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>Previous Thread>>1887275
>>1890490The other is some retard making double threads early on because he didn't like the discussion in the old one. This is the real thread.
I'm feeling a 3-1 for MOUZ
Are they making the teams walk out at the same time to avoid boos?
make the mouz dead, spirit
>>1890501who even knows /vm/ mods are so shit they should've deleted the other thread when it was made
>>1890505has this board even mods compared to /v/ and /vg/?
https://xcancel.com/nettiknz/status/1952019256058749409
>hopefully we play soon
oof
great now we got two threads
>>1890517Must suck having to wait for hours to play a final. Hope they can stay focused.
No individual team walkouts, no pre game interview on stage. Why is ESL so afraid of Spirit getting booed out?
CAHM ON SPIRIT TAKE IT 'OME
>>1890531they did it vs navi so doubt that's it
How does MOUZ fuck that round up? Nerves?
ohne said winning the pistol means nothing if you lose the follow up
ohne just said heil hitler
>>1890544/ourguy/ with the hard hitting analysis. Maui may be out of a job soon if ohne keeps this up.
>>1890544>>1890547naurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>1889330guys this is the thread, it was first.
>>1890527present
was going out to get kino snacks. what did i miss?
>>1890551fuck off, you posted it too early
>>1890551you seem scared
is it because this one is near the same amount of posts as yours?
>>1890551it was made at 50 images or some shit
kys
>>1890551Making a thread 100 images early because you didn't like the old one doesn't count Ivan. Stay in your containment thread if you like.
>let's go mouz go let's go
thats the worst chant i've ever heard
>>1890562they say mousesports though
>>1890562mousesports, retard
it's still not good though
>>1890562Esports just doesn't have good chants. I doubt we'll ever get to the point where we get actually good ones like in football.
>>1890567football chants are fucking retarded though
>YOUR MUM IS A CUNT MUSHIE PEAS LAD OI!just shut the fuck up
holy shit shiro you chipmunk fuck
I"VE SEEN ENOUGH. SHIRO MVP
>>1890572actual pure stat padding play
Spinx is still downloading
>>1890569What's a good chant then?
...spiri !.....spiri !.....spiri !
>>1890583silence is golden
>>1890583NIGGA HEIL HITLER
wtf where's vitality aren't they supposed to be defending their trophy?
where's falcons?
I haven't watch any of the games until now
>>1890588>wtf where's vitality aren't they supposed to be defending their trophy?ZywOo dropped a stinker yesterday
>where's falcons?The usual place when there's a final. Watching from home.
>the other thread is nothing but ziggers and burgers
keep both threads up, mods
wtf is mouz coach doing? is hally just THAT good?
Jimphat needs to get rid of his post goon haze asap!
is anyone a fan of mouz?
it feels more like they just don't like spirit, and are cheering for an underdog
looks like vitality was just shit yesterday
shiro is really ugly like a fat baby face but with neckbeard stubble and discolored skin
>>1890610>is anyone a fan of mouz?Not really a fan but their a pretty vanilla team and generally likable. It's easy to cheer for them when your team is out of the tournament.
>>1890612and still he has a cute girlfriend and you're a loser
Bros I was told Mouz-Spirit games were close
>>1890616he's not gonna fuck you bro
>>1890610i am
and they're not an underdog lmao
saars... this one is getting away from us
>>1890618chill it's spirit's pick
>>1890610lots of people hate them because they're full of israelis, but when it's Israel vs Russia i guess the crowd rather not cheer for the full Russian squad.
>>1890620i think i'm just too antisemitic to cheer for jews
i prefer the autists on spirit
>all you need is a good awper and you can win to any tournament
>>1890624maybe that but also teams without star players just aren't that popular
fraudulent if spirit wins because they didnt beat vit
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>>1890632What's the point you're trying to make?
Hello officer, I'd like to report a rape
>>1890639They're playing in Germany right now. It's not unthinkable fans from Germany are more likely to root for the team from Germany.
>>1890636even vp academy would've beat vitality yesterday
>>1889330>>1889330>>1889330guys this is the real thread
you guys spam this thinking we wont notice that you only have 6 people spamming this thread
you can tell bottom right you absolute new fags
100% support for mouz saaaars
spirit are gonna win this in three maps
and donk is gonna say "i don't care"
zont1x is gonna say "i didn't feel any pressure"
magixx is gonna kill himself on stage
>>1890644>thread surpassed in postsLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
sending virtual girls to help jimi
>>1890624but they have a token ukrianian on spirit
they just waited 30 seconds to plant for some reason
we've had 3 10:2 maps in a row?
>>1890644you're so pathetic, holy fuck
>>1890642Yeah most of the guys in the arena probably defaulted to cheering for MOUZ but they're not actual MOUZ fans.
Map is already over. One good Donk entry or even some hero AK play and Mouz is broken.
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https://x.com/FlyQuestCS/status/1952027128192790756
6 hour delay btw
So mouz obviously not in good shape judging from how they kept missing window smoke as T side
Iโm not expecting game 5 but please get to game 4 at least mouz
donk cheats so hard it's disgusting
>>1890668And there we have it lmao
>donk gets kills
>win the round
epic
how'd mouz throw that round
zont1x can fly to shanghai and fuck chinese 10s
jimi can only goon to chinese porn
>battle of the two Chad clay-taking countries not cucked out of war
Russia beat Israel bros.
Russia beat the Ukraine
Europe lost
Globohomo lost
>>1890695Jimi goons for the love of the game
>>1890699can you stop spamming this bait shit every thread?
>>1890705glad we have deaf people itt
people of all walks of life
>>1890474 (OP)Saving in 7-11 lmao
>>1890711They had no time
How do teams manage to pull off these B apps entries in pro play?
You would think holding such a narrow corridor with infinite angles going in would be piss easy
>>1890711Realistically the right choice
>>18906992 israelis are bot
Copper is also bot
why torzshit not cheating today? anticheat on?
>>1890722i meant to type xertion but you get the idea
>ohne malding at Mouz so much he's losing his voice
kekw
>>1890724when is he playing?
https://x.com/nikocs_/status/1952030260897120445
Our guy niko just BTFO austincs
>>1890724it feels like torzi is more of an igl than brollan
torzi talks so much
Goonphat better lock in for map 2
SPIRITUAL LYRICAL MIRACLE
>>1890731austic cs needs to stop talking like a faggot, his voice irritates me so much, why does a fat guy like him not have a deep voice
>>1890737he is low t and high e
>>1890670Total Zionist Death
Mouzzissies in shambles
>>1890731Imagine your only w is btfoing random youtubers instead of winning tournaments
>>1890733quick goon sesh between maps
I'm starting to think mouz got exceptionally lucky yesterday with vitality with everyone other than ropz not showing up rather than mouz playing really well.
losing two maps for a 3-2 win tactic
>>1890731austin is playing in tier 4 and calling everyone trash
he's like steel but was never actually good
im gonna take a nap wake me when ancient starts
>>1890731so austin is mad that a half buy round isn't playing normal cs and is playing strange cs that has a chance at winning since it's more random?
also dont understand the hate for "donk go kill", if you have the best player why not do that?
>>1890731low effort sloptubers should be called out more often
>>1890731unsubbing right now
>>1890731based niko
when people who frame themselves as working solely on facts and analytics miss simple things just to clown on players they deserve to be humiliated
>>1890752>if you have the best player why not do that?You can do that, the criticism has always been that that's Spirit's only trick.
>>1890755jL died to do this full time
>>1890731>if zontix wins 1v1wow chopper mastermind so skilled
>if zontix loses 1v1wow chopper so awful kill yourself
Freya looks out of her depth, she doesn't understand CS, she's just a pair of tits, teeth and ass.
the 3 trannies in the other thread finally gave up lol
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cheeky
>>1890764she's a pair of teeth, she lacks everything else
>>1890764she isn't an analyst
>>1890731It's fucking rare for pros to actively reply to the analysis of bums on twitter if not responding to any analysis at all.
The fact it's Niko taking the defense of chopper is surprising, he really is a good guy but giga unlucky and kinda retarded.
what's more likely?
s1mple wins another major or we see maniac return to the desk?
>>1890731based goat rifler and future goat igl dabbing on xitter-cucknalists
>>1890740>>1890747please laugh reddit, we did the funny chungus
>>1890764She's a host. She just needs to look good, steer the conversation and transition between topics when necessary.
>>1890747this would be funny if niko threw and not his cumrag
>>1890773maniac returning to the desk with 2 female co-hosts
the NA game is going to start before the mongolia game
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384118/nrg-vs-m80-ace-na-masters-2025-season-2-blast-premier-rising-event
7 hr delay now
>>1890764This is what women in general are
>>1890772>he really is a good guy but giga unlucky and kinda retardedthat's just an average balkanoid
t. balkanoid
spirit won of chopper lifegame
just sad
lets go mouzsports lets go...
It's so over I hope my food arrives before map 3 is done
>cheering for a home org
>....that doesnt have any germs
huh
why wait 1 minute to plant? literally what the fuck?
it's gonna be a reverse sweep for mouz
t. knower
>>1890797>cheering for zigger org >with one good playerhuh?
holy shit game is live after ~7 hrs 10 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGpAZQArzc8
>>1890806It's too late we all went to the IEM streams
>>1890808Nice
>>1890806asians going to rape them since they aren't the type to cry about this kind of stuff meanwhile flyquest is going to go straight on twitter to say how they dont care anymore
>>1890806what a shitshow. players must be tired and annoyed as fuck.
>>1890815>players must be tired and annoyed as fuckthat was their plan, those bastards
Iโm certain that if you put Falcons against either team in the finals rn, Falcons would win
>>1890821BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1890821Falcons could win everything and still manage to outchoke yesterday's vitality
How did donk get the facial scar?
>>1890827renommierschmiss
>cathedral of cs
this crowd was fucking horrible so far
yeah, this isn't going to be close
mouz have already collapsed mentally
how is that flyquest game still not started, it was scheduled like 8 hours ago and they're in the server waiting
>>1890474 (OP)>>1890491dumb fuck
>>1890835Nah, the crowd was so based they had to mute it
>>1890731I mean he ain't btfoing anyone on the server, thank god for twitter so he has some kind of outlet
How do you enjoy watching games like this? Why not just play the game yourself? Are you imagining that you're the one playing?
>>1890847no we watch games instead of playing them because we're cucks
>>1890847ask humanity why they like watching sports
>>1890847I'm a white man so i gamble on these and let the brownies play.
