Thread 1890474

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>>1887275

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>>1890490
The other is some retard making double threads early on because he didn't like the discussion in the old one. This is the real thread.

my moussies :)

>>1890494
Basado

I'm feeling a 3-1 for MOUZ

is this the thread?

Are they making the teams walk out at the same time to avoid boos?

make the mouz dead, spirit

>>1890501
who even knows /vm/ mods are so shit they should've deleted the other thread when it was made

>>1890501
Seems so

>>1890505
has this board even mods compared to /v/ and /vg/?

The GOAT of CS.

https://xcancel.com/nettiknz/status/1952019256058749409
>hopefully we play soon
oof

great now we got two threads

>>1890517
Must suck having to wait for hours to play a final. Hope they can stay focused.

MOUZ NIGGAS WW@????

No individual team walkouts, no pre game interview on stage. Why is ESL so afraid of Spirit getting booed out?

CAHM ON SPIRIT TAKE IT 'OME

>>1890531
they did it vs navi so doubt that's it

How does MOUZ fuck that round up? Nerves?

ohne said winning the pistol means nothing if you lose the follow up

ohne just said heil hitler

>>1890544
/ourguy/ with the hard hitting analysis. Maui may be out of a job soon if ohne keeps this up.

>>1890544
>>1890547
naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>1889330

guys this is the thread, it was first.

>>1890527
present
was going out to get kino snacks. what did i miss?

>>1890551
fuck off, you posted it too early

>>1890551
you seem scared
is it because this one is near the same amount of posts as yours?

>>1890551
it was made at 50 images or some shit
kys

>>1890551
Making a thread 100 images early because you didn't like the old one doesn't count Ivan. Stay in your containment thread if you like.

>let's go mouz go let's go
thats the worst chant i've ever heard

>>1890562
they say mousesports though

>>1890562
mousesports, retard
it's still not good though

>>1890562
Esports just doesn't have good chants. I doubt we'll ever get to the point where we get actually good ones like in football.

>>1890567
football chants are fucking retarded though
>YOUR MUM IS A CUNT MUSHIE PEAS LAD OI!
just shut the fuck up

brollanbros...

holy shit shiro you chipmunk fuck

I"VE SEEN ENOUGH. SHIRO MVP

>>1890572
actual pure stat padding play

Spinx is still downloading

>>1890569
What's a good chant then?

...spiri !.....spiri !.....spiri !

>>1890583
silence is golden

>>1890583
NIGGA HEIL HITLER

wtf where's vitality aren't they supposed to be defending their trophy?
where's falcons?
I haven't watch any of the games until now

>>1890588
>wtf where's vitality aren't they supposed to be defending their trophy?
ZywOo dropped a stinker yesterday
>where's falcons?
The usual place when there's a final. Watching from home.

can torzi still win mvp?

>the other thread is nothing but ziggers and burgers
keep both threads up, mods

was that 4k or ace?

CHOPPER BROSSSSSSSSS

.

fuck off this is rigged

wtf is mouz coach doing? is hally just THAT good?

CT sided :)

Jimphat needs to get rid of his post goon haze asap!

is anyone a fan of mouz?
it feels more like they just don't like spirit, and are cheering for an underdog

looks like vitality was just shit yesterday

shiro is really ugly like a fat baby face but with neckbeard stubble and discolored skin

>>1890610
>is anyone a fan of mouz?
Not really a fan but their a pretty vanilla team and generally likable. It's easy to cheer for them when your team is out of the tournament.

sp0nxie...

>>1890612
and still he has a cute girlfriend and you're a loser

Bros I was told Mouz-Spirit games were close

>>1890616
he's not gonna fuck you bro

>>1890610
i am
and they're not an underdog lmao

saars... this one is getting away from us

>>1890618
chill it's spirit's pick

>>1890610
lots of people hate them because they're full of israelis, but when it's Israel vs Russia i guess the crowd rather not cheer for the full Russian squad.

>>1890620
i think i'm just too antisemitic to cheer for jews
i prefer the autists on spirit

>>1890623
it's not

>>1890610
>>1890613
>>1890620
>>1890624
Mousesports is from Germany.

>>1890624
maybe that but also teams without star players just aren't that popular

fraudulent if spirit wins because they didnt beat vit

>>1890632
What's the point you're trying to make?

Hello officer, I'd like to report a rape

>>1890639
They're playing in Germany right now. It's not unthinkable fans from Germany are more likely to root for the team from Germany.

>>1890636
even vp academy would've beat vitality yesterday

>>1889330
>>1889330
>>1889330
guys this is the real thread


you guys spam this thinking we wont notice that you only have 6 people spamming this thread

you can tell bottom right you absolute new fags

100% support for mouz saaaars

spirit are gonna win this in three maps
and donk is gonna say "i don't care"
zont1x is gonna say "i didn't feel any pressure"
magixx is gonna kill himself on stage

>>1890644
>thread surpassed in posts
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

sending virtual girls to help jimi

>>1890624
but they have a token ukrianian on spirit

they just waited 30 seconds to plant for some reason

>>1890644
fuck off

we've had 3 10:2 maps in a row?

>>1890644
you're so pathetic, holy fuck

>>1890642
Yeah most of the guys in the arena probably defaulted to cheering for MOUZ but they're not actual MOUZ fans.

Map is already over. One good Donk entry or even some hero AK play and Mouz is broken.

