>Ongoing & Upcoming TournamentsFISSURE Playground 1 [July 15th - July 20th]
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>Previous Thread>>1855819
First for Liquid Downfall
>>1862724they're already invited to several events so they just need to not fuck up at one of them and they're good
>>1862722 (OP)you worthless faggot
The VRS wizard says that Astralis has the major locked. Did HooXi break the curse?
https://xcancel.com/JesperLarsen222/status/1946632557275021545#m
>>1862727> so they just need to not fuck up at one of themThat's a tall order for Liquid...
>>1862727These are the upcoming events for Liquid. IEM Cologne will be tough, most likely a 1-2 exit although I wouldn't rule out 0-2. Next is Blast Bounty which is almost fully online making it next to worthless for gaining VRS but a win here would at least stop the decay if they didn't get one at Cologne. Afterwards they are among the lowest seeded teams at EWC so they'll probably get a matchup like MOUZ, Spirit or Mongolz there. The tournament is single elimination so unless they manage a huge upset they are only showing up to lose points.
>attention whore admits he's a redditor
Only a couple of hours until Astralis lifts their first lan trophy since 2019
>>1862755Astralis have learned from that lose and Tyloo now needs to play without their tactical genius zhokiNg on the server
Will /our guys/ write "taiwan is a country, free tibet" to make the chinks seethe?
>>1862758I checked the map pool and astralis have a shit map pool, tyloo have an edge in a bo5
>>1862763TO's will probably deem it "too political"
tyloo are also shit at english so maybe they won't even understand what they write
>>1862766fine, just a simple "1989" should do the trick then
>>1862763Against the rules.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qldM02rvgx4I3j8Ptbcmr7f_shIdslBQeggwhlQ4cm4/edit?tab=t.0
>>1862769What a dogshit gay ass tournament
Maybe they'll wear Taiwan-themed caps then, that shouldn't be against the rules
>>1862769well that's gay
I hope stabbi doesn't give a shit
>>1862771I don't know all the rules by various TOs but I'd assume most of them are fairly similar. Of course Fissure could also just deem Taiwan to not be disrespectful and irritating for Tyloo, it's up to their discretion.
>>1862765I think they'll be fine unless it goes to 5 maps and they have to deal with either Anubis or Train.
Astralis will win Nuke, Mirage and Anubis.
>>1862781>Anubisyou don't think they'll ban it?
>>1862781>>1862782>AnubisAncient*
Finally I'll stop confusing these two shit maps
>>1862781they lost mirage against 0.56 zhoking last time lol
>>1862783ah. Makes more sense now
>shit mapsI love them both. Ancient is just overall a solid cs map, and anubis was a breath of fresh air forcing everyone to play proactive
>>1862784MongolZ were humbled by Vitality on Mirage 13-3 in Melbourne and then humbled Vitality 13-5 in Austin, sample size of 1 is nothing
>>1862781tyloo will ban nuke
>>1862789tyloo won 2-1 with their coach
keep coping
>>1862790that leaves dust2
>>1862790They perma ban Dust
>>1862790Astralis first-pick Dust2 and 13-0 them then, retard
>>1862791Should we cancel the finals? After all the match already happened and everything is predetermined by the past.
>>1862795>retardwas that necessary anon? words do hurt.
>sleeping on miragenot wise... not wise... the hubris...
>>1862796nta but yes it was
>>1862791Astralis made a lot of mistakes in that one that they haven't made in the last two games
also, let's be honest: if both teams show up full strength, Astralis will take it every single time
upsets are always possible, but it's definitely Astralis' game to lose
>>1862796>was that necessarynta
if you don't know what you're talking about and still post, yes
>>1862801>ntaI don't even know what that shit means. nerd cunt.
>>1862803then gtfo faggot
you're not welcome here
>>1862803Nigga, Tyloo (are) Ass
>>1862804over who's authority you autistic prick? asstralis gonna get raped and I'll laugh at you.
>cope comb-over
this nigga is at least norwood 3
Why do yall niggas care bout a nigga hair dats so gay like get off his dick bro
>Why do yall niggas care bout a nigga hair dats so gay like get off his dick bro
>>1862806Check the OP for a forum that better fits you
>>1862813ah yes other redditor obsessed with reddit, shut the fuck up
>>1862809he must have dumbo ears too since he wears oversized caps to tuck in ears in
In the beginning 'gog was obsessed with troons, then with frogs and now with the niggas' hair??? Oh hell nahhhhh! What's next for the 'gog?
>if I'm being obnoxious on purpose maybe they'll think I'm just pretending
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>makes reddit's favorite hooxi seethe
>>1862832no need to laugh as if artfr0st isn't conventionally attractive bad hairline or not
>>1862835He lowkey kinda cute. Would spread his cheaks if he asked me nicely.
>>makes reddit's favorite hooxi seethe>>>1862831>kek>>>1862832>no need to laugh as if artfr0st isn't conventionally attractive bad hairline or not>>>1862835>He lowkey kinda cute. Would spread his cheaks if he asked me nicely.
>>1862848Probably the most retarded pro player out there. He even beats out smooya.
>>1862846I really hope for him he has someone lined up to sign him
I don't see anybody in top40 signing him
>>1862850well he is named mohammed so you can expect some cousin marriage going on in his heritage
>>1862846>hate your own team so much you pay out of pocket to stop playing with them
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Your not making it any better by acknowledging it vro
>>1862679I thought Machine was a caster? When did he start translating?
>>1862922>>1862925can't believe the joke was so good you had to tell it twice. you're truly a legend of comedy
>>1862930are you retarded? he posted it in the wrong thread deleted it and posted it in the right one
>>1862931him posting it in the wrong thread was a sign that nobody needed to see his shit joke
>>1862932do you have autism? why are you getting so mad over a joke?
THE LAST ROOBET MAJOR SEMI GRAND FINAL OF THE LAST CS2 MAJOR IS STARTING GET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>1862933which of my two previous posts do you think were posted 100% seriously and were not joking about anon's shit joke?
>>1862937>i was only pretending to be retarded
>>1862938do you have autism? why are you getting so mad over some jokes?
>>1862940>i was only pretending to be retarded
>>1862943yw homie
>>1862944didn't like your autism over shitposts being pointed out, huh?
The implications of this match are enormous...
>>1862951isn't both already ranked high enough to get invited to everything?
AHAHAHAHAH oh no no no no n o
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Oh no no no, wh*tebros...BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
what the fuck he peeked before he finished reloading
>>1862967You are not funny moron we will fucking rape you
imagine the millions of chinese girls wet at the sight of jabbi
another IGL blooming after leaving niko's toxic influence
I miss karrigan's ambulance
at least an actual crowd showed up for the final
I wish hooxi was this good back in G2, shows that anyone can levle up and frag out if they actually grind instead of playing 1 faceit game every 2 months like most seemingly washed players
>>1863004cs2 is easier that's it, rifling requires less skill
>>1862952I meant that if Astralis wins they're back in the top 5.
>>1863004yeah this is really what washed players need to do.
just fucking grind 6+ hours per day for a month at least.
it's your job, what are you even doing with your time?
welcome to tier1, motherfuckers
Hooxi skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...Hooxi using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?
>>1863004>I wish hooxi was this good back in G2he probably was if you removed taz and niko
fuck fissure and their shit rap between games
>>1863017nigger music is a big part of slavic culture
>>1863014id there is not a single top 5 team it shouldn't be a T1 event
>>1863020astralis is top 5
>>1863021lol
astralis just made fissure a tier1 tournament
butthurt faggots btfo
>>1863017it's also only royalty free stuff i think
>>1863012Nah it's not, but just in general in 2025 compared to his G2 tenure, 0.1 rating increase. Only stinker he had was against spirit in astana grand final, though he performed well against them in groups
>astralis needs hooxi lifegame to win
grim
>>1863016>he probably was if you removed taz and nikoPure cope
>>1863033still using that buzzword with no idea what it means?
was that 5 shots 5 kills?
OG -f1ku +arrozdoce
that's the best they could get? grim
I cannot support asstroonies because they are brokebois
1080p on kick looks better than on twitch
>>1863016They were surely not forcing him to jump around like a clown with smgs through smokes, he was just lacking mechanics and confidence to play normally, there are players that would definitely be much better with a different igl and less selfish stars though, like magixx without having to roleplay as a decoy and donk's bank
jee is so close to looking like he has down syndrome
>>1863051yesterday against 2026 hltv top 1 and 2 btw
>>1863059half his last 10 faceit games are 60-70 adr
great t-side hooxi
where cadian
>>1863072when the interesting times end and he can finally share some information
everyone has a flash and they just dry peek, why?
>>1863076More unexpected.
>>1863076when youre walling its easier to just preaim and instashoot
>>1863086call us when you make top 4 at a major you fucking slant eyes
most disgusting sign ever holy shit someone kill this nigger
>>1863091how is he wrong?
why do so many serbshits support tyloo? are they race traitors?
the only good thing about cs2 is the smoke thing
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>>1863097vitality disbands after kyousuke rapes
>>1863097there's also a world where TYLOO makes it to top 16 in Cologne and so they get an auto invite to Chengdu meaning FLYQUEST gets there through Asia thank you CHINKIES
>>1863104took nuke for granted
won't happen again
sorry
>>1863097This feature is retarded, just looking at this and its major invite predictions is enough to tell
tyloo just needs to replace attacker and they're really good
lol so many international teams going to a uk lan to at best win $400 per player
vrs is fucked
>25 minute break between maps
>>1863124how is that a bad thing?
https://www.twitch.tv/dima_wallhacks/clip/HealthyCrazyPeanutOSkomodo-HZY2TZedFjeBoZuD
>vac isn't goo-
>stavn choking again
who could've predicted this
>>1863128because it's a financial loss even if they win? it means as a team you need an org that can finance you flying around to a bunch of garbage lans.
>>1863129never liked this moron, would rather choke on a bbc than watch his streams
>>1863134same but without the choking on a bbc part
all cs streamers are horrible the only exception being our guy
if devve gets the mvp is he the goat again?
>>1863133and if the prize was higher someone would still have to pay for tickets if you didn't win
>>1863136is there an mvp? the top team was 9th preevent
>>1863139hltv is covering the event like they will give mvp
>>1863141please learn english
but funspark ulti 2020 was the worst mvp-ed event I can remember, and that had top 5 vp at it. there's an actual criteria to do with the ranking of attending teams, it's not just discretionary
>>1863146hard to comprehend simple sentences?
>>1863146>there's an actual criteria to do with the ranking of attending teams, it's not just discretionaryenlighten us
>>1863150I can't remember, that's why I was asking
it might just be 2 top 10 teams, and that's how they squeaked it. I know it doesn't have to do with the prizepool
>>1863146>there's an actual criteria to do with the ranking of attending teams, it's not just discretionaryand what's that criteria?
damn, Astralis is legit
this win is gonna give them a ton of VRS
>>1863159they is losing tho
>>937353347The girl with the butterfly is from the Vampire: the Masquerade (Second Edition) rulebook.
>>1863161they're gonna win lilbro
>>1863166thanks for sharing
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>>1863145>Heyyy Lasmus, my boi-ah! You wan go hang out aftah da match, okay? Huh huh??
>spends 700 gold
>kills u with 1 click
okay get zhoking in next map
>>1863167you were saying?
>If astralis wins
Tier 2 event
>If TYLOO wins
Tier 1 event
>lose own pick
>win astralis pick
de_cache is a complete dogshit map and people will cry their eyes out if it gets added
people have fond memories of it because of the plumber meta matches, but now with pixel-perfect utility usage, it's gonna be terrible
>>1863196quad awp chads we reign
>>1863196i have fond memories of it because i played on it you god damn fucking retarded autist who cares about the pro matches, did you ever play cs?
cache is just bad vertigo
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she looks too old to be writing and drawing like that
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I have been respecting Asians more and more recently, whites on the other hand, less and less.
>>1863201most likely russian, hence why she's not familiar with latin alphabet (check russian "b" on the poster).
jamyoung might be the 3rd best rifler after donk and kyousuke?
absolute state of that dad
that shit joke alone makes it tier3
>>1863211lol shut the fuck up jesus christ
>>1863215crashing out bcuz?
>>1863211no but he's top 10.
astralis is out of money you know.... game is sold?
AAHHAHAHAHHA YESSSSSSSSSS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sold game sold tournament
useless danes
allowing the covid spreaders to think they're good
>>1863247HOLEEE COPE
SIT DOWN WH*TIE
>>1863211You might be on to something
staehr is losing them this trophy, what a choke to let that go to ot and losing it
>>1863260yeah he's been bad every map so far
hltv is saying jamyoung is better than niko...
>>1863260that chinese harassment did a number on him
>>1863265what's jamyoung rating against the top5?
>>1863269here are the 2025 numbers so far
https://youtu.be/fVQy09nTHhc?feature=shared
>Cool Rap Music?
