Manifesting the GOAT to FaZe Edition
>Half-Life Television
https://www.hltv.org/
>>1836519 (OP)I hope some roster moves get unveiled soon. The general has been dead since the major.
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>>1836519 (OP)SLAY BITCHEZZZZZZZ
>>1836519 (OP)wasnt it confirmed that broky is back?
>>1836532not confirmed but rumored
>>1836532>broky is back?Please no...I can't bear this literal retard
Can't wait for my retardGOD's comeback. S0mple who?
>>1836532Isn't that just a rumor that started because broky played his first 3 Faceit games since april?
Ehhhhhhh Ehhhhhhhh I've fried my brains with recreational drugs ehhhh ehhhh help me
>>1836547Nigga trippn of them addys
https://youtu.be/bczgbGOHtfc
>>1836546i guess, everyone was talking about it so much on twitter i thought it's confirmed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0RUy9TX6r4
what if broky was sent into rehab, faze never really wanted to buy simple.
>>1836546no, rumor started like a day before that, which makes the rumor even more likely
is falcons becomes number 1 now does that mean all vitality wins this year are fraudulent?
>>1836558But he isn't playing with any of the FaZe guys?
https://faceittracker.net/players/broky
>>1836564no but he's at least grinding and started doing that 1-2 days after rumors of him staying started
>>1836557trvst the plan fazebros
he used to be so skinny, something must've gone wrong in his personal life
>>1836580he gained weight during covid nigga it's not that complicated, I also remember hearing short interview from him where he says that he likes to eat a lot of burgers and then just lay in bed
>Manifesting the GOAT to FaZe Edition
>>1836583>he likes to eat a lot of burgers and then just lay in bedwho doesn't.
>>1836583>he gained weight during covid nigga it's not that complicatedyeah seriously wtf are these psychoanalysis attempts kek
https://www.twitch.tv/tpg_cs
>Amkal playing
I wish NiP was their opponent here lol
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holy fucking shit bros
holy shit jwashed fell off so hard bros
>>1836617he's 40 and 2/5 of this team is new
yo I apologize to the other guy, apparently they did sign gr1ks because he was belarusian
>After FURIA, I had two invites from HEROIC and GamerLegion. One of the things was that I wanted to play with TN1R. I want to play with him, he's so smart, strong player, I want to play with him and show the Belarusian duo. Belarusian tractors, we say
>>1836622>Heroic has more AVRA than FaZe now...
>>1836622>they did sign gr1ks because he was belarusianDoesn't the thing you quoted show the opposite, that gr1ks chose Heroic because they have a Belarus player, not the other way around
Heroic probably wanted him 90% because he's a good potential and they need an awper, and 10% to get tn1r some company
>>1836635we need cz buff and 150u/s awp scoped move speed stat
>makazze looks like his parents beat him
grim kek
>>1836646On Friday so that /magog/ will have a time to celebrate
>>1836603covid happened 5 years ago
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Ermmmmmm thooorinbros...
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>>1836659is the joke that he's benched? which probably means he isn't benched and it's someone else.
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>>1836659>Every cs pro chilling on beaches sippin cocktails>jL sitting on a bench in some slums in Greece or something My Loser GOAT..
>>1836662Some energy drink powder company he is sponsored by.
I command FaZe to unveil their roster at once!
>>1836704karrigan
elige
frozen
jks
broky
Valve canceled CS:Legacy
Fuck this incompetent kike company
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>>1836722legacy just tweeted out some wip pics for the galil, did they post something about it on discord or something?
>>1836728>https://x.com/CSLegacyGame/status/1940474749441732869
>>1836732daaamn
All you boomers better get your asses back to cs2
>>1836732unironically what happened to valve
kyousuke
watch
https://youtu.be/DXocRUeXBVI
>>1836732Based valve acking old skool troons
>>1836745richard lewis is a homosexual that has sex with transexuals
>>1836751he's just like me
>>1836751I'm bisexual thoughever
>>1836754is there any proof he has ever had sex with a woman?
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>>1836755Remilia was a woman you intolerant chud
>>1836759i thought jw is 40 by now but hes 30
being fat makes you look so old
>>1836755No but there is proof of his love for twinks
>>1836751yeah yeah but what's his tax policy
btw how RL got away with it?
>>1836775With what exactly did he get away with?
>>1836775the trannys parents was probably just happy they got rid of him
>>1836519 (OP)Woops, sorry guys! I meant to use this pic.
>>1836775no one actually likes loda
>>1836786But still. He was a a child that RL choked to the brink of death...
>>1836759What the fuck, that guy on the left looks exactly like the T model in CS.
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hes too powerful
German CS is back?
https://www.hltv.org/news/42101/big-announce-return-of-academy-team
>>1836793no sprout, no alternate attax, no pulse
>>1836792imagine him on faze
>>1836796Why did you post that?
>>1836813funny
also I wonder did Donk cry after that? I know I would've
do not fall for the br wildcard lies
>>1836745he got angry that kyousuke rated attractiveness of womyns on stream....
what did he mean by this?
>>1836622apology accepted
t. other guy
>>1836839Nooooooo Danya noooooooooooooooo
>>1836839hally mandated exercise
>>1836843This is what got magixx kicked from Spirit
>>1836659bro sat too long, a fucking bird landed on his head
>>1836856brokybros... we're SO fucking back
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>>1836874the rating listed doesn't actually mean hltv rating or any other kind of rating, it's just k/d, it's retarded
>>1836856shit's enough to bring a tear to your eye
anyway he's in trash (for pros) elo, will dry up as he ranks up
>>1836884yeah he's barely played in 2 years, only 132 matches since cs2
>>1836839must be some anime shit
>>1836839is he in japan or what? doesn't look russian
hope he grew his hair and doesn't look like a 2 digit iq retard
Based server issues just 13-0'd back2back on Indian and Dallas server
>>1836922it's some park in moscow
found this on yandex reverse image search and it's the same place
why are people hating on this
i like how it looks, who the fuck wants to walk around with gazillion ads instead of something simple like this?
>>1836928damn the trees look like japan
>>1836929plain and a pretty repulsive shade of orange
sponsors unironically look cool on jerseys if they have nice logos
>>1836929i don't, i like it
i think people hate it because they hate VP in general so anything they do = bad
>>1836929it's okay, similar to the yellow vitality jersey.
but this type of bright color attention grabbing clothes works better when you're a good team.
>>1836839stairway to faze heaven
>>1836942nah
i hate failclowns but i still like their jerseys
>>1836943>attention grabbing clothes works better when you're a good team.yeah
it looks like the Dutch NT football jersey which is famous for playing beautiful and sophisticated football back in the day
something unthinkable for current VP
>>1836929the girl on the right has weak arches, shan't be buying
>>1836949Our jerseys have always been shit though, even that meme one from 88 is only legendary because we won.
Orange is just not a good color
valotrannies is this real?
>>1836966i mean it's expected i think you can count on one hand the esports teams in the west that make profit with the way they're paying their players
>>1836975I only know Ence
>>1836980>I only know Enceheroic?
https://www.dust2.us/news/63229/nip-group-to-launch-multi-million-dollar-bitcoin-mining-division-in-the-united-states
Now THIS will save this dogshit org for sure
>>1836975Really don't know why paying them 500k+ is the norm. These retards shouldn't even get 6 figures for playing a fucking video game
>>1836984nta but they're deep in the red
>>1836993>they're deep in the redhow?
they've been selling cores and players (and a coach) like hotcakes
>>1836997there's more to orgs than the team itself
sponsorships and merch are what actually makes teams money, generally speaking
>>1836999make orgs money*
>Added in-game lobby voice chat and voice chat during Premier Pick/Ban phase.
does this mean we get to talk shit to the opposing team or just our own team?
>>1836999>>1837002so they've had a bad merch sale or what?
I don't get how they'd be in the red
>>1837004obviously only your team, valve is too shit nowadays to make fun updates
hope deadlock bombs too
>>1837004definitely just your own team
if they wanted you to shit talk the opposition again, it'd be between halfs
>>1836989It's extra high in cs because a team usually improves by replacing a player and getting a new player with better stats.
For example, in dota it's completely different: basically every team is grass roots origin (the players themselves choose to get together and compete and then they get sponsored after having results). It's also much harder to quantify how good a player is by game stats. So the entire buying/selling contracts business basically doesn't exist at all. This also means there isn't the same incentive to lure players into contracts with high salaries. From the numbers I've seen cs players has something like 5x larger salaries.
>>1837007>hope deadlock bombs tooi forgot that shit even existed lmao
IS THIS YOUR GAME?? LMAOOO
>>1837004how tf did it take them years to add that
>>1837010most people did except russians
i can't even imagine going back to it after putting 100 hours an year ago
>>1837012no, our game is csgo
>>1837012stop moving and spraying you retarded frogposter
>>1837018i was already crouched on the second bullet you dumb fuck, you can clearly see the bullet in the same position as the crosshair but going to the left for no fucking reason
>>1837012>>1837025post annotation free in normal speed with 3 seconds before and after
>>1837012skill issue desu
>>1837025>you can clearly see the bullet in the same position as the crosshairgit gud you fucking noob
tracers do not track actual hits and, unless you have follow recoil on, your crosshair has absolutely no influence over where the bullets hit
>>1837006maybe i'm talking out of my ass
just remember reading somewhere they were taking huge losses but maybe that was before all the huge transfers
one huge thing heroic has going for them compared to the other orgs is that they don't do the gigamegasuper contracts when they buy players. i think they paid around 200k for nilo when he had a lot of hype
>>1837033>your crosshair has absolutely no influence over where the bullets hitexcept the first one, of course
>>1837036>one huge thing heroic has going for them compared to the other orgs is that they don't do the gigamegasuper contracts when they buy playersyeah, and then they sell those players for 20x the amount they paid
I have no idea how their economy is fairing, but in the last 2 years they've definitely made more money on transfers than any other org
https://x.com/CounterStrike/status/1940533052457037879
>the major matches were so shit gameplay wise they have to use out of game highlights
>>1837043imagine being the poor guy needing to find hype highlights in a mongolz vs vitality grand finals kek
>>1837045just take clips from the first map?
rest of the game was a blowout tho
>>1837045this era fucking blows
1 good boring team, 2-3 competent teams who aren't even close to competing due to obvious flaws, anyone with personality isn't on a contender, and the only team poised to do anything and break up the status quo is an oil money soulless backstabbing superteam
https://x.com/ThourCS2/status/1940539986874626161
>only zypoo highlight is him dying
>>1837049>owm to save competitive cs
>>1837056there he is... the only player who could be less likeable than jLoser
>>1837061name 3 things that you like about steel
hard mode: no irony or that he's from the same general part of the world as you
>>1837051lmao that's actually hilarious, I was expecting at least something before it happened but no the whole "highlight" is just that
>>1837064best na igl, genuinely cares about cs, puts out informative content about the game (his old tutorials still hold up conceptually) and led 3 separate top 20 rosters, two of them despite being banned (ghost and chaos)
now name 3 things you hate about steel that isn't anti-semitic drivel
>>1837070annoying, childish, know-it-all
>>1837075>no substance antisemitic adhomi win
>>1837077>antisemiticat least you're funny (unlike st00l)
>>1837051seriously wtf is this
they could have posted literally anything else, for example the last kill of the Major was Zywoo's, or on dd2 in this same game when he killed the guy on double doors and turned around with 2 hp anticipating the flank from long and just destroyed mzinho with the first bullet
>>1837112>wtf is thissome yt'er posting his shit video to gain traction
>>1837076holy fucking cope
>>1837201All M0nesy's fault
>>1836989Which team is getting paid 500k+? Other than failcl0wns and maybe a handful of other exceptions.
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>>1837209>which team is except the ones that are
>>1837009>It's extra high in cs because a team usually improves by replacing a player and getting a new player with better stats.I know you said usually but just thinking about failcl0wns getting n0k0, may0nesy and ky0usuke for millions of dollars only to lose to Brazil's 3rd best team is making me laugh.
>>1837041>in the last 2 years they've definitely made more money on transfers than any other orgMouz?
>>1837049>and the only team poised to do anything and break up the status quo is an oil money soulless backstabbing superteamNow I see that G2 fans weren't delusional, it was n0k0 fans. This delusion has now transferred from G2 to failcl0wns.
>>1837219You said "norm" you mouthbreathing incel cuck retard virgin faggot.
>>1837229>if you ignore what proves me wrong I am right
>1837230
I just know you support failcl0wns - your iq checks out.
>>1837229>>1837230you two are doing a very poor job at communicating with one another
>1837233 + 1
get a job lilbro
>>1837233Why do people do this lame shit? You're still responding and acknowledging the post in the thread.
>>1837242Well yeah, they don't know how to respond properly.
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>help how do i reply
>Well yeah, they don't know how to respond properly.
thanks for the cleanup janny
>>1837240yeah but if you don't acknowledge them with a (You) then you look super cool and aloof for 7 seconds on an anonymous image board
>>1837257To me it just comes off as being passive aggressive and mad.
Some retards deserve neither acknowledgement nor (you)s.
>>1837260But by posting you're acknowledging them still?
No I'm not, hope this helps.
>>1837276Thank you man, i needed that.
