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just give it to them already... edition
Sad for /ourheavyguy/, huNter, guatemalan NiKo
Happy for Yeki in his redemption arc, The Professor and mologod
>>1880613 (OP)ydkb
spirit wins inna finals, book it
>forcing the le good goy hohol`vi globohomo vs le evil commie russians meme matchup
It was a good scrap and after sAw puts hunter in line and kicks sunpayus we will start to win
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threadly reminder
>shit movement
>baiter
>no scopes instead of quick scopes
>mvps and tops 1 as an awper
>ukrainian
>drunktard
>scammed his loyal fans with a self dick sucking course
>won a major because electronic sold his soul just to stop niko
>with him navi won a major after 5 years, without him in less than 1
>currently playing for a tier 9 team
>electronic i dont care that you are carrying this team, become an igl that i will order and wont obey
>b1t i dont care that you are a rising star, you will waste your best years being a fodder
>>1880622Praying for Vitality vs NAVI finals
Spirit should never win a tournament again until they get decent players to actually help donk.
>>1880626>implying navi are beating mongolz
>>1880626>random GOATkrainian hate >lil ziggie dindu nuffin
>>1880629you're more of a s1mplebro than the actual s1mplebros, keep on keeping his name alive
>>1880630but they're shit because helping donk is all they do.
I don't think it has ever been this easy to point out the problem.
>>1880639obviously
fallen needs to go
imagine your ancestors picked the wrong america and you ended up brazilian
>>1880639KCERATO got a 1.90 rating on d2, he plays A site on inferno and FURIA rarely plays aggressive there.
>>1880640source?
they need time tho
>>1880639>I don't think it has ever been this easy to point out the problem.brazilians?
>>1880639confirmed brazilians are trash
>>1880639Brazilians are the best support players confirmed.
>>1880659guess portuguese speakers are their kryptonite
>>1880664>zont1x>40 year old>pedo uncle>140cm goblin>fattie 2>god of onionswhat a team
>>1880664hally hitting the "dad in family portrait" pose
>>1880669Shut it manletsnake
>>1880669this + why are they wearing shoes indoors?
>>1880664Russian single father with his five sons
>>1880672zontix looks like he has manlet shoes, this is why he looks so depressed? actually ashamed of being a manlet?
>>1880639brazilians are good support cuckolds for superior europeans
>>1880677being a manlet doesn't really matter in his case since he has yellow fever and is 10cm taller than asian men anyway
funny how these irrelevant shitters trash talk brazilians when brazilians have 2 majors (1 of them cologne) 1 cologne and 1 blast under their belts. you can only shit on them if you are danish, swedish, russian or french.
>>1880684raped by saw twice
quick brazilian nobel prize count check?
>>1880688One
>Peter Medawar, who received the 1960 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine, was born in Brazil but renounced his Brazilian citizenship at a young age KEK
Zero, then.
>>1880684it's literally a downie from /int/ spamming here since the end of last thread, no one really cares about Brazilians one way or the other in 2025 (except some burgers i noticed seething here from time to time), they have a healthy scene but lack stars to truly break into tier 1 again
>>1880693>they have a healthy sceneBrapzil cope, having 10 morbillion DEI spots and never going out of groups without cannibalism isn't a healthy scene
>>1880684nigga y'all haven't won anything after the plumber era
>>1880693he genuinely has autism
what alerted him to the thread was hueposting during our falcons hate watch (vs mibr) and he took it at face value
there are no brazilians here
what the fuck is this schizo posting
>>1880706there is one and he barely posts
Mongolia: 1 MVP
Brazil: 0 MVPs since 2018
vamoooooos gaules
>>1880715how the fuck does mongolia have an mvp? is it some frauded asian tournament?
>>1880718yalla compass 2024
>>1880718you better show some respect to the yalla compass goat right NOW and apologize.
>>1880682he has yellow fever because he's insecure.
>>1880724similar level to fissure i guess. maybe slightly worse.
Meanwhile, in Elisa Masters EsPOO 2023, the only tournament Brazil won in 5 years...
>>1880704everyone hates monkeys here newfag
>>1880736yes we do, so go away
>>1880732Yeah but MongolZ won a car and TyPoo didn't, making YaLLa better
>>1880733kinda fraudalent to give mvp to him with only 1.24 rating and he didn't even do good in the finals
>>1880732considerably worse since all of those teams except maybe 2 were in dire shape at the time and they faced neither in the final
>>1880746what was the car worth?
>>1880748kscerato is a massive baiter, a brother to blameF, and he had a worse rating
HLTV's MVP page even says as much, outright saying that nawwk had a higher impact
>>1880729well, at least he doesn't externalize his manlet rage as much as manletsnake for example
>>1880759okay it's possible
giving mvp by total rating is also kind of dumb. like for example, getting 1.40 in a 13:11 game is 10 times more important than getting 1.70 in a 13:2 game.
>>1880669chunky 90s sneakers are back in style unc
>>1880767nta but i think the final should have a much bigger impact on the mvp consideration than it does
>>1880664they look like a couple of boys at the sleepover getting forced by a kids mom to take a pic together
where does magixx go?
i suggest bc.game.
what the fuck is 9k premier elo
you either get people who know every smoke/molly or literal bots that just picked up their mouse
>>1880767when it's 2-1 with a stomp I only check rating on the close maps
I think the hltv round swing thing or leetify rating are the ideal situation, shows who actually contributed to each round vs who stayed alive or farmed ecos
this is what karrigan calling does to a mf
>>1880781i'm around 15k and barely know any line-ups
i let the utilisissies handle that
>>1880791i know you can get high without knowing shit but the skill discrepancy is unreal
you should be able to see grenade trajectory in game and lineup camera to see where it goes (without seeing enemies and shit on that camera)
having to learn nades is so giga homo
>>1880792a lot of people just play competitive game modes because casual ones feel completely pointless
people seethe about my lack of util knowledge in cs and about my off-meta picks in overwatch. i'm just having fun
>>1880794i think it's meaningful component at the top levels because it's one of those relatively small details that's almost muscle memory that you'll fuck up in front of a crowd of 10k
esports would be really boring without any mistakes which is why i think most people dislike eras
>>1880803if he had done only 1.00 falcons would've been in the playoffs now
literally all his fault
>>1880803What you see is what you get
>>1880803what too much bussy does to a mf
Has anyone played the game since the new update?
How does this shit keep happening? Performance is noticably worse, none of the new animations I've seen to far are cool and community servers are way more broken than usual after an update.
>>1880803imagine the bettor's faces watching niko live on tv performing like karrigan. that bosnian nigga probably has many death threats right now
how do you fix complexity? (serious answers only)
>>1880822-nicx
-JT
+s1n
+JBa
>>1880823that's not a serious answer
really disappointed in you, bro
>>1880811Dude is 17 years old, quit it b.
>>188083018 (halfways to 19, birthday in january)
>>1880824i wouldn't hate them picking up s1n but if you're poaching m80 players, just get lake over jba too?
also, other than his once in a blue moon lifegames, cxzi is ass
>>1880836cxzi is better than nicx, and I consider removing jt a far higher priority
also JBa may be a free agent, I have no idea what's going on in Wildcard, they may implode soon, so Jason Lake won't have to pay as much, given that the org is already dirt poor
>>1880838alter... soll ich nett sein oder ehrlich sein?
>>1880822-jt, he's been with many iterations and never been able to break them through even when he had solid pieces like grim+elige+hallzerk
+steel for free agent or stanislaw for buyout
note that steel already igl'd cxzi and made him look like a player they'd want already
-nicx, he just can't perform even at floppy's old 1.00 vs top 5/10/20/30 level
+floppy for free agent or jba for buyout
they're operating on a tight budget still i'm pretty sure and couldnt even afford mithr to coach
also s1n is rumoured to be on his way out to BIG on a buyback clause (and is shit who hasn't done anything with m80)
>>1880847honest brudda alta manno
>>1880849es ist vorbei digga
>>1880822sell hallzerk ($300.000)
kick nicx
get Wolffe ($0)
get slump ($0)
get Kuben ($10)
>>1880850alltaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>sell hallzerk ($300.000)
>>1880853awpers suck ass, and hallzerk is one of the ones that suck the least, Jason can absolutely get a bag for him if G2, FaZe, GL, Liquid decide to pull the trigger
>>1880803>durr I can offload my effort now I got kyousuke!
>>1880853nta but what's wrong with that assertion?
>>1880853Unironically sell Hallzerk to G2
>>1880848also i know what steel's asking for salary and its barely more than min wage so col can afford him
>>1880861why did vitality even pick up this shitter baka...
is chopper really better than nafany?
>>1880861one bad game years ago on a team of uncs
did you lose a bet on this shit? lmao
>>1880873he wasnt a 0.85 bot though
>>1880876what year is it now nigga
>>1880879>>1880881just have go back to 2021 form
>>1880884launch another covid and you'll see XANTARES vs nafany in your Cologne grand finals
>>1880892funniest transfer on 2025
look guys we arent cheating
>>1880822with simplicity, +s1mple (rifler)
flusha is playing faceit with s1mple
Remembered while on toilet...watching IEM, saw chicken floating at stairs in apartments in Inferno.
Latest patch, Anons? Care to explain?
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/529853754800865283
ITS UP
>>1880997>Latest patch, Anons?Nope.
>>1880998>Fixed a case where movement button changes were ignored while adjusting view angles at very high frame ratesare gay bhops back?
>>1880998No VR? Shan't be playing. Just watching.
PavLover here.
>>1880861maybe the most retarded post itt
actually impressive
>>1881006made u seethe tho
>>1881008yeah if you pull a gun out and shoot yourself in the head in front of me I'm also gonna go "wtf why'd that happen, that was stupid"
bombs on minimap show up wrong, volvo plz
just had a round where bomb was shown mid-ct-side on d2 while it was short
the fuck
>>1881013>[ GAMEPLAY ]> Speculative fix for a rare case where the dropped bomb appears in the wrong locationI guess it was only speculation
bhopping is still fucked up
>>1881022i just tried it in game
magixx ratings vs mouz 2025:
>0.90
>0.83
>0.70
zweih
>0.99
>brazilian team makes the playoffs
>look inside
>actually just the two euros doing all the hard work
huh
thunderpick NA showing some kino fast paced clown fiesta CS
what would need to happen for you to like/support niko? for me is if he returns to any of his previous teams, signing up for falcons was a very greedy move ngl
>>1881079who's next up out of na that I haven't heard of
>>1881081go back to faze under karrigan
>>1881081be the one import in an NA or China team, that would be kino
>>1881133i would forgive niko if he did this yes
>>1881135Every star player should experience carrying an NA team.
>>1881135>NA or Chinawhat comes after this
australia
south africa
greenland
>>1881081change his mentality aint no one wanna watch a grown man bitch and cry at every tiny loss
https://nitter.poast.org/temperrr/status/1950358739854278850
Zased. Faze is never leaving cs
>>1881190>karrigan, 35, next year will have been competing professionally for 20 yearsbro karrigan is fucking thirty five
I'm gonna kms I'm old as fuckkkkkk
>>1881081carrying a balkan team to top 20
>>1881211niko hunter nexa doesn't count?
>>1881212Ok technically that should count, but i really meant a full roster
>>1880869no, but chopper is there to have at least one half serious looking person and someone experienced as the voice of authority within the team, nafany is similar to the rest of Spirit in that regard
>>1881217what fuckin 5/5 balkan lineup is he gonna join or form
there's bad full national rosters of serbs (partizan), romanians (nexus), bulgarians (500, but maybe they're not bulgarian now with hampus), there's zero tenacity matchfixing in t1000, a couple ex navi jr guys (incl. makazze), and then your remaining free agents are
>regali>hunter>nexa>adams>kyxsan>volt>cacanitohe could probably take hunter and kyxsan and 2 shitters to top 20, but that's the kind of stunt you pull before retiring, like jkaem or oskar
>>1881257oh and im
maybe they could be ok, carrying a shit awp
Now that we have nothing else to do for the next 3 days, time for a quick /fit/ check.
Post your height, weight and workout split: brosplit, PPL, upper/lower, front/back, fullbody or some other weird shit.
magixx
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>>1880664It's not the same without Big Rubles Boris.
magixx
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>>18813151,87m, 89kg, PPL
esl pls
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>mfw i notice the ropz webm is 1273 pixels wide
i sure love scaling inconsistently sized videos
it's up
https://youtu.be/p9ysDo7eW_E
me when people shill their "eceleb" in this thread
>>1881434Okay so they already got a massive Stake logo on the middle of the shirt making it look like that's the team name--do they really need another Stake logo on the shoulder?
>>1881150He moved a little just before shooting
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>>1881438apparently. i think it's redundancy. the front logo is not visible on mezii from his camera here, but 5 seconds earlier the front logo is clear on ropz from his camera. so depending on player/camera position you're probably getting at least one
either way it's a shame the skit was in these shirts, it really doesn't fit with the rest of the logos
>>1881315or you could talk about thje game you off topic retarded nigger
>>1881150i remade this so it's better quality and only has the s1mple whiffs, if you want
i might be able to make it even better
what for you are the most blatant giveaways youre facing cheaters? for me theyre
>perfect nades with no prior knowledge (im talking late into the round)
>always checking the right angle
>only run-peeking angles enemies are in, shifting everything else
>no smokes, flashes, just peeking right consistently
>consistent, insane timing
>irrational decisions (both playing A when you could be going B with bomb)
i realized i cant even tell if theyre aimbotting if its smooth as i faced two cheaters once but only could tell one for sure (the other just went blatant after i called their teammate out and one guy on our team started raging)
wtf is wrong with valve can these retards not test their games? do they even know how cs is supposed to be played?