Playin'
>TYLOO?
Winnin'
>Wh*tes
Seething!
can tyloo turn off the cheats please? just so blatant
this is rigged somehow in an attempt to make cs more popular in china
t. knower
>>1863283True. Best to invest in skins now, the chinese love that shit.
he just walked through smoke at the absolute optimal timing? wow he's so """"good"""
>>1863283it's unironically true, the chinese market is the new eldoraldo, only 11 millions chinese users on steam, they can multiply this by 20 or more.
>>18631862 is all they get
hooxi gonna hoox all over them
>Redditxi already Malding
Oh no no no BWAAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
>>1863273https://www.dust2.us/news/61833/breaking-multiple-na-players-hit-with-cheating-bans-on-faceit theres lots of these guys in na
eu too but theyre not getting caught as much
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>z-ACK!!!!!!!!!!!
>>1863283this
kennyS made the call
yeah it's fucking over. I knew it before it started by I still believed.
>>1863296heard the podcast with moses, and ynk and he said CS streamers loved kennyS because he acts as a bridge to invite them in china to do showmatches and they're paid a shitload of money.
>>1863293>eu too but theyre not getting caught as muchDo the NA guys really cheap out that much on their cheats?
am i really supposed to believe this crowd is real? no way that random woman likes cs much less tyloo
>>1863303Deal with it yt boy. The chinese are coming for your cs and your women.
>>1863303they always zoom in on women
>>1863283China just made it to Stage 3 of the Major. Why would they need to rig a tournament to make it more popular?
>>1863309to give them a hltv mvp
jamyoung has silent aim on, you can see it
>>1863303she's just advertising her Instagram acc
>>1863313>you can see itclear as day
walls + aimbot + radar
it's blatant
JAMYOUNG IS FUCKING CRAZY
>>1863329Or maybe Astralis is losing fairly.
ok give him his mvp, I wanted astralis to win but he's cracked
anti-train conspiracy is in full effect
man hooxi is trying, but he can't carry these bums
Get ready to learn Chinese, /magog/
why was the spirit astralis game closer?
that was a stupid call to leave C4
TYLOO CHOKE NOW
NO EXPIRIENCE CLOSING BIG GAMES
BET YOUR HOUSE
>>1863353because pgl isn't bookie-owned like fissure
oh nononono choke alert
Astralis takes ancient and mogs on train
whats next for astralis when they lose this?
allowing eco to plant means you lost the round
>>1863362they take their #6 spot in VRS and just continue playing tournaments
>>1863362they're winning tho
>>1863344is this nigga really chinese he looks korean
if china wins, cs is tainted
enjoying some nice watermelon ice cream right now
chinks really traveled to serbia to watch them wtf
>>1863388members of the communist party sent by china to assert their presence
I bow before the new CS overlords
jamyoung mostly gets frags like that where the opponents is looking elsewhere.
lucky.
TYLOO - Labubu
Astralis - Pazuzu
imagine astralis owner lmao your org has 0 money and your team can't even win this t3 tourney
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383883/m80-vs-kolesie-fragadelphia-19
the REAL grandfinals
>>1863388there is chinese community in serbia, although I don't know how big it is
>>1863388many chinks are rich as fuck. specially those that are sent abroad to not get fucked by chinese study competition
Kassad WON
Chinkschizo WON
Denmark LOST
Australia LOST
/cs2g/ LOST
>>1863400Astralis org still gets 120k from 2nd place
cheating vibes
unironically check him computer
what the fuck is wrong with women
>>1863403i don't think so
if there is one it's probably minimal, just Chinese working there, not really a community
>>1863407/magog/ posters love /ourchinks/ thoughtever
bros Heccu is wearing the exact same clothes as yesterday
imagine the smell
>"HAHAHAHAAH get btfo KKKolonizers. Westerners are so weak and pathetic nowadays, too busy worrying about their pronouns and watching TikToks while we constantly focus on improving and surpassing our limits.
Zhonggua is here to dominate."
>>1863010>>1862980Dead team
Dead meme
is hltv mvps ever rewarded on stage like this?
BRONZE mvp
as expected
not a big event, not T1
>>1863422Only for the very important tournaments
>hey there guys Astralis Fan TV here, disappointing performance today, what are your thoughts /magog/?
series scoreboard
jamyoung was 1.6+ in all 3 games they won
>>1863422this whole shit is to appeal to china, this is truly pathetic. not organic at all.
>>1863428i guess it was so obvious he was the winner so they might as well give it to him on the stage
>>1863426T2 event, stop milking this trash holy shit. cologne about to start
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>>1863428>this whole shit is to appeal to china, this is truly pathetic. not organic at all.
Coaches, plays, translates. What can't this zhokiNg guy do?
DANEDOGS SEETHING HAHAHAHAHA
>>1863434least hardworking chinese cs player
at least we got some crowd for finals
you know the situation is hopeless when hooxi is the best player
>>1863426you cant blame hooxi personal performance at least
Chinkfag redeemed himself against the Aussie nigger finally
>>1863402get the fuck in here
this pretty much was astralis' last chance to win an event right?
now that the dust has settled, what went so horribly wrong?
I think Tyloo in this form can beat beat mouz and spirit.
But hard to see JamYoung keeping this donk level giga performance up.
>>1863444jks won 2 colognes back to back
chyna can only blatantly cheat in a bookie-sponsored tier3 tournament
>>1863447there will be Fissure 2 later in the year i think
>>1863448staehr was giga shit
he was their best player in astana
>>1863446turns out hltv ranking is the only valid one
>>1863453the retarded thing is that fissure 2 invites is based off ranking from before fissure 1
if too many teams go then tyloo won't even get invited lol
>>1863447no, why? PGLs exist, Astralis do pretty good on those all things considered, they even got 3rd with LOLdian
>>1863422yea, it's not new, no need to even discuss who it would be in this case either
>>1863460>if too many teams go then tyloo won't even get invited lolVitality and the rest of the ESL gang will decline for sure
>>1863450Jks is literally 30 years old, even GuardiaN is more relevant than that depressed schizo
Is it safe to assume China winning their first international trophy in history of the game will skyrocket the skin market even higher than it is right now?
>>1863467>>1863417can you stop posting yourself already, moron?
>>1863467chinese using leftard rethorics where they're the colonizers is very embarassing. also china will never dominate, this game requires too much teamplay, this is a white thing.
gg to Tyloo
LV coach nonchalantly saying it took only 2 hours to figure out Falcons's gameplan on nuke was still the best moment of Asian CS for me in 2025, maybe even CS as a whole
donkbros won, danedogs lost, stavn failed to contribute even a modicum of impact when it counted
all is right in the world
>>1863448staehr ghosted hard, needed hooxi carry performance for their 1 map win and he even topfragged over 4 maps, that says it all
realistically, would any other team than vitality/mouz/spirit/falcons have beat tyloo?
>>1863490astralis is better
>>1863494tyloo are 0% brain 100% shooting
astralis are 75% brain 25% shooting, meaning they are more vulnerable to pure shooting teams
aurora are 0% brain 100% shooting, meaning they have equal ground to tyloo
and comparing players:
XANTARES = JamYoung
woxic = Jee
Wicadia >>> Attacker
jottAAA >>> Moseyuh
MAJ3R <<< Mercury
>>1863496they already beat aurora 3 months ago and they're better now and aurora is worse
>vitality continue their domination in less than a week
congrats to jameyoung on his bronze mvp I guess, but Godwoo is gonna take the ones that matter
https://x.com/teamliquidcs/status/1946984599139328130
>>1863510wonder what the team vibes are
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>>1863510AHAHHAHAHHAHAH YOOOOOOOOO TWISTZZ PUT DOWN DA BURGA BROTHA
he got both player and coach award for the tournament
>>1863514Can't you see? Vibes are good
>>1863510sad that they lost that game vs mouz where ultimate was mega lifegaming
i think he had like 160 adr before ot
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it's fucking happening
>"u rly going to the jungle with white yeezys?" - ye dawg
chinese cs forums seems very high iq
>>1863539>Prestige>WealthHoly MOG, /magog/ would never
>>1863534what was unclear about the post?
>>1863510so what does twistzz eat in that korean bbq thing since he's a vegan?
>>1863550Trannies semen in the back alley
>>1863564he's vegan, he can't eat fish or eggs
is playing faceit worth it over premier
i dont wanna reboot into w*ndows every time i play cs
lucky that tyloo had an ex-pro coach that could play the game. otherwise could've went out before jee arrived.
>>1863572It is yeah, if you're able to climb a little bit.
rumours that jee skipped most of the tournament because he was still positive to drug tests.
>>1863572if you are good and/or want to improve then definitely
if you want to chill more than tryhard play Competitive instead of Premier
>>1863573>>1863577calm the fuck down already autist
>>1863578im not good but i do want to improve
You're laughing. A Valorant reject just won a MVP in cs2 and you're laughing.
>>1863587>A Valorant reject just won a MVP in cs2Thorin pretty much explained why (in recent Snake & Banter)
>>1863587it's almost like valorant is harder since on top of having godlike aim you need to have godlike understanding of the characters
>>1863510are the rumors true?
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threadly reminder
>shit movement
>baiter
>no scopes instead of quick scopes
>mvps and tops 1 as an awper
>ukrainian
>drunktard
>scammed his loyal fans with a course
>won a major because electronic sold his soul just to stop niko
>with him navi won a major after 5 years, without him in less than 1
>electronic i dont care that you are carrying this team, become an igl that i will order and wont obey
>b1t i dont care that you are a rising star, you will waste your best years being a fodder
For many, the undisputed goat
>>1863613Factual post i fear
>>1863569fish dont have souls its fine to eat them as a vegan
>>18627242 down, 1309 to go
>>1863593The rumors that Twistzz will bench himself?
>>1863620anything with a dna is alive and might have a soul, chud.
>>1863623I like your passion anon
>>1863639Studies have proven that fish don't and it's perfectly ethical to eat them.
>>1863642we don't even know what the soul is so there can't be studies about it
>>1863642SOURCE???????????????
>>1863646Are you disputing the science chud?
>>1863648Why do fags type like this?
Get your own personality.
>>1863652>Get your own personality.I already have multiple.
>>1863640Thanks anon. I'm just a simple man trying to spread both the word of Liquid's downfall and the hate for these snakes.
>>1863653Pretending to be mentally ill is the lamest forced 4chan personality.
>>1863656Your taking this too seriously broski.
>>1863657>>1863658Says the one desperate to fit in by pretending to be what you're not.
>>1863660take your meds unc
>>1862947Lol thanks anon for defending me against the autist
>>1863663>tries to go for ironic posting againAwww somebody is scared of being sincere.
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He won. Australia lost
>>1863041post the screenshots lilbro
>>1863666>heAll Asians are female
>>1863666>He wonthat's not his name.
>>1863665Just as a reminder: this all started because I claimed fish don't have souls. There's no way you though I was being sincere in the first place.
>>1863196>t. was holding A main from forklift and thought he was safe because it was smoked off but an autist like me pop flashed through the smoke, blinding and killing you with my mac 10 and then the guy holding mid
>>1863673Just a reminder you're mad because you were called what you are.
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>hooxi felted by chinks
>>1863411damn didn't know serbs were cucks
>>1863677An insecure loser that acts obnoxious using safe 4chan terms for attention.
when was last time team won T1 event and their awper wasn't at least hltv EVP?
some Navi win?
>>1863522His "lifegame" was hitting sitters from ticket throughout the match.
Reminder that this win is literally meaningless because it's played on an old patch where MP9 abusers got BTFO and CT are buffed to be equal with Ts.
Decent entertainment for what it's worth, but people are actually starting to believe that this was anything but a filler non-canon episode.
>>1863679pic should be you right now, instead you choose to be angry.
>>1863680Navi at EPL i think
>>1863683See you try and keep at it but you know its true.
>>1863666Australia is China, China is Australia. APAC won, danedogs and other misc nationalists lost.
>>1863685I'm not the dude you were wasting your time with
just a reminder we're all smug frens
>>1863446It's so grim seeing Mouz as the pretty undisputed #2 yet you just know they will never, ever, beat Vitality in a grand finals.
>>1863686Fuck you chink, I hope you all die and all the houses you faggots bought flood back on the market
>>1863688all they have to do is to work their train
>>1863684Yeah but taking fluke team aside it happend in blast fall finals 2022 with heroic
>>1863687>got BTFO so hard has to pretend to be someone else
>>1863691I hate train, can't take it serious as a competitive map.
Didn't like it in CSGO and definitely hate it in CS2.
Instead Valve killed Anubis. I'm on the verge of sending them powder letters over this.
>>1863693lol, the idea that it was a possible tactic was very funny
>>1863467>>1863471This whole entire post is straight out of some 4chan /int/ ironic baitpost. That poster is not Chinese
https://x.com/caspercadiaN/status/1914681315611357591
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>...
