BACK edition

penis

lmao heroic are lost without saw gg

hltv.org

>>1855829
BIG's map pick, but yeah. Pretty slow start

>>1855829
dumbass

belarus frauds

>virtus.poo
>porncard
>furrya
lmao

Asian CS is on it's path to revival. Now i just need NA CS to lock in

>>1855843
this is kinda hot, ngl

>>1855829
idk why people hyped up nilo
he was good for like a month vs t3

>>1855819 (OP)
Holy shit I got so scared that you somehow found out what my wallpaper was at some point, Fucking hell almost gave me a heartattack (I'm from Latvia) and the pics around the coast look very similar

>>1855851
cope

>>1855853
you people need to learn what that word means

>>1855854
>you people need to learn what that word means

>Tyloo with their coach as a substitute rape Virtus Poo
I'M KNEELING I'M KNEELING I'M KNEELING!!!!

>>1855835

>>1855856
the coach is 10x better

>>1855855
he's right
you sound fucking retarded (now post another jak while quoting me faggot)

this is gl all over again
slow first map and everyone's jumping to conclusions

>>1855852
wtf broky posts itt?
lock in bitch, or you're gone for free-transfer s1mple

>>1855862
s0mple is gone lilbro he aint coming back
if broky underperforms they'll get degster

>>1855858
>coach performed better than 2 of the players
okay wtf

>>1855864
>degster

>>1855865
he was one of the best chinese players a few years ago

>mfw serbian scrawny and croatian launders

>>1855868
no screaming and pre-written one-liners

>>1855868
sounds horrible
just watch the english streams, bro

There is another raping session scheduled:

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383754/tyloo-vs-virtuspro-iem-cologne-2025-stage-1

>>1855871
tyloo is gonna have the mongoloid back on the team by then
vp's gonna run over them (even with electronic)

me if I was delusional: >>1855874

>>1855877
fym "if"

>>1855874
https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/20702/jee?startDate=2024-07-15&endDate=2025-07-15

https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/8601/zhoking?startDate=2024-07-15&endDate=2025-07-15

>>1855880
not a statsfag, sorry

>>1855869
I guess they're not that bad...
>>1855870
that IS the english stream lilbro

>>1855868
>>1855885
stop posting faggot

What did she do to end up getting hired by Vitality in 2025 and what did she do to end up getting fired from Vitality 6 months later?

>>1855882
>t.raped

>heroic

>>1855889
blowies
refused to give blowies

i mistakenly posted in the old thread
>>1855891

>>1855889
What exactly was her job?

>>1855898
link between the media and the players at events, she'd also made sure the bananas were warm.

>>1855899
scream kinda yoked doe

>>1855889
who gives a fuck, it's not like she did anything CS related in the team, it's just a management thing

it's time

>navi only ask $650 000 to sell s1mple
cheap as fuck, why don't team go for it?

>>1855915
he's washed

>>1855899
why did they give him a gun with a limp suppressor?

>>1855919
the guns present all of their bepis sizes (and level of function in his case)

>>1855915
why spend $650k when you can get him for free like 2 months from now

kek this heroic is such a disappointment

>>1855939
it's been 1 and a half map
relax, retard

>>1855944
they're struggling against big lilbro

>astralis on literal fire
the hype was real

theadly reminder
>shit movement
>baiter
>no scopes instead of quick scopes
>mvps and top 1 as an awper
>ukrainian
>drunktard
>won a major because electronic sold his soul just to stop niko
>with him navi won a major after 5 years, without him in less than 1
>electronic i dont care that you are carrying this team, become an igl that i will order and wont obey
>b1t i dont care that you are a rising star, you will waste your best years being my cannon fodder
For many, the undisputed goat

>>1855956
you forgot "inspires 10 unprompted essays a thread from haters"

>>1855957
no, that's goatwoo

We're down to #24 now Liquidbros...

>>1855819 (OP)
>DM with P90
My GOAT retard.

>>1855957
you mean you niggers who keep bringing him up unprompted?

>>1855960
who's gonna overtake them at fissure?

>>1855962
why does a semiretiree get you this mad

>>1855923
makes sense why he moved to china then

>>1855967
why do you keep bringing him up then nigger?

The Fire Serpent and Wild Lotus AKs need to be banned from pro play. Pros need to get more creative with their skin and sticker choices instead of just picking the expensive ones.

>>1855971
the fire serpent is ugly is fuck but i like wild lotus. especially with a good craft

>>1855965
only Rare Atom, BIG and BetBoom are lower than them in rankings, but I don't think any of those can string wins to take over
Other teams will increase their lead tho

>>1855971
they're paid by investors to use them in game so their value increases

truth be told those skins are ugly as fuck but because they're expensive people keep trading them

>>1855970
this is getting dull
can we cut the internet cables to your third world shithole already

>>1855965
There are quite a few teams attending under them who could overtake them. None of them are super likely though. But one good run with those juicy LAN VRS points is enough.

>>1855975
By Cologne they're out of the top 30.

>>1855977
who's we cunt? retarded ass nigger shitting up the thread by bringing up literal whos no one cares about kys

>>1855974
>especially with a good craft
Got any pics? I've never seen one I actually like. A lot of them are just player stickers in the default positions which is fine I guess. The worst are the ones with just Crown foil stickers. Looks like shit and the only reason they crafted that shit is because the stickers were super expensive at one point.

>>1855984
you seem to care a great deal

>>1855986
stop shitting up the thread by bringing him up unprompted then

s1mple

>Worm God
kek i don't think i ever saw this skin in pro play until now, so bland

>>1855989
>>1855956

>>1855989
why does he make em this mad
is it just one autist

>>1855979
polish snax was just saving strats for cologne, trust the process
vegans are in control

>falseflag rage baiters hyping each other up
please stop
Astralis is playing

kek the tranny jannies are s0mple fans

>>1855992
>so bland
It's absolute bottom tier for me even worse than vanilla. The Sun in Leo that saffee is using is a pretty underrated AWP skin imo.

>>1855989
>>1855995
samefag

>>1855998
>asstralis throwing vs the third best br team
wow...

I'm hooxin' so fucking hard right now

>>1856005
yeah, let's post zywoo vs s1mple faggotry instead
just fuck off back to hltv you disgusting creature

>>1856004
dang you got me

>>1856010
kek okay
you're still a faggot tho

I support nicks
I support nicx
I support synyx

>>1855985
i mean, it looks good pretty good even with the "i have money" stickers, like kato hellraisers or lgb
can't find the craft i was looking for though

>>1856011
he shopped it to fuck with you lmao

thoughts?

>>1856012
I stand with the NA goat #backthebooze

>>1856003
based sun in leo enjoyer

>>1856020
no

Clear your cache tonight

>>1856020
stopped looking once i saw jLoser

>>1856020
ahh hell nah brah ts cooked fr

>>1856017
what do you think "kek okay" meant retard?

