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Anonymous No.1802746
/magog/ /cs2g/ /csgog/ - Counter-Strike Esports Discussion
double goat edition
Anonymous No.1802750
sad for roland
Anonymous No.1802752
bring them back
Anonymous No.1802753
Early for MOUZGODS
Anonymous No.1802754
NAFSISSIES!!???
Anonymous No.1802755
myniggas are going to lose...
it's over
Anonymous No.1802756
>molly ticket
about fucking time...
Anonymous No.1802757 >>1802764 >>1802770 >>1802771 >>1802776 >>1802777 >>1802780 >>1802793 >>1802796
Who are we rooting for in this major, bros?
Anonymous No.1802758
they learn their place
Anonymous No.1802763
Holy based ultimate that jew fuck was so sure he had won that round.
Anonymous No.1802764 >>1802783
>>1802757
G2 and FaZe
Anonymous No.1802765
alright what did they fed ultimate today? how much amphetamines did he recieve today?

i love that guy man
Anonymous No.1802766
This slavnegro is legit having the best game of his life. If he stops they lose.
Anonymous No.1802767
Bro Liquid have been playing fixed positions every fucking round. If I was on Mouz I'd pound B every round till they moved NAF around. And then I'd pound wherever he went next. It's like playing where's the coach except this time NAF is the coach.
Anonymous No.1802768
s0mp0l has 0 real major trophy and has 0 real hltv #1
Anonymous No.1802769
they're called team liquid cause they always spill their glass
Anonymous No.1802770
>>1802757
We are rooting for total mouz defeat
Anonymous No.1802771
>>1802757
vitality
Anonymous No.1802772 >>1802775
nemiggas...
Anonymous No.1802774 >>1802779 >>1802788
bye ziggers
Anonymous No.1802775
>>1802772
both teams has zero chance of going 3-2 anyway
Anonymous No.1802776
>>1802757
G2 and Mouz and maybe Legacy
Anonymous No.1802777
>>1802757
TL Lynn Vision Legacy Nemiga G2
Anonymous No.1802779
>>1802774
reddit seething
Anonymous No.1802780
>>1802757
yeki
Anonymous No.1802782
HOLD ME MAGOG BROS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD ME
Anonymous No.1802783
>>1802764
this
Anonymous No.1802784
im so sorry myniggas but i had to do it for the pick'ems
Anonymous No.1802785
Twistzz finally showing up
Anonymous No.1802786
Holy shit. It's happening
Anonymous No.1802787 >>1802798 >>1802802 >>1802808
>falcons out
>mouz out
I CANNOT BELIEVE Vitality are going to get a free path to the major trophy, AGAIN
Anonymous No.1802788
>>1802774
ZIEG HEIL
Anonymous No.1802789 >>1802799
Anonymous No.1802791
it's going to be navi vs vita
Anonymous No.1802792
SIUHY DOUBTERS WHERE YOU AT NOW?
Anonymous No.1802793
>>1802757
FaZe main team
G2 secondary team
Mongolz, Liquid hoping they make it to playoffs
Anonymous No.1802795
Anonymous No.1802796
>>1802757
LIQUID! LIQUID! LIQUID!
Anonymous No.1802797 >>1802801 >>1802805
>NUMBER 2 team in the world is almost out
>NUMBER 3 team got eliminated last week
Anonymous No.1802798
>>1802787
>I CANNOT BELIEVE Vitality are going to get a free path to the major trophy
what the hell does mouz being out have to do with that?
Anonymous No.1802799
>>1802789
Anonymous No.1802800
Does valorant rig their tournaments for thirdie views like valve does with meme bo1s?
Anonymous No.1802801
>>1802797
Number 1 soon
Anonymous No.1802802 >>1802822
>>1802787
spirit are gonna toggle, don't worry
Anonymous No.1802803
Come on NertZ you needed that
Anonymous No.1802804
nertz literally threw that actual matchfixing
Anonymous No.1802805
>>1802797
Falcon is #4 now
Anonymous No.1802806 >>1802810
why are they reusing the paris script
Anonymous No.1802807
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
THEY ARE NOT DONE YET
JEWISH TRICKERY IS STILL IN
Anonymous No.1802808
>>1802787
this just shows vitality's opposition was trash all this time and vitality won't win
Anonymous No.1802809
kek niggas really seething about v0tality unprompted
Anonymous No.1802810
>>1802806
if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Anonymous No.1802811
:3
Anonymous No.1802812
SHIT
Anonymous No.1802813
SHUT THE FUCK UP SCRAWNY
Anonymous No.1802814
LIQUID HOW
Anonymous No.1802815
LIQUID LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.1802816
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.1802817
....
Anonymous No.1802818
bros..
Anonymous No.1802819
liquid is finished
Anonymous No.1802821
SOMEONE FUCKIGN KILL SCRAWNY RIGHT NOW
Anonymous No.1802822
>>1802802
like we havent seen since 2024 kato
Anonymous No.1802823
HUGE TORSZI BALLS HERE

