Thread 1802746

double goat edition

sad for roland

bring them back

Early for MOUZGODS

NAFSISSIES!!???

myniggas are going to lose...
it's over

>molly ticket
about fucking time...

Who are we rooting for in this major, bros?

they learn their place

Holy based ultimate that jew fuck was so sure he had won that round.

>>1802757
G2 and FaZe

alright what did they fed ultimate today? how much amphetamines did he recieve today?

i love that guy man

This slavnegro is legit having the best game of his life. If he stops they lose.

Bro Liquid have been playing fixed positions every fucking round. If I was on Mouz I'd pound B every round till they moved NAF around. And then I'd pound wherever he went next. It's like playing where's the coach except this time NAF is the coach.

s0mp0l has 0 real major trophy and has 0 real hltv #1

they're called team liquid cause they always spill their glass

>>1802757
We are rooting for total mouz defeat

>>1802757
vitality

nemiggas...

bye ziggers

>>1802772
both teams has zero chance of going 3-2 anyway

>>1802757
G2 and Mouz and maybe Legacy

>>1802757
TL Lynn Vision Legacy Nemiga G2

>>1802774
reddit seething

>>1802757
yeki

HOLD ME MAGOG BROS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD ME

>>1802764
this

im so sorry myniggas but i had to do it for the pick'ems

Twistzz finally showing up

Holy shit. It's happening

>falcons out
>mouz out
I CANNOT BELIEVE Vitality are going to get a free path to the major trophy, AGAIN

>>1802774
ZIEG HEIL

it's going to be navi vs vita

SIUHY DOUBTERS WHERE YOU AT NOW?

>>1802757
FaZe main team
G2 secondary team
Mongolz, Liquid hoping they make it to playoffs

>>1802757
LIQUID! LIQUID! LIQUID!

>NUMBER 2 team in the world is almost out
>NUMBER 3 team got eliminated last week

>>1802787
>I CANNOT BELIEVE Vitality are going to get a free path to the major trophy
what the hell does mouz being out have to do with that?

Does valorant rig their tournaments for thirdie views like valve does with meme bo1s?

>>1802797
Number 1 soon

>>1802787
spirit are gonna toggle, don't worry

Come on NertZ you needed that

nertz literally threw that actual matchfixing

>>1802797
Falcon is #4 now

why are they reusing the paris script

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
THEY ARE NOT DONE YET
JEWISH TRICKERY IS STILL IN

>>1802787
this just shows vitality's opposition was trash all this time and vitality won't win

kek niggas really seething about v0tality unprompted

>>1802806
if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

:3

SHIT

SHUT THE FUCK UP SCRAWNY

LIQUID HOW

LIQUID LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BAHAHAHAHAHA

....

bros..

liquid is finished

SOMEONE FUCKIGN KILL SCRAWNY RIGHT NOW

>>1802802
like we havent seen since 2024 kato

HUGE TORSZI BALLS HERE

HERE WE GO AGAIN

MOUZ CINEMA MOUZ CINEMA MOUZ CINEMA MOUZ CINEMA MOUZ CINEMA

That was a free site

why does the mouz coach look a bit downy

can they fucking stop throwing
every time the team that loses match point 2 or 3 times in OT eventually just loses

yeah it's over, liquid's mental is shattered after this one

Mouz are gonna fuck Liquid here and then make a comeback and win the major. SCREENCAP THIS

who are we rooting for? besides spirit and VP (slavs are canonically our /vg/ian guys)

Liquid please please please....

>>1802826
>Danish

>>1802827
nertz is an undercover agent sadly

NEVER DOUBT THE LIQUID CHOKE
2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT

>>1802826
he looks evil
that villain who looks innocent like a baby but is actually twisted

>>1802826
>a bit

>>1802830
Lynn Vision

>>1802833
ahh that makes sense
thank you anon

STOP FUCKING BLUEBALLING ME LIQUID I BEG YOU

that round was pure sex from liquid

How does Liquid have so many iconic chokes on Mirage

>>1802830
Legacy because i want to see thorin's head explode from pure seeth

I want mouz out unironically. I just fucking hate their fucking faces. (It has nothing to do with half the team being jewish)

These overtimes are literally falcons scenario. Nice script reusing

liquid, please
DO. NOT. CHOKE.

>>1802847
if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

brollan you fucking idiot

>>1802845
t. joao

viewership status?

the ultimate carry is so fucking insane, he can't lose with this, it would be so unfair

>>1802852
BIG

ultimate vs torzsi who can do the better s1mple impression

did argies really think it would be easy for chicanos like them to get a visa to AMERICA? what a colossal fuck up lol

>>1802855
aka baiting?

>>1802853
but but statcels told me he is only 1.10 rated in tier 3 or something, this can't be happening

>>1802856
>did argies really think
no

DUMB NIGGER PLAY FOR TIME

FUCK

GOATLLAN

i fucking cant handle this game just win liquid i beg you

DAYUM

>>1802852
Is it lower compared to previous majors?

>>1802865
liquidsissy getting overstimulated

jew diff

ultimate is about to hit 40 kills, wish i watched this entire map

this games great but please liquid just dont choke

>>1802852
6 millions

>>1802868
more like mouz hater

>>1802870
Most of those frags were from sissyawping from ticket.

holy ultimate

S1MPLE WHO????

god i hate naf

ultimate is goated

Holy fuck ultimate's trying like he's saving his family from death

lets go for another overtime so ultimate can hit 50

>talk shit about roland
>he drops a 40 bomb

he is cheating right?

WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCK NAFNIGGER

GG, mouz won

Ultimate deserves to win this fuck me

xertion walling unfortunately

fuck off NAF jesus christ

STOP WASTING ULTIMATE'S LIFE GAME

i cant be hyped anymore
liquid threw this so fucking hard its hard to watch it anymore

>>1802867
pre-playoffs and we're at 150kish more average viewers than shanghai, tons of games already outperforming every non-playoffs game and most of shanghai's playoffs
but a lot of that is down to china being a dogshit timezone for eu and na

im so fucking furious actually, 3 match points choked into a loss, every fucking time same disappointment

ultimate should have the right to kill one of his teamates after this match ffs

they cant even afford an awp for ultimate next round...

is naf retarded?

>>1802871
>please water dont be wet

OT 3 please

liquidbros.....

liquid can't win a single bo3 even with ultimate having the best map of his career kek, just disband

>l0qu0dn0ggas really thought they wouldn't choke away an important mirage game where they had it locked up
are you newfag siuhy fans or what

>>1802893
>>1802892
i've been saying for months that NAF has to go, he's been playing like shit for a year now, legit worse rated than fucking siuhy

BO3 is a coin flip mickey mouse format

IT'S DEROVER

>>1802896
hes just nonchalant man... you wouldnt get it

you can just see the excitement dripping off him when he has to clutch

nertz throwing for the israeli team
5th column

Fuck you NAF
Fuck you NertZ
Fuck you Twistzz
Fuck you siuhy
You useless fucks can't win a single round for ultimate. Literally just one.

naf with the world on his shoulders at this moment

is the average skill in the game decreasing or am i getting better? im a faceit lvl8 shitter and i was stuck in lvl 6/7 for a week or two and it was genuinely harder than right now? i feel like im playing with and against total retards but at the same time not really getting better, i dont even know the fucking recoil patters on nades and rely purely on aim

reminder to subtract ~200-300k from max view counts because those come from brazil

Kinooooooo

ONE MORE

OHNONONOONONONONONONONOONO MOUZNIGGERS

nice call brollan fucking faggot

Nice scrtipt. It's 22-20 btw.

im bout to cry

We are back

ANOTHER ONE

im tired boss

HAHAHAHA

>>1802909
they just did lil bro

I'm watching just to see how the losing team reacts

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

KIIIIIINOOOOOOO

>>1802911
no one's playing cs anymore

3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT
>>1802907
reunite him with his autistic bro
pundits saying "they have too much overlap" had no idea how bad it could get

mouz have been absolutely retarded this whole game
it's actually impressive that liquid hasn't managed to win yet

>buys scout on last round instead of mp9 or some shit
based sniper

>>1802923
Thankfully they heard me.

MOSSAD PLEASE

yeah we're playing till morning

Literally Falcons' script. Same amount of OTs

NAF-FLY IS A PAID ACTOR BY THE STATE OF ISRAEL TO COMMIT A FALSE FLAG ATTACK SO (((MOUZ))) CAN ADVANCE TO THE NEXT ROUND

50 bomb surely

>>1802928
makes sense i guess but i never thought it would be this bad

>both teams have jews
>match full of duplicity and subversion
hmmm

Free untradeable kill and then Liquid fuck it up

>>1802939
not if his entire team dies around him every round

they avoid goatimate...

What the fuck did I just witness in connector?

>>1802939
yes but they'll still lose because poohy is the worse igl

AaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

don't let ultimate leave A site ever again, everything is crumbling without him there

>>1802942
>duplicity and subversion
it's choking and retardation
they play worse than most of the stage3 teams

>>1802942
>30% of the players are jews
>high stakes kino game with lots of twists and turns
they run the entertainment industries for a reason

how long should it take to go from lvl 3 to lvl 10 on faceit?

>>1802951
stage1*

he's just a ticket merchant

at first I didn't care, then I was excited now I'm just tired.

>>1802954
2 years of grinding
shorter if you have a stack

>>1802954
1-2 years at least

>>1802961
please a serious answer

>>1802956
classic gold nova archetype

LIQUID PLEASE I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE AND THE MY KIDNAPPERS JUST SAID THAT THEY WILL BEHEAD ME IF YOU LOSE
PLEASE WIN I DONT WANA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE

>>1802956
jews fear the ticket booth

>>1802960
Pretty much, both teams deserve to be eliminated anyway

FIRE THE FUCKING OBSERVER RIGHT NOW

this game is never going to end

>>1802966
lmao

what the fuck can that liquid coach write in his book

>>1802969
pause the match to behead this motherfucker live between their desks

scrawny needs to chill out man

>>1802964
what other archetypes do we have in cs?

>>1802969
You are free to spectate yourself

>>1802974
blast just has nepohire observers

dubs and we are all in purgatory and this match never ends

>tech pause
It's over, Spinx going to start spinning.

>>1802973
choke bingo

is this really the level of counterstrike people get hype for now....

>>1802954
if you're actually level 3 skill wise you're never going to be level 10
if you're just level 3 elo thats like 1-2 months of light at a respectable 55% wr

>>1802977
if you don't get your hybrid ev ass back on the controls right now, imma whoop that fat ass

>>1802970
I wouldn't mind a new cs2 record for OTs
at least something worthwhile would come out of this boring shitter match

LIQUID PLEASE I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE AND MY KIDNAPPERS JUST SAID THEY WILL BEHEAD ME IF YOU LOSE
PLEASE WIN I DONT WANNA DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

>>1802983
light play*

>>1802985
If it actually was a new record it would be incredibly exhausting for everyone involved

>>1802982
its the trash vs trash and the best vs the best that brings the most exciting games
thats why faze is exciting every game because they are both the worst and the best

Why is he still on the team? Is this like Canadian privilege or some shit?

>>1802992
he's ceo's cousin

>>1802991
faze are like alcaraz, they can make any match fun

>>1802980
it's a fake techie from twistzz thoughever

>>1802992
So TL could keep its NA spot and he's Twistzz's best friend

>>1802982
>one player 1v9ing to not get eliminated 0-3
How can that not be hype?