>>1881474also if you cancel your reload by quick switching you cant shoot your gun until the first animation ends......what the fuck
FaZe is making roster changes before the next major
>>1881315awesome fucking picture bro, cheers from iraq
hahahaha good job valve keep fucking community servers up good job bro
>>1881492they'll never change karrigan or rain so it won't help.
>>1881537>rainHe's the first on the chopping block.
>>1881537>rainhe wants to retire within 1-2 years
alright
that hooxi skit actually made me lol in the end
too bad they didn't make playoffs
WHEN ARE THEY FIXING THE FUCKING FFA SERVERS HOW SHIT IS VALVE HOW CAN YOU RELEASE UPDATES THAT FUCK UP THE ANIMATIONS BHOP STRAFES AND THE SERVERS
>>1881601this update is so bad im playing source dust 2 only 10v10 with russians
>>1881599https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUXhU_qXZRc
>>1881599>>1881605don't look at the webm till you've watched the skit
>>1881469y is lil bros crosshair so shaky
I search for cs cologne and youtube wants me to watch this?
>>1881469how was the noscope a whiff btw? no one has been able to explain that.
>>1881621NON STOP
A.I SLOP
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1881614he does a jiggle after shooting
>>1881622the noscope not hitting isn't a whiff, going for a noscope is a whiff
Karrigan has been obviously in need of a replacemen for like a year now.
They could've pursued siuhy, hooxi, glaive, snax all this time or look at some unknown from tier 2
What are people expecting faze to accomplish with the elderly roster?
The joke is....
Here's the thing
>>1881621Enough Cologne viewers switch over to this AI slop after the game so the algorithm recommends it
watch now
https://youtu.be/r48TW4tMFQA
>>1881713all I learned is that cs2 should be handed off to a different studio who puts more than 5 people to work on it
>>1881713>all vacnet data reset from the animation updateHAHAHAHA
>>1881713>fartguy18shan't be watching
>>1881622after years of doing no skill 100% luck noscopes he finally got what he deserves
>>18813155'6", 230lb, PPL
>>1881468there is literally nothing to talk about other than bait
>>1881575this is actually pretty sweet
>>1881750with cheaters?
No thanks
>>1881315>/fit/ check>no mention of maxesyou might as well've asked for our cardio routines
>>18813156'4
230
ppl
finally repping 4 plate on bench
>>1881758Okay I'll go then.
Bench press: 85 for reps, though I can go much higher for 1RM
Squats: Haven't really checked I only do bodyweight squats for now
Deadlift: I don't deadlift
>>1881760good shit nigga
>>1881750we're all going back to cs source
Imagine being such a friendless retard you go to a general about cs to talk about gym
There's an entire board dedicated to that
So how are we feeling about s1mple's new gig?
>>1881766>1.5pl8 bench, 0 squat, 0 dlnot tryna discourage you or anything, keep going, but you coulda just not posted
>>1881803>s1mple came back to sign for BC.Game. He even referred to your comment from late last year about him needing to grind through tier 2. What are your thoughts on the move?>If you cannot get a tier-one team, like I said last time, it's for sure much better to grind with a lower team. Go lower and show them that you want to go upper. I think s1mple showed a really good performance, in my opinion, at the Austin Major. Everything is quite easy. He has potential to still be the best player in the world.>It's all about effort, right? If he really wants it, like let's say karrigan, look how much passion he has, or apEX, look how much passion he has at his age. People like that have a real goal, and they're constantly working to reach this goal. s1mple needs to do the same.he needs to come back and grind his way into form, that's it
>>1881805You can't defend not doing squats but not wanting to go to snap city is understandable
>>1881811just do hex bar dls
>>1881810I don't doubt that he still has it in him and I think his time on FaZe reignited his hunger. I'm more interested in this part. Maybe some bookie at BC Game ran the numbers and concluded that being the Falcons of sports betting could be profitable.
>>1881815I prefer rowing.
>>1881828me too what's your 2k
>>1881839you can pump that up if you start doing front squats and not just bw
>>1881851I'm not that anon. I do regular squats but I am aware there is room for improvement.
>>1881828>more interested in this partno matter what, he's gonna be t3grinding
either they go nipmode and make it out the hood or they buy a core. and if you exclude rich orgs and monolingual teams/russian cores the only sellers are:
gamerlegion (#14), heroic (#18), nip (#19), col (#20), b8 (#26, maybe), fnatic (#29), tnl (#30)
a lot of these would want a falcons-tier bag to give up their ranking core, and cut-off wise a lot of events barely invite the top 16-20
Fact: Yekindar is underrated.
https://youtu.be/XTxVWMURSmc
>>1881903>>1881910Can you stop talking about CS and post your gym routine?
>>1881910>a guy who is kicked from a team for playing shit for years has 1 good match in a new team>: fuck off
>>1881915watch the 39 minute video
>>1881915Yeah but that team was Liquid. Not YEKINDAR's fault for turning to shit.
>>1881910>this guy is like the opposite of a baiter, the opposite of an eco fraggerohhhh blamef don't make that face
>>1881883>bicyclewhats this?
>>1881910Didn't see this post because I went straight the bottom. What a thumbnail.
>>1881949I already shilled this video.
>bcgame andu
LMAO S0MPLEFAGS
>>1881954literally who and proofs?
>>1881957OHN ONO NO NO NONO HE'S ALREADY COPING
the deagle flip feels so natural in cs 1.6/source and so off in cs2, literally soul vs soulless
what a shit company
>Mouz
What is their problem? They should be the solid #2 of the game but instead they suck so bad so often.
>>1881526Who could they hire to not choke?
The tourists had fun now its time for the locals
Post your faceit elo, premier elo, minutes per day in dm, a, b, or mid, fav map, m4a4 or m4a1, usp or p2k
>>1881315185 cm 72 kg, don't know wtf is a split xd i don't work out
i can do a lot of pull ups and all types of push ups tho
>>1881952His PR video thumbnail is also pretty good
Watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eqZegcpjYQ
but why did n0ko switch to native res
>>1881952he changed thumbnail now
>>1881910when ash speaks, i listen
>>1880639yes, bring back snax (as a sniper)
>>1882020he said everything is too fast in 4:3 and that he is getting old. retard sabotaged his own performance by changing his res and sens, basically what made him good.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysCkhwyM0yM14:50
>>1881999No Faceit, 7.5k, 10 max, depends on the map but never mid, Mirage, A1-S, USP
>>1881999notice how the gym post actually gained traction while the video game this general is based on didn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eqZegcpjYQ
>>1881999I'm not a tryhard. I just play normal comp.
>min per day in DM0
>a, b or midNuke A
Mirage A
Dust 2 A
Ancient B
Overpass mid
Train A
Inferno mid
>fav mapNuke/Overpass
>m4a4 or m4a1A4
>usp or p2kUSP
>>1882057this is an esports discussion thread tho
>>1882063This is a general
actually good video (uploaded 10 minutes ago)
https://youtu.be/4gG59syLtDk
>>1881910this nigga is pure reddit
>>1882066Ahh hell nah daeg
>>1881999none
8k
until i get 100 kills
idk the one i'm closest to
cache
a1
p2k
>>1881999>2250 elo>26k>0>depends on the map>ancient>whatever feels good at the moment, I'm feeling the A4 recently>usp always, but p2k has nice skins
>>1882082>p2k has nice skinsWhich ones? The Acid Etched is nice but other than that I can't think of any.
>>1882086I like pretty simple ones: silver, scorpion and urban hazard
>>1882092I had to look them up. Silver is fine but the other 2 are straight ass.
>>1882064where does it say that
>>1882082Do you just do aim botz instead or do you roleplay as zywoo
>>1882099In the title. What does the g in cs2g stand for?
>>1882066It's painful to watch the Mongolz part, but I like watching these.
>>1881999lvl 8 faceit altough i havent played faceit in ages
21k premier
5 min botz+dm until i feel warmed up. sometimes surf(pbuh)
anubis con and nuke main/outside
anubis(pbuh) and nuke
a1s and usp
>>1882102please do the required reading before posting
https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/341461/#342812
>>1882101I roleplay as zywoo. Sometimes I'll do 5-10 minutes of deathmatch or 50-100 kills in aimbots but that's like once every week or two
>>1882125lmao this uncultured nigga ain't read calvino
>>1882133did you just grok that, jeetfreak
>>1882135holy tastelet
it's the most approachable calvino besides cosmicomics, even
is it normal to not see the items that are still under trade protection when you open your inventory on steam desktop/app?
i only see them in the in-game inventory
>TFW have to wait 8 days for cs float to credit me my bread
>>1882066didn't know he had these vampire fangs
>>1882178what video and knew what?
>>1882168so this why his upper lip looks like this
>simple has been playing faceit with nexa
so nexa really is staying huh
>>1882066>brollan supports tottenhamdude plays in the tottenham of counter strike
>>1882192>so nexa really is staying huhNigga s1mple leaves in October to Liquid bruh
funny how nobody ever blames karrigan for this. he's the most overrated IGL on the planet. he's always had teams stacked to the ceiling. people act like he's some mastermind IGL who gets bots to overperform, that you could just swap them out with tier 2 players and he could micro manage them to success, but all he does is acquire insane players and run a free flowing chaotic system that relies on their individual skill.
if faze want to fix their problems they need to put karrigan on the coach spot, get an IGL who can frag if they want to continue playing this style of CS. twistzz would unironically make them a good team again. eventually they'd need to find a rain replacement.
>>1882195>it was real in my head
>>1882240biggest issue is that he's shit at the game
>>1882240ropz basically said karrigan doesn't do anti strats
and I mean that's obvious considering how donk always have a field day with them.
>>1881999I haven't played CS2 yet. In GO my mm rank was Global and I was faceit level 6. I never DM'd (it's a waste of time), I played whatever the fuck position I wanted, Overpass, M4A4, USP.
https://youtu.be/INiKVnE0LyI
I'm rewatching yesterday's Faze Navi match. Something seems off about this whole thing, like the micro decision making of the game throughout doesn't match the outcome. By all means Faze is the better team, it's like they played better but Navi just happened to win due to choices that have nothing to do with skill at all. Almost a little too perfect? Not accusing Navi of cheating and congrats to them for winning, but it's something worth calling out. I think on any other day Faze win that match (unless Navi was using some kind of "enhancements" to somehow make the right decision every single time). Just my thought.
>>1882260>first steps to disband
>>1882220the big redditski
>>1882279bodied that freak
>>1882266>first kills for navi: 28>first kills for faze: 12bruh
>>1882287Such a fucking retarded mechanic
>>1881957lolololoKWABLOLOLOLOLKWABLOLOLOLKWABWKWABKWAKB
>>1882266Navi looked way better as a team than Faze in both games
when makazze was interviewed by stunna yesterday and asked how did they come back from the 4:0 start on inferno he said we just had good anti-strat and followed it
Haven't played for 5-6 years, came back and ... I just can't do shit, my aim is garbage, my recoil control is garbage, I'm moving like bot, constantly bumping into walls and failing to do basic jumps... Eh, Anons, it may be over for me, I don't think I can invest another 1k hours to get back into (some form of) shape.
>>1882325how did we get a new chink style schizo who tracks shit he hates more attentively than the purported fans of that shit
>>1882401okay they actually already won a cct in march with this lineup
>>1881999matckmaking only, no DM warmup, i queue for hostage maps
i've been liking famas recently with the new animation change
>>1882373Considering how many people do it, it is really tempting.
wildcard might lose to some literal whos
>>1882457>mason "mason" mason>literal who
caca
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>>1882401How the hell did they afford S1mple's buyout?
>>1882495bc.game is a betting, crypto trade and casino site lol
also he's probably not that expensive. i believe the contract has only a few months left so they're just trying to sell him fast to get anything at all.
>>1882498So scammers bought a scammer?
My knife's stat track is still fucked.
I don't even understand how you fuck it up.
>>1882066>mzinho plays on EU servers from Mongolia with 150 ping what's your excuse
>>1882587i play eu faceit from the east coast
mzinho
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>>1882596never doubt online goat xotic
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/529853754800865380
ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v_hM4pj-WmA
My fuarking GOAT
>>1882672lmao
probably the only situation where bizon is the best weapon kek
>>1882133Sorry for not reading mid-wit gibberish
>>1882672based magixx man. this guy is legit. hope he either competes and stays in the spotlight or at least becomes a successful streamer
>>1882718>this guy is legitlegit tier 2
>>1882720he is charismatic so it doesnt matter
>>1882716i aint downloaded that shit to watch hotties and niggas expect people to do it to watch sh0r0
>>1882718almost all russian teams look like garbage rn, maybe Nemiga was the best option but they already got another player, it will be a shame if he's stuck on the bench for the season
>>1882721It only doesn't matter if you have a freak like donk who will 1v9 regardless of his teammates. Any other team will be dragged down. Also what is this charisma everyone keeps talking about? All I ever see from him in the interview is an uncalled for level of arrogance.
>>1882708why are you apologizing to me
I experienced the joy of language and you did not. I should be the one consoling you
>>1881203Snappi is 35 as well. Why are shocked are you like 60
>>>/v/716878776
britbros...
How tf has Valve still not announced how the qualification to stage 1 of the major will work?
>>1882735who gaf about snappi
idk it just seems like he shouldn't be that old. like dev1ce being borderline 30
>>1882739I now get why the Americans fought a war against these guys
>>1882741Cause they're still working out the worst possible system.
>>1882739xd
when mezii was on BBC he was explaining how the game was played and he could not say the words terrorist and bomb kek
>>1882741the fuck do you think is gonna happen
top x ranked teams from each region, according to spots won at the last major
>>1882767We still don't know whether they're keeping the online rmr/3 stage format or moving the rmrs to lan and changing the stages.
>>1882773Wasn't it announced that they're removing RMRs completely?