HERE WE GO AGAIN
Anonymous No.1802824
MOUZ CINEMA MOUZ CINEMA MOUZ CINEMA MOUZ CINEMA MOUZ CINEMA
Anonymous No.1802825
That was a free site
Anonymous No.1802826 >>1802833 >>1802836 >>1802837
why does the mouz coach look a bit downy
Anonymous No.1802827 >>1802834
can they fucking stop throwing
every time the team that loses match point 2 or 3 times in OT eventually just loses
Anonymous No.1802828
yeah it's over, liquid's mental is shattered after this one
Anonymous No.1802829
Mouz are gonna fuck Liquid here and then make a comeback and win the major. SCREENCAP THIS
Anonymous No.1802830 >>1802838 >>1802845
who are we rooting for? besides spirit and VP (slavs are canonically our /vg/ian guys)
Anonymous No.1802831
Liquid please please please....
Anonymous No.1802833 >>1802839
>>1802826
>Danish
Anonymous No.1802834
>>1802827
nertz is an undercover agent sadly
Anonymous No.1802835
NEVER DOUBT THE LIQUID CHOKE
2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT
Anonymous No.1802836
>>1802826
he looks evil
that villain who looks innocent like a baby but is actually twisted
Anonymous No.1802837
>>1802826
>a bit
Anonymous No.1802838
>>1802830
Lynn Vision
Anonymous No.1802839
>>1802833
ahh that makes sense
thank you anon
Anonymous No.1802841
STOP FUCKING BLUEBALLING ME LIQUID I BEG YOU
Anonymous No.1802843
that round was pure sex from liquid
Anonymous No.1802844
How does Liquid have so many iconic chokes on Mirage
Anonymous No.1802845 >>1802851
>>1802830
Legacy because i want to see thorin's head explode from pure seeth
Anonymous No.1802846
I want mouz out unironically. I just fucking hate their fucking faces. (It has nothing to do with half the team being jewish)
Anonymous No.1802847 >>1802849
These overtimes are literally falcons scenario. Nice script reusing
Anonymous No.1802848
liquid, please
DO. NOT. CHOKE.
Anonymous No.1802849
>>1802847
if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Anonymous No.1802850
brollan you fucking idiot
Anonymous No.1802851
>>1802845
t. joao
Anonymous No.1802852 >>1802854 >>1802867 >>1802872
viewership status?
Anonymous No.1802853 >>1802860
the ultimate carry is so fucking insane, he can't lose with this, it would be so unfair
Anonymous No.1802854
>>1802852
BIG
Anonymous No.1802855 >>1802859
ultimate vs torzsi who can do the better s1mple impression
Anonymous No.1802856 >>1802861
did argies really think it would be easy for chicanos like them to get a visa to AMERICA? what a colossal fuck up lol
Anonymous No.1802859
>>1802855
aka baiting?
Anonymous No.1802860
>>1802853
but but statcels told me he is only 1.10 rated in tier 3 or something, this can't be happening
Anonymous No.1802861
>>1802856
>did argies really think
no
Anonymous No.1802862
DUMB NIGGER PLAY FOR TIME
Anonymous No.1802863
FUCK
Anonymous No.1802864
GOATLLAN
Anonymous No.1802865 >>1802868
i fucking cant handle this game just win liquid i beg you
Anonymous No.1802866
DAYUM
Anonymous No.1802867 >>1802891
>>1802852
Is it lower compared to previous majors?
Anonymous No.1802868 >>1802873
>>1802865
liquidsissy getting overstimulated
Anonymous No.1802869
jew diff
Anonymous No.1802870 >>1802874
ultimate is about to hit 40 kills, wish i watched this entire map
Anonymous No.1802871 >>1802897
this games great but please liquid just dont choke
Anonymous No.1802872
>>1802852
6 millions
Anonymous No.1802873
>>1802868
more like mouz hater
Anonymous No.1802874
>>1802870
Most of those frags were from sissyawping from ticket.
Anonymous No.1802875
holy ultimate
Anonymous No.1802876
S1MPLE WHO????
Anonymous No.1802878
god i hate naf
Anonymous No.1802879
ultimate is goated
Anonymous No.1802880
Holy fuck ultimate's trying like he's saving his family from death
Anonymous No.1802881
lets go for another overtime so ultimate can hit 50
Anonymous No.1802882
>talk shit about roland
>he drops a 40 bomb
Anonymous No.1802883
he is cheating right?
Anonymous No.1802884
WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCK NAFNIGGER
Anonymous No.1802885
GG, mouz won
Anonymous No.1802886
Ultimate deserves to win this fuck me
Anonymous No.1802887
xertion walling unfortunately
Anonymous No.1802888
fuck off NAF jesus christ
Anonymous No.1802889
STOP WASTING ULTIMATE'S LIFE GAME
Anonymous No.1802890
i cant be hyped anymore
liquid threw this so fucking hard its hard to watch it anymore
Anonymous No.1802891
>>1802867
pre-playoffs and we're at 150kish more average viewers than shanghai, tons of games already outperforming every non-playoffs game and most of shanghai's playoffs
but a lot of that is down to china being a dogshit timezone for eu and na
Anonymous No.1802892 >>1802902
im so fucking furious actually, 3 match points choked into a loss, every fucking time same disappointment
Anonymous No.1802893 >>1802902
ultimate should have the right to kill one of his teamates after this match ffs
Anonymous No.1802895
they cant even afford an awp for ultimate next round...
Anonymous No.1802896 >>1802906
is naf retarded?
Anonymous No.1802897
>>1802871
>please water dont be wet
Anonymous No.1802898
OT 3 please
Anonymous No.1802899
liquidbros.....
Anonymous No.1802900
liquid can't win a single bo3 even with ultimate having the best map of his career kek, just disband
Anonymous No.1802901
>l0qu0dn0ggas really thought they wouldn't choke away an important mirage game where they had it locked up
are you newfag siuhy fans or what
Anonymous No.1802902
>>1802893
>>1802892
i've been saying for months that NAF has to go, he's been playing like shit for a year now, legit worse rated than fucking siuhy
Anonymous No.1802903
BO3 is a coin flip mickey mouse format
Anonymous No.1802905
IT'S DEROVER
Anonymous No.1802906
>>1802896
hes just nonchalant man... you wouldnt get it
Anonymous No.1802907 >>1802930
you can just see the excitement dripping off him when he has to clutch
Anonymous No.1802908
nertz throwing for the israeli team
5th column
Anonymous No.1802909 >>1802923
Fuck you NAF
Fuck you NertZ
Fuck you Twistzz
Fuck you siuhy
You useless fucks can't win a single round for ultimate. Literally just one.
Anonymous No.1802910
naf with the world on his shoulders at this moment
Anonymous No.1802911 >>1802928
is the average skill in the game decreasing or am i getting better? im a faceit lvl8 shitter and i was stuck in lvl 6/7 for a week or two and it was genuinely harder than right now? i feel like im playing with and against total retards but at the same time not really getting better, i dont even know the fucking recoil patters on nades and rely purely on aim
Anonymous No.1802912
reminder to subtract ~200-300k from max view counts because those come from brazil
Anonymous No.1802913
Kinooooooo
Anonymous No.1802914
ONE MORE
Anonymous No.1802915
OHNONONOONONONONONONONOONO MOUZNIGGERS
Anonymous No.1802916
nice call brollan fucking faggot
Anonymous No.1802917 >>1803047 >>1803047 >>1803047
Nice scrtipt. It's 22-20 btw.
Anonymous No.1802918
im bout to cry
Anonymous No.1802919
We are back
Anonymous No.1802920
ANOTHER ONE
Anonymous No.1802921
im tired boss
Anonymous No.1802922
HAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.1802923 >>1802934
>>1802909
they just did lil bro
Anonymous No.1802924
I'm watching just to see how the losing team reacts
Anonymous No.1802925
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Anonymous No.1802926
KIIIIIINOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.1802928 >>1802941
>>1802911
no one's playing cs anymore
Anonymous No.1802929
Anonymous No.1802930
3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT
>>1802907
reunite him with his autistic bro
pundits saying "they have too much overlap" had no idea how bad it could get
Anonymous No.1802931
Anonymous No.1802932
mouz have been absolutely retarded this whole game
it's actually impressive that liquid hasn't managed to win yet
Anonymous No.1802933
>buys scout on last round instead of mp9 or some shit
based sniper
Anonymous No.1802934
>>1802923
Thankfully they heard me.
Anonymous No.1802935
MOSSAD PLEASE
Anonymous No.1802936
yeah we're playing till morning
Anonymous No.1802937
Literally Falcons' script. Same amount of OTs
Anonymous No.1802938
NAF-FLY IS A PAID ACTOR BY THE STATE OF ISRAEL TO COMMIT A FALSE FLAG ATTACK SO (((MOUZ))) CAN ADVANCE TO THE NEXT ROUND
Anonymous No.1802939 >>1802945 >>1802948
50 bomb surely
Anonymous No.1802941
>>1802928
makes sense i guess but i never thought it would be this bad
Anonymous No.1802942 >>1802951 >>1802952
>both teams have jews
>match full of duplicity and subversion
hmmm
Anonymous No.1802943
Free untradeable kill and then Liquid fuck it up
Anonymous No.1802944
>xershit choking under pressure once again
Anonymous No.1802945
>>1802939
not if his entire team dies around him every round
Anonymous No.1802946
they avoid goatimate...
Anonymous No.1802947
What the fuck did I just witness in connector?
Anonymous No.1802948
>>1802939
yes but they'll still lose because poohy is the worse igl
Anonymous No.1802949
AaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.1802950
don't let ultimate leave A site ever again, everything is crumbling without him there
Anonymous No.1802951 >>1802955
>>1802942
>duplicity and subversion
it's choking and retardation
they play worse than most of the stage3 teams
Anonymous No.1802952
>>1802942
>30% of the players are jews
>high stakes kino game with lots of twists and turns
they run the entertainment industries for a reason
Anonymous No.1802954 >>1802961 >>1802962 >>1802983
how long should it take to go from lvl 3 to lvl 10 on faceit?
Anonymous No.1802955
>>1802951
stage1*
Anonymous No.1802956 >>1802964 >>1802966
he's just a ticket merchant
Anonymous No.1802960 >>1802967
at first I didn't care, then I was excited now I'm just tired.
Anonymous No.1802961 >>1802963
>>1802954
2 years of grinding
shorter if you have a stack
Anonymous No.1802962
>>1802954
1-2 years at least
Anonymous No.1802963
>>1802961
please a serious answer
Anonymous No.1802964 >>1802976
>>1802956
classic gold nova archetype
Anonymous No.1802965
LIQUID PLEASE I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE AND THE MY KIDNAPPERS JUST SAID THAT THEY WILL BEHEAD ME IF YOU LOSE
PLEASE WIN I DONT WANA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
Anonymous No.1802966 >>1802971
>>1802956
jews fear the ticket booth
Anonymous No.1802967
>>1802960
Pretty much, both teams deserve to be eliminated anyway
Anonymous No.1802969 >>1802974 >>1802977
FIRE THE FUCKING OBSERVER RIGHT NOW
Anonymous No.1802970 >>1802985
this game is never going to end
Anonymous No.1802971
>>1802966
lmao
Anonymous No.1802973 >>1802981
what the fuck can that liquid coach write in his book
Anonymous No.1802974 >>1802978
>>1802969
pause the match to behead this motherfucker live between their desks
Anonymous No.1802975
scrawny needs to chill out man
Anonymous No.1802976
>>1802964
what other archetypes do we have in cs?
Anonymous No.1802977 >>1802984
>>1802969
You are free to spectate yourself
Anonymous No.1802978
>>1802974
blast just has nepohire observers
Anonymous No.1802979
dubs and we are all in purgatory and this match never ends
Anonymous No.1802980 >>1802997
>tech pause
It's over, Spinx going to start spinning.
Anonymous No.1802981
>>1802973
choke bingo
Anonymous No.1802982 >>1802991 >>1803001
is this really the level of counterstrike people get hype for now....
Anonymous No.1802983 >>1802988
>>1802954
if you're actually level 3 skill wise you're never going to be level 10
if you're just level 3 elo thats like 1-2 months of light at a respectable 55% wr
Anonymous No.1802984
>>1802977
if you don't get your hybrid ev ass back on the controls right now, imma whoop that fat ass
Anonymous No.1802985 >>1802990
>>1802970
I wouldn't mind a new cs2 record for OTs
at least something worthwhile would come out of this boring shitter match
Anonymous No.1802986
LIQUID PLEASE I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE AND MY KIDNAPPERS JUST SAID THEY WILL BEHEAD ME IF YOU LOSE
PLEASE WIN I DONT WANNA DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.1802988
>>1802983
light play*
Anonymous No.1802990
>>1802985
If it actually was a new record it would be incredibly exhausting for everyone involved
Anonymous No.1802991 >>1802996
>>1802982
its the trash vs trash and the best vs the best that brings the most exciting games
thats why faze is exciting every game because they are both the worst and the best
Anonymous No.1802992 >>1802994 >>1802998
Why is he still on the team? Is this like Canadian privilege or some shit?
Anonymous No.1802994
>>1802992
he's ceo's cousin
Anonymous No.1802996
>>1802991
faze are like alcaraz, they can make any match fun
Anonymous No.1802997
>>1802980
it's a fake techie from twistzz thoughever
Anonymous No.1802998
>>1802992
So TL could keep its NA spot and he's Twistzz's best friend
Anonymous No.1803001 >>1803011
>>1802982
>one player 1v9ing to not get eliminated 0-3
How can that not be hype?
Anonymous No.1803002 >>1803004 >>1803006 >>1803007 >>1803008 >>1803009 >>1803010 >>1803012
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749852300110159.mp4
Anonymous No.1803004
>>1803002
this fag is 100% a bottom
Anonymous No.1803006
>>1803002
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh i cant watch it i cant i cant
Anonymous No.1803007
>>1803002
>HEY
>GUYS... YOU HEAR ME? *voice crack*
>YEAH.. YOU SUCK!
Anonymous No.1803008 >>1803013 >>1803562
>>1803002
Worse shit talk all major
Anonymous No.1803009
>>1803002
and people say mouz has no aura lol
Anonymous No.1803010
>>1803002
Man played with karrigan for years but didn't pick up any of his trash talk skills
Anonymous No.1803011
>>1803001
2v8 Siuhy really brought them back on the T side in regulation with all his entries in mid
Anonymous No.1803012
>>1803002
Why is this guy stalling now?
Anonymous No.1803013
>>1803008
>Worse shit talk all major
he hasn't shit talked ever since stopping as igl
Anonymous No.1803014 >>1803018
Anonymous No.1803015 >>1803019 >>1803025
>trapped with an indefinite interminable amount of scrawnyrambling
this is what awaits after I die if I don't clean my act up and confess my sins
Anonymous No.1803016
These two retarded NPCs fighting is actually getting kino

