Thread 1862722

>Ongoing & Upcoming Tournaments
FISSURE Playground 1 [July 15th - July 20th]
IEM Cologne 2025 Stage 1 [July 23rd - July 25th]
IEM Cologne 2025 [July 26th - August 3rd]

>Links
https://www.hltv.org/
https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/

>Previous Thread
>>1855819

First for Liquid Downfall

>>1862724
they're already invited to several events so they just need to not fuck up at one of them and they're good

>>1862722 (OP)
you worthless faggot

The VRS wizard says that Astralis has the major locked. Did HooXi break the curse?
https://xcancel.com/JesperLarsen222/status/1946632557275021545#m

>>1862727
> so they just need to not fuck up at one of them
That's a tall order for Liquid...

>>1862727
These are the upcoming events for Liquid. IEM Cologne will be tough, most likely a 1-2 exit although I wouldn't rule out 0-2. Next is Blast Bounty which is almost fully online making it next to worthless for gaining VRS but a win here would at least stop the decay if they didn't get one at Cologne. Afterwards they are among the lowest seeded teams at EWC so they'll probably get a matchup like MOUZ, Spirit or Mongolz there. The tournament is single elimination so unless they manage a huge upset they are only showing up to lose points.

>>1862746
not surprised

Only a couple of hours until Astralis lifts their first lan trophy since 2019

>>1862750
they will lose

>>1862752
Nuh-uh

>>1862755
Astralis have learned from that lose and Tyloo now needs to play without their tactical genius zhokiNg on the server

Will /our guys/ write "taiwan is a country, free tibet" to make the chinks seethe?

>>1862758
I checked the map pool and astralis have a shit map pool, tyloo have an edge in a bo5

>>1862763
TO's will probably deem it "too political"
tyloo are also shit at english so maybe they won't even understand what they write

>>1862766
fine, just a simple "1989" should do the trick then

>>1862763
Against the rules.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qldM02rvgx4I3j8Ptbcmr7f_shIdslBQeggwhlQ4cm4/edit?tab=t.0

>>1862769
What a dogshit gay ass tournament
Maybe they'll wear Taiwan-themed caps then, that shouldn't be against the rules

>>1862769
well that's gay
I hope stabbi doesn't give a shit

>>1862771
I don't know all the rules by various TOs but I'd assume most of them are fairly similar. Of course Fissure could also just deem Taiwan to not be disrespectful and irritating for Tyloo, it's up to their discretion.

>>1862765
I think they'll be fine unless it goes to 5 maps and they have to deal with either Anubis or Train.

Astralis will win Nuke, Mirage and Anubis.

>>1862781
>Anubis
you don't think they'll ban it?

>>1862781
>>1862782
>Anubis
Ancient*
Finally I'll stop confusing these two shit maps

>>1862781
they lost mirage against 0.56 zhoking last time lol

>>1862783
ah. Makes more sense now
>shit maps
I love them both. Ancient is just overall a solid cs map, and anubis was a breath of fresh air forcing everyone to play proactive

>>1862784
MongolZ were humbled by Vitality on Mirage 13-3 in Melbourne and then humbled Vitality 13-5 in Austin, sample size of 1 is nothing

>>1862781
tyloo will ban nuke

>>1862789
tyloo won 2-1 with their coach
keep coping

>>1862790
that leaves dust2

>>1862790
They perma ban Dust

>>1862791
mini honeymoon

>>1862790
Astralis first-pick Dust2 and 13-0 them then, retard
>>1862791
Should we cancel the finals? After all the match already happened and everything is predetermined by the past.

>>1862795
>retard
was that necessary anon? words do hurt.

>sleeping on mirage
not wise... not wise... the hubris...
>>1862796
nta but yes it was

>>1862797
>yes it was
cunt

>>1862791
Astralis made a lot of mistakes in that one that they haven't made in the last two games
also, let's be honest: if both teams show up full strength, Astralis will take it every single time
upsets are always possible, but it's definitely Astralis' game to lose

>>1862796
>was that necessary
nta
if you don't know what you're talking about and still post, yes

>>1862801
>nta
I don't even know what that shit means. nerd cunt.

>>1862803
then gtfo faggot
you're not welcome here

>>1862803
Nigga, Tyloo (are) Ass

>>1862804
over who's authority you autistic prick? asstralis gonna get raped and I'll laugh at you.

>>1862803
lurk moar

>cope comb-over
this nigga is at least norwood 3

Why do yall niggas care bout a nigga hair dats so gay like get off his dick bro

>>1862806
Check the OP for a forum that better fits you

>>1862813
ah yes other redditor obsessed with reddit, shut the fuck up

>>1862809
he must have dumbo ears too since he wears oversized caps to tuck in ears in

In the beginning 'gog was obsessed with troons, then with frogs and now with the niggas' hair??? Oh hell nahhhhh! What's next for the 'gog?

>>1862831
kek

>>1862832
no need to laugh as if artfr0st isn't conventionally attractive bad hairline or not

>>1862835
He lowkey kinda cute. Would spread his cheaks if he asked me nicely.

>>makes reddit's favorite hooxi seethe
>>>1862831
>kek
>>>1862832
>no need to laugh as if artfr0st isn't conventionally attractive bad hairline or not
>>>1862835
>He lowkey kinda cute. Would spread his cheaks if he asked me nicely.

what the fuck

>>1862846
who is this bum

>>1862848
Probably the most retarded pro player out there. He even beats out smooya.

>>1862846
I really hope for him he has someone lined up to sign him
I don't see anybody in top40 signing him

>>1862850
well he is named mohammed so you can expect some cousin marriage going on in his heritage

>>1862846
>hate your own team so much you pay out of pocket to stop playing with them

Your not making it any better by acknowledging it vro

>>1862679
I thought Machine was a caster? When did he start translating?