>>1837223>falcons blows and I don't want to see them succeed, every other team is complacent and not even trying to improve>heh... another delusional n0k0 fanboyyou dumb cunt
>>1837305lilbro you lost to brazil's 3rd best team, vitality is worlds away
>>1837312you literally said
>the only team poised to do anything and break up the status quo
>>1837314is english a second language for you
are you not aware of the word "they"
>>1837049new Spirit could beat Vitality, donk is as good as Zywoo, he just needs help
i think Spirit will be the #2 team this year, not Falcons, i don't think zonic can make this roster work properly
>>1837322I'm a pretty big donk fan, but I disagree. zweih has minimal experience vs top teams and has just been good vs lower tier teams, not exceptional like kyousuke was. he'll be an upgrade (more aggro than zont1x or less questionable than magixx) and he's certainly more ready for t1, but m0nesy-niko-kyousuke has a higher ceiling than sh1ro+donk+zweih, kyxsan has been better individually than chopper individually, and I have way more trust in teses than magixx
it really just is banking on zonic being incompetent, and I think there's a point where the roster is too mechanically good for him to fuck it up even if he wanted
fact: the 4 best players in the world are donk, zywoo, monesy and kyousuke
this is why falcons will be the best team in the world
fact: keksuke literally has 0 trophies or experience
Like I said, the delusion just transferred from G2 to falcons.
fact: landalan is a better win than cct paris
there's no way this is true unless he has some other offer
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why does a guy who looks like this reject an offer from navi (according to overdrive)
why can't retards just not get baited
>>1837361>>1837362resents management for fucking him over last time
BRUH THE CLOSEST TOURNAMENT IS 2 WEEKS AWAY I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAAA
>>1837369You can gamble on other things, addict.
>>1837362they used him as another excuse for why s0mple couldnt win a major at that time. shit at that time was "if they win its because of s0mple, if they lose because of nipple"
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>>1837401? just check the stats in many of those matches. it wasnt just npl underperforming whole navi was doing bad.
>>1837428you wouldnt blame the org for kicking a person with those stats in any case
So which souvenir are we getting?
>>1837362He doesn't know if s1mple is returning to Navi and he doesn't want to get bullied again
I can sense big news coming out today...
>>1837592does big FINALLY disband?
>>1837624I jave consulted the tea leaves and the answer is no.
insider at astralis here. fuck this org im getting made redundant in a month anyways. huge bust up between hooxi and stabbi. hooxi is getting dropped for birdfromsky. retarded execs cant afford anyone better. fuck you nyholm you dumb faggot
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holy fucking shit LFN bros i LITERALLY made a hecking POG face when i saw the special guest for the ONE HUNDREDTH episode of snake and banter is only hecking SEAN GARES !!!,!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87z3nw4r17c
>>1837753>hooxi is getting dropped for birdfromskyat least make it believable, anon
>>1837778some unc's plumber goat
>>1837112I think all the frags/deaths have an highlight/lowlight which is retarded
>>1837777you right I should have said they were making dev1ce IGL again and bringing in Tauson
>>1837778some valorant streamer who accused everyone in t2 of cheating/match fixing and riot punished him so he ran to cs
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>>1837878are they going to stop matchfixing now?
Navi, Spirit, FaZe, G2, GL and Liquid all need to announce their rosters and there's only 6 more days left until the Cologne roster lock
>>1837899most of them are going to announce their moves on saturday and sunday
t. knower
>>1837899they are all disbanding
t. knower
>>1837974qikerts too washed
Been watching kyousuke's stream and I can safely say donk + kyousuke would've dominated for 10 years straight. Big fumble from Spirit.
At least they made some money I guess
>>1838004kyousuke would have never had the spots he want with spirit, the team is entirely giving everything to donk, why would kyousuke accept that while having shit wages?
>>1838005he's in contract jail, sure he can just not play but that would ruin his career
>>1838005suckysucky should respect his elders and play in the shittier spots, he's not going to do shit in falcons and after he bombs he's going to run through his money in a max of 5 years
gonna throw/afk a game because a qhira player is on my team
IT'S UP!!
Falcons BLAST Austin Major 2025 Documentary : This Defeat Starts Our Rise
#FalconsAreHere
https://youtu.be/K4tILePZgPM
https://youtu.be/K4tILePZgPM
https://youtu.be/K4tILePZgPM
>>1838013>a qhira playerA what player?
>>1837814is there a place to check these yet? i only saw the ones posted by CS2 official account on X
>>1838022hate them but written arabic is beautiful.
It's so amazing that failcl0wns could succeed in all other esports just by throwing money at it, but not in CS. That's the beauty of our esport.
>>1838018>NiKo drunk drag racing zonic in Austin with m0NESY Holeeee BASED.
>>1838028they didn't succeed... yet
unfortunately
the same thing happened in football, nobody thought City and PSG were gonna win the CL and they were kind of a joke for years, but if you spend money for a long enough period of time, you're gonna win eventually. and in CS there isn't even something like FFP to at least try to control the disbalance state-backed orgs create.
>>1838034Thing is they keep replacing players every 6 months. I wonder if they plan on replacing Kyxsan next but who would be a viable substitution?
>>1838022>>1838025he do be spittin facts tho
https://www.hltv.org/team/13127/wildcard-academy#tab-rosterBox
who the fuck are these fags
bending over backwards to stay "na" and play na events, but won't spend $5k/mo to develop the next gen of na players
>>1838042that reminds me of the path Qataris (PSG) took with their team... just a few years ago they had Mbappe, Messi and Neymar together, it kind of feels the same with kyousuke, m0nesy and Niko
if they kick kyxsan i assume they would have Niko as the IGL, but i think the next person to be kicked is zonic and get a new coach to rebuild the team
>>1838034yes but falcons are going the galacticos way and it never worked, just like the 2017 faze. football like cs is all about sacrificing yourself for the teammate. too many egos is a problem. pep slowly cooked by auraless players in order to finally win, psg got rid of all their big stars to achieve perfect teamplay.
>>1838053>cooked with* auraless
>>1838070B8 (the post, not the organization)
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#FalconsAreHere
>>1838049an na academy team would be playing in main/adv lol
theres no events that aren't ecl, a few cash cups & the occasional fragadelphia
>>1838053>soccershitit's not 22 people on the server at a time
cs is like basketball, no one wins without a superstar
you can the-power-of-friendship all you want, if you don't have someone in top 5 form or at least 2 in top 10 form, you're not winning an event that matters
>2017 fazethey ran up against astralis which just repeatedly poached the #1 prospect in the danish scene until it worked
>>1838085so?
bring in an eu coach and whip some cracked zoomers into fighting shape over the course of a few months with well regimented practice. everyone always says na players can't move to t1 because they get ego checked and don't develop minds for the game, so do something about it
the only team to even try was eg, and their coaches were clueless shitters like muenster (formerly of pa, new england whalers, high coast) and axed (big chillin, rbg, carpe diem). get f_1n in that bitch cracking the whip
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nice to see s0mple found a home
>>1838117you forgot to add a substantive point to your post
every na team below col/m80/nrg/wildcard are playing in glorified mythics with coaches and igls that've never left the continental us before. no shit the players are incompetent and not ready to be called up
>>1838018>not a single word from monesythe broky special
>>1838018>This Defeat Starts Our Rise
>>1838189Will be extremely funny to seem them flop again on cologne
>>1838195where's that from?
>>1838198ad for a sexual abuse survivors hotline
https://www.hltv.org/news/42109/esea-adjusts-esl-pro-league-qualification-system
why tho
>>1838203have you considered opening the link you posted and reading the subheadline or the first paragraph
>>1838083kek this is the 2025 version of the lvg going out in last place picture
>>1838086seethe homo
>>1838214based brain rotted zoomer
>>1838018Damn, magisk knew all along, there was never even a fight over the anchor spot
>>1838189>>1838195nice cock rest chin
It's not just us racist anons in here, spunj also inherently dislikes makazze, can tell he's a fraud, and that kyousuke is the real deal https://youtu.be/6sATuMwSQbg?t=2137
>>1838255i don't dislike him because he's ugly or brown, and i think he's good at the game
i dislike him because he seems like an immature dickhead. basically donk when he first started playing in tier 1, except without any of the charm or entertainment factor
>>1838241>Damn, magisk knew all along, there was never even a fight over the anchor spotwhat did he say?
it's up
https://youtu.be/L0KPUuvukJk
That falcons documentary was depressing from beginning to end, I don't know if zonic does anything maybe he prepares strats and does actual useful shit that we can't see, if so he can stay but that Lars guy is a total fraud and I am certain of it, the meditation is bullshit and I doubt any player buys into it, the "motivational" speeches are anything but, there's no one bringing the mood up it seems and this guys job is supposed to be to fix their mental.
>>1838279Something like "I wish you guys the best of luck and I enjoyed being around you" after they got eliminated
>>1838294>Something like "I wish you guys the best of luck and I enjoyed being around you" after they got eliminated
>>1838296should've told niko he will never win a major and called m0nesy a retarded faggot for peeking
>>1838267Oh, me neither, that was sorta tongue in cheek, I just think he seems like a bad person and I don't find his gameplay very impressive, but being better than current jLoser or iM is a pretty low bar to clear and somethings got to give
>>1838304on the other hand, i actually love when there are some "villains" in the scene
if they keep jLoser and makazze doesn't dial down his personality, it'll be hatewatching kino
>>1838288he finally started grinding again
the retard goat will be back
>>1838326regoated, if you will
>>1838309jl doesn't buy into it like old fnatic did, he yearns for approval
>>1838309There are some villains I cheer for, like stavn, because he goes out of his way to be a dick, does it in a funny way and it's to get in his opponents heads, it's just wack when you're rude to randoms on your own team with no justification, but yes I'd certainly hatewatch navi for that duo hell I already did when it was only jLoser
does anyone have that jabbi bar pic taken by a fan
>>1838343>I cheer for, like stavn, because he goes out of his way to be a dickI really hope we get another zzeethe at cologne if they play against spirit
Where's the roster moves?
>>1838267>i dislike him because he seems like an immature dickhead. overblown reaction from 1 video which was mostly Krabeni bullying some discord trannies who trolled the game
uuh
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>>1838439i speak for everyone itt that you should never post this ever again
is this your game, cskeks?
>>1838631can you stop being a fag
post it not in slowmo so we can see you still moving
>>1838632how would the clip look any different in real time? you can literally see me standing still
>>1838634are you using a deagle? that should be accurate to always hit in that situation.
is this a replay? the issue with replays is that they're interpolated and doesn't actually fully replicate what happened in the game.
also the game is just dogshit and it's probably that.
>>1838288>P250 See Ya Later>name tag. . . . .
>>1838639it is a deagle, and it's a "real time" clip I made with shadowplay
I don't have the original clip anymore cus I deleted a bunch en-masse when my folder was getting near 30gb, but I'm not omitting anything, the clip is pretty straightforward, I heard the guy rushing and I tried to get a quick one deag
It feels like these type of situations like in the clip I made are so common in cs2. I don't remember having this issue in csgo where the crosshair aims in one place but the bullet goes in a different place. When you missed in csgo you felt like YOU missed, but in cs2 you have to aim and pray for the game to register it in time
like, look at this other clip where I should've missed 100%. I panicked, missed his head and moved, but somehow I still got the kill. This game just fucking sucks
>>1837033have you never used a m4 before? the first two bullets are tight close to the crosshair. Even if "le tracers" are "made up", my crosshair IS on his head for the first two bullets and I was already crouched so movement has no influence there. There is just simply no excuse except the shit game being fucking shit
>>1838653honestly ak second bullet accuracy is probably bad enough to make that hit possible
>>1838659it was the first bullet that killed him tho, I would have to be playing on lan for the second bullet to register instantly like that
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Draken walked so Broky could run.
>>1838775Fissue dark knight
cologne playoffs
You guys did get your 25 wins right?
>>1838796I don't play this game.
>>1838798That doesn't answer my question now does it?
>>1838805I'm also not playing this your little game.
>>1838809Because you can't win?
he might've been benched but at least he has a cute gf
>>1838814Good for him I guess. I just hope he can recover from electroNic's igling.
>>1838834Suppose that's an interesting thought experiment, how many perceived bad players are actually just that because of their leader/team?
>>1838836>how many perceived bad players are actually just that because of their leader/team?torzsi is a prime example of someone who just needed to be let loose from the tard wrangler to be good
dexter was too controlling
siuhy was an improvement but clearly too micro-managy if you read between the lines
brollan just lets xertion and torzsi call their openers on ct and then maybe does a little mid-rounding and it clearly works
>>1838836>perceived bad playersHe was considered bad while on VP but his time on GL clearly showed he was at the very least decent and I think most people also see it that way even if they just have a hate boner for electroNic.
>>1838841>torzi was mind broken by a true man
>>1838843striker implied that other orgs see it that way too and that vp is going to make it easy for him if he wants a new team
/ourrussian/ will be fine
https://youtu.be/TOGBbaBweTs?t=146
>failclown glazers be like
IM STILL WAITING FOR ROSTER MOVES WTF ARE THESE RETARDS DOING????
>>1838942as i said, saturday and sunday
relax
Unless we're getting baited for a signing, YEKINDAR might not actually join Furia.
>>1838796no out of principle. what even is the point of Season 2? Who won Season 1, was it ever announced or acknowledged in any way? The leaderboards are literally hvh fests, it's a disgrace for the game.
>>1838967pretty safe to assume that it's bait
he was singing in portuguese during one of fallen's vlogs lol
>>1838967watch the end https://x.com/FURIA/status/1941150042577875435
>>1838992i thought he alreayd was signed
>>1839003he was on loan but people seemingly forgot about it
https://www.hltv.org/news/42111/furia-announce-yekindar-signing
kyousuke
https://youtu.be/gBXisiJfrxo
>>1838981>he was singing in portuguese during one of fallen's vlogs loland a bunch of pros drunkenly singing along to schiess drauf after a taketv lan meant they were joining big
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zIByilRlm8
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Errrmmmmmm...so.....this happened...
>>1839106he's so ugly, it's crazy
>>18391110.01
no scratches on sights and that pink line under trigger
YEKINDAR signed yet nobody cares...
>>1839122he's shit compared to kyousuke
>>1839127Everybody is shit compared to kyousuke tho.
>>1839128not donk and zywoo but yeah
Maui be like:
>Ayo lemme hop on the game
>>1839131Here's the power ranking:
donk >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kyousuke >>>>> ZywOo > the rest
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>>1839115t. s0mple fanboy
>>1839139i cant believe people were hyping this
is donk right to whine here?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aPfV_oACnCY
>>1839142what the fuck is potm?
>>1839147he probably apologized at the end of the match like he did in that NA faceit video
>>1839149play of the major?