>>1856020
move s0mple to retire and we chillin

>>1856032
that you have social anxiety

>>1855923
The average is usp-s? I thought it was p250. This is very unsettling.

>>1856017
>shopped
blud doesn't know about inspect element :skull:

>>1856020
link the tier list template

>>1856035
kek okay

>>1856036
no, the average is ak/m4 (not 1:1)
kenny is below average even in china

>>1856036
good post

>>1856022
Fr. Subtle pattern that's good on the eyes, great color and even FN at ~30€ is still reasonable.

>>1856016
Don't know how I feel about that craft. At least the colors match the gun. Probably just a me thing but I'd prefer a custom sticker placement that doesn't cover up the blooming flower above the trigger.

>>1855960
If Liquid's management was more competent they'd be forcing the team to play in T2 LANs like this to get more experience and keep their points up. But I guess they think they're too good to attend them.

>>1856052
same thing last season, the players even bitched about it to the press
I think they're in the esl/blast cabal and can't

>casters admit they'd rather watch the other stream
lol
it's not like you don't know it already, but I never thought I'd hear them admit it

>>1856056
Wasn't that about PGL tournaments which still have some prestige and a big prize pool? I can't imagine Twistzz bitching about not being allowed to play CCTs.

>>1856061
this tournament has a million dollar prizepool

>>1856067
Then it falls into the PGL category. Liquid might even be outside of the invite range for Fissure and PGL if they fall just a little bit further.

>tn1r woke up
uhhh big sisters??

>>1856078
>big sisters
are they the annoying ones who keep posting about lil bros

>smooya is back

>>1856078
>>tn1r woke up
about fucking time
>uhhh big sisters??
stop being an annoying faggot

>>1856084
real?

>>1856003
I like Sun in leo too, old school skin

AWP | CMYK IS THE KING NOW.

Get with the times uncs. We refer to lil bros as nephews these days.

>>1856096
why, is it 2021 again?

heroic bros...

>>1856095
>CMYK
tastelet

>>1856101
You just don't get it...

AWP Chrome Cannon

>>1856107
you should be practicing, helvijs

jdc needs to be a on a real team again desu

serbian production

>whoroic
>horrific
how da fuck you losing to 2025 bug clan

>>1856163
>heroic's last official (with different players), 1 month ago
>big's last official, 2 days ago
gee willikers what a mystery!

>literally all the good guys won today

*blocks your path*

wc
3dmax
gl
pain
mibr
bb
tyloo
col

>>1856173
if you like big, you should hate tabsen

>>1856171
>month of practice with a brand new non-antistrattable playbook
yeah the more you think about it the more embarrassing it is

>>1856178
I watched the documentary and I forgave him

>>1856174
I can't tell if ScreaM is going for a lion mane look or really fell into Islam

Lol Heroic could realistically bomb out last

>>1856178
why
tabsen sacrificed his peak to stay on big til the day he died. I think his only crime was not knowing s1n would become decent, and even that was probably gob b's call. the jerm scene just isn't very good

>>1856194
What losing sAw does to a mf...

>>1855956
>>shit movement
proofs?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHEN UPDATE
AFTER MAINTENANCE?

>>1854398
this could be use
please please please please

>>1856084
the joke that saved /magog/

soooooo uhhhhh where update

>>1856372
Right here *unzips dick*

>>1856372
get 50 kills with AK/47 on community map group deathmatch
source:OverDrive Telegram

-anubis +overpass officially
what do we think lads?

OOOOOOOO

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>[p]Added Overpass to the Active Duty Map Pool[/p]
>[p]Removed Anubis from the Active Duty Map Pool[/p]

WHAT THE FUCK

OVERCHAAAAAAAAADSSSSSSSS

Parivision top 1 in a few months

>-anubis
>+ovp
??????????????????????

>>1856398
>play CT
>win

I actually liked Anubis.

>>1856402
we are BACK
better be a rework for anubis and -mirage soon

fuck you donk you faggot

>>1856407
same, I really wanted inferno out, boring save simulator, gotta hope that goes for cache but gonna be in 6 months from now I guess if anything

>>1856409
so donk says something and they change the game for him?
GOAT status aura

I don't really get the point of the CT economy thing.

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/529852487375519751

>>1856415
ct economy has been complained about a lot, this is a good change that rewards going for retakes and allows you to rebuy more when winning rounds with few left, not coincidental they nerf the mp9 at the same time, they want more full buys and less saves

>>1856419
Maybe they should make defuse kits free.

LET ME IIIIIIIINNNNN

>>1856418
clown shit

CT side greatly buffed

>>1856419
Wouldn't this encourage going for exits over retaking?

>>1856420
I think what they just did is plenty enough

>>1856424
monesy chads it's our time to shine!

Overpass back? Jame's gonna win another Major.

LET ME QUEUE

>>1856428
nigga they just nerfed 5 alive bitch save econ, read the patch

UPDATE THE FUCKING SERVERS ALREADY YOU CUNTS

>>1856424
both are buffed, the difference is that exits is something you'd see almost every round anyway but very rarely anything but favored retake attempts

ITS UP

>>1856438
thanks for noting

>+$500k to fmpone
>don't use his map
yep, thank you valve, very cool

>>1856445
>muh broken lighting
>muh exploding gpus

IM LOSING MY FIRST FUKCING MATCHAAAAAAAA

getting queued with mega shitters with no mics

So is it better to just suicide on full save rounds as T now?

do not buy mp9 holy shit

>>1856465
Probably yeah.

>>1856453
Valve bought the map the same day it became available, they should surely be able to fix the fps drops in that amount of time

I feel like this thread is active enough that it could easily migrate over to /vg/

>>1856486
I feel like you should suck my nuts.

ct molly is busted now goddamn just RAPED a game on faceit

Hot take: Valve replaced Anubis with Overpass

>>1856466
Everyone's going back to the UMP I guess

>>1856486
fuck off retard

>>1856493
I never left it.

>dumpster the mp9
>mac10 is still a broken piece of shit
Total terrortrany death

>>1856486
fuck off

>trading reverse
i have thousands of dollars sitting on csfloat and the sites been shut down since this announcement. did they just take my money and run

>>1856507
Might be temporary until they figure out what to do

>>1856498
I am obligated to use it
This is when souvenir cases where given out just by watching the stream and dropped after every round

Why not fucking inferno

wtf did they change the mp9 spray pattern?

>>1856591
Based illiterate

>>1856594

>>1856596
It was in the announcement you retard.

donk said anubis is shit

>>1856601
spirit even picked anubis occasionally though

>In Competitive modes, Counter-Terrorists now receive a $50 team award for each Terrorist eliminated in a round
do we like it?

kys furfag

>>1856486
newfag

>>1856418
>Season Two: Episode One
kek these valveniggas

>>1856498
Based UMPCHAD

>>1856605
no kills + 5 dead + defuse means you can head armor m4 round 2

aint no way this nigga survived another season he MUST have dirt on gaben

>mp9 nerfed
kek its over for the fat fraud

>>1856619
You mean mirage

>>1856622
which

>>1856619
dust2 was added recently retard

>>1856623
Mirage is objectively good

>>1856622
Who?

