Thread 1842451

Vengeance Campaign edition

>Vengeance Campaign returns
https://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/news/post/68369

>Crown Store Showcase - July 2025
https://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/news/post/68371

>Update 47 preview on PTS
https://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/news/post/68403

>Elder Thread
>>1809650

>ESO Server Status
https://esoserverstatus.net

>Latest ESO Live
twitch.tv/bethesda

>Places to Buy/Recommended Addons/Assorted Links/Tweaks
pastebin.com/BuD9GaGX
- There are occasionally Free Play Events for prospective new players.

>UI Addons
esoui.com
minion.gg

>/tesog/ Guilds
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Or post your @username/platform/location here.

>Do I need to subscribe?
Optional, with largest benefits being access to all DLC (but NOT Gold Road), cash shop currency on sub start/renewal, and the Craft Bag (can save your characters a ton of space).

>Which faction should I choose?
Want to PVP in Cyrodiil with friends? Make sure you're in the same faction. Otherwise, doesn't matter.

>Where should I begin normal questing?
Check out the OG beginner stuff, first: go to Port Hunding, Khenarthi's Roost, or Bleakrock.

>Pledge/Trial Calendar
benevolentbowd.ca/calendar/eso-pledge-calendar-en/

>DLC Chronological order flowchart
https://imgur.com/a/1FqzvH1

>The More You Know
- Level Rewards give you tons of stuff along the way, including a free mount at level 10.
- You need to be at least CP300 to queue for vet DLC dungeons.

it's over
ESO will reach EOS by 2027, thanks to microsoft

how do I get off starter island?

returningfag here, so much stuff got added since i last played and im starting over
any power leveling guides to hit 50 as fast as possible (so i can start actually playing the game) or do you just wander and do quests in each zone?

>>1842519
Will they add LLM enabled AI companions before EOS?

Okay so in order to do master writ I need the silent sentinel style which is locked behind the Gold Road dlc. Is this the norm for master writs? Or can I just buy that style from a guild store?

>bought the game two days ago
>already at level 30
>max level is 50
I didn’t even finish the main quest into just fucking around around Tamriel, is this shit like guild wars where levels don’t actually matter

>>1842612
>buy
Yes
>>1842639
>levels don’t actually matter
Absolutely

>>1842519
don't cry because it's over
smile because it happened

How do you trade items with people without getting scammed?

If khajiit were real I would roll a ball of yarn in front of them to see if they chase it.

>banker assistant 15% off
>still more than twice as expensive as a dlc
I don't understand

>>1842841
[hand rubbing intensifies]

>>1842639
They don't matter for overland questing. For any actual difficult content they do.
Level 50 isn't even max. Level 50, Champion Points 160 is where armor/weapons stop scaling.

CP 500-1000 is considered the norm for Veteran Trials and whatnot

>>1842536
just use a wayshrine

what the fuck is his problem

>he’s not an arcanist or nightblade
lmao why even bother playing, subclasses have ruined the game

>>1843058
what do you mean? what's wrong with not being arcanist or nightblade?

>>1843058
I'm having fun playing as an elementalist

Just bought 5000 crowns to support the devs! Who’s with me?

>>1843141
Should I buy crowns with gold

>>1843141
>t. Gina

>>1843177
yes, but you need a lot of gold for that

>another maintenance scheduled
why??

Hard pill to swallow: ESO's main quest is far superior to Skyrim's main quest

>>1843308
Here's the real blackpill;
ESO has more interesting writing than the majority of TES games. It's just trapped in a shitty MMO

Morrowind>Oblivion>>>ESO>Redguard=Skyrim

>>1843348
Nah, most of the quests are extremely shitty, there are only some pearls

>>1843351
wrong
Oblivion > Skyrim ≥ ESO > Daggerfall & Arena >>>>> Morrowind

>>1843299
getting ready to flip the crossplay switch

>>1843308
>>1843348
I agree, but that's not much of an accomplishment lol

>>1843408
Remember that TES VI will be even worse

>someone bought all the FG citations off the trader
>including the one some delusional fuck put up for 400k
>mine was 30k
uninstalling as we speak

>30 minute queue for a DLC dungeon nobody runs
>3 other party members are completely retarded and it takes another 30m to complete

>>1843452
7 will be even worse than 6 but it’s okay because 7 will not be released in our lifetime. Maybe our children great grand children might get to see Elder Scrolls 7 release

Just started ESO why is everyone so mean? On Reddit, we have Rule 1 Be Kind. Can we petition ZOS to add an hug emote to counter toxicity?

>>1843634
sorry bro they can't add any new animations cuz the last gen consoles are out of ram
or something like that

>>1843308
Not hard at all. Skyrim's mq was the weakest of the series by far. The only thing it had going for it was the political backdrop with the Thalmor that doesn't even pay off in the game itself, the civil war was half-baked and the dragons were a joke.

Veteran overland difficulty when? I genuinely can't be bothered to login anymore without it. Especially after my DPS quadrupled with subclassing.

>>1843800
Soon™

why does this game choke the fuck out of my system when I load in, but then uses less than 15% of my system resources during normal gameplay?

>>1842451 (OP)
>>Do I need to subscribe?
>Optional, with largest benefits being access to all DLC (but NOT Gold Road) [...]
Optional, with largest benefits being access to all DLC (but NOT the 2025 Content Pass/Solstice), cash shop currency on sub start/renewal, and the Craft Bag (can save your characters a ton of space).

Just bought skyrim anniversary edition. What am I in for? How do I get green beam

A scrying and fishing are the most fun parts of the game.

>>1844133
What do you most enjoy about staring at a 3-pixel wide rod and waiting for it to wiggle so you can press E twice?

>>1844134
It’s relaxing and i immerse myself in the atmosphere of the game and notice little details and sounds I normally would not. I also like fishing irl

why can't this community convince the devs to do maintenances before and after rather than during events

bak up, if you want to get one last trio of tickets.

>5 minute craglorn loading screen
>5 minutes for fasaria to spawn
Can't they put these fucks in faction capitals

>>1843800
>Veteran overland difficulty when?
>Yes doood I want to spend 60 seconds killing two mobs when I have to kill thirty mob packs in a single delve so that one zone takes a month to complete and im totally not going to just run past everything like usual!!!

What you really want is harder bosses. Anyone who claims they want harder overland is a fucking liar

>>1844257
I remember when the game first came out the world bosses were extremely easy. They made them much harder now

>>1844257
>nooo my heckin comfy walking sim
Most trash dies in one or two seconds and the chunkier ones are lucky to last ten. Health hikes wouldn't be that tedious unless they go completely nuts and multiply them by 10x, which seems unlikely. Its probably going to be a slider or customizable in some other way anyway, not just one big jump from braindead to ballbusting.

I wish there was an option to disable warden bears and sorc pets. I hate looking at them

>>1844471
I wish I could have a warden wolf

monkey check
post monkey

How to make ESO 5000 times better
>remove all pets including combat ones from the game
>remove any cosmetics that have a glowing effect from the game
>remove 90% of the mounts except for the normal ones like horses and guar
>drastically tone down the amount of magical effects

>>1844602
Also I forgot to add reduce the movement speed by 50%

>>1844602
>How to make ESO 5000 times better
>Make it bland and dull

>>1844602
Your immersion isn't enhanced by the average character looking like this? Tough luck chud, get with the times and buy the radiant apex twerking idle

>>1844602
>remove stuff
how about no

>>1844621
Yes

Idk anything about builds. Are these good? I’ve been playing like this a long time

He's Back!

>>1844927
I hope they fixed other WBs as well

How tf do you unlock hide shoulders?

>>1844942
you buy it from the impresario's assistant for 5 event tickets
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:Philius_Dormier

>>1844947
I didnt see them at the Zenithar event

>>1844912
>non-meta
Enjoy catching the boot, next youre gonna say you aren’t a dark elf

>>1844964
You're looking for this nigga

>>1844964
He’s in Solitude. Always, every time of year, for some reason. He’s still there now.