>>1862922
>>1862925
can't believe the joke was so good you had to tell it twice. you're truly a legend of comedy

>>1862930
are you retarded? he posted it in the wrong thread deleted it and posted it in the right one

>>1862931
him posting it in the wrong thread was a sign that nobody needed to see his shit joke

>>1862932
do you have autism? why are you getting so mad over a joke?

THE LAST ROOBET MAJOR SEMI GRAND FINAL OF THE LAST CS2 MAJOR IS STARTING GET THE FUCK IN HERE

>>1862933
which of my two previous posts do you think were posted 100% seriously and were not joking about anon's shit joke?

>>1862937
>i was only pretending to be retarded

>>1862938
do you have autism? why are you getting so mad over some jokes?

>>1862930
thanks nigga

>>1862940
>i was only pretending to be retarded

>>1862931
>he

>>1862943
yw homie

>>1862944
didn't like your autism over shitposts being pointed out, huh?

rape denmark tiem

The implications of this match are enormous...

>>1862951
isn't both already ranked high enough to get invited to everything?

AHAHAHAHAH oh no no no no n o

gg it's over

HAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT

Oh no no no, wh*tebros...BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

what the fuck he peeked before he finished reloading

zz

>>1862967
You are not funny moron we will fucking rape you

device blatant walling

hooxi is cheating

zz for hooXY

>>1862978
Xi Ting?

imagine the millions of chinese girls wet at the sight of jabbi

Jee was the problem

I am hooxin so hard

another IGL blooming after leaving niko's toxic influence

tyloo choke

apologize to famas

I miss karrigan's ambulance

at least an actual crowd showed up for the final

i always believed

hooxi

I wish hooxi was this good back in G2, shows that anyone can levle up and frag out if they actually grind instead of playing 1 faceit game every 2 months like most seemingly washed players

>>1863004
cs2 is easier that's it, rifling requires less skill

>>1862952
I meant that if Astralis wins they're back in the top 5.

>>1863004
yeah this is really what washed players need to do.
just fucking grind 6+ hours per day for a month at least.
it's your job, what are you even doing with your time?

welcome to tier1, motherfuckers

Hooxi skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...Hooxi using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?

>>1863004
it's a T2 event

>>1862980
>>1863010

>>1863004
>I wish hooxi was this good back in G2
he probably was if you removed taz and niko

fuck fissure and their shit rap between games

>>1863017
nigger music is a big part of slavic culture

>>1863014
id there is not a single top 5 team it shouldn't be a T1 event

>>1863020
astralis is top 5

>>1863021
very funny

>>1863021
lol
astralis just made fissure a tier1 tournament
butthurt faggots btfo

>>1863017
it's also only royalty free stuff i think

>>1863012
Nah it's not, but just in general in 2025 compared to his G2 tenure, 0.1 rating increase. Only stinker he had was against spirit in astana grand final, though he performed well against them in groups

>astralis needs hooxi lifegame to win
grim

>>1863016
>he probably was if you removed taz and niko
Pure cope

>>1863033
still using that buzzword with no idea what it means?

was that 5 shots 5 kills?

OG -f1ku +arrozdoce
that's the best they could get? grim

HOLY ARMPIT

I cannot support asstroonies because they are brokebois

1080p on kick looks better than on twitch

>>1863016
They were surely not forcing him to jump around like a clown with smgs through smokes, he was just lacking mechanics and confidence to play normally, there are players that would definitely be much better with a different igl and less selfish stars though, like magixx without having to roleplay as a decoy and donk's bank

>>1863046
noticably so.

>>1863049
magixx is bad

holy jam goat

jee is so close to looking like he has down syndrome

where ohne

>>1863051
yesterday against 2026 hltv top 1 and 2 btw

>>1863016
rofl

>>1863059
half his last 10 faceit games are 60-70 adr

come on Tianlu

great t-side hooxi
where cadian

>>1863072
when the interesting times end and he can finally share some information

everyone has a flash and they just dry peek, why?

>>1863076
More unexpected.

>>1863076
when youre walling its easier to just preaim and instashoot

chinkfag won

>>1863085
>>1863086
.

>>1863086
call us when you make top 4 at a major you fucking slant eyes

tylosers

most disgusting sign ever holy shit someone kill this nigger

>>1863091
how is he wrong?

why do so many serbshits support tyloo? are they race traitors?

the only good thing about cs2 is the smoke thing

holy SOUL

>>1863097
vitality disbands after kyousuke rapes

>>1863097
there's also a world where TYLOO makes it to top 16 in Cologne and so they get an auto invite to Chengdu meaning FLYQUEST gets there through Asia thank you CHINKIES

denmark?

>>1863104
took nuke for granted
won't happen again
sorry

>>1863097
This feature is retarded, just looking at this and its major invite predictions is enough to tell

tyloo just needs to replace attacker and they're really good

lol so many international teams going to a uk lan to at best win $400 per player
vrs is fucked

>>1863124
how is that a bad thing?

https://www.twitch.tv/dima_wallhacks/clip/HealthyCrazyPeanutOSkomodo-HZY2TZedFjeBoZuD
>vac isn't goo-

>stavn choking again
who could've predicted this

>>1863128
because it's a financial loss even if they win? it means as a team you need an org that can finance you flying around to a bunch of garbage lans.

>>1863129
never liked this moron, would rather choke on a bbc than watch his streams

>>1863134
same but without the choking on a bbc part
all cs streamers are horrible the only exception being our guy

if devve gets the mvp is he the goat again?

