in recent blowouts and players are handed out like 1.25 for barely going positive with decent adr
lol g2 fucked by map design again
>>1805342fat buff
they devour their opponents
what the fuck was malbs doing there?
>>1805339can't blame him, System of a Down is crazy good
>>1805342You have no clue how much CS power you gain after 30 BMI
apex showing electronic who's the king holy shit
when will pros realize niko on the team is a bigger debuff than elige?
damn if vp could play two halves in 1 map they might be able to win
>>1805346>System of a Down is crazy good
KWAB
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KWAB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLVIgyrRk28
Predict Navi's roster changes post elimination:
-w0nderf00l
+ Br0ky ?
yea this is officially full polish team
>>1805362-wonderfool
+p1mple on mian roster
>he iiiiiis miiilkinng thiiiiiiiiiiisssss
He always picks the gayest word possible.
IM used to be such a bot in csgo
now he's like the best on navi
cinema
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trigger discipline
>>1805368the constant "we", "us" makes me chuckle
>>1805362>NaVi>roster movesTrvst the b1ad3 system
even if navi kick players like they said they would if they don't make it to playoffs, they won't kick jLoser so it doesn't matter
snax needs to kill himself
>>1805341damn, this was kinda bad if he didn't get a million openers (didn't watch this shit game lol) but you'd assume it was a huge performance looking at the rating
why do you people hate jL so much
>>1805380Sorry bro low KAST so low rating
IMMMMMMM CE DRACULUI FACI
>>1805341hltvs blackbox just gives extra rating to zywoo. just compare this series to navi spirit. donk has better stats but worse rating.
>>1805369yeah right roflmaoo
>>1805251>he doesn't enjoy watching excellence
>>1805389Era un save clar daca stateau in cur; asa macar a incercat un hail mary sa ii scoata din cacat. Au bani sa cumpere tura viitoare oricum
g2 i have never asked for much but PLEASE
>>1805396pasta spaghetti meatballs
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apologize
LFG OT
>>1805404IM KNEELING IM KNEELING IM KNEELING
I headed out with Karrigan to tour his farm, and he started introducing me to some of the livestock, mentioning how he had named them after his players, as the unhinged animals they were. Just then, I was hit by an unbearable stench. VWith my eyes watering uncontrollably, questioned through gritted teeth, "What in the hell is that smell?" He looked over knowingly and said: "Ah. S1mple? The goat is never washed!"
>>1805397toilet cleaners will disappoint again just like liquid
snax 97 adr
heavygod 44 adr
gotta cheer for G2 this time, would love to see niko and monesy butt hurt over g2 going to the playoffs while they got shat on, imagine if hunter won the major
>>1805410what language is it?
i dont see jitu winning OT
>he doubts Biskela
Tsk tsk tsk...
>>1805404I was not familiar with his game.
The master of go A then go B.
>>1805411he's a fragging IGL
I really like aleksib, you can tell the kid has good instincts
>>1805383he wants to be loved, we hate that.
>>1805421Wallbang headshot situation?
>>1805383Want turn himself into a brand
>>1805415this nigga got sugar in his tank
aleksi is going back to g2 to replace snax
>HeavyGod with a massive ass
What did scrawny mean by this?
>>1805432cool highlights tho
>timed out for calling him fat
kek
>>1805432that's a sign of good mental health
>double scope before shooting
breh
finna go double ot aint it
>>1805444Nah jitu closes it here and now
holy shit malbs kill yourself
>>1805383you already asked last thread, don't expect a diferent answer sissy
i cannot think of a worse way to hold that angle
why did they call it a dolphin peek? i know there used to be dolphin dives in call of duty, never heard of a dolphin peek? unless i misheard
threw the match award
threw playoffs award
>Navi with the same lineup was clowning G2 9 times in a row when they still had Niko and monesy
>Now they struggling to win against G2 with hades and heavygod
The absolute state.
bro tried to valorant peek
when you thought u saw every retarded JL death he does this
>>1805465The problem was gone for G2
is taz shitting on the floor?
iM saving flashes for next major
>>1805465Niko was dragging SnaxGOD down with his dumb calling
>>1805473On suicide watch
>>1805471he comin for wonderful's job
>>1805470unironically good vibes now
Malbs made a mistake in this round too, he stepped on long and gave free kill to b1t
get your shit together bro
was n0k0 and m0nes0y the problem with g2 all along?
