Thread 1880613

just give it to them already... edition

too ez for furia

Sad for /ourheavyguy/, huNter, guatemalan NiKo
Happy for Yeki in his redemption arc, The Professor and mologod

>>1880613 (OP)
ydkb
spirit wins inna finals, book it

>>1880616
so mad

It was a good scrap and after sAw puts hunter in line and kicks sunpayus we will start to win

threadly reminder
>shit movement
>baiter
>no scopes instead of quick scopes
>mvps and tops 1 as an awper
>ukrainian
>drunktard
>scammed his loyal fans with a self dick sucking course
>won a major because electronic sold his soul just to stop niko
>with him navi won a major after 5 years, without him in less than 1
>currently playing for a tier 9 team
>electronic i dont care that you are carrying this team, become an igl that i will order and wont obey
>b1t i dont care that you are a rising star, you will waste your best years being a fodder

>>1880622
Praying for Vitality vs NAVI finals
Spirit should never win a tournament again until they get decent players to actually help donk.

>>1880626
>implying navi are beating mongolz

>>1880626
>random GOATkrainian hate
>lil ziggie dindu nuffin

>>1880629
you're more of a s1mplebro than the actual s1mplebros, keep on keeping his name alive

>>1880630
but they're shit because helping donk is all they do.

I don't think it has ever been this easy to point out the problem.

G2 is ass

>>1880639
the problemS

>>1880639
obviously
fallen needs to go

imagine your ancestors picked the wrong america and you ended up brazilian

>>1880639
KCERATO got a 1.90 rating on d2, he plays A site on inferno and FURIA rarely plays aggressive there.

>>1880640
source?
they need time tho

>>1880639
>I don't think it has ever been this easy to point out the problem.
brazilians?

Yekindar is back

>>1880639
confirmed brazilians are trash

>>1880639
Brazilians are the best support players confirmed.

>>1880659
guess portuguese speakers are their kryptonite

>>1880664
>zont1x
>40 year old
>pedo uncle
>140cm goblin
>fattie 2
>god of onions
what a team

>>1880664
shit shoes

>>1880664
hally hitting the "dad in family portrait" pose

>>1880669
Shut it manletsnake

>>1880669
this + why are they wearing shoes indoors?

>>1880664
Russian single father with his five sons

>>1880672
zontix looks like he has manlet shoes, this is why he looks so depressed? actually ashamed of being a manlet?

>>1880639
brazilians are good support cuckolds for superior europeans

>>1880677
being a manlet doesn't really matter in his case since he has yellow fever and is 10cm taller than asian men anyway

funny how these irrelevant shitters trash talk brazilians when brazilians have 2 majors (1 of them cologne) 1 cologne and 1 blast under their belts. you can only shit on them if you are danish, swedish, russian or french.

>>1880684
raped by saw twice

quick brazilian nobel prize count check?

>>1880688
One
>Peter Medawar, who received the 1960 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine, was born in Brazil but renounced his Brazilian citizenship at a young age
KEK
Zero, then.

>>1880684
it's literally a downie from /int/ spamming here since the end of last thread, no one really cares about Brazilians one way or the other in 2025 (except some burgers i noticed seething here from time to time), they have a healthy scene but lack stars to truly break into tier 1 again

>>1880693
>they have a healthy scene
Brapzil cope, having 10 morbillion DEI spots and never going out of groups without cannibalism isn't a healthy scene

>>1880684
nigga y'all haven't won anything after the plumber era

>>1880693
he genuinely has autism
what alerted him to the thread was hueposting during our falcons hate watch (vs mibr) and he took it at face value

there are no brazilians here
what the fuck is this schizo posting

>>1880706
there is one and he barely posts

Mongolia: 1 MVP
Brazil: 0 MVPs since 2018
vamoooooos gaules

>>1880715
how the fuck does mongolia have an mvp? is it some frauded asian tournament?

>>1880718
yalla compass 2024

>>1880718
you better show some respect to the yalla compass goat right NOW and apologize.

>>1880718
yes

>>1880682
he has yellow fever because he's insecure.

>>1880724
similar level to fissure i guess. maybe slightly worse.

Meanwhile, in Elisa Masters EsPOO 2023, the only tournament Brazil won in 5 years...

>>1880704
everyone hates monkeys here newfag

>>1880736
yes we do, so go away

>>1880732
Yeah but MongolZ won a car and TyPoo didn't, making YaLLa better

>>1880733
kinda fraudalent to give mvp to him with only 1.24 rating and he didn't even do good in the finals

>>1880732
considerably worse since all of those teams except maybe 2 were in dire shape at the time and they faced neither in the final

>>1880746
what was the car worth?

>>1880748
kscerato is a massive baiter, a brother to blameF, and he had a worse rating
HLTV's MVP page even says as much, outright saying that nawwk had a higher impact

>>1880729
well, at least he doesn't externalize his manlet rage as much as manletsnake for example

>>1880759
okay it's possible
giving mvp by total rating is also kind of dumb. like for example, getting 1.40 in a 13:11 game is 10 times more important than getting 1.70 in a 13:2 game.

>>1880669
chunky 90s sneakers are back in style unc

>>1880767
nta but i think the final should have a much bigger impact on the mvp consideration than it does

>>1880664
they look like a couple of boys at the sleepover getting forced by a kids mom to take a pic together

where does magixx go?
i suggest bc.game.

what the fuck is 9k premier elo
you either get people who know every smoke/molly or literal bots that just picked up their mouse

>>1880767
when it's 2-1 with a stomp I only check rating on the close maps
I think the hltv round swing thing or leetify rating are the ideal situation, shows who actually contributed to each round vs who stayed alive or farmed ecos

this is what karrigan calling does to a mf

>>1880781
i'm around 15k and barely know any line-ups
i let the utilisissies handle that

>>1880791
i know you can get high without knowing shit but the skill discrepancy is unreal

you should be able to see grenade trajectory in game and lineup camera to see where it goes (without seeing enemies and shit on that camera)
having to learn nades is so giga homo

>>1880792
a lot of people just play competitive game modes because casual ones feel completely pointless
people seethe about my lack of util knowledge in cs and about my off-meta picks in overwatch. i'm just having fun

>>1880794
i think it's meaningful component at the top levels because it's one of those relatively small details that's almost muscle memory that you'll fuck up in front of a crowd of 10k
esports would be really boring without any mistakes which is why i think most people dislike eras

what the fuck was this

>>1880803
if he had done only 1.00 falcons would've been in the playoffs now
literally all his fault

>>1880803
What you see is what you get

>>1880803
what too much bussy does to a mf

Has anyone played the game since the new update?
How does this shit keep happening? Performance is noticably worse, none of the new animations I've seen to far are cool and community servers are way more broken than usual after an update.

