>What is this?Korean anime-styled battle royale with moba controls/skills. Currently 8 squads of 3 for a total of 24 players per game but they may bring back solos and duos in the future. Game has been in early access for a few years and version 1.0 has officially launched on July 20th, 2023. Pre-Ranked season 8 started July 2025.
>Steam Linkhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1049590/Eternal_Return/
>Newshttps://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news
>Eternal Return 1.0 Animation Intro (Full Ver.)https://youtu.be/KqDLrvrl_p0? [Embed] [Embed]
>Dr. Nadja's Beginner Guidehttps://youtu.be/M3tDK2EcO80 [Embed] [Embed]
>Match History, Character Lookups, etc.https://dak.gg/er
https://er.op.gg/
https://aya.gg/
>Interactive Maphttps://erbsmap.com/en
>Items/Tac Skills/Augmentshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ic5jNlJ1-mXmchfRrws2UZMto1bQI_6ToqsvejFvEjE
>Lorehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1McyWxKYdtUD3rC8zsLMfFOvbHI6jC_1okGU_6kKJVh8/htmlview
>Assetshttps://playeternalreturn.com/fankit
>Eventshttps://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news?categoryPath=event
>Codeshttps://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=bser&no=9039966&page=1
>/erbs/ friendshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uI9BFNFkW4qm_t9cUDe88heLs7smSydSCs55NZIn-Ww
>Previous>>1821140
>>1852388 (OP)>Eternal Return Season 8 Previewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VeGTayz4sw
>Season 8 Splash Preview - Eternal Returnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmOa6dsANJc
>[New Character] NiaH - Eternal Returnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_0SbF0LnLw
>>1852405KABEDON GHOSTSEX
>>1852481tralelero needs a fucking nerf
>>1852481I do not understand this image
>>1852388 (OP)Is tsubame bikini top like a mesh or would her nipples be visible without the jacket?
>Heyyy Chiaraaa~
>I bought us some fresh watermelon, why don't you have a slice of this instead of a slice of fudge cake this morning~
>Maybe then we wouldn't have to go lingerie shopping for the next size up for yourself a third time in two weeks, hmm...?
>Ohh, I'm just teasing! You look better when you're a bit...wobbly...
>>1852986Made for anal rape
I need to inhale lenore pubes until i faint from lack of oxygen
>>1853059This but after she intentionally doesn't wash for a week
>>1853069>lenore>washingeven smash players don't want to know her
>>1852996Anon no that would make her cum
>>1852388 (OP)This OP pic is mild,it needs to be fancy and eye catching bwo else how we will lure newcuties?
>>1853115It's preseason though
24M-RFT18 looks boring. She has no reason to even be on Lumia Island. She has no real trauma, she has suffered no injustice or sudden loss and aside from just blatant kidnapping and forcing her cooperation there is nothing or no one on Lumia Island who interests her or has anything to offer her.
Also she's probably just going to be Irelia.
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/2845
new character
>>1853337The most Genshin character NN has ever shat out
>>1853337So she's from some completely unspecified location in remote China somewhere, guarding some sword that's so important it doesn't even have a name, the records have absolutely no details about her actual character or personality specified and now she's a Test Subject for some reason.
I know they don't give a shit anymore but even chatGPT could tell a better story than this.
>>1853343What is it with you and genshin impact? You say this about every character reveal.
>Wild walkers don't have hp anymore
>+10 Def
It's trash now
>>1853337No prior wuxiaesque character to call her out
"JUNIOR YOU DARE?"
How do I get Beachside Nicky
>>1853596You wait until they remove shrimp
>>1853596>>1853634Glad they added back my shrimpy
>fix my attack move click
>can finally start kiting like i did in league
I was pulling my hair out trying to get this to work, thank goodness.
>>1853860Hart is so plapable bwos
>>1853454yumin is too busy getting under-the-desk service from hyejin to want to lecture this wuwa reject
>>1853864Hmmm yeah Hartsex.
>>1853353SEAtrash are especially prone to the Boss Baby Phenomenon due to terribly low IQ and not knowing the existence of games beyond Hoyoshit.
>>1854154NN tried to be original once and it almost resulted in the game EoS'ing
>>1854154The brown question...
>Everything I do is for peace and love...