How to fix Arc
>change Banner class mastery to bonus damage for active crux
>uncap beam targets, reduce base damage, increase crux scaling
>when cast without crux, beam behaves as normal but with damage in line with other AoE options
>when consuming crux, beam deals about the same damage as it does now, but no longer penetrates past the first target
How to fix Necro
>do charity stream where you donate to fire paintballs at the devs responsible for GLS
>buff fucking everything
>hire someone without brain damage to verify that the passives work on their own skills
>rework Siphon into some kind of self-spreading plague effect because the corpse laser is a buggy eyesore
>add Daggerfall skeleton sounds to blastbones

I love how you cannot search for the name of a guild for some reason. Excellent

>>1844602
I am a Wizard

>>1845077
small indie studio pls understand

>>1842519
good. game is dogshit.

>>1844257
I want veteran overland but I want it to be as interesting and in-depth as the LOTRO one, and of course, as a toggle so you can satisfy both sides.
One-shotting everything and every incursion/world boss being soloable gets boring after a few minutes

>>1844257
>What you really want is harder bosses. Anyone who claims they want harder overland is a fucking liar
No. I want veteran overland so I can take my time questing. I'm doing 160K damage with my Arcanist and it's impossible to experience story when I'm killing everything as soon as I look at it.
>>1845342
based lotro enjoyer

What’s the deal with perfect roe?
You mean to tell me the rarest, most valuable cooking ingredient comes from fishing? What’s the deal with that? Why can’t I just buy it? Oh wait, I can for 50,000 gold. What’s the deal with fish eggs being worth more than actual armor?

>>1845524
the thing is very rare
you can fillet 200 fish and not get a single roe from it

>>1845524
forgot to mention, fishing is a tedious task and nobody does it

>>1845551
only for consoles this time

>you can't solo it because... you just cant ok, ill make the boss stunlock and kill you if you dont invite timmy to right and left click one time in the dungeon run
stellar game design, really enjoying the multiplayer aspects

>>1845726
>i-is that actual group content IN MY MASSIVELY MULTIPLAYER ROLEPLAYING GAME?!
eso players are such trash

>>1845730
>aaahh i'm so lonely, no one will play with me of their own volition, please zothesda make mobs unkillable unless 2 different color arcanist beams are directed at them
i'd be fine with group content if the content was not such dogshit that
1. no other player wants to do it
2. if i did find people to carry me through the one (1) stunlock they'd skip 90% of the dungeon

>>1845726
try with psijic ult?

How jewish are you when selling with your guild store?

>>1845747
i don't play this garbage game i'm just here to make fun of you retards who waste your time on it.

>>1845815
Not very. I'm mostly just trying to make some money off random shit I find, not play babies first stock market simulator for monopoly money.

If there's a ton of listings I'll sell below market value to get rid of it quick. Like 10-15% under. If there's very few of the items I'll usually stay at value or even go high.

It also sometimes depends on the item. I got one of those gold Scripts from a delve. It was valued at 1mil, but the 8 other listings had been up for more than two weeks each. So I just put it up for like 750k and it sold in a few days.
Shit is only as valuable as long as there's a demand for it

>more nerfs thanks to pvp
very cool

>>1846539
overworld will finally be difficult once all abilities are nerfed into uselessness and mob hp is increased 3x
trust the plan

>>1846539
cyrodiil should be reworked into a pve zone

cyrodiil should be reworked into a pve zone

>>1846580
>>1846574
cyrodiil should be reworked into a pve zone

Elsweyr should be reworked into a PvP zone

>>1846606
>turning an ERP zone to a PVP zone
this isn't going to go the way you think

>>1844524
He will remain in my inventory forever because pets are lame and the monkey is one of the lamer ones

new datamine:
Winterhold & return of Abnur Tharn next year

>>1847024
that's bullshit but I believe it

Scribing is now free for everyone

The golden shower gives you 2 Flame Atronach crates for claiming 10 daily login rewards. When was the last time, December?

playing this game made me trans

what the fuck is solstice. who asked for this

>zos wants you to complete the scribing quests for the pursuits
>already done them, therefore I cannot complete them again
I don't think these people play their own game.

Will this work? I asked DeepSeek to make me the most cancerous pvp build

>>1847735
you only have one character?

>>1847786
Hi :3

>>1847789
Yes, and it's the best one.

Ja'khajiit raz
Buy or skip?

>>1847887
skip
non-combat pets are useless

Are oakensoul builds always strictly inferior? If so by how much?

Is the pts crown store full of random shit or is it indicative of returning items?

Netch > indrik, gryphon, dragon

>>1847735
The quest pursuits are for people just now getting it for free, not you. Look at the other pursuits, you'll easily progress them because you're already getting ink/grimoire drops from everything and presumably have skills unlocked and ready for the healing/damage pursuits, while the new people can't even start on those yet.

slaughter all argonians

>>1848731
Wtf, what they done?

>>1848731
Last time grey skins tried that they got destroyed lol

This thread is dead but if you post more than like once a day you get banned for spamming

>>1849591
false

>teleport home
>teleport to a preview house
>exit preview house
>get thrown back where you were before recalling home
Why did I never try this before

>>1849110
Not really. Dunmer got suckerpunched at their weakest moment and still drove out the invaders.

Why do so many fucking old people play this game go home to your family

>>1850035
what is wrong with old people playing this game?

>>1850035
I play it with my 5 year old

>>1850035
their families are DEAD or don't visit have some sympathy for all the burnout losers, it might be you some day

>>1850035
30 is not old!

I just went back to playing the ps4 version. Wow the graphics look horrible and it runs at about 1/2 the speed of the ps5. Weird how they can make those two speeds work on the same server

long awaited lanklet wisteria at ZANIL THERAN

>>1850179
there is no correlation between rendering performance and server connection

The achievement journal is literally the worst thing ever. Just a never ending list of achievements. No search function or tracking ability. How are you supposed to find the achievement you want. This is one of the worst interfaces I’ve ever seen

>>1850261
thanks for the heads up, looks nice as a creeping vine for pillars

I really wish they would put more personalities in the game. That is one of the best features they added.

>>1850591
It's a really cool feature but I really want subtler ones. Most of the available ones are too cringe to use. Like the arms crossed at chin level neutral pose, constant ADHD fidgeting with a knife, the scholar personality never putting the book down for a second, sad personality bawling nonstop.

>>1850598
I would like to priest one who prays. Also a skooma addict one

Best song in the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnRk2x-KI68

>>1850716
You did something wrong, I opened this and it wasn't Anequina Beckons or Northpoint Nocturne

>>1850716
For me its the Eastmarch theme

https://youtu.be/XHjf-I0_Rz8?si=TzFCTaByISVWT5lP

Why do mounts feel so different? Is it really only the animations? I swear horses slow down for a second after every jump.

before i die, please, bloodmoon in eso
no i will not just run wolfhunter dungeons

>>1850914
I should be the animations only. every mount have the same speed

>>1850968
there's not much to Solstheim in the second era.
skaal village, some goblins and nothing else

>>1851291
>Skaal village and/or Raven Rock (you know they would) as quest hubs
>good enemy variety with animals, Udyrfryktes, grahl, rieklings, witches, reavers, werebeasts, and draugr
>could also have 2e specific problems like sea giants or kamal holdouts
>island is fairly small, so they could use the Hunting Grounds as the p2 location or have Solstheim be the p2 to something like Winterhold
>wouldn't require many new assets
I think they're more likely to keep making up archipelagos of new hodgepodge bullshit, but Solstheim probably isn't off the table.

just started playing again and I have 7300 crowns sitting around from way back when, what is the best way to use them if I currently have eso plus

If you have less than 3000cp watch your tone when you speak to me

>>1851605
you don't have 3000cp

>>1851521
meanwhile sheogorad is still inaccessible

>>1851682
>>1851769

absolute kino questline

I think there is a bug on the PlayStation version where saltwater bait is extremely rare. Zombies and alchemy plants only drop them maybe 5% of the time. Looting the entire bright throat village will only get you like 10 worms. Meanwhile I have like 1000 crawlers and insect parts but 0 worms left. There are no guild traders who sell them

Does it work on steam deck ? Why the game is 150 go though ?

I love interracial couples in eso

>>1852204
I like how half the characters basically say “I’m gay” for literally no reason.