>>1856624
>>1856629
overrated igl

how shit is cobble going to be when it comes back?

>>1856627
Still doesn't deserve to be in the pool forever

>>1856634
Dust 2 is the first map that needs to go.

>>1856631
yep spirit is done...

>>1856635
Mirage has been in the pool for TWELVE FUCKIN' YEARS
And the last innovation that happened on it was adding the bench on mid that was 5 fucking years ago

I don't mind playing mirage but it's gotta be a joke at this point

>>1856662
I don't care garbage2 needs to go AFUCKINGSAP.

>>1856667
what's your problem bitch

>>1856601
I now hate Anubis and am glad it's gone

THIS WAS A BITALITY NERF ITS FUXOING OVER

>>1856709
which teams are good at overpass?
i only remember spirit being good on it at katowice 2024 but they owned on every map that tournament

>>1856714
Faze...

the money change is a big buff to awp

-d2
-mirage
-inferno

>mp9 nerf
Karrigan might actually have to retire now kek

>>1856714
I remember the Asian teams playing it a lot.

>>1856714
jame

https://www.hltv.org/player/8745/rickeh#tab-teamsBox

>>1856714
It's coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDKvIBYtc70

>>1856493
More like everyone is going back to using five seven

where cache

>>1856810
It feels like that because smg kills give less now relative to other weapons.
Used to be $300 vs $600 so smgs gave double.
Now it's $550 vs $850 total team money so only ~54% more.

>trade changes
rip csfloat. at least i can pick up a few playskin for cheaper

Why did it have to be Anubis? Why couldn't it be Inferno?

>>1856829
The only positive spin I can think of is that it's the most imbalanced map and they want to fix it.

>>1856830
>they want to fix it
They reworked the entire map and it was bad. Then they redid banana and it was still bad. All the fixing done so far hasn't improved the map at all. Maybe the devs are just retarded?

>>1856837
I mean Anubis.

>>1856839
Yeah and I mean Inferno.

.........................................................overpass

if you can still jump with the mp9 and spray like a retard no one is switching from it

>>1856853
it's average in terms of jumping accuracy now

wait did they not actually change overpass? AT ALL?
what the fuck was the point? put nuoverpass in the pool, take it out of the pool, put it back in basically asap, never change it. if it was in good shape why did you swap it for dust2 in the first place?

>>1856856
shut the fuck up and be grateful jesus whats wrong with you

>>1856860
grateful for what
I would've cut inferno, d2, maybe ancient before anubis

Riddle me this anons: Nuke is almost as CT-sided as Anubis is T-sided. Yet one gets hailed as the best map of all time while the other had to be removed asap because it's so imbalanced.

>>1856865
blame all the "movement gods"

>removing anubis before inferno, dust2 and mirage
I'm glad we have have overpass back but come on...
I hope inferno goes for cache next

has overpass already replaced anubis in the current fissure tournament?

>>1856868
No.

>>1856868
nigga

>>1856868
Yes.

mirage should never leave the active pool

>>1856868
I assume so. The rules say so unless Fissure deems Overpass unplayable (section 2.1).
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qldM02rvgx4I3j8Ptbcmr7f_shIdslBQeggwhlQ4cm4/edit?tab=t.0

>>1856874
Never mined I somehow completely missed 2.3 which explicitly states the maps.

>>1856873
trvke

why does kick feel so much less cancerous than twitch?
if yt isn't possible cs should be streamed there

>>1856895
>why does kick feel so much less cancerous than twitch?
Probably because it's not run by morons

>>1856697
gay ass silver 2 map

expend 12 flashes, 3 mollies, 2 nades and 2 smokes within the first 10 seconds of the round hoping to take control of A long

its basically A long simulator

and the shitty ass b site - it's got all the shitty qualities of inferno but 10x worse and none of the pros

>>1856766
Why did CS GO feel so smooth? What exactly is CS2 missing?

Train should have been the map that was removed

>>1856905
It wouldn't have been removed no matter how bad it is.

>>1856907
Why? Because it would hurt Valve's pride to admit the map the reworked is total shit and neither pros nor casuals enjoy it?

>>1856909
Because it was added just 6 months ago.

>>1856910
There's no rules forbidding Valve from removing it after 6 months.

>>1856912
Yes but they won't do it.

>>1856605
doesn't make any senses

>>1856915
It's just a way to give cts more money.

>>1856914
Because they are to prideful to admit both maps they've done big reworks for are utter dogshit?

>>1856919
Something like that.
Also I don't think it's that disliked. There's always one or two maps that is considered disliked.

Wake up babe. New retarded Flacons training just dropped.
https://xcancel.com/LarsRobl/status/1945392976311566429

>>1856922
good
fuck political correctness

>>1856922
he needs to activate the parasympathetic nervous system

>>1856924
Why does the lil zigger always strike the zestiest poses imaginable?

>>1856927
it's called AVRA

>>1856929
I wouldn't consider getting on your knees to suck NiKo's knob aura

kek

>>1856918
well just give more money per frags then, not a fan of that communist bullshit

>>1856936
you're going to drop me awp anyway cuck

>>1856922
it's the right approach for falcons, the least pracc they do they better they are.

>>1856922
this is truly pathetic. I was a NEET for years and I was sent into some bullshit shit like time to "resocialize" myself kek. it was so obvious the women in charge of it were stealing their salary. same as this lars guy.

>>1856937
charity > communism

>if astralis beats tyloo they'll be top9 in vrs
cool
it'll be good to have them in the top10 again

>>1856943
they've been top 10 this year already so it's not a new thing

>>1856945
when did they break top10?
except for Astana I don't remember them stringing any wins together this year

>Anders and Henry kino
pog

>>1856947

>>1856951
what the hell happened end-may/start-april?

>>1856951
>>1856953
oh shit
Astana was forever ago...

Has there ever been a Chinese player that played on an international team? I can think of Australian, Mongolian, Korean and even BnTeT briefly played on an NA team.
Closest I can think of was the Tyloo line up with BnTeT, Peacemaker and Bondik and someone I can't remember.
Also referring to relevant teams, not a like challenger team who had a student playing with them.

FFS GET THAT SHIT MAP CALLED INFERNO OUT OF MY GAME. WHY TAKE OUT ANUBIS? I HAD SO MUCH FUN PLAYING IT

>>1856964
>In addition to the map pool change, Valve also announced adjustments to the CT-side economy, introducing a "shared team award" that provides players with "$50 for each T eliminated in a round." This new cash bonus occurs irrespective of whether the CTs win or lose the given round.

Amazing idea. It will make the CTs want to be more aggressive, go for those 1v2, 2v3 clutches and should help balance out the economy a bit.

>>1856507
never keep your skins and money in trading websites lesson learned for you

>sell my blue gem for one gorillion dollars
>yoink it back
problem, skincels?

