Thread 1806197

MOUZ' Worst Nightmare Edition

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>>1806202
Yup. Uncs gotta deal with it.

Fairly good odds on Legacy as well.

>>1806209
seems pretty "worth"
i think legacy wins more once in every 3.5 bo3s vs mouz

>>1806214
It's a good bet imo. I posted it last thread >>1806175 and the map pool is in favor of Legacy. On top of that you have Legacy in top form and MOUZ under tons of pressure to perform.

NIP is out 5th/6th in this garbage lan

>>1806228
I didn't even know that was running. BO3 as well but no reason to suddenly doubt NIP. I still think they're a decent tier 2 team.

>>1806228
Did you watch it or are you just looking at the results? If you did watch were they just outclassed or are we back to NIP downfall?

>>1806237
just results
they lost to fnatic and ecstatic

>>1806238
Okay. Fnatic beating NIP makes sense, they're in that same fall from grace and now eternal tier 1.5 / 2 org category to me. No clue about Ecstatic tho, I looked them up on hltv and don't know a single on of the names on the roster. "nut nut" is a weird name to chose...

>>1806221
It's a bit overplayed. I don't follow Valorant at all and I lost interest in League over time so I can't say what exactly the recent incidences where. Here's a nice overview. Most of these are warnings but they get handed out for very minor things like flipping somebody.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vToDuaA1JyOscmclCrn83ogLoC57WutxqLdQTtCik39Yj4lVr_uZSll8dOGalteUVjHmWyfpH3pd6r4/pubhtml#

>>1806228
it's retarded how teams travel to this only because it gives so much vrs points. the prizepool is much lower than random online tournaments there are several of every month. you can't even cover travel and housing costs unless you get like 1st or 2nd.

>>1806264
Don't hate the player, hate the game
By which I mean hate Valve

Do NA people count malbs as one of their own?

>>1806278
I think SA claims him

>>1806278
america is a latinx country now so yes

>>1806264
I mean I agree on NiP attending Fragadelphia, but this is a Swedish LAN, it's makes sense for Scandinavian tier 3 teams to attend it.
It also has a bigger prize pool than Fragadelphia lmao.

>>1806197 (OP)
If Faze don't win this major, it's the ultimate shame right? They are the superteam, legendary IGL, all their players were the stars of their teams, they have the most firepower, the crowd will side with them and will help them. If they don't win, they should forever and be laughed at and be forever knwon as the biggest chokers of counter strike.

>>1806287
But Guatemala is on the North American continent. Are they really that prideful to not embrace him?

>>1806293
2/5 are scandinavians

If VP, Mouz and G2 win today it will be faze vs vitality in the quarter finals

>>1806278
the ones who actually know where guatemala even is do, I think

>>1806296
They are still based in Sweden tho

>>1806294
they get mogged by vitality all day long
what firepower lol, rain is 40yo, simple is washed beyong human comprehension, forsen is good yes, elige is trash and karrigan is meh

>>1806294
>They are the superteam
Falcons and Vitality are superteams. This FaZe iteration is a hail mary in karrigan's words. Pre major they were terrible and brought in s1mple who hadn't been great in the few matches he played for Falcons. Imo playoffs is already overachieving.

>>1806300
It can happen in more ways than that, also
VP + Legacy + G2
VP + Mouz + G2
Pain + Mouz + G2
Pain + Legacy + G2

>>1806294
karrigan and rain are washed mids
elige and frozen are decent but not exactly star tier

>>1806303
they're all star players, all of them, all they need is to trust each others and to sacrifice themselves from their mates when needed, they do that and they beat everybody.

>>1806304
falcons only have niko and monesy, niko is losing the plot more and more, who is kyxsan? who the fuck is muster purple patch teses? magisk has been a deadweight in cs2.

In Vitality only zywoo and ropz are elite players, mezii is some T2 shitters who was lucky that the first and second choice vitality wanted didn't agree to join and that his agent is the agent of most vitality players, only reason why he joined vitality. flamez is from t2.

>they're all star players, all of them
lol

>>1806309
yes they are.

Did the uncs finally acquiesce and moved over to the real thread?

your star player sir

>>1806294
>> zywoo troons coping beforheand

>>1806313
he's the red giant

>>1806313
he's a star player willing to do the dirty work

>>1806318
vitality have the best teamplay, not the bet players.

>>1806306
your a wiser man than me anon. i just click around until i get the fixture i was looking for

>>1806323
idk man /ourguy/ maui says all 5 of them are top 20 players

>>1806294
vitalityniggas projecting like a motherfucker

>>1806323
they have top 5 in role every role at least, arguably top 3. they miss just one element: cultural impact

>>1806330
recency bias

https://x.com/CS2News_EN/status/1919363125825933521

uh oh zysissies!!! im s-s-s-scared!!!!!

>>1806330
yeah I'm sure in a 1v1 elige would lose to apex

come on now

>>1806334
are you saying I'm wrong?

>>1806339
yes you're wrong, this ranking is based on "achievements" from recent events. you're telling me apex has more firepower than elige? or that mezii has more firepower than xantares?

>>1806335
what a bitter loser, he'll lose, have a meltdown, get more tattoos, do more drugs and die in a car accident.

>>1806343
yeah! hes right you guys!! us zysisters have n-nothing to worry about!!

>>1806344
god you're shitscarred of zywoo asserting his dominance uh? how will you cope? will you leave for valorant?

s0mlpefags are barking again

>over rated due to having a good team around them
>accused of cheating early on in career (clearly was cheating)
>incredibly arrogant
>in terrible shape
>fraudulent major win
>HLTV is incredibly bias towards them and inflates their rating
>total fraud

pic unrelated, im talking about zywoo

>>1806350
>(clearly was cheating)
proofs?

>>1806352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls-BKA3kz8Y

Are we back to 2016? FalleN is in a Major playoffs held in the US while s1mple and EliGE are on the same team and also in playoffs.

