Thread 1889330

/ourQTpie/ donk edition

cheer him on, so he has the strength to humble mouz

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383844/spirit-vs-mouz-iem-cologne-2025

>>1889330 (OP)
Thin arms.

d2, mirage, nuke, ancient, overpass
3-1 spirit yeah?

>>1889347
idk i think mouz will ban d2 and play train

>three jews on the same team
>made it to the finals
>in an infamously racist white nationalist chud esport
shalom

Post your favorite donk pictures and webms guys :)
want to expand my collection

>>1887620
IGLs are the shitty tenured professors who suck at their jobs and should have retired ages ago, but are kept around "because they give good advice" and are untouchable. It's just nepotism nonsense.

>>1889480
that karrigan still has a job is crazy

Someone wanna jerk to Dona or Doro?

this was posted early
stay in old thread until 300 image posts
>>1887275
>>1887275
>>1887275
>>1887275
>>1887275
>>1887275

>>1889359
with jews you can't lose

donk looking extra breedable

>>1889846
>t. freya

>>1890110
Reminds me I need to empty my balls before the finals so there is no distraction

>>1890159
I don't know jimi, you play better when you just edge

>1 dink to the head that kills
>"100 in 3"
>6 blood splats with smg
>"64 in 2"
What the fuck is this game yapping about?

>>1889736
No

Never thought i will root for spirit and those russian dogs but my antisemitism is stronger.

Didnt ESL announce they will also include 3rd place deciders like PGL instead of dogshit showmatches nobody watches? WHere the fuck is my navi vs vita

>>1890440
haha
this is literally history 101

>>1890444
pro league and chengdu are the first tournaments with third place

Without a lower bracket, a bo5 final doesn't make sense. At least then the team from the winner bracket would start with an advantage.

Do not let smelly french people derail this thread to cover up for gumwoos 0.60 series yesterday. They are conspiring in the golden hornet discord to do mass cover ups across the CS community (reddit, discord, HLTV, this thread). If you see an off topic post in this thread just know it was posted by a french animal.

>>1890487
you know what i mean buddy

holy intro
why the fuck is sjokz the hype man she doesnt have the voice for it

>>1890493
Will there be a bunch of them in their yellow t shirts sitting in their own little designated area or have they roped themselves yesterday?

>>1890506
they bought the tickets in advance so they showed up anyway xd

Forest GOAT

this intro was fucking retarded

>>1890515
>le esports ultras!!!!
honestly pathetic.

>>1890515
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
YOU FOOLS!

>>1890515
hahahaha no fucking way LMAO

>>1890519
what was retarded about it? i liked it

why is /ourguy/ not co streaming?

were his perms taken away????

>>1890530
It's almost guaranteed they have hired him to do the in-depth on-the-go analysis of the game and feed his takes to the desk/casters.

Mouz kinda deserve Cologne after 6 months of nothing(coming from ex Spirit sissy)

>>1889330 (OP)
When i say Slava
You say Rossii


Slava

>>1890530
he spoke too much

btw what race is he?

>>1890538
damn I miss Interni

>buying AK after winning pistols
How the fuck do pros keep making mistakes my 5stack has figured out years ago?

>>1890540
jewish and Singapore?
his lastname

>>1890550
this is some low skill, mid and high skill curve type of shit

>>1890555
what the helly

the eceleb obsessed guy is in the other thread that he made, so we'll use this one I suppose

>>1890533
Yeah nevermind, they are getting ACK'd

>>1890550
Steel was right, the fundamentals are baaaad

>>1890564
His moral compass also was baaaad in 2014

sh1ro almost threw it

today im russian

why the fuck is everyone so earger to peek like retards now? this is what people used to shit on NA players for doing?

>>1890564
steel is absolutely right, what the fuck happened to all these retards?

brolan is so obviously cheating its insane

CAN THE MODS DELETE ONE THREAD ALREADY

mark my fucking words the moment spirit is 2 rounds behind there will be a tech pause
and there will be none as long as they are ahead

>>1890589
just report it

>>1890590
Hey, these computers...you never know...)))

>letting chopper ace
It's over

>Chopper ACE
Bruh it's so over for mouzbros...

classic mouz choke

>>1890621
>zyw0.60 castrated himself on stage for this

>>1890621
thank god

>>1890648
Thanks to amazing posts such as these >>1890544
>>1890547
>>1890548

Why is he streaming to so few people

is he washed

>Germans forced to support mouz because they have two jews
>Doesn't help, Russians win anyway

>>1890655
its the same guy spamming is thread,
its the resident vita fan, just mad that donk is the real goat

Reminder that Russia is the HIV capital of the world. There is like 90% chance Spirit guys have anal sex with each other between practice sessions

There is nothing more cucked than cheering for the team that defeated you

classic frenchies

>>1890662
let the ohne viewer stay in his own containment thread, that's the ideal solution really

>>1890673
magixx is pure.

>>1890682
pure tranny

>THE CATHEDRAL OF CS
>the greatest player ever solo entry clutches aces
>crickets

WHY IS SPIRIT SO BORING AND DOESNT WANT TOI ENTERTAIN THESE INGRADES??

absolute state of the racist western cs scene

sh0r0 may have just cost them the map, torzi had already missed the shot nothing was stopping him from changing position instead of stepping back into it

>>1890682
is zweihh an upgrade over magixx?
i haven't been watching much pro cs lately

>>1890708
No. He's still a fat retard, but not a charming one.

TRUTH

>>1890673
That's just how the top teams build chemistry.

xertion is afk imagine getting killed by choppa

niko fucking owned this fraud

ok guys just go to the other thread

>>1890757
i am in both >:^)

Mouz ruined a good Vitality vs Spirit final, you know zywoo would never underperform twice in a row

>>1890804
Gooning while Spirit is anal fucking Mouz

>>1890735
zont1x fucking whiffed so hard there i remember it, insta dinked b1t and then you can literally see the tracers go around b1t's pov after

dang no overpass cuz 3-0 rape
flyquest raping 2-0 too

>>1890804
WHAT THE FUCK????

LMAO both Yanko and Moses are SO PASSIVE AGRESSIVE towards pimp.

Dis kraut so stupid oh no no no

>>1890804
getting to dominate and fuck sjokz must be nice, but her teasing you until you get blueballs and then drugging you and tying you to something just so you cant move or do anything while she rapes your mouth, and tiny pencil dick until you no longer can stay awake, that must be really nice

>>1891037
haha you are so silly anon, nobody would want that haha

vita fans cheering for mouz gotta be the most pathetic thing ever

What's Kyousuke thinking right now?

