ERP edition

Last Thread: >>1865594
Last time on /ss13g/ - spazmmen on a spaz station:
>Local janitor tried to skip Snaxi. Snaxi responded by preventing the server from restarting
>Shitmins infighting (again)
>Tenkaichi tournament in spess

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLAHBexJxrE [Embed]
>/vg/station main site
https://ss13.moe/
>/vg/station wiki
https://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Main_Page
>New player guide
https://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
>BYOND client 516 download
https://game.ss13.moe/uploads/516.1662_byond.exe
>/vg/station and the test server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777
byond://ss13.moe:1337
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>/vg/station forum and logs
https://ss13.moe/forum/
https://game.ss13.moe/logs
>Map renders collection & media server
https://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/
https://ss13.moe/media/source/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>If you want to report a bug or an issue, go here
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues
>If you don't have (and don't want to make) a github account, use the Bug Report button in-game (upper right)
>Nostalgia
https://booru.space/
https://ss13.moe/index.php/bans


>OP Pastebin
https://pastebin.com/raw/PD2yJjXh

>4 fucking threads

Kill yourself nigga

>>1879211
>4 threads
Actually 2 of them hit the bump limit and the other one was a split thread from a month ago that hasn't slipped off the catalog because this board is really slow. You guys can use that one if you want, but don't bump this one so we don't end up in the same situation again.

Also, for future bakers: Wait until the thread reaches 200 or even 300 posts above the bump limit (500 replies).
>>1879212
You first, nigger.

>two admins resign at once
New trial admins soon? Who the hell is left who could even make for passable candidates? I can't think of a single player who could possibly-
*sounds of shattering glass*
>dankstar steps through a boken airlock, muscles rippling underneath his hitlerstache

Top ten juiced up waifus.
And the top ten juiced up husbandos.

>>1879252
i wonder if yvvel going against blonichu's decision had anything to do with him leaving
>passable candidates
mastercasual, _riekland, spacedgod

>>1879168 (OP)
>Tenkaichi tournament in spess
Can't wait to not join the tournament just like I don't join tourneys in DU.
I'm the worst at combat in both games. I'm not going to be filler to be eliminated first round just to complete a full tournament bracket.

>>1879307
Mastercasual is chill but defs not admin material. The other two are just objectively terrible picks.

>>1879379
same i don't want to get on some shitter's grudge list for wasting their time

what plague's the thread, friendly spacemen?

(you) or you doesn't work.

Just found out TG removed the bepis, the jokes really do write themselves

jobbies don't want you to know this but you literally don't have to do your job. you can just walk away and hang out in the bar or run around the halls and maints all shift. if you're not having fun with your job content just stop doing it.

bash cashe

>be me
>be bug
>nobody expects me to anything because im a bug
>get praise for doing the bare minimum because im a bug
i like being a bug

bug boyfriendz

>>1879650
i treat bugs like mercenaries and pay them to either fuck with people, steal shit, or bust up departments

>>1879607
even the warden?

>>1879514
no idea what powercreep it had but that name is funny shit and removing it makes it funnier
they must really hate fun over there

>>1880063
A good sec team never arrests and only kills desu.

>>1879307
>spacedgod
nah fuck off

>>1880187
kys luzha

>>1879379
>>1879411
Nobody is gonna grudge you in a tourney, if anything they like easy wins. I usually ignore tourneys but I always participate in team events. Even if your team loses you get runner up prize and an activity bonus

Discord trannies don't post in the thread. In fact the only people from the Discord who even play the game are the ones that rarely post there with a few exceptions (admins, exmins, and their kittens).

>>1880437
im a kitten>:3

>>1880443
Saying it ironically won't make it any less true!

how do you tackle and slap

>>1880483
Throw (R+LMB) on disarm intent (blue)
Left click on disarm intent while aiming for the head

>Logging in to ERP isn't playing
then i guess im not a player...

>>1880587
>securitymain humor

>>1880591
thats securityGOD for you :^)

I made it to the base now what

skeleton steve

I hope nobody posts power level lists like last thread.
I'm really nervous with the Tenkaichi coming up, because I haven't even unlocked Super Spaceman 1 yet...

