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>>1806202Yup. Uncs gotta deal with it.
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Fairly good odds on Legacy as well.
>>1806209seems pretty "worth"
i think legacy wins more once in every 3.5 bo3s vs mouz
>>1806214It's a good bet imo. I posted it last thread
>>1806175 and the map pool is in favor of Legacy. On top of that you have Legacy in top form and MOUZ under tons of pressure to perform.
NIP is out 5th/6th in this garbage lan
>>1806228I didn't even know that was running. BO3 as well but no reason to suddenly doubt NIP. I still think they're a decent tier 2 team.
>>1806228Did you watch it or are you just looking at the results? If you did watch were they just outclassed or are we back to NIP downfall?
>>1806237just results
they lost to fnatic and ecstatic
>>1806238Okay. Fnatic beating NIP makes sense, they're in that same fall from grace and now eternal tier 1.5 / 2 org category to me. No clue about Ecstatic tho, I looked them up on hltv and don't know a single on of the names on the roster. "nut nut" is a weird name to chose...
>>1806221It's a bit overplayed. I don't follow Valorant at all and I lost interest in League over time so I can't say what exactly the recent incidences where. Here's a nice overview. Most of these are warnings but they get handed out for very minor things like flipping somebody.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vToDuaA1JyOscmclCrn83ogLoC57WutxqLdQTtCik39Yj4lVr_uZSll8dOGalteUVjHmWyfpH3pd6r4/pubhtml#
>>1806228it's retarded how teams travel to this only because it gives so much vrs points. the prizepool is much lower than random online tournaments there are several of every month. you can't even cover travel and housing costs unless you get like 1st or 2nd.
>>1806264Don't hate the player, hate the game
By which I mean hate Valve
Do NA people count malbs as one of their own?
>>1806278I think SA claims him
>>1806278america is a latinx country now so yes
>>1806264I mean I agree on NiP attending Fragadelphia, but this is a Swedish LAN, it's makes sense for Scandinavian tier 3 teams to attend it.
It also has a bigger prize pool than Fragadelphia lmao.
>>1806197 (OP)If Faze don't win this major, it's the ultimate shame right? They are the superteam, legendary IGL, all their players were the stars of their teams, they have the most firepower, the crowd will side with them and will help them. If they don't win, they should forever and be laughed at and be forever knwon as the biggest chokers of counter strike.
>>1806287But Guatemala is on the North American continent. Are they really that prideful to not embrace him?
>>18062932/5 are scandinavians
If VP, Mouz and G2 win today it will be faze vs vitality in the quarter finals
>>1806278the ones who actually know where guatemala even is do, I think
>>1806296They are still based in Sweden tho
>>1806294they get mogged by vitality all day long
what firepower lol, rain is 40yo, simple is washed beyong human comprehension, forsen is good yes, elige is trash and karrigan is meh
>>1806294>They are the superteamFalcons and Vitality are superteams. This FaZe iteration is a hail mary in karrigan's words. Pre major they were terrible and brought in s1mple who hadn't been great in the few matches he played for Falcons. Imo playoffs is already overachieving.
>>1806300It can happen in more ways than that, also
VP + Legacy + G2
VP + Mouz + G2
Pain + Mouz + G2
Pain + Legacy + G2
>>1806294karrigan and rain are washed mids
elige and frozen are decent but not exactly star tier
>>1806303they're all star players, all of them, all they need is to trust each others and to sacrifice themselves from their mates when needed, they do that and they beat everybody.
>>1806304falcons only have niko and monesy, niko is losing the plot more and more, who is kyxsan? who the fuck is muster purple patch teses? magisk has been a deadweight in cs2.
In Vitality only zywoo and ropz are elite players, mezii is some T2 shitters who was lucky that the first and second choice vitality wanted didn't agree to join and that his agent is the agent of most vitality players, only reason why he joined vitality. flamez is from t2.
>they're all star players, all of them
lol
Did the uncs finally acquiesce and moved over to the real thread?
>>1806294>> zywoo troons coping beforheand
>>1806313he's the red giant
>>1806313he's a star player willing to do the dirty work
>>1806318vitality have the best teamplay, not the bet players.
>faze has the most firepower
>>1806306your a wiser man than me anon. i just click around until i get the fixture i was looking for
>>1806323idk man /ourguy/ maui says all 5 of them are top 20 players
>>1806294vitalityniggas projecting like a motherfucker
>>1806323they have top 5 in role every role at least, arguably top 3. they miss just one element: cultural impact
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uh oh zysissies!!! im s-s-s-scared!!!!!
>>1806330yeah I'm sure in a 1v1 elige would lose to apex
come on now
>>1806334are you saying I'm wrong?
>>1806339yes you're wrong, this ranking is based on "achievements" from recent events. you're telling me apex has more firepower than elige? or that mezii has more firepower than xantares?
>>1806335what a bitter loser, he'll lose, have a meltdown, get more tattoos, do more drugs and die in a car accident.
>>1806343yeah! hes right you guys!! us zysisters have n-nothing to worry about!!
>what a bitter loser, he'll lose, have a meltdown, get more tattoos, do more drugs and die in a car accident.
>>1806344god you're shitscarred of zywoo asserting his dominance uh? how will you cope? will you leave for valorant?
s0mlpefags are barking again
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>over rated due to having a good team around them
>accused of cheating early on in career (clearly was cheating)
>incredibly arrogant
>in terrible shape
>fraudulent major win
>HLTV is incredibly bias towards them and inflates their rating
>total fraud
pic unrelated, im talking about zywoo
>>1806350>(clearly was cheating)proofs?
>>1806352https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls-BKA3kz8Y
Are we back to 2016? FalleN is in a Major playoffs held in the US while s1mple and EliGE are on the same team and also in playoffs.
>>1806358Fallen major winner in 2k25 confirmed
>>1806353Meh
It's nothing considering how many hours of live gameplay he has and only a couple of suspicious moments like this. Also, if you ever played with a wallhack even for a couple of days, you would know how much of a noob you become afterwards without it
>>1806362>how many hours of live gameplay he has and only a couple of suspicious moments like thisso this is an extreme outlier and even more notable?
>if you ever played with a wallhack even for a couple of days, you would know how much of a noob you become afterwards without itwrong, many pros ascribe their gamesense to walling, like demo review in real time where you can tell what your actions result in
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>>1806362Zywoo deniers are flat earthers of CS, don't pay attention to them
>>1806365>players are messaging Faceit to glaze ZywOoCool story bro
ZywOo's just one of those prodigies who understand the game on a higher level than the rest, like Flash in BW.
if vitality fumbles this major hltv should seriously consider retracting the comically fraudulent 2020 #1
>>1806373everyone else got better.
hmmmmmmmm today I am feeling a mouz upset win
Donk has 1.15 kills/round on faceit this year. But in NA it's 1.45 kills/round.
NA is literally just ez. Everyone is bad and fat.
https://www.hltv.org/news/41902/short-news-week-24#27
scrawny better fucking not be casting today
>>1806387They're Blast's preferred duo so they're probably on today and going to cast the finals
is gaules brazilian ohne? he's gets a lot of viewers.
>>1806387I just watch it in another language with pop out chat from the main channel, I don't understand what they say but it's better than listening to scrawny screaming at the top of his lungs and launders going "oohhhh" and constantly talking about shit no one cares about for hours.
>>1806392hes ohne is ohne was a sweaty ape
>>1806392Other way around. ohne is the European Gaules. Gaules was doing this before ohne was prominent.
is ohne cheerign for brazil or mouz?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
If one (very likely) upset happens today Faze gets as close to a direct ticket to the grand final as it's humanly possible
>>1806404>faze beating furialmao
molodoy will put s0mple in his place
>>1806404wow they finally fixed the simulator
>>>1805745honestly it's pretty embarassing for the other "pros" that s1mple, a guy that hasn't played officials in years and has been half-assing it on faceit before the event is top5.
oh man dupreeh is so boring
>>1806404this would be so fraudulent for faze. not a single top 10 team to get into finals.
>>1806412>hasn't played officials in yearswe just pretending he didn't flop two comebacks last year
>>1806414name 10 teams better than mongolz
>>1806414except this top 5 team, twice
winning pistols means nothing if you lose the follow up
>>1806418mongolz is bad lol they lost to faze
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
There's NO fucking way Legacy win this. I bet 500 euros on MOUZ
Howling Brazilian monkeys
>>1806431>betting on the favoritei've never gotten why people do this
if you're going to gamba, at least do it for a big payout, not 10% or some shit (i don't gamba)
>>1806392>>1806399>>1806397ohne = wright brothers
gaules = alberto barbosa dumont
>>1806431>I bet 500 euros on MOUZwell, that was fucking stupid
>>1806431bro for what, 1.2? legacy was like 4x
>>18064391.35
Also made a separate cheeky bet 400 euros on MOUZ 1.65 live bet :)
>studio merchants
>screaming monkey triggers their stage fright
mouz are done
>>1806431>>1806209 I gave you a golden ticket 5 hours ago anon...
it's too ez for dumau, screaming isn't even worth it
>play on jungle map
>Brazilians get a boost
m*uz getting eliminated by huezillians would just be too good to be true, sorry fellas
they might take a game but the universe doesn't hand out crazy upsets like that often
>2nd map is inferno
it's over
Bestia finna commit suicide after this bo3
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>5-9
Jewcrew has 3 combined and the half is about to be finished
>>1806445He is not doing anything different, blast is actually muting him
>>1806453kwab
you're not him lilbro
>>1806447This is 100% MOUZ comeback to win 16-13 on OT and 13-6 victory on Inferno
>>1806453lil j forgot to goon before the match :skull:
they're so obviously giga cheating
they always know where the opponents are
Bet your house on MOUZ to win map 1 do it right now you puzzies
>>1806460He might just be
Ancient is a ct sided map, mouz will bounce back once they switch sides.
>>1806431Anon betting against the favela pros will end up living worse than the average favela dweller
>>1806454>Jewcrew has 3 combined and the half is about to be finishedDumau's germanic ancestry is a natural debuff to them
>>1806454>blast is actually muting himkek, jews got their fefes hurt
Legacy sus (self.GlobalOffensive)
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Ngl, a team that lost without reaching double digits in each game to Bestia, a t2/t3 SA team beating t1 opponents left and right and doing the plays that they do just doesn’t seem right to me. Always doing risky plays and they always seem to be “omniscient”.
They have to be cheating right?
On the other hand lmao faze will win this major
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Dumau every time he wins a round (even against full eco).
mouz don't deserve to make it atp but i hope they win because ohne would seethe
i think he might literally cry if they have a comeback on this map
vitality lucked out so hard
>>1806474faze wont beat spirit or botality
>>1806478Why does he have such a hateboner?
i have seen enough, faze smashes anyone in the playoffs.
>>1806481faze havent lost a major playoff game that wasnt a final for the entirety of CS2
>>1806482Literally no one likes MOUZ other than j*ws
>>1806478ohne hates Mouz? based
>>1806479vitality starting an era because hamas attacked israel. kino.
most kino final would be faze spirit rematch but this time faze wins a giga close game 3
100 bucks on MOUZ cumback
Sycrone timeout = eco w
>>1806485their lucky charm left
>>1806491where do i withdraw my winnings
>>1806494s1mple only just joined though?
>mouz is supposed to be a top 3 team in the world
KEK
this doesn't look like the same team that destroyed spirit just 2 months ago
>>1806501they are, legacy are top 1
>>1806494Both broky and ropz had bad juju
t. empath
is this bad enough to be a cct major? that's the only kind zywoo can win...
>legacy has taken a map off Vitality and Mouz
>has won a BO3 against Faze
They're not even tier 2 lmao
basedbasedbasedbasedbased
xertion lmao he had two free kills there and got zero
Bestia Bros how are we feelin?
>>1806482he thinks they're npcs (the irony)
Think bestia would've performed this well?
mouz mentality must be fully buck broken
Bestia would make semis minimum
ummmmm mouz bros... our jews are choking again...
for me
it"s muting the stream whenever pimp talks
>>1806519lol no
legacy has legit players
>>1806523recessive chin envious of chad looking latto
>>1806469>germ scene so ass they're claiming dumauwhat happened to s1n and co
>>1806518yeah damn he seems really pissed
im torn now whether id rather see ohne seethe or legacy win
>>1806535>losing to noodles and coffee
Legacy aren't good they were just never anti-stratted
>>1806540tranime names are so fucking gay
>>1806535n1ssim was in contract jail since the Copenhagen Major
anybody hyped up for niko finally winning his major after kyousuke goes 2.0 rating in budapest
>>1806543Sure whatever, just eliminate M*uz please
>>1806547i think there's a good chance. kyousuke will be a top 5 player.
dumao showing off his mouse collection suddenly makes a lot of sense
>i wanna say something STUTTER STUTTER STUTTER "TH TH TH TH TH TH TH" SOUNDS
jesus fuck just shut the fuck up please pimp
has an underdog this big ever made major playoffs?
>>1806554cloud9 with stewie and tarik
>>1806547This will happen, kyousuke is inevitable, but for now I am more excited about legacy winning this major with dumau getting mvp
>>1806554Avangar or Copenhagen Flames maybe
>>1806557not even close. big underdogs for winning it, sure, but not making playoffs.
have legacy started a new meta? dry entrying with smokes to prevent trading kills
>>1806554QUANTUM FIRE BELLATOR
>>1806554Into the Breach made top 8 from open qualifiers in Paris
>>1806562>>1806563i guess these two are similar
>>1806554>>1806562It's quantum bellator fire, got 5th-8th place in Eleague major. literal whos.
that latto ak is goated ngl
>>1806554https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPgrADqCWfU
Legacy is the whitest team on this Major LoL
>>1806569had a single player from qbf done anyting before that? at least legacy players are known to be kinda good.
the average matchmaking russian plays like less of a pussy as mouz is playing right now
>>1806554Into the Breach
But Legacy is even more of an underdog since they weren't even supposed to be here
>>1806574Jimppa has been completely useless all major, massive choker
>>1806573I don't think so.
>>1806577I wouldn't pin it on any specific player, they all are taking turns in eating shit. Spinx seems to be the only one that even bothers to turn up
>>1806571it's winter in brazil, put them 2 weeks under the sun and they look black
gotta play like a retard to counter legacy
>>1806573one of them won a major
xertion got bigger tits than freya
>>1806557they were like fifth in the world
not even the biggest underdog major winners
HAHAHAHAHAA
mouz though they were smart with Brollan challenging banana solo and rotating +2 to B
get fucked you little bitches
jimpphat gotta be antisemite right?
>>1806587>>1806573oh shit I thought you said "after that"
>>1806587yes, but not BEFORE
are they cheating, how are the monkeys doing it
>>1806591>goon addictno, he is their slave
okay they getting smoked by banana nades
>>1806594fallen into the playoffs buff, he's the grandfather of their scene so he has given them morale boost.
>>1806595he's trying to rebel
Xertion and Sp0nx cheats subscription ended, Mossad is allocating resources elsewhere
>>1806591he turned down falcons tho
Do brazillians use pagers? Asking for a friend
>that stinx spray
look even pros should use follow recoil
>another top 5 team knocked out before playoffs
Vitality mickey mouse major 2: electric boogaloo incoming
>>1806610it's literally a bo3, the better team should win it. mouz are frauds.
>>1806610you realise it helps spirit once again right? faze eliminated all the teams that were a threat to spirit, now falcons and mouz who toyed around with spirit won't make the playoffs
desu i feel like legacy needs to win inferno
>>1806610Sorry to break it to you brudda, but cucktality are not winning shit in Austin
>>1806612spirit is literally outgunned by vitality per position assuming that donk = zywoo.
>>1806612>faze eliminated all the teams that were a threat to spirit last major.*
>>1806610mouz is gonna win tho
>>1806610no one gives a flying fuck about Vitality's punching bags getting eliminated autistbro
>>1806612good because they're the only ones who can realistically beat vitality
>>1806610this mouz would just be 13-3'd twice over with the way they're playing right now, Legacy would likely give them a better challenge
legacy are narrow maps babbies
>not a single interesting match today
see you next week anons
Im gonna get called a salty Jew but I’m 100% convinced Legacy is cheating
+++ BREAKING NEWS +++
EliGe's and s1mple's pictures have been updated on hltv
Is it possible to cheat on LAN?
>>1806624was that esp clip ever deboonked?
that whiff was so bad bro
>>1806630no one has ever done it
I've seen enough, mouz is back baby, they are going all the way to the finals
>>1806611it's funny, I thought you were gonna jump to the obvious conclusion (it's a bo3 and map 2 isn't even half over), but you had some other dumb shit you were reaching for
>>1806630Nikhil "forsaken" Kumawat is a retired Indian Counter-Strike: Global Offensive player who briefly played for OpTic India in 2018. During the 2018 eXTREMESLAND Finals, he was caught using cheating software, leading to his team's immediate disbandment. He was also found to have used the same cheats in the 2018 ESL India Premiership Fall Finals, resulting in a 5-year ban from ESIC.
>>1806640he said he didnt do it on lan, retard
>>1806637i think it was the legacy vita game
there was a pink dot in the smoke right where a player was standing. supposedly a team ping
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LETS GO LEGACY
what's going on in the minds of mouz players right now?
>>1806630yeah mouse or keyboard would have the cheats on them
or you could have an external device relaying you information
I BEG YOU God PLEASE help the hues out
>>1806643yes, good pistol win at long last
>>1806650where would you hide such a device
remove mp9 from the game when?
GRINGO SISSY PUTA VAMO CARALHO!
>>1806654anal plug sending binary vibrations pointing where the enemies are
>>1806649https://youtu.be/4CpZj5rv9Xo
>>1806656It truly is disgusting
SMG patterns shouldn't be straight down
brollan is so shit oh my god
bro legacy didnt buy anything, they were still on their anti eco mp9s
he has fucking cheats in his neck
>>1806662also known as the "bonus round" in competitive CS lingo
>>1806665>wearing a greentext arrowhe’s one of us
Cheeky 200 usd bet on mouz comeback
>>1806665The buttplug tech is super good nowadays, it vibrates when you look at a player through a wall
>>1806654like you could strap it to your torso or ankle
maybe an inner ear device
literally just 1 buzz for left/a 2 buzz for right/b
has entire map just been random rush calls?
>>1806672They are using metal detector wands this event afaik
>>1806658that would require a lot of training
like what if somebody cums during the game, that would definitely be suspicious
Why does MOUZ keep swapping between the red and white jerseys?
>>1806671so that's why pros "crowd cheat"...
>>1806669very low quality post
>>1806669hahaha nice post bro
Insider info: s1mple has failed the drug test.
>>1806678they're templars
>>1806675>this eventnot most events, also you could hide the device inside the keyboard or a phone case
>>1806683He has a prescription for alcohol brother
hope they get it over the line, been 2 big thrown rounds now
>>1806686I'm assuming you aren't allowed to have your phone on you lol
>>1806688make that 3, tragic
>>1806686>not most eventsnot true. it's the standard for big events
>>1806689you are allowed to bring it into the event ie past the metal detectors
with jews you win
kneel, brazilian monkeys
he shouldve hid after the kill
>>1806693and then you put it in a box that the admin puts somewhere else
bro, you're talking out of your ass
legacy is throwing this so hard rn
why the fuck did he walk through smoke
>>1806699they are shitters and need to be eliminated
>>1806697not the second you pass the metal detector check you are talking out of your ass they take it when you are going to play
i'm convinced ohne lost a big bet on mouz at some point
this sort of delusional hatred doesn't come from "they're boring"
>>1806702Are you the anon that bet on MOUZ?
So many 5v4 throws in a row, finally they win one
>>1806704are you brown you sound brown
>>1806702they definitely have that mossad tier bluetooth in their hidden phone case cheating devices. it's all making sense now
>>1806708No. I'm nordic as fuck. Prussian-German ethnicity.
where are the mouz doubters now?????????????????????????????
how did legacy get this far with such AWPer?
Another saazdin choke in apartments
saadzin literally threw the map, gg it's over
>>1806713its not over lil bro
i fucking hate mouz so much
gj you barely squeezed past tier 3 hues
>>1806716true but why is the other A player doing a suicidal smoke walk push
>>1806719>gj you barely squeezed past tier 3 huesMap isn't over and even if they win this one it's still a bo3.
cmon lelgacy vanquish the jews
maan inferno is turning into such a SHIT map. Savings galore, throws 24/7, 0 retake potential, stacks with no info etc.
okay it's over, nuke is mouz best map
Was Negev used in this major yet
legacy is goign to be so mindbroken in map 3
it's over bros
it's over for legacy
mouz is gonna sweep nuke
dumau so quiet that whole half, I think their brains finally realized they were about to make the major
>>1806727It really is a shit map by today's standards but we get the occasional kino decider
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cool under pressure as always
wait I thought it was over kek, there is still nuke.
mouz is literally the greatest nuke team in the world lmao mouz 13-0
This dog awper had 4 or 5 rounds on a platter and just refused to win
>>1806727For low elo it's tough as well because of the volumetric smokes
There used to be gaps in smokes if you just eyeballed them or threw them poorly but now they just cover every choke
>>1806743nta but not being sexually attracted to pieces of plastic doesn't make you jewish
>>1806747it's an advantageous position since he can see them but they can't see him
>>1806748Lil bro thought he was KennyS
>>1806751>plasticyt hag cope
>>1806755i'll take a wrinkly yt hag over plastically enhanced insectoids any day of the week
I can't believe saadzin failed to hit a guy with an usp from the back with like a full spray then got flick 1 tapped, that was 7-5 right there, not to mention all the critical awp misses after, they would've been in playoffs now if he didn't suddenly become garbage
I WANT JEWS GONE FROM THIS MAJOR
ALL OF THEM
>>1806759natty and you're inceldom is showing
>>1806760He hit him once tho
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ARGHHHHHHH GRINGO PUTA WE WILL RAPE YOU ON DE NUKE JUST WAIT
Saadzin is nervous as fuck the jews will make it
>>1806743what does heineken being gross have to do with jews now?
onhe has to be throwing on purpose the geogussr games
no way he's that retarded
are those scout wallbangs from saadzin legit?
three in one round is a bit much no?