>>1891321
nothing much, he wanted to be the man of the house and still does

>>1891321
>damn this whore done vacuum sucked my soul out through my nuts

>>1891321
wrapping his DSL around niko’s cock

this is one of the biggest chokes ever
i'm honestly shocked, you beat Vitality (no matter how bad they were yesterday) and then play like this, unbelievable. that 4v2 throw on nuke, christ.
even donk said in the interview that they already won the final in their mind yesterday.

the mp9 will still be used, and it will face a nerf in the future, possibly killing it forever as a gun. i don't want this to be because it's so much better than using a famas. but when it does get nerfed:

what do you guys think about preparing to switch to the xm1014? it sounds crazy but the body ttk is 350ms up to 22 meters (famas is 360ms) and it is surprisingly easy to headshot with, and it gives $900 kill reward. the spread is also the same every single shot, so there's no chance of randomness.

>>1892267
edit: famas actually drops off to 450ms after 15.24 meters

>>1892267
we inna other thread til we hit image cap
and xm gives $600 kill reward

>>1892271
this is the real thread

i caught up to iem cologne 2025 and the grand final was a wet fart, AGAIN
when was the last tournament with an exciting grand final?

>>1892447
shanghai major
possibly the greatest map ever played at a major
have never felt like this watching any other game

movable object vs stoppable force

>just got back from vacation in prague
what the actual fuck? mouz beat vitality??? lol
gg spinx

that somali guy looks more chuddish than the BIG chud

matys is pretty good
fnatic got robbed by G2 (again)

God I missed faze games
this is just perfect

MY retard

>play on alt to farm cases
>do well
>winstreak
>get reported
>face only cheaters
>loss streak
man why doesnt valve allow me to play faceit matches for xp anymore, at least on my main id face less cheaters

okay we're using this thread now

Can Astralis do it, lads?

>>1895585
rare atom is fucking dogshit

WE ARE BACK

>>1895605
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGED

no spirit?

>>1895625
oh it overlaps with starladder budapest so maybe that's the reason. and starladder budapest has only 4 invites (and 4 quals) and none of the teams here going to fissure is top 4 vrs.

>>1895605
Are Liquid the new EG?

>>1895579
there was another one? fuck
I hoped we were back at being a dead thread when nothing's happening

>>1895625
falcons? seriously? at this point they're just skipping big events and coming to these so they can win tournaments without actually being good

>>1895665
they're only skipping some blast shit because of visa

>fortnite pro with 2 firepower
bro are we serious

>>1895682
what

>>1895684
nicks
why is he playing on mibr
even honda would be a better choice

>>1895686
mibr sucks

what am I even looking at

>>1895730
Excitement.

>>1895731
that's a man

https://www.hltv.org/news/42400/sources-yalla-esports-start-bankruptcy-procedures
Oh no no no no no ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

what a terrible game I am watching

Free Insani. I feel bad for the guy.

>>1895754
He'll be on Falcons soon enough.

i recognize these teams from like years ago
why are they shitting the bed with infinite OTs

.....

hahaha what the hell

..............

zyw0.60 sisters... a new stat just hit the towers...

>>1895770
What good pussy does to a mf

free egotronic

electronigga's lifegame just to get elimed in round 2.

>>1895770
>top 30 filter
why do all donk stats are filtered to include tier2 trash from betboom dachas?

>>1895785
every team plays against top 30 opponents. vitality manages to lose to them too

>>1895791
aw shucks! you got me...

>>1895793
dont worry anon, far greater men have bitten and greater men will bite. there is no shame in a little nibble every once in a while.

damn navi just got whooped
it's already over

My my fav player AleksiB is playing right now if anyone is interested

tnl, fut, b8. why? are they illiterate

like at what point do they kick this retarded wonderfool and sign someone competent

new ak sounds are lovely

Albania saving CS

>>1895816
Never unless there's a competent Ukrainian awper out there.

>>1895836
yep, ukrainian awp talent must be the driest desert on planet earth...

bit apparently playing without a mic

>>1895843
I said competent. If there was one they would've replaced him a long time ago.

>>1895855
because neither headtr1ck nor jambo nor r1nkle are raping in tier 2, truly no one who can replace w0nderdog who competes with broky as the premium paycheck stealer awper in tier 1

No one cared when these guys cheated against pari to steal their epl spot, wonder if they will now

>>1895858
Jambo is fine, the rest however...

>>1895860
???
r1nkle is like 50% of NIP's success

>>1895861
That's because the rest of the team sucks dick. r1nkle is not a factor really.

>>1895848
he uses that mic on earphones
i use it too and its actually decent

............navi

>>1895874
didnt see them do anything particularly wrong
just scenarios where you expect things to go differently if it was on LAN

>>1895875
lol stop this cope

>>1895874
>>1895877
Radar dogs win against a legit team, hardly a surprise, they were even more blatant in epl qualifiers especially the grand final when they stacked and attacked the right side every time against parivision

someone tell mongolz to just get on a small boat over from calais and they'll be sound

everyone is hacking dude

Overtime gets me a heart attack
No more

-rep radar cheater dogs hacker

MOOOOOOOOOOM HES CHEATING MOM I SWEAR

>>1895882
lmao you can't make this shit up, let in everyone except those that apply, even gives liquid a chance to stop their downfall

>>1895884
>>1895899
They really are though

>>1895902
lad, Mongolz are a national team now with support from their government to get visas. how on earth we've failed on giving them visa, i do not know. having strict visa processes makes sense when you've got strict border controls but whats the point in turning sports teams away when we let every fucker in if they're from a shit enough country.

>>1895903
kek

>>1895906
how much

>>1895903
broky isn't a true baldy

>>1895882
I don't get it. Does UK have problems with rowdy migrants or not? How come they let those dudes in but not some five literal fucking cs players with travel history. Are they retarded?

>bhop exploit still in
kek they genuinely dont know how to fix it

>>1895915
I don't bet anything but channel points, they've gotten accusations by plenty of players and teams they've played against for a reason

>>1895770
this actually is interesting if it's not bullshit+small dataset, because semis/finals are saturday/sunday. it would be cool to see granular data on when people are at their best, instead of just "in playoffs/groups"

>>1895823
It's not bad but it's my least favorite one

can't they find other people than Pimp??? this guy is hired by everybody and is boring as fuck. insta mute

>>1895963
he's their pimp

>>1895963
Seems he doesn't pay attention to the scene either, they are speculating right now about navi roster moves when what they wanted and who they'd get rid of is already public knowledge

>>1895963
he can talk in front of audience without stuttering, that's enough for most TOs
besides it's not like anyone actually listens to desk segments anyways

TIL tier3 teams actually have teamhouses instead of just playing from their own bedroom

counter point bros we are sooooo back

>>1895992
if both of those goblins died, literally no one would care

>free (You)
gottem

>>1895992
We are so fucking back pimp bros

s1mple just gave a shoutout to the 'gog in twitch chat

>>1896018
proofs sir

>navi will lose mirage
kekaroos

ayo n0vi?