>>1890649
gooning to jimi

>>1890644
fuck off fag
TZD

https://x.com/FlyQuestCS/status/1952027128192790756
6 hour delay btw

>>1890671
lmao

>>1890671
he chillin

So mouz obviously not in good shape judging from how they kept missing window smoke as T side
I’m not expecting game 5 but please get to game 4 at least mouz

literal superhero

donk cheats so hard it's disgusting

>>1890668
And there we have it lmao

>donk gets kills
>win the round
epic

donked

how'd mouz throw that round

fucking donk man

>>1890690
>>1890688

zont1x can fly to shanghai and fuck chinese 10s
jimi can only goon to chinese porn

shito

shito

>battle of the two Chad clay-taking countries not cucked out of war
Russia beat Israel bros.
Russia beat the Ukraine
Europe lost
Globohomo lost

>>1890695
Jimi goons for the love of the game

>>1890699
can you stop spamming this bait shit every thread?

crowd going nuts

>>1890704
crowd goes mild

>>1890705
glad we have deaf people itt
people of all walks of life

Jimiiiii...

>saving
LMAOOOO

>>1890474 (OP)
Saving in 7-11 lmao

>>1890711
They had no time

How do teams manage to pull off these B apps entries in pro play?
You would think holding such a narrow corridor with infinite angles going in would be piss easy

>>1890711
Realistically the right choice

>>1890699
2 israelis are bot
Copper is also bot

why torzshit not cheating today? anticheat on?

miss me yet?

>>1890722
i meant to type xertion but you get the idea

>ohne malding at Mouz so much he's losing his voice
kekw

>>1890724
lol no

>>1890724
when is he playing?

https://x.com/nikocs_/status/1952030260897120445
Our guy niko just BTFO austincs

>>1890724
it feels like torzi is more of an igl than brollan
torzi talks so much

Goonphat better lock in for map 2

SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE

>>1890731
austic cs needs to stop talking like a faggot, his voice irritates me so much, why does a fat guy like him not have a deep voice

>>1890737
he is low t and high e

>>1890670
Total Zionist Death
Mouzzissies in shambles

>>1890731
Imagine your only w is btfoing random youtubers instead of winning tournaments

>>1890733
quick goon sesh between maps

I'm starting to think mouz got exceptionally lucky yesterday with vitality with everyone other than ropz not showing up rather than mouz playing really well.

losing two maps for a 3-2 win tactic

>>1890731
austin is playing in tier 4 and calling everyone trash
he's like steel but was never actually good

>>1890731
kek

im gonna take a nap wake me when ancient starts

>>1890747
oh no no no no

>>1890731
so austin is mad that a half buy round isn't playing normal cs and is playing strange cs that has a chance at winning since it's more random?
also dont understand the hate for "donk go kill", if you have the best player why not do that?

>>1890747
KEK

>>1890731
low effort sloptubers should be called out more often

>>1890731
unsubbing right now

>>1890731
based niko
when people who frame themselves as working solely on facts and analytics miss simple things just to clown on players they deserve to be humiliated

>>1890752
>if you have the best player why not do that?
You can do that, the criticism has always been that that's Spirit's only trick.

>>1890755
jL died to do this full time

>>1890731
>if zontix wins 1v1
wow chopper mastermind so skilled
>if zontix loses 1v1
wow chopper so awful kill yourself

Freya looks out of her depth, she doesn't understand CS, she's just a pair of tits, teeth and ass.

the 3 trannies in the other thread finally gave up lol

>>1890764
And thats fine.

cheeky

>>1890764
she's a pair of teeth, she lacks everything else

>>1890764
she isn't an analyst

>>1890731
It's fucking rare for pros to actively reply to the analysis of bums on twitter if not responding to any analysis at all.
The fact it's Niko taking the defense of chopper is surprising, he really is a good guy but giga unlucky and kinda retarded.

what's more likely?
s1mple wins another major or we see maniac return to the desk?

>>1890731
based goat rifler and future goat igl dabbing on xitter-cucknalists
>>1890740
>>1890747
please laugh reddit, we did the funny chungus

>>1890764
She's a host. She just needs to look good, steer the conversation and transition between topics when necessary.

>>1890747
this would be funny if niko threw and not his cumrag

>>1890773
maniac returning to the desk with 2 female co-hosts

the NA game is going to start before the mongolia game
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384118/nrg-vs-m80-ace-na-masters-2025-season-2-blast-premier-rising-event
7 hr delay now

>>1890764
This is what women in general are

>>1890772
>he really is a good guy but giga unlucky and kinda retarded
that's just an average balkanoid
t. balkanoid

spirit won of chopper lifegame
just sad

>>1890784
no bitches?

>>1890785
i dont get it

spinx wtf

lets go mouzsports lets go...

*clap clap clapclapclap*

It's so over I hope my food arrives before map 3 is done

>cheering for a home org
>....that doesnt have any germs
huh

why wait 1 minute to plant? literally what the fuck?

my moussies:(

it's gonna be a reverse sweep for mouz
t. knower

>>1890795
What'd you get?

>>1890797
>cheering for zigger org
>with one good player
huh?

holy shit game is live after ~7 hrs 10 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGpAZQArzc8

>>1890802
Mcdolen's

>>1890806
It's too late we all went to the IEM streams
>>1890808
Nice

jimbo...

BOT

>>1890806
asians going to rape them since they aren't the type to cry about this kind of stuff meanwhile flyquest is going to go straight on twitter to say how they dont care anymore

>>1890806
what a shitshow. players must be tired and annoyed as fuck.