>1890847dumbfuck
>>1890838doesnt look like it
>wife on a company woman's retreat to Jamaica
>just phoned me saying her team needs more time to close a deal and she has to stay until Monday
>she's upset but has to do what she has to do
>ohhh babe damn that sucks I love you hope you do your best hahahaa (I'm actually super fucking stoked to kill this fridge full of beers and smoke some joints watching CS for the next 4 days)
>gonna have the lads over for the semis and the final
This weekend's shaping up to be amazing brehs
>>1890847why are you even here? lol
>>1890847I donโt enjoy playing it anymore but I love watching
>>1890847Because I'm old as fuck with shitty aim and awful reaction time
>>1890847i'm level 10 and solo queue is torture and i have only one cs friend so i can't play open
mouz locked in, it's over for spiritsissies
zisters... first our thread and now our team?
insane luck from mouz rn
just smoke kills and running through smoke and always winning with it
>shiro 10 adr
such a massive choker
>>1890870they don't call him sh1r0 for nothing
>>1890853Based ladsweekendposter
sh0ro really got stuck with the ceiling in his retard jumps and died before rushing with tec9
>>1890853average spirit fan
>[SHOCKING NEWS]
>TEAM STAKE ANNOUNCE 6 MILLION DOLLAR DONK TRANSFER
>When asked for comment, captain apEX said "I fucking hate kikes, #SaveGaza"
>spirit tech timeout
ok mouzbros, that's a wrap
>>1890847CS is an absolute pain in the ass to play at any level of skill, as is most team games for that matter.
Do you think most people who watch football actively play it as well?
>tech timeout
>win the next round
name a more predictable pattern
>>1890847I haven't played cs in 12 years.
shiro needs to be fired after this
just get someone from the crowd instead
oh no no no sp0r0t bros i thought this owuld be easy
Brollan and xertion are just straight up rage heating like vs vita xd
was that a fucked up black sun
>>1890891save the cope for the post-game
>>1890891mossad made mistype, they are CHEATING
5 pdfs on my team
t.donk
blyat
Globohomo riggingac it back
flyquest just raped their way through map 1
Donk donking these mice down, I love it
I just sacrificed my foreskin for this. Don't let me down MOUZ...
had to fight the aim lock
>that aimlock spinning out
THIS
IS
ABSOLUTELYT
FUCKING
NUTS
GLOBOHOMO
AND
HOHOLS
AND
JEWS
ARE
GETTING
DONKED
UP
THE
ASS
scripted fixed so fucking boring im off
i went to play another game while mouz was gaping them wtf
>>1890527I woke up late but I'm always here.
>>1890863nafosisters, did we get too cocky?
>'gog so butthurt they wouldn't use the donkthread
>he rapes on final
get
fucking
OWNED
YOU
FILTHY
GLOBOHOMO
CUNTS
Donk is the lone soldier against globohomo in esports....
Teams which suck so fucking bad in finals should be banned from making it out of semis in next tournament
>>1890939this but unironically
I thought anal sex belongs to Pornhub instead of Twitch
Falcons would nodiff these bums it's not even funny
>>1890926>>1890929seriously, what was that. 9 out of 10 cheating webms are completely retarded, but this makes no sense
pls spirit and falcons domination for the rest of the year for the maximum butthurt
>>1890610I actually like Mouz. Brollan is the GOAT fragging IGL. Torzsi has improved from #10 awp to #4. Xertion and Spinx are great riflers. And goonphat is my spiritual king. Mouz as an org is the antithesis of failcl0wns. They spend as little money as possible to cultivate talent that they either use themselves or sell to other teams for profit. Their coach Sycrone and assistant coach Xyp9x are GOATED in the strats and anti-strats they prepare for them. They're the team with the most real aura. I also enjoy their mentality and resilience, they're the one team you can always count on to stage a comeback no matter how dire the straits.
is mouz cursed to be eternally number 2?
they are, both practically and aesthetically losers, they are born losers, sure number 3.. 4...5 are lower than number 2, but nothing hurts more than to be always be second to greatness, mouz getting to finals only to get buckbroken doesnt happen for a reason
Surely Spirit can't win on Nuke
>>1890956as a donk hater
it was just a celebratory spray, like techno or whoever it was in shanghai that someone went full retard over
>>1890956notice that they also never showed the replay from 1st person
>>1890959here's the shito t-side
how the fuck do you get 0.39 with only 19 adr?
>this kid fucks mouz
>zywoo cant even get double digit kills
>nuke next
okay spirit literally can't win this one
is JL streaming this? clip his reaction please
>>1890971with mouz's mental state being in the dirt, i feel like it's a quick 3-0
they've had such great resilience lately but realistically everyone knows it's over when you're down 2-0 in a bo5
>>1890973just find it urself on his twitch vod
>everyone i hate getting donked
i am dreaming?
Kyuosuke also had blatant aimlock at the end of 1v1 spray in the first Nuke games Lolcons had.
Who misses the 1.6 Era with teams like mtw and SK?
>>1890960nigga it aint over simmer down
lmao @ ynk and moses banging up on pimp with that passive aggressiveness.
>>1890983we're not literal boomers so no
>>18909831.6 will always be the better game
Spirit's gonna shart hard on Nuke ngl
>>1890962>>1890971>>1890992So you're saying it will ho 3-0?
>>1890983I barely remember a thing from that time, I was too focused on playing the game myself, only thing I remember about mtw was ave's deagle clutch on tuscan and zonic's ak ace on dust2, other than that I liked trace
can donk still lose the mvp if they got 2-3?
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Well, /magog/, how?
>>1890964aren't demos available for all these games?
>>1890998nope, it's locked in even if he drops 3 mega-stinkers in 5 maps
pro tip: go mouz now before odds go down
>>1891006because zywoo is a fraud
>>1891006ZywOo and flameZ collapse
>>1891013do you mean the guy who had the mouz symbol on his chest? who is that? i can only remember seeing him in the ad for esl melborune.
>>1891006Zywoo catching the s0mple virus
FlameZ doing the needful for his countrymen
>kill2
>let them reposition and push trophy
...
this fatty zweih didnt start team cs until 2023 now he's about to win cologne that's crazy
>>1890990Someone has to get backstage and steal the pillow, it's our best chance
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>he just doesn't see smoke
WHAT did he mean by this
>>1891027mid 2024 was when he joined nemiga which was his first real team.
donk said that he only had like 2k elo on faceit in 2023
How high Kyousuke ranks on the KWAB scale if Spirit wins this major?
>>1891032right after Niko
pajeets rly thought this wouldn't just be another mouz disappearing act
lmaoing @ ur life
>>1891029I would unlock all her cores
indians lost
jews lost
amerigolems lost
wessis lost
globohomo lost
ossis won
slavs won
Russians won
NO FUCKING WAY HAHAHAHAHAHA
mouz's confidence is completely gone
WHY DOESNT VAC WORK THEYRE FUCKING WALLING
>>1891038>ossis wonwhat's that
>>1891045the white uncucked germans who vote afd
Mouz are just aiming like silvers today
>>1891038anericans root for spirit retard
I can't believe Vitality lost to this
They would've easily had this drag out to 5 games
>>1891053literally only english cs streamer
oy vey this is another holocaust
>>1891053fat dancing skincel jester
why ohne is rooting for spirit?
>losing aim duels to chopper since map 1
Why did Mouz sell the game? Jewish lobby?
niggas is losing to chopper now, good lord it's BEEN over
>no overpass
>not a single overtime
i prefer spirit to win but this still makes me sad
>>1891054rare picture of donk
mouz collapsing faster than israel's campaign to have the world ignore palestine
Why do pajeets support mouz?
>>1891064finns are jewish?
I was don't know this infos
>>1891061more kato 14 stickers on their guns
is really sad that spirit will win. but at least i can get the satisfaction of MOUZ getting eliminated with a humiliating score of 0-3 in their own homeland.
Chopper aka The only fraggin IGL in Tier 1 LOL
>Would've been working in a coalmine for pennies in siberia if not for donk
>Instead the best player just accidentally happens to land right in their laps carrying their bald retarded fat asses to dozens of trophies, undeservedly earning them millions of dollars
How is this fucking fair? Why would a just god allow this to happen?
Snap Vitality's record streak only to get blown out by Spirit in the finals
>>1891077 (Checked)
>Why would a just god allow this to happen?because it's funny
Why does le funny gooner guy not get some fucking kills?
Useless pasty porky fat fuck
>>1891077Just like apEX and ZywOo
>>1891077the streets know magixx won them shanghai
>>1891077they made it to major finals once i think but yes, they were kind of barely top 20
mouz is literally rage cheating, getting mutliple hand in kife kills on donk
and walls bangs and smoke kills xd
>>1891077And GuardiaN had to lose his major in the worst possible way because he had NiKo as his star rifler. I fucking hate this timeline.
>>1891089>coping when you're not even losing c'mon now
spirit is not going to win a single t-side on nuke
i think mouz won all pistols on all 3 maps so far yet they shit the bed hard in the end anyway
amazing
Nice toggle you fucking piece of zionist scum
what roles do zontix and zweih have
>>1891092im not a spirit fan you kike
its so obvious that this cunts are cheating
even apex implied it
>Mouz wins nuke because Spirits T side might as well be a T3 team playing
>lose Overpass because they are dogshit at it
its all so tiresome
>>1891097>even apex implied itexplain
Come on you mousey bastards take us to OP at least
>jews suddenly aiming like an IDF soldier towards a Palestinian infant
>>1891098niko debunked this actually
>Vita crowd cheering for Spirit
Maybe you are not that bad after all...
how much of a black hearted bastard do you have to be to root against based sovl spirit?
Both Torszi and Jimmy had the first shot on Spirit and completely whiffed their sprays
>>1891111they're just really off right now
One of the worst Cologne in a while. Thanks MOUZ, thanks Vitality and thanks Spirit.
>>1891096Donk's weapon droppers
mouzbros.......................................
>top rated player at a major, katowice, and now cologne
W script, the writers keep outdoing themselves
Wack ass playoffs baka desu senpai
jimi is so shit when it matters
chopper not being shit is cool i guess
This finals is entirely free
5 players run somewhere with keyboard... wow enemy is in front of them... wow he kills one of them with mouse button... they kill him and start running again... wow they kill another guy and he kills one of them again... they are on site now and plant the bomb... one enemy gets a kill again... he gets killed back... and last 2 enemies go save and wait somewhere for 30 seconds before next round starts...
this is what you guys like?
Mouz gave so much effort towards just beating Vitality they forgot they were playing in a tournament as well.
Actually didn't Torzi said he didn't care if he'd lose today?
Chopper remembered how to aim for one series.