KILL YVVEL

>>1880743
If you get the chaplain to use Unlock Potential on you you'll get a pretty decent boost in static BP you can convert into soul to help you get there spessman

kiss yvvel

I just missed the boss rush by 2 minutes it's so fucking over

>longest snaxi round

>12:16
>arrive to snaxi
>mob of 10 revs is waiting for me
>die at 12:18
good thing the c*der fixed midrounds amirite?

seriously, why hasnt this been reverted yet? why even run server polls if they're not going to listen to them?
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/37931

>>1881087
>the people have spoken
>coder dilation circle represents the people

> just had Schlomo have me arrested for cleaning up trash in cargo with telescience

What a faggot

>>1881179

>>1881179
yeah schlomo's a fa
>mechanic
nah ur a bigger fag

>>1881094
the people spoke when it was put to a poll and they spoke against this gay nigger change. collabs should respect that but they wont because they're all retarded fags
>>1881179
well the clown had unauthorized access to hydro for ages because schlomo was too busy chasing that dude

>>1881180
this image makes your dick twitch, huh anon?

>>1881193
Not him but...uhh...just a little

>>1880716
skeletroon sneed

>>1881193
is there a slop of every static yet?

>>1881219
I'll slop some statics who do you want to see

>>1881220
Do something with tug assaulting sec or a head of command

>>1881220
Shae Crimson being crushed by a vending machine please

>>1881221

>>1881226
Perfection

>>1881222
nothing comes to mind when I picture shae other than red hair, should I just make her an assistant with glubs and a toolbox?

>>1881226
That's not what tug looks like at all.

>>1881252
No, that's not what he looks like either. He's pink with a pointy head. He doesn't have hair. The yellow gloves are right, but usually I see him in a grey jumpsuit or the mechanic's coveralls.

>>1881269
That doesn't look anything like what I described. Are you even reading what I'm saying?

>>1881269
aw sonuvabitch

>>1880603
Sorry I didn't hop on DU today to help. It's just a place I decorated to hang out for us for now. They readded stun turrets so I might start placing those around important bases if needed but we need to get unstealable keys to not get targeted ourselves

in all my years on this server i never made a single out of game friend. it's really a terrible hobby.

if instead of roleplaying as a space amazon warehouse wagies we just dicked around in random discord servers for an equivalent amount of time, we would make 100x more friends per minute spent. food for thought.

>it's a chiati in chemistry episode

>>1881365
who??

>>1881359
Sounds like a you problem anon, I spent a decade on /vg/ server and still have a main non-spess discord I have close knit friends with. Sure only one of my many discords matter but I have the one out of sheer luck, sometimes you meet the right people

>>1881193

i've never seen a biblically accurate vaspy

>>1881426
>puts junkie whore in her place and dabs on her so hard that she has a moment of clarity and tries to end her worthless hedonistic roastie life
you gonna look me in the eye and tell me this man isn't absolutely based for this one?

>>1881483
you just can't make this shit up

>>1881493
>also reminds pooner she wnbam by knocking her up
king shit

>Went to /vg/ station and it was completely empty
>Total black-out.
>Manage to get it up and running again.
As a noob I'm actually kinda proud of that

>>1881518
>do this
>go out into space to hunt stuff to salvage
>die in literally the first room of the casino
ah...to be new again...

>>1881523
I almost got jumped by some headcrabs running loose in the kitchen when I went for some food, but I was able to Gordon Freeman them with my crowbar.

>>1881359
you dont wanna make spess friends, i regret all the ones i made

the cashening

>>1881573
>you dont wanna make spess friends
how are DU friends?

>>1881600
what is DU?

Make the unslippable SWAT boots accessible in a crate or something. Even if it's a contraband cargo crate or the trader's sec crate, that's good enough. Yesterday I saw Bomber own the entire station with just a water spray.

>>1879307
>Yvvel leaving yet another community
He was a cancer in the tf2 /v/an group

>>1881683
yvvel isnt leaving. im pretty sure its just blonichu resigning

vasby cinematic universe

>>1881665
just get magboots and some zine

>>1881704
>Just do 3 hours of chemistry and attain synaptizine
>We're only going to balance the game with nerfs. Our policy here at /vg/station is no buffs allowed!

