ViDEITY Squad we are gonna win again!
>>1887282zywoo rating in groups vs in playoffs
>>1887286no
but you can have a hint, the low plots on the graphs are, in a way, good points
>>1887292percentage of how hard donk was humbled throughout katowice 2025
>>1887293post pictures on the old thread to reach the image limit to not feel guilty about posting here
navi making it political.
cringe
>>1887294no
but you can also have a hint, the last plot on the right graph happened yesterday
>>1887299You say no, yet, you're here
Curious
>>1887298>b-but muh sports must be out of le politicsamount of russian flags worn by vp or sp0r0t live on stage: 0
xd
>>1887298nothing new, always wearing those lame flags when walking out
it sounds kinda funny with this child voice xd
NIGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kosovo flag is so fucking gay
Based Aleksi is beyond nationalism
i still miss the old 1.6 Days with SK and mtw
if it weren't for fag niko then we would've seen avrasuke on stage
sjokz is good but i don't really see her as a hype intro person
yeah don't leave me alone with sjokz in a forest.
>>1887319yep, less talk more exposure
>>1887318bless niko
i don't want to see that little fag anywhere near a stage
>>1887298Sports is just a replacement for war
THE SHAQ IS GONNA DUNK ON DONK
>>1887326fairplay is the basis of sport tho
warfare is the opposite.
>>1887331>warfare is the opposite.War also has rules but only the truly subhuman participants don't follow them
Makazze activated on T side it's over
already raped by makazze, it's over for d0nkey
gommantators already annoying me
Predict zweih's rating. I say 0.43
>>1887346the map or the series?
>AIIIEEEEEEEE I MUST SAVE THE SCOUT
sh1ro the new dev1ce
i unironically believe that there are multiple cheaters on the server in this game right now
feels like navi flukes this and starts being good like how they fluked the major last year
>donk 0-2 in the first rounds
It's over for the ziggers
>>1887350yes, we know you're bad at cs
how come many pros with skins aren't stattrackers?? lot of skins that can have stat trak and they don't use them even on the same skin that can have stat track...
>lose 1 round
>timeout
lol
>>1887275 (OP)Whoever wins
Own crimea
Spoiler its russia
ZOV
man watching a series where you care about a team winning is so nice, real cologne finally started
>>1887360>zigger>trannyname a more iconic duo
Tech Pause for activating secret Cheat
Spirit tech timeout when it gets rough
>>1887360how's day 1255 of 3 day military operation going?
>>1887360Heil Azov, heil SS Galizien, heil Bandera
>>1887367The ass is in the ass. Soon everybody will know everything.
Holy shit Makazze doing acrobatics
you're witnessing the death of counter strike. entry fragging without giving a fuck is the new meta.
makazze the serbian donk is currently aping team spirit
Which team should I care about winning this one?
>nades himself
BASED BASED BAZZED
makazze the serbian donk is styling on them at this point
Makazze saw he was a CT merchant yesterday and fixed that
based macaqzze trying to give them a chance
we'll get a disappointing mouz navi final kek
Why is the HLTV Forum so full with Shizos?
The germanic avra in the arena is triggering primal fear instincs inside the Spirit players
spirit were practicing counter strats vs mongolz
unlucky
spirit getting dicked by the new young bull
protip: you are inaccurate when on a ladder
>this guy wins cologne, the next major and becomes the new face of counter-strike
How would you respond without sounding mad magog?
bro jump of the ladder retard
>gun jammed
unlucky for choppa
>>1887399I look like him but aim like shit
wonderful doesnt even need to play
>>1887399why would I be mad? he's 3/10 and donk is 2/10 so he's an improvement
>>1887399many troons are jealous of this guys boobs
God damn monkey style is goated
M O N K E Y S T Y L E
O
N
K
E
Y
S
T
Y
L
E
Just woke u- HOLY FUARK THE MONKEY STYLE
LET'S GO MAKAKAZZE, FUCKING RAPE THEM
they turned the crowd mics up to a normal volume again, nice
makazze is who the falcons thought kyousuke was
Silver shitter here
Why do pros keep playing with nerfed MP9 instead of saving a few more bucks and buy five sevens for $500 instead?
>buy
>lose
>don't buy
>win
many such cases
let me guess, you need more?
MAKAZEEEEEEEE
WE DO NOT WANT A COLOGNE MAJOR JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>1887421why did you put chocolate on your pizza meng
>>1887419the MP9 nerf didnt make a HUGE difference. MP9 still the best value smg
>>1887419its only nerfed to you shitter
>>1887421Today’s pidser looks so good
>>1887417They turn them up and down depending on who's on screen
>>1887418lol, it's 1 half
>>1887421what kind of kentucky fried chicken piss this beer is
>>1887421AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT DOUGH
wow you poor bastard. well I guess it's still good but damn.
>>1887421Are you drinking warm beer?
>>1887431Helga, its a ancient irl meme originated from festivals.
>>1887435>don't make make it s1mple, w0nderful
why does the crow boo spirit so hard??
Why do russians hate makazze so much?
>>1887439>why do european countries boo russianstruly a mystery
>>1887439Because they're ziggers, it is a very normal reaction.
>>1887440i want navi to lose while makaze is lifegaming to see how he's going to play next map now
>>1887443not all russians are ziggers
>>1887445Close enough to 100% are to merit cleansing them
>>1887445it's all braindead retards thinking donk personally invaded ukraine, let them be
>>1887450You say that like the Ukraine invasion is my reason for despising these creatures
>>1887450they make pro players control their drones so obviously donk is there too
navi won so many rounds only thanks to makazze
did chopper take over the pig role from magixx? why is he so red?
>>1887421disgusting gas station pizza
polish
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>>1887458wtf how did you know i was polish?!
HOLY SHIT THE RUSSIAN MAKAZZE
>>1887464polish is an attitude
Makazze living proof rating is a scam metric to indicate actual skill in counter strike as he is faaaaar better than shitsuke in all metrics which matter but because he doesn't have big number rating people will think otherwise.
>is that an eco? LET ME HAVE 'EM
classic donk
eco cobra donk does it again absolutely brilliant!!
>>1887469he's happy now that he got his mandated eco frags
i'm like 80% sure wonderb0t gets paid to lose every time they play against spirit someone needs to check his bank account
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TECH PAUSE SAVE ME
donk's cheats bugged that round
>lose round
>techpause
It's getting blatant
>>1887474ukranians really are corrupt af
>admin, my radar doesn't show everyone's position, please fix
what an embarrassment
>>1887456he's actually the only one going for a walk outside, he gets a tan.
>>1887480I wonder where that comes from???
classic spirit tech pause
>>1887467you're worse at evaluating skill than someone who exclusively looks at hltv ratings, this clown isn't even gonna be in your team in 2026
>>1887458Idk man to me it looks like polish mindbroke YOU if you think everyone who hates on ruzzia must be polish lol
bit of a hot take but i think a bit of exercise would be good for these pro esports players
i know koreans just grind 12 hours a day but there has to be a benefit to having your body in a good state too.
wtf is Zontix shooting at
>>1887488There is to normal people but considering atleast half of all pro players are autistic or otherwise mentally abnormal it's fine if they don't do it.
>>1887488Back in the BW days Korean teams would make their players do some football/soccer games so they'd get some exercise. Lately teams do encourage their pros to hit the gym or get out a few hours every day.
these guys in the crowd are literally paid to boo spirit and cheer on navi, this isn't organic
chopper cant even shoot one bullet back donk needs to ace with 5 hp fucking hell
this donk kid pretty good
what the fuck was that chopper?
>give donk ak
>win round
it's so tiresome
kek why do they always offer their asses to donk? any other team would have easily dealt with him here
>>1887493>faggot with a permanent victim mentality can't conceive of why everybody hates them
>donk takes his head between his hands when he dies
>makazze is ready to punch the screen when he dies
>>1887504Very ironic for you to accuse someone else of having a victim mentality, you being a brainwashed troglodyte doesn't mean everyone are, these players have nothing to do with what you're seething about. They can't help that their mothers were in Russia when they popped out and all they're doing is playing a game for our entertainment.
>>1887507holy wall of seethe
>>1887505truly /ourgypsy/
>>1887507pretty sure they're playing a game for their financial benefit
>>1887507im with you but damn im not reading that shit
>>1887508no argument, you lose I win
>>1887507how many times did you cry itt already? holy fuck just kill yourself faggot
>>1887507Let me help you understand: All russians are enemies to me and the world would be better off without them. I have no interest in differentiating between the few "good" russians and the rest.
its ironic that germans of all people are mad at russians about what their government does kek
>>1887363>>1887367Go back to r/uhg trannies
You lost Cuckraine
Z
classic blunderfool fumble when it matters the most
>>1887515why do you suck ukrainian dick then? you understand they are just russians?
>>1887513you already replied to that post once, samefagging is bad and so is having so much hatred inside of you
I don't stand with Ukraine
I don't stand with Russia
I stand with Allah
WONDERFULLOFSHIT
what a cunt
makazze back to selling melons on the side of the road
>>1887507>dude no way Europeans don't love us, it HAS to be orchestrated boos from the crowdruzzian brain in 2025 calling anyone brainwashed kek
even Serbs are slowly growing to hate you since you started mass migrating there in 2022
>>1887521My issue with russian is entirely separate from the Ukraine conflict
thread went to shit shut the fuck up all of you bickering vatniks
>>1887523more projections, you really are pathetic
just tried playing on 1:1 1440x1440
better than any ratio
state of that production. bit facecam on donk pov
ONE MORE ONE MORE
OT OT OT
Euro
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>>1887541>AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE MAKAKAZZE-SAMA TOOK OUT OUR ONLY PLAYER, PLEASE HAVE MERCY MONKEY STYLE DEITY
>>1887524allah automatically sends albanians to hell
>>1887547Too bad allah is a false god
wtf our guys actually won
what a throw, what the fuck
oh no they won a 3v4 forcebuy without donk! how is it possible?
OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT? OT?
that's going in the throw compilation
I love how ESL lowers the crowd volume whenever there's boos
>>1887538>>1887533spirit won navi's map pick btw
zweih literally hasn't shown anything in a single map on Cologne
ALWAYS BET AGAINST NAVI THANK YOU RUZZIA
DONK AVRA DONK AVRA DONK AVRA DONK AVRA DONK AVRA DONK AVRA DONK AVRA
>>1887570yeah keep being blind
draft dodgers and organ harvesters in shambles
>>1887570He literally won the last round for Spirit by getting 1 kill.
aleksib0b masterclass on nuke incoming trust
>>18874671 half era, kyousuke is the truth
>>1887570doesn't do as many 0.60 total disaster games as magixx though
sp0r0t fanbase is the biggest cancer on the scene
i really wish donk gets coldzera'd next year and they all disappear
>does nothing
>wins
What is this strategy called?
Can't wait for some real rsuki CS after Spirit nukes Navi
if any who has the chance to beat vita?
>>1887570>get rid of s tier vibe guy>replace him with a quiet autist (not the good kind of autist like magixx) >he doesn't even outperform him
donk looking for his teammates......
.....get my Prince some help please
>>1887581donk is the most skilled cs player in history so i doubt that happens
>>1887581pffft
you are an obvious vitality fan and you used to be a faze fan and navi fan
you just follow the most winningest team like a npc
>>1887588>the most skilled cs player in history
>>1887591he's better than s0mple in his prime
>>1887591donk 2025: 0.96 kills per round
s1mple 2021: 0.88 kills per round
yes, donk is ahead with top 5 filter also
>>1887594you don't understand counter strike so shut the fuck up.
>>1887577he did a cheesy walk through smoke and killed an unaware player, this is your bar for "showing something"? lmao
and that didn't win the round, it was b1t peeking with 8 seconds on the clock
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I like him
>>1887587HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
>>1887601metnem ih na kurac sve
does this tournament have extra long time between games?
>>1887596s1mple saved as much jame
and zywoo is the most set up player in history
hes like a golem who is steered by apex
his entire team does what ever he wishes
he barley even awps now cause he wants to boost his stats by farming ecos lol
prooven by rating 3.0
zywoo is an eco corbra, donk aint kek
>>1887600-tezes
-kyxen
+donk
+monkeyzee
>>1887583> What is this strategy called?donk go kill, duh
>>1887604yesterday it was like an hour but it was 2-0
>>1887605omg ok you're just a troll.