>bet against the ruskies
I'm so retarded man
>>1891127he said the complete opposite
>round by round guys lets go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p30K6x5jU54
>spirit vs na`vi was the real final
>>1891130about as shit as jimpphat
>>1891127>Actually didn't Torzi said he didn't care if he'd lose today?no, he said the win vs vitality didn't matter if they lost today
magixx would hold shift and die to a horrible peak
Zweih heist of the century lmao
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
3-0
>3-0
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>3-0
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>3-0
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>3-0
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>3-0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED MOUZ SHITTERS
CHOPPERGODS????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>1891141well
lol
lmao even
Zweih rookie of the year
Donk top 1
well that was fast
shit, vitality died for this
>donk total rating 0.01 less than simples best
S1 STILL GOAT
S1 STILL GOAT
S1 STILL GOAT
S1 STILL GOAT
S1 STILL GOAT
>Highest rated major MVP
>Highest rated kato MVP
>Highest rated cologne MVP
He is the statistical GOAT
>Zweih gets the last kill
Like a cherry on top of a cake
>was excited to watch cs all evening before bed
>3-0 speedrun
Fuck you mousehacks
>never win anything with fat girl faggot
>kick xher
>win the first tournament
lol
lmao even
>kikes scam their way into finals
>get utterly humiliated on the world stage
You love to see it
>1.50
1.50
>1.50
1.50
>1.50
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>1.50
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>1.50
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1891133it's just /magog/ being as retarded as ever
Wins Championship. Can't lift the trophy.
Like clockwork.
>>1891163s1mple had 1.51
but that was 2.0, probably would've been lower than 1.50 on 2.1
jews lost
jeets lost
we won
>fat bald fraud low iq chopper wins another tournament
How do you cope with this magog?
the flyquest huns best of 3 game that was meant to start 9 hours ago is still going.
the best of 5 final that was meant to start 6 hours after it is has already finished
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I see mouz was also bought by stake.
>>1891171>0.01 below s1mpleNOOOO HLTV FIX IT THE HECKING STORYLINE
>>1891188ya gonna seethe when its 2.01 in rating 3.0
I woke up. What the fuck happened? Mouz v Spirit are usually close.
>no donk no hally no zontix interview
sjokz is so fucking shit
Wtf needs to be done to fix mouze???
>donk is tearing up instead of doing the usual "idc" act
>>1891111>>1891112server side anti-aim
>>1891192Post-magixx spirit is unstoppable. 5 animeGODS dominating the server
>>1891179i didnt even know what his rating was I was just baiting lol. He's atleast the CS2 GOAT tho
>he drew a heart
Fuck the chinese girl edits will increase.
>donk crying
awwwwwwwwwwwww <3
>donk
literally me when i come out of barely winning a 160 adr pug with 4 retards
The silence speaks volumes
>>1891204obviously but what is it? "you"?
damn, I actually got emotional seeing him cry, not even a fan or a fag
>donk crying
what a fag
mouz would never
>Donk breaks down crying
damn bro....
>Mental midgets stuck in 2nd place
kek
I am formally removing SH1RO off fraud watch
>>1891212>not even a fan or a fagI'm both but I didn't cry at all
Reports are coming in that Boris "magixx" Vorobyev has killed herself.
>>1891216noooooo hes a 0 emotion cringe faggot kid thats what the west wnats me to believe
>>1891215>mouz would neverHe's stealing torzsi's moves.
>>1891215>mouz would neverwin? yea
imagine if spirit got kyousuke
it would've been decade long era
>>1891221He's not gonna fuck you bro, or maybe he is he is faggot after all
This one doesn't count obviously. All competition got eliminated early (mouz didn't win because they didn't care).
>>1891215how would you know
don't think an epl in front of 12 people inspires much emotion
>>1891232>already pulling out the "they didn't care/try at all bro" cardlol
>Mouz win was an undeserved fluke
>Real finals was Navi vs Spirit
most interesting
Congratulations on Sp0r0t's Cologne 2025* Win
*Not played on the latest patch
>>1891232Obviously fluke cologne since they didn't face Vitality
this was literally the only chance at a real trophy mouz is gonna have this year unless vitality drops off massively
sure, they COULD take epl or one of whomegalul blast events no one cares about but this was it
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Just seeing the Donk highlights I can't help but feel like he's even ahead of Zywoo
kiosk you fuckin nigger what the fuck have you done
>>1891096balls and shaft respectively
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>>1891226personally I'm glad he joined Falcons just to help them job again
>>1891243in pure skill sure but not by hltv does it
>>1891243breh who thinks otherwise lol zywoo is massively carried by awp
>>1891246never any doubt that goatks would secure his blast london invite
we WILL be watching on august 27th
>>1891243Was there any doubt?
>Yanko fistbumped Donk
Real recognize Real
>faze shirt with german flag
when was the last time they had a german player lol?
>>1891241east euro still raping the cs scene
>opportunity for spirit to win another major in front of cologne crowd
hnnnggggg
i like all the people rushing to twitter to tell us how good donk is. like we can't possibly tell. i blocked thorin because of it.
>>1891259you can get any flag on the jersey when you order it
>>1891264>i blocked thorin because of it.seething
>>1891264>i blocked thorin because of it.Ayo unblock me nigga WTF???
https://x.com/JakeSucky/status/1952071187393355793
wow what a complete faggot
>>1891269i hate faggots that do this
>>1891269lol I don't blame him
what a terrible performance from Mouz
>>1891243obviously. donk basically is team spirit, his 3 worst performances in a map his team still won were 1.04, 1.10, and 1.12
zywoo has 5 below 1.00
>>1891274i blame him
does he think he's so good that he's not worthy of second place? donk carrying and losing would be understandable but not fucking spinx
why was navi closer to win vs spirit?
Just a reminder that they won because of this one ace.
https://www.twitch.tv/eslcs/clip/AbnegatePunchyIcecreamSwiftRage-OT8vdchclR-2d11B?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time
Eyes on the score and their money.
They went from 9-7 to 9-12 and almost dropped this shit when it got to 11-12 leaving them with tecs and deagles. Navi were initially ahead 7-1.
Lil nigga literally had to work overtime to drag these retards over finish line.
>>1891269>this nigga wouldn't remove the humiliation ritual 2nd place medal from his neck
>>1891279The insane thing is that donk had ace there. Donk literally 2k entried and planted himself and his team still tries to throw.
>>1891277no one wants to be 2nd in a grand final
you're there to win
>>1891269based mentality
second place is first loser. don't try to mask the pain or celebrate it
what happened to the people saying donk was gong to be fraud and shit at kato 2024?
>>1891284This would've been a very different series if IM had hit donk once.
>>1891253>>1891254kinda gay honestly
if you make cologne a major you're losing 1x non-major cologne or non-cologne major, if you think about it
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That's it, he's the GOAT
>>1891243yep, he's insane. Could even be no1 this year with Cologne win, unless Vitality wins the second major as well.
kick teses and my boys falcons can start to win
>>1891290donk got lucky niko and m0nesy played like absolute shit. this would've been the first cologne for kyousuke
>Falcons not at the Blast Bounty Fall
shiet that sucks man
I wanna see Niko and co. lose again lol
Hot take: NAVI is better than MOUZ
>>1891303we'll see them in 3 weeks at ewc
>>1891294>tfw you realize you're locked by contract till 2045 and have to suffer with this nigger bot team for another 20 years
>>1891304No, respectfully.
>>1891294as a hater, i respect him a lot more for (at least temporarily) dropping the "idk, idc" act
>>1891302>this would've been the first cologne for kyousukeyeah it would've been if he was on spirit lol
>>1891306>they lose in front of their ownerseven funnier
sh1ro actually choked in another grand final lmao but donkey showed up to make up for it
>>1891298BRO JUST ONE MORE SUPERSTAR PLEASE I SWEAR WE WILL WIN THEN
BRO HELLO?
>>1891264thorin vs /magog/ video incoming
>>1891304need to see more maps from the albanian first. I don't think they can become top tier again with aleksi in this form and w0nderful
>>1891259>when was the last time they had a german player lol?Never
>>1891259>>1891317karrigan is a jerm
>>1891266You sure showed him dawg
donk on navi would be fucking nuts. hally is a fraud
>>1891313poor brollan, wtf
>>1891320spirit ain't letting their golden goose go
donk will be on spirit for life
>>1891318True, but only half
>>1891089brollan was straight up toggling for info in round 4. first he toggled for sh1ro and then for donk, shit was so blatant its insane how casters don't say anything. i don't know how to clip but you can check it up for yourself.
>>1891322brollan was god mode on ct ancient
Boots on the ground
I repeat
Boots on the ground
>>1891325maybe the back has a danedog flag patch
>>1891320donk on any team would be nuts. taz could coach donk and win tournaments
when is donk gonna get washed?
>>1891338He is already. Just compare him to his kato24 days.
>>1891338bathing with donk's frail little body........
>>1891313usually torzsi and xertion take turns choking but i guess they couldn't decide whose turn it was this time
>>1891330Mr. Beast phenotype on the left. He's got the dead eyes.
>>1891308>>1891320>>1891335why doesn't donk simply wait until his contract runs out, not re-sign and then join navi/vitality? is he stupid?
>>1891340u shopped this shit ain't no way
Sh1ro almost killed donk while lifting Shanghai Major trophy and now this lol
>>1891340If only our sir was this based
https://x.com/HLTVawards/status/1944090680176902614
lol zypoo fans where u at
>>1891352zywoo is still gonna get #1 because of getting carried by team
>why doesn't donk simply wait until his contract runs out, not re-sign and then join navi/vitality? is he stupid?
some ppl got souls and sovl
>>1891348Realistically he can't join navi because of the war. I think half the navis roster would be different otherwise.
Don't wanna hear anymore of that "boring scene vit wins everything" anymore
>>1891355no war and we would still have s1 and electronic owning the scene
By the way, yesterday ropz did even more for vitality than donk did for spirit but their opposition wasn't as chokey as navi was.
Ropz was also carrying 4 niggers but they were too braindead yesterday.
>>1891356But it was true for 5 months or so
>>1891353depends how the rest of the year goes
well mouz completely shat the bed.
what was that?
>>1891359no he didn't
he had a few insane rounds sure but overall less impact
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lowkey seems like cologne meant more to him than the major
"childhood trophy"
>>1891365cologne trophy looks much better than major trophy
>>1891364>he had a few insane roundsYeah on mirage, same as donk. He had an ace and at least a 4k. Nah, he did even MORE or at least on par with donk, the difference was that he was doing it ALONE. Usually you have more than one person performing on vitality. So if zywoo is shitting the bed then there are ropz and mezii to back him up etc.
What happened yesterday was literally what happens to spirit when donk is the only one playing. Ropz just tasted that.
>>1891368donk 100 adr ropz 83 adr
>>1891359hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>1891370More saves less exit frags probably. I'm talking rounds that count. Talking impact. He was the only one putting in work. Donk was at the very least backed by shiro. If zywoo performed as usual without going overdrive they'd have won easily.
>>1891367yes but regardless of prestige, none of the current grew up thinking "oo, i wish i win a trophy in china"
cologne has been a staple of cs for over a decade. he probably watched his idols winning there before even fully understanding competitive cs
>>1891372TRUE GOAT
FUCK S1S1
FUCK FAGWOO
that 2v4 retake was so insane
would've been insanely hype if the game was closer
>>1891372picture of the year, ngl (so far)
niko's 3v5 face is a close second
>whole team carried by 1 dude, totally at his whim if he decides to leave for a more equitable situation, ruining their one competent national lineup
I know we're all celebrating and enjoying the afterglow of the trophy ceremony but is this sustainable?