When is ranked coming back?? I'm getting tired of norms
>>1854664We had ranked for months, calm the fuck down for a week or two
>>1854676I'm going to bite you
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/2848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loWnRnmqQog
HOLY CUTE
>>1854814I will make chloe a mother
>Didnt read patch notes
>Only now just realized they slapped carnivore into dine and dash
>>1854829she's like one of the top streamer of er, myth+ and cute.
I remember she once did a "nude" stream (you can only see from the shoulders and up) and didn't say anything, just with exaggerated body emote, it was fun
>>1854886>>Only now just realized they slapped carnivore into dine and dashIs that why food has been disappearing from my Ly Anh's inventory lately? Huh.
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50% cdr crab
>>1854906>>1854886It's one of the better augment changes they did, it got powercrept really fast because of the weather stuff (+20% HP bonus on sunny) and the hunting pot spam. At least now it affects every type of food, so D&D is hyper relevant early and late game when you don't have god tier food.
>>1854930>50I'm sure nothing bad will happen from people reaching over 40% cdr.
>>1854930CDR isn't even ideal on Adina because she's mainly bottlenecked by her signs.
>>1854945I am going to trust Adina than a random 4chin poster
plus from the gameplay I can see, he can spam skills with almost 100% uptime. aka suns after suns after suns immediately after stargazing ended
>>1854945Having 50% CDR gets E to 4s CD, Stargazing is 3s, so if you open up your combo with E, by the time Stargazing recharges your signs you can unload the full salvo in half a second again, which is a pretty big difference from having 30% CD and having to wait 2 seconds after each combo+Stargazing for E to come back.
>People struggling to fight adogna
Peak shitters
>>1855020nah they're all really talented
they only had two seasons of gook challenger soloQ where they got absolutely buckbroken by an adina onetrick to the point where the only way they could "beat" her was drawing her getting her arms and legs sawn off
like that was going to give them their LP back or anything
megalian had a point
Hisui and Vanya are toxic nigger ass characters and should be removed from the game along with every player that has ever played them, even tested them out I think
>>1853337denial slut or honest slut?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aiAKyQfrmQ
>>1855220You absolute fucking degenerate. Don't you dare. Also don't even THINK about gentle handholding.
Nina pronebone until her hips break
BWOS IS THIS GAME GOING TO DIE
>>1856592It dies next season in NA and EU once phone verification sets in.
>>1856592It's presesason bwo, and op forgot the tittle
>I guess you have to make sacrifices for Peace and Love...
>>1856592Its the summersexo battlepass so not this season.
Maybe next
>>1855527https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dby3jmiznK0
>>1855527>>1856689Blindingly pure but incredibly naive and easy to corrupt into a Jenny-tier slut
>>1856694Junior dares? You are courting death!
>ANOTHER sword character
I cant
>>1856592>>1856595Pretty much what he said but I think it'll only be EU. NA still has some actual good players that don't care about abusing the system and will give up smurfs. Besides, it's possible old accounts will be grandfathered in and only new accounts will require phone verification post patch. Of course, that won't exempt you from getting punished on your old/grandfathered smurf account, so if you're leaving/throwing/inting/dodging games it's likely you'll get punished on your main as well.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAVEN'T WON A GAME IN A WEEK
I HAVE GOTTEN SECOND PLACE AT LEAST 20 TIMES
superior giving up on ranked
ded gaem
I don't care for that cocksucker lol
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/2852
patch notes
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>>1856861Don't know who that is, but I'm quitting ranked this season too. Maybe even drop the game after this season because I'm sticking around only for Chloe's daughter and Adina.
I can't think of many team games that are as hostile toward parties as ER. Dota and Apex allow party matchmaking all the way to the highest rank because they understand friend stacks keep players interested and the amateur scene alive. NN bends over backward for lonely kids crying about how "unfair" parties are and completely bans them above half-decent rank.
Funny thing is, a lot of professional players/streamers know each other, so I've seen them just get on a Discord call when they get matched together in a ranked game. So the only ones who get fucked over by NN's system are mid-level players who are good at the game but can't/won't make a living off of it.
This kind of matchmaking also favors people who play carries that have potential to 1v3 and sucks for support/tank players. See how there's only 2 support/tank players in top 100 last season (maybe 5 if you count Elena mains, but I believe Elena is a brawler more than a tank): https://dak.gg/er/leaderboard?teamMode=SQUAD&season=SEASON_16&serverName=seoul&page=1 Not to mention playing support/tank feels way less impactful in this game. In Dota, even if your carries are all twats, you can often win by soloing objectives. That kind of win is nearly impossible in ER. Your best hope is just escaping.