>>1806358
Fallen major winner in 2k25 confirmed

>>1806353
Meh
It's nothing considering how many hours of live gameplay he has and only a couple of suspicious moments like this. Also, if you ever played with a wallhack even for a couple of days, you would know how much of a noob you become afterwards without it

>>1806362
>how many hours of live gameplay he has and only a couple of suspicious moments like this
so this is an extreme outlier and even more notable?
>if you ever played with a wallhack even for a couple of days, you would know how much of a noob you become afterwards without it
wrong, many pros ascribe their gamesense to walling, like demo review in real time where you can tell what your actions result in

>>1806362
Zywoo deniers are flat earthers of CS, don't pay attention to them

>>1806365
french grammar

>>1806365
>players are messaging Faceit to glaze ZywOo
Cool story bro

ZywOo's just one of those prodigies who understand the game on a higher level than the rest, like Flash in BW.

if vitality fumbles this major hltv should seriously consider retracting the comically fraudulent 2020 #1

what happened?

kino in 40

>>1806373
everyone else got better.

hmmmmmmmm today I am feeling a mouz upset win

Donk has 1.15 kills/round on faceit this year. But in NA it's 1.45 kills/round.

NA is literally just ez. Everyone is bad and fat.

scrawny better fucking not be casting today

>>1806387
They're Blast's preferred duo so they're probably on today and going to cast the finals

is gaules brazilian ohne? he's gets a lot of viewers.

>>1806387
I just watch it in another language with pop out chat from the main channel, I don't understand what they say but it's better than listening to scrawny screaming at the top of his lungs and launders going "oohhhh" and constantly talking about shit no one cares about for hours.

>>1806392
hes ohne is ohne was a sweaty ape

>>1806392
Other way around. ohne is the European Gaules. Gaules was doing this before ohne was prominent.

generational hatewatch

is ohne cheerign for brazil or mouz?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If one (very likely) upset happens today Faze gets as close to a direct ticket to the grand final as it's humanly possible

>>1806404
>faze beating furia
lmao
molodoy will put s0mple in his place

>>1806404
wow they finally fixed the simulator

>>>1805745
honestly it's pretty embarassing for the other "pros" that s1mple, a guy that hasn't played officials in years and has been half-assing it on faceit before the event is top5.

oh man dupreeh is so boring

>>1806404
this would be so fraudulent for faze. not a single top 10 team to get into finals.

>>1806412
>hasn't played officials in years
we just pretending he didn't flop two comebacks last year

>>1806414
name 10 teams better than mongolz

>>1806414
except this top 5 team, twice

winning pistols means nothing if you lose the follow up

>>1806400
yes, VAMOUZ!

>>1806416
three, actually

>>1806418
mongolz is bad lol they lost to faze

Blast muted dumau lmao

why isn't he screaming?

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE

thirdies leave today :)

There's NO fucking way Legacy win this. I bet 500 euros on MOUZ

Howling Brazilian monkeys

>>1806431
>betting on the favorite
i've never gotten why people do this
if you're going to gamba, at least do it for a big payout, not 10% or some shit (i don't gamba)

DUMAU

>>1806392
>>1806399
>>1806397
ohne = wright brothers
gaules = alberto barbosa dumont

>>1806431
>I bet 500 euros on MOUZ
well, that was fucking stupid

>>1806431
bro for what, 1.2? legacy was like 4x

is it habbening?

>>1806439
1.35

Also made a separate cheeky bet 400 euros on MOUZ 1.65 live bet :)

>studio merchants
>screaming monkey triggers their stage fright
mouz are done

>>1806431
>>1806209 I gave you a golden ticket 5 hours ago anon...

it's too ez for dumau, screaming isn't even worth it

>play on jungle map
>Brazilians get a boost

m*uz getting eliminated by huezillians would just be too good to be true, sorry fellas
they might take a game but the universe doesn't hand out crazy upsets like that often

>2nd map is inferno
it's over

Bestia finna commit suicide after this bo3

Jewcrew has 3 combined and the half is about to be finished
>>1806445
He is not doing anything different, blast is actually muting him

>>1806453
kwab
you're not him lilbro

>>1806447
This is 100% MOUZ comeback to win 16-13 on OT and 13-6 victory on Inferno

raped

>>1806453
lil j forgot to goon before the match :skull:

they're so obviously giga cheating
they always know where the opponents are

is dumau the goat

Bet your house on MOUZ to win map 1 do it right now you puzzies

mouzissies?

>>1806460
He might just be

Ancient is a ct sided map, mouz will bounce back once they switch sides.

>>1806431
Anon betting against the favela pros will end up living worse than the average favela dweller

>>1806454
>Jewcrew has 3 combined and the half is about to be finished
Dumau's germanic ancestry is a natural debuff to them

>>1806454
>blast is actually muting him
kek, jews got their fefes hurt

Legacy sus (self.GlobalOffensive)

submitted a minute ago by CanL74

Ngl, a team that lost without reaching double digits in each game to Bestia, a t2/t3 SA team beating t1 opponents left and right and doing the plays that they do just doesn’t seem right to me. Always doing risky plays and they always seem to be “omniscient”.

They have to be cheating right?
On the other hand lmao faze will win this major

Dumau every time he wins a round (even against full eco).

mouz don't deserve to make it atp but i hope they win because ohne would seethe
i think he might literally cry if they have a comeback on this map

vitality lucked out so hard

>>1806474
faze wont beat spirit or botality

>>1806478
Why does he have such a hateboner?

i have seen enough, faze smashes anyone in the playoffs.

>>1806481
faze havent lost a major playoff game that wasnt a final for the entirety of CS2

what the fuck is this

>>1806482
Literally no one likes MOUZ other than j*ws

>>1806478
ohne hates Mouz? based

>>1806479
vitality starting an era because hamas attacked israel. kino.

most kino final would be faze spirit rematch but this time faze wins a giga close game 3

100 bucks on MOUZ cumback

Sycrone timeout = eco w

>>1806485
their lucky charm left

>>1806491
where do i withdraw my winnings

>>1806494
s1mple only just joined though?

lol get fucked torshit

mouz won both pistols...