>>1891378so far nothing has topped this for me, kek
chopper not being a bot made the difference unironically
>>1891379Short hair surprisingly fits him
>>1891382He won so many duels today it's actually insane, not what you normally see at all
spirit btfo'ing vitality 3-0 would've been twice as goated
>>1891381niko unmatched aura, even while losing
true goat
you do copy donk's config right anon
>>1891373cmon nigga
how you even gonna put "sh1ro" and "impact" in the same sentence, be real
6.3% OPENING DUELS TODAY
>>1891381Today I will remind them.
Looking forward to the vlog, that and denying mouz a win is the best part of this for sure
>>1891390nice betboom dachas bro
keep talking about niko, I love my goat is still getting the attention he deserves, unlike fake goats like coldzera
who is mouz going to bench after the major if things keep going like they're going?
>spinx performs well but at the cost of jimi's performance
>xertion and torzsi STILL have a mentality issue after playing on big stages for 3 years
>brollan has weak t-sides but has been igling for 6 months and he can also frag
>>1891389i remember playing cs 1.6 and being obsessed with cfgs
>>1891400Coldzera is Donk 1.0
Swag was the original Donk
>>1891400major mvp? betboom dacha
iem new york 2020 europe online? doesn't get much more prestigious
>>1891401It's a German org so they might bench the davids.
>>1891386sure but it wouldn't have happened
3-1 at best, 2-3 or 3-2 more realistically
>>1891403>i remember playing cs 1.6 and
the t sides are probably what's going to cost brollan his job, alternatively a player will jump ship and that's who they will replace
>>1891407if vitality was as off as they were yesterday, they would've gotten owned just as hard
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why aren't more trophies muscial instruments with the participating teams as frets?
https://x.com/nettiknz/status/1952077478136066170
>>1891413why does he look photoshopped in
>>1891412if mouz had played like they were playing yesterday, they would have 3-0'd spirit
we can argue about whataboutisms all day
>>1891413>trophy for winning qualifierwhat
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>>1891403Me too, they could be actual game changers, so many commands that would drastically change the feel, default cfg and launch settings was a different game entirely
>>1891408You will wake up and be over 30 before you know it, I don't even know what happened between 27 and now
https://prosettings.net/players/donk/
https://prosettings.net/players/donk/
WHAT THE FUCK
MOUZ WERE 11-5 ON ANCIENT AND THREW IT? WATCHAN NOW
where was the clip where donk is in front of the cologne trophy and says you shouldn't touch it because then you'll lose?
>>1891409the sad part is that if they get rid of brollan, no tier 1 team will want him as an igl and the lurker stats are too old to be relevant
maybe someone with an eye for talent would pick him up but i think ztr is a better caller, honestly. would be kino to see him in a functional team with rez though
wow this actually meant a lot to him
>>1891405b-but online. he'd get 3x as much if it weren't for the coof
kek keep coping
get mogged irl and in game by GOATko
>>1891425from part 2 of cologne vlog
>>1891434No we're in ropwoo era still.
>>1891417yesterday was zywoo's worst map of the last 2 years, from 296 maps (and the other was his 5th worst). today was jimmphat's 7th worst in 2025 (124 maps), xertion's 17th+, torszi's 22nd+
and zywoo played a bo3 with 2 maps, not a bo5 with 3. it's not even close to the same
>>1891428very wholesome that this one got to him more than katowice and the major
it's a shame he couldn't get it in front of a crowd that loves him. would have been the peak moment of his life no matter what followed
for me? i copy my goat G2 Niko settings, specially that 1.5 400 dpi sens
>>1891155I'm still here bitch ass nigga.
>>1891430>get mogged irl and in game by GOATkosorry we missed those goated cold-kjaerbye-bymas-olof lineup on lan, he was gonna win rio 2020 if they didn't fuck him out of it for sure
>>1891418major is a qualifier to blast world final if u think about it
>>1891432wtf i've spent like 3 minutes trying to find it on the video now
>>1891351Nigga he has a Niko flair. This is what you call based? Pathetic.
>>1891447what
I hope vitality crashes and burns next event too, but you're pretending a 99.7th percentile event is the same as 94th percentile one (at best). the worst player on mouz, jimmphat, is that bad every 12 days. zywoo is that bad every 2 years
>>1891401Why not Jimi his performance has fallen off a cliff
Brollan is a fragging IGL, Torzsi is still one of the best available awpers, spinx and xertion are dependable to get entries and clutches. Jimi seems like the weakest link unless I'm missing something.
>>1891456https://youtu.be/s5I_H-h68Jk?t=1260
>>18914641200 dpi, 12 sens
don't @ me bitch
spirit has now up in maps vs mouz this year
8 - 7
>>1891449Yea we could smell you.
I think Mouz took their foot off the gas after yesterday's win. Regardless, Spirit played well and they deserved this win. I feel bad for Mouz, they were first in line to get #1 but Spirit cucked them out of it. If we get a Spirit era now they may even be relegated to #3 with Vitality taking #2. Might be time to make some changes, maybe -Jimi +B1t.
>>1891474Not my problem.
>>1891470Thanks.
Here's a good pic and there's some weird obese woman.
>jimi said no to falcons just to get kicked soon
NOOOOOOO
>>1891479zontix rating :O
i hope you'll still be able to see 2.1 rating even after they implement 3.0 fully. i think they said so but i'm not really sure.
>>1891479rws > rating yet again
>>1891482tbf he was at his peak when falcons offered him a position and he knew that going there would be a death sentence for his career
what he didn't count on was becoming completely washed so quickly
>>1891479if they swapped sh1tro for m0nesy they would never lose another game
it's no wonder the stats say he barely contributes to winning when he plays like such a bitch. he had ONE t side opening attempt the entire bo3
>>1891465>Why not Jimi his performance has fallen off a cliffyes but as i said, it's likely largely a result of spinx joining the team
>Brollan is a fragging IGLyes and he has little experience, but his t-sides are still in question. they've basically had to become a ct specialist team to compensate for them so depending on how well he develops this season, it might be a gamble to keep him.
i agree about spinx but xertion ghosts too often and good luck trying to fix his mental if the team is fumbling
he's a momentum performer (just coined that term)
>>1891485yeah that was before monesy and kyousuke
seemed like falcons would just be mids + niko (and niko was considered good 6 months ago)
>>1891459nah showing you like someone who's hated on by seemingly everyone recently is based, glory hunters however are the least based fans in existence, mouz fans aren't necessarily but you saw even less of them before than now
>>1891487>it's likely largely a result of spinx joining the teamCan you elaborate on this?
>xertion ghosts too oftenMaybe it's just recency bias but he was key in getting entries against Furia on Inferno.
As for T side losses, I believe Sycrone and Xyp9x should be able to cook something good. Mouz has unironically the best coaching in the entire scene.
>>1891480okay here's the obese woman
>>1891482i don't think he's unfixable but it's very doubtful whether he's gonna get many tier 1 offers
faze needs a good anchor and rain is retiring soon but pr is a better option
>>1891494>who is this 12 year old, did he get lost?
>>1891491Niko is a very polarizing player. He has many haters and many lovers. By that logic, Mouz has a LOT of haters. So supporting them is based, right?
>>1891485>he knew that going there would be a death sentence for his careermhl was off their books in a month to t3
boros went to broke itb after like 3 months
snappi, sunpayus got traded, maden spent 6 months on the bench
magisk it remains to be seen
dupreeh was already gonna retire
and degster would probably go for cheap, but no teams want him
if you can get a few mil, it's a no brainer. mouz will take you back a couple months after you get booted for b1t or ropz
Is the Cologne Major going to have a based format or are they going to follow Valve's same old?
>>1891493>Can you elaborate on this?he often has to play second fiddle to spinx positionally
>Maybe it's just recency bias but he was key in getting entries against Furia on Inferno.trust me, as a long time mouz supporter, there is a pattern
>huge uptick in performance in an arena game>makes you believe he's sorted out his weak mental>he ghosts the next one, niko mode >As for T side losses, I believe Sycrone and Xyp9x should be able to cook something goodas a brollan fan, i certainly hope so. he deserves a real trophy
>>1891487>as i said, it's likely largely a result of spinx joining the teamwho cares, spinx took them to #2 vs much better opposition. and spinx actually does something on t side
spirit will be really dangerous if he starts playing better
he did play okay though, better than magixx has vs mouz this year (magixx has been like 0.70 or 0.80 each time)
>>1891500Going by that logic yes, but mouz has 2 legit reasons for being hated whereas niko is just a player that couldn't win every trophy
>>1891515don't get me wrong. -jimpphat is definitely the most obvious solution but i don't think he's suddenly become a fundamentally bad player or that he's "washed"
i want to see jimi do well but perhaps he can't in this iteration of mouz
>>1891509He will be next, worry not
>>1891520imagine sh1tro, but he actually kills people on the other team instead of just staying alive
>>1891518not bad at all considering he has dirt roles
having no vibe guy will be bad in the long run though
>>1891526surely a player like that would be on my radar, did they skip this event?
>>1891520imagine sh1tro, but he tries to go for ego peeks and reddit clips instead of playing for his team
VITALITY AND FALCONS LINK UP REQUIRED FOR THE HEALTH OF THE SCENE
>Falcons take out the trash (MOUZ and Spirit)
>Vitality clean up shitter teams (MongolZ and whatever loser managed to fluke)
>FIVE-MAPPER OF ROPZ vs NIKO and ZYWOO vs M0NESY
coming tournaments will be really interesting. furia and navi looked very good too.
>>1891529you got your years mixed up, he skipped last year's cologne
>>1891530>playing for his teamread nigga read
>>1891479lowest rws on his team as the set-up baity awper
>>1891531this but unironically
all Vitality vs Falcons matches have been pure kino, while this piece of shit was so boring I switched to watch FlyQuest vs HUNS halfway into Ancient
>>1891538it's just cool that we have a goat tier player that is aggressive and not an awp abuser
>>1891531>VITALITY AND FALCONS LINK UP REQUIRED FOR THE HEALTH OF THE SCENEdon't even need to read the rest of your post, I know we're on the same wavelength
you bring the koolaid, I'll bring the cyanide. we're making jonestown 2 in this bitch
donk is based cause you know he's not even gonna party, just go back to hotel and get on faceit
>>1891547donk is far from based. he acts ultra gay in public just for his groupie gf
>>1891549its wholesome teenage love bro
>>1891551yeah similar to the one m0nesy had
ended so hard he didn't recover since
suns1de will make donk a donkzera
donk know the dangers of 3dpd w*men don't worry bros
they're gonna put this dude in an early grave from the stress of carrying this team
>>1891554true. a stupid whore is actually the biggest threat.