>>1863133
and if the prize was higher someone would still have to pay for tickets if you didn't win

>>1863136
is there an mvp? the top team was 9th preevent

>>1863139
hltv is covering the event like they will give mvp

>>1863139
There is

>>1863141
please learn english
but funspark ulti 2020 was the worst mvp-ed event I can remember, and that had top 5 vp at it. there's an actual criteria to do with the ranking of attending teams, it's not just discretionary

>>1863146
hard to comprehend simple sentences?

>>1863146
>there's an actual criteria to do with the ranking of attending teams, it's not just discretionary
enlighten us

>>1863150
I can't remember, that's why I was asking
it might just be 2 top 10 teams, and that's how they squeaked it. I know it doesn't have to do with the prizepool

>>1863146
>there's an actual criteria to do with the ranking of attending teams, it's not just discretionary
and what's that criteria?

damn, Astralis is legit
this win is gonna give them a ton of VRS

>>1863159
they is losing tho

>>937353347
The girl with the butterfly is from the Vampire: the Masquerade (Second Edition) rulebook.

>>1863161
they're gonna win lilbro

>>1863166
thanks for sharing

>>937355113
Haha yep

sick clutch

>>1863145
>Heyyy Lasmus, my boi-ah! You wan go hang out aftah da match, okay? Huh huh??

>>1863169
>>1863166
are you retarded?

>spends 700 gold
>kills u with 1 click

okay get zhoking in next map

>>1863167
you were saying?

>If astralis wins
Tier 2 event
>If TYLOO wins
Tier 1 event

>lose own pick
>win astralis pick

de_cache is a complete dogshit map and people will cry their eyes out if it gets added
people have fond memories of it because of the plumber meta matches, but now with pixel-perfect utility usage, it's gonna be terrible

>>1863196
quad awp chads we reign

>>1863196
i have fond memories of it because i played on it you god damn fucking retarded autist who cares about the pro matches, did you ever play cs?

cache is just bad vertigo

she looks too old to be writing and drawing like that

>>1863196
idiot.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I have been respecting Asians more and more recently, whites on the other hand, less and less.

>>1863201
most likely russian, hence why she's not familiar with latin alphabet (check russian "b" on the poster).

jamyoung might be the 3rd best rifler after donk and kyousuke?

absolute state of that dad
that shit joke alone makes it tier3

>>1863211
lol shut the fuck up jesus christ

>>1863215
autism check

>>1863215
crashing out bcuz?

>>1863211
no but he's top 10.

is tyloo top 5?

>>1863225
Yes.

astralis is out of money you know.... game is sold?

>>1863230
holy copium

matchfix'd

is this their zontix

oh no no no

jamyoung aim is insane

astralis tier ??

AAHHAHAHAHHA YESSSSSSSSSS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sold game sold tournament

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

useless danes
allowing the covid spreaders to think they're good

>>1863247
HOLEEE COPE
SIT DOWN WH*TIE

>>1863211
You might be on to something

jamyoung rape continues

zzisters.....

staehr is losing them this trophy, what a choke to let that go to ot and losing it

>>1863260
yeah he's been bad every map so far

hltv is saying jamyoung is better than niko...

>>1863260
that chinese harassment did a number on him

electronicbros...

>>1863265
what's jamyoung rating against the top5?

>>1863269
here are the 2025 numbers so far

>>1863272
lol

>Cool Rap Music?
Playin'
>TYLOO?
Winnin'
>Wh*tes
Seething!

can tyloo turn off the cheats please? just so blatant

this is rigged somehow in an attempt to make cs more popular in china
t. knower

>>1863283
True. Best to invest in skins now, the chinese love that shit.

he just walked through smoke at the absolute optimal timing? wow he's so """"good"""

>>1863283
it's unironically true, the chinese market is the new eldoraldo, only 11 millions chinese users on steam, they can multiply this by 20 or more.

>>1863186
2 is all they get
hooxi gonna hoox all over them

>Redditxi already Malding
Oh no no no BWAAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

>>1863273
https://www.dust2.us/news/61833/breaking-multiple-na-players-hit-with-cheating-bans-on-faceit theres lots of these guys in na
eu too but theyre not getting caught as much

>>1863283
this
kennyS made the call

yeah it's fucking over. I knew it before it started by I still believed.

>>1863296
heard the podcast with moses, and ynk and he said CS streamers loved kennyS because he acts as a bridge to invite them in china to do showmatches and they're paid a shitload of money.

>>1863293
>eu too but theyre not getting caught as much
Do the NA guys really cheap out that much on their cheats?

dev1ce mogging hard

am i really supposed to believe this crowd is real? no way that random woman likes cs much less tyloo

>>1863303
Deal with it yt boy. The chinese are coming for your cs and your women.

>>1863303
they always zoom in on women

>>1863283
China just made it to Stage 3 of the Major. Why would they need to rig a tournament to make it more popular?

henryG paid by china

>>1863309
to give them a hltv mvp
jamyoung has silent aim on, you can see it

>>1863303
she's just advertising her Instagram acc

>>1863313
>you can see it
clear as day

boring ass map

-staehr
+blamef

walls + aimbot + radar
it's blatant

JAMYOUNG IS FUCKING CRAZY

>>1863329
Or maybe Astralis is losing fairly.

Cadian won

dayum son

ok give him his mvp, I wanted astralis to win but he's cracked

anti-train conspiracy is in full effect

it's time

astralis is so ass

nice whiff trashvice

man hooxi is trying, but he can't carry these bums

Get ready to learn Chinese, /magog/

pooXi go home

why was the spirit astralis game closer?

that was a stupid call to leave C4

TYLOO CHOKE NOW
NO EXPIRIENCE CLOSING BIG GAMES
BET YOUR HOUSE

>>1863353
because pgl isn't bookie-owned like fissure

oh nononono choke alert
Astralis takes ancient and mogs on train

whats next for astralis when they lose this?