Found you freak
>>>/g/105964108
>>1863750Nerd working on his little gay website
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>>1863581alright bros finished one game, didn't do that good but it threw me in a level 7-9 game which i haven't played at in years. i think i did alright, had one good play on each side. with my sample size of one, this faceit game had an infinitely better environment: people used their mics and communicated their intentions, knew nades, etc. everyone was in a good mood but only because we were winning probably.
>>1863666isn't that the mc from dandadan?
>>1863708how did they change the smoke colors? cool af
>>1863750lmao you are a redditor
Thoughts on the new map rotation for season 3?
I'm really disappointed in Valve adding back Overpass but not getting rid of Train. And to top things off they got rid off Anubis which was my personal favourite map.
>>1863753Faceit is probably far superior to Premier but I can't deal with how overly sweaty people are to the point a single death sends teammates into a toxic rage spiral.
I also played my first Faceit match this weekend and the admin already had to intervene because 1 guy on enemy team was trolling + we had a teammate who was completely freaking out on voice chat because he got "baited".
>>1863690I'm not a chink you stupid nig
No more brother wars - APAC is united
>I didn't shake with stavn only, because there's a background. During an online event, Zorte was left alone and almost won an unreal 1v3 clutch. And stavn texted: NT, when they were losing 3:9.
ruski retards are melting down because of THIS?
>>1863788Russians are so paranoid they can't comprehend someone being simply upright and instead look for a potential ploy in literally anything.
>>1863788>>1863790atp this has to be intentional cover for astralis shitting the bed once again
>>>1863788(You)>>>1863790>atp this has to be intentional cover for astralis shitting the bed once again
>>1863794this dysgenic ugly literal who has played 50% more majors than astralis over the last five years, and ∞% more playoff matches
>>1863788>admitting to getting turbo rattled by an NT
Why are 'gogers so obsessed with male beauty? I fear we have a significant population of /hm/ posters here.
>>1863798stavn: 4 majors played (+1 guaranteed)
s1ren: 3 majors played (gonna be kicked with ax1le before the year's end)
>>1863803all europoors are inherently a little bit gay. its in the culture
>>1863788where'd you get that from? that's so retarded I just can't take your word for it
>>1863813https://escorenews.com/en/csgo/news/70499-hooxi-is-an-idiot-i-can-t-wait-to-play-against-them-betboom-players-on-their-beef-with-astralis
>>1863804so if you ignore the last 2 years he's slightly better than......... s1ren
what an accomplishment
>>1863788russians are chinese tier.
>>1863816jabbi: 4 majors attended (+1 guaranteed)
magnojeZZ: 1 major attended (a couple dozen VRS points away from a pity stage 1 invite)
>>1863818wow... magnojez the spirit academy washout...
do they have the phrase "damning with faint praise" in your native language
>>1863804>(+1 guaranteed)lol Dogstralis won't even beat B8 and make it to Cologne
getting cocky after 2 tournaments and winning 0 trophies, truly only Danes can do this
>>1863821staehr: 1 major visited (+1 guaranteed)
artfr0st: 0 majors visited (coincidentally, also the amount of hair follicles left on his head)
>>1863822>he doesn't knowlolol
>>18638270 danes in austin stage 3+playoffs (karrigan jerm)
>>18638331 pure blooded Danegod on BLAST Austin Major stage
s1ren + boombl4 + zorte + magnojezz + ax1le = 0 on BLAST Austin Major stage
>>1863846lake IS that nigga
I really love live webcam feed on everyone at all times, everyone should do that
how can you watch this stream the casters mic is constantly peaking
https://x.com/donk1337/status/1947033328588116294
>m80 just lost to literal whoms
>donk spotted in cologne with his new golddigger gf suns1de
What we thinking bros?
Based or cringe?
>>1863881he's getting height mogged by his own gf? you just know there's 50 dudes in her steam dms
>>1863881she looks like a hot tall asian there but she's just a mid white
come on donk you're the best cs player ever we can do better
no fucking way they lose that
g2 vs sen is going on and you're watching t85302453 tournament
jitu isnt playing rn and theres no team named sen so take your fucking meds
im literally watching both of those teams play right now on tariks stream
1863897
>This post is advertising or begging.
who cares about some NA vs t3 eu players? we're watching /ourguy/ magixx
>>1863905i dont speak rus so im not watching
>>1863905Sorry, not trans.
>>1863890She's cute but she swears too much
>>1863814kek that's pathetic, I assumed they had said some actually mean things about their appearance or something, not shaking hands over this is 10x more bitchmade than the jloser situation
>>1863888I have a fetish for those steppe eurasian girls.
>>1863881>>1863888>>1863890>spamming hearts on each others steam profiles & in game spraying hearts while “e-dating” like gay retarded faggots on valorantWhat the fuck is this gay shit
I’m literally a kissless virgin incel and even I think this is more humiliating & less faggier than being alone forever
Wtf is wrong with donk
>>1863916type of shit i was doing when i was 13 in mmos with a girl that was most likely another dude
>>1863814Great template, let's hope for some more drama in Cologne
Maybe /ourguy/ kyousuke can make some betas seethe with incompetent rage
>>1863916they're in love and you're seething kek
if zywoo was doing that you wouldn't hear the end of it
EUROPOORS? OVERPASS STATUS?
nikousukesy lost to 5 dogs including strogo, worrisome I must say as a fan
>>1863932My GOAT would never
>>1863933this niggas an actual gypsy kek
>M80 struggling against literal whos
Grim.
>>1863916what's humiliating about spraying hearts for each other in game or posting a heart on someone's wall?
and it's not e-dating when they're clearly together in reality. what's wrong with you nigga?
>>1863944>>1863929>>1863923>>1863918cant wait for you braindead russian donk fanboys to cry and shit your pants when she's going to leave him and mindbreaks him
>>1863945donk know 2d is better anyways
>>1863945I'm a ZywOo fan
You're the one who is mindbroken
THIS CASTERS MIC IS SO FUCKIG BAD
>>1863945that'd be sad. life is cruel.
>>1863953not watching the stream just because of that, fucking retards can't test their shit at all
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>>1863916when i had a gf i refused to do that gay shit. she thought i didnt like her because i never liked her pictures, never greeted her with a kiss or handhold her in public. weeks later she broke up with me. so either donk is forced to do that gay shit or he is that kind of gay nigga to enjoy being gay in public.
>device gets woman'd
>falls off
>may0nesy gets woman'd
>falls off
>donk gets woman'd..?
noticers are noticing :)
>>1863931now a real map is being played, how's it going NAbabs?
>>1863888>she's just a mid white>svetlana mevlidkek
>>1863888>barely 18>massive tattoochance of being a whore: 99.99%
>>1863956you didnt love her
>>1863981i can't feel love. i'm empty inside
>>1863982enough with the gay talk
>>1863956he's the second type
kyousuke would never
gonna be interesting to see which players and teams get a renaissance with overpass in the map pool
BASED ON PEAK PERFORMANCE:
vitality
>extremely good map for mezii, very good for ropz, very bad for zywoo
mouz
>extremely good map for spinx and brollan, (possibly) good for torzsi
spirit
>(probably) one of donk's best maps, bad for shiro, zweih has had 1 official on it
faze
>good map for elige, frozen, and rain
falcons
>very good map for teses, (probably) good for niko, kyousuke has had 0 officials on it
astralis
>very good map for device, good for jabbi and staehr
furia
>very good map for yekindar, "fallen, stop blowing my mind!"
g2
>hunter's second weakest map (small sample size due to g2 perma ban though), bad for sunpayus. likely a perma ban again
honorable mentions
>very good map for jame
>m80 about to lose to t5 unsalaried poles on lan
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Everytime I think NA can't sink any lower, I'm proven wrong. NAbros hold me....
>>18640353d printed garbage, american excellence right here
>>1864040trickledown from blast and pgl, 3d printed garbage had to be approved by yuros before it could make its way to local lans with $35k prizepools and "derpy diamond dudes" in attendance
>na lost 2 fragadelphias in a row
is it
over?
>>1864047it's the best possible outcome
if vrs causes midtier eu teams to bootcamp in na, that's free reps for like $40k
>>1864050we'd be better off if orgs based their teams on the east coast to scrim eu regularly on 90-100 ping, a more economical alternative to flying and bootcamping your team in europe
>>1864054you can get the ping down to 20ms with starlink, and the business plans aren't that expensive
watchie
https://youtu.be/0_3wDpTFthQ
>>1864074we are watching.
>>1864054what orgs, what bootcamps
no one but m80 or col is springing for a team house
>>1864089can't shaq buy his nrgers a beach house
tyloo should beat this (all teams were at fissure)
>>1863150>>1863156I guess I was mostly right (minimum 2 top 10 teams for eligibility) but some of it is made up as they go along
>>1864100we finna see col rape on ovp fr
>>1864109nikkas don't know bout jtpass
>>1864100Virtus pro are total shit so it should be easy, the other two are still solid teams, anything can happen
>>1863986Navi might be permabanning overpass too, makazze almost never played it and they've been experimenting with a 7 map pool anyway so they have some kind of a foundation game on all other maps, it could be an easy choice
Appetizer done, time for the entree.
>>1864113also same goes for Falcons with kyousuke, because they were banning anubis
>>1864115still like a week before we see any of the teams that made changes
>>1864123esl is reportedly trying to shit up cologne to make the saudi event look better
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kek
how did jamyoung level up so much? what training has he been doing?
>>1864130he's always been good retard
>>1864132i was rewatching some rounds from IEM Sydney and i noticed an interesting detail
at 5:11, the round on nuke in which Zywoo clutched the 1v2 on lower site, Vitality wasn't even planning on buying at first
they all only started buying at the end of freezetime, like on 0:01 second
it was probably a split second tilt call or something like that, like fuck it we're not playing for overtime
fissure teams might be a bit screwed on overpass if they can't ban it
>>1864147it's a little tactical dilemma, like the minute cryptic
someone posts a situation (for the cts here) that's impossible to win, and you posit the best way to inflict economic damage in a surely lost round
I am declaring Wilson our guy
>>1864123???? nigga I just watch CS ion gaf bout no TO beef
>>1864153oh, i assume the bottom two trade, the middle one pushes through the smoke just as the ct goes into church, knifes him and kills the last ct
>>1864168he's always been our guy
>>1864253Interesting. Now, can you solve this puzzle?
so many cheaters in this game it's truly disgusting
Valve does absolutely nothing, they're actually a disgusting company
>>1864168Who tf is Wilson?
>>1864284>Valve does absolutely nothingThere's like 4 guys working on CS2. If Valve don't have a designated AC team and those devs also have to do anticheat it's no wonder that nothing works.
>>1864296I'm aware. It's pathetic.
>>1864284theres an easy fix
stop playing the game retard
>>1864315this is the best FPS game other then Quake 3 tho
>>1864317its not best anything with cheaters
where does tyloo place in cologne?
i think quarters or semis.
>>1864319every game has cheaters though
>>1864320Semis is a bit high. They'll definitely make it out of stage 1 and depending on how the bracket in stage 2 works out I'd say quarters max.
never gamble if a chinese or russian team is involved
never gamble on tier 2, it's completely infested with match fixers
https://www.twitch.tv/hltvorg
>>1864347what a faggoty looking faggot. faggot
>>1864351industry shill who will never even comment on the fact that the scene is entirely infested with cheaters
>>1864352Yes but have you taken the time today to consider how good JKS is?
do you know why valve does the bare minimum to fight cheats? because they don't want their growth in china to be reduced
>>1864355he'd be better if he used neverlose
Who is makazze, NAVI's new rising star?
>>1864366brand value destroyer
Whats the AI post/bot spam ratio to human posts ratio where moot might go "lets do something about it"?
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>>1864366albanian excellence
>>1864376is he a gypsy or something?
>>1864361>neverloseWhat the fuck is neverlose?
nahhhhhhh unc apex needs to carry zypoos aura too nah this is crazy
>>1864406it fits him okay
>>1864406https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFkHadvj4DI
>>1863933this singular image has made me a makazze fan
>>1863933why is he in romania?
>>1864415visiting his family to celebrate
>>1863933big gypsy already has more avra than zypooz entire career keeeeeeeeeek
>>1864415reselling the the navi PCs he stole
27>21
2>1
4>3
straight sex>tranny posting
>>1864445only csgo counts
>>1864444neither has won a major against t1 opponents (ch0k0 doesn't count)
>>1864447s1mple and zywoo saved cs by stopping shitters from winning majors and forever tainted it.
MongolZ's Super Weak Finals Run
https://youtu.be/vKaWq_gscck
>>1864452zygawdbros...how are we going to defend this pic...........
These 2 niggas look like they're about to star in a banger gay porno movie
What would you be willing to do for 20 dollars ahh premise
he's thirsting after ugly russian kids again
>>1864450why make this video when he would have never made such video if faze had reached the final?