>>1880803
imagine the bettor's faces watching niko live on tv performing like karrigan. that bosnian nigga probably has many death threats right now

how do you fix complexity? (serious answers only)

>>1880822
buy up vitality

>>1880822
-nicx
-JT
+s1n
+JBa

>>1880823
that's not a serious answer
really disappointed in you, bro

>>1880811
Dude is 17 years old, quit it b.

>>1880830
18 (halfways to 19, birthday in january)

>>1880824
i wouldn't hate them picking up s1n but if you're poaching m80 players, just get lake over jba too?
also, other than his once in a blue moon lifegames, cxzi is ass

ist est over fur micht?

>>1880836
cxzi is better than nicx, and I consider removing jt a far higher priority
also JBa may be a free agent, I have no idea what's going on in Wildcard, they may implode soon, so Jason Lake won't have to pay as much, given that the org is already dirt poor

>>1880838
alter... soll ich nett sein oder ehrlich sein?

>>1880822
-jt, he's been with many iterations and never been able to break them through even when he had solid pieces like grim+elige+hallzerk
+steel for free agent or stanislaw for buyout
note that steel already igl'd cxzi and made him look like a player they'd want already
-nicx, he just can't perform even at floppy's old 1.00 vs top 5/10/20/30 level
+floppy for free agent or jba for buyout
they're operating on a tight budget still i'm pretty sure and couldnt even afford mithr to coach
also s1n is rumoured to be on his way out to BIG on a buyback clause (and is shit who hasn't done anything with m80)

>>1880847
honest brudda alta manno

>>1880849
es ist vorbei digga

>>1880822
sell hallzerk ($300.000)
kick nicx
get Wolffe ($0)
get slump ($0)
get Kuben ($10)

>>1880850
alltaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>1880853
awpers suck ass, and hallzerk is one of the ones that suck the least, Jason can absolutely get a bag for him if G2, FaZe, GL, Liquid decide to pull the trigger

>>1880803
>durr I can offload my effort now I got kyousuke!

>>1880853
nta but what's wrong with that assertion?

>>1880853
Unironically sell Hallzerk to G2

>>1880854
>>1880858
>>1880859

>>1880848
also i know what steel's asking for salary and its barely more than min wage so col can afford him

>>1880861
why did vitality even pick up this shitter baka...

is chopper really better than nafany?

>>1880861
one bad game years ago on a team of uncs
did you lose a bet on this shit? lmao

>>1880869
yes

>>1880873
he wasnt a 0.85 bot though

>>1880876
he was worse

>>1880876
what year is it now nigga

>>1880879
>>1880881
just have go back to 2021 form

>>1880884
launch another covid and you'll see XANTARES vs nafany in your Cologne grand finals

remember this?

>>1880892
funniest transfer on 2025

look guys we arent cheating

>>1880822

with simplicity, +s1mple (rifler)

flusha is playing faceit with s1mple

>>1880992
2cheaters

Remembered while on toilet...watching IEM, saw chicken floating at stairs in apartments in Inferno.
Latest patch, Anons? Care to explain?

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/529853754800865283
ITS UP

>>1880997
>Latest patch, Anons?

Nope.

>>1880998
>Fixed a case where movement button changes were ignored while adjusting view angles at very high frame rates
are gay bhops back?

>>1880998
No VR? Shan't be playing. Just watching.
PavLover here.

>>1880861
maybe the most retarded post itt
actually impressive

>>1881006
made u seethe tho

kyousuke

>>1881008
yeah if you pull a gun out and shoot yourself in the head in front of me I'm also gonna go "wtf why'd that happen, that was stupid"

bombs on minimap show up wrong, volvo plz
just had a round where bomb was shown mid-ct-side on d2 while it was short
the fuck

>>1881013
>[ GAMEPLAY ]
> Speculative fix for a rare case where the dropped bomb appears in the wrong location
I guess it was only speculation

bhopping is still fucked up

>>1881018
proof?

>>1881022
i just tried it in game

magixx ratings vs mouz 2025:
>0.90
>0.83
>0.70
zweih
>0.99

>brazilian team makes the playoffs
>look inside
>actually just the two euros doing all the hard work
huh

thunderpick NA showing some kino fast paced clown fiesta CS

what would need to happen for you to like/support niko? for me is if he returns to any of his previous teams, signing up for falcons was a very greedy move ngl

>>1881081
Stop playing.

>>1881079
who's next up out of na that I haven't heard of

>>1881081
go back to faze under karrigan

>>1881081
be the one import in an NA or China team, that would be kino

>>1881133
i would forgive niko if he did this yes

>>1881135
Every star player should experience carrying an NA team.

>>1881135
>NA or China
what comes after this
australia
south africa
greenland

>>1881081
change his mentality aint no one wanna watch a grown man bitch and cry at every tiny loss

https://nitter.poast.org/temperrr/status/1950358739854278850
Zased. Faze is never leaving cs

>>1881190
>karrigan, 35, next year will have been competing professionally for 20 years
bro karrigan is fucking thirty five
I'm gonna kms I'm old as fuckkkkkk

>>1881081
carrying a balkan team to top 20

>>1881211
niko hunter nexa doesn't count?

