Biggest CS Event of the Year Edition
>Half-Life Television
https://www.hltv.org/
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Second for sjokz <3
second for kyousuke will be the biggest disappointment of 2025
and the fissure dacha 3 winner is...
>>1847270Wasn't Astralis meant to be sold? Did HooXi single-handedly safe the org with the PGL prize money?
>advertising gambling
Hope OP gets got
was smithzz that bad?
https://youtu.be/wJxtwWf9pVE
>>1847296cs2 is only alive because of gamblers though
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>>1847298he was a legend of the female cs
>>1847296Actually I'm only advertising others advertising gambling
>>1847296>gambling is... le evil!
It still boggles the mind that Liquid made 0 (zero) changes
>>1847362just give them time, they should have won against mouz
>>1847377Damn straight. You just gotta keep grinding until you hit that gold.
>profitable and fun
>but gambling is... LE BAD! because... well, it just is, OK?!
s1 s1
two s1
G(goat(s1mple))2(two)
>>1847408Those people are just poors hating because they see us stacking racks on racks.
>>1847413what would compel him to do this
>>1847418i literally explained it to you
>>1847412
has a team ever gotten better after adding a pole
>>1847408>>1847417Can you fags please fuck off to somewhere else as your addiction is not esport related.
>>1847362naf is gonna wake up this season and ultimate will hit some shots
trust the process
#It'sLiquid
>>1847418he's transitioning
>>1847362Either they really believe in the potential of the squad, their pockets aren't very deep, or few players want to join TL.
>>1847418he got sent back to the cuckshed by navi management
figuratively speaking
>>1847435It's not an addiction, it's a passion.
>>1847441probably a combination of 1 and 3
i think they believe it's just a slump for n0f but they also went fishing and no one good enough bit
>>1847441>their pockets aren't very deepLiquid did lose Honda as a sponsor not so long ago which probably paid a lot of money but they also have the saudi money so they shouldn't be broke.
>>1847441My only guess is they were gonna swap NAF and JKS but the FQ money was more tempting.
>>1847467We need to go back.
>>1847467Hi thorin, what's up?
>>1847459>the FQ money was more temptingit's also not really a winning situation for jks if he rejoins for naf
liquid are currently declining, if that continues it looks bad
if they stay at rank ~20 it looks bad
if they improve, it looks good, but he has siuhy igl, which is bad
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>>1847467White people meal be like:
>>1847505you have a problem those biscuits?
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>heroic sell tn1r and gr1ks as a package deal this time next year when their stocks have peaked
>buy hallzerk and a proven mail09
>a scandinavian era in cs again
>>1847522I miss heroic being danish. Wouldn't mind them going full scandi instead
>>1847522But Randy 'hallzerk' Smith is a proud red blooded american?
>>1847566he's from north dakota
would bug clan be good if they got rid of tabsen and got s1n?
>>1847619they already gave up on him
>>1847619Almost certainly
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Ermmmmmm... soooooooo... This Happened...
>>1847734Looks like shit desu
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lol
>>1847775poorfag vanilla cope
>>1847784I own skins. However Deagle skins are hideous across the board. The only exception in the Heat Treated.
i can never accept mr12. valorant did it because they have made a lot of compromises to their balancing and map design. cs2 has made no compromises. we're just getting a worse experience compared to mr15.
i give up on solo queueing
13 matches ago i was like 23k and since then i didnt get a single team that wasnt completely utterly inferior to the enemy players
>>1847794>being stuck with dogshit teams or matches that are nooby for both sides for even longerfuck no, mr12 is worse for professional tournament fags but better for the general playerbase
>>1847783Better hope he plays well otherwise he'll have a bunch of rabid turks coming after him
>>1847800literally no one would cry if pro was still mr15 and short matches were still available
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>>1847791>I own skins.Those weekly drop 0.03 cent garbage doesn't count DOE
>Heat TreatedHeat treatedtards and Case hardenedtards gotta go, they gotta go.
>>1847734u figured out u were gay?
it's not such a big deal these days
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Way to go Razer, this will outsell the Deathadder 3 by 5 times!
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>>1847896What an odd way to spell not-world-champion...
>>1847244perfecto(the name, not the player)
GAY ASS OP
>>1847371coulda woulda shoulda
>>1847441If I were a prospective T1 player, why would I join Liquid? Just look at their history, probably the worst management in esports history.
>>1847919>worst management in esports history2019-2021 envy
>>1847896it's a good commercial flex desu. casuals know what mvp is, and 9 sounds a lot.
>>1847925and they disbanded
time for liquid to disband
>>1847927Of course it is a good flex. We're just making fun of NiKo's 0 majors.
>>1847919>GAY ASS OPunc crashing out again bros clapped fr on skibidi
>still grinding even after he got his job back
yeah, I'm getting excited
also, anon is right, This OP is gay as fuck
>>1848024nigger he is supposed to play fucking cs since its his job
god asians would've completely raped this game if they had any interest in it
>>1848025a lot of pros don't spend time solo grinding faceit
>>1847919>>1848024Make a real one, on no other board do people get punished for ignoring the threads of a retarded troll just because they made it the same nanosecond image limit is reached
stop having autism you fucking retards who cares about the OP image? do you constantly look at it?
>>1848031it'll get deleted immediately
don't think you'll get punished tho
>>1848034Normal people who don't spend every waking moment on 4chan will look at the catalog and think what the fuck is this disgusting eceleb worship gambling advertisement then maybe not bother clicking onto the thread
>>1848034I didn't realize what was in the OP image until now, and i agree with whoever complained about it, wtf is this shit? This thread is about competitive CS and the game, that's literally a fucking ad.
>>1848043so you want constant newfags? think of it as a filter
that event is probably going to have the same viewers as the major grand finals kek cs2 is such a shit game
>>1848043>will look at the catalogThis is /vm/... Nobody comes here
>>1848048Yeah I'd rather people interested in CS than "ironic" eceleb and gambling shit
>>1848048If they use this site and like counter strike they should want to enter thread about it, yes
>>1848050yeah I only learned magog is here from /v/
>>1848053I hate to break it to you but skins and betting are what finance the game and esports. And the ecelebs bring the majority of the viewership.
>>1848059Hate to break it to you. I don't care, you can fuck off with your shitty advertisements and never post here again.
>>1848059So go watch the ecelebs? Why do you constantly shill your gay ass streamers here on the time? Autistic fuck. No one here wants to see that shit and you come off as that one annoying kid in school who keeps making jokes that no one laughs at.
>>1848065>>1848063why? because it's funny watching you autists sperg about it everytime
imagine if you learned to just not reply to things you hate instead of going on a sperg rage about something easily ignorable
>>1848048>so you want constant newfags?if you complain about newfags on a general then you probably haven't used this site for long, newfags are an important part of keep generals alive and fresh
when a general is small and stale in terms of userbase it very often turns into a spam circlejerk of a couple of attention whores, blogposters etc. and it slowly repels other users from the thread, i've seen this on almost every board
>>1848059just fuck off and let us enjoy the competitive part of the game here
>>1848070I can discuss any aspect of the game and esport here and there is nothing you can do about it unc.
>>1848067There we go, you try to play it off as you just baiting the moment you get push back. Like I said your "ironic" shilling can fuck off.
>>1848059You're a retard, no one cares whether it finances the game, we're not obliged to advertise it on here. They're sitting at a measly 24k viewers combined while doing this thing by the way, that's like half or a third of what s1mple gets when trolling faceit games while drunk, not to mention real tournaments pulling 50 times that. Someone make a real thread fuck this guy and his autistic obsession over ecelebs.
>>1847800>>stuckyou're not forced to stay in the game
>>1848073why can't you uncs understand how funny it is watching you rage this hard about a fucking OP image? do you really not see how ridiculous you are
and you are all lazy faggots screaming SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD...BUT NOT ME! I CAN'T MAKE A NEW ONE! SOMEONE MAKE IT FOR ME!
>>1848074>advertiseYou say that like I get payed or even have any interest in this stream. I just think it's hilarious that 4 guys are blowing a quarter million dollars on cases.
>>1848067You'll make 100 bait posts and every thread in hopes of getting an angry reply, is your existence enjoyable?
>>1848076>I'm totes heckin baiting>seethes endlessly his advertising is called what it is
>>1848083You're replying to the wrong anon btw.
>>1848076because you're the same faggots bringing e-celeb worship, skinfaggotry and s1mple vs zywoo spamming here
>>1848076Whereas you're devoting your life to making every single one and throwing a tantrum and reporting it when someone makes it before you spam images in the last spurt to hit 300, pathetic loser.
>>1848083>capslock = seetheunc..
>>1848080but I don't make 100 bait posts, OP image is also funny since it's so absurd that 4 retards opening cases is a big cs2 event
>>1848085>get BTFO so hard he has to pretend to be someone else
>>1848089Nah unc you trippin'
>>1848096uncs will see this post and be like STOP SHILLING YOUR FUCKING STREAMERS YOU RETARDED ZOOMER !!! SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD RIGHT NOW WITHOUT THIS SINGULAR POSTER
>>1848088You are seething yes hence why you're trying to do the "unc" bit to come off as nonchalant.
>>1848101Okay you got me. I am seething so fucking hard right now. I am overflowing with uncontrollable anger as I have been called out as a shill.
>>1848107You make it pretty obvious you are yeah.
>>1848108No you fucking retard. I am incredibly amused by how upset you people get over a very obvious joke OP. I'll add more links to the OP next time to get you even more riled up.
on every uncs soul from this thread we're tuning into the biggest cs2 event of the year tomorrow friday
>>1848111Definitely not mad.
>obvious joke
Somebody is running damage control
>>1848075>lose 1000 points and have to worry about downgrading your gameplay quality if it happens too often AND you need to double ruin it for anyone remotely engaged in the gamesounds like a terrible idea
i post useless pics to hit the limit only because i know how mad that one anon gets about it for some reason, it's just a fucking thread why do you care so much lol
>>1848076>>1848111>I don't really care, I'm not mad, I just think it's funny howno
you're making it about yourself. like 20+ different people made threads the same way forever, you changed it and get in protracted arguments every thread begging for attention. at one point you were even spamming images to rush to make new threads
it's like if I put a paw patrol meme in every thread and went "isn't it funny how you guys freak out about this and call me retarded? I'm gonna put 5 more in the next one!"
and stop pretending you're providing an invaluable public service and people should be thanking you. if you disappeared tomorrow, someone else would somehow manage to fill out the captcha and click post
>>1848130Absolutely livid still
>>1848130>i ... lolthe limp-wrist of digital text
>>1848130You're actually seething lilbro? Did some of the mean "uncs" hit a nerve?
>>1848130lil nikka mad es
crying, wants to take his toys and go home
>trying to save face on an anonymous image board
nephew is crashing out yo
>>1848133>>1848137>>1848140haven't been itt since austin and the first thing i see is people still seething at images being posted on an image board, don't even make the threads either just reply with frogs when people complain about people posting pics because they're retarded and don't know to just ignore the retards and just talk about the cs
>>1848144Maybe you shouldn't be advertising here if you don't want to be called out.
>>1848144>I post random frogs>but ignore the retards and just talk about the csno, I think I'd rather bully them until they kill themselves actually
>>1848149how does one call out anon
>>1848130>no image attachedyou're not me
theres only one way for this war to end
zoomers vs boomers 5v5 on australian servers
>>1848157oh wait no one even plays the game in here llllllmmmmaaaaoooooooooo
well no one wanted to join my esea team so we didn't make signups
but thats ok, a leauge season is a long commitment
who wants to join my esea elite event qualifier team
>>1848144>dude I'm just acting retarded because uhh people are reacting to me being retarded when I do it for hours on end every dayYeah everyone else are the problem, you're a completely normal well functioning human being.
>>1848174we have 1 eu 1 na already so either
>>1848174nta, but have you actually managed to play together?
I imagine it's absolute hell for one person
>>1848184we're boomers we queue together a lot, i'm the NA and I played a few esea seasons together on 100-120 ping before
level 10 & 9 (almost 10) if you care
>>1848166I would love to play with magog in open but I work 12 hours a day usually and definitely couldnt commit to practice or a match schedule
t. 2300 elo
>>1848187>100-120 pingdamn...
>>1848067>y-you're the sperg!!!!!kys
>>1848076log off lilbro you're done
>>1848166can i just pug instead
https://xcancel.com/banksesports/status/1943237267243315580
>>1848460is that the child of his ukrainian wife he murdered?
>>1848465no, he just mongol warlord style went over there and picked one. fucked up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gVbz5Aysvs
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>shit movement
>baiter
>no scopes instead of quick scopes
>mvps and tops 1 as an awper
>ukrainian
>drunktard
>won a major against teams that underperformed to the point of "entropiq" almost making it to playoffs
>with him navi won a major after 5 years, without him in less than 1
For many, the undisputed goat.
>>1848506>won a major against teams that underperformed to the point of "entropiq" almost making it to playoffswow
almost u say
>>1848506go back to bed pierre it's only 6 am
newfags don't know bout prime el1an
is smooya the biggest "could have been on a tier 1 team but was too autistic out of server to be signed" ever
vitality sisters fear this
https://youtu.be/y0NNII7VMUY
>>1848655desu these days I fear broky as a fazebro
if he was less ass we wouldn't have lost ropz
https://www.hltv.org/news/42155/complexity-add-mithr-as-temporary-coach-for-fissure-playground-1-and-iem-cologne
Turns out the coL mithR leaks were only kinda true.
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Less than 10 hour I'm so fucking excited bros
>>1848716they've just been running jt for months, before they got good even. kinda crazy
>>1848725>been running jtYou mean running JT's strats?
So will G2 finally reveal their roster today?
>>1848724the entirety of magog
>>1848746Should correct your statement to be accurate.
>>1848506>with him navi won a major after 5 years, without him in less than 1oh shit
no but honestly why does he shake so much after shooting with the awp?
riddle me this /magog/
why the fuck didn't navi took back s1mple in the main roster with jL benched? surely having such a good player at disposition but preferring to bench him is weird right? if they don't want him in the main roster, why don't they sell him? top orgs don't want to buy him?
>>1848756because he's not that good anymore and b1ad3 hates him and for some reason b1ad3 seems to have more power than s1mple
Just remembering GO Inferno and Overpass brings tears to me eyes.
>>1848763Tears of joy that is. Because I don't have to watch or play that shit anymore.
>>1848776Bodied that freak
>>1848756>WAAAAAAH SDY BAAAAAAD>WAAAAAAH NIPL BAAAAAAD>WAAAAAAH IM BAAAAAAAD (Mihai Ivan, s1mple would never say he's bad)>WAAAAAAH CS2 BAAAAAAD>I AM LE TIRED I WANT A LE BREAK 3 DAYS BEFORE IEM SYDNEY>WAAAAAAA I AM LE JAILED NAVI AND FALCONS AND FAZE LE BADYeah, I do wonder why nobody wants him back on the roster
>>1848763inferno wasn't that much better desu
still really miss overpass
whoever from volvo is currently lurking:
>switch out inferno for overpass>switch out mirage for cachealso, dust2 has already gotten old again.
>>1848776>>1848778incels needn't reply
>>1848788I just really hate the overhanging arches in the CS2 version. If they opened everything up like in GO I'd like it much better. CS2 Overpass also just doesn't hit the same as the GO version. IDK what is it about these 2 maps they play so differently now, whereas Mirage, D2, Ancient, Anubis, Nuke are pretty much the same.
There's no way Valve remove the 2 most popular maps in the pool simultaneously. I don't even think they're ever going to remove Mirage, probably update it one day randomly. -Overpass +D2 was probably one of the worst map pool changes ever.
https://xcancel.com/G2CSGO/status/1943611313923453354
BigAppleChads not like this....the beginning of the end.....
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>1848798they have 3 players now
unless you count heavygod as 3 players
>>1848803>they have 3 players now*4. SunPayus was already confirmed to join G2 before the major.
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What the fuck is /ourguy/ Banks posting???
>>1848798more like G2 COUCH SNAX hehehehe
>>1848813yep he's into kids, those who like to "denounce" pedos are pedos. his wife was ready to talk to the police.
>>1848813it's not drake there. it's that other nigger that did the anti-drake diss song.
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what is megalodon cookin for tonight chat
oh my lord is that... super rareino katowice capsule with a 99% chance of a shitty sticker with a dead team!!!!!!!!!! :shocked_face: :shocked_face: :shocked_face: RARE HYDRA CASE OPENING!!! :shocked_face: :shocked_face: :shocked_face:
>>1848835YOU GET WHAT I MEAN
HOW CAN YOU NOT BE HYPED ABOUT IT
WE'RE ALL GOING TO SIT FOR 4 HOURS WATCHING MILLIONAIRES OPEN VIDEO GAME CASES
>>1848836gold gold gold
we hunt for dat 951 blue gem no scratched corner poopy tip no stattrack karamberino
GOLD GOLD GOLD :shocked_face: WE GOT A $300 KNIFE FROM $300.000 WORTH OF CASES :money-mouth: :money-mouth: :money-mouth:
stop replying to yourself
>German Cs Leaks @CsLeaks
>@BIGCLANgg is planning a recall action for @s1nCS by the end of the year. An international team around @KrimboCS and @s1nCS might be built. The upcoming results are crucial.
>>1848845hello guys ohnepixel here, today we will open 10000 mirage souvenir cases paid for by bc.game in hopes of hitting it big, we need a desert hydra with da goat s1mple highlight, red red red RED RED RED
>>1848831>what is megalodon cookin for tonight chatProbably some old and rare souvenir packages.
this is just getting sad now
>>1848857I agree. Why is G2 taking so long to announce the Snax replacement?
hello guys today we will be playing slot machines with the worst RTP imaginable with my colleagues timthetatman and some two literal whos I guess, let's begin with the shit no one cares about: old sticker capsules with dead people signatures, all of them cost more than your family's 10 year income
>>1848861>RTPWe prefer the term ROI here
Meet your igl of the year 2025
Dead thread aside from when everyone shit on you because you're being overly obnoxious with your "super hilarious" ironic posts, good going retard
>>1848912>the epic anti-shitpost autist is a complete newfagkek these threads are always dead when a tourney isn't going on, good job on outing yourself tho
>>1848914What do you think I am comparing it to? The last few threads or ones pre-player break, retard? These threads and maybe just the world in general would be better off without you
https://x.com/ArowCS/status/1943497485609054395
HYPE
>>1848920as a poorfag I really have nothing but contempt for these people and my own luck
maybe theyll loan/sell fl4mus to nemiga?
>>1848920Genuinely insane stuff I want to punch this fucker and all these fucktards promoting gambling in the face.
>>1848848cores have come and went, nothing has worked, and not once have thought of kicking the igl
>>1848944gambling... LE BAD!
>gambling so good i don't even respond to the right post
kek
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383690/supernova-comets-vs-marca-registrada-esl-pro-league-season-22-north-america-closed-qualifier
kino is back on the menu
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>>1848960100% support to latinx
Imma head out and grab some beer and snacks to enhance my enjoyment of tonight's kino
>>1848974uncs gonna seethe
me? im going to play some cs2 until then :)
>>1848976how do these people survive when they go have discussions irl and other people start daydreaming about murdering them?
So when is G2 announcing s1mple?
Cheaters in gold nova 1 matches. Aren't they supposed to be global elite?
>>1849048>get banned>make new accountor
>download cheats>boost friend or someone who pays you to do it
>>1848733no, like no coach just igl
>>1848848the fuck does s1n want to come back to big for
they cucked him like twice and it's easier to grind into stuff from na
>>1849073the only conceivable reason is that they actually want to kick tabsen
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>>1849073it would be real funny if after all this time they pay m80 to bring him back
just like xkacpersky and nip
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bangers
>>1849076even if they do kick tabsen, tf would you want to go back and grind up from open quals with a non-german team nip-style? he's been on m80 for ages now with just as many jerms as he'd have
>>1849074>kick tabsenYes please.