Guy: “thank you for completing my quest. I can’t wait to tell my husband.”

Okay so he’s a fag. Why did he need to tell me this? And this happens like all the time in the game. In reality these cultures would probably be very conservative if they existed irl. They are based off ancient cultures that actually existed.

The good thing about argonian cloacas is that you can fuck a male or female and it's still pretty much the same feeling!

>>1852192
it works. you can shave 25 gigs off by deleting vo_de and vo_fr, if it still installs the german and french voices by default.

>>1852224
They made the Argonians able to change gender but this actually makes sense with science because real reptiles can change their gender. However this is different from a human transgender because reptiles actually biologically change gender whereas human trans get surgery and are still the same gender biologically.

>>1852314
It's weird but this lore-accurate trannyfication does not make me piss and shit my pants, however the other elves like Alchemy and Trannyrin trannyfying themselves does.

I'd date a "turned" argonian but not a tranny elf.

>>1852419
>Trannyrin trannyfying themselves
What does she do?

>Imagine your argonian buddy is now an argonian gal and she is very into you
HnNnnnnnnngh

>>1852222
TES6 will have a 90% homossexual cast

>>1852222
t. Beige wifeguy

The tiger girl in the Murkmire outlaws refuge is so hot.

>>1852222
Because ESO and MMOs in general are a breeding grounds for fags and trannies, and fags and trannies are the most likely to dump money on skins

>>1852894
so why almost every game targeted at those freaks doesn't do well?

>>1852978
Because that audience is small. TES is successful because it caters to normies, lore autists, gays, trannies, feminists, furries, etc, at the same time.
There's a minority that gets fixated on one aspect they don't like but most people only see the shit they do want and circlejerk over that instead.

another golden pursuit done

mirri's mirris

Is it worth doing this scribing stuff? I did the first aspect or whatever you call it because golden pursuit seemed to push me in that direction, but golden pursuit is done and I'm not sure if I'm actually gonna want to use scribed skills based on what I've seen.

>>1850041
>exposing your young child to a game that features and glorifies trannies and faggots
great job, dad

not buying dlc not playing battlegrounds stop spamming me with banners i will stop logging in nigger

Naryu my beloved...

Good evening

I love khajiit women

>>1853850
scribing skills are useful to complement anything your build is missing

>>1854096
trash taste if I'm honest

>>1854056
Whatever. Even the Disney movies have trannies and faggots now. We gotta accommodate for the times.

trying to figure out this oakensoul build i want to try, heres what I got so far -
1. stone giant
2. aoe reverse slash
3. petrify with heal (for helping hands)
4. double breach shulk
5. +damage bird
6. bear
this is just earthen heart and animal companions, what class do i add for the third? need to have great standalone passives preferably to help with healing. or if anyone can think of a better way to refine what I have here, technically the bird is flexible but that would be the first thing to go if I needed to slot in major protection. im a 2h dk.

>still no magicless class in 2025 the year of our lord
I dont want to play as a faggot larping as a dragon, i dont want to play as some idiotic daedric summoner, i dont want to play as a sithis gayboy, I want to play as a dude with a fucking sword and shield who hits people with it

>>1854543
>I want to play as a shiny npc waaah

>>1854544
Except you already play as a shiny NPC since 90% of them use player abilities but cooler looking, gaylord.

>>1854543
but magic(k) is fun

>>1854544
yes. thanks to subclassing and scribing I can finally play as a plain old magic user
a generic fighter should be possible as well

>>1854613
lmao fag

>>1854613
he should be a companion

>>1854613
based lore friendly

>>1854543
Out of curiosity, what is your cutoff for "magic"? Is Volley magic because of the amount of arrows fired? Is Defensive Posture magic because it gives you a damage shield? Is blocking magic because it conjures a block sigil in front of you?

>>1842451 (OP)
Just came back after 4 years. What the fuck is this subclassing shit? So horrible. I give it another month before they completely nerf it to the point of no one using them.

>>1854964
you're two months late
they nerfed everything the same patch subclasses were introduced

>>1854970
Everyone in Cyrodiil is a tanking healer that just jumps around due to subclassing. Fucking gay.

Rate my kinohut

>>1854975
and my lore-friendly kinoden

>>1854975
Very cool sir

>companions can't wear IA styles of their own class
gayest shit

My curvy Khajiit fell on Vivec and he fucking died!!

>>1852294
Still need a lot of space

>>1854395
You might as well try 1.5 bar build with banner and different mythic, velothi or harpoon, or Mset only
1. Stone giant
2. Hurricane(flex)
3. Growing Swarm
1. Stampede or Razor Caltrops
2. Barbed Trap(flex)
3. Bull netch, or critical surge for extra heals
Banner, bear, camo on both

Is any part of the warden class optimal or should I reroll?

>>1855689
Whatever you pick, the meta will be different in a few months. Just use what you find fun or cool, every class could do vet content even before you could grab the two hottest skill lines to boost your dps

>>1855689
The animal companions skill line is pretty good, but I’m not too familiar with the meta

Is there any other skill like puncturing sweep besides arcanist beam? (Aoe, spammable, healing in one attack)

>someone whispers to me right before i hit travel
>5 minute loading screen
>lost lobby connection
now i'll never know

This game is shit. The only way to improve it is to make it offline single-player with a modkit/dev console, co-op mode upto 8 players, and optional multiplayer for those who really are desperate for pvp.

Why do boomers obsess over Morrowind so much? You know what I think Morrowind sucks. The graphics look terrible. I remember when it first came out I thought the graphics looked bad. We already had like Halo at the time. I also remembered thinking the animations looked terrible and wondered why the characters did not have full voice acting. The game just sucks from a technical point t of view even for it’s time.

>>1856198
I don't see any problems with the graphics or the lack of voice acting, my issue with morrowind is that the game is just not fun.
I have 12 hours registered on it on steam, 6 hours learning how to play the game and the other 6 was modding it to make it fun. I was not able to make morrowind fun

>>1856233
I remember I played it for like 2 hours. Not being able to hit an enemy with right in front of you with a sword 9/10 times is retarded.

>>1856237
yea, because the combat is based on dice rolls, and that's really fucking retarded

>>1856242
Also notice n64 games even aged better. Ocarina of Time holds up better than Morrowind even in graphics and animations lmao

>>1856242
Imagine if ESO had crit and proc chance and statuses that affected your rolls.

Morrowind is fine, it gets better when you've mitigated the dice rolls

>join pvp just to get a quest done
>literally insta-killed
>every single person is spamming tentacles with assassination
remind me why literally anyone plays this dogshit again

>>1856198
Because the sequels shit the bed. Most morrowboomers have no trouble admitting the technical side is a mess with tons of room for improvement, but it still had an interesting world you could lose yourself in for hours if you worked past the jank. Then Oblivion comes out with the most generic looking world imaginable, barely improves the gameplay, "fixes" things by cutting out options, and introduces a whole host of new problems (health sponges, too few VAs, level scaling), and Skyrim wasn't much better (even worse in some parts) so people look back on MW more fondly that it would deserve in a vacuum.

>>1856198
It was a fascinating world in a way that the other games' worlds weren't. Strange and yet familiar.

>>1856310
oblivion has awesome quest writing though
morrowind wins for lore and dialogue writing, but oblivion has quests that are actually meant to be interesting and fantastic and fun

>>1856339
True, but that was pretty much the only area where it shined over MW. And it was apparently a fluke because Skyrim's weren't nearly as good, especially the faction lines.

>>1856182
that's retarded in every conceivable way. either the quests are good or they aren't. what the fuck do you care if you have to be online?

I think the economy is going to tank again

>>1856430
it's really slow today, but i think it's because guild traders changed

>>1856444
the ghost of scribing is back, soon nobody will have gold to spend on guild traders

What weapon/armor type for Zerith Var?

>>1856799
give him a kevlar vest and a FN FAL

>>1856869
I wish.

So is this game legit dead? I just came back and I'm sure these threads used to move a lot quicker.

what are the most important equipment traits to learn first so i dont screw myself with the dogshit research system

>>1856974
nothing to talk about desu

>>1856988
Divines. And then whatever.