>>1864457there's something in my lizard brain that goes "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" when i see people with a 50/50 gum-teeth ratio like him and prof
>>1864461winning 40 dollars together vibes
>>1864461>adult male>wears shorts in public
>>1864452borderline snu snu
based zywoo
>>1864462you mean striker? striker makes zywoo's gums look normal
>>1864464trvke
i sweat my balls off in jeans in 32c heat because it's sigma
>>1864467oh yeah, striker
true... sometimes all you see is gum
>>1864471the sad part is when he sees himself smiling and then closes his mouth. zywoo would never.
how did kyousuke lose all his aura before he even played a single match for a tier 1 org
>>1864464What country are you from where that’s a weird thing.
>>1864476>all the games happening at the same timeFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
What's with all the gay posting?
>all 8 games at the same time
>all 8 games at the same time
>all 4 games at the same time
what the fuck? this is the most retarded thing i've ever seen.
>>1864484i don't think this is real, probably just not decided who plays in what order yet
>>1864443Calling 5 months an era is a bit much regardless of how impressive the streak is.
>>1864464The problem is he's wearing very loose shorts and has very thin legs.
*breaks donks 1.70 record*
>>1864458where is this from
>>1864500just pictures from falcons twitter
>>1864500My sex tape with the 2
>>1864495*finishes cologne with 500 adr*
https://nitter.net/gamerlegion/status/1947253908746666439
>>1864482First time in magog?
>>1864507people will likely make the mistake of underestimating gl and heroic because of their underwhelming results att anal fissure
>>1864504*wins 3rd place match*
nice
Down to #27. I just know I'll be eating good on Wednesday.
>>1864504nigga looks scared asl
>>1864531naf and ultimate just suck so hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFVjn-wJ3Ho
didn't know m80's vice president was this based
https://x.com/emothug888/status/1947123904922730602
>>186454930 years old and typing like he's on 4chan publicly what a manchild
>>1864549he's right. I'd probably be a draft dodger too ngl
https://t.me/kyousuke21/247
https://www.twitch.tv/s1mple
>>1864549Based he should call out s0mple next
we're in here
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
>>1864461>vape in handYikes!!!
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>>1863933I kinda hated on him at first but he just keeps doing based shit LoL
s1mple got a 3k he's back
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check the script, mouz vs liquid
>>1864653fuck off
no one cares they're testing something
>>1864549me in matchmaking after a few drinks
>>1864656sorry, i'll let you get back to the riveting posts about....
>faceit pugs>judging how men look>s1mple vs zywoo argument number 2359252354maybe you could start a discussion on which team is reddit? we haven't had that one in a while
>>1864549this would've been based if m80 weren't so trash
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someone may enjoy a sneak peek of what cologne 2025 looks like
>>1864435thanks for posting at least a bit of oc when everyone else is busy posting shitty screen caps and links nobody cares about
everyone else who's posted today can go suck a dick
>>1864673It's not oc I stole it from Twitter which is where oc is created now, this site is just a content consumer site in these modern times
do we play counter strike
>>1864680damn... thanks for your honesty I guess
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>>1864623zywoos legs look normal shape wise, he mostly suffers from obesity
makazze meanwhile looks like he has diabetes
>>1864704how can you tell he has diabetes?
>>1864707diabetes can causes nerve damage and swelling of extremities
>>1864673why do you not create oc you flaming faggot? why do others need to do what you want?
>>1864623thick ass hips look like the pussy good even if a bitch got knock knees
average pov from zywoo
https://youtu.be/pBEJqTD6qtE?si=rIHHtOeD9ZOpi_ya&t=83
>>1864729And somehow Flusha is the one who cheated BAKA...
>>1864711I'm struggling to see the swelling in his legs
>>1864770kek this is good
>>1864762spamming a known wallbang is not the same as getting random headshots through the smoke you retard
>>1864770IS THIS OC??? OR COPIED FROM TWITTER????
>>1864777its subtle isnt it
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>>1864785took about an hour to make
>>1864791No I literally can't see it. He's young and a little chubby, it's highly unlikely that he has diabetes.
>>1864435do we have any more? pretty good templates
>>1864803people can have diabetes as a child
>>1864803he's probably a fucking burger obsessed with diseases since birth, they even invented a barbie doll with diabetes few weeks ago
>>1864800very nice work anon
>>1864777dude has no ankles
>>1864809thank you mate, saw (presumably) you dejected after that edit was revealed to be from twitter, had to restore the balance in the thread somehow
im starting to think my goat is cheating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8InoN4CD0f0
>0:00
hears somebody walk, flicks but DOESNT shoot, instead CORRECTS and then shoots
>3:28
was about to hold the smoke on the left that is the most likely for somebody to shoot or pass through, but a moment after he decided to hold the ct smoke and instead of shooting where people boost he CORRECTS his aim (aiming at the smoke btw) and shoots
>3:55
does a wallbang nobody does. i tried to hear if snax scoped but is hard with the caster and the music. if he heard the scope then its a normal play
>>1864832obviously. you never saw his pictures on hltv, with the budding gynecomastia? he has vibrators taped to his nipples that buzz when an enemy's in his crosshair
>>1864806Type 1, which accounts for 5% of all diabetics.
>>1864811when you say ankle are you referring to the inside or the outside bulge?
>>1864843Is it true playing with your nipples makes your gyno worse?
>>1864832he's just built different
i remember a Zywoo zeus entry kill
https://clips.twitch.tv/SecretiveRamshackleThymeKappaRoss
>>1864847it's over makakezze
>>1864850nigga i dont have the bulge on the inside but im not diabetic
>>1864704From this image:
The legs appear to have normal skin tone.
There’s no visible swelling or ulcers.
Socks and shoes are worn normally.
Lighting/shadows may obscure some details, but nothing alarming stands out.
>>1864848I believe nipple stimulation raises prolactin, which is the pathway to lactation and breast growth, as well as being very bad for you hormonally
>>1864861oh fuggg :DDDDD should've told me this 10 years ago no wonder I have such fat tits
>>1864870Is ts reversible?
>HLTV finally fixed the Dallas trophy badge
thank god, it was fucking with my OCD so hard, i had half of mind of sending them an email
>>1864873no, not without surgery
https://www.hltv.org/news/42179/stat-check-g2-swap-superstars-for-sensible-signings
#justiceforcarlos
>>1864916They were using that template IEM badge for a long time instead of the trophy, looked so uncool on the profiles
>>1864968you have to be really insecure about your skills if you're afraid to change your mousepad
>>1864973you've never dealt with athletes or been an athlete
people get superstitious about the dumbest least logical things
>>1864973>>1864984he got a new one tho
gonna miss seeing that raped piece of cloth on screen
>>1864985yeah I've never been around esports players irl, but I assume they're the same
holy shit the amount of cheaters atm is insane
important video
https://youtu.be/0Wx68-xEh6g
>>1865025"next zywoo"
tfw niko is too disrespected to have a new player being called "new niko" which is totally what kyousuke is, they play the same way, they have similar mouse movements.
>>1865046There will never be another Zywoo and s1mple
>>1865046who the fuck wants to be the next niko these days, results wise
>>1865059yeah, who the fuck wants to win 17 LANs in 10 years, we'd all rather have a career like b0rup
>>1865046he looks a lot more like donk than niko though
>>1865066damn, a stake in the heart to all 0 devoted b0rup fans worldwide
what a retarded post. if you're a 12-17 year old hero-worshipping rifler, you're probably idolizing donk
>>1865079you said results wise, and donk has nothing on niko in that regard
>>1865081D1nk has a major doebeit
>>1865081why are you pretending to be dumb
you mentioned 17 lans in 10 years, here're the 12 he won in his first 7 years. no one is watching blast pro series miami 2019 fragmovies
>>1865086majors are like pgl astana tier these days with shitholz, bo1 trash, bo3 finals, two CCT stages and no closed qualifiers
but people are too emotionally attached to the gambling aspect of those to realize the truth
>>1865089>results wise>b-but muh highlights and fragmovieswhat the fuck are you even saying at this point
say that you're a retard and just wanted to type "who wants to be the next niko these days, kids look up to donk instead" instead of this embarrassment
>>1865092niko go aim train you need it
>>1865069niko was a different beast in his early days
>>1865093based moses is gonna say this out loud for a bigger audience and you're all gonna salivate over it
as you should, of course, because it's the truth, and he's always speaking truth
>>1865096i'm not talking about raw stats, look at the meters.
same proportion as donks which is different to niko.
kyousuke, donk: high entry, high trading.
niko: low entrying, mid trading.
Just yesterday my 10 year old son said to me: "Dad, i want to be just like Nikola Kovač, better known as NiKo, is a Bosnian professional Counter-Strike 2 player who plays for Team Falcons, his inspirational win at ESL One: Belo Horizonte 2018 really redefined how Counter Strike is played and i want to be just like him!"
>>1865092>what the fuck are you even saying at this pointmaybe you are that dumb, I'll break it down simply for you
1: donk has achieved infinitely more compared to niko at an equivalent point in his career, or even across any equivalent-length stretch of niko's career
2: donk has better achievements and higher peaks than niko ever did. he was #1 player in the top 20 and major-winning mvp, both of which niko repeatedly failed to do
3: all lans are not the same. at 28, niko has 1 kato, 1 cologne, 0 majors. donk has 1 kato, 0 colognes, 1 major at 18. the fragmovie allusion is a lighthearted way to point out the weight of the achievements. 18 fragadelphias != 18 katos
4: the initial post contained "these days," and donk's achievements over the last couple years blow niko's out of the water
>>1865104The russians man how do they do it
>>1865111they just have all the young hard grinding generational talents atm
>>1865104somewhat fraudulent, farmed massive amounts of elo from burgers then barely played after coming back to eu
>>1865109>donk has achieved infinitely more compared to niko at an equivalent point in his careerand coldzera is the most winningest man on planet earth, just look how many shit he won in his rookie year
>2: donk has better achievements stopped reading there, you're so fucking new it actually hurts to read
go check the teams playing on all those BLASTs and i-Series and ESL One: New Yorks, and later check who donk beat in Astana and Dachas
>>1865114he wouldve got #1 no matter what
>>1865109>donk's achievements over the last couple years blow niko's out of the waterdonk: 1 major 1 katowice
niko: 1 katowice 1 cologne 1 blast world final
b-beast of a players like stanislaw and edward, shivering
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2381913/spirit-vs-falcons-blast-rivals-2025-season-1
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2377047/g2-vs-spirit-perfect-world-shanghai-major-2024-europe-rmr-b
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2376884/g2-vs-spirit-blast-premier-world-final-2024
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2376879/g2-vs-spirit-blast-premier-world-final-2024
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2375773/g2-vs-spirit-blast-premier-fall-final-2024
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2374309/g2-vs-spirit-iem-cologne-2024
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2373285/spirit-vs-g2-esports-world-cup-2024
/closed
>>1865104the perks of early LAN exits
>>1865125possibly, probably, it doesn't seem like kyousuke cares about it or maybe he didn't try to catch up cause it was impossible to, but before going to na donk was lower elo than kyousuke is now
>>1865134your goat jobbed to his own mouse KWAB
>>1865135donk called face it to rig it, after telling valve to remove anubis for overpass. and after he told valve to introduce VRS to allow him to farm remote lans to statpad trophies and MVPs also after begging valve to kill csgo in favour of a more rifle friendly version of the game.
how powerfull is donk really?
goat is live
https://www.twitch.tv/jlcs2
>>1865092>n0k0 can't even win cct tier tournamentscope
>>1865118>coldzeraI'm gonna bet against donk falling off the face of the earth in a couple years
>stopped reading theregood tactic to pretend you don't understand what I'm saying
>so fucking newI watched them shits, that's why I'm comfortable saying it. 16 majors, 2 finals, 0 trophies. additional kato and cologne every year for the last decade, took him 7 years and a double carryjob to get one. never the best player of the year, any year
if he's so great and the competition is so weak now, why can't he get over the line?
>>1865127this post made by jakob engel-schmidt
no, getting m0nesy to carry you to a singaporean exho is not as valuable as year-end #1
https://xcancel.com/axel_8k/status/1947301427455365326
You now realize just how important it was that forsaken got banned
>>1865145donk killed cyx too, on god
>>1865420
I am YEARNING for some eleague professional broadcasting.
niko has real highlights. donk biggest highlight is killing heroic lmao
niko has won everything except a mickey mouse major
niko has been at the top of this game since 2016
niko competed against s0mple + 4 fodders for the hltv top 1. donk faced players with real teammates for the top 1 hltv
niko solo carried 4 deadweights to stockholm major finals. donk reached the finals thanks to shiro and magixx at perfect world
niko proved himself by carrying mouz reputation in csgo. donk was made by team spirit
niko married a normal woman. donk has a groupie gf
retards really think niko is shit because people like to mock him.