Add to all that, how much I dislike the general direction ER is taking with gameplay and character design (after the disappointment that is Istvan, I have 0 hope for future characters). I just don't enjoy this game as much as I once did.
>>1856899Its a shame we're losing back to back to back combat labs
I remember queuing with a gookbro and he was typing to me telling me he had a spartan training program for his newcutie friend
And the only thing we did was fight in the battlezone like battletards for 3 phases
>>1856899>The ER Pass is currently priced at 1,250 NP. But for a special opening celebration, it'll be on sale for 890 NP for the next three weeks.is this always the norm or just for the 2nd anniversary? if its a special case people that bought the season pack are probably mad
>>1856913it is the norm
first few weeks of new pass is cheapest
>>1856899>with less cooldown reduction>sufficient cooldown reduction>high cooldown reductionlol, expect many more patches of fixing characters to fit the new world of uncapped cooldown
>>1856916thanks, you learn something as a newfag every day
>>1856903Different ranked system and game at its core. You do not get demoted out of the highest rank in Apex/Fortnite, meanwhile you do in ER. In Apex/Fortnite you also do not earn premium currency from end-of-season ranked rewards, while you do in ER. Dota's completely different, so why even bring it up. It's fine to dislike or be bored of the game, but trying to pin it on being "hostile to parties" is a bit nonsensical. Regardless, KR seems to be completely fine with it (because again, the only real issue is the tiny player base over on the western regions).
>>1856920for a newfag you sure have a lot of them kr memes
>>1856952>while you do in ERyeah, unfortunately ER is the most generous game I have ever played, bar none. I have all the shit, 2/3 purple skins 100+ skin boxes like 90% blue+green skins and never paid a dime
>>1856952>premium currency reward (1200 NP)Wow 12 DOLLARIDOOS for grinding a whole season!
>KR seems to be completely fine with itBro, I play on KR. I've seen Koreans on the official Discord server bring up my points. ER is leaking Korean players too. Let the data speak for itself: https://steamdb.info/app/1049590/charts/#3y
ER is a stale game that is slowly dying, and I don't see NN doing anything to reverse the trend. Their events are stale. They have a huge wealth of lore materials from Black Survival days they are burying away. They've almost given up on attracting more players outside Asia. I've played since early access solo mode days, but when I saw that solo mode might return, I could only cringe. It shows NN is more interested in pleasing the old players than bringing actual fresh content.
>>1856899>Just for today, how about I read your fortune with seashells?
>>1856791I really hope the grandfathering is a thing, because I know many people wont be fucked to verify leading to a big drop in queues.
>Smurfs
Get fucked, banning deserved
>>1856899>Leon buff pulled out of ass again
>Chiara buffed again
I guess she's still not very good. Eight seasons into official release and they're still not sure what to do with her.
In Black Survival she was just a ball of stats with an extremely linear playstyle.
>>1856889I won two games and feel better now.
Dead thread. Dead game. Only the blue archive collab can save it now. Much like how a jellyfish is 94% water, ER is already 94% slop so might as well commit to the last 6%
Shouldve just added that lumi skin
>>1857988forgot to spoiler very scary lady with wooden chainsaw (not actually a real chainsaw, sua has no blade mastery) oh well
https://files.catbox.moe/qt7f4z.png
>>1858024>well, at least he's white.
>>1857229Ghostsex
I am honestly getting tired of posting here,only the girls keep me coming
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/2855
SEASON8SPLASH
new code
>>1858039It would be a shame for the thread to lose the only other ghostsex appreciator but I get it.
Just found out the new CDR system is exactly the same as League's haste. Does NN seriously think copying League will attract more players? ER becomes more soulless every patch. Seeing a lot of players unhappy about Felix change too. A character that was all about spacing to get double damage just dumbed down to some melee monke with a lot of mobility.
Despite season 8 being coomer summer themed, the hype is dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m0yCId_wi4
Servers up RIGHT NOW in 3 minutes
Who up to play?
>>1858247It extended bwo..
