/ourQTpie/ donk edition

cheer him on, so he has the strength to humble mouz

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383844/spirit-vs-mouz-iem-cologne-2025

>>1889330 (OP)
Thin arms.

d2, mirage, nuke, ancient, overpass
3-1 spirit yeah?

>>1889347
idk i think mouz will ban d2 and play train

>three jews on the same team
>made it to the finals
>in an infamously racist white nationalist chud esport
shalom

Post your favorite donk pictures and webms guys :)
want to expand my collection

>>1887620
IGLs are the shitty tenured professors who suck at their jobs and should have retired ages ago, but are kept around "because they give good advice" and are untouchable. It's just nepotism nonsense.

>>1889480
that karrigan still has a job is crazy

Someone wanna jerk to Dona or Doro?

this was posted early
stay in old thread until 300 image posts
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>>1889359
with jews you can't lose

donk looking extra breedable

>>1889846
>t. freya

>>1890110
Reminds me I need to empty my balls before the finals so there is no distraction

>>1890159
I don't know jimi, you play better when you just edge

>1 dink to the head that kills
>"100 in 3"
>6 blood splats with smg
>"64 in 2"
What the fuck is this game yapping about?

>>1889736
No

Never thought i will root for spirit and those russian dogs but my antisemitism is stronger.

Didnt ESL announce they will also include 3rd place deciders like PGL instead of dogshit showmatches nobody watches? WHere the fuck is my navi vs vita

>>1890440
haha
this is literally history 101

>>1890444
pro league and chengdu are the first tournaments with third place

Without a lower bracket, a bo5 final doesn't make sense. At least then the team from the winner bracket would start with an advantage.

Do not let smelly french people derail this thread to cover up for gumwoos 0.60 series yesterday. They are conspiring in the golden hornet discord to do mass cover ups across the CS community (reddit, discord, HLTV, this thread). If you see an off topic post in this thread just know it was posted by a french animal.

>>1890487
you know what i mean buddy

holy intro
why the fuck is sjokz the hype man she doesnt have the voice for it

>>1890493
Will there be a bunch of them in their yellow t shirts sitting in their own little designated area or have they roped themselves yesterday?

>>1890506
they bought the tickets in advance so they showed up anyway xd

Forest GOAT

this intro was fucking retarded

>>1890515
>le esports ultras!!!!
honestly pathetic.

>>1890515
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
YOU FOOLS!

>>1890515
hahahaha no fucking way LMAO

>>1890519
what was retarded about it? i liked it

why is /ourguy/ not co streaming?

were his perms taken away????

>>1890530
It's almost guaranteed they have hired him to do the in-depth on-the-go analysis of the game and feed his takes to the desk/casters.

Mouz kinda deserve Cologne after 6 months of nothing(coming from ex Spirit sissy)

>>1889330 (OP)
When i say Slava
You say Rossii


Slava

>>1890530
he spoke too much

btw what race is he?

>>1890538
damn I miss Interni

>buying AK after winning pistols
How the fuck do pros keep making mistakes my 5stack has figured out years ago?

>>1890540
jewish and Singapore?
his lastname

>>1890550
this is some low skill, mid and high skill curve type of shit

>>1890555
what the helly

the eceleb obsessed guy is in the other thread that he made, so we'll use this one I suppose

>>1890533
Yeah nevermind, they are getting ACK'd

>>1890550
Steel was right, the fundamentals are baaaad

>>1890564
His moral compass also was baaaad in 2014

sh1ro almost threw it

today im russian

why the fuck is everyone so earger to peek like retards now? this is what people used to shit on NA players for doing?

>>1890564
steel is absolutely right, what the fuck happened to all these retards?

brolan is so obviously cheating its insane

CAN THE MODS DELETE ONE THREAD ALREADY

mark my fucking words the moment spirit is 2 rounds behind there will be a tech pause
and there will be none as long as they are ahead

>>1890589
just report it

>>1890590
Hey, these computers...you never know...)))