>>1839100doubt that anyone non-north european was actually singing in german
there's a difference between clearly enunciating words and humming or mouthing along to a song, and no, singing "olé, olé, und sha la la la" is not singing in german
+ he did join
did Enginss just build team of the year?
>>1839159literally constantly number 1 on faceit
Broskiis...Just got cracked with scout in casual on Inferno...I feel like S1mpleCSGOD
>there are no cheaters in pro counter stri-
https://youtu.be/URVyabEDbb8
>>1839136what's really crazy is that this picture
>>1839106 has been photoshopped and airbrushed to make him more attractive than he was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9sJ7NCR-lM
I just tuned into the MSI broadcast and came to the realization that we need to ban all midgets from all broadcasts. This shit looks so weird.
>>1839183men are supposed to be markedly taller than women, anon
>>1839183>empty seats in a venue that smallyoikes
is league dead outside of asia?
>>1839183we should ban you from posting
>>1839193League is slowly dying everywhere.
>>1839149Princess of the Moon
>>1839023>it will be harder to lose this game than to win>losesKWAB, can't even carry a lobby of randos
>>1839172>has been photoshopped and airbrushed to make him more attractive than he waslil nig discovers advertising
>>1839208>tfw you will live to see a korean team in cs againi could cry
What did JT mean by this
https://x.com/JTcsgo/status/1941198804973412737
>>1839216you did not understand the post
>>1839219The gooks are already pretty fucking good at Valorant as far as I know. It's not that unlikely that they dip their toes in as CS get more popular in asia.
>>1839222Just a red blooded american celebrating july 4th
>>1839219Why do you care about Korea having a team or not
>>1839312Korean are blessed with divine gaming powers and will take CS to the next level.
>>1839323Then why do they suck at everything?
>>1839323last thing i heard is they got filtered out of CS because GO wasn't a free to play game and the newer generations didn't wanna pay 10 bucks for it
>>1839312you wouldn't get it
cs2 has the worst gameplay out of the current competitive games
god how the fuck is it still so unoptimized
>>1839346nag nag nag....
fuck off
>>1839348valve is not going to deposit you a free case for this post
>>1839350I don't care
you're here to complain about something nobody gives a shit about
ask reddit you disgusting freak
>>1839351>tells me to go to r*ddit while defending this place as a hugbox
>>1839355yeah, that's what I'm doing
good on you for knowing meme arrows. You really fit in now
>>1839346CS isn't a game with regular updates and meta changes so boomers are stuck in their outdated ways. Imo that also the reason there's a bunch of super young and cracked out guys coming up since they're not weighed down by old habits like the boomer pros.
>>1839356what? you're the one acting edgy as fuck for a simple vent
are you 40 years old or something
>>1839360>get challenged>immediately go on the defensivejust fuck off
>>1839364get challenged on what? that i'm using a website feature????? that you're using right now??? genuinely what is going on inside your brain
>>1839367Go easy on him. He's an unc.
>>1839351>how dare you complain about the game in the general about the game>muh reddit out of nowherefucking retard
>>1839367couple more question marks and I might take you seriously
>>1839377newfag
>>1839373boomers would eat shit instead of complaining that they're served shit
finna link to reddit ín the next OP
>>1839382reddit actually has a hatepost about the game being unoptimized and they're all agreeing
retard vs retard type beat
>>1839409stop complaining that new maps arent in you fucking redditor
>>1839409you'd think so
but
>valvewe really need an insider who isn't mauisnake
it's impossible to guess wtf they're planning
>>1839425ywnbamerican you stinky polack
>>1839422there's absolutely no way he's not jewish
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Good evening /magog/.
The /vm/ Divegrass/Football team Roster poll is up.
If you wanna vote for your guy s0mple (and some other candidates), please do so over here.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScj1o5LNqbUefMIkSUlMBE5VoXDAIVxQyYzJzZk0zCy7hxwuQ/viewform
The poll will close down next weekend, with results following shortly after.
Thank you all and enjoy the weekend!
>>1839429>>1839426stop discriminating people you edgy fucks
>>1839435>no pige Reddit poll
>>1839429Polish, so basically Jewish
>>1839444don't make me pull out the jewish populations in europe pre-ww2 map
i miss cs:go, but at least in cs2, your skins are worth way more now. weird being able to see your inventory as an investment. it's easy money, but just weird at any rate.
so, words that kyousuke gets 40K per months, bonuses not included. spirit wanted him to promote him to the first team, niko and and monesy worked hard to convince him to join, meaning that niko is ready to give all his spots to kyousuke.
>>1839575assuming that's true, do they just give him that much to be nice? i mean the contract they bought doesn't have that salary.
>>1839578kyousuke said that "if you give me 1,500€ or 2,000€ I'm more than happy—that'd be insane money", to which Falcons CEO replied, "OK, I don't think I can pay you that, it's too low compared to the other guys."
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Hit 66666 on the 'K
Thinking about keeping it like this for a while
>>1839583proofs?
and he already had $57k in prize earnings so i dont think $2k is that impressive for him.
>>1839578>the contract they bought doesn't have that salarythey bought him out of that contract and signed a new one
>>1839435>Sign in to continue>To fill out this form, you must be signed in. Your identity will remain anonymous.ohhhh fuck no
Do people really think twitch isn't a white european/american gamer demographic?
>>1839585imma be real wit u that shot looks straight ass
>>1839575ultimate monkey's paw for niko is finally winning a major but getting completely hard carried to do so.
Season 6 of Better Call Saul ahh Rostermania.
So since Cologne will be the first Major of 2026 and it's a legendary tournament that has a bo5 final format, do you think Valve will finally give in and change the Major final to be bo5? Perhaps even for Budapest?
>>1839885Valve doesn't even know they own CS2.
>>1839585>is only game:)Holeeeee Based.
>>1839885valve won't change the major format, they use the major to appeal to the casuals, casuals want quick matches.
he's actually grinding every day
why is g2 edging us like that? we all know what you are doing, you are not mysterious you piece of shit
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>>1839931the sad thing is that astralis probably got him over hooxi in the first place because they thought he would be an individually stronger player
>>1839929So donk gets a lot of kills without having any actual impact?
>>1839935you misspelled zywoo
>>1839935no he's in the high impact high output corner.
>>1839929those graphics are irrelevant now that players don't even attend the same events
>>1839935Smartest zywhore LoL! ahhahahahah
>>1839940yes but the colour indicates than on average a donk kill has less impact than a zywoo kill.
>>1839942why don't you kys? always posting that tranny shit, god I hate schizos
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>>1839945>why don't you kys? always posting that tranny shit, god I hate schizosOh no no no...BWAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
>>1839944he has more impact in total which is what matters and the difference is meaningless in determining how good a player is and is clearly correlated with roles.
enter fraggers are redder in general compared to awpers, anchors etc.
>>1839946freak, this is a video game board, pics like that are forbidden
>>1839947must be nice to play at betboom and astana
>>1839949say this shit to our yellow fever autist
>>1839917REVEAL URSELF AT ONCE
>>1839936>>1839938>>1839940>>1839942Explain why his colour is in the negative then.
>>1839929absolute state of bodyy. also what's up with his forearms? he has forearms of a bodybuilder on steroids.
>>1839953*plastic fever
ftfy
It's up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi_3rEW0178
I'm being gangstalked
https://www.instagram.com/p/DIZW73SSnxn
>>1839963>spunj rockin blue lamOhhh Hellll Nahhh! Unc u trippin'
>>1839968the real offense is pairing a knife worth more than my car with those fuckugly budget bin gloves
I haven't played cs2 besides the first month, anyone wanna queue
Only oldfags are allowed here
>>1839971What kind of trash pile do you drive?
>>1839999>>1840000Quads confirm this to be true
>>1839994Its a vintage Toyota Yaris
>>1839999please let this happen it would be so fucking funny
>>1840026+TaZ is actually a solid move for Liquid imo
SIMPLE IS BACK
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which igl will falcons be poaching now?
I don't think they want to settle on kyxsan
>>1840132aleksib, its gotta be the big news striker was talking about
>>1840132>JUST ONE MORE SUPERSTAR
>>1840132They already have a battle proven tier 1 IGL starfragger hybrid AWP superstar in their roster... they just need to ask and perhaps upgrade the contract to match his new responsibilities
>>1840144that little bitch is not leader material get real
>>1839945Better question is wtf are jannies doing on this board
>>1840132wish it was apex to see him having a meltdown when niko tries to lead the ct side
>>1840143ONE MORE SUPERSTAR NO MORE NO LESS
>>1840132They'll bring in another star rifler and move NiKo to IGL
>>1839976wish we could turn back time
https://xcancel.com/swishcs/status/1940860213806223466
Oh no no no no
>>1840198same girl who cheated on him?
>>1840201no, she's still fucking stavn I think
>>1840201No but he didn't learn his lesson
>>1840132Niko will be igling
and it will create a really cool new narrative G2 with Hunter as igl and Falcons with Niko as igl
>>1840205>women... LE BAD! grow up
https://nitter.net/cs2news_en/status/1941465505300349198
Kyousuke has his aim key on mouse2
>>1840227i do the same thing when i spray
it's probably not that uncommon
https://www.hltv.org/news/42113/sources-g2-in-talks-with-fnatic-over-matys
What the fuck is this?
>>1840254seems like a decent pick-up and i guess that confirms the igl rumors about hunter
>>1840254that's worse than expected and if it is a Saw move he lost all my respect
>>1840254So he'll replace Sn0x?
>>1840272Only incels, i.e men with no experience with women, put them on a pedestal and defend them like they're angels.
We're never getting 128 tick back because newgens like
>>1839351 will defend cs2 without ever having experienced such a server.
>>1840279>128 tickuse case?
>>1840275sure
i never did that though
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>NiKo = Wins
>/magog/ = seethes
Like clockwork...
>>1840287i will never have a russian twink harem...
>>1840262>that confirms the igl rumors about hunterEverybody with half a brain could see Snax getting cut coming and huNter to igl seems like a natural move. But if this goes through it would be so underwhelming. It's G2 man. They should have ambitions to be number one.
>>1840291don't sleep on matys
people make this mistake every time someone is brought up from tier 2 instead of just a recycled tier 1 player
look at malbs, look at tn1r
>>1840294I know that this is probably a sAw move and he sees something in MATYS but he's now working with a G2 budget and I just expected more.
>>1840298>he's now working with a G2 budgeti'd say underpaying for a potentially hidden gem is a better strategy than (probably) overpaying for famous trash (nexa, snax, taz)
it's also a business, not just a team
>>1840254HOLY SHIT ROSTERMANIA !!!!!!!!!! YOOOOOOO ROSTERMANIABROS WW@ YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1840254why dont they just get god krimz?
>>1840310Economically run a team is great and all but trying to save a few bucks on the last piece just seems wrong. The prize money, rev share and sponsorship deals you get through in game success would have a more expensive player pay for himself (I assume). If they wanted to save money just keep Snax...
>>1840315Not confirmed so not Rostermania.
spirit roster probably revealed on 7th
>>1840322>probablythis nigga works for them, it will be revealed on 7th
>>1840323oh lawd he zesty
read
https://nomiun.substack.com/p/how-good-are-the-stats-we-use
>>1840328I don't believe in your made up stat Maui
>>1840321it's not "saving a few bucks"
known and rated players will cost you a minimum of 1M, more likely closer to 2. whomegalul players from tier 2 will settle for 200-500k, depending on the salary
and no, good (expensive) players don't pay for themselves unless they're regularly winning titles. they're not doing that against vitality, no matter who they get
https://www.hltv.org/news/42114/media-wildcard-to-promote-fr3nd
>sonic leaving too
wtf bros
>>1840294have you seen him do something in fnatic? we are not talking about some unknown team
>>1840335I'm not saying G2 should buy out Frozen, ropz or some other tier 1 star. I'd like to see them either get and upcoming tier 1.5 talent or some shit hot 17 year old from Faceit and not settle for some rando who has been in tier 2 for forever.
Nothing will ever top Kato Photo shoot
>>1840340>when you think you're an anime character but you're actually a retarded-looking tatar
>>1840361why can't this general reply properly fr
>>1840355Only until the camera zooms out and you remember donk is a midget.
>>1840363uncs got dementia and his hands don't work like they used to
>>1840364it's actually crazy how short he is
must be something like 160
>>1840368he's still fuck you up though
>>1840355where is this picture from?
>>1840369>esl>defending donkmagixx is back in the thread, boys
>>1840375s is next to d on the keyboard, faggot
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>>1840376my d is next to your s, faggot
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w0ndewrfulbros...n0vibros...BWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>1840385manliest cs player
>>1840385he might have clinched the #1 lesbian title from magixx with this move
remember when cs players used to make fun of valorant players being sissies but then the best awper in the scene turned out to drink beer with a straw? what was that all about
>>1840385Is this nigga really drinking beer with a straw???
>>1840385manliest hohol pig
>>1840417literally who and literally who
>>1840417ROSTERMANIA HOPYEEEE
>>1840328>readabsolutely no chance, all stats talk in CS is so fucking boring
>>1840417i didn't think the team could get more soulless so they had to show me
>>1840417let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>1840417>going eu for this
>>1840321Nah look at what Mouz and Heroic have done. They've realized that aim is the name of the game and everything else is just secondary. So just get a cheap ass nobody who shows potential and integrate him well into the team. Seems to have worked out for them so far.
>>1840456>get a cheap ass nobody who shows potential and integrate him well into the teamthat works on the margins, but they're doing better now with spinx and before with frozen
>>1840468nta but even though spinx helped a lot, xertion and torzsi being able to call their own openers and having more control in general on ct sides was the bigger boost
you can see it in their individual performance
>>1840492that will depend on the manner of your return.
>>1840322>>1840323isn't it pathetic that an employee of the team, his actually the official leaker, there is something embarassing about it.
>>1840504Oh hi Richie Lu!
>>1840506he said that too? fug.
wait, you actually listen to him. KWAB
>>1840507Ahhh too late Richie, you got caught red handed!