>>1858250NNiggers tongue my anus
>>1858229>Does NN seriously think copying [more popular game] will attract more players?yes that's what they've been doing for quite some time now
their "creativity" is adding in random systems and instanced zones onto the map knowing that the game can't stand on its own two legs
past that it's just grudgingly being slop for the sake of keeping the lights on
>>1856986dont worry they will bring back lore in s11 right? that is what they said many times already
>>1858316sorry not happening
it's
>Lumia: the Island of Dreamsnowadays
where everyone goes to the beach and has fun together and no one goes into inhumane deathmatch survival experiments to be brutally murdered by chainsaw-wielding serial killers
there's an anime catgirl and a magical butterfly girl and even someone who can travel through time and space yet is inexplicably stuck here because she's autistic and promised her "Dr. Naddie" or some shit
NN still owes me micro bikini and reverse bunny suit Sissela skins
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/2853
maintenance complete
>>1858322if the game was still presented as it was in black survival would it still sell?
>>1858347If people are still into generic survival webtoon slop, then sure.
>>1856694>Blindingly pure but incredibly naive and easy to corrupt into a Jenny-tier slutAccurate
>>1858347probably not but seeing ER get turned into this unstable frankenstein's monster isn't exactly great either
>>1858322>everyone goes to the beach and has fun togetherChiara won
>Token skins are Abigail and Magnus
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/2864
>First, we would like to sincerely apologize...
>then 8 (eight) seperate things that all aren't all up to standard
They have no idea what they're doing and it's visible from space
SPLASH20250717
new code of 500 np
>Matchmaking quality in Normal mode and the frustration of facing 3-man premade teams continue to be frequent concerns on global servers as well. In this preseason, weโve tightened matchmaking parameters and adjusted the queue so that 3-man premade teams stay in their separate queue for a longer period before entering the main queue, helping reduce their frequency in standard matches whenever possible.
GAME IS SAVED
NEWCUTIES CAN TRY OUT THE GAME WITHOUT BEING HUNTED DOWN BY 3 IMMORTAL STACKS in 8.4 I guess.
>>1858457It's impossible to guarantee quality and quantity when you don't have many players to work with. You either have to match newbies with high ranks or make them suffer hour-long queue times.
>>1858417POV: You've taken your wife (fictional) out to a lovely day on the beach. After all, there is no one mean there who will interrupt your day out, especially not Isabella "I do not like beaches" Rozzi who is instead trying to help Isol, not knowing that he will unceremoniously blow her brains out the moment there is no one else to shoot.
>>1858442Extend season 7 to 2 weeks more for ranked was a good thing though
>>1858461They're adding AI bots to it so we'll see.
>>1858467I was more looking at the things like
>planning on removing SP entirely (why?)>the CDR rework (who asked for this?)>rifts and warps (whatever those are, I haven't been keeping track - more movement options cross-map?)when they're still struggling with the basics
>However, with VLS, while we do believe Lumia Island with VLS is better with it than without, that particular season forced a drastic shift in core movement mechanics, making it feel like the gameplay rhythm was completely broken.
Kek I remember this its nice they didnt backtrack the fact that they want to die on this hill. This was the feature that showed the playerbase didn't really want anything drastic
And the feature that showed NN obviously didnt playtest enough?
3 days of fucking respawning
>>1858065I guess i can still post daily
>You need to master every role you play to be called a top actor
>>1858535Breed and ruin her career
>Forgive me father, for I have sinned
>Sorry daddy, I've been a bad girl
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Bros I think this might be the best Rio skin.
>>1858952It's the only Rio skin I use.
The other ones are either Meh or too coomy for my taste.
Vanya reverse rape cowgirl style
>>1859304Vanya has been on Lumia Island long enough to learn what right and wrong is by osmosis, but she's also had a few bad influences in terms of ways she can have power over others.
Isaac is an older figure with more life experience and would tell her that if she drugged someone, it's because they gave her the opportunity to do so and they were weak because of it, so she's earned the chance to take advantage of them while they were passed out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHuCJQY0_Fk
>>1859422Junior dares make trouble here? You are courting death!
>Pick melee
>Teammates are two ultra squishy dpshitters expecting do nothing but press a button while the enemy move around the fight, dodging attacks and helping their own frontline in the fight
unsurprisingly everyone hates this new season
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/2867
Hug Chiara. Pat Chiara head. Call Chiara cute. Give Chiara a strawberry cupcake. Stroke through Chiara hair. Kiss Chiara on the cheek. Buy Chiara a hot chocolate. Hold Chiara hands. Kiss Chiara on the forehead. Soothe Chiara as she gets flustered. Tell Chiara she's pretty. Hug Chiara again. Kiss Chiara on the lips. Take Chiara home. Cook Chiara a delicious, filling meal. Wrap a large blanket around yourself and Chiara and watch as it begins raining outside. Notice Chiara beginning to get sleepy. Take Chiara to bed. Lie down with Chiara. Pull the bedsheets over yourself and Chiara. Tell Chiara you love her. Kiss Chiara on the forehead again. Fall asleep with Chiara. Total Chiara love.