>>1856988
divines
sharpened
infused

also we should make a guild, bros

>>1856988
Lmao when it takes a month to research something

Anyone else like it when you walk up to another player and they move sporadically. Like you can just feel the awkward energy.

Pacrooti was the best character in the game before they just made him shill loot boxes https://imgur.com/a/pacrooti-mG7x7#0

>>1857063
Yeah, but it's kind of annoying to me that 99.9% of players are complete NPCs. Won't do emotes back to you and won't respond in chat. Unless you flagrantly insult them or steal a node / chest from under them, anyway.

Why do women not respect lore? A TV, really?

>>1857249
That's nyot a TV, anyon.

>>1856198
>hurr durr muh graphiXXX I need le RTXXXXX GOYSLOPVIDIA EXXXPERIENCE
>hurr durr muh VoIcE aCtInG I caNnOt ReAd

>>1857253
and this is not a coffee maker, faucet or toaster

>>1857258
kino

>>1856974
Thread is a lot deader than the game.

>>1857291
/vm/ is a dead board as it is

>>1857296
based
probably removed because it offended a fat dyke

ESO player NPC-core
>all lowercase name
>name with "the" capitalized, e.g. "Johann The Nord"
>any female name
>all lowercase name
>no space in name when one would be appropriate
>name referencing other fantasy titles
>any latino-sounding name
>roleplayer powergaming name, e.g. "Emperor ___ Septim"
>not following in-lore naming conventions, e.g. Imperial sounding name on an Argonian
>random punctuation in order to get past a taken name
if you have any of these, you are not gonna make it

>>1857351
>not following in-lore naming conventions, e.g. Imperial sounding name on an Argonian
To be fair, those could be doing a Brand-Shei style backstory.

>>1857403
fair. i just assume everyone out there is a retard.

>>1857249
Let them play doll house for hags, incel chud

>>1857351
>>not following in-lore naming conventions, e.g. Imperial sounding name on an Argonian

they had roman-esq names in Arena funnily enough

>>1856988
divines, training and reinforced for armor
precise, sharpened and training for weapons

>>1857258
advanced dwaven tecnology

>Get Gaem
>Try out 3 characters
>Different classes, different factions
>Finish each Faction story but don't enjoy the classes
>DLC classes look stupid
>Suck it up, choose my first character to main
>Do Cadwells Silver / Gold on him with 100% base game zone completion
>100% about half the DLCs
>Max out Riding
>Max out crafting/research
>Still not really having fun but whatever
>Subclassing happens
>Decide to buy Necromancer to subclass a few of it's abilities
>Have a ton of fun playing it
>Create a Necromancer, get him to 50, loving the class
>Want to make him my main
>Cannot get past the autistic idea that I have to 100% everything all over again to have clean, completed zones
>Will literally kill myself of boredom if I force myself to do it
>Will probably take another 100 hours at least
>Refuse to continue playing new content until I re-do everything

Thanks for reading my blog, going to jump off a cliff now

>>1857586
yUP, literally me

>>1857586
there's so much content, i don't know why you think that you need to 100% it. i got 3 alts to 50 doing completely different batches of quests. and i don't even have any DLC past Summerset.

I want Greymoor for scrying and also I just love Nord quests. Is there a cheap way to get it without spending $30 on crowns?

>>1857351
I forget what game/general, but there was a collage of all the dogshit names in it.
We should do that for ESO

>>1857586
The game takes like 5000 hours to 100%. Trying to 100% an MMO is kind of retarded.

>>1857648
You can get ESO plus to get Greymoor

>>1857659
Maybe Everquest?
Also, yes we should.

all redpilled EP players, add me and come visit my cozy house. @white-run

Why stick with this retarded name long enough to get 400 members? They are constantly spamming every zone I'm in too.

>>1857773
EU? never heard of that guild
pic rel has been an annoyance on NA for years

>>1857258
heh I took a screenshot of that too

>>1857777
NA. Funny enough, I've never seen that guild.

What's the point of buying anything in this game if they just release it for free a later point without any consolidation for early buyers? Morrowind is free, Imperial City is free. Scribing, too? I feel scammed for having bought this in 2014.

>>1857789
>DLC is made free after 8 years
>This is bad

>>1857789
more players having access to content is not a bad thing

>>1857792
The bad is part is me losing money because I could've waited if I knew. And what what about Scribing? That's one year.
>>1857793
The bad part is buying the game in 2014, later see every new player get more content for less (since Morrowind became part of the standard edition) while you get fuck all until you pay again or wait until 2022 after they've finally decided to give it to you fo free when you've probably already paid for it.
Everythign about this is despicable. We should've at least gotten the crowns worth as a compensation.

>>1857798
you got to play said content before the new players, and there is value in that
also, just like >>1857792 said
>DLC is made free after 8 years

>>1857798
comparison is the thief of joy

me and babe chillin in the crib

I got the Elsweyr Chapter in 2018 or so. What's the smartest way to buy the content? The Premium Content Pass? Buying crowns at a discount and then buying the DLC at a discount? No, I'm not interested in the subscription.

>>1857823
yeah that's the gameplan but you could be waiting years to get all the DLC dungeon/zone bundles on sale

>>1857798
Scribing going free that quickly was an outlier they probably won't repeat.

>>1857798
literally everything becomes cheaper the longer it's been out bro

>>1857814
I remember when game first came out. Lyris is the first character you meet. I was like “woah wtf I made my character way too short better remake my character again”

PAYDAY LETS ROLL

Holy fucking shit, do not install this game in an existing folder. I repeat DO NOT INSTALL THIS GAME IN AN EXISTING FOLDER because the uninstall.exe will just wipe everything regardless if it's ESO or not. I wanted to install and then saw it didn't create a subfolder when I changed the location and started to install. So I just hit uninstall.exe and it just wiped everything I had in my Games folder (my install path). I never had this happen before.

>>1857924
Thankfully it only deleted mostly mmos but holy fucking shit, i saw people's posts from 2014 lameting their loss of personal files. It just erased them.

>>1857924
big W for the steam client

All right faggots help me build my Chad Knight Mundane(ish) Adventurer. So far I'm thinking,


>1H Shield
Shield Throw, Soul Burst, Barbed Trap, Resolving Vigor, Defense Posture - Flawless Dawnbreaker
>Bow
Venom Arrow, Endless Hail, Torch Bearer, Structured Entropy

Shield Throw will have Resolve. Soul Burst w/ Class Mastery + Pull. Trap gives Force, and it +Dawnbreaker boost Fighters passive. Vigor + Posture for healing/shields.
On BB, DoT, AoE, Torch will have Breach, Entropy for HoT.
I need a 5th backbar skill and ulti still.

>>1858018
I would just move trap to back and then use the 1h double breach if you are committed to snb

>>1857882
yeah, it's kind of weird. but she is part-giant. even though her face is better than the average nord, and she doesn't have an accent. lazy writing i think. of course they have her get blacked.

What is the point of having the enemies follow you a distance then running away as soon as you hit them a single time? Seems like the most retarded game design choice. It’s like made to be as annoying as possible

I love a crying and fishing. Those are my two favorite things in the game. I hate dungeons, trials, and events. Those are the worst part of the game

I like WBs. I bought a DLC I'd already finished on two characters because I liked the WB dailies. Every combat encounter other than WBs should be removed from the game and replaced with more WBs.

>>1858464
they are fun to solo

>>1857586
That's what happened to me when Necro came out years ago, used to be a Nightblade.
You just gotta suck it up and re-do everything like a man anon, the worst part is mount training and trait research.
I hope you haven't collected every motif like I had, that one hurt too.

>>1858428
based chill bro
I do wish they'd add some sort of minigame to fishing to make it less boring

Can the DDoS shit be true or was that an "ERM none of this is our fault, don't cancel your subscriptions" style statement?
Why would someone repeatedly DDoS some dying MMO's EU servers at 2 AM and 11 AM on weekdays

>>18585380
Could be bullshit to cover failing infrastructure, incompetent staff, or server space being reallocated for other projects, but it could also be true. It only takes one dude with dedication and a grudge.