>>1803002
this fag is 100% a bottom

>>1803002
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh i cant watch it i cant i cant

>>1803002
>HEY
>GUYS... YOU HEAR ME? *voice crack*
>YEAH.. YOU SUCK!

>>1803002
Worse shit talk all major

>>1803002
and people say mouz has no aura lol

>>1803002
Man played with karrigan for years but didn't pick up any of his trash talk skills

>>1803001
2v8 Siuhy really brought them back on the T side in regulation with all his entries in mid

>>1803002
Why is this guy stalling now?

>>1803008
>Worse shit talk all major
he hasn't shit talked ever since stopping as igl

>trapped with an indefinite interminable amount of scrawnyrambling
this is what awaits after I die if I don't clean my act up and confess my sins

These two retarded NPCs fighting is actually getting kino

crazy how CS as a game can make people who have zero personalities in a match this nail biting
CounterStrike is just the greatest

>>1803014
>it's gonna be a long game...
I'd probably take a line as well

>>1803015
kek

>20min tech pause
yeah way to kill the hype, niggers

lol they killed all the hype

Fuck screamy and laundry, dogs

What we thonkin?

im going to fucking snap if they dont start playing again soon

>>1803015
now I'm scared

nice pause to kill the momentum, watch mouz just win 3 in a row

>>1803023
Would

>>1803023
trans

>>1803023
you just know she's gonna give ultimate the head of his life if they win

I missed the spirit navi game. Did hally do any of the double finger stuff while staring at chopper intensely?

>>1803020
>>1803021
>hype

time for schizo tech posting

>>1803023
i know an anal monster when i see one

LIQUID PLEASE I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE AND MY KIDNAPPERS JUST SAID THEY WILL BEHEAD ME IF YOU LOSE
PLEASE WIN I DONT WANNA DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

jewdiff

It's over

>>1803023
MY DRILLA

uh oh

i blame the tech pause

Ogre?

gulp

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>>1802917
>>1802917

WITH JEWS, YOU WIN
WITH CANKEKS, YOU SUCK
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Dang

ultimate really tried

twistz is such a retard how the fuck is he pushing like that

uh oh liquidsissies

always doubted

Add another Mirage choke to Liquid's tally

liquid WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Israel >>> EU

so
-naf +who?

lmfao na cs truly insane

why did twistzz leave faze

Hmm yes lets throw 2 match points what could go wrong.
Was there ever a fucking team in history of cs that threw match point then another one in OT and still won the map? I think i've never seen it, always same fucking story.

>>1803051
walking inaccuracy benefitting you for once

>>1803064
kyousuke

FREEDOM

who is he going to choose to murder?

game is over
shut the fuck up scrawnders

jks vindicated

Kill all TL players for letting ultimate down like that.

>1/4 final Liquid Liquid Perfect World Shanghai Major 2024
"..."

What was Siuhy thinking when shaking their hands?

>G2
>Major final map point against Vitality on Nuke
>Hunter in a 2v2 scenario against Zywoo
>he sneaks heaven with a deagle to kill Zywoo on hut and secure the 2v1 to win the major
Nik0 is forced to watch it.

>>1803064
zweih

>>1803066
contract renewal coincided with possible faze merger/buyout

i shat myself and missed that last bit of OT cleaning up

>>1803068
>ICANTCARRYHARDENOUGH

>>1803072
as a pole i know he will still blame himself and won't say shit, cuck country with cuck mentality, also 2 jews won in enemy team so its all good
in reality he should beg navi replace wonderful

Feels bad for ultimate. He really put in his all and then you got NAF and NertZ shitting the bed.

welp i hope faze pulls trough at least otherwise a will be greatly disappointed

>>1803077
“I should’ve taken more of nertz’s positions so he plays worse”

>>1803077
thinking?
not his strong suit. better igl won

>>1803068
>ultimate's ultimate wasn't enough

there's two good teams in the 1-2 bracket and they're facing each other?

>>1803077
>NA fucking SUCKS

Legacy - Lynn Vision kino tomorrow

>>1803092
liquid is EU not NA though

>>1803091
faze, vitality, g2, mouz, lynn, 3d

will faze beat mongolz?

they're changing max two players so who is gone? and who is added more than kyousuke?

>>1803095
sphinx racking up the kills like the IDF on Palestinian children and international journalists

>>1803091
who you got in that game?
I think legacy's looked a bit better, but the faze game was worrying

>>1803091
Tomorrow I am a Turk

>>1803099
b1t for kyxsan and NiKo moves to IGL

fuck me that's a thick accent

>>1803091
tomorrow i am a zionist

this is a pure faze general

WHO PLAYS WHO NEXT?

fucking hltv always so fucking slow

>>1803104
Fuck b0t. Teses is much better

yekindar vindicated

bad lighting or does brollan have jaundice?

>>1803108
>>1803091

>>1803100
don't quit your day job tryna make this comedy shit work unless you're jerman

>>1803113
holy shit 2 faze matches at the same time we cant stop winning #fazeup

>>1803112
>>1803113
thanks

>>1803113
FAZE ARE PLAYING TWICE
GOATBROS WE'RE EATAN

>>1803099
-magisk
-teses
-zonic
+b1t
+kyousuke
+kassad
total danedog benching and slavmaxxing to victory (dropping out in the group stage)

>>1803108
Just click "simulator"
https://www.hltv.org/events/7902/blasttv-austin-major-2025
here

>>1803099
Magisk and Teses hopefully

>>1803091
f0ze
v0tality
g0-2
m0uz
leg0cy
p0in

>>1803115
t. moshe

my predictions

>>1803113
s1mple+karrigan in one game and rain+frozen+elige in the other

>>1803116
>running 2 bo3 simultaneously
DA GOAT IS THAT GOOD
ZYWOO COULD NEVER EVER

virtus pro had the clearest opportunity to qualify for the play off and now they won't.