>niko has real highlights
>>1865176"goat" want to become a content creator cuz he knows hés washed after having a fluke major vs players that did not adapt in the first 6 months xd
He needs to go back to pizza delivery, aw guy
>>1865503AW for cameras, snowflakes not wanting to shake hands cuz someone shot his body ig
Ohne of esport, not funny and terrifying to look at
>>1865503are we going to change our opinion of jl when navi bombs out of cologne?
watch and like and subscribe
https://youtu.be/eVEEzhzYEPI
Cologne fraud-watch:
broky
siuhy
electroNic
Perfecto
kyousuke
All of Navi
>>1865497>niko has ... highlights. donk [has a major MVP]>niko has [not] won ... a ... major>niko has been at the [sub-]top of this game since 2016>niko competed against s0mple + 4 fodders for the hltv top 1 [and lost]. donk faced [zywoo, m0nesy, and niko] for the top 1 hltv [and won]>niko solo carried 4 deadweights to stockholm major finals [and lost]. donk [hardcarried every map they won] at perfect world [and won]>niko [abandoned] mouz[, faze, and g2 for glory]. donk [won a major for his first team]>niko married a [golddigger]. donk has [not risked 50% of his finances yet]couple more structural things, the "4 fodder/deadweight" motif might confuse the reader: how did it win/lose s1mple/niko #1 and a major each? and pick a lane on heroic (via highlights, stockholm semifinals)
otherwise good first draft
>>1865356>I'm gonna bet against donk falling off the face of the earth in a couple yearsthat's the point, moron, you can only bet if donk is gonna remain as good or gonna get OD'd on krokodil in 2 weeks time, you're literally pointing at a trajectory and saying that he's already better than NiKo
>I watched them shitsyou clearly didn't since you're spouting bullshit and pretend only the name matters and not the actual teams attending all those tournaments
astralis never won cologne, fraud of an "era" am I right
>if he's so great and the competition is so weak now, why can't he get over the line?#2 player of 2023, #4 player of 2024 despite nearing his 30s
>but MUH M0NESYs1mple had peak electronic around him, fake good player
zywoo has ropz, fake good player
the only actually good player to ever exist are do--, wait, he has sh1ro
the only good players to ever exist are 2020 Vitality ZywOo and... mousesports NiKo
How are we feeling today fellow Liquid haters? The top 30 dream is still alive and well.
>>1865523aint no way you say all of navi but not all of failcl0wns
Real fraudwatch:
Broky
(No Siuhy because Liquid is a confirmed fraudulent team, no further verifications required.)
Perfecto
All of Falcons
Makazze
nuHeroic
nuG2
nuAstralis
Tyloo
nuFlyquest
Zweih
>>1865497>>1865524>>1865356>>1865531aint readin allat
zywoo skill goat, rain aura goat
>>1865545>No SiuhyI'm still on the fence if he's a fraud or Liquid's failures are only because the rest of the players are utter shit
>All of FalconsThat's a bit delusional. You can put the coaching staff there but not the players excluding kyousuke
>MakazzeI put down all of Navi because I don't believe jL was the sole reason they were shit and it's all fixed now that Makazze is in
>nuHeroic>nuG2Completely overhauled rosters. To early to be on fraud-watch
>nuAstralis>TylooAlready confirmed to be legit
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>>1865501ngl he did the right thing, he was getting benched anyway and instead of slowly dying into irrelevancy he goes all in while he's still famous and it can work imo.
>>1865595why would he be benched when he's playing as a supporting rifler to iM and has better rating?
>>1865598because he takes bad decisions in game?
>>1865593ah great 3 retards who can't properly speak english
>>1865600so? he's still better than iM who also makes bad decisions and can't shoot for shit
>>1865603bro I mean the fact that he wants to stop means he had low motivation anymore and his teammates saw that, he would have benched for this alone.
>>1865601post your country of origin immediately
>>186561310 bucks says he's an indian projecting
>>1865614i thought i could smell garlic and a white flag
>>1865621garlic smells good and your ancestors surrendered to our white flag.
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>>1865622we had to save you from the germs because they're the only other country more insufferable than you lot. garlic does smell pretty good though
>>1865625muh saving, kek fuck off
>>1865639wind your neck in frog. theres a reason i only need to know my native tongue and you are forced to bend the knee and speak the kings english
>>1865645the english language looks and sounds like this because we made it that way :)
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>>1865648Ayo why are you getting all uppity little frenchman?
>>1865655>>1865656not only we speak english because of the usa, a country we freed from bri'ish mediocrity but your language is like that because we raped it.
>>1865657Post your portfolio immediately
>>1865660bobo posting implies shorts and everything is up for the past month or 2
@skingawds what is this anomaly drama
>>1865669anomaly announced he's getting married, the company he worked for scammed 500k from a charity, and they haven't paid him since september
Knowing that people from /biz/ post here does explain many of the retarded opinions
>>1865675tbf i stopped browing biz like a year ago. not as fun as it was during covid
>>1865678Tell me: Is the GME thread there ironic or are they serious?
>>1865680from what i understand, and maybe someone ITT knows more than i do, theyre not buying because they think GME is a good stock theyre buying because some big hedge fund is massively over leveraged on shorting it and if the positions get liquidated the price will go crazy because they'll need to buy the stock to repay the loan. take that with heaps of salt, im a retarded crypto bro with little financial knowledge. theres a guy i know whos much smarter than me that has pretty big GME bags so its probably not ENTIRELY retarded
>>1865686I am aware of the conspiracy around it, that's why I'm asking. Something, something, shorts, fake shares and we're all going to get rich.
>>1865687dunno mate, all goes over my head. thats why i play CS and cant do TA kek
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Lets get back on topic. Will Tyloo continue the hot streak? Will Liquid bomb out and need to grind online dog shit tournaments for VRS? Will NiP finally get enough VRS points to climb out of the shitty online T2 circuit?
>>1865695>Will Tyloo continue the hot streakYes they will at the very least get to stage 1, they are much better than coL and VP.
>Will Liquid bomb outLikely and I very much hope so.
>Will NiP finally get enough VRS points to climb out of the shitty online T2 circuitThey have a fairly weak group so good chances they'll earn VRS points.
>>1865695Tyloo should easily beat VP and GL/Complexity
While Liquid is shit, they should still be able to beat paiN and eventually FaZe. I like broky, but it didn't work before and I don't think they can make it work now.
Idk much about NiP, but the new Heroic is worse than the previous roster atm.
>>1865702I'm not sure if Tyloo could beat GL, which i know sounds dumb considering tyloo just won a tournament that GL was at. I think once kursy is fully integrated they'll be alot better than they were with slend. Im hoping getting benched has put Brokys arse in gear and he'll come back stronger but even if he doesnt I'd take Faze over Liquid.
>>1865695never bet on Chinese teams they're always match fixing
>>1865705I don't really rate GL, they can do good when they have time to prepare for their opponent.
But if they don't, they look mid (formerly mediocre).
As for Faze, I don't care about them. They've just gone back to the roster that didn't work. Even if broky plays his best, they'll still be worse than Aurora and Mongolz.
>>1865726I thought the idea is to play with broky until s1mple's contract ends (or they negotiate an affordable buyout with Navi)?
>>1865702>While Liquid is shit, they should still be able to beat paiN and eventually FaZeLiquid lost to fucking Sashi
>>1865728who knows what can happen in six(?) months, s1mple might drink himself to death by then. And don't worry, I'll fill out "GOAT Apology Form" if he starts grinding seriously.
But on the serious note, Faze core is old as fuck, they don't have time to waste waiting. Karrigan is 34, Rain 30 (and has two small children), Elige is 28... This could be the last season together for these uncs...
kyousuke in 4 days, we're not ready for what we will witness..
>>1865771cant wait for you to kill yourself
>>1865774seems a bit of a drastic response desu
>>1865775nope its perfect
>>1865779Can't wait for the retard masterclass.
>>1865790spunj said broky was finished as cs2 is more round start oriented while csgo was late round oriented and this is where broky shined the most. I believe him.
>>1865812Someone tell him to retire, this is sad.
>>1865812unc needs to get on the gear again
>>1865824He's having a good time teaching the youngsters or something
>>1865824Haters gonna hate
>>1865831As far as I know it's a personal project he does for fun.
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>>1865779>cuts his hair againWhat a moron LoL, why he wants to larp as a ruski alcoholic for over a year atp
*picunrel
>>1865844Alright I apologize then.
https://xcancel.com/godazed/status/1947442009708593232
Nah what happened to blud
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>>1865593Frogbros...He's one of us aka /ourguy/
>>1865889being a male dancer is a cheat code for women
Dis nigga zweih is on my nerves bro...fucking hate that guy, donk stunning as always btw.
>>1865942>i wish magixx was here
>>1865942why do retards decide to get fat?
https://x.com/FaZeEsports/status/1947692467052007677
broky always left out lmaooo fucking fat loser
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>>1865954They all are angry lol holy shit, dead team walking
zywoo back to back grand slam
>>1865956holy fuckig s hit its literally over
s1mple was the last hope of faze
>>1865958>grand slamliterally no one cares about this. this is not tennis.
>>1865956I wonder what broky is thinking if he is even capable of that.
>>1865964no reason to buy into esl marketing
>>1865961what do people care for then
>>1865970tennis
singoat finna rape the na hard swing
>>1863881>your gf is a FULL HEAD taller than youWould you be able to handle this?
>>1865997Yes ideally she would be physically stronger than me too. But not mentally. Iykyk
>>1865997yes because it'd be a unique experience, not like you can get that anywhere like women can have men taller than them constantly
>>1865952we know donk's level when he grinds 24/7, what would his level be if he'd play as little as zygoat do?
>>1865961I always found it weird that they named it that when you can win the required events in any order while losing plenty of them along the way, but in tennis where they stole it from it's a near impossible achievement that requires winning 28 slam matches in a row without losing a single one in the same year, if only meddy didn't ruin it in 2021
>>1865686>its probably not ENTIRELY retardedit is, it's basically just a conspiracy theory at this point
>>1866009zywoo was a giga grinder so this is a pointless comparison
>>1866010I just think stealing a term like that is really gay.
>>1865966Seriously though. Unless the FaZe content givesa completely wrong impression of what was going on inside the team s1mple was the fix and now the "problem" is back. That can't be good.
>>1866012>giga grinder*giga cheater
>IEM games start at 1:30, 4:00, 6:30
how are americans supposed to watch this shit?
>>1866055cs isn't for worstcoasters
can electronic and perfecto do it?
>>1866055the main stage will be starting at earliest 6:00 EST
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>>1866055>americansNot invited
>>1865910a lot of women like them but a lot also perceive them as gay, it's a double edged sword
I can't wait to see the new G2 brehs
>>1866109Same, i hope saw will deliver
>>1866109They should be fine and top 6 team, they had match points for playoffs vs Navi with a stand-in awper and they have more firepower now
>>1866117I'm the least worried about sAw. Realistically he is the 'star' of the team. I want to see how huNter fairs as an igl and weither he can unleash malbs. HeavyGod und SunPayus are stable players who I expect to deliver regardless of what's around them and I have no clue about MATYS so I'll just wait before I judge.
>>1865587fym delusional bitch they literally lost to mibr and bombed out in the 2nd stage of the major failcl0wns fans are so delusional it hurts to even read their delusions
https://www.dust2.us/news/63891/innocent-many-teams-in-europe-are-cheating-and-im-pretty-sure-its-connected-to-matchfixing
BROS?
>>1866125>>1866126Insane how ibp was handed 10 year bans over basically nothing yet now v0lve does nothing about the rampant cheating and matchfixing.
>>1866125trvth
dma is cheap af btw
>>1866128>yet now v0lve does nothing about the rampant cheating and matchfixingWhat's your solution?
>>1866125Who gives a shit
Give us names or don't mention it at all, just wasting your breath
>>1866128>Insane how ibp was handed 10 year bansValve kneels downs to RL
>>1866134you're parroting opinions of hltv matchpage gambling addicts here
>>1866142ChoKo masterclass incoming
>>1866158zont1x with the goofy ahh shoes and zweih thought I wouldn't notice him standing on his toes kek
>>1866158>miyazaki meme shirt>name is misspelled
>>1866158Based zont1x FastMan maxxing lol
>>1866160>standing on his toes kekkek
but if one foot his flat then it cancels the tiptoeing tho
>>1866158Bit of a freakshow innit?
>>1866158The fuck are those heel sneakers on zont1x. He's got a gigachad face though.
>>1866165russia do be like that
>>1866165any tricks to dodge the draft
>>1866158magixx gone = no smile
>>1866158donk doesn't look very optimistic about the new roster
>>1866165russia is the india of europe
>>1866177nah, he knows he needed a better entry than magixx, he just pretends he's pissed to be cool. or maybe he's just mad he can't be with his gf tonguefucking her ass or harshly swapping between her pussy and ass with his dick.