>Hunter going all out
Man I did not expect this. Based
AND THEY THREW IT AGAIN LMAOOOOOOOO
man retakes just never works on this shit map
just unlucky on that molly missing
>>1805486yet still a faggot with AIDS lol
>jew undermined his team
many such cases
you're team is shit and run by retards
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I want blade to miss the play offs 3 times out of the last 4 majors
>polish tier 3 awper lifegames to lose in the end in OT3
I've seen it and i know how it ends
im going to take a shit i hope nothing crazy happens while i'm pooping
>>1805485ch0ko was a system baby all along, he bossed everyone around just so he could pad his stats
notice how his rating dropped hard after joining falcons
That was their only chance, G2 loses now
G2’s current lineup has no aura. they deserve to lose this unless you’re hoping for a boring playoffs
G2 missed their chance, aleksib doesn't lose against g2
>>1805505>>1805506>>1805507Apologize to Malbs right fucking now.
>>1805485teams with too many voices suck.
>>1805502such a retarded fucking rage inducing stat, it doesnt take saves into consideration (its a save in 99 out of 100 games)
>>1805513I want navi to lose, but malbs isn't doing that again
>>1805516the stat is about retakes not saves retard
it's 10 seconds just play time wtf
kek jltard blocked bit from leaving hahaha
why are fat neckbeards ego peeking
>2025
>pros still dont know the fast lane boost
baka senpai
>>1805513Sorry I believed NA has talent
>>1805516Kek at the mouth breathers replying to you
>how to fix Inferno B
add a ladder to climb the roof of the chapel
>>1805520>>1805522and how many retakes didnt happen because they just saved you fucking idiots
>>1805530got the whole squad laughing, mate
>>1805535we go another OT broski
whats the name of that other caster/mc girl? also blonde but has tits and ass, the one from the clip of some player saying something bitaaaach and when she told him that he lost 0-3
the first time heavygod left something on the table
>>1805530honestly add a one-way ledge somewhere connecting CT side banana and CT spawn
I love heavyg0d but holy fucking shit he's legit holding G2 back. How is old man Snax outfragging you?
>>1805513Told you so, they had 1 chance to close it out and flubbed it, now it's over and fucking navi gets through when they could've just as easily have been 0-3 with worse luck
>team i want to win loses
im tired
gpoodoostinkydoodooshittheirpantsin2v4
>reddit`vi
it's over, virtue signalers won
>>1805546just wish for the other team to win
>>1805540he's their most consistent and highest rated player, he just had a bad series today, happens to everyone
All heavygod had to do was get 1 frag and they would've won in the previous OT.
>heavygod
>is an overweight israeli cunt
hmm
wtf hunter there was NO reason to not wait and play on sound
He choked hard under pressure
damn snax is such a pussy, baits constantly and doesn't commit to pushes
did na`vi intentionally get ukranians just to go maximum reddit?
bro forgot where the bomb was plantes lmao
why the fuck did hunter peek from Mexico
>1v2
>play like a pussy
they teach you not do this shit in your first 100 hours
that 4v2 throw was as disastrous as falcons 5v3, fuck sake heavybot
>>1805566what the frick is mexico
ohne is flying to austin to give the sloppiest top ever to jL
>>1805567heavygod weighing down his team
brazilian genocide tomorrow I'm afraid.
they are getting raped on stage
>>1805568Nah he did the right thing, he wasn't counting on them having a full belt of utility.
The strat you're suggesting is for pre-plant scenarios.