>>1896031
s1mples,,, no..,,

ummmmm lock status???
that lock looked crisp, that lock looked clean

>>1896035
stop looking at your chastity cage

>>1896036
genuinely how much of a faggot can you be to come with sort of comeback

shit team
made me lose $50

ayo tnl be bussin frfr

this dawy guy literally pretending, very obvious in the last round

TNL not beating the suspicious allegations

>>1896047
>>1896048
they are SUS :D sussy baka :D sus

>>1896051
are you okay retard? look at the last round, he sees wonderful's awp barrel 2 secs before, nobody turns around staring into the wall at that point as if a flash is gonna come with no backup and completely in the open

>>1896064
when the baka is sus :D

>I just want to kill some fucking Russians
wow TC

I forgot tc was randomly coaching these niggas

>scrawnders
shan't be watching, simple as

rooting for pua

>>1896086
I swapped to a finnish stream, I don't understand a word but it's still better

>>1896086
>>1896092
opened the main stream on 3 different devices to nullify your efforts

sorry chuds

>more falcons shittalking
Falconsbros.....................

You can tell right away when the retard starts posting again, no completely garbage posts for ages until 40 mins ago then after that every other one is trash, end yourself man or at least stop being a faggot

>>1895992
Uhhh where's /ourguy/???

Who is blud talking to?

>>1896086
Not a big fan of costreamers as a concept but those to really make me appreciate it

>>1896100
Shizo-unc...

damn, every single one of his posts are getting filtered, sus, chud, blud, unc and kys in the previous thread, he's like an actual stereotype of garbage underage posters

rizz no cap diddy sheesh skibidi

Ayo dis nigga fr filtering posts :skull:

What makes donk so formidable? Great spray control? Elite game sense? Youth?

>1896100
kek this failcl0wnsclown gets triggered whenever his shitter team gets rightfully shat on

>the retard
that wasn't even me you stupid fuck everyone except you hates this clown ass team

>1896110
schizo un c take your meds asap

or just ky s that works too

>>1896119
>>1896120
ethered that demon

>>1896122
I appreciate the sloppytop, glazebro.

still got filtered

well played, jackassmo

>1896110
s chizo un c take your me ds asap

or just ky s that works too

tak3 your m3ds

>>1896128
LMAO

>>1896128
stop talking about filters

one, two three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, [empty post about donk], ten, eleven, twelve, thriteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen eighteen posts about nothing
go mix bleach and windex and take a whiff you fucking faggots

b-but spirit is anti war, right anons?

>1896139
aunt's trippin

>>1896140
hey these ukrainian niggas clearly wanted to go up against spirit
any shittalking they receive is on them

Spiritsissies SWEATIN'!

why did bonk buy an awp?

>donk awp
>>1896141
hope your nice old auntie gets bus-gangraped to death

kek!

>>1896128
this retard is filtering the entire website

they're actually gonna drop this shit

>1896148
chill aunk chill

Ziggerbros?

ukraine won

i knew they were gonna radar this

kek why are spiritsissies so quiet now i remember you nigs getting uppity last week

>>1896155
rip bro i will continue hating on yo behalf

maui got a box to stand on

>>1896159
>why were people more vocal during the cologne final than an online group stage

blast is more important than some shitty cologne

>>1896162
>>1896165
cope, you're just like the brazilians

Pasha UA > Spirit > Mouz > Vitality
HLTV confirmed

every single game is going the valorant way
hope you retards are ready and wont throw a fit

doesnt affect me i use linux

>>1896177
you won't be able to play though

i dont really see how thats my problem

my bad I forgot none of you retards in here actually play the game and only treat this as an actual sport(lol)

>>1896176
does this shit even stop cheats?

>>1896181
yeah nigga why would I waste time and energy playing when I can just watch other people do it for me
It's like sex

>>1896178
retard

>>1896184
yes the most basic ones, people who get dma hacks are going to climb to high ranks and then they need to manually ban them
still a better option than nothing like valve, all those retards at the top probably use hacks from fucking elitepvpers

>>1896188
valve will go the riot way and cuck your linux ass out of playing
it is what it is

>>1896181
I play as well. But if I wanted to talk about that I'd make another thread

>>1896191
huh? what are you even trying to say here

>>1896190
valve use linux to fend off microsoft. they would rather have hackers in cs and outsource anticheat to the saudis than make their games unplayable on the steam deck

>>1896193
I'm itt to discuss the esport aspect. What's so hard to understand?

>>1896196
okay? how exactly is my post hindering you? why did you feel so attacked that I said you don't play the game and treat it as a sport when you know yourself you're like that?

ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH ZWEIH

>>1896197
>>1896193
>>1889330 (OP)
>Counter-Strike Esports Discussion
read

passion ua are obviously cheating
they're not young and up and coming players
they're like 25 and have never achieved anything

>>1896203
okay???? just because a donk fanboy made the OP like that it means talking about the game is off topic? get back to watching your fav team get raped by t3 players

>>1896204
>they're like 25 and have never achieved anything
uhhhh how new?
demqq beat prime 2021 navi

>>1896197
>how exactly is my post hindering you?
You're shitting up the thread more than necessary. I was just trying to tell you nicely

>>1896209
and was confirmed cheating

>>1896210
you're wasting your time, he has no shame or social awareness

>>1896210
>talking about anti cheat is shitting up the thread but saying that everyone in the pro scene is hacking isn't
keep replying to me bitch boy

>>1896212
yeah s0mple was

>>1896212
congratulations on understanding the joke

>>1896214
>>talking about anti cheat is shitting up the thread but saying that everyone in the pro scene is hacking isn't
Correct

take your xwitter screencaps elsewhere lil sis we are here to watch the game

who got the woro2k mirage awp webm

>>1896222
>>1896220
reply to me again I know you want the last reply

this has to be radar and matchfixing

they know they're fighting for a top40 instead of top50 spot right?

>>1896226
what it is is your cope

Easiest (You) of my life

spirit is just fixing odds
theyll throw 3rd map

Comeback incoming

cumback

>>1896237
>>1896238
wrong game, mouz play tomorrow

>>1896240
I don't believe in Mouz anymore after that final

https://bo3.gg/news/rumors-about-xantares-and-his-absence-at-iem-cologne-2025
kek

Raped. How did spirit lose map 1??????