>>1840511>tones down his autism enough to give interesting takes and make spicy jokes without being seen as a brand risk by TOshow does he do it? (and how does thorin not?)
>>1840518tranny cabal behind the scenes
https://www.dust2.us/news/63316/report-nrg-set-to-bench-hext-and-osee-in-favor-of-nosrac-and-xotic
lol
lan dodger btw
>>1840521this is it, this is the start of the nrg era
>>1840521>nosrac-and-xoticchococheck nikkas is BIKE
looking away from flashes is annoying
there should just be a 'close your eyes' button
>>1840535reminds me of a stupid ass game, alone in the dark where you had to click on buttons to blink otherwise you'd start to see jack shit on the screen.
>>1840521Everyone in NA knows he's a lan dodger why the fuck would you pick him up?
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back on the grind
need +3 for esea open official magog team
na is in its fucking death throes
what the hell bros
yea man here's those NA up-and-comers that have been slumming up the scene for almost a decade
>>1840504It is
magixx was in Team Spirit for 6 years, whatever someone says about him he did a lot for that org. and instead of giving him a proper sendoff and announcement of leaving, they give this trust fund fat fuck loser the info and he simply publishes "-magixx" on hist telegram to get some clicks and attention. amazing
>>1840882someone else was probably going to do it anyway. at least if it takes this long from deciding it to actually announcing it. i guess they want to take some promo pics with zweih before doing the actual reveal?
>>1840769Seethe fun hater
>>1840817They just need a Mongolz moment, where some supposed tier three or four team starts punching way above its weight and captures the imagination of a playerbase.
Alternatively, we need an American S1mple whose shittalk and plays will actually attract younger players to the pro scene.
>>1840905That was yung stew but he turned into a complete deadbeat
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that donk is the better cs role model. Zywoo is good but I think you can only appreciate him if you're pro playing against him. Donk is instantly admirable from gameplay for all players
donk lost a major on 1280
ropz won a major on 1920
>>1840998>better cs role modelno, zywoo always makes the right play, he's just boring as fuck and soulless
donk bigdicks opponents in a satisfying way that's harder to pull off without perfect aim
>>1840998>>1841031why are you simping an 18 year old ugly russian kid
>>1841034you're in a thread to talk about watching cs, why are you stunned people are discussing the experience of watching cs
>>1841038I don't see any discussions about watching cs, i see discussion about simpin an 18 year old ugly russian kid.
>>1841021this post was independently fact checked by real 16:10 players
>>1841051elige, you have yet to win a major at all
I've slept on in and still hold the opinion that MATYS to G2 is shit.
>>1841043do you watch the playercam or the gameplay
if cs isn't your thing that's fine, try >>>/hm/ instead
>>1841069is that some fetish shit
gay ass nigga
>>1841072Some faggots here have fetish for ugly 18 year old russian kids i fear.
>>1841074yeah I know, it's weird as fuck to repeatedly post about their appearance and young age apropos of nothing
they should kill themselves desu
>>1841074NiKo posts here???
Lets sum up rostermania so far:
Heroic +nilo +gr1ks
G2 +SunPayus +sAw (Already confirmed beefore the major)
Navi +makazze (not known who's getting cut)
>>1841113Spirit +zweih -magixx
Falcons +kyousuke -Magisk
VP +Perfecto -Fl4mus
Betboom -zorte -ax1le +artfrost +someone else
Parivision -qikert +some literal who and jame igl
>>1841121>-ax1ledamn
he fell all the way off
>>1841113furia +yekindar, asstralis +hooxi permanently
wonder if liquid's gonna do something, they're down to 17th on vrs
>>1841132>wonder if liquid's gonna do somethingI think it's safe to assume they'll at the very least get a real coach and NAF is probably also getting cut.
>>1841132right, naf even said he didn't know if he was going to stay after the major which means he won't
>>1840521Every time you think NA has reached rock bottom they start digging.
>>1840905Complexity was supposed to be that team. Alas.....
>>1841034>>1841043>>1841074How many cocks you sucked today huh homo? 500?
>>1840817why do people expect some 10y old in usa to dedicate 10k hours into cs to maybe become a pro one day
he'd have better career success working at mcdonalds
>>1841178>why do people expect some 10y old in usa to dedicate 10k hours into csFor the love of the game?
Why hasn't FaZe announced anything? If they're just bringing broky back they could have already put something out.
>>1841264we're working on it
>>1841270On what? Signing s1mple?
what happened to ax1le btw? considered one of the best rifler in csgo became a nobody in cs2, a version of counter strike that favours riflers.
s1mple was a 10 bullets awp babby. his KPR fell off hard right after that update. he could take less shots, less risks, it impacted him hard.
>>1841272>paying 1.5M for a zesty alcoholic who shits himself on stagei don't think so
S1mple is gonna join Flyquest and replace Regali.
>>1841292karrigan and rain personally kidnap s1mple from Navi's clutches?
>>1841299No, they play with kekky till October and then get S1mpleCSGOD for free
Im so glad donk exists and how zywoo sissies cry because of it. Truly what cs needs.
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Why does Zywoo cause gogsissies to seethe?
>>1841322You didn't answer my simple question which was laid out here.
>>1841321
>>1841314How about they force broky to start dressing and acting like s1mple and they switch places? Navi would never know s1mple is already playing for FaZe.
>>1841324>You didn't answer my simple questionI will bust your teeth out
>>1841326Hey noticed you responded again but didn't answer my question which is right here
>>1841321
Still waiting for Spirit, Navi, FaZe, G2, GL and Liquid to show what they got...
ROSTERMANIA HYPEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1841360roster mania is washed in 2025 :(
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It's up: https://www.hltv.org/news/42117/groups-and-schedule-announced-for-fissure-playground-1
>>1841463i think fissure is gonna be fun :D
>no changes from faze
>silence from liquid after bombing out
>>1841469The silence speaks volumes...
>>1841464me too (unless furia win it)
>>1841463Wouldn't GL already have to have submitted their roster for the event? Where's their announcement?
>>1841492they still have 3 days
Arrrghghggggggggg where is me rostermania mannn????
>>1841495Saturday.Sunday.16:00 CET.
>>1841516I can't make out anything in this webm. Who is that? YNk?
>>1841516>NiKo = Chad>/magog/ = Incel
>>1841526>it was real in my head
Just installed this game yesterday. Are there any English speaking players in this game? I hear only Russian. How come there are so many Russians? Aren't they all in Ukraine? I also encountered some Arabs who proceed to TK you when there score is like 2-13 or 0-12 or something. Where are the Americans? Where are the Danes, English, Italians, Belgians, French, Dutch, Swedes, Finns? Where are the well mannered white people with function English?
>>1841552This is not a white mans game.
>>1841553Out of 20 or so Russians that I've played with until now, only 2 of them were polite and could talk solid English. The rest were your typical angry Russian spergs who constantly shout blyad, bled, raki, rakov or whatever the fuck. Letting the 3rd world on the Internet was a huge mistake from which the rest of cultured humanity, that is, Western civilization will never recover.
>>1841552you cant queue with americans unless vpn
>>1841172>post literal gay shit>get called out for it>uh sweaty akshually YOU're gayall that tapeworm and cumloads have gotten to your brain
>1841327
lilbro farming self (you)s
>>1841570Stop talking about gays and dicks and maybe people won't call your posts gay.
>>1841576*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
>>1841576why does he have a new persona every year
holy fucking niggerhell
csgo's screenshake when spraying with the ak47 is so much better. fuck valve for releasing an unfinished product and still not having finished it
>>1841628i watched a few minutes of tenz streaming csgo retakes yesterday and it made me realize how fucking robbed we were
watchie
https://youtu.be/LYcmai7Gww0
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>>1841635Already did, broski
ADD SEPARATISTS BACK TO INFERNO NOWWWWWWWW
>>1841644girl power police agent
>>1841635He's literary NiKo X Shroud 2.0
>>1841653whos this little semen demon?
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>>1841657didn't know he was that fat
you know, esports jerseys are really good at showing off mantits
This:
>>1841576Will have to play with This:
>>1841657
>>1841668Didn't you hear? Rostermania was canceled.
is we applying for falconsacademy
https://www.hltv.org/news/42119/falcons-sign-natosaphix-to-coach-new-academy
Falcons Force is such a gay name
>>1841688*grabs you by the throat*
back the fuck off?!?! do NOT take oil money you chud dickhead
S1mple bitchmaking faze clan without sms or registration: https://youtu.be/sHA__FsRsWw
>>1841724refrezh spotted in the new FaZe video.
>>1841763ahahahhahahhahahha yoooooo
>>1841763why is there a black person in my cs video...
>it will be at least 2 years until we get to see mail09 in a real team
>>1841691Why do they need an academy team? It's not like they care about recruiting and developing talent, they'll just buy the next big star.
>>1841774>Why do they need an academy team?For the optics.
>hey look at us developing talent and shit we're just a regular esports org fr fr on allah
>>1841770why do you think that? the fact that he's been playing semi-pro t3 for a while means it won't be that hard to jump to a real team (as opposed to someone who has only played faceit).
>>1841790he's going to school, which he'll finish at 18 (at the earliest)
>>1841799has he said he won't go full pro before that or something?
>>1841802most swedish players finish school before going pro and there's nothing to indicate that he'd be the exception to the rule
nilo, susp, and adamb had a deal with metizport that basically allowed them to schedule playtime around their schoolwork and afaik mail09 has a similar deal with johnny speeds
>>1841823None of those players were good enough when they were as young as mail09. I think that was the problem.
The numbers just keep going up, cologne trophy is already his
>>1841828nilo could have easily gotten a deal halfway through gymnasium but still finished it
if you don't get a gymnasium diploma you're donezo in terms of "real jobs" if cs doesn't work out
he's also not really blowing anyone's socks off outside of faceit so he might not even get any appealing offers until talent scouts think he's a more well-rounded player
https://www.twitch.tv/poloolpp
magix streaming on alt
>>1841895>he's a drainerbased
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>>1841895Oh my god man...
>>1841903chill on the goat
what's the point of edging announcements?
everyone already knows that kursy is going to gl
Why isn't a red cross hair more common?
I use a very small cross hair and sometimes struggle with visibility of green against a very bright yellow/white background like all over Mirage, Ancient, D2 and Anubis.
Red completely fixes this problem for me and I can't think of the colour appearing much in game outside of a few billboards and decorations.
>>1841823>most swedish players finish school before going procucked mentality
>>1841895His game looks so different is he playing on a 27?
>>1841823Imagine missing out on your mechanical prime years (13-15) because of school....
Couldn't be me
>>1841919everything small = bigger resolution
>>1841919no it says 1440x1080 on an XL2540K in the description
>>1841914you'll struggle to get a job as even a store clerk if you don't
unless you're a giga talented player, it's the smart move. and even if you're giga talented, you never know if you'll get bored of cs
>>1841912i've definitely seen pros with a red cross
i remember seeing a particularly cool one from felps some 6 months ago but i forgot to copy it
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>>1841928Can't they finish school later, or do some remote program
I get that it can be important but if you are really talented you might be missing out big time, CS changes fast, one year you can be good next year you can fall off to tier 3 or something
>>1841929Alright, going over those "pro settings" lists it's all green, cyan and yellow.
>>1841912dont know, in real life i cant use green dot i have to use red dot
>>1841933what parent would let their kids not get the most important diploma when it's not even hard
>>1841935It's definitely not as common as these but you can find it if you watch a lot of CS
Btw most of those profiles on prosettings aren't updated regularly for players outside of tier 1, at least for things that can change frequently like crosshair
>>1841657my GOAT
https://x.com/artolympus/status/1940829437626667105
>>1841933>Can't they finish school later, or do some remote programyou can but this
>>1841940 and i think it's probably more of a social concern for many of these player's parents, rather than having a more secure future
disrupting a kid's social life at 15 or 16 can be far more damaging than an empty resumé
>>1841928>>1841933In my country it would be illegal to keep your kid away from school to pursue a career instead of education.
There are programs for athletes but I dont think these apply to esports. Besides its not that hard to combine CS with school.
>>1841948>waiting for contractIs my manifesting close to success?
>>1841968yes if you were manifesting s1mple clash royale pro career
when's the
>esports legend became an alcoholic mobile game whale
video essay coming? 2027?
>>1841983How does wasting your money on a mobile game stack up against losing it to gambling?
>>1841984mobile games are more embarrassing
people (not including me) have sympathy for gambling addicts, even if you wasted your life savings, but they'll just think you're fucking retarded if you tell them you blew 10k on a mobile game for kids
>>1842002Holy shit this guy's leaks are good!
Trust me bros, my dad works for steam.
S1mple is gonna join Liquid because Hiko convinced him to come to NA.
>>1841948>FaZe please save me PLEASE FaZe CLAN!!!
how long before s0mple ends up broke?
>>1842052Probably a long time
>>1842052He already replaced broky
https://x.com/HOUNGOUNGAGNE/status/1936726353149046806/
>>1842002Blue Cult Ëyster?
>>1842205is rpk one of the few acceptable pros to like in this general (alongside jw, flusha, dosia, jame, and spawn)?
>>1842242who could dislike the rapeking
also spawn isn't even a meme, your ass was not around watching cpl 2003. or if you were, you need to move on
>>1842242>>1842251I dislike all of these
>>1842251this guy raped my stack on mirage in the freezing winter of 2015
>>1842205Apex looked like this at age 16?
>>1842251Is there any other gigachad that can match his aura, both inside the game and out?
https://www.hltv.org/news/42121/sources-flyquest-target-jks-buyout
Finally a rostermania headline
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It's up: https://youtu.be/UX750AFbGto
>>1842457there's not even any eng subtitles nigger
has there been a boringer rostermania ever
>spirit replaced the concentrated ball of fat and estrogen since everyone in the team was creeped out by his existence
>g2 gets some literally who to replace their 0.8 igl since anythings better than keeping him
>navi promotes some fugly academy player but dont say who gets kicked. They also keep simple at the job limbo forever and only look for a new analyst which noone cares about.