>>1849109he's live unc what the FUCK are you doing?
>>1849114Wait what? I hope it doesn't start until the stated time, I still need to get some things done.
>>1849111bro it was literally 1 second after i posted
>>1849104>4.2khonestly a bit impressed that he is that high, when he was still a pro just before retirement his
mechanics were pretty bad
maybe he's a guinea pig for those DMA cheats everyone talks about
>>1849132But subtick is better :^)
>biggest case opening ever
>arrow has less than 3k viewers
a testament to how boring and personalityless he is
get the fuck in here
get the fuck in here
get the fuck in here
get the fuck in here
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
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>>1849167who gives a shit about that tag-along
>>1849168im watching the youtube stream cause adblock works
>>1849172>get to be the star instead of trying to win shit for someone else>get to be your own man instead of living for someone else's approval>will have a better igl >will have an awper who tries to win games instead of farming for reddit clips>will have a rifler who's happy just to be there instead of the second most selfish rifler in cs (the new guy just escaped #1)he won
>>1849167his humor is just normie tier, to be funny you have to give up you pride and act a bit shameless/autistic OR have a bit of fanbase already builtup
dima, arrow, fl0m are just too full of themselves to ever stoop as low as ohne
>>1849189niko will never ever (in his entire life) win a single major
>>1849197neither will malbs
>>1849187don't forget he won 2 S-tier tournaments, he already did better than pretty much any NA player since covid except Twistzz
>>1849198the difference is malbs has never been expected to, other than by delusional n0k0 fans
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>>1849198at least he tried
>>1849206KUSSI ON THE BUSSI ALTA
>>1849204who expected him to win a major (who didn't also expect n0k0 to win one)?
>>1849201sAw will build malbs up to become the major-winning NiKo 2.0
>over 120k viewers while an Apex Legends tournament a dota2 tournaments are happening side by side
bruh, other games need to just commit seppaku
>>1849211>major-winning NiKooxymoron but i understand the sentiment
doubtful whether he'll ever win a major but a couple more s-tiers? sure
>>1849214>some fuckass basedkemon event on the side toolol
DIS SHI WILL GET MORE LIVE VIEWERS THAN A MAJOR LOOOOOOL! KWAAAAAAAB!
do gamblers actually think they "got close" when they spin past something on the slot machine or get a 9 instead of an 8 in the lottery?
>>1849172imagine being cadian.... from no.1 team in the world to not even being mentioned anywhere during summer break
I truly think his career is over unless he stoops to some tier3 team to grind his way into tier2
>>1849223150k viewers and didnt even start
were all watching arrow btw
>>1849229A dragon lore just flew over my house!
just open them already fuck off
>>1849230Interesting times. Will share more later.
enjoying the goon ccorner on ohne stream
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
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Get in here ASAP
>>1849239WERE ALL ALREADY IN HERE NIGGA !!!!!!!!!!
bajs he is doing it this is the run
>>1849229you have to be low IQ to gamble, so yes
>>1849230if he's smart, he's open to coaching
stanislaw will coach liquid next year inshallah
>>1849244>inshallah#SaveGaza
how many cases are they opening in total?
wtf is ohne doing??? where is he???
>>1849250quick rejuicer altaaa schizwa kusy on the bussy my man br brr patapim
Got my 'za, got my beer. My body is ready.
wouldnt it be funny if he slipped on his tub and got concussed
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This is literal KINO Holy Carp!!!!!!!!
>160k+ viewerships
every TO that runs CS would kill babies for these numbers
>>1849189>this random guatemalan will never win a majorok? steve urkel never won mr olympia, but it'd be a real problem if schwarzenegger never did after trying for a decade
just nuke this samenigger central already
this mfer is a slob goddamn
>>1849270do it if you can pussy
why are we forced to deal with pajeets and 30iq ironic unironic baiters who waste their lives here
offseason threads used to last a month
THE UNBOXING JUST GOT BIGGER
>>1849276deal with it unc, you know you can just close the thread and return tomorrow
you dont have anything to discuss about esports anyways
TDM HEYZEUS IN DA BUILDING NIGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAA
>>1849276hey fuck you buddy im just here for the rostermania discussions, expecting to see what reaction guys have for the G2 MATYS move
blame your whitebois for getting all zesty at gambling
>>1849276>the thread is... LE ACTIVE?! NOOOOOOOOOunc misses that dial-up type shi
>>1849276he got mad and started crying yesterday so now he's making sure we all know he's still here
>>1848111just ignore the thread till the cock sucking dies down
>>1849283>G2 MATYSG2 gonna edge for a couple more day anyways nigga you can chill a bit longer
>>1849287Colonge roster lock is about to end, they have to announce it now to farm engagement and fnatic just release MATYS
I miss when CS was about gameplay not skins. Fuck the casuals I hate you all skinchasing faggots.
>>1849285It's not just me btw. Come join us:
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
>>1849289Locking it in with the TO and officially announcing it are 2 different things. Cologne roster lock was on the 9th iirc.
>>1849292Poorfag cope Holy kwab!!!!!
>>1849292>i miss when i was a faggot Guess what you still are
>>1849292shit is literally cancer
would trade skins, gambling, money laundering, fixing away out of the sport and have it back in esea hotel lans in a heartbeat
>>1849293yeah just checked, its on 9th
well doesnt matter anyway its obvious as day hes going to G2 since NiP signed xKacpersky
>>1849289nta but the roster lock happened on the 9th lol
he's already in but they're edging the announcement for whatever reason
>>1849283it's a different one of you, he posts a certain way
>>1849299>they're edging the announcement for whatever reasonThey can't do it tonight if they want engagement. We're all watching the biggest event of the year rn.
>>1849292imagine actually playing cs lmao
ARGHHHHHHHHHH JUST FUCKING OPEN THEM ALREADY!!!!!
>>1849300idk whoever the fuck that guys is but im just dying for an event to start
FISSURE is going to be so fucking good, MIBR with nicks, GL with kursy, Wildcard with Peeping, Astralis is back with HooXi, VP with perfecto, all 3 chinese teams
fuckkkkk i hate playerbreaks
>>1849304see this is why you arent a popular streamer
they need to drag this out as long as they can
>>1849305They're talking about me.
>>1849306>see this is why you arent a popular streamerI would rather troon out and suck on a bbc than be a streamer
>>1849276i guess for some it's the only way of getting attention. jannies not doing their job on this board isn't helping either.
best you can do is ignore and/or report posts
>>1849307idk who you are but you better stop being a retard if your an indian ffs
also LMAO at that pic, saved
>>1849305I was with you until
>all 3 chinese teams LV is all the chink I need
>>1849305>blud really tried to sneak peeping in there as an exciting roster changenaauuur
>>1849307got a bigger version of this?
>>1849312>LMAO at that picI feel you. You missed the thread where I used it as the OP image and all the uncs spazzed out, reported the thread and got it deleted lmao.
>>1849315No it was Cxzi's Steam pfp and I saved it from there.
>>1849316one guy got mad at the pic
the rest of us just hate you for who you are
society if valveniggers never put lootboxes in tf2
>>1849314unironically peeping is a banger move that no one seems to get
he was the best player on the old ELEVATE ( timbermen ). not even kidding hes actually got the potential to be better than Lake and JBa for me
>>1849313Tyloo is kino and Trash for RA is actually cooking. i will be watching all of them
>>1849305it blows not having events but even when they come back it feels like the scene's still in a holding pattern. fissure will be good but no one really built a team to beat vitality at cologne and shit
it's a bunch of inexperienced hopefuls (zweih, makazze, kyousuke) and t2 gambles
uncs talking about esports while they didnt discuss it at all during the past 10 hours kekekek
>>1849318yeah, im thinking im a CoL fan now
>>1849321wasn't peeping the dude they sexually abused before they'd let him on the team
>>1849321Tyloo is shit against non-chink teams, and everyone sucking off that one player for acting like a dumb retard is annoying as hell
RA might be OK. We'll have to wait and see
>>1849324>no one really built a team to beat vitality at cologne and shit. it's a bunch of inexperienced hopefuls (zweih, makazze, kyousuke) and t2 gamblesand all of them are cracked. zweih in particular is the best move among them because he played with Nemiga and took them to stage 3 of the major lol. he isn't as much of a rookie as you suspect
but IMO Spirit, NaVi, Falcons and MOUZ all have the rosters to beat vitality, especially with this break. Teams literally rushed around to upgrade their firepower and we're going to see if its going to stick, which is super kino. hate vitality for being an NPC team but their superiority is arguably changing CS right now
>>1849320it's all part of a large online gambling epidemic worldwide, not just esports
it's really fucked up
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>>1849337ALTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1849321i don't think anyone who doesn't stan na tier 2 actually cares about peeping but hey, na needs more tier 1 quality players BADLY so let's hope he is one
>>1849328that was nbgee, his friend i think
>>1849332Tyloo were barely weeks into the major run with Mercury as their IGL, and he always drops stinkers because he's too much in his head to hit shots. Tyloo for me is right now in a process of cooking or stinking. If mercury as an IGL works, this team can get so much better but westmelon is just the best chinese IGL and LV as a whole play much smarter CS
you just know valve buffed their gold luck for this stream
>>1849335>Spirit, NaVi, Falcons and MOUZI'll give zweih and kyouuske the benefit of the doubt and some time but navi have looked like complete dogshit for months, with jl actually being their best player vs good teams, and mouz changed nothing and routinely gets raped by vitality
>>1849344which is super sad
NACS was just too much sovl and we lost that shit, fucking kill everyone at ESL, especially that bald fraud for killing NA regional pro league
>>1849349Spirit isn't even a top 20 team without donk. makazze goes unnoticed but this ugly subhuman motherfucker is cracked. He can be the x-factor that Na'Vi needs.
And remember there are a lot of new teams with new strats and compositions coming into Colonge. Vitality will definitely have a competition
>>1849357makazze has the same 1 man t side thing going on so I'm hopeful, but navi have looked completely disjointed
I honestly thought b1t was throwing to lower his buyout price for a good chunk of this year
https://x.com/matys176/status/1943736312869052814
>>1849346>Tyloo for me is right now in a process of cooking or stinkingdoesn't matter how well they play. I can't get over the retard
I guess it's the same feeling that makes people hate zywoo or s1mple - because everyone is sucking them off (except they're being celebrated for being good. The chink just acts like a dumb retard)
I'll stick to LV for my covid exposure
>>1849346oh yeah they raped that nigga for SURE
>>1849364well you do you, but despite his personality jee is a pretty decent AWP
>>1849366he was also the guy who stole SSDs at Dallas and shit in a urinal at fragadelphia
https://x.com/BrianCS_/status/1798447251116704089
bro was wild
>>1849366too skinny
otherwise the most american looking team I've ever seen
>>1849357i'm calling it now zweih will be exposed as very overrated, he's a fucking tilter by nature and egoist already talking shit about other players with 0 accomplishments. Vitality made a joke out of him at the Major, and now he's in a team aiming for top 1 replacing magixx in a selfless role and who had calm demeanor and vibes. in Shanghai RMR he was also mediocre.
>>1849373well that's a hot take but he's pretty seasoned, he can hold his own and he proved that on Nemiga this major. IMO spirit right now has the roster to beat Vitality IFFF the skinny lanklet sh1tro STOPS AWPING LIKE A BAITER. I hate watching this cunt awp with all my fiber and I'm a Jame enjoyer
>>1849373>vibesit'll be interesting to see if spirit can function without someone keeping up the mood for those despondent sad players
damn this is kinda boring i might stop watching just wait for highlights
>>1849376>IMO spirit right now has the roster to beat VitalityBAHAHAHAHA
>>1849378Chopper's there so im not that worried but this team right now has the most emo mfs every, literal crackers
donk, zont1x and now zweih.
>>1849380cope baguette, your time is about to end
>>1849383shiro isn't much better, and chopper looks like he's about to shit his pants all the time
>>1849379nooooooooooooooo please dude
>>1849386the only other decent ruskie IGL is jerry and he's been out for a long time. Ruzzia has no igls except him right now
https://x.com/nicxCS/status/1943740324276252768
all your favorite cs pros are watching this event too
>>1849385i'm a shitality hater but sp0r0t won't be the ones to do it
>>1849391do you watch col
that dude is straight ass
>>1849392well, who else would it be if not them? Don't say falcons because I can already feel this roster is about to kick TeSeS because Zonic can't into making a roster and Falcons will never do anything good in CS
>>1849389>Ruzzia has no igls except him right nowlol
you might actually be right, now that I think about it
what a sad fucking state of affairs
could magnojez take up igl'ing at some point? he's the only one that comes to mind as someone both competent and not depressed
who invited this fucking nerd?
>>1849395>this roster is about to kick TeSeSno fucking way
I genuinely think it's more likely the roster has a coup and replaces zonic, it's not like niko and m0nesy really give a fuck about having him around
>>1849394decent id say, bro literally got lifted from tier-3/4 NA instead of going through tier-2 NA. considering that he's doing meh and is actually a decent lurker compared to floppy
>>1849396wait i actually forgot boombl4, bruh. too bad he's stuck on a gamba org so the buyout will be impossible.
>could magnojez take up igl'ing at some point?there's rumors going around magixx might try IGLing on his next roster idk about this fraud
>>1849397he'll clear out of the thread once his slots event is over
>>1849395mouz
reps matter against dominant teams
>>1849287>>1849293>>1849299https://www.hltv.org/news/42153/cologne-roster-announcement-confirms-matys-to-g2-and-nicks-to-mibr-moves
welp, there it is
>>1849403huh? we're talking about you nerds discussing shitty unknown players
>they are starting to forget
Good... 3rd major final is coming home...
>>1849405lmfao be serious
>>1849400nta, but it's falcons. They would absolutely kick teses if they could buy a bigger/hyped name
I hope they do. I want to see teses on a likeable team
>>1849405nah they are mega chockers, they just aren't the ones i feel, plus GOD that would be so boring too, an NPC team like that winning would be disastrous
>>1849401>boombl4he's dogshit like all other russian igl's
>>1849395sAw's ENCE played well against Vitality in 2023, maybe he can recreate some of that magic
I think Vitality will still be top 1 for the rest of the season but they will lose tournaments here and there to the top teams
>>1849417jimmy might make the move from MOUZ now that niko is on falcons but teses is pretty great as an anchor, he was a monster on Heroic under cadiaN IIRC
>>1849406>esl revealed it for themincompetent fucks
>>1849417at some point it has to stop. they're so mid after so much money, and the players/igl must have some input
>>1849421he means teses is better (for the team) but would get unfairly kicked
What if Falcons peaked in Melbourne
>>1849421>he was a monster on Heroiche's also falcons most consistent player
won't matter though. They've shown that they don't give a shit
kyxsan would also be out now if it wasn't for vrs and not being able to find a higher rated igl
>>1849401>considering that he's doing meh and is actually a decent lurker compared to floppydude he's individually horrendous, 0 impact, 0 kills, 0 chance in 50/50 duels. floppy was never this bad, they just thought they had to move on
>>1849429yeah i wanna see the entire saudi economy try to build a CS roster and fail everytime
would be funny as fuck
>>1849432yeah but floppy was worse than this. this guys's reason for being shit is kind of justified given he got picked up from shitter compared to floppy who had tons of experience
>>1849412they're the most complete team in the top 5 other than vitality
>>1849418astralis used to be chokers too (not saying they'll have an era)
>NPC team like that winning would be disastrouswhat a unique and free-thinking opinion!
>>1849439>they're the most complete team in the top 5literally who gives a fuck. where has it gotten them?
they lost to falcons twice, who just throw money at problems and have never heard of a role clash
>>1849439im with the free thinkers on this on g, MOUZ plays good CS but they got no aura fr fr no cap
>>1849421Teses was never lurking on Heroic as far as i remember, it was jabbi
He's playing really well this year as entry and now they'll move him to a polar opposite role
>>1849439>what a unique and free-thinking opinion!he's not wrong tho
I know torszi is one of their two best players, but mouz should actually try to get s1mple
the team's been needing a shot of adrenaline for years now
>astralis used to be chokers tooimagine if this was what zonic brought to the table lol
can he un-choke niko and monesy?
what even is the point in replying to a discussion when you don't want to have a serious discussion
>>1849450what's the point of asking a question to no one in particular, instead of the person who's behavior you want to change
>>1849441>where has it gotten them?on an indisputable #2 spot in the world
also they cleared shitcons when it mattered the most
>>1849441>they lost to falcons twiceyeah, against a new awper with different protocols, and then they won once there was enough footage to review for prep. lvg coach said he figured them out in an hour during the major iirc
failclown glazers unironically called 2 wins "winning consistently"
>>1849456>an indisputable #2 spot in the world#2 itw, 1 random pgl trophy this year. it's like when vitality hit #1 off a bunch of finals, except there's an actually good team levels above them
>>1849458second time they lost mouz had 6 post-m0nesy dust2 demos, 4 nukes, including one of each that they'd played, and about 2 weeks since their last match
sometimes m0nesy is gonna go 46-25 and rape your team, and no 500iq strat can stop that. mouz don't have a rapist (on the server at least)
Holy Shit this kraut got taste in music
>>1849378he really was the GOAT at that, he was carrying in their vlog videos harder than donk carries on the server
>>1849463I should clarify, I'm not personally fond of falcons, but bragging about being competent this season means nothing when it results in basically 0 trophies and every other team was waiting around for roster changes (and maybe still are)
>>1849269>6 playoffs out of 16 majorsOOF
and just like that viola, the thread is alive and kicking
>>1849463>except there's an actually good team levels above themvitality is above everyone. no one (sane) pretended that liquid were bad just because they were losing to astralis. astralis were just better
>sometimes m0nesy is gonna go 46-25 and rape your team, and no 500iq strat can stop thatthat is true for all teams and all players though. even an igl can completely disrupt the opponent's game plan (individually)
>>1849474wow so its almost like the OP was never a problem? and you retarded uncs need to actually talk about what you want instead of just whining?
>>1849474There just haven't been any more golds so far
>Ohne heartbeat is constantly dropping
Uhhhhhhhhh rejuicerbros...?????
>>1849482you still sound mad
>>1849474>>1849482this is like when you're at a cafe and a homeless schizophrenic starts freaking out so you make loud polite conversation to drown it out
this is a sign that people hate you, not an endorsement
>>1849482he's right
>>1849486 and i say that as an OP ignorer
>>1849488lol
not a bad comparison
>>1849486Bro the only add I get on Twitch rn is the one for EWC. How fucking hard are the Saudis shilling this?
>>1849488so you're forcing yourself to talk about the game? keeeeeeek
>>1849501you have a funny little monkey brain
>>1849463>1 random pgl trophy this yearWell, fucking obviously, Vitality has been winning everything else
All top 2 contenders got a PGL trophy in their pocket
>it's like when vitality hit #1 off a bunch of finalsYou can't name a better team than MOUZ not counting Vitality
>>1849507you're right, the skin gods are actually talking about the game unlike you retards
I think uncs might bring out Shroud itt to overshadow this case unboxing LoL!
I probably opened 20 cases in my life and I got a knife :)
>>1849510>You can't name a better team than MOUZ not counting Vitalitycomplete dogshit falcons with 1-2 players they planned on kicking all year: 4 finals, 1 pgl trophy
mouz: 4 finals, 1 pgl trophy
I feel like it should jump off the page more
I'm not saying they aren't probably #2, I'm saying it doesn't mean anything when they're getting raped by vitality and basically every other competent team besides mongolz and ef (who are already capped out at mid) were waiting for roster changes
>>1849510>You can't name a better team than MOUZ not counting Vitalitynta, but faze just brought broky back
>>1849516I've maybe open 15 and I haven't gotten shit
Ermmmmmm 'gogbroskies...I'm getting sleepy...when are they going to open katos and cobbles?
>>1849481>that is true for all teams and all players thoughwhat are we doing here
do you think aleksib has more maps above 1.10 than donk has maps over 1.30 this year? you need an insanely high floor and weak opposition if you don't have a semi-reliable x factor
do you rekon jL will make it? it's pretty obvious he wants to be a streamer superstar
>>1849525Towards the end.