>>1803099
-kyxsan
-magisk
+niko igl
+kyousuke
+donk

>>1803091
mongolz
vitality
navi
mouz
legacy
3dmax

>>1803125
i can definitely see snax lifegame vs navi

>>1803128
they'll probably face some shit team in 2-2

>>1803132
i can't but i feel like it's been a while since b1t dropped a lifegame

>>1803091
rooting for faze
rooting for vitality
rooting for snax
rooting for brollan
rooting for screeching monkeys to go home
rooting for frogs

>>1803128
They're fine
>>1803133
Yep, they face G2 in almost all cases

3Dmax will dispose of pain quickly

>>1803137
Rooting for Mongolz
same
same
same
same
Rooting for monkeys

is this where ultimate got some notoriety or what? what the fuck is this game?

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2354571/natus-vincere-vs-ago-esl-pro-league-season-15

>>1803138
G2 or pain, no stress, faze only if some real fucked up results happen

>>1803141
I'm struggling to remember this Navi lineup.

first to 13 is a much better system than 16 i must admit that

simplebros.....

>>1803133
they could get lynn but pain would have to beat 3dmax and faze would have to beat mongolz (and lynn would obviously have to win their game)

>>1803144
it was when navi really needed to lose the russian flag on hltv

>>1803141
>headtr1ck
Nigga what?

>>1803091
Rooting for
FaZe
Vitality
G2
Aurora
Lynn
Pain

>>1803142
>faze only if some real fucked up results happen
yeah, that almost never happens

>>1803147
What's this shit?

>>1803141
welp, twistzz could definitely be a talent scout if being a stuck in the esports equivalent of elo hell ever gets old

>>1803148
in most situations they get something like pain or 3dmax

>>1803147
imagine a s1mple NTR doujin with zywoo as fat ugly bastard...

>>1803147
>4/10 women are judging men by the look

>>1803155
admit defeat to godwoo

>>1803153
We're in bo3 territory now, it's gonna require a lot of bullshit

>>1803158
yeah but i unironically think those teams could beat them
lynn is their best chance to qualify, imo

>>1803091
this is why we need reseeding with vrs ranking not the dogshit swiss system rating

>>1803160
the one in the middle is kinda qt

>>1803173
>molodoy go kill

What

>>1803174
>molodoy go k-
Apologize to the professor.

>>1803174
cope

>>1803124
but I say it out of concern for fellow antisemites
you have to actually make a good joke, else you make us look bad by association and drive people away, read late celine. "this jew kills like the idf" is not a funny joke in isolation, you're just presuming an audience primed to like it

>>1803184
trvke

>>1803144
>>1803150
headtr1ck was a sub for boombl4 who had covid

>>1803184
I have a good joke
What is the name of a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash

>>1803186
>>1803184
oy vey

>>1803189
I'm sorry you're not witty, but that's not anyone else's responsibility

why this nigga zywho got no gamesense?

>>1803196
based chadwoo just facing the opponents

zywho a good team merchant having his rep saved by ropz, getting mogged by donk?
say it ain't so </3

>>1803196
>be Zywoo
>win all your duels so people can only kill you from behind
>have higher % of ambush deaths
>be bot1x
>shoot at legs and lose most duels
>have fewer % of ambush deaths
makes sense

>>1803201
but the flat number is still 7th worst in the scene, not the percentage
it means he's getting caught off guard a ton

>>1803099
surely the only possible upgrade is b1t
he's pretty washed as of late but maybe he'll play better out of a stagnant Navi
jimi is another choker and the last thing they need

>>1803200
he's a sniper
also 1 save per half is so anecdotical holy shit. what kind of autism is that?

>>1803207
>anecdotical
where ya from, be honest

>>1803200
xertion's still underrated frfr

>>1803210
shut the fuck up disgusting autist.

>anecdotical
gonna start using this

>>1803213
no autism required, 0 native speakers have used "anecdotical" since like 1650, we use "anecdotal"
can you answer me, now that I was nice?

>hunter carrying G2 towards playoffs
best Kovac

>>1803200
>donk and ropz save
>zywoo and magixx have to be saved
Of course it's the twiggies who have to save the fatties.

>>1803181
>yuurih life games
FURIA real sleeper winning condition. Its like having a second KSCERATO on your team.

Reminder the finals will the FURIA x SPIRIT, get ready you fags.

Spirit will win sadly.

>>1803223
i was a hater until recently but this new furia feels like an actual threat
i thought yeki was fucking done but i guess he just needs an igl that he clicks with

>yekindar plays for...furia
>they're actually playing well
>yekindar is their best player
fuck I'm still in a coma

>>1803252
Just make sure to wake up before friday next week. That's when the real fun begins.

>>1803217
>>1803210
>>1803213
>>1803207

The likely native languages of an ESL learner who writes "anecdotical" instead of the correct "anecdotal" are **Romance languages**, particularly **Italian, Portuguese, or Spanish**. Here's why:

1. **Morphological Transfer**:
- In Romance languages like Italian (*aneddoto* *aneddotico*), Portuguese (*anecdota* *anedótico*), and Spanish (*anécdota* *anecdótico*), adjectives derived from nouns often use suffixes resembling **-ico/-ical** (e.g., Italian *-ico*, Portuguese/Spanish *-ico/-tico*). This pattern may lead learners to overgeneralize the **-ical** suffix in English.

2. **False Cognates**:
- Words like "anecdote" have cognates in Romance languages that pair with **-ical/-ico** adjectives. For example, Italian *aneddotico* or Spanish *anecdótico* directly mirror the incorrect "anecdotical."