At this point just fucking spinbot and tank a ban as long as mouz loses
I guess stealth cheats weren’t enough
>>1806760toggle off because ur 10-4
>>1806779back to toggling after a loss
>>1806775the vtumor posts make so much sense after seeing this
>>1806778Wish he could do that on inferno, but ragetoggling to secure the 3rd map is fine too
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>NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>1806746>got wiped by Liquid>now losing to LegacyUh huh
Wait a minute, but I got told by /magog/ that Mouz are going to rape these "macacos" on their best map(Nuke)?
what happens if they confirm legacy is cheating?
>>1806793reputation of CS ruined
>>1806793hope iran sends a missile straight into your bunker buddy!
torzshit stats from map 1 and 2
>>1806793Mandatory anal inspections for each major
ct sided map don't forget
>>1806793nothing
valve can't risk disclosing something like that because it would confirm you CAN cheat on lan
so this is just a schizo thread now huh
at least be funny about this
he's shocked by how bad he is
SPINX COUNTERTOGGLE
GAME OF TOGGLES
>>1806793They aren't
dumau and latto were hailed as some of the biggest talents coming out of Brazil a couple years ago and did kinda show everyone why in TACO's Godsent roster, but had issues with ghosting in important matches
Now they're actually, finally, constantly playing to their potential, maybe because there's no pressure since they weren't even supposed to be here
kino game
dead thread
get cancer americans
SEND THEM BACK TO TEL AVIV WHILE ROCKETS RAIN DOWN ON THEM
>feels like Mouz are always walking into stacks
I agree with the caster it’s crazy, like Legacy somehow always knows where Mouz is going every single round…
are american crowds any good?
specially when they don't have any US team to cheer on?
>>1806810Or maybe Ashkenazi Jewish IQ isn't as high as we thought
>>1806813last one was really bad
>>1806814brollan isn't jewish
>>1806813>specially when they don't have any US team to cheer on?They have FaZe
>>1806813no
didn't you watch dallas?
>>1806814spinx is a literal nigger
>>1806813dallas was dogshit so i assume it's gonna be about the same
are legacy players just good or are they cheating?
why does that one guy play at a diagonal angle kek
saadzin that was the worst attempt at a flick i have ever seen from a pro awper rofl
We have been down this road before in Inferno
>>1806818>>1806820you have to take into consideration iem dallas was at the same time and venue as dreamhack so a lot of casuals were there
the flag of rape has been raised
the ring of brazil has been worn
Now I am not saying we are gonna win, because nuke t side can be pretty hard, but I honestly think there's a chance.
kick those monkeys out im tired of hatewatching
jew rubbing his hands frenetically.
>>1806793There's north europeans that to this day believe SK cheated. Its the absolute cope of copes.
i feel like they're gonna screw up somehow now
Mouz play like they're over socialised on nuke
>>1806843Rio looks even better
just win the fucking pistol
>>1806843zoomed out so you don't see the mongrel crack addicts
what the fuck? he forgot he had bomb?
mouz doubters awfully silent...
Macacosbros... I start to feel scared
niggas really forgot nuke is a really ct sided map
>>1806851mourning having to see this zero charisma having dogshit team in the playoffs
ahahaAHJHAHAHAHA STUPID KIKE
jew relies on hiding in a corner with an smg lmfaoooo still loses ahahaha
Disgusting anti Semites in this chat
LMFAO THE WHIFF AND 180 FLICK
how do these jews manage to keep crawling out of holes
Why is everyone shouting now?
what's the point of the mp7 when the mp9 is always better
>>1806864you can get mp7 on t
How is it possible to lose that 4v3
>>1806865mac10 is also better than the mp7
Based. Fuck monkeys. Fuck mudslimes. Fuck polcels.
>>1806870mp7 is much better at range than mac10
>>1806876and every rifle is much better at range than the mp7
>>1806876Yeah but for only 300 extra you can get a Galil
>>1806881yes and no one buys mp7
Get that banana out of your mouths and stop choking
>>1806876please don't use a smg for long range
use a galil lil bro
>>1806880vgh freya my goddess
is the zoo closed? i cant hear the monkeys anymore
>>1806884sometimes i thinks it's a bit but in moments like this, it's obvious it isn't. at least not fully
>>1806891they died of aids sadly
It's over. Spinx outbrained them.
tragic that torzshit is allowed into playoffs. he's so bad.
wait - so you take full outside control, and you see someone going up the ladder in lobby; meaning it's clear they have full control of that area.
SO WHY DO YOU PUSH ALL INTO LOBBY WHERE THEY ARE, INSTEAD OF JUST USING YOUR ALREADY EXISTING MAP CONTROL AND GOING SECRET OR HEAVEN?
I hate BRs but I'll respect Legacy
They brought us a lot of kino matches
no cigar
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WHAT PART OF ISRAEL ARE YOU FROM
>>1806903A true gooner lives by that quote.
>>1806601WE ARE FUCKING BACK
once again european bvlls > latinx sissies
>>1806865>>1806876I've tried to be the one who gets the MP-7 to work but it's not a competitive SMG.
MP9, Mac-10 and Galil render it useless.
the most dysgenic team of all time
BESTIA bros we are vindicated
never bet against the jews and you'll never lose again
Legacy was cool, I wonder if someone's going to buy out Dumau's contract, try for another latin american super team.
bestia wouldve made playoffs
these last 2 games were a turning point for MOUZ, they win the major now with their increased mental strength
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less kills less rating but still won
>>1806924They're cucks incapable of ever winning something noteworthy
piggems
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>>1806918it's locked in but i flubbed stage 2 so it doesn't matter
>>1806898They read where Spinx was though, I guess it's sometimes better to isolate and kill the player in a location that you know rather then walk into completely unknown territory
>>1806925proof that brains > brawns
gege, saadzin lost them inferno and they all fucked up on nuke t side, big throws in winning positions but no one expected them to get to this point anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6j8vvQdsuI
it's up, you can finish it before the next game starts
It's nitpicking but why the fuck was Legacies coach just lounging in the chair completely unanimated?
Brother stand up and look professional holy fuck.
KEK POLCELS SILENT LIKE DUMAU, GOT A COCK IN YOUR MOUTH?
>>1806939he's brazilian mate what do you think?
>>1806934mouz just got really lucky
almost jew lucky
>>1806939I don't think I ever saw him speaking during TOs. It was all Dumau and Lux.
>>1806940they're literally spamming
in all history of esports there has never been an uglier team than this (not counting tranny teams)
Mouz is not fun to watch, boring
People dislike Anubis because it is so T sided but Nuke is an absolute classic map despite being the same in the other direction. What gives?
>>1806955old good new bad
>>1806950Physically there may have been, but their players certainly have the ugliest personalities
>>1806956this but unironically
piggies
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>>1806950ugly players = OUR GUYS
>>1806950What is your obsession with pretty boys? How many cocks you sucked today huh? 500?
>>1806960ignore seething monkeys
Mouz is so much fun to watch, entertaining!
We are rooting for VP and g2
actually a good take from p0mp for once
>played like shit but kept their mental and brought it back anyway (unlike failclowns)
i don't think i remember a single crazy comeback when siuhy was still in the team. if pre-brollan mouz were ever "too far" behind it felt like they just gave up/ran out of ideas
wow a rerun
>brazilians in the 2-2 pool choking to mouz
>americas "representing" international stack in playoffs
liquid watch party kek, hotel chair style
>>1806975Most intelligent monkey
mouz
>no aura
:/
mongolz
>no aura (asian)
:O
>>1806981>no auraFake news, Mouz got tons of aura.
i still cant get over this legacy throw
>>1806989It's okay Maui. Your height doesn't define you.
>>1806984they're literally mouz but asian
>ugly >only one guy bringing the energy>awkward, boring interviews (and no, it's not a language barrier thing, i've watched their interviews in mongolian) >shits the bed as soon as there are more than 20 people in the roomthe only things they have going for them is that they have a style of cs that sticks out, and a top 5k chess player as their igl, which is a pretty fun gimmick
i hope mongolz wins because otherwise me might get this cancer bracket
>>1806993>and a top 5k chess player as their iglnot anymore
>>1806995you think they're kicking him?
glad that screeching retard lost ngl
>>1806994well i wanted g2 to win for the lulz but this bracket is a fucking horror
>>1807000otherwise it's this, assuming vp wins
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>>1807002this is just a pretty even bracket overall, a lot better than the other
>>1807002either way faze will not get to finals so honestly doesnt matter
i trust my Furia to crowdcheat their way to their first major title
>>1807007s1mple vs electronic kinda kino tho
>>1806994actually if pain and g2 wins we get the absolute worst of all. the best 4 teams all on one side.
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the most kino outcome (sorry fazebros)
>>1807012god please i hope it happens
>>1806997no they made the guy who got eye surgery igl
>>1807022niko would never
>>1807012imagine we get this and g2 somehow make it to the finals while falcons dropped out in stage 2
s1mple DOMINATED these chinese sissies....
>>1807021techno? sauce?
liquipedia says it's still blitz
>>1807029I live in the Orkhan province
>>1807030ive been saying he's not ready for tier1 even before major started
>>1807032woah how could you have possibly gleamed this?
thirdie dogs learn their place
>ence
>monte
>g2
>liquid
any more teams that pol-ACKs have ACK'd?
Why are MOUZ players not effected by the bombings like ukranian players were when their war started?
>>1807036i'm significantly smarter than you so i already complained about this pick up months ago instead of doing it during the major
Reminder m0NESY would probably be in the playoffs already if he stuck with G2
>>1807041who cares, he's getting the 2nd best rifler in the world soon and will never lose again
>>1807039because israel has been in the know wrt the plans of empire since the beginning. (((ukrainians))) are simply pawns controlled by big jew, driven by russophobia alone
>>1807044facts, we need another spirit vs navi match to show these nafo drones they are garbage
>>1807040hes already washed out of t1 multiple times, everyone knew this already
Imagine trusting Poles in CS today
>>1807053Imagine trusting Poles
fify
why are the two worst performing players on g2 polish?
should've won vs navi you fucking retards
-hades
+pasha
would this save g2?
here's an idea: don't leave your awper alone every round when he's already struggling
g2, put me in, i'll work cheaper than saw
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the golden horde
>>1807057put poles in camps and then we can make a proper g2
>>1807058not snax or taz's job
yea this match and the next one are dogshit ill just wait for playoffs
g2 threw 2 bo3 in a row
>>1807061>tactics aren't the igl's or coaches jobwhat do they do?
>>1807066steal paychecks, igl is a fraud role and coaches are useless
>>1807066provide jobs for other poles
gaules is so fucking ugly kek
>>1807067based silver
>>1807068actual trvke
>>1807066They're used for cheating in online games
>>1807066idk what these niggers are on about but igl calls strats as the game progresses based on the second to second info
Coaches probably just serve as a 6th player whose role is to data crunch and use that to set which focus areas their players gotta work on / prepare for, depending on their opponents
>tfw no flags so not sure if should report racism because it might be from a firstie and not a thirdie
i didn't, for the record. the 'gog still has the assumption of being european or of european descent
>>1807078>Coaches probably just serve as a 6th player whose role is to data crunch and use that to set which focus areas their players gotta work on / prepare for, depending on their opponents>yo this unsupported awp thing isn't really working>keep doing it!taz da goat
>>1807079judging by cs threads on other boards this place is like 80% non-white, mostly inhabited by brazilians, russians and americans
>>1807081americans and russians are white though
>>1807081meanwhile (in our reality) the sp threads are filled with europeans
>>1807082only like 40% of americans and most of them are over 60
https://x.com/lynnvision_/status/1933944992579633360
>>1807084my state is 75% non-hispanic white
>>1807088>vamos brazilkek the brics butthurt is palpable
>silvers really think IGL actually makes a difference ingame and that strats arent just based on spawns
>>1807089yeah and your state has a population of 3 million people in a country of 350 million
>>1807089That's lower than any white country bwo...
so, is broky going to gl or g2?
>>1807089that's still significantly lower than every european country
>>1807096>nooo there's brown people 2000 miles away from you so you're not white ?
>>1807097not anymore western europe is flooded with muslims
>>1807103Yeah and not even the worst shitholes are sub 90%
>>1807103>?the point is that your country is less than 50% white and most whites are so old they probably never heard about CS, so it's safe to assume most american flags on here are brownoids
>>1807105no they're getting gr1ks
no one is getting broky
>>1807099Could even be Liquid if ultimate's getting cut and he's close to Twistzz
yuros dont have segregation, they constantly run into their violent muslim immigrants whereas America perfected segregation on multiple levels decades ago
yurope is cooked i'm afraid, only slavs will survive.
>>1807107under 30 in uk is almost 40% nonwhite. but it's not just muslims of course. blacks and indians too!
>>1807112too bad they've now locked in this fraud
>>1807095 as their igl
who replaces naf though?
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>>1807115this, all those "whites" in europe are old as fuck, the zoomers are brown
and yuros have violent muslim browns who want them dead + massive taxes, americans have white adjacent christian latinx who want to be seen as white + much lower taxes
>>1807120>this guy has a gf (female)
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>>1807122here are your based trad hispanics bro
>>1807126drompf isnt gonna deport them bro
>>1807099broky in G2 would fit the org "energy" but it would be a downgrade from hades. hades ain't flashy but he was hitting what he was supposed to hit yesterday, G2 only lost because they forgot to feed HeavyGOD before the match.
man hunter is trying to carry but these gooks are cheating
>>1807130g2 is getting sunpayus. it's not even a rumor, it's confirmed by the players.
>>1807129we know, where would he even deport them to when they're already home
whoever crossposted from /sp/, you caused this and now he'll be here for years. thanks.
hues really thought they could hide out here away from the flag autoshibbolether
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Look at dis nigga twistzz omg...
>>1807141his jeans so tight
>>1806905idk but I'm blasting this kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFxJTFtQkew
>>1806925blowout map 1, close maps 2-3
>>1807136no problem bappa
>chinese
>cheating
a tale as old as time
>hades busting out the wock
will this make him better or worse?
>>1807038wym "poles" plural, hades fucked up on 3 of these 4 teams
we're getting the most boring 2-0 playoffs arent we
>>1807161were getting best bracket if vp wins
>>1807161yeah, vitality will stomp everyone unless magix toggles
>>1807152monte had 3 pol-ACKs, didn't they?
dycha sucked on both ence and monte and the polish 4-stack was only good during the honeymoon
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>>1807156>>1807169yeah I'm just jokin about how hades is on his 4th disappointing t1 jaunt if you count the 2 ences separately
>>1807145idk what you guys are arguing about but twistzz is a manlet
>>1807179keep in mind ultimate is only 175 (5'9 for thirdies)
Niko was keeping malbs down
>>1807176not a hades glazer but i don't think he's ever been on a functional team
the first iteration of ence was probably the closest thing and well...
>>1807179me when i find out most people are average height
wait snax is actually a good IGL?
>>1807187nta but the guy on the right is slightly below average
>>1807179but if we do like this then he suddenly mogs ultimate
>>1807189he'a an average IGL but people expect him to move heaven and earth because he was on a team with monesy and ch0ko, he's not worse or better than people like chopper, maj3r, brollan or even aleksi but people complain about him constantly
>>1807189no pressure now that he knows he's gone
>>1807190ultimate looks above 180
>>1807190>5'9>below average
if g2 had monesy this would be an easy win
>>1807191roland looks like the most average dude ever
twistzz looks like a mexican art student who would beg you for money outside a gas station
>>1807195it's below average in europe
>>1807186he was mid as fuck on that ence tho
>>1807187there is no average height. people shorter than me are manlet freak subhumans, people taller than me are showing off and should go play in the nba
twistzz is in the first category
>>1807196Chokesy ain't doing shit lil bro
>>1807199It's not, it's dead average though which is kinda high
is niko watching right now?
is he seething?
>>1807196*goes 0.70 against B8 and Lynn*
Haha yea...
>>1807195i said slightly
keep in mind he's polish and not amexican
>>1807205because of that faggot performance guy
>>1807202you're retarded, the average height in white parts of europe like germany or scandinavia is 5'11
>>1807200and it was a mid as fuck team, which was my point
>>1807208>germany or scandinavia >white parts of europeMake your trolling less obvious
>>1807208You call others retarded but refuse to even look at the data, it's 5'9 to 5'10 in Germany for example. Not 5'11. And Germany is one of the tallest average countries
>>1807211>tell me you're a poltard without telling me you're a poltard
>>1807212if you include geriatrics, average 18-25 year old is 5'11
>Senzu in demon form
Uh oh...
remember when poles said hades had major mvp potential?
>G2 BROKER THAN A JOKER
G2 BROKER THAN A JOKER
>G2 BROKER THAN A JOKER
G2 BROKER THAN A JOKER
>G2 BROKER THAN A JOKER
G2 BROKER THAN A JOKER
>>1807217sorry, i forgot you're retarded so you couldnt figure out that when i said ultimate is below average, i meant he's below average for his age group
>>1807218>senzu in front of a crowduh oh...
>>1807222This time it will be different!
>>1806197 (OP)announcer so fucking bad shut the fuck up
>>1807214>tell me you're a retard without telling me you're a retard
>>1807225he played like ass ever since ch0ko left the team, the only people i feel bad for on g2 are hunter and heavygod
g2 and liquid should merge
they're perfect for each other
Poles letting down G2 again
>>1807223slowly but surely mongolbros!
just 2 more years!
>>1807210they made #2 itw, and then the same core with nertz instead of spinx and an awp upgrade in sunpayus made a bunch of finals and won a t1 lan
a nontrivial amount of the blame for that ence being mid lies at his feet for being a 1.01 awper. in a team with maden, dycha, snappi, you have to really pull your weight
what's donk's record?
he might be about to beat it
>>1807238cs2 record in majors or what?
>>1807238>what's donk's record?5 men at the same time.
>western Europe
>White
kkkkkkkkkkk
>>1807241kills in regulation
I apologize poles, I was unfamiliar with your game
>>1807245is we gettin steel in t1 finally
the nigger pole starts hitting shit 24 rounds in?
hades was saving his energy for that round
910 gigantic balls for that plant.
you know at least techno is basically as bad as hades
>>1807251but he didnt plant?
>>1807245>these are ancestors of the people that held back the mongol hordewhat happened?
>>1807254You know what I meant but fine, plant attempt*
does ANYONE care about the VP - Pain match?
>heavygod is a tank
did the caster just call him fat?
>>1807258brackets are fucked if vp loses so yes
>>1807258I would rather see vp on stage, but no
>>1807258only for the sake of the bracket
Holy shit Senzu came to play on Dust2
insane game from Senzu
if he lifegamed just a little less G2 would have already won in regulation
he only needs 6 more to beat the ticket booth merchant
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>>1807263>>1807262>>1807260>>1807264>b...but VP is playing well!!! Electronic is FINALLY BACK!!
>>1807272this is irrelevant lol
can hades still catch up to senzu in kills?
>>1807272pain are shit too and literally no one was saying anything positive about vp, you schizo
>>1807275no, but he's beat him in deaths
>>1807258Electroonic needs to be removed from the entire CS scene.
>>1807272why did you quote 12 people saying they don't care to make a retarded post that presumes they do care
huNter is the Kovac NiKo wishes he was
>>1807272Holy hell what a retard you are
>>1807281I just wanted some (you)s :(
Tf happened to that Mzinho guy? He stinks
NO ONE is safe from hades
bottomfrag? get out the way
Another lifegame being wasted
>>1807282let's not pretend that hunter hasn't been shit the entire year, or isn't the guy that literally threw the match yesterday by peeking from mexico
>>1807286He's cosplaying the HeavyGod from yesterday. Thankfully (or unfortunately) Senzu is cosplaying ultimate from the Mirage against MOUZ.
G2 STOP KILLLING EACHOTHER WTF
Reddit will never stop seething over based russians
why would anyone ever plant there?
G2 lost the round because hades doesn't trust his teammates, unlucky.
>>1807291>Senzu is cosplaying ultimate from the Mirage against MOUZWe know how that ended...
>>1807293you can tell it was a butthurt belter who made that virtus pro post
>jew unable to cooperate
what did G2 mean by this?
>>1807293>based russiansSoviet subhumans have never and will never be "based"
>CS growing as white nationalist E-Sport with national teams of white Germanics
>Jews break them up into yuromutt teams and insert Israelis and other foreigners
a kovac is a kovac
the choke gene runs strong in that family
>>1807299keep seething pol-ACK, your team is going back to the airport tonight
>>1807299it is june 15 and stalin saved the world from fascism little tyke
>>1807293If you like Russians, you should despise acnetronic for sabotaging their scene.
