Thread 1887275

Mouz are NPCs? Edition

ViDEITY Squad we are gonna win again!

what could it be?

>>1887282
zywoo rating in groups vs in playoffs

>>1887286
no
but you can have a hint, the low plots on the graphs are, in a way, good points

do we use this thread?

>>1887292
percentage of how hard donk was humbled throughout katowice 2025

>>1887293
post pictures on the old thread to reach the image limit to not feel guilty about posting here

navi making it political.

cringe

>>1887293
No

>>1887294
no
but you can also have a hint, the last plot on the right graph happened yesterday

>>1887299
You say no, yet, you're here
Curious

>>1887298
>b-but muh sports must be out of le politics
amount of russian flags worn by vp or sp0r0t live on stage: 0
xd

>>1887298
nothing new, always wearing those lame flags when walking out

NIGGA HEIL HITLER

it sounds kinda funny with this child voice xd

NIGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PIGS

kosovo flag is so fucking gay

Based Aleksi is beyond nationalism

macaqzze has aura

i still miss the old 1.6 Days with SK and mtw

if it weren't for fag niko then we would've seen avrasuke on stage

sjokz is good but i don't really see her as a hype intro person

I eagerly await TZD

yeah don't leave me alone with sjokz in a forest.

>>1887319
yep, less talk more exposure

>>1887318
bless niko
i don't want to see that little fag anywhere near a stage

>>1887298
Sports is just a replacement for war

THE SHAQ IS GONNA DUNK ON DONK

>>1887326
giga trvke

>>1887326
fairplay is the basis of sport tho
warfare is the opposite.

MONKEY STYLE

>>1887331
>warfare is the opposite.
War also has rules but only the truly subhuman participants don't follow them

Makazze activated on T side it's over

already raped by makazze, it's over for d0nkey

gg

its over

MAKAKZZE

gommantators already annoying me

>>1887339
aped*

Predict zweih's rating. I say 0.43

>>1887346
the map or the series?

>AIIIEEEEEEEE I MUST SAVE THE SCOUT
sh1ro the new dev1ce

>>1887347
Series

i unironically believe that there are multiple cheaters on the server in this game right now

>>1887349
0.91

feels like navi flukes this and starts being good like how they fluked the major last year

>donk 0-2 in the first rounds
It's over for the ziggers

spotify.exe time

>>1887350
yes, we know you're bad at cs

how come many pros with skins aren't stattrackers?? lot of skins that can have stat trak and they don't use them even on the same skin that can have stat track...

>lose 1 round
>timeout
lol

>>1887275 (OP)
Whoever wins
Own crimea

Spoiler its russia

ZOV

man watching a series where you care about a team winning is so nice, real cologne finally started

>>1887360
>zigger
>tranny
name a more iconic duo

Tech Pause for activating secret Cheat

Spirit tech timeout when it gets rough

>>1887360
how's day 1255 of 3 day military operation going?

>>1887360
Heil Azov, heil SS Galizien, heil Bandera

APED

>>1887367
The ass is in the ass. Soon everybody will know everything.

Holy shit Makazze doing acrobatics

you're witnessing the death of counter strike. entry fragging without giving a fuck is the new meta.

>>1887374
Skill issue

makazze the serbian donk is currently aping team spirit

>>1887374
WAAAAAAHHHH

Which team should I care about winning this one?

ziggers are so cooked

>nades himself

BASED BASED BAZZED

makazze the serbian donk is styling on them at this point

We call that one the MG

Makazze saw he was a CT merchant yesterday and fixed that

based macaqzze trying to give them a chance

we'll get a disappointing mouz navi final kek

donk with ak? its over

Why is the HLTV Forum so full with Shizos?

The germanic avra in the arena is triggering primal fear instincs inside the Spirit players

spirit were practicing counter strats vs mongolz
unlucky

spirit getting dicked by the new young bull

protip: you are inaccurate when on a ladder

IM IS HIM

>this guy wins cologne, the next major and becomes the new face of counter-strike

How would you respond without sounding mad magog?

>zweih

HE IS JUST LIKE ME

bro jump of the ladder retard

>gun jammed
unlucky for choppa

Lmao fucked by a ladder.

>>1887399
he's /ourgypsy/

>>1887399
I look like him but aim like shit

wonderful doesnt even need to play

>>1887399
why would I be mad? he's 3/10 and donk is 2/10 so he's an improvement

>>1887399
many troons are jealous of this guys boobs

This kid's legit

donk kneels to GOATKAZZE

God damn monkey style is goated

M O N K E Y S T Y L E
O
N
K
E
Y

S
T
Y
L
E

Just woke u- HOLY FUARK THE MONKEY STYLE
LET'S GO MAKAKAZZE, FUCKING RAPE THEM

they turned the crowd mics up to a normal volume again, nice

makazze is who the falcons thought kyousuke was

Silver shitter here
Why do pros keep playing with nerfed MP9 instead of saving a few more bucks and buy five sevens for $500 instead?

>buy
>lose
>don't buy
>win
many such cases

let me guess, you need more?