>>1881212
Ok technically that should count, but i really meant a full roster

>>1880869
no, but chopper is there to have at least one half serious looking person and someone experienced as the voice of authority within the team, nafany is similar to the rest of Spirit in that regard

>>1881217
what fuckin 5/5 balkan lineup is he gonna join or form
there's bad full national rosters of serbs (partizan), romanians (nexus), bulgarians (500, but maybe they're not bulgarian now with hampus), there's zero tenacity matchfixing in t1000, a couple ex navi jr guys (incl. makazze), and then your remaining free agents are
>regali
>hunter
>nexa
>adams
>kyxsan
>volt
>cacanito
he could probably take hunter and kyxsan and 2 shitters to top 20, but that's the kind of stunt you pull before retiring, like jkaem or oskar

>>1881257
oh and im
maybe they could be ok, carrying a shit awp

Now that we have nothing else to do for the next 3 days, time for a quick /fit/ check.

Post your height, weight and workout split: brosplit, PPL, upper/lower, front/back, fullbody or some other weird shit.

>>1880664
It's not the same without Big Rubles Boris.

thanks taz

>>1881315
1,87m, 89kg, PPL

>mfw i notice the ropz webm is 1273 pixels wide
i sure love scaling inconsistently sized videos

it's up

https://youtu.be/p9ysDo7eW_E

me when people shill their "eceleb" in this thread

>>1881434
Okay so they already got a massive Stake logo on the middle of the shirt making it look like that's the team name--do they really need another Stake logo on the shoulder?

>>1881150
He moved a little just before shooting

>>1881438
apparently. i think it's redundancy. the front logo is not visible on mezii from his camera here, but 5 seconds earlier the front logo is clear on ropz from his camera. so depending on player/camera position you're probably getting at least one
either way it's a shame the skit was in these shirts, it really doesn't fit with the rest of the logos

>>1881203
how old are you

>>1881315
or you could talk about thje game you off topic retarded nigger

>>1881150
i remade this so it's better quality and only has the s1mple whiffs, if you want
i might be able to make it even better

what for you are the most blatant giveaways youre facing cheaters? for me theyre
>perfect nades with no prior knowledge (im talking late into the round)
>always checking the right angle
>only run-peeking angles enemies are in, shifting everything else
>no smokes, flashes, just peeking right consistently
>consistent, insane timing
>irrational decisions (both playing A when you could be going B with bomb)
i realized i cant even tell if theyre aimbotting if its smooth as i faced two cheaters once but only could tell one for sure (the other just went blatant after i called their teammate out and one guy on our team started raging)

wtf is wrong with valve can these retards not test their games? do they even know how cs is supposed to be played?

>>1881474
also if you cancel your reload by quick switching you cant shoot your gun until the first animation ends......what the fuck

FaZe is making roster changes before the next major

.....

>>1881492
So are Falcons.

>>1881315
awesome fucking picture bro, cheers from iraq

hahahaha good job valve keep fucking community servers up good job bro

>>1881492
they'll never change karrigan or rain so it won't help.

>>1881537
>rain
He's the first on the chopping block.

>>1881537
>rain
he wants to retire within 1-2 years

alright
that hooxi skit actually made me lol in the end
too bad they didn't make playoffs

WHEN ARE THEY FIXING THE FUCKING FFA SERVERS HOW SHIT IS VALVE HOW CAN YOU RELEASE UPDATES THAT FUCK UP THE ANIMATIONS BHOP STRAFES AND THE SERVERS

>>1881601
this update is so bad im playing source dust 2 only 10v10 with russians

>>1881599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUXhU_qXZRc

>>1881599
>>1881605
don't look at the webm till you've watched the skit

>>1881469
y is lil bros crosshair so shaky

I search for cs cologne and youtube wants me to watch this?

>>1881469
how was the noscope a whiff btw? no one has been able to explain that.

>>1881621
NON STOP
A.I SLOP
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1881614
he does a jiggle after shooting

>>1881622
the noscope not hitting isn't a whiff, going for a noscope is a whiff

Karrigan has been obviously in need of a replacemen for like a year now.
They could've pursued siuhy, hooxi, glaive, snax all this time or look at some unknown from tier 2

What are people expecting faze to accomplish with the elderly roster?

could've gotten dexter

The joke is....
Here's the thing

>>1881621
Enough Cologne viewers switch over to this AI slop after the game so the algorithm recommends it

watch now

https://youtu.be/r48TW4tMFQA

>>1881467
younger than 35

>>1881713
all I learned is that cs2 should be handed off to a different studio who puts more than 5 people to work on it

>>1881713
>all vacnet data reset from the animation update
HAHAHAHA

>>1881713
>fartguy18
shan't be watching

>>1881622
after years of doing no skill 100% luck noscopes he finally got what he deserves

>>1881315
5'6", 230lb, PPL

>>1881468
there is literally nothing to talk about other than bait

lets play cs!

>>1881575
this is actually pretty sweet

>>1881750
with cheaters?
No thanks

>>1881315
>/fit/ check
>no mention of maxes
you might as well've asked for our cardio routines

>>1881315
6'4
230
ppl
finally repping 4 plate on bench

>>1881758
Okay I'll go then.

Bench press: 85 for reps, though I can go much higher for 1RM
Squats: Haven't really checked I only do bodyweight squats for now
Deadlift: I don't deadlift
>>1881760
good shit nigga

>>1881750
we're all going back to cs source

Imagine being such a friendless retard you go to a general about cs to talk about gym
There's an entire board dedicated to that

So how are we feeling about s1mple's new gig?