>>1807299false
yeki, broky, and ropz, are /ourguys/
How many 3v5s are we going to get in this tournament? That's like the 6th wtf.
Other than racism, why do you hate Scrawnders? I think their commentary is really good. Sure he can have some cheesy 1 liners at times but overall it's pretty good.
Fucking mongrelz, hello? Stop ruining my pickems
>>1807314>I think their commentary is really goodI very firmly do not
>>1807313Oh alright but still, so many rounds lost with that much man advantage is crazy.
>>1807314>I think their commentary is really goodNeither do I.
>>1807314they have a tendency to go into yappy skits and not knowing when it's time to wrap them up but mainly it's scrawny's prepared one-liners + he has an annoying voice
>>1807317A 2v5 round like the one we have seen isn't the impossible, losing a 5v3 post plant on Inferno on B is insane.
>>1807320I think his commentary during hype moments is really good. He's a better version of Anders in that regard.
>senzu's gonna have to drop a 50 bomb against g2 to win on an aim map
they don't stand a chance in the playoffs
>>1807301>Europeans should sabotage themselves by staying on national teams, so NA (360 million people) can get the occasional win against a country with 8 million inhabitants
>>1807318Nothing interesting there, I need both VP and magoglz. I only got one 3-0 right and zero 0-3
G2 are worse chokers than Liquid
why did hades (awp) go first in a retake, get a kill, and the no one on g2 wanted to retake at all
>>1807323>He's a better version of Anders in that regardThat's a terrible compliment.
>>1807323>He's a better version of Anders in that regard.
>>1807328it was a joke and he fell for it
>>1807301This dude wasn't wrong
This lifegame will be different, this one will not be wasted.
3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT 3OT
if snax stuck that to start with he had it right???
Is it possible to defuse from the top of that A box?
>>1807342no, the guy from gandalf was already a few steps from killing him
CHOKE2 CHOKE2 CHOKE2 CHOKE2 CHOKE2 CHOKE2 CHOKE2 CHOKE2 CHOKE2 CHOKE2 CHOKE2 CHOKE2 CHOKE2
>>1807326ah okay
I only need one of those two to win but I also put VP and Mongolz through
>>1807342Nah, you could see his fat ass and shoot it.
>>1807323>I think his commentary during hype moments is really goodyou are the first person on earth to have that opinion
>>1807325>Reee Americans o algocope, you're not allowed to be nationalist except as muh yurope
>>1807314Scrawny's screaming voice is unpleasant to listen to and they both go on tangents constantly, I don't mind much when other casters do but these two exclusively talk about shit I don't care to hear about and for way too long
>>1807352it's very common on twitch (reddit)
less so on youtube (4chan)
>awper doing 17-29 on dust2
how the fuck is this so close
anders and the british fags are so much worse so i dont mind scrawny
>>1807363HeavyGod and huNter- carrying his ass
fuck bros I thought I was free but I'm turning into a g2 fan again...
very draining match if this goes to map 3 i'll be a stomp by the team that gets some rounds first
give hades 3 more overtimes and he will activate
>>1807363heavygawd and my nigger hunter
>>1807368i wish it doesn't go to the 3rd just because it's Shitferno
>>1807361I'm watching on youtube.....
>>1807360huh if you're talking about esl pro league they admitted that it was a month long charade that's why they were talking about random bs
Seems like G2 is running out of gas, it's over.
>>1807374>poles>out of gasheh
>>1807364henry is mid
machine and harry are good
hugo has a speech impediment but his commentary is fine
>>1807363Mongolz saved strats for third OT.
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if scrawnders both died they wouldn't be able to cast anymore matches
just sayin'
fucking finally, get those shitters out
embarrassing that mongolz let it get that close
>>1807314launders wont shut the fuck up dude is rambling about shit like he is some CS god but the guy has never left tier 4
Fucking hades can't hit important shots
Let my nigga Senzu get 2 kills for the 50 NUKE please...
>>1807388he cant hit the unimportant ones either
>>1807314launders is cool, knowledgeable guy trying his best to be white. scrawny is kinda annoying
stop running 2 awps
you lose the round everytime
>>1807373they're intolerable regardless of venue, launders doesn't understand cs but thinks he does, and scrawny has no idea when to hype things up or how to sincerely convey excitement and passion, leaving you in an unpleasant uncanny valley of high pitched forced enthusiasm
G2 moment would be to win this round and then lose to the dogwater buy
>>1807389he aces next round
g2 was 1 frag away from qualifying yesterday, when heavychoke missed his spray from car
>>1807395*gets the AWP again*
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>>1807391>launders is cool, knowledgeable guy
>>1807393>scrawny has no idea when to hype things up or how to sincerely convey excitement and passion, leaving you in an unpleasant uncanny valley of high pitched forced enthusiasmholy trvth nvke
malbs really popping off in these last 2 series
>>1807398hes been watching demos since the beginning of csgo nigga. hes also doing alot to help scene grow locally in canaderp, which is based as hell
>OT4
Is that the first of this major?
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man i hate G2 but Mongols are the ugliest niggers out there what even are those hairstyles
bruh, wrap this shit up already
>>1807403not buying your 200 dollar shirts you stinky scamfuck
SCREAM IF YOU LOVE POLAND!!!!
reminder jitu thought this bot was better than s1mple
>everyone is now saying 'vamos'
>>1807403>hes been watching demos since the beginning of csgoyes, that's what makes it so astonishing
>malbs pissing in a bottle
a true pro
>>1807403he's an annoying retard who has no first-hand experience or knowledge
now stfu curry nigger
Mongolz are choking. They're forgetting that they have the upper hand here.
>>1807403he has been garbage since his moment showing up in the scene and has had a huge ego for no reason despite this
>>1807414dumau has more cultural impact than zypoo
lol they raped that setup
They really love that double AWP, huh
>>1807423woman like logic
>>1807373I am not, they are always doing it
>let's go for double AWP
it doesn't work
>let's go for double AWP
it doesn't work
>let's go for double AWP
it doesn't work
they should lose the map just for this
>>1807424people will still say snax is a bad IGL
>>1807426He do be right doe
>>1807426what does zywoo do that other players imitate?
>>1807437try to build a mercenary international superteam for cheap so they can get paid $100k/mo
>>1807432it WILL work next time
Lucky hades saved by no kit on Senzu
>>1807437If you're talking about screaming like a monkey, Apex already beat him to the punch.
>>1807446apex is zywoo?
whoa, the french are more powerful than i thought
>>1807434Niko and Monesy were definitely the problem.
>>1807453Huh? When did they go back to 10k? That's retarded.
>>1807455to make sure T side is even easier
>hades baiting on a retake
>AGAIN
is this the longest cs2 pro match ever?
iirc csgo was like 38 to 35 or something like that
Another OT lets make it happen
What does a Default mean?
whats the most kills someone had on a major?
>>1807460All Spiritfags are weebs.
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>15 kills
How??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>1807456No, c'esti fini. This time for real.
YESSSSSSSSS MALBS YOU GOD
>>1807467the m80-fnatic game was in cs2
CLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCH
YES YES YES YES YES IM COOOOOOMING
OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT OT
dude was having a panic attack after lmao
LET THE LIFEGAME BE REWARDED FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
I don't understand people who finds ot boring or wants it to end quickly, it's the peak of competition and resilience. Like, why we watching CS? To see a boring 13-6?
Dust 3 will be released by the time this match ends
>>1807476he likes to watch
remember that if g2 wins this they still have to play another whole ass map
The only sad part is that we're going to INFERNO if G2 wins
ts fnatic m80 for a new generation
>>1807496because it isn't 3rd map
i get gassed out after a 20 round comp game
how the fuck do these pros still have energy???
>>1807504and faggolz will be buckbroken
>>1807511they (snax) have fat to burn
we are setting a new OT record with this one
>>1807510doesn't matter, if mongols win its over
bro i left at 3vs5 and they won?
>>1807507inferno is such a flukey map too it's so dumb everyone lets it go to the decider
how long before pee break?
https://youtu.be/fUIcOdXPqZI?t=8843
>>1807517whats the current record
THE REAL FRAGGING IGL, BLITZGOD
>>1807523high 50's I believe
>>180752345:42 6 OT in cs:go
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>double AWP
k theyre mad, took them only 50 rounds
>>1807529>cs:gono one cares, unc
let me guess, it was plumbers vs bricklayers
cant wait for the mongolz to lose embarrassingly in the first playoff game
It's over. The lifegame was rewarded.
nt G2 you gave us 2 thrilling series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WlI24rv__g
they're so exhausted now kek
Blitz tilted from his team throwing going for the knife kek
what are the play offs like if pain or vp win?
>>1807535>either faze or spirit>in front of a crowdyeah, that's wraps
>>1807540chinks have no soul
>>1807540blitz just looked pissed his knife kill was stolen
Butterfly effect in full effect.
Heavychoke misses 1 kill in inferno vs mouz -> they lose against mouz -> they have a quintuple OT match against mongolz -> ultimately fail to qualify
>>1807554*navi dunno why i said mouz
ok but all jokes aside, this g2 could actually be pretty good without any polacks, right?
-taz
-hades
is already confirmed and they're fucking trolling if they keep snax atp
I cant imagine Mongolz to get past round 1 of the playoffs
VP needs to lock in fr no cap
>>1807559Stop Asian hate.
>>1807558Snax was pretty good this tournament no?
>>1807561Faze grand finals if paiN win
>>1807561Guaranteed semis for Faze. I'm expecting a Faze/Vitality final.
>>18075603:1 3:2 is irrelevant, they're just consolation prizes. A true chad guesses the 3-0 and 0-3 picks correctly.
We're all sticking around to watch the VP game, right?
>>1807559they can beat over half the teams on a good day
>mouz, navi, furia, pain/vp
all things considered other than no falcons these playoffs look pretty good in terms of the teams.
>>1807570they play either Spirit or Faze althoughbeit
>>1807568>t. is not going to get 5/5 this round
>>1807569FUCK NO ion care who wins in monkeys vs snow monkeys
>>1807574then they're fucked I guess
>>1807572literally the top 6 teams except furia for falcons. Not bad at all.
>>1807569Not like I have anything else to do
>>1807570no they don't lol
>>1807565he had 2 good maps individually and unless something has changed, he doesn't actually do a lot of calling
>>1807575I haven't bought a pass in years. I just play the free ones on HLTV.org
>>1807584show mongolz beating a single one of those teams in front of a crowd right now
>>1807569cheering for vp because i want the kino bracket
>>1807561No matter what mouz won't be in the finals so it's not bad, but I would very much like for vitality to lose, anyone but those 2 or navi winning would be ok
what's the link for the simulator?
>>1807584https://www.hltv.org/results?team=6248
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2381305/the-mongolz-vs-betclic-pgl-bucharest-2025
>>1807569I'm a pain hatewatcher and hatebettor because I keep losing every time I bet against them and they also ruined my pickems
>>1807592realistically pain
hopefully vp
>>1807561Lmao, like 0 decent teams in the bottom half if pain wins
if you love counter strike, you want VP to win, so the brackets get balanced.
>>1807590https://blast.tv/cs/simulator/austin-major-2025-finals
>>1807596pain win guarantees fazekino finals
>>1807596pain win guarantees painkino finals
I will name my son electronic if he wins
I don't really care who wins - VP is a legacy org but I like some of the monkeys at Pain.
biguzera > electronic
nqz > ICY
FL1T >> snow
fame = dgt
FL4MUS > dav1deus
why does flamus sound like a 50 year old librarian?
>>1807616nipples portruding, very disrespectful
>>1807610Pre-kyousuke era of CS does not count, a new calendar starts in Cologne
malbs you deserve the world pookie
>>1807619who's joining alongside him tho
>>1807621don't ever use that word again
>>1807620if I didn't know him personally I'd have thought he was jewish
did they ever reveal why malbs went missing from his seat randomly during OT
>>1807627you personally know zywoo's not jewish?
Some grim hairlines on VP.
>>1807623NiKo
kyousuke
m0NESY
+anchor
+IGL
I don't even know who's considered the best for those roles anymore
>>1807629it was like 4OT or something, bro needed to pee
>>1807623zweih or b1t, if it's the latter he was throwing on purpose the last few months so navi would let him go
>>1807632no way they get rid of their best player, teses
>>1807631insecure twitch faggots talking about hairlines as usual
you'll never be anywhere close to a vagina
If electronic wins this one you just KNOW he's going to faint from screaming at them kek.
Ah I can watch the English stream again, no more clowny
>>1807635nta but teses is not their anchor, uncgisk is
>>1807637holy fucking unprompted seethe, shouldn't you be practicing instead, elige?
>>1807632Can't switch out more than 2 at a time bro, and kyxsan is probably the best option anyway
>>1807640And machine repeating the same 20 phrases is somehow better?
>>1807638that bulgarian faggot is not enough for NiKo who wants to win a major
>>1807639yeah, he does not take banter well
that time he bit his lip bloody and sperged out at degster, i don't think degster had even shouted at them directly
>>1807648Kicked 109 IGLs but never his fault.
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if paiN win we have a mickey mouse playoffs bracket
>>1807646I think they overuse some words but everyone's repetitive to some extent when they talk as much as commentators do, that's not the problem with scrawny or launders
does paiN win, anonettes? i bet for MOUZ and Mongolz to win and I can cash out on my bet and get good money but it'll be even better if VP win
>Okay Niko, I pulled some strings and got you m0nesy and Kyousuke. Now, you are going to share them with me right? A deal's a deal, after all.
>>1807652the reseeding this major has been garbage
just reseed with vrs
>>1807648>just one more igl bro
wait
why did fire vp jame?
>>1807661trials and tribulations
>>1807661They have different game style now. Before they were saving, now they are aggressively saving
>>1807661he fell so deep into the saving rabbithole he's now saving himself from cs
alright i cashed out on my bet and got my money back hope you brazilian faggots win
this really is the shouting major
are fame and fl4mus literally the only white russians in CS? everyone else is some kind of muzzshit or an asian
This snow guy has the most punchable face I've ever seen
snow is so much worse than the rest of those lads
bring in dumau, latto, n1ssim, anyone, and it's night and day
>>1807661he was dragging them down.
As you can clearly see, they are now much better.
this would be the first major to have 4 non-EU teams in playoffs if Legacy hadn't choked
>>1807680and all they needed was saadzin to not suck ass
is FURIA less sovlful now with 2 non-brazilians? do they count as an international team?
>>1807674pain are baggies at this point
they bought an overhyped, overpriced stock and are still coping that it will go to the moon (any day now!)
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the play off bracket has been revealed to me by a gypsy
>>1807683kekindar has more soul than any br player
>go nap
>map goes 28-25
lol
>>1807682man I really wanted Legacy to win this will go in the "what if" moments of CS such as s1mple not getting the jitters vs xseven, stewie not holding B etc
>>1807683>is FURIA less sovlful now with 2 non-brazilians?more
>do they count as an international team?not to brazilians, at least
they probably already have brazilianized nick names for molodoy and yeki
>>1807684Surely he'll end up being good because he's young, right..? Just like that mail person who definitely didn't stagnate and fall off
>>1807689so if FURIA win the major does huezil have 3 majors?
>>1807688people will forget about legacy in a month and never think about them again unless they get a good result in another s tier tournament
maybe a video essay from phy
Second half saves will more fancy and entertaining, get ready
electronic and fl1t are so ugly
What does a Default mean?
>>1807690pretty sure snow quit school for cs
mail09 still goes to school and might continue until he's 18/19
>>1807702nobody cared about cs then
>>1807703nobody cares to remember about Apeks, ITB, Monte or hell, even GL nowadays
>>1807702qfb actually made it to the playoffs thoughever
>brazilian words used to hype themselves up is "penis" and "sperm"
>>1807711caralho and porra are both equivalent to fuck/fucking, from my understanding
paiN is the boring version of Legacy
>>1807716painfully accurate
this is a snoozer
>>1807711yea basically but it doesnt mean that in that context
snow is so fucking bad
the brazilian techno
>>1807722techno was never intended or billed as a star player
fucking snow, the shittier he is the louder he gets
>>1807722>>1807725maybe getting dunked on by his idol in the playoffs will set him straight
I just realized that this paiN is the same core as the OG 9z that made two majors (nqz-dav1deuS-dgt) and that they are one change away from being a Spanish speaking team
Why is CS so unpopular compared to mobas I thought it was the soccer of esports ahahahha
>>1807733Why are you desperate for attention?
>>1807731which other brazilian speaks spanish?
>>1807733it requires skill, so normies are less likely to get interested in the game
>>1807737league is 100x harder than cs
were there any pros at the risk of carpal tunneling in cs? no
>>1807737nta but implying mobas don't require skill is retarded
>>1807736You don't need to get a Brazilian, get tomaszin who's the best talent in SA outside of latto/dumau/insani and can play tough roles
>>1807733For all it's worth I'm glad the most thirdie this scene gets is russians and brazilians who barely speak english. Imagine if we had millions of SEAmonkeys, Viets and South Asians
>>1807738>it's harder because league babies are too retarded to figure out a proper keyboard layout despite having 4 buttons to press!
>>1807740>they are one change away from being a Spanish speaking teami assume nqz speaks spanish. which other brazilian?
>>1807738>>1807739very debatable if league is that much harder desu. dota certainly, but league is such a kiddy game its only marginally more difficult a game.
t. ASSFAGGOTs knower
>>1807743yes, it's mechanically harder since you play for 30 mins constantly pressing buttons and it's also mentally harder
cs is a good esports to watch because it's simple
>>1807744Biguzera learns Spanish
i'm going to bed
i'm predicting vp wins inferno but loses the 3rd map
i don't like how they play today and it kinda sucks because the brackets with vp are more interesting than pain
>>1807751oh, cool. just another (of many) reasons to drop snow
don't think i've seen tomaszin play outside of the shanghai major though
you guys are the strongest warriors for watching this series
VP please win, I need to see electronic screaming.
>gaped 1v1 and called a noob
yeah, he's not recovering from that mentally
>>1807765ty
this is boring as shit
WHAT ARE THEY DOING??????
bro, is electronic schizophrenic? what are these rotations?
https://x.com/BLASTPremier/status/1934311130156990711
kino?
>>1807777jLoser's similar play was better, ngl
>>1807782yeah but you can't make this shot with jL
>>1807783true
i don't think we'll ever even see jLoser in the top 20 again but i can easily see s1mple landing at 10-15 next year if he keeps this form
>>1807790>Spinbotters in majors shaking my head
>>1807790910's reaction made me literally lol
betting my house that electronic screams after they win the map
>>1807793https://x.com/BLASTPremier/status/1934316601186062366
Guys when is BIG playing?
>>1807794>>1807798homeless now
did vp get a mental coach? electronic just a couple of months ago would have been tweaking
>>1807800Being electronic's mental coach sounds like suicide
>>1807801>should i tell the cops?ahh conversations, i'm sure
I wish shotguns were used more often
>>1807807hard to justify on most maps
Holy hell these bots are obnoxious, come on vp humble them already
what happened with those crazy csgo edits where it was all raining and shit
i miss those
>>1807819Some of those tools that enabled that might not be available on Source2. But I could be talking out of my ass here
>>1807819a TO probably hired him
last two videos on his channel were "trailers" for katowice and cologne
>>1807823he won them the only round in this embarrassment so far tho
how did flit miss that shadow
>mickey mouse playoffs incoming
electronic gigamegaultra washed
do we think spirit can beat vitality?
Pain are obviously cheating
>>1807840electronic opens the round just for others on his team to close the door shut, wtf are you talking about?
if pain win this is the bracket
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vp is a fucking joke how did these clowns even make it this far
>>1807846It's not THAT bad...
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>>1807846vita vs faze or mongolz vs vita finals. what a dogshit major to have chosen to attend.
oh well, na major hype
>>1807846mickey mouse playoffs
>>1807851>vita vs faze>dogshit
>>1807620don't post this ugly cunt again
turns the stomach
>>1807846>>1807852Vitality will actually have to play top teams in these brackets for a change so it's good
>>1807856>top teamscalling navi a top team is a stretch, but yeah
>>1807846S1mple or FalleN beating ZywOo in the finals is kinda based
At least NPC team mouz goes out early
And Vita actually has to beat strong teams this time
>>1807859>FalleNbe serious
>>1807860>he STILL doubts the professor after he revived Yekindar
>>1807846>4 best teams on the same side
>>1807852Sincere question, what isn't a le Mickey le mouse tournament to you?
>>1807860this furia unironically has a better chance than faze
>>1807860molodoy will HUMBLE ghostwoo
>>1807862>4 best teams>NAVIlol lmao even
>>1807860This Furia is a huge wildcard rn, anything can happen if the vibes are good
no way they throw away this lead, right?
>>1807868>team wins by being more lucky for longerMickey mouse
>>1807846Faze better not choke that bracket otherwise the final will be a borefest
>>1807859These teams are nowhere near teams in the higher brackets. Easy win to the team that will survive there and awful final
>>1807873team wins by being better for longer
a better one will be a bo5o5
first one surf
second kz
third bhop
fourth prop hunt
last normal cs
>>1807872I don't think brazilians are known for choking. They are straight up ass from the start.