>>1887605what a wall of donk fan cope holy kek
misinterpreted "eco-adjusted damage" graph so hard ner0 had to step in and btfo, awfully quiet about donk getting nerfed harder than zywoo and m0nesy, classic
>>1887611nah it proved zywoo is eco cobra
>donk x sjokz
or
>donk x freya
lol that small fat asian lady
>>1887597Yea and if hadn't gotten that kill b1t wouldn't even need to think about peeking there because w0nderful would be there still. He showed balls to open space at 12-11, and that's much better than showing how you can put up 30 kills that in the end mean nothing because you lost in the macro. He isn't supposed to be the second donk in the team, he just needs to do enough.
>>1887611hes a hybrid hes a eco cobra and he awps to boost his stats in gun rounds
and saves when he has too
biggest fraud in cs history
mezii clears him
cs is your full time job, why do you refuse to just dm or aim botz or anything?
>>1887620lil bro has to play vs oppenents using cheats every game
there's not much you can really do but try outsmart them
>>1887620Just look at the numbers. It's not like 0.90 red games. Almost every game is like 0.60 to 0.80.
>8.06 odds on Navi
Don't even try to tell me ts ain't fixed
>>1887613one is pure, hand-hold lovemaking
the other is rape by office lady
>>1887626It is, just bet, the easiest money in my life
>novi getting publicly humiliated by Spirit, again
all is good in the world
Shut these drunk eurofaggots up my god
what a donk whiff
donkzera looms
Thank god my bot saved that round from iM's throw.
quick someone nhh in the crowd
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Let's Go Spirit!
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>mfw my teammate wrote "nigga" on his gun with stickers
>>1887634Expected from a known AK abuser. Can't do shit with an M4.
zontix should pray everyone day because he got to play with donk in the academy
future betera player
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i miss him bros
n0k0
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Navi clears on nuke
ez 13-0
donks AK isn't very blue, i wonder if it's better on the right side?
shiro is retarded lmao
get your fucking knife out you fucking bum
holyshit
wasted 4 seconds spamming with the glock kek
>>1887666don't get too invested in this fixed match
>>1887650Context I guess?
>>1887659>magixx benched for this
woxic would've clutched that
Fuuuuck b1t almost had it
fucking retard check the site before shooting
Why does every kill chopper get feel like lucky timing through retarded smoke pushes or lucky timing as soon as the enemy looks somewhere else?
dude give makazze the a1s
https://x.com/PimpCS2/status/1951544866854351324
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>>1887659it was fun while it lasted
>>1887683Imma book tickets for the next event he's at and bring the hate to him
>>1887681forgot his nose strip
>>1887668i legit think shiro is match fixing important games
there is no way this guy is for real
>>1887688what does he do that magixx can't?
not looking like a tranny doesnt count although its a massive positive
bydogs
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>>1887689gayest post ive seen on this site, you wont do anything lmao
>>1887683there's prolly some degenerate group paying people to do this shit
didn't a gambling dude pay someone to rush the stage at another event?
WHAT IS THIS POST PLANT POSITIONS HAHAHAHAHAAHA
>>1887698blaming shiro there is peak retardism
IMAGINE if they had kyosuke instead of sweigh
ah, finally some set up entries :)
took them 11 rounds to go quick inner
>>1887697Could be but at the same time Pimp is one of the least liked analysts out there. 50/50 I guess.
>Zweih doesn't play Nuke
>"hmmm let's pick Nuke"
which strategic genius was in charge of that decision?
>>1887700I mean with the amount of time they had, sh0r0 could've gone to a better spot desu.
>went to fry some dumplings and instant noodles
>9-2
Wtf
>>1887699learn to speak english saar
donkzera when he isn't fueled with adrenaline
borya
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>>1887695>what does he do that magixx can't?nothing
they got rid of the guy who fixes their mental when they're tilting and the only guy to ever make zont1x smile and laugh
im wit da mp9 beating a d0nk ak peak
i wented to the stream and navi is playing league of legends??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGm8VjHq2Qg
anyone has link to proper stream?
should've picked overpass you fucking pussies
compare donk nuke vs aurora and donk nuke vs navi
this is pathetic
>You now remember Spirit considered HeavyGod before settling on zweih
What would they have looked like with HeavyGOAT instead?
damn hoyl based halftime music
spirit players laughing while navi players look worried, choke incoming.
>>1887722hes off the packet lad
>>1887722thousand cocks stare
When do the good teams play
>>1887723They know they've burrowed into NAVI's minds and will win in map 3
>>1887723stomp matches like that are just pure luck, no skill involved
in cs2 after you lose pistol round you can blink and all of a sudden it's 7-0
>>1887722niko did him what he does to monesy
ZONTIX HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
zont1x sabotaging Spirit for his country
>>1887713>Magixx is actually named BorisKekarino, I thought it was just a joke
Which of these teams has a better chance to beat Vitality
I need to pay more attention to the games because why the hell does chopper look so out of place when the camera pans to him when he’s the last man
Happened in mirage and now nuke
>>1887741hate this ugly faggot so much
>>1887742he's listening to caramelldansen while he plays
i actually hope Navi somehow throw away the momentum and choke on ancient
because what Zywoo will do to these bots tomorrow will go down in CS history
>>1887626you did bet on navi, didn't you? 8.06
You ever noticed this is a match-up of the headshot machine against the bodyshot god, and both are Ukrainian
>>1887754unless Makazze or IM goes off on ancient it's not over
eco cobra but holy that spray
and people itt actually say that d0nk isn't an eco deity?
>3 out of 5 players are positive K/D
>still down 12-4
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>3v5 save
chopper when its 6-12 and not 12-11:
both Makazze and Zweih look a bit dizzy here
All they had to do is a 2 rounds of saving and then a normal execute with 4 for site and one lurker, but no, they keep trying to take the entire fucking map and then end up in a 2v4 postplant, this shit is making me angry.
AND SHIRO SAVES THE DAY AGAIN
>>1887775well they were on equal sides and still lost
if they lose this, is this the biggest KWAB of the year?
>>1887774>getting outfragged by aleksioof
>makazze is a better awper than w0nderful
kek
Makazze saved his energy for that
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Serbs could never play this well on nuke heaven
THROW A FUCKING SMOKE ZONTIX WHAT THE FUCK
hmpf
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zweih did a reverse niko, he should have that 100/100 times
Mutual benching bros... Our response???
>>1887803luckily, jLoser's streamer gambit worked out so i don't think he'll even WANT to come back
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so this was the secret all along to deal with donk uh?
the sound is really good. they don't seem to be able the crowd at all through their microphone feed at all
Spirit niggas be like "we'll get donk some help" and they got him zontix 2 xddddddddddddddddd
damn the post per minutes dropped hard when spirit lost with donk being shit.
did everyone get worse after the break??? vitality are gonna win everything without dropping a map, what the fuck
ziggers went real quiet wheres the banter now
>>1887816i think they will threepeat Cologne and become the greatest team ever
Blad3 prolly fell from a scooter
but my headcanon is he was beaten up by a gang member for refusing to fix games
>>1887815Anons never stop posting during a break, WAKE UP
>>1887815>1.22>donk being shitabout that
>>1887820He got beaten up by mzinho
If I were an IGL, I would just make the team play with Galils against donk just to not potentially give him an AK AND because he's a weak ass bitch that tilts easily, so not giving him an AK would be extra mental raping.
>>1887826those eco frags were juicy
>>1887828and have your entire team master the SG553 and AUG so enemy teams don't know the spray pattern of your guns
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383991/vpprodigy-vs-fut-res-showdown-2-blast-premier-rising-event
prodigy might be decent
>>1887832hell no, this is what made me stop watching csgo lans, the krieg and the aug shithousery.
>>1887830On the topic of SG553 i realized it’s a slightly more socially acceptable auto sniper
Just zoom in and tap fire heads. Fuck spraying
zweih disasterclass incoming
I think we need autosnipers meta. Make shitters cry.
>>1887835it's a bit of a blight on the Counter Strike community that it was essentially overpowered and way better then AK-47 for years
>>1887837p90 meta = crusty old killer top1 hltv
donk is mad, its over for navi
>>1887830That is true and even better.
my experience of Ancient in premier has been absolutely agonizing
desu wish it got rotated out as I was beginning to enjoy Anubis
zweih is a downgrade in every way it seems
NAVI still mentally blocked against Spirit
>>1887846Not fat and girly enough for you?
remember when we said blunderfool was shit? (and we were absolutely right)
>>1887852nah, they need draken
>>1887844I’ve read up people online saying they enjoy playing ancient, but i don’t really like watching this map
Feels like all of the action is on the B side of the map on the ramp and dark room. It’s so stale after watching it for only few tournaments
btw nuke was nemigas permaban
why the fuck are spirit picking it? zweih basically never played it.
>>1887849he doesn't lack those aspects at all, just negative mental and roughly equal skill
I had a revelation. Mouz beats Vitality and Mouz beats Spirit.
get fucked you albanian monkey
pro players unironically plant without spinning around first
>>1887862crouching dragon, hidden monkey
i'm feeling sad now
my goat AleksiB is failing
hahaha chopper isnt even trying to hide it
war crimes are being committed
I thought that Ancient is a CT sided map
if spirit can almost comeback then aleksib can do a masterclass t side comeback
JUST PICK THE FUCKING AWP AND RUN AWAY YOU DUMB FUCK
so...where are all the politic tards? kek
mirage was the best map
>>1887837ct autos are unironically op and are slept on like the old sg/aug because it has no good skins
>b-but no 1 shot bodyshothit the head, also players are often in 1shot range because of good util in high level matches
>b-but $250 more than an awp$300 kill reward, new ct bonus money
>faster ms than the awp, scoped and unscoped>easier follow up kills when the trades come in>more accurate noscopes than the awp>strikes fear into the enemy when they hear you plap plap plap themimagine the seethe when say donk turns a corner and gets insta headshotted by zywoo on the auto
nafotrannies have been really quiet lately, I wonder why?
My princess aleksi...
My incelbro b1t...
My macacobro Makazze...
Please...
>spirit mouz grand finals
holy based
>>1887884Too lazy to ban evade for tomorrow
>>1887887Another Mirage going to triple OT hell yesh
>>1887887>doubting VitalityWhat sort of foolishness is this?
>13-9 nuke
>9-13 ancient
Holy matchfixing
>>1887884100% chance that a Ukrainian wins this series btw.
>>1887894> Donetsk> Ukrainelmao
wake me up when mous plays
>>1887894zont1x isn't Ukrainian though. He's a proud citizen of the Luganda People's Republic
>>1887894zont1x is self proclaimed LPR and on the official ukie state kill list actually
>>1887894kek you revved the russkis
weed is degenerate but i just can't respect a country where you get in trouble for smoking a few cones
>>1887897They are going to be run over as always. Sleep well
>>1887901it got legalized-ish like a year ago in germany
>>1887904It's not legalized but de-criminalized
lol why didnt chopper shoot him?
villains win yet again
back to rooting for quick 3-0 stomp by vita in the finals
>>1887907Only wallhacks, no auto trigger
>>1887887>>1887889it's the best possible outcome
kino every single time, unlike vitality
>>1887912Well too bad it's not happening
Vitality is just too good
that Famas with all the eyes on it is disgusting
>AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE MY AK ON CT PLEASE LET ME SAVE
wtf is Spirit doing, giving free mid every round
this is soooooooooooooo boringgggggggggggg
Did they really lostered to Sp1rit tenth time in a row? I thought Blade was some kind of CS big brain mastermind??
what was the point of running with a knife there?
jLegend wasn't the problem
well if zweih somehow turns up then spirit could win finals i gess
Back to selling watermelons and kidneys
ropz please rape donk in the finals, thank you.
God, I need a sjokz sistermommy gf so badly. If I could accomplish that, maybe I wouldn't wake up wishing to die every day.
>>1887936Damn you sure should me with your TF2 gay porn
well, at least it was closer than last time
is zweih the most autistic pro?