MAKAZEEEEEEEE

WE DO NOT WANT A COLOGNE MAJOR JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>1887421
why did you put chocolate on your pizza meng

>>1887419
the MP9 nerf didnt make a HUGE difference. MP9 still the best value smg

>>1887419
its only nerfed to you shitter

>>1887421
Today’s pidser looks so good

>>1887417
They turn them up and down depending on who's on screen

>>1887418
lol, it's 1 half

>>1887421
what kind of kentucky fried chicken piss this beer is

what did the nigga say?

>>1887421
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT DOUGH
wow you poor bastard. well I guess it's still good but damn.

>>1887421
Are you drinking warm beer?

>>1887431
Helga, its a ancient irl meme originated from festivals.

>>1887435
>don't make make it s1mple, w0nderful

why does the crow boo spirit so hard??

Why do russians hate makazze so much?

>>1887440
hes a rager

>>1887439
>why do european countries boo russians
truly a mystery

>>1887439
Because they're ziggers, it is a very normal reaction.

>>1887440
i want navi to lose while makaze is lifegaming to see how he's going to play next map now

>>1887443
not all russians are ziggers

>>1887445
hello ivan

>>1887445
Close enough to 100% are to merit cleansing them

>>1887440
they hate navi

>>1887445
it's all braindead retards thinking donk personally invaded ukraine, let them be

>>1887450
You say that like the Ukraine invasion is my reason for despising these creatures

Where's /ourmanlet/?

>>1887450
they make pro players control their drones so obviously donk is there too

navi won so many rounds only thanks to makazze

did chopper take over the pig role from magixx? why is he so red?

>>1887421
disgusting gas station pizza

>>1887442
>>1887443

>>1887456
AIDS

>>1887458
wtf how did you know i was polish?!

HOLY SHIT THE RUSSIAN MAKAZZE

>>1887458
Not polish tho

lmao here comes the tilt

>>1887464
polish is an attitude

Makazze living proof rating is a scam metric to indicate actual skill in counter strike as he is faaaaar better than shitsuke in all metrics which matter but because he doesn't have big number rating people will think otherwise.

>>1887467
trvke

donk's mad

>is that an eco? LET ME HAVE 'EM
classic donk

eco cobra donk does it again absolutely brilliant!!

>>1887469
Sure thing Ivan

>>1887469
he's happy now that he got his mandated eco frags

i'm like 80% sure wonderb0t gets paid to lose every time they play against spirit someone needs to check his bank account

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TECH PAUSE SAVE ME

donk's cheats bugged that round

>lose round
>techpause
It's getting blatant

>>1887474
ukranians really are corrupt af

>admin, my radar doesn't show everyone's position, please fix
what an embarrassment

>>1887456
he's actually the only one going for a walk outside, he gets a tan.

>>1887480
I wonder where that comes from???

classic spirit tech pause

>>1887467
you're worse at evaluating skill than someone who exclusively looks at hltv ratings, this clown isn't even gonna be in your team in 2026

>>1887458
Idk man to me it looks like polish mindbroke YOU if you think everyone who hates on ruzzia must be polish lol

bit of a hot take but i think a bit of exercise would be good for these pro esports players
i know koreans just grind 12 hours a day but there has to be a benefit to having your body in a good state too.

wtf is Zontix shooting at

>>1887488
There is to normal people but considering atleast half of all pro players are autistic or otherwise mentally abnormal it's fine if they don't do it.

>>1887488
Back in the BW days Korean teams would make their players do some football/soccer games so they'd get some exercise. Lately teams do encourage their pros to hit the gym or get out a few hours every day.

these guys in the crowd are literally paid to boo spirit and cheer on navi, this isn't organic

>>1887490
Lock bugged out

donk 1v9

zywho bros...

chopper cant even shoot one bullet back donk needs to ace with 5 hp fucking hell

this donk kid pretty good

what the fuck was that chopper?

DONKED

>give donk ak
>win round
it's so tiresome

that's it, he's the GOAT

kek why do they always offer their asses to donk? any other team would have easily dealt with him here

>>1887493
>faggot with a permanent victim mentality can't conceive of why everybody hates them

>donk takes his head between his hands when he dies
>makazze is ready to punch the screen when he dies

>>1887504
Very ironic for you to accuse someone else of having a victim mentality, you being a brainwashed troglodyte doesn't mean everyone are, these players have nothing to do with what you're seething about. They can't help that their mothers were in Russia when they popped out and all they're doing is playing a game for our entertainment.

>>1887507
holy wall of seethe

>>1887505
truly /ourgypsy/

>>1887507
pretty sure they're playing a game for their financial benefit

>>1887507
im with you but damn im not reading that shit

>>1887508
no argument, you lose I win

>>1887507
how many times did you cry itt already? holy fuck just kill yourself faggot

>>1887507
Let me help you understand: All russians are enemies to me and the world would be better off without them. I have no interest in differentiating between the few "good" russians and the rest.

its ironic that germans of all people are mad at russians about what their government does kek

>>1887363
>>1887367
Go back to r/uhg trannies
You lost Cuckraine

Z

>>1887515
im trans btw

b0t
wonderb0t
iMb0t

classic blunderfool fumble when it matters the most

>>1887515
why do you suck ukrainian dick then? you understand they are just russians?

makazzzzzzz

>>1887513
you already replied to that post once, samefagging is bad and so is having so much hatred inside of you