>>1859569People just hate change, has there been a single season players liked?
>>1859688>>1859707the least deranged cumrag enthusiasts
>>1859736you are brown that is why it upsets you
>>1859707After marriage vows on our wedding night with the lights off (she's embarrassed)
>disassemble firebat adriana
>get 60 fragments and 10 season tokens
I didn't even know you could get this much stuff from a green skin.
>>1859976Yeah that's the average.
You can get up to 25/30 tokens per epic
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Chloe season
Hell /erbs/ I am summoning you to play on my ERCS team cause it was funny. I need 1 (one) player who can play adc/mage. Since all of your are Sissela/Rio fuckers, you should exist. Your rank determines if you're the sub or not. Find me on the /erbs/ friends doc and add me if you want to play.
>>1860654oh hey you are still alive
>>1860361Chloe Nina oyakodon
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>>1860945FAT SMELLY STINKY RETARD
Dont forget your 500 event np anons
only need to scrape 390 more for season pass
https://www.twitch.tv/eternalreturn_jp
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100soo is a manlet but he's kinda jacked, tyler1 style
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>>1861164Sex at the top of the stairs with prefect Justyna
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cute dailin
>Four (4) Priyas
Good grief
>>1861155>Gwork: So how you do it? >100SOO: Every time Luminal fuck us in the ass I do 1 push-up
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/2875
>>1861164do they actually give the slightest of a toss about the players themselves or are they just hoping they win so new art of justyna / tsubame / echion gets drawn
>>1861209>brainstorming this hardpeople want their region team win
any asiabros still alive? i kinda want to start playing r*nked...
>>1861249proof that any match of ER can pass for a silver ranked game if you hide names
>Lukenigger
Not a surprise
>>186125212or3
and whats ye old rank
>>1861273im retarded and kept playing til meteorite forgetting it was pre season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctCqxTAAv2U
>>1861349pity that they chose a character who only ever speaks in monotone deprecation of everything
but seriously why Elena though for an anniversary skin
>Sua
bubbly, booby sweetheart who would thoroughly enjoy celebrations and the only difficulty she'd have is keeping her huge mommy milkers contained in a plunging dress
>Haze
knows to appreciate the finer things in life born from wealth and luxury, welcoming indulgence of quality food and drink if offered to her
>Eva
wants to pursuit a more normal life, happily goes with any more "human" past-time such as routine celebration of time and achievements
>Elena
carries a resentful disdain of basically everything, would hate it there, even Chiara would have been a better choice if her wingmistress was there to support her
>>1859725People liked Change and Legion seasons though
>>1861252I am alive
I will start ranked soon
>>1861934Sex with Marlene while Debi rims me
*meanwhile in south korea*
>>1861394Even Binky would have been better
I was late
https://www.twitch.tv/eternalreturn_jp
Give Leni all your VF Bloods now please.
>>1861273>>1861627wtf alive asia bros...
>Luminal's team fucked everyone in the ass again
lol
why are NN so afraid to even try and market ER as a MOBA or BR? they are aware that by making it look like some ironic meme VN they'd only appeal to people who consume ironic meme VNs and would find out the game is not actually that, no?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX3YAZq3zy4
>>1862774Its neither a moba or a br
Is it me or the boxes don't drop event np anymore
>>1862873I got 600 event np
tick tock tick tock Eternal Return https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOmGuZk9bVI
>>1862975If I wanted to play LoL I'd go and play LoL
>>1862975>retard with the shit game dead nobody cares
>>1862975Cant wait for the normalfags to leave so NN can finally implement gyaru magnus and speedo magnus
>>1862975they're just pushing this out of the door to get it out of the way at this point
imagine losing to the zombified slop that is modern eternal return
>>1862667I already gave my VF blood and semen to Sissela
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1XmkRyc59Y
Is it really worth celebrating the 2nd anniversary of your game when all you've done every month is try to keep the lights on by compromising every single unique aspect of the game and having zero confidence in yourself to ever be able to do the correct thing for the game's overall direction?