crazy how CS as a game can make people who have zero personalities in a match this nail biting
CounterStrike is just the greatest
Anonymous No.1803018
>>1803014
>it's gonna be a long game...
I'd probably take a line as well
Anonymous No.1803019
>>1803015
kek
Anonymous No.1803020 >>1803031
>20min tech pause
yeah way to kill the hype, niggers
Anonymous No.1803021 >>1803031
lol they killed all the hype
Anonymous No.1803022
Fuck screamy and laundry, dogs
Anonymous No.1803023 >>1803027 >>1803028 >>1803029 >>1803035 >>1803039
What we thonkin?
Anonymous No.1803024
im going to fucking snap if they dont start playing again soon
Anonymous No.1803025
>>1803015
now I'm scared
Anonymous No.1803026
nice pause to kill the momentum, watch mouz just win 3 in a row
Anonymous No.1803027
>>1803023
Would
Anonymous No.1803028
>>1803023
trans
Anonymous No.1803029
>>1803023
you just know she's gonna give ultimate the head of his life if they win
Anonymous No.1803030
I missed the spirit navi game. Did hally do any of the double finger stuff while staring at chopper intensely?
Anonymous No.1803031
>>1803020
>>1803021
>hype
Anonymous No.1803033
time for schizo tech posting
Anonymous No.1803035
>>1803023
i know an anal monster when i see one
Anonymous No.1803036
LIQUID PLEASE I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE AND MY KIDNAPPERS JUST SAID THEY WILL BEHEAD ME IF YOU LOSE
PLEASE WIN I DONT WANNA DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.1803037
jewdiff
Anonymous No.1803038
It's over
Anonymous No.1803039
>>1803023
MY DRILLA
Anonymous No.1803040
uh oh
Anonymous No.1803042
i blame the tech pause
Anonymous No.1803043
Ogre?
Anonymous No.1803044
gulp
Anonymous No.1803047
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>>1802917
>>1802917
Anonymous No.1803051 >>1803069
>skill based game
Anonymous No.1803053
WITH JEWS, YOU WIN
WITH CANKEKS, YOU SUCK
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Anonymous No.1803054
Dang
Anonymous No.1803055
ultimate really tried
Anonymous No.1803056
twistz is such a retard how the fuck is he pushing like that
Anonymous No.1803057
uh oh liquidsissies
Anonymous No.1803058
always doubted
Anonymous No.1803060
Add another Mirage choke to Liquid's tally
Anonymous No.1803061
Anonymous No.1803062
liquid WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Anonymous No.1803063
Israel >>> EU
Anonymous No.1803064 >>1803070 >>1803079
so
-naf +who?
Anonymous No.1803065
lmfao na cs truly insane
Anonymous No.1803066 >>1803080
why did twistzz leave faze
Anonymous No.1803067
Hmm yes lets throw 2 match points what could go wrong.
Was there ever a fucking team in history of cs that threw match point then another one in OT and still won the map? I think i've never seen it, always same fucking story.
Anonymous No.1803068 >>1803083 >>1803090
Anonymous No.1803069
>>1803051
walking inaccuracy benefitting you for once
Anonymous No.1803070
>>1803064
kyousuke
Anonymous No.1803071
FREEDOM
Anonymous No.1803072 >>1803084
who is he going to choose to murder?
Anonymous No.1803073
game is over
shut the fuck up scrawnders
Anonymous No.1803074
jks vindicated
Anonymous No.1803075
Kill all TL players for letting ultimate down like that.
Anonymous No.1803076
>1/4 final Liquid Liquid Perfect World Shanghai Major 2024
"..."
Anonymous No.1803077 >>1803087 >>1803088 >>1803092
What was Siuhy thinking when shaking their hands?
Anonymous No.1803078
>G2
>Major final map point against Vitality on Nuke
>Hunter in a 2v2 scenario against Zywoo
>he sneaks heaven with a deagle to kill Zywoo on hut and secure the 2v1 to win the major
Nik0 is forced to watch it.
Anonymous No.1803079
>>1803064
zweih
Anonymous No.1803080
>>1803066
contract renewal coincided with possible faze merger/buyout
Anonymous No.1803081
i shat myself and missed that last bit of OT cleaning up
Anonymous No.1803083
>>1803068
>ICANTCARRYHARDENOUGH
Anonymous No.1803084
>>1803072
as a pole i know he will still blame himself and won't say shit, cuck country with cuck mentality, also 2 jews won in enemy team so its all good
in reality he should beg navi replace wonderful
Anonymous No.1803085
Feels bad for ultimate. He really put in his all and then you got NAF and NertZ shitting the bed.
Anonymous No.1803086
welp i hope faze pulls trough at least otherwise a will be greatly disappointed
Anonymous No.1803087
>>1803077
“I should’ve taken more of nertz’s positions so he plays worse”
Anonymous No.1803088
>>1803077
thinking?
not his strong suit. better igl won
Anonymous No.1803090
>>1803068
>ultimate's ultimate wasn't enough
Anonymous No.1803091 >>1803097 >>1803101 >>1803102 >>1803106 >>1803112 >>1803123 >>1803130 >>1803137 >>1803152 >>1803168
there's two good teams in the 1-2 bracket and they're facing each other?
Anonymous No.1803092 >>1803094
>>1803077
>NA fucking SUCKS
Anonymous No.1803093
Legacy - Lynn Vision kino tomorrow
Anonymous No.1803094
>>1803092
liquid is EU not NA though
Anonymous No.1803095 >>1803100
Anonymous No.1803097
>>1803091
faze, vitality, g2, mouz, lynn, 3d
Anonymous No.1803098
will faze beat mongolz?
Anonymous No.1803099 >>1803104 >>1803119 >>1803122 >>1803129 >>1803205
they're changing max two players so who is gone? and who is added more than kyousuke?
Anonymous No.1803100 >>1803115
>>1803095
sphinx racking up the kills like the IDF on Palestinian children and international journalists
Anonymous No.1803101
>>1803091
who you got in that game?
I think legacy's looked a bit better, but the faze game was worrying
Anonymous No.1803102
>>1803091
Tomorrow I am a Turk
Anonymous No.1803104 >>1803109
>>1803099
b1t for kyxsan and NiKo moves to IGL
Anonymous No.1803105
fuck me that's a thick accent
Anonymous No.1803106
>>1803091
tomorrow i am a zionist
Anonymous No.1803107
this is a pure faze general
Anonymous No.1803108 >>1803112 >>1803113 >>1803121
WHO PLAYS WHO NEXT?

fucking hltv always so fucking slow
Anonymous No.1803109
>>1803104
Fuck b0t. Teses is much better
Anonymous No.1803110
yekindar vindicated
Anonymous No.1803111
bad lighting or does brollan have jaundice?
Anonymous No.1803112 >>1803117
>>1803108
>>1803091
Anonymous No.1803113 >>1803116 >>1803117 >>1803118 >>1803126
>>1803108
Anonymous No.1803115 >>1803124
>>1803100
don't quit your day job tryna make this comedy shit work unless you're jerman
Anonymous No.1803116 >>1803127
>>1803113
holy shit 2 faze matches at the same time we cant stop winning #fazeup
Anonymous No.1803117
>>1803112
>>1803113
thanks
Anonymous No.1803118
>>1803113
FAZE ARE PLAYING TWICE
GOATBROS WE'RE EATAN
Anonymous No.1803119
>>1803099
-magisk
-teses
-zonic
+b1t
+kyousuke
+kassad
total danedog benching and slavmaxxing to victory (dropping out in the group stage)
Anonymous No.1803121
>>1803108
Just click "simulator"
https://www.hltv.org/events/7902/blasttv-austin-major-2025
here
Anonymous No.1803122
>>1803099
Magisk and Teses hopefully
Anonymous No.1803123
>>1803091
f0ze
v0tality
g0-2
m0uz
leg0cy
p0in
Anonymous No.1803124 >>1803184
>>1803115
t. moshe
Anonymous No.1803125 >>1803132
my predictions
Anonymous No.1803126
>>1803113
s1mple+karrigan in one game and rain+frozen+elige in the other
Anonymous No.1803127
>>1803116
>running 2 bo3 simultaneously
DA GOAT IS THAT GOOD
ZYWOO COULD NEVER EVER
Anonymous No.1803128 >>1803133 >>1803138
virtus pro had the clearest opportunity to qualify for the play off and now they won't.
Anonymous No.1803129
>>1803099
-kyxsan
-magisk
+niko igl
+kyousuke
+donk
Anonymous No.1803130
>>1803091
mongolz
vitality
navi
mouz
legacy
3dmax
Anonymous No.1803132 >>1803134
>>1803125
i can definitely see snax lifegame vs navi
Anonymous No.1803133 >>1803138 >>1803148
>>1803128
they'll probably face some shit team in 2-2
Anonymous No.1803134
>>1803132
i can't but i feel like it's been a while since b1t dropped a lifegame
Anonymous No.1803136
Anonymous No.1803137 >>1803140
>>1803091
rooting for faze
rooting for vitality
rooting for snax
rooting for brollan
rooting for screeching monkeys to go home
rooting for frogs
Anonymous No.1803138 >>1803142
>>1803128
They're fine
>>1803133
Yep, they face G2 in almost all cases
Anonymous No.1803139
3Dmax will dispose of pain quickly
Anonymous No.1803140
>>1803137
Rooting for Mongolz
same
same
same
same
Rooting for monkeys
Anonymous No.1803141 >>1803144 >>1803150 >>1803157
is this where ultimate got some notoriety or what? what the fuck is this game?