I don't stand with Ukraine
I don't stand with Russia
I stand with Allah

chopper finally woke up

blunderf00l choke

WONDERFULLOFSHIT

what a cunt

yeah, gg

>>1887524
Inshallah.

makazze back to selling melons on the side of the road

>>1887507
>dude no way Europeans don't love us, it HAS to be orchestrated boos from the crowd
ruzzian brain in 2025 calling anyone brainwashed kek
even Serbs are slowly growing to hate you since you started mass migrating there in 2022

>>1887521
My issue with russian is entirely separate from the Ukraine conflict

w1nderful... I APOLOGIZE

thread went to shit shut the fuck up all of you bickering vatniks

>>1887523
more projections, you really are pathetic

just tried playing on 1:1 1440x1440
better than any ratio

>>1887539
Ok Spongebob.

KGBcheats vs CIA hacks

state of that production. bit facecam on donk pov

ONE MORE ONE MORE
OT OT OT

>>1887538
>>1887533
>>1887523

>>1887541
>AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE MAKAKAZZE-SAMA TOOK OUT OUR ONLY PLAYER, PLEASE HAVE MERCY MONKEY STYLE DEITY

>>1887524
allah automatically sends albanians to hell

>>1887534
>>1887541
>got mine

>>1887547
Too bad allah is a false god

what the fuck

No way lol

wtf our guys actually won

Navibros, our response?

what a throw, what the fuck

shiro the goat

navi what are you doink

play time, moron

oh no they won a 3v4 forcebuy without donk! how is it possible?

KWAB KWAB KWAB

OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT?

that's going in the throw compilation

I love how ESL lowers the crowd volume whenever there's boos

NATO sissies, our cope?

curse broken

>>1887538
>>1887533
spirit won navi's map pick btw

EAT SHIT NAVIGGERS LMAO

zweih literally hasn't shown anything in a single map on Cologne

ALWAYS BET AGAINST NAVI THANK YOU RUZZIA

DONK AVRA DONK AVRA DONK AVRA DONK AVRA DONK AVRA DONK AVRA DONK AVRA

>>1887570
yeah keep being blind

draft dodgers and organ harvesters in shambles

>>1887570
He literally won the last round for Spirit by getting 1 kill.

aleksib0b masterclass on nuke incoming trust

>>1887467
1 half era, kyousuke is the truth

>>1887570
doesn't do as many 0.60 total disaster games as magixx though

sp0r0t fanbase is the biggest cancer on the scene
i really wish donk gets coldzera'd next year and they all disappear

>does nothing
>wins
What is this strategy called?

Can't wait for some real rsuki CS after Spirit nukes Navi

if any who has the chance to beat vita?

>>1887570
>get rid of s tier vibe guy
>replace him with a quiet autist (not the good kind of autist like magixx)
>he doesn't even outperform him

donk looking for his teammates......

.....get my Prince some help please

>>1887581
donk is the most skilled cs player in history so i doubt that happens

>>1887585
G2

>>1887581
pffft
you are an obvious vitality fan and you used to be a faze fan and navi fan
you just follow the most winningest team like a npc

>>1887588
>the most skilled cs player in history

>>1887585
bc.game

>>1887591
he's better than s0mple in his prime

>>1887591
donk 2025: 0.96 kills per round
s1mple 2021: 0.88 kills per round
yes, donk is ahead with top 5 filter also

>>1887594
you don't understand counter strike so shut the fuck up.

>>1887577
he did a cheesy walk through smoke and killed an unaware player, this is your bar for "showing something"? lmao
and that didn't win the round, it was b1t peeking with 8 seconds on the clock

I like him

>>1887587
HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

damn

We love albanians here

>>1887601
metnem ih na kurac sve

LET THEM BREATHE DONA

does this tournament have extra long time between games?

>>1887596
s1mple saved as much jame
and zywoo is the most set up player in history
hes like a golem who is steered by apex
his entire team does what ever he wishes
he barley even awps now cause he wants to boost his stats by farming ecos lol
prooven by rating 3.0
zywoo is an eco corbra, donk aint kek

>>1887600
-tezes
-kyxen
+donk
+monkeyzee

>>1887583
> What is this strategy called?
donk go kill, duh

>>1887604
yesterday it was like an hour but it was 2-0

>>1887599
based bejitabro

>>1887605
omg ok you're just a troll.

>>1887605
what a wall of donk fan cope holy kek
misinterpreted "eco-adjusted damage" graph so hard ner0 had to step in and btfo, awfully quiet about donk getting nerfed harder than zywoo and m0nesy, classic

>>1887611
nah it proved zywoo is eco cobra

>donk x sjokz
or
>donk x freya

lol that small fat asian lady

>>1887597
Yea and if hadn't gotten that kill b1t wouldn't even need to think about peeking there because w0nderful would be there still. He showed balls to open space at 12-11, and that's much better than showing how you can put up 30 kills that in the end mean nothing because you lost in the macro. He isn't supposed to be the second donk in the team, he just needs to do enough.

>>1887611
hes a hybrid hes a eco cobra and he awps to boost his stats in gun rounds
and saves when he has too

biggest fraud in cs history

mezii clears him

cs is your full time job, why do you refuse to just dm or aim botz or anything?