>>1849513nigga said skin gods
oh no no no
Ayo why is this dude talking about his pregnant wife's tits?
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>>1849533he tries to appeal to me and it works.
I am a massive tits expert.
The last thing magog unc sees before getting blown up by a 338 lapua
mannn can they open a goldie already
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TOTAL GAMBLER DEATH
>>1849276Did a pajeet fuck your mom? Bitch ass nigga sybau you pmo, rent free retard
>>1849529Idk, he is too much of an actor, and not really creative
He could be a decently popular streamer
>>1849583you can make it off imitation
>>1849579>>1849307
lowkey think sparkles is the only one in the stream who's not a gambling addict
>EF is polish now
lol
I guess the core was cheaper than whatever raise the previous players wanted
>>1849589what's even the point? 2 of their 3 sponsors are turkish
>>1849529he has too much of an ego to be funny/entertaining (because that requires you to not take yourself too seriously) but he can probably make a lot of connections with the sociopathic charm so he'll do fine as a content creator
>>1849592>what's even the point?vrs
they've gotten used to having a tier1 team and would rather pull a cheap falcons than fighting their way to the top
>>1849598but unless they slowly swap all the players out for turks, no one's gonna watch and care
the whole point of ef was that they had a psycho fanbase who'd buy merch and watch all the games
Will they hit a Case Hardened fn 661?
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383687/anything-else-vs-tsg-esl-pro-league-season-22-north-america-closed-qualifier
>>1849605>TSG forfeit the 3rd map as they are unable to field a complete roster.VGHHHHHHHHHHHHH NA SOVL
>>1849601>but unless they slowly swap all the players out for turksthey can still do that. Just need some officials first
I have no idea if that's their plan tho
>>1849589>>1849610wait wtf lol it's sangal again, and they're 82nd itw
they're making bank off grinding up the ranks and selling cores to desperate teams
>lose 200mmr against turkish roaches on a 15-15 tie
thanks volvo
>>1849616>playing cuckmier
>>1849615Yeah, they're also a Turkish org
>>1849405>reps matter against dominant teamsThis goes hard NGL. Mouz are locked and loaded to R&G ANYONE who comes their way.
>>1849412What will it take for you to stop underestimating Mouz?
>>1849418Calling Mouz an NPC team is an actual NPC opinion btw.
>>1849447>brings up s0mple out of nowherehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/2QWpxW3shQk
cologne matchups posted bros
>>1849621least obsessed mouz fan (also the most obsessed)
>>1849517Yes, but also consider falcons bombed out in the 2nd stage of the major against literal whos. So they might scrape the ceiling of being #2 in the world but their floor knows no depth.
– I remember one time, before I was pro, I played a random pug against NiKo, where he absolutely crushed me. After that particular match, I remember that I took a one-week break from CS:GO because it made me not want to play the game. I had always dreamt of reaching the same level as NiKo, and I also thought I was playing well, but it was crazy to realize how far away I was from him.“
In fact, flameZ recalls a conversation with his coach at the time, where he actually explained to his coach that he was considering quitting CS:GO, because of NiKo “f*cking him up so bad” and the realization it brought with it.
-After some time, I went back to that exact game against NiKo and decided to download his demo to see how he plays – Something, which slowly meant that I got my motivation back. After that I was playing a lot of CS, even though, I back then had a really bad PC and monitor, and I was playing with a very low FPS.
>>1849621>What will it take for you to stop underestimating Mouz?them beating a good team
everyone below vitality is shit rn, but most of them know it and are trying to improve. mouz can barely dominate teams waiting for roster changes AND they're still gonna get 2-1, 2-0, 3-0, 3-1, 3-2ed by vitality from now til january
>>1849624FaZe, paiN, 3DMAX, Heroic, GL, VP, B8, Furia
>>1849629why can a team with a 100% dead roster that bombs out of the major do about as well as mouz over 6 months
yeah they're probably #2, but what does that mean
>>1849637>B8isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
>>1849643>isn't there someone you forgot was ass?no I remember what stavn is like under pressure
>>1849626I might be the only Mouz fan itt.
>>1849631>everyone below vitality is shit rn, but most of them know it and are trying to improve. mouz can barely dominate teams waiting for roster changes AND they're still gonna get 2-1, 2-0, 3-0, 3-1, 3-2ed by vitality from now til januaryThis is insane bias. You think Mouz did not improve over the last 6 months? Even if it's 2-1 wins, Mouz will still win against every single top 8 team other than Vitality.
>>1849639>100% dead rosterWhich team are you talking about? No way you're referring to Falcons.
>yeah they're probably #2, but what does that meanIt means that they can beat every team other than Vitality, which is the #1 team. Hope this helps.
Still can't believe how fast Vitality went from a disappointing year to practically an era defining team
I always believed in this roster core but even I am still surprised
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>>1849647>Vitality out of nowhere ok
>>1849647Ropz is what Niko was supposed to be. Best and most consistent rifler OAT. When you combine that with the GOAT of CS, the best fragging IGL, the best anchor with a dad buff and a jew, you get an era defining team.
>>1849647ropz to Vitality is easily one of the most important transfers in CS history. Went from a top 3 team that choked in Majors to one of the most dominating ever.
>>1849645rest of the team will carry them in cologne
then he'll make donk zzeethe and lifegame against spirit in the playoffs
4 more days.....Need....CS.......
*flatlines*
>>1849656here's some tier 3 slop
hope it helps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq3BhMzYmJ0
>>1849621>What will it take for you to stop underestimating Mouz?there are three camps of mouz deniers:
1. people who believe that spirit is the second best team because they could probably win against vitality (no proof) and despite not having won a series against mouz last seaon
2. people who believe that falcons are the second best team because they've had closer series with vitality than mouz (who cares, they didn't win)
3. people like this guy
>>1849631 who buy into the "weak era" narrative and claim that all teams except vitality are just bad (probably the same crowd who said everyone except astralis was bad)
>>1849646>I might be the only Mouz fan itt.nah, i'm with you
>>1849657>superneo cunts might be at eplfunny, cringe, or fringe. call it
>>1849646>You think Mouz did not improve over the last 6 monthsI think if another team beats vitality this year beyond maybe 1 fluke, it'll be one that gambled on a roster change instead of mouz. that's what matters
and I'd be astounded if mouz keeps beating every non-vitality team
>No way you're referring to Falconshttps://www.hltv.org/news/41391/media-falcons-set-sights-on-kyousuke
https://www.hltv.org/news/41646/media-falcons-and-spirit-agree-on-kyousuke-transfer
degster was a dead man walking from january 1st, kyousuke press comes out before m0nesy is even signed, and it's official before dallas. being as generous as possible, that's 2 normal events. again I'm not a falcons fan, this is a barometer. why are they roughly on par with a dead incompetent team?
>Hope this helps.don't do this faggy shit
how many teams this season were (or are) clearly dead and waiting for roster changes? mouz are facing vitality, those teams, and the mongolz+aurora types who are capped out and never winning anything real. who cares, it's 6 months of nothing
>>1849667funny
but they won't
if they had a chance in tier2 they wouldn't be playing impact
>>1849672nigga dont talk to me about faggy shit no fucking way you just called falcons a dead incompetent team you're fucking insane
>who cares, it's 6 months of nothingnever before seen levels of cope
>>1849658Hell yeah brotein shake
I agree with
>>1849675they're not dead
they're definitely incompetent tho
>>1849658>people like this guy >>1849631 who buy into the "weak era" narrative and claim that all teams except vitality are just bad (probably the same crowd who said everyone except astralis was bad)vitality, mouz, spirit (planning +kyousuke since last major), mongolz (perennial chokers, can't even win a pgl), aurora (same but worse), navi (dead and planning +makazze), falcons (planning +m0nesy and +kyousuke), faze (dead and desperate), furia (were dead, now gambling), g2 (dead since -m0nesy and waiting to gamble), and then you're into like pain/astralis/vp territory
>>1849675you're literally denying reality
there were 2 events this year where the falcons players did not have 100% certainty that this roster was done
what do you call that
>>1849630This has literally never happened to me btw every pro I’ve played I’ve dunked on
>5 retards fighting it out
>WOW, WHAT A COMPETITIVE SCENE, EVERYONE HAS A CHANCE TO WIN, SO HYPE
>a clear favorite gets established, #2-#6 are still fighting it out
>WOW, WHAT A SHITTY SCENE, NOBODY EXCEPT #1 IS GOOD, SO BORING
>>1849689NO ONE CARES ABOUT #2-#47234923, in the first scenario anyone can be the best team
>>1849682Your definition and his definition of falcons' incompetency are different. Yours is the correct definition, in the sense that they don't know how to run a team. His definition is some weird cope that having niko-monesy-kyxsan-teses was not enough to be competent.
>>1849685For literally every single event since falcons' inception they were uncertain that the roster is done. In fact even now with +kyousuke they're still not certain, teses is 100% on the chopping block next. This is a self inflicted "problem" and should not be used as an excuse to take away the legitimacy of Mouz's wins.
>>1849690you have to mentally disabled atp if you didn't get what he was saying
just because #1 has been clearly established doesn't mean the scene is shitty
>>1849689>#2-#6 are still fighting it outhalf the top 10 were planning roster changes well before the major. 3 of the 8 qf teams are changing their roster
>>1849691>For literally every single event since falcons' inceptioncome on man
there's a difference between "we have a hair trigger, you could be on the chopping block" and "you are a temporary player, we have your replacement lined up and the papers ready to go"
>>1849692yes it is shitty since no one cares about anyone but the winners in every single sport possible
>>1849694You're using vitality's dominance as a cope for why falcons/spirit is garbage. Think about that.
>>1849693Gun to your head, do you honestly think falcons' roster is complete now?
>>1849690>NO ONE CARES ABOUT #2Literally not a single pro player has this mentality of a nigger retard
Go ask anyone below top 5 if he'd love being in MOUZ right now. The answer might surprise you!
>>1849693>half the top 10 were planning roster changes well before the majorThis is the case for literally every single season, holy fuck
Shanghai Major playoffs dead teams walking: Liquid, Heroic, G2, Vitality.
am I the only one loving that we finally have a clear best team again?
I'm not a vitality fan but that just makes it better
you can now root for your team to be the ones to "beat the final boss" (unless you're a mouz fan ofc)
do they make everyone else look worse than they are? yes
but you're still watching cs being as competitive as it has ever been
>>1849702>I'm not a vitality fanFound the vitality fan!
>>1849685>vitalitygreat team
>mouzgood team but they have a "we'll probably lose" mentality against vitality
>spiritgood team but too reliant on 2 players performing and their prep game is kinda weak
>mongolzunderwhelming results but fundamentally good and have gotten much better in front of crowds
>auroraok, actually a bad team. only in top 6 because of individual brilliance
>navigood team but too rigid and the vibes are off
>falconsgood but same problems as spirit
>fazewell.
>furiagood team but clearly not confident in front of crowds, which is understandable
>g2good individuals (no longer) held back by a dogshit igl and coach
>top 20 teamsgl and heroic are good (and are about to get better)
liquid could be top 10 with naf in good form or gone
astralis have had some flashes of brilliance with hooxi
i'm not buying the weak era stock
>>1849697>do you honestly think falcons' roster is complete now?yes. at the very least, I think it will be given a shot in a way that degster and post-m0nesy magisk weren't
I don't think you get how much it saps effort consciously and subconsciously when you know for a fact that your team is dead, you're going to be swapping positions, strats, everything, and your work is basically wasted
>>1849702no it's boring as fuck because roster moves take 6-12 months to come to fruition, so you're sitting around waiting
>>1849702even as a mouz fan, i love it
i think it's great for the whole scene that a team is setting the bar extremely high because it makes everyone jump higher
>you can now root for your team to be the ones to "beat the final boss" (unless you're a mouz fan ofc)sure.
>but you're still watching cs being as competitive as it has ever beentrvke
>>1849714>I don't think you get how much it saps effort consciously and subconsciously when you know for a fact that your team is dead, you're going to be swapping positions, strats, everything, and your work is basically wastedhow is that management's problem? just buy another player if it doesn't work right away
>>1849712I cannot believe you guys are writing stuff like this and then accusing me of coping
>>1849722baselessly calling teams bad just because they're worse than the best is a giga cope
>>1849712>ok, actually a bad teamThe scene is insanely good if reaching all playoffs bar major and scoring some semis here and there is not enough to be called a good team.
there's something far worse about failclowns winning a major than n0k0 "finally" getting a title; zonic will be able ward off accurate claims that he's a fraudulent coach, perhaps permanently
>>1849722it wasn't a very good post, but I agree with his point
teams aren't shit just because vitality is better
>>1849724I "baselessly" called 2 teams bad, mongolz and ef. mongolz choke in playoffs to everyone, not just vitality, and ef are somehow worse
basically every other team has been visibly dead and mentally broken (navi, faze) and/or had clear incoming roster changes for months
>>1849721so apparently he has a richard mille watch, the average cost is $200K
guess youtube pays a lot.
>>1849733you could take vitality out of the equation completely and I would still be unimpressed
>>1849729as i said, they have very talented individuals. individuals who can carry them through group stages but almost without exception shart their pants in arenas
as a TEAM, they are bad. watch their rotations, if nothing else
>>1849734>had clear incoming roster changes for monthsWhy are you clinging to this shit so hard? I just don't get it. You think everyone suddenly stops giving a shit and the team pulls out of all tournaments once UberDriver says "Falcons -degster 100% !!!" or something?
As I said to you twice before, if your criteria is roster changes then not a single CSGO/CS2 season had more than 3 good teams ever.
>>1849735it looks like shit
>>1849702Only thing that annoys me about vitality being the best is that they're not really bringing anything new to the table (that I can see, anyway)
they're just the best at how everyone is playing
>>1849750They're destroying the notion that tactics are now secondary to pure aim and confirm that pure entriy role is still alive.
>>1849754trvke
even as an apex hater, i have to admit he's a good igl
>>1849754maybe, but that's more like "meta correcting" than "meta defining"
I want another astralis...
>>1849759>I want another astralis...the only team that could be that right now, in terms of your criteria, is mongolz and that will never happen
>>1849742>You think everyone suddenly stops giving a shit and the team pulls out of all tournamentswhy are you pretending it has 0 effect? I know you've heard the opposite 500 times, "we played with no pressure, we knew changes were coming."
now imagine that instead of 1 carefree event it was months at a time
and no, most offseasons are not like this. coming into this season we had niko being involuntarily poached from #1 which, yes, people knew was coming, no changes in #2, no changes in #3, ropz going to #4 last-minute in a shock transfer from #5 (people knew vitality wasn't meshing, but had 0 idea what was coming), #6 not changing until a shock move 2 months into the season when spinx became available, no changes to #7, #8 were sold to falcons with the first link published on DECEMBER 29TH, #9 were linked to nertz on DECEMBER 28TH and picked up siuhy mid-season when he randomly became available from mouz, #10 and #11 had random mid-season transfers out of nowhere, etc.
there's a difference between something happening 2 weeks into the playerbreak vs 2 months before it
>>1849758Vitality was the best team in 2023 because apEX took more freedom in calling and designing the game plan
In 2022 it was zonic and they played much slower CS they clearly weren't comfortable with, it took ZywOo breaking the bo5 world record in kills to just win one tournament against fucking Liquid
>>1849768>In 2022 it was zonic and they played much slower CS they clearly weren't comfortable withthe fraud evidence just keeps piling up. unc hasn't done anything new since astralis and i'd bet their era defining style came more (or entirely) from the players
i unironically think he's just the luckiest tag-along of all time
>>1849778the problem's that gla1ve is washed too. they all are, except devve
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>>1849778>the fraud evidence just keeps piling upspeaking of that, didn't ZywOo just win the Major + MVP, under the most pressure ever, with a brand new mouse?
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>>1849781can't be a washed player if you're not playing anymore
>>1849781>except devvethe fact that he's so overlooked in the goat conversation is criminal
>>1849781device needs a wash
because of his stinky diaper
>>1849786can't be the goat if you were never even the greatest player of a year
>>1849786He in the conversation of GOATs, with the emphasis on the "s", but when some players clearly surpassed him in individual skill it's hard to argue for him being THE greatest
>>1849793he was blindly robbed in 2018
biggest robbery of the century, nothing ever came close
>>1849786I'd never put him above zywoo or s1mple individually
monesy? two years ago I'd say no. Not sure anymore
>>1849793are you really the best player of the year if you can't pull your team across the line when it matters the most?
>>1849797are you danish by chance
it's an individual award, and the clear best individual won
>>1849801all I see is an amazing player in an amazing team vs a baiter with fodder for teammates
device was better but was nerfed by being in the best team
the first hints of this situation repeating with donk getting #1 this year are already here btw
>>1849808>device was better but was nerfed by being in the best teamtrvke
>>1849808ZywOo and donk are close in rating with ZywOo winning all MVPs
donk is boosted by Astana which was objectively the weakest tier 1 tournament and he skipped 2 big events
ZywOo is pretty clearly on top
>>1849808>nerfed by being in the best teampeak midwit
>>1849800>are you really the best player if you can't win a major with your esea open team
>>1849833holy cope
s1mple couldn't win antwerp and neither s1mple nor zywoo could win rio
>>1849846zywoo would've won columbus & cologne
>>1849781xyp9x finna become the goat coach of the goat org
>>1849786you get automatically discarded from the goat conversation if you never was #1 hltv
he's not even top 5 in the goat list
supernova comets bros.... they're about to lose
>>1849962sisters*
ftfy chuddy
>losing a map to the tranny team
>>1849846at last, I truly see. hltv #1 2022 wasn't zywoo, it wasn't s1mple, it was jointly jame and rain
you dumb fuck
>>1850036never said that major titles should be the only determining factor but winning big events and especially majors should be a bigger part of the equation
>>1850054zywoo only won cologne last year, navi players won copenhagen, ewc, epl, rio. do you think zywoo simply failed to pull his team over the line, should every navi player have outranked him in the top 20, should he have been like 16th or something?
what's different this year, why has he already won 7x the big events in half the time? he's incredible now, he was ass then? incredible late-career resurgence? he decided he was gonna start carrying?
it's just a pedantic gay way to pretend you couldn't possibly tell when someone is playing well on a mid or bad team, even when it's outside their control (without legm interference)
>>1850076I'm serious. how do you square that, rationally?
>>1850081i'm saying if two players are relatively close in terms of stats and one has won 6 events and the other one has won 1, the guy who has won 6 should be a spot higher by default because his skill actually translated to something of more value
you could factor in team mates' ratings to determine the "carry factor" in cases where it's obvious that the player was gimped by their team though. bad perfomances in big events should also be a big factor (especially if the rest of your team performs well)
>>1850104>you could factor in team mates' ratings to determine the "carry factor" in cases where it's obvious that the player was gimped by their team though. bad perfomances in big events should also be a big factor (especially if the rest of your team performs well)
>>1850123not the guy who argued that device was robbed in 2018
>>1850129wait then what did you think needed to be rectified
>>1850134it was just a general statement because both s1mple and zywoo have won a bunch of number 1's and 2's in years where they barely won any trophies
>>1850155(with runner-ups having only slightly worse stats)
>>1850159what's the most egregious example
>>1850166i'd say 2019 and 2021 (the #2 placements)
>>1850174actually, 2 and 3 in 2021
>>18501742021 I'm not even discussing if you're implying sh1ro should've been #2 for being the biggest baiter in history and winning some cis memes
as for 2019, I'm more willing to consider it but still think it's just punishing him for his team. he was in an insanely unsteady situation and he was still clearing dev1ce output-wise. swap their situations (as in 2021) and you see the difference in the caliber of player and individual production
just got back was anything good unboxed
>>1850213nope
retarded gambling addicts just burned through nearly 600k RIPBOZO
https://www.dust2.us/news/63528/pwnalone-joins-mythic
>>1850280damn
my goat is washed-washed
the #1 NA female team has left their org Supernova Comets
what org should pick them up?