>>1890815
>players must be tired and annoyed as fuck
that was their plan, those bastards

I’m certain that if you put Falcons against either team in the finals rn, Falcons would win

out fucking called

>>1890821
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>1890821
Falcons could win everything and still manage to outchoke yesterday's vitality

How did donk get the facial scar?

crowd cheating

oops wrong thread

>>1890830
hnnnnng

>>1890827
renommierschmiss

>cathedral of cs
this crowd was fucking horrible so far

yeah, this isn't going to be close
mouz have already collapsed mentally

how is that flyquest game still not started, it was scheduled like 8 hours ago and they're in the server waiting
>>1890474 (OP)
>>1890491
dumb fuck

>>1890839
sneed

>>1890835
Nah, the crowd was so based they had to mute it

>>1890835
nhh

>>1890731
I mean he ain't btfoing anyone on the server, thank god for twitter so he has some kind of outlet

goatlan had enough

How do you enjoy watching games like this? Why not just play the game yourself? Are you imagining that you're the one playing?

>>1890847
no we watch games instead of playing them because we're cucks

>>1890847
ask humanity why they like watching sports

>>1890847
I'm a white man so i gamble on these and let the brownies play.

>1890847
dumbfuck
>>1890838
doesnt look like it

>wife on a company woman's retreat to Jamaica
>just phoned me saying her team needs more time to close a deal and she has to stay until Monday
>she's upset but has to do what she has to do
>ohhh babe damn that sucks I love you hope you do your best hahahaa (I'm actually super fucking stoked to kill this fridge full of beers and smoke some joints watching CS for the next 4 days)
>gonna have the lads over for the semis and the final
This weekend's shaping up to be amazing brehs

Sp1nx has downloaded

>>1890847
why are you even here? lol

>>1890847
I don’t enjoy playing it anymore but I love watching

dogshito

>>1890847
Because I'm old as fuck with shitty aim and awful reaction time

>>1890847
i'm level 10 and solo queue is torture and i have only one cs friend so i can't play open

mouz locked in, it's over for spiritsissies

zisters... first our thread and now our team?

insane luck from mouz rn
just smoke kills and running through smoke and always winning with it

>>1890722
.

goatsi

>shiro 10 adr
such a massive choker

>>1890865
already coping?

>>1890870
they don't call him sh1r0 for nothing

>>1890853
Based ladsweekendposter

sh0ro really got stuck with the ceiling in his retard jumps and died before rushing with tec9

>>1890853
average spirit fan

>[SHOCKING NEWS]
>TEAM STAKE ANNOUNCE 6 MILLION DOLLAR DONK TRANSFER
>When asked for comment, captain apEX said "I fucking hate kikes, #SaveGaza"

>spirit tech timeout
ok mouzbros, that's a wrap

>>1890847
CS is an absolute pain in the ass to play at any level of skill, as is most team games for that matter.
Do you think most people who watch football actively play it as well?

Ohhhhhh yeah!

ZWEIGHT GODS

kratos gigachad

>tech timeout
>win the next round
name a more predictable pattern

>>1890847
I haven't played cs in 12 years.

shiro needs to be fired after this
just get someone from the crowd instead

oh no no no sp0r0t bros i thought this owuld be easy

Brollan and xertion are just straight up rage heating like vs vita xd

was that a fucked up black sun

>>1890891
save the cope for the post-game

>>1890891
mossad made mistype, they are CHEATING

>ak for donk
gg

5 pdfs on my team
t.donk
blyat

Globohomo riggingac it back

3-0

flyquest just raped their way through map 1

>>1890910
who?

>>1890912
flyquest

Donk donking these mice down, I love it

get DONKED globohomo

>>1890913
who?

I just sacrificed my foreskin for this. Don't let me down MOUZ...

>>1890917
flyquest

>>1890918
no refunds

GODONK

RAPED

had to fight the aim lock

jew bros...

it's so fucking over

we are so back

THIS
IS
ABSOLUTELYT
FUCKING
NUTS

GLOBOHOMO
AND
HOHOLS
AND
JEWS
ARE
GETTING
DONKED
UP
THE
ASS

DOUBTERS?

scripted fixed so fucking boring im off

i went to play another game while mouz was gaping them wtf

>>1890527
I woke up late but I'm always here.

>>1890863
nafosisters, did we get too cocky?

>'gog so butthurt they wouldn't use the donkthread
>he rapes on final
get
fucking
OWNED

YOU
FILTHY
GLOBOHOMO
CUNTS

hahahahaha Z

BUCK BROKEN

chill
it's 3-2 to mouz

Donk is the lone soldier against globohomo in esports....

zywoo could never

Teams which suck so fucking bad in finals should be banned from making it out of semis in next tournament

jews and globohomo BTFO

>>1890939
this but unironically

I thought anal sex belongs to Pornhub instead of Twitch

SPIRIT LUCKIEST TEAM?

this is antisemitic

Falcons would nodiff these bums it's not even funny

>>1890926
>>1890929
seriously, what was that. 9 out of 10 cheating webms are completely retarded, but this makes no sense

pls spirit and falcons domination for the rest of the year for the maximum butthurt

>>1890610
I actually like Mouz. Brollan is the GOAT fragging IGL. Torzsi has improved from #10 awp to #4. Xertion and Spinx are great riflers. And goonphat is my spiritual king. Mouz as an org is the antithesis of failcl0wns. They spend as little money as possible to cultivate talent that they either use themselves or sell to other teams for profit. Their coach Sycrone and assistant coach Xyp9x are GOATED in the strats and anti-strats they prepare for them. They're the team with the most real aura. I also enjoy their mentality and resilience, they're the one team you can always count on to stage a comeback no matter how dire the straits.

donk goated

is mouz cursed to be eternally number 2?
they are, both practically and aesthetically losers, they are born losers, sure number 3.. 4...5 are lower than number 2, but nothing hurts more than to be always be second to greatness, mouz getting to finals only to get buckbroken doesnt happen for a reason

Surely Spirit can't win on Nuke

>>1890956
as a donk hater
it was just a celebratory spray, like techno or whoever it was in shanghai that someone went full retard over

>>1890956
notice that they also never showed the replay from 1st person

>>1890959
here's the shito t-side
how the fuck do you get 0.39 with only 19 adr?