>>1863362
top 4 cologne

allowing eco to plant means you lost the round

>>1863362
-device +Lucky

>>1863362
they take their #6 spot in VRS and just continue playing tournaments

zz
z

>>1863362
they're winning tho

>>1863344
is this nigga really chinese he looks korean

>43k viewers on kick
wtf

if china wins, cs is tainted

Booba

enjoying some nice watermelon ice cream right now

>vission
low IQ crowd

-hooxi
+gla1ve

chinks really traveled to serbia to watch them wtf

>>1863388
members of the communist party sent by china to assert their presence

I bow before the new CS overlords

jamyoung mostly gets frags like that where the opponents is looking elsewhere.

lucky.

TYLOO - Labubu
Astralis - Pazuzu

lol

well that sucked
gg

imagine astralis owner lmao your org has 0 money and your team can't even win this t3 tourney

T2 event

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383883/m80-vs-kolesie-fragadelphia-19
the REAL grandfinals

>>1863388
there is chinese community in serbia, although I don't know how big it is

Hooxicuck

>>1863388
many chinks are rich as fuck. specially those that are sent abroad to not get fucked by chinese study competition

Kassad WON
Chinkschizo WON
Denmark LOST
Australia LOST
/cs2g/ LOST

>>1863400
Astralis org still gets 120k from 2nd place

cheating vibes
unironically check him computer

>>1863396
failure

what the fuck is wrong with women

>>1863403
i don't think so
if there is one it's probably minimal, just Chinese working there, not really a community

>>1863407
/magog/ posters love /ourchinks/ thoughtever

bros Heccu is wearing the exact same clothes as yesterday
imagine the smell

>"HAHAHAHAAH get btfo KKKolonizers. Westerners are so weak and pathetic nowadays, too busy worrying about their pronouns and watching TikToks while we constantly focus on improving and surpassing our limits.

Zhonggua is here to dominate."

we did it comrades <3

>>1863010
>>1862980
Dead team
Dead meme

is hltv mvps ever rewarded on stage like this?

BRONZE mvp
as expected

not a big event, not T1

>>1863422
Only for the very important tournaments

series scoreboard
jamyoung was 1.6+ in all 3 games they won

>>1863422
this whole shit is to appeal to china, this is truly pathetic. not organic at all.

>>1863425
>Astralis
>fans

>>1863428
i guess it was so obvious he was the winner so they might as well give it to him on the stage

>>1863426
T2 event, stop milking this trash holy shit. cologne about to start

>>1863428
>this whole shit is to appeal to china, this is truly pathetic. not organic at all.

Coaches, plays, translates. What can't this zhokiNg guy do?

DANEDOGS SEETHING HAHAHAHAHA

>>1863434
least hardworking chinese cs player

at least we got some crowd for finals

you know the situation is hopeless when hooxi is the best player

>>1863426
you cant blame hooxi personal performance at least

Chinkfag redeemed himself against the Aussie nigger finally

>>1863402
get the fuck in here

What a strange top 10...

this pretty much was astralis' last chance to win an event right?

now that the dust has settled, what went so horribly wrong?

I think Tyloo in this form can beat beat mouz and spirit.
But hard to see JamYoung keeping this donk level giga performance up.

>>1863444
jks won 2 colognes back to back
chyna can only blatantly cheat in a bookie-sponsored tier3 tournament

>>1863448
w*men

>>1863447
there will be Fissure 2 later in the year i think

>>1863448
staehr was giga shit
he was their best player in astana

>>1863446
turns out hltv ranking is the only valid one

>>1863402
she cute

>>1863446
Where's NIP?

>>1863453
the retarded thing is that fissure 2 invites is based off ranking from before fissure 1
if too many teams go then tyloo won't even get invited lol

>>1863447
no, why? PGLs exist, Astralis do pretty good on those all things considered, they even got 3rd with LOLdian

>>1863459
#24

>>1863422
yea, it's not new, no need to even discuss who it would be in this case either

>>1863460
>if too many teams go then tyloo won't even get invited lol
Vitality and the rest of the ESL gang will decline for sure

how is he wrong?

>>1863450
Jks is literally 30 years old, even GuardiaN is more relevant than that depressed schizo

Is it safe to assume China winning their first international trophy in history of the game will skyrocket the skin market even higher than it is right now?

>>1863467
>>1863417
can you stop posting yourself already, moron?

>>1863467
chinese using leftard rethorics where they're the colonizers is very embarassing. also china will never dominate, this game requires too much teamplay, this is a white thing.

gg to Tyloo

LV coach nonchalantly saying it took only 2 hours to figure out Falcons's gameplan on nuke was still the best moment of Asian CS for me in 2025, maybe even CS as a whole

donkbros won, danedogs lost, stavn failed to contribute even a modicum of impact when it counted
all is right in the world

>>1863448
staehr ghosted hard, needed hooxi carry performance for their 1 map win and he even topfragged over 4 maps, that says it all

>>1863477
>flag

realistically, would any other team than vitality/mouz/spirit/falcons have beat tyloo?

>>1863487
aurora

>>1863487
mongolz

>>1863490
astralis is better

>>1863494
tyloo are 0% brain 100% shooting
astralis are 75% brain 25% shooting, meaning they are more vulnerable to pure shooting teams
aurora are 0% brain 100% shooting, meaning they have equal ground to tyloo
and comparing players:
XANTARES = JamYoung
woxic = Jee
Wicadia >>> Attacker
jottAAA >>> Moseyuh
MAJ3R <<< Mercury

>>1863496
they already beat aurora 3 months ago and they're better now and aurora is worse

>vitality continue their domination in less than a week
congrats to jameyoung on his bronze mvp I guess, but Godwoo is gonna take the ones that matter

>>1863507
holy aura

>>1863510
wonder what the team vibes are

>>1863510
AHAHHAHAHHAHAH YOOOOOOOOO TWISTZZ PUT DOWN DA BURGA BROTHA

he got both player and coach award for the tournament

>>1863514
Can't you see? Vibes are good

>>1863510
sad that they lost that game vs mouz where ultimate was mega lifegaming
i think he had like 160 adr before ot

it's fucking happening

>>1863530
???????????

chinese cs forums seems very high iq

>>1863539
>Prestige
>Wealth
Holy MOG, /magog/ would never

>>1863539
holy soul

>>1863534
what was unclear about the post?