>>1863525I don't really know but I'm having fun playing the game and I think that is worth celebrating
>>1863525I like the game and I play the game so I will celebrate.
t. been playing since the stone age that was Solos
Visual novel when? So i can seduce a lumia hag to the hotel
I thought it was just fanart but NiaH actually has some breasts on her.
>>1863883Niah is the most paizuri-coded survivor since Sua.
>>1863887>paizuri-codedThat's a good way of putting it.
>>1863823Any VN they would try to do would just be ironic meme shit
>>1863823>Seduce Chloe>cum inside Nina>leave
>>1864053Why is he like this?
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Yeah this skin is definitely way cooler than bunny. Also I forget just how fun Rio is.
>>1864053I miss the mastery circle on top of hp bar
bring them back nn
>do bad one game
>get called subhuman
>>1864226Dont forget the part where your ign is noted down on a list
Gets automatically assumed to be a 'low roll' or 'high roll' depending on that one game
Wonder why the community dosent grow when its toxic
Gets defensive and says that it isnt toxic when called out
>>1860361>It tuned out to be one of the most boring seasons since official launch>Somehow better than Battle maids and Sunset but still boring
>>1864432battle mids very nearly killed the game again
>>1864556Yeah, I remember Battle Maid was ok until NN refused to rework or buff older characters like fiora, and many skins like maid adriana and summer nicky got removed by the korean small pp drama even though +90% of the fucking planet didn't give a shit
>>1864270>>1864226don't worry bros
the smurf killer is coming soon and people will not be able reroll their odds when they go from 50% chance of winning to 49% without tanking the dodge entry cost matching their RP entry cost
this will surely change the rotten attitudes the (I'm hesitant to call them humans here) niggers in this community have!
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/2879
hyunwoo buff tier
>>1864591Then again, 90% of ER players are probably Korean
>soft rework Chiara
>fuck it up AGAIN
they're useless
>>1864935The idea of feeding Chiara up until she's a bit softer is always something of interest to many a man...
asia bros
you play on asia or asia 3?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMJq7BNVojo
>>1865051Got a 30 ping difference between 1 and 3
But 3 is fucking toxic so I just stay in 1
>>1865336>But 3 is fucking toxic so I just stay in 1how so
>>1865342Its supposedly based in HK so majority of SEA and the bugmen living closer to 3 gets a better ping there
>>1865360so have you actually seen any toxicity or just perceived from your mental?
>>1865018Do not overfeed the nun, she will get pudgy
am playin tsubame
am losin
>>1865513gonna go run it down on asia server, 170ms here i come
what're some characters i can just turn brain off and do well at high ping? garnett comes to mind
maybe isol?
>>1865528can't do wrong with char
>>1865528Jackie
Rozzi
Markus
Vanya
>>1865456Idk anon maybe those games I switched over to asia3 several times to make sure I had a fair judgement of its match quality to compare with asia1 were all thanks to Vanya landing Rs on me
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>>1865529this anon was right
first game and i got ez carried
need to put some emotes on my wheel for "sorry im a retarded foreigner"
>>1865548how the fuck did you win with this comp
>>1865549i don't know man i just press buttons
haven't played this game in probably over a year.
>>1865552aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I was going down the /erbs/ friends list on dak to see who you are but I am not seeing you cause you have not played for a long time
>>1865553uh yeah i don't think i ever joined any of those groups either anon, sorry
i have played this game for a combined.. 100 hours and 80 of that was when it first came out or pre-1.0
>>1865555>/erbs/ friendshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uI9BFNFkW4qm_t9cUDe88heLs7smSydSCs55NZIn-Ww
>>1865556sorry friend i only plan on playing this game for about 4 more days
>>1865548Team "Questionable HDD Contents" wins again!
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/2877
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tick tock smurf niggers
Oooooo spooky schoolghost...
>>1865845>caring about your stats in a party game
>>1865868Mating press with sloppy tongue kisses while Ly Anh is forced to watch inside her own body
>>1866015Most people don't care about player tracking, that's just fluff.