>this kid fucks mouz
>zywoo cant even get double digit kills

>nuke next
okay spirit literally can't win this one

is JL streaming this? clip his reaction please

GOOOOOIDA

>>1890971
with mouz's mental state being in the dirt, i feel like it's a quick 3-0
they've had such great resilience lately but realistically everyone knows it's over when you're down 2-0 in a bo5

>>1890973
just find it urself on his twitch vod

>everyone i hate getting donked
i am dreaming?

Kyuosuke also had blatant aimlock at the end of 1v1 spray in the first Nuke games Lolcons had.

Who misses the 1.6 Era with teams like mtw and SK?

>>1890960
nigga it aint over simmer down

lmao @ ynk and moses banging up on pimp with that passive aggressiveness.

>>1890983
we're not literal boomers so no

>>1890983
1.6 will always be the better game

somehow mouz can win

Spirit's gonna shart hard on Nuke ngl

>>1890962
>>1890971
>>1890992
So you're saying it will ho 3-0?

>>1890983
I barely remember a thing from that time, I was too focused on playing the game myself, only thing I remember about mtw was ave's deagle clutch on tuscan and zonic's ak ace on dust2, other than that I liked trace

>>1890990
nah

can donk still lose the mvp if they got 2-3?

>>1890998
Probably not.

>>1890983
ew, are you 40?

Well, /magog/, how?

>>1890964
aren't demos available for all these games?

>>1890998
nope, it's locked in even if he drops 3 mega-stinkers in 5 maps

>mac is a mouzer
based

pro tip: go mouz now before odds go down

>>1891006
because zywoo is a fraud

>>1891006
ZywOo and flameZ collapse

>>1891013
do you mean the guy who had the mouz symbol on his chest? who is that? i can only remember seeing him in the ad for esl melborune.

>>1891020
caster

based lucky smoke kill

>>1891006
Zywoo catching the s0mple virus
FlameZ doing the needful for his countrymen

>kill2
>let them reposition and push trophy
...

this fatty zweih didnt start team cs until 2023 now he's about to win cologne that's crazy

>>1890990
Someone has to get backstage and steal the pillow, it's our best chance

>he just doesn't see smoke
WHAT did he mean by this

>>1891027
mid 2024 was when he joined nemiga which was his first real team.
donk said that he only had like 2k elo on faceit in 2023

How high Kyousuke ranks on the KWAB scale if Spirit wins this major?

>>1891032
right after Niko

pajeets rly thought this wouldn't just be another mouz disappearing act
lmaoing @ ur life

>>1891029
I would unlock all her cores

indians lost
jews lost
amerigolems lost
wessis lost
globohomo lost

ossis won
slavs won
Russians won

NO FUCKING WAY HAHAHAHAHAHA

lol they are so bad

mouz's confidence is completely gone

WHY DOESNT VAC WORK THEYRE FUCKING WALLING

>>1891038
>ossis won
what's that

Jesus Christ 2v4

זה נגמר

boring final mouz sucks

>>1891045
the white uncucked germans who vote afd

SH0R0????

Why is Ohne so popular?

Mouz are just aiming like silvers today

>>1891038
anericans root for spirit retard

Team "Fuck Kikes" Spirit

I can't believe Vitality lost to this
They would've easily had this drag out to 5 games

>>1891053
literally only english cs streamer

oy vey this is another holocaust

>>1891053
fat dancing skincel jester

why ohne is rooting for spirit?

it's rape

Why did Mouz sell the game? Jewish lobby?

niggas is losing to chopper now, good lord it's BEEN over

>no overpass
>not a single overtime
i prefer spirit to win but this still makes me sad

>>1891054
rare picture of donk

mouz collapsing faster than israel's campaign to have the world ignore palestine

Why do pajeets support mouz?

>>1891064
finns are jewish?
I was don't know this infos

>>1891061
more kato 14 stickers on their guns

bye bye jews

is really sad that spirit will win. but at least i can get the satisfaction of MOUZ getting eliminated with a humiliating score of 0-3 in their own homeland.

Chopper aka The only fraggin IGL in Tier 1 LOL

>Would've been working in a coalmine for pennies in siberia if not for donk
>Instead the best player just accidentally happens to land right in their laps carrying their bald retarded fat asses to dozens of trophies, undeservedly earning them millions of dollars

How is this fucking fair? Why would a just god allow this to happen?

>>1891069
bioleninism

Snap Vitality's record streak only to get blown out by Spirit in the finals

>>1891077 (Checked)
>Why would a just god allow this to happen?
because it's funny

Why does le funny gooner guy not get some fucking kills?
Useless pasty porky fat fuck

>>1891077
Just like apEX and ZywOo

>>1891077
the streets know magixx won them shanghai

jesus

>>1891077
they made it to major finals once i think but yes, they were kind of barely top 20

>>1891080
This desu.

mouz is literally rage cheating, getting mutliple hand in kife kills on donk
and walls bangs and smoke kills xd

>>1891077
And GuardiaN had to lose his major in the worst possible way because he had NiKo as his star rifler. I fucking hate this timeline.