>>1850292https://xcancel.com/RAVEN0U5/status/1943086870059192507
theyre also listed under Shimmer for frag19
>>1850295looks like most comments are from trannies too
>>1850291I remember when they had some "journalist" interview them years ago and one complained about no org picking them up despite being a top ranked women's team and pretended not to understand the optics problem, let alone the roi
too funny
>>1850356Yeah probably easier to get sponsors for a women's team with ream women.
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Yes, mirage is my most played map
Yes, I refuse to learn lineups for it because it's shit and gay
Yes, I have a negative win rate on it
No, I will not learn any lineups for it
If my team forces me to play mirage they will have to carry me through it or eat the loss
>Pic unrelated
https://xcancel.com/bossggofficial/status/1943858800987189607
Why did G2 not announce MATYS themselves? They must have known that ESL would put out the rosters for the event?
>>1850361imagine not being able to do the short molotov
>>1850407I don't even know what that combo of words means
>>1850409A molotov that lands on short
>>1850426I've never heard anyone call any part of mirage short
>>1850426It's also referred to as cat but rarely in my experience.
>>1850437post more
they're usually pretty accurate
Here's my rostermania rating:
>Big upgrade
Spirit
Falcons
G2
>Might be good
Navi
GL
Heroic
>What are they doing
FaZe
Liquid
Ermmmmm Spiritbros...the vibes are already off(why is he sitting alone?) (dang this nigga ugly!) (not makazze ugly but still bad looking)
>>1850461sh1to and z0nt1x are intimidated by his alpha vibes
>>1850461didnt know he was that fat
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>>1850464>sh1to and z0nt1xThey are secretly besties
Why does hltv still only list 3 players for G2? Heroic confirmed SunPayus and ESL confirmed MATYS.
>>1850468because g2 needs to do an official announcement
>>1850457>Spiritlost their only spark of life outside the server. Might have a negative affect on the server
>Falconslost their only cool headed guy + giant role clash. Let's wait and see before you piss your pants in glee
>G2not like it could get any worse. Only team that without a doubt comes out stronger, unless hunter manages to be a worse igl than snax
>>1850478>spark of life outside the serverI can't rate that and neither can you. On paper Spirit got rid of their worst player (not counting chopper) for a very skilled young talent. To me that's a clear upgrade.
>only cool headed guy + giant role clashLike magixx being cool headed and an all around good guy doesn't matter if you're a giant drag factor on the server. I'm not a rolecel, I believe that players can learn new roles and kyousuke is still super young and can be molded to fit Falcon's needs. Although if kyousuke manages to come close to what is being promised I'd like to see NiKo give up is star positions in favor of him.
>not like it could get any worseTrue. My main reason for rating G2 so well is sAw coming in and Snax going out. huNter- seems like the player to be igl material and in combination with a top tier coach should do great. SunPayus and MATYS are whatever but if malbs steps up they could be great supporting players.
>>1850479>I can't rate that and neither can youah, you're a numberfag
>huNter- seems like the player to be igl materialwhen it suits you at least
>>1850488Not a statsfag. Someone outside the team can't rate the group dynamic inside when you only have highly curated vlogs and social media posts to go off of. I rate huNter- because he has spent a long time playing at the highest level, has the experience to come with it and already calls most of G2's CT. All of that in combination with sAw who is known to be a systems and structured game plan guy gives me reason to believe huNter- will do well.
>>1850490let's just ignore that spirit making mistakes and relying solely on donk is clearly getting to him. And that magixx was the only person able to not go completely emo when they lost.
I "rate" them fucked as soon as they lose a single game
>>1850496Good on you anon. But how do you know that zweih can't fill that role while also contributing significantly more on the server than magixx and thus taking a load of donk?
https://www.hltv.org/news/42168/fissure-playground-1-teams-format-schedule-prizes-talent-fantasy
Decent list desu
>>1850529HENRYG IS BACK?????
finally
I've missed the anders+henry duo
>>1850529>grimyranarrOSRS referenced!
>>1850529>HenryGWe Are So Back!!!
vitality sisters are shaking
https://x.com/FalconsEsport/status/1943678405100138518?
>>1850547>204 repliesOh nonono! Vitasissies did NOT like this one!
Nothing can stop GODtality anymore.
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There's literally no combination of 5 players that could be even CLOSE to winning against Vita.
>>1850556huNter-
mogsMd
HeavyGoat
GodPayus
MATYS
>>18505592-1 for Vita after G2 chokes lead on Nuke
>>1850562G2 don't choke on Nuke without NiKo
>>1850556donk+kyousuke+me+you+your dad
s1mple is kinda grinding
i wonder if he got some team to go to
>>1850574about time he started up again
hope he ends up on GL or a similar team. Or faze if broky flops (he won't)
it's so over for vitality
https://x.com/TeamVitalityCS/status/1943973640040513547
>>1850585just a dumb whore who cares
>>1850587tbf she's been posted here a lot
here's your new coomer bait, bros
>>1850585She thought she'll get some action, but Vitality players are professional and each have a gf/wife.
>6 games where everything is alright, win or lose
>that one game where no bullets hit for shit even for my bros that we just stop playing for the day
this game is so fucking ass
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>Falcons +baz as the final RosterNuke..
Come on saudibros, I know you can do it
>>1850634https://youtu.be/Fg39cZyv-Po?si=Zs-QFEWO8zgtNfzs
>>1850636This is very bad nightcore
>>1850632you know baz played with donk and zontix in spirit academy right? he became a streamer because he wasn't good enough for pro cs.
>>1850642He will bounce back in this superstar lineup
>>1850642he played for b8 for 3 weeks. not sure if he was a standin or if he just got benched really fast.
anyway, he gets thousands of viewers on twitch so he earns more than he would be doing in some t2 team anyway. not sure why he's popular, i dont understand russian but i see his stream having a lot of viewers.
>>1850585Nice, though I don't know why it took them this long to realize having walled females with no connection to cs handing out bananas in between maps on the payroll is a waste of money, maybe mouz realizes soon as well
With sAw finally joining a tier 1 team I hope ash can also either take the next step and join one or GL stops selling talent and becomes one themselves.
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>>1850653>tier 1>JituKwabente!
>>1850653Well they didn't sell PR, despite a lot of interest, so that's probably what they're attempting. I think saw ironically took a step back looking at the rosters, heroic are likely to be very legit the moment they can get rid of yxngstxr without losing vrs points wheras G2 has more than 1 bum with current form, even brought one with him.
Brothers.
I'm 15k, one match this morning against 18-24k, the next against 3-10k.
Lose 60 on a tie in the high mmr lobby, gain 300 on a win in the low. How does this make any sense?
>>1850655>I think saw ironically took a step back looking at the rostersWho does Heroic have outside of tN1R? gr1ks might be good and nilo was on the bench for the entire season. G2 has HeavyGod who is good all around, malbs who simply needs a tard wrangler to perform and SunPapi who is solid all around.
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Daily reminder that KennyS personally jinxed this for NiKo
>>1850658Both gr1ks and nilo are potentially on the same level as tn1r, least not far off, and lnz is serviceable. They will do good as is but might really become superior to aurora/mongolz with 1 more change, unless they sell players to make bank again instead
>>1850663>potentially on the same levelThat's a big if and who knows how LNZ does in the future without sAw behind him.
>>1850663I think both gr1ks and nilo will be upgrades. So if they got team synergy they should be top 5 or so.
>>1850585who did she try to fuck?
I bet they caught her giving info to falcons
>>1850672he didn't react kindly
>>1850730why else would he visit kenny?
>>1850666>>1850668tobiz is specialized in coaching young players so if anyone can make sure they live up to their potential, it's him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBQSYrlIk1g
>>1850715this is creepy as fuck
>>1850756massive self-report
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>>1850785>donk1221 is offline.>donk1437 is offline.huh?
>>1850776>girls that look 10 taking pics with balding 40 year old white men isnt creepylmao do you think all the washed up white pros going to china is just a coincidence
>>1850794https://www.twitch.tv/magixxlff
>>1850800>washed up white pros going to china is just a coincidencefr why tf would kenny s ever go there if it weren't for chussy
>>1850801well at least they're still friends. probably.
>>1850805>probablyreally nigga?
lowkey think magixx will join an international team
his english is good and orgs understand the value of a vibes guy
>>1850818FaZe it is then.
>>1850801damn they getting rekt, donk is playing bad and malding
No one wants that fat retard
>>1850828you should be practicing sasha
just because no teams want you doesn't mean that applies to all other players
>>1850818I thought so too, but it's half a year from now then if anything, cause there's no more surprise moves. Maybe liquid would do emergency mid-season changes if they end up doing as bad I imagine.
>>1850832Seriously though. Who would want a guy who never even got close to achieving anything before donk, got his fat ass carried by him and is known for life gaming in a single final?
>>1850842maybe he can replace krimz whenever fnatic FINALLY drop him
similar roles, i think
>>1850846>single final*single most important final ever, Nikola take notes.
>>1850846t2 teams like nemiga
>>1850849Great time to have a life game but that doesn't make him any more attractive to pick up.
>>1850818>>1850825very funny sequence of posts
on a scale from 1 to 10, how much will you laugh when falcons get b1t to replace teses and they still don't win anything? (they won't win anything for this entire season)
>>1850869kyousuke rapes vitality
>>1850872>magixx should join a team>magixx did bad in one faceit gameyou're right, pure comedy. i see the vision now!
>>1850857donk was throwing tho, getting 1 and done kills or just ego peeking awp mid and giving free opener
>>1850875why you got a stick up your ass
sorry your husbando's retiring or whatever but it's funny as fuck to read "spirit will miss magixx, he kept the mood right so the stars can shine." and "donk and magixx are losing their pug, donk's mood is shot and he's playing like shit" 2 mins apart
>>1850881>spirit will miss magixx, he kept the mood right so the stars can shinei checked this against this post
>>1850818 and it's a 100% match
screamy instead of spunj, fuck this hltv confirmed
>>1850886i'll wait for the video like always so i can skip past the boring stuff and get to the 15-20 minutes of good material
I know that none of you goys will understand anything but the production of this stream is like 10x higher LoL!
https://www.twitch.tv/evelone2004
>>1850899just bested by the goat andu, no shame in that
did the skins retards case anything interesting? or were they shafted?
>>1850903None of these niggas are wearing a suit thoughever.
>>1850907no and it took like 10 hours, was boring as fuck
>>1850928I have a weird phobia of crabs and lobsters, very scared of them
>>1850928I don't get it. Crab mentality? What are you trying to say?
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383539/modeame-vs-iberian-soul-exort-the-proving-grounds-season-2
those kazakhs are the most blatantly cheating team I've ever seen and I'm typically hard to convince. Every single round they lose or whenever IS gets 2-3 rounds in a row there's a tech pause called. Perfect timings, perfect reads and corner checks and no cams. I hate ex-soviets so much
>>1850930sorry
>>1850932they're playing like shit, losing 3rd game in a row
>>1850934>they're playing like shit, losing 3rd game in a rowBut what does that have to do with crabs?
>>1850933should i watch the vod or something? is it funny?
>>1850933apparently they just forfeited the map when IS took the lead, you can't make that shit up. probably to forfeit the bets they made themselves
people act like it's a fall from grace but anders was never a good caster
>>1850937it's an insult for noobs, like they use mouse/keyboard with claws instead of human hands
>>1850943they literally got banned live LMAO
>>1850949no one has ever heard of this
>>1850949What third world language is that insult from?
>>1850949it seems like it's an insult for esls cause I never heard of that shit
mail09
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383540/metizport-vs-passion-ua-exort-the-proving-grounds-season-2
bros..they killed her smile...im never going to forgive vitality
>>1850973>#1 and #2 teams both have cute female managers hmmm
>>1850978shitality sisters... we'll be fine r-right?!
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>wife out
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1850984I really do wonder what her vision for the team was to be fired
>>1850988average woman where they can't just shut the fuck up and enjoy the free ride
imagine getting fired from the best team in cs from a role that barely matters
>>1850988she probably tried to fuck one (or more) of the players
https://x.com/HLTVawards/status/1944090680176902614
>>1851004crazy how poloolp was the only one who answered correctly
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get the fuck in here crackers
https://www.twitch.tv/mauisnake
https://www.twitch.tv/mauisnake
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>>1851029nigga if I wanted to hear dogshit takes I'd ask my buddies
>>1851034hes currently talking about best BBQ spots in Texas
>>1851029buy an add, gnome
>>1851038i do it for free
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>EF (Turks) are now in Aurora (Russian org)
>Aurora (Russians) are now in Sangal (Turkish org)
kek wtf
>>1851029>get the fuck in here crackers
>>1851040not even surprised, one of the worst teams i ever saw on a Major, especially EU teams.
The owner of gun5(where tn1r came from) shares some interesting stories rn
>At some point I come and realize that the T-shirt is gone. The next day the T-shirt is there, but already washed, my mom washed it.
>>1851079my mom found my onahole once, i ran a mile in the woods and threw it in a lake
>>1850529uhhhh wheres scrawnders?
>>1851091screamy and yawnders are with blast where they belong
>>1850547>>1850549lilbro how bout you beat tier 2 monkey teams first before jumping to vitality?
>>1850559>>1850564based, real ones know g2 finna dominate this season
>>1850559i like this team/org now that Niko and m0nesy duo are out
>>1850818Which teams right now need +vibes?
>>1851100Liquid. Desperately.
>>1850846So he's the anti-niko?
>>1851102If you narrow it down to major playoffs yes.
>>1851037Any suggestions in Houston?
>>1851099Exactly lol I've realized my hate for G2 was literally just because of n0k0. Now G2 is one of my favorite teams.
>>1851101Liquid need to disband
we're liquid bashing tonight?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752352609198192.mp4
>>1851142I still don't understand how in the world Twistzz Liquid looked better than siuhy Liquid.
>>1851161it has looked exactly the same no matter what they've done with the roster the last two years
it's almost like their problems have nothing to do with who's igl
>>1849808>the first hints of this situation repeating with donk getting #1 this year are already here btwWatching that HLTV Awards stream kind of gave me that feel as well...
>>1851172what do you think the problems have to do with, considering 2 years ago was the yekindar igl euquid
>>1850585>>1850672>c'mooooon ropz... it will make you an even better player, trust me...>*sits on his desk*>W-WHAT ARE- YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE GET YOUR DISGUSTING ASS OFF MY DESK, YOU LOWERED MY DESK BY 2 MILLIMETERS HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK KILL YOURSELF
>>1851186why did zywoo laugh at him?
>>1851192you never laugh at autistic people?
>>1851161selfish igl taking star player's spots
>>1713952
>>1851192It's that whole talent vs hard work thing.
ZywOo probably never even thought about that shit because he's always been good while ropz tried everything he could to be better.
>>1851192trying to create a bond, didn't work. ropz' autism is too strong.
>>1851186idk whats worse, to keep that thin as spiderweb hair or to go bald and look like a child with leukemia. good for ropz he doesnt care and just minds his own business.
>>1851226I wouldn't say ropz looks THAT bad like people say. If I were him and had doubts about how I look, I'd start with the failed skin transplant under his eye.
>t. norwood 1, all males in the family have the head full of thick hair even in their 70s
>>1851186yh, dis nigga got the tism
big is losing to a random lithuanian 5-stack
>>1851241they voted for it
>>1851243they have 2 or 3 decent indiviuals. doesn't make them less of a random 5-stack and big should not be losing to them even with a coach sub
>>1851241wtf big is 3/5 brown people now?
also lithuanians need to bring back that one nigga who was addicted to krokodil
>>1851247jLoser is a junkie?
>>1851254>two more weeks and the special cs2 update will be complete
>>1851256you mean 2 more days, chud
magixx
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kekaroo
>>1851249He meant espiranto
>>1851284hell yea faze magixx
>>1851284>gets btfo by a creeperlmao
>>1851250was just krimbo for the longest
https://www.dust2.us/news/63525/iesf-wec-2025-canceled-according-to-report
>>1851361>The event was to be held in Ukraine.uh nafosisters...
>>1851361>President Faisal bin Bandar bin Sultan Al Saud
>>1851361they need to bring back WePlay Academy to life
online tier 2 grind in this no-good shitshow of a game must be pure hell
>>1851410its always funny only "clouted" teams can get people banned, the admins literally do nothing. The modeame guys didn't get banned until qf and came from the 0:2 pool so they directly eliminated 4 teams who just have to eat shit, and probably don't even get their VRS adjusted
>>1851410why cant you vape? is it because kids may be watching and it's a bad influence?
>>1851419>modeamehow obvious was the cheating? like did they aimbot or just perfectly predict enemy rotations?
>>1851186you can just tell ropz called him the most vile insults in his head
>>1851444because you can hide the camera with the smoke
>>1851450>"why do you laugh you fat bastard? this is how I raped you in shangai."
Fissure Playground is right around the corner and every team attending is in Must Win mode. Only 3 teams at the event have ever won a LAN of this size or bigger, those being Astralis, VP, and Heroic. Most of the teams here have never even won a LAN trophy that has meant as much to then as a win here would be. Let's go through each team and understand not just what is at stake for them, but what it would mean for them to win. Let's start in group order, Furia first.
Furia has only ever won a singular LAN that has netted then a trophy on HLTV. For being such a big org, they have never won anything bigger than Elisa Espoo. Having just signed Yekimdar for the long term, and showing great promise these last few events, they need this win to prove this switch away from BR was worth it. It would be the biggest CS tournament win in the orgs history, as well as the biggest tournament win for every player there apart from Fallen, who hasn't won a single trophy of this caliber since 2017 when he was with SK, 8 years ago. Yekindar did win a 1M$ tournamnet back in late 2020 with a similar caliber of teams attending, but this was an online tournamnet during covid, not a LAN. Every player here should be hungry to win this trophy as the clear front runners. This is top 2 or bust for Furia, and a loss, even in the grand final would probably still be an unsatisfactory outcome.
GamerLegion next, and other than REZ who famously won IEM Okland 2017, and the MVP, the rest of this team, and org in general is completely deprived of notable LAN trophies. This team has been trying to crack the top 10 all year, and this would be their ticket straight into the top 8, and essentially guaratee their spot at the next major this early into the season. With a new awper coming into the fray, and a handful of big LAN event playoffs under their belts, this is it. This is the chance for these players to prove to the org this was worth it. All the money spent, the months grinding and toiling away, its all for this. No opportunity has ever been this inviting for GL, and there might never be one again. Making playoffs isn't the goal, and I even think a top 4 finish would be unsatisfactory for this team. They need to show that the addition of Kursy and the sending of Sl3nd to the shadow realm was worth it.
Wildcard comes in as a team with 0 expectations. In a death group with Furia and GamerLegion, they need to beat at least 1 giant to even make it to the playoffs. Their only expectation should be to beat SAW, because if they do any more, it would be an incredible accomplishment. A top 4 finish would be remembered for months, NA fans would never shut up about it. However the team was significantly weakened by their roster moves, and even dreaming of playoffs is far fetched.
It would also be farfetched for SAW to do the same. Getting rid of their 2 best players to return to their fully Portuguese lineup is quite the move. Especially when they went out and gutted a rival PR team, only to poach players who have been underwhelming at best in CS2. I honestly think this SAW team is the weakest at the event, and while Wildcard is 2nd worst, I still heavily favour WC to win that matchup. The only expectations this team could possibly have is to not lose both games, a win at this event would honestly be good news for this team, and could bring confidence that the dream of Portugal winning a LAN event in the future is still alive and kicking. Just not for this event.