>>1887946šta si se usro majmune
>>1887948in the podcast he said he didnt do anything but play counter strike
i NEED sjokz to push me down then stand over me and be mean to me while she slowly lifts up her dress
Good guys win again, spasaiba for the money rusbros.
ESL really needs to stop fucking with the crowd volume. Either keep it down or have it be loud and live with ziggers getting booed.
bro why does the camera shake every time with ynk kek
This is na'vi without pressure
About to join liquid in top 30 by the end of the year
>drops toy into bin "AleksiB"
>picks up new toy "Jimphat"
this is my new fav playor
>>1887954ESL is compared to PGL and Blast a fucking Tier 2 Company
>>1887948cause he's nervous talking in front of thousands of people in a language he's not great at? compare this interview to any of zywoo's earliest ones
>>1887957Navi made a roster move which already puts them at least 10 steps ahead of Liquid. No way they crater like that clown org.
don't cry aleksi
it's just a game
>>1887964no, he talks like that in the vlogs too
remember when navi was up 7-1 on mirage?
what happened?
>>1887957I don't like them but they're nowhere near as bad, they are at least playing like a real team even if no one thinks they will contend for trophies yet
Even though they lost today, I am a firm believe in the monkey style now.
imagine a drunk sjokz forcing herself onto you while talking about her depression in order to guilt you into letting it happen (not that would be necessary).
>>1887971just your average poltard
>>1887973making a chatbot with this prompt rn
spirit are starting to regret not just literally forcing kyousuke to join
kyousuke probably regrets too
>>1887971> supporting good guys who are on the right side of history is ironic
can they skip this and just play the grand final already
>>1887978it's gonna be 1 fucking hour break
>>1887976Yeah, that's strange. They needed to bench magixx anyway. Why not put kyousuke there. Now they're stuck with zweih.
>will see my boy apex win against those low iq gopniks in the grand finals
based timeline
do any of u guys own a cat? they're so cute
>>1887976>kyousuke probably regrets tooThe bag would beg to differ
>>1887976falcons will dominate when niko gets used to the new sens and stops fucking around
spirit are forever stuck with 3 other bots in the team while falcons can change someone every season
+ kyousuke gets to enjoy being the best player in the team and who knows maybe donk gets to join falcons next year and niko goes to igl
mystery graph was the vrs of teams liquid has lost to. left pre siuhy, right post siuhy. ignore that i accidentally left off one loss in the first post
>>1887282oh and technically the vp prodigy number one is hltv ranking as they don't have a vrs
>>1887981the reason is that they won the major with magixx and magixx was really good in the semifinal and final
>>1887986>3 other bots>3???
>>1887968oh, yeah lots of 1 word answers in the last vlog, but just being in front of a camera is enough to act awkward when you're not used to it. I'd give any rookie a pass for that, zont1x is the same as a non-rookie but he straight up said he's uncomfortable on camera in the playoffs roundtable vid
>>1887976>kyousuke probably regrets tooDoubt it. He got the bag at 17, earlier than any other CS player. He plays best positions, gets high ratings, his stock is as high as ever. And if Falcons don't work out, he'll still have years to win everything.
>>1887987>vp prodigywould be amazing if they win the qualifier finals tommorow.
vp is in the tournament and i dont think both are allowed to play. hopefully they kick out vp and let vp prodigy play.
>>1887994Do Falcons really need to give him high salary? I mean if they buy out his contract, aren't they technically only obliged to pay him spirit academy salary?
>>1887995don't think they'd ever let the academy team compete over the main one, but it would be great for the kids to do so
>>1887997im no expert but the buyout would be a price you pay to get a player out of a contract, then you offer them a new one. a player wouldn't normally leave for an equivalent contract unless they really wanted to play for x team
>>1887997>Do Falcons really need to give him high salary?If kyousuke doesn't accept they can't buy him. The bouyout only works if the player accepts.
>>1887999I'm sure they're giving him decent salary but I doubt he gets close to monesy/niko salary.
>>1888001He's still probably among the top5 best payed players.
>>1888001Oil money is nonsensical regardless. They've had infinite money hax on for 50 years
surely Mouz can do this, right? Right?
It won't be Vitality sweep again, right?
"team of the year"
"anchor of the year"
"coach of the year"
"igl of the year"
what happened?
Do Israelis all speak with a lisp or is it just Spinx and NertZ
>>1888006>surely Mouz can do this, right? Right?Go to the archive and look how many people have written the exact same message in the last 7 months.
Vita 2-0 Mouz
If it was in grands it would be 3-1 because Zywoo generously wouldn't show up for one map.
>>1888009they all sound fucking disgusting
>>1888006>It won't be Vitality sweep again, right?Anon... I...
>>1888009That's the jiddisch accent. HeavyGod for example doesn't have it.
Leave Zywoo to Jimmy. He's got his number. Also isn't Mouz a German organization and this tournament is in Germany?
Bit of home crowd advantage never goes astray
>>1888008It's another year duh.
mouz about to get whooped so bad lol
>>1888008classic example of frauds getting E X P O S E D
>>1888016autistic dumbass
Hate vitality winning everything, Hate mouz in general, I am conflicted
>>1888016>Jimmyliterally been the worst Mouz player this season
>when we were on the boob
flamez hitting on freya
>pimp acting like Overpass has upset potential
You stupid cunt, Vitality already used to be the best team in the world on Overpass when fucking shox and kyojin were in it, do you think anyone has a chance there with this current lineup?
Those Stake jerseys are disgusting. How is taking a betting sponsor worse then working for the Saudi's? Make it make sense
>>1888027>How is taking a betting sponsor worse then working for the Saudi's?But they do both? And sportswashing for muslims is in fact much worse than advertising a betting site.
>>1888027most top 10 teams has a huge betting sponsor logos on the middle of their jerseys
>>1888027betting sites don't decapitate children to please their god
>>1888031saudi arabia is a kiked country so you're sorta right
>>1888034>muslims are bad because of the jewsNigga stop browsing /pol/
https://x.com/TeamVitalityCS/status/1951693948876959877
zygawd training? it's over
>>1888035are you the thread isreali?
>>1888034>muslims are bad because of the jewsbased. redpilled. true.
>>1888027>>1888029>betting sites (actual shady mafia sites) are sponsorising EVERY fucking team, even the tournament>someone retarded manchildren that play videogame all day believe there is no matchfixing, cheating and all thatfascinating
>>1888037No. I have my own opinions on the jews but I don't need them to rationalize why a horde of inbreed lunatics following the made up religion of a pedophile goatfucker is bad.
>>1888036anyone have the webm of zywoo laughing at ropz measuring his desk and seat
I support Mouz because they have more Israelis and I love Jews.
>>1888045well judaism has lot more childfucking so there's that
>>1888043Team Aryan x Vitality colab when??
>>1888027oil money ruins sports betting does not
betting advertising is also a big income stream for teams
eternal fire basically disbanded bc they couldn't make enough money due to strict betting laws in turkey
>>1888039the payout and structure of T1 tournaments makes it unlikely there's outright matchfixing. spot fixing is more probable. T2 onward is a clear joke that you can't even pretend to take seriously.
cant wait for mouz to get eliminated. bunch of tier 2 shitters that got lucky into tier 1 should be purged from cologne playoffs
>>1888049Sure but we're on the topic of muslims rn.
>>1888055and muslims are basically irrelevant
>>1888060is that the tattoo hair that i see some people getting?
>>1888060shut up dickhead at least im rich enough to get it
Mouz did decent against vita in austin
if anyone beats vita its either mouz or faze
>>1888058Are you a sand coon or why are you making such great efforts to stay off topic?
>>1888060Richard "Great Hairline" Lewis has always looked like this.
>>1888060Someone's been visiting Turkey
>>1888064Do you like that 7/8 of Ivy League presidents are Jewish?
Come on. Just say that Jews are just so smart and that's the explanation. Zogcattle it up as hard as you can.
>>1888051that income comes from tens of millions of people betting themselves into debt, it's not an insignificant amount of those that kill themselves either
>>1888070You've once again missed the topic. F-
>>1888072i know
i dont justify it
>>1888060why doesn't xantares do this
oh the pistol started? nice i can finally unmute the tab
>>1888075Has he answered whether he picked the cotton himself yet?
>>1888079for some reason he always gets muted before he has the opportunity to do so
>>1888079I thought he was half Egyptian.
I'm fine with racism but he could've at least been accurate.
The Brummy Butcher strikes again,,,,,
GODTALITY
might as well say you quit rn Mouz
zypoo 0-3, he's not even trying, he doesn't consider mouz an opponent worthy of his sweat
>>1888070Do you like that 4/10 players of the top 2 teams are Jewish?
VITALITY PRIDE OF INDIA LET'S GOOOOO
vitality is just so much better than everyone else.
holy fucking raped
nigger karrigan was holding him back so hard
>>1888097spinx
xertion
flamez
zywoo
captcha:vtax
Ropz is cheating, everyone knows it
he has some sort of spray hack
watch his demos in vitality on the silenced m4
he never fucks it up, and it looks comeltly robotic from any other play
it didnt look like this in faze
his hack dev didnt have it firgured out yet in faze
but for vitaltiy he did
>>1888106he is the most called out player ever on here
for a reason, everyone sees it
no one remembers the delpan callout spunj you fucking boomer
Another ttropphyy fforr vittality..
>fucked off to watch evo for 5 minute
>Already 5-0
Lmao, this aint like astralis era they said.
lads, imagine havin a bevvy with mezii at spoons, fuckin scenes mate. couple purple rain pitchers for pres before we go full sesh head mode. i wanna split a bag with mezii in the popworld toilets.
reminder that vitality got him for 10 4chan janitor yearly salaries
>>1888122>watching evoare you trying to fall asleep?
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zyw0.80 incoming
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people saying this site was dead when spirit was losing
bro vitality and mouz are playing this site is fucking DEAD
noone cares about these 2 teams
>>1888138is low T the secret to being good at cs?
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
ropz just has such amazing "game sense"
>>1888140he has high t bro
tf you talking about
whats the difference between the running sideways smoke for window, and the jump throw one next to the trashcan. Saw chopper doing it earlier today also
>ropz will finally get an event mvp
kino..
>>188812710 4chan janitor yearly salary, damn that seems a lot wait... 10 times 0 equal... 0 damn, they really be doing this for free.
holy fuck this has turned into hvh
>>1888149i think you can block the trashcan one more easily
anyone else hearing some weird alien noises?
>>1888161it's the Israeli hacks burrowing into the stream
insane how hard zywoo is carried
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>>1888161it's just your imagination, there is nothing to see here
One of those rare ZypOo days
the goat is looking like an average side character. what happened?
>>1888169maps*
or maybe even halves
he's still getting that mvp though
spinx needs to get rid of the mental block NOW
>>1888161nope, just sounds of Mouz getting dabbed on
>>1888173what? donk was looking good
>>1888169you always say that and then call him the goat of all time by the end of the series
doex xertion prefer m4a1 to ak?
or maybe he just realized there's a good chance many vitality players wouldn't have helm.
spinx playing like me in my premier games after half a bottle of spirits
>>1888177frozen haters forever silenced
>>1888177>>1888169hes getting carried one third of his games these days bruh
spinx is playing so badly wtf
zywoo is a rifler anyway, he'll destroy mouz on T side
>>1888196zypoo will get gaped by goatsi
Call me crazy but I think navi would have more chances against vitality in gfs/
I missed the first half. What rounds were ropz masterclass?
>>1888201botvi lost ancient ct-side 2-10 vs spirit retard
>>1888203the ones where he hard-toggled
>>1888203whatever the save round he got an ace on
i'm starting to doubt....
Jimi got a quick goon sesh in the halftime break Mouz got this
alien noises ended and suddenly vitality started to lose
>>1888161you have porn playing on another tab
Mouz got a brick wall CT side
>>1888208i'm starting to believe
mouz crowd cheated
how the fuck is this allowed?
goatsi fucking clean with it
>>1888223They can't hear anything, they have anc headphones on top of their anc earbuds
I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH ROPZ
>>1888224...we eating good
How do you win against this fucking guy?
How?