>>1881766
>1.5pl8 bench, 0 squat, 0 dl
not tryna discourage you or anything, keep going, but you coulda just not posted

>>1881803
>s1mple came back to sign for BC.Game. He even referred to your comment from late last year about him needing to grind through tier 2. What are your thoughts on the move?
>If you cannot get a tier-one team, like I said last time, it's for sure much better to grind with a lower team. Go lower and show them that you want to go upper. I think s1mple showed a really good performance, in my opinion, at the Austin Major. Everything is quite easy. He has potential to still be the best player in the world.
>It's all about effort, right? If he really wants it, like let's say karrigan, look how much passion he has, or apEX, look how much passion he has at his age. People like that have a real goal, and they're constantly working to reach this goal. s1mple needs to do the same.
he needs to come back and grind his way into form, that's it

>>1881805
You can't defend not doing squats but not wanting to go to snap city is understandable

>>1881811
just do hex bar dls

>>1881810
I don't doubt that he still has it in him and I think his time on FaZe reignited his hunger. I'm more interested in this part. Maybe some bookie at BC Game ran the numbers and concluded that being the Falcons of sports betting could be profitable.

>>1881815
I prefer rowing.

>>1881828
me too what's your 2k

>>1881832
~6:40

>>1881839
you can pump that up if you start doing front squats and not just bw

>>1881851
I'm not that anon. I do regular squats but I am aware there is room for improvement.

>>1881828
>more interested in this part
no matter what, he's gonna be t3grinding
either they go nipmode and make it out the hood or they buy a core. and if you exclude rich orgs and monolingual teams/russian cores the only sellers are:
gamerlegion (#14), heroic (#18), nip (#19), col (#20), b8 (#26, maybe), fnatic (#29), tnl (#30)
a lot of these would want a falcons-tier bag to give up their ranking core, and cut-off wise a lot of events barely invite the top 16-20

Fact: Yekindar is underrated.

https://youtu.be/XTxVWMURSmc

>>1881903
>>1881910
Can you stop talking about CS and post your gym routine?

>>1881910
>a guy who is kicked from a team for playing shit for years has 1 good match in a new team
>:

fuck off

>>1881915
watch the 39 minute video

>>1881915
Yeah but that team was Liquid. Not YEKINDAR's fault for turning to shit.

>>1881913
ppl duh

>>1881910
>this guy is like the opposite of a baiter, the opposite of an eco fragger
ohhhh blamef don't make that face

>>1881883
>bicycle
whats this?

>>1881932
A bicycle?

>>1881932
erg for fags

>>1881910
Didn't see this post because I went straight the bottom. What a thumbnail.

>>1881949
I already shilled this video.

>bcgame andu
LMAO S0MPLEFAGS

>>1881954
literally who and proofs?

>>1881957
OHN ONO NO NO NONO HE'S ALREADY COPING

the deagle flip feels so natural in cs 1.6/source and so off in cs2, literally soul vs soulless
what a shit company

>Mouz
What is their problem? They should be the solid #2 of the game but instead they suck so bad so often.

>>1881526
Who could they hire to not choke?

The tourists had fun now its time for the locals
Post your faceit elo, premier elo, minutes per day in dm, a, b, or mid, fav map, m4a4 or m4a1, usp or p2k

>>1881315
185 cm 72 kg, don't know wtf is a split xd i don't work out
i can do a lot of pull ups and all types of push ups tho

>>1881952
His PR video thumbnail is also pretty good

Watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eqZegcpjYQ

but why did n0ko switch to native res

>>1881952
he changed thumbnail now

>>1882023
>ash is itt

>>1881910
when ash speaks, i listen

>>1880639
yes, bring back snax (as a sniper)

>>1882020
he said everything is too fast in 4:3 and that he is getting old. retard sabotaged his own performance by changing his res and sens, basically what made him good.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysCkhwyM0yM
14:50

>>1881999
No Faceit, 7.5k, 10 max, depends on the map but never mid, Mirage, A1-S, USP

>>1880664
/ourguys/

>>1881999
notice how the gym post actually gained traction while the video game this general is based on didn't

>>1881999
I'm not a tryhard. I just play normal comp.
>min per day in DM
0
>a, b or mid
Nuke A
Mirage A
Dust 2 A
Ancient B
Overpass mid
Train A
Inferno mid
>fav map
Nuke/Overpass
>m4a4 or m4a1
A4
>usp or p2k
USP

>>1882057
this is an esports discussion thread tho

>>1882063
This is a general

actually good video (uploaded 10 minutes ago)

https://youtu.be/4gG59syLtDk

>>1881910
this nigga is pure reddit

>>1882066
Ahh hell nah daeg

>>1881999
none
8k
until i get 100 kills
idk the one i'm closest to
cache
a1
p2k

>>1881999
>2250 elo
>26k
>0
>depends on the map
>ancient
>whatever feels good at the moment, I'm feeling the A4 recently
>usp always, but p2k has nice skins

>>1882082
>p2k has nice skins
Which ones? The Acid Etched is nice but other than that I can't think of any.

>>1882086
I like pretty simple ones: silver, scorpion and urban hazard

>>1882092
I had to look them up. Silver is fine but the other 2 are straight ass.

>>1882064
where does it say that

>>1882082
Do you just do aim botz instead or do you roleplay as zywoo

>>1882099
In the title. What does the g in cs2g stand for?

>>1882066
It's painful to watch the Mongolz part, but I like watching these.

>>1881999
lvl 8 faceit altough i havent played faceit in ages
21k premier
5 min botz+dm until i feel warmed up. sometimes surf(pbuh)
anubis con and nuke main/outside
anubis(pbuh) and nuke
a1s and usp

>>1882102
please do the required reading before posting
https://arch.b4k.dev/vm/thread/341461/#342812

>>1882101
I roleplay as zywoo. Sometimes I'll do 5-10 minutes of deathmatch or 50-100 kills in aimbots but that's like once every week or two

>>1882118
aislop

>>1882125
lmao this uncultured nigga ain't read calvino

>>1882133
did you just grok that, jeetfreak

>>1882135
begone pleb

>>1882135
holy tastelet
it's the most approachable calvino besides cosmicomics, even

is it normal to not see the items that are still under trade protection when you open your inventory on steam desktop/app?
i only see them in the in-game inventory

>>1882066
didn't know he had these vampire fangs

>He knew
kek

>>1882178
what video and knew what?