>>1896250
probably just fucking around

>>1896244
literally said that

>>1896250
vs known radar users

>z0nt0x lifegame
ez 13-0 for passionfruit

>>1896257
like they're losing 13-0 after zont1x lifegames on ancient?

>>1896273
Yeah thats what i ment haha lol

what happened here? is woro2k really clean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=390YTCDsEj8

How will (You) cope?

>just got a usp royal guard drop
finally some good counterstrike

kvem looks like McLovin on his picture yet when it swaps to his cam a chad is sitting there, the real kvem is clearly playing in a different location so he can radar in peace

>>1896284
i still have no idea how this ukranian dog got away with such a blatant proof. and thats not even the only proof, there are more clips of him blatantly cheating.

>>1896284
where were you when I needed you >>1896224

cumback 2.0

radar dogs rot in hell
>>1896317
again, this is spirit not mouz

zweih is fucking retarded

passion ua definitely didnt win map 1 just to fix odds

Collab of the year, unironically

cahm on dev1ce show us Astralis is back!!!!

alright bros call it
does asstralis choke to the chinx or no

>>1896326
astralis is shit online but I think they'll still win

>>1896324
you already shilled this yacob

>>1896324
they had a really good talk.
loved the part addressing x retards saying "he gets support so 1.5 rating as an entry isn't impressive"

he looks like that dude in movies that's always angry and smokes cigarettes

I believe in you Tommy

>>1896336
I don't think that's a universal thing

>>1896342
it definitely is
I've watched a couple of movies

>>1896347
name 2 examples

>>1896350
godzilla and 3body problem

What are yalls premier ranks? 22k here

>>1896354
haven't played since 2018

>>1896354
too anxious to play anything but deathmatch and casual

>>1896354
26k

>fucks your girlfriend
>drops nooks on gooks
>disappears (on stage)

my nigga child king

lol this is chinas BEST team?

>>1896383
I do hate him, blamef, all the rest of em, but getting really rich while bankrupting and continually embarrassing astralis is an undeniably good bit

>>1896389
no?

>>1896389
Yea, pretty fucking pathetic isn't it?

>>1896389
yes, xi jinping told me so, and he said they'd be sent to the frigid manchurian wastes if they lost

total chink rape

why is jabbi the only one smiling?

>>1896402
yeah the asian scene is kinda weak, give em some time

>>1896409
device kinda smiling

>>1896409
he doesn't have the good looks like the other four so he gets pussy by being goofy

china...

>>1896415
>he gets pussy by being goofy
seems more like he's dumb enough to go with the flow and be fun
also he gets pussy by being tall

csfags be like valorant is for faggots and women !!! meanwhile all they do is discuss how men look and who looks better

>astralis back on overpass
feels good

>>1896422
I remember a dev1ce ovp deagle

>>1896214
>bitchboy
cvltvral impact

n1 staehr

>>1896242
nigga are you a woman? after you blow a load, you can't go again immediately, you need to rest

mouz blew their load on vitality
sp0r0t on the other hand was edged by n0vi so in the finals they were ready to blow whereas mouz was spent

>>1896434
I can go many rounds

it's 2am in india, what causes this

>>1896434
trvkest trvke of the year

>>1896284
I mean woro is a professional player. He's not a silver 2 who doesn't understand how positioning works. If he were walling he sure as hell wouldn't be retarded enough to fire off a shot like that.

>>1896442
I think 99.9% of cheating accusations are schizoid nonsense, but that one is pretty indefensible

>>1896421
that's only 1 (one) /hm/homo thoughbeit

he's the only one who keeps bringing up hot men and how he wants to suck their cock

>1896438
Who said I'm in India? And why do you keep seething at Mouz unprompted?

>>1896447
no idea who you're replying to, but you definitely sound indian

>>1896443
I think 99.9% of cheating accusations are real but this was is schizoid nonsense.

>>1896447
>And why do you keep seething at Mouz unprompted?
da joos made him bitchless

>>1896442
he's probably an okay player but he has definitely cheated

>>1896449
>but you definitely sound indian
Reading comprehension bitch
>no idea who you're replying to
kek fucking retard
>>1896451
the polcels really shit up the thread with their nonstop seething

>>1896454
not gonna scroll the thread because you fuck up your quotation

>>1896459
kek fatty mcfatfuck fuckface's fat fingers can't even scroll
>fuck up your quotation
newfag bitchass

>>1896459
>because you fuck up your quotation
holy newfag lmao

damn

>>1896452
no doubt about it I was just saying that clip in particular is not suspicious

>>1896471
it is and his excuse was that there was a fly on his screen. also there's a lot more from him.

Fuck scrawnders, fuck them

>>1896438
time zones

>>1896473
>his excuse was that there was a fly on his screen
okay that is definitely sus
maybe he actually is that retarded who knows
I just know that even a global cheater knows he can't be wallbanged from there so for a professional to do it when he knows he's being watched? giga retarded

>>1896474
they are a good duo what's your problem friend?

>>1896474
it's happening
we got them removed from cologne. Just keep telling everyone everywhere they fucking suck

>>1896477
kek

>>1896447
>unprompted
spirit was up like 11-4ish on both maps and mouz notably lost like that a couple days ago
this is like pretending not to understand someone bringing niko up during a deagle nuke heaven play

>>1896471
>that clip in particular is not suspicious
are you joking
if you're walling and misgauged the depth, that's exactly where you'd fire off a shot. he does it just as the guy is walking into his line of fire, after maybe 15 seconds of waiting around holding the angle

https://www.dust2.us/news/64465/brazilian-lan-set-to-be-played-on-aircraft-carrier
SOVL just dropped

>>1896484
Not him in particular but there are definitely bitch ass niggas itt who seethe at mouz unprompted. I just made a lighthearted joke here >>1896434

and this cuck >>1896438 took it seriously

>>1896486
subway lan mogs

>>1896482
I think they haven't been getting gigs for esl in a while so that's not new, but could still work since banks isn't getting hired anymore

>>1896486
retarded
>>1896488
that was also retarded

>>1896486
>brazil land so dangerous they have to play in brazil water
grim

>>1896487
>unprompted
you're indian and every day you respond to basically every post itt about mouz, true or false?

>>1896485
>if you're walling and misgauged the depth
That was my point, he's too high level to misgauge the depth. Or perhaps I was wrong, he's too retarded.

>>1896492
This is insane wtf bro

>>1896493
You're a polcel and you bring up Indians when not even remotely related, true or false?

I really fucking hate mouz

I remember selling my stiletto doppler to an Indian and thinking, where did he get all dat bread???