3. **Common Error Patterns**:
- Studies on ESL errors show that Romance language speakers frequently confuse **-al** and **-ical** suffixes due to their native language's structure. For instance, "critical" (English) vs. Spanish *crítico* or French *critique* (*-ique* ≈ *-ical*).

4. **Contrast with Correct English**:
- English uses **-al** for many adjectives derived from nouns (e.g., *anecdote* *anecdotal*, *revelation* *revelational*), while **-ical** is rarer (e.g., *critic* *critical*). Romance speakers may default to **-ical** due to L1 influence.

**Other Possibilities**:
While less common, learners from other language families (e.g., Greek or Slavic languages) might also make this error, but the systematic use of **-ico/-ical** suffixes in Romance languages makes them the most likely source. Germanic language speakers (e.g., German, Dutch) are less prone to this mistake, as their adjective formation differs.
**Summary**:
It's a thirdie dog huezilian

I warned the 'gog about them

why the fuck is this general surprised that people are esl's when 90% of cs players are from eu?

>>1803266
this is a thirdie ESL not a white european (no, there are not meds on 'gog or 4chan in general), it IS a hue or hispanic

>>1803268
meds (medication, not the group of people)

Aura.

>>1803252
Wait until you see that Prime s1mple returned!
*shows only clips of him getting multi kills with his signature shaky flicks and hide the opponents*

>>1803278
if he was wearing something different and i didn't know who he was and someone told me he was a jewish billionaire, i'd believe it

https://x.com/liquid112/status/1933651783861350917
Kek

>>1803293
why are the replies on him? what do they want him to do go and grab nafs mouse and perform?
they arent going to build a better team without arab money

It's out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmGrHKFGTn8

cs players will never have this much aura

>>1803302
the more bts stuff i see, the harder i find it to hate s1mple
maybe he really has changed

ZywOo's ass crack auramogs that thing.

>>1803302
>well THATS unfortunate!
ohly fuck maui please tell elige to kys with his nerd ass frog voice

>>1803302
agp
>>1803307
agp

>>1803302
the simple fanboys in the comments are crazy

>>1803307
is that faker

>>1803282
what that's crazy talk

>>1803309
Yea he is great. What rain said in an interview is really true, that people call him toxic but rain just sees a guy that really wants to win. It's very apparent here when he's giving calls like he's in the game about to die.
Maybe he was never in a team that he could completely trust aside from NAVI 2021 or maybe playing for Falcons made him change a bit more but right now, he really seems like just a guy that wants to win really bad.

>>1803340
https://youtu.be/Q1HyhS7yUJs

>>1803361
there's a meaningful difference in being so passionate about winning that it bleeds into being toxic and being toxic because your personality is shit
s1imple has been both, but mostly the former especially later on
and obviously you should fix that shit in either case

>>1803337
how'd you know, the tattoo? it's 3 of em on the same team
>>1803312
he's joss whedon mindrotted, many older gen z are like this
imagine you playing a 2v2 covering him and he hits you with the "the terrorist is right behind me, isn't he?"

>>1803302
kino
i hope they go 3-2

>>1803391
it was a guess, all rook da same

>>1803359
>>1803381
he's going to leave liquid and immediately return to top 20 form (like everyone else who leaves liquid)

>>1803430
his top 20 form happened as soon as he joined liquid THOUGH

>>1803433
rng naf was goated
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/8520/naf?startDate=all&teamId=6211&rankingFilter=Top30

which one?

>>1803464
does it matter

>>1803469
wdym?

>>1803008
read nigga read
that's from proleague.

>>1803464
I'd go with the Falchion.

FaZe
G2
Vitality

Lynn Vision
3DMAX
Aurora

>>1803562
maybe he's a huge twistzz fan and he thinks that was actually hard, and all the banter this event has been worse

pain played second last yesterday but today they are playing as a first. Why

>>1803574
Because they are playing the boring matches they wanna get out of the way.

>>1803574
Racismo.

>>1803577
wouldn't it be better for viewership to have a good match at each time slot?

Remember when Lynn Vision "forfeited" to Tyloo so they would qualify?

>>1803582
Yeah and I'm cool with it. Gaming a broken system like VRS is fine.

>>1803583
So why did you cry about MRQs being gone?

>>1803584
I didn't.

>>1803585
Yes you did.

>>1803586
Nu-uh I didn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6BcvsnY9pw
HeavyGod's brother is nicknamed HeavyWeight and is where his name comes from.

>>1803583
how is the system broken?

>>1803588
Yuh huh

Liquid: +TaZ (coach)
What would you think of this move?

>>1803595
yes

>>1803595
Guys, take a deep breath, we need to start winning some rounds then we'll win.

>>1803598
As basic as that is it's already 100 times more inspiring than what comes out of Twistzz' or siuhy's mouths.

Feels kinda weird I need to preface this here but not Australian but I think the -JKS over naf was the worst decision they could've made to fix the team.

>>1803605
obviously with naf's current performance but not by last years
but it's not just that, they needed 2 na players to be classified as an na team by valve. but the rules are changing after the major so 2eu+2na counts as eu now.

>>1803614
Wouldn't have being 2 Asian been a better benefit for qualification?

>>1803617
but they wouldnt have 2 asians? either way, you need 3 asians to be classified as asia now.

>>1803619
JKS and Nertz would've made them the same s what Liquid were when they somehow counted as American coming into the major.

>>1803620
i guess it would've worked.
well naf was better until this year and he's been on liquid for 7 years.

>>1803614
In a 5 player team I think the majority (3) should be from a given region, but I guess the new change is a slight improvement

>>1803622
Not defending it either way but this discussion has made me realise how fucked this system is.
Hope Vitality pick up JKS for Mezii so they're an Asian team despite nobody being Asian.

>>1803624
so teams with a 2/2/1 split shouldn't be allowed to compete?