Iitem stats and pickrates on armor/augments on characters is really helpful. It's a pretty good website to point you in the right direction for characters you're learning or picking up. A mobile app seems kind of redundant since I just alt tab when I use it, but still.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRICE6pJwgA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBBerB3JDw
>>1865868Sex in the supply closet
>>1866019>while Ly Anh is forced to watch inside her own bodyTHIS ANON UNDERSTANDS.
what queues are alive right now
I just checked dak and SA is the deadest region
Asia3 is more alive than eu
thank you king, asia3 it is.
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>>1866242I just queued nyorm and asia 3 is dead
>>1866292playin on NA, getting some games within 2min queues so not bad
Total Lumia island insemination
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I swear I saw them selling the season fragments pack
did they remove it?
how to get good at garnett
>>1866408Let her love you.
>>1866427i think she wants to kill me anon
>>1866440Sounds like you don't understand her love.
>>1866427>tfw no obsessive childhood gfwhy even live?
>>1858322>AbigailNN tried to make a story with AI and was bad, that's why it doesn't make sense even though Nadja was involved with other character previously, Irem
>>1866690>NN tried to make a story with AIDo you have any proof that this is the case or are you just being retarded
>>1866719Yes, but I won't share this shit here because I know that some retard nigger like snipy or kira will post in discord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9Lb1100jZM
>>1866804>trust me brook bro
>>1866812whatever helps you sleep at night bwo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am1Mzqe5wcg
lumiapedia with the new slut
>>1866814>eight trigrams>eyes that see Mt Tai>a junior that dares court death
>Xuelin is rapier
It's over for Fiora again?
>>1866814She looks fun.
>>1866817>>a junior that dares court deathI don't know why you keep saying this about her but it makes me laugh every time.
Make your bets of her first skin
>>1866817a junior that have eyes that can see Mt Tai?
preposterous, junior is cultivating demonic power, I will tell senior
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>>1866821it's a popular meme in the wuxia sphere
>>1866804Whatโs the problem? Just prove it, itโs been your threadโs personality for the past two years anyway. If youโve been so consistent with your accusations for two years, there must be some solid evidence.
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/2885
patch notes
>>1866927NOOO MY SHRIMP DONT GO DONT LEAVE ME
>>1866927>ay yo we saw you have a parry on your weapon so we made you another parry skillWhy does every two hand character need to be an annoying piece of shit with 3413834 invul skills?
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I believe in wait a meowment supremacy
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>>1867238>>1867242wait a meowment meowment
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surely
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>>1866719NTA but it's such a retarded and nonsensical "story" that only AI could have written it, and then no human actually once-overed it
>be human from another world or time entirely that is completely unspecified>possess capabilities to travel across time and space entirely on demand due to magical temporal scythe or some shit>fuck it up somehow and only the sweaty operator from lumia island is the one who can save your fat ass>make a "promise" to her that somehow still holds two seconds before Jackie is about to rip all of your limbs off when you could just use your magical temporal time-space-travelling scythe to leave at any point at the first sign of troubleyou can't even try and say that this isn't Fortnite when you have characters like this who are completely explained by anything apart from
>lol they're here now i guess
>>1867304>completely explainedcompletely unexplained*
Repeat with me:the WEST is not the main audience for this game
>>1867381I'm dropping this dogshit game for supervive.
>>1867395See you tomorrow!
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>>1867408Victim of his own success
>>1867304Yeah, and NN don't use AI to write stories anymore after this bullshit but the damage is alreasy done
>>1867408from a general lack of any real care or attention, no characters have interactions with each other at any point during gameplay - there could have been but they didn't want to record additional voicelines.
e.g.
>Chiara and Emma on the same team, visiting Beach zone>Well, here we are! Just as you wanted! Did you bring the towels?>Emma...this is no time for sunbathing...>Garnet and Kenneth on the same team, visiting School zone>Heyyy Kenneth...do you ever wonder what NORMAL life woulda been like?>I'll wonder when I'm given a reason to.>Jackie and Aya on the same team, visiting Police Station>Look where we are, Aya! Are you going to arrest me? Do I have to testify?>I...I think I lost my handcuffs somewhere, so no...>Johann and Bianca on the same team, visiting Hospital>Father Johann, look! Do you think they->[Interrupting] For the last time, that is how you will get very sick.
Supervive releases in 6 hours btw.
>>1867689There are voicelines for character interactions.
They aren't used anywhere as far as I know.
>>1867712You're saying that like anyone here cares.
>>1867729Just doing you all a favor by freeing you from this place, since itโs clear how much you all hate it.