>>1896491
just some harmless fun. I think it's cool
don't care about brazilian cs tho. And I definitely don't want to be caught on a boat with a bunch of rapid fans

>>1896497
I open /pol/ approximately once every 2-4 years, so no I'm not
are you indian and do you think "you respond to at least 50% of negative mouz-related posts" is an unfair statement?

twitch niggas need to chill out fr

he staehred them niggas down

>>1896501
probably an engineer

>>1896505
people like this should just be put into prison without further investigation

>>1896493
And to answer your loaded question, no. There are other Mouz fans itt and I mostly reply to people who either bring up Indians unprompted like this faggot >>1895098 or a discussion surrounding Mouz.
>>1896501
>stiletto doppler
Good taste. I've had many knives over the years and the stiletto was one of my favorites.
>>1896504
Yes, no. I make many posts, most of which aren't related to Mouz and you will never even be able to tell it's me. I will however continue to reply to bitches who think they can continue to be racist without anyone calling their ass out.

why does hltv say zweih uses follow recoil? when did we learn this?

>>1896510
>you will never even be able to tell it's me
lmao

>>1896513
*other than the mouz posts

and that's only because I make it obvious with my posting style, if I were to change it now you'd never be able to tell

>>1896510
>I will however continue to reply to bitches who think they can continue to be racist without anyone calling their ass out.
nobody gives a shit, pajeet

>>1896516
you will, bitch

Everyone stop fighting
We instead all focus on hating the Falcons

>>1896511
this site says he doesnt use it

>thinking people care about recognizing other posters on an anonymous image board
just because people call you out for being a curry nigger doesn't mean they're actively looking for you

>>1896518
Don't have to tell me twice lilbro, I'm the #1 failcl0wns h8r.

>>1896522
Based

mouz has no fans

>>1896518
can we focus on loving astralis instead?

>>1896521
Reply to me directly bitch.

And I didn't bring it up either you dumb cunt >>1896493

>>1896511
bind z "toggle cl_crosshair_recoil 1 0;toggle cl_crosshaircolor 4 5;toggle cl_crosshairstyle 4 5"

>>1896525
We can do that, too

>>1896529
jabbi looks so fucking retarded, like he's actually brain dead

>>1896526
>Reply to me directly
sorry. I didn't recognize you, saar

>>1896531
its the mouthbreathing

>>1896531
no thoughts, only frags

>>1896532
das rite saarvant

did any bounty get hunted yet?

Many people are selling their knives for a Kukri

>>1896544
I like you vanilla kukri chad, but this is pure cope

>>1896539
no
closer matches are coming tho. I think fnatic will probably win tomorrow

>>1896510
>There are other Mouz fans itt
during some major after karrigan left I made a who's winning the event strawpoll, you can probably find it in the archives. there was an admin panel with stats on who voted, and there were ~3 indian mouz fans itt and no others
why are you upset about people associating mouz supporters and indians when you are indian and support mouz? like this guy's post >>1895098 that got you riled up isn't even derogatory or racist unless you have a problem with "jeet" as a byword

>>1896560
nip pain mayb fun
who the fuck is even on og these days

>>1896560
they could do these qualifiers over 2 days but instead they take 1 week
then you need to fly to malta and can get eliminated in 1 game

>>1896556
>there were ~3 indian mouz fans itt
This must've been before I came here, which was around 2022.
>that got you riled up isn't even derogatory or racist unless you have a problem with "jeet" as a byword
I don't even care about racism but I've noticed people bring up Indians even when not related, usually in a derogatory context. Why would he say jeets will go when their HQ is in Germany? You think the Mouz fans in Germany are also Indian?

>>1896568
more ad money without split views
they don't need to worry about competition for the timeslot because they muscled their competition out or cabaled up with them

>>1896560
There hasn't been a single good game yet blud.

>>1896573
>Why would he say jeets will go when their HQ is in Germany? You think the Mouz fans in Germany are also Indian?
it reads to me as a joke that you didn't really get, the post has basically nothing to do with indians, it's about lack of domestic support in germany
it's a harmless enough stereotype especially while mouz is good, and the more you reveal that it bothers you the more you're gonna get stuff like this >>1896579

>>1896584
nah ts doesn't bother me, if it did I would've stopped posting ages ago
>it's about lack of domestic support in germany
yeah I got that but you can't deny that Indians certainly live free in the heads of some of the posters here, if that wasn't the case he would've brought up turks or some misc eastern europeans because they're the major minority in germany

>>1896486
>>1896488
this will never be defeated, lifted into the air by a crane above prague
yes that's fr0zen
he was 14 at the time

>>1896591
holy unemployment

there are at least 2 mouz fans itt who aren't indian
i'm one of them and the other one is finnish iirc

>>1896590
>yeah I got that
it seems like you didn't desu
the joke is that it's gonna be empty, the density of indians in hamburg or presence of other minorities of unknown mouz-support-level has absolutely fuck all to do with it

>>1896591
the first two are clearly ironic
are you autistic?

>>1896597
Seems hella forced to include Indians lilbro ngl

>>1896594
And which country are you from?

>>1896601
i agree but i also agree about his point about being upset by it
you're indian so why do you even care? me and the other guy barely talk to you, afaik

>>1896605
aint no one upset lilbro its all in good fun
>me and the other guy barely talk to you, afaik
huh?

>>1896604
sweden

>>1896592
creepy ass pedo

>>1896531
turn on your monitor

>>1896606
me (a non-indian mouz fan) and the other guy (the other non-inidan mouz fan)

>>1896607
So you're the Brollan fan and the Finn is the Jimmphat fan.

>>1896601
do you have autism
the joke is the association that's a meme, that you're currently entrenching even deeper. it's like talking about polish support for ukrainian teams or serbs and russians or something, their statistical presence is basically irrelevant

based mouzdrones taking the hate away from falconbros

>>1896608
it was more pointing out how nuts it is that he was allowed to be involved

>>1896611
i've been a mouz fan for years, brollan is just a huge bonus
you're probably right about the finn though but seems like most people are player fans, as opposed to team fans, in cs (other than national team enjoyers)

>>1896608
t. that one mongolian dude trying to distract people

>>1896613
shit you might be right
the indians are faking mouz support to take away hate from falcons

reminder that the bhop bug is still in the game since last friday

>>1896621
do you mean op bhop with low framerate?

loli porn oh shit this wasnt google

>>1896622
yes

>>1896610
>>1896612
lets just put this behind us
>>1896613
mouz thrive in the hate
>>1896620
the mouz hate predates my open support for mouz

>>1896624
what patch are they playing on blast? because im pretty sure they were playing pre-bhop patch on cologne.

>>1896626
idk i didnt watch the tourney just look at the animations

>>1896625
>open support for mouz
post mouz jersey rn

>>1896631
Nigga I wanted to buy them at Austin but they weren't selling Mouz jerseys for some reason.