>mouz is supposed to be a top 3 team in the world
KEK

this doesn't look like the same team that destroyed spirit just 2 months ago

>>1806501
they are, legacy are top 1

>>1806500
Spic>Spix

>>1806494
Both broky and ropz had bad juju
t. empath

is this bad enough to be a cct major? that's the only kind zywoo can win...

>legacy has taken a map off Vitality and Mouz
>has won a BO3 against Faze
They're not even tier 2 lmao

HAHAHAHAHAHA JIMFAT

Return of the Brazilians

STATE OF JIMI

MOUZ: Shook

basedbasedbasedbasedbased

>>1806504
faze top 2?

xertion lmao he had two free kills there and got zero

Bestia Bros how are we feelin?

SHOOK AF KWAB

>>1806482
he thinks they're npcs (the irony)

Think bestia would've performed this well?

Today im brazillian

mouz mentality must be fully buck broken

Bestia would make semis minimum

ummmmm mouz bros... our jews are choking again...

>>1806514
who?

for me
it"s muting the stream whenever pimp talks

>>1806519
lol no
legacy has legit players

>>1806523
recessive chin envious of chad looking latto

>>1806469
>germ scene so ass they're claiming dumau
what happened to s1n and co

>>1806518
yeah damn he seems really pissed
im torn now whether id rather see ohne seethe or legacy win

>>1806535
torzsi lol

>>1806535
>losing to noodles and coffee

>>1806528
I love pimp

play off vs group too

Legacy aren't good they were just never anti-stratted

>>1806540
tranime names are so fucking gay

>>1806535
n1ssim was in contract jail since the Copenhagen Major

anybody hyped up for niko finally winning his major after kyousuke goes 2.0 rating in budapest

>>1806543
Sure whatever, just eliminate M*uz please

>>1806547
i think there's a good chance. kyousuke will be a top 5 player.

dumao showing off his mouse collection suddenly makes a lot of sense

cheating drama incoming.

>i wanna say something STUTTER STUTTER STUTTER "TH TH TH TH TH TH TH" SOUNDS
jesus fuck just shut the fuck up please pimp

has an underdog this big ever made major playoffs?

coldzera was the problem

>>1806554
cloud9 with stewie and tarik

>>1806547
This will happen, kyousuke is inevitable, but for now I am more excited about legacy winning this major with dumau getting mvp

>>1806554
Avangar or Copenhagen Flames maybe

>>1806557
not even close. big underdogs for winning it, sure, but not making playoffs.

have legacy started a new meta? dry entrying with smokes to prevent trading kills

>>1806554
QUANTUM FIRE BELLATOR

>>1806554
Into the Breach made top 8 from open qualifiers in Paris

>>1806554
paris

>>1806562
this

>>1806562
>>1806563
i guess these two are similar

>>1806554
>>1806562
It's quantum bellator fire, got 5th-8th place in Eleague major. literal whos.

that latto ak is goated ngl

>>1806554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPgrADqCWfU

Legacy is the whitest team on this Major LoL

>>1806569
had a single player from qbf done anyting before that? at least legacy players are known to be kinda good.

the average matchmaking russian plays like less of a pussy as mouz is playing right now

>>1806554
Into the Breach

But Legacy is even more of an underdog since they weren't even supposed to be here

>>1806574
Jimppa has been completely useless all major, massive choker

>>1806573
I don't think so.

>>1806577
I wouldn't pin it on any specific player, they all are taking turns in eating shit. Spinx seems to be the only one that even bothers to turn up

>>1806571
it's winter in brazil, put them 2 weeks under the sun and they look black

those nades

gotta play like a retard to counter legacy

>>1806573
one of them won a major

xertion got bigger tits than freya

>>1806557
they were like fifth in the world
not even the biggest underdog major winners

HAHAHAHAHAA
mouz though they were smart with Brollan challenging banana solo and rotating +2 to B
get fucked you little bitches

jimpphat gotta be antisemite right?

>>1806587
>>1806573
oh shit I thought you said "after that"

>>1806587
yes, but not BEFORE

are they cheating, how are the monkeys doing it

>>1806591
>goon addict
no, he is their slave

>>1806587
>before

okay they getting smoked by banana nades

>>1806587
he said before

>>1806594
fallen into the playoffs buff, he's the grandfather of their scene so he has given them morale boost.

>>1806595
he's trying to rebel

mouzbros we are so back

stinx...

>>1806601
...

Xertion and Sp0nx cheats subscription ended, Mossad is allocating resources elsewhere

>>1806591
he turned down falcons tho

chadzin

Do brazillians use pagers? Asking for a friend

>that stinx spray
look even pros should use follow recoil

>another top 5 team knocked out before playoffs
Vitality mickey mouse major 2: electric boogaloo incoming

>>1806610
it's literally a bo3, the better team should win it. mouz are frauds.

>>1806610
you realise it helps spirit once again right? faze eliminated all the teams that were a threat to spirit, now falcons and mouz who toyed around with spirit won't make the playoffs

desu i feel like legacy needs to win inferno

>>1806610
Sorry to break it to you brudda, but cucktality are not winning shit in Austin

>>1806612
spirit is literally outgunned by vitality per position assuming that donk = zywoo.

>>1806612
>faze eliminated all the teams that were a threat to spirit last major.
*

>>1806610
mouz is gonna win tho

>>1806610
no one gives a flying fuck about Vitality's punching bags getting eliminated autistbro

>>1806612
good because they're the only ones who can realistically beat vitality

>>1806610
this mouz would just be 13-3'd twice over with the way they're playing right now, Legacy would likely give them a better challenge

legacy are narrow maps babbies

>not a single interesting match today
see you next week anons

Im gonna get called a salty Jew but I’m 100% convinced Legacy is cheating

+++ BREAKING NEWS +++
EliGe's and s1mple's pictures have been updated on hltv

lmao what a throw

YOOOOOOOOo

CHOKE

JIMI

Is it possible to cheat on LAN?