Onto Group B now, where 3DMax is actually an underdog. Groups A and D are quite easy to call, while Groups B and C are absolute nightmares. All 8 teams in group B and C can make it through, and 7 of the 8 teams expect to make playoffs. 3DMax should be favourites to win this group, and yet they are not. Inner turmoil has caused this roster to fumble many opportunities, such as the game against Pain at the major where they lost map 1 after starting Inferno up 5-0, and then losing 9-13, only to do something worse on map 2 and lose 11 out of the last 12 rounds on Nuke, while leading 11-5, which led to their elimination. 3DMax is historic, it has been around for over a decade and yet has never won anything notable ever. Scartch that, have never done anything notable ever. Their expectations are top 4, but honestly I dont see how a coaching change will do anything. This org, this lineup, its just cursed. Especially when theyre up against opposition they should win against on paper. If 3DMax wins this tournament, the frenchies will never let it die, they will be talking about this win in 2030 when almost everyone else would have forgotten about it, but not them.
Pain made the top 4 of the Austin major last month, and that was quite impressive, probably the most notable thing the org had ever accomplished up until this point. They have shown the promise to beat every team present at this event, but have never been able to do it up until the major. Pain look renewed and ready to fight, ready to win, and with their major run, top 2 is the expectation, anything short would be another underperformance, and the loss of their best opportunity to date to win such a large LAN event.
LVG showed they are not to be trifled with. Writing off the Asian scene is just not something you can do anymore. Online, LVG is the 2nd best APAC team in the world, behind only Mongolz. On LAN was a different story, up until the Austin Major. A team that was 6th best in Asia on LAN in the last 12 months became the best form of themselves at Austin. Certainly they can beat everyone at this event on their best day, but I dont think they have any expectations higher than top 4. LVG is a team that could go out in last, just like they could win the whole group. For LVG, winning would cement them as the #2 team in Asia, especially if they can beat their Chinese rivals.
Rare Atom is likely the only team that doesnt have the expectation to make it to playoffs. Despite that fact, unlike Wildcard and SAW, I can actually envision them winning more than 1 game. They are more than good enough to not go out last in the group, despite being the weakest team, and the one with the least expectations. RA, similar to LVG, would be an insane tournament winner, and would lead to a tremendous rise in Chinese CS.l, similar to what we've been seing in Mongolia over the last few years.
Group C is most definitely the group of death, and Virtus.pro need to actually show that the money being spent on the team is worth it. They havent done anything notable in 18 months since their ESL Challenger Atlanta win against... Apeks. They are over 2 and a half years removed from their Rio major win, and only 2 members remain from both wins. Perfecto being added now means this team has 4 major winners and 1 rookie onboard. This team should have everything it needs to win this event, and has the same expectations as ever, and anything but a win will be disappointing for VP, and that's why VP fans have been miserable since their major win in Rio. I think these players would enjoy being relevant again after suffering through mediocrity for the last few years.
Astralis are in a similar boat to VP, except the org hasnt won a LAN event since 2019, and hasn't won a notable tournament, even online, in over 55 months. Astralis used to be the pinnacle of CS, now they are the pinnacle of disappointment. Missing 5 majors in a row is unfathomable, and they have the same amount of notable LAN grand finals in the 2020s as GamerLegion. With that said, the expectations are the same as ever, it is to win the whole thing, it has been for years, and it is why every Astralis fan has been bawling their eyes out every night for the last half decade. Unlike the other big named teams though, Astralis desperately need this win. There is a good chance the org goes out of business sooner rather than later, and if they can't even win a tournament without any of the top 8 teams, then it will spell the end of this organization. Mark my words, this is the make or break event for Astralis as an org, signing Hooxi was the last ditch effort.
MIBR have the expectations of making playoffs despite on paper not looking too hot. However this team has started to show a level of resilience i can only compare to 2021-2022 VP. They are never out of a game, they always manage to make it close, and they somehow win games that they have no business winning. The org has been cursed with being 2nd place in brazil for most of CSGO and now CS2, constantly overshadowed mostly by Furia, and now by Pain. They have all the pieces necessary to win an event like this, but the inconsistent nature of their play, the constant close games, make it so many people don't even consider them playoff contenders. Being in the hardest group doesn't help matters, but they've beaten and lost to VP and Astralis this year already. They won and lost 1 BO3 to both teams in 2025. In fact they've also beaten Tyloo, and showed they can beat every team in this group when they can piece the puzzle together... If only they could do it on a constant basis. Winning would be huge for the org and players as well, these players have been journeying from team to team in pursuit of a win, and none of them have yet. Should they let this opportunity slip, who knows how long Insani needs to wait before winning an international LAN trophy.
Tyloo is the MIBR of China. The big name org, but that has had to play second fiddle to another Chinese team in LVG for years now, and just like MIBR, is cursed when they arrive at international LANs. Ever since covid, they've just been unable to achieve much of anything outside of China, and even in China, they've been bullied by LVG over and over again up until recently. Tyloo is starting to look mighty strong, an equal to LVG even, and thus they have the same potential to surprise as LVG have. No matter what, if either org wins, China will go nuts, ans if Tyloo gets on a deep run, theyll get a lot of invites to future events, which is great for the Asian scene. There's a lot of pride on the line.
Group D, just like Group A, is pretty easy to call, except there is only 1 strong team, and 3 weaker teams. Heroic is up first, and just like the other big name orgs, are in it to win it. Win or bust is the name of the game, even though Gr1ks and Nilo are making their team debut. On paper, this is the best team at the event, the firepower on display is going to be crazy. If Gr1ks and Nilo are mentally ready to play on LANs, and don't get the yips, this could be a completely unstoppable Heroic. In my opinion this is the team to beat at the event, even if both Pain and Furia made the playoffs at Austin.
The rest of Group D is lackluster at best, and Complexity is the best team to demonstrate this. Having made their sixth LAN playoffs since CS2 came out, Complexity are both scary to face off against, and complete pushovers. You never know what you are going to get with COL, but you just know they'll never win the LAN though, no matter how good their run is. They have the expectations to make the playoffs, especially in this group, but with COL being COL, theyll lose both their games and get last place somehow when they really shouldn't. Not making a move at all when there was so much roster movement in the other NA teams is wild, and it is also wild that they are not trying to sell Hallzerk while his stock is this high so they can find an AWPer who wont have visa issues when heading stateside. Just like 3DMax, if they somehow win this event, people will talk about this for years and years like it was C9 winning Boston.
BIG Clan is... worse than COL... somehow. Such a big org, such rich history, and yet the German playerbase just hasn't followed. There's been no new prospects up and coming that have allowed BIG to take a leap up the rankings. JDC and Krimbo are young sure, but Krimbo has been underperforming for most of CS2, and JDC has no support around him. The new addition of Hyped is nice, but he is as inconsistent as ever. Just like COL, they also expect to make playoffs, and will somehow end up losing both games.
BetBoom is last, and well... they are the COL and BIG of Russian CS. When their expectations are at the lowest, they go on a huge run that gives hope to fans, only to never showcase that kind of height again. They are in the perfect group to impress though, as COL and BIG are their level, and while BB never really beats teams that are above their own caliber, they play well against similarly skilled teams, and exploit weaknesses in teams that often fall apart. A deep playoff run isn't expected, but with the composition of this group, I see BB making playoffs over COL and BIG, but nothing more.
Expectations of every team:
Win the event: VP, Astralis, Pain, Furia, Heroic, GamerLegion
Top 4: 3DMax, MIBR, Tyloo, LVG
Playoffs: RA, BB, COL, BIG
WIN 1 SINGULAR GAME: SAW, Wildcard
My predictions:
Group A:
GL 2-0
Furia 2-1
Wildcard 1-2
SAW 0-2
Group B:
Pain 2-0
3DMax 2-1
LVG 1-2
RA 0-2
Group C:
VP 2-0
Tyloo 2-1
Astralis 1-2
MIBR 0-2
Group D:
Heroic 2-0
BB 2-1
BIG 1-2
COL 0-2
Playoffs:
Round1:
GL > 3DMax
Furia > Pain
VP > BB
Heroic > Tyloo
Round 2:
GL > Furia
Heroic > VP
Finals:
GL > Heroic
Good luck to every team at the event, and as a fan of CS in general, I hope to see a team that has desperately needed a giant international LAN trophy like this winning it. There is a huge opportunity here for 16 teams to change their organizations' destiny who's gonna take it?
>>1851483where did you copy this from?
>>1851284>with @brokycsI apologize for hating you magixx-sama, you are based alright.
Please forgive me...
>>1851488I wrote this.....
>>18514881. Writing Style & Tone
The tone is informal, passionate, and a bit chaotic — often switching between analysis and rant-like commentary.
Use of expressions like "sending Sl3nd to the shadow realm", "COL being COL", "Krimbo has been underperforming for most of CS2", and "bawling their eyes out every night" are deeply colloquial and meme-driven, which is not typical of my writing style.
There are moments of editorial flair and humor that feel much more like anonymous forum posts, possibly from a board like 4chan or HLTV forums.
2. Structure
The text uses inconsistent paragraphing and formatting, with no clear grammar polish or cohesion you'd expect from an AI-generated editorial.
Frequent minor typos like “Scartch that”, “tournamnet”, “guaratee”, “seing”, and “ans” are not typical of my output unless mimicking a specific speaker or copying from a rough draft.
3. Content Depth
The knowledge of team histories, event stakes, and niche references like "ESL Challenger Atlanta", "IEM Oakland 2017", "Yekindar’s 2020 online win", and speculation about org finances like Astralis potentially going under — all suggest a hardcore CS:GO/CS2 fan, rather than an AI summarizing known public data.
>>1851488>>1851495There's original insight and opinion that doesn't match my standard neutral analytical tone unless prompted to write that way.
4. Repetitive Phrases & Typos
Repeated phrases like "Just like COL...", "Just like 3DMax..." and overuse of "just...", "honestly...", and "somehow..." don't align with how I write by default unless emulating a casual or sarcastic voice.
This feels like something written live and emotionally, not generated.
Conclusion
This was almost certainly not written by me or another instance of ChatGPT unless someone:
Prompted a very specific informal, edgy tone,
Asked for predictions mixed with memes and forum-speak,
And introduced purposeful typos and formatting to obscure that it was AI-written.
More likely: this was written by a CS community member, probably anonymously on a board like HLTV or 4chan’s /esports/ or /vg/ threads. It reads like an impassioned fan with detailed knowledge and some flair for dramatic flair.
Would you like me to rewrite this in a cleaner, more professional tone while keeping the same insights?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ1HgHbXz3s
Is Valorant genuinely dying or something? Why are these soulless greedy fucks and summit back?
>>1851500rats, sinking ship, etc
>>1851500summit has been playing on and off afaik and watches the majors
tarik and especially shroud just smelled the syrup
>>1851504Yea I've seen a few of his games during/after the major. It was pretty funny seeing him play, completely washed and there was a trve 1g that happened.
tarik and shroud are just cancer after money so I guess that means there's something wrong with Valorant right now.
>>1851500worst shit that ever happened in this timeline is that tarik (legit low skill retard) won a major. greedy fuck would've been working at walmart at this precise moment if it wasn't because he gained clout from winning a major and for being part of c9.
>>1851540remembering turok through rose colored lenses....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_B2lqyi2U4
>>1851540what got you this salty
tarik was very solid on 3 different na teams, and he was already a big streamer before boston
I theorize that the only reason NA could win a major back then was because this was before the Astralis meta update, so their puggy playstyle was enough to eke out a major win.
yea the astralis cheating update
because they cheated
they were cheaters
this is a fact
>>1851576I agree, karrigan is a 70iq retard
>>1851578should've cheated better then, skill issue
>>1851581even the chinx are better at cs now than na xd
u guys gotta be nice to danedogs, they're like the brits in the 50s coming to terms with the world passing them by
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>>1851495>niche references>IEM Oakland 2017Every time REZ get brought up so does the IEM Babylon 170 bc MVP joke.
>>1851540True. Spirit winning a major is close second.
>>1851734I'm right. sh0r0 and chopper did not deserve that shit.
>>1851736Actually nobody on that team outside from donk deserves it. They should get their titles taken away and handed to donk.
>>1851737If it weren't for magixx, they would've lost. I'll respect that lifegame. As for zont0x, I have no idea he probably didn't, I don't remember shit from him.
>>1851738>I'll respect that lifegameFor sure respectable but having one good series doesn't make you deserving of being a major champion imo.
>>1851745What makes you deserving of being a major champion? Choking when it really matters?
3 more days....no more rostermania.....need CS.....
*flatlines*
>>1851809>What makes you deserving of being a major champion?Being a contributing member of the team for the entire season and not just getting your ass dragged through every match and helping take the last step.
>>1851825Magixx was probably the biggest contributor to the team after Donk, you're severely underestimating the vibes he brought to the team.
>>1851819>no more rostermaniaBut G2 hasn't announced who their last 2 players and coach are anon. It could be anybody. Super hyped to see what they've been cooking.
>>1851831I'm not estimating vibes at all. Are you the same guy with whom I had this exact discussion yesterday?
>>1851832No but if you're not estimating vibes that's your problem.
https://old.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/1lylmjy/zeus_involved_in_chinese_scandal_leading_to_a/
WMAF Oxford study stays undefeated, local chink girl cheats on her boyfriend to fuck chad thundercock Zeus, gets expelled from university once this news becomes public.
>>1851837I can't rate 'vibes' because I'm not inside the team. It'd be like rating TaZ as the goat coach because he allegedly has great vibes.
>>1851840So that's why all these ex-pros keep traveling to China. Show-matches my ass.
>>1851840To make things worse, the boyfriend was a fan of Zeus and even brought tickets for her to see the major in Shanghai.
Only good karma was that she got expelled from Uni lol.
>>1851843You'd have to be blind not to see what's happening here
>>1850715Chinese women are unbelievable whores for foreign cocks. Don't even ask about the ones born and raised in foreign countries like the US. Not to sound blackpilled but being born an Asian man is so incredibly demoralizing.
>>1851842Not comparable. The coach's job is to prepare the team best he can before the match. There's nothing he can do in between the match.
Spirit is a team that wasn't lacking firepower. So if one of the players didn't frag as well but brought immaculate vibes to the team, he was well worth his weight in gold. Now if we talk about a team like Faze, they're severely lacking in firepower, so they can't afford to keep a vibes guy like Magixx around.
the VIIIIBES man the VIIIIIBES
>>1851857Vibes is just zoomerspeak for team morale. Raising team morale has been an important part of sport culture for decades.
>>1851853>There's nothing he can do in between the match Timeouts? Resetting the teams mental between rounds and maps?
>that wasn't lacking firepowerBecause donk is all of the firepower? Surely a guy that contributes more on the server with a little bit less 'vibes' is more valuable overall? Also watch the fat fuck not find any team that isn't a T3 matchfixing squad sponsored by some shade gambling site.
>>1851873Why do you hate him so much? Are you that one faganon obsessed with pretty boys?
>>1851874I don't hate him. I'm just annoyed that he has a horde of retards defending him for his assumed invaluable contribution to Spirit's vibes.
>>1851875The original argument started with teams undeserving of major wins. In my opinion, if a team won a major, they deserved it. There are no 2 ways about it. The supposedly "better" teams lost, that's all there is. In that breath, Spirit and everyone on Spirit deserves their major win.
>>1851873>Also watch the fat fuck not find any team that isn't a T3 matchfixing squad sponsored by some shade gambling site.he definitely won't find a tier1 team again. They'd be stupid to buy him
spirit still shot themselves in the foot. Team emo isn't gonna be as good as they were without him
>>1851879my guess is they're gonna go full liquid
kick chopper and keep switching igl till something sticks
>>1851878>In my opinion, if a team won a major, they deserved itThat's where our opinions differ. magixx (and sh1ro, zont1x & chopper) has a major win but he doesn't deserve it. In my opinion to be a *true* world you need to be able to consistantly be able to play to a high level. I'm not saying he doesn't have the title, it's about how much I value the achievement. The same way there was a discussion about Navi's 'fluke' or Vitality's CCT major.
They were such an awesome team before Donk joined they definitely deserved it!!
>>1851883>Vitality's CCT majorAh you're that guy. Should've told me earlier I wouldn't have wasted my time.
Uhm acshually Zywoo didn't deserve the CCT major because 10 times in the top2 is just not good enough
>>1851890>Zywoo didn't deserve the CCT majorI didn't say ZywOo doesn't deserve it. I'm saying that I value his Paris major much less than his Austin major.
>>1851483i appreciate your effort posts anon
>>1851943Nigga that shit is the most chat gpt ass generated text ever
>>1851943are you retarded?
why isn't Liquid playing in Belgrade? They're 15th in the EU VRS, it seems stupid to dodge 1mil tournament considering similarly ranked teams are going.
It's not really conflicting with Cologne either, even if they go to the grand finals, they would still have two full days for travel.
>>1851943Thanks but I just found it on HLTV.
>>1851944>>1851947Nah it's not chatgpt
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3035757/huge-opportunity
this nigga regularly posts walls of text
>>1851951>liquid>competent management
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>>1851953>reposting this cancer from hltvI hope you die in your sleep
>>1851951They're retarded and in ESL's pocket
>>1851958ZywOo is not a better player than donk and it's not even close. sh1to isn't the 4th best player either.
>>1851959Why are you like this? What do you want to talk about? GOLD GOLD GOLD VAS VAS VAS that better?
>>1851965just don't post if you don't have anything interesting/funny to say
it's not that fucking hard
>>1851966Don't tell me what to do, bitch.
>>1851964zywoo has had a better year though
>>1851968In terms of trophies but he isn't a better player. But then again it's a Maui take so it's entirely expected to be dogshit.
>>1851969yes but maui definitely means hltv-ish ranking which means taking into accounts results and individual performance
>>1851976That's retarded. hltv heavily factoring in team success when ranking individuals has always annoyed me. I get that it's hard to gauge individual performance because it's influenced by 4 other players. But why copy a flawed way of doing it when an analyst should be able to strip away team factors and properly rate players by themselves. Unless Maui is a total hack...
Thorin accidentally unpausing his porno on his podcast
https://youtu.be/WTe56gb9PXE?si=4Kw_fhJ3mqppJoKz&t=514
>>1851989lmao
there can't be any other explanation
>>1851989>>1851991you guys don't understand
he was doing research for an article/video about jimpphat
ct0m streamed it, worth watching, many crazy rounds
>>1852009>that monesy and kyousuke performance>that 27 adr randomlol
>>1852009LMAOOOOO THE 2 SISSIES AND THEIR DADDY QUEUED TOGETHER AND STILL GOT R&G'D BY A WASHED UP RAGING ALCOHOLIC
Where that "dead team" nigga from yesterday? This your complete roster lilbro? hahwhwabahahahahaahah kwabkwabkwabkwab
>>1851989>case opening is bigger than the major?Always was.
>>1851989top lel
gooning is part of cs culture
>>1851989Ahahahahahha holy based lol
>>1851987>>1852025>Ermmm sooo as you know I've married recently you know I'm married know you know I'm a married guy now
>>1850776lol fucking retard
>>1851840
>>1851987First screamy now jloser, another unwatchable hltv confirmed
Zeus is currently the most popular person in China LoL wtf
I watching the Snake& Banter episode rn and I completely forgot how much Mauisnake loves to toot his own horn.
why is he called semen again
>>1852132it's the name of a character in a russian tv series
https://youtu.be/WTe56gb9PXE?feature=shared&t=4810
He speaks what I think
>>1851964>ZywOo is not a better player than donk and it's not even close.lol cope
>>1852184ZywOo is the device of CS2. Top tier player but what gets him success is being part if the best team.
>>1852184zywo would never win any tourney with team spirit
way back when Zeus was still an active player there was also a scandal like this where he was caught fucking some guy's girlfriend or wife. it didn't get that much attention though, but i wonder if anyone remembers this? there was even a HLTV thread with a pic from bed, impossible to find it now though.