>>1891089
>coping when you're not even losing
c'mon now

spirit is not going to win a single t-side on nuke

i think mouz won all pistols on all 3 maps so far yet they shit the bed hard in the end anyway
amazing

Nice toggle you fucking piece of zionist scum

what roles do zontix and zweih have

>>1891092
im not a spirit fan you kike
its so obvious that this cunts are cheating
even apex implied it

>Mouz wins nuke because Spirits T side might as well be a T3 team playing
>lose Overpass because they are dogshit at it
its all so tiresome

>>1891097
>even apex implied it
explain

jews counter toggling

Come on you mousey bastards take us to OP at least

>>1891098
niko debunked this actually

>Vita crowd cheering for Spirit
Maybe you are not that bad after all...

how much of a black hearted bastard do you have to be to root against based sovl spirit?

Both Torszi and Jimmy had the first shot on Spirit and completely whiffed their sprays

>>1891111
they're just really off right now

HAHAHAHAHAH

>>1891093
KEK

One of the worst Cologne in a while. Thanks MOUZ, thanks Vitality and thanks Spirit.

>>1891096
Donk's weapon droppers

mouzbros.......................................

>top rated player at a major, katowice, and now cologne
W script, the writers keep outdoing themselves

Wack ass playoffs baka desu senpai

AXAXAXAXAXAXAXA CHOPPA

jimi is so shit when it matters

chopper not being shit is cool i guess

This finals is entirely free

5 players run somewhere with keyboard... wow enemy is in front of them... wow he kills one of them with mouse button... they kill him and start running again... wow they kill another guy and he kills one of them again... they are on site now and plant the bomb... one enemy gets a kill again... he gets killed back... and last 2 enemies go save and wait somewhere for 30 seconds before next round starts...
this is what you guys like?

>>1891096
Donk's Maids

Mouz gave so much effort towards just beating Vitality they forgot they were playing in a tournament as well.
Actually didn't Torzi said he didn't care if he'd lose today?

Chopper remembered how to aim for one series.

Just how shit was magikx

>bet against the ruskies
I'm so retarded man

>>1891127
he said the complete opposite

>round by round guys lets go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p30K6x5jU54

>>1891130
about as shit as jimpphat

botality lost to THIS??

zweih :D

>>1891127
>Actually didn't Torzi said he didn't care if he'd lose today?
no, he said the win vs vitality didn't matter if they lost today

This was really bad

TOTAL
KIKE
DEATH

magixx would hold shift and die to a horrible peak

Zweih heist of the century lmao

3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED MOUZ SHITTERS

GOOOIDA!!

GG no RE

don't cry again torzi

CHOPPERGODS????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jeet faggot btfo

>>1891141
well
lol
lmao even

Zweih rookie of the year
Donk top 1

Boring

well that was fast
shit, vitality died for this

>donk total rating 0.01 less than simples best
S1 STILL GOAT
S1 STILL GOAT
S1 STILL GOAT
S1 STILL GOAT
S1 STILL GOAT

>Highest rated major MVP
>Highest rated kato MVP
>Highest rated cologne MVP
He is the statistical GOAT

no overpass :(

>Zweih gets the last kill
Like a cherry on top of a cake

>was excited to watch cs all evening before bed
>3-0 speedrun
Fuck you mousehacks

>never win anything with fat girl faggot
>kick xher
>win the first tournament
lol
lmao even

>kikes scam their way into finals
>get utterly humiliated on the world stage
You love to see it

>1.50
1.50
>1.50
1.50
>1.50
1.50
>1.50
1.50
>1.50
1.50
>1.50
1.50
>1.50
1.50
>1.50
1.50
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>1891133
it's just /magog/ being as retarded as ever

ANIME WON

GOIDAAAAAA

donk is crying

Wins Championship. Can't lift the trophy.
Like clockwork.

>>1891163
s1mple had 1.51
but that was 2.0, probably would've been lower than 1.50 on 2.1

jews lost
jeets lost
we won

>fat bald fraud low iq chopper wins another tournament
How do you cope with this magog?

the flyquest huns best of 3 game that was meant to start 9 hours ago is still going.

the best of 5 final that was meant to start 6 hours after it is has already finished

I see mouz was also bought by stake.

>>1891171
>0.01 below s1mple
NOOOO HLTV FIX IT THE HECKING STORYLINE

>>1891188
ya gonna seethe when its 2.01 in rating 3.0

I woke up. What the fuck happened? Mouz v Spirit are usually close.

>no donk no hally no zontix interview
sjokz is so fucking shit

Wtf needs to be done to fix mouze???

>>1891111
>>1891112
server side anti-aim

>>1891192
Post-magixx spirit is unstoppable. 5 animeGODS dominating the server

>>1891179
i didnt even know what his rating was I was just baiting lol. He's atleast the CS2 GOAT tho

what is h0 ?

>>1891202
ruski probs

>he drew a heart
Fuck the chinese girl edits will increase.

>donk crying

awwwwwwwwwwwww <3

>donk
literally me when i come out of barely winning a 160 adr pug with 4 retards

The silence speaks volumes

>>1891204
obviously but what is it? "you"?

flyquest won another lan

damn, I actually got emotional seeing him cry, not even a fan or a fag

>>1891202
he loves hoes

>donk crying
what a fag
mouz would never

>Donk breaks down crying
damn bro....

>Mental midgets stuck in 2nd place
kek

I am formally removing SH1RO off fraud watch

>>1891212
>not even a fan or a fag
I'm both but I didn't cry at all

Reports are coming in that Boris "magixx" Vorobyev has killed herself.