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2354571/natus-vincere-vs-ago-esl-pro-league-season-15
Anonymous No.1803142 >>1803153
>>1803138
G2 or pain, no stress, faze only if some real fucked up results happen
Anonymous No.1803144 >>1803149 >>1803188
>>1803141
I'm struggling to remember this Navi lineup.
Anonymous No.1803145
first to 13 is a much better system than 16 i must admit that
Anonymous No.1803147 >>1803155 >>1803159 >>1803160
simplebros.....
Anonymous No.1803148 >>1803158
>>1803133
they could get lynn but pain would have to beat 3dmax and faze would have to beat mongolz (and lynn would obviously have to win their game)
Anonymous No.1803149
>>1803144
it was when navi really needed to lose the russian flag on hltv
Anonymous No.1803150 >>1803188
>>1803141
>headtr1ck
Nigga what?
Anonymous No.1803152
>>1803091
Rooting for
FaZe
Vitality
G2
Aurora
Lynn
Pain
Anonymous No.1803153 >>1803164
>>1803142
>faze only if some real fucked up results happen
yeah, that almost never happens
Anonymous No.1803155 >>1803161
>>1803147
What's this shit?
Anonymous No.1803157
>>1803141
welp, twistzz could definitely be a talent scout if being a stuck in the esports equivalent of elo hell ever gets old
Anonymous No.1803158 >>1803165
>>1803148
in most situations they get something like pain or 3dmax
Anonymous No.1803159
>>1803147
imagine a s1mple NTR doujin with zywoo as fat ugly bastard...
Anonymous No.1803160 >>1803170
>>1803147
>4/10 women are judging men by the look
Anonymous No.1803161
>>1803155
admit defeat to godwoo
Anonymous No.1803164
>>1803153
We're in bo3 territory now, it's gonna require a lot of bullshit
Anonymous No.1803165
>>1803158
yeah but i unironically think those teams could beat them
lynn is their best chance to qualify, imo
Anonymous No.1803168
>>1803091
this is why we need reseeding with vrs ranking not the dogshit swiss system rating
Anonymous No.1803170
>>1803160
the one in the middle is kinda qt
Anonymous No.1803173 >>1803174
>*cooking for the playoffs as we speak*
Anonymous No.1803174 >>1803181 >>1803182
>>1803173
>molodoy go kill
Anonymous No.1803175
What
Anonymous No.1803181 >>1803223
>>1803174
>molodoy go k-
Apologize to the professor.
Anonymous No.1803182
>>1803174
cope
Anonymous No.1803184 >>1803186 >>1803189 >>1803190
>>1803124
but I say it out of concern for fellow antisemites
you have to actually make a good joke, else you make us look bad by association and drive people away, read late celine. "this jew kills like the idf" is not a funny joke in isolation, you're just presuming an audience primed to like it
Anonymous No.1803186 >>1803190
>>1803184
trvke
Anonymous No.1803188
>>1803144
>>1803150
headtr1ck was a sub for boombl4 who had covid
Anonymous No.1803189 >>1803192
>>1803184
I have a good joke
What is the name of a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash
Anonymous No.1803190
>>1803186
>>1803184
oy vey
Anonymous No.1803192
>>1803189
I'm sorry you're not witty, but that's not anyone else's responsibility
Anonymous No.1803196 >>1803198 >>1803201
why this nigga zywho got no gamesense?
Anonymous No.1803198
>>1803196
based chadwoo just facing the opponents
Anonymous No.1803200 >>1803207 >>1803211 >>1803219
zywho a good team merchant having his rep saved by ropz, getting mogged by donk?
say it ain't so
>>1803196
>be Zywoo
>win all your duels so people can only kill you from behind
>have higher % of ambush deaths
>be bot1x
>shoot at legs and lose most duels
>have fewer % of ambush deaths
makes sense
>>1803201
but the flat number is still 7th worst in the scene, not the percentage
it means he's getting caught off guard a ton
>>1803099
surely the only possible upgrade is b1t
he's pretty washed as of late but maybe he'll play better out of a stagnant Navi
jimi is another choker and the last thing they need
>>1803200
he's a sniper
also 1 save per half is so anecdotical holy shit. what kind of autism is that?
>>1803207
>anecdotical
where ya from, be honest
>>1803200
xertion's still underrated frfr
>>1803210
shut the fuck up disgusting autist.
>anecdotical
gonna start using this
>>1803213
no autism required, 0 native speakers have used "anecdotical" since like 1650, we use "anecdotal"
can you answer me, now that I was nice?
>hunter carrying G2 towards playoffs
best Kovac
>>1803200
>donk and ropz save
>zywoo and magixx have to be saved
Of course it's the twiggies who have to save the fatties.
>>1803181
>yuurih life games
FURIA real sleeper winning condition. Its like having a second KSCERATO on your team.

Reminder the finals will the FURIA x SPIRIT, get ready you fags.

Spirit will win sadly.
>>1803223
i was a hater until recently but this new furia feels like an actual threat
i thought yeki was fucking done but i guess he just needs an igl that he clicks with
>yekindar plays for...furia
>they're actually playing well
>yekindar is their best player
fuck I'm still in a coma
>>1803252
Just make sure to wake up before friday next week. That's when the real fun begins.
>>1803217
>>1803210
>>1803213
>>1803207

The likely native languages of an ESL learner who writes "anecdotical" instead of the correct "anecdotal" are **Romance languages**, particularly **Italian, Portuguese, or Spanish**. Here's why:

1. **Morphological Transfer**:
- In Romance languages like Italian (*aneddoto* *aneddotico*), Portuguese (*anecdota* *anedótico*), and Spanish (*anécdota* *anecdótico*), adjectives derived from nouns often use suffixes resembling **-ico/-ical** (e.g., Italian *-ico*, Portuguese/Spanish *-ico/-tico*). This pattern may lead learners to overgeneralize the **-ical** suffix in English.

2. **False Cognates**:
- Words like "anecdote" have cognates in Romance languages that pair with **-ical/-ico** adjectives. For example, Italian *aneddotico* or Spanish *anecdótico* directly mirror the incorrect "anecdotical."

3. **Common Error Patterns**:
- Studies on ESL errors show that Romance language speakers frequently confuse **-al** and **-ical** suffixes due to their native language's structure. For instance, "critical" (English) vs. Spanish *crítico* or French *critique* (*-ique* ≈ *-ical*).

4. **Contrast with Correct English**:
- English uses **-al** for many adjectives derived from nouns (e.g., *anecdote* *anecdotal*, *revelation* *revelational*), while **-ical** is rarer (e.g., *critic* *critical*). Romance speakers may default to **-ical** due to L1 influence.

**Other Possibilities**:
While less common, learners from other language families (e.g., Greek or Slavic languages) might also make this error, but the systematic use of **-ico/-ical** suffixes in Romance languages makes them the most likely source. Germanic language speakers (e.g., German, Dutch) are less prone to this mistake, as their adjective formation differs.
**Summary**:
It's a thirdie dog huezilian

I warned the 'gog about them
why the fuck is this general surprised that people are esl's when 90% of cs players are from eu?
>>1803266
this is a thirdie ESL not a white european (no, there are not meds on 'gog or 4chan in general), it IS a hue or hispanic
>>1803268
meds (medication, not the group of people)
Aura.
>>1803252
Wait until you see that Prime s1mple returned!
*shows only clips of him getting multi kills with his signature shaky flicks and hide the opponents*
>>1803278
if he was wearing something different and i didn't know who he was and someone told me he was a jewish billionaire, i'd believe it
https://x.com/liquid112/status/1933651783861350917
Kek
>>1803293
why are the replies on him? what do they want him to do go and grab nafs mouse and perform?
they arent going to build a better team without arab money
It's out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmGrHKFGTn8
cs players will never have this much aura
>>1803302
the more bts stuff i see, the harder i find it to hate s1mple
maybe he really has changed
ZywOo's ass crack auramogs that thing.
>>1803302
>well THATS unfortunate!
ohly fuck maui please tell elige to kys with his nerd ass frog voice
>>1803302
agp
>>1803307
agp
>>1803302
the simple fanboys in the comments are crazy
>>1803307
is that faker
>>1803282
what that's crazy talk
>>1803309
Yea he is great. What rain said in an interview is really true, that people call him toxic but rain just sees a guy that really wants to win. It's very apparent here when he's giving calls like he's in the game about to die.
Maybe he was never in a team that he could completely trust aside from NAVI 2021 or maybe playing for Falcons made him change a bit more but right now, he really seems like just a guy that wants to win really bad.
>>1803340
https://youtu.be/Q1HyhS7yUJs
>>1803359
>>1803361
there's a meaningful difference in being so passionate about winning that it bleeds into being toxic and being toxic because your personality is shit
s1imple has been both, but mostly the former especially later on
and obviously you should fix that shit in either case
>>1803337
how'd you know, the tattoo? it's 3 of em on the same team
>>1803312
he's joss whedon mindrotted, many older gen z are like this
imagine you playing a 2v2 covering him and he hits you with the "the terrorist is right behind me, isn't he?"
>>1803302
kino
i hope they go 3-2
>>1803391
it was a guess, all rook da same
>>1803359
>>1803381
he's going to leave liquid and immediately return to top 20 form (like everyone else who leaves liquid)
>>1803430
his top 20 form happened as soon as he joined liquid THOUGH
>>1803433
rng naf was goated
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/8520/naf?startDate=all&teamId=6211&rankingFilter=Top30
which one?
>>1803464
does it matter
>>1803469
wdym?
https://x.com/LiQuiD112/status/1933651783861350917
>>1803008
read nigga read
that's from proleague.
>>1803464
I'd go with the Falchion.
FaZe
G2
Vitality