>vitality/mouz keeps things the same
>faze brings broky back since they have no money
>astralis get...hooxi to replace cadian who was worst performing igl in a top team
>tier 2 teams swap some mediocre players around since all the promising talent is locked in academy teams with 2mil buyouts
>reasonable falcons/g2 moves were made months ago but they waited for major to be over since roster locks
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https://www.hltv.org/news/42122/official-spirit-bench-magixx
donk made the call ! !
jw is pregnant check hltv
Magixxbros...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>boris you must go you no drop me gun enough
>no danil me can drop gun pls no kick me kick leonid instead
>no boris you must go now we need more gun droppers
>noo
>>1842500Explaining a roster move to an American: "imagine you're eating a burger"
>>1842494overdrive uploaded this little video lol
So where is Chris Griffin going?
>>1840355>he's just like my heckin' anime character!!!
>>1842512put him in nemiga lol
>>1842521Was it tyloo which had the cursed line up with bondik and bntet which had to communicate in 3 languages?
>>1842360Nope. He's the one and only trve gigachad.
>>1842566Remember all the good times and trophies won by Spirit in 2019? Me neither.
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>>1842566Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>1842580irrelevant, they're just cs2 babbies
>>1842607>cs2 babbiesholeee cope
but when zweih annoucnement
>>1842566>drew magixx fat as fuck LMAAOOO
>>1842618i'm sure donk really did value magixx as a team mate but it comes off as fake when the statement is clearly written by his agent or management
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https://www.hltv.org/news/42123/official-spirit-sign-zweih
>>1842634very intelligent of Spirit management to keep the fatty ratio the same
>>1842631...everything but the weight
Very cool rostermania and all that but the teams I care about still haven't announced their rosters
>>1842642>but the teams I care aboutI don't think that Supernova Comets are having any roster changes doe...
>>1842649Have you considered a career in comedy?
They kicked Velma out of Team Spirit?!
no!!
https://youtu.be/_6d04BrRMYM
>Pasha in the announcement
holeeeeee based.
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>>1842708Thanks for everything legend
>>1842628i think they're friends because they play a lot together on faceit but still magixx gotta realize he's bringing the team down
>>1842708yeah he looked better chubby than literally morbidly obese
>>1842708he'll have a bright future as an ambassador of trans lifestyle to russian school children
>Katowice's Spodek Arena to host 2026 ESL event
WTFF
Cologne & Kato Majors in the same year?
Finally some real moves and leaks, and it's fine guys liquid +magixx and degster, he will not be homeless
>>1842812desu if anyone needs magixx it's Liquid, they are really the most vibeless team on the scene rn
>>1842819I thought so too but might actually be falcons after watching their last vid, but winning would remedy that. Navi might be the most vibeless relevant team after their changes if liquid do the expected moves.
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>>1842653why you tryna bankrupt him just because he's retarded and annoying, that's too far
steel is cooking something
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anime is the MAJORITY
>>1842884cooking himself every day by being a shadow of his former self
>>1842889would be interesting to see what counts as anime and what constitutes watching (spoiler alert, it's just lots and lots of people watching a few episodes of arcane)
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Soooooo no Magnojez to Spirit? yikes! (((
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Yoooooo wtf????
>>1842937That's the Valve employee who thought it was okay to launch CS2 without a functional surf mode
You know what? Maybe I would stop hating Zywoo if this fat fuck ever done a good long interview with Thorin or something, recently watched biskela one(post Major) and I no longer want to call Copenhagen a fluke, but if all you give me is that "I don't know" then please expect to be hated
>>1842945he was a hero who did nothing wrong? you don't like surfing?? i love it
>>1842957This is a pro-Israel general, chud. We root for Spinx, FlameZ, HeavyGod, Zywoo, and Xertion here.
Cologne MVP is live https://www.twitch.tv/kyousuke999
>>1842957this is an antisemitic general
>>1842962um sweaty, hitler actually helped the creation of israel and they're the spiritual successors of the 3rd reich
>>1842975you implied i'm anti-israel. i'm not
expect a c&d in the mail later this week, i take defamation very seriously
>>1842969yeah
we hate falcons and jiejiehao here
>>1842937of course 3kliksphilip and hitler loved to gas people
>>1842955I look like this.
https://x.com/the41stprecinct/status/1941780436838990045
Why did Faceit lobby against Stop Killing Games? Sussy
>>1843048esea lost
cs died
yeah that's comfy, nice appetizer before cologne
>>1843035are you a faze fan?
>>1843064WOO WEE WOO WEE WII WEE WOO WEE
>>1843057battle of the mids
>>1843048>Why did Faceit lobby against Stop Killing Games?I don't get it either. They don't make any games?
>>1842964Now featuring top EVP
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magog MVP is live https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
>>1843103ZywOo is just the modern day version of device.
>>1843103>the one cope stat you could findLmaooo
Notice how s1mple is still on FaZe's hltv page. hades has already been removed from G2's. Coincidence? I think not.
>>1843121nothing is official about faze, faze didn't openly communicate about it because there's still milking simple's presence with dumb video challenges
This guys in game skill literally manifests as aura in real life
>>1843128>if>mightrussian fat fuck
>>1843092n0f the geriatric is finally going to a retirement community and a yung chicano nigga is taking his place
>>1843130he is the closest thing CS has to Tony Khan
>>1843131no way these dudes keep pretending to be na, they'd have to buyout try or something for ultimate
>>1843140nta but even if they don't get reck (which they shouldn't) they'll probably get lake or jba just to keep the na larp going
>>1843126>donk>aura in real lifexD
average Serb is about 180 cm tall, while donk looks like he's barely 160 + ugly as fuck. an average woman in Serbia is taller than him.
he is completely invisible in real life, men and women in Belgrade probably think he's some middle schooler on a school trip from the countryside when they pass him by the street.
>>1843152This guy rapes in pugs he should just join mythic and stream
>>1843149What does Serbia have to do with donk?
>>1843169spirit hq moved to belgrade
donk has more money than their entire gdp
HOLY SHIT
HES BACK
https://x.com/FaZeEsports/status/1941937082991083754
>>1843146>>1843140>keep pretending to be naliterally what is the point of team liquid cs if they're not pretending to be na
over the last 5 years the best version of this team was 4 na+yekindar, and the worst were all 2 na. they aren't good with foreign talent, and no one gives a fuck about any of those players
>>1843149he's the levi of counter strike.
>>1843180>over the last 5 years the best version of this team was 4 na+yekindari'd like to know when that happened
>>1843195https://www.hltv.org/stats/teams/lineups/5973/liquid
have a scroll, see if you can figure it out
>>1843208>>1843212huh. i don't remember that at all
maybe i have a selective memory when it comes to liquid and only remember the peak and all the trash that followed
>>1843178These fuckers either need to stop teasing me with s1mple and announce him or just give me the cold hard truth that botky is back.
>>1843224they were genuinely and consistently good, and then nitr0 wanted to become a family man, they started grooming yekindar as igl, and they went -elige +rainwalker+patsi disastrousmode
>>1843231they're not done yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpnNTOeLL44
the jks+nertz liquid was good. after some early stumbles against heroic, they somewhat found form and basically only lost to top 5 teams
also, news
https://www.hltv.org/news/42130/betboom-bench-zorte-acquire-artfr0st-on-loan-for-fissure-playground-1
>>1843280Boring
what about Ax1Le, i thought he was getting benched
https://www.twitch.tv/timthetatman
he's back to cs bros
If snap tap wasn't banned niko could have won the major
This is one of the lamest rostermanias ever
>>1843280what impressive wins did that liquid have? they beat mouz with a stand-in for spinx, ef in a group stage game, col when they were on that loss streak, ?
https://x.com/trvs_dd/status/1942183758922186945
>>1843384why doesnt he touch her?
>>1843421Wait I think I know you...
>>1843421which pride flag is this
>>1843425You do not know me lil bro
>>1843433I saw you on xitter today lil nigga I know you...oh nonono
>>1843436I just copy and pasted the picture I don't xeet
>>1843421You don't own these gloves...
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my adhd is so bad. I wanted to buy a $100 gun the day I started playing last year and now I have 6 figures of crap that I keep rotating into more crap cause my adhd doesn't let me enjoy anything more than 3 seconds. i sold most of my knives to get a bfk emerald and this shit is lame af.
>>1842506humblechad
>>1842508autistcel
>>1842618You owe your 1 major title to him lilbro.
>>1843482good morning sir
can you please do the needful and give me one skin from your collection
i am poor
thank you sir
>>1843149the seethe is palpable, homo
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So why did Sp0r0t get zweih instead of ky0usuke?
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>>1843494Fuck that
What do you work as anyway to be buying all of these skins
>>1843495zweih was probably relatively cheap and they made a huge profit from ksucky
>>1843496professional keyboard retard (I do niche programming work for low 6 figs a year and have little debt)
>>1843495>get same player>turn 2 mil profit
>>1843507I see. But why spend most of your money on skins? Are you good at the game?
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>>1843509no im just bored and skins go up with game popularity and i'm having fun haha
>>1843509skins are are unironically good investments and have been for years
>>1843515I respect that honestly
>>1843516My slingshot agent more than quintupled in price
>>1843515Thank you for making me feel good about my 4k rating
>>1843515average na player
>>1843535>3 ugly russian satanists are some of the best players in cs right nowthere is only one who can save us from an even darker future... only one.
>>1843542matchfix king
pari does nothin but fix
>>1843545which minority is jame anyway? some caucasus ethnicity or tatar?
>>1843556back in the day i remember people saying he was part Afghan
>>1843556>some caucasus ethnicitymost likely
probably dagestan or chechnya
another "rostermania" has hit na
osee is queuin pugs with col in eu rn
>>1843564>faze +hallzerkLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
>>1843571monesy started playing again?
>>1839976The old ranks were kino. The premier numbers lack soul.
okay he's fucking washed
https://youtu.be/CpnNTOeLL44
>>1843590you're about 1.5 years late to the party, but welcome
>>1843571>you now remember rallen
>no pictures of him without hat
how bald is he?
>>1843596he's got a little tuft, probably ropz level
>>1843590he's an awper actually.
>>1843572Yes today, he played a game with kyousuke too
>>1843602ropz is obviously pretty bald but he's pretty good at making it look like it's just a hairstyle
>>1843609it might've been randomly matched since it was only one game
>>1843611>but he's pretty good at making it look like it's just a hairstyleno, he's awful at it
time to buzz that shit
>>1843618well it's a personal opinion
>>1843627nadeshot is the only likeable person out of the four
i get 40 avg fps higher and 30fps 1% higher on linux
>>1843647>>1843648why is your console trans
>>1843649imagine looking at a console and seeing trannies actually rent free
>>1843651why is it trans tho
>>1843652what is trans nigga
>>1843658nta but i checked the links, looks pretty trans to me
>niggas think anything colorful is trans
grim
>>1843684that's pretty weird
has to be the child of some socialist afghan who immigrated to soviet union in the 70s or 80s
>>1843564christ, really
hallzerk and grim were the only parts of that roster that were even remotely reliable
>>1843702Why is there never any talks of Grim going to a better EU team? He's a good player isn't he?
>>1843716Good for NA which is like mediocre for EU
https://www.hltv.org/news/42121/sources-flyquest-target-jks-buyout
If only l0q0ud cared about NA as much as ChadQuest cares about Australia.
>>1843716didn't really break out until this year, used to be way more inconsistent
probably treated well by col and doesn't want to leave home
>>1843719europeans really are the most retarded people on earth
>>1843721Explain where all the supposed world class NA players are then? Surely you can get 5 of those together without being carried by T2 EU players.
We need just 1 awp prodigy to bring NA back to life. Unfortunately skad00dle is selfish and did not guide the next generation.
this grimma needs a better team
>>1843722go to hltv, hover over stats, and click top players
>>1843729Russians if you wanna be semantic about regions I suppose.
>>1843731europeans really are the most retarded people on earth
>>1843724he wasn't selfish, he was severely autistic and unable to communicate without seang@res as a proxy/mindreader
do grim be a incel
is he our guy
>>1843734If he's the best player like you wanna cope.
How come he doesn't win?
>>1843741did I say he was the best, hltv #1, goat, or did I say he wasn't just good as na players go, considering 0 of those maps were vs na teams?
europeans really are the most retarded people on earth
is we gonna see swag on a team
>>1843745You did yeah, which is typical NA delusion.
>>1843748prayin 4 u, retardbro
>>1843749>calls others retarded>thinks NA is good
>>1843740Grim is a Chadcel. Chad in looks, personality, gameplay and aura. Incel in terms of mentality.
genuinely why are eurangatans like this
>>1843754NTA but some basic English lessons might help lilbro. You said he was "good for NA, mediocre for EU" while the other guy proved he was good, regardless of region.
>>1843761>lost so hard has to pretend to be someone elselmao NA cope at its finest
>>1843762ykw i agree with the other guy you genuinely are retarded
bet you support falcons or some other gay ass team
>>1843763>bro thinks he's slick for deselecting his own post
I accept your concession.
>>1843763it's usually some variety of noscener or fauxscener, like a lithuanian who has to claim "eu"
>>1843769>if I don't heckin give a (you) he can't respondBro thinks hiding under the blanket stops the boogeyman
>>1843771>more insecure NA cope while samefagging
>>1843771jl clears na alone tho?
>>1843763see how mad they get
>>1843772where ya from buddy, who's your 1 relevant player?
>>1843775Stop responding to the baiter he's just farming (you)s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0sehSvenVk
niggas really running open source cheats on faceit for years without ban wtf
>>1843777idc, he is a noscener and he knows it deep down
>>1843775>>1843777>>1843779>noooo NA isn't shit that's bait
Shan't respond to B8 (bait, not the team).
>>1843778Yea its pretty bad that not even faceit is clean now, unironically why even play this game now
bros can you imagine looking like this, making $12k a year, and knowing that if broky or yekindar don't get it together you will have 0 (zero) players to watch
horrifying existence
>>1843781You just did by posting and acknowledging it.