LOL
i mean well played by ropz there's no reason mouz should've failed all those duels, ropz didn't even kill thme quickly
>he toggled again
oh well, it was fun while it lasted
>>1888223THEY JUST FUCKIGN DID IT AGAIN WTF
>>1888231mouz fans are making signs
>la putain de ta grand mère la reine des putes
I can read on your lips apex
Apex is doing the french hand thing lmao
Watch the Tec-9 rush coming in after this round btw
>>1888231they hear it trough the mic
you can hear the crowd when they show team comms
Today has had a lot of insane asymmetry on team perf on a given side.
>apex when steamrolling teams
:)))
>apex when facing slight adversity
>FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE KIKE RAT KYS
Not today you lurking Estonian. Mouz can read your team.
>>1888254also they can feel vibrations through the floor
>>1888254You could really only hear crowd at the end of the round when they all roar
zywoo has already gotten more weapon drops than donk did entire 3 games series
apEX going to curse out ZywOo so hard in French during the break
It looks like both teams are aimlocking. They always have too much info. They are ways too aware.
vitality cheats expired ?
>actually seething
is he genuinely worried? haven't seen him like this since last year
cringest tattoo i've ever seen. mouz fans are something else
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>1.50 on mirage
>the rest is in the red
This shit team doesn't deserve this lil nig.
insane how mouz is winning after these ropz plays
Like its so obvious xertion locking all over lowers
holy shit, the crowd
i expected them to be the crowd favorites but this is something else
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OH NO NO NO...VITASISSYKEKIES...NOT LIKE THAT!
>win one map
>get destroyed on the next two
yawn
>>1888282I saw one weird crisp lock
the cameraman should get a raise by how good he is to avoid the locks
>mouz vs spirit final
HOLY KINO PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>1888286donk would never.
>vitality 1-9 t-side
what happened here?
0 t rounds if not for ropz 1v3
this is vintage apex migare t side
this qt clears and is dominating cs
xertion was really insane on mirage vs spirit too
the other two maps he went like 0.80....
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>0.53
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH
>>1888292PLS PLS PLS PLS I'M BEGGING YOU, CS GODS
It's funny how there's British esports talents everywhere but the country doesn't produce that many players
did they make a 20 min skit kek
>>1888306no, he went 0.80 against a considerably worse team
I've got some insider infos of player during the break. Apparently they found some shit, real liquid shit tracing back from Zywoo's pants, probably a good summary of his performance on mirage.
>niko had better rating than zywoo this map
>>1888307>everywhereash, mezii and who else?
>>1888309which number is larger, 0.80 or 0.53?
>>18883130.53 if it's in freedom units
>>1888312Talents as in commentators, hosts, and interviewers
>>1888307does this mean brits only like to watch
>>1888316hltv forums are full of shizos
>>1888313the series isn't done yet
why is the skit like 5 mins long
>>1888317Yeah but that's not real surprising. Native speakers will almost always out perform the competition in those fields.
so thats how the office looks like? do american really enjoy that kind of shit humor?
zywoo is definitely off
he lost every duel vs device when they played astralis too
last several Spirit v Mouz games were all kino by the way
would be nice to have an actually close grand finals
>>1888322because its a paid ad by dhl
>>1888324The Office was a british show though
what a shitty ass image, i thought vitality won 13-9 since their logo is on the 13 but MOUZ is written there with 4px
>>1888325>zywoo is definitely offHis fucking BMI is off nigga
>>1888298>donk looked like a baby a fucking year ago
>>1888326Yeah, there's been at least one ot map each time. And 3/4 times there's been a tripple or quad ot map.
>>1888334he looks the same he just doesn't have 5 filters over him
reminder that this shit happened already months ago
mouze have no chance still
they are shit on train and even worse on overpass
>>1888344They did look totally shit on overpass. Hopefully they're better now.
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>>1888334i will never forgive anyone who makes him stressed
>>1888342time is a flat circle
damn should i start buying p250 on t pistol? kino
its just weird how well ropz plays sometimes
botz toggling even harder
ropz rage-toggled again
i actually started doubting there for a minute
>>1888356faze sold him for 0$ since they didn't want to get caught in the scandal of having a cheating player btw
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>>1888340thats how he looked at kato with no filters
he 100% aged due to stress and just getting older
>"pro"woo doesn't know how to molly backsite without swinging into the open
>>1888360>he 100% aged/magog/ discovers growing up lol
>>1888360every man ages as they hit their 20s, its testosterone for him as his hair is thinning and his face gains weight
I watched ropz autistically try and succeed at a stupid jump on inferno a few years ago
dude has work ethics
>>1888364jwonderchild in MY cs general?
OH MY STARS
>>1888368yeah till the goat smicky smacky showed him how to do it in one attempt
karrigan to vitality
apex to falcons
>>1888368He's a big kz player and really likes that stuff.
ban this cheating rat xertion
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Vitality is the stupidest team
I can feel it, the Vitality reign of terror ends today
the air quality in cologne must be awful today.
>>1888388what is this meme?
ropz always crouching peak rat
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>ACK!!!!!!
>>1888387today is the day.
ropz can still steal the mvp from donk
believe
BOTALITY WEAK SCENE MERCHANTS
3 rounds is enough
it's over
>>1888396without some donk bs rounds navi wouldve had convincing 2-0
>>1888396how can he get an mvp if he's not in the final?
>>1888367pdfs? why not docs? or csvs?
mouze is so fucking stupid
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>>1888366>>1888363i know
the issue is that one dude said donk always looked like "this"
even tho he looks better now imo
totally normal spam from flamez
many such cases
>>18884055 pedophiles on my team gg cant win
>>1888406>It's called masturbating, everybody does it, let me show you...
>>1888409he looks worse now he used to be a cute twink now he's bloated, not masculinized and has thinning hair
should I play at 1080 like the goat ropz
it's okay train is t sided
zypoo ghosting and vitality still raping
yep, vitality are the sequel to astralis
>>1888420you only use 1080p if your monitor is zowie tn
normal gamers would use a 500hz 1440p qd oled
ZywOo wants to go from carrying GOAT to carried GOAT
donk should join bc.game or falcons
>>1888420yeki and ropz both play native (aka natty)
no performance enhancers needed
>>1888427>oledi have an oled and its shit for fps my tn 540 is better
>>1888419not really, he was a literal kid
the way he looks now is will how he will look until hes 60
hes an asian russian
and they dont age.
hes a qt
>>1888431yeki is shit at the game
twistzz play 10920 but is bad too
and all the rest play 1280 tho
WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD YOU REPLACE MAGIX WITH ANOTHER FUCKING MAGIX
HELLOLHGHELLO?
>>1888435he's gonna be bald in 5 years
>>1888435he's gonna go bald and continue to bloat
spinx could have denied the plant easily, wtf
close
actually very big that vitality didnt let mouz build up economy
>>1888439brother hes a multi millionaire
he will never be bald
these days you can get donor hair and stem cell spray and you will have more hair than ever
Mouz might have the highest number of smoke kills in T1 CS currently
lmao why did apex threw his grenade?
>>1888438magixx is too high-functioning, hard to focus sometimes
>>1888447literally what is was thinking
>>1888448regular hair transplant isn't even expensive
>>1888442are you aware that donk used to be chubby and he is on a strict self designed diet?
>miss util intentionally
goatlan too smart
camaan zaiwoo at least let me see kinopass
>>1888438by the end of the season, magixx is gonna be back on the team (replacing chopper)
ATTENTION
THIS IS A CT MAP
YOU NEED AT LEAST 9 ON CT TO WIN
holy fucking the vita streak is about to end...
Zywoo's calebar full of caca right now, filled with feces, complete with poo.
kursy officially is the best french awper
ZywOo wants to underperform so he can have an excuse to be benched and join Falcons
Is zywoo on molly or what lol
>>1888455no, that's cheatality
>>1888467and kyosuke will replace zweih
MOUZBROS, IS TODAY THE DAY?
>>1888479kek, the chud of /pol/street himself?
>>1888479slasher is disgusting actual jew btw
he needs to get killed
>>1888479>Richard LewisDIDN'T READ LOL
>>1888489but its a funny chrisj joke
>>1888460>you aware that donk used to be chubbyyou realize your body has a desire to be at it's previous/natural weight
so him being chubby is going to be something he has to continue to actively fight against
>no more rap during halftime music
*taps sign*
>>1888493joe rogan used to be a stick
and hes a tank now
hes rich, hes on hgh and trt
donk can get both too easily
now that the dust has settled, what went so horribly, horribly wrong???
>>1888499>and hes a tank nowhe's still 160cm though
mouze can't play t-side though
holy shit lol what's going on with zypoo
>>1888442> he's gonna go bald Serbia is next door to Turkey
zywoo is slowly waking up
>kills 3 unarmored pistols
FINALLY THE ZY WOO ARRIVED
eco fragging into relevancy... my goat
donk farmed every eco vs navi, as a reminder
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENINGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hoooly shit with Jews you win
>>1888510these days you can do that in Belgrade as well
zypoo cant even eco farm properly
2v5 eco
2 mossad cheaters
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
uhhhhhhhhh 2tards?
reminder with jews you win
>>1888532you know ball
everyone knows this
estonian hacker and french buttplug cheaters
get humbled by 2 mossad cockring cheaters
>>1888479what was the racial epithet?
4 rounds away from ending the spree
>>1888544with jews you win at killing children
>>1888545what spree, legacy won
zywoo bwos hltv is saying so many rude things
no fucking way vitality drops it here
not against mouz
All it took was for one of ZywOo's worst series ever for the streak to end
zyw0.60 is finally awake chuds
They are fucking selling it.
always trusted my moussies :)
I still don't believe it, especially after Melbourne, Vita will bounce back, god doesn't like kino.
>>1888541cockring wins once again
at this point hltv needs revoke some of zywoos mvps
>>1888560How is that a cope when they won 7 lans in a row?
FlameZ fragmovie will be crazy
>this is what happens when your best player doesn't get backed up by the rest of the team
>>1888562donk the only kid who is legit will have to destroy these frauds again
>>1888569bro finally let hate win
desu Vitality streak wasn't that impressive
yes they won a major but other than that nobody will remember it
never post *0.80**** again
All the good guys won today
>rise of antisemitism
>flamez underperforming
It's your fault chat.
ofc the jew is playing double agent
>>1888585with Jews you lose
STOP IT
STOP IT
STOP IT
STOP IT
KEKTALITY DUMBEST TEAM TO WIN A GRAND SLAM
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
2 players of vitality are completely underperforming
are they ill?
flamez's kike brother about to murder some palestinian babies after this
>>1888592They could be secretly rejecting the state of Israel.
They thought this would be better than the Astralis or NIP era
>2 Jews
>1 Hungarian (basically Jew)
>1 Swede (Nordic Jews)
More Jews = More winning
>>1888604not the way they played today
>>1888604Yeah. They did it multiple times in a row.
please don't fucking choke... not now
>>1888611It was trvth after all
>>1888604they're up 3-1 vs spirit this year
but every bo3 has been close with overtimes
Ayooooo SergeJ in the crowd holeeeeeeee
ropz my GOAT fucking SAVE these bums
3RD TEMPLE IS GONNA START BUILDING TODAY GOYS
well they almost managed to win, nt
okay it's over vitality wins
>yfw vitality comes back again
I've seen enough, ropz back to faze
I'm thinking about forming an Israeli team, I can get Nike to sponsor it, how hard will it be to form one with the current Israeli players?
>simple would've performed better here
flamez literally just need to get kills and they win
LMAOOO LOST TO A 17YO GOONER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg
mods please embed
1-18
jesus, buddy is going to end it tonight
how could this happen vitalitybros
Well, guess tomorrow I'm jewish.
>>1888641brain fog from corona vaccine
>>1888644he's 19 in a month
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Thoughts?
Vitality's done. Their invincibility's cracked.
>>1888641palestine did this
>>1888641ARE YOU READY???
flamez got tilted by apex
>>1888650YOU READYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????
>shitality
I've seen enough, complete frauds, strike the streak, the major, and the tournaments from the record
PRESS S TO SPIT ON VITALITY
>>1888657they removed the wrong one
>>1888641kick him for donk already
1:1 on the roles
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zyw0.60 is my goat !!!1!1!!