>>1806624
was that esp clip ever deboonked?

that whiff was so bad bro

>>1806630
yes

>>1806630
no one has ever done it

I've seen enough, mouz is back baby, they are going all the way to the finals

>>1806631
What esp clip?

>>1806611
it's funny, I thought you were gonna jump to the obvious conclusion (it's a bo3 and map 2 isn't even half over), but you had some other dumb shit you were reaching for

>>1806630
I've done it.

>>1806634
KQLY did it

>>1806630
Nikhil "forsaken" Kumawat is a retired Indian Counter-Strike: Global Offensive player who briefly played for OpTic India in 2018. During the 2018 eXTREMESLAND Finals, he was caught using cheating software, leading to his team's immediate disbandment. He was also found to have used the same cheats in the 2018 ESL India Premiership Fall Finals, resulting in a 5-year ban from ESIC.

>>1806640
he said he didnt do it on lan, retard

>>1806632
redeemed tho

>>1806640
t. pasha

>>1806637
i think it was the legacy vita game
there was a pink dot in the smoke right where a player was standing. supposedly a team ping

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LETS GO LEGACY

what's going on in the minds of mouz players right now?

>>1806630
yeah mouse or keyboard would have the cheats on them
or you could have an external device relaying you information

I BEG YOU God PLEASE help the hues out

>>1806643
yes, good pistol win at long last

Vamouz

>>1806650
where would you hide such a device

AAAAAAAAAAAA

remove mp9 from the game when?

GRINGO SISSY PUTA VAMO CARALHO!

>>1806654
anal plug sending binary vibrations pointing where the enemies are

>>1806649
https://youtu.be/4CpZj5rv9Xo

>>1806656
It truly is disgusting
SMG patterns shouldn't be straight down

brollan is so shit oh my god

bro legacy didnt buy anything, they were still on their anti eco mp9s

>>1806659
fat fuck

he has fucking cheats in his neck

>>1806662
also known as the "bonus round" in competitive CS lingo

>>1806665
>wearing a greentext arrow
he’s one of us

Cheeky 200 usd bet on mouz comeback

>>1806665
The buttplug tech is super good nowadays, it vibrates when you look at a player through a wall

>>1806654
like you could strap it to your torso or ankle
maybe an inner ear device
literally just 1 buzz for left/a 2 buzz for right/b

has entire map just been random rush calls?

>>1806624
Tel Aviv

>>1806672
They are using metal detector wands this event afaik

>>1806658
that would require a lot of training
like what if somebody cums during the game, that would definitely be suspicious

Why does MOUZ keep swapping between the red and white jerseys?

>>1806671
so that's why pros "crowd cheat"...

>>1806669
very low quality post

>>1806669
hahaha nice post bro

Insider info: s1mple has failed the drug test.

kek

>>1806678
they're templars

>>1806675
>this event
not most events, also you could hide the device inside the keyboard or a phone case

>>1806683
He has a prescription for alcohol brother

hope they get it over the line, been 2 big thrown rounds now

>>1806686
I'm assuming you aren't allowed to have your phone on you lol

>>1806688
make that 3, tragic

>>1806686
>not most events
not true. it's the standard for big events

>>1806689
you are allowed to bring it into the event ie past the metal detectors

with jews you win
kneel, brazilian monkeys

what a fuckin choke

he shouldve hid after the kill

>>1806693
and then you put it in a box that the admin puts somewhere else
bro, you're talking out of your ass

legacy is throwing this so hard rn

why the fuck did he walk through smoke

>>1806699
they are shitters and need to be eliminated

>>1806697
not the second you pass the metal detector check you are talking out of your ass they take it when you are going to play

i'm convinced ohne lost a big bet on mouz at some point
this sort of delusional hatred doesn't come from "they're boring"

>>1806702
Are you the anon that bet on MOUZ?

>>1806703
fuck off

So many 5v4 throws in a row, finally they win one

>>1806704
are you brown you sound brown

>>1806702
they definitely have that mossad tier bluetooth in their hidden phone case cheating devices. it's all making sense now

>>1806708
No. I'm nordic as fuck. Prussian-German ethnicity.

where are the mouz doubters now?????????????????????????????

how did legacy get this far with such AWPer?

Another saazdin choke in apartments

saadzin literally threw the map, gg it's over

>>1806713
its not over lil bro

DOGmau quiet???

i fucking hate mouz so much
gj you barely squeezed past tier 3 hues

>>1806716
true but why is the other A player doing a suicidal smoke walk push

>>1806719
>gj you barely squeezed past tier 3 hues
Map isn't over and even if they win this one it's still a bo3.

cmon lelgacy vanquish the jews

maan inferno is turning into such a SHIT map. Savings galore, throws 24/7, 0 retake potential, stacks with no info etc.

LULGACY SISTERS???

saadzin is such a bot

okay it's over, nuke is mouz best map

Was Negev used in this major yet

WELL WELL WELL

>>1806722
gross

legacy is goign to be so mindbroken in map 3
it's over bros

it's over for legacy
mouz is gonna sweep nuke

dumau so quiet that whole half, I think their brains finally realized they were about to make the major

HAHAHAHAHAHA lelgacy????

>>1806727
It really is a shit map by today's standards but we get the occasional kino decider

>>1806431
Congrats.

cool under pressure as always

wait I thought it was over kek, there is still nuke.

>>1806733
t. Shlomo

mouz is literally the greatest nuke team in the world lmao mouz 13-0

why dumbau sit in smoke

This dog awper had 4 or 5 rounds on a platter and just refused to win

>>1806727
For low elo it's tough as well because of the volumetric smokes
There used to be gaps in smokes if you just eyeballed them or threw them poorly but now they just cover every choke

>>1806743
nta but not being sexually attracted to pieces of plastic doesn't make you jewish

>>1806747
it's an advantageous position since he can see them but they can't see him

>>1806748
Lil bro thought he was KennyS

>>1806751
>plastic
yt hag cope

Mental diff right there

>>1806755
i'll take a wrinkly yt hag over plastically enhanced insectoids any day of the week

I can't believe saadzin failed to hit a guy with an usp from the back with like a full spray then got flick 1 tapped, that was 7-5 right there, not to mention all the critical awp misses after, they would've been in playoffs now if he didn't suddenly become garbage

I WANT JEWS GONE FROM THIS MAJOR
ALL OF THEM

>>1806625
Nice

>>1806759
natty and you're inceldom is showing

>>1806760
He hit him once tho

ARGHHHHHHH GRINGO PUTA WE WILL RAPE YOU ON DE NUKE JUST WAIT

Saadzin is nervous as fuck the jews will make it

>>1806743
what does heineken being gross have to do with jews now?

onhe has to be throwing on purpose the geogussr games
no way he's that retarded

>>1806760
yooo rofl

are those scout wallbangs from saadzin legit?
three in one round is a bit much no?