>play 2 ToT games
>choose my decks
>other person chooses Eagle + Rahjin/Hlaalu
>they never buy a single card from their decks, or touch their patrons, just leech off my decks and lose horribly

These people are retarded man

>>1858425
agreed. how have they not fixed this?

>goes to Imperial City
>it's just a bunch of AD spics deathballing everyone

>>1857586
I started playing with some americans in 2015, they all ended up quitting pretty soon after. I pretty much sunk cost maxed until 2019 when I quit, since I didn't want to lose all my collections/crown shit/free shit when moving to eu. I just got back a few months ago, and I finally swallowed the pill. I lost 800 hours and a shit ton of random crap, but it was worth it, been having a blast replaying on eu, 100%ed up to blackwood so far.
TLDR: Swallow the sunk cost pill asap

>>1858634
glory to the metafag alliance

breaks all of the NPC naming rules

>>1858824
also every TOS naming rule

>>1858634
nice fiction. AD is the most incompetent alliance

I wanted to get back to Elder Scrolls. I have expansion up to Greymoore I think. How do I get newest expansions like Gold Road? Do I need to buy season pass or whatever? I want to try arcanist and scribing

>>1859005
see >>1847589
and for arcanist you need the necrom chapter, not gold road

>>1859005
2025 premium pass includes everything

anyone else seeing a surge in fake tanks?

The way scrying works is so weirdly designed. It feels like it was made by an ai or something

>>1859095
the minigame is retarded but the excavation part is cool

>does no damage with full gold armor and bow in PVP
>gets 1 shot by spics following a meta build
I'm fed up with this fucking game

>>1859055
Fake tanks that don't even deal damage
Healers that don't heal
Damage dealers dealing less damage than a healer

Random suck fat nigger cock
Thank Vivec I have friends
>>1857777
I've seen those faggots spamming invites, I join and then leave after 2 minutes for shits and giggles

>Veteran Vaults of Madness
>Tank + Healer q'd together
>Healer is 2000 CP but says 'im questing' and asks us to wait
>We wait, even though it's basically impossible to softlock the Vaults quest
>DK tank is slow as fuck and not using any kind of pull or chain
>Arcanist and I just walk ahead and blast through packs instantly without the tanks help
>Healer accidentally starts the Hard Mode version of the fight without checking
>We do absurd DPS and burn him before his mechanic anyway
>Literally mid fight the faggot ass healer is standing still typing all this shit out despite nobody else saying a word

Unsurprisingly was playing a female PC dressed as a retarded witch

>>1859167
How do you know they were Mexicans?

You really sit in queue for battlegrounds, accept the queue, sit in the battleground for 5 minutes and then it autoboots you out because it couldnt finish filling the match and you go back into queue huh. Is there anything about pvp that isnt complete trash?

>>1859194
sounds like a jeet

Julien Lefay has cancer. Think we'll get some kind of Julianos event to honor him when he passes?

>>1857798
>The bad is part is me losing money because I could've waited if I knew. And what what about Scribing? That's one year.
I honestly want to see how you navigate through life. Prime sucker energy.

>>1859474
Such a sexy netch

When can we expect to see the Content Pass go on sale?

>>1859637
Winter

>>1859642
Thank you, anon.

>>1859637
I remember previous chapters getting a 50% discount around october. don't know if they will keep doing that since chapters aren't a thing anymore

Why isn’t this thread on /vg/

>>1859900
Too slow.

>>1859900
/vg/ is a gacha board that video games generally can no longer survive on

Hi /v/ I just downloaded Elden Scroll Online for the PS5 because Final Fantasy XIV Dawntrail gave me brain damage.

If there’s anything to know before starting this game, send me an email or reply here. A Yotube video would be cool too.

I was watching videos of this game and the dungeons looked decent, whereas in Final Fantasy XIV the dungeons have been ass for 15 years.
However, ESOs boss fights look like ass, and boss fights are the soul of a game.

>>1859932
ESO not being tranimeslop is a huge improvement

>>1859934
Isn’t it just Tolkein-slop? Plus there are cat girls anyway

>>1859935
No, there are cat women

>>1859932
ESO is fine as a story-focused singleplayer game with dungeons. The armor assets from 1.0 look like complete ass though. It looks like it's painted on your skin and has these floating parts. It gets way better with later releases though.
You'll want to try GW2 as well if you're looking at ESO to replace FFXIV. FFXI isn't bad either.

>>1859932
>PS5
yeah my bad i didnt read part. lmao.

>>1859900
open the /vg/ catalog and you will see why

>>1859932
>PS5
prepare yourself for empty servers and having nobody to play with
95% of the playerbase is on PC

NPC name guy is incredibly based

I swear next time I'll finally let Bolgrul tell me why I'm doing this

the group content in this game is so ass it is unreal

>>1860597
One Tamriel basically ruined everything

>>1860258
Join my Christian guild Stendarr Brotherhood

>>1860717
the One tamriel update fixed the game
imagine not being able to play with your friends because they're in different factions. it used to be like that before the update

>>1860821
what kind of normie retard plays MMORPGs with their friends? i guarantee not a single one of your friend still plays

>>1860914
Yes same. Why would i want to be friends with discord homos? I want in game text chat friends but those people are nonexistent

I wish I could mod this game and make custom companions. I would make Dull-as-Morning a companion. He’s farm hand and there is a long quest to recruit him where you have escort a cow back to his farm then another long quest where you have to unravel the mystery of who left the barn door open which let the cow out and that’s how you recruit him.

Can someone help me? I fucking hate picking character names in MMOs, especially for more than one character. I usually come of with one good name and then the next character cannot possibly live up to it. It's acceptable with characters I wouldn't really main but I still fucking hate this garbage system that exists in every fucking game frocing unique names. It's not like I'm making a completely different character. I always make the same character as different class anyways. I hate this so much. I literally don't know what to do.

How do I get all previous chapters? I have them up to Greymoore.

You can buy premium game version for €79.99 with all chapters but thats for new players. There is nothing for existing players?

I want to see Nords.

>>1861235
And I got all chapters up to Elsweyr. ZOS thinks playing the game earlier is a privilege while I think I should just hold off on buying anything until the game goes into maintenance mode.

>>1861232
Look for a random character name generator

what is the easiest way to get 100% sundered uptime from my absorb stamina glyph? not too sure how to put it all together since I think glyphs have cooldowns so its only like a 20% chance to apply every 5 second or whatever the cooldown is

Elves are too ugly with their alien eyes. Hideous creatures. Imperials are so dark-skinned that they end up looking unwashed.

>>1861492
Serpent's Disdain set increases the debuff time to 16 seconds.

>look at any recent video on ESO
>it's all console shitters

>>1861247
i normally only wear Skaal Explorer but this set looks cool too

Is Solstice any good? I liked Necrom but was bored to tears about everything in Gold Road.

I have 24 people on my friends list and I've never seen anyone in Solstice ever.

>ithguleoir from that song is a mythical sea serpent and not some bosmer
horrible lore revelation

>>1861619
no, it's the worst expansion and zone so far

Anyone else think dwemer should be completely removed from tes lore and games? There should not be robots in these games. It’s retarded,

>>1861848
I think you should be completely removed from this planet for being retarded

Anyone else think khajiits should be completely removed from DC and EP zones?

>>1861848
it seems retarded…but they pulled it off. what did they know anon

>>1861848
>I WANT MY FANTASY GAME TO BE AS BLAND AND GENERIC FANTASY AS IT CAN GET

>>1861907
Argonians too

>>1861527
unironically, ESO has the best looking elves in the TES franchise

>>1861619
only half the map has been released so far (3 delves, 3 WBs and 1 public dungeon), the other half will be released in q4

>>1862123
Argonians are interesting and likeable unlike phajeets whose culture is having silly accents and being thieving drug-worshiping degenerates

>>1861873
>>1862017
>>1862049
I’m not sure why people think steam punk robots should be in a medieval fantasy game. It’s stupid as hell.

>>1862161
>steam

They're powered by soul gems

>>1862224
the soul gems are used to heat the water, which in a normal steam engine would be heated with coal

>>1862228
Soul gems are a clean and renewable source of energy, which in turn makes the Dwarven environmentally conscious and very progressive.