>>1843778>25 minutes of some russian talkingokay qrd?
>>1843783Broky is American in sovl thoughbeit.
>>1843782>now
>>1843783Broky plays for an American team?
>>1843785shows you how to inject the compiled driver from github into your motherboards bios update file then flash it onto bios
it's up
https://youtu.be/2Oe9k7Wlf1M
>>1843830>ban train pleasestopped watching right there
You ARE aim training, right, anon?
>>1843837i only play casual
>>1843421how much would this cost
>>1843837aim training has been debunked by ZywOo
aren't you forgetting somebody?
>>1843860nemigga or betboom
>>1843860i hope someone buys him and he doesn't end up in some shitty Russian bookie team
unfortunately for a player like him it's the best to find a team as soon as he can instead of rotting on the bench like Perfecto, so it might just happen
>>1843860fogo de chao
cici's pizza
golden corral
>>1843773by january 2026 jl will be clearing off tables at his local smuklė
>>1843997na: 1 major
lithuania: 1 major
>>1843999and drompf rapes children so lithuania >>>>>>>>
Shitthuania will never be white
it's up
https://youtu.be/dB9tB5Q5LTU
>>1843863WHERE THE FUCK IS HE
>>1843999if jl counts as 1/5 the team, twistzz does too
>>1844106lol no because twistzz didnt win mvp
>>1844142no one has ever heard of this player
jReddit haters, it took a solid year but we finally fucking won
>>1844153>>1844152LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
benched on his wedding day hahahaha
>>1844142Hate these clickbait article titles. Just tell me who it was.
>>1844142>To who?I remember Sadokist making this joke on broadcast like 7 years ago
RIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tHQJ6C6_jA
>>1844161guyss im taking a break because i just got married lol meanwhile rain having 2 kids a wife and still competing
>>1844142they've dropped somebody for trash
im so fucking happy that i won't see this clown again
>>1844168What is so bad about somebody?
>>1844171No he is on first.
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navi is gonna drop iM as well? right guys? right?
>>1844175They must get Somebody to replace him then.
Surely FaZe announce something next?
>>1844177are you autistic? why do you find that so funny?
>>1844178It's not that S1mple.
>>1844173some people sure are mentally ill
>>1844180Somebody has to.
>>1844175iM just signed a 2 year contract with NAVI. He is groomed by Blade to be the IGL after Aleksi leaves.
>>1844173Why are t*rks so insecure?
>>1844182I agree, being Turkish is a very serious illness
this thread is made so much better by there being no smelly hairy turkroaches
>>1844187maybe they would have better mental health services if their dictator didnt crash the economy and obliterate everyones savings
>>1844192i thought this thread smelled like kebab and sweat
I have this suspicious that jL's wife poisoned his mind to make him focus on her and his performance in NAVI suffered greatly because of her. jL is the type of guy that does things for woman.
>>1844195or all 3 navi rifles were underperforming, everyone knew some change was coming and jl took the opportunity to do things with his wife and watch anime
>>1844185well fuck. In that case it makes sense why Navi dropped jL instead.
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>here’s your new star rifler of Navi & face of Counter-Strike bro
How do you respond without sounding mad magog?
>>1844173yeah i was about to say that xantares midraped him so hard that he decided to fucking retire
he will forever be remembered as JLOSER
>>1844214he really is unacceptably ugly looking
man.
>>1844224It's so funny, the guy who buys revolver against shit teams to make youtube clips complaining about BM in game
most ai generated response
almost feels like hes making fun of him lmao
>>1844214i have doubts this guy has the intelligence and maturity to be a competent team player in tier1
>Vitality's era sent jL into retirement
another stellar performance from Zywoo, they don't call him the GOAT (Greatest Of All Time) for nothing..
>>1844235He's le wholesome now.
>>1844214why would anyone sound mad
>>1844214Thanks for this great 18yo prospect bro!
Interesting how so many really bought the lie about it being a mutual decision, the guy is obviously just trying to save face and navi is playing along
>>1844267what else are the voices telling you anon?
dude played like 4 years as a pro, got fired, and acted like he's so burnt out KWAB
>>1844269You'd believe it if NAF, magisk or magixx put out a similar video I guess
my guess is jLoser will try to make youtube and/or streaming a full time thing until the next major and if it doesn't work out, he'll go begging to his agent
i sincerely hope he has great success as a youtuber/streamer so we never have to see him in real cs again :)
>>1844275no i wouldn't, i dont know what the fuck is going on behind the scenes and neither do you.
>>1844276>i sincerely hope he has great success as a youtuber/streamer so we never have to see him in real cs againI hope he disappears
magog has become a place for zoomers to peddle their e-celebs and I'm sure jL would be spammed here as well
>>1844279It doesn't take a genius, almost every roster move so far was predicted by the vast majority because they were obvious, as was this one and whether it was his decision or not he would be the one benched and alongside him it could be either wonderful or im though he was the only one near guaranteed to be cut
>>1844285i'll completely forget about him if he becomes a successful "content creator" as long as he never touches the pro scene again
>in December-January the first offers for Kyousuke started to arrive (from lesser-caliber teams) and Spirit's org agreed with him to a plan where a place on the main roster will open up for him in the summer transfer window
>however, when the Falcons offer arrived around April (PGL Bucharest, same time M0nesy got signed), Kyousuke's mind rapidly changed and he set his mind on leaving. The stated reason was a role conflict with Donk, and multiple attempts to resolve this didn't come to anything, though OverDrive personally believes NiKo and M0nesy personally convinced him
>Spirit could've theoretically blocked the transfer and forced Kyo to stay, but forcefully keeping a player who doesn't want to be here is unproductive and Spirit has always prided themselves on accommodating their players' desires
If Vitality don't win Cologne then the era doesn't matter because the major is bo3 final mickey mouse, they need to win Cologne to confirm era.
>>1844293literally cool story, bro - the post
>>1844267its mutual as in navi asked him to step down and he said yes
>>1844296myb, i'll resume JL discussion
>>1844294No one cares and no one wants to see them confirm anything, they're boring us and we desperately need anyone else to win
>>1844296>>1844298I found it interesting, of course I'd take anything uberdriver says with a grain of salt but still
>>1844153HAHAHAHA GET RAPED
the rosters are locked around this time tomorrow
>g2, mibr, flyquest, gl, and faze have yet to announce their rosters (of the orgs that are rumored to make changes or have benched 5th players)
>naf apparently has epstein tier blackmail on management in liquid so no change there
>vp -icy +zorte?
>complexity -hallzerk +osee / faze +hallzerk?
>>1844301 the role conflict thing is such bullshit tho, i mean in decisions like this there is always more reasons to make the final call, but it was obviously the Falcons money that was the main reason, not "i'm not playing window anymore"
>>1844331>>complexity -hallzerk +osee / faze +hallzerk?-hallzerk is very unlikely. Iirc he signed a 3 year contract with Complexity half a year ago so the buyout would most likely be sizeable enough to where getting s1mple instead probably wouldn't be much more expensive. Not that Complexity wouldn't sell if the offer was right, they did sell FaZe EliGE, I just think this is very unlikely.
https://youtu.be/RSH9-GMOtEA?feature=shared
>>1844240bored into retirement... what a fate
>>1844339idk, they seem pretty set on "na revival", considering better players than cxzi and nicx were definitely available at the time
how much is s1mple's buyout, supposedly?
>richest dude in cs is an esl russian
why is this always the case?
>>1844214>How do you respondAsalamalaikum
>>1844214he looks like he doesn't even know he's alive
>>1843363yes, not many, and there are a lot of losses. but look at who they face after the katowice play-in? it's just mongolz mouz vitality spirit ef constantly. 12 matches, and 8 are against those teams, and they won two of them.
the only slightly bad loss is to the degster falcons, and they win the other games against some not entirely shit teams like 3dmax
so yeah that liquid was not top5, but it was very solidly top ~10 and competitive against those in the top 5. with only 2 months of matches
i think that counts as a good team. especially compared to the current liquid lol
>>1844352>they seem pretty set on "na revival"True but they also seem pretty set on hallzerk the way messioso talks about him
>>1844381isn't he a stand-in coach?
i'm not so sure his opinion counts for much in the grand scheme of things
either way, it would be depressing to see hallzerk waste his absolute prime in this roster. same with grim desu
>>1844396hence the quotation marks
>People keep saying iM will be benched
>It's JLoser instead
iM doubters in shambles.
>>1844395>isn't he a stand-in coach?He's their general manager who I assume has final say on the roster.
>TFW you ask to put yourself on a bench
>>1844404oh, that's a shame
>>1844403lowkey kinda disappointed he didn't get benched but not because i dislike him
he deserves an org that doesn't skip events in his home country
>>1844420NAVI are going to skip every even in Romania because Romania doesn't recognize Kosovo and Makazee can't enter the country.
>>1844416Why would it be a shame? Both hallzerk and Grim are hot rn, JT and Cxzi are good additional pieces. The only thing that I might change is nicx. Complexity can definitely do work with the roster they have rn.
>>1838294it's funny and sad that kyxsan was the only player giving interviews in that documentary, the most inexperienced tier 1 player of them all. not even a line from Niko or m0nesy.
/ourguy/ Ohne is listening to YE on streamskii rn
>>1844346do you have any thoughts on the video? or are you just posting the link hoping other anons turn off their brain and just watch as well?
>>1844426cxzi seems extremely inconsistent and nicx is absolute dogwater. i do like grim and jt though
if cxzi fixed his consistency issues and they got lake, i think they'd be top 15 and could probably win lans like fissure playground
>>1844447Holeeeeee Crap! Brodies...this Friday bout to be good good!!!
>>1844447how retarded do you have to be to watch literal whos gamble on video game skins for hours
you don't get the profits, and the profits are what look to be identical interchangeable digital skins if those are sticker capsules
>>1844473youre right i should gamble myself
>>1844473>how retarded do you have to be)))
>this costs 1k euros
lmfao
I wanna get a job so I can buy a vanilla butterfly knife
>>1844447Thank god for this retarded streamers to promote skin gambling for kids again and thus exploding the case market for me and my hundreds of case invested that will give me big steam bucks.
>>1844513what if you just kept that money instead of wasting it on pixels
>>1844523i could always just sell those pixels when i want the money again
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Spredditbros...OH NO NO NO!
GodSuke knew that the jig was up from the very beginning!
>>1844543overdrive looks like a fake taxi driver who'd drive you into the woods and rape you
>>1844543>Spirit's org agreed with him to a plan where a place on the main roster will open up for him in the summer transfer window>however, when the Falcons offer arrived around April (PGL Bucharest, same time M0nesy got signed), Kyousuke's mind rapidly changed and he set his mind on leavingwhat dirt do nikosy have on him?
how come pros dont understand niko will never win a major ever in his entire life (nwnwameihel)
>>1844629which pros don't understand this?
or are you asking why don't any of them publicly state it?
https://x.com/maakucs/status/1942326876204417512
>>1844693>this time for sure!>this superteam will be the one!!
>>1844565>what dirt do nikosy have on him?They had a big fat saudi bag with his name on it
>>1844629>>1844723You're an actual npc, parroting the same lines everyone that has a seething hatred for falcons uses without an ounce of creativity, a bot could make your posts and nobody would tell the difference
>>1844723people memed on s1mple and karrigan for not winning and they won
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remember this?
>>1844744what you see is what you get
>>1844752Am I supposed to be impressed that a got an award for receiving the highest made up number from ner0?
>>1844739beep boop
nwnwameihel
>>1844741>>1844758Your next line will include something about deagle heaven or needing 2m for another star player, that should get you the upvotes you desire. Wait, we're not on reddit? Could that be why the same one joke isn't landing?
>>1844165Gigachad Rain is one of a kind. Mere mortals, least of all mortals like jLOSER, can't hope to match him.
>critique zypoo in any way at all
>there's immediately a post about simple
lmao
>>1844224>>1844226Good riddance he won't be missed.
>>1844225How many cocks you sucked today homo? 500?
If broky were coming back FaZe would have already put it out there. What are they cooking?
>>1844420trvke
still pissed about them skipping cluj iM deserved to play at home
So... who the fuck is G2's fifth? There have been NO rumors, nothing. Is Snax staying?
>>1844807Welcome to FaZe clan.
>>1844822>There have been NO rumorsFirst it was xKacpersky now it's MATYS
>>1844827Oh, i missed the Matys news, my bad
Interesting pick
>>1844828>Interesting picksAw may know more than me but I think it's shit
https://x.com/alluCSGO/status/448081733284425728
https://www.hltv.org/news/42136/scrunk-named-new-big-head-coach
>>1844565Probably more money than he would make in his lifetime working a normal job just for signing?
Many people in the skins community are selling their M9s and Butterfly knives for a Kukri
>>1844744GOAT at CS and GOAT at fails
>>1843837If aim training is so important then why does badlige suck and donk goat?
>>1844882so glad butterflys are on their way out im tired of that adhd shit
>here's that upcoming NA talent I was telling you about
>Age: 25
thank u nrggers, very nice
>>1844965You just know xotic will lan dodge bro
>>1844972https://x.com/xoticcsgo/status/1942681237199425638
lol
>>1836525he threw foreskins
>>1845060is this any truth to this?
>>1845060it's true but it's literally valve's fault for letting it happen
>>1845060fifflaren did this
>>1845063its the communitys fault for supporting the game when cs2 released, that was the perfect moment to completely abandon it
>>1844331no one gives a fuck about Flyquest
>>1845080This is an Auschad general
>>1844331theyre not participating in cologne
>>1844331osee faceit update
he's playing eu with hallzerk too
is we kickin nicx for rifle osee
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/czzd6k2D7aQ
average jLegend hater
>>1845080I didn't until a few days ago, but they may not be completely hopeless once they get jks and a random cis talent or something for vexite
>>1845087Probably, not the best they could get even in NA but nicx was really bad so still an upgrade
>>1845097>for vexiteI thought vexite was a young star
or is he old news, and nettik is the new ambiguity people can think has promise now
>>1845099Savage is the new Australian prospect but he seems invested in making his own team with Semper Fi.