>>1867712>Supervive releases in 6 hours btw.No one cares lole
>>1867734Right and even during the better times you still kept talking about that like anyone gave a crap. Don't pretend you're doing anyone here a favor but yourself.
>>1867745Hey, at least you admit your game is in the worst state it's ever been. I think I'm actually doing you a favor now.
>>1867304>It's AI because it's badDid AI write your post or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOGNg88D2cM
>>1866927>Phew, it's hot today. Wanna take a break or something?
>>1868370someone will replace the cap in her mouth soon
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/2889
I'm gonna miss the shrimp.
>>1868647Same... dunk her one last time just like old times
https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/2890
THX2NDANNIVERSARY
new code
>>1868632Vanya sex (her raping me)
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https://playeternalreturn.com/posts/news/2891
Haven't played since they added protection from elimination for the first 5 minutes, how's this game doing these days? Worth going back or is it shit?
>>1868774if only real thais are this cute
I would cop the dumbpire
>>1868739Better, they scaled back the protection from day 3 to only protecting wipes during day 1 like everyone wanted, meaning contesting objectives day 2 is punishable now, and it's significantly easier to have space without the added pressure of nonstop unga bunga without consequences.
>>1868800honestly I think it should be at night 2, wiping if you failed to contest a tree/met at day 2 feels pretty bad, especially if it's out of your control like abc
>>1853350LOL, I just read her story. Seems like a half-assed attempt at luring more Chinese players to populate the new Asia servers.
I'm not feeling it but maybe
>>1866831 is right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2-N4dJtPZc
>They somehow broke the in-game KDA counter
NN's ability to fuck up the simplest UI continues to baffle me
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NN you fuck
they paid some fucking streamers to play er AGAIN
>>1868877Imagine they spent all that money on actually improving new player experience
>>1868877>not even 10k combined
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>>1868860The worst part is how much her lore style clashes with existing characters that have more believable backgrounds. Sua? Librarian lady. Magnus? Biker dude. Niki/Jenny? Actress. Then, there's some girl born with a psychic sword and has psychic powers. LOL what?
Eva and Echion's powers are closely tied to VF and Aglaia lore, so they get a pass, but Xuelin is really out there. Heck, even Niah fits better with ER's setting.
anons what do
>be me
>think AR Aya is becoming a little obsolete
>wanna play AR Isol
>dont wanna play a mxn
>let alone a shota
how can I enjoy AR characters without becoming extremely gay
>>1869058You're playing a ranged AD carry, it doesn't matter what you think. You are going to be a little gay.
Aya is still very relevant due to her Q with overheat combo, but you forsake some safety for higher damage potential, which doesn't make her the best solo queue superstar since you can't always rely on teammates to make space for you, but she's by no means bad still.
If you really want to be a baby about it, play Hart. She's just an AR character in disguise, she's not very good as a solo damage dealer though (dual support,) she does best with another high damage dealer.
>>1868956Because one character being completely inexcusable wasn't enough so we needed a second one
then again NN give so little of a shit about the setting that we don't even know the nationality of most of the newcomers
Lenore bullying my dick with her coral blue lipstick
>>1869532Peak fertile body
chiara autist here
unfortunately for myself as a highly reluctant resident of the UK, as of the latest part of the demoralization sequence for anyone who hasn't been killed by middle easterns - or jailed for longer than murderers get from typing
>pakis out
on twitter, as of tomorrow I can no longer post on 4ch as per big gov doing so "for my own safety" unless I either
>willingly invite identity theft upon myself
or
>try and work out how VPNs work despite being so tech illiterate that I can't even operate a microwave
not a single UK citizen voted for this it was just forced upon us and there's not much we can do about it
love you all (not as much as chiara) and see you soon maybe
the time for salvation has passed
>>1869662Bye for now Chiarabwo
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Was it that bad?
>>1869662Godspeed chiarafag.
Hope things turn out alright soon.
>>1869662buy vpn, then turn it on
altho 4chin blocked most vpn so I don't know which is the right one to reccomend
fuck you penguin why are you like this
>>1869805Rio is such a smokeshow in this skin
>>1869805no, it was a success
>>1869805>goonerbait season to artificially boost player numbers via sexualization of womenA disaster
> new char released
> not a soul in ranked
> go play nyorms
> triple stack myth
i hate this game
>>1870075Yet you keep playing it,why?
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>>1869662it's over for you