>>1882179
kys

>>1882168
so this why his upper lip looks like this

>simple has been playing faceit with nexa
so nexa really is staying huh

>>1882066
>brollan supports tottenham
dude plays in the tottenham of counter strike

>>1882192
>so nexa really is staying huh
Nigga s1mple leaves in October to Liquid bruh

funny how nobody ever blames karrigan for this. he's the most overrated IGL on the planet. he's always had teams stacked to the ceiling. people act like he's some mastermind IGL who gets bots to overperform, that you could just swap them out with tier 2 players and he could micro manage them to success, but all he does is acquire insane players and run a free flowing chaotic system that relies on their individual skill.

if faze want to fix their problems they need to put karrigan on the coach spot, get an IGL who can frag if they want to continue playing this style of CS. twistzz would unironically make them a good team again. eventually they'd need to find a rain replacement.

>>1882195
>it was real in my head

>>1882240
biggest issue is that he's shit at the game

>>1882240
ropz basically said karrigan doesn't do anti strats
and I mean that's obvious considering how donk always have a field day with them.

>>1881999
I haven't played CS2 yet. In GO my mm rank was Global and I was faceit level 6. I never DM'd (it's a waste of time), I played whatever the fuck position I wanted, Overpass, M4A4, USP.

I'm rewatching yesterday's Faze Navi match. Something seems off about this whole thing, like the micro decision making of the game throughout doesn't match the outcome. By all means Faze is the better team, it's like they played better but Navi just happened to win due to choices that have nothing to do with skill at all. Almost a little too perfect? Not accusing Navi of cheating and congrats to them for winning, but it's something worth calling out. I think on any other day Faze win that match (unless Navi was using some kind of "enhancements" to somehow make the right decision every single time). Just my thought.

>>1882260
>first steps to disband

>>1882220
the big redditski

>>1882279
bodied that freak

do we like shadows

>>1882266
>first kills for navi: 28
>first kills for faze: 12
bruh

>>1882287
no

>>1882287
Such a fucking retarded mechanic

>>1881957
lolololoKWABLOLOLOLOLKWABLOLOLOLKWABWKWABKWAKB

>>1882266
Navi looked way better as a team than Faze in both games
when makazze was interviewed by stunna yesterday and asked how did they come back from the 4:0 start on inferno he said we just had good anti-strat and followed it

Haven't played for 5-6 years, came back and ... I just can't do shit, my aim is garbage, my recoil control is garbage, I'm moving like bot, constantly bumping into walls and failing to do basic jumps... Eh, Anons, it may be over for me, I don't think I can invest another 1k hours to get back into (some form of) shape.

>>1882372
cheat

>>1882325
how did we get a new chink style schizo who tracks shit he hates more attentively than the purported fans of that shit

can they win cct?

>>1882401
okay they actually already won a cct in march with this lineup

>>1881999
matckmaking only, no DM warmup, i queue for hostage maps
i've been liking famas recently with the new animation change

>>1882373
Considering how many people do it, it is really tempting.

wildcard might lose to some literal whos

>>1882457
>mason "mason" mason
>literal who

>>1882401
>CACAnito

bench is calling

>>1882401
How the hell did they afford S1mple's buyout?

>>1882495
bc.game is a betting, crypto trade and casino site lol
also he's probably not that expensive. i believe the contract has only a few months left so they're just trying to sell him fast to get anything at all.

>>1882498
So scammers bought a scammer?

yuge

My knife's stat track is still fucked.
I don't even understand how you fuck it up.

>>1882066
>mzinho plays on EU servers from Mongolia with 150 ping
what's your excuse

>>1882587
i play eu faceit from the east coast

>>1882589
based

>>1882596
never doubt online goat xotic

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/529853754800865380
ITS UP

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v_hM4pj-WmA

My fuarking GOAT

>>1882672
what a king

>>1882672
lmao
probably the only situation where bizon is the best weapon kek

>>1882133
Sorry for not reading mid-wit gibberish

ITS UP

>>1882672
based magixx man. this guy is legit. hope he either competes and stays in the spotlight or at least becomes a successful streamer

>>1882718
>this guy is legit
legit tier 2

>>1882720
he is charismatic so it doesnt matter

>>1882716
i aint downloaded that shit to watch hotties and niggas expect people to do it to watch sh0r0

>>1882718
almost all russian teams look like garbage rn, maybe Nemiga was the best option but they already got another player, it will be a shame if he's stuck on the bench for the season

>>1882721
It only doesn't matter if you have a freak like donk who will 1v9 regardless of his teammates. Any other team will be dragged down. Also what is this charisma everyone keeps talking about? All I ever see from him in the interview is an uncalled for level of arrogance.

>>1882708
why are you apologizing to me
I experienced the joy of language and you did not. I should be the one consoling you

>>1881203
Snappi is 35 as well. Why are shocked are you like 60

>>>/v/716878776
britbros...

How tf has Valve still not announced how the qualification to stage 1 of the major will work?

>>1882735
who gaf about snappi
idk it just seems like he shouldn't be that old. like dev1ce being borderline 30

>>1882739
I now get why the Americans fought a war against these guys

>>1882741
Cause they're still working out the worst possible system.

>>1882739
xd
when mezii was on BBC he was explaining how the game was played and he could not say the words terrorist and bomb kek

>>1882741
the fuck do you think is gonna happen
top x ranked teams from each region, according to spots won at the last major

>>1882767
We still don't know whether they're keeping the online rmr/3 stage format or moving the rmrs to lan and changing the stages.

>>1882773
Wasn't it announced that they're removing RMRs completely?

>>1882773
the rmrs seem to just be from the TOs at this point, valve wants that shit dead
I think if there wasn't reactionary backlash to the leak that rmrs were out, they'd already have been dead and austin wouldn't have had those shitty online bo1 ones

>>1882775
Yes but they haven't announced how the stage 1 will be distributed. You'd think they'd do 6 Europe, 6 Americas and 4 Asia just like the RMRs but you just get a VRS invite. But since announcing that takes 0 effort and could have been done when they put out the stage 2 & 3 slots I'm thinking Valve is cooking up the most retarded qualification system known to man.