>>1805571>>1805554antisemetism will not be tolerated in my board.... get nuked with the rest of iran cunts...... dont trifle
hues get humbled tomorrow
the favela dogs will bark no more
>>1805572literally the opposite lmao (sadly i want MOUZ out)
>>1805545it wasn't sjokz, it was swebliss
if you're referring to https://youtu.be/0tlxSNu0lQM
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>>1805582shutup heavygod and go eat your 8000kcal night meal
AHAHAHAHA G2SISTERS YOUR RESPONSE????
>>1805585oh my mistake but i was thinking about sjokz
Is it me, or this major has a way lower level of competition and quality in general than Shanghai? NaVi looked okay then yet went 2-3 while they're dogshit right now and comfortably go 3-1
>>1805594The stand in fucked us, they could have just let taz play instead
Legacy vs G2
Mouz vs Mongolz
Pain vs VP
Who we got?
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i love being right
i guess this is the most likely playoffs bracket
>>1805585AleksiB in another universe
>>1805595>i was thinking about sjokzwe all do, sometimes
This will be so ass if vp or legacy loses, don't care about the result of the last one just don't want pain or mouz to make it
>>1805595how the fuck did you think about sjokz after hearing "has tits"?
Nice, my pickems are alive for now. I will win if VP, mongolz and mouz all of them won't shit themselves
>>1805609blind ass dumbass gooner ass nigga
>>1805602also looks like faze will meet vitality in quarters or semis no matter how it goes
>>1805610relatively to freya shes got more of everything
>>1805605is she like not interested in cs or where the fuck is she
>>1805614you forgot goofy ahh diddyblud
script
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>>1805602wrong, heres the real leaked script
>>1805604obscure lore: this is the same reality show that brollan participated in where he said he wanted to be an igl when he was 15
>>1805605would bury my face in there till i died
>>1805620diddyblud is only for pedos
get you lingo up grandpa
>>1805599legacy, mongolz, pain
>>1805605>sjokzis she the sheever of cs?
Assuming Mouz, Mongolz and VP make it through, we'll actually have a pretty stacked playoffs after all.
>>1805616>is she like not interested in cs or where the fuck is shedepressed/burned out according to herself but she's probably coming back. she also does stuff for LoL though
Faze VS Na'Vi/Spirit/Vitality WILL be cinema
>>1805596>navi looked okay>in shanghaiNever watch cs again and especially never talk about cs again
>>1805640huh they changed it
Mouz
G2
VP
>>1805640>Captura de pantalla
>>1805640>captura de pantallashibbolethed
>>1805643Oooh, how edgy
They looked better than they look now, autist, that enough for you to not cry?
>>1805645nta but they didn't "change" anything, their simulator is just ass
use 3rd party simulators like https://majors.im/25austin for accurate matchups
>>1805637>she's probably coming backi fucking hope so
>>1805655stop trying to seduce me with your tummy and long, shapely legs, you stupid sexy hag
>>1805640damn tomorrow is break day
>>1805655I was made to love taller women.
>>1805662>>1805666shes amazing but id say freya has better face card
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>>1805666>no standing cunninglingusi svffer as an average height male
>>1805655why would she post this?
>>1805684she loves attention and she's a woman, that's what they do.
>>1805640Legacy is gonna humble MOUZ
>>1805684to enthrall young men
jl is like the anti-niko
unimpressive average performance
clutch at the biggest stages
hated by soulless bugmen
major mvp
>>1805706annoyingly accurate
Godwoo casual 1.58 group stage
>>1805706loved by soulless bugmen*
ftfy
for the two or three dudes in here that plays the game, is the g pro x good?