>>1881736
TG also has grudgecode nerfs

>>1881736
lmao retard he meant raid EVA for boots and buy a can of cocaine
kys

>>1881781
then why didnt he say that?
>cocaine
breaking into chemistry or begging medbay is probably more efficient than finding the right vending machine and paying a million credits for 5 units of cocaine

https://vocaroo.com/15NizV6nP4qk

>>1881833
sauce for the post?

>>1881736
>Just do 3 hours of chemistry and attain synaptizine
1. "zine" is not synaptzine, when people say zine they only mean one thing.
2. it shouldn't take you 3 hours to make a few zine pills
You are retarded

>>1881736
french hands typed this

>>1881819
It's 50 bucks for a jumbo can of coke with hyperzine in it.
Or you can get bear arms beer from the beer vendor. Both cost less than 100 credits. Plus you can fight waterspray with the easiest method ever. That anyone has access to.
It's called walk intent.

>>1881736
this is the post of all times

>not preemptively disabled gravity roundstart so you can't get slipped
it's like you guys aren't even trying

>>1881819
>magboots and zine
he did you're just a retard and should kys instead of playing here

>>1881665
yea but you can already get noslips from cargo it's called the tractor

>>1881972
how will i get some gravity training in before the tenkaichu if gravity is off?

>>1881600
They're black. I made a few DU friends but they're a close knit circle and I don't know them too well. Occasionally post some pokemon memes because I know the server owner likes it

>>1881665
>>1881736
TG tourist I take it?

>>1881961
if you walk the greyshitter can fire tasers. your best powergaming bet is a janicart/secway/tractor
>>1881704
>>1881781
>>1881979
>magboots and zine
literally the most retarded thing ive heard all day

>>1882006
Refute it. Why not magboots and easily purchased zine?
Also if you're actively chasing someone who's doing this you should be using a shield.
>B-But those are in the armory
Roman shield at the theater for a silver coin
Buckler made of only wood planks.
Any of the other shields in the theater vendor.

what do shields even do

>>1882134
Chance to block projectiles + Chance to stop someone from touching you in melee. Best on station are the riot shields. But even the theater ones are okay.

>>1882134
In DU shields are usually more resistant to ki attacks such as if you get beamlocked or someone is trying some stun + ki followup on you. Scales off your energy cap mod and drains energy instead of health so can sometimes be used in clutch when low health but you have a ton of energy left
>>1882140
I think riot and energy shields are 3x better than cheap shields right?

>>1881087
I assume it's just because they haven't gotten around to it.

>>1882134
Each has an individual chance to block a hit. It was nerfed a long time ago so that bolas can ignore it to make the bola have a more useful niche.

>tfw I got banned from SPLURT over calling a traitor a retard
>this was the last of the populated servers I could actually play in (not counting CM)
darn it, I wish there was a furfag server with more lax moderation, those are the only servers that are populated nowadays

>>1882233
#secmainmoment

>>1882128
>Refute it
+30% bleeding
>Buckler made of only wood planks.
>Any of the shields in the theater vendor.
how is this easier than asking someone to open the armory?

>>1882233
just play CM

>>1882233
I wish he would go back to sonic. He inspired me to give one of the things I sprited for DU a big ass

Free secmain

I can't wait another 6 months to play aga- with him again.

>>1882233
>furfag server with more lax moderation
no such thing
furfags are notorious for being stuck up jannies and whiners

>>1882324
its the rules autism, same thing with autistic trannies and stuff

>>1882134

So how does hellburns work? I've been trying for a few days now, but even with all the yt videos I still can't get it right

>>1882140
You can also blacksmith and leathercraft for the tower shield

readd poo

I don't love SS13 anymore

why do people hate snaxi so much? is it because it's july?

>>1882396
Such cases.