>>1803626
Splyce didn't compete yeah.

>>1803625
>Hope Vitality pick up JKS for Mezii so they're an Asian team
you need more asians than europeans for that

>>1803632
Sorry, my mind blanked and remembered when they had spinx on the team.

>>1803626
Yeah sure let's go with that, it isn't that hard finding 3 players of a given region in CS. Orgs are obsessed with these mixed toilet "super" international teams right now, I kinda miss the old era when 90% of teams were national

my guesses for todays results
would be funny if g2 beats navi though

>>1803626
2/2/1 teans should always be yurop

>>1803643
you're now classified as the region with the most spots in case of a tie. so eu > sa > na > asia.

>>1803644
sa and na are just americas

>>1803645
well for this major it was divided into these regions so actually there's even more regions.
seems this changes between majors?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wvnH2oFKXBU
>Talk to the hand, little boy!

>>1803647
Well how many majors can you remember having an oceania and asia qualifier?
Let alone 3 regions?

>>1803648
legacy still leads 2-1 in maps

>>1803650
you think I'd be cheering for faze if I cared about anything but playoffs results?
lol

>Honestly, I’m not sure, because I honestly don’t know if I’ll be on the team after this event. To me, it doesn’t really matter right now. We’ll just have to wait and see, NAF said when asked if he’s optimistic about the future.
>To me, it doesn’t really matter right now.

faze keeps releasing videos like this with broky...

https://youtu.be/9PIBW2PtuiQ

>>1803656
and in 6 months they'll start releasing them with s1mple
what's the issue?

Vitality and Navi should be clear, right?

>>1803681
if g2 can win over aurora they can win over navi

>>1803682
it was bo1 tho
Navi beat G2 with this current core like 4 times and they had m0nesy and Niko
if Navi as a prep heavy team that has a favorable matchup against this G2 loses in a bo3 it would be a disaster, i'd say they're a tier 2 team at that point

>>1803684
navi have been looking like shit on a downward spiral in '25
they SHOULD be able to take g2, but I hope they don't
it would just be too funny if they lost

>tournament favorite goes 0-2, barely beats a dogshit team in their first elimination match and goes out in the next one
Blast isn't going to reuse the stage 2 script right?

>>1803719
i think mouz wins sadly

CN nicknames:
>m0nesy: Sea Cucumber (homophone of baby goat in Chinese)
>Jame: Saving AWPer The Great
>sh1ro: Saving AWPer The Second
>s1mple: Fat Pig (not actually offensive)
>electronic: Tyrant (angriest IGL on the scene)
>Niko: Shrimp (Chinese phrase for a person with a weak character who easily falters in face of a challenge)
>karrigan: Elder Cousin (in Chinese lore, he and JW are two cousins because they're both 50% body fat)
>apEX: ZywOo's Music Kit
>ZywOo: Carry the World (direct translation from ZaiWu, a part of the "A honorable man can carry the world" proverb)
>ropz: Car Owner
>Biskela: Leonardo DiCaprio
>devve: Tom Cruise
>stabbi: The Snake and The Rat (chinese proverb, meaning that trash people tend to gravitate to each other)
>Twistzz: Barbershop Owner (good with headshots, crazy hairstyles)
>broky: Case God (broky's gambling addiction)
>mzinho: Fatty (not offensive)
>jks: Australian Spinbotter (referencing jks' inhuman ability to sense backstabs)

>>1803720
I'm not so sure senpai. If you're getting pushed into triple ot against Liquid you aren't making it against Aurora.

>>1803721
you just made that up

why was i warned, i was talking about how Iran (Liquid) would beat Israel (((MOUZ))), sadly it didn't happen
man these (((jannies)))

>>1803724
>Iran (Liquid)
You a stupid ass nigga

>>1803724
am I warned?

>>1803726
guess not
sucks to be >>1803724 lol

>>1803724
jannies are unironically jews on this board
you can spam pol off-topic shit about anything else

>rewatching the faze v legacy match
I want this s1mple and faze in every game

>>1803723
It's all true doe

>>1803724
>dumbass shitting the whole thread with racewar shit for 3 days
completely on topic moving on
>dumbass makes a joke about israel
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this is UNACCEPTABLE OFF TOPIC POST


they do it for free though

CS2 related because jannies have the accuracy of a 1250 MMR player

what is bro doing

>>1803744
he saw some booba

>>1803724
no one cares about your /pol/tard autism here.

it's up

https://youtu.be/TOGBbaBweTs

Why do polcels get so mad when they post about their shit instead and suffer the consequence instead of talking about CS?

fuck I'm still pissed at liquid for that throw, ultimate deserved that shit

hope faze doesn't fuck it up

>>1803744
Enjoying TexMex and getting HEAVIER

>>1803772
you cant even shit on niko for that 5v3 it was all monesys fault

>Bought 20 euros worth of CS20 cases in like 2022
>Now they're worth 20x
Sweet, I can basically buy all the games on my wishlist when they're on sale

>>1803794
It's a team fault but Teses and M0nesy are the main culprits.
The set up of a 5 person plant is simple and without peaking at all they would've won.
Niko is lucky by virtue of holding dark he should be one of the last interacted with.

>>1803794
Wasn't the only round they fucked up
Whole ream played like everyone spoke a different language. No cohesion every single game
Fuck i hate phoneposting

>>1803794
but it's nikos fault they didnt just straight up win without ot

>>1803794
Remeber when NiKo was completely useless before OT?

>>1803804
It's a major
That's just expected

man i am fucking stumped

>>1803806
Are both of these teams basically a group of nobodies?