>muh lore
no one told me high isle was about sex hags on vacation

>>1862129
If it wasn't for those giant eyeballs they'd look pretty damn good. I need to rely on vampirism or oracle eyes to give them normal-sized eyes..

>>1862161
What "should be" in a medieval fantasy game then? Would you rather they be generic golems? Or have the dwarves be alive and standard drunken musclemidgets?

Accurate?

>>1862482
literally me

>>1857823
>>1861235
>>1861265
zos doesn't want you to know this, but you can just buy keys that activate

there are fully legit sites like gmg and fanatical, even steam if you haven't bought there before

I have 11 accounts with 3 that were brought up to speed using these methods

>>1862534
why do you have 3 accounts

>>1862591
he probably uses them for storage

first time questing in Solitude. it's really cool. the city inexplicably gives a Dracula / Nosferatu feel.

>>1862534
The price ranges between 80 and 60 for the newest. The older one with all is at around 60. That's not cheap or discounted enough. Sad.

I found a gamebreaking bug. Nord female atheletic butts are bugged. The shadow texture is applied in the wrong way. No other race has that bug and it only occurs if athletic build is high enough. This is unacceptable.

I found a gamebreaking bug. Nord female muscular butts are bugged. The shadow texture is applied in the wrong way. No other race has that bug and it only occurs if muscular build is high enough. This is unacceptable.

>hilariously ugly CTANKEP hat and a memento
holy based annual reminder to never buy crates

>>1862785
comfy, what kind of house is this?
>>1862924
in my free crates, i only got potions and a 50% xp scroll. it wasn't like this pre-microsoft.

my waifu

Post shadowscales

tfw no elf gf

>>1863060
Sweetwater Cascades, located in Blackwood

>witness absolute cringe in rimmen
>impulsively quit instead of reporting everyone
i'll regret this for the rest of my life

for real, lmaoing at morrowboomers who think they're racist because they've killed n'wahs and bought a few slaves. you can't know true immersive TES racism until you've played ESO and been to IC and rimmen, it just isn't possible

>>1863615
what?

>>1863649
anon is shocked by public roleplay session

>>1863651
I haven't seen roleplayers on ESO in years. I guess because I don't have a lot of the DLC. You used to see them in Riften but they were borderline illiterate.

>>1863649
>>1863651
it was a gay orgy with emotes and all. one of them was pretending he was a dog, while playing a khajiit, it was fucking stupid. there was an audience that was playing music and commenting on the erp with tildes and shit.

i'd be fine with it if it were either well-written or funny but it was so fucking embarrassing i'm still mad

>>1863661
Stendarr’s light will burn away the degenerate Sanguine filth at judgment.

>>1863651
>>1863654
Rimmen wayshrine isn't RP, it's just furries jacking off of their characters together. You know it's the LGBT hangout by the woodlelf players trying to make their characters as child-like as possible.

this is why dagon should win and destroy tamriel

why does no one in this thread play ESO together

>>1863941
because it's not as immersive as doing everything with just me and my companion

>>1863941
Make a guild and tell everyone here to join its you can be the change. Just make it in game text chat only. So it’s like 4chan. Not discord

>>1863941
I have social anxiety. I wish I could play with you guys though...

>>1863941
I don't want anyone to realize I'm an Argonian irl

>>1863992
Hey....You wanna?

>>1863995
I have to return some pictograms

>>1863952
Just made one. Skyrim Social Club, add / search @white-run on guild finder to join. No rules in chat and I have crafting tables in my house.

>>1864004
Oh yeah, it's PC NA btw.

>>1864004
you have to add him to friends, can't search guilds on guild finder for some retarded reason.

>>1864004
>>1863995
If I join is it just going to be erp troonshit

>>1864015
no trannies allowed

>>1864004
Someone make a PlayStation guild

>>1864004
I need this but for pc eu

>>1864024
just re-roll NA! free speech is epic

>>1864004
instead of putting together your own guild from scratch, why not try the tesog guilds in OP first?

>>1864028
because they're dead and no one tries to keep them active.

While some folks chase the fluff of Khajiit girls, I prefer my affection with a little more reptilian mystique and a lot less shedding. Emotionally? Argonian women are deep. Mysterious. Complex. You don’t know if you’ve made them mad—or if they’re about to make you breakfast. It’s thrilling.

And let’s be honest, in terms of beauty? Argonians don’t need eyeliner when they’ve got natural bone crests and bioluminescent eyes. You haven't lived until you’ve been gazed at by someone who looks like they could either love you or consume you whole... romantically, of course.

And don't give me that "oooh but khajiit girls purr" nonsense, I love the clicking sound of an argonian gal who is ready to claim you in flesh and soul *wink*, not the rumbling, beastly, fartsy noises of a cat...

>>1864058
Written by Grok

>>1864058
Protect all argonians

>>1864058
argonians are cold-blooded. you don't really want to cuddle with an ice cube, do you?

>>1864065
Imagine having a permanent cold side of the pillow.

>>1864065
Imagine your argonian wife is always cold. She has to cuddle you all the time during cold Skyrim nights in your sleeping bag to stay warm.

>>1864065
That just means it's a excuse for me to embrace her, she'll love cuddling with me. Besides I love the weight of a muscular argonian tail on my chest.

>>1864073
A Nord waifu offers a kind of love that's as tangible and warm as a roaring hearth in a snowstorm—her embraces are strong and grounding, her kisses rough-edged but full of fire, and she pulls you close like you're the last warmth left in the world. Her affection is physical and bold: fingers running through your hair, arms wrapped tightly around you after battle, laughter that echoes as she leans into your chest. By contrast, an Argonian's touch is cool, scaled, and often distant—affection filtered through a cultural lens shaped by the Hist, where emotion flows in quiet, symbolic currents rather than in open physical gestures. With a Nord, love is felt in every squeeze of the hand, every teasing shove, and every night spent tangled beneath a fur blanket, heartbeats thundering like distant drums of war.

>>1864082
Not all argonians have the hist some are lukiul.

>>1864091
Touch with an Argonian is a study in contrast—unexpected but deeply satisfying. Their scales range from smooth and supple along the neck, flanks, and face ridges, to firmer and ridged along the arms and back. When they hold you, it’s not with the warmth of flesh, but with a strength and stillness that feels anchoring—like being embraced by the earth itself. Their clawed hands, surprisingly dexterous, are capable of tender, precise affection: tracing lines along your skin with the careful curiosity of someone who values every small moment of contact. Their tail may wrap around you while resting, a quiet, instinctive gesture of possession or comfort. There’s no softness, but there is presence—a constant, steady kind of touch that feels like belonging.

Taste is strange but not unpleasant, especially in moments of closeness—kissing or shared breath. Their mouths are shaped differently, often with ridged palates, forked or agile tongues, and sharp teeth kept meticulously clean with resinous herbs. A kiss is not soft or yielding, but careful and deliberate. The taste is mineral-rich and faintly briny—like iron-laced water or salt carried on wind from the sea. Depending on their diet, there may be undercurrents of smoked fish, bitter roots, or pungent swamp fruit. The kiss of an Argonian doesn’t melt—it lingers, cooling the lips and leaving behind a sensation like menthol or sage. It’s not about heat or sweetness—it’s about closeness, the exchange of breath, and the stillness between heartbeats.

I got up on that mountain outside the map above the castle in solitude O__o

>>1864030
how dead are we talking? also what's the point of making a new guild if the one advertised here is already dead?

>>1864236
stop asking questions and just join the new guild. or don't, i don't care. you'd be my little whipping boy once i figure out who you are anyway.