>>1882773the rmrs seem to just be from the TOs at this point, valve wants that shit dead
I think if there wasn't reactionary backlash to the leak that rmrs were out, they'd already have been dead and austin wouldn't have had those shitty online bo1 ones
>>1882775Yes but they haven't announced how the stage 1 will be distributed. You'd think they'd do 6 Europe, 6 Americas and 4 Asia just like the RMRs but you just get a VRS invite. But since announcing that takes 0 effort and could have been done when they put out the stage 2 & 3 slots I'm thinking Valve is cooking up the most retarded qualification system known to man.
>>1882790hah good point, you might be onto something actually
still anything is better than full VRS, it would basically mean a bunch of teams would never lose the Major spot as long as they keep the core and don't skip tier 1 LANs
it's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxUvKVKSTJk
>>1882793I don't think teams going to the major solely through VRS invites is bad. It's accurate enough to the point that all the top teams are guaranteed to go to the major which is all I really care about. But it's still completely inexcusable to not announce how the stage 1 teams can get there with the invites just over 2 months away. These teams are left in the dark about their potential path to the major.
Praying we don't see Liquid at Budapest, Amen.
>>1882813We're on track for it. They've got EWC + Blast Bounty lined up and the Blast Open qualifier + probably the SL qualifier. They have a horrible seed for EWC and they will be raped by onliners in the qualifiers.
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Even in other games Vitality dominates
>>1882799The problem with full VRS is it very much leads to a rich get richer feedback loop. While also making the below it part an absolute bloodbath and constant grind.
>>1882826Pretty sure Vitality is #1 in Rocket League right now.
>>1882826>titles won>the lock on a vending machine
>>1882832I agree that the VRS is pretty flawed for tier 2 and bellow. But it works well enough for tier 1 and getting those teams to the major.
>>1882826The title they won at the EWC? Mobile Legends Bang Bang Women's Invitational. Truly a pillar of e-sports.
>>1882839I don't like teams getting invites because they got invited to tournaments because they got invited to tournaments
>>1882847I agree it's very difficult to drop out of the invites but if you're actually shit you will drop and make space for teams on the up, e.g.: Liquid.
>>1882857Liquid are only dropping out because they stopped being American.
>>1882858They'd be a lot higher on the Americas VRS but still dropping. Also they'd still have the same rank on the global VRS from which all tier 1 events (aside from the major) invite from.
>>1882846mlbb is huge in sea
Hot take: The Americas (both North and South) are much more "DEI" right now than APAC.
>>1882869pretty sure everyone thinks that since dallas major
>>1882868That's cool but I don't care.
>>1882871Dallas had a major!!??!
>>1882869Correct for China and Mongolia, Australia and the rest of the gang are still DEI tho
monesy hasnt posted anything on twitter or telegram yet...
>>1882879Even China is doubtful, remains to be seen if Tyloo is the real deal or just the FoTM.
>>1882894Tyloo and Lynn Vision are solid tier 1.5 teams imo. Plus there's a lot more potential in china than in Australia
I hope Falcons never win a big event
Them losing is always too funny
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>>1882896They won PGL Bucharest
>>1882897jamyoung was shit in cologne
question is how good he really is, is he going to average like 1.10 or 1.30?
>>1882898They won a 6vs4. Impressive.
>>1882869Hot take: "hot take" has become a nearly meaningless term.
>>1882895Is China the potential man of CS?
>>1882903true but it still counts, they're not nearly as bad as people meme them to be
>>1882905Hot take: I think Falcons are just a roster move away from winning.
>>1882910at least 1 and at most 3
>>1882910Shouldn't you be working Danny?
>>1882910only if it's -Niko.
>>1882916It's -teses +snax
Falcons will take EWC this year Inshallah
>>1882947MOUZ has fans???
>>1882947entire mouz management + their 10 or so fans
>>1882952All these are old photos. I doubt there's any fans left in 2025.
>>1882947>>1882952need a mad catz official team to fuck them up
lets see vitality fans
oh wait lololol
>>1882957>mad catzAre they still around?
>>1882958Vitality actually has a fairly small but extremely dedicated fan base in France. Not as big as Navi, G2 or FaZe but they're super engaged.
>>1882959they have a website selling things
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bro thinks he's part of it
>>1882960Winning teams always have fans so they have a fair number of international fans too. But since everyone else is bored of them winning they'll still get booed in arenas.
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>>1882958Some of them showed up to support JeonDDing, a Vitality player for Tekken at a tourney some time ago
So yeah Vitality has fans supporting multiple games, what a team!
>>1882959They still make fightsticks.
omg vitality fans are so desperate they're showing TEKKEN fans in a cs thread omfg
when vitality wins IEM, you will join us
>>1882965I'm talking about actual fans not those who follow the team regardless of success
>>1882947This guy looks like a kid in my class in 2005 who cried cos he had to say his dead mum was dead inspanish in spanish class very uncanny
>>1882979>regardless of successI'm retarded. I meant those who follow because of the success.
>>1882981>kid in my class in 2005holy unc
what exactly is movement in cs2? is it the way you strafe in between bursts of shots?
>>1882981He cried because his mom was actually dead or just because he had to say it?
>>1882923I really hate Mirage
>>1882994>I really hate MirageBecause it's overplayed or because you think the map itself is bad? Ironically despite me not liking Inferno it's my most played map and it might also be my highest wr map because one of my buddies I play with really likes it.
>>1882998map itself is bad, really hate entering B and A is just a smokefest
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huge news you guys
>>1883002>really hate entering BFair enough
>A is just a smokefestAlmost all proper executes regardless of map are reliant on smokes tho
>>1882868>seaanon, i think you mean jungle china
>>1882988If you press any combination of WASD they move your character.
>>1882797the fatty updated his hairline on the logo kek
>>1883009Thought jungle was like mostly from the UK.
>>1883037What do you mean? Richard Lewis has always had an immaculate hairline.
>>1883037it looks bad.
instead of just patching up where hair was missing it's now where it shouldn't belong.
>>1883057yeah its funny though
>>1883057>where it shouldn't belongWhat in the norwood?
>>1883057question is how it will look when he grows it out.
here's how he looked 5 years ago.
Reminder that the entire VRS is at the mercy of HLTV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyFKT3wHzSI
remember when he was good?
>>1883129he's still top 5
1. donk
2. kyousuke
3. zywoo
4. monesy
5. niko
>>1883140Nah man. The money changed him
>>1883180Uhoh ZygOat bros...
>>1883180>stats for 3 or 4 gameswho cares?
zywoo has used awp even less than he usually does in cologne, only 15% of kills (his average is ~30% this year)
>>1883180>>1883185he barely awped
dude doesn't even need it.
vitality started getting zypoo defenders with that stake money
>>1883195Then him getting the HLTV award for AWPer of the year would be a travesty
>>1883198just focus on posting trannies you stupid schizo
>>1883202it's stats for only 3 games
>>1883202that's it you found your new fight you pathetic scoundrel.
>>1883208how much is the monthly salary
>>1883180>ultimate>21 roundswhy even bother making this? so stupid
also lol at liquid being shit
>>1883205His 30% over all is still less than every other AWPer. Most have ~45% kills with the AWP.
>>1883209"aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh why don't you let me schizo post in peace!"
kys
>>1883212you're the one schizo posting with shit like someone finding a new fight like you know the anon
>>1883215you're an animal, just like those retards constantly making messi ronaldo threads on /sp/
>>1883216there you go again thinking that multiple people that don't like your opinion can exist, there must be only one single guy
>>1883218it's not about opinions, it's about behaviour.
>>1883221How did I misbehave?
holyyyy ourguy pasha with another trvke
laugh
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>>1883180>post AWPing stats>zywoo fans instantly begin to chimp out
>>1883228worst shit i've ever seen
>>1883231Remember guys. No offense. Esport is love. Esport is life.
>>1883208fuck wrong wit you
>>1883140Shouldn't you have results to be top 5?
>>1883239shouldnt you shut up
STOP BEING SO FUCKING HOSTILE JESUS CHRIST COLOGNE IS ABOUT TO START AND EVERYONE IS HATING EACH OTHER
>>1883259Too bad not a single team I give a shit about is in the playoffs so I'll just continue hating.
CS:GO GOAT is s1mple, CS2 GOAT is donk. ZywOoniggers in shambles.
>>1883204>immediately brings up tranniesrmmt
>>1883259Don’t disrespect my goats…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaeT3paizSY
our girl (anime) is teaching cs theory to a newbie (anime)
https://www.hltv.org/news/42363/f1ku-steps-away-from-og-after-over-three-years
It's over lads
>>1883288we don't sign our posts here
you now remember OG has a CS roster
https://youtu.be/s5I_H-h68Jk?t=326s
Based donk lol
>>1883324>Falcons pull up to the media day>First thing they see is donk coming their way screaming "ebattttt kyousuke AURA" then proceeds to shake everybody's handLooks like they were off to a good start getting bitchmade by this lil nigga
>>1883180Doesn’t this just measure how much a player needs the awp as a crutch?
>>1883228last time i saw him changing his decision from murdering to beating a cheater. now he calls valorant players faggots. i guess cancelation only applies to negative charisma and ugly people
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I don't like this fattie at all bruh bring /ourgal/ back
https://x.com/Lat3nci/status/1950948320664318065
even donk acknowledges kayosucke aura
HOOOOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1883388we're watching this
>>1883388/magog/bros...we eatin' GOOD GOOD!
>>1883324do they comment on falcons being eliminated?
dont wanna watch all 46 minutes.
why are TS players constantly wearing headphones when out in public
first donk while eating now zweih when doing media
If Niko is so good why he never won a major? Overrated player
>>1883324donk is pretty funny ngl, if you'd just read about him from twitter/hltv/here you'd think he's the most arrogant annoying little kid
>>1883409It's a 'tism thing
>Janko Paunovic: If they game is undecided after two OTs just switch to Pool Day
HOLY TRVKE
>>1883433Yung karrigan lol
>>1883439switch to this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGEabGHYHag
huge
>>1883449>Melbourne That was like a million years ago brudda, we don't care bout it nomo
>>1882895Why do you keep bringing up Australia?
>>1882910lilbroski is from the past, present and future
>>1883180Woxic my high DPI IMPACTFUL GOAT
>>1883321kek that wasn't even me retarded nigger
>>1883388fuck nooooooooo wtf
>>1883465we still don't sign our posts here
>>1883471kek bitch ass nigger
>>1883478>>1883476>ohnepixel if he wasn't a bitch ass nigga
is the goat still active?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbZFWX8L9oY
>>1883492WTF that nigga is still around?
>>1883492>ColdzeraThe original donk
>>1883500donk rapes peak coldzera
>>1883503>donk beats cheats I don't think so
>>1883506>peak coldzera: 0.81 kpr>2025 donk:0.96 kpr
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He's even the same size as donk
anime btw, don't trust that fella siz though
https://www.twitch.tv/hltvorg
live from germany
>>1883550literally 1 frame per 4 seconds
>>1883550wtf is going on with the stream
>>1883550Kraut internet bruh
>>1883550This nigga proffeseur is throwing his little s1s1 tantrums
so fucking annoying
>>1883550>FaZe wanted to kick el0geOH NO NO NO
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>1883587he didn't say that, you have a very sad information comprehension
>>1883595He literary confirmed that lol, the show is called HLTV Confirmed
>>1883550Ayo what's up with the table in front of them? Are the getting sponsored by the Bundeswehr
>>1883612so these niggas have vitality, mongolz, spirit, aurora, falcons, faze, navi, astralis, g2, and liquid in front of them but they decide to be a fan of mouz.
Why tf is Machine dropping LoL references???
>>1883624because he's drunk as shit and based beyond belief
>>1883623It's a cope option for Germans who have given up in BIG. I myself have chosen G2 because it's a German™ org and my history with League of Legends.
>>1883623>sp0r0t>eternal failure>failcon>shitquidI'd rather be a MOUZ fan
plus it's an OG German org, no shit it has fans in Germany
>apex exposed as an eco farmer
c'est fini...
>>1883642HLTV exposing Vitality as eco abusers isn't news...
>>1883623German org with a long history and they play very disciplined CS where the team is greater than the sum of its parts, kind of fits the German mentality in sport
>>1883627No way he's drunk as shit, he may be tipsy but no more.
>>1883648donk was literally exposed as an inflated shitter live lmao
look at that 0.04 dropoff compared to 0.02 from Zygod and m0NESY
Now take away Dacha Astana... Oh no no no...
Wow hltv is graciously giving away the premium Launders graphic tees valued at 90€ a pop.
>>1883670Zywhores kneel before kyousuke
>>1883675when is he playing btw?
>>1883678At the most prestigious event of the year, the Esports World Cup in the beautiful Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
>>1883651But how German is a team with 2 jews on it?
>>1883680Muhammad "allahsuke" al-Lukin from the Russian Caliphate is gonna win, inshallah
>>1883686Bismillah habibi
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Cologne will be the next Major after Budapest
nice
>>1883718>BudapestWhy did Valve give a major to a TO that hasn't ran a tournament in ages anyways?
donkbros, our "1v9" narrative...
Reminder that any and all fans at the EWC are bought and paid for
https://richardlewis.substack.com/p/behind-the-scenes-at-the-ewc-1-superfans
>>1883722awpers and baiters simply have higher round swing
but this is how it looks like in pure impact
>>1883727>impactYou mean the shit stat that is gonna get removed? We /3.0/ here, bro.
Absolutely wild that the drinks sponsor for HLTV Confirmed, Paulaner, would supply them with 0,33 Hell bottles. No shame at all...
>>1883727damn indeed, shiro is huge help.