>>1896632
no need for supply if there's no demand

>jerseys
nigga we aint in america we don't do that shit

niggas walkin around with ads on their shirts ah hell nah twin you got me tweakin on god frfr

>>1896634
True lol I was basically the only Mouz supporter in my section, everyone else was rooting for Spirit.
>>1896635
That's cope niggas were wearing Dignitas and Rogue jerseys.

>>1896632
>>1896635
>>1896636
stop saying the n word

>>1896634
btw they had flyquest jerseys explain that

>>1896642
they have fans
mostly because they're all australia has, not because of results

>>1896642
https://www.dust2.us/news/35735/jersey-shipment-hijacked-by-pirates
we stole em bitches. big somali community in austin

>>1896641
shut up nigga

more like Bust: Booty 2025 - Online fart

>>1896651
it says a lot that the thread (that watches na t3 games) barely watches this shit

>>1896511
Follow recoil is good actually. Niggas only use it for 3 rounds and decide it's shit but it's great

>>1896661
Yeah I actually think it's super strong but it's "nooby" so people don't use it just like pros refused to use op sk for 5+ years.
But I think you kind of need to combine it with a static crosshair. And to do that you'll need some third party software or have it as a functionality on your monitor (i know some gaming monitors have this) but pros can't really be certain to have that on lan tournaments.

>>1896656
Besides the (just so happens to be) two russian orgs throwing their opening maps it's mostly been an uneventful spanking for the favorites, and the overall level has been dogshit.

The lulquid game was absolutely worth a hatewatch though, it was last place at fragadelphia byoc tier.

>>1896662
Why do you think that

>>1896666
that's my point though
in theory, "bounties" are cool because they encourage upsets but when there are no, or very few, upsets, it's just boring as fuck.
this format is like socialism; pretty cool in theory but will never ever work in practice

>>1896511
Not sure if this is true. Read the thread and people said you could see it in the player pov replays which uses player crosshairs (the short replays which are often showed between rounds). But I looked it up now and in the two replay clips I saw he didn't use it. Maybe he used it another time and has some kind of bind to activate it.

https://x.com/onfireanders/status/1953162264158126547?
Is this bait? wtf euros

>>1896690
wdym?
looks good

donk is currently on his longest spree of 1.0+ rated maps
zywoos record is 32, simples is 33
does anyone else have a longer record?

>>1896697
me

who is this faggot nakeyjakey streaming cs and getting all excited over hitting 10k while duoing

>>1896711
but he already got 10k in that video like 3 months ago. he was supposed to get 15k.

nobody can explain why they like mouz
ugly logo, ugly players, no modern history
I can explain that I like Astralis because it's a cockroach of an org, disgusting management and disgusting antics in Denmark yet manages to survive month after month of downward spiral since 2020
I can explain that I like FlyQuest because the team is just unironically a pet project of the GOAT LCK caster PapaSmithy
Same goes for SemperFi, but even more close since the org's owner is SaVage's dad
Jason Lake is based and an OG, so I am rooting for coL
Nobody can name shit about MOUZ without bringing up players

>>1896711
youtuber
he made a video about grinding premier that was pretty good except for some cringeworthy skits and le toxicity... LE BAD!

>>1896715
even Germans in Cologne were rooting for "mousesports" and not "MOUZ"

>>1896715
i explained why i like mouz a couple of threads ago

>ugly players
yeah you already know with what faggot you're about to argue

>>1896720
Am I supposed to know who you are and search for your shit?

>>1896717
>complaining about toxicity in NA
lol

>>1896719
because no one cares about rebrands
>>1896722
nope, just refuting your statement

>>1896723
yeah, lil bro would be legitimately weeping in eu

>>1896725
So why do you like it then? The pretty colors or the reddit account?

>>1896672
it'd be better if it was all t2 teams, cause that's a clusterfuck of games that can be won
or best of 1

>>1896728
your seething bias against them is the reason i didn't take the time to type it out again (you don't care either way)
just support your teams and let others support theirs

>>1896729
the whole point of the format is creating upsets

>>1896734
>seething bias
So you can't explain it? I only listed two mildly noteworthy things about them, what do I know, you can be a 10 year redditor with a "they engage with the community on reddit" argument.

>>1896697
f0rest 53 games
began during 87-0 streak and lasted a while after (because he also had 1.0+ rating on the maps where they lost the streak)

>>1896690
why is there what looks like oregano on everything
>>1896715
>Nobody can name shit about MOUZ without bringing up players
astralis is the only org you mentioned where you didn't mention a single person and their story, which doesn't seem different from rooting for players and their stories. I don't like mouz but it's way more reasonable and common to root for a team because of the players than anything else
in fact the reason I don't like mouz is because their players are boring as fuck

>>1896750
>where you didn't mention a single person and their story
I specifically said "players"
As in, "I root for MOUZ because of torszi"
Because that's not a MOUZ fan, that's a torszi fan

>>1896748
da goat

>>1896721
disliking ugly people is natural and if you don't it's because you've had this reaction beaten out of you. if you can stomach eating a whole bowl of shit with a smile on your face should you get a pat on the back?

>>1896697
shiro has 51

>>1896756
is that why no one likes you irl?

>>1896759
what's up Dorian Berman

>>1896759
no that's because I don't bathe regularly

>>1896757
Okay, maybe he's 2nd after f0rest. That happened in 2020. Probably wouldn't have been 51 games with rating 2.1 though.

>>1896754
yeah I got that part, I meant you're a papasmithy and jason lake fan and I don't get why it's bad to root for a player, but good to root for a manager or owner
the underlying feeling is that it's cringe to be a plastic who changes loyalty, but you don't have a home team for your city in esports, and within 5 years half the orgs go out of business, start scamming, or become irrelevant
imagine you were an nrg fan in 2019, were you supposed to stop watching cs for 4 years instead of following the players to eg?

>>1896761
semen retention and ball tanning are astrology and crystals for men

>>1896766
bodied that freak

>>1896766
>you're a papasmithy and jason lake fan
And those two are the central pieces of an org and cease to exist without them
MOUZ didn't stop existing after karrigan and ropz left
You can root for players, I don't give a shit, but I do argue that calling yourself an org fan without a reason other than the players behind it is shit. No Penaldo fan is saying he's rooting for Al-Nasir and would stick around watching their games if that fag retired.

>>1896773
If someone says they're a fan of a team they basically almost always mean they're a fan of their current lineup.

>no NA tier3 games to watch
>no BR tier10 games to watch
???
Where is everyone?