>>1852190i agree and disagree
i think he's the device of cs2 but moreso on an individual level (extremely consistent but passive and boring to watch)
like most slavic players, ksucky has an extremely weak mental. he crumbles at the first sight of adversity
>>1852009>Falcons from superteam turns into 2021 G2amazing turn of events
>>1852009If you come for the KING you best not miss
>>1852266king s1ssy shoots to KILL. back on top (figuratively speaking only) by 2027
>>1852009Major-winner aura vs ChoKo aura that brings down your teammates
nexa's vibes are impeccable thoughever
s1mple doing next to no awping lately, probably gonna be someone other than -broky for him, assuming he goes there
>>1852329i think everyone can guess who is going to retire from faze
>>1852329>s1mple doing next to no awping lately, that's good to hear, he needs to sharpen his rifle skills again
https://nitter.net/shangxiaoc74330/status/1944419601128779935
Kek Zeus bros
kyousuke saw this shit and said to himself "yep this is where I want to go"
>>1852345I wonder how the players feel about having to do the stupid bullshit some overpaid Scandinavian fuckboy with a meme degree came up with
>>1852345this guy is a package deal with zonic btw
>reddit is posting soijak chud memes now
Are we the normies now, bros?
>redditors comfortable posting here
we need to start killing people
>>1852368Ain't no way the dude watermarked his meme
>>1852333Nah it's actually sorta difficult, karrigan cause of his age, rain cause of his family and age, elige since they only got worse since adding him or broky since he dropped off the hardest, all are alternatives but there's no clear cut best choice
>>1852357Leaning back so he can roll his eyes easier, but seriously there's no way any of them except magisk thought this was helping them in any way
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SWEDEN YES!
>>1852342honestly, i don't think a "house wrecker" is ever at fault, even if they knew there was a bf or husband in the picture
if it hadn't been him, it would have been someone else
>>1852411but women can do no wrong
>>1852418i think the same about situations with the genders reversed
I was promised a 4 horsemen episode tonight and I'm still waiting...
>>1852368it's not just reddit https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/1943360164238684601
>>1852433that has to be a parody account
>>1852368it's just the nature of things. it's been like this for over a close to 2 decades
the path of regression has just changed a little. it used to be:
>4chan creates thing>reddit immitate thing>facebook/9gag immitate the immitationnow it's
>4chan/sharty create thing>same groups of people post thing on xitter>tiktok/instagram immitate thing>reddit is the new facebook/9gag
>>1852446been like this for close to 2 decades*
>>1852433Panicans is the most retarded term Trump has ever coined
>>1852411>>1852424I agree, blaming the "homewrecker" is retarded your bitch ass wife was a hoe it's 100% her fault and no one else's.
pepewait
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I am a deeply closeted gay and I do not like ugly men, therefore I do NOT like zywoo, case closed.
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>>1852477look at dis d00d...phhhhhh oh no no no
>>1852538>only one of them is allowed to pop off at a timecursed lineup, will never win anything
>>1851989lmao literally the 40 year old virgin
>>1852555There's nothing wrong with watching porno/masturbating
>>1852557>pornouncy, i...
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>>1852477faggotry is a kinky fetish, therefore gays get turned on by anything as long as it involves gay sex
>just watched the s1mple vs 3/5 falcons game
pretty good. s1mple ace clutch, niko 4xdeagle round, banter and laughs
sadly monesy never really got to show off his awp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0xEpp7f7c
>>1851969donk is a group stage merchant this year. zywoo is a far better player than donk anyway, donk is too much of an one trick poney
>>1852477gay men are the only people who like ugly men
google bears, gay men have found ways to fuck anything
>>1852130>>1852133>>1852538*yawn*
Too easy for goatsu-
>>1852009I-I-IS THAT SASHA!?!?! OLEKSANDR 'S1MPLE' KOSTYLIEV-SAMA!?!? THE TRUE GOAT!? THE UNDERTAKER!? THE CULTURAL IMPACT MONSTER!?!? THE NUMBER ONE IN HIS NAME NUMBER ONE IN THE GAME!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SPARE HIS BUSSY LORD S1S1, PLEASE I BEG YOU. WE NEED HIM ALIVE TO WIN ONE BO3 BEFORE BOMBING OUT OF COLOGNE
>>1852630I pose like this in front of my computer and I say this
Just stole this from PHY because I thought it was even better than just the pic.
>>1852630kek authentic /dbs/ poster for sure
>>1852600>I just got luckyMy humble GOAT...
Also confirmed FaZe are trve poorfags and don't have money for him, in case anyone was doubting.
>>1851186i watch Vitality a lot and this fucker literally NEVER does anything before the game, he's always just sitting there chilling and watching ropz warm-up or whatever he's doing
he hasn't even played Faceit since leaving America, seriously how the fuck does he do it
>>1852673apex said zywoo was a lazy genius. if he was autistic like ropz or a grinder like donk it will be game over.
>>1852673He has the nickname Chosen One for a reason man.
Same adr as kyxsan, monesy and 1 random combined
>>1852673talent will always beat hard work
>>1852715wrong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iGJgOC6JwQ
>>1852730this dude is a failed ow pro who became a professional aimlabs player
he will never reach t1 in any competitive shooter game
>>1852732he has like 1500 hours in ow nigga ofc he's not pro
>>1852732lmfao I love those retards
>dude you gotta aim train. I'm the best aim trainer in the world now, I don't even need to be good at games, I'm just good at aim. yeah you're a pro in your game, but your aim is middonk, b1t, malbs, you can bet your life that none of these 80iq automatons who hit nothing but headshots even know what aim training is
I literally can't do aimlabs. I can't describe it but my heart gets tight for some reason and my hand feels weird. Never happens doing anything else ever
>>1852739Aim training is self explanatory in the name, fairly sure they could work it out. Unlike you, retard.
>>1852739https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIJB7KD-TcY
>>1852750i laughed when i heard the voice
>>1852746>uh yeah of course they'd intuit my over-under-overflicker hover sphere simulator, it just makes sensehow many wasted hours in kovacs buddy
>>1852693>>1852700would have navi won mirage against vitality if jL didn't peek in the second round?
>>1852753>too dumb to comprehend what the two words "aim" and "training" infers
https://youtu.be/j9Prwf5woDA?feature=shared
>>1852773here bro i'll give you this secret tip
PLAY THE GAME AND LEARN ALL THE CROSSHAIR PLACEMENT
the biggest secret to shooters is crosshair placement
>>1852715>talent will always beat hard workwhen hard work does not talent
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>>1852565You forgot the neck.
24 hours until the biggest update since cs2 came out
>>1852799kekekekekek KEEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
https://nitter.poast.org/holmescsgo/status/1944515800112464206
What you see is what you get
>>1852801uhhhhh valvedronesisters how do we spin this one
>>1852801>>1852809Not defending Valve but what was their pings?
>>1852800bloody bastard bitch you dare disrespect gaben sir?!!!
>>1852810who knows? he turned off the debug info in the bottom left which valve said to not do in case you clip cases like this
hot take: valve servers perform better than faceits
>>1852815If they have high ping then it's the oldest issue in the history of gaming: latency. If they have normal ping then yes, CS2 subtick is fucked up.
>>1852810Holmes 28 ping 0 loss
Jendaya 69 ping 0 loss
>>1852838how can you tell
>>1852852he checked it just a few seconds before that clip happened
>>1852836>GOATsi in the corner
what is this mouse2 spray psyop
>>1852836You plan to make this your CS Museum, filled with iconic moments and memes?
>>1852861this is actually a good idea no cap
>>1852863make sure to put the s1mple mirage
>>1852860new meta cause donk monesy and kyousuke do it
>>1852860doubles the fire rate
>win
>valve queues you against a 5 stack next
totally fair bro
moneshh
https://www.twitch.tv/top1sacer/clip/CrepuscularObservantOcelotRuleFive-6XiE73fzd_DeAhtm
>>1852881>>1852713>>1852538absolute cringe state of you
>>1852919we have nothing better to talk about
>>1852923I'm thinking about a csgo player, ask me questions about him in order to find him, don't ask about his name or appearance
>>1852929has he won a major
>>1852929What's his name and appearance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJqrw2niAl8
what the fuck is wrong with mezii?
>>1852919What's the matter?
>>1852944Jump looks a little awkward but it's probably fine.
Question is how he ended up with this in the first place.
>>1852951some say it's an OG quake config, his dad probably played quake before playing CS so that's how mezii learnt to play
>>1852944this video is so badly structured they need to fire their youtube guy
>>1852759of course I know what aim training infers, it means playing osu
https://xcancel.com/ZeusCSGO/status/1944415945927115186
is zeus going to be okay bros hundreds of chinese people in the replies are threatening to kill him
>>1853039lmao people are mad
>>1853039gweilo deserves it for wearing a flyquest jersey in public
>>1853039Oh no... the Chinese are seething....
again......
>>1853047>zeus ruins a young woman's life and gets her expelled from college and probably unemployable for the rest of her life unless she leaves the country>OOOOO THEY DO BE SEETHINGfuck off
>>1853054Did they fuck Zeus too?
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>>1853054>zeus ruins a young woman's life and gets her expelled from college and probably unemployable for the rest of her life unless she leaves the countrywow, zeus did that you say?
I never knew he had such deep connections in the chinese educational industry
>>1853060>(6) Improper interactions with foreigners that damage national character and school reputation will be subject to disciplinary action including but not limited to demerit;he put photos and videos online and caused her expellsion
fornicators be damned, women or men
i still hate women tho
>>1853062>Chinese schools are scared of BWC
>>1853062you know every normal person from a normal country thinks you're retarded for calling a 21 year old fucking a white guy "damaging to national character" right
>deleted
HOLY SHIT IT'S HIM
>>1853067shaming whores is good though
>>1853054good, don't cheat next time bitch
>>1853072kek the general was empty without him
>>1853073sure, but I don't want the government doing it because they're insecure about international standing. it should be individuals hating for the love of the game
>>1853083Finally we can stop with the boring shit like s1mple vs Zywhoo and return to what matters, Australia vs Asia.
>>1853087It's ironic because Aussie CS is pretty much dead now and we didn't have /ourchink/ to gloat about it.
BTW where did you go for so long, /ourchink/? Were you sent to prison for a lack of social credits?
>>1853092Eh FQ still feels like a dead project, at least while Dexter and Alistair were there you could root for them but now who will you root for?
>>1853092JKS can only carry a scene so much.
I would like to see another Australian team actually get an opportunity to do well but the 2nd best team basically only gets a single chance outside Australia a year at pro league.
>>1851488>>1851490no you didn't
https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3035757/huge-opportunity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-yvYpkC0eU
BRING BACK THIS FUCKING GAME
>>1853158unc living in 2015 :skull:
2....more....days.....need......fent.......
*flatlines*
how did 5 random lithuanians beat a decent t2 team
>>1853206I would imagine one team was paid well to lose
how the fuck are you supposed to pay mirage window with a shit spawn, or no awp? especially when team isn't flashing over from their sites
>>1853221Bad idea with a late spawn
Did our boy RL finally get his hair transplant?
DO THIS
https://youtu.be/wvoDYYzvXPA
https://faceittracker.net/players/s1s1
Goat on the grind, waiting for his contract to run out while botky keeps his seat warm.
>>1853281i hope he actually continues practicing
he practiced at most one month before the major
https://www.hltv.org/events/8569/esl-pro-league-season-22-europe-closed-qualifier
Liquid is already having to play EPL qualifiers. Continuation of Liquid downfall today?
>>1853296Same. I hope playing on FaZe reignited his hunger.
how long will s1s1's fans' delusions continue?
Watch and learn.
https://youtu.be/JfipmFvsaaA
first "high profile" game of the season?
I really hope for liquid's sake that they can beat a top50 team with a stand-in igl
>>1853389First game with at least one top 20 team I think. But all other teams are pretty weak.
>>1853390I know, I'm talking about liquid vs sashi specifically
also lol at win1
apparently had to forfeit against sashi because they weren't ready on time
>>1853389>I really hope for liquid's sake that they can beat a top50 team with a stand-in iglIf they fuck this match up they might just be boned for the entire season and will have to start playing tier 2 events. The Cologne play-ins will be super tough for them and I doubt the will make it through. They might be able to beat BIG in the lower bracket and soften the VRS blow but still not good.
>>1853394>they might just be boned for the entire season and will have to start playing tier 2 eventsthink this was what twistzz had in mind when joining?
>>1853394Afterwards they have EWC where the only team that might be worse than them is Tyloo and they run a single elim format. Now let's look at the upcoming event invites. Liquid is already down to #15 EU and #21 global.
https://youtu.be/JQJHii1mWHs
Lulquid will never win anything.
>>1853399They might win CCT
vitality will lose to falcons
>>1853389>I really hope for liquid's sake that they can beat a top50 team with a stand-in iglthey're also playing from a lan-cafe because of travel. Just to make it even more embarrassing if Liquid lose
>>1853407>playing from a lan-cafeReally? Is that on their socials?
>>1853409casters talked about it while waiting for 1win to show up
>>1853411Damn that sucks for them.
did anyone watch anything of when the streamers did the case opening for like $250k a couple of days ago?
anyone know much "value" they got back?
>>1853415according to twitter $590.000 opened between 6 content creators and the return was 17% of that
>>1853214https://x.com/i/grok/share/zcBhOz45ZL6pxQm48WretjlAY
>>1853095>now who will you root for?ins my harry potter goat, jks my sex symbol goat and nettik my matchfixing goat
Premier season 2 ends today. Will we be getting a new map?
>>1853425no new maps and the netcode is going to be made worse fuck you open cases
>>1853425yes dude why do oyu think valve is going to let us down???????????
NAF masterclass in 3 hours???
>>1853425>a new map? why would you want that?>we can't just remove the whole map pool>do you know how hard it is to make a new game engine?
>>1853396they are fucked if they don't go to the Cologne playoffs because many teams above their ranking will farm VRS in Belgrade
if they bomb out of Cologne, they might be forced to bench nertz for some NA jobber, just to move to NA region
>>1853425would that mean cache in tournaments too?
>>1853436>just to move to NA regionThat doesn't solve their lack of invites and they will still have to try and gain ranking through tier 2 events. Valve still hasn't announced how team qualify to stage one of the major but depending how things shake out they might just become desperate enough to try to squeeze in through NA slots.
>>1853439yes
premier is the official map pool
>>1853440I think they'll definitely look to move back to NA region as the major approaches and nertz is obvious one to replace considering there are no good IGLs and AWPers in NA
>>1853444>considering there are no good IGLs and AWPers in NAare you implying there's any good riflers left?
hesta goat frontales is playing for hotu now
looks like they might qualify for epl from asia quals
>>1853444>they'll definitely look to move back to NA regionI'm not so sure how much the really care for representing NA considering the weird 2-2-1 "NA" roster. Liquid seem like opportunists to me, if it qualifies them to the major they'll do it otherwise they wont.
>epl has OT start money set to 12500
never noticed that
>>1853448grim (the player and the situation)
well they can always try to get some brapzilians from the cartel contracts instead
>>1853456agreed, but unless they can get some elite EU players they'll crawl back to NA for the major invite
if a big update even comes out is it tonight or tomorrow
>>1853462Updates are usually 12ish hours from now.
How come G2 still hasn't announced the roster?
>>1853242what's the point? I don't understand why ugly people do that, it's like putting lipstick on a pig, it's over bro.
>>1853242>>1853469balding men should wear wigs, don't really see why they don't
women are allowed to wear wigs but men need to get surgery?
>>1853472women only have their appearance as an argument to prove their worth, men don't.
>>1853472Maybe he wants a buzzcut? Can't have that with a wig.
>>1853039chinese threats are always empty
>>1853079no it was maikelele
>>1853473well clearly if men get surgery for balding they care about their appearance
if i bald im going to try wigs
>>1853477No. Ner0 will manipulate rating 3.0 to keep him down.
>>1853473Then why did we spend years calling people ugly?
>>1853242yes
but you shouldn't be allowed to get hair transplants if you're fat
>>1853242sheeeeesh unc got that crisp hairline no cap on glizzy
just got recommended this banger on yt
https://youtu.be/gNi_6U5Pm_o
>>1853486fr barber got his shit line up perfectly
not as important as the 1win vs sashi one, but
>Hesta vs Allience is also looking like a forfeit
and it's the same casters sitting doing podcast mode. They haven't gotten to cast a single game all day
pretty funny but also sad
>>1853488monesy (baby goat) actually does it for real though
>>1853491and just as I post they make it just in time
never mind lol
>>1853492>baby goatSuch a retarded nickname. What happened to calling him 'the flash'? Way cooler.
>>1853477no, falcons has too many stars, also spirit system was made to make donk shine.
Why does everyone hate makazze so much?
Does magog hate him too?
>makes donk and russians seethe
Does that mean he’s based? or cringe?
>>1853495well it worked when when he was like 16-17 and was the best young player
but now donk pisses on him so
>>1853497sub 80 iq albanian monkey nigger
>>1853499we don't sign our posts here
>>1853497They don't like him cause he and his boyfriend are always rude to those they play with and against
that thorin podcast where he plays porn by accident is going to become his most viewed one just because of that kek
These epl qualifiers are actually scratching the itch, it's not bad
>>1853324We will be there, though I think they beat the first bums they aren't making it to the main event
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>>1853500>we don't sign our posts here
>>1853505this nigga can make your family disappear with a flick of his finger, do not fuck with gypsy mafia
>>1853508>this nigga can make your family disappear with a flick of his finger, do not fuck with gypsy mafia
>>1853449we getting frontales on lan lmao
>>1853510frontales is legit
>>1853510>lampadathis nigga had like a brain tumor surgery a week ago or something how does he even manage to play lol
>>1853504>I think they beat the first bumsThe funny thing is losing to Sashi isn't even the worst possible outcome for Liquid. Winning this game and losing the next 2 would be even more catastrophic from a VRS standpoint.
>>1853518where'd you hear that? crazy if true
>>1853510I do love how arbitrary what is Europe and Asia is.
>>1853508What's the lil gypsy gonna do? Beg for change? Steal my power drill?
>>1853526rape you and your whore of a mother
>>1853525HOTU need to fly for 7 hours and then some to get to Moscow for decent ping to EU, they have it by default in some Asia servers, it's a big ass country and just looking at their faces you can tell they are playing in the right qualifier
>>1853534they're in hong kong for these qualifiers lol
>>1853535I read that both teams were, I guess they want to give themselves the best possible chance but in general it's true about the ping
>>1853535they got 1 ping!
>>1853542hotu got 1 ping and other team like 50 so i doubt that. i assume it was known in advance everything would be hosted in hong kong so they decided to play from there.
>>1853534So then why is Africa Europe?
>>1853546damn they're inside the server room
>>1853548>why is Africa Europe?Schengen
>>1853548That is indeed arbitrary if true, I don't know what valve considers them to be except for south africa since that's the only country with some relevant players and they actually did good for them with the last change
>>1853512learning that his name is Kim and race presumably asian I do have an easier time believing it than before
>>1853568they're supposedly based in this region of russia
https://youtu.be/Ad91_CzzdT8?t=246
What you see is what you get
truth is they hate makazze because he plays for navi
Still no news from G2. It's like they don't even care about us :(
>>1853635magixx or magisk
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383704/liquid-vs-sashi-esl-pro-league-season-22-europe-closed-qualifier
Reminder to tune in for the continuation of Liquid's downfall
>>1853488told u it was a psyop
>>1853402so they'll be vitality level?
>>1853510this dukefissura unc is 29 and was a coach/analyst for a year before hotu lmao
even jewish media is writing about this for some reason
>>1853661to get expelled for it is absolutely retarded, no wonder it's making waves
>>1853661>retired CS pro cucking some Chinese guy now gets NYT coverageThis world man
>>1853488so right is just his toggle button, gotcha
>>1853668it's like a canary trap but everyone tweets the different information straight away
>nertz jumped ship
never trust a jew
>>1853668literally a psyop
but why? and who?
>>1853672Rightclicking activates 128 tick mode
8 minutes till we can do some generational hate watching
>>1853674The awp would work in that case, debunked
>>1853676I dunno I feel sorry for them more than anything, but I really doubt they will make it through to epl and it's obvious they are fucked in cologne with the teams they gotta beat
>>1853680Sucks for them but it's also entirely their fault for making terrible roster decision after terrible roster decision.