>kavlax
>answering ahelps
pick 1

>[21:19:59]ADMIN: HELP: Archinist/(Gulstaff the Destroyer) <span title='wizard'>(A)</span>: can wizards use mech guns if they buy the no guns perk? - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.
>[21:20:23]ADMIN: PM: Kromkar/(Denholm Reynholm)->Archinist/(Gulstaff the Destroyer) <span title='wizard'>(A)</span>: Don't be a mech wizard also thats insanely gay
>[21:21:02]ADMIN: PM: Archinist/(Gulstaff the Destroyer) <span title='wizard'>(A)</span>->Kromkar/(Denholm Reynholm): Are you ordering that? I don't see where mech wizards aren't allowed and its kinda dumb to just ban something from happening in the round when all the wizards are g oing to murderbone anyway

>>1882617
kwab

>>1882617
based retard

>>1882617
>thinks gay means ban on very gay station
el oh el

archinist isnt necessarily a shitter

>Collectable fumo dolls.
>Collectable lunchboxes.
>Collectable switchtools (they still cost $100 and 99% of them are useless).
Can we ban funko pop owners from the repo already?

>>1882749
the lunchboxes are for handing out lunch to crewmembers not actually collecting them

>>1882749
collectable popcorn buckets when?

>>1882750
i thought it was very sweet when the chef gave me a lunchbox for my department. they're fun when they get used

>>1882730
>
[23:29:27]ADMIN: HELP: Archinist/(Kaitlin McShain): ok fair enough smokey is on the manifest... wonder why the HOS reacts so weakly to a nukie in a blood red, with a RPG and a combat shotgun when he reacted to me with a phazon and no beacon so strongly - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.
he just wants to ride around in his beaconless mechas

>>1882750
You can make a lunchbox using one iron slab. Who are you trying to fool exactly?

>>1882768
>slabs
>not sheets

>>1882768
yah but the reskins are neat

>>1882762
HoS destroyed his phazon in just a few seconds by walking up to it and firing his egun. Not sure why he was so concerned about the beacon.

>>1882784
I think the logic was that there was an RD and an HoS, and so if there wasn't a beacon in there, it would be defying the rules of mechs with two heads of staff.

>roll nukie
>pick rpg nukie
>plan is going perfectly
>get jumpscared by a mech and fire the rpg
rpgs really hurt

wasn't archinist a retarded powergamer extraordinaire some years ago
I guess she's back now

>>1882950
he just likes to make mechs and then does nothing with them. when i play scientist mechs are the last item on my list of priorities, but im not going to shit on a roboticist for building them

in general he's an otherwise harmless autist IC. if admins werent always ironic in ahelps they could tell him to be less of a sperg OOC

Whitaker Evans is back...

>>1883059
not until fallout 5 comes out he isnt

>>1883087
can anyone explain this ban
i liked realb

>>1883089
He was shitposting in the /vg/ ss13 thread right before it died and, even worse than that, taking credit for it and encouraging other people to join him in blackstone's discord.

>>1883103
damn so realb was realbad

>>1883087
Whitaker Evans is Archinist

>>1882975
dude the admin irony is PAINFUL, just offer straightforward feedback and explain things.

There are several admins that will get mad at you for asking them questions, it's not fun.

V2 of the telecommunications control manual, check it out in your library today for instant, absolute power over the communications system!

>>1883241
Why did mister Wallace write his name inside but not on the cover

also I will say, I've noticed that players lately will see another player that is more kitted out than them, and will do everything in their power to rip away the other player's power, Schlomo does this, Shae Crimson does it, and certain departments will gang up when a spark is lit around it.

pretty weird pattern, just make yourself more powerful noob

>>1883244
he operates on the assumption that the entire crew are busy running around dealing with shit, and can easily be fooled by simple appearances, the ex the /weather command in this script

Wallace at his core is an overly cocky information communications expert

>>1883249
the redemption arc for him is in his desire to spread the knowledge to the crew to give them greater control, he genuinely wants them to succeed

>>1883246
I've had several rounds with Schlomo shutting down my fun, around things that are minor inconveniences that could be resolved with a quick conversation, at this rate, I'm just going to shut him down as hard as I can until he chills out

i like slowmo

>>1883246
>just make yourself more powerful noob
I can't access the station's Hyperbolic Time Chamber because the gateway is closed and there is no vault spawn for it