>>1887619
>>1887612
animal

>>1887620
lil bro has to play vs oppenents using cheats every game
there's not much you can really do but try outsmart them

Spirit!!!

>>1887620
Just look at the numbers. It's not like 0.90 red games. Almost every game is like 0.60 to 0.80.

>8.06 odds on Navi
Don't even try to tell me ts ain't fixed

>>1887613
one is pure, hand-hold lovemaking
the other is rape by office lady

>>1887626
It is, just bet, the easiest money in my life

>novi getting publicly humiliated by Spirit, again
all is good in the world

Shut these drunk eurofaggots up my god

Bobi masterclass!!

what a donk whiff
donkzera looms

Thank god my bot saved that round from iM's throw.

quick someone nhh in the crowd

Let's Go Spirit!

>>1887634
Expected from a known AK abuser. Can't do shit with an M4.

zontix should pray everyone day because he got to play with donk in the academy
future betera player

>>1887644
every*

i miss him bros

>>1887648
fat woman

Team Zave

what the fuck

total b0b1 domination

>>1887648
Me Too! :(

Navi clears on nuke
ez 13-0

donks AK isn't very blue, i wonder if it's better on the right side?

KEKAROO

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Rekt

KWAB

yikes

shiro is retarded lmao
get your fucking knife out you fucking bum
holyshit
wasted 4 seconds spamming with the glock kek

PWNED

>>1887666
don't get too invested in this fixed match

>>1887650
Context I guess?

>>1887659
>magixx benched for this

>>1887650
>>1887671
nikobros...

>>1887671
delete this.

woxic would've clutched that

Fuuuuck b1t almost had it

fucking retard check the site before shooting

>>1887671
based

Why does every kill chopper get feel like lucky timing through retarded smoke pushes or lucky timing as soon as the enemy looks somewhere else?

dude give makazze the a1s

Uh zisters???

poor donk :(

>>1887681
STOP NOTICING

>>1887659
it was fun while it lasted

>>1887683
Imma book tickets for the next event he's at and bring the hate to him

>>1887681
forgot his nose strip

>>1887668
i legit think shiro is match fixing important games
there is no way this guy is for real

>>1887671
kek

>>1887671
based

chopper doubters?

>>1887688
what does he do that magixx can't?
not looking like a tranny doesnt count although its a massive positive

>>1887689
gayest post ive seen on this site, you wont do anything lmao

>>1887683
there's prolly some degenerate group paying people to do this shit
didn't a gambling dude pay someone to rush the stage at another event?

WHAT IS THIS POST PLANT POSITIONS HAHAHAHAHAAHA

>>1887698
blaming shiro there is peak retardism

IMAGINE if they had kyosuke instead of sweigh

W0nderb0t??????

ah, finally some set up entries :)

took them 11 rounds to go quick inner

>>1887697
Could be but at the same time Pimp is one of the least liked analysts out there. 50/50 I guess.

>Zweih doesn't play Nuke
>"hmmm let's pick Nuke"
which strategic genius was in charge of that decision?

>>1887700
I mean with the amount of time they had, sh0r0 could've gone to a better spot desu.

>went to fry some dumplings and instant noodles
>9-2
Wtf

xqcL

>>1887699
learn to speak english saar

donkzera when he isn't fueled with adrenaline

>>1887695
>what does he do that magixx can't?
nothing
they got rid of the guy who fixes their mental when they're tilting and the only guy to ever make zont1x smile and laugh

im wit da mp9 beating a d0nk ak peak

i wented to the stream and navi is playing league of legends??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGm8VjHq2Qg
anyone has link to proper stream?

should've picked overpass you fucking pussies

compare donk nuke vs aurora and donk nuke vs navi
this is pathetic

>You now remember Spirit considered HeavyGod before settling on zweih

What would they have looked like with HeavyGOAT instead?

>>1887716
based retard

damn hoyl based halftime music

what is kayosucke doing

spirit players laughing while navi players look worried, choke incoming.

>>1887722
hes off the packet lad

>>1887722
first pro od?

>>1887722
thousand cocks stare

When do the good teams play

>>1887723
They know they've burrowed into NAVI's minds and will win in map 3

>>1887723
stomp matches like that are just pure luck, no skill involved
in cs2 after you lose pistol round you can blink and all of a sudden it's 7-0

>>1887722
niko did him what he does to monesy

ZONTIX HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

zont1x sabotaging Spirit for his country

zont1x is so dogshit

>>1887713
>Magixx is actually named Boris
Kekarino, I thought it was just a joke

Which of these teams has a better chance to beat Vitality

crowd pressure is elite

I need to pay more attention to the games because why the hell does chopper look so out of place when the camera pans to him when he’s the last man
Happened in mirage and now nuke

>>1887741
hate this ugly faggot so much

>>1887739
Navi

>>1887742
he's listening to caramelldansen while he plays

i actually hope Navi somehow throw away the momentum and choke on ancient
because what Zywoo will do to these bots tomorrow will go down in CS history

>>1887745
Get fucked

>>1887751
get fucked

>>1887626
you did bet on navi, didn't you? 8.06

You ever noticed this is a match-up of the headshot machine against the bodyshot god, and both are Ukrainian

>>1887754
unless Makazze or IM goes off on ancient it's not over

eco cobra but holy that spray

and people itt actually say that d0nk isn't an eco deity?