>letting chopper ace
It's over

>Chopper ACE
Bruh it's so over for mouzbros...

classic mouz choke

>Vitality died for this

>>1890621
>zyw0.60 castrated himself on stage for this

>>1890621
thank god

>>1890648
Thanks to amazing posts such as these >>1890544
>>1890547
>>1890548

Why is he streaming to so few people

is he washed

>Germans forced to support mouz because they have two jews
>Doesn't help, Russians win anyway

>>1890655
its the same guy spamming is thread,
its the resident vita fan, just mad that donk is the real goat

Reminder that Russia is the HIV capital of the world. There is like 90% chance Spirit guys have anal sex with each other between practice sessions

There is nothing more cucked than cheering for the team that defeated you

classic frenchies

>>1890662
let the ohne viewer stay in his own containment thread, that's the ideal solution really

>>1890673
magixx is pure.

>>1890682
pure tranny

>THE CATHEDRAL OF CS
>the greatest player ever solo entry clutches aces
>crickets

WHY IS SPIRIT SO BORING AND DOESNT WANT TOI ENTERTAIN THESE INGRADES??

absolute state of the racist western cs scene

>sh0ro

sh0r0 may have just cost them the map, torzi had already missed the shot nothing was stopping him from changing position instead of stepping back into it

>>1890682
is zweihh an upgrade over magixx?
i haven't been watching much pro cs lately

>>1890708
No. He's still a fat retard, but not a charming one.

TRUTH

>>1890673
That's just how the top teams build chemistry.

xertion is afk imagine getting killed by choppa

niko fucking owned this fraud

ok guys just go to the other thread

>>1890757
i am in both >:^)

Mouz ruined a good Vitality vs Spirit final, you know zywoo would never underperform twice in a row

>>1890804
Gooning while Spirit is anal fucking Mouz

>>1890735
zont1x fucking whiffed so hard there i remember it, insta dinked b1t and then you can literally see the tracers go around b1t's pov after

dang no overpass cuz 3-0 rape
flyquest raping 2-0 too

>>1890804
WHAT THE FUCK????

LMAO both Yanko and Moses are SO PASSIVE AGRESSIVE towards pimp.

Dis kraut so stupid oh no no no

>>1890804
getting to dominate and fuck sjokz must be nice, but her teasing you until you get blueballs and then drugging you and tying you to something just so you cant move or do anything while she rapes your mouth, and tiny pencil dick until you no longer can stay awake, that must be really nice

>>1891037
haha you are so silly anon, nobody would want that haha

vita fans cheering for mouz gotta be the most pathetic thing ever

What's Kyousuke thinking right now?

>>1891321
nothing much, he wanted to be the man of the house and still does

>>1891321
>damn this whore done vacuum sucked my soul out through my nuts

>>1891321
wrapping his DSL around niko’s cock

this is one of the biggest chokes ever
i'm honestly shocked, you beat Vitality (no matter how bad they were yesterday) and then play like this, unbelievable. that 4v2 throw on nuke, christ.
even donk said in the interview that they already won the final in their mind yesterday.

the mp9 will still be used, and it will face a nerf in the future, possibly killing it forever as a gun. i don't want this to be because it's so much better than using a famas. but when it does get nerfed:

what do you guys think about preparing to switch to the xm1014? it sounds crazy but the body ttk is 350ms up to 22 meters (famas is 360ms) and it is surprisingly easy to headshot with, and it gives $900 kill reward. the spread is also the same every single shot, so there's no chance of randomness.

>>1892267
edit: famas actually drops off to 450ms after 15.24 meters

>>1892267
we inna other thread til we hit image cap
and xm gives $600 kill reward

>>1892271
this is the real thread

i caught up to iem cologne 2025 and the grand final was a wet fart, AGAIN
when was the last tournament with an exciting grand final?