Now I want to see an actual DU x SS13 crossover game

*sigh* somehow kino returned

>>1883554
who's in the background

>>1883554
i wish kino would return

>>1883566
amongus

Anyone going to host a server? Would be poggy

>>1883246
When I got arrested last night for clowning hard I was worried as hell that security would steal my bananium. Really glad they didn't go overboard and steal it
>>1883531
just wait until you see the station announcement that the time chamber has been opened. You get 60 seconds to tailgate them in, and if you use a tele watch or the hand tele you can put a beacon nearby to get there faster
>>1883574
Sure what year of Dragon Universe do you want me to host?

>>1883574
I drink lots of pepto bismol and it turns my cum pink

>>1883638
well then stop drinking so much of it

>>1883682
no its aesthetic

pepto bismol does not make your cum pink

>>1883882
it does in low gravity environments

>>1883937
i don't think that's true, and why would it even be in her mouth?

>>1883089
>play trader and xenoarchaeologist
>never actually sell anything or analyze artifacts
>just spend 10-20 minutes getting decent gear and then comes back to the station to larp as a greyshit
his static was way worse than fodoro riker. most people didnt notice at the time because they were busy obsessing over secmain

WEH

what is WEH?

HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT
I just rolled wizard... right? I am going to buy BLINK, GREASE, and FIRE RING! ARENT I EPIC? THIS IS SO FRICKING COOL IM GOING TO GET A BIG HI SCORE AND THEN ALL MY SISTERS IN THE DISCORD WILL BE LIKE YASSSS! YES I DID IT THE ROUND ENDED IN 20 MINUTES IM A GOD. Oh boy, cant wait for the next one. HUH?! IM NOT A WIZARD? IM NOT A TRAITOR? IM NOT A VAMPIRE? NOT EVEN A FUCKING LING? WAHT IS THIS GAY NIGGER SHIT? ROLEPLAY? JOB MECHANICS? FUCK THIS SHIT *suicide

>>1884139
I say this

if JOEY FUCKING GOURD was wizard none of this would have happened

>August
Snow ARYANS, the swarthy ahh haters win yet again. We're back to ZAS, internals, and annoying firelocks

free secmain she did nothing wrong

>>1883103
>even worse than that, taking credit for it and encouraging other people to join him in blackstone's discord.
based

>>1884591
...said secmain

WEH :P

>get home from work
>not enough people online to even warrant some small talk
>not enough time to engage in autism projects
I suppose my spess adventures will have to wait until the weekend... :(

>>1884830
>not enough people online to even warrant some small talk
just dm your friends on discord

>>1884830
eurobros we suffer

>>1884830
>>1884952
euroGODS play life on hard mode while the burger trannies get that shit on easy. such is life

https://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&p=47467
What does the /vm/ thread think of this ban request

>>1885324
Why do you want to know?

>>1885414
Because I can't think for myself and need someone to tell me

>>1885324
a lot of people are interested in it!

>>1884992
Nah, it's no problem playing as a european.
I get three weeks off at a time when off the oil rig, that's plenty of time and freedom to turn my sleep schedule upside down.

https://voca.ro/128Eva5Uge2w

>>1885324
The subverting the AI as a greyshitter is pretty bad but I wouldn't say it's banworthy on its own, neither is lubing up the brig.
It's the combination of one-humaning and lubing brig thus making oneself valid while there's an AI that only has to protect the one human (and end up de-facto purged if said human dies) while a vampire is running loose racking up kills and collecting thralls that makes this entire situation egregious. That's a fairly large amount of greyshittery for one person in one round, and I think doing something that could result in a purged AI is essentially self-antagging itself since that person created a situation where the AI is free to kill everyone or whatever. Whoever in the forum thread said it was like Leon's situation is correct - chain slipping the captain wouldn't be banworthy normally despite being shitter behavior, but when doing so helps an antag then it's basically self-antagging, especially if said person has a history of such offenses. This whole ordeal just created a situation for security that gave the antag a huge advantage while there was no good IC reason for it other than being a greytider.
I think greytiding can be a good thing for slow rounds because it creates situations when there wouldn't normally be any but doing it to this extent when there's already a confirmed active antag is overdoing it. An assistant job ban that lasts for a couple of weeks or so would be fair.