>>1891552>suns1de will make donk a donkzerahe's gonna get jacked and come join his bro m0nesy's team, then his mom is gonna bitch about the situation on twitter?
>>1891559is something like that why coldzera fell off?
>>1891559he's gonna join #WaShUp, then change regions, then disappear in depths of ru tier3 scene
do we agree with the 160cm guy
https://x.com/CS2News_EN/status/1952094143192478107
this how they're celebrating
>>1891571it's objectively true, not a matter of agreeing or disagreeing
>>1891571i agree with this tweet yes
>>1891571proclaim how many times donk won vs NiKo
>>1891573people were making fun of mouz for having a party with just the team in austin or whenever it was but they'll no doubt spin this to be epic and sigma
>>1891573omg they eat food
>>1891571niko has real highlights. donk biggest highlight is killing heroic
niko prime is still the most skilled a player can get. donk prime is catching people off guard and eco fragging
niko never toggled. donk suffered from GO to cs2 transition because cheat was not updated
niko carried mouz reputation in GO. donk was made by TS
niko looks like a man. donk like a twink
niko is married to a normal woman. donk has a groupie gf
>>1891582you went on for too long. bait became obvious.
>started getting into real life
holyyyyyyyy cope
>>1891531True.
Melbourne GF was the best match so far in CS2
>>1891594missed it because i don't care about either team
unlucko
>>1891605the last tournament zywoo will ever win ever
>>1891582insane trvke, they wont like this
zywoo and simple didnt have a single mvp at donks age btw
>>1891582nikobros will never be able to dispute this moment
>>1891609>nikobroshow the fuck is niko related there? he died last in the dark, it's all on m0nesy and teses
>>1891609not niko's fault in any way
who gets evp?
shiro, ropz and who more?
>>1891615molodoy and b1t
maybe iM
>>1891577https://www.atptour.com/en/players/atp-head-2-head/safin-safin-vs-djokovic-djokovic/s741/d643
https://www.atptour.com/en/players/atp-head-2-head/patrick-rafter-vs-roger-federer/r255/f324
also
>proclaim
>>1891615>>1891618torzsi has to get it too. they can't just not give the 2nd place any evps.
>>1891620>links off-topic shitnext try?
>>1891582donk 1 kato mvp 1 cologne mvp 1 major mvp by 18
niko 1 pity mvp as an old man on like his 12th try
>>1891625he's pointing out that some random shitters leading h2h vs tennis goats means nothing
>>1891625wow you guys really do lack baseline cognitive ability, I thought that was a meme
>>1891636I accept your concession.
>>1891634>some random shittersI thought we're talking about the rifler GOATs?
The better example would be the old best player in the world vs the newer one, not JamYoung vs donk h2h equivalent
>>1891636Read above
>donk is the new rifler goat>but only when he isn't playing the old rifler goatxd
>blast booty
no one cares
>ewc
no one cares
>blast open
no one cares
>fissure
probably a fun event but likely almost exlusively tier 2 again
>sl Budapest
probably don't have the clout to get the top 4 to attend and only 8 teams are attending no matter what
>epl
fun but studio
>cac
tier 2 event
>thunderpick
same as sl Budapest
>iem Chengdu
real event
bros, we have no real cs until november
>>1891648truthnukes from tiktok
>>1891649spirit manager posts itt?
>>1891649>no one caresas long as good teams attends it's good
so iem cologne ended, what do WE do next?
>>1891660cs2 isn't playable
>>1891642>>1891642>some random shitters>I thought we're talking about the rifler GOATs?safin and rafter were both world #1
n0k0 was never #1 and will never be #1
you were right about the comparison being inapt, but it's because n0k0 is too shit to measure up. maybe I'll make a cricket reference next time, is that more your speed?
>>1891663is this gonna be on the broken bhop patch?
>>1891664i didn't say cs2, stupid fuckin unc
>>1891643I think this is fine, having to break through a defense is more interesting than cts having to gamblestack or do unreasonable pushes for info to stand any chance of holding a site
>>1891665i wish but next gp is also 3 weeks away and it doesnt look promising for amx
astralis never won cologne?
>>1891652if the winners or losers wouldn't react like this (not counting vitality)
>>1891566 it's a nothingburger event
blast used to have some prestige attached but this new format is ass and everyone knows it
the only other TO who could pull in all top 4 teams is starladder but i doubt it and having only 8 teams is kinda lame
>>1891657https://www.twitch.tv/tarik
g2 on stream lil nigga lock in
>>1891667>n0k0 was never #1 you can't name a better rifler than him
didn't read the rest of the cope, no reason to when you're this emotional
is cologne the most prestige event after majors?
>>1891673with how things are currently going for them, I don't imagine them winning anything any time soon
we need device to create some miracle strats for his team
>>1891676this is flat earth tier denial of reality
>>1891679Post the score, Ivan
>donk [heart] H0 :)
what did he mean by this?
>>1891562google coldzera mom niko twitter
>>1891673never even made it to the final iirc
>>1891682bro tried to do another H
>>1891681I'm sorry your jl-tier boyfriend can't keep up, but you have to engage with reality
you just know in couple years we will get twinks from russia named sasuke or kamehameha and they will be the next goats
>>1891689>keeps posting everything except the score?
Gonna bring out the major MVP picture in the next post?
>>1891689jl can still make top 20 right? he must have good offers like faze or liquid ready to go.
no way he falls from 5th to outside of top 20...
lets see who niko faced for the top 1 hltv
s1mple before whore gf
astralis era with prime devve
full toggle coldzera + brazilian domination
zywoo goat mode
summarizing: rifler against the best awpers in history
now lets see who donk faced for top 1 hltv
m0nesy post gf (he robbed him anyways check top 5 stats)
zywoo wow mode
summarizing: robbed m0nesy and zywoo was too busy riding some shithole in wow
>>1891691what's the score
>>1891692jLoser cope-retired like a lot of the oldhead pros
just taking a lil break like olofmeister :)
lol, no teams were good on t
>>1891695>Maps 2 2 2 2 2>Maps 3 3 3 3 3 I don't know what's the score, surely donk won vs NiKo AT LEAST thrice, right? One is a fluke, two is a coincidence, three is a pattern after all.
>>1891702All that just for nothing
Good job, Vitality
hello friends i am back, i see that spirit absolutely RAPED AND GAPED the kikes
>>1891704t. marat safin defener
>>1891702Maybe adjusting to the CT econ buffs
>>1891717Yeah. Only t sided map at Cologne was Inferno.
>>1891714To be fair he has 2 slams, that makes him better than every tennis player born in the 90s combined
>>1891707brollan has been an igl for 6 months
blitz has been been igl for 3+ years
good look for hunter and fallen though
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https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2530004378?t=1h39m31s
German cat in the bag strikes again.
xantares truthers come here
we gettin named the goat rifler
>>1891725torzsi just sucks on anything but awp
>>1891725it can't be a coincidence at this point
jinxing is real
>>1891729and sucks on that too JEJEJEJJEJJAJAJAJJALELLELEELEOOOOOOLKEKEKE
>>1891727except niko did beat eternal fire, full lineup vs full lineup
the only win donk has vs niko is against taz subbing in for m0nesy
Learn to sit back and observe.
Not everything needs a reaction.
>>1891738congratulations to niko on his selection of teammates
I'm sure they've had a lot of success in recent years
>>1891739yeah i think we can all agree niko has sat back for way too long at this point
cologne 2024 was donks one really bad event
so winning it now is a nice storyline
IEM Cologne Grand Final players with academy backgrounds:
โข donk
โข sh1ro
โข torzsi
โข zont1x
โข xertioN
โข Jimpphat
That's 60% of all Grand Final players.
Let's invest into the ecosystem for academy teams to keep the game alive
>>1891744they'll be back to being an undeniable top 3 team by the end of the year though
>>1891748zweih spent 6 days in hotu academy (wtf?)
>>1891747astreisk event due to snap tap abusement btw
>>1891754except nobody fell off after it was banned, meaning it had zero effect and autists went assmad over things simplifying
we have much more events since vrs system introduction but old hags are the same. How so?
what's the argument for donk not being the goat rifler?
>donk cried happy tears after cologne
>chopper did the same after the major
>shiro did the same after katowice, the major, and cologne
>magixx larped as an anime character but was still clearly happy
>zweih was just happy
>zont1x does le sigma face every time they win and when he got teary-eyed in shanghai he immediately tried to hide it
bro has some issues
>>1891756>except nobody fell off after it was bannedexcept saw, massively
>>1891761budapest major into #1, we will be there
>>1891759"goat rifler" title was just a consolation prize from when the top 2 or top 3 players always were awpers
donk is just goat
>>1891764>except saw, massivelyprobably because their 2 best players decided to bench themselves
>>1891759"too early" or something but it's definitely not nik0 anyway
magixx will never win cologne....
>>1891764Most large tournaments have a fluke team that doesn't show anything afterwards
Falcons in Katowice, 9z in Dallas, SAW in Cologne last year
MOUZ were all using Snap Tap and remained a top 4-5 team of 2024 afterwards
>>1891582nikos greatest highlights are chokes
>>1891768after being nerfed by the snap tap ban
>>1891771only thing fatixx wins is the fattest tranny in russia award i'm afraid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYFZTEifTGM
>>1891682it says HB :)
russian zoomers say hb for happy birthday
his girlfriend sunside has her birthday today
>>1891773>MOUZ were all using Snap Tap and remained a top 4-5 team of 2024 afterwardsbrollan didn't use it and i don't think jimi did either. got a source?
>>1891778proofs and why would he write "donk <3 happy birthday"?
>>1891774wait you're right
nuke deagle is my first thought, and after that is mibr austin, gamerlegion rio, losing to c9 in overtime. I don't even remember cologne 2023 as much as kato 2023 where he disappeared in the final and they won anyway
He wrote it for an anon on magog.
>>1891779they didn't
the official list is:
>9z: HUASOPEEK, MartinezSa, buda, dgt>Astralis: br0, device, stavn>G2: Snax, huNter, m0NESY, malbsMd, Niko>NAVI: jL, iM, w0nderful>Complexity: Elige, floppy>Falcons: Magisk, SunPayus, dupreeh, Snappi, Maden>FaZe: frozen, karrigan>Liquid: YEKINDAR, jks, ultimate, twistzz*>SAW: arrozdoce, ewjerkz, story, MUTiRiS, roman>Furia: Skullz>Pain: biguzera, kauez>Mongolz: Techno4K>Virtus Pro: electronic, n0rb3r7 still, nobody on the list, out of tier1 teams, fell off after the ban. in fact, G2 only got better, and Vitality didn't use it despite being the champions there
>>1891792>still, nobody on the list, out of tier1 teams, fell off after the banthat was kinda my point when i pointed out saw though. the players in tier 1 teams have more or less already peaked mechanically so it only provides a very slight performance boost (if any) whereas it can help worse players a lot
>>1891732>jinxing is realYeah. One strand of hair per jinx.