>>1863539
46 pages lol

>>1863510
so what does twistzz eat in that korean bbq thing since he's a vegan?

>>1863550
Trannies semen in the back alley

>>1863550
fish

>>1863564
he's vegan, he can't eat fish or eggs

is playing faceit worth it over premier
i dont wanna reboot into w*ndows every time i play cs

lucky that tyloo had an ex-pro coach that could play the game. otherwise could've went out before jee arrived.

>>1863572
It is yeah, if you're able to climb a little bit.

rumours that jee skipped most of the tournament because he was still positive to drug tests.

>>1863572
if you are good and/or want to improve then definitely
if you want to chill more than tryhard play Competitive instead of Premier

>>1863573
>>1863577
calm the fuck down already autist

>>1863578
im not good but i do want to improve

>>1863577
jeez nuts

>>1863577
really?

You're laughing. A Valorant reject just won a MVP in cs2 and you're laughing.

>>1863587
>A Valorant reject just won a MVP in cs2
Thorin pretty much explained why (in recent Snake & Banter)

>>1863587
it's almost like valorant is harder since on top of having godlike aim you need to have godlike understanding of the characters

FOUND ONE
>>1863589

>>1863510
are the rumors true?

>>1863549
cute

threadly reminder
>shit movement
>baiter
>no scopes instead of quick scopes
>mvps and tops 1 as an awper
>ukrainian
>drunktard
>scammed his loyal fans with a course
>won a major because electronic sold his soul just to stop niko
>with him navi won a major after 5 years, without him in less than 1
>electronic i dont care that you are carrying this team, become an igl that i will order and wont obey
>b1t i dont care that you are a rising star, you will waste your best years being a fodder
For many, the undisputed goat

>>1863613
Factual post i fear

>>1863569
fish dont have souls its fine to eat them as a vegan

>>1862724
2 down, 1309 to go

>>1863593
'fraid so

>>1863593
The rumors that Twistzz will bench himself?

>>1863620
anything with a dna is alive and might have a soul, chud.

>>1863623
I like your passion anon

>>1863639
Studies have proven that fish don't and it's perfectly ethical to eat them.

>>1863642
we don't even know what the soul is so there can't be studies about it

>>1863642
SOURCE???????????????

>>1863646
Are you disputing the science chud?

>>1863648
Why do fags type like this?
Get your own personality.

>>1863652
>Get your own personality.
I already have multiple.

>>1863640
Thanks anon. I'm just a simple man trying to spread both the word of Liquid's downfall and the hate for these snakes.

>>1863653
Pretending to be mentally ill is the lamest forced 4chan personality.

>>1863656
Your taking this too seriously broski.

>>1863656
autist

>>1863657
>>1863658
Says the one desperate to fit in by pretending to be what you're not.

>>1863660
take your meds unc

>>1862947
Lol thanks anon for defending me against the autist

>>1863663
>tries to go for ironic posting again
Awww somebody is scared of being sincere.

He won. Australia lost

>>1863041
post the screenshots lilbro

>>1863666
>he
All Asians are female

>>1863666
>He won
that's not his name.

>>1863670
kek

>>1863665
Just as a reminder: this all started because I claimed fish don't have souls. There's no way you though I was being sincere in the first place.

>>1863196
>t. was holding A main from forklift and thought he was safe because it was smoked off but an autist like me pop flashed through the smoke, blinding and killing you with my mac 10 and then the guy holding mid

>>1863673
Just a reminder you're mad because you were called what you are.

>>1863675
What am I?

>>1863411
damn didn't know serbs were cucks

>>1863677
An insecure loser that acts obnoxious using safe 4chan terms for attention.

when was last time team won T1 event and their awper wasn't at least hltv EVP?
some Navi win?

>>1863522
His "lifegame" was hitting sitters from ticket throughout the match.

Reminder that this win is literally meaningless because it's played on an old patch where MP9 abusers got BTFO and CT are buffed to be equal with Ts.
Decent entertainment for what it's worth, but people are actually starting to believe that this was anything but a filler non-canon episode.

>>1863679
pic should be you right now, instead you choose to be angry.

>>1863680
Navi at EPL i think

>>1863683
See you try and keep at it but you know its true.

>>1863666
Australia is China, China is Australia. APAC won, danedogs and other misc nationalists lost.

>>1863685
I'm not the dude you were wasting your time with
just a reminder we're all smug frens

>>1863446
It's so grim seeing Mouz as the pretty undisputed #2 yet you just know they will never, ever, beat Vitality in a grand finals.

>>1863686
Fuck you chink, I hope you all die and all the houses you faggots bought flood back on the market

>>1863688
all they have to do is to work their train

>>1863684
Yeah but taking fluke team aside it happend in blast fall finals 2022 with heroic

>>1863687
>got BTFO so hard has to pretend to be someone else

>>1863691
I hate train, can't take it serious as a competitive map.
Didn't like it in CSGO and definitely hate it in CS2.

Instead Valve killed Anubis. I'm on the verge of sending them powder letters over this.