>>1856965
it's a big difference. means one less eco on many ct sides.

>>1856922
i don't think this is necessarily a bad idea but the timing is extremely retarded, they just got a brand new player and need as much bootcamping (with a PC) as possible before one of the biggest tournaments

imagine the French scene in the last 5-6 years without Zywoo (and apex)

+vertigo when

>turks best map is vertigo
>valve remove vertigo
>turks best map is anubis
>valve remove anubis
valve hates turk roaches confirmed

Maka disasterclass

looks like fissure is still using anubis

>>1857006
nigger

>>1857009
????????

>>1857011
we've already established that, but niggers like you apparently can't read the thread before posting >>1856878

>>1857012
you're a retarded nigger

there is no fucking way magog is so retarded they thought maps would change in the middle of a tourney

>>1857014
even hltv is smarter than us

>>1857014
they have in the past you fucking retard

france doubters BTFO
12-7 => 15-18

Is this a rolling schedule or not?

>>1857025
yesterday it was like 45+ minutes between several games so i dont think so

>40-8

>>1857026
I just checked hltv and it seems to sort of a rolling schedule. The GL game is listed as 13:20.

lol how did GL get blown out on inferno to Wildcard

>>1857029
i think it's like semi rolling
they will still drag out the time between games if it ends early

>>1857028
>greetings from Kazakhstan

>>1857031
That's a fair compromise between teams and viewers. Having it be fully rolling and as a team losing 4 hours of prep time because the shitters before you all got stomped 2-0 would suck.

>>1857028
molodoy is going to rape jks

Liquid has one week to get their shit together. Can they do it?

>>1857043
they're broken
twistzz kept calling karrigan after their last game saying he'd do anything, even awp, to get back in
nertz is currently in talk with mossad about how to go about getting teses kicked from falcons

>>1857047
FaZe -rain -broky +twistzz +s1mple

tier3max are raping rare atom

>>1857050
I stopped caring when the 13:0 chance was gone.

>>1857050
and they're still living in your head rent free while tyloo and lynn vision are about to be playoff

>>1857050
>tier3max
that was really bad, anon...
but yeah. Only chink team worth anything is lynn vision

>>1857052
all chinese said that RA are the best chinese team, explain please
>>1857054
it's hard to come up with a fun one for them
it's either that or 3 rounds max

>>1857013
Turn on your monitor

>if GL wins, SAW will face Furia again tomorrow
kinda weird format

>Cologne 2025 being the first event to be played using the new map pool.
nice
sucks for the teams at fissure tho

>>1857064
not really
4 in a group, 2 advances

but it's probably just worse than swiss

>>1857064
Just classic GSL groups, nothing strange imo
That's like meeting in the lower bracket

>>1857065
>sucks for the teams at fissure tho
Why though? Having a completely 'new' map in the pool with no prep sucks.

>>1857069
>Having a completely 'new' map in the pool with no prep sucks.
exactly
and none of the teams at fissure will have time to prep

>>1857070
Ah I misunderstood. I thought you meant it sucks for them because it's not in the Fissure map pool. I don't think it really matters for Cologne. It will be like when Train came out and almost everybody just banned it.

>>1857071
>It will be like when Train came out and almost everybody just banned it.
I'm not so sure
it isn't that long ago it was in the pool and the map hasn't really changed since (I don't remember if water was removed before or after)
unless their perma is anubis a lot of teams will float it

gamer legion will win this whole thing

>>1857093
Them or Astralis

>>1857096
very creative anon
big gold star 4u

>>1857096
allu be like oh fuck it was on burst

Is this Liquid's final play?

>>1857093
astralis

shit tournament we're in here

https://www.twitch.tv/s1mple

chinese cs in a nutshell

most blatant cheating ive ever seen

>>1857115
May I ask what is this post about

>>1857104
>23k viewers
holy shmoly cultural impact !!!!

>>1857118
4k deagle through smoke

>>1856922

>>1857028
what of he's the chosen one? he crumbled under pressure in the second map of the major but damn otherwise he was insane.

>>1857122
When and where

>>1857126
china did it

>>1857123
yjk

>>1857096
the crosshair never was on the head tho

ever got games where nothing just seems to hit for shit?

>>1857134
not at all, if you actually put in the time and are actually cerebrally superior you won't have bad games period

>>1856922
lmao fire this fraud already, this isn't helping them one bit, playing the game will

>>1857123
>3 stars
>2 shields
it's already fucking over lmao.

>>1857123
>first star shield
is we doing mmo trinity now

>>1857147
is that supposed to mean 3 star players and 2 bot supports?

>>1857150
No it's a list, notice the little dot after the numbers
1. Fire
2. Shield
3. Star
What does it mean?

>>1857154
probably something mentally ill

>>1857128
I'll look into it. Thanks for bringing this to the attention of our staff.

>>1857128
God I fucking chinks
How the fuck are you suppose to have ANY game even outside cs without them in it

>>1857154
bullshit, it's 3 star players, 2 support players animated by one big fire.

>>1857164
its clearly a list anon. it says 2. star not 2 stars. also who gives a fuck its probably something homosexual and gay anyway

>>1857164
RETARD
RETARD
RETARD

>>1857168
yes but I'm anonymous, I don't shy away from passing for a retard as it can't affect me irl :)

*farts loudly*

>>1857170
*catches a whiff*
Quite pungent my dear. Is that a hint of oranges I am getting?

time4goatfecto

perfecto is back

ummmmmm brapzilian bros???

these chiggas kinda legit doe

vp went from 9-3 to 9-10...

>>1857207
nobody cares about vp, we are watching /ourchinks/

>>1856990
Overpass should be even better for him and monesy, wide open aim duels all over the place and awpers paradise, but falcons will probably be boring and play the same maps so it gets banned since anubis already was

>tons of money
>2 rounds left
>electronic uses mac10
???????????????????

>>1857226
>enemy low econ = no head (see ct buy) = mac10 rape time
btw i know they're not using overpass but are they using the new patch

>vp about to be eliminated from a tier2 tournament
just disband already

>>1857228
>>1856874

>>1857231
They need to beg jame to return and take belchonokk with him, or actually only fame and fl1t are salvageable from vp so it might just be easier for them to join parivision, but it's a poorer org

>>1857239
I somehow doubt a betting org is poor

>>1857241
poorer, not poor

>>1857228
>are they using the new patch
Doesn't look like it since the CTs aren't getting the extra money from kills

These mibr guy still blinking as crazy as ever, those addies are hitting

okay so shittiest result of the year for vp
perfecto lmao

>>1857239
they look so fucking bad, it's time for the return of big J

>virtus poo
icy must be stopped

perfecto

>vores you

>>1857259
adr stand for adderall?