>>1882790
hah good point, you might be onto something actually
still anything is better than full VRS, it would basically mean a bunch of teams would never lose the Major spot as long as they keep the core and don't skip tier 1 LANs

it's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxUvKVKSTJk

>>1882793
I don't think teams going to the major solely through VRS invites is bad. It's accurate enough to the point that all the top teams are guaranteed to go to the major which is all I really care about. But it's still completely inexcusable to not announce how the stage 1 teams can get there with the invites just over 2 months away. These teams are left in the dark about their potential path to the major.

Praying we don't see Liquid at Budapest, Amen.

>>1882813
We're on track for it. They've got EWC + Blast Bounty lined up and the Blast Open qualifier + probably the SL qualifier. They have a horrible seed for EWC and they will be raped by onliners in the qualifiers.

Even in other games Vitality dominates

>>1882799
The problem with full VRS is it very much leads to a rich get richer feedback loop. While also making the below it part an absolute bloodbath and constant grind.

>>1882826
Pretty sure Vitality is #1 in Rocket League right now.

>>1882826
>titles won
>the lock on a vending machine

>>1882832
I agree that the VRS is pretty flawed for tier 2 and bellow. But it works well enough for tier 1 and getting those teams to the major.

>>1882826
The title they won at the EWC? Mobile Legends Bang Bang Women's Invitational. Truly a pillar of e-sports.

>>1882839
I don't like teams getting invites because they got invited to tournaments because they got invited to tournaments

>>1882847
I agree it's very difficult to drop out of the invites but if you're actually shit you will drop and make space for teams on the up, e.g.: Liquid.

>>1882857
Liquid are only dropping out because they stopped being American.

>>1882858
They'd be a lot higher on the Americas VRS but still dropping. Also they'd still have the same rank on the global VRS from which all tier 1 events (aside from the major) invite from.

>>1882846
mlbb is huge in sea

Hot take: The Americas (both North and South) are much more "DEI" right now than APAC.

>>1882869
pretty sure everyone thinks that since dallas major

>>1882868
That's cool but I don't care.

>>1882871
Dallas had a major!!??!

>>1882876
austin whatever

>>1882869
Correct for China and Mongolia, Australia and the rest of the gang are still DEI tho

monesy hasnt posted anything on twitter or telegram yet...

>>1882887
He's busy...

>>1882879
Even China is doubtful, remains to be seen if Tyloo is the real deal or just the FoTM.

>>1882894
Tyloo and Lynn Vision are solid tier 1.5 teams imo. Plus there's a lot more potential in china than in Australia

I hope Falcons never win a big event
Them losing is always too funny

>>1882879
>>1882895

>>1882896
They won PGL Bucharest

>>1882897
jamyoung was shit in cologne
question is how good he really is, is he going to average like 1.10 or 1.30?

>>1882898
They won a 6vs4. Impressive.

>>1882869
Hot take: "hot take" has become a nearly meaningless term.

>>1882895
Is China the potential man of CS?

>>1882903
true but it still counts, they're not nearly as bad as people meme them to be

>>1882905
Hot take: I think Falcons are just a roster move away from winning.

>>1882910
at least 1 and at most 3

>>1882910
Shouldn't you be working Danny?

>>1882910
only if it's -Niko.

>>1882916
It's -teses +snax

Post yours

Falcons will take EWC this year Inshallah

our team

>>1882947
MOUZ has fans???

>>1882947
my rodents :)

>>1882947
entire mouz management + their 10 or so fans

>>1882948
>>1882951
kys

>>1882952
All these are old photos. I doubt there's any fans left in 2025.

>>1882947
>>1882952
need a mad catz official team to fuck them up

lets see vitality fans
oh wait lololol

>>1882957
>mad catz
Are they still around?

>>1882958
Vitality actually has a fairly small but extremely dedicated fan base in France. Not as big as Navi, G2 or FaZe but they're super engaged.

>>1882959
they have a website selling things

bro thinks he's part of it

>>1882960
Winning teams always have fans so they have a fair number of international fans too. But since everyone else is bored of them winning they'll still get booed in arenas.

>>1882958
Some of them showed up to support JeonDDing, a Vitality player for Tekken at a tourney some time ago
So yeah Vitality has fans supporting multiple games, what a team!

>>1882959
They still make fightsticks.

omg vitality fans are so desperate they're showing TEKKEN fans in a cs thread omfg

when vitality wins IEM, you will join us

>>1882965
I'm talking about actual fans not those who follow the team regardless of success

>>1882947
This guy looks like a kid in my class in 2005 who cried cos he had to say his dead mum was dead inspanish in spanish class very uncanny

>>1882979
>regardless of success
I'm retarded. I meant those who follow because of the success.

>>1882981
>kid in my class in 2005
holy unc

what exactly is movement in cs2? is it the way you strafe in between bursts of shots?

>>1882981
He cried because his mom was actually dead or just because he had to say it?

>>1882923
I really hate Mirage

>>1882994
>I really hate Mirage
Because it's overplayed or because you think the map itself is bad? Ironically despite me not liking Inferno it's my most played map and it might also be my highest wr map because one of my buddies I play with really likes it.

>>1882998
map itself is bad, really hate entering B and A is just a smokefest

huge news you guys

>>1883002
>really hate entering B
Fair enough
>A is just a smokefest
Almost all proper executes regardless of map are reliant on smokes tho

>>1882868
>sea
anon, i think you mean jungle china

>>1882988
If you press any combination of WASD they move your character.

>>1882797
the fatty updated his hairline on the logo kek

>>1883009
Thought jungle was like mostly from the UK.

>>1883037
What do you mean? Richard Lewis has always had an immaculate hairline.

>>1883037
it looks bad.
instead of just patching up where hair was missing it's now where it shouldn't belong.