-Newgen homos
>mouz has qt manager girl
>wins
>vita loses their qt manager girl
>loses
Unironically could be a very cool and close GF, unless Spirit decide to drop it all and fold 3 times in a row. Mouz v Spirit games tend to get really close.
>>1888671ez jinx just as planned
>Torzsi literary can't hold his keks in
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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missing
inb4 Thorin start rage baiting with Vitality's historic bo5 streak
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SPIRIT vs MOUZ
>SPIRIT vs MOUZ
SPIRIT vs MOUZ
>SPIRIT vs MOUZ
SPIRIT vs MOUZ
>SPIRIT vs MOUZ
SPIRIT vs MOUZ
>SPIRIT vs MOUZ
SPIRIT vs MOUZ
>SPIRIT vs MOUZ
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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at least no one has any questions for why vitality lost today
zywoo and flamez had like career worst perf on different maps
>>1888657>>1888641and xertion and spinx have life games.
really makes you think
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How much did stake pay them?
This is not even fucking funny.
>>1888683>fridge body>little
>>1888678Mezii getting kicked I reckon
>>1888680Only if donk does a ZywOo in all 5 maps tomorrow.
>>1888657i play like this after 6 hours of drinking
an all time worst performance ever
the team that kept their cute morale girl won, curious.
>jew has the worst kd ever
>>1887887apologize to me rn
>>1888691doing the liquid management strat of kicking your good anchor? yeah i see it
>>1888680nope,
bar a donk distasterclass like zywoo, but donk only has to play average
Can't wait for the 10 hour finals map 5 every map going to triple overtime
>>1888678https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ2TmnjNCNg
>>1888687odds were 6.5 vitality when i checked, would be a nice throw
>>1888689big bitches like to be treated like little sluts
nice car ropz, take it home now
vitality were just saving their strats for EWC, the REAL event
mouz is lucky they have at least one vibes guy
i dont like mouz but it's good to see vitality go down
>>1888700finna boutta be kino
>>1888704Lmao that skit ended up coming true. apEX going to find a crowbar today.
torzsi single-handedly carrying mouz' aura
lowkey happy about this loss, everyone got so complacent on vitality about mouz, sloppy gameplay from them
blast bounty and everything after that is vitality's
>speaking of figured out, here we have an interview with apex
lmao
Will be jerking off to Dona and head to bed after that. Goodnight.
>>1888709ropz was the only good player
the problem is that zywoo doesnt play cs in his off time
he plays more world of warcraft
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Yeah I call bullshit. These are some tier 3 vs tier 1 stats. Fuck off faggots.
>>1888716Same. Probably gonna cum trib Dona too
>>1888722post it here or no balls
I've seen enough. ropz come back and lets do one last run.
-frozen
+ropz
-EliGE
+Twistzz
broke: vitality era ended
woke: vitality got tired of winning
bespoke: vitality are inhereting astralis' soul, which means never winning cologne since this point onward
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Lol you dumb hltv idiots.
>>1888725ma nigga frozen stay, cut grandpa rain instead.
I hate mouz but this is good, I couldn't take many more vitality trophy wins in a row, guess I keep watching cs after all
dona pleaseeeeeee please let those titties breathe
>>1888729Crowd will break zweih tomorrow. Better hope donk drops a 2.0 + rating, otherwise Spirit stands no chance.
>1-18
>0.27
what. the. fuck.
>all the good guys lost today
Grim.
>>1888729well, they are very even
i feel like tomorrow will be a 5-mapper no matter what
>>1888732dona isnt even a 8/10
>>1888724https://www.erome.com/a/koaECXvQ
Haven't done it yet duh. Here have 2nd cs slut
>vita suck and choked and threw
>no overpass kino
fuck you
>it's going to be though
apEX with the hard hitting analysis
>>1888736I feel like it's gonna end quickly (not in spirits favor). They barely managed against navi.
I think Mouz will win tomorrow, zweih is like a worse magixx
wanna see me shoot someone through smoke?
wanna see me do it again?
>>1888732Surprised Goonphat isn't looking at those melons for some inspiration tomorrow
>>1888734Honestly too high.
I don't how it works proportionally but blud did 1 kill which was some lame reflex shot when xertion came out a smoke which had 0 impact on the round.
Legit should have 0.08 rating, he was an actual liability.
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miss me, vitality?
>>1888750wait why did she leave vitality?
>>1888748he's too locked in
>>1888750>the team's cumdump quits>ZywOo immediately drops his worst stinker ever
IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH3KgzhdJpQ
>>1888749I'm just amazed he had 38 adr with only 1 kill.
That's still almost 800 total dmg over 21 rounds. So he did hit targets at least somewhat but never hit a hs and lost every duel.
>>1888750probably did more than xtqz
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xertion 12-0 in openings across the Bo3
>>1888753Fired for differing visions
>>1888758>it was just a gifted kill tooyikes..
why did mouz win 2-0 vs vitality but lose 1-2 vs spirit?
>>1888734>>1888749It's kast carrying, they ended up winning rounds where he got traded so he gets a free rating boost
>>1888753she wouldnt do anal sadly
>>1888766Arena gods MOUZ can't be bothered to give it their all in a random group stage match
maybe it's because he shaved his hair?
also what's the air quality in there?
>>1888766hmm a german owned team vs a russian team
i wonder what the vibe will be like in da stadium
stop watching anime and grind cs
vitality could never ever
>first time seen hitting the aimbotz
>fucking flops
wtf?
>>1888778this is literally a fake record
what did he mean by this?
>>1888778Xizt looking like swag there lol
>>1888780cooooooooooooooope
>>1888779maybe he decided to try and play legit for once
it's harder then it looks!
>>1888780it's literally real and it happened and it will never be broken
>>1888766>but lose 1-2 vs spirit?Overpass.
>>1888766meaningless seeding game vs the semi final
>>1888780boomers aren't gonna like this post
>>1888791no proof it ever happened and If there is proof its AI generated
>>1888795try, vsm and dea are just america rating farmers
their rating is even more frauded than kyousuke's rating from playing in t2
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furia would've won against vit today as well
>>1888795Now make it so that it only includes international lans and majors.
it's 6am.. i stayed up all night watching counter strike
oh no
it could have been FURIA eliminating vitality but this atrocious nigger of kcserato decided to shove all his utility up his ass and die like a bot. not to mention how much of a useless bum yekindar was.
>>1888780Trvke. Astralis era was more dominant.
>>1888802I am not a FURIA fan and I am STILL buttmad about this, it pissed me off so much its unreal
the storyline with falleN, YEKINDAR and molodoy ( even with the two bots kscerato and yuurih ) would have been kino of the purest form
>>1888805desu i kinda hope zweih continues being shit
if he actually starts being good spirit will become the new era team
>>1888805dayum this twink posing
Jermans so ugly, jews have to cast slavs in ww2 movies
So which player fucks Dona's pussy or how is she at every event?
donk is literally watching hype slam dunk manga edits on tiktok right now he is going to RAPE tomorrow
>>1888812you don't remember how we did it with pansy and smix mate?
>>1888802>>1888807lol i had already forgotten furia almost won vs mouz
sh1ro
kyousuke
chopper
donk
zont1x
never forget, and never forgive m0NESY and ch0ko fags along with the subhuman arab state of inbreds who stole from you
>>1888721grooming pedo bnwo freak die
>>1888807KSCERATO and yuurih are the stabbi of BR. You can never trust them to show up when it matters.
>>1888819it's good for the game
they unironically would've been too good
>>1888818as they say, no one remember the loser, only the winner no matter how close the game was
>>1888819spirits fault for not kicking magixx after shanghai
worse for both parties too, magixx would probably have been on vp or something already in the break
Let's see how they recover
A team can never dominate too long because the players will always get lazy after some time.
>>1888821imagine if FURIA can dish out the cash needed to get the LEGACY core since it's confirmed that falleN will be leaving soon
dumau
latto
lux
molodoy
YEKINDAR
the aura would honestly be off the charts with brazilian CS kino being served hot
>>1888819Kiosk wanted to play on falcons apparently.
>>1888819untermensch opinion
falcons will rape sp0r0t bots
donk will cry like he did last year
siuhy bros we're so frauded rn
When can i watch shr1mple fighting in tier 2?
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>>1888831>falcons will rape sp0r0t botsJust need one more star player.
>>1888832It's remarkable how much his stock has fallen. Liquid wasn't in a great place before he joined but now it's a T2 team.
>>1888832someone post the pic
>>1888836he's ruined like cadian now
>>1888831falcons are gonna get raped by 3dmax, gamer legion and mibr
>>1888839saying siuhy kick was the worst move
>>1888836they looked better under twistzz
siuhy is a bigger fraud than snax
>>1888841oh, this?
(i'm the grudge-holder btw)
>>1888832Unironic question, was he a fraud, or is it just a case of Liquid being unsalvageable + Brollan being an actually capable replacement, which let the Spinx firepower upgrade not be a meme?
>>1888844you don't get it bro, Mouz needs to be successful for two more years in order to prove that this was a good move
>>1888848The biggest upgrade is actually probably replacing brollan as a rifler with spinx.
It's always hard to know how good or how much igls do. It's pretty common that an igl does well with a team and he starts getting praised and so on but then he never manages to perform with another team again later in his career.
>>1888848all of the above
>>1888848it's a bit of both
i'm sure poohy is an above average igl and i think (like cadian) he needs 100% trust from the team to make his style of calling work, which he had for a long time in mouz and doesn't in liquid
i think brollan is an average or even slightly below average igl but they have better chemistry and more firepower so it works anyway. several of his old team mates have talked about his intelligence and work ethic though, so with time he could be great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZU0tMRuZ8w
>>1888863>ts makes unc salivate and cum in his pants
Does anyone have any good Dona picks to empty my nuts before bed? Can't sleep with full balls
>>1888873https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geGV0SLvfNo
yes
>>1888874she's a 4/10 albanian
>>1888874three for the price of one
>>18888784/10 albanian is 9/10 in my country
>>1888863>>1888877is this just complete vanilla cs settings? so you could do this exact movement in pro cs 1.6?
>>1888874dona has a retard face i dont know how can you goon to that
>>1888884https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0hTXCjt-5M
>>1888885>he doesn't goon to retards
>>1888805Insane GOAT aura
22 FAZE > 25 VIT
CONFIRMED. The "Best team in history" couldnt even get kato, cologne, and a major in the same year.
zyw0.53 officially named GOAT of picking the right teammates. He will make an amazing GM when he retires in 2 years. Donk and kyousuke show you what a true 1v9 GOAT looks like.
And dont even get me started with BC.Game....
be ready zyw0.53 and b0tz....
p1mple and pr1metapz are coming to show you what the GOAT awper-rifle duo looks like....
>>1888900Who the fuck is saying Vitality is the best team in history kek
it's up
https://youtu.be/b7IKS2ZWiWg
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384091/eruption-vs-flyquest-blast-rising-asia-2025-season-2
>>1888926surely they dont lose to t4 mongolians?
>>1888915>Newfags who started watching in the Vitality 3 month era say Vitality is the best team ever
>>1888925poor zyw0.60.... i feel bad for he :( not him fault can not shoot on big arenas
>>1888933analysts and talent are saying it too
>>1888944yeah but zyw0.63 doesnt work does it mate
>>1888940and yet he's still ahead of everyone by a wide margin this year in playoffs of big events, huh
how'd that happen?
>>1888945Doesn't even come close to the Astralis era kek
>>1888947>wide margin>.01
>>1888954oh no no no no fraudwoobros
>>1888954>jamyoungfissure isn't a big event, chinky
>>1888957>its not a big event because hlredditv moderators say socoooooooooope
>>1888962well it's a big event according to hltv
and you know it was hard enough that furia couldnt make playoffs
reminder that hltv is a goombler mafia that makes up stats and rating black boxes to control the scene
now they even control the VRS indirectly as Valve uses them as the sole source for their system
>>1888966they deserve it for making watching 1.6 so great
>>1888984think he just gets autistically uncomfortable from the arena environment
like too much noise leaks through and his feeling if off when he cant hear enemies, or the lights distract him
>>1888988after he's been owning in areans all year?