>>1883731But it's free and unlimited, so it doesn't matter
>>1883735It's still improper
>>1883732shiro is a good player. sad thing is that he exclusively gets praised by zywoo fans to downplay donk (the same zywoo fans shit on him whenever donk isn't involved in the discussion).
Seriously what the hell saw did that his debut was good except taking with him fraud awper?
>>1883738maybe watch the show? they explain it there
>>1883737>shiro is a good player*sh1to is a decent player with good stats
>>1883738I'd rank MATYS as good desu
>>1883737shizo was considered a top3 awper before donk appeared, the new meta being entirely focused on being agressive to find an entry did shiro dirty desu. still an awesome and important awper, yes he gets many exit frags but it's an economy based game, every frags count.
>>1883738I heard G2 buying sunpayus was part of the deal for heroic to sell saw to g2
>>1883745Where did you here that? I don't remember which podcast but all I heard was 1,5 million for the 2 with the majority of that being sAw.
Doomitry "sh0r0" Smirnoff was born on July 15, 2001 and is currently playing for Team Donk as a baiter, eco-fragger and saver, most famous for getting boosted to a major title by donk, donk the magician, donk the hard cary, donk (the incel), and robot donk. His iconic play styles such as holding an angle for 10 minutes a round, whiffing his AWP shot and then running away is revered around the Counter-Strike 2 scene.
Sokolov's most infamous play of his carer happened during IEM Katowice 2024 during their grand final match against FAZE in which the crowd went wild after seeing sh0r0 get 2 frags on a gun round.
Spirit's notorious meta changing play style (Donk alive? Donk go kill. 4v4 retake? Donk go kill. Lose 3 on t side? sh0r0 go save. Round started? Donk go kill, sh0r0 go save.) has led to what many commentators and analysts to call this the most boring time to watch counter strike in its 20 year history.
>>1883750KRL, just rumours of course. why would G2 buy sunpayus, dude is in serious agony since cs2 came out.
>>1883751hmmm sweetie, shiro won the major winning clutch.
>>1883751>sh1to born after 2000huh thought he was older
>>1883758no surprise there, he looks like he's older than chopper and hally
>>1883761>he looks like he's older than chopper and hallyokay chill
chopper and hally look 40+
>>1883762yeah, and sh1ro is not too far behind with that middle-aged divorced alcoholic stubble
>be an smg shitter bot
>get free 1.30 rating
3.0 sounds so epic
>>1883793I blame the nba, the nba is the source of most evil in the sport.
>>1883793so we can argue with numbers and shit
we're in here
https://www.twitch.tv/irissiri129
>>1883478damn jl looks like shit now
>>1883651>German orglmfao
before jdc the last time jerms were on that team, kassad coached em and obama was in office
>>1883836>german org>durr but what about the players?
>>1883838it's always funny remembering the shit people got righteously indignant about. he was siuhy before siuhy
remember when he put that public statement out saying "I have aspergers, that's why I was rude to people, please hire me again"
>>1883722>2/3 awp abusersI rate donk and frozen even higher now
>>1883843>>awp abusershasn't been true since cs2 release, akcel cope
>>1883840>liquid dutch org>fnatic british/australian org>aurora russian orgthis is a level of cope usually reserved for nosceners like the saudis. you already have a team and some players to root for, don't be desperate
>>1883845for round swing awp is much higher, average is probably like 2% higher
>>1883843>awp abuserharder weapon to master bro
>>1883845>>1883855someone posted the graphs a couple threads ago and the worst awp was like 90% of the best non-donk riflers in round swing
>>1883850>dude just ignore several decades of mousesports being at the forefront of german cssome of us here have been following the scene well before covid, thank you, I'll decide who do I want to support
>>1883857that's because donk is most likely to die early
>>1883857because awp is dogshit and you have to be a god to not get deleted within 0.01s by an ak abuser, correct
>>1883862awp just has higher round swing inherently by the passive playstyle
>>1883859>several decades of mousesports being at the forefront of german csmaybe you are german if you don't know what "several" or "decades" means
I can use "decade" in a sentence for you: "we are nearing a decade of jdc being the only german to wear a mouz cs jersey"
>>1883864is that why the most passive bitch sh1ro is only 4th?
>>1883867he's just worse than the people ahead of him
>>1883850you're trying to convince someone on an imageboard that they shouldn't support some team in a videogame and calling others desperate kek, fucking autist loser
captcha: KHV0KV
Navi Jr (-makaze) getting signed
https://www.dust2.us/news/64272/tsunami-part-ways-with-drop-and-stamina
kek
>>1883860copin, copain
why isn't another entry or aggro rifler anywhere close
lol these are the frist comments on the new hltv video
top comment was in german but is translated
>>1883944Saw a thing earlier about how the majority of interaction online is bots with twitter being the worst at 75% bot posts.
>>1883934because he's the best rifler ever
>Falcons had 17 first kills against Furia on mirage and lost 13:11
jesus
they really made a collection of all time throws since m0nesy joined
>HLTV stream with a callback to the 5v3 round
Easily my favorite CS2 moment, holy kek
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383985/wildcard-vs-nrg-thunderpick-world-championship-2025-north-america-series-2
alive game
>>1884013send that polack polback
>>1880817>Performance is noticably worsei played a game immediately after the update and the shooting felt so much better than before, almost got the GO feeling back
i see many people say the same on hltv and elsewhere
>>1880817i played dm after the update and the game lags really bad when i respawn. i asked somebody with a strong pc if it lags when respawning and he said no. this update only targets poor niggas like us
>>1883956dead internet theory (not really a theory anymore)
>>1884050im the post before yours and i have a really shitty setup (i get like 60 FPS on deathmatch if im lucky) and i had the opposite situation. i didn't have lag issues or worse PC performance, but a friend with a a good setup (+300 FPS everywhere) got his FPS halved. things like these are sometimes random.
>>1883880what am I desperate for
just saw jeorge blatantly info lock, so why is NA so shit?
today is the day my magoggers
APPETIZER KINO ALERT
LIQUID'S DEATH IS HERE
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383987/liquid-vs-vpprodigy-res-showdown-2-blast-premier-rising-event
>>1884123if you bet on this match you are giga retarded
Why you can't play Wingman mode on all the comp maps? I'd like to play more thab just overpass nuke inferno
>>1884123If Liquid can't win this event I'd straight up cull the team and its management if I were Nazgul
I am literally draken. Someone help me for the love of god I can't play this game anymore.
>>1884170bro you need to be banned for that viewmodel
>>1884171I get that a lot.
I just think it's better to have the gun centered because there's absolutely nothing that it can get in the way there.
https://xcancel.com/josiahcsgo/status/1951114959682744475
Go install the bhopping branch right now MOVMEENT BROS WE ARE BACK
Copenhagen RMR: 12-14th
Dallas 2024: 9-12th
Cologne 2024: 9-12th
Shanghai RMR: 12-14th
Blast lisbon: 9-12th
Austin stage 2: 9-12th
Cologne 2025: 9-12th
Whoever's in charge of all these train changes needs to be hanged
>>1884123Is it only me or are you guys also not getting shown the predicted VRS result?
Yo bros, what are some editing things i can use to spice up my frag movie
Stuff along the lines of slow mo, freeze frame, zoom and wipe, shit like that
>>1884343Nvm I figured it out. VP.Prodigy don't even have a VRS rank.
rip semper fi
only flyquest can save australia now
what's the judgement on Zweih underperforming compared to magixx and donk stepping up even harder to compensate?
>>1884452zweih was at least a lot better than magixx vs mouz. magixx has basically solo lost of mouz series with tons of 0.60-0.70 games.
>>1884452No judgement so far. Give him 2 more events before judge
deadrosterbros how we lookin?
liquid won't get gaped by vp academy stop being delusional.
Why hasn't the Liquid game started yet?
>>1884469Liquid mutiny against Twistzz? Are we experiencing a roster implosion live???
FLYQUEST TAKE IT HOME CAM ON
How tf is the Liquid getting delayed for an hour??
bruh wtf liquid is getting they asses beat
remember when niggas hyped up faze for beating liquid
vp prodigy probably doesn't cheat right?
liquidbros... what's our new cope?
jesus liquid, how do you nearly lose a $200 buy round
a single flash and it ended in a 1v1 that you could've easily lost
>>1884530one map isn't a gaping, and it's vpp's pick
>>1884531Liquid shouldn't be losing a map.
i just checked the vp prodigy players and they're all high elo on faceit, higher than liquid
they might just be more skilled players
You really can't make this shit up. P*les are ruining teams to such an extent that they can't even win against the weakest academy ever
>open hltv
>see Liquid dropped a map to some literal nobodies
grim (the situation, not the player), but expected
vp proidgy can't even make the main event if they win the qual
absolutely hilarious that liquid lost d2 to this team
>>1884544if they win quals they should replace main team
>>1884544If I were VP, I would let their academic team play in the tournament instead of their main team
>>1884542stop posting safe for work porn clips it's not funny
>>1884542>>1884551especially stop doing it without the actress's name in the file
>>1884551Is jap porn even porn if the important parts are censored?
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>liquid doubters suddenly quiet
oh nononono
>liquid up 3-0
vp prodigy sisters???
>>1884563You can't be a russian tier 2/3 team and not dabble in a bit of matchfixing. They're just manipulating the live odds and afterwards it'll be back to regular programming.
>>1884559vp prodigy is actually a very strong team, they've already beaten teams like ex-Navi Junior and Northern Lights, there is no shame in dropping a map to them
>>1884567>there is no shame in dropping a map to themkek
>>1884567They're basically a completely new team. They've been on contract for a while (late 2024) but they basically just started playing on hltv matches two weeks ago. Maybe they have played matches not hltv or just been practicing and basically debuted recently.
Why is bro looking like that
Can Liquid throw a 10-2 half?
siuhy shit talkers are suddenly quiet
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they fired Tonya and replaced her with this...
>>1884586>short hairsBASED
>>1884586i'm salivating over that ankle like a victorian noble
easiest 1v2 of t00R0's life
>>1884608we leading tho???
lilbroski doubts Liquid
LUL
>>1884609You have to be straight up retarded to not doubt Liquid
>>1884610there is literally no way Liquid won't beat some tier-3 shitters LUL
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who do you have winning
>>1884612honestly trannies winning here would be fun
i want to see people saying "look female cs can compete!"
>I won't play window anymore
GET IN HERE NOW
https://youtu.be/QICdvLW_yHk
These niggas gonna lose fr
>>1884618but mauisnake is there
>>1884619We don't like manletsnake here
getting farmed by triborgg1... not like this
im gonna vomit liquidbros
>>1884619is that for real??? We LOVE mauisnake here
gonna donate to his stream RIGHT NOW
How many VRS points does Liquid lose if they fall against an unranked team?
>>1884642they have 1348 rn
It's so fucking over for Liquid lmao
>>1884644I know. But VP.Prodigy isn't ranked yet because they've only played 2 ranked matches so far.
that's what they get for using those pride jerseys, deserved downfall
VP.Prodigy is already better than main roster. Maybe even top 10 team
>>1884647i'm just leaving that there in case they lose so you can do the calculations later brother
>>1884649Because they beat a barely top 30 Liquid? lol, lmao even
>>1884650HLTV will probably display the VRS loss once VP establishes a rank´. I'm just curious if this has happened before and how big the loss was. -30? -40? Or even more?
and naf is even fragging
what the hell is going on?
>>1884655naf fragging is a red flag
>>1884653Cope. They are next Gambit Youngsters
why twistz stats did not improve when he switched back from igl duties?
Remember when JKS got kicked so they could keep NAF?
>>1884655matchfixing
they'll win it in OT for maximum gamba money
>>1884664JKass was even worse
>>1884670looks like the amerimutt meme
>>1884671Then how come his current team can 0-2 literal whos and NAF can't?
>>1884674It would be the same with JKS
>>1884670Bro looks like a GTA IV character
>>1884671they had 3 competent players vs top 5 and jks was one of them, naf and ultimate were bots
>>1884670this nigga is so ugly that it comes full circle and he becomes likable
/ourgypsy/
Imagine dropping map point to a tec9 force kek
>>1884670ridiculous mustache for an 18 year old
how many vrs points would this be for vp prodigy, and how many do liquid lose
just tuned in to the last 5 rounds, holy shit this VP prodigiy team is ESEA main tier kek, imagine losing to this
Liquid doubter awfully quiet after that comeback...
>>1884697Are you proud of this match?
naf haters need to shut up forever now
>>1884699because he farmed an academy team or because the rest of the team shit the bed around him?
>>1884702Is it even farming if you lose?
>>1884697naf deserved another 3 months for this masterclass performance
>>1884703look, its gonna make his stats on HLTV slightly better so in a way it is kinda farming
Surely all of Liquid gets fired on the spot if they lose this right?
>>1884710nah man, they can keep NAF
>>1884710they're going to beat twistzz's ass on camera and post it to x
>>1884705yeah, but make that 6 months after this clutch
we are so back liquidbros
-naf
-ultimate
-twistzz
-siuhy
-nertz
+b1st
+t0oro
+aquars
+triborgg1
+f0r3ver
>>1884586she has an onlyfans btw
HAHAHHAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAH)AHAHHA
LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
VP
HAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHH
god I love watching these faggots fail
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>liquid loses
It's time to disband Liquid
You HAVE to kick the poles after this
>>1884735hes gonna snake siuhy and become IGL again and they'll somehow drop even lower in VRS. all of this could have been avoided if they just went to fissure
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
OH NONONONONO
>>1884735Not enough vegan food was provided
maybe liquid just matchfixed because the team isnt earning any income?
>>1884735Remember he could have been on Vitality but he really thought he could lead a team instead.