>>1891216
noooooo hes a 0 emotion cringe faggot kid thats what the west wnats me to believe

>>1891215
>mouz would never
He's stealing torzsi's moves.

>>1891215
>mouz would never
win? yea

imagine if spirit got kyousuke
it would've been decade long era

>>1891221
He's not gonna fuck you bro, or maybe he is he is faggot after all

so this is not hltv mvp?

This one doesn't count obviously. All competition got eliminated early (mouz didn't win because they didn't care).

>>1891215
how would you know
don't think an epl in front of 12 people inspires much emotion

>>1891232
>already pulling out the "they didn't care/try at all bro" card
lol

>Mouz win was an undeserved fluke
>Real finals was Navi vs Spirit
most interesting

Congratulations on Sp0r0t's Cologne 2025* Win
*Not played on the latest patch

>>1891232
Obviously fluke cologne since they didn't face Vitality

this was literally the only chance at a real trophy mouz is gonna have this year unless vitality drops off massively
sure, they COULD take epl or one of whomegalul blast events no one cares about but this was it

Just seeing the Donk highlights I can't help but feel like he's even ahead of Zywoo

kiosk you fuckin nigger what the fuck have you done

>>1891096
balls and shaft respectively

>>1891226
personally I'm glad he joined Falcons just to help them job again

>>1891243
in pure skill sure but not by hltv does it

>>1891243
breh who thinks otherwise lol zywoo is massively carried by awp

>>1891246
never any doubt that goatks would secure his blast london invite
we WILL be watching on august 27th

>>1891243
Was there any doubt?

>Yanko fistbumped Donk
Real recognize Real

cologne major confirmed

>Cologne Major
based

ok and

>faze shirt with german flag
when was the last time they had a german player lol?

>>1891241
east euro still raping the cs scene

kek no one cares

this crowd hahaha

>opportunity for spirit to win another major in front of cologne crowd
hnnnggggg

i like all the people rushing to twitter to tell us how good donk is. like we can't possibly tell. i blocked thorin because of it.

>>1891259
you can get any flag on the jersey when you order it

>>1891264
>i blocked thorin because of it.
seething

>>1891264
>i blocked thorin because of it.
Ayo unblock me nigga WTF???

https://x.com/JakeSucky/status/1952071187393355793
wow what a complete faggot

>>1891269
i hate faggots that do this

>>1891269
lol I don't blame him
what a terrible performance from Mouz

JEWS LOST

>>1891243
obviously. donk basically is team spirit, his 3 worst performances in a map his team still won were 1.04, 1.10, and 1.12
zywoo has 5 below 1.00

>>1891274
i blame him
does he think he's so good that he's not worthy of second place? donk carrying and losing would be understandable but not fucking spinx

why was navi closer to win vs spirit?

Just a reminder that they won because of this one ace.
https://www.twitch.tv/eslcs/clip/AbnegatePunchyIcecreamSwiftRage-OT8vdchclR-2d11B?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time
Eyes on the score and their money.
They went from 9-7 to 9-12 and almost dropped this shit when it got to 11-12 leaving them with tecs and deagles. Navi were initially ahead 7-1.
Lil nigga literally had to work overtime to drag these retards over finish line.

>>1891269
based

>>1891269
>this nigga wouldn't remove the humiliation ritual 2nd place medal from his neck

>>1891279
The insane thing is that donk had ace there. Donk literally 2k entried and planted himself and his team still tries to throw.

>>1891277
no one wants to be 2nd in a grand final
you're there to win

>>1891269
based mentality
second place is first loser. don't try to mask the pain or celebrate it

what happened to the people saying donk was gong to be fraud and shit at kato 2024?

>>1891284
This would've been a very different series if IM had hit donk once.

we miss siuhy

>>1891253
>>1891254
kinda gay honestly
if you make cologne a major you're losing 1x non-major cologne or non-cologne major, if you think about it

That's it, he's the GOAT

>>1891243
yep, he's insane. Could even be no1 this year with Cologne win, unless Vitality wins the second major as well.

kick teses and my boys falcons can start to win

>>1891292
>we

>>1891290
donk got lucky niko and m0nesy played like absolute shit. this would've been the first cologne for kyousuke

>Falcons not at the Blast Bounty Fall
shiet that sucks man
I wanna see Niko and co. lose again lol

Hot take: NAVI is better than MOUZ

>>1891303
we'll see them in 3 weeks at ewc

>>1891298
falseflag

>>1891294
>tfw you realize you're locked by contract till 2045 and have to suffer with this nigger bot team for another 20 years

>>1891304
No, respectfully.

>>1891294
as a hater, i respect him a lot more for (at least temporarily) dropping the "idk, idc" act

>>1891302
>this would've been the first cologne for kyousuke
yeah it would've been if he was on spirit lol
>>1891306
>they lose in front of their owners
even funnier

sh1ro actually choked in another grand final lmao but donkey showed up to make up for it

>>1891298
BRO JUST ONE MORE SUPERSTAR PLEASE I SWEAR WE WILL WIN THEN

BRO HELLO?

>>1891264
thorin vs /magog/ video incoming

>>1891304
need to see more maps from the albanian first. I don't think they can become top tier again with aleksi in this form and w0nderful

>>1891259
>when was the last time they had a german player lol?
Never

>>1891259
>>1891317
karrigan is a jerm

>>1891266
You sure showed him dawg

donk on navi would be fucking nuts. hally is a fraud

>>1891313
poor brollan, wtf

>>1891320
spirit ain't letting their golden goose go
donk will be on spirit for life

>>1891318
True, but only half

>>1891089
brollan was straight up toggling for info in round 4. first he toggled for sh1ro and then for donk, shit was so blatant its insane how casters don't say anything. i don't know how to clip but you can check it up for yourself.