>>1883057
yeah its funny though

>>1883057
>where it shouldn't belong
What in the norwood?

>>1883057
question is how it will look when he grows it out.
here's how he looked 5 years ago.

Reminder that the entire VRS is at the mercy of HLTV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyFKT3wHzSI
remember when he was good?

>>1883129
he's still top 5
1. donk
2. kyousuke
3. zywoo
4. monesy
5. niko

>>1883140
Nah man. The money changed him

.

>>1883180
Uhoh ZygOat bros...

>>1883180
>stats for 3 or 4 games
who cares?
zywoo has used awp even less than he usually does in cologne, only 15% of kills (his average is ~30% this year)

>>1883180
>>1883185
he barely awped
dude doesn't even need it.

vitality started getting zypoo defenders with that stake money

>>1883195
Then him getting the HLTV award for AWPer of the year would be a travesty

>>1883198
just focus on posting trannies you stupid schizo

>>1883202
it's stats for only 3 games

>>1883202
that's it you found your new fight you pathetic scoundrel.

>>1883208
how much is the monthly salary

>>1883180
>ultimate
>21 rounds
why even bother making this? so stupid
also lol at liquid being shit

>>1883205
His 30% over all is still less than every other AWPer. Most have ~45% kills with the AWP.

>>1883209
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh why don't you let me schizo post in peace!"
kys

>>1883212
you're the one schizo posting with shit like someone finding a new fight like you know the anon

>>1883215
you're an animal, just like those retards constantly making messi ronaldo threads on /sp/

>>1883216
there you go again thinking that multiple people that don't like your opinion can exist, there must be only one single guy

>>1883218
it's not about opinions, it's about behaviour.

>>1883221
How did I misbehave?

holyyyy ourguy pasha with another trvke

>>1883180
>post AWPing stats
>zywoo fans instantly begin to chimp out

>>1883228
worst shit i've ever seen

>>1883231
Remember guys. No offense. Esport is love. Esport is life.

>>1883208
fuck wrong wit you

>>1883140
Shouldn't you have results to be top 5?

>>1883239
shouldnt you shut up

STOP BEING SO FUCKING HOSTILE JESUS CHRIST COLOGNE IS ABOUT TO START AND EVERYONE IS HATING EACH OTHER

*shits up the thread*

>>1883259
Too bad not a single team I give a shit about is in the playoffs so I'll just continue hating.

CS:GO GOAT is s1mple, CS2 GOAT is donk. ZywOoniggers in shambles.

>>1883204
>immediately brings up trannies
rmmt

>>1883259
Don’t disrespect my goats…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaeT3paizSY
our girl (anime) is teaching cs theory to a newbie (anime)

>>1883140
trvke

>>1883288
stfu yte boy

https://www.hltv.org/news/42363/f1ku-steps-away-from-og-after-over-three-years
It's over lads

>>1883288
we don't sign our posts here

you now remember OG has a CS roster

https://youtu.be/s5I_H-h68Jk?t=326s
Based donk lol

>>1883324
>Falcons pull up to the media day
>First thing they see is donk coming their way screaming "ebattttt kyousuke AURA" then proceeds to shake everybody's hand
Looks like they were off to a good start getting bitchmade by this lil nigga

>>1883180
Doesn’t this just measure how much a player needs the awp as a crutch?

>>1883228
last time i saw him changing his decision from murdering to beating a cheater. now he calls valorant players faggots. i guess cancelation only applies to negative charisma and ugly people

I don't like this fattie at all bruh bring /ourgal/ back

https://x.com/Lat3nci/status/1950948320664318065
even donk acknowledges kayosucke aura

HOOOOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1883388
we're watching this

>>1883388
/magog/bros...we eatin' GOOD GOOD!

>>1883324
do they comment on falcons being eliminated?
dont wanna watch all 46 minutes.

why are TS players constantly wearing headphones when out in public
first donk while eating now zweih when doing media

If Niko is so good why he never won a major? Overrated player

>>1883324
donk is pretty funny ngl, if you'd just read about him from twitter/hltv/here you'd think he's the most arrogant annoying little kid

HOLY

>>1883409
It's a 'tism thing

>Janko Paunovic: If they game is undecided after two OTs just switch to Pool Day
HOLY TRVKE

>>1883433
>クオレレリ
huh/

>>1883433
Yung karrigan lol

>>1883439
switch to this instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGEabGHYHag
huge

>>1883449
>Melbourne
That was like a million years ago brudda, we don't care bout it nomo

>>1882895
Why do you keep bringing up Australia?

>>1882910
lilbroski is from the past, present and future

>>1883180
Woxic my high DPI IMPACTFUL GOAT

>>1883321
kek that wasn't even me retarded nigger

>>1883388
fuck nooooooooo wtf

>>1883465
we still don't sign our posts here

>>1883388
KINO

>>1883469
kys

>>1883471
kek bitch ass nigger

>>1883478
>>1883476
>ohnepixel if he wasn't a bitch ass nigga

is the goat still active?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbZFWX8L9oY

>>1883492
WTF that nigga is still around?

>>1883492
>Coldzera
The original donk

>>1883228
Baaaaaasseeed

>>1883500
donk rapes peak coldzera

>>1883503
>donk beats cheats
I don't think so

>>1883506
>peak coldzera: 0.81 kpr
>2025 donk:0.96 kpr

He's even the same size as donk

anime btw, don't trust that fella siz though

>>1883518
what a pedo

https://www.twitch.tv/hltvorg
live from germany

>>1883550
literally 1 frame per 4 seconds

>>1883550
wtf is going on with the stream

>>1883550
Kraut internet bruh

KEK
fixed it then a break

>>1883550
This nigga proffeseur is throwing his little s1s1 tantrums
so fucking annoying

>>1883550
>FaZe wanted to kick el0ge
OH NO NO NO
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>1883587
he didn't say that, you have a very sad information comprehension

>>1883595
He literary confirmed that lol, the show is called HLTV Confirmed

>>1883550
Ayo what's up with the table in front of them? Are the getting sponsored by the Bundeswehr

mouz doesnt have fan-

>>1883612
so these niggas have vitality, mongolz, spirit, aurora, falcons, faze, navi, astralis, g2, and liquid in front of them but they decide to be a fan of mouz.