Lynn Vision
3DMAX
Aurora
>>1803562
maybe he's a huge twistzz fan and he thinks that was actually hard, and all the banter this event has been worse
pain played second last yesterday but today they are playing as a first. Why
>>1803574
Because they are playing the boring matches they wanna get out of the way.
>>1803574
Racismo.
>>1803577
wouldn't it be better for viewership to have a good match at each time slot?
>>1803580
Remember when Lynn Vision "forfeited" to Tyloo so they would qualify?
>>1803582
Yeah and I'm cool with it. Gaming a broken system like VRS is fine.
>>1803583
So why did you cry about MRQs being gone?
>>1803584
I didn't.
>>1803585
Yes you did.
>>1803586
Nu-uh I didn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6BcvsnY9pw
HeavyGod's brother is nicknamed HeavyWeight and is where his name comes from.
>>1803583
how is the system broken?
>>1803588
Yuh huh
Liquid: +TaZ (coach)
What would you think of this move?
>>1803595
yes
>>1803595
Guys, take a deep breath, we need to start winning some rounds then we'll win.
>>1803598
As basic as that is it's already 100 times more inspiring than what comes out of Twistzz' or siuhy's mouths.
Feels kinda weird I need to preface this here but not Australian but I think the -JKS over naf was the worst decision they could've made to fix the team.
>>1803605
obviously with naf's current performance but not by last years
but it's not just that, they needed 2 na players to be classified as an na team by valve. but the rules are changing after the major so 2eu+2na counts as eu now.
>>1803614
Wouldn't have being 2 Asian been a better benefit for qualification?
>>1803617
but they wouldnt have 2 asians? either way, you need 3 asians to be classified as asia now.
>>1803619
JKS and Nertz would've made them the same s what Liquid were when they somehow counted as American coming into the major.
>>1803620
i guess it would've worked.
well naf was better until this year and he's been on liquid for 7 years.
>>1803614
In a 5 player team I think the majority (3) should be from a given region, but I guess the new change is a slight improvement
>>1803622
Not defending it either way but this discussion has made me realise how fucked this system is.
Hope Vitality pick up JKS for Mezii so they're an Asian team despite nobody being Asian.
>>1803624
so teams with a 2/2/1 split shouldn't be allowed to compete?
>>1803626
Splyce didn't compete yeah.
>>1803625
>Hope Vitality pick up JKS for Mezii so they're an Asian team
you need more asians than europeans for that
>>1803632
Sorry, my mind blanked and remembered when they had spinx on the team.
>>1803626
Yeah sure let's go with that, it isn't that hard finding 3 players of a given region in CS. Orgs are obsessed with these mixed toilet "super" international teams right now, I kinda miss the old era when 90% of teams were national
my guesses for todays results
would be funny if g2 beats navi though
>>1803626
2/2/1 teans should always be yurop
>>1803643
you're now classified as the region with the most spots in case of a tie. so eu > sa > na > asia.
>>1803644
sa and na are just americas
>>1803645
well for this major it was divided into these regions so actually there's even more regions.
seems this changes between majors?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wvnH2oFKXBU
>Talk to the hand, little boy!
>>1803647
Well how many majors can you remember having an oceania and asia qualifier?
Let alone 3 regions?
>>1803648
legacy still leads 2-1 in maps
>>1803650
you think I'd be cheering for faze if I cared about anything but playoffs results?
lol
>Honestly, I’m not sure, because I honestly don’t know if I’ll be on the team after this event. To me, it doesn’t really matter right now. We’ll just have to wait and see, NAF said when asked if he’s optimistic about the future.
>To me, it doesn’t really matter right now.
faze keeps releasing videos like this with broky...

https://youtu.be/9PIBW2PtuiQ
>>1803656
and in 6 months they'll start releasing them with s1mple
what's the issue?
Vitality and Navi should be clear, right?
>>1803681
if g2 can win over aurora they can win over navi
>>1803682
it was bo1 tho
Navi beat G2 with this current core like 4 times and they had m0nesy and Niko
if Navi as a prep heavy team that has a favorable matchup against this G2 loses in a bo3 it would be a disaster, i'd say they're a tier 2 team at that point
>>1803684
navi have been looking like shit on a downward spiral in '25
they SHOULD be able to take g2, but I hope they don't
it would just be too funny if they lost
>tournament favorite goes 0-2, barely beats a dogshit team in their first elimination match and goes out in the next one
Blast isn't going to reuse the stage 2 script right?
>>1803719
i think mouz wins sadly
CN nicknames:
>m0nesy: Sea Cucumber (homophone of baby goat in Chinese)
>Jame: Saving AWPer The Great
>sh1ro: Saving AWPer The Second
>s1mple: Fat Pig (not actually offensive)
>electronic: Tyrant (angriest IGL on the scene)
>Niko: Shrimp (Chinese phrase for a person with a weak character who easily falters in face of a challenge)
>karrigan: Elder Cousin (in Chinese lore, he and JW are two cousins because they're both 50% body fat)
>apEX: ZywOo's Music Kit
>ZywOo: Carry the World (direct translation from ZaiWu, a part of the "A honorable man can carry the world" proverb)
>ropz: Car Owner
>Biskela: Leonardo DiCaprio
>devve: Tom Cruise
>stabbi: The Snake and The Rat (chinese proverb, meaning that trash people tend to gravitate to each other)
>Twistzz: Barbershop Owner (good with headshots, crazy hairstyles)
>broky: Case God (broky's gambling addiction)
>mzinho: Fatty (not offensive)
>jks: Australian Spinbotter (referencing jks' inhuman ability to sense backstabs)
>>1803720
I'm not so sure senpai. If you're getting pushed into triple ot against Liquid you aren't making it against Aurora.
>>1803721
you just made that up
why was i warned, i was talking about how Iran (Liquid) would beat Israel (((MOUZ))), sadly it didn't happen
man these (((jannies)))
>>1803724
>Iran (Liquid)
You a stupid ass nigga
>>1803724
am I warned?
>>1803726
guess not
sucks to be >>1803724 lol
>>1803724
jannies are unironically jews on this board
you can spam pol off-topic shit about anything else
>rewatching the faze v legacy match
I want this s1mple and faze in every game
>>1803723
It's all true doe
>>1803724
>dumbass shitting the whole thread with racewar shit for 3 days
completely on topic moving on
>dumbass makes a joke about israel
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this is UNACCEPTABLE OFF TOPIC POST


they do it for free though

CS2 related because jannies have the accuracy of a 1250 MMR player
what is bro doing
>>1803744
he saw some booba
>>1803724
no one cares about your /pol/tard autism here.
it's up

https://youtu.be/TOGBbaBweTs
Why do polcels get so mad when they post about their shit instead and suffer the consequence instead of talking about CS?
fuck I'm still pissed at liquid for that throw, ultimate deserved that shit

hope faze doesn't fuck it up
>>1803744
Enjoying TexMex and getting HEAVIER
>>1803772
you cant even shit on niko for that 5v3 it was all monesys fault
>Bought 20 euros worth of CS20 cases in like 2022
>Now they're worth 20x
Sweet, I can basically buy all the games on my wishlist when they're on sale
>>1803794
It's a team fault but Teses and M0nesy are the main culprits.
The set up of a 5 person plant is simple and without peaking at all they would've won.
Niko is lucky by virtue of holding dark he should be one of the last interacted with.
>>1803794
Wasn't the only round they fucked up
Whole ream played like everyone spoke a different language. No cohesion every single game
Fuck i hate phoneposting
>>1803794
but it's nikos fault they didnt just straight up win without ot
>>1803794
Remeber when NiKo was completely useless before OT?
>>1803804
It's a major
That's just expected
man i am fucking stumped
>>1803806
Are both of these teams basically a group of nobodies?
>>1803806
If he hasn't lost his voice yet
>>1803809
Not anymore, but basically yes
NAF? more like FLY cause he's fucking dead
>>1803806
Did you bet on both? I don't get it
>>1803813
those are the odds and how much money has been put on each side
even the odds are even so i can't even do a cheeky one
>>1803806
i could see either team dominating the other
>>1803815
Alright. Never seen a betting aite like that
Makes sense that they're 50/50
Both perform way above expectations. I'd probably go with the chinks on this one tho
>Roaches x MOUZ and FAZE x Mongols at the same timeslot
Fuck off
>>1803819
it's the OG CSGOLounge but they replaced skins with actual money but you can still deposit skins for cash so it works the same
it's fun to fuck around with case money
>>1803821
yeah, that's a stupid fucking move
what if furia wins?
>>1803829
It means we are on the soul timeline
>>1803829
it would be a major loss for brazilian racism
i miss cobblestone
>>1803794
>teses and monesy fucked up in banana
>niko and magisk shouldn't have bunched up like that
>kyxan did nothing wrong
ultimately it doesn't matter, overanalyzing that round is pointless because they should've been 3-0 in that stage anyways
basically what I'm saying is behead zonic
>>1803847
>behead zonic
In that case I hear TaZ is looking for a new job as a coach.
>>1803821
>Roaches x MOUZ
I get it if you hatewatching but otherwise nobody cares about either of those 2.
G2 has a realistic chance of making playoffs today...
>>1803855
>>1803857
i hope either legacy or lynn makes playoffs
would be cool with a stage 1 shitter doing it
remember when aleksib went 1-14 on train?
>>1803865
No because I don't watch Navi matches.
>>1803866
cope
>>1803850
at least TaZ has something to say during pauses
>1803869
awful bait
>>1803869
truke
>>1803871
Hey guys, sorry new here, but I meant to respond to >>1803869
cant wait for faze to pick mongolz best maps once again
https://youtu.be/VmGrHKFGTn8?si=9AcrIZJKfmyzlH3Z&t=276
simple is so fucking good
>>1803723
ZywOo's one is true
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E5%8E%9A%E5%BE%B7%E8%BC%89%E7%89%A9#Chinese
FREYA MY LOVE YOU LOOK AMAZING TODAY
>>1803873
It's okay anon. Happens to the best of us.
>>1803884
Thanks friend.
>>1803873
don't worry Danny, you'll soon have a lot of free time to get familiar with 4channel
>>1803889
Thanks James, still learning how to use this subreddit but getting the hang of it haha, hopefully the missus doesn't find out about this place though.
Danny
not watching either of these two games
>nertz interview has like 60 deleted comments
kek
>>1803898
qui?
>>1803898
yeah i think everyone commented on this headline?
>>1803901
that's retarded tho, the team is american, it's like in motorsport
Mahone?
>>1803903
not really, people don't think faze is na.
but, yes, people think liquid is na since it sill has 2 na players.
people are still tired of jews though.
good looking or not?
>>1803903
And who owns America
>>1803908
Pretty good.
>>1803906
muslim fatigue makes me enjoy jews and the seeth they generate.
Gonna head out to cop some beer and snack for the FaZe and G2 kino.
>>1803913
no you're just jewish
>>1803914
i have a white monster and pringles+popcorn im so ready #FAZETHEFUCKUP
>>1803915
no I'm not, you terrorist lover.
>>1803881
i want those old woman hands on my shaft if you know what im saying
>>1803918
>terrorist lover
then i'd love jews
>>1803908
good combo, i like it
emilia yelling VAMOS CARALHO