I'm sttill rocking a wired ec2 c, the cable is slowly failing and disconnects randomly when I flick during dm
redpill me on wired vs wireless, and why 2/3 of the pros are using the g pro
my grip is like claw ish
>>1805714anon-kun you're getting confused...we're talking about anti-niko here
i am not watching this shit
>>1805718>>1805719his biggest fan is ohne, the very definition of what you described
>>1805706I hate him because my intuition is fucking perfect and I fucking KNOW he is a hypocrite little nigger
I dont bite that fake smile and being le wholesome
by the way, we're in the timeline where faze can't afford to buy s1mple from navi
>>1805728hypersonic truth nuke
>>1805728>it was real in my head
>>1805717-any mouse that is technically ~on par with logitech/razer is fine (it's not that high of a bar)
-any mouse that is small(ish), because of optimal grip, is good
-the lighter the mouse the better (hence the superlight). Yes it does matter.
>why 2/3 of the pros are using the g promostly because of sponsorships, it's not like there aren't elite pros with other brands (mainly razer) as well
>wired vs wirelesswireless became better than wired around the time of the first superlight but as always there's a lot of inertia for a change in cs before it takes over, I've had a viper ultimate for a few years and it's been great, I only wish it would be even smaller and lighter
I think there have been tests where the modern wireless mouse connections are consistently as fast or even FASTER (go figure) than wired connections so there really isn't any reason to play with wired mice besides superstition or mental comfort
>>1805732you, about jLoser's persona
>>1805737>achieved nothing>0 T1 games played>$55k/mo
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players?event=7902
thoughts?
>>1805717>for the two or three dudes in here that plays the game, is the g pro x good?Yes it's a good mouse. Best sensor, extremely low latency connection, very light. Has a very neutral shape which fits everyone good enough.
>redpill me on wired vs wireless, and why 2/3 of the pros are using the g proWireless is far superior. I have the same mouse both wired and wireless (G203 and G305) and massively prefer the wireless version even with cable bungee etc. Not dragging around a wire is a huge difference since you have equal resistance in every direction you move.
G Pro X is high end stuff though, there are many cheaper mouse out there which are also flawless in terms of sensor and wireless speed. I personally use G305 which is X Pro shape but cheaper internals.
>>1805745>Still in top 5 even after a long hiatusYeah, s1mple is back
>>1805730https://www.hltv.org/news/34843/s1mple-signs-three-year-extension-with-navi
contract signed through (presumably) october 2025
they can buy him out for almost nothing, or use a stand-in for cologne, ewc, blast memes, and epl before getting him free for budapest
>>1805748the viper of viperio
I pray for navi vs faze final
Faze in final would be enough if they win too.
For some reason i just really want S0mple to succeed
>>1805782>Navi >beating Vitality or Spiritkek
>>1805790much crazier things have happened in major playoffs
I think a part of the niko effect is not understanding this basic fact
>>1805808Who's the asian guy? An analyst?
>>1805814that's a major winning coach, show some respect
>>1805706this is a nice hypothetical but it has nothing to do with the actual, corporeal, real jl, whose deepest desire is to be loved by soulless bugmen
>>1805854>hypothetical major mvphow can one man get away with so much rent-free living
guys lets stop the major now and give the trophy to faze:DD
>>1805867I also came from this thread on reddit :D please upvote my comment, it's third from the top
So do you still consider Vitality a French team, or are they too international to be French coded?
>>1805885The org is French and I recognise that but Vitality roster is no longer French. It's an international roster build around French core.
Hot take:
G2 can be very proud of how strong they have performed considering they got completely pillaged of their star players right before a major. It forced them to panic buy and yet the team is looking strong already.
Thoughts on Furia?
I never hated them and think they look really good. Not tournament winning tier but in for a surprise run.
>>1805923Father FalleN sacrificed his ego for the greater cause and also managed to revive Yekindar. Just because of that I will never doubt the professor ever again.
>>1805923it's yekindar's redemption arc so it's kinda nice
it would also be extremely funny to see them beat spirit in the playoffs
>>1805968the aleksib effect
Donk actually has lower percent than Chopper. He just has a lot more kills.
Legacy making top 8 would genuinely be hilarious.