At this point just fucking spinbot and tank a ban as long as mouz loses

apologize

sadzin ragehacking

I guess stealth cheats weren’t enough

>>1806760
toggle off because ur 10-4
>>1806779
back to toggling after a loss

>>1806775
the vtumor posts make so much sense after seeing this

>>1806778
Wish he could do that on inferno, but ragetoggling to secure the 3rd map is fine too

ragehacking?

>>1806746
>got wiped by Liquid
>now losing to Legacy
Uh huh

Wait a minute, but I got told by /magog/ that Mouz are going to rape these "macacos" on their best map(Nuke)?

what happens if they confirm legacy is cheating?

>>1806793
Nothing

>>1806793
reputation of CS ruined

>>1806793
hope iran sends a missile straight into your bunker buddy!

torzshit stats from map 1 and 2

>>1806793
Mandatory anal inspections for each major

ct sided map don't forget

>>1806793
nothing
valve can't risk disclosing something like that because it would confirm you CAN cheat on lan

so this is just a schizo thread now huh
at least be funny about this

he's shocked by how bad he is

lotan "firepower" giladi

SPINX COUNTERTOGGLE
GAME OF TOGGLES

>>1806793
They aren't
dumau and latto were hailed as some of the biggest talents coming out of Brazil a couple years ago and did kinda show everyone why in TACO's Godsent roster, but had issues with ghosting in important matches
Now they're actually, finally, constantly playing to their potential, maybe because there's no pressure since they weren't even supposed to be here

kino game
dead thread
get cancer americans

SEND THEM BACK TO TEL AVIV WHILE ROCKETS RAIN DOWN ON THEM

>feels like Mouz are always walking into stacks
I agree with the caster it’s crazy, like Legacy somehow always knows where Mouz is going every single round…

>>1806809
plastic nose

are american crowds any good?
specially when they don't have any US team to cheer on?

>>1806810
Or maybe Ashkenazi Jewish IQ isn't as high as we thought

>>1806813
last one was really bad

>>1806814
brollan isn't jewish

>>1806813
>specially when they don't have any US team to cheer on?
They have FaZe

>>1806813
no
didn't you watch dallas?

>>1806814
spinx is a literal nigger

>>1806813
dallas was dogshit so i assume it's gonna be about the same

are legacy players just good or are they cheating?

why does that one guy play at a diagonal angle kek

saadzin that was the worst attempt at a flick i have ever seen from a pro awper rofl

>>1806821
both

We have been down this road before in Inferno

TOTAL KIKE DEATH

>>1806818
>>1806820
you have to take into consideration iem dallas was at the same time and venue as dreamhack so a lot of casuals were there

the flag of rape has been raised
the ring of brazil has been worn

Now I am not saying we are gonna win, because nuke t side can be pretty hard, but I honestly think there's a chance.

>>1806828
HOLY BASED

TODAY I'M MACACO

kick those monkeys out im tired of hatewatching

jew rubbing his hands frenetically.

>>1806793
There's north europeans that to this day believe SK cheated. Its the absolute cope of copes.

i feel like they're gonna screw up somehow now

Mouz play like they're over socialised on nuke

american looks pretty

>>1806843
Rio looks even better

just win the fucking pistol

>>1806843
zoomed out so you don't see the mongrel crack addicts

what the fuck? he forgot he had bomb?

mouz doubters awfully silent...

Macacosbros... I start to feel scared

niggas really forgot nuke is a really ct sided map

>>1806851
mourning having to see this zero charisma having dogshit team in the playoffs

ahahaAHJHAHAHAHA STUPID KIKE

jew relies on hiding in a corner with an smg lmfaoooo still loses ahahaha

Disgusting anti Semites in this chat

MISSIM

LMFAO THE WHIFF AND 180 FLICK

how do these jews manage to keep crawling out of holes

Why is everyone shouting now?

what's the point of the mp7 when the mp9 is always better

>>1806864
you can get mp7 on t

brazilsisters....

How is it possible to lose that 4v3

>>1806865
mac10 is also better than the mp7

gg

Based. Fuck monkeys. Fuck mudslimes. Fuck polcels.

>>1806870
mp7 is much better at range than mac10

mad?

>>1806876
and every rifle is much better at range than the mp7

thank god!

>>1806876
Yeah but for only 300 extra you can get a Galil

>>1806881
yes and no one buys mp7

Get that banana out of your mouths and stop choking

s1mple humbled legacy

>>1806876
please don't use a smg for long range
use a galil lil bro

>>1806880
vgh freya my goddess

is the zoo closed? i cant hear the monkeys anymore

>>1806884
sometimes i thinks it's a bit but in moments like this, it's obvious it isn't. at least not fully

>>1806891
they died of aids sadly

It's over. Spinx outbrained them.

The dream run is over.

tragic that torzshit is allowed into playoffs. he's so bad.

wait - so you take full outside control, and you see someone going up the ladder in lobby; meaning it's clear they have full control of that area.

SO WHY DO YOU PUSH ALL INTO LOBBY WHERE THEY ARE, INSTEAD OF JUST USING YOUR ALREADY EXISTING MAP CONTROL AND GOING SECRET OR HEAVEN?

I hate BRs but I'll respect Legacy
They brought us a lot of kino matches

>>1806897
No, I disagree.