>>1866177Insecure about being heightmogged by everyone
>>1866185but do they even get to choose monitor in tournaments?
i think players only bring keyboard and mouse?
>>1866185Holy shit donk to Jitu confirmed
>>1866185buying their monitor RIGHT NOW
>>1866186I think that's the default monitor on tier 1 tournaments, everyone is using it and it's in ads all the time
>>1866196big (the news not the team)
Does anyone feel bad for nertz? I feel this guy is good but he keeps getting screwed over. he shoud be in a top team, inb4 he is.
>>1866219Jitu wanted him but Liquid is dragging him down with them
>>1866219a bit
i feel more bad for sdy, i think he could be a consistent tier 1 player based on skill and experience but he's stuck in this weird ENCE team. in Navi he joined a roster that was broken inside because of the war and they used him as the scapegoat in the electronic IGL experiment, then with Monte he beat that same Navi at the Major and generally carried them for a good year or more, but got 0 further opportunities. even now xKacpersky got a shot with NiP, the two of them were the best players in ENCE.
>>1866226should join faze after they dump frozen
>>1866219Terrorist babby is one of the reasons they suck dick so I don't feel bad for him, he's where he belongs.
>>1866158zont1x has aura, donk and LIPSsuke don't
>>1866234frozen is the last guy FaZe should get rid of desu
why doesn't faze clan simply just put guys like pamaaj or fakie or heist they are much better at shooting games than karrigan or rain lol
>>1866249are those codfags
>>1866251they are our daddies
we have unironic cod homos itt
grim
codchads made your most famous team thougheverlabeit
>>1866264True most of the biggest CS orgs don't come from the game
FaZe - CoD
G2 - LoL
Liquid - Starcraft
>>1866264They made Vox Eminor?
>>1866273Literal who team only known because their sticker is in the Kato 2014 capsule
>>1866277>codbabby trying to act knowledgeable
>>1866278Shut up spunj nobody cares
>>1866287Awww is somebody gonna piss himself? What's the matter sad you can't play as Peter Griffin in CS?
>>1866290Please state the reasons why Vox Eminor would be relevant outside of Australia
>>1866294Because it makes you seethe.
>>1866295Not really. I simply don't care for Australian CS
>>1866306Yet you're still upset.
Coddaddies made xer bacon bussy shiver i fear
>>1866307You still haven't answered how Vox Eminor is relevant to CS outside of having an expensive sticker
>>1866314Cool ass memorable name
i got a new mouse why am i not aiming like donk
>>1866314Making newfags seethe.
>>1866324have you tried ZywOo The Chosen Mouse by Pulsar?
>>1866329no i got a vxe pro r1
https://www.twitch.tv/kyousuke999
real future goat is live
Why do people pretend to be shills for attention nowadays?
>>1866235he's a siuhyvictim. many such cases
just realized zweih isn't pronounced like the German word for number two, but literally zu-way-h
what a dumb fucking name, expected from a weeb i guess
>>1866339>"guys lets swing together">lets two teammates swing mid and die while standing behindi guess he is replacing Magisk role wise after all
>>1866339he needs to rate girls on stream again
>>1866339Crazy watching this, it feels like he has so much more time to react and think and aim. When I play it's like a million miles an hour in my head with no time for anything
>>1866396positioning and anticipation and crosshair placement matters a fuckton
>>1866396Some rid themselves of that feeling after enough games, but it also means no longer feeling the crazy rush when you pull off something insane. He's mastered movement to a similar degree to donk too so it's less likely for enemies to hit him, which does in fact give him more time to do those things
>>1866339>uses teamspeak instead of discordholy fucking based
Just found an eyebrow raising stat
s1mple never won a clutch in a major final
why the fuck do russkis watch baz so much? this kid is insufferable
i get it he is good at CS but that's it, there are better players with 1/5 of his views, makes no fucking sense
for me? it's the karrigan skinclub ad
Tonight, in my sleep, Complexity will win. I just know it.
>>1866447has he played one? he's flawless in 1v1s at majors where he made the final, and 1v2+ don't get recorded unless you win
before checking picrel, predict who's 0/2 in finals and who's 2/2
i think magixx should join an international team or his career is over and stuck in t3 hell forever cause there's only spirit left in t1
>>1866653It's already over for him, international or not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHGWprb8b5U
New episode is out
>>1866653Should team up with Stewie2k
3 hours get hyped ladies and gents
>>1866774>col at 4:30 amnah nigga, I'm going to bed
I'm getting reports that kyousuke is sick
>>1866366i would've thought a weeb would be more down with a german name
>>1866551MoggerLegion clears.
>>1866653he should have joined Grease2
>>1866889Please no. That would actually be one of the few things that would make me stop supporting them.
slept and woke up early for ts
>>1866907>every bomb a prayer beneath the skyA bit tasteless considering Cologne's history desu
Liquid disaster-class in 8 hours!!!
>>1866920I can offer you one sex
https://www.twitch.tv/dextersjourney
waiting room
>SPONSORED BY GAMBLING DID WE MENTION YOU CAN GAMBLE ON THESE GAMES TAKE YOUR SISTER'S BOYFRIEND'S CREDIT CARD NOW NOW NOW
what did esl mean by this?
>>1866942Same, might place some bets later
electronic gets raped tiem
https://www.twitch.tv/eslcs
>>1866943Why would a watch a retired player's costream when I can watch the superior main stream?
no kino overpass in the first game
>>1866955its dexter himself advertising
>inferno
>op
>mirage
I am erect.
JamYoung when ButterOld walks in:
jamyoung is literally donk
Intense R&G about to commence
>both games had infy as first map
this is why it's a classic
>>1866958yeah man, a few hours into the stream dexter has decided he wants to get like 5 extra viewers in the 20 minutes before the games start
>>1866988don't talk about yourself in 3rd person you fucking unemployed loser
>>1866653He's said he would be willing, it's probably what will happen
>>1866986unironically pure luck
>>1866960I am not watching the irrelevant teams
holy fuck I hate fat people
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>>1866990you can literally watch his stream and see that he's not typing here
https://www.twitch.tv/dextersjourney
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>>1867006you have to enable hardware acceleration
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BURGERBROS??? WHAT THE FUCK
>>1867011na sucks so badly
>>1867013better than oceania
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anyone else play the timeline game on HLTV?
i'm about to lose HALF MY PAYCHECK because of vp winning
who do we replace attacker with?
Looks like Tyloo have fallen into the trap every Chinese team do where people start actually paying attention to them.
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they keep calling him Temu Banks
>>1867022hard to stay consistent when yoiu rely on your star player having donk level performances
>>1867016used to but it became repetitive
some other hltv user posted this game
https://www.cswordle.fun/
>>1867026well to be fair, he's doing well, it's his teammates that's all shit
even in a 4v2
tylose pull through
our guy jl is co-streaming
>>1866986none of these teams are consistent or way better than each other, the matches currently being played and the advancement one between the winners could go anyone's way
>>1867031naurrrrrrrrrrr brr brr patapim thank you brudda
>>1867035yes, fuck your own ass
>>1867027thanks anon, i will probably play this daily
vp might 2-0 tyloo with overpass map 2
based Westies behaving as if the chinese are children, all of it to prove they're not racist.
YT stream quality isn't as good as it used to be
>>1867060you will pay youtube premium and you will be happy
Why is bathrooms gone? Dude is just in the void.
>>1867069Wait, it's just misaligned wtf.
I miss GO Inferno and Overpass. They didn't rework fuckass maps like Mirage and D2 why did they rework these maps?
>>1867075neither map is that much different to warrant a "i le miss le old," stop bitching
>>1867054More so to not have to listen to them autistically screech.
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>>1867059it's a shame they won't win any events, or he'd be top 20 this year
>>1867083cant believe zonic has already been reduced to being an admin, another victim of the saudis
It’s amazing valve stopped pushing content for CS2 for deadlock and have nothing to show for it
>>1867087what content should cs2 even get?
it's nice that the game doesn't completely change all the time.
>>1867087does deadlock even get updates anymore? I hear fuck all about it
>>1867089i just want a proper operation. i have been coping the entirety of CS2 that an operation is round the corner
>>1867093Let it go bro. Operations will never come back.
kyosuckysucky actually got sick right before cologne? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO someone put that anon on suicide watch
>>1867098I will not start pissing and shitting my pants laughing until I see proof.
>>1867078are you retarded? or blind?
>>1867104a xitter screenshot of a hltv thread claiming telegram has the proofves
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>>1867083Grim. (The situation and the player's bodytype)
JamYoung lifegamed at the wrong event...
Anyone who's watched CS for any amount of time knew this was going to happen. History keeps repeating itself.
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how the fuck was top a less mickey mouse LAN win than the bottom?
Asian CS is back to its regular schedule.
>>1867121what? top had only shit teams.
>>1867121challenger lans were just esl pro league qualifiers for tier 2 teams
today's equivalent is dreamhack's byoc
>>1867083wtf how did you post a mirror?
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and GODlegion just won as well
>>1867113more like tyloo blows lol
Lord Pooxi and Liquidar next.
>>1867134flyquest gets RAPED soon
>>1867090Beats me
It’s real bad when even /v/ doesn’t bother to shill deadlock anymore
>>1866173There's no draft in Russia. Russian borders are also open.
There's a 24/7 forced mobilization in Ukraine where you get plucked off street by mobilization gestapo and if you're male you're not allowed to leave the country.
/k/iggers still living in 2022 is so funny
you lost
>sign the wall
>it's actually just a flat banner
>>1867162"ennemies" of the state are automatically drafted
why does it feel like kyousuke beats donks 1.70 record?
jks back in the trashcan where he belongs
>>1867175Didn't you just lose to VP?
>astralis b8
>flquest furia
which game is we watching?
>>1867177it doesn't matter who wins in flyquest furia, cause liquid loses
so astralis b8 is more interesting
>>1867172he wont even play kek zonic gonna sub in
>>1867177furia just for yekindar
>>1867177b8 are dogs, hooxi will style on them, flyquest can at least potentially upset and will be interesting to see how jks does
>>1867187b8 kicked astralis (with cadian) out of the major quals so it's a nice rematch for that
I genuinely believe FQ can beat Furia.
And I don't mean that as in FQ are a good team.
yekindar is a retard
close the fucking gap
>>1867198yep, honeymoon is over for furia
>>1867198if SAW can shit on them consistently anyone can
if broky is the latvian laser what is yekindar?
this furia team is way too inconsistent
he's back, liquid was the problem
molodoy is activated. furia got this
Astralis back frfr or is B8 just that shit?
>>1867225i think astralis is a solid top 10 team now. they just lost to jamyoung lifegaming at fissure.
my bussy is quivering in anticipation for kyousuke
tfw you're a total dogshit player
flyquest isn't very good are they
>>1867225B8 are actual radars
>>1867225>>1867231The only teams they've lost to since adding hooxi have donk and chinese donk in them
Vitality is shaking in their boots rn
If SPUNJ and Machine cast the FaZe game, FaZe will lose.
flyquest is getting raped
>>1867259You can stop pretending to be our chink. It's not the same.
>>1867263losing 8 rounds in a row is factual rape
>>1867267Pretending to be people for attention isn't nice either.
>>1867234i'm afraid it quivers in vain
Yekindar is so fuarking back bros...
>>1867268nta, not chinese, but it's fun rooting against Flyquest because of how annoying the australians itt are
>>1867273it's just banter, mate
>>1867273You do know that was people pretending to be right?
>because of how annoying the australians itt are
show me at least 5 posts in the last week
>>1867279Zywho could never!
Is the techpause because the Valve servers are down?
jamyoung 24th birthday today
already a washed unc
how would CS servers being down effect a LAN? am i retarded?
>>1867301>how would CS servers being down effect a LAN?Skins
>>1867309Please understand. I can't play without my AK Redline with 4x IBP Kato 14 holos.
No Local Area Network?
LULULULULULULULUULULUL
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gabe...
>>1867315That also makes sense
nilo is already balding like us
>>1867326Sorry bro I can't relate
s1mple just said on jLs stream if he could join any team he would join faze. someone post the sunset faze pic
every player is thirsty for that coddaddy cock i fear
>>1867331i knew you wouldnt let me down
what is donk showing zweih here???
>>1867336thats the "im showing my friend gore" face
>Soo... uhh.. how is it like being BALD? Do you take care of you BALD head? How do you feel being BALD?
>>1867336>headphones while eating with your teamniggaaaaaaaa.............
yeah I'd do nasty things on that fat asian furia girl
>>1867273Ain't no way you just said ts retarded shit about based Aussies but not annoying monkeys.
>Enjoy s1mple and jL's co-stream during the tech pause
FUCK NO
>>1867328>>1867347aren't they mortal enemies? what's up with that, I'm not ever going to watch jloser's stream so give me the qrd
>>1867351Nah they seem friendly. s1mple asked jL why he wasnt invited to his wedding and jL said he would tell him but not on stream. I also thought there was some tension between them but it seems like they have good chemistry desu. gay romance? perhaps...
this mezzii hashtag on twitter is being pushed fucking everywhere. even the BBC has posted about it
>>1867331why put elige twice in the pic?