>>1888990he has history of not carrying in semis
>>1888990schizo godwoo haters are running on a year old operating system, please understand
why overpass back already instead of cache?
>>1888998no more team gangbangs
>>1889002because cache isn't optimized at all
do you see how they're rolling out updates? they were supposed to fix bhop yesterday instead they made it so if you have fps_max 64 you have auto bhop on
>>1889002Valve is thinking up ways they can ruin it like they did to train
>>1889006im personally fine with any map as long as I dont have to play vs cheaters on it and my favorite esports teams wins on it
>>1889010what happened to the china shit?
cobble... season... cache... vgh
>>1889014season has never been played in pro right?
>>1889019esea and cevo ran it in their leagues
>>1889009the only way to fight cheaters is just get rid of that stupid ass leaderboard
as long as there is one people will cheat their ass off, and valve is too cool to force you to install a chink botnet on your pc to play
>Ukraine lost
>Russia won
Now Russia vs Israel
>>1889021huh 47 games on hltv
>Come back from lunch with family
>Vitality R&G'd
kek I remember every single one of you bitches getting uppity yesterday. Wya now? Today, we are all Indian. And now EVERYONE, shitality fans included, shall address me as Sir.
>>1889014I still can't believe they ruined Cobble then removed it entirely
we could've had furia in finals right now
>>1889032eat shit thirdie
>>1889032no one wants to see frauds + pimpleface, fuck off monkey
it's so funny the record between vitality and mouz is 7-1 now, another fuck you to the monkeys
>>1889039why'd you (You) donk? He won today and will win tomorrow
>>1889042Kek I know you reported me like the bitchboy you are faggot you're gonna get gaped tomorrow so simmer down
>indians are shilling mouz because they have two Israelis
HOWLING
>>1889045I've been a fan of Mouz for ages you braindead polcel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO1IuXIh8mU
kys
>>1889039proclaim the score
Whites = Spirit fans
Non-whites = Mouz fans
they did my boy sunny dirty
>>1889049Yeah and it's funny
>>1889050cope bitchboy you gonna get raped tomorrow
>>1889050Shouldn't spirit have white players to have white fans?
-flamez +donk
what happens?
>>1889054calm down pranshah
>>1889056das rite call me sir bitchboy
>YES SIR>SORRY SIR>THANK YOU SIRYou're welcome bitch
>>1889059donk gets to play 2v8 instead of 1v9
guys please dont let all this indian shit flinging distract you from the fact that zywoo dropped 0.63 rating in a cologne semi.
>>1889065>>1889067kek cope bitch take the L and fuck off
>thirdies out
>Globohomo out
>Two claytaker Chad countries who make leftists seethe left
Based Israel
Based Russia
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will /ourguy/ humble 2 kikes tmrw?
might become an indianchad after seeing him make all these poltards seethe
>>1889067vita must've thought this meant they could win with everyone sub 1.0
Why does the whiteness of slavs make the cucked wessis seethe?
>>1889071mouz bans overpass and it's over
Reminder that seething about ziwoo is a shibboleth of brazilian
>>1889075Based. Today and tomorrow we are all Indian.
#vamouz
>>1889080can't ban ovp in a bo5 stupid ass nigga
Thank God it's not a retarded bo3 like amerimutts did
>Germans have to rig it for mouz or otherwise be accused of antisemitism
Why is valve so insistent on bo3 grand finals when dota is bo5 grand finals in literally everything, and they set the default format for it in TI
>>1889084dont say ovp like you know the map personally cringe fuck
>>1889090Dota used to be BO7
>>1888988he looks almost unfazed by the loss in the post-game interview
>>1889093no it wasn't
i know there was some tournament like 10 years ago that had a bo7 finals but that's it
it's always bo5. in valve official tournaments and all other big tournaments.
>>1889090Valve probably don't even know they changed the map format to MR12 kek
>>1889092that's a standard abbreviation from HLTV dumbfuck
sirs keep winning, bitchboys keep coping
>>1889096Yes it was
>Nooo that was too long agoCope
As far as Indians go, you can't get much better than our resident sir, he's one of the good ones even if he's a mouz fan
>>1889128the saddest samefagging I've seen this year
i boy my boy jimi doebeit
>>1889128This, definitely a high caste one
>>1889128Thank you for your kind words, sir.
>>1889132don't ever let me catch you lackin nigga
>>1889137kek funnily enough I am one but ion care bout allat
>>1889139PURE BRED BRAHMIN ?????
Does hltv clamp down on antisemitism
>>1889141Actually yeah one of my uncs even traced our lineage to 1100 AD.
>>1889145The entirety of /magog/ kneels.
Reminder India is part of BRICS so indians should be support our based Russian guys
>>1889149I don't care about politics I just like Mouz as an org and their playstyle/mentality.
>>1889143of course, you can't even call someone retarded anymore
>>1889158>>1889143why are you retards even using hltv? it's the worst of reddit and worst of 4chan combined
>>1889160t. Shameful brown flag
>>1889068kill yourself zoomer faggot
sphinx is honorary brahmin
>>1889182we don't sign our posts here
>As far as Indians go, you can't get much better than our resident sir, he's one of the good ones even if he's a mouz fan
>This, definitely a high caste one
>Thank you for your kind words, sir.
>PURE BRED BRAHMIN ?????
>Actually yeah one of my uncs even traced our lineage to 1100 AD.
>The entirety of /magog/ kneels.
>>1889199Shut the fuck up retard. You're in the presence of a Brahmin.
>>1889199jej alright nigga
>decide to stop watching the tourney
>check score
>vitality lost
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The final is worth seeing after all
>>1889199kek stealing this gimmick
>>1889206spirit vs mouz kino was the best possible outcome and anything else is a cope
>>1889216This and maximum shitpost except maybe thirdies vs Russians BRICS faceoff
>next "event" is a 2 "stage" (not real stages its just a 32 team bracket) online tournament
>because blast are cheap faggots and valve lets TOs break their established Tournament Operating Rules whenever they feel like
thank you valve, very nice! the scene feels very open now with no open qualifiers!
>>1889225it's da joos' fault you don't have a gf
>if you don't like mouz you're antisemitic o algo
>if you like mouz you're a joo or a poo o algo
>>1889226>More opportunities for thirdies and shitters to toggle their way into the main tournament Brazil won
Europe lost
>>1889236What other reason would someone like them?
>>1889238i see we're precoping about vita losing to nagods already
>finals is firsties vs secondies
>>1889239the org: has always been a top tier team builder and goated at talent scouting
the team: good chemistry, likeable personalities except maybe for spinx, excellent teamplay, no zywoo or donk tier player but they can still beat any team that isn't vitality
tl;dr i like good cs, not just the highlights
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ZYSISSIES ARE RUNNING GAY OPS TO DERAIL THE THREAD TO DISTRACT YOU FROM THIS CATASTROPHIC PERFORMANCE.
>>1889252why are you even justifying your pick of a favorite team to retards with nothing better to do
>>1889256there are competent orgs who pick good pieces that fit together and there are orgs that throw money down the toilet
i explained why i like the team too
>>1889257it's da joos' fault you don't have a gf
>>1889259you're right. it's also ironic that the people who accuse mouz and/or their fans of being npcs have 5 programmed responses
>>1889267you don't have a gf. it is in fact da joos' fault.
>three jews on the same team
>made it to the finals
>in an infamously racist white nationalist chud esport
shalom!
>>1889252>>1889261Nigga it's not worth explaining ts to the pol autists
https://www.dust2.us/news/64358/nrg-and-complexity-sign-up-for-97k-romanian-lan-however-they-may-not-be-allowed-to-play
HELP HELP VALVE HELP
>>1889406too small a TO, valve won't bother to grant an exceptions like literally every blast, starladder, esl, and pgl event
but why did flamez and zywoo play so bad
>>1889419france recognized palestine
>>1889061why'd you use your reddit comeback line on him when he didn't even say the setup for it
why did no one tell me this kino was going on
I miss bntet, that whole gen.g roster got fucked over
>>1889500only one man can stop him
https://xcancel.com/austincsgo_/status/1951670634305454338
bros, i don't this sp0r0t can win... this is looking grim
>>1889510who cares spirit are 0-3 against mouz on nuke this year
spirit need to win a pug map like mirage and have another popoff from someone like zont1x, but they'll probably get it done.
>>1889510This is well known already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAqfu8sviQ0
Watch Spirit's T side on D2. I been sayin ts for years now.
Mouzbluds, our theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBKYI3-3lMg
Mouzbloodys, our theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jyif2010aaY
>>1889338>>1889473noone wants to read these bums talk about politics
but about qt donk
>>1889330>>1889330>>1889330
>>1889535you're a straight up faggot
just report it, they shut up anyway and there was like 15 hours to the next game
>>1889531kek not bad bloody
even better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJDgqov-PKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNSjiqxvxRw
MONDAY AUGUST 11TH, 19:00 CEST
MY CALENDAR IS MARKED, IS YOURS?
>>1889573We will be there
>>1889560ez for stephen "wardell" curry, my goat
dabbing on these french fags for like a decade, still ain't never seen a shooter like him. they don't even know what to do against one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf-zV1uTkW0
>>1889589wardells downfall was wild
>>1889590he's healed up by now
jimmy-steph lineup was 22-5, they'll be good for one last run
>>1889573>cest timelmao fucking your sister?
>>1889692can't make the joke I want to make for fear of a 3day over the final
>>1889694Euros drink American beer?
>>1889694no one has ever looked more raped in their entire life
he looks like that drag kid who got passed around a few years ago
>>1889697god knows american guys aren't drinking bud
watch and subscribe
https://youtu.be/6SRwcYu6fKE
WHOMST WATCHING BLAST ASIA RISING 2025 S2 SEMIS
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384091/eruption-vs-flyquest-blast-rising-asia-2025-season-2
JKS RAPING THESE NIGGAS RAW
>>1889734nearly hit the back to back 1v3
>>1889734nearly hit the back to back to back 1v3
>>1889734we're not watching this garbage we're watching vods of rl shitting on falcons
>>1889745we're watching JKS
>>1889745it's lan cs gayboy
get hype
How
Much
You
Fucking
Faggots
?
Why do people meme on falcons players? If I got offered millions to play CS on a shit team I would take it instantly
sexy 3k from justin savage
>>1889764they really cut this dude for n0f and shitty
boggles the mind
his teammates crumple every time
this shit ain't looking good once they face real teams, but maybe he gets picked back up by a real team
>>1889772they're literally just running at them bc they know they'll win most of the time
extremely low IQ cs on display
no jks no round
this pajeet caster is the swaggy p of scrawnys
there's no hope for mongol cs below the mongolz because wtf is this shit
>>1889777I wonder if practice in asia is any good
probably more salaried teams than na, but ping and tactics probably fuck it up
https://clips.twitch.tv/AbnegatePunchyIcecreamSwiftRage-OT8vdchclR-2d11B
HAHAHAHAHA, Jesus Christ. It's like when you're that guy who does ALL of the work on the project just so that other faggots can enjoy the fruits of your labor.
>double entry
>plants the bomb
>gets shot at but somehow survives with 10hp and takes tetris
>3 teammates die for nothing making it a 3v2 for no reason
>im attempts to peek him and secure the plant for good - fails
>cancels the defuse
Good Lord. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW NAVI OR ANYBODY ELSE KEEP LOSING TO THIS TEAM. IT'S LITERALLY A TWO PLAYER TEAM ON A GOOD DAY WITH ONE GUY DOING MOST OF THE WORK.
>>1889787last time he posted a 2.50 rating he stomped zywoo 16-2
>>1889786>going from losing 9-7 to match point (9-12) off the back of this ace with a hero akLMAO. Navi were supposed to win this.
niggas is talmbout man city and pep in mongolian victory speeches
erkast needs to start roiding or some shit wtf is that voice
>>1889789holy shit he raped this poor mongolian team harder than when renegades 16-0'd na fe cs
>>1889786>DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW NAVI OR ANYBODY ELSE KEEP LOSING TO THIS TEAM. IT'S LITERALLY A TWO PLAYER TEAM ON A GOOD DAY WITH ONE GUY DOING MOST OF THE WORK.he's just that crispy
>>1889695Can't believe there is a bitch ass nigga unironically reporting people.