>3 out of 5 players are positive K/D
>still down 12-4

>>1887761
sero positive

chopper when its 6-12 and not 12-11:

Monkey style goat...

nice one m0k0zze

both Makazze and Zweih look a bit dizzy here

uuhhh

All they had to do is a 2 rounds of saving and then a normal execute with 4 for site and one lurker, but no, they keep trying to take the entire fucking map and then end up in a 2v4 postplant, this shit is making me angry.

AND SHIRO SAVES THE DAY AGAIN

ChokeVI

>>1887775
well they were on equal sides and still lost

if they lose this, is this the biggest KWAB of the year?

>play CT
>win

>>1887774
>getting outfragged by aleksi
oof

donk threw omfg

THE MONKEY STYLE MASTER

GOATKAZZE

>makazze is a better awper than w0nderful
kek

GODKAZZE

APOLOGIZE.

jesus CHRIST chopper

Makazze saved his energy for that

MONKEY STYLE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Serbs could never play this well on nuke heaven

fuck

THROW A FUCKING SMOKE ZONTIX WHAT THE FUCK

JOBBER

>>1887774
This aged well

APOLOGIZE

jL could NEVER

KAMAKAZZE

zweih did a reverse niko, he should have that 100/100 times

>>1887788
APOLOGIZZAKE

benchL never coming back

Mutual benching bros... Our response???

>>1887803
luckily, jLoser's streamer gambit worked out so i don't think he'll even WANT to come back

so this was the secret all along to deal with donk uh?

the sound is really good. they don't seem to be able the crowd at all through their microphone feed at all

Where the drillas @???

Spirit niggas be like "we'll get donk some help" and they got him zontix 2 xddddddddddddddddd

damn the post per minutes dropped hard when spirit lost with donk being shit.

did everyone get worse after the break??? vitality are gonna win everything without dropping a map, what the fuck

ziggers went real quiet wheres the banter now

>>1887815
stop noticing

>>1887816
i think they will threepeat Cologne and become the greatest team ever

Blad3 prolly fell from a scooter
but my headcanon is he was beaten up by a gang member for refusing to fix games

>>1887815
Anons never stop posting during a break, WAKE UP

>>1887815
>1.22
>donk being shit
about that

>>1887820
He got beaten up by mzinho

If I were an IGL, I would just make the team play with Galils against donk just to not potentially give him an AK AND because he's a weak ass bitch that tilts easily, so not giving him an AK would be extra mental raping.

>>1887826
those eco frags were juicy

>>1887828
and have your entire team master the SG553 and AUG so enemy teams don't know the spray pattern of your guns

aug meta was good

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383991/vpprodigy-vs-fut-res-showdown-2-blast-premier-rising-event

prodigy might be decent

>>1887832
hell no, this is what made me stop watching csgo lans, the krieg and the aug shithousery.

>>1887830
On the topic of SG553 i realized it’s a slightly more socially acceptable auto sniper
Just zoom in and tap fire heads. Fuck spraying

zweih disasterclass incoming

I think we need autosnipers meta. Make shitters cry.

>>1887835
it's a bit of a blight on the Counter Strike community that it was essentially overpowered and way better then AK-47 for years

>>1887837
p90 meta = crusty old killer top1 hltv

donk is mad, its over for navi

>>1887830
That is true and even better.

my experience of Ancient in premier has been absolutely agonizing
desu wish it got rotated out as I was beginning to enjoy Anubis

d0nk blatant soundhack

zweih is a downgrade in every way it seems

NAVI still mentally blocked against Spirit

>>1887846
Not fat and girly enough for you?

remember when we said blunderfool was shit? (and we were absolutely right)

-wunderbullshit
+allu

>>1887852
nah, they need draken

>>1887844
I’ve read up people online saying they enjoy playing ancient, but i don’t really like watching this map
Feels like all of the action is on the B side of the map on the ramp and dark room. It’s so stale after watching it for only few tournaments

kwabvi

btw nuke was nemigas permaban
why the fuck are spirit picking it? zweih basically never played it.

>>1887849
he doesn't lack those aspects at all, just negative mental and roughly equal skill

I had a revelation. Mouz beats Vitality and Mouz beats Spirit.

monkey hiding style

WTF?????

Nt

get fucked you albanian monkey

pro players unironically plant without spinning around first

>>1887862
crouching dragon, hidden monkey

no jLEGEND no win sadly

>>1887862
>>1887867

>>1887867
bro

i'm feeling sad now
my goat AleksiB is failing

CHOPPER?????