Two big chokes in a row.

WHAT PART OF ISRAEL ARE YOU FROM

Kino 2nd game

>>1806903
A true gooner lives by that quote.

>>1806601
WE ARE FUCKING BACK

once again european bvlls > latinx sissies

mad?

>>1806865
>>1806876
I've tried to be the one who gets the MP-7 to work but it's not a competitive SMG.
MP9, Mac-10 and Galil render it useless.

the most dysgenic team of all time

so fvcking ez

BESTIA bros we are vindicated

never bet against the jews and you'll never lose again

>>1806908
kek

Legacy was cool, I wonder if someone's going to buy out Dumau's contract, try for another latin american super team.

bestia wouldve made playoffs

these last 2 games were a turning point for MOUZ, they win the major now with their increased mental strength

less kills less rating but still won

bros...

>>1806924
They're cucks incapable of ever winning something noteworthy

>>1806918
it's locked in but i flubbed stage 2 so it doesn't matter

>>1806898
They read where Spinx was though, I guess it's sometimes better to isolate and kill the player in a location that you know rather then walk into completely unknown territory

>>1806925
proof that brains > brawns

>>1806929
wrong

gege, saadzin lost them inferno and they all fucked up on nuke t side, big throws in winning positions but no one expected them to get to this point anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6j8vvQdsuI
it's up, you can finish it before the next game starts

It's nitpicking but why the fuck was Legacies coach just lounging in the chair completely unanimated?
Brother stand up and look professional holy fuck.

KEK POLCELS SILENT LIKE DUMAU, GOT A COCK IN YOUR MOUTH?

>>1806939
he's brazilian mate what do you think?

>>1806934
mouz just got really lucky
almost jew lucky

>>1806939
he is braz*lian

>>1806939
I don't think I ever saw him speaking during TOs. It was all Dumau and Lux.

>>1806940
they're literally spamming

>>1806938
Thanks brodie

>>1806938
Thanks Richard

in all history of esports there has never been an uglier team than this (not counting tranny teams)

Mouz is not fun to watch, boring

People dislike Anubis because it is so T sided but Nuke is an absolute classic map despite being the same in the other direction. What gives?

>>1806955
old good new bad

>>1806950
Physically there may have been, but their players certainly have the ugliest personalities

>>1806956
this but unironically

>>1806950
ugly players = OUR GUYS

>>1806950
What is your obsession with pretty boys? How many cocks you sucked today huh? 500?

>>1806960
ignore seething monkeys

Mouz is so much fun to watch, entertaining!

We are rooting for VP and g2

actually a good take from p0mp for once
>played like shit but kept their mental and brought it back anyway (unlike failclowns)
i don't think i remember a single crazy comeback when siuhy was still in the team. if pre-brollan mouz were ever "too far" behind it felt like they just gave up/ran out of ideas

>>1806959
trvke

goofy ahh frag movie

wow a rerun
>brazilians in the 2-2 pool choking to mouz
>americas "representing" international stack in playoffs

liquid watch party kek, hotel chair style

>>1806973
Furia went 3-0

>>1806975
retard

>>1806975
Most intelligent monkey

mouz
>no aura
:/

mongolz
>no aura (asian)
:O

>>1806981
>no aura
Fake news, Mouz got tons of aura.

Banks is like 90 iq

i still cant get over this legacy throw

>>1806989
It's okay Maui. Your height doesn't define you.

>>1806984
they're literally mouz but asian
>ugly
>only one guy bringing the energy
>awkward, boring interviews (and no, it's not a language barrier thing, i've watched their interviews in mongolian)
>shits the bed as soon as there are more than 20 people in the room

the only things they have going for them is that they have a style of cs that sticks out, and a top 5k chess player as their igl, which is a pretty fun gimmick

i hope mongolz wins because otherwise me might get this cancer bracket

>>1806993
>and a top 5k chess player as their igl
not anymore

>>1806950
Prime Astralis?

>>1806995
you think they're kicking him?

glad that screeching retard lost ngl

>>1806994
well i wanted g2 to win for the lulz but this bracket is a fucking horror

>>1807000
otherwise it's this, assuming vp wins

THREAD THEME: https://youtu.be/Qr0WT-3TiZ4?list=RDQr0WT-3TiZ4

>>1807002
this is just a pretty even bracket overall, a lot better than the other

>>1807002
either way faze will not get to finals so honestly doesnt matter

i trust my Furia to crowdcheat their way to their first major title

>>1807007
s1mple vs electronic kinda kino tho

>>1806994
actually if pain and g2 wins we get the absolute worst of all. the best 4 teams all on one side.

the most kino outcome (sorry fazebros)

>>1807012
god please i hope it happens

>>1806997
no they made the guy who got eye surgery igl

hunter is literally donk

>>1807022
niko would never

>>1807012
imagine we get this and g2 somehow make it to the finals while falcons dropped out in stage 2

s1mple DOMINATED these chinese sissies....

>>1807021
techno? sauce?
liquipedia says it's still blitz

any poles in here?

>>1807029
I live in the Orkhan province

>>1807030
ive been saying he's not ready for tier1 even before major started

>>1807031
uh-huh.

>>1807032
woah how could you have possibly gleamed this?

thirdie dogs learn their place

>ence
>monte
>g2
>liquid
any more teams that pol-ACKs have ACK'd?

Why are MOUZ players not effected by the bombings like ukranian players were when their war started?