Why tf is Machine dropping LoL references???

>>1883624
because he's drunk as shit and based beyond belief

>>1883623
It's a cope option for Germans who have given up in BIG. I myself have chosen G2 because it's a German™ org and my history with League of Legends.

>>1883623
>sp0r0t
>eternal failure
>failcon
>shitquid
I'd rather be a MOUZ fan
plus it's an OG German org, no shit it has fans in Germany

>apex exposed as an eco farmer
c'est fini...

>>1883642
HLTV exposing Vitality as eco abusers isn't news...

>>1883623
German org with a long history and they play very disciplined CS where the team is greater than the sum of its parts, kind of fits the German mentality in sport

>>1883627
No way he's drunk as shit, he may be tipsy but no more.

>>1883648
donk was literally exposed as an inflated shitter live lmao
look at that 0.04 dropoff compared to 0.02 from Zygod and m0NESY
Now take away Dacha Astana... Oh no no no...

Wow hltv is graciously giving away the premium Launders graphic tees valued at 90€ a pop.

>>1883670
Zywhores kneel before kyousuke

>>1883675
when is he playing btw?

>>1883678
At the most prestigious event of the year, the Esports World Cup in the beautiful Riyadh, Saudi Arabia

>>1883651
But how German is a team with 2 jews on it?

>>1883680
Muhammad "allahsuke" al-Lukin from the Russian Caliphate is gonna win, inshallah

>>1883686
Bismillah habibi

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Cologne will be the next Major after Budapest
nice

>>1883718
>Budapest
Why did Valve give a major to a TO that hasn't ran a tournament in ages anyways?

donkbros, our "1v9" narrative...

Reminder that any and all fans at the EWC are bought and paid for
https://richardlewis.substack.com/p/behind-the-scenes-at-the-ewc-1-superfans

>>1883722
awpers and baiters simply have higher round swing
but this is how it looks like in pure impact

>>1883722
OOF

>>1883727
>impact
You mean the shit stat that is gonna get removed? We /3.0/ here, bro.

Absolutely wild that the drinks sponsor for HLTV Confirmed, Paulaner, would supply them with 0,33 Hell bottles. No shame at all...

>>1883727
damn indeed, shiro is huge help.

>>1883731
But it's free and unlimited, so it doesn't matter

>>1883735
It's still improper

>>1883732
shiro is a good player. sad thing is that he exclusively gets praised by zywoo fans to downplay donk (the same zywoo fans shit on him whenever donk isn't involved in the discussion).

Seriously what the hell saw did that his debut was good except taking with him fraud awper?

>>1883738
maybe watch the show? they explain it there

>>1883737
>shiro is a good player
*sh1to is a decent player with good stats

>>1883738
I'd rank MATYS as good desu

>>1883737
shizo was considered a top3 awper before donk appeared, the new meta being entirely focused on being agressive to find an entry did shiro dirty desu. still an awesome and important awper, yes he gets many exit frags but it's an economy based game, every frags count.

>>1883738
I heard G2 buying sunpayus was part of the deal for heroic to sell saw to g2

>>1883745
Where did you here that? I don't remember which podcast but all I heard was 1,5 million for the 2 with the majority of that being sAw.

Doomitry "sh0r0" Smirnoff was born on July 15, 2001 and is currently playing for Team Donk as a baiter, eco-fragger and saver, most famous for getting boosted to a major title by donk, donk the magician, donk the hard cary, donk (the incel), and robot donk. His iconic play styles such as holding an angle for 10 minutes a round, whiffing his AWP shot and then running away is revered around the Counter-Strike 2 scene.

Sokolov's most infamous play of his carer happened during IEM Katowice 2024 during their grand final match against FAZE in which the crowd went wild after seeing sh0r0 get 2 frags on a gun round.

Spirit's notorious meta changing play style (Donk alive? Donk go kill. 4v4 retake? Donk go kill. Lose 3 on t side? sh0r0 go save. Round started? Donk go kill, sh0r0 go save.) has led to what many commentators and analysts to call this the most boring time to watch counter strike in its 20 year history.

>>1883750
KRL, just rumours of course. why would G2 buy sunpayus, dude is in serious agony since cs2 came out.

>>1883751
hmmm sweetie, shiro won the major winning clutch.

>>1883751
>sh1to born after 2000
huh thought he was older

>>1883758
no surprise there, he looks like he's older than chopper and hally

>>1883761
>he looks like he's older than chopper and hally
okay chill
chopper and hally look 40+

>>1883762
yeah, and sh1ro is not too far behind with that middle-aged divorced alcoholic stubble

>be an smg shitter bot
>get free 1.30 rating
3.0 sounds so epic

why do we use rating

>>1883793
I blame the nba, the nba is the source of most evil in the sport.

>>1883793
so we can argue with numbers and shit

we're in here

https://www.twitch.tv/irissiri129

>>1883478
damn jl looks like shit now

>>1883651
>German org
lmfao
before jdc the last time jerms were on that team, kassad coached em and obama was in office

>>1883836
NBenchedK-

>>1883836
>german org
>durr but what about the players
?

>>1883838
it's always funny remembering the shit people got righteously indignant about. he was siuhy before siuhy
remember when he put that public statement out saying "I have aspergers, that's why I was rude to people, please hire me again"

>>1883722
>2/3 awp abusers
I rate donk and frozen even higher now

>>1883843
>>awp abusers
hasn't been true since cs2 release, akcel cope

>>1883840
>liquid dutch org
>fnatic british/australian org
>aurora russian org
this is a level of cope usually reserved for nosceners like the saudis. you already have a team and some players to root for, don't be desperate

>>1883845
for round swing awp is much higher, average is probably like 2% higher

>>1883843
>awp abuser
harder weapon to master bro