Holy toggle

hahaha chopper isnt even trying to hide it

check him pc

war crimes are being committed

I thought that Ancient is a CT sided map

if spirit can almost comeback then aleksib can do a masterclass t side comeback

JUST PICK THE FUCKING AWP AND RUN AWAY YOU DUMB FUCK

so...where are all the politic tards? kek
mirage was the best map

>>1887837
ct autos are unironically op and are slept on like the old sg/aug because it has no good skins
>b-but no 1 shot bodyshot
hit the head, also players are often in 1shot range because of good util in high level matches
>b-but $250 more than an awp
$300 kill reward, new ct bonus money
>faster ms than the awp, scoped and unscoped
>easier follow up kills when the trades come in
>more accurate noscopes than the awp
>strikes fear into the enemy when they hear you plap plap plap them
imagine the seethe when say donk turns a corner and gets insta headshotted by zywoo on the auto

>>1887880
Still here

nafotrannies have been really quiet lately, I wonder why?

My princess aleksi...
My incelbro b1t...
My macacobro Makazze...
Please...

>spirit mouz grand finals
holy based

>>1887884
Too lazy to ban evade for tomorrow

>>1887887
Another Mirage going to triple OT hell yesh

>>1887887
>doubting Vitality
What sort of foolishness is this?

>13-9 nuke
>9-13 ancient
Holy matchfixing

>>1887884
100% chance that a Ukrainian wins this series btw.

>>1887894
> Donetsk
> Ukraine
lmao

wake me up when mous plays

>>1887894
zont1x isn't Ukrainian though. He's a proud citizen of the Luganda People's Republic

>>1887894
zont1x is self proclaimed LPR and on the official ukie state kill list actually

>>1887894
kek you revved the russkis

weed is degenerate but i just can't respect a country where you get in trouble for smoking a few cones

It's over

>>1887897
They are going to be run over as always. Sleep well

>>1887901
it got legalized-ish like a year ago in germany

>>1887904
It's not legalized but de-criminalized

lol why didnt chopper shoot him?

villains win yet again
back to rooting for quick 3-0 stomp by vita in the finals

>>1887907
Only wallhacks, no auto trigger

>>1887887
>>1887889
it's the best possible outcome
kino every single time, unlike vitality

>>1887912
Well too bad it's not happening
Vitality is just too good

>>1887913
we'll see

>donk ak
gg

Can we just end it?

that Famas with all the eyes on it is disgusting

wtf is Spirit doing, giving free mid every round

DONKED

this is soooooooooooooo boringgggggggggggg

Did they really lostered to Sp1rit tenth time in a row? I thought Blade was some kind of CS big brain mastermind??

g-g-g-gaped

JEBI ŠIPTARA

no

>donk last kill
based

what was the point of running with a knife there?

>>1887932
t.

jLegend wasn't the problem

well if zweih somehow turns up then spirit could win finals i gess

navi fans in shambles

LMAOOOOOOOOO NOOBI

Back to selling watermelons and kidneys

Ermmmmm khokholbros...

>>1887275 (OP)
Z

ropz please rape donk in the finals, thank you.

God, I need a sjokz sistermommy gf so badly. If I could accomplish that, maybe I wouldn't wake up wishing to die every day.

>>1887936
Damn you sure should me with your TF2 gay porn

well, at least it was closer than last time

is zweih the most autistic pro?

>>1887946
šta si se usro majmune

>>1887948
in the podcast he said he didnt do anything but play counter strike

i NEED sjokz to push me down then stand over me and be mean to me while she slowly lifts up her dress

Good guys win again, spasaiba for the money rusbros.

ESL really needs to stop fucking with the crowd volume. Either keep it down or have it be loud and live with ziggers getting booed.

bro why does the camera shake every time with ynk kek

This is na'vi without pressure
About to join liquid in top 30 by the end of the year

Z
nhh

>>1887952
np brodie

>drops toy into bin "AleksiB"
>picks up new toy "Jimphat"
this is my new fav playor

>>1887956
too much aura

>>1887954
ESL is compared to PGL and Blast a fucking Tier 2 Company

>>1887948
cause he's nervous talking in front of thousands of people in a language he's not great at? compare this interview to any of zywoo's earliest ones

>>1887957
Navi made a roster move which already puts them at least 10 steps ahead of Liquid. No way they crater like that clown org.

don't cry aleksi
it's just a game

>>1887963
>and Blast
lol

>>1887964
no, he talks like that in the vlogs too

remember when navi was up 7-1 on mirage?
what happened?

>>1887957
I don't like them but they're nowhere near as bad, they are at least playing like a real team even if no one thinks they will contend for trophies yet

>>1887958
>Z
>nhh
Ironic

Even though they lost today, I am a firm believe in the monkey style now.

imagine a drunk sjokz forcing herself onto you while talking about her depression in order to guilt you into letting it happen (not that would be necessary).

>>1887971
just your average poltard

>>1887973
making a chatbot with this prompt rn

spirit are starting to regret not just literally forcing kyousuke to join
kyousuke probably regrets too

>>1887971
> supporting good guys who are on the right side of history is ironic

can they skip this and just play the grand final already

>>1887978
it's gonna be 1 fucking hour break

>>1887976
Yeah, that's strange. They needed to bench magixx anyway. Why not put kyousuke there. Now they're stuck with zweih.