>worse result than wildcard
I think valve should add a "vrs votekick" where everyone can vote for a team to drop down 10 places for being complete trash

>>1857260

wtf is that chat

>russian cs

>>1857278
>market cap still lower than some random crypto shitcoin
bros...

lmao betboom

>botboom

>just got back from the shooting range
I see VP got dicked down again lol. First the chinks, now the russians
when are they kicking electronic? this is getting sad

>>1857305
>russians
brazilians*

Cemen_bakin bros…

>>1857319
check the thread nigger

>>1857320
fuck off

device goat?

>>1857324
always has been

nobody told staehr the mp9 was nerfed

the hltv thread about artfrost always wearing hats is definitely made by the guy in this thread lmao

>>1857332
>Fuck that guy!!!

>>1857320
you seem embarassed by this very subject

>>1857329
retardbro…

>>1857329
They're not playing on the newest patch

-zhoking
+zywoo

now tyloo is the best team in the world

>>1857347
you want zywoo to coach tyloo?

>>1857319
>onboarding maxim
>random aircraft carrier picture
What does it all mean?

>>1857350
i want him to be a coach that standins every game

https://x.com/fnatic/status/1945460540253303266

>>1857352
maxim CARRIES

when coach stands in, who's the igl? is it still the supposed igl, or is it the coach who starts calling?

>>1857357
why tf would the coach call?

>>1857359
why wouldn't he? he knows all strats the igl needs to call in a game, no?

maybe their coach shouldn't awp

KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB

they should just play without awper
zhoking used to be a decent player but he wasnt an awper

>>1857355
lol I I didn't kyousucky's name is Maxim. I though that was the noun.

>stand in tetris
>get at least 1 kill
every single time

>>1857375
>tetris
sandwich?

>>1857377
yeah, the little gap, I don't play mirage sorry

I first ban mirage and always aim to pick train

>>1857378
np
boxes between sandwich and ramp is tetris

wish him happy birthday magog
happy birthday

>>1857379
this but pick nuke
I love vertical maps, kinda wish vertigoat was still around

>>1857381

>>1857381
happy birthday mr magog

>>1857381
Happy birthday Jonathan!

>>1857381
why did karrigan tell him to stfu? it's clear he's at his best when he's at his maldest

>>1857392
when?

>>1857392
>karrigan tell him to stfu?
What?!? When??????

>>1857395
>>1857396
off the server, I dunno
coL elige and faze elige are like a lion and a kitten

>>1857377
ONLY ONE TIME SAY INFO

>>1857398
>off the server, I dunno
kek

nilo is kind of... mid

Tell me about Artem. Why does he wear the hat?

>>1857413
kys

>>1857406
yet another "promising rookie" btfo by tier1 scene
I don't think xfl0ud kick was worth it, they had a good thing together
>>1857413
balding but not ready for a leap of faith yet

>hooxshit

Astralis is losing to Tyloo with a stand-in???

>>1857419
no

>>1857415
lot of white sox hats for a higher forehead

>>1857413
>*stays silent and wonders why someone would bench a man before kicking him off the team*

>>1857415
no u

>>1857419
astralis can't win when both their star players are ghosting
if either one of jabbi or stavn had a mildly okay game, then they'd win mirage

>>1857427
stavn always needs to warm up

>>1856020
I wanna see FaNg and n0rb3r7 back. Also get Jame back in vp or get fame and Fl1t to leave vp

>fucks your gf

>>1857431
>n0rb3r7
bruh

>>1857432
thank you

>>1857432
can't wait for him to make donk zzeethe in cologne

>>1856020
forgetting someone aren't we?

9-0

>>1857440
>thought it said "deserves to be shot"

>>1856020
I don't think he follows tier3 scene that much, Jerry has carreid ForZe to Major several times with different rosters, he's a capable IGL for that #30-60 VRS range

HOOXI GOD

pls don't die for the memes

12-0

>>1857443
>>1857449
ACK!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>1857451
warmup map

why do we hate kick, again?

hahaha
dev1ce is a fucking animal

>>1857458
the point of the website is to funnel addicts into losing their life's savings on stake

>>1857460
and the point of cs is to funnel addicts into losing their life's savings on crates

we are the same

you feel the astralis choke too don't you?

Uhhh Asstralis bros???????????

>>1857466
nah

>>1857466
>>1857470
thanks fellas

>>1857474
jinxman strikes again

At what point do we consider HooXi the savior of Astralis?

>from 12-0 to 15-10

>>1857481
when they win FISSURE of course

>>1857481
when they get astana grands

>>1857481
yeah this one's better >>1857485
tbqh tho, I think he already saved them when they walked onto stage at their first tournament with him
how many years do you have to go back for astralis to be cheered for on a stage not in denmark?

>>1857481
when they start getting results in T1 events?

>>1857463
when csgo released it was a $15 game, the skin economy has done more harm than good
also it's way easier to bet uncapped amounts of money at a casino than $2.50 at a time

>>1857433
It’s not his fault he has to stand next to jame to look smaller. Also overpass is back so his rating will jump by .1 guaranteed.

>>1857406
he heard you

this tournament format is so fucking bad

https://www.twitch.tv/magixxlff magixx and chopper vs falcons

>>1857503
How can one gal be so based?

staehr <3

heroic goes out but i still think the team has potential

>>1857504
she cute

I thought heroic and vp were favorites to win alongside astralis and maybe furia, lmao everyone but astralis embarrassed themselves so far though furia were better today

time to wake up, astralis

>>1857519
>i still think the team has potential
i agree but i doubt most people will see it that way. gr1ks' first 2 officials in an english-speaking time, nilo's first 2 officials in almost 7 months

hey, s0ren carried
and fattie is still washed

>>1857529
what have we learned so far
>saw carried heroic
>you can't take extended breaks from playing and expect to be good (defecto, nil0)
>asstralis
>extimbermen suck ass and you shouldn't kick your igl and best player who is also your awp at the same time
>molodoy is good, hat guy is still a solid t1.5 awp & griks is a flop

Astralis? more like Astralwas amirite?

bro i wanted to buy my first knife this week and this shit with trading happens, fuck me

>>1857529
>heroic vp favorites
lol no
maybe some people hoped that

>>1857536
what's that left hand doing thorin?

>>1857504
He's one of the coolest guys in the scene, need him back in a team fast, magixx for tauson, yxngstxr, naf, nicx, ewjerkz, s1ren or fear/krimz are all easy upgrades

>>1857541
This. Also if I want to be fat, I want to be magixx fat, not zywoo fat

zywoo is arguably fatter than magixx

>>1857543
technically yes because he's taller therefore he might have more actual fat quantity but magixx looks fatter.

nt, faker

“Take it off, man,” yxngstxr smirked, nodding at ArtFr0st’s cap during pre-match handshake at FISSURE Playground.

ArtFr0st said nothing.

Twenty rounds later, yxngstxr was last alive. ArtFr0st swung from water, clean tap. Match point.

He stood up, adjusted the cap, and finally spoke:

“You first.”

Cap stayed on.
BetBoom rolled.