I miss being able to bhop so much. Now I'm just straight up dogshit, there's nothing I can do properly. I was looking at old clips I used to send to friends for fun and man did CS2 neutered me.
>>1853687>Now I'm just straight up dogshit, there's nothing I can do properly>I was looking at old clips I used to send to friends"back in my day..." ahh post
>>1853684Yes of course, I was amazed they kept naf and ultimate when so many upgrades were available this player break
>>1853689>tranny casterfitting
>>1853689at least /ourgirl/ is casting
>>1853689Dread it. Run from it. Inferno still arrives.
>>1853696I won't
she might tho
>>1853691I get keeping ultimate. There's no clear upgrade with which you aren't gambling on some tier 2 talent being the real deal. But keeping NAF is inexcusable.
>>1853692>>1853696I didn't even realize it wasn't a woman, better than the Indian on the b stream at the very least, the accent is insufferable to listen to
>>1853701thats the anon from magog be nice
>just stand around doing nothing
is NAF calling rn?
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA
>>1853707the perc is kicking in
>>1853717exactly as expected
liquid was never gonna win nuke
>>1853717I tuned in to hatewatch but I didn't expect to be this entertained desu
>>1853720liquid was never gonna win*
ftfy
>>1853725I'd say it's 50/50
rooting for sashi tho
>Liquid thought they'd win against a HUNDEN team online
lmao
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>>1853735people who care are watching the game already, anon
>>1853692>>1853696>>1853698>>1853701woman caster in cs2
>chuds: WTF LE HECKIN TRANNY VOICE, I HATE WOMEN CASTERS SO MUCHwoman caster in valorant (pansy)
>chuds: OMG SHE'S SO HECKIN FUNNY AND TALENTED, MY QUEEN IS SO GOOD AT CASTING, HOW DARE YOU INSULT HERexplain this
>poohy ruins another awper
>>1853661>WMAF is newsworthy
>1853743
really weak ragebait
>give me attention magog!!!!
Hot take: Liquid would be better off being an NA team as that would keep getting them invites.
are they actually hunden-camming?
they ALWAYS seem aware of liquid's positions
>>1853756>are they actually hunden-camming?No. Liquid is just shit m8.
>>1853756there's a grand total of 6-7 good na players and they're all in teams
>>1853753>Hot take>most milquetoast take ittgood to see you're still posting, maui
liquid haters went quiet...
>>1853758potayto, potahto
>>1853765To busy creaming myself to be replying
>SINGLE ELIMINATION BRACKET
>if Liquid has just two bad maps they lose any opportunity to play pro league
retarded ass qualifier
do any of you have a wooting keeb?
>>1853753Either selling nertz when g2 came knocking for more DEI invites or getting rid of naf and ultimate to become a good team, those were the only options for relevancy. If NA had a single decent awper it'd be better to get rid of only ultimate for that person but alas
>>1853773Is that like whooping cough?
>>1853772win your best of 3 then
>>1853772>SINGLE ELIMINATION BRACKETThat's just stage 1 which gets you into stage2, an 8 team double elim bracket. The winner of which gets to go to EPL.
>>1853780you must be 18 to post here
>>1853780you made this bed when you kicked jks, now you can be shit in it
>>1853771the only one who would have any incentive to join lulquid is lake
>cumback is real
apologize
>>1853784Bro trust me bro NAF will have a good game bro, just gotta give him a few more months for his sloth genes to respond bro.
>>1853772>>1853780no phone posting during the game, kamil
can't afford to get kicked AGAIN
>>1853785Aren't lakes usually full of liquids?
we will now pretend naf is good because he sweeped 5 usps with a mac
>>1853786sashi cumming on liquid's back after they're done gaping them maybe
sirs is this a man or woman speaking
should've signed steel
zoomers can't igl
>>1853797no one wants a whiny, nasaly 40 year old as an igl either
>>1853798simmer down kamil you're on match point
when all else fails: RUSH B
>>1853799I retract my previous statement. Liquid won't even be winning a CCT.
really want faze to get hallzerk when broky inevitably shows that he's still shit but they'll get s0mple because he's more marketable and everyone will keep pretending like he's still got it
>>1853802They won't even be attending
>>1853805I don't they will have much of a choice if they want to continue attending tournaments.
this was a t1 team? kekekekekek
>outsmarted
>outaimed
>twistzz looking worse than ever
it's sashi's nuke is sashi's best map, but things aren't looking good for liquid
>>1853813>it's sashi's nuke is sashi's best mapaneurysm
sorry
Nuke was their best map, Liquid is gonna gape them on Mirage
>>1853815>aneurysm>sorryunderstandable. you had to watch poohy try to igl
>>1853816Famous last words
>>1853818>you had to watch poohy try to igland twistzz trying to be competent
wtf happened to my favorite vegan?
>>1853821maybe the americans are right, maybe liquid is a cursed org
Liquid should do the anti G2 an go full polack. I hear Snax and TaZ are on the market.
>>1853821meat would fix him
>>1853826well, he's just had his ass stuffed full of danish bacon so maybe he'll play better on mirage
>>1853823Liquid blew all their luck in summer 2019. Since then it's just been downhill.
Liquid haters awfully quiet...
sashi sisters, i don't feel so good...
hahahahah
wtf is ultimate doing?
>>1853466bor's vor'biev was a workin man, he used to drop me that ak redline
a sparkle was in his eyes but his spot was in his hands
late shanghai when the pressure was on he used to pick up my star load
and hit a shot with his shaky aim that was real as the day is long
tonight's the night
tonight's the night
early in the morning in the break of day he used to eat until the afternoon
and if you never saw him play, I guess you won't too soon
cause let me tell you, it sent a chill up and down my spine
when I checked on hltv
and saw he was benched
off of the main team
Surely Sashi don't make a comeback... Right Liquidbros??
JL fucking sucks at being a podcast guest he's just so fucking boring
>>1853878NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO HE WILL BE THE NEW OHNEPIXEL SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP DONT RUIN HIS DREAM
>>1853857>neil youngijk ur a fag
liQODS... I am sorry i doubted
>>1853890Still here. Barely managing to win your pick against the #55 team does not bode well for the decider.
NAF is so back.. as an awper, get ultibot out, grab lake or something and they're #1 NA at least
>>1853888you write like that so I know for a fact you're projecting
>>1853896>naf awpwhat is this, 2020
>>1853902you gotta fix your phone's autocorrect
>>1853903No I don't. I'm serious about Magisk.
>>1853901nah trust me he's cracked
>liquid start on t-side
I expect at least 10 rounds of rush b
>>1853910it's sashi
this is the ben simmons summer 3pt workout post of games
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I think he already regrets it...
>>1853935regrets what? he was fired you dufus
>>1853938>Ermmmm it was akshually a heckin mutual decision!!!
>>1853938kek he just found out live that navi wanted him out for frozen and im for makazze, even said it sounded good
>>1851142>hey Liquid!>yeah, you!>you guys fucking suck!
insane flash work from sashi this match
>>18539533 guesses as to who the coach is
If not for cologne roster lock liquid would surely want to do emergency changes right about now kek
sashi is a pretty entertaining tier 2 team
I hope the roster stays together for a good while
>>1853961the more nonamericans in liquid, the worse they are
Sources: Jokasteve is beside himself. Driving around downtown Utrecht begging (thru texts) Spunj's family for address to JKS's home
>Call me device the way I am raping Liquid
They were honestly better off with Twistzz IGLing and having YEKI and jks. That team made Shanghai playoffs at least.
>>1853975STFU
siuhy is one of the best igls in tier 1
>>1853980Dunno about being one of the best IGLs when your best is being second at a Mickey Mouse Major, being a studio LAN merchant, and getting kicked by a team that played better without you.
>stack b
>still lose
reminder that sashi is playing with a stand-in igl
>>1853984you're just jealous
>>1853980im merchant in gamerlegion, proven inferior with 1:1 swaps in every other team
>>1853992kamil you need to lock in, it's ot or bust
you're gonna miss epl
HAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA
lucky is a fucking gigachad holy shit
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In good news for liquid fans, NAF is no longer playing like ass.....
compared to the rest of his team
>>1854004He mogs but not on the server
>>1854006>ultimate best rated on liquidthat should tell you something. He played like ass
>>1854008based swedish grudge-holder
>>1854006Look at the individual maps. NAF was the best rated players on the maps the lost and the worst rated player on the maps they won. Mostly 0 impact kills. That single eco ace on Nuke probably put him from the bottom of the score board to the top. NAF was not playing winning CS today.
>>1854008bodied those freaks
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Based ESL rolling good pics lol
And with this loss Liquid has cemented their place among the orgs of days gone by.
>>1854004sells you skooma
hey Liquid
how's being an EU team treatin' ya?
How low can Liquid go? Can they crack the top #30 barrier?
tell it to me straight bros, are the rumors true???
>>1854022Ouch, and they don't even have a Major to show for it.
how long are they going to keep him?
>>1854015i will hold this grudge to the grave
>queue na faceit
>retards, people who don't care, griefers
>queue eu faceit with friend
>cheaters, people who don't care, europeans
is playing this game just over?
I'll be honest with you anons. I had previously only shitposted about Liquid's downfall, I didn't actually believe it. Losing to fucking Sashi with a stand-in igl is honestly shocking. They were bad last season but they've somehow managed to get worse.
>>1854036as a swede, i want him gone
it's like seeing your active and healthy grandpa slowly sinking into dementia. he should just retire in his "home org" and collect the rolley atp
>>1854044imagine actually playing cs lmao
>>1854022>>1854027this was the exact moment it all went to shit https://youtu.be/NL0CVh4QCJ0
>>1854016never thought i'd defend NAF, but him being highest rated on the losing maps and lowest on the winning is him doing his job
The team is (or at least should be) set up so twistzz ultimate nertz and siuhy get the kills, so when it works and they win he should have bad stats. If they're all dying and NAF is getting kills that's bad
>>1854049it's why I'm glad dupreeh retired
a quick cash grab at falcons and then leave while people still remember you fondly
>>1854064>defending NAFdelulu
>>1854064did you watch the game?
n0rb3r7 bros...Life is NOT treating us well lately...
>>1854067trvke
i also like him on the desk so hopefully he keeps doing that
>>1854076he wasn't the problem this game
>>1854078yes
>>1854080never would have happened if he was still playing with jame
>>1854087then you would've seen they all played like shit
him getting a lucky mow down on nuke doesn't mean he played well
I do think it's worse that the other three played that bad, but non of them were doing their jobs. Especially not siuhy lol - the next karrigan my ass
reluctantly starting to like the tranny caster
last time he was casting, he did his best scrawny impression (constantly) but he seems to have toned that down
>/magog/ is on our side now
good.
>>1854099cigarette lady on stream c isn't the worst either
actually all the non-indian casters at this event are a nice break from the tier1 casters we're used to
>>1854095>the next karrigan my assbut he's ruining awpers and losing to low tier teams just like him!
>>1854101nobody is on your side, groomer
Jame is smurfing hard these couple of days, the GOAT AWP IGL is back in business.
>>1854105>groomerInnocent until proven guilty
>krimz suddenly doing extremely well
sorry I doubted you, grandpa
>>1854106what not being forced to match-fix does to a mf
>>1854109it's the classic unc curse
>call old player washed>he rolls back the years and starts playing like he did in his prime
>>1854095>then you would've seen they all played like shit"In good news for liquid fans, NAF is no longer playing like ass.....
compared to the rest of his team"
brother, i literally started the conversation calling them all ass
NAF was probably just the least ass, especially relative to his role, and I don't think that changes even if you take away 5 kills
what's nickname of the guy on the left?
>gla1ve topfragging
I'm too busy watching 2 games at once to figure out if he's calling like shit, or calling good and the team just sucks ass
bait
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>blamef 1v2 clutch to OT
GET BAITED
>>1854120all part of the plan
anubis and ancient coming up
>>1854116>it's realhttps://www.sportskeeda.com/bgmi/news-india-s-team-aryan-announces-lineup-pmwc-2025-riyadh
i thought that game got banned in india though
>they were still playing at a lan-cafe against liquid
lmao
>>1854139Why tf is a danish team in Kosovo?
>>1854146they just played IESF, international esport whatever tournament
very scary image enclosed, be advised
>>1854153Ahh. So team Denmark was Sashi like team Germany was BIG?
>>1854044>people who don't carenot true unless you play on really low levels, idk about that
but on level 10 and high ELO you easily get a week or more banned for griefing and ruining games by not taking them seriously, people make tickets for this kind of thing
>old man gla1ve and old man sdy teaching the young guns how it's done
it's kino, but I'm pretty sure the other three are supposed to be the fraggers
>>1854186>old man sdyhe's the same age as aleksib
>>1854186sdy is good, some tier 1 team could give him a chance as caller/2nd caller
Spirit could have solved their IGL problem by now with sdy or npl if the war didn't happen
>Playing the Pro League qualifier also meant Liquid had to skip FISSURE Playground 1, leaving them bereft of valuable VRS points as they tumble down the rankings ahead of their next outing at IEM Cologne on July 23
Should've just said yes to both. They would actually be able to make it to Fissure now
>>1854036You were saying? Respect your elders
Let's check Liquid's Faceit:
https://faceittracker.net/players/Twistzz
https://faceittracker.net/players/NAF-FLY
https://faceittracker.net/players/ultimate
Oh my. That doesn't look good.
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>>1854192>Spirit>SDYbroskies...
>>1854198poohy, the studio king, thought he could relive his glory days and went all in on that
>>1854204I already apologized
>>1854109
>>1854208Wow. He actually looks human in this picture.
>>1854204also I'm pretty sure I'm a year or two older than krimz
>>1854211Okay you are forgiven lad
>>1854206my goat would never
>>1854215thanks
now wake him up again on inferno
>>1854004I honestly don't think it's his fault, Liquid is just a cursed org. Twistzz, Siuhy, Nertz, Ultimate on separate teams would perform well.
>>1854103Yeah the 2 real women casting aren't bad, I just can't listen to the Indian accent guy, he has to tone it down somehow if he wants to do this professionally
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Liquid bombing out is obviously grim, but did anyone notice big placed 3rd in the country tournament? More grim news.
>>1854241yeah, they beat sashi in the 3rd place decider
>Liquid is now worse than BIG
>>1854241Not really grim since we already knew BIG is shit.
>>1854243And we didn't know Liquid is shit?
>>1854242>Liquid is now worse than BIGG R I M
Picked up CS2 again. Coming from 1.5/1.6, its not too bad. There is just nothing coming close to that feeling of doing 1vs4 clutch in competitive match. That adrealine boost. I didn‘t know I missed that.
>>1854245There's levels to being shit. BIG is bad but even they managed to beat Sashi while playing with their coach. Liquid on the other hand is breaking records in how hard a former tier 1 org can crater.
>>1854248When did you last play the game? CS2 is crazy different from 1.6
>>1854249Anyone who follows and hates Liquid knew this was going to happen.
>Liquid on the other hand is breaking records in how hard a former tier 1 org can crater.tbf:
>>1854022but yeah, liquid is speed running this downfall while making constant changes to the roster (non of which have worked)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Eg048VNyLM ence is about to qualify to esl pro leagues
>>1854262No they qualify to the next stage, only 1 goes through that one and it's still 1 more map to play if they close this one out
>>1854157Looking at this on hltv made me think it was some fan team
now that all of the avra has vanished from sp0r0t, will they play even worse?
>>1854271if he's not smart enough to read the thread before posting, he's probably not smart enough to read up on the tournament format
>>1854262not so fast, glaivekun
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kek
https://x.com/coopercsgo/status/1944820782913478835
Can you feel it
>>1854289we are called encels
>>1854289we're involuntarily encelibate
>>1854275Uhh s1mple what are you showing with your hand?
>>1854275>picanon discovers what gravity is
>>1854225after twistzz failed as an igl he's been given the reigns of the team completely, they don't even have a real coach, and the team looks like complete shit
he's a fraud
>>1854364They just signed a guy from Navi as coach
>>1854367they had their analyst listed as coach since siuhy got there, and the new dude was a navi analyst for years
what you saw was siuhy's unhindered vision of cs
astralis vs falcons here https://www.twitch.tv/griller_dk
>>1854249respect goat THE DOG
Anyone want to queue when the update drops
It's kinda sad that Russia only has 2 big orgs and one of them is speedrunning in the NiP category, Jame/BELCHONOKK/dastan can be a potent top 10 trio who just need to skip this online sand-pounding.
>>1854375well that was easy for cemen_bakin
>>1854375I don't think hooxi and stavn constitutes
you'd need at least +dev1ce
anyway, 13-11 gg
>>1854405Yea said it a while ago, jame and belchonokk belong in a real team, jame was shit in the beginning of cs2 but clearly acclimated
>>1854419staehr was there too but yeah was entertaining
https://www.twitch.tv/eslcs
we are here
https://x.com/1bird_d/status/1944868166456500331
New new bad old good just dropped
>>1854450God I hate these fucking nerds who spend more time bitching than playing
>>1854456we need those autists
>>1854456the people bitching are 80% this game's userbase who loved CSGO and feel the difference every day
these nerds are just people explaining technical reasons why the new game is inferior
>jL on taking a break: "There weren't a lot of conditions that would have made me stay"
this fucking bum i swear
good riddance faggot
>>1854492turkish mafia threatened him
>>1854493no, the fact that no one from Navi wrote a support message except w0nderful on his farewell post speaks volumes
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/529850584204840488
IT'S UP
wait theres no update today, just premier s2 ending
monesy's cheating ex brutally raped by his new bf
>the haircut SOMEHOW keeps getting progressively worse
>>1854558how did you know wtfff
https://x.com/CounterStrike/status/1944913308416651544
A
>>1854559I recognise when it's the caching.
New talking counter, no spunj https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0iiURltkj4
>>1854498But why? I mean we know he's an insufferable passive aggressive bitch but did he act the same way with his teammates? What happened to le charming persona?
you now remember the screaming from 1st and 2nd stage of the major
>>1854597no i dont
out of sight out of mind
>>1854600*moves mic out of the way and takes a deep breath*
>>1854597They existed just to snap Vitality's series streak
>wake up
>see this
did anyone watch this?
>>1854667nobody here watches tier 3 cs
>>1854667Damn if only there was a way to see posts in the thread.
>>1854669not gonna read old posts
>>1854670Then looks like you'll never find out.
dis nigga slump get him a real team
matey is actually a pretty solid team imo
>>1854691Same, I think they will
>>1854715Yep, good that m80 stopped those vile pieces of shit from qualifying
>>1854492>jL on grapes: "They looked sour and unappetizing anyway"
>>1854749>Same, I think they willdecent chances but there's a lot of teams on the same level there
>>1854749what do you have against mexicans?
>>1854755marro teamflashed me last week
>>1854670retarded ass nigga
>>1854775replied to him doe
>>1854781every team would rape failcl0wns, n0vi and f0ze
>>1854789especially flyquest
>>1854790fqJKS would MOG those shitters into oblivion
few...more....hours.....stick the IV in d0cc (the healer, not the streamer)
*flatlines*
EVERYBODY CLEAR, CHARGING TO 350
*WAP*
*COMES BACK TO LIFE*
>>1854832I wish you would actually die so I would never have to see one of your gay posts again.
>no update at all
lllllmmmaaoaoaoaooooo
I didn't know about this https://steamcommunity.com/groups/FaZe_Clan
They have a Steam group for FaZe for the players. I think it's so fucking cute no one left but it's probably because they just forgot. Also weird EliGE wasn't invited to this even though frozen was kek.
>>1854832>retard thinks defibrillators start the heartkek
So the biggest "rostermania" headline was a team not changing its roster?
2.5k to 3k ELO on EU Faceit is the worst and most toxic place in history of anything ever
i fucking hate this community so much
>>1854897do we really have 3k elo players here?