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel/clip/DrabPeppyAmazonCharlietheUnicorn-sOX_qDf1RqafCEoz?filter=clips&range=24hr&sort=time
realistically speaking, staehr and pr are mouz's only viable (proven) options for replacing jimi
does le 0.63 man have a chance of coming back or is it over?
>>1891817does pr play anchor?
i feel like he has to be pretty expensive. he's been good at many events now and is only 17 year old.
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>valorant has a female coach
wtf when are we getting this in cs
>>1891823still sounds made up but okay
>>1891808>xantares online and in groupsdevil emoji
>xantares in playoffs crying laughing emoji
Mouz won 6/6 pistols or what?
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had no idea this nigga was apart of liquid
at least liquid won something lol
>>1891824that's how you know it's not a sport, they aren't trying to win
>>1891675bro valorant is so ugly to watch
and niggas claim it's better than cs
>>1891832mouz won all mirage
spirit won all ancient
mouz won all nuke
>>1891836she's actually good apparently, obviously korean
>>1891838spirit actually had to win the pistols on ancient so lucky there
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Just wanted to bring up what could have been
>>1891677I wouldn't say this cologne was very prestigious. Lots of flukes. Falcons should have been in the playoffs and it would have looked different. I wouldn't regard this spirit team with this zweih shitter at all.
>>1891837any game with abilities is ugly to watch when you don't know shit
the game product itself is better than cs by far
>>1891519What might those reasons be? And n0k0 has plenty of reasons to be hated other than being "just a player that couldn't win every trophy".
>>1891822>does pr play anchor?he's not a "hard-anchor" but yes
>i feel like he has to be pretty expensive. he's been good at many events now and is only 17 year old.i think he's relatively under the radar still, or he has a good pokerface when it comes to offters. mouz already have an in with him since he came from their academy though
how does valorant tournaments work?
do they only have 2-3 international tournaments per year and everything else is only regional?
>>1891848yes it's all riot tournaments, 2 international majors and the rest is regionals split in winter spring summer
then between the final major and winter they can participate in some meme tourneys that mean 0
>>1891613>>1891611you niggas don't get it
>>1891847he probably has like 4 year contract with gamerlegion like flamus had
>>1891833esport orgs count chess as an esport, apparently, and the players would be stupid to say no since it's just free extra money to wear a shirt basically
my favorite chess player is a part of spirit lol
>>1891850yeah it looked weird when i checked the tournaments
sounds so gay
>>1891774>>1891785exposing yourself as new to the scene or demented isn't helping your argument, he pulled off the best deagle 1v5 of all time among dozens of other iconic highlights
>>1891846you know them, also it's not healthy to be this obsessed with hating someone erik
>>1891855cs has awful game but great esports while valorant is the opposite
>>1891854>esport jerseyyikes
he used to be dressed like this
>>1891844nah, he's right
i love PLAYING overwatch and i'm gm but as an esport it's unwatchable. i imagine the case is the same for a lot of valorant players
>>1891833it's so funny how this was the most predictable outcome out of all ESWC events
Liquid literally bought a guaranteed win several months before the actual event
>>1891856>you know themIf you're talking about the 2 jews, that's not related to CS.
>exposing yourself as new to the scene or demented isn't helping your argument, he pulled off the best deagle 1v5 of all time among dozens of other iconic highlightsholy fuck get his cock out of your mouth unc most of n0k0's "high"lights in the past half a decade have been his chokes and funny rage reactions
it's not healthy to be this obsessed with sucking someone one nigga
>>1891862admittedly a downgrade in drip for both him and dubov
free money doe
>>1891874>dubov only 29>already washed up more than karpovit's over
>>1891844>the game product itself is better than cs by farliterally none of this is to do with the gameplay though
bcgame bought a t1 core
whos laughin now zyfloptards
Now that the dust has settled, what do we think about the fraudwatch?
>>1865523>>1865545 >>1865587 >>1866123Just like I'd suspected failcl0wns bombed out. Also it's funny you said that kyousuke should be on the list not anyone else from the team but he turned out to be their highest rated player.
Broky was better but still shit. As I'd predicted Liquid bombed out. VP Perfecto is doomed. Makazze was a good pickup, looking forward to more monkey-style gameplay. Nilo was a flop. nuG2 showed potential but faltered. Tyloo and Astralis were a fluke. Flyquest are still shit. Spirit might have won but Zweih is still on the list.
>>1891881>bcgame bought a t1 corei get that s1mple is a big man now, but he's not that big to qualify as a core
>>1891881which team could that possibly be?
>>1891884Nor is he good enough to qualify as t1
>>1891883tyloo is good if jamyoung is donk but he was bad in cologne
i think astralis were just kind of unlucky to face furia in elimination so early
>>1891869yet it's why they are disliked and why stinx got ousted from vitality, also you just exposed yourself again, why the arbitrary cutoff date on highlights?
>>1891856the #1 niko highlight oat is indisputably the nuke deagle
>>1891890which is retarded because it's the biggest nothingburger in history of gaming
they would never win mirage, not with the team NiKo had and not with the domination NaVi showed on that map throughout
if niko wasnt so shit kyousuke would have a cologne now
>>1891889You're free to hate them as a person all you want. That does not make it a legitimate reason to hate them in the context of this game.
>why the arbitrary cutoff date on highlights?>why do you care about plumber era highlights?
>>1891877true but i like his old games
him, rapport, and ivanchuk are my goats (for playstyle, not results)
>>1891894idk what to tell you, that's how it goes
>>1891894i've been saying this
It really doesn't matter if the major is at Cologne if they're going to follow the same shitty format.
>>1891894yeah the way people talk about it you would've thought that g2 had already won a map
>>1891903i'm boycotting majors if they don't start doing bo5s
>>18919031 less super prestigious event and turning cologne into a bo1/bo3 fluke fiesta, and the people cheer for it
>>1891531would be boring as fuck without donk in final. fuck off.
>>1891905no reason not to have bo3 all the way through with a bo5 final, it only adds 3 days and it's the last event of the season anyway, literally everyone is asking for it so I don't know what the problem is
>>1891922>literally everyone is asking for it so I don't know what the problem isvolvo are autistically stubborn (but also probably worried about viewer retention)
>bc.game bought out karrigan-rain-frozen core
faze officially disband?
>>1891956proofs
i'm thinkin astralis core cuz they're bankrupt
>>1891958astralis are selling the brand, not the players
>>1891956not surprising apparently fazes ceo banks(kek) left the org after scamming kids
>>1891960faze esports and faze clan are two separate entities owned by different people though
>bc.game bought out siuhy-twistzz-naf core
liquid officially disband?
>bc game bought donk kyousuke monesy core
wtf!!!
bc game should get shroud
>>1891971they're just trolling games so that bc.game buy them out for cheaper due to a low VRS rank
twistzz and naf will repeat their 2019 form once they're in a casino jersey
>>1891974shroud
tenz
s1mple
steel
jL
kassad
we will be there
>>1891956karrigan rain broky, frozen sold to falcons and elige to complexity
did you guys know that on august 3rd 2025 mouz was raped and gaped on a public stage in koln germany?
>>1891982>one t-side gun round winfraud team
https://x.com/PimpCS2/status/1952106718034579515
>>1891989its really upsetting to know he's the type of person who would never kill himself
>>1891856>>1891894>why do people remember a round that lost the most watched cs match ever, it's retarded>they should remember an online esea group game from 2015 instead, now that was a matchexpected from onlineko fan
>>1891995>implying this wasn't fuckin kinohttps://www.hltv.org/matches/2293924/match
>>1891989he's going to make more incidents like this occur by giving it this much attention since that's exactly what the perpetrators wanted (and that's a good thing!)
where did this "they're buying a core" bs come from?
>>1892011s1mple is training abs now that he's lost the alcoholism flab, and it got mistranslated from russian tg channels
sp0r0t should have done
-chopper, magixx to igl +ksucky and they would done more than fluke cologne this year
>>1892018why change anything other than -shitter +kyousuke
with donk in this form you should be trying to win every available tournament, not gambling and hemming and hawing
>>1892026>-shitter +kyousukethat's what i just said
>>1892028you know chopper is a warm body who can serve as igl
you have no idea if magixx can
>>1892028No you didn't you said - their best clutcher and keep their fat tranny shit player
>>1892032>who can serve as igldebatable and they need a vibes guy
you'll see that in a couple of months
>>1892034>- their best clutcherzont1x is still in???? (2nd highest rws btw the only important stat)
>>1892039yes good player is still on the team while the shittiest tranny got kicked, you having reading problems or something?
>>1892038>debatablethey won a major with him igling, they just won a big event with him igling and no magixx
I think the burden of proof is on you that magixx could immediately step up to primary calling when so many other players failed at it. it's like a secondary awp->primary awp shift, there's no guarantee it works
>>1892041no one said -zont1x though
until you said -their best clutcher
>>1892043go lose some weight maybe you can read after that
>>1892018>-chopper, keep magixx>>1892026>-shitter (magixx)>>1892028>-shitter (chopper)>>1892034>- their best clutcher (zont1x, factually, sh0r0trannies need not respond)>>1892046you are retarded
>>1892018>-chopper, magixx to igl>>1892034>you said - their best clutcherthis implies chopper is their best clutcher
>>1892039>- their best clutcher>zont1x is still inthis implies zont1x is their best clutcher, not chopper
cut the bullshit
>>1892050i can see the confusion, as zont1x is statistically their best clutcher so anyone proclaiming chopper as a clutcher is retarded and wrong and instantly disregarded, see
>>1891948
>>1892049>>1892050>>1892051Your tranny got cut, deal with it.
>>1892054i think you're mixing up two people
i'm the tranngixx advocate, the guy you're responding to simply (factually) stated that zontix is their best clutcher
>>1891509Only a real national team allowed to take home the Tower of Babel cup.
>>1892071except last year
and the year before that
and the year before that
>>1892018how mad were you watching mouz get raped and gaped today
>>1892073God wasn't angry yet. It's over for hodgepodge team from now on.
>>1892074it was the expected result, mouz can't win a real trophy
doesn't change the fact that spirit fumbled a roster that would have held up for years based on raw skill alone and i say that as a ksucky hater
>>1892080>it was the expected resultsome people didn't expect it
anyway spirit fumbled, but they pumped out generational prospects in back to back years, so the delusion is a little understandable even if incorrect
Spirit won after making a roster change so logically if Falcons make a roster move then they too will win.
>>1891990Why don't you kys then? Do what he never could <3
>>1892084on the bright side, they've got 3 academy teams where they can lock young prospects into 10 year contracts for cigarette money now so they'll never fumble again
>>1892089Actually I won't either.
wtf pimp posts here?
stick to hltv lil danigga
>>1892074Unlike ziggy piggies, I don't take my team's losses to heart.