>>1807036
i'm significantly smarter than you so i already complained about this pick up months ago instead of doing it during the major

Reminder m0NESY would probably be in the playoffs already if he stuck with G2

>>1807041
who cares, he's getting the 2nd best rifler in the world soon and will never lose again

>>1807039
because israel has been in the know wrt the plans of empire since the beginning. (((ukrainians))) are simply pawns controlled by big jew, driven by russophobia alone

>>1807044
facts, we need another spirit vs navi match to show these nafo drones they are garbage

>>1807040
hes already washed out of t1 multiple times, everyone knew this already

GPOOSTINKYDOODODODODODO

910 is very pretty

Imagine trusting Poles in CS today

>>1807053
Imagine trusting Poles
fify

why are the two worst performing players on g2 polish?

should've won vs navi you fucking retards

-hades
+pasha

would this save g2?

here's an idea: don't leave your awper alone every round when he's already struggling
g2, put me in, i'll work cheaper than saw

the golden horde

>>1807057
put poles in camps and then we can make a proper g2

>>1807058
not snax or taz's job

yea this match and the next one are dogshit ill just wait for playoffs
g2 threw 2 bo3 in a row

>dust 2 next
it's over

>>1807061
>tactics aren't the igl's or coaches job
what do they do?

>>1807066
steal paychecks, igl is a fraud role and coaches are useless

>>1807066
provide jobs for other poles

gaules is so fucking ugly kek

>>1807066
fist bumps

>>1807067
based silver
>>1807068
actual trvke

>>1807066
They're used for cheating in online games

>>1807066
idk what these niggers are on about but igl calls strats as the game progresses based on the second to second info

Coaches probably just serve as a 6th player whose role is to data crunch and use that to set which focus areas their players gotta work on / prepare for, depending on their opponents

>tfw no flags so not sure if should report racism because it might be from a firstie and not a thirdie
i didn't, for the record. the 'gog still has the assumption of being european or of european descent

>>1807078
>Coaches probably just serve as a 6th player whose role is to data crunch and use that to set which focus areas their players gotta work on / prepare for, depending on their opponents
>yo this unsupported awp thing isn't really working
>keep doing it!
taz da goat

>>1807079
judging by cs threads on other boards this place is like 80% non-white, mostly inhabited by brazilians, russians and americans

>>1807081
americans and russians are white though

>>1807081
meanwhile (in our reality) the sp threads are filled with europeans

>>1807082
only like 40% of americans and most of them are over 60

>>1807084
my state is 75% non-hispanic white

>>1807088
>vamos brazil
kek the brics butthurt is palpable

>>1807089
yeah and your state has a population of 3 million people in a country of 350 million

>>1807089
That's lower than any white country bwo...

so, is broky going to gl or g2?

>>1807089
that's still significantly lower than every european country

>>1807096
>nooo there's brown people 2000 miles away from you so you're not white
?
>>1807097
not anymore western europe is flooded with muslims

>>1807099
no

>>1807099
heroic

>>1807103
Yeah and not even the worst shitholes are sub 90%

>>1807101
>>1807103

>>1807103
>?
the point is that your country is less than 50% white and most whites are so old they probably never heard about CS, so it's safe to assume most american flags on here are brownoids

>>1807105
no they're getting gr1ks
no one is getting broky

>>1807099
Could even be Liquid if ultimate's getting cut and he's close to Twistzz

yuros dont have segregation, they constantly run into their violent muslim immigrants whereas America perfected segregation on multiple levels decades ago

yurope is cooked i'm afraid, only slavs will survive.

>>1807107
under 30 in uk is almost 40% nonwhite. but it's not just muslims of course. blacks and indians too!

>>1807112
too bad they've now locked in this fraud >>1807095 as their igl
who replaces naf though?

Slayyyyyyyy

>>1807114
t.57%

>>1807115
this, all those "whites" in europe are old as fuck, the zoomers are brown
and yuros have violent muslim browns who want them dead + massive taxes, americans have white adjacent christian latinx who want to be seen as white + much lower taxes

>>1807120
>this guy has a gf (female)

>>1807122
here are your based trad hispanics bro

>>1807126
drompf isnt gonna deport them bro

>>1807099
broky in G2 would fit the org "energy" but it would be a downgrade from hades. hades ain't flashy but he was hitting what he was supposed to hit yesterday, G2 only lost because they forgot to feed HeavyGOD before the match.

man hunter is trying to carry but these gooks are cheating

>>1807130
g2 is getting sunpayus. it's not even a rumor, it's confirmed by the players.

>>1807099
>g2
Delulu

>>1807129
we know, where would he even deport them to when they're already home

whoever crossposted from /sp/, you caused this and now he'll be here for years. thanks.

hues really thought they could hide out here away from the flag autoshibbolether

Look at dis nigga twistzz omg...

>>1807141
cope

>>1807141
his jeans so tight

>>1806905
idk but I'm blasting this kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFxJTFtQkew
>>1806925
blowout map 1, close maps 2-3

>>1807136
no problem bappa

>chinese
>cheating
a tale as old as time

>hades busting out the wock
will this make him better or worse?

>>1807038
wym "poles" plural, hades fucked up on 3 of these 4 teams

>>1807152
dycha

we're getting the most boring 2-0 playoffs arent we

>>1807161
were getting best bracket if vp wins

>>1807161
yeah, vitality will stomp everyone unless magix toggles

>>1807152
monte had 3 pol-ACKs, didn't they?
dycha sucked on both ence and monte and the polish 4-stack was only good during the honeymoon

>>1807165
this

>>1807145
>cope
really?

>>1807156
>>1807169
yeah I'm just jokin about how hades is on his 4th disappointing t1 jaunt if you count the 2 ences separately

>>1807145
idk what you guys are arguing about but twistzz is a manlet

what the fuck 1v4

>>1807179
keep in mind ultimate is only 175 (5'9 for thirdies)

Niko was keeping malbs down

>>1807176
not a hades glazer but i don't think he's ever been on a functional team
the first iteration of ence was probably the closest thing and well...

>>1807179
me when i find out most people are average height

wait snax is actually a good IGL?

>>1807187
nta but the guy on the right is slightly below average

>>1807179
but if we do like this then he suddenly mogs ultimate

>>1807189
he'a an average IGL but people expect him to move heaven and earth because he was on a team with monesy and ch0ko, he's not worse or better than people like chopper, maj3r, brollan or even aleksi but people complain about him constantly

>>1807189
no pressure now that he knows he's gone

>>1807190
ultimate looks above 180

>>1807190
>5'9
>below average

if g2 had monesy this would be an easy win

>>1807191
roland looks like the most average dude ever
twistzz looks like a mexican art student who would beg you for money outside a gas station

>>1807195
You heard me.

