cringe-inducing catgirl boss edition

Dead cope thread for dead cope game /vg/rsg/ refugees so they can stop spamming /vg/osg/

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Previously: >>1821268

CAT SEX!

>>1888973 (OP)
for me its

>>1889231

>>1888973 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/w553ty.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEuirbnE4_0
would you guys watch a runescape isekai anime?

>>1889232
>hot sex with your Apmeken harem
VGH

Has anyone here got a spare fork?
I will give it back. Promise.

wish we could be cat or monkey people

>>1889184
Please do not post pictures of Big Daddy Jagex here. Our anuses are already terrified..

>shard of genesis essence
what did they mean by this design? are jagex devs retarded?

>>1890176
>consumed item that can't be dumped back into the market for 1gp when a better weapon is released
It's good design.

Dearly beloved Brethren of Runescape.
Today we are gathered here to offer up to God Almighty our prayers for a safe anus.
Let us then pray.
"Oh Mighty God"
"We beseech You to guard our tight and tender little anuses"
"Against the wanton deprivations of Big Daddy Jagex"
"Whose dirty great monster whopper threatens to tear our rectums asunder"
"Bless our anal sphincters with your protection"
"And let not one drop of Jagcum be spilled inside our asses"
"We ask this in Jesus's name"
Amen

Now turn to page 32 of the Hymn book and let us sing

"My anus has a friend in Jesus!"
"Oh Lordy hallelujah indeedy do!"
"Jesus gonna save my anus!"
"He gonna make sure the only thing in it is poo!"
EVERYONE SING!
"Jesus be lookin' out for my anus!"
"Them Saints be guarding my tube!"
"My anus rests on the fist of Jesus!"
"Which is better than using lube"

Be sure to come along next Sunday.

>Clannie asking for help with nm Nakatra
>Needs to talk to the cat after for the Um diary task
>Go to help him
>Hes got full crutchbloom

>>1889722
>pic related
that exchange was peak RuneScape

>Mother, not Mommy
Here's your river goddess, bros

>>1891258
At least its not deathwarden

>>1891710
isn’t she supposed to be blue?

>>1891258
It's always better to get the kill
Tank armor and perks are goated

I played Runescape
Now when I fart its not a discreet quiet little "Pip!" but rather an obnoxious long loud "KWunphhhhH-phfooffff-TOOT!-flubflubflubusssshhh!'

I'm really enjoying Dragonwilds and considering RS3 once they remove the cash shop.

officially desertpilled so long as these goddesses are part of my harem
menaphos master race

>>1888973 (OP)
A cat is fine too.

>>1891794
Yeah, Elidinis went from being the blue fertility goddess of the Elid river to the black goddess of fertility, the Moon, growth, life, erosion, death, and the Underworld. Modern Jagex just didn't get that Elidinis was supposed to be more like an ancient river goddess with her host of naiads when Paul made her, her fertility and river connection like the blue Egyptian god Hapi who's associated with the Nile and the fertility it brings with its yearly silt-rich floods. You can see her clear resemblance to her water spirits. New Elidinis is just the goddess of girl boss.

Soon I am going to log into Runescape
Please pray for my anus.

GATO
SEXO

Watch people die against amascut

https://www.twitch.tv/runescape

HEY HEY HEY
SHARDCONNECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCT

Forgot my fork again. Oh my aching anus!

>Amastcut guard is just Omni Guard but swap “Necrosis” for Souls
>Nexus removes Ghosts healing but puts its damage buff back to what it was originally at launch

>>1892911
Still worse than launch apparently

>>1892946
That's still probably a 3% increase to necro dps overall, pretty significant

>new boss is group only
Fuck off with this shit, every boss should be possible to solo.

>>1893235
They said on stream that normal mode is technically doable solo.

Can I get a list of self-inserts to be aware of? I know
>Sliske = Mod Raven
>Vanescula = Mod Ana
>Adrasteia = Mod Dragon
What else?

>>1892946
>>1893197
Nvm just realized it requires being equipped for 9 seconds for the passive so no hydrix caroming grico
Pretty bad then

>>1893236
So you can still fight her solo? I was told in my cc it was group only.

>>1893307
You can enter both modes solo but you probably get stuck when the group mechanics kick in.
As I said some mod said that normal mode is soloable in theory with enough dps.

>>1889722
Yeah, I've been imagining a Record of Lodoss War-style Runescape anime for years

rolling reaper
evens: nakatra
odds: ambi
dubs: gate

So there I was, fighting Amascunt solo, I was doing pretty good.
"Just maybe this time I can I win!: I thought.
The very idea was enough to give me a stiffy. But I battled on, trying my best to ignore the raging boner that now threatened to burst through my pants.
Then just as I was on the very brink of victory I heard a dark voice in my ear say...
"Hahaha!"
I froze in panic. It was obviously Big Daddy Jagex. Maybe if I pretended to be a rock wall he would ignore me.
But it was no good.
Soon enough I felt his totally oversized cock sliding up my tight tender anus.
If only I had remembered to bring a fork....
Then suddenly I felt my rectum fill with Jagcum!
It was at that moment I remembered I still had a stiffy from nearly beating Amascunt!
OMG! I had been fucked up the ass by Big Daddy Jagex while I still had an erection! THE SHAME! People would think I was gay!

>>1892754
no, the boss is retarded but not as much as fat ramen

>>1891710
n-niggers?!?!? in my game???!!!