>>1857543
maybe when he started out as a pro, he was much fatter than now, it was atrocious
now he looks just average fat

why is astralis losing vs tyloo with coach standin?

>>1857538
I bought my first knife yesterday before the update and I wish I had waited, prices will likely be lower once the marketplaces open up desu

are they playing Fissure on the new update but without overpass in the pool? or completely on the old update, no bonus $ and mp9 nerf?

>>1857538
Same, hope that FN CMYK will become a bit cheaper after the update

>>1857558
old patch

>>1857558
Of course not.

>>1857560
tnx

>losing to tyloo with a coach stand-in
asstralis sisters??

>>1857538
same
I'm thinking of getting gut knife, I like the animations

asstroonies gurlies...???

gooks are such blatant cheaters

>>1857564
>moments of brillance

Tyloo mogging holy shit

>ASStralis

>>1857573
is he just a mouthbreather or is there something else
he looks so fucking retarded

>>1857538
>>1857557
>>1857567
>tfw hypnotized /magog/ uncs into liking skins

damn, i completely missed the news about overpass
HUGE day for me as an overpass enjoyer and anubis hater

game of the night coming up

>>1857578
complexity can't be a likeable team until they kick nicx
big can't be a likeable team until they kick tabsen
simple as

>>1857567
Based gutchad. Gut Lore is my favorite knife of all time. Rocked it for many years.

ermmmm 'gog vros...Maui is literary winking at us right fucking now with these tier names

Without /ourchink/ sperging out itt, it's actually quite enjoyable to root for the chink teams. LVG and Tyloo both winning their matches is a good thing.

>sashi - liquid 2-1
>sashi - parivision 0-2

>>1857593
trvke

>>1857594
parivision on CCTs and parivision in CQs are two different beasts

>Heyyy Lasmus, my boi-ah! You wan go hang out aftah da match, okay? Huh huh??

Valve are extremely retarded to include a new map one week before a big event like cologne.
at least release the update and the new map after cologne.
dumb burgers.

>>1857629
fuck your prep

>>1857629
it's not a new map

>>1857632
you know what I meant...

>>1857629
Surely it isn't to much to ask to put out a post saying that Valve is planing to re-enter Overpass into the map pool ahead of time?

>>1857653
Teams are told ahead of time

i remember a col vs big on d2...

he lived up to his name, worst rating out of everyone in the tournament

>>1857656
Nice damage control mister valve man

its over

>>1857661
me too but it was extra salt, not col

>>1857693
rip
who're they gonna headhunt now?
I guess they could spend 20 million and get apex or karrigan (or however much it would take for either to say yes)
aleksi maybe?

>>1857629
Yeah, i don't remember when was the last time the mappool changed before an event of this caliber (Major/Kato/Cologne)

CAM ON DANNY YOU FAT FUCK

Pattern recognition test

>>1857713
2 micro penises

complexity...

>>1857503
happening again, only magixx this time though

any ogs who posted back in 2014/2015 still around?

>>1857713
allu

>>1857730
yes, did you have a question?
anime thread, board, site, game btw

>>1857713

CAM ON COMPLEXITY

>nigger caster talks over the comms
STFU BITCH NOBODY CARES

>>1857759
what is it? checkers? I take the reds, easy win :)

Interesting they remove donk's worst map...

>>1857775
and add one that he's great at.

how da fak is this game still going on
isn't it like 2am in yuroland

vibes seem good in col

faze are stupid if they don't pick up hallzerk for the next season

Big throw, not unexpected

BIG players look like they actively hate each other, damn, should've made at least some changes to reset somewhat, I don't think ScrunK alone is enough, plus he should be IGLing them instead of shitseN

>>1857775
and buff the ct side, the side spirit handle the most

>>1857813
>a dozen line-ups don't work out
>tabsen is on all of them
>hmmm, should we kick the awper again?

>>1857817
at least some people whisper that BIG might go international with JDC and Krimbo remaining if the team doesn't improve its' standings
though I do wonder if they'll either keep kyuubi/hyped/shitseN for the VRS or straight up buy out a higher placed core and add the Germans

>>1857818
-tabsen
+s1n
fixed

>>1857820
3rd time is the charm? I aren't think that
but as I said above, even +ScrunK would be an improvement, tabseN must have quite the scat blackmail on the org leadership

>>1857827
s1n has never been the igl afaik

Interesting they remove s1mple's best map...

>>1857852
his legendary masterclass against mongolz in quarter-finals will never be forgotten

wtf bros exitlag actually works

>>1856411
>>1856601
>>1857775
>>1857852
donk is the best anubis player in the world and s1mple is historically the best overpass player, there's no conspiracy, if valve happened to listen to him he'd be nerfing himself

>>1857870
scamming bittch

>>1857870
I feel it has to be placebo or every tryhard would be using it, I know the predecessors to it like wtfast and others definitely were shams

https://xcancel.com/hallzerk/status/1945559059282710565

>>1857879
It only works in the specific circumstance where you have bad routing to the game server but are also close enough to the exitlag server to have a total hop count and latency lower than without it

was it really a good idea to bench magisk over teses or kyxsan? i think kyxsan was the runt of the team not magisk

>>1857887
And leave the IGL duties to NiKo?

The GOAT played with Señor VAC HOOOOOOOOOOLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cxv_6onwIs

>>1857911
>GOAT
>donk not in the video
????

>>1857887
at some point it must feel stupid you paid millions for a set of players, they dont achieve things you hope and you bench a 500k+ buyout player

>>1857920
Who?

>>1857929
donk

>>1857931
?

>>1857934
donk, the greatest of all time player

>>1857935
Never heard of him.

>>1857887
>i think kyxsan was the runt of the team not magisk
based on what?

I wonder how long it'll take for us to see AWPless teams.

>>1857875
>>1857879
>>1857883
for reference i'm duoing eu with my buddy and its shaving like 30-40 ping off from 120-140 and i can very much feel it

>>1857693
wtf is this pic

>>1857946
Liquid

You know, there's only so many times I can be headshot through mid door before I start to get suspicious. Especially as most of them I hadn't begun to cross.

>>1857944
i just told you

>>1857961
Told me what?

>>1857966
about donk, the greatest player

>>1857973
Never heard of him.

>>1857975
i just told you

how hard will we seethe when kyousuke wins cologne?

>>1857998
Flyquest are gonna win it though.

the mp9 didn't even get a scratch I still run and gun ferrari peek 3000 elo faceit niggers like its a joke, ok yeah i'd not buy it in jump cheese situations now but like its not hard to play around that and nothing else is as good and cheap other than maybe five seven

>>1858014
the only "real" nerf was to the jumping accuracy
they slightly increased the recoil pattern size which means it's slightly harder to use but the actual accuracy isn't nerfed

watchie

https://youtu.be/r187_C2eHhg

>>1858017
yeah so its not really that much of a nerf considering how good it was at everything else too, seeing all these morons without critical thinking skills say its nerfed or dead is hilarious and an easy way to spot a silver

>>1858022
it's just weird that mp9 has been this cheap because statistically it's basically just better than mp7. they have basically same dps vs armor targets, accuracy and damage falloff. but mp9 has 240 movement speed while mp7 only has 220.

the recoil pattern was made like 11% bigger. probably not super big but it will definitely throw people off used to the old one.