>>1885324
Grayshit self-antagging to the point of griff, especially given the context of the round. Probably not worth a general but a week or two vacation from assistant might be merited.

>>1885497
>oil rig posting
what year is it?

>>1884952
>>1884992
I'm not even a Eurobro. I just work overnights.

>CE kills my mining friend and stuns me but lets me live
>go revive my goliath buddy
>put him in the pokeball
>throw it at the CE
>it stuns him a bunch and then he gets tabled to death
i love my goliath friend

>>1882474
based

Quick advice for resource jobs like engineering, mining, and botany. It's often better to put out your basics before going all in autism max. Plant some normal carrots before you complete your omniplant of 23 harvest, make sure the SMESes are putting out power before your autism engine, and bring back some usable ores before taking the time to mine the whole asteroid. Nobody likes waiting an hour to do a ten minute job

if an antag pays trader in cold, hard cash - the trader should be free to set up a kill. chain stunning, holding down, whatever. As long as antag delivers the killing blow.
But that is ONLY as a trader without an implant. Anything for money.

since when is this a thing?

>pass out early coz too tired
>wake up late enough to catch only the end of a 30 pop round
>everyone leaves right after
yurokeks...

>>1886830
Happened at least a few times now; he mostly just uses it to execute assistants. Kind of weird, but have seen other heads roll traitor too, like CE.

>>1886841
They've rigged the system for bomber so he gets tator every round

>>1886843
>>1886841
I meant greytiding xenos

>>1886892
i doubt it even worked as intended. i wonder if you can greytide borers though since borers can still become sleeper agents

>>1882473
People are used to the hassles of spess like venting, zas, internals, etc. Snaxi, however, asks you to adapt to an entirely new situation and spergs don't like things that are new or different.

For some reason the same spergs who bitch about Snaxi are obsessed with pointless gimmick maps like Asteroid and Defficiency.

>>1879252
>two admins resign at once
Don't forget the admin they deadminned for out of game "drama" with no relation to anything on server

>>1882473
What I dislike about it is that it feels rather empty unless you get into high pop due to how distributed the station is. Ontop of that several departments are setup poorly or are missing some equipment. Finally, the map is poorly optimized because the game just lags out for 3 seconds whenever you transition to the outside.

>>1886978
Works on my machine

>>1886892
could be that he respawned as an xeno larva later into the round and his human body before was the greytided one. Just a ckey attachment issue

>>1881359
If the thread doesn't make it obvious this isn't a casual game you can dip in and out of. This is an incestuous glorified chat room with a small core of hyper autists that have been playing the same game for years with the same people, and when not in a game spending all day on forums or Steam or Discord or whatever fotd(ecade) chat engine will take over next. It's not even friendship at this point, it's a job, and if you don't stay up to date with all the autistic drama you'll simply be an outsider and never meaningfully interacted with in game, since everyone recognizes everyone else now.

>>1887101
I've been playing this game for years and I haven't once used the discord or any other platform other than the thread to engage with other players outside the game

>>1887101
i dont know why self proclaimed autists use discord (normie-est site on the internet) over steam (service for gaymers)

>>1879607
I did this once and got yelled at for an hour

>2 online

>>1882233
SPLURT is literally the server where you go after being banned from servers with quality control
You are ngmi

Post some of your old spess stories.
You DO have at least one, right?
>>1882233
I've thought about hosting a "/vg/ with furries" server, but I'm afraid it'll attract the wrong kind of crowd. You know how most furries are. That, and I can't be assed to learn DM, code in the races, and add relevant sprites.

>>1887638
this bus seems like too much effort. ill just spawn wizards/catbeasts and throw a few rods at the station! hell maybe after the rounds gets gunked up ill summon an ert with a quirky name

>>1887260
Almost nobody is online on /vg/ during european time.