>>1807861>>1807864>>1807870https://www.hltv.org/stats/lineup/matches?lineup=2023&lineup=12553&lineup=13915&lineup=15631&lineup=24144&minLineupMatch=5
which scalp is supposed to impress me here?
legacy's run was more impressive than this
>>1807879>didnt see the legacy game
>>1807878or, hear me out, we can do mr16
>>1807878>betterYeah better luck
>>1807883bo15 mr16 3 maps per day
Nice brackets of shit thanks to shittronic and brazilian monkeys
>somehow our fault the ruskis played like ass
>>1807862The best teams in the playoffs are, in order of best to worst:
Vitality
Mouz
Spirit
Mongolz
Navi
Furia
Faze
Pain
>>1807888Yeah, just surrender niggers, you'll still lose the first game in the playoffs
>>1807890you should drop mongolz to second worst because it's in front of a crowd but other than that i agree
>>1807892People have been saying the BR teams are going to lose to every team they faced since the start of the major. If they win in the playoffs you'll just say "just surrender you fucking monkeys, you'll still lose in the semi final".
>>1807890>>1807893if mongolz chokes and faze manage to squeeze it out vs furia that means we do actually get a vita vs faze final
>>1807890mouz have a negative round dif in austin and have lost 5 maps they are not the 2nd best team
>>1807890have you watched these teams play at all this major
mouz just about died trying to avoid elimination twelve times, and that wasn't even on stage
>>1807894you may make it to grand finals because 1 of you monkeys have to eliminate the other, current faze is ass, and mongolz has a crowd debuff.
unfortunately for you, vitality sweeps everyone anyway
>>1807895depends on how hard sp0r0t toggle
>>1807894Who car anyway, we just want kino brackets
>>1807890>Painare you sure about that?
>>1807897>>1807896fair, they've been sloppy this major and spirit could take them. either way the grand final will be more boring than all the other playoff games.
Perhaps these brackets aren't that bad actually. At least we won't have another vitality - mouz final
I really, really want to see electronic complete the comeback and scream at them like a mad dog after all the howling the brs did
>>1807898I'm just saying that it's not BRs fault the EU teams have been sharting themselves, this VP D2 CT side was embarrassing. Pain is choking btw.
I have a feeling Vitality will lose to Spirit somehow.
>>1807901Yea same. Even though the path to FaZe winning the major would be insanely hard because of Spirit, I would prefer other bracket too.
>>1807904you're massively underrating faze if they get some confidence and form
the finals will be the second best game behind spirit-vitality semis
choke of the century coming through
>>1807912>>1807913they choked the choke
NEVER trust egotronic
here we go the faggot faze tards got an easy way to the final
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>>1807890faze still sucks so watching them vs mongolz or furia will be more fun and mouz is also sucking so spirit may actually take them
furia loses to both faze and mongolz probably but not definitely and probably nobody will come close to taking on vita in bo3, though mongolz did have an 11-13 decider vs vita in dallas so they've actually come the closest
vita vs mongolz finals and mongolz winning the bo3 is probably the most kino outcome
I thought Brazilians would choke two playoff spots in a row lmao
Classic cosmetic comeback
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mickey mouse playoffs confirmed, over
VP outchoked the choke lol.
electronic is gonna beat the shit out of icy backstage
>>1807919mongolz are fucking garbage dude
wait what's wrong with playoffs that you guys keep talking about?
God damn this was stressful.
>>1807931nothing
we're in for fazekino all the way home
>>1807931My team lost so it doesn't count
>>1807930garbage or not they are the only team other than falcons this year to take it to the final round of regulation vs vitality in a Bo3
>>1807931People wanted Spirit in one side of the bracket and Vitality in the other.
>>1807937with a crowd? wow, that's impressive!
>>1807937wow... a group stage game... get legacy up there too....
they're the biggest chokers and playoff shrinkers left, and they haven't even looked good in groups. I would rather gamble on faze than watch mongolz be a guaranteed boring loss
Guaranteed brazilian team in the semis(Furia)
I rate biguzera
too bad he has kscerato disease on steroids
thirdies are likely to be here because they got exposed in soccer
>>1807944Both of them are baby rain. My nigga rain IS FaZe.
after the most dogshit run of the event, mouz are going to beat spirit just to lose 0-3 to vitality
i just hope faze make the final competitive
>>1807946how'd you know that
if you watch soccer you're a thirdie
>>1807943only possible outcome that isn't boring
i don't think any team other than spirit can beat vitality in front of a crowd and karrigan has been completely buck-broken by spirit
>>1807948mouz aren't getting 10 rounds vs spirit
FaZe vs Spirit rematch grand final would be kino but I don't know if my boomers can counter that fucking demon.
FaZe vs Vitality would be GIGAKINO.
>>1807950Its at least 60% brazillian
>>1807947what? biguzera's igl isn't he? and kscerato is a shameless baiter
I just mean they won't leave their little parochial scene
>>1807954Be grateful that it isn't a bo1
>>1807959I thought the kscerato disease was never leaving the org even if it means risking their careers.
WHO FUCKING LIED TO ME WITH THIS HYPOTHETICAL SHIT
THAT WASN'T EVEN THE RIGHT BRACKET
dumb desk showing the wrong playoffs
>>1807846HEY YOU FUCK
YOU LIED
PAIN is like the worst matchup for FURIA. We might have a situation where FURIA gets knocked out only for an easy semi final from whomever wins on the seeding.
What the FUCK is this you stupid fucks.
>>1807956the set will be so fast that Blast will ask for them to play the third map just to fill time
>>1807967rigged against vitality. vitality win 90+% of the finals when they are at the top of the bracket and like 60% finals when they are in the lower bracket
>>1807967They are retarded
ok this bracket is acceptable
Furia - mid
Pain - shit
Faze - mid
Mongolz - mid
Absolutely any team in the other part (except Navi, but they won't make it, lol) will crush any of these teams 26-0 in the final. And also free final for these tier 2 shitters, like it was with GL. I hope next time they will place teams in brackets by vrs, and not by the results of the previous stage
>>1807961oh yeah my bad
rain wasn't gonna break out more post-faze. kscerato is in the tabsen category of turning down real teams to bum around, and biguzera has been legit for 3-4 years and won't even go to a different brazilian team as I understand it
>>1807957s1mple coming back to murder Vitality's era right before it starts would be total kino
fucking navi and faze will abuse their anubis pick against vitality.
>>1807954Do you really want vitality - furia bo5?
>>1807965>>1807967damn they rigged it
>>1807967does their own simulator not work?
>>1807976thirdies will toggle
>>1807979he's on cocaine, he does that weird thing with his mouth because he can't feel his gums.
>>1807967how is it possible two 3-0 teams start on the same side? this literally goes against valves own rules.
that said, it's better than what simulators get you.
still not updated on hltv, what a terrible website.
>>1807982>>1807983liquipedia have this
maybe blast are just incompetent
>>1807982they did, they were terrified of faze choking before the final, they wanted vitality vs faze at all cost.
>>1807990https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/BLAST/Major/2025/Austin/Playoffs
no they don't
>>1807995where do you think I capped that from
>>1807996click the link tardo
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FAZE-VITAFINALKINO BACK ON THE MENU
the new bracket has to be a mistake because the two 3-0 teams are on the same side
relax everyone
>>1807999>>1808000comically ez finals for faze
single elimination should honestly not be allowed
lmao sh1tpile is gonna get sh1t on by molodoy
>>1808004if the playoff run is too easy and you expect them to beat their opponents, why would you expect them to not beat their opponents with 2 tries at it
single elimination playoff brackets are peak kino
>>1808008it happens often and you get better finals
single elimination means you often get one shit team in finals
the real one was already posted hours ago but this thread (and i guess blast's simulator) doesn't know how seedings work
>>1808005stop tryna make rainwalker2 happen
>>1808009why don't we make it quadruple elimination so we get the best matchup possible, take all the excitement and stakes away
shut the fuck up, if you wanna make finals then win, that's it
>>1808012>why don't we make it quadruple elimination so we get the best matchup possible, take all the excitement and stakes away>shut the fuck up, if you wanna make finals then win, that's itstop being a retard
>>1807990wiki guy confirmed thread browser
>>1808012is bad 2-0 finals more exciting?
>>1808014it works in tennis
it works in soccer
it works in basketball
it works in football
it works in every fucking sport, double elimination is gay and boring
just looked at the news
ready to get drafted, na anons?
>>1808020is bad 2-0 finals more exciting?
>>1808018yes, I would rather risk a boring final than watch 20 playoff games where 70% of them do not result in a team losing if they lose
>>1808025risk more like guarantee
a 3-0 bo5 is way more boring than a 2-0 bo3 but a 3-2 bo5 is way more exciting than a 2-1 bo3 and that's why i'll remain a bo5 enjoyer (especially with mr12)
ti has double elim and its kinosoulbased
the bad thing about major playoffs is that it's like pseudo random seeded
would be a lot better if it just used regular seeding
nothing kino, soul, or based about mobas
faze's side is the second easiest in the history of cs majors (after cct paris for vitality)
It will be so funny if NAVI manages to beat Vitality and then Spirit to make FaZe vs NAVI grand finals.
>>1807999no one in the lower bracket deserves finals or has a chance.
>>1808046>solid team Mongols and a revitalized FURIA that made 3-0 look easyDelusional s0mple ball washer.
>>1808049or spirit can just beat vitality, there a bigger chance of that.
>>1808046*gets dunked on by furia*
lol this is the only real match navi and vitality has had in 2024 or 2025. they have actually avoided each other all this time.
hard to say what will happen. can b1ad3 cook? keep in mind zywoo has never beaten a top 10 team in major playoffs.
>>1808063he's right though
>>1808059they haven't inspired a lot of confidence so the unpredictability angle is the only thing they really have going for them. spirit are more likely to beat them
i don't think anyone else realistically can
>inb4 faze in playoffstheir biggest scalp is an underperforming mongolz
>>1808063this is a guy who got kicked from ence in favor of podi
>>1808059they nearly lost to fucking G2 lol, they would have lost if not for malbs doing that brain dead play on B. Navi will get stomped by vitality
>>1808029oh my god dude, shut up
do you notice anything about these matches? before today, this chart was falcons at the top, then a bunch of s1mplefaze who are a huge draw. why are the top 3 elimination games, why are 2/3 playoffs-or-go-home, outperforming bigger names? because it's hype as fuck
why would you turn ALL elimination games into a format where the first matches don't really matter, the upper bracket winner never faces elimination, and the finals will have a team that already lost?
if teams want to make finals, don't fucking lose. it's that simple. what you want changed is the seeding so your favorite teams can meet in the finals, not the bracket format
>>1808069the real problem is the "random" seeding from the swiss stages
should just use regular seeding for playoffs
>>1808069sorry, the top 4 are elimination, and 3/4 are qualify or go home
>>1808074what do you mean by "regular seeding"?
>>1808074yeah that's what I said, it's just valve's seeding meme
spirit and vitality should probably be on opposite sides, but vitality dropped a map to a bottom seed who won 1 of their next 5 maps
time for karrigan to lose his 4th final
Time to EliGE to win his major.
>>1808000Grim. I guess top brackets semi is gonna be the real final. If any other team from the bottome one other than faze is gonna fluke their way to the finals its gonna be a really trash grand final too… god is that a trash bracket
mouz/navi at stage 3 had some of the most intense matches I'd seen in a long time where they won despite vanishingly small odds.
thank god dumau didn't make it to playoffs
>>1808078vrs is a meme
performance based seeding makes so much more sense because it actually combats fluking mouz is a good team on paper but they played like a tier 2 team throughout stage 3 so matching them against better performing teams would just result in freelo for their opponents.
and matching a team that was dominant in their last stage against the "worst" team because of ranking in the next stage is even more retarded
>>1808094lol.
swiss buchholz seeding is the gigameme.
you don't even believe what you're posting.
>>1808094I don't really like vrs or the way the seeding is done as-is
I don't think furia is even a top 4 team, let alone tied for best on the bracket, things just shook out well for them
>>1808095i do think it should be bo3s all the way to further combat fluking but vrs based seeding would have resulted in the most dogshit playoffs of all time
>>1808096bo1s are the real problem, not seeding. they've looked good but i honestly doubt they would have even made it through if all of their games had been bo3s
christ you people are a fucking bore
>>1808099these would be the vrs playoffs:
vitality #1 vs pain #17
mongolz #4 vs navi #7
spirit #2 vs furia #9
mouz #3 vs faze #8
and you could swap the positions of the (mongolz/navi) and (mouz/faze) by a coin flip
it doesn't look noticeably worse than the one we got
>>1808106we got a week wit no games bro
what do you want to talk about
>>1808109i'm tolerant of most things discussed here but goddamn even i am not autistic enough to argue about which seeding is superior
>>1808109Off topic polshit
>>1808112why? this gets brought up like every other event, because there's no perfect answer and it affects the games we get
>>1808110kys
>euros get to experience this every day while dming
It's not fucking fair
>>1808127experience what exactly, anon?
>>1807643Elige doesn't have a hairline though
>>1808135his clan has too much inbreeding to keep the hair genes alive
Imagine going back to 2016 and showing this to the CS community.
>>1808141I guess 2018 would be better. I forgot when the Boston major happened, sorry.
>>1808141I agree its pretty big mistep for faze to acquire someone like elige
Any of you niggas coming to Austin? If you see a fat, short, retarded brown mf it's me, come say hi.
>>1808148It's just weird.
>>1808151i'm convinced watching it live is a worse viewing experience in every concievable unless you bring a group of friends
>>1808155>unless you bring a group of friendsoh fugg :DDDDD
I have a friend but he's got different tickets
>>1808155every concievable way*
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furia/faze
spirit>faze KINO
>>1808195crazy that vitality are slipping at just the wrong time
>>1808195Spirit winning is the bad ending to the major.
>>1808210over faze yeah
over just about anyone else, no
>>1808212Nah, I'll take anyone winning over them except MOUZ.
>>1808216mouz are boring, navi are boring and shit, vitality are soulless and boring, furia are 40% mercenary now and sad, pain aren't even worth discussing as a possibility, and mongolz aren't up to it
spirit at the very least will have a dude pulling off retarded shit like 1 in 4 rounds
>>1808129bunch of pros in the dm server
>>1808219>mercenarythis is a shibboleth of a huezilian/thirdie, they use this in soccer to describe people who aren't ethnically that nationality
know your enemy : the brazilian
>single elimination
>bo1s
>bo3 final
lmao
I would kill for a faze vita grand final
>>1808243everyone knows it's not the best format to determine the best team but people will still care about it the most because valve labeled major and also stickers + pick ems gets attention from players usually not interested in the pro scene
>>1808242how'd you get that from a post saying I'm rooting for faze/spirit, and against the brazilian teams
I'm american, retard
>>1808249>using thirdie /sp/ lingo like mercenary>trying to false flag as an american (classic thirdie butthurt)sure thing joao
>>1807629https://x.com/g2malbsmd/status/1934390345137049656
They let him leave and take pills mid game? Wtffff
>>1808250please kill yourself at your earliest convenience
thanks
>>1808257>implying america isn't full of hues and other latinxyou quack like a duck
you are a duck
>>1808262yes, aside from my white skin in the picture
if you have some kind of test to prove I'm american, short of doxxing myself, and you'll wager fucking off forever on it, I'm down
I guarantee I speak better english than you, for example
>>1808219FURIA is sovlful. FalleN managed to revive Yekindar and that's pretty cool, they are probably the 3rd or 4th strongest team in the playoffs. It could be entertaining too because molodoy is cracked.
I'll never get behind a team like Spirit, no matter how good donk is. 4 absolute bums (although sh0r0 has been useful this major) getting carried hard to playoffs and when donk isn't there they just vanish, it's embarrassing. My eyes also bleed when donk pulls a grenade and they miss at least a few default grenades every match, absolute disgusting team.
>>1808257Just ignore that guy, don't even bother.
>>1808242>shibbolethWhy do I keep seeing this word used here?
>>1808267because a schizo has taken up residence here, did you miss jannies deleting 50 of his posts a thread or two ago
>>1808266I'm literally 100% ethnically non-iberian european, if he's gonna act like a fag every thread for months and he's not dishonorable enough to stick around anyway, I don't mind proving him wrong
anyway, I don't think molodoy has played a single stage game ever, I don't expect him to stand up to the pressure. also not big on yekindar after the shit he and daps pulled on liquid
>>1808277to add to this molodoy had 9 maps on lan before furia, and he was very hot and cold before the major
>>1808267because there's no flags so we have to use linguistics to catch thirdies
>>1808277He doesn't care if you are white, black, brown, whatever, he just wants you to waste your time replying to him.
FURIA did go to playoffs at Astana and won in the quarter final but lost in the semi to Spirit 2-1. The one map they won was Train and he was pretty important. It was a home crowd for him and he handled it pretty well for his first time I would say.
>>1808283ah yeah, my bad. that might help, but unless the locals pulled for spirit back then, he's gonna experience a crowd that's 1000% behind faze and against him
>>1808287Oh yea I forgot about FaZe in NA with EliGE, that might be too crazy for him. I also think having the home crowd go quiet when you are losing is worse than having them cheering against you. We'll see, I think he'll manage it well with the help of FalleN, he's a good IGL for keeping vibes good.
>>1808294There's definitely gonna be a strong contingent of Brazilians present.
>>1808141the shit they were doing after kicking Karrigan was way more cursed imo
which teammate did he kill?
>>1808343it can always get worse, they trotted out a version of that lineup with -niko +kjaerbye
>>1808346I wonder if they'll make changes. In the end their result was still okayish.
>>1808350with every promising cis player older than 12y tied in an academy team the decision not to make roster changes has never been easier
Do teams still do the gamer house shit?
>>1808355I don't think so. At best a couple of weeks bootcamp.
>>1808358are those boot camps like office where they play in 1 room and they go sleep in a hotel or do the offices include sleeping areas
>>1808355mongolz did it recently, someone posted their vod and they were sharing beds and shit
over covid gambit got to #1 by grinding 24/7 in a gamer house, hobbit abandoned his wife and kid to do it
>>1808361I think they'll often rent a house or large apartment because it's cheaper.
>>1808141I'll be honest with you. s1mple on FaZe just looks right and I hope he stays.
>>1808370he also makes elige look better
no more of those retard pushes that he only ever needed to do on coL
probably because s1mple just tells him immediately that he's a retard
>>1808361A lotta orgs have their own office space.
There's also like places where you can rent a space for bootcamping now.
>put the GOAT's name in the title
>free 100k views
s0mple I kneel...
>>1808372s1mple really did reignite the FaZe magic for me. It's wild how one change can make such a difference.
>>1808373That only works when your based in Europe and have your office there.
>>1808365Maybe if you're a small org with a very limited budget but most orgs go for the bootcamp places because you don't need to worry about pcs and internet working.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml5O4QZ3eCQ
>>1808374How many views did Zywho get?
>>1808370I agree. I love my retard broky and I'll miss his crazy plays but s1mple fits in just as well. The charisma on this team is insane, it would only be better if we had ropz instead of frozen.
>>1808372>Johnny y da fak u peeking after getting 2 kill mid? >*facepalms*>>1808382>s1mple really did reignite the FaZe magic for me.Same, I had my doubts but they are great together. It really feels like they can always come back again and it's all I fucking wanted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i80lr71g_bE
>>1808393>I had my doubts but they are great togetherMy biggest doubt was if he could perform individually and it's really cool to see him ramp up the longer he plays. For stage 2 he only had a 1.08 rating, for stage 3 he's up to 1.35. I'm just happy s1mple is back and I doubt there was any other team than FaZe where it would have been a success.
why does every pro says "if we play our A game"? is this the new PR answer for interviews?
>>1808497everyone says that about everything
>>1808497why are you listening to some guy talk about video games
its going to be hilarious when faze win the major
>>1808512well, prepare for things to be unhilarious then
>>1808513your soul lacks magic and wonder
honestly cs needs new maps with more interactive environment. like the competitiveness of them makes them kinda boring, at the end of the day ancient is not much different than anubis. we need more shit like lifts, automatic doors, elevators, trapdoors, triggers
>>1808515go back to val lil nigga
>>1808515also we need to be able to build like walls and houses and stuff!
>>1808516>>1808517cope zoomers, older cs maps were more interactive therefore more fun
>>1808518there's a reason they got left in 1.4 old head. all i need is 3 lanes and 2 bomb sites.
>>1808520heres your map zoomie
>>1808522Is that a 3-lane system- I AM COOOOOMING
>>1808522wtf is that connector unc?? keep the old ahh shit bruh
>>1808518we need func_vehicle and that glass floor map in premier and also the major
>>1808513They're a lock for finals and ChokewOo will crumble under the weight of FaZe's aura when he gets there.
is zywoo going to win? keep in mind he has never defeated an opponent of this caliber in major playoffs. and yes, that's counting in how washed navi are.
if s1mple wins this major
ZywOo can get 100 MVPS and s1mple would still be the forever GOAT. Would the greatest comeback of all time
It would feel like the throne was never taken, It was just there waiting for his return
>>1808538if they cant beat navi zywoo stans will blame apex and mezzii
>>1808538navi was a bit shit vs spirit on that one map since they still lack a superstar who carries the team no matter what
>>1808538Unironically I feel like they might choke due to the pressure they are one. Anything outside of a major win is seen as a failure and I can see them losing to Spirit. Navi, though. Nah, that's a dead roster walking. I doubt they can do anything at this point.
>>1808543I feel like they could lose to Navi doing some kind of antistrat. Everyone is preparing vs their first opponents.
>people still pretending it isn't the easiest major win of Spirit's lives
lol
>Remember when every opinion against Fnatic or NiP, some swedish poster would go "Shut the fuck up, No scener"
>Swedish scene is now in shambles.