lkmao
Start using aim trainers
ok, vitality should be investigated for match fixing
>>1803923
sounds like gamer broscience
>>1803926
it is but he's right
>>1803926
all science is broscience until it gets confirmed by a study
>>1803920
antisemite
NISSIM MORE LIKE PISSIM KEK LEMAO
I love Ring Bijon and I love the Chinese.
lynn are hacking
there is just no way they can win with their eyes closed
today I am brazilian mongoloid turk
Why are brazilians so good at handling banana?
>>1803944
where did it land?
gigabrain this round lmfaooo
damn LV are absolute dd2 demons
holy monkey rapist
i like to use this time to say that it's been almost 10 years since gloves dropped and most of them are ugly as shit both high tiers and low tiers also wear affects them too much so if you get them field tested or below they look like shit
AI generated questions
>>1803950
i hold the same opinion, i was never interested in getting any pair of gloves whatsoever
>>1803950
>it's been almost 10 years since gloves dropped
if you hate james banks you're just jealous he's tight with all the esports homies and you aren't
and don't call him a murderer
>>1803950
moto gloves look okay at higher floats, all other gloves get demolished from wear
>>1803910
Lumine is so cute
Z4krwoo
kino map
why did legacy beat vitality 13-3 and lynn vision beat legacy 13-2?
this map basically confirms that vitality was matchfixing right?
don't act like csgog didn't spend years undermining chinese cs
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
shootgun OP
>>1803950
:)
>>1803965
>chinks doing all this to give Auschad slots
lmao
>>1803950
>10 years
bullshit
>>1803971
i don't think so
justin k savage
>>1803950
the problem is that the gloves that look the most tasteful aren't that flashy like nocts, eclipse, smoke out, etc but what's the point to getting those if they're basically another flavour of vanilla
on the other hand the rest are too tacky (imperial plaid, snow leopard, vice, pandora) or straight up ugly as fuck (hand wraps and bh/bf/hydra gloves)
i think the problem is that compared to knifes where you can get a doppler skin on a low tier like huntsman or gut knife, specific skins are locked to specific types of gloves
tl:dr i don't like gloves
nor charms desu
>>1803974
>Auschads get their own region
Even better then.
>>1803965
https://youtu.be/PI5AeIBM5S0
>kyousuke to Tyloo
>>1803972
november 28th 2016
>>1803950
Hmm, so it's that long since I last played the game. I think I'd like them though since I always felt worse with an ak as ct or m4 as a t especially in 1.6, it just felt wrong, that's not a problem when your hands look the same on both sides
>>1803970
which inspect server do you use?
>>1803982
What the fuck
legacy magic is over
>>1803984
connect vertigo.epidemic.gg
Generate skins from: https://cs2inspects.com/
There are multiple servers, the connect thingy just sends you to one.
>>1803970
Will Kukli get all finishes eventually?
>>1803959
Best girl was free
>>1803987
thanks
been using one where i always have high ping
>>1803988
I don't know, Classic Knife doesn't have them either so I think Kukri is fucked or trust the plan project 2032
>>1803950
here is my T side gloves
so we're getting new knifes, how long till new gloves drop?
>>1803986
>got into the Major by pure accident
>made their biggest sport rival (Argies) seethe
>eliminated the only Argie player too
>grinded from Stage 1 to Stage 3
>beat top 1 team and ended the 2nd biggest streak of all time
>moved up +20 VRS positions and will probably be eligible for some more LAN invites
they already won
i think these go with almost anything >>1803970 and these ones go with almost nothing >>1803992
>>1803997
Most likely after major Valve will surely drop some more "content" (skins) and we're definitely due for more gloves by now.
Problem is that gloves are purely made by Valve and aren't fed to them by their community serfs
>>1803950
>10 years
>>1804001
Then you haven't seen my Gaudi Gold themed loadout :)
>>1804004
these could go really well with jaguar or panthera onca
>>1803992
tried to do a low tier gloves + knife combo
3IQ MAX KWAB
>dress game for males
So, anyone watching the games..?
>>1804007
not bad but if you're low on funds, rustmaxxing looks pretty good on a lot of things
>>1804011
yes and its sad i hate these teams
>>1804011
kinda
>>1804007
I like this a lot. Damascus Steel is underrated, really shiny but I do agree the texture does look a little off in CS2.
Unhinged gloves are goat for budget
should i get this guy? it seems like the best T skin to show off the inventory
>>1804010
except you buy the "dresses" from other people and can sell them at a profit when you're done if you wait long enough
>>1804011
real games waiting room
>>1804005
>Panthera Onca
This was my other option but I only really like it at super high wear when only the jaguar is visible. This cost massive overpay though
>>1804021
No, get "Number K" (condom head) he has the best sleeves on T side.
>>1804024
number K is really cool but i prefer no sleeves at all, so id buy this guy for CT side, i dont think theres any other CT without any sleeves
lol what are chinks doing
cashed out all my 2013-2015 era ibp holo skins
NAAAAAISSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
games are so boring niggas would rather talk about skins
faze is the only interesting team
>6:0 on ct
legacy already won this
bodyy you dumb fucking fraud
>>1804025
I had the same problem for CT. I now have the scuba guy but he's ugly and your gun clips through the breathing device.
>>1804027
kussy on the bussy
>>1804027
naisu
>>1804023
Whatever you say
navi mouz elimination game?
>>1804035
If you are somewhat clever with the way you spend your money on fabulous dresses for your little soldier you can get more money out of it than if you were to put it in your average ETF
Someone shut this monkey up, I will root against their entire nation because of one player at this point
kek hues
>>1804039
gringo seethe
>"pro" teams
>still don't know the fast boost to short
>>1804039
>He wasn't already aware that hues are obnoxious retards from /sp/ and /int/
>>1804041
Gringos will beat you later anyway, but nobody likes listening to a fire alarm tier player brother
>>1804043
I found vuvuzelas more pleasant than this man's voice
What is that ape even trying to achieve? Literally everyone watching this finds him annoying as fuck.
You have a miracle run and you use it to get the entire CS crowd against you, why?
>fatigan screaming le good
>chadmau screaming le bad
>>1804047
NAAAAAAAAAAAIS
NAIIIIIIIS GUYS NAIIIIIIISI NAAAAAAAAAAAAAISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEWOOOOO
>>1804049
Fatigan screams after some pivotal round
BASED
>>1804049
One has funny banter, with maybe ambulance gimmick once per map. And one screams like a gorilla in heat after every single round
I just stumbled upon Niko's Wikipedia entry

>NiKo is also known to be the best professional CS player to have never won a major despite appearing in 15 of them.

>Faze Clan fell just short at the finals in ELEAGUE Major: Boston 2018, choking a 15-11 lead in map 3 to the home region team Cloud9. The Major finals is widely acknowledged as the best professional matches of CS:GO ever played by the community.[12][13]

>After choking another grand finals at IEM Katowice 2018 to Fnatic, FaZe entered another lull.

>NiKo led G2 to the grand finals of the PGL Major Stockholm 2021 but lost to a dominant Na'Vi team. The grand finals also featured the infamous NiKo whiff on s1mple at Nuke in map 2,[17] which ultimately Na'Vi won to lift the major trophy.

>NiKo and G2 qualified for the 2023 Blast.tv Paris Major 2023 through the RMR into the Challengers stage, where they would qualify for Legends stage following a 3-0 run in the Challengers Stage. NiKo and G2 would go on to be eliminated in the Legends stage by Fnatic in a 1-2 elimination game, thus ensuring NiKo would never win a CSGO major.

>During the semifinal clash against Vitality, NiKo made headlines by smashing a hole in the table after failing to convert a 1v5 clutch attempt.[35]
Get the game over quick guys. I'm waiting for FaZe.
>>1804047
>Literally everyone watching this finds him annoying as fuck.
that's the point
he doesn't gaf about the audience, it's psychological warfare against his opponents
>Is le bad guy
>actually wins
Holy crap!
the screaming monkey is genuinely goated
chinks are fucking trolling now, how the fuck am i supposed to cheer for them if they die like this, faceit lvl 3 ahh gameplay
>>1804064
Emiliaqaq is level 6 thoughever
It is funny that the chat gets madder at the screaming and shittalking than the players seem to get.
>>1804064
>chinks are fucking trolling now
They're just matchfixing and "get it back together" for map 3.
getting raped on the chinks one (1) map because you have a permaban instead of praccing 7 maps
wtf was that look towards the coach

was it the sign ?
>>1804067
Well we get to hear it each time, it's louder than the game or the commentators so it's like an alarm going off somewhere
>>1804071
Yes, they are ready to dump it.
>>1804067
What's this? Somebody is smacktalking my favorite player who doesn't even know I exist? I must get mad on their behalf!
>gringo seethe
dumau is the best banana player in the history of cs
Some of these legacy guys are surely getting picked up by better teams
legacy is 4-0 on inferno this major
ok guys how about this