>>1891322
brollan was god mode on ct ancient

>>1891324
Yeah I know
>>1891294
>>1891308

Boots on the ground
I repeat
Boots on the ground

>>1891325
maybe the back has a danedog flag patch

>>1891269
seethin jew lol

>>1891320
donk on any team would be nuts. taz could coach donk and win tournaments

>>1891326
based retard

when is donk gonna get washed?

>>1891338
He is already. Just compare him to his kato24 days.

>>1891338
bathing with donk's frail little body........

>>1891313
usually torzsi and xertion take turns choking but i guess they couldn't decide whose turn it was this time

>>1891330
Mr. Beast phenotype on the left. He's got the dead eyes.

>>1891308
>>1891320
>>1891335
why doesn't donk simply wait until his contract runs out, not re-sign and then join navi/vitality? is he stupid?

>>1891340
u shopped this shit ain't no way

Sh1ro almost killed donk while lifting Shanghai Major trophy and now this lol

>>1891340
If only our sir was this based

https://x.com/HLTVawards/status/1944090680176902614
lol zypoo fans where u at

>>1891352
zywoo is still gonna get #1 because of getting carried by team

>why doesn't donk simply wait until his contract runs out, not re-sign and then join navi/vitality? is he stupid?
some ppl got souls and sovl

>>1891348
Realistically he can't join navi because of the war. I think half the navis roster would be different otherwise.

Don't wanna hear anymore of that "boring scene vit wins everything" anymore

>>1891355
no war and we would still have s1 and electronic owning the scene

By the way, yesterday ropz did even more for vitality than donk did for spirit but their opposition wasn't as chokey as navi was.
Ropz was also carrying 4 niggers but they were too braindead yesterday.

>>1891356
But it was true for 5 months or so

>>1891353
depends how the rest of the year goes

well mouz completely shat the bed.
what was that?

>>1891359
no he didn't
he had a few insane rounds sure but overall less impact

lowkey seems like cologne meant more to him than the major
"childhood trophy"

>>1891365
cologne trophy looks much better than major trophy

>>1891364
>he had a few insane rounds
Yeah on mirage, same as donk. He had an ace and at least a 4k. Nah, he did even MORE or at least on par with donk, the difference was that he was doing it ALONE. Usually you have more than one person performing on vitality. So if zywoo is shitting the bed then there are ropz and mezii to back him up etc.
What happened yesterday was literally what happens to spirit when donk is the only one playing. Ropz just tasted that.

>>1891368
donk 100 adr ropz 83 adr

>>1891359
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>1891370
More saves less exit frags probably. I'm talking rounds that count. Talking impact. He was the only one putting in work. Donk was at the very least backed by shiro. If zywoo performed as usual without going overdrive they'd have won easily.

>>1891367
yes but regardless of prestige, none of the current grew up thinking "oo, i wish i win a trophy in china"
cologne has been a staple of cs for over a decade. he probably watched his idols winning there before even fully understanding competitive cs

>>1891372
TRUE GOAT

FUCK S1S1
FUCK FAGWOO

that 2v4 retake was so insane
would've been insanely hype if the game was closer

>>1891372
picture of the year, ngl (so far)
niko's 3v5 face is a close second

>whole team carried by 1 dude, totally at his whim if he decides to leave for a more equitable situation, ruining their one competent national lineup
I know we're all celebrating and enjoying the afterglow of the trophy ceremony but is this sustainable?

>>1891378
so far nothing has topped this for me, kek

chopper not being a bot made the difference unironically

>>1891379
Short hair surprisingly fits him

>>1891382
He won so many duels today it's actually insane, not what you normally see at all

spirit btfo'ing vitality 3-0 would've been twice as goated

>>1891381
niko unmatched aura, even while losing
true goat

he won the mvp

you do copy donk's config right anon

>>1891387
KWAB

>>1891373
cmon nigga
how you even gonna put "sh1ro" and "impact" in the same sentence, be real
6.3% OPENING DUELS TODAY

>>1891391
lol

>>1891381
Today I will remind them.

Looking forward to the vlog, that and denying mouz a win is the best part of this for sure

>>1891390
nice betboom dachas bro
keep talking about niko, I love my goat is still getting the attention he deserves, unlike fake goats like coldzera

who is mouz going to bench after the major if things keep going like they're going?
>spinx performs well but at the cost of jimi's performance
>xertion and torzsi STILL have a mentality issue after playing on big stages for 3 years
>brollan has weak t-sides but has been igling for 6 months and he can also frag

>>1891389
i remember playing cs 1.6 and being obsessed with cfgs

>>1891400
Coldzera is Donk 1.0
Swag was the original Donk

>>1891400
major mvp? betboom dacha
iem new york 2020 europe online? doesn't get much more prestigious

>>1891401
It's a German org so they might bench the davids.