I know you're reading this bitch, if I ever find you - you're done.
>>1889758n0k0 was getting memed on regardless of whichever team he is on
may0nesy and ky0usuke get meme'd on because they chose the bag over trophies - not a bad thing but then people last year thought they were unironically the new up and coming talent who were going to change the landscape along with players like donk
kyxsan and teses rarely get meme'd on, they're solid unfortunately this roster is dead and they're going to get kicked soon
>>1889768Naf has epstein tier dirt on l0qu0d management
I think FQ outrank Liquid if they win.
>>1889796At least the jannies are chill and only hand me a warning every time.
https://xcancel.com/messioso/status/1951198864578384232
wtf is wrong with the chinese
>>1889758>why do people meme on 2 superstars joined by a budding 3rd superstar, coached by the goat coach, who can't even make playoffs vs meme teams
>>1889805problem is there's no prize money
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They got 33 points for beating Eruption.
If it's similar for winning grands they are probably above.
u come home from a long campaign on horseback and these niggas steal your wives wyd
>>1889810Meant to reply to you sorry.
>>1889812
>>1889809china deserves it more
>>1889810>>1889812I looked it up and apparently their playing on LAN which gives a fat boost to VRS points even without prizemoney.
https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/BLAST/Rising/2025/Fall/Asia
>>1889820What's with Asia and its inferiority complex?
>>1889823winning on lan has diminishing returns after 10 wins unless the caliber of teams you beat are better
>>1889826Chinese have been taught that nobody respects them by their government.
>>1889820hes right that australia is shittier than china but they still get slots
don't get mad at the rules being bent in favor of china when other tournaments will bend the rules away from asia
>>1889807I heard the jannies are sirs so if you're reading this tranny janny I too am a sir so don't ban me let me freely hate the zi****s tomorrow.
aint no one care bout chyna or 'straya
'tis time for a REAL APAC team to win
Actually as I was writing this I found out God's Reign disbanded RIP
https://www.hltv.org/team/12415/gods-reign
>>1889123Dota was NEVER even once BO7 except some chinese tourney in like 2013
You're indian.
>>1889835Why does a sir have beef with russians? I always thought you 2 nations were friendly.
>>1889841Sirs are honorary british.
>>1889841I ain't got beef with Russians or Ukrainians or anyone really. It's just that certain anons of the z kind in this general are really fucking annoying. I bet the faggot who reported me was that donk cocksucker.
>>1889840Nigga I'm Indian not him.
>>1889842Brits are honorary sirs.
With Cologne hogging all of the attention let us take a moment to remember the Liquid downfall
>>1889843>It's just that certain anons of the z kind in this general are really fucking annoyingTrue. I hope the Ukraine war brings enough internal issues for russia to the point where they make their own great firewall and effectively remove russians from my internet.
Remember when we made fun of s0.80mple?
>>1889850after sashi and vp academy im not sure if liquid are favorites
Okay I've had my fun I don't enjoy watching liquid get beat up anymore it's just sad atp.
>>1889854nut nut the goat will humiliate Lulquid
>>1889855It's funny until the miss the Budapest major and afterwards I'd like to see them get their shit together.
why does valorant get to have 128 tick?
>>1889860tickcels need to be rounded up and shot
>>1889862you're just being a contrarian
>>1889854crypto betting odds have it at 1.38 liquid vs 2.80 ecstatic
>>1889833>don't get mad at the rules being bent in favor of china when other tournaments will bend the rules away from asiawhat is this persecution complex for, you little twink, who is "bending the rules away from asia"
cac has 2 dedicated chinese slots, fucking over other asian teams, and then they backdated their vrs date to ensure they got 4 chinese teams. I think epl is the only tournament with an australian slot and they have 1 (one)
>>1889863No. I have yet to hear why 128-tick would "fix" CS2.
>>1889866You're right. It would ruin cs2. We need 32 tick.
>>1889867Seriously though. How would 128-tick be good aside from bigger number = more better?
>>1889855it's sad but necessary. the more they get raped and embarrassed, the more severe the roster changes will be
>zywoo probably won't even get evp
>>1889870Jokasteve needs to be executed for Liquid to be reborn
>>1889869>bigger number = more betterthis
>>1889871>probablyhow the fuck could he get evp
he's not even top 15 in rating. he's 12th for playoff players. he's 10th for semifinalists and finalists
>>1889876>how the fuck could he get evphltv nepotism
>>1889876hltv are just giga pro-zywoo biased so you never know
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2529073985?t=5h50m24s
What was Apex telling them here?
rigged for jews yet again
>>1889805are we going to act like Liquid wouldn't shitstomp Asia if they were playing in Asia? EU is hard
>>1889872that nigga is not making a single executive decision, he's just getting blunted and letting the players run wild
idk if they even made it 6 months past the yekindar igl era before they let another star destroy his career the same way out of ego
its mad how a russian destroyed hohols today
globohomo lost
>>1889879they played some vitality coms with apex whining sometime later. could've been that.
reminder
mouzfans = jeets or amerigolems
Yes hello Team Liquid? I fixed your team.
reminder
spirit fans = ziggers and other varieties of turdworlders
>>1889886yeah bro americans love autistic 0 personality teams based on teamwork and nonflashiness. you got your finger on the pulse of the nation, retardbro
only reason I'm watching this shit tomorrow is the donk 1v9 show
remember when zywoo farmed 3 vs eco and then mouz did 2v5 with deagles?
>>1889881We don't need to pretend since we know they can't.
>>1889894The trick is getting kassad as a coach to literally whip NAF and Twistzz into shape.
>>1889893they would beat Eruption to pieces just like jks did
tier 2 EU is just full of talent so why even pretend that Liquid and Flyquest are fighting equal battles
>>1889896Don't need to pretend when one can win and the other can't.
>>1889887>take off [only competent aggro t side player being asked to do too much]>replace them with [new only competent t side player being asked to do too much]wtf why is lake shit now and yekindar good and nertz good on heroic or wherever
it's a mystery. better feed naf and twistzz another one
>>1889897Liquid beat Flyquest 2-1 last time I checked
>>1889900Yet they can't win against Asians.
Curious.
>>1889903based erkast-honorary-aryan-claimer
>>1889903the only embarassing losses Liquid had was against VPP and Sashi but to act like they aren't head and shoulders above Flyquest is pure fanfic
>>1889898Liquid needs to return to an NA roster so it's either siuhy, ultimate or Nertz getting the boot and the best replacement available is Lake. There are no promising NA igls and awpers out there. The second part is getting a real coach. It doesn't have to be kassad but he fits the bill unlike flashie who came from Navi as a fucking analyst and had previously only coached womens teams. I doubt he is capable of making Twistzz and NAF submit to what siuhy wants to call.
>>1889905Then why is their rank on par?
>>1889905and flyquest's most embarrassing loss was against liquid
levels 2 this shit
>>1889906kassad wouldn't attach himself to a team that everyone wants to fail
>>1889858>>1889870Liquid has reached rock bottom, that loss against VP Prodigy was rock bottom. It really isn't funny anymore.
>>1889878When you search "eco" in the search bar his name comes up. What instances of bias in his favor have you noticed?
>>1889915Did you really fall for the 'eco' bait?
>>1889913he interviewed for eg
>>1889914and yet they made no offseason roster changes
>>1889915that's an endorsement
his french fans call him le cobra d'economie
after donk got the ace on mirage he only got 1 kill in the next 7 last rounds
>>1889913It doesn't have to be kassad, he's just the first one that came to mind. Liquid needs a coach that's a bit of a drill sergeant.
>>1889914>rock bottomYou just wait until they start digging. Ecstatic is coming in hot to deliver the next blow and at the CS Asia Championships we might get the opportunity to see Liquid lose to a literal who Chinese team.
>>1889921and that kill was the round after so 6 last rounds no donk kills
>>1889876Considering HLTV are constantly tweaking their rating so that he can be above donk, I think they would be able to justify evp somehow
>>1889886jeet = victory
v for victory, v for #vaMOUZ
>>1889888Sorry for your ban lilbro but I will hate them on your behalf today.
>>1889940We'll see if they get me
3 - 1 in favor of MOUZ today
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What's this nigga thinking right now?
>>1889969first taz's mercedes
now ropz's porsche
who's next?
>>1889971simple's ferrari
>>1889969this disloyal whore is probably already slipping into some other team's dms.
>>1889971>get some money>instantly waste it on a car that loses 30% of its value the moment you drive it 10 seconds away from the dealer>also you now have a shity sports car that is shit for daily use, has 10x the cost for repairsThese zoomers don't have any sense of real world and what are good choices because they have been terminally online just looking at cs monitor most of their life
>>1889971>>1889977I bet ropz bought it so he could pick up hot chicks.
>>1889977i'd have done the same
Probably lowest percent awp kills of any Zywoo event?
He looked pretty bad on the awp. Not sure if he actually bought it less than usual, I think he just missed with it all the time.
>>1889977unc ion wanna hear nun bout boomers making wise financial choices so sybau
>>1889977>>get some moneyI pretty sure ropz has more than just "some money"
>>1889985he's probably set for life by estonian standards
>>1889987estonia is barely cheaper than western europe now
>>1889989that sucks
especially the living in estonia part
>>1889989Does it matter if you're a millionaire many times over?
>Vitality fires qt team manager
>their events winning streak immediately ends
volumes
>>1889991just wanted to point out that estonia isnt that cheap
>>1889991leaving esports as an adult with zero qualifications or experiences for real jobs, if you're retarded with your earnings it will matter a lot
like buying a porsche
but maybe ropz invests the rest
>>1889999He's 25 and even if he's only been a little smart with his money he's still probably got well over 10 million sitting around. You're set up for success even if you only start uni at 28 or so.
>>1889992Why did they fire her? Did she refuse to give xtqzzz rim jobs?
>Team Stake era over
What the helly?!?
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I apologise was slightly off in my estimate.
They will be just below Liquid.
>>1890025the numbers say it will be a near tie unless VPP lose to ecstatic then it might push them down enough
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>>1890033are you back to laughing at your own inspect element edits?
>>1890033That's every team jersey tho
>>1890044Just most teams. And people are commenting on it because they used to have a big team logo there. Also I think the Stake logo stands out more than the other big betting logos other teams have.
>>1890033Most esport orgs bleed money and only people who actually have sponsor money nowadays are casinos so can't blame them. Hell even F1 teams take casino/crypto sponsors
>>1890049>We Are Team VitalityKinda dogshit desu, I don't miss it. Better to get that paper by selling jersey space to a sponsor.
>>1890053>Hell even F1 teamsAll sports does it.
>>1889977>These zoomers don't have any sense of real world faggot, he literally has his own "ropz ltd." that he uses to profit on tax returns, and the monthly reports show that he's a euro millionaire
he's the single most advanced cs pro when it comes to money
https://ariregister.rik.ee/est/company/16390428/ropz-O%C3%9C?search_id=fe38537&pos=2&active_tab=fiscal_year_reports
>>1890060I don't even get the comparison. TaZ got a GLE while ropz is running around with two high end sports cars (with a terrible paint choice may I add).
Personally, I prefer my modified miata to modern sportscar slop.
>>1890067Lol I wasn't familiar with Mr. Kool's game.
>>1890077>miata>sportscar
>>1890080Nice of you to skip multiple words.
>>1890083I don't care it's modified, it's still a Miata
>>1890087What about some of the other words?
>>1890089You can only refer to a naturally aspirated 911 as slop if you've never driven one.