T take banana, they fall back towards tree, 3 Ts line up HEs to explode top banana
when they spot the banana retake flash, they throw the HEs exploding right at where the CT retaker will be

ya know if any team has done this yet ?
its painfully obvious Brazil desperately wishes it could be the America of latin america but instead of being exceptional, powerful, and relevant beyond measure it's just the largest and loudest latinx country in a room full of indistinguishable other irrelevant poor corrupt catholic thirdie iberophones
wasn't inferno for a long time a trademark Asian team map
VAMO
>1804078
>1804083
what the seethe
why is this nigga ohne simping for simple so much? lynn legacy match is pure kino and he wants to watch the old ugly and irrelevant ukrainian
>>1804081
>just have 3 guys standing there with nades out for an indefinite amount of time
Maybe as a one time gimmick strat but sounds bad.
>>1804089
he's winning the major
Ummm lynnsisters?
>>1804092
so is niko and monesy kek
>>1804088
Haha sorry again guys, still haven't quite got to grips with this place still, meant
>>1804078
>>1804083
Sorry again
Danny
>>1804089
He doesn't like CS anymore, therefore values what could potentially bring more views for him.
kinda disgraceful emilia is lvl 6 on faceit
bro needs to put some hours on that grind
>>1804089
pure kino and it's just stomps
>>1804103
i mean the next one will be the elim map
>>1804089
>why is a streamer hyping up the comeback Major of the most popular player in history of the game
Why not pick up the m4 and try to 1v2
VAMO PUTA
VAMO CARALHO
>3 brazilian teams on playoffs
kino
S1mple? Has nothing on MY AIM GOD (but 60 IQ) Scream.
both dogshit games going to 3 maps
>Ohhhhhkay maybe I will appear smarter if I put these glasses on?
>>1804105
>comeback
FalleN never stopped playing.
>>1803644
>>1803647
>>1803649
it's just a function of ping. blast ran online qualifiers instead of flying teams out to play on lan so they broke americas out into north/south
next major there won't be qualifiers, it will just be the top x teams from all of the americas, and the 3 regions are americas/europe/asia (which is basically everywhere else, +africa and so on)
>the French karrigan
to our resident brapzilian: can you explain the "zera" suffix?
>>1804117
shes such a cutie
>>1804117
she looks like she is going do debut on [redacted]
is the brazilian inferiority complex in cs stronger or weeaker than the inferiority complex in soccer
>>1804117
female pimp
>>1804130
i hate it too, was funny the first few days but everyone screaming the same thing is soulless
>>1803926
>>1804132
i think you missed the point
>>1804134
lol, common esl mistake
>>1804137
>john_mcarthys
Damn dumau got that LV designer shit on him
HOW MANY MICE DOES THIS NIGGER CARRY WITH HIM????
>>1804142
one has triggerbot and one has aimbot, another has sound esp
kinda want pain to make it for the possible face-off in the playoffs
>>1804145
That still doesn't account for the 12 other mice he has with him.
>>1804148
those are the decoys
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is the FaZe game A or B stream?
>>1804154
match 2 on b stream
>making indian noises
kinda racist innit
emillia speaking brazilian
why are brazilians so fucking ugly
disgusting thirdie accent too
>>1804156
Thanks senpai
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 3DMAX
>>1804160
(non-balding) fallen is pretty good looking desu
Holy Crap! wh*ties aren't happy with BRA7ILS' DOMINATION! VAMO GRINGO PUTA VAMO CARALHO
>>1804166
it's just niko and his boipussy awper
Threadly reminder that n0k0 will never ever ever win a major (ever)
the money economy like buying bullets is an old mechanic that should not have stayed past CS: Source. artificial difficulty that only stops good players from showing their full potential
>>1804161
why is his head so big?
Brazil is fantastic. Just need to work on pollution, trash, traffic, roads, railroads, lack of police, violent crime rates, nonviolent crime rates, death threats, internet accessibility, lack of intelligence, and CS ability
>>1804178
american genes
>>1804178
big brain
>>1804177
CSS doesn't have bullets buying for a long time now
This anime fella...I'm not too fond of him.
>>1804177
they should have kept dynamic pricing so the ak is 9k every round and everyone is forced to use the pp-bizon
>>1804177
least retarded vtumor take
>>1804177
shoving my cock in frieren's mouth while faze lifts the austin major trophy!
Can the players on the other stream hear dumaus screams?
>>1804178
he has klinefelter's
>>1804184
https://youtu.be/T2JLLtV02aE
>>1804191
yea
are legacy the new inferno goats?
>>1804173
Leave the Next Major™ to me
best part of iem dallas was freyas pink bra, hopefully shes gonna be wearing something even more revealing this time
>>1804198
you nee djesus
>>1804197
pat bev of cs on god
>>1804198
look at your desk, it has more curves than her
>>1804200
i need to run my tongue from her toes all the way up to her clavicle
>>1804198
>>1804205
based unapologetic coomer
>>1804191
I'm in San Antonio and I can hear his screams
>>1804202
>>1804198
I prefer shortstacks and overal dislike women but I find Freya genuinely one of the best women in entertainment. So often they shove foid pundits etc into football and they ALL suck at everything. Meanwhile Freya pretty much keeps the entire thing glued together.
let’s be honest, chinkbros IT, did you really, really think you had a chance against us?
I'm really proud of how the Chinese teams did at this major and I hope they don't fall off the map any time soon. I root for all the underrepresented scenes (Mongolia, Australia, China, NA) because watching them make unexpected runs is always fun and good for the game as a whole.
praying that they have other observers for the playoffs
xi wont be happy
how do you think the trophy major is going to look like?
blast isn't able to do good looking silverware so i expect a trainwreck kino ngl i just expect it looking like someone cummed on it
paris trophy for reference
>>1804210
CT sided map
This is complete rape holy shit
>>1804215
>plastic trophy
lmao
>brazilians trying to be racist
lmao
>>1804215
It's going to have horns like longhorn cattle, which is fitting because the GOAT (s1mple) will be lifting it next week.
Please have mercy on them GODmau
it's been fun chinxniggas, but it's time to go
easy OT incoming.
bodyy is such a low iq bald fraud
>>1804215
I remember during the major they showed a making off video of this monstrosity and to this day I refuse to believe it wasn't designed by ChatGTP and then 3d printed.
>>1804232
nah in 2023 ai sloppa wasn't able to do that kind of stuff
>first time s1mple will be playing a bo3 against a good team in a faze jersey
it's gonna be 2021 or a catastophe, there's no inbetween
which way are (You) leaning?
>>1804242
No way they win against mongolz
>>1804242
>catastophe
This, sadly. This FaZe roster is not going to win it all.
>>1804242
he's back
yes keep doubting them, it will only make them stronger
#fazeup
>>1804242
whoops, catastrophe*
but yeah, i could see a short honeymoon but not much beyond that
>>1804242
s1mple will drop 2.0 rating, just watch
zashaaa pleaseee we need you
>>1804251
alright, dropping my prediction: 1.27
Kino
>0.2 seconds
lmao get fucked
z4kr committed suicide
dumau committed suicide
Starry committed suicide
n1ssim committed suicide
EmiliaQAQ committed suicide
C4LLM3SU3 committed suicide
Round over - Winner: T (12 - 5) - Target bombed
dumau killed Westmelon with galilar
EmiliaQAQ killed latto with ak47 (headshot)
Starry killed saadzin with m4a1_silencer (headshot)
saadzin planted the bomb on B (4on5)
Westmelon killed lux with m4a1_silencer
Round started
vamos caralho
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
they gonna kill him when he gets home?
why he look like that
my ears
>>1804267
flabbergasted
su3's English is really good wtf
monke too strong
Pain 14:12
>>1804267
>why he look like that
Maybe because they got blown the fuck out in the elimination map?
>>1804267
that huge ass haircut just to hide his dumbo ears kek
>>1804271
he lived in america for a long ass time and probably had English lessons as a child too
He's basically NA CS
>>1804271
he lived in the US, I think he even played for Wildcard
>>1804271
He looks mixed
Might've lived outside China
>MOUZ vs Aurora
battle of the slumps, who sucks harder?
Seems like the brazilian major will continue. I always knew these french fucks were ass.
I love that lil nigga snow. Watching him cheer just makes me happy idk why
wheres coldzera
It is going to be Legacy x Pain, and 2 brazilians on playoffs.
based frogs throwing so we get fazekino faster
>>1804285
legacy might make it but i doubt pain does
3dmax got mauled this round lmao
get fucked AUGbot
Hearing Dumau screaming during interviews is pure comedy for me
where are the female casters?
disgusting losers

wouldn't have happened wth djoko
>>1804293
theres a decent chance theres a legacy-pain in the 2-2
Dumau making people seethe
>>1804285
why do hues always seethe about france so much?
>>1804298
ain't that nigga preppin for wimby?
Well done, Brazil, well done... HOWEVER both Pain and Legacy are getting eliminated tomorrow no matter who they face
>>1804298
>wouldn't have happened wth djoko
omegalul
https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxRMCspcaiImdDNJ8X6dDo-fra1_z9ozqO?feature=shared
>>1804303
imagine liking the fr*nch
>>1804306
Who are they facing?
>>1804310
Hating on France is a reddit meme
it's always the monos who seethe about france
>>1804306
not if they face each other
There you go.
All the decent teams are getting through, no flukes allowed please
>>1804311
Aurora and G2
>>1804310
never met a sane person who hated france or the french desu.
>>1804318
>G2
But G2 is winning today?
>>1804310
>hating the french if you're not european
cringe
>hating the french if you're european
based and common sensepilled
>>1804296
Actually lol'd when it happened on the 2nd interview right as it started
>>1804317
vitality, mongolz, navi, legacy, pain, faze
is it normal for inferno to get picked this much to cheese wins
>>1804327
the opposite
>latinx americans only have countries becaused based napoleon raped moorberians
>seethe about them anyway
you're not med
you're not roman
you're not latin
you're not european
you're not a conquisator
you're not a crusader
you're not a tradcath (those are just protestants in denial)
you're not italian or spanish or portugese
FAZE
UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
I'm rooting for Mongolz
all the teams vitality beat got eliminated