>>1807195
it's below average in europe

>>1807186
he was mid as fuck on that ence tho
>>1807187
there is no average height. people shorter than me are manlet freak subhumans, people taller than me are showing off and should go play in the nba
twistzz is in the first category

>>1807196
Chokesy ain't doing shit lil bro

>>1807199
It's not, it's dead average though which is kinda high

is niko watching right now?
is he seething?

>>1807196
*goes 0.70 against B8 and Lynn*
Haha yea...

>>1807195
i said slightly
keep in mind he's polish and not amexican

>>1807205
because of that faggot performance guy

>>1807202
you're retarded, the average height in white parts of europe like germany or scandinavia is 5'11

>>1807200
and it was a mid as fuck team, which was my point

>>1807208
>germany or scandinavia
>white parts of europe
Make your trolling less obvious

>>1807208
You call others retarded but refuse to even look at the data, it's 5'9 to 5'10 in Germany for example. Not 5'11. And Germany is one of the tallest average countries

>>1807211
t. 56%

>>1807211
>tell me you're a poltard without telling me you're a poltard

>>1807212
if you include geriatrics, average 18-25 year old is 5'11

>>1807215
goalpost moved

>Senzu in demon form
Uh oh...

remember when poles said hades had major mvp potential?

>G2 BROKER THAN A JOKER
G2 BROKER THAN A JOKER
>G2 BROKER THAN A JOKER
G2 BROKER THAN A JOKER
>G2 BROKER THAN A JOKER
G2 BROKER THAN A JOKER

>>1807217
sorry, i forgot you're retarded so you couldnt figure out that when i said ultimate is below average, i meant he's below average for his age group

>>1807218
>senzu in front of a crowd
uh oh...

>>1807222
This time it will be different!

>>1806197 (OP)
announcer so fucking bad shut the fuck up

>>1807214
>tell me you're a retard without telling me you're a retard

>>1807225
he played like ass ever since ch0ko left the team, the only people i feel bad for on g2 are hunter and heavygod

g2 and liquid should merge
they're perfect for each other

Poles letting down G2 again

>>1807223
slowly but surely mongolbros!
just 2 more years!

>>1807210
they made #2 itw, and then the same core with nertz instead of spinx and an awp upgrade in sunpayus made a bunch of finals and won a t1 lan
a nontrivial amount of the blame for that ence being mid lies at his feet for being a 1.01 awper. in a team with maden, dycha, snappi, you have to really pull your weight

SenzGOD

what's donk's record?
he might be about to beat it

>>1807238
12 marshmallows

>>1807238
cs2 record in majors or what?

>>1807238
>what's donk's record?
5 men at the same time.

>western Europe
>White
kkkkkkkkkkk

>>1807241
kills in regulation

poland is fighting

I apologize poles, I was unfamiliar with your game

>>1807245
is we gettin steel in t1 finally

the nigger pole starts hitting shit 24 rounds in?

hades was saving his energy for that round

910 gigantic balls for that plant.

you know at least techno is basically as bad as hades

>>1807251
but he didnt plant?

>>1807245
>these are ancestors of the people that held back the mongol horde
what happened?

>>1807254
You know what I meant but fine, plant attempt*

does ANYONE care about the VP - Pain match?

>heavygod is a tank
did the caster just call him fat?

>>1807258
no

>>1807258
brackets are fucked if vp loses so yes

>>1807258
I would rather see vp on stage, but no

>>1807258
only for the sake of the bracket

Holy shit Senzu came to play on Dust2

Senzu 40k masterclass

insane game from Senzu
if he lifegamed just a little less G2 would have already won in regulation

he only needs 6 more to beat the ticket booth merchant

>>1807263
>>1807262
>>1807260
>>1807264
>b...but VP is playing well!!! Electronic is FINALLY BACK!!

>>1807272
this is irrelevant lol

can hades still catch up to senzu in kills?

>>1807272
pain are shit too and literally no one was saying anything positive about vp, you schizo

>>1807275
no, but he's beat him in deaths

>>1807258
Electroonic needs to be removed from the entire CS scene.

>>1807272
>>1807279
such russophobia

>>1807272
why did you quote 12 people saying they don't care to make a retarded post that presumes they do care

huNter is the Kovac NiKo wishes he was

>>1807272
Holy hell what a retard you are

>>1807281
I just wanted some (you)s :(

Tf happened to that Mzinho guy? He stinks

NO ONE is safe from hades
bottomfrag? get out the way

Another lifegame being wasted

>>1807282
let's not pretend that hunter hasn't been shit the entire year, or isn't the guy that literally threw the match yesterday by peeking from mexico

BAHAHAHA

>>1807286
He's cosplaying the HeavyGod from yesterday. Thankfully (or unfortunately) Senzu is cosplaying ultimate from the Mirage against MOUZ.

G2 STOP KILLLING EACHOTHER WTF

Reddit will never stop seething over based russians

why would anyone ever plant there?

G2 lost the round because hades doesn't trust his teammates, unlucky.

>>1807291
>Senzu is cosplaying ultimate from the Mirage against MOUZ
We know how that ended...

>>1807293
you can tell it was a butthurt belter who made that virtus pro post

>jew unable to cooperate
what did G2 mean by this?

>>1807293
>based russians
Soviet subhumans have never and will never be "based"

>CS growing as white nationalist E-Sport with national teams of white Germanics
>Jews break them up into yuromutt teams and insert Israelis and other foreigners

a kovac is a kovac
the choke gene runs strong in that family

>>1807299
keep seething pol-ACK, your team is going back to the airport tonight

>>1807299
it is june 15 and stalin saved the world from fascism little tyke

>>1807293
If you like Russians, you should despise acnetronic for sabotaging their scene.

LOL the fuck was that

>>1807299
false
yeki, broky, and ropz, are /ourguys/

HUNTER I FUCKING KNEEL

How many 3v5s are we going to get in this tournament? That's like the 6th wtf.