>>1892092pimp is a niko flair btw
kek
>>1892092Hating him is super reddit
We stan pimp here
>>1892097no the fuck we do not, he's a pussy
https://www.hltv.org/profile/329471/pimp
>>1892100I'm trying to figure out what in that link indicates that he's a pussy.
is it newfags itt who've never read the gla1ve/pimp hltv news post
https://www.hltv.org/news/13817/gla1ve-handed-gdk-ban-and-fine#r7140928
>>1892103it's a vibe, and if you don't get it you're probably a pussy too
>all the poopality fans malding over the final
KEK
>>1892106i aint readin allat
>>1892106>2014holy fuck unc no one cares
>>1892107sypau
>>1891989im glad this game is more popular in eu, balkans, and russia than in sea, china, and us. hope incidents like this keep happening, not too often though.
>>1892109>zywoof not even in the top 10 player ratingsoh dear
>>1892106I can hear this in his voice
>>1892110I advice you to stay claim and behave
>>1892106glaive was right and won 4 majors, pimp is a faggot and was never good, nico literally who
enough about p0mp
can we all agree that maui is the best analyst right now? guy has a depth that can't really be matched by his peers
>>1892127fuck outta here stupid ass gnome
>>1892122https://liquipedia.net/counterstrike/Nico
https://www.hltv.org/player/6215/juliebabz
gla1ve always liked him an older woman
name 3 likeable danedogs
for me? dupreeh, hooxi, bro
>>1892136dupreeh staehr sjuush teses bubzkji valde roej es3tag berry
>>1892136hooxi, jabbi, xyp9x
>>1892141hooxi's a basket case, jabbi's a stavndrone, xyp a little too autistic
>>1892136smf, holzt, my friend who teamed with them once
>Thorin on s1mple's contract with BC.Game: "I heard that might only be a 2-3 month deal"
>I heard from one of my little birds in the scene that this deal might only be for a couple of months. It might only be like a 2-3 month deal. If you go back to when s1mple signed his last NAVI contract, I believe people online say it was supposed to run out in October of this year.
>So I'll just say this: People thinking, "So s1mple is committed to BC.Game." No, based on what I've heard, he might only be doing the equivalent [of previous stand-in stints]. It sounds to me that they just bought the end of his contract, or maybe he even bought himself out for the end of his contract, and they pay him some f**kton of money to promote the casino. I don't know. This is speculation, this part, but I'm trying to put together some pieces that are out there. They're just not directly connected or explicitly stated, are they?
maybe we is getting 2026 s1mple in t1 after all
>>1892182thorin is the #1 s1mple coper so i'd take that all with a grain of salt
>>1892115Are you that autist from a couple of threads ago that was harping on and on about "comprehension" when all he posted was gibberish?
>>1892196What I'm saying is you're a fucking retard. Hope this was easier to understand, cunt.
>>1892195Sure is (the player)
>>1892207And what might your opinion be about the situation?
>>1892224but cp3 is white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2DhDUSYq9g
its up
>>1892259my content goat bird
>>1892259>a nikobro is writing essays on here shitting on donk to elevate niko>niko is writing essays on twitter defending team spiritcrazy how the world all fits together
>>1892259>the ___ situation is crazy
whats next for liquid bros
theyre 26th on VRS and CCT is a humiliation ritual
>>1892298100% swapping to Americas somehow
Idk how though. Kick ultimate for try? I don't think there's any NA rifler for nertz that they would consider like Lake, that would also actually consider joining a moveup (M80 is about to overtake them in points)
>>1892298>>1892306NA is genuinely finished. Earlier I could defend them as being better than SA because of teams like Liquid, COL and sometimes M80. But it's done now, it's over. There's nothing more to be done.
>>1892309you gonna eat those words zyw00
>donk hasn't even peaked yet
Bros
>>1892311oh yeah well uh neither is uhh makazze
>>1892313https://xcancel.com/makazzee/status/1950602341373382798
this handsome guy
>>1892315>meliodas avataryeah my babygoat alright
>>1892298Huh, wonder how you determine which is ranked higher.
>>1892323I thought I saw decimals once on the vrs github but i can't find it so idk
>>1892323decimal points with the decimals usually decided by head to head scores determined by teams you beat/lost to and how they're doing
so if a team you lost to also starts tanking then you will probably lose a few fractions of points too because you lost to a shitter team
>>1892323Actually thinking on it, what happens if this was the determining factor for say the last invite.
>>1892327https://github.com/ValveSoftware/counter-strike_regional_standings/blob/main/invitation/2025/standings_global_2025_06_02.md
Flyquest beat Lynn for the last cologne spot by 0.3 points
https://github.com/ValveSoftware/counter-strike_regional_standings/blob/main/invitation/2025/details/2025_06_02/0024--flyquest--ins-liazz-nettik-regali-vexite.md
https://github.com/ValveSoftware/counter-strike_regional_standings/blob/main/invitation/2025/details/2025_06_02/0025--lynn_vision--c4llm3su3-emiliaqaq-starry-westmelon-z4kr.md
they will need to cross that bridge when they get there if a team ties on 1 decimal point
No cap I'm excited for monkey-style gameplay.
>>1892333>monkey-style gameplay
>>1892333>monkey hater out>monkey incrazy times at navi hq
im a nikobro because i think he is really good, but i've never got to focus on him as a person. after searching on youtube his biggest rages he seems to only rage at his opponents and his own luck or performance, the few times he has to say something to his mates he speaks without degrading them or telling them he is so much better or that he earns tons of money or that they are wasting their time or some arrogant shit like that, he just speaks in a normal tone of voice and no passive aggressive faggotry only americans are used to. he is just like your average competitive guy that just wants to win and is respectful towards the people surrounding him. no wonder its said he is m0nesy role model and kyousuke also seems to like him. after this realization i really don't get why people like to mock him to the point of trying to hurt his feelings.
here he is a bro for m0nesy
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/erSRDY3EjK4
here is his average rage
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyXICNpiDEU
this match summarizes him as a person, monesy was being cringe so niko activated his mic to actually play with his noob teammates and talk to them without being a dick
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fFrIlQdwE0
>falcons is sportswashing not just their country but even n0k0 now
>>1892351i don't many really hates him. it's just funny that he has no major.
>>1892377we just kick teses and we can start winning CACAW!!!!
>>1892378>cacawkek good one
I had a dream I was a CS pro and I was eating in a German town and a bunch of Russian fans kept trying to film me and my team, then I bit into a big cream filled pastry and it got all stuck in my beard and the Russian fans photographed it and posted it online. The guy who sexually assaulted me IRL handed me a towel to wipe all the cream off.
i feel like passion is gonna radar spirit since it's online
Do you only get to borrow the Cologne trophy? Like the FIFA trophy?
>>1892430I remember from some karrigan vlog that FaZe has a Cologne trophy in their office. The one on stage is probably the real one and the winners get an identical copy to take home.
>>1892451why would he keep it when he won it last year?
this nigga smiling like this is anything close to a cologne trophy
> here's your new vibes guy
>>1892462He has already won a Cologne.
This is his first Blast Rising Asia.
>>1892462he smiles because he knows that liquid lost
>>1892467they LOST to liquid
>>1892462>JKSexAt Blast Open
>LiquidNot at Blast Open
>>1892464chopper can do it
>>1892468they'll get their revenge at blast open london
hold up..!
>>1892464vibes and pressure are overrated factors.
>>1892474of course the monkey chimped out
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>>1892511what even happened here? his worst rating on lan bo3/bo5 ever.
>>1892512cologne has the aura of making the obvious favorite completely crash and burn
see donk in 2024 cologne
>>1892512it was a classic zyw0.60 playoffs choke. hes been able to avoid it last season because his team was so strong but this time Ropz couldnt solo carry and flamez ghosted.
>>1892515>classiclol it was the worst of his almost decade long career
>>1892511I'll tell you one thing and I'm not ashamed to say it, my estimation of zywoo as the goat just fucking plummeted.
I'm glad Blast Bounty Fall is right after IEM Cologne
I am enjoying CS2 kino
>>1892519online cs is anything but kino you cocksucker
>>1892523final 8 is lan right
>>1892523studio and online cs are the same
>>1892523it's only gonna be not kino because of falcons not being there
scream is going to bc game
>>1892525Yeah but only studio iirc
>>1892536StoicwOo does not show emotions
Get the fuck in her, JL debut with his new team!
https://www.twitch.tv/united21_en
>>1892540from major winner to this
>>1892461One is from 2024, one is from 2025, these medals are for two separate events, hope that helps.
>>1892545lowest iq post in this thread yet
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jl bottomfragging in t3..
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>>1892547If Spirit win Cologne next year, do they just put the trophy down? "Already won this, not interested, not important".
>>1892451>>1892548winner attitude but also go back
>>1892512he got too cocky and expected to be carried by the rest of the team
>>1892558nta but you are legitimately retarded if this isn't bait
jl is losing to an academy team....
>>1892566>jLoser losingWHAT?! no waaaaaay
zweih was 0.96 vs top 5 on cologne so better than magixx has been any event this year
>>1892571what's next for magixx?
>>1892571yes but he's also a quiet autist
tranngixx's real value was being the calm, positive, and vocal one in a team of tilters
>>1892571>vs top 5 on cologneso just 2 games, one of which is vs "aurora" with xfl0ud instead of XANTARES?
magixx rapes him any day of the week
>>1892578probably a top 30 international team if anything at all
>>1892581magixx basically solo lost all their games vs mouz
>>1892590How will Liquid manage to lose this game?
>>1892589sh1to was the problem at the major, EPL and BLAST don't matter
>>1892590>Philippine peso (PHP)
>>1892578transition (to igl)
>>1892592They lost to vp academy, the chances are actually quite high
>>1892600and ecstatic beat vp prodigy
>>1892602Indeed, hookers guaranteed
>s0mple never won a real katowice or cologne
>zyp00 never won a real major
>donk won all three against legitimate opponents
>has been rank #1
>has a mediocre team but still shines (a requirement at some point in your career, according to many traditional sports fans)
the goat status can no longer be denied, objectively speaking
jL destroying these niggas rn
>>1891676OH NO NO NO
DONKSISSIES THIS CAN'T BE IT
BRING ME KARRIGAN AND SHLOMOS NOW
>>1892627jLegend doubters in shambles
>>1892622>s0mple never won a real katowice or colognekato 2020 was the last, realest trophy in cs
>>1892464Not ever getting tilted is at least beneficial, he doesn't care what happens his mood is static
>>1892634>beat 3 washed frenchoids + 2 good players in front of a crowd of 20 peopletruly, the stuff of legends
jlegend haters so quiet rn
>>1892643 anything but a 2 rating is a shit performance
>>1892643>jl only player without opening attemptsbaiting freak
>>1892643against a low tier academy team that they got dominated by on inferno
they'd get gaped by an actually good academy team like FUT or VP prodigy
kid's got that awp neck
he's 16 hope he grows into it or something
>>1892650i've never seen someone from uzbekistan in real life
aren't they supposed to look more asian
>>1892649seething that jLegend is still good
>>1892667>better anchor than n0f>doesn't act like he's constantly attending a funeralmake it happen
>>1892677what am i wrong about?