>>1803806
If he hasn't lost his voice yet

>>1803809
Not anymore, but basically yes

NAF? more like FLY cause he's fucking dead

>>1803806
Did you bet on both? I don't get it

>>1803813
those are the odds and how much money has been put on each side
even the odds are even so i can't even do a cheeky one

>>1803806
i could see either team dominating the other

>>1803815
Alright. Never seen a betting aite like that
Makes sense that they're 50/50
Both perform way above expectations. I'd probably go with the chinks on this one tho

>Roaches x MOUZ and FAZE x Mongols at the same timeslot
Fuck off

>>1803819
it's the OG CSGOLounge but they replaced skins with actual money but you can still deposit skins for cash so it works the same
it's fun to fuck around with case money

>>1803821
yeah, that's a stupid fucking move

what if furia wins?

>>1803829
It means we are on the soul timeline

>>1803829
it would be a major loss for brazilian racism

i miss cobblestone

>>1803794
>teses and monesy fucked up in banana
>niko and magisk shouldn't have bunched up like that
>kyxan did nothing wrong
ultimately it doesn't matter, overanalyzing that round is pointless because they should've been 3-0 in that stage anyways
basically what I'm saying is behead zonic

>>1803847
>behead zonic
In that case I hear TaZ is looking for a new job as a coach.

>>1803821
>Roaches x MOUZ
I get it if you hatewatching but otherwise nobody cares about either of those 2.

G2 has a realistic chance of making playoffs today...

i hope either legacy or lynn makes playoffs
would be cool with a stage 1 shitter doing it

remember when aleksib went 1-14 on train?

>>1803865
No because I don't watch Navi matches.

>>1803866
cope

>>1803850
at least TaZ has something to say during pauses

>1803869
awful bait

>>1803869
truke

>>1803871
Hey guys, sorry new here, but I meant to respond to >>1803869

cant wait for faze to pick mongolz best maps once again

https://youtu.be/VmGrHKFGTn8?si=9AcrIZJKfmyzlH3Z&t=276
simple is so fucking good

>>1803723
ZywOo's one is true
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E5%8E%9A%E5%BE%B7%E8%BC%89%E7%89%A9#Chinese

FREYA MY LOVE YOU LOOK AMAZING TODAY

>>1803873
It's okay anon. Happens to the best of us.

>>1803884
Thanks friend.

>>1803873
don't worry Danny, you'll soon have a lot of free time to get familiar with 4channel

>>1803889
Thanks James, still learning how to use this subreddit but getting the hang of it haha, hopefully the missus doesn't find out about this place though.
Danny

not watching either of these two games

>nertz interview has like 60 deleted comments
kek

>>1803898
qui?

>>1803898
yeah i think everyone commented on this headline?

>>1803901
that's retarded tho, the team is american, it's like in motorsport

Mahone?

>>1803903
not really, people don't think faze is na.
but, yes, people think liquid is na since it sill has 2 na players.
people are still tired of jews though.

good looking or not?

>>1803903
And who owns America

>>1803908
Pretty good.

>>1803906
muslim fatigue makes me enjoy jews and the seeth they generate.

Gonna head out to cop some beer and snack for the FaZe and G2 kino.

>>1803913
no you're just jewish

>>1803914
i have a white monster and pringles+popcorn im so ready #FAZETHEFUCKUP

>>1803915
no I'm not, you terrorist lover.

>>1803881
i want those old woman hands on my shaft if you know what im saying

>>1803918
>terrorist lover
then i'd love jews

>>1803908
good combo, i like it

emilia yelling VAMOS CARALHO

lkmao

Start using aim trainers

ok, vitality should be investigated for match fixing

>>1803923
sounds like gamer broscience

>>1803926
it is but he's right

>>1803926
all science is broscience until it gets confirmed by a study

>>1803920
antisemite

NISSIM MORE LIKE PISSIM KEK LEMAO

I love Ring Bijon and I love the Chinese.

lynn are hacking
there is just no way they can win with their eyes closed

today I am brazilian mongoloid turk

Why are brazilians so good at handling banana?

>>1803944
where did it land?

gigabrain this round lmfaooo

damn LV are absolute dd2 demons

holy monkey rapist

i like to use this time to say that it's been almost 10 years since gloves dropped and most of them are ugly as shit both high tiers and low tiers also wear affects them too much so if you get them field tested or below they look like shit

AI generated questions

>>1803950
i hold the same opinion, i was never interested in getting any pair of gloves whatsoever

>>1803950
>it's been almost 10 years since gloves dropped

if you hate james banks you're just jealous he's tight with all the esports homies and you aren't
and don't call him a murderer

>>1803950
moto gloves look okay at higher floats, all other gloves get demolished from wear

>>1803910
Lumine is so cute

Z4krwoo

kino map

why did legacy beat vitality 13-3 and lynn vision beat legacy 13-2?

this map basically confirms that vitality was matchfixing right?

don't act like csgog didn't spend years undermining chinese cs

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
shootgun OP

>>1803950
:)

>>1803965
>chinks doing all this to give Auschad slots
lmao

>>1803950
>10 years
bullshit

>>1803971
i don't think so

justin k savage

>>1803950
the problem is that the gloves that look the most tasteful aren't that flashy like nocts, eclipse, smoke out, etc but what's the point to getting those if they're basically another flavour of vanilla
on the other hand the rest are too tacky (imperial plaid, snow leopard, vice, pandora) or straight up ugly as fuck (hand wraps and bh/bf/hydra gloves)
i think the problem is that compared to knifes where you can get a doppler skin on a low tier like huntsman or gut knife, specific skins are locked to specific types of gloves
tl:dr i don't like gloves
nor charms desu

>>1803974
>Auschads get their own region
Even better then.

>>1803965
https://youtu.be/PI5AeIBM5S0

>>1803972
november 28th 2016

>>1803950
Hmm, so it's that long since I last played the game. I think I'd like them though since I always felt worse with an ak as ct or m4 as a t especially in 1.6, it just felt wrong, that's not a problem when your hands look the same on both sides

>>1803970
which inspect server do you use?