>>1886932
>>1887086
>[00:47:19]ADMINWARN: <span class="admin"><span class="prefix">ADMIN LOG:</span> <span class="message">Gekresonn/(alien larva (825)) <span title='alien and Greytider'>(A)</span> is now Greytider. <A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservecoodjump=1;X=242;Y=295;Z=1'>Head of Security's Office - 242,295,1</a></span></span>
the downside is communication or something

who was in the wrong here

>>1888134
>Screams and shits his pants because he got borged
>Gets siliconbanned instead of clownbanned

Wow, great """punishment""". Anyway it's the god-given right of science and medbay to mutilate/borg repeat offenders if sec is either unwilling or incapable of doing their fucking job.

>>1888041
>>1886932
You can even cultify an xeno, they get their own color blood for runes. I got lucky by converting a queen once as a round was ending, so it didn't go anywhere but it was cool it happened

From last night

>>1887848
Sounds like a euro problem, I died last night in a vault but my rescuers lost my location because I went from z4 to z2 but I tried to populate

>>1887260
I might try and find some time to play tomorrow at the same time, for you, anon.

Is anyone going for first super saiyan or are you playing a chad alien race instead?

>>1885612
purging the AI as a non antag is RNG. If the AI does something you're responsible, if the AI doesn't then you're scott free

Nervqueer sisters we are SO BACK, she's hopping on for the tourney tomorrow!!!

>>1888843
i'm going human

>>1888910
i'm skipping tomorrow because i know i won't get anywhere in the budokai

should i enter the tournament anons? ive dodged like 8 closeish range tasers in a row before and im chuunipilled

>>1888843
Someone just got it, he upped the gains and the average BP about doubled and then people started ascending. Some races that ascend early like aliens and humans are about to be whoopass for a bit
>>1888978
Nice, they have a higher bonus from having older characters than other races and get buffs on stuff like solar flare

>>1888997
No, the Gourd needs an audience to cheer for him, not weak opponents to crush.

>>1889018
i am not going to play to cheer or be crushed
i'll just check the discord on monday

>>1889033
The protagonist of /vg/station claims another.

Does anybody have a picture of that adminbus forever ago where some admin made a bunch of spessmen ssj3, and there were dragonballs and shenron in medbay lobby

>it's been almost a decade since I got banned from paradise
>and the incident was after I was unbanned from a previous year long ban from me noobing it up
maybe I should make an appeal
>>1888910
that name sounds familiar, is he involved with skyrat?

>>1889102
maybe you should get a job

>>1888534
Cool, I don't remember asking.

>saturday
>7pm
>9 players
what happed veegeebros

>>1889142
They're prepping for the tournament.

>>1889148
by doing what, reading the latest pull requests?
it's not tg, i can't imagine anyone caring solely about clicking sprites as much as those fags do

nervere gas

>>1889142
I work late on Saturdays but I'm free for DU on Sundays and Mondays

>>1889180
sorry anon i will play with you if they ever make a fun naruto game like DU

leon is unbanned
my vote is for cashe to win the tournament

>TG adds a new powergaming rule to prevent prepping gear
>Admins keep powergaming and banning people for killing them

Wow great server.

>>1889282
imagine having such a shitty playerbase that you need an explicit "no powergaming" rule

>>1889148
what tournament? how the hell can you make a tournament out of game like ss13?

>>1889295
discord clique competition of who's the tgest player

>>1889320
>gay discord circlejerk event endorsed by admins
it's an event not meant for me, then.
oh well. enjoy joey gourd vs tug or whatever

>>1889282
TG has been shit for years now but it's crazy how quickly the admins went off the deep end and made everything so much worse after they switched hosts

>>1888463
destroyed by my own hubris

>>1889527
what have the admins done recently?

>>1888134
can we all agree that Notaspider sucks massive cocks?
>le quirky bug shitter static
>refuses to put down signs as a janny on purpose
>his gimmick is that he says cope all the time
>then goes on the forums to criticize others
HOW can he be such a massive faggot?

>>1889633
notaspider hands typed this

The only good VG player

>>1889253
I can see it now
>squares up
>immediately falls to the ground
>opponent feels too bad for her to kill her
>tug stomps her head until she stops moving in the final bout