Tragic. Truly the Brazil of CS.
>>1808551still mad? still no scener?
behold, the most obnoxious being in the world of sports
>>1808551why do you sound like a mad no scener?
>>1808553their vrs will be bumped up enough to attend a bunch of t1 tournaments now
but the tournaments after the major have invitations based on old vrs ranking
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>>1808552>>1808554N-No? Fuck you guys.
it's pretty nostalgic and saddens me to see Fnatic the way it is nowadays
>>1808533>chokewoo will beat a tier 1 team in major playoffs
if he wins 2 majors this year is he #1?
>>1808557It'd be one thing if this socially retarded fucktard did the screaming in his local lans and people around him go "yeah thats acceptable and I wont punch him the face"
But the people producing the major go and film him, they record the audio and broadcast that shit after every round to million viewers.
What, even.
>>1808567it's annoying as fuck, but I'm glad they're letting him do it
I like how as long as players don't do/say anything that loses the TO money, they can do whatever they want
people should shut him up by kicking their ass on the server and telling him he sucks
>>1808568good players can dominate on the server without being as obnoxious as they humanly can
you know, act normal
if someone shit talks you should be able to fight them
>>1808569>good players can dominate on the server without being as obnoxiousthey can, and legacy clearly can't
doesn't mean there should be rules against it. This isn't valorant where they apparently punish people for being assholes or shooting bodies
>>1808570why would you expose your low IQ like this anon?
>>1808572The production pointing the camera away from insane people would help
maybe lower the volume by 90% when he takes a deep breath and moves the mic away in preparation for the spergscream
maybe just keep the camera in game or only broadcast players reactions who werent abused as kids
>>1808570they are fighting each other in game
>>1808573>insulting someone is okay but fighting... that's taking it too far!
so now that the dust has settled, should navi have done -wonderful +goat?
>>1808577if you cant handle shit talk and feel the need to escalate to violence you are a retard with thin skin
>>1808579you shouldn't shit talk if you can't handle a fight though? that's thin skin.
Assuming FaZe wins the major: Who gets the champion sticker? broky or s1mple?
if navi wins the major does jl become an all time great?
>>1808588>if navi wins the majorthere'll be launched an investigation into how both vitality, spirit, and faze all got life threatening food poisoning at the same time
>>1808591cope navi couldve won vs spirit if they won first map
>>1808592>navi could've won if they wonalright, taz
That's it, the script has been written.
One in a lifetime.
Zywoo Vs s1mple in grand finals.
Winner becomes the greatest of all time.
>>1808594>zywoo winning major playoffslol
>>1808343>picrelHOLY AURA
>>1808594Faze is so shit they entirely rely on s1mple delivering, on majors that worked ONCE and Niko had to give them a win.
>>1808594He hasn't been playing for a long time and you want to decide the goat here? How are zywoo fans so desperate?
>>1808651>Faze is so shit they entirely rely on s1mple delivering
>>1808570>what is banter?
>>1808672>s1mple deliveringHoly Crap! zywhores finally admit it
>>1808672depends on any of them delivering besides karrigan, rain can play incredibly well but looks bored/tired typically anymore
>>1808372>>1808393>I'm sure you've talked about it a lot in other interviews, but just tell me about playing with s1mple and what that has been like for you, especially after this kind of game.>Super fun. I love playing with Sasha [s1mple]. We have really good chemistry together and we play off of each other really well. Any time that I say like, 'I'm going to do this and that,' he's like, 'Okay, I'm going to compliment you' by doing whatever it is.>We're all on the same page, and on Anubis CT side is where that shows really well. Sasha is just zooming around, killing everyone left and right (smiles), and we're holding down the fort on the other side. Everyone is bouncing off of each other really well and the chemistry is showing.s1mple is facilitating the retard pushes and making them look good
what was s1mples last major btw
>>1808680I don't really understand what you're trying to say ESL-kun
https://xcancel.com/hobshytv/status/1934618433129459998
Kek donk is not going to survive NA faceit for much longer
>>1808692>NA faceitIt ruined m0NESY and it will break him to
>>1808682whatever you say, john
>>1808692>>1808692that's funny i play maps comp and we literally have window/con smokes every round lol
>>1808692>awp kills entry>trade guy tucks into corner instead of trading>dies to awp yea, its na alright
>Sources Cs2: AWPer gr1ks and Head Coach TOBIZ are set to join HEROIC
>Sources CS2: HEROIC will promote nilo to the active roster. xfl0ud will be moved to the bench
what do we think herbroics
>>1808759benching xfl0ud over yngstr makes no sense
NA faceit lobbies WILL humble donk
It's up
https://youtu.be/OZhhtTBV58I
remember when niko came crawling back to G2 because Falcons didn't make it to the major?
then he took their best player with him, and now neither team can get to the playoffs
I honestly think he and Falcons are perfect for each other
>>1808789he's finished
even if he wins the Major now (which won't happen), it would not impress anyone since Falcons are just throwing millions of dollars at the roster, it's completely soulless
he could have been great but now he'll just be remembered as a choker. 10 million dollars wasted and multiple teams broke just to get to 20-22th place. KWAB
>>1808759it's official
>HEROIC bench xfl0udi guess they are selling him, no other explanation, he was already linked to G2 in winter, so probably more orgs are interested
Oi. Anyone here was a member of skeet?
Remember some guy called unreal / unrealskybox?
>>1808801>no other explanationyeah?
>I don't know what awaits me in the new season, but rest assured that I will return stronger at the first opportunity thanks to the motivation my progress this season has given me>We’re currently looking to find Yasin a new home so any interested teams are welcome to reach out.maybe nilo just mogs him
>We all went to a gym, and at some point, rain messaged me: "Would you like to play at the Major?" So, I have already started changing my life. Started taking some steps to exclude alcohol and everything. I began going to the gym. And in this moment, rain writes to me.
>We started playing. We practiced for nine days without a break. I instantly said to the team that as soon as we get to a bootcamp, I'll be playing better. When it started, I felt I had improved. At the first stage of the Major, I felt nervous, and couldn't deliver my 100% performance. It also depends a lot on the team's performance. If I feel they communicate and rotate properly, it's way easier to play.
>My current teammates are stronger than any player I have worked with in the past. EliGE has changed significantly. In the past, he closed himself off. Now, he's a completely different person.
>I think yes, we both [matured]. It's totally different. I was ultra toxic back then. [To Dosia] Well, you must remember that. EliGE wasn't toxic, but when he tilted, he would close off and stop giving info. And now, we had a situation at the bootcamp, and I was pissed off at the team. Too many bullshit mistakes, I was like, "What the f**k is going on?" And I thought EliGE was offended, but he was the only one who said, "Sasha is great, I like that he speaks straight, in your face." I thought, "Well, I like that too. I will do that more often."
>[Aren't you tired of karrigan's "wiu-wiu-wiu" yet?] No, he lifts the microphone, and I don't hear his "wiu-wiu" at all. Overall, it's good. He also told us before the game versus Legacy: "I want you to get up from your seats right after you win the pistol round and 'show' them." And I remembered apEX, who stood up after the pistols on Inferno, then sat down, and never got up again.
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>>1808801>>1808815Trump cut USAID and now Heroic aren't receiving their DEI subsidies, so there's no reason to keep the dirty turk
they're making Heroic swedish again (the white kind)
>>>/sp/149230373
here's der chikaner
>>1808835can you shut the fuck up
if there's an annoying faggot who thrives on attention, why do you want to either attract him by giving him that, or become one yourself?
>>1808835which latinx country did you flee paco?
>>1808839i'm much whiter than you and not latino at all, unlike you lol
>>1808815>maybe nilo just mogs himOn paper, at least. I think xfloud is just easier to sell thanks to his recent form and nationality (aurora or even EF if he wants to downgrade), perhaps they want to bank on that right after the major.
>>1808840sure thing sanchez kek
i'm white with blue eyes and NW european blood
post your heritage
inb4 it's "white" meds kek
>>1808844no taco, it's scandinavian, unlike you lmao
>>1808842>I think xfloud is just easier to sellyou'd think Heroic must've made enough money at some point
>>1808844>>1808849can you two mutts take your shitty heritage discussion somewhere else?
>>1808849>no resultsuh oh jose, looks like you got btfo [again]
>>1808860no we are talking about
>>1808804 team skeet
>>1808864Isn't that a porn site
>>1808870yes, who's your favourite actress/which scene?
https://x.com/1bird_d/status/1934657565360836865
For NA gods only
>>1808842>aurorahe plays all xantares' spots on t side, and half of em on ct side, and he was on old ef off and on for like 2 years (what a retarded incompetent team btw, only org where someone's been benched/starter cycled more than olof on faze, and they have like 4 of em)
>>1808873ogro de americano
>>1808873this nigga postin
>>1808873Lol I completely forgot about that retard
>>1808669This seems like the fairest battle to decide who the goat is actually.
If s1mple manages to win a major despite not playing for more than a year with this level of competition he would undeniably be the goat, no matter how much zywoo can achieve afterwards, it's a feat that has never been achieved in this game.
However if he fails at the hands of zywoo it would just prove that Zywoo is a better player, at some point you cannot just half-retire from competition and claim that if you were still in the game you would be the best because you were good for 6 years or so.
The pressure is bigger on Zywoo's shoulder than s1mple in my opinion, no one expects faze to win but everyone has vitality has their favorite.
>>1808873he looks like that zoomer rapper, osamason? xavier? something like that
>>1808893>one guy feels pressure because his superteam hasn't lost a bo3 since january>the other is coming out of retirement and played 3 maps vs top 5 teams since the start of 2024>what could be more fair
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>>1808893do you understand the meaning of goat? zywoo is far from its worse form, if s1mple wins it's an obvious sign of who's the best, but if he loses, It's like putting 2020 maradona vs messi to decide the goat of football. The only way for zywoo to "somehow" prove that he's better is if s1mple returns to peak form and they play against each other in the future.
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niko sisters.........
Zywoo is choking against Navi who will then get publicly humiliated by Spirit as usual
It's going to Faze vs Spirit and Spirit are going to take it again, sorry redditors
>>1808909i used to have hair like this in 2021
worst period of my life
>zontix knew legacy would win because vitality was cold
holy gigabrain
>>1808937Why would you leak the script broski?
>>1808934Dis niggas hair gets worse every time I see him
>>1808949Seriously. Doesn't he have a gf now? Go get a decent haircut at a black barbershop in Austin fucks sake
>>1808934>40 min vlogwhy cant these retards learn from karrigan and structure them properly
>>1808949reverse-sampson cursed by a russian gypsy, and he's exploiting it to become the goat
admins will never catch on to this exploit because they don't have the spiritual awareness to nullify the hex
>>1808952Because "these retards" get 1m+ views on their vlogs and Karrigan only started getting any relevant amount of views because of S1mple
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>>1808960wooow the team that has the biggest fanbase gathers the most views??
>>1808960>why don't all chefs just cook like mcdonalds? they get the most customers
>>1808979truly a bizarre fallacy
even if we assume they do have the biggest fanbase it wouldn't be by a huge margin
Faze has a GIGANTIC fanbase, now look at their views
>>1808987>bland ass cringeworthy ass barely able to speak english ass yuropoor babbledefinitely a culinary masterpiece lmao
>>1808989Ermmmm navibros...let's just hope anons won't be smart enough to pull up OUR YouTube numbers....
LET'S FUCKING GO WE MAKING HISTORY THIS WEEK
>>1808993You know it brother
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Oh my god...DISASTER!
>>1808960where's the million?
these are worse than faze's numbers, and spirit has more subs
>>1809000>these are worse than faze's numbersIdiot?
>>1809002where's the million, Ivan?
>>1809004>>these are worse than faze's numbers
>>1809002the actual faze yt
>>1809005concession accepted
>>1809000>these are worse than faze's numbers
you are literally all women
>>1809013Is that why I sometimes dream of sucking a cock
>>1809013Is that why I'm in love with rain?
>>1809013what else do you want to discuss during these times?
>>1808894that is xaviersobased
>>1808919kill yourself tranny pedophile
>>1809024innocent until proven guilty.
>no games to post about for 3 days
Good thing there's the CWC f
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>>1809039https://www.twitch.tv/tarik
huh? theres a tourney going on rn
>>1809048>theres a tourney going on rnyeah, chelsea is up 1-0 at half
good or nah? i really like reds but at the same time i want something to work with multiple skins that arent red so this isnt as universal as id like it to be?
>>1809065they kept shilling this on nba on tnt but isn't it just eu teams raping amateurs for a while
>>1809070yes, that's part of the appeal
>>1809068Just get M9 Vanilla Lil brudda
posted in the wrong thread because i'm retarded
>>1809071anyway, this new heroic looks strong on paper
holy shit that spin on the spike
>>1809068i would love this knife if it had a rarer "rare" inspect
the normal inspect is great, but the rare one happens too often, it loses charm
>>1809090it was posted right before the major lol
>>1809078it's a little confusing because they don't have a buyer for xfloud, the initial plan seemed to have been -yxntxgr
I also dunno about the mouz nxt guy, that team fell way the fuck off while he was coach and now has basically ceased to exist
>>1809085>1-3NESY>m0.70NESYZywOo a bit of boring player, like you see at the end of the game "wow 35 kills" and you can never remember them, but at least he doesn't shit himself like """"""the baby goat"""""".
>>1809095the ch0k0 curse. everyone loved talking about how m0nesy was his protege/gay lover, but no one considered the long-term implications
waaaaaait......why is he kinda lookin good
>>1809093>it's a little confusing because they don't have a buyer for xfloud, the initial plan seemed to have been -yxntxgrmaybe ef wants to buy him, considering imorr is literally in jail?
and i guess they think they can work on yxngstxr's consistency + better chemistry with another swede on the roster
>I also dunno about the mouz nxt guy, that team fell way the fuck off while he was coach and now has basically ceased to existhe did really well for a long time, actually, and brought pr, jimi, and chr1zn into tier 2/tier1
>>1809111>>1809116this disgusting obese fuck is gonna die of a heart attack by 27
>FaZe vs Vitality grand finals
>Scrawny and Launders casting
Are you guys prepared?
>>1809119hopefully neither of those things happen
>>1809119We're watching ohne itt bro
>>1809119hopefully one of those things happen
it's official, broky's going to gamerlegion!
my source? a dream i had while napping
>>1809126good for them and good for broky
if mouz or navi were smart, they'd pick broky up asap. They'd have at least one likeable player and people might start cheering for them
I'm glad he's going to GL tho
>>1809118>by 27h-how old is he now
>>1809136he's probably not lol
just a fun thought. ash brought in and saved rez, after all
>>1809136>likeable player
>>1809150can someone explain this meme to me?
i don't want to watch faze vlogs
>>1809145>he's probably not lolof course he is
anon saw it in a dream
>>1809150yes
in and out of the server
>>1809152+1, i didn't get it and saw this image a few times in this general. what happened in that team talk?
https://www.dust2.us/news/62716/donk-if-i-spent-the-whole-week-playing-faceit-id-lose-my-mind
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I
>>1809182why is bro scared of na fpl, only trying to farm elo off mm shitters
who in here from the america west coast semi-pro 1.6 scene ~2004-2011ish? i kno its more than one of you
weird, he's been really good and been more consistent than yxngstxr
maybe nilo is just better
>>1809243with xfloud out, it'll be 2 guys from the same country + 3 guys from the same country
as opposed to 2+2+1 (odd man out)
might seem like a small thing but i think it's more easily workable, chemistry wise
it's up
https://youtu.be/pHq9OmRPZ1A
>>1809264yessir
looking forward to an inevitable full scandinavian line up in 2026 with hallzerk awping
my favorite scene in counter-strike esports history
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what does it tell valve when majority of teams winning the 1st bo1 match end up dropping out when they cant win the subsequent matches
Mouz and pain lost two bo1 and went through with three bo3 wins
vp won two bo1 and lost all bo3's
>>1809297>bo1s are great for gambling>valve loves gamblingvalve loves bo1s
>>1809297yeah it's trash but at least most of the good teams made it anyway
would have preferred aurora over pain but they always shart and piss themselves in front of crowds so i guess it doesn't matter
>>1809297>vp won two bo1 and lost all bo3'sthey should've won vs pain, the other 2 was because it was vs better teams
>>1809297who didn't make it through to playoffs that you thought should've
who made it through that you don't think should've
>>1809305aurora over pain and we basically got the 8 best teams
>>1809307and pain went 0-2 in bo1s and won 3 bo3s
this shit is such a nonissue, people just bitching to bitch
>>1809309well pain easy bo3s
>>1809310compared to what
they repeatedly dodged mouz, but it wouldn't be at all shocking if I told you pre-event that nemiga/3dmax/vp were 0:3, 1:3, 2:3 teams
apparently molodoy barely speaks english (in one of the roles where communication is the most important)
i unironically think that a few months of english lessons is all that stands between furia and an s tier trophy
>>1809318you guys legit never learn
>>1809321based no-game-watcher
>>1809323>like 4 matches against mid teamsat least when l0q0id fans overrated ultimate they beat #1 navi twice in two days or whatever
you're ready to say molodoy is t1 mvp-quality because they beat up who exactly?
This should be the op image for the next 6 years
>>1809336I just wish teses held the angle
and monesy held the angle
>>1809337nah
everyone doing their absolute worst is what made it so memorable
they all fucked up constantly in the series, but at that point they somehow synced up
>>1809332eye test and no, i didn't say molodoy was mvp-quality
who are sp0r0t gonna buy with their kyousuke money?
now that heroic are making an effort to get the only other good belarussian player on their team, i think we can discount the idea of +tn1r
>>1809350spirit traps 12y olds into academy contracts for the cost of whatever salary a 12y old russian kid demands
>>1809352>whatever salary a 12y old russian kid demandsa steady stream of vodka and krokodil?
>>1809332molodoy is just better, ultimate wasn't even among the awpers with best rating in t2/t3
>>1809352yeah but they obviously need at least 1 new player in the near-term not in 3 years
>>1809350They're probably winning the major then not making any changes until next year, if they lose they will try to pick up zweih if falcons don't beat them to it
>>1809349you said he and yekindar would make enough of a difference that furia would go from a complete nonentity to winning an s tier event
if there was a way I could bet you 5 grand that that won't happen, I would. "eye test" doesn't mean shit when you're playing sub-top teams that don't or can't prep for you, especially as an awper
>>1809354the mechanism, not the player
>>1809357zweih actually seems like a good option
i think he and donk are already friends
>>1809352>spirit traps 12y oldshot
>>1809358>if there was a way I could bet you 5 grand that that won't happen, I would.alright, i'll send you my paypal when the time comes
>>1809365no, not the "I get to brag if my delusions work out" type of bet, a put it in escrow and actually chance losing something one
I think you recognize that at 1:1 odds it's not worth it for you, which should lead to an obvious conclusion
>>1809371i don't have that kinda money to throw around
>>1809377if you believed in yourself, you'd find it
>>1809336jej why is ts so funny
>>1809384there is literally no team i'd bet 5k on, not even vitality
>>1809393if someone said "I believe vitality will not win an s tier event between now and january 2026, I will wager even money against you," how much would you put up?
alternatively, what % odds would you expect on your earlier prediction, if you were wagering a decent amount of your own money? not enough to ruin you, but enough to hurt if you lost
>gambling addicts trying to groom more to their cult
>>1809424I'm not looking to actually make an anonymous bet on 4chan, and I almost never bet irl
I just think putting it in these terms, thinking about risking something, it makes you think about how much you actually stand behind an idea. if someone wanted to bet 1:1 that vitality wouldn't win a big event this year, I would get all the spare money I had to wager against them because of the ev
If gambling was banned globally who would lose?
>>1809416>if someone said "I believe vitality will not win an s tier event between now and january 2026, I will wager even money against you," how much would you put up?nothing, i don't gamble
>alternatively, what % odds would you expect on your earlier prediction, if you were wagering a decent amount of your own money? not enough to ruin you, but enough to hurt if you lostidk, i don't gamble
you're the one who brought it up, not me. i'd never put money on anything
say what you will, g2 with hooxi at least had sovl
everything since has been absolutely miserable for all parties
>>1809447they got sun and saw for next season
>>1809450only meaningful if they kick snax
>>1809452saw has to be the one playing the role to select a suitable igl and work with him
no clue who is available to replace snax
>>1809439>i'd never put money on anythingyou don't have to gamble money, there are plenty of situations where you stake your time or something you care about (e.g. victory) based on your evaluation of odds. you ought to have the capacity to think about these things
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DK8qxgivgC4/
Players video settings at the Austin Major Playoffs:
1280x960 - 65%
1920x1080 - 10%
1024x768 - 10%
1280x1024 - 7.5%
1280x800 - 2.5%
1440x1080 - 2.5%
1680x1050 - 2.5%
4:3 - 77.5%
16:9 - 10%
5:4 - 7.5%
16:10 - 5%
Stretched - 85%
Native - 10%
BB - 5%
watchie
https://youtu.be/8UbOStooOoU
donk understands its not our fault right? we dont have pros to look up to or play with to learn from or anything or correct our mistakes. all weve got is cooper and a bunch of mentally ill troon egotistical faceit grinders
>>1809629I bet they'd use 4:3 stretched if it wasnt so annoying to alt tab from
>>1809616>no 3440x1440 users
>>1809617who tf is this soi lord?