>will see my boy apex win against those low iq gopniks in the grand finals
based timeline

do any of u guys own a cat? they're so cute

>>1887976
>kyousuke probably regrets too
The bag would beg to differ

>>1887976
falcons will dominate when niko gets used to the new sens and stops fucking around
spirit are forever stuck with 3 other bots in the team while falcons can change someone every season
+ kyousuke gets to enjoy being the best player in the team and who knows maybe donk gets to join falcons next year and niko goes to igl

mystery graph was the vrs of teams liquid has lost to. left pre siuhy, right post siuhy. ignore that i accidentally left off one loss in the first post
>>1887282
oh and technically the vp prodigy number one is hltv ranking as they don't have a vrs

>>1887981
the reason is that they won the major with magixx and magixx was really good in the semifinal and final

>>1887986
>3 other bots
>3
???

>>1887968
oh, yeah lots of 1 word answers in the last vlog, but just being in front of a camera is enough to act awkward when you're not used to it. I'd give any rookie a pass for that, zont1x is the same as a non-rookie but he straight up said he's uncomfortable on camera in the playoffs roundtable vid

>>1887984
no I hate cats

Prematch is map picking?

>>1887976
>kyousuke probably regrets too
Doubt it. He got the bag at 17, earlier than any other CS player. He plays best positions, gets high ratings, his stock is as high as ever. And if Falcons don't work out, he'll still have years to win everything.

>>1887987
>vp prodigy
would be amazing if they win the qualifier finals tommorow.
vp is in the tournament and i dont think both are allowed to play. hopefully they kick out vp and let vp prodigy play.

>>1887994
Do Falcons really need to give him high salary? I mean if they buy out his contract, aren't they technically only obliged to pay him spirit academy salary?

>>1887995
don't think they'd ever let the academy team compete over the main one, but it would be great for the kids to do so

>>1887997
im no expert but the buyout would be a price you pay to get a player out of a contract, then you offer them a new one. a player wouldn't normally leave for an equivalent contract unless they really wanted to play for x team

>>1887997
>Do Falcons really need to give him high salary?
If kyousuke doesn't accept they can't buy him. The bouyout only works if the player accepts.

>>1887999
I'm sure they're giving him decent salary but I doubt he gets close to monesy/niko salary.

>>1888001
He's still probably among the top5 best payed players.

>>1888001
Oil money is nonsensical regardless. They've had infinite money hax on for 50 years

surely Mouz can do this, right? Right?
It won't be Vitality sweep again, right?

"team of the year"
"anchor of the year"
"coach of the year"
"igl of the year"

what happened?

Do Israelis all speak with a lisp or is it just Spinx and NertZ

>>1888006
>surely Mouz can do this, right? Right?
Go to the archive and look how many people have written the exact same message in the last 7 months.
Vita 2-0 Mouz
If it was in grands it would be 3-1 because Zywoo generously wouldn't show up for one map.

>>1888009
they all sound fucking disgusting

>>1888006
>It won't be Vitality sweep again, right?
Anon... I...

>>1888009
That's the jiddisch accent. HeavyGod for example doesn't have it.

Leave Zywoo to Jimmy. He's got his number. Also isn't Mouz a German organization and this tournament is in Germany?
Bit of home crowd advantage never goes astray

>>1888008
It's another year duh.

mouz about to get whooped so bad lol

>>1888008
classic example of frauds getting E X P O S E D

>>1888016
autistic dumbass

Hate vitality winning everything, Hate mouz in general, I am conflicted

>>1888016
>Jimmy
literally been the worst Mouz player this season

>when we were on the boob
flamez hitting on freya

>pimp acting like Overpass has upset potential
You stupid cunt, Vitality already used to be the best team in the world on Overpass when fucking shox and kyojin were in it, do you think anyone has a chance there with this current lineup?

Those Stake jerseys are disgusting. How is taking a betting sponsor worse then working for the Saudi's? Make it make sense

>>1888027
>How is taking a betting sponsor worse then working for the Saudi's?
But they do both? And sportswashing for muslims is in fact much worse than advertising a betting site.

>>1888027
most top 10 teams has a huge betting sponsor logos on the middle of their jerseys

>>1888027
betting sites don't decapitate children to please their god

>>1888031
saudi arabia is a kiked country so you're sorta right

>>1888034
>muslims are bad because of the jews
Nigga stop browsing /pol/

https://x.com/TeamVitalityCS/status/1951693948876959877
zygawd training? it's over

>>1888035
are you the thread isreali?

>>1888034
>muslims are bad because of the jews
based. redpilled. true.

>>1888027
>>1888029
>betting sites (actual shady mafia sites) are sponsorising EVERY fucking team, even the tournament
>someone retarded manchildren that play videogame all day believe there is no matchfixing, cheating and all that
fascinating

>>1888037
No. I have my own opinions on the jews but I don't need them to rationalize why a horde of inbreed lunatics following the made up religion of a pedophile goatfucker is bad.

>>1888036
anyone have the webm of zywoo laughing at ropz measuring his desk and seat

I support Mouz because they have more Israelis and I love Jews.

>>1888043
Matjeet Herbjot

>>1888045
well judaism has lot more childfucking so there's that

>>1888043
Team Aryan x Vitality colab when??