>>1864246
weird defensive vibe you're putting out, I'm asking because last time I played this game the guild wasn't that dead and I want to know which one is going to have more people

>>1864254
>which one is going to have more people
the guild one anon just created 5 hours ago will totally have more players than the one that has been around since 2015

>>1864256
only one person even bothered to mention the old guild in response to the new one, gives a dead impression to me

>>1864254
>the thread has 10 posts a day but a guild that isn't even advertised in the OP is active
OK buddy
>>1864256
i guarantee the one made 5 hours ago has more active and online players

>>1864254
You bombarded him with gay redditor questioning and then wonder why he responded that way lol

>>1864281
>asking a relevant question is reddit
kys

/xivg/ or /wpsg/ make-a-guild troon go back
WE don't need your kind in our comfy thread

>>1864339
Someone should make a PlayStation na guild that is in game text chat only in spirit of 4chan. I am sick of discord and mics.

explain to me how a 4chan guild is any different from all the other gay furry guilds

>>1864582
The argonian and khajiit enjoyers here roleplay as lesbians instead of using fags, and don't make sex their whole personality, they actually develop one for their characters

>Only level 32
>already tired of the endless walk here talk to this kill that mmo questing
>only finished one zone so far (auridon)
I think it might be over for me bros

>>1864705
I can’t speak for eso but when I played phantasy star online 2 with anons they were all geared to the teeth and legit great at the game. They were also all mentally unstable overly dramatic erpers though. Up to you if it’s worth it. I’d play with anons again.

>>1864781
>ESO has wayshrines to prevent mindless wandering
>gives you a free mount at level 10
>none of the quests are generic kill quests

rate her pack

>>1864895
dangerously milky

>>1864895
looks like a shoebox under a shirt

>>1864895
Fellow tit loving ghoul.

next event is Whitestrake's Mayhem

>>1866103
nnooOOOO

what is the main menu supposed to be it looks like that one public dungeon in west weald

>>1866122
Solstice I think, I can't say for sure since noboy bought it

>>1866122
it's Oblivion

>>1866110
you're not excited to collect more tel var in IC?

>elemental explosion
>knockback
>slowdown
>maim
Yeah, I think it's harassing pvpers time.

>>1866221
I wish there was a way to hide all non-combat pets

I wish there was a way to hide all non-combat pets

>>1866284
They wouldn’t because the gay pet lovers would be mad if people weren’t forced to see their stupid rare pets that they think is some sort of an accomplishment.

Heading to Rimmen to drown myself in BEASTgirl pussy

>>1866581
you're going to get toxoplasmosis and whatever disease liggers carry

for me it's altmer hags

>>1859256
guess not

>>1859256
we'll honour him by spilling elf blood on Thursday like he would have wanted

>join bossfight or incursion halfway through
>everyone's gay cosmetics load in instantly but not the fucking boss or its attack visuals
???

>>1867982
doing dolmens in Alik'r?
I can only see this happening when there is A LOT of players around

>>1866587
Salmonella?
Pfft, piece of cake, I can tank it

I'm on a 15 games losing streak in ranked ToT

We wuz psijics, arcanists, vempayaz...
You be sayin' bretons are the magical race?

>>1866593
thoughts on Ayrenn?

>>1868276
war criminal

>>1868276
Cat-fucker spoiled brat

>>1868276
not a hag
not even older than me

A reminder that Ayrenn appeared out of nowhere to claim the throne from someone groomed their entire life for it after hanging out with a group of Bosmer that can literally change the past.

>>1868430
he could have had her taken care of he screwed up

>>1868430
somehow she is still the best option for the ruby throne out of the three alliance leaders

>>1868276
Isn't she the one inside Magus' Eye in Skyrim?

Time to hop in and play as my argonian mommy, causing jealousy among troons and other women

>>1868430
How old was Ayrenn when she disappeared? Some sources say 8, some 18.

>Me: *kills a small non-combative defenseless animal*
>Zerith: Was that necessary, tamiit?

>>1868928
>If you don't shut the fuck up, you are next, cat. You'll make a fine rug.

Need ideas for a Hulkster build, brothers

the worst in-game event is BACK

>>1869634
this is my favourite one by a good margin
gonna level up a new character in bgs and shit

>>1869634
ZOS is draining all of my spiritual energy

>>1869634
How many Breton Terrier Mammoth Bones do you have?

>>1869743
None. I put all of it in the guild bank

>>1869634
another lame event outfit

>>1869795
You mean another based realistic lore friendly set?

>>1869848
ligga this game has wizard housecats

>>1869848
no, I do mean lame
last good outfit was the dibella one earlier this year

>>1869853
huh. The Zenithar one right there is great.

PVP BLOWS!

>>1869853
That Zenithar armor looks good. I’m not a fan of the green armor or mount though.

Does the Leyawin castle have a secret torture dungeon like the one in oblivion?

>>1869928
PvP can be fun, it's the balancing and the players who blow

How's /tesog/'s guilds?

>>1868276
Ayrenn must be like 25 going about elf standards

>>1871374
She was born in 2e 555. In ESO, she's 27.

>>1871261
they exist

>>1871261
Not as active as I was hoping. Get some anons to chime in on chat but rarely. No guild trader too.

>>1871261
I applied and no one responded

>>1871741
how do you even apply, the guild isn't listed

>>1871741
how did you even apply? the guild isn't listed

>>1871261
I disbanded because only one person added me. If we can get ~4 people interested that won't just be NPCs who don't chat, we should reform. Add @white-run.

guys whats a good guild name we should brainstorm

>>1871777
I messaged kibukj

>>1871818
>Skoomers
>Cyrodiil Business
>You Will Never Be A Nord

>>1871812
If it’s not PlayStation not joining

>>1871832
don't care about MMO gaming on playstation

>>1871830
>Chim Pout
>Argonian Love Slave

>>1871830
[AIDS] An-Xileel Internet Defense Squad
Lorelet Crucible
CHIMfisters United
N’wah Genocide Now
Tribunal Did 9/11
Argonian Bathwater Syndicate
Dagoth Ur’s Roommates
Schizo Seht Cult
Sloadposters Anonymous
C0DA Deniers Club
Shorstack Overflow
Sheogorath’s Shitposters
Muatra Enthusiasts
Lusty Argonian Maid Fan Club
Dwemer Did Nothing Wrong

Scrollcels
4Chim

>>1871829
checking if that person is still around
I'll tell you if I get a reply

>>1871261
>How's /tesog/'s guilds?
doing fine, thanks

>>1871876
you're not even on tesog in that pic

>>1871879
look again, in the drop down list

>>1871879
I'm a significant percentage of tesog, and they are my guilds :^)

>>1871890
what a machine

Not taking part in this semen-slurping event.

>>1872024
it's a shit event, but you can make it suck less. optimally, you'd have had 2 characters max the imp city dailies before it started, so you just need to log in to hand it in. there are also cyro town quests that are quick, and there's usually a campaign that your faction dominates. as dc I just go to bruma, hand in the quest, then try to do tomorrows if there isn't heavy resistance

>>1872024
I just do scouting missions over and over again on dead server. It is comfy.

How much content does the base game have? I really hate the idea of subscription based games so I would like to buy all chapters by the of it. I hope a "whatever collection" is not too expensive.

>>1872431
I only believe it's a woman because they're asking for free shit

>>1872784
It will take you hundreds of hours to 100% the base game.

>>1872431
I saw this exact thing a couple weeks ago word for word. I always reply with "lmao no"

>>1872784
200-300 hours of content, but the zones are full of copy-pasted assets and you will get bored of seeing the same buildings eventually.

>>1872024
think about the event tickets you will miss anon...

Anyone else care less and less about story the older they get? I have limited time to play and I’m not going to waste it listening to some NPCs talking for 30% of the time I’m playing

>>1874017
My simple rule is if it's interesting enough then I'll listen and if not then I'm speed running the quest. My exceptions include dialogue that touches on lore or interesting NPCs like the Tribunal.

>>1871818
Lady Thorn's Furniture

I found this brutal scene in middle of nowhere in Cyrodil

What is the Rusted Nail Tavern for? It's in the Arena district, by DC spawn. It has no associated quests, no sanctuary effect, it's not even in Oblivion so there's no nostalgia factor.

>>1874765
Expert level ERP

>>1874665
comically large arrows

>>1874965
It's okay, even if you're visibly naked, you can still have jewelry, head, and shoulder piece on.

Come to think of it there's that quest room in Cropsford that trolls sometimes fill for gank purposes. It has a bed.

>>1875480
You gotta cum before the trolls or else you'll cum before the trolls.