At least you get to have those 25+ kill maps in your favorite spots! While you lose the series lmao
shades of NiP and fnatic
enough is enough
it's time to go
delete team
-flashie
-naf
-twistzz
-nertz
+taz
+snax
+kxacpersky
+random 4th pole
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before vp academy and after
>>1884697believers status?
>poohy leaves a team
>it gets better
>poohy joins a team
>it gets worse
next karrigan though
so siuhy may not be generational igl talent???
>>1884744Vitality would have too many ego with him and apEX, i'm glad mezii is in the team instead of him even if it took longer to get it working
Ummm why did my fellow liquid sissies get so quiet? We were so confident when we were making a comeback against literally who?
The VRS decay currently has Liquid at 1147 points and #24 in the EU list for a major spot. But with one player change they could snake their way into the Americas slots for stage 1 (assuming Americas gets 6).
>>1884751There's a very real chance they're below Flyquest by the end of this weekend and I will shitpost so hard when it happens.
They should have gone to those PGL and Fissure events. Not sure if it was org or players that chose not to but it was a fuckin awful decision and they wouldnt have even been in this qualifier if they had gone to them.
P*lish cancer killed another team...
niko, the absolute legend
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>1884764the players probably think they're above that level (they're not)
can't believe it would have been the management's call
>>1884767he didn't have a choice though, faze management just ghosted him until like a week before the tournaments began
>>1884768more like esl gives them money to not attend
>>1884768twistzz already said that it's not the players' business and that he'd wish to participate in one of PGL events back when he was asked about it in some interview
>>1884768The cabal makes the choices for them
>>1884768The rumour is ESL pushes the bigger orgs to not participate at PGL events.
>>1884752we didn't need Blast Open London qualification anyways
>>1884771but he also declined vitality. he literally chose the worst option.
Can /ourteam/ beat the mighty ECSTATIC in Blast Bounty??
>>1884779I believe he never had the intention to join Vitality and just used the offer to get himself a bigger bag in Liquid
>>1884783that makes it even funnier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvRO-1vyPg8
GOLDGOLDGOLDGOLDGOLDGOLD
>>1884782estatic might go far in Blast London qualifier so they'll probably be tired by the time for Bounty
should be possible for /ourguys/ but everyone needs to play their A game
mongol broz can we do it?
>>1884795can you not post your own twitter posts?
you guys drinking coffee this friday morning or that boomer taurine juice?
lol they haven't made a post about the loss
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why is byali getting a dig in lmao
>>1884803that was in reply to twistzz
Hot take: Liquid should've made roster moves instead of keeping their current line up.
>>1884806Maui? Is that you?
Good to see zews is still shizo posting
>>1884798pink monster energy
NAF carried a dead team and they almost won with his efforts. JKS couldn't do that
>>1884810Double spacer.
Drama enjoyer.
So bored of the vitality glaze in every single promo, rather than wondering if they can win this and that as well they should be begging for someone to put an end to it, it's enough at this point
>>1884822Vitality thread
Vitality event
Vitality game
Wtf is this crowd? Why are they booing and being so silent
Lol is ESL muting the crowd?
did he scream nigga ????????
fix the crowd you fucking retards
>we're contenders!!1!!!
>btfo by fucking navi
another embarrassing show for the asians
Mongoloids how can you throw that...
>>1884818the jks nertz liquid lost to only tier 1 teams after being together for a bit, and even beat some of them
this liquid can lose to everybody
why are the casters hyping up every Mongol kill as if NAVI are the bad guys?
Because the mongols ARE the good guys.
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that was just a dream
mods surround the crowd, open fire
>best american team loses to literal whos online
>best australian team currently winning at cologne
explain this
Did anybody else catch some dude scream nigga when apEX had the trophy?
why are they fucking with crow audio like this?
too based?
>>1884863>too based?Way too based.
>>1884862I was about to post this exact pic with the exact text
so...wheres the mongolz slander now retards? kekekekekek
>>1884863sounds like the library of cologne
maybe the germans aren't drunk enough
>>1884868Bro ESL muted them after some dude screamed nigger into a crowd mic and someone else played the Kanye song
>>1884871Liquid (your favorite team) lost to an unranked team.
>>1884810this reads like chatgpt, even though I know it's not. he's an automaton of a man
>>1884868They keep playing Nigga Heil Hitler kanye west song on speakers near the mics
This knorr ad plays too much, I didn't use to have to mute the stream every halftime or between maps but now it's a necessity cause of it
>>1884879so saucy
so creamy
>>1884878wtf i didnt hear it at all
Damn, I'm a Mongolzchad but I thought NAVI would do better.
https://x.com/RLewisReports/status/1951284337128730834
NIGGER
>>1884876>Liquid (your favorite team)you're confusing me with someone else
>>1884889yes i did mean you
take your meds liquid schizo
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I wonder if any player buys this gun just because of the skin on it
>>1884888AAAAAA CATCH HIM AND PUT HIM IN JAIL
>>1884893This but unironically.
>>1884888https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxO44Zzm9BkYuG195Xv5Az5fMqpKufqdXz
holy fucking based
>>1884895richard lewis, that is
>>1884891>headcanonneer calls others schizokek
s1 will never even get close to being bitw
1. d0nk and kyousuke are already mechanically superior to peak s1
2. awp gimped in cs2
3. he is a 28 year old that has abused his body with alcohol for years
damn, imagine if the last shot had been a collat
>>1884901>1. d0nk and kyousuke are already mechanically superior to peak s1newgen spotted
>>1884906peak s1 had far worse aim, movement and crosshair placement than both newfaggy
>>1884906nta but that's just objectively true
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>>1884907>peak s1 had far worse aim, movement and crosshair placement than both newfaggy
>NAVI luckshitting their way back
Okay but what if, what if, we hit B again?
>>1884912blitz (being a fide master chess player) knows the importance of breaking your opponent mentally in a series
Asian GODZ destroying whitey
>>1884918Shouldn't have wasted all your energy against FaZe.
>>1884918i find it crazy that these pros can be so volatile
>>1884920Makaze and IM ain't white.
>>1884882Can't believe you are so drunk this early
>>1884920white mans game sweety
remember when we said wonderful is bad?
>>1884916i accept your concession. enjoy your first cologne newgen, this is one of the bigger tournaments of the year. keep an eye out for that zywoo guy hes pretty good!
just got home from work
how's first map?
>>1884929i am 31 been around for ages
you can keep coping harder
>>1884931Started pretty boring, but it got better like 4-5 rounds ago.
>>1884933>i am 31 im sorry to hear that. the auto generated subtitles on youtube are pretty good if your struggling to hear the casters. do you need me to email you over a link or do you know where to find it?
>>1884928he was, at the time
>>1884938you're melting so hard rofl
do you touch yourself to p1mple at night?
you must be so upset that d0nk at 17 was a better player
>>1884941what kind of rum do you like anon?
>>1884941kek similar except for me it's gin + sprite and cheap local store chips
>>1884943>do you touch yourself to p1mple at night?your too old to be asking me that, i will call the police on you sir
shitgolz cant even crush botvi
isn't that church window update going to ruin B for Ts? 1 flash and a molly on box is all you need to retake
What if, what if we fake A, but actually, we go... B.
people really started thinking mongolz is good because they got into major finals without beating a top 5 team
AHAHAHAHAHAH LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
this map is fucking crazy
FUCKING PATHETIC AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HOW CAN YOU FUMBLE THIS SHIT THAT WAY
>mongolz
I'd say choke incoming, but choke already happened
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what the fuck were the banana players doing at 22 sec left
That's a neat place in pit b1t held
MONGOLZ? MORE LIKE MONGLOLZ
16-14 mongolz. trust the plan.
am I the only one getting an annoying scrollbar at the bottom on youtube when I go fullscreen?
>>1884971no. you can scroll down and view comments in fullscreen for some reason
>>1884973Moustache guy looks like apEX's chubbier brother
I swear to god a ton of my smokes also bounce off the most inexistants fucking edges since we switch from cs:goD to cspoo.
>>1884979if mezii and apex had a kid
time management has to be the most infuriating issue to watch. it was an problem for mongolz the entire half
makazze went from 1-8 to 18-20
>>1884983the anti kyousuke
>>1884983he had some other maps where he was tier 1 on ct side and shit on T
>>1884983he was basically cannon fodder on T side, always going in first sometimes without even a flash
>>1884980>it's the game's fault i'm a bot! the s0mple cope
ohne is not cheering for navi anymore now that jl is gone...
>>1884973how do I get a qt mongolian gf?
>>1884991based
two birds with one stone
>>1884994Get a really fast horse and kidnap her
>>1884991jLegend was 90% of their aura and 100% of the soul, no reason to watch now
THAT'S WHY HE'S CALLED TECHNO4K
techno0.79 fragging and they're still losing
I wonder if its just bad idea to put a player on the flank instead of staring at the site
Like, 1 guy checks wrong corner, he dies and the execute fails
of course they flash the flank since techno wasnt pressured directly
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>this guy kills you 10 rounds in a row
How would you respond without sounding mad?
i wonder why makaze was 1-8 on t side kek
>>1885012>stay quiet>kill him 10 times in a row when he's on t side
enjoy this OT as the next match is just favelas
>>1884989>the s0mple copeThere are like half of current tier1 who were better during csgo.
Niko, Elige, spinx, rain, twistz, stavn, ax1le, all of them "sudde ly" becale bad.
So many young, physically capable hohol men in the crowd watching the video toy show while their homeland is getting crushed and raped. Interesting.
>>1885023Gabe is so based
>>1885025navi is just an international team now, most fans aren't ukrainian
>>1885024and yet s0mple was the only one who basically gave up until he was presumably low on drug funds
>>1885023gabe's gonna die in like 5 years anyway
fuck him
anyone else a bit tired of the banana fight
>wow this time they didnt rush banana and avoided util damage, how smart
>wow the ct flashes banana for a push
>wow that one guy stands on barrels and hits a headshot over the wall
>wow the ct left an awp to hold banana while they stack other site
makaze really really really likes spraying
should have mollied
what a noob
Holy fuarking THAI MING
This game really is RNG based lmao
the random IM being sprayed in smoke and now misinfo from wonderful peeking and seeing nothing which causes misrotate is some really bad timing for navi
>>1885023Another one? he has too many now, this mf lives in the sea
>>1885043>this mf lives in the seaHe did say he lives in a boat in some recent interview.
>>1885040techno and blitz made a sound queue as if they were leaving
>>1885041it would just distract him
LOLOLOLOLOL AHAHAHAHHA
KINOOOOOOOO
AHAHAHAHA CLASSIC WONDERFULL SHART MOMENT
s1mple would've clutched that.
did he flick away kek what a choke
>>1885041he uses the arena giant screen
is it childish to still be laughing about that guy who yelled the n-word during the opening ceremony
>>1885051yeah, he did great last time he played against them in an arena
>>1885062>>1885063https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxO44Zzm9BkYuG195Xv5Az5fMqpKufqdXz
>>1885043It's not yacht this time but a yacht shipyard. Gabe is thinking big. If you have addiction to yachts, why buy yachts when you can build them yourself?
cool to see the Mongolz relatives had time to go all the way to Cologne to support them
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>>1885064wow that sure is something
>>1885072if it's broke press f to fullscreen, then un-fullscreen it and it will fix itself
idk why it does that
>>1885064ayhahahahah lol nigaaaaaa
wonderful literally clears botwoo
aleksi acting cocky when the only reason why they didn't lose inferno was because of a bomb planting fumble.
>>1885081he said cool to a fix to a youtube bug how is that incel behavior bro
MACACAZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>senzu back to choking after finally delivering on stage in austin
bummer
That broke MongolZ's spirit. Next map is going to be a NAVI blowout.
we need to apologize to 'monkey style'
>>1885083just report and ignore
time for an actual good map
>>1884938>do you need me to email you over a link or do you know where to find it?zoomers are much more computer illiterate than young millennials fyi
>>1885099estilo macaco...
>>1885097>young millennialsyou can be your or a millennial you cant be both
>>1885095why can't we all be friends
>>1885099I hope falcons buys aleksib so I dont have to follow a team with this ugly players
>>1885104mmmmmmmmmmmmm.............
FREYA AND JANKO MY BELOVED YOU GUYS LOOK BEAUTIFUL
I can't stop laughing, I saw the molly hitting him for -1 and I started to laugh like a retard, if the bottle didn't hit him he would have died, lucky fucker
>>1885105It's unfair bros nexa gets to pound that daily
>>1885103What's up with Falcons fans and faggotry? My friend is also like this. He ALWAYS brings up how handsome NiKo while the game is on.
>>1885099JLegend clears him
Navi will never win a major with Macaquze.
>>1885114I mean this completely 100% sincerely.
Never fucking post here again.
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>>1885109why do people pretend you need to be sexually attracted to something to have preference
aesthetics are just aesthetics
>>1885120Genuinely what is this phenotype called?
just got recommended this
>uploaded 7 days ago
is this really the time to glaze karrigan?
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group stage Senzu appears
>>1885134>unwanted>played exclusively on top teams for over a decade
>>1885134Yes he's retiring
>>1885138was twistzz the only one who emo tweeted after the game?
>Overpass
>0 times played
>Win 100%
NAVI so good they don't even need to play to win
>>1885144he's the only good player on the team
no reason to be sad if you got beaten by an equal desu
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Oh no no no...boomers ain't gonna like this one!
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THREAD THEME: https://youtu.be/Qr0WT-3TiZ4?list=RDQr0WT-3TiZ4
TIME FOR A COMEBACK
>>1885156This image strikes fear in the hearts of the Chinese and Arabs
makazze will farm on ancient
>>1885157more importantly, in the hearts of ukranians
>>1880613 (OP)Intel has become a major sponsor of many CSGO tournaments like IEM, but I haven’t seen AMD sponsor any. I wonder if any pro players secretly use AMD CPUs at home especially the X3D models
>>1885165all the pros use x3d cpus at home, dunno what the pcs at intel sponsored tournaments use though
mongolz do love their ancient dont they?