>>1858034
mp7 is swaggier
see: chrisj

>>1858034
I've been playing since 2015 and the mp9 being better than the mp7 is no surprise, valve hasn't done shit to either CSGO or CS2. The only time they weren't an absentee parent was when they fixed CSGO for a year or two after taking it over from hidden path. Every update they tweak or add a gun they massively fuck it up like they gave 0 thought to anything or even shot it in game once. Zoomers don't even remember when valve made the aug have the fire rate of the negev and less inaccuracy than the fucking awp for a week and made it cost less. Then we have the classics like the r8, cz, buffing the shit out of the sg and aug once again till pro play wasn't even ask and m4s for a year, tec9 buffs in the background while the cz was super busted making the tec9 a smooth transition over from the cz once they finally fucking nerfed it. Valve is a fucking joke and its a shame every game dev is too retarded and transgender puppygirl core to make a non hero shooter cause valorant might be bearable if I didn't get dogshit quips every time I load into a match while having my screen covered in 1 of the 20 flavors of smoke like I'm a fucking moron and I can't tell smoke A from smoke B and it makes me feel like the game is more complex like dangling keys; ignoring the whole dumbing down every mechanical skill imaginable for complete droolers.

The recoil pattern is going to be such an unnoticeable change in any high level play that its also fucking not even there. Do 1 match of deathmatch with it and you'll have the new pattern down perfect. The amount of turbo shitters I saw buying fucking random shit cause they think the mp9 is nerfed while smurfing today was fucking insane.

>>1858020
we want donk

>>1858086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF1TzZm_d0Y
askee and yee shall receivee
>donk drops bomb
>guy goes to throw it back
>sees its donk
>turns back around
kek

>>1857879
>wtfast
Haven't heard that name in over a decade....

>>1857975
Must have a hearing problem then.

>having Anders and Henry do analysis work because you're too cheap to hire a desk
I guess it's fair enough for an event like this, I just hope it doesn't catch on

>>1858362
I'm tired of seeing p0mp/fr0y0/mau0/m0ses on the desk.

>>1858371
and I'm tired of seeing hltv tourists switching out numbers and letters in names to seem cool

>>1858375
okay an0n

feeling good about this one

>>1857744
nah just wondering how folk still be playin this steaming pile of shit game done dieded when they reworked nuke

>>1858386
insane that saw is 4.5x when they already won over furia

where is youtube stream lads? Kick quality sucks

>>1858397
ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK ONLY KICK

>>1858397
>Kick quality sucks
really? it's working flawlessly for me. Way better experience than twitch
replay/rewind functionality isn't on yt's level, but otherwise I'm happy with it

is ct op now?
i dont play the game.

>>1858423
Yeah theres a space station in mars that sends laser beams to ct players so they aim better thus making ct op

>>1858423
>i dont play the game.
nor should you. cs is for watching

PAIN

>>1858437
(what i feel mentally all the time, not the team)

>>1858437
without love

lol why anders is so biased

>>1858445
for which side? im not even listening.

>>1858446
>im not even listening.
wise, when having to sit through a game casted by blanders

it's now 7 months since pain has looked exciting
I give up. SA will forever be a region I don't give a shit about

>>1858463
the depressing part is that they have the pieces to make a really good team (stable top 8 probably) but they're never all on the same team

>>1858463
they did get 3rd/4th at the major. but even then i feel like they got lucky with their opponents.

>>1858466
yeah, it's not that they don't get *some* results
they've just become boring and predictable compared to the end of '24

this has to be the 2nd most fraudulent major mvp in the history of cs
carried by apex mvp
lol

>baiting about major when the kino midoff tournament is on

saaaar zaiwoo fake mvp saaar s0mple should have beenit saaaaaaar

>>1858473
no one is watching pain vs forgot other team

>1858474
>no counterargument
i accept your concession

>>1858475
I do, what'cha gonna do about it mate?

saaar accept the concussion saaaar

can we not just ignore the tiktok brained attention whore when there's a tournament going on?

>unc try not to mention tikki tokki or zoomers for 5 minutes challenge

>>1858472
most fraudulent is cct paris

>you now remember wildcard and heroic took more maps than vp

european no-ac bros, how we doin?

>>1858489
>no ac
are you dog poor or what? basic window units cost like 200

>>1858490
last one i had """youths""" threw a rock at and it stopped working so i kinda gave up

>>1858490
also, i assume you're a burger. aint no $200 acs where i live

>>1858494
seems to be plenty on amazon, I don't believe you can't find the same shit for 200 euros
https://www.amazon.com/window-air-conditioners/b?node=3737721

>>1858489
>24c, cloudy
could be worse
remember to drink water

>>1858495
>amazon
sorry buddy, jeff isn't getting a cent from me

unc is back

If you're so good you can run and gun headshot 90% of the time why don't you slanted eye yellow fuckwads become pros then?

portugese people are so fat

who

>>1858527
big mental boom after yesterdays throws

OT?

kyousuke is much better than teses and niko

>>1858543
what's your point?

>>1858544
cologne mvp

>>1858516
he went from 15-3 to 22-21...

this shit is too close

finally

is they really finna lose to saw...

>>1858562
they already did

https://xcancel.com/nrgcs2/status/1945701232577826826
XOTIC REVEALED
HUGE DAY FOR NACS

>>1857575
what's the best site to skinmaxx? Or is Steam marketplace still the best place to waste money?

>>1858543
https://youtu.be/17Bz-DkvpyI

>>1858589
molody bros... this is why we're losing to saw

it's gonna be insanely close again, isn't?
just lose fast, fallen. Go home and prepare for cologne

pari against radar dogs for epl qualification in a few hours, hope jame carries again need him back on lans

>>1858597
tnl is going to win with radars unfortunately
they lost to alliance 0-2 when they went to lan btw

Did I miss it or have G2 still not announced the roster themselves? Have they stopped giving a fuck?

>>1858597
praying some rocket hits one of their homes and they're unable to field a complete roster in time

>>1858601
they probably want to get some photos together first
theyll probably do it a couple of days before cologne

>>1858603
lmao
>>1858599
one can only hope admins take serious measures since it's this important of a match, 360 degree coverage of all their rooms type shit

kcerato carrying the international shitters

>>1858603
i doubt they live in ukraine. men are literally not allowed to leave the country.

>>1858610
The exact opposite order it was yesterday, that's interesting

I wonder if TNL is actually going to radar their way to winning EPL quals.
On lan they lose to a random 5 stack of Lithuanians no names.