>>1863693
lol, the idea that it was a possible tactic was very funny

>>1863467
>>1863471
This whole entire post is straight out of some 4chan /int/ ironic baitpost. That poster is not Chinese

>>1863682
based & trvke

overpass map 4 @ fraga

Found you freak
>>>/g/105964108

>>1863750
Nerd working on his little gay website

>>1863581
alright bros finished one game, didn't do that good but it threw me in a level 7-9 game which i haven't played at in years. i think i did alright, had one good play on each side. with my sample size of one, this faceit game had an infinitely better environment: people used their mics and communicated their intentions, knew nades, etc. everyone was in a good mood but only because we were winning probably.

>>1863666
isn't that the mc from dandadan?

>>1863708
how did they change the smoke colors? cool af

>>1863750
lmao you are a redditor

TOTAL HEXT RAPE

Thoughts on the new map rotation for season 3?

I'm really disappointed in Valve adding back Overpass but not getting rid of Train. And to top things off they got rid off Anubis which was my personal favourite map.

>>1863753
Faceit is probably far superior to Premier but I can't deal with how overly sweaty people are to the point a single death sends teammates into a toxic rage spiral.
I also played my first Faceit match this weekend and the admin already had to intervene because 1 guy on enemy team was trolling + we had a teammate who was completely freaking out on voice chat because he got "baited".

>>1863690
I'm not a chink you stupid nig

No more brother wars - APAC is united

>I didn't shake with stavn only, because there's a background. During an online event, Zorte was left alone and almost won an unreal 1v3 clutch. And stavn texted: NT, when they were losing 3:9.
ruski retards are melting down because of THIS?

>>1863788
Russians are so paranoid they can't comprehend someone being simply upright and instead look for a potential ploy in literally anything.

>>1863788
>>1863790
atp this has to be intentional cover for astralis shitting the bed once again

>>>1863788(You)
>>>1863790
>atp this has to be intentional cover for astralis shitting the bed once again

>>1863794
this dysgenic ugly literal who has played 50% more majors than astralis over the last five years, and ∞% more playoff matches

>>1863788
>admitting to getting turbo rattled by an NT

Why are 'gogers so obsessed with male beauty? I fear we have a significant population of /hm/ posters here.

>>1863798
stavn: 4 majors played (+1 guaranteed)
s1ren: 3 majors played (gonna be kicked with ax1le before the year's end)

>>1863803
all europoors are inherently a little bit gay. its in the culture

>>1863788
where'd you get that from? that's so retarded I just can't take your word for it

>>1863813
https://escorenews.com/en/csgo/news/70499-hooxi-is-an-idiot-i-can-t-wait-to-play-against-them-betboom-players-on-their-beef-with-astralis

>>1863804
so if you ignore the last 2 years he's slightly better than......... s1ren
what an accomplishment

>>1863788
russians are chinese tier.

>>1863816
jabbi: 4 majors attended (+1 guaranteed)
magnojeZZ: 1 major attended (a couple dozen VRS points away from a pity stage 1 invite)

>>1863818
wow... magnojez the spirit academy washout...
do they have the phrase "damning with faint praise" in your native language

>>1863804
>(+1 guaranteed)
lol Dogstralis won't even beat B8 and make it to Cologne
getting cocky after 2 tournaments and winning 0 trophies, truly only Danes can do this

>>1863821
staehr: 1 major visited (+1 guaranteed)
artfr0st: 0 majors visited (coincidentally, also the amount of hair follicles left on his head)
>>1863822
>he doesn't know
lolol

>>1863827
0 danes in austin stage 3+playoffs (karrigan jerm)

L A K E
A
K
E

>>1863833
1 pure blooded Danegod on BLAST Austin Major stage
s1ren + boombl4 + zorte + magnojezz + ax1le = 0 on BLAST Austin Major stage

>>1863846
lake IS that nigga

I really love live webcam feed on everyone at all times, everyone should do that

m80 mateys...

how can you watch this stream the casters mic is constantly peaking

>>1863872
it's not over

>donk spotted in cologne with his new golddigger gf suns1de
What we thinking bros?
Based or cringe?

KEKED AGAIN SWISHBROS

>>1863881
he's getting height mogged by his own gf? you just know there's 50 dudes in her steam dms

>>1863881
she looks like a hot tall asian there but she's just a mid white
come on donk you're the best cs player ever we can do better

no fucking way they lose that

>>1863881
.

>NA CS
xdddd

g2 vs sen is going on and you're watching t85302453 tournament

jitu isnt playing rn and theres no team named sen so take your fucking meds

im literally watching both of those teams play right now on tariks stream

1863897
>This post is advertising or begging.

OH NO NO NO ECOOOOOOOO'D

who cares about some NA vs t3 eu players? we're watching /ourguy/ magixx

>>1863905
i dont speak rus so im not watching

>>1863905
Sorry, not trans.

>>1863890
She's cute but she swears too much

>>1863814
kek that's pathetic, I assumed they had said some actually mean things about their appearance or something, not shaking hands over this is 10x more bitchmade than the jloser situation

>>1863888
I have a fetish for those steppe eurasian girls.

>>1863881
>>1863888
>>1863890
>spamming hearts on each others steam profiles & in game spraying hearts while “e-dating” like gay retarded faggots on valorant
What the fuck is this gay shit
I’m literally a kissless virgin incel and even I think this is more humiliating & less faggier than being alone forever
Wtf is wrong with donk

>>1863916
love does that

>>1863916
type of shit i was doing when i was 13 in mmos with a girl that was most likely another dude

>>1863814
Great template, let's hope for some more drama in Cologne
Maybe /ourguy/ kyousuke can make some betas seethe with incompetent rage

>>1863916
they're in love and you're seething kek

if zywoo was doing that you wouldn't hear the end of it

>>1863916
incel moment

EUROPOORS? OVERPASS STATUS?

nikousukesy lost to 5 dogs including strogo, worrisome I must say as a fan

>>1863932
My GOAT would never

>>1863933
this niggas an actual gypsy kek

>M80 struggling against literal whos
Grim.