>>1809632nah bro
>>1809633anything other than native res is just a boomer cope. it's a placebo that has stuck around for decades that makes your game unbearable to look at
>>1809617i cant watch this im sorry its like 2nd hand guilt or something
>>1809640"boomer cope" and it's donk
>>1809642i don't mean it in the sense that it's boomers coping, i mean that it's a shitty "lifehack" that has stuck around for almost as long as donk has been alive
>>1809640>>1809647you didn't give an actual reason not to artificially lower your fov to make models bigger, in a game where "crosshair placement" (predicting exactly where the enemy is coming from) is a huge part of the game and you really want to make their heads a big target
would you artificially raise your fov to fisheye levels, making enemy backstabs impossible but making targets tiny and precision extremely difficult? no, pretty obviously not
somewhere along the continuum is an optimal point for most players, it's not guaranteed to be native 16:9
not blackbars players though, they're retarded
how is res not mandated all the same?
>>1809655what they should mandate is player gear being anonymously bought from manufacturers by TOs, and then commingled and redistributed between matches
how common is hacking in professional cs? i can imagine certain groups with inferiority complexes would be very likely to try
>>1809617>donk can you please sign profile??lol
>>1809657nonexistent at the top level on lan
but yes, indian cs is dead because one tried
>>1809653do you have bad eye sight?
there are almost no situations where spotting an enemy is the problem for me. if anything, it's reaction time (which native helps me with because of the fov)
https://youtu.be/4uSUmJv_qac?t=1782
s1mple has been cheating every day since his esea ban
>>1809661>indianhello joao, shibbolethed yourself by trying to blame other thirdies i see, just like on /int/
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>>1809663>do you have bad eye sight?>there are almost no situations where spotting an enemy is the problem for me.these sentences are completely unrelated to my post
i wish stew streamed on yt again. i think he stopped bc he was only geting single to double digit viewers
>>1809666this is the second time in 24 hours that you've accused a 100% white american man of being brazilian
does this not give you any pause for thought
>>1809674>sure i write like a thirdie and follow thirdie programming from /int/ but i'm not a thirdie o algo
>>1809674you think a brownie who doxxes himself can think?
>>>/sp/148879314
>>1809668take your meds schizo
>>1809675god what a disgusting faggot
no wonder he lashes out at the world
>>1809669>you didn't give an actual reason not to artificially lower your fov to make models bigger, in a game where "crosshair placement" (predicting exactly where the enemy is coming from) is a huge part of the game and you really want to make their heads a big targeti assumed that was an argument for visibility rather than for accuracy, because an argument can be made for the former but it's objectively placebo for the latter
>>1809682>>1809676>>1809668I'm not the chikaner you idiots, I'm a White American with NW european blood from /int/ who only cares about soccer to troll people (chikaner is a mexican who does care)
you mentally ill cretins linked a brown person on a GERMAN flag
>>>/int/211818148
>>1809689weird cuz you ghosted after i posted my pic earlier.
you're brown until proven otherwise
even if proven otherwise you're mentally brown
>>1809668the dude is annoying as fuck but i don't know of any phones that have either "file" as a naming format or png as the default file format
anyway, qrd?
>>1809695desktop, copy an image and paste.
i use 4chanx as an extension so that might be it
btw the CWC proves that latinx have a SEVERE inferiority complex to europeans, they absolutely would cheat every chance they get.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongrel_complex
read up on the enemy
>>1809694i have dozens of thirdies seething at me and trying to dox me on their discords (doxcords)
you're probably part of them
you're not getting any info sanchez
so my theory held water; an american all along
>>1809697>discordbrown AND transexual, wew no wonder you use vpns
>>1809698never said i wasn't
WHITE american, pure NW european blood, blue eyes, pale skin.
>>1809699i'm not on discord, they are. thirdies are in this thread right now because i am.
>>1809700>WHITE american, pure NW european blood, blue eyes, pale skin.holy larp
>>1809685how is it placebo? the argument is that you don't benefit from peripheral vision when finding your target in 98% of cases, you should already be preaiming where they'll be. if you can do that then it's substantially easier to hit a stretched model than a smaller one
again, think about artificially growing your fov on a fixed size screen looking at an enemy at a fixed distance. you're gradually shrinking him until he's extremely difficult to click on. even pros aren't good enough to exclusively one-tap, everyone could use some cushion on the target they're making small adjustments to target
>>1809689who cares, you have the socialization and mental illness of a thirdworlder regardless, probably grew up in some shithole with them that warped you into whatever this is
>>1809700>never said i wasn'tno, but another american did because he (understandibly) didn't want to claim you
>>1809701>noooo reee there's brown people 2000 miles away from you so you're not white o algo
>>1809704us white americans fucking hate non-whites
>>1809705take a hint and fuck off buddy, i posted my proof and you can't admit you're brown.
>>1809703thirdie dogs are an existential threat to this website, the last bastion of free speech where you can call out jews and other enemies
the latinx got hispachan nuked because of their pizza spam
pic related, catbox (anime cp upload site) owner talking about how he had to rangeban all huezilians
4chan isn't for socialization its for making your enemies angry
>>1809709being white is the ultimate trump card over brownies like der chikaner
nothing makes them angrier than knowing they'll NEVER be white, no matter how hard they larp as
>>1809700>pure NW european blood, blue eyes, pale skin
>>1809708that's funny, because I've been on vmcsgog for >5 years now and you are the third most annoying faggot we've had, #1 was indian, #2 was chinese
>>1809712i'm sorry you have brown eyes paco
you're the product of moors raping meds who then raped indios to make you
>>1809713you're a mongrel brazilian though, always trying to deflect onto other thirdies like the dog you are kek
>>1809709lmfao you really did grow up in some shithole where you got a tragic education around third worlders
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialization
>>1809714holy projection lol
still mad i proved you wrong?
>>1809716the goal of 4chan is to make other people angry
>we have not one but two resident poltards now
yay.
>>1809715I posted my (effectively) timestamped white skin in this thread, which you have not. I can post my green eyes next if you'd like
4chan is basically a racism and nationalist contest and meds and their rapebaby offspring automatically lose due to muslim moors raping them for centuries
>>1809720>greenKEK i knew you weren't white (blue eyes), you have african admixture
"green" eyes always have brown infections in them betraying your inferior negroid blood
there's simple rules to who is white and who is superior
you lost them paco
donk is just doing 160 adr in every na faceit game
i think it might hurt him, he's geting adjusted to playing vs na bots
>>1809719i'm from /int/ and i've detected a brazilian infestion in your general
anti hue mechanisms will be deployed
>>1809721>KEK i knew you weren't white (blue eyes), you have african admixture>"green" eyes always have brown infections in them betraying your inferior negroid bloodnot the retard you're fighting with but idk about that one
>>1809726for real, green eyes are MORE white, chikaner continues to be a brown retard
>green eyes are estimated at 2 percent of the population worldwide. This prevalence is much higher in certain European countries, such as Ireland, Scotland, the U.K., France and Germany, he added.>In Europe, they're found in around 8 percent of the population. However, "in other parts of the world, like Africa and East Asia, they're much less frequent, occurring in less than 1 percent of people," he added.
>>1809721what a strange way to deflect from having to put up or shut up
>>1809721green and blue eyes have the same amount of melanin bro
>>1809731"green" is just copespeak same as "hazel"
you have brown flecks in yoru eyes
brown in eyes only comes from africa
true whites have blue eyes
lol at using ireland as a bastion of whiteness too
>>1809727look what happened to monesy lol
i guarantee this "white" anon with "green" eyes has med admixture or worse, people saying green on 4chan always have mixed race colored eyes like this
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>>1809729>>1809735he's dodging these for a reason lol
brown eyed chikaner
>>1809735>>1809729see
>>1809740>>1809737baltics are FAR whiter than the irish and scottish
anglos/normans are the only true whites on the british isles
>>1809745>baltics are FAR whiter than the irish and scottish
>>1809746kek seething mick
go die of a lack of potatoes
blue eyes concentrate in whiter areas, the epicenter of green eyes are white-adjacent irish and scots, not true whites like north germanics/baltics.
>>1809748i'm not irish and have blue eyes, you're yelling at the wrong person you fucking brownboi
>>1809747he posted a canonical white with blue eyes, blessed by the holy baltic sea
>>1809749blue eyes are the canonical white phenotype and the epicenter of white is denmark and along the baltics, the irish and scots are celts and white adjacent (much more adjacent than meds ofc but still not true whites)
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>>1809752>and along the baltics
fucking hell i have to show you the map since you're fucking retards who haven't seen even /int/ 101 material
note the author admits balts are also in the whitest part, they're just a butthurt dane and can't call baltic admixture nonwhite so they have to just call them baltshits
slavs, celts, browns (meds/turk) are nonwhite
>>1809745did you forget you were lecturing us about the brazilian menace who you're 10x more annoying than, given they make about 1 post every other month saying "FURIA ERA STARTS NOW" right before furia loses in ot, and 3 posts a month from an animefag who avatarfags using a character whose name sounds like furia
mezii has greenish hazel eyes, can he post on csgog or no
solid cs discussion
great stuff
>>1809753the blue eye phenotype originated in the baltic sea area, ergo they are S tier whites
>>1809755what the fuck do i care? like all esport generals there's no point to it between events. might as well discuss other topics til thursday
>>1809757you could just not post
>>1809754>>1809757it literally does not matter, you are brown
i know it hurts to look in the mirror and see your dark skin every morning, knowing you're inferior to us
but you have to accept your place brownie
>>1809761i'm white with blue eyes
you are brown and hispanic
a shameful race
>>1809760my enemies have been hiding here away from the flag autoshibbolether on /int/ and /sp/
i will post the racial basis of why they could never be white and not even their "white" med ancestors
remember that the latinx are the reason 4chan has gone to shit
>>1809760a trvke that will not be heeded
>>1809757>no point to it between eventsso shut the fuck up instead of writing elaborate racial screeds about people who don't even post here
I miss the chink, his schizo posting was at least funny.
>>1809764>i'm white with blue eyesyou're literally not, you can larp all you want, it won't make it true.
>>1809767they do post here, you have a brailzian infestion and they are the worst kind because it's always cs hues who think they're the white hues or better than their fellow soccerball favelacountrymen
>>1809767like most retarded people he doesn't understand context
i assume he took our brapzilian larping during the hatewatching at face value and now he'll be here for years to fight this imaginary enemy
>t-they were just larping
lmao
>two people literally proved they are white while der chikaner lashes out at imaginary monkeys
kek, typical brown behavior
it's useful when enemies think i'm brown since they post a lot of racism then lol, why give up this weapon?
>>1809777holy trips confirm
>>1809778>I actually like it when you call me brown, despite that being the most insulting thing in the world to me>I have white skin and blue eyes but they go to a school in canada, you can't see them right nowfor sure
>>1809774>instantly proves my theory correcti would feel sorry for you if you weren't so annoying. life can't be easy with this degree of mental impairment
>>1809783keep making racist posts lol they dont affect me but they open you up to risk
Don't you knucledraggers have an entire board for this shit?
>>1809798der chikaner [like all brownies] does not understand boundaries.
>>1809797>I-I-I'm calling momyou just get sadder and sadder
>>1809800both of you are annoying as fuck
give it a rest
>>1809685yo come back
>>1809703what do you think
What if we had IGLs ALWAYS in 16:9? Since they usually are worse and die more, they can spectate the star players using 4:3 and make sure they NEVER miss one player in the corner of the screen. Minmaxing the support role.
>trvke inbound
no one's ever been "16:9'd"
>>1809806people get 4:3'd like once a month, that tradeoff for worse marginal fragging all the time is probably not worth it
especially given more than 1 person could potentially be 4:3'd at a time, and igls on lan will often look at their teammates' monitors to get a macro sense of things
>>1809808you've been 16:9'd, you just didn't know it
t. laughed at you on teamspeak with my 21:9bros
>>1809801they cry on copalib about it kek
>>1809455Unironically top 5 team. The vibes are excellent right now.
>>1809447Current G2 is sovlfvl as hell.
>>180982050% of the team is nepo hires and a sub, the other half is a support system waiting for a transformative star who's not coming
>>1809822Malbs IS the transformative star, he just needs the right team - We saw glimpses of what he's capable of in the last 2 series against Navi and Mongolz. Hunter is an excellent support cast and Sunpayus is an A-tier awper. Now the question remains is whether Heavygod can become consistent and who the next IGL will be? Dexter is a fantastic choice.
>>1809628NA CS is frag-centric. It's pretty much a deathmatch. EU CS is bomb centric: everything revolves around the bomb, playing the bomb, playing the plant, playing the defuse. North Americans want to win, yes, but they want to maximize the damage/frags they make every round that when they win they can have the most RWS/best score. NA teams fall into a default to "work picks" whereas EU teams fall into a default for map control and INFORMATION then execute TOGETHER.
I like calm, upbeat, confident play/communication style with lots of communication and players working off each other, and always looking forward to the next round instead of being stuck in the past one. I like teams that hit at once, not go 1 by 1 by 1. CT side teams that back off together, or push up together and crossfire or doublepeek/flashpeek
I like rushes peppered in with fakes, but mostly I have noticed the most successful teams tend to play a default formation (1-2-2 /1-3-1, etc) t-side depending on the map and communicate back what they hear/see and THEN fall back and use one of ex6tenz's strats to execute a site together.
Poor ex6tenz. First the male enhancement pills, now this.
I really don't like the solo queue mentality, and I feel it's the cause of impotent NA CS. But, pretty much 90% of my pugs are meaningless forcebuy every round, super aggro solo queues.
"I think that's another issue with north american players, and teams, is that everyone's focused too much on frags and what they're fragging and you know, what the kdr is: but they're certain roles. If someone's going in first every round dealing 50 damage to every player he's entry fragging, calls out specifically exactly where they are and has -- you know --- really good communication, but goes 0 for 15 in a half on T half I'd still pick him over someone who's running around baiting, and getting some non-impact exit frags and looks good statistically, he's like 15-10 but you're losing it's like: who the fuck cares" -- Steel
>>1809825We unironically need Trump to invest money into CS. Make NA CS Great Again! (MNGA)
>>1809825>someone who's running around baiting, and getting some non-impact exit frags and looks good statistically, he's like 15-10 but you're losing it's like: who the fuck cares
possibly worst take i've seen from rl (ever) https://youtu.be/vBdmfArT2Vk?t=1730
>>1809834he right tho also based jl hater
>>1809824nta but you can't say "Current G2 is sovlfvl as hell." and then discount the nepo hires currently on g2 as if they don't exist
>>1809836senzu and techno included the founders of mongolz and mzinho included their coach in their sticker signatures
>>1809837in what way is that bad?
>>1809837btw, didn't know he hated jLoser
what did he say?
possibly the best take i've ever seen from rl (ever) https://youtu.be/vBdmfArT2Vk?t=2590
I don't get the point of posting the opposite of someone else, particularly when it comes to eceleb shit. Is it just attention seeking? Or general obnoxiousness?
>>1809824>Dexter is a fantastic choice.No. Although with G2's current track record of igls they might hire him.
>>1809838Nepo hires can be sovlfvl.
>>1809850Dexter is a fragging IGL.
>>1809853>Dexter is a fragging IGLIf sAw wants one of those he's already got huNter.
it's up and buy the 87-0 tshirt
https://youtu.be/sb5u3tlgjrQ
>>1809869I'm not watching your shit Mohan.
>>1809617>no i want...i want to kill myselfWhat it feels like to play on team spirit
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wtf is going on itt
https://www.hltv.org/news/41990/valve-removes-multi-region-representation-in-vrs-model-update
Rest in piss Lulquid and Team Whore
>>1809935Wasn't this always the rules?
>>1809939>Previously, if a team had no three-man majority and there was a tie between two regions, that team could choose which region they would representRead the article nigga.
>>1809118he's so fat and ugly bros
>>1809938I don't like the gay little symbol on the Talon knife's grip but overall I fuck with it.
>>1809938a little gay go for darker colors
Woah, lotta deleted posts.
i think launders is the joker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb5u3tlgjrQ
the karrigan copypasta is the funniest thing to come out of pro cs
>>1809895the shitty parts of /sp/ are finally catching up to us
>>1809964cs copyastas overall are the best, that's why other esports copy them and make their own versions.
>>1809964The jame copy pasta is much better desu
>shitty pasta that gets spammed everywhere constantly is somehow good
I sincerely hope you people forget this thread exists after the major
>>1809994>popular thing is... le bad!
would /magog/ be interested in a fantasy league on hltv for the play offs? I can set one up if enough people are interested
>>1809994just because you're on 4chan it doesn't mean you need to hate on everything
the copypasta is funny
>>1806938I agree with Mr. Richard Lewis
I hope TaZ finds a good team to go to next.
https://www.hltv.org/news/41990/valve-removes-multi-region-representation-in-vrs-model-update
Hate these retards
why are a lot of retards predicting faze to win the major?
okay they're arena merchants and all but i don't see any other outcome than they getting their shit kicked in by either vitality or spirit
>>1810044because they have the easiest path and only need to beat one good team + who doesn't want faze to win
>>1810051i don't like faze, it's a org founded, run and managed by shitheads
any sliver of glory faze banks can attach himself to, it will increase his ego 1000x
>>1810077>caring about the most invisible org in cswe're cheering for the team, newfriend. Nobody likes the faze org
but seriously when will jame stop blatantly fixing?
>>1810044I don't think those predictions are serious, more like "imagine if it happens" kinda thing. Vitality is the most likely and anyone knows that.
>>1810126>Vitality is the most likely and anyone knows thatBut 6 out of the other 7 teams in playoffs are in the top 10...
>>1810140That didn't stop Vitality throughout this year, and I don't think it will, unless losing the streak hurt their confidence too much.
Why are a lot of retards doubting FaZe will win the major? Okay they haven't won anything in years but I don't see any other outcome than them kicking Vitality and/or Spirit's shit in and s1mple lifting his second major trophy.
>>1810150Yes but unfortunately this is the major :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFLqcVq6EW0
It's Up!
https://youtu.be/gyibTMlv2is
https://youtu.be/sFLqcVq6EW0
>>1810214what are they saying? not gonna watch a 1 hour video for the conclusions.
kek dude is casting from a van
>>1810228is he one of those fatmericans that live in a housevan? is his wife driving?
lol this is some fake spirit scam shit. apparently you get here from watching youtube ads.
>>1810233Lol wtf, first FalChads, now Spirit?
>>1810233Hope the real Spirit gets banned by Youtube again.
>>1810235they're doing this shit with all popular teams and players. just look at this, these botted scam streams on fake accounts are all live right now.
Launders made me like Indian people.
FlameZ made me like Jewish people.
EmiliaQAQ made me like Chinese people.
zAAz made me respect Islam.
>>1810254anon made me hate reddit
What does yours look like?
>>1810037>Wildcardwill get rid of Sonic/susp and sign Peeping to be 3 NA
>LiquidProbably goes EU since there's no good NA players left
that means that even with Americas losing one spot we'll see the exact same teams make it to the next major
i just remembered how my friends forced me to play assault back in 2014~2015 and i fucking hated it despite winning a lot of matches by virtue of playing only that map all day against people who played it a bunch of times or for the first time
i miss it
they should bring it back for deathmatch or hostage group
IT'S FUCKING GIGA UP
https://youtu.be/Ga9kpa6pIbI
https://youtu.be/Ga9kpa6pIbI
https://youtu.be/Ga9kpa6pIbI
>>1810343>faze s1mpleOh he's definitely leaving navi
>>1810343Holy shit he did our man ohne dirty
>>1810226>what are they saying?niko sucks, falcons suck, monesy sometimes sucks
>>1810348That actually does indicate he's joining for real.
>>1810228This is so fucking based
>>1810343broky bros.........
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>>1810343When teacher paired you wit some random nigga for a class project
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AWWWWWWWWWW
>>1810370I do appreciat him putting some respect on ohne's name and not making him the sole F tier at the end
>>1810370btw he said donk is s and just put him like that because there wasn't enough space
they should've used smaller portraits
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Just look at kfwsas(Karrigans face while starring at s1mple)
Yeah man FaZe are going to sign him
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Lol hally is in the vlog as well kek
>>1810379>they don't know I pump donk full of amphetamines
https://x.com/Ozzny_CS2/status/1934653451230662723
I kek.
>>1810373I do hate that he put some respect on one's name
>>1810401Goat recognizes goat
When EliGe gets his Major on saturday NiKo will be the only great player to not get his aside from guardian.
>>1810348He stopped giving a shit about Navi a while ago. And Karrigan is probably the only IGL who can tard wrangle him until he is doing his hissyfit again. He straight up called Markeloff washed trash back when he played with him in Flipsid3 and he was a huge fan of him back in 1.6. He does not vibe with AleksiBOT at all
>>1810430you're missing the point
faze would have to buy him from navi
>>1810432Doesn't his contract expire later this year?
>>1810435that's what most people are saying
but faze aren't gonna wait 5 months to get a fifth player
they'll either buy him, extend the loan, or get someone else
>>1810441I'm sure Na'vi's hope right now is to not let him go as a free agent. He's nowhere near the buyout clause in his current form and faze is not in the position to just throw money willy nilly either.