>>1845099He's young but no star
>>1845106I remember when spunj thought he was one of the only salvageable au players
turns out he's been on that bitch for 3 years now
>>1845092lmao the comments
>>1845092he just like me fr
bros valve is really gonna surprise us with this update next week i just know haha
>>1845248Hype for the Linux adjustment.
>>1845250what did you mean by this
it just works for me
>>1845253That it's a minor update, retard.
>>1845253I run that bitch through wine for the love of the game
This player break has felt very long and it's still a week until the appetizer for the real thing that's half a month away, fuck man
7 more days.....need.....CS........
*flatlines*
top 5 most handsome players
>pasha
>dev1ce
>niko
>jdm
>scream
s1mple... I need to see FaZe s1mple one last time...
Please FaZe... Just one more s0mple masterclass...
I beg you... only one more flick in a FaZe jersey...
S1mple is dogshit poopoo peepee ugly freak who can't hit a shot. Respectfully
>>1845353>no m0NESYhe's the handsomest of them all
>>1845452You should be practicing NiKo
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383503/sweden-fe-vs-denmark-fe-eef-women-european-esports-championship-2025
this is what you have to deal with until break is over
simple will surely find a team in 6 months after his contract ends which presumably was his plan all along when he benched himself with 2-3 years left on his contract
https://x.com/FlyQuestCS/status/1942887719937487255?s=19
HAPPENING
>>1845566Glad to see JKasS found a new home
https://www.hltv.org/news/42140/official-flyquest-sign-jks
Oh man if chinkanon was here right now he'd probably have an aneurysm.
>>1845566>>1845571This suggests that NAF could still remain on Liquid.
Ireland vs Denmark in 25 minutes
no idea what the brit is doing there
>>1845574impostor among us
>>1845574>>1845575apparently northern ireland = uk
>>1845574we still own the potato island and they know it
>>1845580there are scores of us
just checked and germany actually brought the full BIG lineup
lol
if they don't win this they should just give up
>>1845580>There are bongs itt???mezii posts daily
>>1845584fucked up the shot
>>1845584This shit would be cool if it had same amount of resources as the Overwatch World cup
how long until CS gets an international break like in football? would be cool to have a national tournament that could have actual top players in it
>>1845584ukraine lineup is tnl which can beat big
other than that everything is trash
>>1845588the danish lineup is sashi with one guy switched out
>>1845590okay missed that i guess they could also do it
>>1845587No one cares about cs that isn't the best teams vs best teams
Handicaps like an "international team" are in same category as female only teams, or tranny only teams, or black only teams. No one cares.
>>1845588>>1845590yeah but neither of those are actual top20 contenders
germany sending BIG would be like denmark sending astralis
>>1845595>or black only teamsI'd watch that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqQOhxQLLwc
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>>1845595or teams with rain.. Or karrigan. Or S1mple.
>>1845596but tnl is almost big tier, 2nd best ukrainian team after b8
german cs just sucks
>danish stream switching to english because there's nobody else streaming the game
is cs really so small in ireland and uk?
>>1845609i've met a few bongs irl who like CS. i met a guy at a house party who was a mousesports fan, this was back when it was just nikosports
regali really going to get benched while being the best player
My ranked teammates:
>>1845621
played with marro last night in comp
it fucking sucked when will trump deport him
>>1845640https://x.com/GromovCS
metizport
also col got mithr for coach
>>1845643I don't trust these 'insiders' at all but assuming this is true does that mean G2 get him after all? Who else would buy him?
>>1845647you can scroll down, he's generally accurate
had the nrg & m80 changes before the news
johnmcaffee could go to liquid for naf, polish mafia shit
>>1845640Hm, where could he go?
>>1845647ence comeback ????
>>1845643is this a good leaker?
it would be unfortunate to let mail09 rot in metizport
>>1845655https://xcancel.com/Metizport/status/1942916660002005234
Sweden is back baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTsaS1Tm-Ic
Liquid doing the G2 move of making analyst the coach
xkac showed up on Ence's team in the fantasy league so what does this mean
>>1845647
>>1845710youre genuinely retarded lilbro
retirement home for a washed loser
>>1845678what if magixx just stays as an assistant coach lol
>>1845724new team together with snax, hades and taz
>>1845769the spirit academy kid
Liquid's not changing players Jokasteve confirmed. The team thinks NAF's hit a nadir but he's been consistent historically and needed a break.
https://x.com/FaZeEsports/status/1942955935686627423
>>1845806I believe, the hair is back and so is his skill
>>1845806they didnt even fly him out to faze for the video made it in his bedroom
>>1845799I honestly think they just forget NAF is even there he's that passive.
>>1845813he looks skinnier too
>>1845655>>1845656>>1845657told you he wouldn't get a good team anytime soon. he'll probably stay in metizport for ~2 years
i guess mibr will play with lucaozy but i REFUSE to believe g2 are keeping sn0x
>>1845821I am now hyped all over again
sucked they couldn't get s1mple, but I also missed my retard goat
I hope he comes back looking more like 2022-'23 than 2024-'25
>>1845852get a fucking haircut
>>1845854balding boomer mad
I am mediocre but ever since 2 days ago it feels like I'm being forced to play on the otherside of the fucking planet, it's full of chinks and russian and none of the bullets are fucking hitting for shit
>>1845862sometimes routing can get fucked up
liquid have so many options to improve their roster and they choose none, they're going to be out of the top 20 and grind online in a few months
>>1845866they keep buying more and more of a losing stock because it was a winner in the past (naf)
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Is s1mple the biggest prostitute of pro scene?
>>1845903>biggest prostitute of pro scene?that'd be jks
but then you wouldn't be able to have your little fake flame war here, so I guess you're looking for zywoo or donk as an answer?
>>1845913>that'd be jksDoesn't look like it, bro. Just a normal progression that doesn't involve him being a pro equivalent of a paddle ball
It's so fucking over for Liquid and FaZe
>>1845919yep fazebros are going to be pretty bored winning everything
ence losing antivirus is pretty sad, he was their best player on average
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>Donk spotted with his gf
Manletbros...We Fucking Won!
>>1845866Team's increasingly going the way of Fnatic or NiP. A retirement home and a dead-end for promising players.
>>1845920as long as they do it in OT I'll be entertained
>>1845918that doesn't show him being a stand in
>>1845924what the fuck is that brachiosaurus neck on the girl
>>1845931Because jks was never on a short-term contract with the org he stood-in for AKA wasn't loaned AKA wasn't pimped by G2 and coL
>>1845926except nip rebuilt and surged through the rankings and aside from krimz, fnatic has a good roster
>>1845942>the deal was only with his pimp>that makes it differentanyway, I hope he does well in FQ
>>1845947>hanging out with the bros for a tournament with no money involved, just having a good timevs
>actually getting sold and brought back 3 times, twice to rich saudis
>>1845946>except nip rebuilt and surged through the rankingsAfter how many years of irrelevancy?
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esl sissies, our response?
>>1845921tomi the financial genius though, buying slow and selling high
>>1845949not sure how that's relevant
you described a situation that was accurate a year ago as if it was current
>>1845950We bribe more teams to not attend
>>1845954I'm not the original guy btw. Liquid is going to have the same struggles as NIP until they replace the decision makers in the org like NIP. I doubt that will happen soon.
>>1845955at that point, you might as well just increase the cologne major's prize pool to 2M
>>1845962Eliminating the competition is cheaper in the long run
What the fuck happened to Degster. I thought his stock was sky high after his last tournament in Falcons but I haven't heard anything about him getting moved.
broky coming back to faze pretty much guarantees they're winning the next major
>>1845966who needs a sniper?
>>1845959that, i agree with
it isn't a revolving door like the nip of yesteryear though. they kind of have the opposite problem
>>1845966>I thought his stock was sky high after his last tournament in Falconsyou answered your own question
they bought him for 2 million or more
>>1845966https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383643/betera-vs-major-winners-esl-pro-league-season-22-europe-open-qualifier
>>1845970>they kind of have the opposite problemThe root of the problem is incompetent decision makers in both cases. It's wild that their GM still has a job. The only other explanation than incompetence is the Liquid are in financial troubles.
>>1845806Luv retardky
Luv s0mple
s1mple as
Rostermania winners: Spirit, Flyquest, Falcons
Rostermania losers: Liquid, FaZe, G2 (probably)
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>>1845992unbelievers will suck the latvian cock
>>1846000i only like him because of latvianloser desu
>>1845992>G2 (probably)i will refuse to believe it until the rosters are officially locked. i will NOT watch another fucking g2 game with snax "at the helm" (doing nothing)
>Rostermania losers: FaZe
broky: back-to-back major finals, 1.10 major playoffs rating
s0mpel: BTFO by MongolZ in quarters, 0.80 major playoffs rating
>>1846004I put them down with the assumtion that Snax is gone. My problem is that there is noone out their they could get as their 5th man aside from s1mple that would impress me and make me believe they can go for trophies.
>>1846019literally anyone is an improvement over snax and i think hunter can actually be a competent igl
>>1846004He's not, they're getting matys but they're not close to being contenders with that
>>1846031That's great but only if G2's ambitions are limited to being a top 16 team.
>>1846034>>1846037an improvement is an improvement
they still have no chemistry though. they don't really even seem to like each other, but maybe that's just a side effect of a 47% win rate (against opponents mostly outside of the top 10)
>>1846046>an improvement is an improvementIs it really an improvement if you take a small step forwards after managing to lose both of your best players in the span of less than half a year?
>>1846049bittersweet, i suppose, given that they both left because of sn0x and taz
>>1845655he has that depressed elige stare
>>1846049>dude just sign m0nesy 2 and niko 2
>>1846058he has to play with players who are 7-10 years older than him but significantly worse than him
i'd be depressed too
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Dis lil nigga...
>>1846071he's looking a bit healthier
>>1845806My retardGOAT....I'm kneeling.....
>>1845926>increasinglyWas this way from the start.
>>1846046wdym i thought they played pretty good at the major, all things considered
>BIG wins first map 13-11 against Hungary
how tf did they let it get so close?
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>>1846093BIG has to be a front for money laundering, ain't no way Skinsbaron has sustained them for so many years with these kinds of results.
>>1846090in spite of sn0x, not because of him
>>1846095>snakeWell, what can you really expect from a whitey?
>>1846100Yeah I meant the rest of the team as well not just sn0x. Plus they were playing in with a stand in awper.
If the rumored roster is true: Hunter IGL, Sunpayus, Malbs, Heavygod and Mattys - I believe they can push to top 5. The form is there, they just need consistency.
>>1846105we're on the same side, g
i think the other players are good and as i said here
>>1846031 i think hunter can be a decent igl
my only real critique was of their chemistry but that could possibly also be a result of having to be on the same team as sn0x
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STOP THE FUCKING AI ALGORITHMS FROM BOMBARDING ME WITH LUCIA'S WEDDING COATING VIDEOS MAN
I AIN'T TYING THE KNOT
>>1846116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iojbkX27sjQ
what even is ts lilbro get help
>>1846139dont huh me weirdo
>>1846140i was wondering what you were responding to since i'm not enough of an incel to use 4chanx
>>1846150ah but you are somewhat of an incel
kettle and pot type shi
>>1846068>niko 2That's what malbs was meant to be. Hasn't worked out so far but maybe uncle sAw can work his magic on him.
>>1846102True. Another case of the wyt man cutting off a colored man when it suites him and then pretending it never happen...
>>1846093because BIG fucking sucks bro
>>1846170yeah, against top20 teams
they should absolutely be the best team at this event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFCVkchZDis
>>1846097skinbaron is owned/run by the guy who coached big during the 6 months where they were really good, before he left to focus on it
jerman company+that connection
>>1846218wow he still sucks
what a fun fact mauisnake!
>>1846218>shit-talks cs for years>his own game fails miserably>all other fps titles are having a dip in popularity while cs2 is peaking>smells the syrup and comes backwould be surprised if he doesn't start streaming it regularly at some point
>>1846235>they don't know i made a meme go viral in 2012
>>1846235Wow that's incredible. Humblesnake strikes again!
>>1846235bragging about your contributions to meme culture is peak pathetic
especially when it's a delusional (unintentional) lie, like in this case
>>1846093>online>unranked>great odds on hungarydo the math
>>1846218>halls is that an unc callout for palace?
>>1846235maui I HIGHLY doubt you posted on kc so just stfu
>>1846235>>1755955 >you will NEVER've had the taste for sz in its prime, you will always be a sufu shitter coping in your prada creepers
>>1846235mauilet you will NEVER've had the taste for sz in its prime, you will always be a sufu shitter coping in your prada creepers
wtf is wrong with 4chan, there's some filter that blocked my post until I made another one, then lied about the timestamps
>>1846296wow you figured out that I made a post, the same post again when it didn't post, and then a post complaining that it didn't post
do you have a degree in criminology? how'd you crack the case
>>1846307ok youre an actual autist getting mad at that post
>>1846309you're not a nonchalant anime girl, you're a fat loser
>>1846313how the hell do you think that goblin looking girl is nonchalant
once again, you have autism
>>1846296my culture is not your costume
>>1846315describe the rhetorical effect of adding the anime girl
>>1846320i wanted you to get mad because i posted anime
same with the pepe
because you have autism
>>1846235I'm one of the earliest SEX posters on /fa/
>>1846321nope
you made a dumb post and then retreated into "bro I didn't even care, here's an anime child sipping through a straw, here's a nonsensical frog, it's not serious" you can call me an autist as much as you want, the intent (even if you can't admit it to yourself) is deflection
>>1846321dont piss me off bitch
final warning
>>1846324are you retarded? is this your first time on 4chan where people mention multiple posts and call them autistic? how can you be this worked up over it unless you have autism
it's not healthy to be this mad over a post saying you're an autist
>>1846328>it's convention, I'm indemnified
>>1846324i'm with your opps on this one lil bro, u got tism
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>>1846330Nah I'm pretty chill ngl
what are some cs2 pros with autism?