>>1891386
sure but it wouldn't have happened
3-1 at best, 2-3 or 3-2 more realistically

>>1891403
>i remember playing cs 1.6 and

the t sides are probably what's going to cost brollan his job, alternatively a player will jump ship and that's who they will replace

>>1891407
if vitality was as off as they were yesterday, they would've gotten owned just as hard

why aren't more trophies muscial instruments with the participating teams as frets?
https://x.com/nettiknz/status/1952077478136066170

>>1891413
why does he look photoshopped in

>>1891412
if mouz had played like they were playing yesterday, they would have 3-0'd spirit
we can argue about whataboutisms all day

>>1891413
>trophy for winning qualifier
what

>>1891403
Me too, they could be actual game changers, so many commands that would drastically change the feel, default cfg and launch settings was a different game entirely
>>1891408
You will wake up and be over 30 before you know it, I don't even know what happened between 27 and now

https://prosettings.net/players/donk/
https://prosettings.net/players/donk/

WHAT THE FUCK
MOUZ WERE 11-5 ON ANCIENT AND THREW IT? WATCHAN NOW

where was the clip where donk is in front of the cologne trophy and says you shouldn't touch it because then you'll lose?

>>1891409
the sad part is that if they get rid of brollan, no tier 1 team will want him as an igl and the lurker stats are too old to be relevant
maybe someone with an eye for talent would pick him up but i think ztr is a better caller, honestly. would be kino to see him in a functional team with rez though

wow this actually meant a lot to him

>>1891405
b-but online. he'd get 3x as much if it weren't for the coof
kek keep coping
get mogged irl and in game by GOATko

>>1891425
from part 2 of cologne vlog

is we getting a donk era

>>1891434
No we're in ropwoo era still.

>>1891417
yesterday was zywoo's worst map of the last 2 years, from 296 maps (and the other was his 5th worst). today was jimmphat's 7th worst in 2025 (124 maps), xertion's 17th+, torszi's 22nd+
and zywoo played a bo3 with 2 maps, not a bo5 with 3. it's not even close to the same

>>1891069
>>1890958

>>1891428
very wholesome that this one got to him more than katowice and the major
it's a shame he couldn't get it in front of a crowd that loves him. would have been the peak moment of his life no matter what followed

for me? i copy my goat G2 Niko settings, specially that 1.5 400 dpi sens

>>1891440
holy cope

>>1891445
>1.5 400 dpi

>>1891155
I'm still here bitch ass nigga.

>>1891430
>get mogged irl and in game by GOATko
sorry we missed those goated cold-kjaerbye-bymas-olof lineup on lan, he was gonna win rio 2020 if they didn't fuck him out of it for sure
>>1891418
major is a qualifier to blast world final if u think about it

>>1891432
wtf i've spent like 3 minutes trying to find it on the video now

>>1891351
Nigga he has a Niko flair. This is what you call based? Pathetic.

>>1891447
what
I hope vitality crashes and burns next event too, but you're pretending a 99.7th percentile event is the same as 94th percentile one (at best). the worst player on mouz, jimmphat, is that bad every 12 days. zywoo is that bad every 2 years

>>1891350
LUL
Bonk

8000dpi, 0.15 sens

>>1891401
Why not Jimi his performance has fallen off a cliff

Brollan is a fragging IGL, Torzsi is still one of the best available awpers, spinx and xertion are dependable to get entries and clutches. Jimi seems like the weakest link unless I'm missing something.

>>1891456
https://youtu.be/s5I_H-h68Jk?t=1260

>>1891464
1200 dpi, 12 sens

don't @ me bitch

spirit has now up in maps vs mouz this year
8 - 7

>>1891449
Yea we could smell you.

I think Mouz took their foot off the gas after yesterday's win. Regardless, Spirit played well and they deserved this win. I feel bad for Mouz, they were first in line to get #1 but Spirit cucked them out of it. If we get a Spirit era now they may even be relegated to #3 with Vitality taking #2. Might be time to make some changes, maybe -Jimi +B1t.
>>1891474
Not my problem.

>>1891470
Thanks.
Here's a good pic and there's some weird obese woman.

>jimi said no to falcons just to get kicked soon
NOOOOOOO

>>1891479
zontix rating :O
i hope you'll still be able to see 2.1 rating even after they implement 3.0 fully. i think they said so but i'm not really sure.

>>1891479
rws > rating yet again

>>1891482
tbf he was at his peak when falcons offered him a position and he knew that going there would be a death sentence for his career

what he didn't count on was becoming completely washed so quickly

>>1891479
if they swapped sh1tro for m0nesy they would never lose another game
it's no wonder the stats say he barely contributes to winning when he plays like such a bitch. he had ONE t side opening attempt the entire bo3

>>1891465
>Why not Jimi his performance has fallen off a cliff
yes but as i said, it's likely largely a result of spinx joining the team
>Brollan is a fragging IGL
yes and he has little experience, but his t-sides are still in question. they've basically had to become a ct specialist team to compensate for them so depending on how well he develops this season, it might be a gamble to keep him.

i agree about spinx but xertion ghosts too often and good luck trying to fix his mental if the team is fumbling
he's a momentum performer (just coined that term)

>>1891485
yeah that was before monesy and kyousuke
seemed like falcons would just be mids + niko (and niko was considered good 6 months ago)

>>1891459
nah showing you like someone who's hated on by seemingly everyone recently is based, glory hunters however are the least based fans in existence, mouz fans aren't necessarily but you saw even less of them before than now

happy for our boy donk

>>1891487
>it's likely largely a result of spinx joining the team
Can you elaborate on this?
>xertion ghosts too often
Maybe it's just recency bias but he was key in getting entries against Furia on Inferno.

As for T side losses, I believe Sycrone and Xyp9x should be able to cook something good. Mouz has unironically the best coaching in the entire scene.

>>1891480
okay here's the obese woman

>>1891482
i don't think he's unfixable but it's very doubtful whether he's gonna get many tier 1 offers
faze needs a good anchor and rain is retiring soon but pr is a better option

Life is good

>>1891494
>who is this 12 year old, did he get lost?