>>1885161hes going monkey mode
>>1885172they've clapped navi on it before but that was with jLoser
Was the benching of jL justified?
uh hello? dont let him defuse?
>banger first map
>stomp second map
Name a more classic duo.
cheap pisder, cheap beer and counter-strike
let me guess, you need more?
>>1885194zrzut ekranu, is that you?
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>The MongolZ picked Ancient
Gg Vitality for your 8th trophy this year, your second Cologne and soon your next grand slam.
Unfortunately not a single of these bum ass teams can be good enough to beat you.
>>1885194siuhy fraud
taz fraud
ultimate fraud
Mongolz my boys... what a disappointment you are
shame that mongolz couldn't play this bad earlier, we could have kyousuke instead of this shit
at least they didn't get 13-0'd
>>1885201the quarter filled crowds and 50k remaining viewers will go wild, yay
nah fr these mongolians reached major finals?
>>1885201They all keep lifegaming against FaZe. FaZe are the only ones that can stop the Vitality era.
>>1885208they went out because of the two overpaid bots on the team
>>1885182for that peek on mirage against vitality alone, yes.
>>1885217>FaZe are the only ones that can stop the Vitality era.*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mongolz really thought they can bully makazze, makazze IS the bully you stupid fucks
>>1885194state of that fork
>>1885222shame about the diabeetus
>>1885200they actually banned nuke? lol
>>1885218well yeah they were under performing, and right now the mongolz are having similar ghosting performances from all but their igl
>>1885223kek nigga got that special ed fork
>>1885101>you can be your or a millennial you cant be both
alri it's over
time to fap
>tier1 vs tier 2 matchup be like
just woke up
liquidbros how are we feeling today?
>>1885223nigga.... it's not a fork, it's that thing to help you scratch your back
>we're contenders!!1!!!
>btfo by fucking navi
another embarrassing show for the asians
>>1885234>fapwe say goon now, gramps
>>1885234to hews frieren porn? I agree
Greatest comeback in CS2 history starts now.
>mouz vs furia next
both teams play entertaining cs and you're lying to yourself if you disagree
this just proves austin was cct mickey mouse major
>>1885246based 27 April 2025 poster
>>1885250here to watch molodoy shit on torzshit
>going for the knife when you're 9 rounds down
ok, i respect the hustle
>>1885251this proves that the major final was vitality vs navi
it actually was their hardest game.
they forgot about macacaze t side being a literal bot
>>1885255sorry but it's heimspiel for goatsi. he's gonna drop a 30 bomb
aleksib looking extra garbage today
>>1885245>hewswashed since 2019.
Feels like he stopped giving any effort in any of his illustrations, only shit out mediocre sketches with samefaces and wonky anatomy. A simple glimpse through his pixiv is saddening.
>>1885258he said something about playing like a retard in navi jr and has bad habits to unlearn
this feels so fake man damn
ok guys im about to lose focus until its 12-10 then navi wins with a tec 9 rush
Uhhh.. Why the fuck is bLitz with an AWP?..
i don't even like n0vi but hopefully they rape sp0r0t
at least makazze had pretty good first tournament now and it leads to good vibes in the future
>>1885275full time streamer
God I need Sjokz mommy so bad...
im glad navi won. tomorrow i'll watch the evil russians destroy the wholesome xoxols
btw sjokz was diagnosed with clinical depression
HOLY FUCKING SHIT SJOKZ MY BELOVED YOU LOOK STUNNING
kek what is that hag wearing
>>1885167>>1885169Most cs pros still use intelaviv btw
Intel+nvidia
Almost zero amd gpu
Source csgoprosettings
>>1885284thats fine since you can eat meds to fix your brains chemical balance
its worse if you're depressed because your life is literally not worth living and your body is in constant pain
Should I get an Astralis jersey? I got some spare change after getting Vitality one, and everyone else on tier1 scene is lacking in the jersey department, except Liquid but they're shit and I want them bankrupt
>>1885287no wonder im stuck at level 8
>>1885294yeah Im not betting navi to win vs spirit/vit
>>1885284that whore travels the whole world and needs to dress elegantly for her job scream for 1 hour max in total and she has depression top kek
>>1885285Man, Aleksi must be quite a manlet
>>1885304i will never touch a woman in my life because they aren't worth it
>>1885305he's confident which outweighs that debuff
that said, he's VERY short
do you think dona cheats on nexa? she has a retard face so i think she is too dumb to cheat or care
>>1885313>just fake your own interests for a woman bro
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it was pretty close to mongolz winning inf and then having a good chance at winning mirage
1 ancient half is now overwhelming the discussion
>>1885314>do you think woman cheatsYes
This was extremely boring
>>1885314hard to say
people who are with people far less attractive than them are either turbo cheaters or the most faithful. there's no middle ground
>>1885316nta but unless your only hobby is gaming, it won't matter dating wise
>>1885320you arent playing cs anymore dude you can turn that vibrance down
>>1885318how's your relationship with your mother?
stop interviewing players who cant speak english
freya dont look at me in the eyes like that
>>1885332>pay millions to organize an event>can't spare a few thousand for a couple of translatorsy?
eva elfie pretty overrated t.b.q.h famalamans
who was the guy who paid the stage rushers at copenhagen?
with the nigger incident and the NHH incident on the first day, i think we can expect bigger stuff in the semis and the final...
the valorant goat AND cs goat in one stream...holy moly
>>1885344some gambling site owner who lives in china?
>>1885344I need a hack to display some Hitler vids on the big screen
fuck i hate eceleb simps so much kys
>>1885351You do know that he only posts that shit because you make posts like these right?
how can you not appreciate ESL
>>1885356its owned by mudslimes
the goat of valorant is on ohne
at least tenz seems interested in cs, not like he just smelled the syrup like sgares and shroud
>>1885361Sean's downfall is pretty sad desu
>>1885362yeah, he's good-hearted idiot so i can't hate him
shroud, on the other hand...
can we pinpoint when ohne made a huge bet on mouz and lost?
furia is a bot team. loses 0-2 to saw twice. this won't be close.
>>1885361>at least tenz seems interested in csWhat makes him different from tarik and sgares? Pure coincidence that all of them just decided to show interest in CS at the same time? Yea right.
kscerato is a beast
his headshots are the sexiest in the game
>>1885378train is one of those maps where it wouldnt be surprising to see furia get 10 rounds on first half
>his headshots are the sexiest in the game
rain...
>>1885380tarik panders to the fans who followed him from cs, sgares had to switch because he destroyed his reputation in valo. tenz just seems to love both games
such hype level with those wierdoo zoomers is top kek
torzsi clears molobot sadly
>>1885396you are now walking manually
I still cant accept this "new" mouse logo, it fucking sucks so hard.
>>1885407Their game is fucking dogshit and has 3 lans per year. I'm sure they're starving for content
>>1885407means sgares was right but riot banned him for exposing it
>wake up
>vp prodigy raped liquid
kwab of the highest order liquidhaters gonna get diabetes from all the feasting lately
also does anyone have a clip of the n word thing and ye's song? yt seems to have removed the one which was posted earlier
>>1885412I think him and DDK were casters.
>>1885412went on a sperg rage that t2 t3 teams are cheating and matchfixing with really horrible evidence that not even his fanboys could defend
>>1885412nta but he tried to prove matchfixing with cs cheating schizo level "proof"
>>1885412He made an exposé on matchfixing and cheating within their scene, nobody gave a shit and riot blacklisted him because of it
im getting real tired of this desert bong SPUNJ. somebody kill this baldcel and bring back pansy with machine
>>1882948>>1882951sybau niggas #mouzup
>>1883623aint no way this bitch ass nigga said falcons aurora faze astralis AND shitquid :skull:
>>1885412reputation murdered by the matchfixing cabal
if Mouz want to actually start winning events they have to replace jim
Professorbros, I think it's over...
>>1885429oh yea no one matchfixes in valorant, a clean game unlike cheater strike cct bookieorgs 2
>>1885429he forgot his meds lol like i said not even his fans could pretend that his video was good, the shroud pubg webms were better evidence than what he showed
>>1885423https://competitiveops.riotgames.com/en-US/news/na-challengers-matchfixing-allegations
Don't worry bros riot investigated and found nothing wrong
>>1885441i swapped over to jl, dont wanna watch nexas dumb bitch
>>1885429sore loser meds moment even though it's possible he's also right
those valorants shitters dont even flex to each others how many competitions they win or how well are their placement. they only flex how much social media clout and money they earn. but for some people they do not matchfix lmao
>>1885448nigger they do matchfix but come with some actual evidence not that a dude didn't check his corner in a clutch so he's matchfixing
>>1885446>retired pro brother comes to watch>get 0 killslmao
>torzsi: 8-0
>molodoy: 0-5
awp diff wcyd
>>1885451his powers are diminished due to a VERY recent goonsesh (bathroom, 30 minutes ago)
he needs another 30 minutes to power up, trust
molodoysissies...... not like this...
>>1885456different tournament
>>1885454>it's so ahh cringeunc...
>>1885454this, much better when vit wins every tournament
if falcons didnt exist vitality wouldnt be this dominant
only genius can understand this statement
>>1885469>only genius can understand this statementno. it's a lukewarm take
>>1885454for all of cs faults, current vitality and prime astralis demonstrate that out of all esports, it is the only one where better skill (not necesarily only aimwise) = consistent wins, as it is in actual sports.
>>1885469fatx g2 would still exist and spirit would have kyousuke?
>>1885470you're not smarter than me pal
>>1885464that's a better storyline than anything valo ever produced
>>1885472g2 just had to get rid of sn0x and t0z and they'd be a title contender right now
spirit would have sold ksucky regardless because of roles
>>1885469just imagine g2 with kyousuke, teses, niko, m0nesy + 1 igl
>>18854793 stars, 2 shields, 1 fire
image-4
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le pizza face
not rating kyxsan is a big silver indicator
https://x.com/cs2newsupdate/status/1951319307863867560
what is unc doing
>>1885475?? nrg got raped by wildcard
torzsi is looking really suspicious
Just go back from writing an exam. Did I miss any more 'incidents'?
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384140/nrg-vs-vitality-blast-bounty-2025-season-2
huhhh
>>1885451>>1885457the post-goon haze is clearing...
t-minus 10 for optimal performance
>>1885505Low risk high reward. Maybe they're going for the Vitality gets food poisoning and forfeits angle.
>>1885486get raped by the BHC
>smoked a fat one
>my order of artery clogging fastfood just arrived
>now tuned in to watch some 'strike and call out a toggle or two
How about you?
WHAT THE FUCK JIMMY GOONER HAHAHHA
>>1885516i'm fat and haven't ate in 48 hours, might go for a month
>>1885522>gettin hella crunk on rum + monsterBased.
I've thought about mixing monster with liquor before but ultimately it seemed silly.
Which one did you use?
>>1885516ate some pretzels and a pint of rum and juice
I'm waiting for tomorrow for the big one
molodoy should be rookie of the year over kyousuke
>>1885535factual statement i'm afraid
>>1885536i think ksucky doesn't even qualify because of having only played in t1 for 5 months at the end of the year
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO how fucking shit are the crowd mics for someone to say nigga heil hitler right in front of it
cant you get jail for that in germany??
>>1885550yes you can lmao
FURIA TO BEAT VITALITY? it lowkey makes sense
mouzbros i think we need to make some changes if we lose to furia
>>1885555imagine risking your life to say heil hitler at a cs event, they must have cameras around the crowd to catch whoever went to the mic to say it
That's enough Mr. West, please, no more today
>>1885562if it's the copenhagen guy, he pays people thousands a pop to do stuff like this
>>1885563>>1885558just go on youtube and rewind you retards that dont watch the tourney
Mouz are too op with flashes this shit needs to be nerfed
dont touch your face molodog another zit might pop up keeeek
https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxP6FkV_V4V-7JQRAaq_CB_mscm0P8aBIS
NHH 2 Electric Boogaloo clip for those asking
>ohne making fun of mouz fans for being ugly
does bro own a mirror?
his pimpled face pisses me off so hard
is Accutane forbidden in Brapzil or what?
>>1885557yes molody destroys ZyPoo just like he did with $20 gorillion Falcons
>>1885577i really dont understand his immense hatred for mouz
people dont like the team but hes actually going too far
>have a smoke at 40 seconds left on ct
>win
>>1885588Perhaps it has something to do with a certain 2 individuals on the team
>>1885585my theory is he lost a big bet in the past
>>1885592thats why i hate them
Ez for Stinx best 0iq player
>>1885592it's funny as a meme answer but he clearly doesn't care
he loves flamez and heavygod
>>1885604Yeah but those two don't have the mad schlomo vibe xertion gives off
told you this game would be kino
shitty ladder physics lost that round
>I <3 Nafis sign in the crowd
Is that an actual person or is the entire crowd a bit too based for broadcast?
>Mark 'ohnePixel' Zimmermann
hmmm...
shut the fuck up, real match is live
>>1885607meh, i like xertion and spinx
and as for the palestine stuff, most young israelis have hitler tier opinions and i'd be surprised if flamez and heavygod don't share their opinions silently
>>1885618yes, they got 2nd in the big female cs tournamet (losing to real women)
>>1885616OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEE
LMAO SPINX THOUGHT IT WAS OVER
Falcons < Furia < Mouse < Spirit
SPINX WHAT ARE YOU STANDING UP FOR
>>1885636idk why they've started with these late pops
huge molodoy choke the last two rounds
bruh that nigga looked like mr bean
>see someones head
>they're shifting
>go for the 1scope flick instead of steadily hitting their pixel with 2scope
>ohne is literally on the verge of tears
as someone who hatewatches lulquid and astralis, this level of seething hatred is not normal
POORIAcucks... wtf is this...
why am I not actively annoyed by br monkeys screaming their lungs out
strange
Furia are done.