>>1874665
le environmental storytelling corpse

I'm level 32 now. I've only quested so far. Should I be doing something else?

>>1875818
No just do whatever you feel like doing at the time. There is no correct order to do anything. Don’t bother trying to be completionist either since the game takes thousands of hours to do everything.

>>1875818
It's a MMORPG. You should be doing whatever you feel like

I want to join a guild that’s like a cult

pvpers in this game are so fucking stupid and have zero situational awareness when it comes to objective holy shit i am mad

>>1876739
Most of those are just tryhards obsessed with duels, 1vX and short-term burst of pleasure...and when you ask them to help defend an objective all you get is mocked and insulted telling you to "let people have fun". One of the many reasons why I am not going back to that cesspool, I tortured myself enough to get what I wanted and bailed, haven't touched PVP in a year and never will again.

They should just bring dps floor and ceiling closer together. Overland, trials and PvP are all cancerous due to the same balancing fuckups

>>1877501
or maybe start balancing pve and pvp separately

>>1877363
>I tortured myself enough to get what I wanted and bailed
yep sounds about right. I never got to play the vengeance mode in cyro but that seemed like it could be fun. i'll just wait around and see if that becomes a mode.

Ember has the cutest voice

>>1877501
They've been attempting to do that with arcs and HA builds, the problem is that those are locked behind grinds/purchases. They need to close the gap within the core gameplay caused by LA weaving, but they're too scared of the backlash to fix it so they just keep slapping band-aids over a festering wound.

If I buy the Psijic Order skilline upgrade from the Crown Store, does it auto-complete the questline?

>>1880459
you seriously trying to move us back to /vg/?
there is a reason we got out of there back in march

>>1880464
lmao, doesn't even know how to cross-link boards. here I'll help you
>>>/vg/533177494

>>1880465
/vm/ is dead, we need more people

>>1880472
and our threads can't survive /vg/ buddy. We tried, trust me

>>1880476
>so don't even try

>>1880482
do whatever you want, nobody here will stop you
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/subject/tesog/

>>1880482
He just said it was tried. Fact is, ESO just isn't popular here and the devs aren't doing anything big enough to drive discussion and draw people in.

>>1880594
/tesg/ has also a lot to do with it
their irrational hatred for ESO drive a lot o people from giving it a try

I read another post earlier that said they're finally adding in difficult overworld, not just a speculative "maybe in the future" but an actual plan for it now now, is that true?

>>1880833
they said they're working on it on a podcast, same thing with server crossplay

>>1880837
hope they pull it off, though it being through a podcast makes me imagine it's a long way away

>>1880833
Its not a maybe anymore, but they're still figuring out the actual plan so we don't have any details or dates. I'm guessing it'll come in q4 or maybe q1 next year, after they've wrapped up the Solstice content.

>>1880607
they're just mad ESO has the superior waifus
mainline has Serana and Aela and uh

>>1881033
>s*rana
>aela

>>1881033
Its more that ESO made a bad first impression and now they're too invested in hating it to reevaluate. Later content is better but early and especially pre-release stuff was a fucking abomination.

where the women hang out in tamriel?

>>1881067
>women specific
RIMMEN, auridon
social and housing guilds
>popular in general so you're bound to see women
capital cities (by the wayshrines and surprisingly talkative around undaunted tents)
writ zones (summerset, vvardenfell, leyawiin, skingrad)

morrowboomers and skybabies conspired to murder eso

Can anyone fix the roles in the discord? Reacting doesn't seem to work for me.

>>1881141
you sure it's broken?

Ackchually...
The seethe about ESO from /tesg/ is basically just jealousy and bitter resentment for the neglect the main games had suffered for decades, not to mention a lot of these loonies are just your average 4chan incel who hates whatever it's not on his based and red pilled book.

/tesg/ isn't even about elder scrolls

>>1881334
what that general is about then? modding?

>>1881348
yes.
at this point most of it is unrecognizable as anything from TES

>>1881348
A lot of it is just bogged Skyrim waifu selfies and Discord or Nexusmods catfights. I don't know /vg/tesog was any better, I don't remember much of our last year there other than the screenshot poster keeping the thread from dying and the occasional "eww i hate [current event]"

>>1881348
Basically
Those freaky half life-looking models have them salivating...nigga the argonians dancing in Rimmen look hotter than those uncanny valley abominations

>>1881578
you are insane…you must be mad

>>1881361
the year is 2025
I still hate the current event with a passion.

>more maormer content in the next crate
>still no proper skin or polymorph
Either fish elves are playable in VI and ZOS was told to wait for the mainline title to do it first, or they're planning to do Pyandonea with a new race as the big feature, or both. I can't think of any other reason they'd hold off on such an easy sell for this long.

guys how do I buy expansion packs that were released after Greymoor? I dont see it in online shop

>>1881943
DLC tab in the crown store.

>>1881965
fuck and how much does it cost in crown store? bet it will be some massive jiddish price compared to old eshop price

>>1881976
3500 crowns each

weaving light attacks is so easy, I refuse to believe anyone thinks its a barrier for good dps
you literally just click your mouse.

>>1881990
>25 eur for an expension
lmao fuck that

>>1881997
Its not hard, but its annoying busywork that most people don't want to do for 30~ minute stretches on top of regular rotations and mechanics. If it wasn't a barrier you wouldn't see swarms of people flocking to the alternatives.
>>1882036
Only if you're retarded. Buy the crowns and content when they're on sale, buy them for gold, or just get them bundled with the latest xpac.

>>1882058
how is it busywork? It doesn't really change anything, you just click more.

>>1882058
>just get them bundled with the latest xpac.
they dont do this anymore, thats why I am asking. It used to be that you could buy expansion collection but its gone from the eshop

>>1882079
You click hundreds of times with precise timing nonstop, just because ZOS refuses to fix an animation exploit. Again, its not exactly hard, but it adds nothing to the game besides inflating APM.
>>1882094
They do, you probably got thrown off by the "content pass" rebrand. The premium edition of that is the bundle.

Returning costumes for August:
>Egg-Sister Bias-Cut Casual Wear
>Tavern maid
Time to ERP as the Lusty Argonian Maid YEEEEAAAAAAAH LIGGA

>>1881348
On the surface it's a modded Skyrim general, not even a TES general. Nobody there has played any other TES games and Oblivion Remake discussion died after a week (because it's Oblivion).
In reality, it actually serves the grand purpose of being a containment general. It's a complete fucking cesspit, even by /vg/ standards, but fortunately the worst that board has to offer have all been attracted there.
>Same ~3 literal trannies spamming their horrendous plastic goblin frankensteins for attention
>Same ~3 literal indians/mexicans trying to get above trannies to ERP with them in thread
>Same ~3 equally mentally ill retards who barely post/play the games but get upset at the tranny spam and derail
>One, maybe two people who started playing a TES game again and desperately try to get some normal conversation going but go ignored and leave after two weeks

You can look at literally any thread from the past ~4 years or so to see the above. It's actually kinda nice because they're so deranged and constantly trying to witchhunt each other and out each other, that it keeps their faggot asses away from normal generals.

>>1882175
is the timing that precise? it's a 1 second gcd so it's just a steady pace
I do think weapons swings being manual and not auto attack does add something to the game

getting kicked every 10 mins from the server

was just idly staring at the login screen and my brain started making the grass in the picture move and at some point I logically realized that shouldn't be happening then it took about 2 seconds of hard focusing before the visuals realigned with reality
guys I think I'm close to ascending

>>1882926
now stare at your roof until it turns into liquid

>>1883036
how about I stare into your big beautiful eyes instead no homo

Anyone else not able to login? I repaired the game files but it's still crashing on start up.

>>1882586
If you're doing it properly, yes. Weaving isn't just casually tossing a LA between skills, there's a specific window exploiting the ability to animation cancel LAs with skills and essentially sneak damage through the GCD. They don't need to overhaul the game to use auto-attacks to fix it, they just need to make it so skills don't cancel LA animations.

I don’t like to think about zombies. Missing arms, legs, heads. They smell awful and they’re hard to kill.

NEW THREAD

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