>>1810447we have no idea what any of the higher ups are thinking
it's why people are hoping s1mple getting an official faze yt video is a sign that they're getting him
>>1810447I think s1mple's contract ends towards the end of the year. If s1mple wants to go to FaZe Navi are in a position where the can only leverage a couple months of contract against FaZe. I really doubt it would be too expensive to find an agreement to buy him out and if FaZe manages to win the major karrigan can probably justify almost any cost to the management.
we finna go atlanta right /magog/?
https://www.hltv.org/news/41993/dreamhack-announce-two-byoc-lans-winners-qualify-for-esl-pro-league
>>1810463>I really doubt it would be too expensive to find an agreement to buy him outthere's sunken cost fallacy
>we paid this guy to sit on the bench for 2 years, either we make our money back or he's gonna sit till his time's upI don't know if navi management are assholes, but most big cs orgs are. If that's the case, hopefully the potential backlash will be enough to let him go
>>1810343What was that cut to EliGE when s1mple puts NiKo S tier?????`
https://youtu.be/Ga9kpa6pIbI?feature=shared&t=197
>>1810465>/magog/ vs. Supernova Comets Grand FinalsWe Will Be There.
>>1810465I haven't played CS in years and last I remember I was silver (which makes me an expert at critiquing pro players)
>>1810473Don't disrespect maui like that. He is an ESEA Advanced legend!
>>1810469>we make our money backThey only way to do that was Falcons and that ship has sailed. I assume that Navi management are cunts but surely at the end of the day they will realize that some money is better than no money and alienating their fanbase by fucking over the player that got them large parts of that fanbase isn't smart business.
>>1810481I hope you're right
I'm starting to like this faze as much as when they had the old trio
>>1810343>Niko above ropzcome on bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfAG_bqZXgY
>>1810488https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGK5l_deXlQ
Why countries like Spain (50 million people), Italy (50 million people) and the UK (70 million people) don't have any good teams/good players?
>>1810492theyre busy playing sports
>>1810492>Spain>ItalyGood weather overall so kids aren't playing cs all day because they're outside playing football
>UKdefeatist society
>>1810492strong console culture. I'm a boomer and I remember playing on pc was perceived as lame, it was too geeky and autistic.
You're not going to agree with this but Br0ky had a higher ceiling than S0mple.
>>1810501current s1mple? probably, yes
but he was on the floor 90% of the time
>S0mpleyou're a faggot
>>1810492right now spain has sunpayus and the uk has mezii
for the life of me i can't remember a single italian pro
>>1810500i'm from eastern eu and no one had consoles in here
actually one kid had it and when he invited me over we couldn't play because i didn't know how to work a controller at all,we just went outside instead
You're not going to agree with this but Shroud had higher peaks then Zywoo
>>1810492I can tell you spain is dominated by Riot, everyone knows valorant and lol, and every popular streamer shills them to no end.
>>1810513sounds horrible
I'm glad the nordics are ruled by cs. But I'm old, so maybe that's just me
>>1810037Do honorary statesmen count?
>>1810037>Sonic is the one(1) player actually screwed over by thisWhy are valve unironically anti white
>>1810492all three are very different
Spain has a small scene, they got into the Major few years ago with 2 different teams
Italy has no scene, nobody plays CS there seriously
UK has a playerbase and bigger scene but currently they have no standout players except mezzi, he's really carrying the entire UK on his back
>>1810537>he's really carrying the entire UK on his backthe Margaret Thatcher of cs
https://x.com/Sentinels/status/1935093543649034391
karrigan could never
>>1810553Valosissies can't compete with unc and his nephews throwing hands
>>1810559This FaZe lineup would get a life sentence if they played those valarante sissies.
these niggas in valorant are doing L fortnite dances after winning rounds
>>1810492meds are obsessed with soccer for some reason and good weather so they're outside
anglos just aren't good at esports which is weird because they invented most sports, bit of a stigma against it i think
>>1810559these two yelling at heroic was easily a top 3 moment of the major so far
>>1810505Silence, s0mple cocksucker. Br0ky's peak > p0mple's peak.
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I'm ready for the playoffs. Packed all the essentials. 1 pair of clothes and CS2 gear (AR glasses not pictured). See y'all in Texas. Let me know what I should put on my sign, I'm second row from the front. Wanted to put some edgy anti-saudi shit but FailClowns already got owned.
No, I won't clean my deskmat. I will just continue to replace it every 6 months.
>>1810763put /magog/ <3 maui
If you see a Grim poster, it's me.
>>1810763Are you going to play somewhere?
>>1810831just grinding my weekly overload, not really going anywhere
Top 5 NA teams (via VRS) are now:
1. Complexity
2. NRG
3. M80
4. BOSS
5. BLUEJAYS
still depressed zerk missed the major bros
jesus 5 secs into the faze simple video and you can instantly tell the mood is 100x better
>>1810994>niko s tierim not rooting for faze anymore
>>1810994In the karrigan vlog it starts with him too, and I've never seen him that happy ever. Admittedly, I have never seen any type of NAVI vlog before but guy looked like a happy kid going to get his favorite ice cream flavor.
>>1810995NiKo did help s1mple get his major so I guess it's just repaying him.
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a bit retarded schedule
Just saw the future and it looks awful. MOUZ managed to beat Spirit AND Vitality. The grandfinals will be MOUZ vs FaZe and FaZe will lose 0-2 because they s1mply ran out of steam.
I am in fucking shambles, I've been crying for 15min.
PSA to all CS2 Austin Major attendees: DO NOT BRING A FIREARM (or any other weapons) TO THE VENUE
The Austin Majors will be has been taking place at the Moody Center, which is on UT campus. While Texas pretty much allows any form of carry in most places, that is NOT the case on college campuses. Open carry of handguns is not permitted by anyone, same thing for long guns. The only people allowed to carry ON CAMPUS are those who have a license, and are concealed carrying (and obviously law enforcement). However, businesses and establishments on campus can still restrict concealed carry by licensed holders via a 30.06 sign, which is the case at the Moody Center. Yes there is 2019 House Bill 121, which long story short, partially nullifies the legal effectiveness of 30.06 and 30.07, however if the owner or anyone of apparent authority asks you to leave if you are violating either of those two signs, then you will get a trespassing charge if you do not leave immediately. They will have metal detectors at every entrance, so it is not a wise idea to bring your firearm; depending on how you arrive, you may not have a place to keep your firearm. If you are driving your own vehicle to the venue, keep your firearm in your vehicle and out of sight, or leave it at home or in your hotel room. If you are driving a rental vehicle to the venue, I recommend you to leave your firearm at home or in your hotel room. If you are taking an Uber or other rideshare, DO NOT BRING YOUR FIREARM AT ALL, LEAVE IT AT HOME OR IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM. There are no guarantees that security will hold your firearm for you and give it back to you when you leave, nor is it a good idea to give your firearm to someone that you do not know in the first place.
Also I didn't realize until writing this whole thing that the event was already ongoing, but I figured since there may be a lot more folks attending this week, I would make this PSA for y'all.
>>1811080How do you not know that the event that's been going for weeks and all that's been discussed here is currently ongoing?
>>1811080how are people meant to murder the russians in the venue if they're not allowed guns?
>>1811081Do not bring a gun.
hltv bait or sincere but retarded reddit post?
https://www.hltv.org/news/41994/astralis-announce-hooxi-signing
>>1811095This definitely happened because of the major changes.
>>1811080this looks like reddit speech
>>1811082Storm the stage and do it by hand?
>>1811121it's over for him. he's been too shit since cs2. he should be angling towards some analyst or coach position.
>>1811120youd need large group to overwhelm the security and bystanders trying to block you and smuggling sharp weapons that are effective enough would require assistance from security or someone else inside, all this would jepordize the operation as info about the upcoming assault has more chances to leak
did gambling ads on hltv start showing up for you guys too? adblocker seems to work on other sites.
>>1811124Yeah I think they're embedding ads now.
>>1811124maybe its part of ublocks effort to let flatly colored non disruptive ads through for ethics, or its just not included in some filter yet
I manually added these
www.hltv.org##.narrow.left.bg-sidebar > .main-sidebar-container
www.hltv.org##.narrow.left.bg-sidebar
www.hltv.org##.narrow.right.bg-sidebar
www.hltv.org##.fbw-container
www.hltv.org##.fcol-top.a-reset
>>1811127>I manually added these >www.hltv.org##.narrow.left.bg-sidebar > .main-sidebar-container>www.hltv.org##.narrow.left.bg-sidebar>www.hltv.org##.narrow.right.bg-sidebar>www.hltv.org##.fbw-container>www.hltv.org##.fcol-top.a-resetthat takes away 2/4 of the ads for me, do you get all removed?
>>1811124where do you live? i have the most basic adblocker and don't see shit
>>1811128it got rid of the biggest ones, use the element picker yourself for rest
>>1811124you still using chrome?
>>1811131yes. i know were supposedly going to do something to fuck extensions but all my extensions work so far.
>>1811132the main reason i asked is cause i'm not getting anything on ff
chrome version 139 apparently releasing next month is supposed to be the end for ublock origin and you'll be stuck with ublock lite
>>1810763>being anti-saudy>edgymay as well draw the reddit mascot in your sign buddy
>>1809336the lack of respect monesy has for his teammates is why his team lost. poor little monesy wanted to be part of the action so he told teses to hold an angle he deemed irrelevant in the B hold
Finally went ahead and bought the stickers. Please r8.
>>1811147malbs gonna be hidden
>>1811149You can see the grip sticker when you inspect it. I don't think you can jam 5 stickers on the slide to see them all at once and have it look good.
>>1811150well i guess it looks fine. wouldve been cooler if g2 made playoffs.
>>1811151Sure it'd be cooler if they made playoffs and won the major but I've still got to rep my team ya feel me dawg?
>>1811153yeah but hades is already gone next tournament
>>1811142Even after they died the remaining 3 shouldn't have lost the 3v3 retake.
>>1811155He was on the team during the major so he gets to be on the gun.
>>1811156it was almost mibr favored in the 3v3
kyxsan had like 10 hp and was about to be swung on from banana that's why he peeked the awp
BUT niko and magisk could've just hid. mibr was standing still waiting for peeks and then niko peeked. falcons only needed like 5 more seconds.
>>1811156>>1811159yeah, it's not really a 3v3 retake with kyxsan's position. he's 100% dead when banana is lost. can't even have someone peek spawn with him
>>1811161best thing would of course be if kyxsan killed the awp but he could've also just crouch and preshoot the banana corner. this would've at least wasted more time.
niko and magisk could've just hid and waited too.
i checked the time and it was like at most 5 seconds left on the bomb after the defuse.
like, it's not only that they played badly, it's also that they didn't play time at all.
I don't blame kyxsan for his positioning, you don't usually expect a guy to just double frag banana like that.
>>1811170there was some reddit thread saying it was unprecedented retake and statistically impossible
if Teses played it in any other way you can imagine they would win
>>1811170teses gave the first bozo death therefor it is teses fault
>>1811177>if Teses played it in any other way you can imagine they would winBut m0NESY stopped holding half wall for some reason forcing Teses into a shit situation
ngl hally has the most aura as a coach
yes or no?
>>1811188b1ad3. he just seems to have more say than any of the players. he basically kicked s1mple of the team.
>>1811190simple kicked himself and became an alcoholic
navi winning major then kept the team together
>>1811191s1mple missed the flight to iem sydney 2023 and b1ad3 stood in. b1ad3 was supposedly super pissed and after that s1mple got benched.
>>1811189>>1811190blade doesnt give boss mafia vibes
look at hally just standing there with a ciggy ready to give out The Call
>>1811195he looks like a normal guy.
like the sort of guy with a wife and kids.
>>1811188GOAT 1.6 player, CSGO major winner, potential CS2 major winner? (as coach)
>>1811202he looks like the professor from that spanish bank heist show
>>1811188>looking like the real life version of "i wish i was at home" wojak is aurazoomers are so fucking retarded i swear to god
>>1811217it's because he looks casual but your subconscious knows he will fuck your entire life up if you dare mess with him
>>1811188>auradumb zoomer
>>1811095Does HooXi know something we don't or is he just desperate for a contract? It doesn't seem like a smart idea to tie yourself to an organization that might not exist in a couple of months.
>>1811147ong ts slaps
Is Aurora engagement baiting or are Falcons going to replace both Magisk and Teses?
>>1811242buying 40 year old xantares seems dumb even if he's still pretty good
It's pretty crazy how valorant absolutely killed the NA scene for cs
>>1811250does na win anything in valorant?
>>1811251yeah they're actually good, all regions are good in valorant
the last 4 remaining teams in their "major" are china korea eu na
>>1811242It's a joke of course, they are probably going to change 2 players but they need an anchor not xantares
>>1811257are they still hiring jimi?
just 2 more players bro trust me and then the ""GOAT rifler"" will finally win his Major
>>1811265Ch0k0 is ch0k0 but Zonic is even a bigger fraud. Somebody should say this to zonic in a skit, kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD_cW68YJC8
>>1811279fraud trying to come up with an excuse
team spirits 50 min vlog: 230k views uploaded 2 days ago
karrigans 20 min vlog:365k views and not even 24 hours passed
where is that retard?
>>1811289how does length matter here? id imagine shorter means more views.
>>1811292>id imagine shorter means more viewsI'd imagine teams and players people are more interested in get more views
>>1811300still dont get why you wrote the video length as it was relevant
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new S&B
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-yi2-W2kYc
it's up
https://youtu.be/uW5KirtVBdY
>>1811326wtf none of the good moments are in, what a shit video
>>1811300chill, donk's cultural impact will be on pair with s1mple and KennyS. When you play mm and see kids having his photo you just know he made it.
>>1811329>donk's cultural impact will be on pair with s1mpleHe plays good CS but he isn't an interesting or divisive person
>>1811289ngl people are more likely to click on shorter videos
donk is a system babby and a first language babby.
>>1811335don't you remember everyone being mad when he said he didn't care about the crowd in astana? That was a month ago.
edging to sjokz feet today
edging to s1mple highlights today
wish him a happy birthday magog!
>>1811384>spurskill yourself lole
>>1811384that zoomer hairstyle needs to go
>>1811384>tottenham jerseywow
>>1811394it suits my dick
>>1811394its an improvement
clearly mouz has someone try to instruct the gamers how not tank the orgs marketability
we barely even see xertions mammaries poke out these days
jimi lost like 10kg
>>1811411nothing better than grabbing that faggot haircut while busting your load into some prime bussy
>>1811431uh no anon, I meant my dick got the same haircut
>>1811368he has suffered too much
it's his turn
where are the rain x simple fanfics
>>1811464that would be gay
>where are the rain x simple fanfics
calm down niko
>>1811471poor guy waiting for his handshake
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>>1811471>enters the club>slaps your boyfriend on the buttHow do you respond?
>>1811484fewer majors than n0rb3r7
>>1811489>fewer majors than n0rb3r7This will never be not funny.
>>1811464kill yourself, same with niko/monesy shippers
>>1811498nothing can hold their love back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQJNGlP-Dd0
one more day til we're back bros
>>1811470s1mply, karrigan and rain are in a platonic polycule
insane giga hypersonic trvthnvke (tldr subtick sucks)
https://x.com/eugenio8a8/status/1935373468603760669
>>1811559why not run it at tickrate=1000
>>1811559It's insane this guy has broken down and explained to the devs the entire issue with spraying already, and he's done it again with movement
>>1811568embarrassing, even for an indie company
>>1811568why would they work when they can't work and still gain money lololol cs2 was a massive success that keeps getting player peaks daily
Get in here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVzXUlgAadk
>>1811499i wish they held championships instead of each other
ngl i'm fiending some matches right now, this almost full week between stage 3 and the playoffs has me tweaking
>>1811655to be fair playing faceit in NA must be like watching monkeys trying to use a wrench
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zywhores are pathetic...
>>1811683this whore however is anything but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1-nHM3NxdY
>jew talking about how everything is scripted in the beginning
Alright alright BLAST.
how do i get big like loba?
>>1811709https://youtu.be/uSrsk6tbnkE?t=91
Fun fact: CS 1.6 competetive had what was called "Organner" when teams switched over from CAL to CEVO (first paid e-sports online league) and as well as ESEA which is acclaimed for its anti-cheats; the pro players you see/saw such as n0thing, summit-1g (not saying he did cheat, he wasn't pro in CS1.6, 1g was a pug team that meant 1st generation and a lot of us were in it) -- but everybody in the pro scene around that did cheat, or had cheaters on their team.
n0thing was banned from CAL rigorously for cheating in CAL-Premier and rejoined with complexity after ringing for other teams in CS1.6 matches (ban evading). he's admitted to cheating in CS 1.6, and found fame with Counter-Strike 1.6'd Evil Geniuses organization which encompanied the old compLexity roster.
These dickheads went on to make fortunes; not to say that they weren't good in their own respects, but people such as n0thing openly admit, and will admit if you ask them on the stream if they cheated in 1.6 to get to where they're at.
You could inject cheat codes through your mouse drivers at LANs and if you set a low FOV aimbot, it was undetectable: IE triggers when you aim at their chest, aims up to hit the head; and had advanced net code
modifiers to land bullets in places you weren't aiming all together.
Knowing this, completely ruined the pro scene and wanting to watch these matches and personalities all together. To know how many legitimate players out there were passionate about these games, looking to go pro, and really enjoy competing at the highest levels couldn't because the skill gap was so significant, and then even more so because pro players had undetectable cheats.
Still to this day it is virtually impossible to detect hacks, however games such as DotA2 make it signifcantly harder to cheat by only sending frames/updates when it should; rather than old games sending all player data. I believe Valorant has a decent system but all in all; I helped run the leagues and the level and problem at which cheating was occurring, was known about, and not being able to prove what you know, would make you SICK if you ever enjoyed competing in e-sports.
>>1811772copy/pasting from hacker news is a new low
https://youtu.be/YsIdSRCtMFc?t=1012
>>1811683>anti zywoo schizos are the ones posting funny shit, trannies and niko monesy gay fanficnot surprised desu, because if you hate zywoo, you hate counter strike.
>>1811848>anti zywoo schizos are the ones posting funny shitit's long been established fact that zywoo fans are humorless and dull, but I've never seen you guys admit it yourselves
>>1811855>it was real in my head
>>1811863nigga you wrote it
>this was considered revolutionary utility usage in 2018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qplGEhYsWSE
>reddit frog doesn't understand how evolution of knowledge works
>>1811443Yes we love Mouz in here. They're /cs2g/'s official team.
>>1811873yes and it was kino
>>1811873Truly the beginning of the end, thank you ASStralis for ruining cs.
>>1811873and it would work the same in current year
>>1811873If someone uses this in CS2 the entire bombsite will be on fire for hours.
begone danedogs, I cast this spell to banish ye from this place
>>1811959lol theyre #12 world they're gonna coast on invites and get the major cuz no qualifiers
>>1811960the major (paycheck) isn't for another 5-6 months, and they have to pay their players and staff for that whole time
>>1811960do I gotta post it in danish
they're spending 4.8 mil a year on payroll, and unless they get bought out or sell the team, they're gonna fold
>a Dust2.dk report has now confirmed that legendary Danish organisation Astralis is likely up for sale amid financial problems. In their report it was revealed that former Ninjas in Pyjamas COO, Jonas Gundersen, had expressed an interest in acquiring the brand. Gundersen is now the founder and CEO of the Qatari funded Continuum X investment group. All indicators point to the likelihood that Astralis will either be sold or shuttered in the coming months
>Several sources connected with Astralis have since reached out to this publication to lift the veil on what has been happening behind the scenes. These sources requested anonymity under concerns about reprisals should they be identified. Many expressed grievances with management and the direction the organisation has taken, with one source even going so far as to say “Astralis has to die for Danish Counterstrike to rise again… The amount of smaller organisations they have fucked over is incredible.”
excited for tomorrow, even visited the moody center but they weren't letting anyone in
it's up
https://youtu.be/SFyVRdRcilQ
>>1812048im personally looking forward to sleeping when the games are going on and then watching some highlights vid and a reddit post match thread
So why the fuck are they ending the day with FURIA vs Pain instead of Sp0r0t vs M0UZ?
>>1812071the br vs br game ends 5am in europe
>>1812048wait when were you there? I just got back an hour ago
>>1812075forgot pic. absolutely 0 indication the first NA major is happening here in 12 hours kek
>>1812073Mouz vs Spirit starts like 5 am in Australia.
>>1812048did u have a backpack on or did you see a dude riding around on a lime scooter
>>1812078well lets hope australians kys themselves
>>1812073well too bad, this is the murrica major
>>1812094most of the viewership is european and russian
Why do yuros piss and shit themselves so much when they aren't being catered to for once?
>>1812098how do you know
falcons elimination game got a milly viewers at 1:30 am moscow time on a weeknight
>>1812103fr
probably gonna bitch about the crowd too, when the match of the day is at 2pm local time
>>1812105Then they'll cry if the crowd does anything.
>>1812104>how do you knowbecause that's where most of the players are from
>falcons elimination game got a milly viewers at 1:30 am moscow time on a weeknightnot that late for the average gamer and i assume that's map 3
>>1812114>because that's where most of the players are fromso what
when scandinavians dominated csgo, they weren't "most of the viewership"
>>1812118i genuinely don't even understand the point you're trying to make with that statement
The first playoffs match is 11 hours and 30 minutes away.
>>1811443>>1811881nah. I'm not jewmaxxing
how long is the grand finals bo3 gonna be? do majors do long as fuck breaks to pad out the time?