Tried too hard
>>1885659Okay but what does ohne have to do with the Reichstag?
For once I understand our resident /hm/homo. Seeing Molodoy's annoying pimple face enrages me. Playing for Furia only makes it worse.
dona has an albanian first name and an albanian last name
kek why is everyone either drunk, smoking, or vaping
>>1885663Albanians are hot as fuck, see Dua Lipa. They can both piss in me mouth.
i always get hard when i see donk
>>1885667>Albanians are hot as fuck
>>1885668be a mouz fan
also, hallå
>>1885668>RedditOH NO NO NO
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
>>1885668>poorfag pirate>altchan homo>niggerpixel watcheroh baby it's triple
>>1885679>exposes himself as: someone who pays to watch stuff, swedish, and a redditor in one fell swoop
>the trannies all use A4
our response goggers?
>>1885689reddit is not wrong for once
t. chud
>>1885689ah so thats how we get rid of the annoying crowd mics
good to know
>close OT into total stomp
fucking reruns
>>1885686That will be their downfall
Garbage gun which nobody ever truly loved
NHH has been the most exciting moment of the year for me.
Awp kinda ruins the game
every movement has this "If I move past this corner I get insta killed with zero chance of retaliating" feeling, and the awp guy wins the fight because he picked that corner to watch instead of being better at the videogame.
Awp has no place in competitive cs
>>1885700thats kinda sad unc
>>1885704its high risk high reward retard
also just use util to deal with it lmao
>>1885704rifler unc crashing out
idk what went through the mind of mouz to pick mirage against no brain full aim brazilians
>>1885704>flash/bait awp>misses>rape it that easy vro, also, the awp is in its weakest state since the games inception.
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
Uhhhhhhh 2tards?
>>1885713it literally just got buffed
>>18857114750 yen price
100 yen kill reward
>>1885711nta but if you miss, you die most of the time
and it's expensive
Deagle kinda ruins the game
every movement has this "If I move past this corner I get insta killed with zero chance of retaliating" feeling, and the deagle guy wins the fight because he picked that corner to watch instead of being better at the videogame.
Deagle has no place in competitive cs or at least should cost like a scout
>>1885704This. They should also cut down on util. First minute of every round is just people chucking nades around which do nothing but frustrate you.
Util should only be used for site takes
>>1885704>>1885721most autistic takes of the day
>>1885715Dis nigga forgot about cz:go
Tec9 kinda ruins the game
Every moment has this "if i move past this corner i get insta killed with zero chance of retaliating" feeling, and the tec9 guy wins the fight because he completely disregards the basics of cs and run n guns while i get punished for holding an angle and stopping before shooting.
tec9 has no place in competitive cs or at least should cost more like a deagle.
>>1885715some niggas won majors doing that
goatsi almost won that for them
torzi should've been a bit less of a bait?
>>1885715cs go wasnt like this
>>1885727Tec9 is such a retarded gun. It's useless until a certain range after which it suddenly becomes the most powerful weapon in the game.
it's over
mirage is 60% ct now
ngl, that was beautiful from Torzsi. really interesting round
>>1885739Most maps are ever since the A1-S buff
>>1885689kanye is at cologne?
Imagine if they made a "no awp" competitive game mode
it'd soon be the most popular mode
>>1885689Dey tryna silence YZY
>>1885740yeah, great play from him but i think Yekindar should have gone for the kill against Spinx way earlier and Furia wins that retake
anyhow unique round
>>1885745>I run in with no utility an brain
>>1885745we get it, you have unc ahh reaction times
now hush
CS should implement a sweetspot system like in Battlefield where you can only 1 shot someone in the body past certain range.
>awp completely dogshit due to unga-bunga XANTARES peek being meta
>all tier1 awpers work as full-time rifle part-time awp
>silvers still bitch about it
>awp completely dogshit
lol what is this bait
>>1885763why are you voluntarily self-doxing?
They turned off the crowd mic
>>1885767probably got drunk
>>1885769there should be a gofundme to compensate people yelling heil hitler at every tournament so they stop blasting some random drunks to the fucking audience in vain effort to seem more like real sports
https://x.com/axel_8k/status/1951349916502310950
wtf is going on in this cologne
>>1885776Things are happening in Germany...
>>1885776young germans are extremely racist
These jermans need to be gone bro, they gotta go...
why is a fucking tranny on my screen
>>1885779We're gonna come
>>1885786valorant doesn't have trannies
This furia is actually kinda fun to watch now desu
I'm impressed Fallen can put up okay numbers with his roles and age
>NHH mic spammers
>trannies
What fucking shitshow is this?
>>1885792Welcome to counter strike
>>1885792the duality of germany
>>1885786Average /magog/ poster AHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>1885793welcome to cs2 nigger this shit was NOT happening in csgo
>>18857922025 deutschland
>>188578650% Ohne's chat is eww and 50% is trans pride, mods included. the reflection of who he was and who he is. sad to see the downfall.
Getting a lot of alt-right vibes from the crowd
spinx is so fucking good man
>>1885803literally ruined vitality entire last year
>>1885727>>1885734cope czcucks tec9 is the best
>>1885776people are starting to nootice
>>1885778yung germs aka roaches
>>1885808it's been confirmed
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIS KEKINDAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2YoJlOA7mg
>>1885816yeah actually forgot where bomb was, just spamming completely randomly
>LE MIC NO WORK NLNL
so fucking fake
No gooning for Jimi today
molody misses a lot of shots
the awp just doesnt work with subtick
>>1885704the awp is the only thing that makes this game tactical
okay so pooria loses 2-1 instead who cares
>people are STILL doubting The Professor
>>1885848fallen is whiter than 2 members of mouz
ISSO AQUI É BRASIL
VAI TOMA NO CU GRINGO FILHO DA PUTA
>brazil's best team
>speaks english and gets carried by two imports
humiliation ritual
fallen
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is there no official portugese cast? it's just gaules which is brazilian ohnepixel right?
ynk dunking on pimp is always kino, they clearly hate eachother.
>>1885856Mouz is carried by jews
So Dona said the super drunk guy was from Wales
>>1885863goatsi isn't jewish
>>1885863nobody pretends mouz is germany's best team
why is he so mid this year?
>>1885873twitter banned porn
>>1885873spinx took his good roles
>>1885873maybe the failed Falcons transfer has something to do with it
>>1885873Filled with regret from regretting the Falcons bag
>>1885877did he actually take any of his roles?
>>1885880how about you watch the games, buddy?
>>1885873baiter spinx
see mezii before spinx, with spinx, and after spinx
50/50 inferno snoozefest or kino quadruple OT
>>1885873>refused Falcons bag because m0NESY didn't join>m0NESY joins 3 months later
Now that's a caveman rush
>>1885890supposedly the bag wasnt big enough
https://www.twitch.tv/gaules
we are here btw
molodoy is ultimate except better
All of this hype and stuff just for whoever wins to get mauled by Vitality tomorrow
Eternal reminder that Faze can go fuck themselves for letting ropz go there and ruin the competitive scene
>>1885896Falcons would be struggling a lot less if they had a proper anchor in jimpphat
>>1885914yup, not even fun anymore just a fight for 2nd/3rd to get assblasted by vitality im tired
>>1885914youre factually correct
i dont disagree
okay so pooria flukes with luck and wins?
they lose tomorrow who cares?
>>1885846simmer down monkey
>lost a duel to long range mac10
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1885916yeah, you're right
just ONE more guy who's top 5 in his role
GET FUCKED MP5SHITTERS GET FUCKED MP5SHITTERS GET FUCKED MP5SHITTERS GET FUCKED MP5SHITTERS GET FUCKED MP5SHITTERS GET FUCKED MP5SHITTERS GET FUCKED MP5SHITTERS GET FUCKED MP5SHITTERS GET FUCKED MP5SHITTERS GET FUCKED MP5SHITTERS GET FUCKED MP5SHITTERS GET FUCKED MP5SHITTERS GET FUCKED MP5SHITTERS GET FUCKED MP5SHITTERS GET FUCKED MP5SHITTERS GET FUCKED MP5SHITTERS
really not a fan of the hook-nosed tribe
>>1885878>>1885879>>1885890>>1885892>>1885896Shouldn't he be HAPPY that he didn't join?
>>1885916JUST ONE MORE TRANSFER BRO
teses is not a superstar so we are allowed to get one on his place
>>1885939all that you have left when you retire from cs is the bag
no one cares about your trophy from 15 years past
jimi must regret it now if it means a lot of money lost for his overall career
>>1885945I agree bro this roster is fucking dead kick teses and get b1t then we can finna win cct
>>1885939>Shouldn't he be HAPPY that he didn't join?Both got one PGL trophy but one pays SIGNIFICANTLY more than the other
>>1885939>Shouldn't he be HAPPY that he didn't join?why?
>Eco'd
it's over huebros...
The mouse beats the panther
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
Uhhhhhhhh 2tards?
>>1885959the bee shits on both
did fallen get a 4k with 9hp?
>>1885965Neither will goophat get it (the bag)
its fine mousbros its t-sided map
these monkeys cant stop getting lucky ts legit pmo
>>1885984oh wait mouz won that round finally
>>1885992his face and molodoy's face pmo
>>1885992T side Inferno is Liquidar's turf bro.
>>1885992back to stealing paychecks
he was good when he was thin and sent out like Jame's bulldog, now he's fat and direction-less
>>1885844>>1885984>>1885993unc learned a new acronym lmao
All this just to lose to Vitality in the semis, MOUZ' existence truly is pityfull
mouz has better chance vs vitality anyway
So when Mouz wins this in about half an hour it's going to secure a Vitality vs Donk final I guess?
>>1886001that's everyone (except vitality's) existence
>>1885931>just ONE more guy who's top 5 in his roleyeah title contending teams tend to have those
>>1886010kek keep sucking failcl0wns cock bitchboy
>>1886007Do I need to pull up the exertion interview where he himself says being #2 sucks?
I READ THE SCRIPT MOUZ WILL LOSE
>>1886010failclowns aren't a title contender
>>1886012Irrelevant, I'm assuming you're a fan of some team other than Vitality so Mouz is still better than whatever shit team you support so calling their existence pitiful is moronic.
kek Kscerato with the Zywoo tactic
>>1886018bodied that freak
god DAMN these rounds are tense
>>1886028desu they are sending him alone for info plays the entire map
>>1886018Nigga it doesn't matter if you're #2, 3 or 50. You didn't win shit. Yes I support a team other than Vitality but at least that team is interesting and has personalities outside of retweeting jap porn.
are furia a legit top 5 team now or are mouz bottling it?
>>1886037https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383591/furia-vs-saw-fissure-playground-1
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383572/saw-vs-furia-fissure-playground-1
Does this answer your question?
>>1886034tell me the name so I can bully you to kys
probably failcl0wns or sum gay shit
>>1886034how do you know the players you support have interesting personalities?
bro literally can't see xertion because of kissing his monitor
>>1886028"zywoo is top 1"
lmao molodoy couldn't believe he is still alive
>>1886042watching the team vlogs
LETS FUCKING GO FALLEN LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1886049and you don't watch mouz's vlogs.
>everyone in the arena cheering for furia
Like we say in Brazil
BRUTAL NÃO SOBROU NADA PRO BETINHA INCEL
Mouze are such mentalbabies
>>1886056>Like we say in Brazilbased larper
>nigga actually lives in brazil
grim
What a fucking chaotic round holy fuck
that's it im tearing down my jimi wallpapers and burning my jimi bodypillow
now you remember mouz being famous stage chokers
just hit like 2 more bullets and win the round
the util was perfect
it's over. mouz needs to disband.
>>1886059>>1886067Are you retarded? They came back from much worse situations at the major.
>>1886070If shitquid won't disband Mouz is fine.
>>1886063https://wss.youtube.com/watch?v=bN6TICxrHiA
MOLODOY DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK
>>1886067hasn't been true since last year
do you actually not watch any events?
>>1886080it's not a jinx, you niggas have the memory of a goldfish
biggest issue is that he can only awp
>>1886088not an issue if he always has an awp
just started gooning to some interracial porn, to give energy to jimmi and /ourjews/
if furia lose kscerato will get his family kidnaped
>gotta work my second job after this series ends
ahhhhhhhhhhhh
>>1886092>/pol/tard try not to mention interracial porn challenge
SPINXGOD FINALLY SOME LUCK FOR MOUZ
We watching after the game
https://www.twitch.tv/akiratsukiyono
THEY ARE RAGE HACKING KEK
hahah ksacerato masterclass
Fuck you Furia I have a movie to catch and you choke this
>>1886105>>1886106>>1886109they knew he was there, retards
classic mouz comeback, was never worried
>you thought fallen would deliver when it mattered
>>1886118Based Mouzchads we livin good
the worst thing is that they had advantage in the last 3 rounds.
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JfDOVlGol8
POORIASISTERS, B-B-B-BUT P-PROFESSOR PRESENTE!!!!!!
those who bet on mouz at 8-1 odds must feel good about now
>>1886133evil always wins.
>>1886131They're at the library of Rio right now, silence shhhhh
>>1886133don't care. I will stop watching when the charisma teams are out (furia, pain, falcons)
The mossad hacks kicked in
Another Furia choke on CT Inferno just like Austin
>>1886139Isnt he a germ? why does he hate them?