>>1890044fact check: teams that have gambling sponsors in the top 30
>#1 Vitality (Stake)>#2 Spirit (Betboom)>#3 MOUZ (Fonbet)>#4 Mongolz (1xbet)>#5 Na'vi (GGbet)>#7 Furia (Pokerstars)>#8 Faze (Rollbit)>#9 Astralis (ComeOn!)>#11 Aurora (1xbet)>#12 G2 (Skinrave)>#13 3DMAX (Raingg)>#14 Gamerlegion (Skinclub)>#16 Pain (Cassinobetbr)>#17 Virtus.Pro (Winline)>#19 NIP (Rainbet)>#21 SAW (Skinclub)>#22 Legacy (Hellcase)>#23 BetBoom (BetBoom)>#24 MIBR (1xbet)>#26 B8 (Betking)>#28 Flyquest (Leonbet)teams that don't
>#6 Falcons>#10 Tyloo>#15 Lynn Vision Gaming>#18 HEROIC>#20 Complexity>#25 Liquid>#27 Ecstatic >#29 Iberian Soul>#30 TNL
>>1890095>teams that don't>FalconsGOAT SH*T
>>1890100Gambling do be haram and shit
shit's taking too long mang I wanna see FlyQuest already
so Falcons doesn't have a bet sponsor
does that mean they're more ethical than people give them credit for?
>>1888885can easily goon to a retard face if it's busty buffy
>>1890142they get paid by a state fund with an infinite money glitch
they don't need gambling money
>>1890142>they're more ethical than people give them credit for?Decent bait but room for improvement
Flyquest finna get to Blast Open while Twistzz and friends stay at home lmao
>>1889560wardell and subroza both went to valorant lol
>>1890181both are shit teams who will never even win a fissure tier event
>>1890184Still funny that the sellout globohomo org can't get past the first opponent in a qualifier
I wanna see FlyQuest v Savage Huns yet these niggas wanna delay this shit until after IEM Cologne finals
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faceit servers are down means they can't play for some reason
>>1890194It's been said multiple times yes.
>>1890194Yes but we already knew that. But it is kinda funny Blast runs LAN qualifiers for an (most online) event.
>>1890197i dont read ur posts lol
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>>1890200It's on the hltv and Liquipedia pages as well
>>1890201Are you unironically Australian?
>>1890204yes
sometimes i change my timezone on hltv to hide it :>
>>1890201>there are still actual strayans itti thought it was all just mindbroken americans and euros screaming at air (because the chink isn't even here anymore)
nothing wrong with supporting your country's teams
>>1890208i've been here a looooong time, you're stuck with me
>>1889860and an optimized game that runs at constant 500 fps? and get engine updates that actually improve the game and make it 20gb instead of 50gb?
almost like valve is one of the most horrible game companies on the same level as EA and ubisoft
>>1890211wasn't saying it as a bad thing, i like strayans
>>1890213wasn't implying you thought it was bad, mate
Why does a LAN need faceit servers?
>>1890220to record the stats i think
but it's weird, the matches aren't actually lan?
>>1890220a very good question
>>1890220Maybe they use the faceit anticheat?
good morning fellow anti-semite chads
did mouz intentionally lose to spirit to not have to beat vitality in a bo5?
>>1890243yes this was confirmed
Based Blast knowing that FQ vs Huns is of equal value as whatever Cologne final is.
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>>18902531 time out of 8, 1 time out of 1
we can discuss it again when s1mple has played in 7 more playoffs
i dont get it, wasnt this flyquest game supposed to start like 3 hours ago?
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>>1890256there's no doubt that zywoo's series was more of a stinker than s1mple's but s1mple has only played in one playoff game so it's a stupid argument by thorin
>>1890253mouz is a significantly better team than flukegolz.
>>1890257Nah get this fakefan bitch ass nigga away from the Mouz section
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>>189025727 years old btw
>>1890257>>1890265https://x.com/mousesports/status/1951982750652625043
would be funny if the faceit servers being down somehow affected IEM today
>>1890257>>1890266i've been thinking about the "you hate people who look like you" post from the other day
quite convinced ohne hates mouz because they're balding, awkward nerds just like him
bruh these niggas deadass stopped the english stream
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>>1890289based brody leigh jakobsson
>>1890253he hates his guts xd
any emirurers here
you guys think shes a tranny?
>>1890295it's a huge day for jLoser haters world wide
we'll never have to see this bum in a professional cs setting ever again
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congrats, jL
>>1890301thats 100% a dude
>>1890303estroginmaxxing=????=?
>>1890298that slut ruined /ourgirl/ bonbi
what the hell are you retards posting
>>1890299>play videogames on stream>make millions>ITS A CHALLENGE IM SO EXCITEDwhat the fuck
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>>1890310you think emi raped bonbi when she was underage?
>>1890313>>1890313>>1890310>why you guys talking about my girl soon to be girlfriend, i cleaned my house for her now she thinks im a worthy suiter
>>1890299>I'm not benched, I'm just gonna take a break to do things I never done before like... streamingdamn this nigga is done
>>1890313many are saying this
>>1890316>>1890312why does he wear the mask guys
>>1890312counting stacks of money is hard work, just ask valve
>>1890321if i take it off, would he die?
>>1890321Because he had a missing tooth
why is the grand finals so fucking late
>>1890324it would be extremely painful
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>>1890333no, thats the ideal body for a woman
landwhales can just fuck off already
>>1890334>>1890335now hes just showing how lose his asshole is after donk fucked him again
>>1890339No. I'm asking you to spill the tea sis. What is a bonbi and how is she related to TSM Dyrus' ex-gf?
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viridian full coping about food poisoning during iesf
also, this is what the players are doing
>>1890346They still haven't started playing???
>>1890348was meant to start 5 hours ago
>>1890346this is all because valve fucked all community servers with their update btw its not on faceit
>>1890350nah it's just faceit being down
>>1890289
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>>1890344bonbi one stream shared how someone sexually abused her when she was underage in a lesbian relationship
everyone assumed this was emiru, because the timelines lined up with them both being near each other
this is when emiru was 21 or so and bonbi was underage
both sat the same time talked about being in a lesiban relationship, both lived near each other
bonbi after that stream came out and made a statment that she didnt talk about emiru, but ever shared who she was acutlly talking about
also weird that bonbi a year or so before that said that emirus then headmod raped her and emiru knew about it and allowed it.
this she doesnt deny
so emiru was around when she was raped twice???
she was most likley the lesbian partner when bonbi was underage
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You all must kys
why are we doing streamer gossiping?
>>1890358Okay but how does TSM Dyrus fit into all of this?
>>1890358ever thought about getting a job?
>>1890346Mongolians are trying to make Auschads too sleepy to play CS to win.
are we watching ohne or jl today?
>Latest Update: We have about 20 people live on call working to resolve the current platform issue We are trying a different solution at the moment and will update you shortly We are doing our best to help you resume your Sunday grind
>>1890370for me it's ohne because he's gonna mald when Mouz wins
>>1890371there. somewhere
Why does Liquid have a booth at Cologne lmao
>>1890375he's been on the verge of tears at least twice when they've won
there's something wrong with this guy
>>1890364he groomed her when she was 16 or so
she was a fan of his streams and she would be extremely pushy and dmed him and stuff, wanting to get close
he knew she was underage and still engaged with her
he would ask for cute pictures of her and he would coach her on league....asking for cp for league coaching...
the second she turned 18 he let her move and he fucked her, probably even before then, but its just speculation
BUT she is literally just a clout golbin, the second that tap ran out she is now on the next dick, asmongold.
She is seemingly unable to love.
seriously what did apex do to piss flamez off
>>1890366i goon for a living
>>1890382I think it's just a bit.
>>1890383Why are you so knowledgeable on streamer drama anon? Maybe get some different hobbies? Also I heard Emiru only wanted advice for surviving towerdives from Dyrus.
>>1890386>apex screams at flamez for 30 seconds straight>proceeds to have the worst rating one could possibly have without being fined for throwing the next mapjust a coincidence
>>1890390flamez more than likely threw the second game, shit was sad
>>1890390He fired the team mattress and Flamez is now lacking a mechanism to relieve stress.
>>1890392>apex screams at flamez for 30 seconds straightsource
>>1890391i just hate this little tranny sucking up to asmon
shes 100% after his money
>>1890396https://www.tiktok.com/@eslcounterstrike/video/7534064037399678230?q=apex&t=1754230315290
there was more to this
dont blame me for linking to tiktok thats where esl posts this shit
>>1890397Bro I genuinely have no clue who all these people are. The only reason I am aware of Emiru is because I used to follow NA LCS.
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>>1890393>>1890394was odd why this girl was fired
she 100% was like these soviet comfort girls that let the entire platoon fuck her before running into machine gun fire
why was she fired? she tried to get with to many at the same time??
>>1890401>why was she fired?Word on the streets is she refused to give rim jobs.
>>1890398>we need to **** each otherwhat is actually saying? listen to each other?
>>1890389nah, the jks hate was a bit
this is at least partially genuine but he plays it up
>>1890399shes a clout golbin with no consciousness
she will hopp on any dick to get forward
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>>1890403she should metoo them
imagine licking zywoo fat and sweaty ass
going to brunch so won't watch til tomorrow
no spoilers please
how the fuck has this flyquest game not started, what time is it in mongolia now
went to bed thinking I couldn't even wake up and see the last map
>>1890403grim, imagine winning a major and not receiving a sloppy rimjob
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>>1890406Too bad my boy qt couldn't get some coochie from her back in the day... Lord knows he needed it
>>1890404have no fucking clue, iirc it was mirage 9-9 so him tilting like that is crazy
>>1890411isnt he married?
https://x.com/Team__Spirit/status/1952010031655702971
>donk is ugl-
>>1890415thank fuck both navi and vita are out
2 most insufferable teams and fanbases
>>1890415why do they all have black hair and brown eyes?
>>1890417just want to pinch his cheeks ^.^
>>1890421are you russian or chinese
>>1890419they're all med BVLLS
spirit and mouz have the only genuine rivalry in tier 1 cs
>>1890411To be most of the OG League pros no matter how ugly got some action from egirls because the just were the biggest draw on Twitch by far.
>>1890416you think blud gets married if he wasnt famous and rich
why is we spamming streamer pics?
What the fuck is this shit? How did this redditor eceleb worshipper find his way here and why is he talking about this garbage in a cs thread?
>>1890430So they can use their heckin epic other thread.
>>1890427>wasnt famous and richIs he even famous anymore? He used to be in the heyday of LCS but that was like 10 years ago and the OG guys there never got the big bag some of the modern pros got.
>>1890432Nah we're not using the faggot donk thread
Flyquest vs Huns really will be delayed past Cologne final.
streamerdramapostinganon, what was your username on prettyuglylittleliar?
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Zytrannies derailing the thread with literal foid eceleb gossip to distract you from this performance
>>1890422im one of these chinese girl spirit fans
but im ugly and fat...........
>>1890441bro the other day it was full of zio spam, the day after that anti zio spam
id rather see some hot trannys and femboys
>>1890446this post is pathetic. much like zyw0.60 semi finals performance
>donk with his nonchalant response even though hes constantly smiling and laughing in vlogs
why does he do this?
>>1890430you literally expose yourself as a zionist spammer, because this was always our girl
and she was always posted here
>you got anything for the crowd?
>no
These niggas are so fucking boring
>>1890454They really want to be the villains
>something I don't agree with is being posted?
It must be ZywOo fanboys derailing the thread
>>1890458its just too easy
>>1890457That's not being a villain, it's just lame. If they wanted to be villains they'd say something along the lines of "I'm going to turn this place into a library"
>>1890453>and she was always posted herethat's not missharvey tho
>>1890460yeah man that would so avra... getting chills just thinking about it
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>Spirit win
>Donk 1.5 rating
>MVP announcement
>"Your cologne 2025 MVP is.... Zywoo!!!"
Frogs in this very thread will defend this
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>>1890460donk already posted that on telegram after beating navi xd
he just hates these people and doesn't even want to entertain them, cause they are literal racists that hate him
so why would he?
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>>1890461also freya exists
>>1890470>and doesn't even want to entertain themThen he's a shit pro player
>>1890466are you calling me autistic by pointing at different pictures that and saying thats me?
Without a lower bracket, a bo5 final doesn't make sense. At least then the team from the winner bracket would start with an advantage.
>>1890473his playing is doing the entertainment
and he does plenty of content for Russian speakers
unless the western speaker wizen up he wont talk to them
why would he bro? he literally gets death threats for being Russia, his family gets doxxed.
why in the world would he give a fuck about these people booing him.
>>1890479if that's his actual reason then he's based
his personality is so different from stage interviews vs spirit team vlogs
>>1890479he's literally russia?