>>1858619
hey man those lithuanians must be good if jL couldn't make the team

fooria bwos

>>1858637
>Trash vs Trash
baka my head...

lol these epl quals have no camera or anything
of course radar wins

>>1858644
>have no camera or anything
pretty sure they do now
they just don't show it on stream

>>1858646
they would show it then

>>1858637
this has to be bullshit, magixx would never rate violet evergarden

>>1858651
totally normal and not creepy at all

>fartia

>>1858651
asian girls want that big western cock

XD

ahhaha
I knew it

>>1858683
exactly the same as with vp
if your team is hitting heads and winning duels, the igl is at fault for the loss

>>1858651
um chinabros?
what about the damage to national character and school reputation?

>>1858683
12-7 on ancient on ancient into ot loss btw

motm gang
https://x.com/marsbornegaming/status/1945858388065243439

>>1858699
wtf theyre all obese

>>1858650
what does magixx watch? /a/ core or something?

kekindar

>>1858683
gringos cant play cs

>>1858699
https://www.twitch.tv/fragadelphia
we are here

>>1858699
jesus christ theyre feeding themselves way too much

>>1858699
>marsbros
honestly disgusting. Imagine the smell in the prac room after a hard fought bo3

>>1858699
how do you even get this big, do you not feel uncomfortable as fuck

https://nitter.net/seangares/status/1945734348046827952
Magog = anime

>>1858699
is that dunkey

>>1858728
>do you not feel uncomfortable as fuck
I'm guessing it helps when half of all the people around you look the same or worse

>>1858738
i meant in clothes and moving around

>>1858747
what do you mean?

Uhhhh G2bros?????

>>1858753
flamus

>>1858754
he did a le epic edit

>>1858757
where is Jee btw???????????????

>>1858759
In China because he doesn't have a Visa

Jame btfo kek

>>1858768
no camera required ez 4 tnl

What a joke, noname radar dogs getting in epl over pari, they gonna lose every match on lan without cheats and we lose out on skits featuring jame and his long overdue return to t1

>>1858772
Pari fixes matches on the regular. Jame is no better than them.

Fissure has a weird format, it was impressive in saw's case to beat furia twice but it could theoretically be a good/decent team beating up on a dog team twice after losing to someone else for free playoffs. Honestly anyone who isn't copying PGL's format at this point are griefing themselves, they perfected it, the straight to semis shit that esl loves is especially awful.

>>1858779
at least they don't cheat

>>1858780
GSL groups are perfectly fine if they are properly seeded. It could also be a way to set the tournament apart from the others.

>>1858780
the group format is just complete dogshit compared to swiss

>>1858779
Maybe they throw, I don't know, but they only screw over bettors and their own results if so, cheaters ruin it for everyone

>>1858772
>noname radar dogs
ah yes, unlike famous talents nota and Belchonok, who couldn't get a positive rating on Landalan but wreck regular tier 2 teams online
lmao

Jame is our guy. End of.

>stavn is hitting shots
okay, astralis wins
who're they meeting in the playoffs?

>>1858789
they are radar dogs though

>jabbi's asleep
okay, astralis loses

>>1858802
>BIG D
Chudadelphia lol

if astralis loses this then it's actually over

mirage...

>some random bookie mini CCT requires a screen cam
>EPL qualifiers don't
???????????????????????

>>1858817
it really is retarded

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
lol

god dinko fucking sucks

so who's the favorites of the tournament now? complexity?

asstralis

oh nononono

hooxi is winning this tournament

>>1858842
wild rating across the board
makes you wonder wth happened with them yesterday

but why

>>1858844
prepping for the home tournament (ESWC)

>>1858844
because they planted explosives at the blast bounty studios.

>>1858845
you're probably right
which is fucking gay. Nobody gives a shit about eswc (except wanting to watch falcons lose it)

what are the chances falcons win eswc again, because they're the only team competing in every game, and putting another gay star on their cs jersey that has nothing to do with cs?

>>1858844
too good to be participating in tier 2 tournaments

>>1858849
they (RSA) are clearly trying to push it as the next prestige tournament and want their team to win it
>Nobody gives a shit about eswc (except wanting to watch falcons lose it)
i agree, however from the scheduling perspective maybe it's not a bad idea to miss 1 out of the 4 tournaments in a row and work on your game with the new player, it's a tough start of the season

>>1858858
you're not wrong. But you'd think they'd want to get the new guy as much tier1 lan experience as possible

are we team nevergiveup or team stoptrying

>the hooxi instant smoke plant
kino
no plant needed this time tho

>>1858864
don't care about either's opinion

>>1858864
>team nevergiveup
THIS. We (/magog/) on that grind TING.

>>1858864
kassad. he got a cat.

>>1858864
>I had NO money
>Chase whatever makes you happy
people who really have no money don't have the luxury to try out a coaching career in CS

>>1858885
every original has its cheap copy

>>1858864
Kassad is either borderline illiterate or dumb enough to think a few outlier cases like his means Bubzkji's wrong. He didn't say never try or that you can't be successful, he said have a back-up because the majority who try to break into pro CS won't be successful, and risking it with an all-in is a poor decision.

>>1858887
baldie

thoughts?

>>1858905
LoL Based, respect to Apex (coming from Spreddit sissy)

>nicks vs nicx denied
bros...

finally
bit hard fought but at least they got it done
I'm also finally in the positive again for this tournament >>1858386

>>1858474
fuck you nigga

>>1858923
yeah idk why they're trying to make zywoo/s1mple an indian thing when indians are torsziniggas

>>1858864
We here respect the grind and don't listen to Astralis rejects.

>>1858905
Bald debuff and they fired their banana girl, they're not going to win anything for a long time

>>1858926
Wait how'd you know I'm a Mouz Sir/TorzsiChad ?

>wake up
>all monkey teams lost
Kek might as well rename South America to Mid America.

>>1858905
based

>>1858935
>Australian

>>1858905
interlinked

>>1858939
I'm actually a burger.

>>1858941
sure

>>1858945
don't believe me then cunt

>>1858948
>Australian

>>1858905
Jessie Pinkman 2.0

>>1858979
xtqzzz is mike?

>mike

BIG wins this btw

>>1858992
huell tier

some teams become superteams
but was there ever a superteam that was assembled? I mean a team that bought 5 unwashed players who already had won big events before.
Any examples of assembled superteams?

>>1859010
FaZe

Remember when I said Liquid could go 1-2 at Cologne? I retract my statement.

>>1859010
G2 had a brief french phase made of shox, nbk, apex, kennys and boddy. but weren't they washed back then?

>2. FURIA removed Anubis
>3. SAW picked Ancient
wtf, teams are really full trolling on this tournament
I know Cologne play in starts in just a few days but still

Why do no pros use the penis A1-S? It's an expensive skin.

>>1859049
What skin?

>>1859056
The skin where you're gripping a knob.

>>1859065
anon i think you are homosexual

>>1859065
Kek, i didn't even realize this until now
I'm not a fan of the colors from this collection though, idk

>>1859070
u blind?

>>1859074
yea you're gay