>>1863916
what's humiliating about spraying hearts for each other in game or posting a heart on someone's wall?
and it's not e-dating when they're clearly together in reality. what's wrong with you nigga?

>>1863944
>>1863929
>>1863923
>>1863918
cant wait for you braindead russian donk fanboys to cry and shit your pants when she's going to leave him and mindbreaks him

>>1863945
donk know 2d is better anyways

>>1863945
I'm a ZywOo fan
You're the one who is mindbroken

THIS CASTERS MIC IS SO FUCKIG BAD

>>1863945
that'd be sad. life is cruel.

>>1863953
not watching the stream just because of that, fucking retards can't test their shit at all

>>1863916
when i had a gf i refused to do that gay shit. she thought i didnt like her because i never liked her pictures, never greeted her with a kiss or handhold her in public. weeks later she broke up with me. so either donk is forced to do that gay shit or he is that kind of gay nigga to enjoy being gay in public.

>device gets woman'd
>falls off
>may0nesy gets woman'd
>falls off
>donk gets woman'd..?
noticers are noticing :)

>>1863931
now a real map is being played, how's it going NAbabs?

>>1863888
>she's just a mid white
>svetlana mevlid
kek

>>1863888
>barely 18
>massive tattoo
chance of being a whore: 99.99%

>>1863956
you didnt love her

>>1863981
i can't feel love. i'm empty inside

>>1863982
enough with the gay talk

>>1863956
he's the second type
kyousuke would never

gonna be interesting to see which players and teams get a renaissance with overpass in the map pool

BASED ON PEAK PERFORMANCE:
vitality
>extremely good map for mezii, very good for ropz, very bad for zywoo
mouz
>extremely good map for spinx and brollan, (possibly) good for torzsi
spirit
>(probably) one of donk's best maps, bad for shiro, zweih has had 1 official on it
faze
>good map for elige, frozen, and rain
falcons
>very good map for teses, (probably) good for niko, kyousuke has had 0 officials on it
astralis
>very good map for device, good for jabbi and staehr
furia
>very good map for yekindar, "fallen, stop blowing my mind!"
g2
>hunter's second weakest map (small sample size due to g2 perma ban though), bad for sunpayus. likely a perma ban again

honorable mentions
>very good map for jame

>m80 about to lose to t5 unsalaried poles on lan
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Soul

hext's fault

Everytime I think NA can't sink any lower, I'm proven wrong. NAbros hold me....

>>1864035
3d printed garbage, american excellence right here

>>1864040
trickledown from blast and pgl, 3d printed garbage had to be approved by yuros before it could make its way to local lans with $35k prizepools and "derpy diamond dudes" in attendance

>na lost 2 fragadelphias in a row
is it
over?

>>1864047
it's the best possible outcome
if vrs causes midtier eu teams to bootcamp in na, that's free reps for like $40k

>>1864050
we'd be better off if orgs based their teams on the east coast to scrim eu regularly on 90-100 ping, a more economical alternative to flying and bootcamping your team in europe

>>1864054
you can get the ping down to 20ms with starlink, and the business plans aren't that expensive

watchie
https://youtu.be/0_3wDpTFthQ

>>1864074
we are watching.

>>1864054
what orgs, what bootcamps
no one but m80 or col is springing for a team house

>>1864089
can't shaq buy his nrgers a beach house

tyloo should beat this (all teams were at fissure)

>>1863150
>>1863156
I guess I was mostly right (minimum 2 top 10 teams for eligibility) but some of it is made up as they go along

>>1864100
we finna see col rape on ovp fr

>>1864109
nikkas don't know bout jtpass

>>1864100
Virtus pro are total shit so it should be easy, the other two are still solid teams, anything can happen

>>1863986
Navi might be permabanning overpass too, makazze almost never played it and they've been experimenting with a 7 map pool anyway so they have some kind of a foundation game on all other maps, it could be an easy choice

Appetizer done, time for the entree.

>>1864115
ESL dicksucker

>>1864113
also same goes for Falcons with kyousuke, because they were banning anubis

>>1864115
still like a week before we see any of the teams that made changes
>>1864123
esl is reportedly trying to shit up cologne to make the saudi event look better

kek

how did jamyoung level up so much? what training has he been doing?

>>1864130
he's always been good retard

>>1864132
i was rewatching some rounds from IEM Sydney and i noticed an interesting detail
at 5:11, the round on nuke in which Zywoo clutched the 1v2 on lower site, Vitality wasn't even planning on buying at first
they all only started buying at the end of freezetime, like on 0:01 second
it was probably a split second tilt call or something like that, like fuck it we're not playing for overtime

>>1864132
i don't get it

fissure teams might be a bit screwed on overpass if they can't ban it

>>1864147
it's a little tactical dilemma, like the minute cryptic
someone posts a situation (for the cts here) that's impossible to win, and you posit the best way to inflict economic damage in a surely lost round

I am declaring Wilson our guy

>>1864123
???? nigga I just watch CS ion gaf bout no TO beef

>>1864153
oh, i assume the bottom two trade, the middle one pushes through the smoke just as the ct goes into church, knifes him and kills the last ct
>>1864168
he's always been our guy

>>1864253
Interesting. Now, can you solve this puzzle?

so many cheaters in this game it's truly disgusting
Valve does absolutely nothing, they're actually a disgusting company

>>1864168
Who tf is Wilson?

>>1864284
>Valve does absolutely nothing
There's like 4 guys working on CS2. If Valve don't have a designated AC team and those devs also have to do anticheat it's no wonder that nothing works.