uh oh
>>1804337
trvke
>>1804317
Sorry bro but mouz aren't winning
>>1804346
delusional mono
>Nuke decider again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH I FUCKING HATE NUKE AAAAAAAAAAH
legacy won after losing 2-13 first map?
>>1804349
yes
lost the first map, then clapped on the next 2 maps.
>>1804349
chinks are d2 abusers
>>1804303
I'm just hating on 3DMAX. I knew from the start these french fucks were trash and put them on 0-3 but they lucked out 1 win just to fuck me over.
>anubis
zz
the other two are kino though
Fuck man why does screamy and laundry cast the faze mongolz game, pieces of shit gonna ruin my enjoyment
lol it's over
Mongolz will stomp
>>1804353
no, you're a brazilian from /sp/ or /int/ seething about france because of either soccer or because they called you out on being retards burning down the rainforest for cattle
>>1804356
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
Get in here
Just realized VP and Liquid are basically the same team
>eternal brink of tier 1/tier 1.5
>god tier rifler trying out IGLing for no reason
>there's a black hole sucking in all the talent you throw in it as any decent player joining it ends up mediocre and depressed
>shit vibes with Liquid being passive-aggressive and lethargic and VP being easily irritable
nice $500 spent s0mple
2-0 'golz
>>1804361
He said there are more rapes in the US than India a couple hours ago, I closed that stream.
>>1804368
Well, unreported rapes don't exist, so, he's right.
>>1804368
that's just typical kraut seethe about america though, he's being raped by arabs but can't say anything nor can he hate on israel so we're the only outlet for them lol, very cucked people
kek nice gap retards
quick 13-0
>>1804361
Kill yourself retard
>>1804368
Don't reply as if you're me
Redditors are so mad at dumau kek
What a goat
Yeah I'm thinkin Faze has this in the bag
>3. The MongolZ picked Ancient
It's their pick you idiots
>>1804372
he doesn't live in germany
>>1804375
believe bro....believe
>Redditors are so mad at dumau kek
>what a goat
>>1804382
so? he's still german and was brainwashed by tageschau and their other propaganda growing up
>>1804379
i hope he annoys people enough to get screaming banned
>>1804385
Yes but I look like Alisson Becker
>>1804386
he lived in ecuador as a kid
what a cutie working on mongolz side
you can take a dog out of the thirdie favela
but you can't take the thirdie favela out of the dog
fuck this shit
BROOOOOOOOOOOS WHAT THE UFCK
Faze will lose, and it will be another Faze x Legacy for the 3:2 spot.
>>1804394
Favelas are comfy
>third world
Countries with more freedom
>>1804391
no, he was a student or something (adult)
>>1804399
stop replying to chikaner's dogshit spam
>>1804398
they can't play the team they already played dumbo, i checked yesterday and they either play vp or 3dmax although i assume 3dmax will fucking win
GUYS I AM FUCKING DOUBTING
kek these FazeTards keep running straight into Mongol's flashes. All aim no brain.
dis ur goat??
>>1804405
>they can't play the team they already played
shame
>>1804408
>"all aim"
>still get outaimed
>>1804403
Why, great weather out here in Latvia btw, and faze are losing, and the sun is setting down, broky is definitely smiling somewhere out there
FaZe? All SOVL.
>>1804413
I said "all" aim not "good" aim
>>1804405
>vp or 3dmax
it's faze x vp then
holy shit
faze is raped
RAIN GOT MAD AFTER HIS BOYFRIEND SIMPLE DIED LIKE THAT
#FAZEUP
#RAINACTIVATED
somehow team saves s0mple
>>1804421
?????????????????
>freya talks motivated me
>go pump it to her
>come back to pc
>mongolz cockslapping faze
>s0mple 0-4
life is good
>>1804425
holy shit
faze is raped
broky clears that btw
FaZe will have to play smart CS against Mongolz, they are getting aimraped so bad it's sad.
Ayo our nigga m0E is playing real life Counter Strike WTF???lol
https://x.com/m0E_tv/status/1933647410330239428
>Brazil can never succeed in esports because it's an undeveloped third world shithole which gets eviscerated in twitch chat if they get uppity
your nation is garbage and you cannot justify its failures via man clicking mice nor man kicking ball
You will never overcome your complexo de vira-lata
all those hours spent in refrag just to get rekt by mongolian kids
holy shit simple screaming at his team hes fucking back
>>1804433
>f0ze clan when it's bo3 and their opponents aren't tier2 favela dwellers
this is actually great for faze since they need a wakeup call
>Faze finally wins the round
>it's because 3 Mongolz players whiffed
>>1804440
they already had one earlier in the tournament
finally a match where people dont scream
>karrigan's aim
He's literally me...
>>1804436
Brazil is fantastic. Just need to work on pollution, trash, traffic, roads, railroads, lack of police, violent crime rates, nonviolent crime rates, death threats, internet accessibility, lack of intelligence, and CS ability.
we're back?
>>1804453
we never left
>>1804440
what kind of level do you think Faze can elevate their game to kek
>>1804453
>xhe doubts FaZe
>>1804451
how much will we seethe when he wins the major?
I ate too much again. 4 hot dogs.
choke clan
s0mple's epileptic shakes after each shot remind me of pashaBiceps' cerebral palsy movement
>>1804461
>4 hot dogs
>too much
actual twink
>>1804461
that's a light snack.
why does every team chimps out after every round?
>>1804475
to tilt opponents
>>1804461
at least there is some protein in there, I just ate 1400 calories of cookies
>>1804477
it's not classy though
GOATPLE
who is that cute girl on the mongolz team?
he doubted HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAZE UP
when is goat playing?
>>1804480
Losing isn't classy either
mongolz playing so sharp rn
>>1804485
on the b stream rn (captcha confirms)
>>1804485
next thursday
910 a cutie ngl
>WEEEOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOO WEEEOOOOOOO
>>1804495
he looks like this and screams like this
is goat still using his 2016 cheats
s0mple is fucking tweaking, wtf
>>1804475
CS is not the white man's sport anymore
13-11 FaZe
>>1804504
not happening lil bro
didnt s0mple start 0-6? we're back.
is siple the only player with a rumble pack in his mouse?
>>1804507
?
>elige died in 17/18 rounds
wtf
>>1804512
19 rounds mathlet
>>1804512
elige repeeks like a retard always
>>1804512
>the entry died
WHAT? no waaaaay
>elige died in 17/18
>>1804512
the krillin of faze
Why does Frozen always look so angry?
>>1804512
He egopeeks like most cuckmerican pros...
ef you fucking shitters
Welcome to T1 faze
>>1804525
>ef
Please stop deadnaming Aurora
>>1804525
>>1804527
?
keep doubting you fucking retards
goat....
>>1804527
They have been here since the beginning bro, sit down.
EZ from the GOAT
and s1mple.
s1mple only pro that doesnt have vibrance to 300%?
>>1804523
people forget this """highly mechanically skilled player""" used to get schooled by ibp, seang@res c9 and clg
I always feel faze win with luck, their opponents have to whiff
11 is all they get, mongolz tilt
>>1804531
oh is my stream behind??
>>1804530
kek
>>1804523
>cuckmerican
for not playing like a pussy?
>>1804536
That just means the mechanics back in the day were insane!
useless roaches
>>1804536
it's time to let go unc
Elige has been so unimpressive on Faze not gonna lie
I think Maui's take on him not being able to thrive in a free-form Faze game and requiring a stiff, well-oiled machine type system might be true
>>1804536
hypersonic trvthnvke
s1mple is already better than zywoo?
im so tired of mongolz man, they always fucking choke
WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO
shamefur dispray
that was one of the most faze rounds i've ever seen
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE GOAT THE GOAT THE FUARKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAT
APOLOGIZE
>>1804536
he's just past his prime
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/matches/8738/elige?startDate=2019-01-01&endDate=2019-12-31&rankingFilter=Top10
when he was on he used to go months without a black or red map
>simple highlights are always opponents stopping in his crosshair
>>1804545
Indeed, Mauisnake is a great analyst and he's always ahead of others. I love listening to his takes on Hot Take Point Made and there is no way TechgirlZA could ever replace me.
kek, EU cis will always be better than chinks, gooks and slavs
>>1804558
just like my woolanders
haters?
FAZE I LOVE YOU I WILL NEVER EVER DOUBT
THEY KEEP WHIFFING THEIR SPRAYS IN FRONT OF THAT FRAUD HOHOL WITH HIS SHIT MOUTH TICK
>>1804561
faze has three slavs on the roster thoughever
Broky cocksuckers wy@??? I believe I am owed an apology.
NUMBER 1 IN HIS NAME, NUMBER 1 IN THE GAME!
>>1804561
pajeet is having a meltdown
>>1804549
and they're not even in front of a crowd yet
>>1804504
>>1804504
>>1804504
>>1804507
>>1804504
i called it
>>1804504
FVAAAAARRRRRKKKKK
>>1804573
its actually just so frustating to watch because the team isnt bad when they are playing well but their fucking mental has to be the worst in the scene
>>1804558
he's Zywoomaxxing
im new to this game but wow this s1mple guy looks pretty good
>>1804507
Uhh, bro??
pathetic , stop making those retards look good.
>>1804504
I FUCKING KNEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>1804507
APOLOGIZE NIGGA
SAY "I DON'T KNOW BALL" RIGHT NOW NIGGA
>>1804504
i apologize
>>1804507
finna #FaZeUp right about now
>>1804569
4 with NEO
>>1804507
KWAB
>>1804504
I always believed but I still kneel.
I've seen enough, FaZe wins this major 3-0 all the way.
>>1804504
whale oil beef hooked
ts tuff
https://richardlewismerch.com/products/no-majors-club-2025-shirt
fuck faze and fuck their fat fuck igl