>>1888027
oil money ruins sports betting does not
betting advertising is also a big income stream for teams
eternal fire basically disbanded bc they couldn't make enough money due to strict betting laws in turkey

>>1888039
the payout and structure of T1 tournaments makes it unlikely there's outright matchfixing. spot fixing is more probable. T2 onward is a clear joke that you can't even pretend to take seriously.

cant wait for mouz to get eliminated. bunch of tier 2 shitters that got lucky into tier 1 should be purged from cologne playoffs

>>1888049
Sure but we're on the topic of muslims rn.

i'm gonna coom

>>1888055
and muslims are basically irrelevant

>>1888049
not really.

hahaahahaha

>>1888060
is that the tattoo hair that i see some people getting?

>>1888060
shut up dickhead at least im rich enough to get it

Mouz did decent against vita in austin
if anyone beats vita its either mouz or faze

>>1888058
Are you a sand coon or why are you making such great efforts to stay off topic?

>>1888060
Richard "Great Hairline" Lewis has always looked like this.

>>1888060
Someone's been visiting Turkey

>>1888060
bruh

>>1888064
Do you like that 7/8 of Ivy League presidents are Jewish?
Come on. Just say that Jews are just so smart and that's the explanation. Zogcattle it up as hard as you can.

>>1888051
that income comes from tens of millions of people betting themselves into debt, it's not an insignificant amount of those that kill themselves either

>>1888070
You've once again missed the topic. F-

my nigga machine

>>1888072
i know
i dont justify it

>>1888060
why doesn't xantares do this

oh the pistol started? nice i can finally unmute the tab

>>1888075
Has he answered whether he picked the cotton himself yet?

>>1888079
for some reason he always gets muted before he has the opportunity to do so

RULE BRITANNIA

>>1888079
I thought he was half Egyptian.
I'm fine with racism but he could've at least been accurate.

The Brummy Butcher strikes again,,,,,

GODTALITY
might as well say you quit rn Mouz

2-0

zypoo 0-3, he's not even trying, he doesn't consider mouz an opponent worthy of his sweat

>>1888070
Do you like that 4/10 players of the top 2 teams are Jewish?

VITALITY PRIDE OF INDIA LET'S GOOOOO

>>1888093
1/10

RRRROOOPZZZZZ

vitality is just so much better than everyone else.

holy fucking raped
nigger karrigan was holding him back so hard

>>1888097
spinx
xertion
flamez
zywoo
captcha:vtax

Ropz is cheating, everyone knows it
he has some sort of spray hack
watch his demos in vitality on the silenced m4
he never fucks it up, and it looks comeltly robotic from any other play
it didnt look like this in faze
his hack dev didnt have it firgured out yet in faze
but for vitaltiy he did

>>1888104
nice cope buddy

>>1888106
he is the most called out player ever on here
for a reason, everyone sees it

no one remembers the delpan callout spunj you fucking boomer

Another ttropphyy fforr vittality..

yeah, it's over

what the goatlan

>fucked off to watch evo for 5 minute
>Already 5-0
Lmao, this aint like astralis era they said.

goatlan

lads, imagine havin a bevvy with mezii at spoons, fuckin scenes mate. couple purple rain pitchers for pres before we go full sesh head mode. i wanna split a bag with mezii in the popworld toilets.

reminder that vitality got him for 10 4chan janitor yearly salaries

SPINX?????????

>>1888122
>watching evo
are you trying to fall asleep?

zyw0.80 incoming

spinx sucks

people saying this site was dead when spirit was losing
bro vitality and mouz are playing this site is fucking DEAD

noone cares about these 2 teams

>>1888138
is low T the secret to being good at cs?

>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win

what the fuck was that

toggled

ropz just has such amazing "game sense"

>>1888140
he has high t bro
tf you talking about

R O P Z
O
P
Z

whats the difference between the running sideways smoke for window, and the jump throw one next to the trashcan. Saw chopper doing it earlier today also

>ropz will finally get an event mvp
kino..

>>1888127
10 4chan janitor yearly salary, damn that seems a lot wait... 10 times 0 equal... 0 damn, they really be doing this for free.

GOATSI

holy fuck this has turned into hvh

>>1888149
i think you can block the trashcan one more easily

anyone else hearing some weird alien noises?

>>1888161
take your meds

>>1888161
it's the Israeli hacks burrowing into the stream

insane how hard zywoo is carried

>>1888161
it's just your imagination, there is nothing to see here

>>1888161
esl production

One of those rare ZypOo days

>>1888163
I'm on my meds

the goat is looking like an average side character. what happened?

>>1888169
maps*
or maybe even halves
he's still getting that mvp though

spinx needs to get rid of the mental block NOW

>>1888169
>>1888173

>>1888161
nope, just sounds of Mouz getting dabbed on

>>1888173
what? donk was looking good

>>1888169
you always say that and then call him the goat of all time by the end of the series

doex xertion prefer m4a1 to ak?
or maybe he just realized there's a good chance many vitality players wouldn't have helm.

spinx playing like me in my premier games after half a bottle of spirits

>>1888180
except on nuke*

>>1888177
frozen haters forever silenced

>>1888177
>>1888169
hes getting carried one third of his games these days bruh

spinx is playing so badly wtf

zywoo is a rifler anyway, he'll destroy mouz on T side

>>1888196
zypoo will get gaped by goatsi

Call me crazy but I think navi would have more chances against vitality in gfs/