>>1864296
I'm aware. It's pathetic.

>>1864284
theres an easy fix
stop playing the game retard

>>1864315
this is the best FPS game other then Quake 3 tho

>>1864317
its not best anything with cheaters

where does tyloo place in cologne?
i think quarters or semis.

>>1864319
every game has cheaters though

>>1864320
Semis is a bit high. They'll definitely make it out of stage 1 and depending on how the bracket in stage 2 works out I'd say quarters max.

never gamble if a chinese or russian team is involved
never gamble on tier 2, it's completely infested with match fixers

>>1864347
what a faggoty looking faggot. faggot

>>1864351
industry shill who will never even comment on the fact that the scene is entirely infested with cheaters

>>1864352
Yes but have you taken the time today to consider how good JKS is?

do you know why valve does the bare minimum to fight cheats? because they don't want their growth in china to be reduced

>>1864355
he'd be better if he used neverlose

Who is makazze, NAVI's new rising star?

>>1864366
brand value destroyer

Whats the AI post/bot spam ratio to human posts ratio where moot might go "lets do something about it"?

>>1864366
albanian excellence

>>1864376
is he a gypsy or something?

>>1864361
>neverlose
What the fuck is neverlose?

nahhhhhhh unc apex needs to carry zypoos aura too nah this is crazy

>>1864406
it fits him okay

>>1864406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFkHadvj4DI

>>1863933
this singular image has made me a makazze fan

>>1863933
why is he in romania?

>>1864415
crime

>>1864415
visiting his family to celebrate

>>1863933
big gypsy already has more avra than zypooz entire career keeeeeeeeeek

>>1864415
reselling the the navi PCs he stole

>>1864441
era > aura

s1mple>zypoo

27>21
2>1
4>3

straight sex>tranny posting

>>1864445
only csgo counts

>>1864444
neither has won a major against t1 opponents (ch0k0 doesn't count)

>>1864447
s1mple and zywoo saved cs by stopping shitters from winning majors and forever tainted it.

MongolZ's Super Weak Finals Run

https://youtu.be/vKaWq_gscck

>>1864452
zygawdbros...how are we going to defend this pic...........

These 2 niggas look like they're about to star in a banger gay porno movie
What would you be willing to do for 20 dollars ahh premise

he's thirsting after ugly russian kids again

>>1864450
why make this video when he would have never made such video if faze had reached the final?

winning cologne vibes

>>1864457
there's something in my lizard brain that goes "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" when i see people with a 50/50 gum-teeth ratio like him and prof

>>1864461
winning 40 dollars together vibes

>>1864461
>adult male
>wears shorts in public

>>1864452
borderline snu snu

based zywoo

>>1864452
negative aura

>>1864462
you mean striker? striker makes zywoo's gums look normal

>>1864464
trvke
i sweat my balls off in jeans in 32c heat because it's sigma

>>1864467
oh yeah, striker
true... sometimes all you see is gum

>>1864471
the sad part is when he sees himself smiling and then closes his mouth. zywoo would never.

how did kyousuke lose all his aura before he even played a single match for a tier 1 org

>>1864464
What country are you from where that’s a weird thing.

>>1864473
tick tock

>>1864476
>all the games happening at the same time
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

What's with all the gay posting?

>all 8 games at the same time
>all 8 games at the same time
>all 4 games at the same time
what the fuck? this is the most retarded thing i've ever seen.

>>1864484
i don't think this is real, probably just not decided who plays in what order yet

>>1864443
Calling 5 months an era is a bit much regardless of how impressive the streak is.

>>1864464
The problem is he's wearing very loose shorts and has very thin legs.

*breaks donks 1.70 record*

>>1864484
>>1864478
based retard

>>1864495
>hidden gem

>>1864458
where is this from

>>1864500
just pictures from falcons twitter

>>1864500
My sex tape with the 2

>>1864495
*finishes cologne with 500 adr*

>>1864500
thughunter.com

>>1864482
First time in magog?

>>1864507
people will likely make the mistake of underestimating gl and heroic because of their underwhelming results att anal fissure

>>1864504
*wins 3rd place match*
nice

Down to #27. I just know I'll be eating good on Wednesday.

>>1864504
nigga looks scared asl

>>1864531
naf and ultimate just suck so hard

>>1864496
you got baited

>>1864495
‘em on the ‘gog

didn't know m80's vice president was this based
https://x.com/emothug888/status/1947123904922730602

>>1864549
30 years old and typing like he's on 4chan publicly what a manchild

>>1864549
he's right. I'd probably be a draft dodger too ngl

>>1864549
Based he should call out s0mple next

>>1864537
>>1864572
>>1864579
kys CISsies

we're in here

https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel

>>1864435
not bad

>>1864461
>vape in hand
Yikes!!!

more happenings

>>1864620
Oh-Oh!

>>1864452
Bruh

>>1863933
I kinda hated on him at first but he just keeps doing based shit LoL

s1mple got a 3k he's back

check the script, mouz vs liquid

>>1864653
fuck off
no one cares they're testing something

>>1864549
me in matchmaking after a few drinks

>>1864656
sorry, i'll let you get back to the riveting posts about....
>faceit pugs
>judging how men look
>s1mple vs zywoo argument number 2359252354
maybe you could start a discussion on which team is reddit? we haven't had that one in a while

>>1864549
this would've been based if m80 weren't so trash

someone may enjoy a sneak peek of what cologne 2025 looks like

>>1864435
thanks for posting at least a bit of oc when everyone else is busy posting shitty screen caps and links nobody cares about
everyone else who's posted today can go suck a dick

>>1864673
It's not oc I stole it from Twitter which is where oc is created now, this site is just a content consumer site in these modern times