>>1896783
oh no guess you gotta get on and play cs instead :)

>>1896784
My PC won't run it, I guess I'll just spam Pharah in quickplay until I feel the need for sleep

>>1896767
I think you're a victim of your own midwittery

>>1896785
yikes

>>1896793
unwarranted and rude

>>1896785
what's your elo? i could q ranked with you if you're gm or close enough to it

since we're talking about our favorite teams/players

>>1896792
hello sv3rige

>>1896795
sorry mate, I don't play ranked, I am a casual OTP with 40 FPS at best

>>1896796
why even bother to troon out if you're THIS far from passing?

>>1896800
oh damn
how old is your pc? lol

maybe he touched it

bully niggas in the future be like "dis niggas popa was deadass a mouz fan pff lmaooo"

>>1896802
My CPU, Phenom II X4 975, is 14 years old at this point
I don't use the PC for much, just imageboards, cs watching, visual novels and overwatch, so I don't see the need in upgrading until it blows up

>>1896798
>nooooooo you can't expose your testicles to sunlight !!!!!!!

>>1896801
for the love of the game, for the love of it....

>>1896807
40 fps gaming sucks
i was coping (because i was cheap) about making a decade overdue upgrade until i finally did it last year

>>1896816
It was the last one on AM3 socket, so I'll have to upgrade the motherboard as well, and I'll have to take the whole PC apart for that uhhhhhhhhhhh
I'll just stick to my stable 40 and chill, I am not that serious about it, and console players have fun on 30, so it ain't that bad

ayo col & nrg is playing the tacobell lan?

>>1896773
I know what you're talking about because it's very fucking annoying in real sports when there's like a random argentinian on your team and his bandwagoner countrymen are retarded about him online, but plenty of people start watching teams for a player and then care about the lineup, or watch for a lineup and stay fans for the long haul, especially if they get ship of theseused out. it's a spectrum, and that's how most people become fans of an esports team unless their country has a single relevant national team
I think 99% of "org fans" are rooting for a (subset of a) lineup or an idea. as an na fan, if coldzera and peacemaker successfully got jlake to turn complexity into 00nation, I would've stopped rooting for that team. when jack dropped xeppaa and floppy and came back with some russkis, I hated those fucks
I think mouz's idea or "thing" back to around the rejin era is that they're underdogs, they work with less, they're competent, and they're unafraid to make big gambles. first team to give fpl stars like ropz and frozen a shot, best academy by a mile before spirit academy, and tons of "wtf" roster moves, that worked and didn't. as a non-fan, that would be my hypothesis for a mouz "org fan"

>>1896838
holy yappathon

>>1896838
for me when rain and/or karrigan go that's when I jump ship on that theseus. I am one foot in the door of being a hatewatcher because baldlige

>>1896839
wasn't talking to you faggot

>>1896838
>best academy by a mile before spirit academy
gambit

>>1896842
>literal who estonian
>npc coach
>top 1 baiter itw
>naph0ny
>interz (lool)
>coldzera speedrun any%
>already had success before
>literal who coach
vs
torszi, sucrone, JDC, xerion, siuhy, jimpphat, PR

>>1896840
I think that's reasonable
rain is an institution, he's gonna hit a decade on that team in january
>>1896842
maybe, yeah
I always forget them because they predated the academy league wave and gambit cut their main roster to just have gambit youngsters for like a year

>>1896847
>torszi, sucrone, JDC, xerion, siuhy, jimpphat, PR
why don't you get someone inside the top 10 lil nigga

>>1896847
sh1ro and ax1le better than any of those
also they just promoted the entire academy team and it became the 2nd best team in the world

>>1896851
sucrone is top 1 coach in the world

>>1896807
>>1896821
if you don't want to do a full build, you can get yourself one of the mini pcs for like 500 usd
like a beelink or a gmktec
basically the barebones laptop processors with the decent inbuilt gpus, cooling, and a few ports

>>1896853
torszi clears sh0r0
literally anyone clears ax0le
2nd best team in the world online, kinda like XANTARES was a top 3 player outside of LANs

>>1896856
top 1 facial surface area (non-bald category) maybe

>>1896864
>muh tropherinos
zonic posts here???

Why does shitsan get so much leeway in the community in general? I feel like any other IGL in his shoes would be getting public outcry for his job to be taken with how they've failed to actually do anything with this team since picking up two of the best young talents in the game.

If you went down the list of the other IGLs in the top 20 right now I think half or more would be an instant improvement, yet the discussion this whole time has been about magisk and teses getting cut and not a peep about that weird looking gypsy. May god forgive me for uttering these words, but even Snax might fit the team better and probably couldn't possibly do worse.

>>1896853
>lil brodie tried to sneak ax0le in there
oh hell nah

>>1896861
>torszshit

>>1896869
yeah, imagine, that's how trash sh0r0 is

>>1896861
>kennys? s1mple?
>they ain't bussin like broky

>>1896866
falcons calling looked the first couple of tournaments after they got monesy. also okay fragging (not a total bot).
strats and calling has been looking fraudulent lately though.

>>1896871
>unnerfed awp abuser
>super baiter
vs
>humble supporting awper
>>1896866
>NIGGA IT'S DA IGL
stfu nik0nesy faggot, maybe your two gays should stop choking live on stage and keep it in the bedroom

I think you guys have spent too much time being ironic.

>>1896866
zonic tanking
also, despite being a team that's very much in flux, they've been decent. in theory this is their roster for the next year and won't be chopped and changed again, so you could maybe see the team come together and actually see the sum of it's superstar parts

>>1896872
I agree that there was a short while where the team looked fairly cohesive, but for the wider community that's usually pretty irrelevant. even legendary IGLs don't get as much leeway as this guy is. Like what possible pieces do you need to give this guy to get a first place? We can get rid of him after failcoons picks up d0nkey and still can't win a trophy?

>>1896865
>my grandpa was the goat awper, you just never saw him play, if he swapped in for dev1ce the astralis era woulda never ended
ok? 3.5 years on mouz, 0 real wins

>>1896879
zonic, lose some fat, you overweight fuck

>>1896877
he gets leeway because 90% of falcons losses are 100% on "top 2 player in the world" and/or "top 4 player in the world" sucking fat dicks while your coach is the most washed shitter in cs history

>>1896880
zonic 1 pgl bucharest 2025
sycrone 1 pgl cluj 2025
"team diff" = u have to cede that blad3 is the goat

>>1896884
sycrone: top 2 team in the world with no top 10 players
z0nic: top 100 team in the world with "dababy goat," "rifler goat," "the only good dane left" and "donk 2"
bl0d3: top 20 team in the world with top 9 player in the world
simple mathematics

>>1896873
he's not humble he just has autism

>>1896875
>zonic tanking
Well yeah that's my point. I've heard every other player and even the coach get blamed with plenty of vitriol (people were even unironically blaming the performance coach for changing monesy's bed time) but nobody has pointed the finger at shitsan almost at all, even though the IGL is usually the first person to be blamed regardless of how good their calling is, and especially when they are the smallest name on the team.