>>1867336>no bread on the tablesavages
>>1867363when valve plugs the servers back in
>>1867331He needs the extra digit because of how fat he is now.
>>1867362based and slavepilled
WHY ISNT ASTRALIS B8 STARTING????
WHAT THE FUCKKKK IS THIS????
STGEMA IOS UP
>maybe t's are trying to save their armor (it's pistol round and they got 3 alive)
what the fuck are these casters?
>polish ef
what happened here
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THE FAZE MATCH IS DELAYED NOW ??????????
broky isn't in a single pic faze did for cologne KEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>1867394liquid +broky +magixx already a done deal, faze biding their time until s1mple is free
jL is the unfunniest faggot i've watched, like that friend who keeps trying to be funny but just isn't and you constantly need to fake smile because you feel bad
>two man flank in tunnels
>no kills, lose round
JKSEX puttin monkeys in their place
Uh oh, broky shaved his head again, I had belief but it might be over again, the skinny buff might save him though
KEKEKEKKEKEKEKEK flyquest retards
Uhh... Thanks FlyChads, I guess...
This was 8 years ago
https://x.com/xgoddosia/status/1947954484833132965
>>1867424i was there. was a fun final, was pretty disappointed astralis didnt make it to the finals but i had a good time. there was a SEETHING sk fan sat next to me during astralis v sk
>>1867424>hobbit is a two-time major winner
>>1867427Not much going on in bong land or why is this news?
the way regali plays counter strike two is so attractive
>>1867433It's real though
>>1867439link article then faggot
>>1867438False flag post to make anime posters look bad
man this jks kid is pretty good
LET ME FUCKING SEE MY FAZE NIGGAS ALREADY
https://x.com/BLASTPremier/status/1948020661588234597
lmfao every single official cs twitter page is posting about mezii, just how much did uk pay for this shit
pooriasisters, are we really losing to jks and ins in big 2025?
>>1867434outsiders in rio
>>1867458outsiders winning lineup was Jame/Qikert/fame/FL1T/n0rb3r7
>>1867452its probably vita paying. id assume theyre trying to capture a UK fan base, which they'll struggle with considering theyre a french team at heart.
>>1867463no, it's natural for the english to glaze themselves
reminder that vitality kicked our girl so now we hate them
>frogs vs monkeys
can they both lose?
>>1867460>>1867462genuinely thought hobbit was on that team lol
>>1867468>now we hate them
>>1867473literally two dogshit teams who caress
>>1867464not if it means we have to praise the french in anyway
reminder that vitality has ropz and we love him
>>1867496we hate that baldie
Yekindar just raped 2 ausissies.
>>1867508it isn't funny when it's inauthentic
>>1867514I'm just posting about what just happened. The way he killed those 2 was sick.
the way regali plays counter strike two is so attractive
>>1867508he used to do that on the regular when he first joined Liquid
is this furia team just done or what?
>>1867521they're going to beat FQ 2-1 pipe down tard
>>1867521rape victims of justin "killer" sex
Man I hate these monkeys, fatty and pimpleface so fucking much it's unreal.
didnt tec9 used to have 32 bullets?
>>1867530you /int/ retards are always a pain in the ass for the general mood.
>>1867536I don't know what the fuck that is but don't reply to me again lower life form.
>>1867536thread is filled with newfag zoomers but the racist lowlife is what triggers you?
FalleN's brain is too big for these shitters.
for anon
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https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
>>1867552wow you are so angry and you talk about it you are so cool!
>>1867554https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JfDOVlGol8
>>1867556loooooool you are funny too!
>>1867556I'll be that monkey
being a girl and playing cs sucks
i dont know whythe cs community oftewn prides itself in being toxic to girls its so fucking annoying how i just played a game and got trolled and blocked until we lost the game while we were upå before when they realised i was a girl
its every fucking game i cant even communicate i have to mute everyone before the game even starts and i have to type info whats even the point in being so toxic
how do people enable this and allow for the worst slurs to come through and for nothing to be done. im sick of this.
>>1867561I got banned for calling her an attention seeking whore and all the simps defending her itt to kill themselves.
>jks pulling aussie cs kicking and screaming towards the finish line
it's hard not to root for him, but at the same time they're fucking shit...
>>1867561girls playing fps is like boys playing with dolls, weirdos. they should get mocked and bullied out of cs
jks such a dogshit player
pooria can qualify for stage 2 but they'll flop as they have for the last half a decade
>>1867561Thank you for copy pasting threads from hltv. Really contributes to the conversation here.
good showing from flyquest vs rank 9 team
honeymoon for pooria ended, now it takes for yuurih to have a lifegame to beat flyquest, it's over for favelas
>>1867580but that was flyquest's honeymoon too
Cmon just start the FaZe game
WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE
>>1867581flyquest didn't show anything special for this to be true, meanwhile everyone sucked pooria's dick soon after they got shitkindar
ins is a retard who got called circles around
tfw you realise the facecam is not to see the players but it is to see the brand of the monitors
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Ein (one) (1) minuten until total kwaben (for Faze(dead team walking))
>>1867590>anon has the shocking revelation that brands who sponsor the tournament want their logo seen
>>1867588agreed
FQ actually seemed to shoot harder, but every time they had to strat around not just clicking heads they got absolutely fucked
don't know if there are any good aussie igl's, but maybe they should use their "free" spot to get a european one
>overpass pls?
no
>train?
no
enjoy your inferno mirage d2 greenmirage fuckface
>>1867591>einWhy does it sound like someone moaning?
>they muted steel
thank fuck lol
>>1867595>>1867588Should've have gotten rid of AMWF chad.
>>1867599damn... he found the unmute button
>>1867607wtf only s0mple is awper
>losing to BIG
just disband
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china dodging lan again
>>1867625>>1867628they got the vrs they needed
probably don't see a reason to play blast
hopefully makes them stop this online bs once and for all
>>1867625pulling an impfe i see
>>1867628iirc their mouse integrated cheat maker got jailed and now they have to lay low
which is also why they lost to vp today
yep leave it to faze to struggle vs a t10 team
>>1867633theyre not struggling
>nobody took my first bait. I'll just try again
>>1867628because that's what they do. previous excuses include "visa issues" and "we had a cheater on out team, whoops"
>takes one shot
>drops the AWP for an AK
>gets killed with his own AWP
My retard.
Broky rejoining Faze is peak cuck mentality desu
baahahahahahaha faze sisses were losing to..............................BIG
s1s1 would have clutched this
>>1867648new lore drop incoming
>>1867648probably has to in order to keep getting paid
naurrrr faze playin like theyre against vitality kek wake the fuck up faze sissies you're against a fnatic tier team
What the fuck is wrong with karrigan, dude is just rushing like a maniac kek.
>>1867644Not here until tabsen gets the boot
rng simulator just run and gun
>>1867653shut up shut up shut up shut up
broky doing better than botlige and that's all you can ask for really
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please stop looking so fucking depressed elige
you're paid to play a video game
>>1867693this was such a good scene
f-f-frozen won 2 (two) clutches in a row...
This phy guy is insufferable, not as bad as scrawny but you shouldn't be allowed to cast cs if you use retarded teen slang, have a shit voice and have obvious bias against participating teams
>>1867698I like his videos but yea, his casting is doodoo.
>>1867698I like him
might've gotten used to his voice because of his videos though
anyway, I'll take anything that isn't scrawnders or other indians
>>1867698You're not as slick as you think Mohan
Thank god for my gigachad rain.
>>1867701oh right
also that american that calls like it's a baseball game from a movie
makes me want to rip his throat out
>>1867701Oh yea the Indian/Pakistani guy is worse than scrawny purely because of the accent, forgot to mention him since he thankfully doesn't get big gigs
>>1867702>doubting the goat of NA
>>1867710we're apparently calling him Helvijs now
>>1867710Calm down. It's against BIG
>>1867718better than s0.80mple
>>1867710meh I'd rather have Faze lost against b0g than win in a lukewarm fashion
>>1867723>s0.80mpleStill better than zyw0.06
I have a feeling that EliGE doesn't like playing with broky because he says nigger too much.
the fat retard has spoken
why is this whore bullying bald folks? dirty whore with an elderly fetish
Why did NIP bench arrozdoz?
>>1867735when TO's don't want to pay talent for content this is what we're left with
>>1867738because he sucks
im so fucking washed i give up i cant play cs 2 thsi fucking sucks dude i wanted to paly fucking cache
>>1867746maybe you should give up on writing posts as well
>>1867740nip system broke him.
>>1867746time to move on, s0mple
Elige on s1mple:
>"s1mple actually understands the game and knows how to read the opponent. He helped a lot with calls and is a huge reason why we made the playoffs at the major defeating MOUZ and Mongolz in stage 3. We can't wait for him to get back after his contract runs out, so FaZe doesn't have to pay 600k for an expiring contract"
>>1867753go bait hltv
I'm sure they'll upvote you
>>1867746>im so fucking washed i give up i cant play cs 2Same. It's such a shit game now with all the wide swinging and tap dancing players are doing now.
>>1867686what's wrong with there being new broky lore?
>>1867767Yea..? I just said that.
Zysissies...It's so over...
>>1867735incredibly based
wwtl
>>1867771>overhype former teammate so he chokes>team looks genius for cashing in
>>1867770No you said it's a shit game, not that you're shit
>it's s1mple
Respectful nod to the goat.
>>1867771imagine getting jawline mogged this hard by teenage ruskies holy
>>1867775better than the alternative
Chinese ratings and most liked comments on a Tyloo vs VP match
>Inferno
electroNic (6.2) -- "Bro, do me a favor, let me play on your account for a round." (implying he didn't do anything noteworthy)
ICY (6.0) -- "Teach Jee how to AWP"
FL1T (6.3) -- "Archangel, please stop messing up." (reference to being the closest to Jame aka God)
fame (6.2) -- "First ever case of a remote-controlled player" (meaning he's a robot (good sense))
Perfecto (6.5) -- "Why can't this guy just die??"
Jee (3.7) -- "Consider benching yourself for zhokiNg"
Mercury (9.0) -- "Rifling IGL? I see the rifling, where's the IGL?"
Attacker (4.9) -- "Consider Attacking, Attacker"
Moseyuh (5.2) -- "Partied all night again, bro?"
JamYoung (9.2) -- "Burned like a martyr."
>Overpass
electroNic (6.9) -- "C-tier superstar" (as in, played well, but not flashy enough to get high hype)
FL1T (6.7) -- "Salty children lowered his rating XD"
Perfecto (6.2) -- "Lieutenant P, welcome back."
ICY (5.9) -- "This guy kinda looks like donk, no?"
fame (6.6) -- "Low rating but high impact."
JamYoung (9.7) -- "Has to frag, throw utility, be the dad, the mom, the IGL, the coach..."
Jee (3.9) -- "Cheer up, kid."
Attacker (5.8) -- "Just do better tomorrow."
Mercury (8.5) -- "Readjust and win the lower bracket."
Moseyuh (6.9) -- "Come on, Rain God, bounce back stronger."
Is FaZe Labubu or Pazuzu?
gr1ks finally looking good
Get this shit over with so I can hatewatch Liquid asap
>>1867806BIG
FAT
AMERICAN
TITTIES
>>1867808people are way too quick with their conclusions nowadays
i genuinely believe heroic will be a scary tier 1,5 team again in 3-4 months
>we are paid by the round
please just end it, faze
broky carried
where haters?
Losted all pistols and still won. My fucking niggas.
>nip-heroic overpass kino
we eatin good tonight
just play the liquid rape already
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My retard GOAT HOLY SMOKES!!!!!!!
stats vs big are as meaningful as stats vs na teams
>>1867835s0mple could never
>accepts interview
>dude asks him if he watched the FaZe games with s1mple and what he thought
>yes and they suck
>complete ignore the next question
>says it he didn't hear shit and ends the interview right there
retardky...
>>1867842it's everything I've wanted since his benching
still loved s1mple on faze tho. I love both
>>1867842did this happen?
>>1867846yes, broky also did a roman salute before he left
>>1867844autism rizz > alcoholism rizz
>>1867846it did
not everyone here posts retarded shit from hltv.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSu25DnEPXQ
go back to right after the game
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>want twistzz to succeed because I know how good he can be
>want liquid to lose because it's really really funny
nertz is also alright for a jew, and ultimate deserves a chance in a cohesive team
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krimbo always swapping places with JDC as the sole guy trying to win lolol
>right now we are tier 2
Nertz is brutally honest
>>1867851KEK
>i completely phased out what you said but thank you for supporting me
>>1867854>nertz is also alright for a jewflamez is /ourjew/
no one else made the cut
>>1867859you're a homo
fuck that rat
>>1867844Me too. They are great and fit the team vibe so well.