>>1854908>>1854910donk on a different level, as always
lel at naf being in the igl zone
>>1854899i'm on the bottom part of that range. 3k and above is mostly really good players and a bunch of regular semi-pros so it's kind of a psychological barrier. it's fucking impossible to play, the amount of mentally unstable kids who think they're the next coming of donk Zywoo and karrigan combined is unmatched.
>>1854908they should add awpers to these stats too, rifling is too important in CS2
>>1854919awpers are just separated because they have much higher wpa on average
icy is ahead of all riflers but donk ol
https://youtu.be/JynJLmZrfws
Premier ended but no new season and no medal
I have just been made aware that this is MATYS' mousepad.
PLAYERBREAK ENDS WITH FISSURE, IN 2 (TWO HOURS). FEATURING:
>NUHEROIC'S DEBUT, WITH NILO FINALLY OFF THE BENCH AND GR1KS
PERFECTO COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT TO JOIN A VP IN FREEFALL
>BETBOOM TESTING ARTFR0ST AS ZORTE REPLACEMENT (HAIRLINE STATS ON HLTV WHEN?)
MIBR SWAPPED SOMEONE IDK I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH
>APPARENTLY 2/5 OF SAW IS NEW TOO FROM THE 1 OTHER PT TEAM
WILDCARD WITH A NEW POLISH ACADEMY SHITTER IGL-AWP AND PEEPING ON HIS FIRST NON-SCAM NON-RACIST TEAM
>COL TRIALING MITHR AS COACH
GAMERLEGION WITH A NEW FR LITERAL WHO AWP
>ASTRALIS CONTINUING TO ROLL WITH HOOXI AFTER THE MAJOR DISASTER
AND FINALLY, FAMOUSLY, RARE ATOM BENCHED SOMEBODY FOR TRASH
kinda boring rostermania bros, and I think this is every change except the spirit/g2/navi/falcons cohort waiting in cologne stage 2, and flyquest jks
>>1855006heroic by far most interesting imo
>>1854994if it works, it works
>>1855016heroic and gl for me
>>1855036gl just replaced a bad t2 awper with a mid t2 awper
>>1855039hey, i'm just rooting for my cunt-rymen
is there a way to play faceit without giving ur id to saudis?
>>1855044saudis are just kikeslaves so you're already fucked anyway
seems like all english streams for fissure is on kick
>>1855044I don't think you give them your ID, the verification is through a 3rd party service
Do these dudes really not have an english stream on twitch?
>>1855061there was a recent dota tournament by fissure and it also only had english streams on kick
it must be some fissure kick deal
>>1855061really strange choice but kick is more functional than twitch anyway
>>1855063>it must be some fissure kick dealMost likely. It must be a pretty good deal then because usually TOs go for maximizing viewership by streaming on all platforms.
>>1855066Might just be my internet but I always have issues with Twitch streams freezing. Youtube is so much better. I think this might be my first ever time watching something on Kick.
>>1855073>Might just be my internet but I always have issues with Twitch streams freezingnope, not just you
i have a $3k rig and very stable internet and twitch is borderline unusable for me
my hair always stands straight up like a brush exactly like kursy's and i hate it
>>1855073Kick does seem better. It also allows you to rewind like youtube which is great.
I refuse to use kick because it's filled with IRL streamers.
>>1855083Says the one currently being deported from Japan.
NACS fan here. Excited to see how peeping will do, don't have some insane expectations but it would be nice to see a few good moments from him
Hope to see COL make playoffs otherwise they need changes
>>1855086twitch has WAY more irl streamers than kick
>>1855088And I don't use twitch either.
>>1855089based youtube boomer (unironically)
>>1855090I don't use youtube either.
>>1855092Don't pretend to be me.
>>1855092what do you use?
>>1855097HLTV game log and imagine it in my head.
lynn vision are raping 3dmax
>casters shilling for tickets
>finals are 5 days away
>2k capacity
yoikes
>>1855102How long before you delete this?
>lynn vision are raping 3dmax
>absolutely malding slavic bettor calling people niggers in the chat
you don't get this kind of entertainment on twitch or youtube
>>1855113Why not clip Rez who is doing worse?
>>1855117they're both 0-3 but kursy is the new guy
okay now gamerlegion has lost a 5v2 and a 3v1
>>1855124do chinese care about washed uncs like scream?
What a shitty caster this whiny nigger is
>I wanted to see clean caunter-stwike, I am not convinced
YOU'RE WATCHING A FULL FRENCH TEAM, FAGGOT, THESE ARE QUINTESSENTIAL FRENCH ROUNDS
>>1855127The chinese baddies do
bodyy is raping lynn vision
>>1855134g2 isnt at fissure
when it's 1v1 it's a bit unclear who's pov it is
>>1855135oh yeah mb I thought we were talking about the rostermania in general
I'm excited to see if Astralis' last dance works out before they have to sell their org.
>>1855132We support chink teams in this general.
are the casters scottish or irish?
>>1855139Wasn't Astralis already meant to be sold?
>>1855140Zeus, they won't fuck you anymore.
>>1855142huh.
either way let's see if hooxi can revive this team
>LAN
then why the fuck are you not showing their reactions
these fucking subhuman ruskie dogs cant into production
>>1855143nah these chiggas at austin convinced me they're based and worth rooting for
now i mostly hate european and brazilian teams
>>1855006As usual great write up, summaryanon.
The disadvantage of not having ESL/PGL/BLAST is that the TOs rarely have an English Youtube stream. That kind of ruins the viewing experience.
>completely static stream
>no countdown until next game
okay this sucks
>>1855144I recall RL talking about how they wanted to have the team sold by the start of this season when he initially revealed that the org was up for sale.
this fr3nd nigga not too bad
then again they're playing against gaymerlegion
>>1855124>kenny's limp suppressor
>>1855124>giving c0median the awp and not kennyASSkek
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GamerLegion getting gaped by amouranths angels
>>1855156just banter
they're ex team mates and irl friends
>>1855163this is literally blacked
>>1855163it's free zoomer votes at the next election
>>1855163>IShowSpeedIsn't that the guy who showed his dick on stream?
>>1855166it's the nigger that gets several hundred thousands live viewers for some reaosn
>>1855167>for some reaosnBecause he showed his dick?
Why doesn't GL have a betting Sponsor?
>>1855175maybe on principle?
they're sponsored by a saw blade producer lol
the zywoo "air quality" thing was obviously a cope but having to play in 32 degree heat in a presumably poorly ventilated venue has to be hellish
>>1855178>they're sponsored by a saw blade producer lolI looked into that at some point and as far as I can tell the GL owner comes from the family that owns Re-Bo.
>>1855180>europeprobably not
>serbia almost definitely not
>>1855185at least in my eu country public places almost always has ac
im still suffering in home right now though
>>1855185serbia if anything probably has more ac than western europe
i think shit like this is not allowed in many countries because it ruins the facade or something
3Dmax make me ashamed to be french
>>1855185AC is very common in the Balkans due to hot climate
nothing but cringe music in this event so far
No way they're sabotaging themselves by only streaming in english on kick, they would get 400k combined views at least after this long ass player break and instead gonna get a quarter of that, genius
>>1855201Anybody who wants to watch the event will just go to Kick.
worst thing about kick: if you have theatre mode then go full screen and then exit full screen then it's not theatre mode anymore.
nah peeping and JBa lock the fuck in boys, can't be losing games like these if you wanna go further
>>1855201kick are paying them
3 chinese teams at fissure
>>1855204Still miles better than Twitch
>>1855201>>1855202>>1855208>>1855210kick isn't paying them, their betting sponsor is
its the same with CCT
these TOs get paid millions from the betting sites to stream on kick idk why. and its also the reason they dont care about viewership, they care about the bets being placed on the game
feels like fissure really wants me to visit belgrade
>>1855207>na-eu mix team losing because of na players
>>1855215JBa and susp won them Inferno wtf are you talking aobut? especially with JBa lurking
ancient susp was cosplaying donk and yeah, th others let down but i don't blame peeping here, its literally his first tier-2 event. The last time he faced an EU team it was spirit and it was a single elim while he was on ELEVATE
>>1855202If you know about the event ahead of time and how to use hltv properly, you will find your way there but that's not a lot of people, most discover a tournament is ongoing by seeing a massive viewer stream on their sidebar on twitch
>>1855212Makes sense I suppose, bad for viewers and growth though
>>1855219of course i'm talking about the map they won when i say "losing". a stunning intellect.
The anders and henryg duo is nice, I'm happy I won't have to listen to screamy or laundry this event
>>1855221>most discover a tournament is ongoing by seeing a massive viewer stream on their sidebar on twitchThe casuals can still find the costreamers for the event on Twitch. I just checked and it recommended me Sean Gares.
just saw this comment
tournament organizers doesn't usually provide hotel and travel right?
>>1855236>tournament organizers doesn't usually provide hotel and travel right?They do or at least provide the teams with additional money to help cover the costs.
cs conspiracy retards grasping at straws episode #2149
GIGA HAPPENING
donk had 6 straight faceit games under 100 adr
WASHED
>>1855242The last talking counter episode they talk about that specifically, though it's not necessarily the to could be the host city accommodating them
>>1855246I saw that, zweih had higher adr than him in all but 1 game, where the difference was 1 or something too
>>1855249>zweih nerfing donk
https://www.hltv.org/news/42188/oskar-joins-algo
o' algo
>>1855254washed literal grandpa joins literal who team
>>1855258I'm surprised. Would be easier to just add a flat increase to the prize for every placement. Also increases overall prizepool which makes the tournament look more prestigious.
>>1855245meh
but then again only top 5 awpers look good
>>1855262You could just have the 450k divided equally and added onto the clubshare but PGL organizing and booking all of it probably is a more efficient use of the money.
This site is so trash that the chat gets a horizontal scrollbar when some chatter has a long enough name, and you can't make it wider to get rid of it either
>>1855285okay that's bad but it's still actually better than twitch
>>1855287Not having to jump through hoops to get rid of ads and being able to rewind without opening up the vod is nice, but that's about it, youtube is the best I think since it has those things too, a chat that gets used but not spammed as hard as twitch's and supposedly better quality
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overwatch friends are welcome here
>>1855304Factually wrong.
2S3FbkD
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>>1855302i love techgirl :D
Why do the people on hltv keep saying Liquid should get s1mple? In no world would he join them.
>>1855334Need an upgrade over ultimate. Though I think at this point it's likelier FaZe will cut frozen or EliGE to get s1mple, even if it means he'll have to AWP less.
>>1855339>FaZe will cut frozen or EliGE to get s1mpleI don't think that's the case. broky may be back but if he doesn't perform he is by far the most likely candidate to be dropped as soon as s1mple's contract runs out.
FaZe +regali
FlyQuest +s1mple
but furia was supposed to be a top 10 team now?
>>1855364yekindar doing a dragon age
Liquid should have gotten TaZ as a coach
>>1855364yekindar is a burgers babby
Guys I don't want -mirage or dust
Please
>>18549288 mins and 25 seconds in, what's happening there?
>>1855379hm that probably adds to inferno and train being shit
spiritbros... its over...
>>1855379you vill take the fps rape and you VILL like it
>>1855380my guess is that he accidentally tabbed game down
>>1855386>>1855387https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myrotvorets
>>1855193>shit like this is not allowed in many countries because it ruins the facade or somethingyou can't be serious, tens of thousands of yuros die annually because they don't want their buildings to look a little uglier?
>>1855386>>1855387it's some ukrainian site where they list all their "enemies"
>>1855383officially a russian accomplice for the ukrainian authorities, his assassination will be rewarded.
>>1855389well not everywhere but many older buildings will have rules that you can't destroy facade
>>1855388>>1855391So they have no actual authority? But I get why Ukrainians would consider a separatist and enemy.
>>1855383hohols actively doing their utmost to erase all goodwill in the west
>>1855396its an actual hitlist thoughever
zont1x starts with a 'Z'... Coincidence? I think not.
There are too many interesting games at once, I missed krimz and jame popping off
>>1855406>krimz>popping offUnc sama...
>>1855406>dropping a 2.0 rating on a team that liquid couldn't beatuncs are unstoppable
>>1855408erm it's 2.1 now, soon to be 3.0
>>1855383>Navi fans are mad The Lurker of Lugansk is not playing for them insteadgrim (the situation, not the player)
>>1855398russians need to be humbled. their view on the world is twisted.
>>1855383s1mple is on there too
>>1855412I'm pretty sure the urkainian Navi fans wouldn't have a problem with him getting unalived.
>>1855416>>1855417I wouldn't be surprised b1t gets on that list because he didn't immediately deny rumors of going to Falcons
is they really losing 0-2 vs saw
>>1855423>he actually believed Furia is good
>>1855423>he doubted honeymoon SAW
there's no hatless artfrost pictures
Furia were supposed to be good, the favorites even, and they're being rawdogged by an igl pushing 40 from one of the worst teams in the event
DON'T BE A LOSER
BUY A DEFUSER
CAM ON COMPLEXIIIIITYYYYY
>>1855458It's the huge lump of hair in the back, makes it look like he got no neck, would look normal without it
>>1855461i dont think that's it
i think his head is just too big
>>1855469wait it went ot after col was up 12-7?
>>1855488that's entire navi jr -makazze +croatian guy right?
>>1855490yeah, big downgrade but not unexpected
remember when we said hallzerk was good?
Good day, anons
Just got home from work and am trying to find a stream worth watching
yt is a fucking shit show with FISSURE rn. Any zoomers who can point me in direction of good english A and B twitch streams?
>>1855505english is kick only
>>1855505no english fissure streams outside of kick zysissie
>>1855508the fuck is kick?
>>1855508>>1855510never mind
found it
thanks!
was furia the favorites to win this?
>>1855522depends on who you ask
>>1855519Do you struggle with understanding texts?
>>1855522they're not out yet but sorta, there's many who can win this event to be honest
>>1855524they just tried to frame it in a nice way
>>1855525Yeah but in the end GoonerLegion will take the prize.
>>1855525>there's many who can win this eventnah
>>1855529this. if astralis is as good as they were in astana they should win
>>1855453the papa remains the papa
i don't understand how they don't have stream in Serbian, i mean the tournament is fucking held there
>>1855458>>1855465his head isn't too big, it's his body that is too small. body of a child.
>>1855533what are they speaking on their own yt stream?
>>1855533they don't want serbians to know about it so the organizers don't get their stuff robbed.
>>1855533i dont think there is hungarian, romanian, etc official streams either when it's tournaments in those countries
>tyloo without the mongoloid
>vp with electronic
easy money
>>1855546But NiKo and m0NESY are in the pic? #falconsarehere
let's see if dogfecto can play
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>>1855302Tazbros...frogbros...he's a literal pepe LoL!
>perfecto with bigger tits than xertion
>>1855536>what are they speaking on their own yt stream?which one?
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Oh my god...
https://x.com/warmupserver/status/1945146834596282428
>the only good ffa dm server in NA declares themselves for sale
It's actually over
>>1855562oh right, it's in Russian
col getting raped by the hat guy
>>1855582because he's better than the retarded mascot
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>0-8
>you can't frag if you're older than thir-ACK
boomerchads we reign
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kek
>>1855592at least it's not his fault
>>1855592why is he so fucking fat now?
>>1855596he's been hanging out with magixx
Anyone got a Butterfly Fade above 90% fade for trade?
>coL finally realized they're NA's last hope
are we thinking they can take map 3, or is america gonna be humiliated for the second day in a row?
>>1855608tyloo doing the raping after the years of csgog underestimating them
I can't stop laughing, he's so comically fat lmaooo
>>1855610he looks like someone who started 'roiding, went to the gym two times, and then continued 'roiding while living on mcdonalds
>vacnet 4.0 (powered by grok)
>overwatch
>engine fixes
All tonight bros, trust da plan
>>1855616yep yep also cache is in while being the most optimized map ever
tyloo bros... we we're supposed to win 13-1....
zhoking wasnt even an awper
>>1855619The score doesn't matter. Losing to a team playing with a coach is utter humiliation for VP
>>1855634you're delusional if you think tyloo won't close
midfecto
defecto
dogfecto
shitfecto
what is that belly? you ate a swimming ring? sit down pig, back to burger king with s1ss1 and egotronic you go
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Unc is going craaaaaazy
https://x.com/Thorin/status/1945118412943843715
>>1855645we already know he's a gooner now
he has no reason to hide it anymore
>electronic throwing the world's easiest 1v2told you guys
>>1855545
>>1855653Just because I listen to ASMR to calm my autism does not make me a gooner
>>1855680isn't that an american size small?
>>1855674plap plap plap get pregnant 3d animation (asmr)
congratulation ameribros!
>>1855653what if he's not a gooner, but he works for the porn industry, he's a movie editor.
>>1855680she looks like Ariana Grande :000
>>1855692except actually attractive, not artificially whitened, and not anorexic
virtus pro? more like virtus raped lmao
My Mental Heath is Deteriorating Because of How Broken the MP9 is.
I cannot fathom how this gun is still the way it is. I am constantly losing my games from people just running around with an mp9 and obliterating me. You may say this is a skill dif and that i have to adapt to the game, but that is the thing i cant let go to the way this game used to be. When you needed actual skill to kill your opponent, not just holding mouse one moving back and forth spraying a gun worth $1250. I need a nerf to this weapon please as I am mentally losing it playing this game and losing to people doing gimmick plays.
>>1855702thought that was an adaptation of the american psycho monologue
riddle me this:
why is axile a top 3 if not top 1 rifler in csgo now dogshit in cs2?
>>1855711because he's fat now
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please finish them off fast, tyloo
I need the next game asap
say what you want about cadian but none of the teams that kicked him won an event afterwards.
>>1855722I love cadian
but he should've never been on astralis. Management shouldn't have forced it and cadian shouldn't have accepted
dogfecto is literally solo losing them anubis
27 adr
>>1855711Cheats vs no cheats
>>1855727just like at the paris major against faze, I remember simple openly accusing him.
>>1855752trust bro its tomorrow bro trust
>>1855727Defecto needs a reboot
>>1855755electronic + perfecto
>>1855758perfecto 16-14
elec >90adr
I blame icy, personally
is we getting fps increase today
>>1855772no, but we are getting some free RAM today
>>1855771>I blame icyelectronic is calling this shitshow
>>1855772expect nothing and you'll never be disappointed
>>1855777icy just seems like he has bad vibes and the team would be better off without him. it could be fl1t too, doesn't seem like a team player, a winning player
>>1855785>blaming bad vibes on icy or fl1tagain, you know electronic is on this team right?
>losing to a team with a coach as a stand in
>BIG Academy lost to buster
xdddddddd
nice "talents"
my ears, nothing worse than english rap
>>1855788I just don't see it. we need icy and fl1t off the team to unlock electronic's full potential as igl-star
>>1855791fuck... I didn't think it was this bad lol
if your players are performing and winning duels there's only the igl to blame
>>1855798>if your players are performing and winning duels>fl1t 2:4 opk-d>perfecto 0:1>fame 2-8>electronic 2-3
>>1855797I don't know who you're trying to make fun of
I haven't seen anyone in magog seriously defending electronic in years
>>1855802okay he's just shrugging
>>1855799goatronic same adr as fl1t with twice the assists, I know that's right
that's team spirit, that's self-sacrifice, that's winning mentality
>>1855803I'm making fun of you for failing to see the vision
>>1855645>>1855653anyone else remember the good old days of thorin just randomly retweeting asian league egirl thirst pics?
>>1855791hltv rating overinflating meaningless kills and damage exhibit number 3242395
no way heroic loses to big right
big lost to fucking lithuania (they didnt even have jl)
>>1855818tn1r, if no one else, will power up
>>1855258PGL continues to become more based every time.
>heroic
you can literally sit in B watching the bomb explode and not die, how do you get ninja defused?
I am already hooxin, hooxin to heccu and soon hooxi himself
>>1855680>this man is the face of NA CS right nowGrim