>>1846333doesn't change the facts
what's funny is he's more distressed about it than me
you now remember Banks making up a story about getting beaten up at the Antwerp major
>>1846248My only contribution to society is that I coined the word "thrembo" on /qa/ a few years ago and then normoids picked it up and now it has a KnowYourMeme page. There's absolutely no way to prove it but it was me.
>>1846355as soon as you post it, it's no longer yours
that's in the contract
>>1846364True but it's also the only lasting thing I've ever done my entire life
>>1846376gj, proud of you
>give half the people p90 quest
>give the other half awp quest
diabolical
>reach 15k
>get obliterated by lvl2 faceit accounts
i shouldnt play wednesdays when the kids with cheats farm their cases
>>1846388Didn't they do that a few weeks ago?
so he wasn't even balding like us?
>>1846248>t. 0 cultural impact
https://www.hltv.org/events/8569/esl-pro-league-season-22-europe-closed-qualifier
This is going to be where you see liquid from now on unless they manage to do well in cologne and ewc
>>1846538Why would they do well at Cologne? They made 0 changes. Thank god I had them as my 0-3 pick.
>>1846529he stole that from launders
reminder that the faze players personally invest their money in the player transfers, the upside is that they get keep all the capsules money and lan moneyprize money, meaning that in the end they rejected s1mple.
>>1846568no one really expected faze to buy simple, he's like a mid high player that probably costs the same as zywoo would
>>1846540No reason, I don't think they will I'm saying they're fucked and won't get invites to anything anymore. They could've gotten rid of their deadbeats or they could at the very least go to fissure with this roster if they weren't going to make changes, the first option would save them and the second would at least delay their descent to t3
>>1846568never heard this
only thing I heard was vitality taking paycuts to sign spinx, and astralis (or maybe nip) getting pressured into giving up salary over covid
>>1846568i don't think that's true
the players put in money to get frozen but that was because the org was cheaping out and they wanted him iirc. nothing more to it
s1mple should join navi jr unironically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD1iwdTCS_8
>>1846686fatty probably defended fatty fat fatty
>>1846687he said what we already knew, the entire t side strategy is for donk to get an early frag and to trade, blaming chopper's lack of adaptability when donk dies on t side. he showed that magixx baited donk sometimes insteak of entrying to gzt traded by donk. spirit are basically keeping the same plan with their new player. so yes it was partially magixx's fault.
>>1846682>confirms that hallzerk is in serbia>he's been queuing with osee as recently as yesterday interesting.
>broky back on FaZe
>jL wasn't benched, just taking a break
>Falcons signed an unproven prospect to develop instead of a superstar
>jks going home
>Liquid making 0 changes
Wow, hatewatchers got absolutely BTFO this offseason. All their usual bullying targets made out alright or did the opposite of what hatewatchers thought they'd do.
>>1846746>Falcons signed an unproven prospect to develop instead of a superstarlol
>>1846750>Kyousuke is a superstar not an unproven prospect>but also Falcons totally wasted their money on an unproven prospect and it won't work outGood to see the usual Falcons hater mental gymnastics haven't gone anywhere
>>1846746>jL wasn't benched, just taking a breakhis reasons to bench himself were ridiculous, "I wanna do mma and martial arts to be strong and protect my family, I might get injured in the process so I might be a burden for my teammates" come on....... he knew he was getting benched he just shotcutted navi to not get laughed at by the community
>>1846746jL said "you can't fire me I quit" to save himself the embarrassment with navi pretending it was really the case since his lifegame got them another major, kyousuke is literally the best player in the world though there's nothing wrong with them signing him. As for the others hatewatchers would have much less entertainment if those teams actually made improvements rather than staying garbage, dunno why you brought up jks though nobody dislikes him in particular.
>>1846746you need to go outside more often
>>1846761>literally best player
>>1846774Truly impressive, which top teams did he get these stats against?
>>1846783So you 100% agree that these are the top 5 players in the world?
>>18467852 people deserve to be on that top 5 list.
>>1846777stop replying to bait
>>1846783they denigrate GODsuke because they fear what's coming, they will soon lack the strength to stand
>O you who believe! When you meet (an enemy) force, take a firm stand against them) In the Two Sahihs, it is recorded that Abdullah bin Abi Awfa said that during one battle, Allah's Messenger waited until the sun declined, then stood among the people and said,>O people! Do not wish to face the enemy (in a battle) and ask Allah to save you (from calamities). But if you should face the enemy, then be patient and let it be known to you that Paradise is under the shadows of the swords..O Allah! Revealer of the (Holy) Book, Mover of the clouds, and Defeater of the Confederates, defeat them and grant us victory over them.
It's even funnier if you go all time.
>>1846794I am a humble solitary messenger of the Word
>>1846795>bro thinks he's slick for deselecting his own post
>>1846796the liars and cowards have spent so long among their brethren that they forget the ways of a true soul, they imagine deceit even when it is impossible, their every accusation is a confession
Pretending to be mentally ill is one of the lamest 4chan personalilties.
>>1846800vanilla 4chan doesn't have "deselecting posts" retard
>>1846803Smooya is clearly a top 10 player, so why won't anyone pick him up?
>>1846806players (including) team mates are overwhelmed by his avra
>>1846803>>1846806I unironically believe he's been unfairly reputationfucked. people complain about blamef deserving another chance when he had 2 top 5-10 squads built around him for years, smooya got a few months in big and a few months in fnatic with autistic sensitive teammates who hated him and then he got labeled an unplayable teammate and dumped off the deep end
any time he gets the chance he's a 1.2 awper, if covid never hit he would've rolled back into t1 with chaos
>>1846814He did a lot of other shit too.
>>1846804aint readin allat lilbro
>>1846814here's a crazy concept: neither bl00mf nor sm00chya deserve to be anywhere near tier 2 let alone tier 1
>>1846814people who aren't autistic tend to be able to read the room and dial it back when people around them aren't matching their energy
>>1846815like what? look through his team history starting around ~2019
big took him off the awp and were exclusively speaking german to each other and ignoring him by the end, chaos had issues with covid and visas, c0ntact was a trial and didn't have him awping, movistar parted amicably (could swap to spanish with sunpayus), fnatic put him on a team with someone who had like a decade long feud with him and got him cut behind his back, he bounces around on mixes, gets onto itb and the owner is a gambling addict who spends all their wages
>>1846820if I had to spend that long with jerms I'd probably kill myself
>>1846243shroud is the biggest sellout I have ever seen. Dude does ANYTHING for money.
>>1846787>just let them control the narrative bro
>>1846836I am a Knight of 4Chan. My S(Words) will drive these liars out and fix this narrative! Hear my Battle Cry of Truth, read my posts!
>>1846824>if I had to spend that long with jerms I'd probably kill myselfi was moreso talking about fnatic
everyone thought brollan left fnatic because he wanted to speak swedish again but it was really because of smooya and alex hating each other to the point where they were forced to speak to each other by management
lil bro(llan) got britbong fatigue
>>1846845why are bongs so insufferable?
how many more seasons are we gonna have to wait for map changes?
both players and viewers agree that this map pool is ass
>>1846845this kinda proves my point, alex was unprofessional after years of being normal in better circumstances, there's no reason smooya couldn't be. also alex retired like 2 months later anyway, and fnatic only just found a competent awper after 12 tries
sauce on them being forced to talk by management?
>>1846864idk but brollan and mezii are still on good terms so i guess #NotAllBongs
>>1846866-mirage next week
>>1846871putting it all on alex when smooya is to this day (25 btw) acting like a teenager is kinda laughable. not saying alex couldn't have been immature too but come on
>sauce on them being forced to talk by management?https://youtu.be/PZ3_94KWMkQ
>>1846879all slavic players in shambles
donk started playing faceit again after several weeks not playing
>>1846882Doing meetings like this sounds dumb, but he has to understand what's actually asked of him is that he's at least somewhat friendly with his teammates?
My guess is that he was acting like such a bitch that this was some type of last resort to try to deal with it.
>>1846882how did you possibly get "alex is 100% culpable" from reading my post
>acting like a teenagerI asked what else he did, and no one had an answer. I don't really care if he begs for attention on stream/social media, he's soft blackballed and trying to make money
>>1846899He was constantly a cunt towards people in general.
>>1846893>but he has to understand what's actually asked of him is that he's at least somewhat friendly with his teammates?people like him don't have that kind of self-awareness
don't get me wrong, i don't hate smooya though. i actually kind of like him. he's like jL (has a gargantuan ego and thinks he's better than he actually is) but plays into it instead of trying to hide it, which (unlike jL's approach) is charming and funny
>>1846894donk665 was taken
>>1846903he was on itb for like a year recently and nothing came out about it
>>1846899>how did you possibly get "alex is 100% culpable" from reading my postesl moment from me maybe
>I asked what else he did, and no one had an answerthis
>>1846903>>1846909perhaps he's actually learned from his past experiences and matured a bit
>>1846905nope, just above the age of 18
>>1846910the point of the post was that it's easier to be a professional in a team where you aren't paired up with a mortal enemy
regarless I do give alex more than 50% of the blame because he and keita built that team, and then he failed as a leader
>>1846916>the point of the post was that it's easier to be a professional in a team where you aren't paired up with a mortal enemyoh, gotcha
i think it was probably a constant clash of egos where smooya felt he had better ideas than alex. in his own words, smooya's previous team mates bent over backwards and gave him everything so that probably shaped his mindset in a certain way, whether he was aware of it or not
>jks’s M4 Spray Control Was Insane
lmao this nigger does nothing but glaze jks
>retard discovers clickbait
>>1846943how?
im not going to watch it either way.
>>18469392019 jks was different bro
>>1846945Yet you still shared it.
https://www.hltv.org/news/42118/where-are-they-now-deadfox
i like these articles
>>1847016weird that he has ukrainian flag on the jersey
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>>1847019hltv is confused in the comments of the article, assume it's cause the org was ukrainian
and reddit was confused 8 years ago, as it's on the front in this pic too
Is G2 so ashamed of their Snax replacement that their dragging out announcing it? It can't be that bad right?
>>1847027they're ashamed that despite their efforts, snax is still going to be there
>>1847029the situation (not the player, cause they probably tried and couldn't get him)
>>1847025>assume it's cause the org was ukrainianbut his teammates doesn't have ukrainian flag in that picture
it might've just been a mistake when making the jersey
Seriously though. If G2 wanted to have a little video instead of just a text post announcing their new players that doesn't take forever either. These video typically aren't high effort. GL probably got theirs done in less than half a day.
https://xcancel.com/GamerLegion/status/1942947467676316021#m
american hours are over now, right? it's safe to post again?
>>1847052Nobody cares about you Australians.
I just remembered that jimphat rejected vitality and falcons and got exposed as a gooner.
OOF
Why would he sign with NIP if he had an offer from G2? As far as I know NIP got AUE investment so they can probably compete with G2 in terms of salary but surely a sAw run G2 is a much more attractive project to join?
>>1847077is g2 offer confirmed?
>>1847078Not officially.
https://www.hltv.org/news/42045/sources-g2-seek-snax-replacement-as-hunter-targets-igl-role
chrisjoint is streaming female cs lmao
https://www.hltv.org/news/42148/nip-bench-arrozdoce-xkacpersky-joins-on-loan
???
>>1847091>make a good run at cologne with your countrymen>you take the money to go play euro t2 (where you already were) and the roster dissolves>struggle in eu t2 and get benchedshould've stayed in portugal
>>1847110I don't care about the loan. I find it more interesting that ENCE is pimping out xKacpersky instead of selling him. Maybe they're thinking they can use this to showcase him in higher tier lans and get more buyout later?
watch
https://youtu.be/4pmqBvLs2oU
So sn0x stays this season?
omg I love this game! The story is well written, the characters are likable and the gameplay is fun!
>>1847123yes, he's gonna sabotage sAw and make malbs play even worse
>>1847123No. G2 probably signed the replacement last minute and want to film something to announce it.
>>1847124this is not a thread regarding final fantasy tactics advance
What if s1mple isn't joining FaZe because G2 bought his contract?
>>1847096I'll take the PS5 tyvm
>>1847155But they already have an awper?
>>1846882lmao that's hilarious
>>18468891 whole game, the female touch has taken hold of him
>>1847155if navi keeps im over bringing simple over surely that indicates to other teams that simple might be a bit of a hot potato
like how many players are gonna be happy to get that amount of russian accent toxicity into their lives?
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anyone watching this?
https://www.douyu.com/topic/yqlcs2?rid=601514&dyshid=0-
>>1847186is this live? because i watched faceit video with monesy and kyousuke and i think kyouuske asked monesy if he was back from china and he said yes?
>>1847175>simple might be a bit of a hot potatoI don't think he's a hot potato but if b1ad3 doesn't see him fit into the team they definitely want to sell him instead of letting the contract run out all the while still paying him. Because if G2's fifth man isn't s1mple there's nobody left to buy him that s1mple would agree to. And who knows if he would even consider joining G2 if it was offered. He joined FaZe because he respects karrigan and rain and has history with EliGE. He might have similar respect for huNter- but aside from that I'm not so sure that G2 has anything to entice him other than money.
>>1847186Damn NiKo and m0NESY already playing retirement matches?
>>1847186aint no way the retards are losing to tyloo lmao
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S1mplebros...we are literal sissies now wtf...
I'm so starved I'm watching a showmatch, I'll say they got impressive production values at least, good observing and instant replays when they miss something, which has been a big fucking problem in esl/blast events you only ever get the observer pov even in replays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og30issEJi4
>>1847244OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
Badly translated chinese chat kinda funny doe
>>1847186Why is that Russian flag not censored? Why are Russians not banned from international E-Sports competitions?
Alright, someone who's not retarded make a real new thread
>>1847277only the jobless retard that keeps baking has time to watch+spam the image limit and make his dumb generals
>>1847244perfecto (the name, not the player)