>>1867846Yes https://www.twitch.tv/eslcs/clip/FlaccidHomelyDiscRickroll-ePAcAHNY1GsapEX-
Now that the dust has settled, can we definitively say that Tyloo paid for their Fissure Playground win?
>>1867861He's right.
*kisses you as a reward for winning*
>>1867866schizo posting is prohibited when there's a tournament going on
we are supporting south americans, right?
i dont want this retard to keep paycheck stealing
>>1867850. the na nafany
>>1867872we're supporting goatkindar and the professor
>>1867869still don't know for sure what the beef was. rumours that spinx tried to sex flamez's gf
is overpass police sided or bandit sided?
>>1867835>1>3>12>3>3"3 musketeers more like 3 baiting fucks"
/vm/ is an anti-semitic board
https://x.com/fribergcs/status/1947973634120937622
Grim. This is Jagex tier of ignoring the problem because it benefits you too much at this point
it's over for liquid if they loses
>>1867903kek they forgot to remove this shit from csgo where premades would just kick the random guy out
>>1867898yes we hate boros and support zonic here
we love jews tho
>>1867907no wonder vibes were bad if they weren't on a first name-basis before
>>1867907did this really happen?
oh yeah liquidbros we are so back
>>1867909>support zonic here>we love jews tho
>>1867921can you not post yourself?
>>1867922bodied that freak!
>>1867921this is hate speech according to the EU
liquid haters are real quiet rn
>>1867938no one's watching that game, we're just gonna laugh if we see them lose on hltv
>>1867897>>1867916time to apologize lilbroski
>>1867938they picked the map, no one cares
why did liquid dominate the 3rd placing team at the major?
>>1867851>not everyone here posts retarded shit from hltv.this shit should be a bannable offense here
>>1867947>the 3rd placing team at the major?
>intriguing offers
did he mean t3 teams or what
>>1867973intriguing offers from kfc kekekek
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dude Anomaly might die bro wtf...
liquid downfall just delayed by 1 more game, pain are madly overrated just for fluking in the major, where were they the rest of the year
>>1867990cam on nip
heroic will get invites regardless, nip basically has to do well at this tournament
>>1867994i'm swedish so idgaf about nip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO3iRoEE04s
Spirit talking about a bunch of shit including kyousuke, falcons and pic related jL whose story is totally believable
>>1867978obese + covid = gg
>>1868007>>1868010just stay on hltv you fucking cretins
Well at least Liquid hasn't sunk to the level of losing to Brazilian teams yet.
Piece of shit org heroic dying while Astrachads are reaching new heights. All is right in this world now.
>>1868018doesn't he always?
never seen this nigga enjoy anything, all he does is whine
>>1868011mental how somone reposting lowest effort hltv bait here feels insulted if you call them out on it, what kind of literal downies started coming to this general?
>>1868024He's Jewish so it's in his blood to kvetch and be negative
>>1868023>reaching new heightsalmost living up to their expectations* ftfy
>>1868000>I'm salty my scene was so ass nip abandoned ittoo bad
>>1868026>what kind of literal downies started coming to this general?people like you, you disgusting tourist
now fuck off
>>1868028>their expectations are above reaching top 5 VRS and getting b2b finalsyou are on another level of astralis fans, I kneel sir
#ToTheStars
>>1868023what did heroic do that wasn't done by someone that left for astralis?
>>1868031i've been here since the beginning
maybe you should relax and reread what i wrote
>>1868033lied about stavn and jabbi
>>1868038I am 80% Danish and 20% Norwegian though
>>1868031sorry, my bad. I'm just tired of the cross contamination...
>>1868042then learn english
>>1868040is it at least hot?
>>1868044can't even reply correctly
>>1868035I'm going to bed
>>1868030no, i just have no reason to care about them
sjuush is the only player i like on that team
Kaspersky is cracked, even on the "rost" (statistically) map he and r1nkle took the most important kills that won the game
>>1868052all good mate, i'm tired of it too
>>1868032>b2b finals>astana and anal fissure
stupid fucking brazilians
>>1868054they did
jabbi and stavn just defended the career of teses and supported cadian's kick, and the shartening of that faggot's career proved that his kick was the correct move
unfortunate for the org that astralis came around swinging money, but they paid good money for them, and heroic wanted to lock them inside their contracts like niggers
steel must have a vitamin deficiency, he looks ghoulish
>>1868070>jabbi and stavn just supported cadian's kickTHIS ANON LIED ABOUT STAVN AND JABBI
GET HIM, DANEDOGS, SIC
>>1868070stop rewriting history
I love the asshole stabbi duo and I want astralis to succeed
the snake phase is integral to the story going forward
bazilians failed faze is next
>>1868079learn to read, nygaa, it clearly says that they didn't conspire to push him out, they simply voiced their support when someone said that cadiaN had to go
their official statement says as much
>We did not initiate a push to replace cadiaN, nor did we stand alone when these discussions were initiated on the team>>1868082you can have that phase without the lies, given how stavn and jabbi make russians seethe using in-game chat
steel must have a vitamin deficiency, he looks jewish
>>1868087let's be real
they already had a deal with astralis and thought heroic would kick them instead
whoever initiated the kick, I have no idea
>>1868087>they simply voiced their support when someone said that cadiaN had to go>someoneare you guys all little rats, or just the twinks
what do you think this says? stavn went to management ALONE and threatened to bench himself if there wasn't an igl change, as their star player
>>1868087>it clearly says that they didn't conspire to push him out, they simply voiced their support when someone said that cadiaN had to go>their official statement says as muchlol this is like believing in the tooth fairy
>danedogs trying to save stabbi's reputation
why? people like villains
>>1868096danedog here. I love it
>>1868082
>>1868091I believe it was just unfortunate timing for heroic and they genuinely thought they're gonna continue playing until their contracts are up, but astralis offered larger salary and the opportunity to play with the AWP GOAT and the GOAT org
>>1868093it clearly says that he just went to the org and said "shit has to change, and I can step back if you think that'll help you all out"
and don't leave out the most important part, which is
>It became clear that all 4 players and coaches in the roster (except cadiaN) shared and vocally expressed that they felt the same frustrations as stavn.stavn just said the quiet part out loud first, but he didn't slam his fist and say "kick cadian now" like heroic paint it out to be
>>1868095unfortunately people listen to the ones who start pointing fingers, you can believe the tooth fairy that is heroic if you want
are really these played on friday?
cadian was a shitter carrying the awp. maybe these niggas defend him because they self insert
>>1868107how low can one's confidence be to self-insert not in gla1ve, not in dev1ce, not in karrigan, but in cadiaN
>>1868105oh my god lmao, I get why you niggas folded to the germans in ww2 now
he admits to it even in his astralis pr-approved workshopped statement like 6 months after the shit went down, and you still refuse to see it
>>1868112>I get why you niggas folded to the germans in ww2 nowyeah, the world is way better now that germany lost...
>>1868112>The previous source close to the Heroic players>Richard Jewis
>>1868124RL is a tranny fucking/killing degenerate, but I'd never question his journalistic integrity
>>1868124a jew should have intimate knowledge of backstabbing
you're not making this better for yourself
>>1868126"unnamed sources" making shit up without putting their reputation on the line isn't an argument
FUCK i missed the games because i was trolling /vt/
any big shocking outcomes?
thirdie dogs learned their place?
>>1868133>they're lying because...... they have to be! stavn would never lie to me with his reputation on the line! it's that rat bastard richard lewis, who has a long history of lying for no reason, not my favorite fag who couldn't handle his brother killing himself and wanted his therapist back
>macaco's btfo'd 2-0 by liquid
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>1868143lewis just reports what those sources say, and of course those heroic rats would double-down on lying
sadly it worked, but the truth will prevail...
>following people you have a bond with from a shit org to a better org... is le badI didn't see people shitting on may0nesy for linking up with his groomer boyfriend, on the contrary, everyone said that G2 deserve it
>>1868153half the quotes are from sources in astralis, retardbro. the truth did prevail
and m0nesy didn't orchestrate a coup to kick hunter right before he left
rlll
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this almost makes me miss the "I shat my pants again" poster
>>1868163>half the quotes are from sources in astralisall you posted is "sources close to heroic said heroic are correct"
kasper being a "political signing" means jack shit to the situation at hand
>m0nesy didn't orchestrate a coupyeah, he did nothing when it's expected of star players to make demands and build the team alongside managers to their liking, he cried about choko and held a grudge for 3 months like a baby
yet all I saw was "muh baby, bad g2 wanted to be a good team and you just wanted to get your ass pounded in a green jersey..."
>>1868172>he did nothing when it's expected of star players to make demands and build the team alongside managers to their liking, he cried about choko and held a grudge for 3 months like a babyhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
only in the twisted mind of a danedog could "showing up to work without complaining and carrying your team to 4/5 playoffs, but not renewing your contract" be bad, while "threatening to bench yourself, orchestrating a coup against your igl, and actually benching yourself to depress your market value and force a sale" be good
>>1868183not only is that post gay but donk's jaw literally looks like a child one's, how is this mogging anyone
>>1868192zywoo's that ugly
>>1868194you think? I see more of a barnyard owl
>>1868197owls are extremely underrated, they must be the coolest birds ngl
>>1868202>the most popular bird with mentally-stunted women and emo dweebs>underratedpenguins rape owls
what are we thinking?
>1.20 over 2 maps
>1.25 ct-side
it's just BIG of course, but they were warm and hungry
is he nearing baseline? are we expecting him to reach it?
>>1868205penguins are pretty much cripples
>>1868208very humiliating for the birds to have fat flightless predators as their coolest family, I know
no way this fat nigga is defending penguins here
sashi
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stupid poultry
take the bovine pill
>>1868220>bovineI don't get it, isn't that THE DOG
>>1868225>THE DOGis this a danedog joke or a reference I'm not familiar with?
>>1868218a decently sized emperor penguin would fuck you up in a fight irl, bitch, be wary of the way you speak about us
>>1867851My indisputable king.
>>1868228how do you not know THE DOG
goat of danish cs
>>1867987kys
>>1868002>>1868008My BMI was 42 when I got COVID. Had a really bad fever for 1 day but then it was gone. Guess I got lucky.
>>1868236lol
never entered my mind for some reason
>upgrade GPU
>upgrade CPU
>upgrade RAM
>upgrade monitor
>game still only feels right at 1280x960 - all low - CMAA2
How do you explain this crap? Does the game use frame generation or something? I can play at 300 fps and it still just feels like enemies jitter around.
>>1868240>My BMI was 42wtf?
>>1868240man I'm a super fat fuck and my BMI is like 32.
>>1868246>WASread nigga read
>>1868249good on you anon,
but how tf do you get to that point?
>>1868248Surprisingly even at the height of my obesity my bloodwork was relatively normal. Maybe that's what saved my fatass.
>>1868251I was a skinny kid so everyone was happy when I started gorging on food, mostly carbs.
>>1868252nigga a couple carbs does not get you to 300+ pounds
>>1868254I know I just thought that if I were to splurge like €1k into my PC surely all my problems would be gone forever.
Instead it feels like I got a 30% performance bump.
>>1868252>everyone was happyI think you need to surround yourself with other people, anon
>>1868257For many years with on-off exercise. Also it's funny you assumed I'm tall lol. My peak weight was 265 lb.
>>1868263Between age 23 and 30 I've ballooned like crazy and ALL THE TIME people kept telling me I looked great etc.
I fucking despise them so much for it.
>>1868263Nah I was basically just bones by the time I was in 5th grade. So when I started eating like crazy my family was happy.
>>1868268I've known I was fat for a long time but didn't really put much effort to change until a few years ago. People were only happy initially when I put on weight but no one supported me when I was an obese fuck and that's a good thing.
>>1868252Hey man, glad you're around and losing weight
I had a similar situation, I stopped smoking and gained like 40kgs (88lbs) in less than a year, going from 70 to 110, with everyone also congratulating me on not being thin anymore and dropping smoking
Thankfully I had a wake up call by an old acquaintance that told me that I really ballooned up, out of nowhere but mildly disappointed
Down to 85 now, still ways to go, but it feels good
>>1868268I honestly thought that was a woman thing. gassing each other up instead of saying they're getting too fat for their own good
I told one of my best buddies he was getting fatter last weekend (before more guests arrived. No need to do it in front of people)
>>1868279Good shit keep it up nigga. I'm also not completely there yet but the progress has been good. People exclaiming that you've lost so much weight and look so good is such a high ngl.
>>1868281Yeah I've been bullied for my weight a lot literally no one told me I look great and even I knew it was true. Only initially when I moved from "underweight" to "normal" were people happy. Otherwise no one "supported" me when I gained weight.
overpass
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someone was a bit too impatient
>>1868394lose weight, fat fuck
>>1868406Already did without roiding. Suck on deez cuz you don't have any of your own.