>>1803982
What the fuck

legacy magic is over

>>1803984
connect vertigo.epidemic.gg
Generate skins from: https://cs2inspects.com/
There are multiple servers, the connect thingy just sends you to one.

>>1803970
Will Kukli get all finishes eventually?

>>1803959
Best girl was free

>>1803987
thanks
been using one where i always have high ping

>>1803988
I don't know, Classic Knife doesn't have them either so I think Kukri is fucked or trust the plan project 2032

>>1803950
here is my T side gloves

so we're getting new knifes, how long till new gloves drop?

>>1803986
>got into the Major by pure accident
>made their biggest sport rival (Argies) seethe
>eliminated the only Argie player too
>grinded from Stage 1 to Stage 3
>beat top 1 team and ended the 2nd biggest streak of all time
>moved up +20 VRS positions and will probably be eligible for some more LAN invites
they already won

i think these go with almost anything >>1803970 and these ones go with almost nothing >>1803992

>>1803997
Most likely after major Valve will surely drop some more "content" (skins) and we're definitely due for more gloves by now.
Problem is that gloves are purely made by Valve and aren't fed to them by their community serfs

>>1803950
>10 years

>>1804001
Then you haven't seen my Gaudi Gold themed loadout :)

>>1804004
these could go really well with jaguar or panthera onca

>>1803992
tried to do a low tier gloves + knife combo

3IQ MAX KWAB

So, anyone watching the games..?

>>1804007
not bad but if you're low on funds, rustmaxxing looks pretty good on a lot of things

>>1804011
yes and its sad i hate these teams

>>1804011
kinda

>>1804007
I like this a lot. Damascus Steel is underrated, really shiny but I do agree the texture does look a little off in CS2.
Unhinged gloves are goat for budget

should i get this guy? it seems like the best T skin to show off the inventory

>>1804010
except you buy the "dresses" from other people and can sell them at a profit when you're done if you wait long enough
>>1804011
real games waiting room

>>1804005
>Panthera Onca
This was my other option but I only really like it at super high wear when only the jaguar is visible. This cost massive overpay though
>>1804021
No, get "Number K" (condom head) he has the best sleeves on T side.

>>1804024
number K is really cool but i prefer no sleeves at all, so id buy this guy for CT side, i dont think theres any other CT without any sleeves

lol what are chinks doing

cashed out all my 2013-2015 era ibp holo skins

NAAAAAISSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

games are so boring niggas would rather talk about skins
faze is the only interesting team

>6:0 on ct
legacy already won this

bodyy you dumb fucking fraud

>>1804025
I had the same problem for CT. I now have the scuba guy but he's ugly and your gun clips through the breathing device.

>>1804027
kussy on the bussy

>>1804027
naisu

>>1804023
Whatever you say

navi mouz elimination game?

>>1804035
If you are somewhat clever with the way you spend your money on fabulous dresses for your little soldier you can get more money out of it than if you were to put it in your average ETF

Someone shut this monkey up, I will root against their entire nation because of one player at this point

kek hues

>>1804039
gringo seethe

>"pro" teams
>still don't know the fast boost to short

>>1804039
>He wasn't already aware that hues are obnoxious retards from /sp/ and /int/

>>1804041
Gringos will beat you later anyway, but nobody likes listening to a fire alarm tier player brother
>>1804043
I found vuvuzelas more pleasant than this man's voice

What is that ape even trying to achieve? Literally everyone watching this finds him annoying as fuck.
You have a miracle run and you use it to get the entire CS crowd against you, why?

>fatigan screaming le good
>chadmau screaming le bad

>>1804047
NAAAAAAAAAAAIS

NAIIIIIIIS GUYS NAIIIIIIISI NAAAAAAAAAAAAAISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEWOOOOO

>>1804049
Fatigan screams after some pivotal round

BASED

>>1804049
One has funny banter, with maybe ambulance gimmick once per map. And one screams like a gorilla in heat after every single round

I just stumbled upon Niko's Wikipedia entry

>NiKo is also known to be the best professional CS player to have never won a major despite appearing in 15 of them.

>Faze Clan fell just short at the finals in ELEAGUE Major: Boston 2018, choking a 15-11 lead in map 3 to the home region team Cloud9. The Major finals is widely acknowledged as the best professional matches of CS:GO ever played by the community.[12][13]

>After choking another grand finals at IEM Katowice 2018 to Fnatic, FaZe entered another lull.

>NiKo led G2 to the grand finals of the PGL Major Stockholm 2021 but lost to a dominant Na'Vi team. The grand finals also featured the infamous NiKo whiff on s1mple at Nuke in map 2,[17] which ultimately Na'Vi won to lift the major trophy.

>NiKo and G2 qualified for the 2023 Blast.tv Paris Major 2023 through the RMR into the Challengers stage, where they would qualify for Legends stage following a 3-0 run in the Challengers Stage. NiKo and G2 would go on to be eliminated in the Legends stage by Fnatic in a 1-2 elimination game, thus ensuring NiKo would never win a CSGO major.

>During the semifinal clash against Vitality, NiKo made headlines by smashing a hole in the table after failing to convert a 1v5 clutch attempt.[35]

Get the game over quick guys. I'm waiting for FaZe.

>>1804047
>Literally everyone watching this finds him annoying as fuck.
that's the point
he doesn't gaf about the audience, it's psychological warfare against his opponents

>Is le bad guy
>actually wins
Holy crap!

the screaming monkey is genuinely goated

chinks are fucking trolling now, how the fuck am i supposed to cheer for them if they die like this, faceit lvl 3 ahh gameplay

>>1804064
Emiliaqaq is level 6 thoughever

It is funny that the chat gets madder at the screaming and shittalking than the players seem to get.