I just don't see why a roster with monesy, niko, kyosuke and teses needs a tier 2 gypsy igl. What set of conditions would need to be met before you would say he needs to go over teses or replacing the coach like that matters at all? For anybody else, not having this team as #2 at an absolute minimum is abject failure.

I'm not even joking when I say that Snax's braindead and aggressive calling might even work better with the kind of players and firepower falcons has.

>>1896888
/ourtist/

>>1896886
>top 20 team in the world with top 9 player in the world
top 9 - top 5 = top 14 tho
btw xtqzz maybe the goat for half year era with #3 and #18 shitters

>>1896889
how is he a t2 igl?
kyxsan took apeks to being good
the heroic rebuild was good
he's more proven than siuhy was and everybody was on his dick

>>1896895
>xtqzz maybe the goat
top 1 player itw with top 3 and top 7 players itw
good but getting top 2 with no top 10 >>> getting top 1 with 2 top 10

>>1896897
trvke

>>1896898
>top 1 player
top 1 team
4 am, sorry mens)))

>>1896898
>top 3
circa 1987?
btw only 2 sycrone is topping is fruity ass torzsi

watch

https://youtu.be/Jcbw7HrxHZY

>>1896901
>circa 1987?
am using hltv 2024 rankings because they are about as objective as you can
and being top 3 itw with brollan still goat shit, any retard not named z0nic would get top 1 and top 2 with zywoo and donk

>>1896897
0 trophies = t2

>>1896907
he got a trophy
and tyloo are t1 confirmed?

>>1896908
m0nesy was blatantly throwing so it doesn't count

>>1896907
Based Flyquest chad.

>>1896909
he was g2's best player that series though

>>1896911
that's not true at all

>>1896907
so everyone in mouz except brollan and spinx are tier 2?

>>1896912
yeah I know
>>1896913
mouz got a trophy as well

>>1896913
yea

>>1896907
https://www.alz.org/alzheimers-dementia/10_signs

>>1896921
>no liquid
amusing

>>1896921
literally the same niggers playing in trash online cups
but no MIGHT this time around, and some mexican stack, still last place dwellers

>>1896918
and kyousuke is tier 2?

>>1896925
absolutely

niggas are really discussing igls and coaches as if they could hear what they say ingame to compare them lmao

>>1896883
>le coach
since valve basically banned coaches the only guys who aren't check stealing frauds are the ones flipping talent in t2-t3 and teaching academy teams how to play structured CS. What valuable piece of game knowledge do you think mouz's human thumb or vitality's naked mole rat are going to impart to n0k0 and the rest of the team in 280 characters or less per bo3?

until they record and upload voice chat from the whole game i will call out every single igl

>>1896904
wait were you being serious and not also kinda pretending to be retarded on purpose

>>1896929
coaches are probably mostly cheer leaders
like what can they really do in a pause other than lightening the mood?

>>1896929
>in 280 characters or less per bo3
he'll say something instead of calling a timeout to think
https://youtu.be/WEE6swChVW4?si=q0hVciwXzWzGmPVo&t=71

>>1896930
they absolutely should be forcing tournaments to use in game voice chat and include it in the demo

Guys I think we should all just take a breath, calm down and win some rounds.

>>1896929
>>1896933
what about the analyst and prep side of the job

>>1896926
lol.

>>1896937
yeah okay outside of the game they hopefully do more. like actively looking at opponents replays and making up counter strats. that is too time consuming for players to do.

>>1896938
>muh landalans
come back when you can win something real kid

jks won more trophies than the whole of liquid in 5 years
think about it...

>>1896941
there is absolutely no precedence for this definition of tier 1. it's your headcanon

>>1896943
seething

>>1896942
>trophy for winning a qualifier
lol. they didn't even win any prize money.

>>1896947
show me your ass holding a trophy, keith
go on, share it with the class

>>1896947
that engraved morin khuur is worth at least $300
>>1896942
liquid's only lan title in the 2020s is iem road to rio americas rmr, that's wild

>>1896948
trvked on that geek

>>1896948
oh, he has one
iem cologne 2023
you know who won that shit? who held it after a win and not while carrying it for the winner to take?
JUSTIN
KYLE
SAVAGE
XDDDDD

>>1896952
deep cut
what the fuck was he doing walking that out, cologne 2022 was lan

>>1896953
>what the fuck was he doing walking that out
humiliation ritual

>Flychads win trophies
>shitquid lose online qualifers

>>1896954
liquid finished their grand slam with cologne. so maybe that's why

>>1896954
I know but why
faze won it the year before and they didn't make playoffs

>>1896961
I guess
man remember how cucked it was when navi won their grand slam via an online epl, and they were celebrating outside some bootcamp rental in flip flops getting filmed through a webcam

>>1896961
>>1896963
who knows
schizo theory, but karrigan is superstitious and the "don't touch it or you won't win it" was running even back then, so maybe they just refused to not activate karrigan's almonds and liquid were the next in order of lan wins

>>1896965
covid ruined so much

i just watched a warowl video for the first time in many years and it was good. i thought he was some annoying redditor but he's actually based

>>1896715
You keep posting this shit despite being btfo'd every time.

>>1896759
pulverized that freak

>>1896866
-kyxsan + Dexter ASAP

>>1896871
unironically broky had much higher peaks than kennyass and s0mple
>>1896873
based on both counts

>>1897006
unfortunately they went with steel

>>1897011
That's good, Sexter is living his AMWF life to the fullest.

>>1897007
that's not what unironically means

>>1897045
nta but he won harder events than s0mple at least

cheapest tier 1 team you can form?
here is mine
fallen
molodoy
jks
rez
dumau

>>1897045
i said unironically cuz s0mplefags cant handle the cold hard truth

>>1897055
molodoy is probably expensive now. young and has potential and all that.
no idea about dumau other than him screaming at the major.
the others are old and or washed so sure.

>>1897055
>cheapest tier 1 team you can form?
>here is mine
>fallen
fallen is exorbitantly expensive because he gets eyeballs and sells jerseys and shit
also why would fallen be your budget igl of choice
also why would you pick any brazilians when they all have insane buyouts
>>1897058
you said it because you've fucked your brain up for years trying to bait for attention, reading and posting nothing but ironic slop
you "unironically" need to read infinite jest or something