APOLOGIZE NOW
FILL IN THE APOLOGY FORM NOW
aaaand that was the last match of CS esports for this year. bye guys
>>1886145I'm German.
another day, another brollan masterclass comeback
are we really surprised?
another mickey mouse tournament for vitality
BOTCERATO could not refuse the bag and threw 3 rounds in a row.
>>1886148I'm German and I hate MOUZ.
>>1886153bye bye casual bitch, keep crying Kaike
>>1886148name 1 (one) German on Mouz roster
>>1886160explain yourself
>>1886157niemand ist mouzfan du incel. guck dir mal an wie die aussehen. wie kann man solche opfer supporten.
>>1886162fettes incel opfer.
torszi always sounds high
I feared molodoy and yekindar's luck. thank you mouz bros.
>>1886167Not even gonna translate that, shit weren't you leaving ackhmed? Don't let the door hit you on the way out bitch.
hmpf
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this is what match fixing looks like
>>1886174Yeah bye bitch fuck off allahu hoo oo aa aa
lil j
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We watching
https://www.twitch.tv/akiratsukiyono
im not even brazilian but im so fucking angry at kscerato for ruining everything. because of that retard 5 soul lacking individuals passed to semifinals
>jerman so angry he starts yapping in germanese
lmao
>>1886183>im not even brazilian but OOO AAOOOA AOObitch wtf?
reminder the one mouz fan itt also admitted to being an indian
>>1886183I agree but they will be farmed by godpex and zywoo tomorrow
>>1886184you are supporting literal nobodys. anyone who supports a noname team like mouse over Fallen is a newfag.
>>1886183him and yuurih are too mediocre in moments where they need to step up
bro how are you going to get outdone on the rifle by fallen
All memes aside, how do you defeat vitality?
>>1886189there's at least 3 of us, hatewatching and memes aside
>MUH F0LLEN THE PAYCHECK STEALER
lowest IQ brapzilians here? all the high iq fans I've talked to hated Fallen for overstaying his welcome and milking his fame
>>1886183he fucked up two rounds towards the end but Yekindar was really the one dragging them down on the entire inferno. i think they could have easily won T side 8:4 or something if he just hit regular shots.
even on that round when Kscerato was caught with nade in hand, Yekindar overplayed on banana, they did 200 dmg with nades and a kill and he went searching for Xertion and died
>>1886183we NEED to kill everyone on MOUZ and VIT otherwise CS is doomed
especially that filthy jew xertioN
https://youtu.be/6L_rN_AwbLU?feature=shared
>>1886191a woman in my thread?
kinda based
>>1886208sus https://youtu.be/6L_rN_AwbLU?t=48
>>1886200you wait, saw mezii acting a bit cocky lately.
>>1886200Mouz were unironically pretty close at Austin but Train is such a shit ass map. If they change their veto tomorrow they actually have a solid chance.
>>1886189I said i was a fan of MOUZ's academy program, not their NPC ass team.
>>1886181>1000$ in skins>game running barely over 60fpsi may never understand
>>1886189KEK and? This is how you cope?
>>1886215Did I allow you to speak to me? You shiteater.
>>1886200You can't in a BO3
>>1886215You don't have to explain yourself to that bitch, retard.
>1886218cope monkey
>>1886214not with this level of teamplay, they were bailed out by individuals and opposition mistakes today
Vitality will clean them up easier than in Dallas
But what if it's MOUZ - NAVI finals?
>>1886214no they weren't, and i say that as a fan
at least they don't have to play a five-mapper this time though
>>1886226>vitality dropping a seriesnot in this lunar cycle
Vitality vs NAVI finals
ZywOo will get a taste of the monkey style and lose.
>>1886226it wont happen retard
>>1886164No German roster so I might as well go for the fun ones (G2 and GL).
https://www.youtube.com/live/Xpr-Hr4sS6A?feature=shared
FURIA TRAIN AINT OVER BOYS GET THE FUCK IN HERE
Yeah I root for Mouz, what now bitch? Unless you root for Vitality you better lower your fucking tone when addressing me. And the only way you address me is with "Sir", got it bitch?
>>1886208this is retarded
>>1886241Pipe down, bitch
>>1886200The crux of the matter is beating them just once, and convincingly. They're largely being carried by confidence right now.
Also learn to fucking stop losing to Tec-9 rushes, every time Vit are finally on the ropes they do one of those and win the match, it's so tiresome to watch it happen every time
>>1886243We'll see tomorrow bitch.
>>1886241Settle down poopskin.
>>1886248if you believe anyone but vitality wins the tourney you are a dumb retard
mouz vs spirit is the most kinographic final possible
their h2hs are always heat
clown mode, go to sleep you fags
>>1886254https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383986/m80-vs-wildcard-thunderpick-world-championship-2025-north-america-series-2
we are here
there is literally no team to support now
>mouz
5 niggas genetically engineered to be boring as shit
>spirit
i dont think anybody wants a nigga named "swine" to win + chopper is there
>navi
aleksib + ukranians + fictional country citizen winning must be something horrible to witness
>vitality
no point supporting the number 1 team unless you are french
Me? I just want to see Falcons lose, and if they are already out I want to see Spirit lose until they kick chopper, sh0r0 and zont0x out of the team.
>>1886259I kinda want to see navi win cuz makazze is embracing his macaco side and drops trvkes here and there in interviews
MOUZ won but at least Liquid lost today
All the good guys lost today...
>>1886263>chopperok, respectable
>sh0r0 and zont0xretard
>>1886281sh1to is a mediocre awper and zont1x is doghit
>>1886283>mediocre awperlol didn't watch his latest games i guess
>>1886285we don't bite into sh1to's lifegames here, he'll become dogshit once cologne ends
>>1886290you know lifegame is when you have ONE single game where you're s1mple reincarnation, not multiple games
>>1886285>didn't watch his latest games i guessOf course. I don't watch Spirit games on principle. It disgusts me that sh1to, fatgixx, zont1x and chopper get to call themselves major champions because of donk.
>>1886293call them "payroll games" then, idc whatever term you want to use, the point is that this shit won't last, as it never does
>>1886294the streets know they won because of magixx
>>1886302Old gen bros... Why can't they be immortal?
>>1886302imagine actually deciding to step down when you can just qualify for the major and get easy 200K capsule money every times.
remember when we were all hyped for cs2
>>1886368Today news came out Gaben bought a yacht builder in my country. Reminded me of the fucking state of this game.
I just can't wrap my head around a company neglecting it's golden goose this bad. Nothing about the launch of CS2 makes sense from a normal, sane, business perspective.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/529853754800866483
GAME IS FIXED
>Fixed a bug that would prevent firstperson viewmodel lag.
uhhh bros, wtf?
>>1886380time for twitter theorists to say how the game is saved and fixed everything
well ??????????????????? is the game finally like it was in csgo ????
what if jLoser comes back to tier one next season and wins an event?
that would be the worst thing to ever happen in cs
>>1886380What does this even mean
>>1886411>talking right after locking on himumm...
>>1886413>what if jLoser comes backhe gets 10k+ viewer by being a streamercuck at home close to his girl and stuff
not gonna happen, he knows he is shit and has peaked
>>1886427if you took away the HUD people would think they're watching some high level HvH match
>>1886411yes yes, let's toggle while I save my famas!
>>1886411Sus.
Didn't aim reticle at the wall opening the complete time, but reticle is at wall...precisely at enemy.
Pretty based. War.
>>1886453delusional retards that have nothing going on in their lives outside cs never cease to amaze me
now that chrisj has been sent back home to the netherlands, do you think they'll turn the crowd mics back to a normal level?
Hey, check out my trash silver fragmovie
https://youtu.be/m1CB-jA2dwc?si=nzZqp3-0r9xicK8J
playing valorant after premiering it up feels like drinking clean fresh cold water after the most horrible warm one
what a fucking horrible piece of shit product
https://x.com/stofeyxd/status/1951419613192892441
THE BHOP STILL ISNT FIXED FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES RETARDED DEVS
>>1886471Its only a minute long
https://twitch.tv/dooby3d
>>1885139>exclusivelyalso he made a new lineup when he joined mouz, it was just ropz and unbenched chrisj iirc
>>1886496m80 is a real team
wildcard is a collection of free agents serving contractually obligated prison time
zont1x needs to share some skin care tips and tricks with molodoy
dude has a completely normal complexion now after looking arguably even worse than him for years
>>1886595it's his asian gf
having heard molodoy's voice, I don't think a gf is in the cards any time soon
niko being a shitty ghostcomming schizo makes me feel so represented
>>1886595AM: benzol peroxide
PM: tretinoin
Didn't know coop had a lot of mmo experience, based
Flashpoint would have saved NA...
>>1886777every founding team but mibr is dead now
and every other attending team except havu is dead too
>kick magixx
>replace magixx with another magixx
What's the point?
>>1886780Think of how much NA talent this would have produced
>>1886780cloud9 will return to na... soon...
>>1886786yeah but only insofar as it would've forced eu pros to hang around la pugging and scrimming
flashpoint 1 na teams were tragic, flashpoint 2 na teams didn't exist
>>1886780Man, I remember c0ntact
>show up out of nowhere>pay out the ass for the CR4ZY lineup after nexa and hunter had bailed for G2>participate in zero tournaments aside from Flashpoint>play like shit>pick up Spinx and smooya>still shit>never achieve anything, never even work on their brand>team disbands eventually>completely disappearWhat was up with that
https://xcancel.com/skinflowgg/status/1951404473676657131
wtf
>>1886804scamming vc money
liquid was like that too, but they either got so much money they couldn't burn through it all or they forgot it was a scam and just kept going
Bros I love clutching so fucking much it's unreal. Clutched 4 1v3s today. Clutching at match point to keep the game alive is better than sex.
>>1886862-Nertz/ultimate +random NA player to secure that NA sticker money
>>1886933That's not a critique tho
>>1886933flamus big mad cuz his pro career is basically over lol, fuck that guy
>>1886933i dont understand if this is ironic and he means makazze is giga toxic or something
>>1886933playing with electronic damages the soul
>>1880613 (OP)>simple joins bc.gameWhat the fuck. Magog literally predicted this.
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apparently this is where the mics are mounted so people can just walk up and shout into them
>>1886973*clears throat*
NIGGER
>>1887000>Krauts find shit like this hilarious Total KWAB
>>1887001apEX setting down the trophy as somebody screams nigger is lowkey kinda funny though
https://youtu.be/F8IqL17UCVY
https://youtu.be/ACnOL5gatfs?t=269
there was no n-word yelled during the opening ceremony
take your meds
>>1886952>>1886958Fl4mus is right here because he is objectively better looking than that ogre subhuman
no matter what he says
>>1886973NIGGA HEIL HITLER
>>1886933a lot of talk from a guy who achieved nothing in tier 1 and got benched 6 months into a 4 year contract.
>>1886860can you imagine them being war leaders? no
no aura.
>>1886973so the mics are near the cheapest fucks? I get they want the "ultras" to not be to loud in the broadcast but that's really very embarassing.
>>1886973almost like it's done on purpose to drive engagement.
>>1886973ALL MY NIGGAS NAZIS
The only man who can save Liquid...
>>1886411crisp clean locks
pimp
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>>1887168what's the rope around his chest?
>>1887169Idk man. Heart rate monitor?
>>1887160on that topic, stewie was definitely cheating
https://youtu.be/txX6Eu61FZE
>>1887175If you pull up a Dan M video to prove your point you're clinically retarded.
How can Vitality be stopped?
>>1887182the video literally proves he cheated
>>1887184cancel apex for saying the n word
>>1887068>the very obvious sound cutoff for 2 secskek
>>1887185Is it the same kind of proof as s1mples mouse jiggle?
>>1887175>he's wrong, because uhhhh because he just is!my man Dan M was NEVER debunked
>>1887191>locks onto target behind wall >"oh i need to be less blatant">*starts randomly moving the mouse in different directons*why does he do this trillions of times tho
https://www.twitch.tv/JoJoDJ
This game IS SO BAD why the fuck is he hopping around like Neon from Valorant ???
Vitality EZ win
Spirit has got this too
Overall it's gonna be a kino final
>>1887206bhop is supposedly the most op it's ever been right now
but you need to do some weird stuff like limiting fps to 64
>>1887208Yes you can do it with only spacebar, you bind it so that when you press it you get fps_max 64 and then you need to use a cfg with subticked binds or something, really easy to do and not bannable
>>1887211yeah it's not bannable but obviously something is wrong and it will likely get changed soon
>>1887205Kussi on the bussi bruda
zywoo
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>>1887168>me when I see sjokz
the melbourne video is absolute kino
>>1887169to hid the scars from the breasts removal
>>1887184apex tilting can. I saw apex getting mad at zywoo this event.
>>1887238not a fan of niko agreeing to talk about his chokes, not necessary for such video. as he said whiffing happens a lot so why bother talking about it?
>>1887251his cultural impact is insane you already know who i'm talking about
FREYA MY LOVE YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL TODAY
>>1887249maui isnt live yet
>>1887255I think I'm seeing double
donk is finna donk navi outta this event
>>1887252I know cuz you cocksucker spam his link every thread
>donk is excited
Oh. It's over. Just close your eyes navi sisters he will try to make this as painless as possible.
Spirit finna get booed and it'll break zweih's confidence. 0.30 stinker incoming.
mihai ivan masterclass
sp0r0t are gonna get humiliated now that mental midget gayL is gone
>>1887268he's about to get (g)aped (monkey style)
>>1887273i want navi to win because i like iM but i hate bot and aleksibitch
>>1887276Unc is scared of me and making threads early again lmao
>>1887276>291a little desperate, unc
Will the Spirit boos beat out Kato?
Kek ESL doing their best to mute the boos
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Based makazze commiting seppuku
do the observers really not have a mode "the teams are actively playing the game chasing guns so dont switch camera out of the game"?
Its always a bit strange to see