>>1892681it's better to just get some 1.15 t2 player
donk is a cs2 baby, let's see him in 1.6
the real man's game, not this s1ssy shit holding mouse1 across the whole map and abusing broken models
Where's the technique, the quick & measured taps, the slick kz movement?
He relies on adad-ing around impenetrable walls to make up for his lack of brains. In 1.6 he'd get wallbanged before he even tried shooting back, that's how predictable he is.
Thus there can only be one goat of CS, the one who played all 3 versions of cs(not counting cs:shit) and was great in every single one of them. It's not f0rest or GTR, nor s0mple or fatwoo and certainly not balding manlet donk. That man's name?
NiKo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPjPiS-qC0k
>>1892683>let's see him in a decades old gameUnc...
>>1892683there's just something about 1.6 demos that looks sexy
the no animation swap i guess
>>1892683is the instant weapon switching some replay bug? you see it in many cs 1.6 videos but im pretty sure you could not do that.
>>1892684old=good, soulful and highT
new= fake, gay & estrogenpilled
>>1892686yes it's the shitty hltv demo, the crosshair also barely moves
but that's part of the game in csgo/2, you can't even have a good crosshair thx to incompetent devs
you will have a static crosshair and you will like it
>>1892683>lets see the highly mechanical player in the most mechanics rewarding game in the series. Donk would probably be contending with neo if we could teleport him back
>It's such an amazing feeling. I feel relief right now, very strong relief
me when vitality tournament streak finally ended
pashabiceps (also one of the soulful players that came from the good game - cs 1.6)
says that he hates rapefugees and negroes
donksissy would never
>>1892701i feel like it's just going to be bad if you go actively looking for it
>>1892698holding mouse1= mechanics
gj tard, we've seen highly mechanical players of actually mechanically demanding game drop off a cliff in csgo, while bots like fnatic's old guys rose to the top quickly over the nip guys, not to mention guys like markeloff
>>1892706>holding mouse1= mechanicsyou could say that about every FPS game what the fuck are you talking about
at least jl gets to play in a grand final
>>1892707I looove watching people spray from dust pit to a site, much skill many w0ws
We used to laugh at the noobs holding mouse1
>>1892711you sound mad that donk is better than neo...
https://xcancel.com/G2CSGO/status/1952354428318556491
kwab
>ass bounty tomorrow
>immediately spirit plays the ukrainesissy national team
kek
>>1892716what tier is this?
>>1892718passion ua chose spirit as their opponent
>>1892720>only one top 100 teamyeah not even t2 for sure
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>>1892723matchfixing league
why is flusha here
Based now niko can actually win a major
>>1892724flusha likes losing in t79 cs
he played in eyeballers for like 5 years but quit recently. this is probably just a friend stack. the tournament isn't ranked so i think they just got invited because flusha.
>>1892683Cs2 looks so fucking blurry in comparison to this god damn
>>1892711bro? Lightning gun? Quake boomers shit on you
cs newfags discovering just how good we used to have it
>>1892713I'm mad there won't be future wunderkinds in a good game that rewards skill, that would make neo look like hunden, not this dogshit adadsprayfest
So much money and production value in events and all for what? Next week, hltv top2's will play faceit together against randoms and lose 13:7. GG
>>1892715sissified cs2roon
https://x.com/G2CSGO/status/1952355083338805702
smooyabros?
>>1892734backstory is that g2 ares got 13-0'd when using standin on the final map after the supposed false positive anti cheat didn't allow kl1m to play
remember when you had to buy bullets?
>>1892737was nice to have a way to spend less money
>>1892737I remember just spamming the buy bullets ammo so I got max main and secondary ammo. No idea what the ammo even costed or if that was wasteful or whatever.
>>1892725another natty chad in the ranks
>>1892734>it was the acis this a better or worse cope than "air quality"?
>>1892737Remember when you could buy night vision goggles?
>>1892743>30+ years old>posts tranimeyoikes
Here's some karrigan for the newfags
Even 1.6 fragmovies had more soul than the shit gambacs2editors produce today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VOQ3_DaBmk
>>1892747riot shield + deagle
>>1892752was riot shield even allowed in pro
seems like something banned
>>1892750karrigan being a good cs1.6 player just proves how low skill the scene was
>>1892743For the longest time I would buy deagle as well every time I bought a rifle or awp then, .,.,.,.,.,. until I couldn't any more lmao
>>1892750if the average middle schooler today had nothing else to play and played this for a few months, they'd be better than that
>>1892755nah, it was banned. you could be super obnoxious with it
>>1892683donk would rape even harder in 1.6 or css
>>1892757>then, .,.,.,.,.,. until I couldn't any more lmaolol exactly
was ammo super cheap or did this actually have an impact in serious play?
>>1892761It was surely suboptimal, but people were just not as conscious of economy except at the highest level, you could probably squeeze out more buy rounds or decos if you never bought more than what you'd realistically spend in any given round
rewatching yesterday's beat down
oops i lied im watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4ChtQWQv04
>>1892769I'm sure pros at least didn't spam the 'buy secondary ammo' key.
>>1892769you'd never skimp on primary ammo cause of the wallbangs
>>1892756>>1892758you're right
now random faceit shitter rapes donk and monesy stack before school
because high skilled mouse1 holding and anime watching
>>1892780why did all pros quit 1.6 for csgo but they didn't quit it for css?
>>1892773depends, we would never use 40 awp bullets in any scenario, nor 120 for ak if rushing b on train or something similar, but ct nuke max that shit out
>>1892784valve (eventually) made csgo not shit, and said they were going to support it
for me? for me it was blatantly wallhacking in dm servers then admins taking screenshots of my game and forcing me to email them unless i want a permaban
>>1892769remember when rpk inefficiently rebought armor like 50 times in a tournament, and the next guy was like 3x
I really, really hope Falcons can top this moment at EWC this year
>>1892808how are you going to cope when they win it?
We used to have based niggerhaters casting our games
Now it's jeets and faggots(and that trannyfucker still hanging around)
>>1892808go back redditor
>>1892810>>1892811Falcons will lose even harder soon, just you wait and see
>d0nk and his gfahhahahahahahahahhahahaha
>>1892815she is an autistic anime addicted gamer femcel why are they slandering her ?
>>1892819oh no she's like 15 cm taller
>>1892819Average Russian male vs shortest Ukrainian woman
furia was so close to beating mouz
could they have beaten vitality too?
>>1892815chinks seem to have better discussion around cs than shit you see in hltv
>>1892828If ZywOo and flameZ were going to be as awful that day, then I think Furia could have done it 2-1 in a close series
>>1892815young people must be allowed to make mistakes
it's likely his "first love" and even if she's a horrible woman, horrible women can fix your life by showing you what kind of women you should avoid
>>1892829well not really that post. this forum is actually pretty much like hltv but people seem less rude generally.
if you want to check it out yourself. activity has been really high lately so i feel like cs is picking up popularity there. i remember looking a few times last year and it was slower then but i dont have any numbers or anything.
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>>1892836everywhere I fucking go I see this BITCH
>>1892838nevermind they're worse than the west
these retards will see a morphed wall and still simp for a photoshopped whore
>>1892838is it some kpop celebrity or something?
anyway doesnt seem on topic to post a picture of her when discussing donk.
>>1892842it probably helps bait people into engaging with the topic just like when people post lust-provoking images with bait on 4chan
>>1892819>amazoness holy win
>>1892842>anyway doesnt seem on topic to post a picture of her when discussing donk.i never see you saying this about the tranime posters and literal tranny poster itt... hmm, i wonder why...
>>1892845she's probably just slightly taller than average
it's just that donk is like 160
>>1892845>>amazonessbro, she's probably 170cm at most
donk is tiny
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>>1892836I hope this is a mistranslation
>>1892852maybe because i rarely see vulgar language in general
was so nice to see the hook noses get BTFO yesterday
Niko and Monesy yuri fantasies....
>>1892852What is with the Chinese and constantly thinking about Australians and rape?
https://xcancel.com/HLTVconfirmed/status/1952343923512205375
>>1892878thought it was donk at first but i don't think he'd do hltv confirmed and it'd have to be a really ill-fitting jacket he's wearing
guys, when's big J gonna make it back to tier 1?
i'm starting to get a lil worried
>>1892892i think they're just matchfixing instead
which mf has the weirdest laugh?
to this day i've never heard someone laugh like olof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBMBLaFvhLg
https://xcancel.com/ozzny_cs2/status/1952385163729482189
>โI use 1280x960, 4:3.
>I tried HD in CSGO, a few days I was good, really good, and then I was trash. So I said to myself I wouldnโt move to native resolutionโ
Cringe. Give it a chance donk please end the 4:3 meme.
the spirit astralis final was closer
weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWge4HIbpO4
>>1892898It's interesting how players will go out of their way to find and use every little minuscule advantage but then purposefully neuter their vision of all things, especially with how many lost rounds come from being caught off, letting someone slip by or not dodging flashes that you'd see with 16:9
donk could never (carry it with one hand)
>end of broadcast we can see sjokz being an insta thot on the floor
why is she like this
>>1892920at least donk won a real one
he should just join a good team as a rifler
>>1892923Why are you questioning the actions of w*men, that's a foolish task
playing cs sounds so cool until you get 4 soloq russians that decide to talk about their entire life in vc
why the fuck are all of them like this? what can they talk about for 20mins+?
>>1892920mr spaghetti arms carried his team in front of a crowd, I respect both of their achievements though
>>1892925See how he's not fat and still decent looking? That's Cologne 2018 so definitely a real one.
https://x.com/spunj/status/1952399990661226654
Apologize
>>1892935>I USED TO BE A SHIT T2 PLAYERwe get it already
>>1892935Aussies are pathetic
>>1892929hello? can any russian from here tell me exactly what you guys can talk about the entire match?
>at least donk won a real one
ts didnt win against a real team.
heroic are a bunch of tier 2 players
aurora was with a standing
mouz (fake top 2) should have lost to furia but kscerato received the payment
the only good team they defeated was navi and that was for the semis
>meanwhile 2018 navi
defeated astralis, a team worth more than the combination of shit donk defeated to win cologne
>>1892948dildo and ghey seks )))
>>1892951>can't even 3-0 BIGlol. lmao.
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>>1892701papito is too based without even trying
>>1892701is that a fentzombie or is brownoid just admiring the trash because it reminds him of home
>>1892934>big >with smooya>real
>>1892975literally mindbroken if this is the first thing he thinks
>>1892975Do polecucks really?
>>1892979it's on the "monkey = racist" level of self-snitching
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