>>1812193But you can still get FaZe silver
>get all three stages right by virtue of being brazilian
https://www.hltv.org/news/42004/s1mple-donk-and-zywoo-talk-battle-of-the-best-ahead-of-austin-major-playoffs
m0NESY in shambles
a lot of peole will be disappointed when simple sharts to mongols and karrigan posts career low numbers
>>1812216guess which other superstar is in that symposium
>>1812263Could be. However: arena FaZe, arena MongolZ and FaZe's last match ended with them taking a big dump on MongolZ.
Holy based liquid valve point s
https://www.hltv.org/news/42005/karrigan-on-signing-s1mple-ill-see-after-the-major-what-makes-sense
>>1812285simple already has generational money he shouldn't ask for a big amount
>>1812286>he shouldn't ask for a big amountHe's still under contract with Navi for ~3-4 months who will be asking for a big buyout. If the move fails it won't be on s1mple.
>>1812287he should give faze money so they have money to buy him from navi
molodoy masterclass today
when are falcons playing?
>>1812296who cares it's vs pain
>>1812279do not look up polish death camps
>>1812300well, they made it to playoffs
>>1812302Those were german death camps and 6 million poles were murdered there. Please stop spreading misinformation and refrain from denigrating the polish people in the future.
surely blamef deserves to be in a top10 team?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVDPHvrQYVw
I'm watching the new 4 horsemen episode rn and they're on the topic of ppv/subscription esports. How much would you guys be willing to spend on esports per month? I'd accept like 15€.
>>1812314They need to give me money for watching this shit
>>1812314how fucking many podcasts does thorin do?
and it just seems like a bad idea to make people pay to watch. you need to have it for free to get people to start watching in the first place.
>>1812314five euros with povs of every player
>pick'em prediction closes in an hour
>first playoff match starts in 6 hours
why?
>>1812316>They need to give me money for watching this shitThen this discussion doesn't concern you.
>>1812317>how fucking many podcasts does thorin do?Maybe 10 or so? Not sure though.
>seems like a bad idea to make people pay to watchThe problem is that regular sponsorships alone aren't paying enough to fund the scene, that's why we've got increasingly aggressive betting and gambling sponsorships and the entire Saudi thing.
>you need to have it for free to get people to start watching in the first placeI have no real insights on that but I assume that enough people would just watch because they like the game and from 'word of mouth' if the broadcast is good enough without needing free samples to get hooked.
>>1812318>five euros with povs of every playerFor one TO or for all CS tournaments?
https://nitter.net/g5taz/status/1935686563226165292
TAZ OUT OF JITU
>>1812325we've known this for weeks thoughever
>>1812321Probably because they're using the same time to lock in picks as the previous stages even though playoff matches start later.
>>1812325where does he go?
>>1812338Holy fuck why is that place like this?
Moses is actually... le good?
>>1812343>silver coinThis guy gets paid for his "analysis"...
>>1812338Holy shit that's so fucking retarded
>>1812338hard to tell whether this is actually satire
>>1812075>>1812076I was there a bit earlier, you could see jerseys on sale.
>>1812079No and no, some workers were moving stuff in.
>>1812341funnier than most posts here
>>1812338I assume it's a shit post and the OP has exquisite taste.
>>1812341>>1812346>>1812348no way you actually fell for the most obvious shitpost ever
>>1812307last 12 months 1.03 vs top 20
not a winning player
>>1812364I heard Falcons need a new coach...
>>1812364It's all NiKo's fault...
I'm on track to empty an entire bottle of whiskey in one day. Do I have a problem?
>>1812346you got baited by a redditor.
>>1812372I look like this.
Very sad to see a major winner fall to blatant fixing like Jame.
>me watching FaZe? haha noo noo haha I didn't watch FaZe games
>*starts sweating just thinking about seeing s1mple on screen again*
>>1812377what the fuck is that lightning
>>1812381It's sunny in Texas
>>1812355it would be an obvious shitpost here
>>1812314I guess the 15 or so bucks the major pass costs, I wouldn't pay for any other tournaments though
>>1812314Never paying for the autodirector tier observing and screamy & jeet cast
>>1812377s0mple hasn't beaten Zywoo in a game since 2022
>>1812406yes, navi lost the 1 bo3 they played vs vitality in 2023
he hasn't beaten donk either, what a retarded post
>>1812410>yes, navi lost the 1 bo3 they played vs vitality in 2023pretty sure they played a couple of more times but a certain someone quit his team like a bitch
>>1812414Be nice to Magisk.
>>1811848>zywoo schizos are the ones posting funny shit, trannies and niko monesy gay fanficSo we are the most based anons on this board then LoL
It's out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7PstZCcJUI
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>>1812443Skadoodle trophy walkout lol I saw the script
>>1812448why would that be special
it's probably the chinese cs dev
>>1812454Stewie is the one presenting the trophy
>>1812456Stewie is currently under the bridge somewhere in SF
>>1812443Return of the King...
>>1812458Shroud = Reddit
Stewie = Insta/twitter
Skadoodle = Tor
Tarik = WhatsApp
Rush = Viber
Autimatic = Weibo
>>1812465/ournigga/ EliGe
Are Blast going to have some super cringy musical opening act?
>>1812474let's just say that someone is going to kussy our bussies
>>1812474they can't afford anyone good so either they'll get a smaller band/musician that represents the local culture or they'll get a hasbeen who was huge 5-7 years ago
>>1812474They are going to recreate the door stuck video on stage.
Faze vs vita / spirt is our best hope
but what if faze is eliminated?
are they our only hope to prevent a Paris major rerun?
I put money on Mouz how fucked am I?
>>1812443my friend emailed a dev for old piranesi textures and he said he was busy with the major and he'd get back to him after it anyways operation droppin hot this sunday
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Fazebros...WE GOT THE EASY BRACKET LOOOOOOOOOL HOLY SHIT WE ARE BASICALLY IN THE GRAND FINALS ALREADY!!!
>>1812491kys dont jinx it
>>1812492Ohhhh shiddd you are right
>Big announcement supposed to be made on the final day of the BLAST Austin Major that directly impacts CS2. All I’m allowed to say right now. Pretty hype shit.
https://youtu.be/LduTpUzkh5E?t=21
what the actual fuck bros?
>>1812503PLEASE don't be real
>>1812507cope they wouldn't just make fun of him for no reason
>>1812507seems like a really weird joke even for their meme-oriented admin
it's not april
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Valve will announce Cache after the major, It will also replace Mirage in Competitive pool
t. insider
>>1812495You are NOT an insider
>>1812512inferno has to go
Are FURIA really that much better than paiN? Are the real odds not much more closer to 50/50 than what the bookies say?
>>1812512Point that gun towards your skull tranny
the ugly finn fell off
desu if he played as well as he did last year, then mouz would have a good chance at winning tournaments.
>>1812527playing like he already got the falcons money
>>1812527He would never post something like this for m0nesy...
>>1812527Gooning in the long run is not worth it. The buff turns into a debuff.
>>1812537It is worth every fucking millisecond
FaZe Has PLOT ARMOR... They're Going To Win THE MAJOR
https://youtu.be/IhdUNkXRiXg
>>1812538The more you goon, the harder you goon.
You are destroying your body and mind over time and you can't focus in the game, all you think about is gooning.
>>1812552>>1812537what the fuck are you talking about
>>1812553I've walked the path of gooning and I'm warning you Jimmy, it is not worth it.
who the fuck cares about pain vs furia
let a coin toss decide that shit and show us faze in the first day instead
>>1812554yes i understand but what does mouz have to do with gooning
>>1812557lil j goons before every match
>>1812557>he doesn't know
https://x.com/HLTVorg/status/1935753313506484431
>spoiling the trophy right before
>>1812503This is really mean spirited, the guy is mentally unwell and they're randomly kicking him while he's down when they also fucked him over not too long ago, damn dude
>>1812562It's alright I guess. Better than the buttplug at least.
>>1812562>win major>get a trophy with everyone that lost engraved into itKinda based I guess.
>>1812562is it weird to have all teams logo's on it like this?
>>1812568Not really. I just think it's weird you get a big Blast logo as a trophy. Branding is important and all but having it that in your face takes away from the prestige in my eyes.
>>1812562Bestia logo instead of /ourguys/, it's trash
alright just bought some beers and now im ready for playoffs
>>1812562I do not want all the other teams printed on my winning trophy, why does anyone like this idea?
>>1812562These lazy faggots put the old Complexity logo on the trophy... Bravo Blast!
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>USA USA USA
Freya actually looks good this time (coming from a sjokz fan)
>>1812593not brown enough
I'm so fucking hyped, nothing gets me harder than a fucking cs major, I think my life has fallen deep.
>>1812562>bestia on itLegacy should’ve won kek
>>1812592How do you fuck this up btw?
>>1812600Bestia being on makes sense since they probably ordered it a soon as the MRQs ended but fucking up the coL logo is completely inexcusable.
>>1812599the major is over in 4 days
what will you do then?
>playoffs didn't even started
>putting Niko in the dirt one last time
Kek I don't know if this is based or tragic.
>Thorin
>journalist
Thorin should only be referred to as "angry screaming britbong" and nothing else.
WHRE IS OHHHNNNEEEEEEEEEE
>team spirit arrive
>sh0r0 and his fucking pillow on the red carpet
kek
>>1812609Get that nazi freak away from me
are they in a fucking airport
>>1812608Add gambling addict as well. His meltdown during Stage 2 was insane, it had to have been due to lost money.
WE ARE HERE DRILLAS
KUSSY ON THE BUSSY
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>Some bum in Optic Gaming shirt
Holy Based
>>1812617God bless you bruda
>jimi already balding
poor guy
donk is so nonchalant in these interviews but in the spirits vlog he's much more talkative
anxiety or what
Look like they got manletsnake a little stool because we all know he's not close to be at moses and freya's height lmao.
>>1812624also fat and gyno
>>1812623ohne only delivers you the finest costreams from on site
>>1812625Language barrier probably
>>1812625trying too hard to look cool in front of the cameras.
>>1812628>gynoWhat's that?
>>1812625feels like he's been faking a "don't care"-personality lately
>I want [the cleanfeed with] the dwarfling
ohne keeping it real
we're live
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
>>1812625Talking to James Banks (murderer and twink rapist) vs talking to friends
>p1mp glazing donk
does he know something?
>>1812642>does he know something?New mouse just came in the mail
Mouz have anti-stratted Donk so hard, I can see them beating Spirit again. If so, Donk is going to choke Chopper live on stage.
>>1812642lets just say the tech pause is already planned
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AHHHHHHHH Laundersbros WTF is going on????????
ok dude this is taking too long
Please don't let scrawny cast this match, let him have the BR one that I won't even be awake for
Imagine paying 1k usd to watch this shit live
>fucked up trophy
>fucked up stage setup
Yup it's a Blast tournament alright
I DIDNT GET VIOLINS IN PARIS WE WERE FUCKING ROBBED WTF?!
>major starting thursday mid day
i love it because im eu but it must suck as an american
SJOKZ MY DARLING YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL AS EVER
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Ok neverminded fuck that skeleton ghoul freya HOLEEEEE SMOKES!!!!!!
>>1812666stroking my shit
>>1812670holy moly my anus just twitched from the aura
wasnt sjokz a redhead?
this is very unfortunate
>>1812666SJOKZ MY SECOND WIFE YOU LOOK AMAZING TODAY
>>1812676Which is the real hair color?
>HAG MOMMY
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
>>1812680Nahhhhhh zrzut ekranu, It don't work like that.
imagine the crowd grand finals faze entrance HOLY FUCKING SHIT SASHA PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what do these esports event companies think they are?
just put the spotty men behind a computer and make them play the game
simple...the hidden 5th man.....the assassin from the shadows
League of dogshit will never have something as iconic as Blast's main theme.
>>1812695>league of legends jealousy out of nowhereyou could've said valorant ???
>>1812695>League of dogshitCritique LoL all you want but music is one of the few things they do well.
>>1812691It’s all a grift for the bubble
>>1812694I know a 2x major champion when I see him
>>1812691I've never not muted the intro segments to these kind of things, I can't listen to it, the worst is when the caster refers to the crowd as the name of the city it's hosted in and forces them to cheer loud for nothing before the game starts
>>1812701that's irrelevant already
why do you tards have 2 active /cs2/ threads?
>>1812701nta but lol is actually kinda decent as an esport and their crowds don't sound like golf events
>>1812713>*CITY NAME* ARE... YOU... READY?
i didn't see the opening ceremony, was it kino?
>>1812716about to be 3 in 18 images lil guy
>>1812716We run this board ytboi
>>1812716Unc made another one because he didn't like this ones OP
so what's the epic opening ceremony? was it the live performance?
holy kino BLAST
they are the only ones in the CS ecosystem rivaling RIOT's production
BLAST is so much better than those soulless G*rmoids ESL it's not even funny
BLAST had a proper opening ceremony with a trailer showcasing all 8 playoffs teams while ESL would just have a shitty fucking trailer of the rendered CT and T models having a gunfight. Shitty ass budget studio
>>1812721Yes they do, all Riot crowds are curated Wii Sports npcs
cunts whats the meaning of unc
>>1812746xhe is saying ur old
>>1812737yeah BLAST seem to be the only ones that understand that the entire hype about CS isn't in-game, it's the actual storylines behind it.
>>1812737Guarantee you the players would rather have the latter than needing to show up on a day they aren't even playing just to walk down a set of stairs
>>1812746Short for uncle, used by stupid teens like this ohne viewer to call someone old
>>1812758I don't give a single fuck about the players. The only reason they make millions off a videogame is because it's an entertainment product and if it's no longer entertaining then they get 0 (zero) dollars
>>1812761freya= cute wife. Sjokz= old whore
i like team spirit and i want them to win but i also dont want mouz to lose because the hate on them is so fucking cringe and i feel bad
will the crowd support the team of their overlord country (MOUZ)?
>>1812758>used by stupid teens like this ohne viewer to call someone oldGet with the times gramps
>>1812766Was it truly entertaining to watch them walk down those stairs though? I personally don't give a fuck about any of this just want the game to start
>>1812777I dont understand this, why is MOUZ hated? is it just some reddit bullshit?
american library
i'd rather brazilian crowd than this..... why are americans such soulless fuckers. fucking shangai crowd was 9000 times better lol
>>1812777>hate on k*kes is cringego back to l e dit
>>1812783you're just autistic man, no one is jumping out of their chairs for them walking down the stairs but it's still nice to see
>>1812787honest answer, they're ugly and hating on jews is the current good thing
zontix is the only one on spirit with aura
>>1812787they control the banks, the media, the politicians, the entertainment industry...
>mouz got more cheers than spirit
Zisters...
>>1812788I don't like american crowds either but it's 12 pm thursday over there, if people asked off from work it'd be tomorrow
>>1812790hate on jews is peak l e dit at this moment
4chan likes jews now
get ready for a zont1x life game
the only thing jewish about mouz is spinx and xertioN
but why do cunts like ohne hate them?, they dont think like that
>>1812612>sh0r0 and his fucking pillowIt's gaming time.
>>1812819xertion is so ugly he's dragging the whole teams aura down
also the only personality the team has is jimmy retweeting a porn video
>>1812819he hates them for being, meek, awkward, and lacking in aura (while glazing mongolz like they're a box of donuts)
>>1812819mad for kicking siuhy
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YAAAAAY!
just switch to the other thread no one is posting images in here for it to die
>scrawnders
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>1812723He did it, almost word for word, fuck scrawny man I hate this guy
>>1812832then start posting images
so boys, who we rooting for?
our guy donk is actually kinda balding like us already
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>>1812838>balding like us alreadySpeak for yourself buddy
>>1812837donk alone will always make spirit a more fun team
also if they somehow beat vitality then spirit faze is a kino final
kinda wanted spirit to win for my pickems but honestly seeing ohne cry live would be better
>>1812847rematch would be insane
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>>1812848yep this is like the hardest decision in the major, really don't know who to root for
what part of russia are you from
>>1812849i think faze winning rematch over spirit would be single most kino outcome
I can't look away from donk's bald spot
how are they already choking?
the final will be mouz vs mongolz
damn the kid is warmed up
the final will be paiN vs NAVI
>>1812865first major to reach a maximum of 10k viewers
>>1812862the average german has even more self loathing and white guilt than the worst american liberal
>>1812868damn nice spot, any signs?
>>1812868man you're close
do people want those seats to be close to players or are seats in the middle more desired?
>>1812868steal the trophy
>>1812868nice, have fun bro
scream your lungs out
>>1812875sure, bro
just two more elections!
wasnt there supposed to be some big announcement before the game? did i miss it?
onepixel/chat
we're all here
>>1812890there was nothing lmao
shiro is feeing the nerves man
nobody gives a shit retarded parasocial brownoid
man shito solo losing this
>>1812878Anyone here can just run and grab it, it's wide open just sitting ten feet away from people
donk is a better awper than sh1ro
Ohne watchers please reply
we need to put a number on the cancer
>>1812890nothing ever happens
>>1812902run to the middle of the scene and shit there
Jimpphat definitely gooned today but it's not enough to carry
>missing window smoke
I knew I could join spirit from my 8k premiere level
>one break
>shiro starts hitting shots
mental is way way too important
>kill donk
>win round
woooah
nice play from mouz 100% practiced that
>literally running it down mid
this is your goat?
MOUZ were respecting SPIRIT too much just get in the bomb site bro
why is donk playing so fucking aggressive lmao hally calm him down
Did NA faceit break donk?
the terrorist side must plant the bomb the counter terrorist side must defuse the bomb
is chopper strats or what?
>>1812854Texas People's Republic
reminds me of nuke in shanghai where they read donk like a book
but siuhy sisters, wasn't that our future-karrigan's work?
Chopper is truly a tactical genius
some of his most famous strategies include:
"donk go kill"
"donk is dead lets save"
that was a pajeetranny right?
is this shit really taking place in a university? just how big are those in america
>Random USA chant
did something happen?
why are they all so fucking fat
>USA chants
>no USA teams
What the fuck.
Who got the screencap of Jimmy retreating porn
>>1812944usa flag in the crowd
>>1812944those always happen just like TSM in league esports back when they were an actual team
>>1812944>>1812947xertion and spinx are playing
how fucked is your perspective on the screen from this seat?
im watching this with my bros drinking beers having good time
god bless CS
>>1812944NA crowds dont have chants like they do in EU besides the USA one its amusing when you watch their sports like in the NBA its only "defense clap clap"
>>1812950That continued after TSM stopped existing
>>1812943it's owned by a university but it's just an event center that anyone can use
>>1812953idk how it is for this major but i went to krakow and there was a big box in the middle of the arena roof with a screen on each side so everyone had a good angle
>>1812956average simple fan
did ohne lose a big bet on mouz in the past?
you can always tell when he's doing a bit but he's genuinely passive aggressive
>>1812964can you stop posting about ohne and mouz?
>>1812958stfu we have chants
>>1812964he just wants to see donk vs zywoo vs simple
or jl win
>>1812964literally who cares about your retarded eceleb
>>1812964he said that there was a mixer before the tourney in which everyone left because it was so lame and only mouz remained and had fun, made fun of them for being complete losers
>>1812965I’m filtering ohne and all possible variations
why are there so many asians?
is the university in austin prestigious?
yeah it's over for sp0r0t
>>1812974Esports generally has a disproportionately Asian fanbase
>>1812974Asians like vidya, but yeah probably you're onto something too
spirit have so fucking bad t pistol strats
Dont forget to migrate to the unc thread when we hit 300
i seriously hope spirit lose this
do you think they kick magixx if they lose this? they have to right?
>>1812977Then why are they irrelevant in CS?
>>1812985there's a team of literal chinamen in the major finals that you are watching right now
>>1812987Can you please kill yourself?
>>1812985There's multiple CN teams that do better than NA, even inside this tournament. Not that irrelevant honestly. Mongols are asian too
>>1812991kek mental midget
bro you see magixx spraying and he's like WAY OFF
>>1812996Says the one spamming images again to make their heckin epic reddit threads with tranny OPs.
Seriously. Kill yourself.
>>1813003You've got he wrong guy unc
>>1813010Nope clearly got the right person cause you can only spew retarded tranny speak.
>>1813003>A NEW THREAD? AHH I'M GOING INSANE
>>1813018>>1813020>noooooooooo I need to heckin spam my heckin epic tranny reddit frogs so i can make my heckin epic OP featuring my heckin epic favorite eceleb and get attention from everyone
>>1813003lol what a retard xD
>>1813027>epic tranny reddit frogsBased
>>1813031Says the reddit tranny. What's the matter mad you couldn't make your faggot thread?
>>1813027>>1813046jesus christ, we found a real schizo lads.
>>1813027>>1813003>>1812991where did the frog touch you anon?
>>1813050everybody is having fun and you decide to have a meltdow.
>>1813057>>1813060>nooooo I totes mcgoats need to spam my heckin epic tranny reddit frogs to make the next heckin epic tranny reddit OP featuring my favorite tranny reddit ecelebWhy are you a reddit tranny?
>>1812812two clutch rounds to go to overtime, zont1x is a legend
>>1813074>featuring my favorite tranny reddit ecelebwho are we talking about here? not the frog?
>>1813106Pick which ever reddit tranny eceleb you faggot want
donk would farm if he just baited his teamates instead of entrying for bots like magixx
>poor zont1x he's stuck with a Russian team :(
Man he's lucky as fuck that Twitch clip didn't blow up
fucking kek apex looked pissed
oh no haters and ameriturds sis...
>oh no
I would bootyblast both of these shit teams