>>1805903a core is 3 players. liquid is not "built around a polish core"
post predictions, give winning percentages for extra fun
Legacy - MOUZ; MOUZ 75% (bookie 3.60-1.31)
MongolZ - G2; G2 55% (bookie 1.54-2.54)
VP - paiN; paiN 65% (bookie 1.60-2.40)
>>1806029this ain't kaggle bro
>>1806029anyone can win any of the games since the favorites in each match look kinda mid
>>1806033>>1806036yes, which is why I made the predictions based on my gut feeling
wtf is this pussy ass fence sitting, has this general degenerated to the point where people are too afraid to even have opinions on the upcoming matches?
I know there's like two people here that actually can handle playing the game so it's not that big of a surprise but it's still pathetic
Re-downloaded, used to be silver in CSGO.
I want to fuck around with other bad players like me while I get used to the game. What's the better experience between low rated premier and competitive?
I don't want to feel like I'm being smurfed on
>>1806052Idk what's better. I play low rated premier and I've never had an issue with being smurfed on. If you get stomped it's usually the enemy having a 4 or 5 stack.
>>1806052besides cheaters, since you are in a phase of
>while I get used to the gameyou will get rekt in any games that match your average skill level
just take it on the chin and keep improving
>I don't want to feel like I'm being smurfed onis a bad mentality to have in a competetive game
>>1806052probably premier
I'm pretty sure premier is the most popular mode by far, idk how competitive mm works but it seemed a lot less equal in the few matches I've played
you probably won't run into cheaters/smurfs much at all at a silver-level rating but you might still lose a lot
>>1806050chill out, I'm just breaking your balls for posting log loss %s
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>>1805808Look at dis nigga elige oh my god...
is zywoo finally going to beat a t1 team in major playoffs? for the first time...
>>180614510 years in the making....
>>1806145HumblewOo is happy with 1 major title so he always lets others beat him in playoffs to have a chance at getting their own win.
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>>1806145>is zywoo finally going to beat a t1 team in major playoffs?
>>1805808What are those???
>>1806153those simulators are wrong for playoffs btw, both that one and also the official one lmao.
the match ups are right though, but furia/g2 should swap places with faze/vitality.
so yeah, we can get spirit, faze and vitality on the same side.
camt wait for the arena to be empty because fat americans realized liquid didnt qualify
there's actually a good chance we get faze, vitality and spirit on the same side (with faze vitality first game)
the thing that matters about todays games is how they affect seeding
It feels like Legacy can really do the funniest thing.
>>1806175I wouldn't mind it
I know mouz on paper are good, but they boring as fuck to watch, at their wins against top teams are usually more the other team fucking up than mouz doing good
>>1806176lol
I'm more hungover than I thought. Sorry for the shit writing
you know it's over when there are jL shills itt
>>1806175Here is MOUZ' ratings for the Major
>>1806180And these are Legacy's. Sure they've played lesser opposition for most matches but they're super in form against a shaky MOUZ. Real good chance they win this.
>>1806175i dont even think theyre that much of an underdog considering the teams performances
i'd like 30-40% legacy winchance
Watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nZ3a-iat_Y
watching this guy breaking down the nicodoz performance
>someone shoots a body
>if this was valorant you'd get a fine
is this true?? they actually punish you shooting bodies?
>>1806189he rapes jews today
>>1806190>is this true?? they actually punish you shooting bodies?Riot fines you for everything. Standing up, screaming at your opponents, rude gestures. Dumau would be in debt for life if this were a Valo tournament.
>>1806193wtf is wrong with those people?
is it a "safe space" kinda bs thing, or a tennis "everyone behave" thing?
>>1806194>wtf is wrong with those people?Riot Games is a cult.
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>>1806200Sorry unc but you're late
>>1806199>https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
>>1806201don't care
you can have your "cs2 general"
>>1806193>Dumau would be in debt for life if this were a Valo tournament.cs should take notes
anyone have any examples of valorant punishing people for stupid shit?
tried yt but no luck
>>1806221https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vEQvJLh9W4
>>1806398what the actual fuck?
10k for 1 second of dick sucking?