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Anonymous No.1908458
/cs2g/ /csgog/ /magog/ Counter Strike Esports Discussion
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Anonymous No.1908467 >>1908483 >>1908822
frag sold out again in <30s
Anonymous No.1908483 >>1908500 >>1908504
>>1908467
still curious about >>1905380
>fragadelphia tickets were $525 each, 32 teams attending, $10k prize pool, $525*32-10k=6.8k to rent a venue for 2 days and pay casters. add on 2 smaller sponsors and a gambling sponsor, twitch ad money, they can easily break even or profit
>why are fragadelphia the only ones to do this basic math and host small open lans? east coast na is way harder to get to from e.g. west coast than some central european location is from the borders of europe, eu intracontinent flights are like 5x less expensive than na ones, and the demand from eu teams for vrs scam lans is clearly there
>is the whole "yuropooran regulation stifle innovation etc" thing not just a meme? what explains this phenomenon?
they just raised another 8.4k without raising the prize pool, giving them a pre-sponsor budget of 15.2k
why is there not an eu fragadelphia, half their small lans are unranked, the other half are national pointfarming memes
Anonymous No.1908500 >>1908522
>>1908483
Draculan seems to be the first attempt at that
Difference is Fragadelphia has been doing this for years well before the VRS, they already have the required pipeline
Maybe CCT will do something like this, or Exort, but that'll take time
Anonymous No.1908504
>>1908483
TOs are trying that now except very jewishly apparently
Anonymous No.1908522
>>1908500
>Draculan
yeah I guess they are doing it
>No VRS filter and no VRS invitations. Sign-ups are open to all teams
>• Seeding will be based on VRS rankings as of two weeks before the event
>• The event is open to teams from Europe Region, as defined in Valve's official rules & regulations.
and nrg+col want in, we rly are all the same deep down
cct seems completely uninterested, they don't have open quals at any stage for their online stuff anymore
Anonymous No.1908557 >>1908564 >>1908636
>>1908556
Anonymous No.1908564 >>1908568
>>1908557
>1 morbillion people
>not a single soul who plays cs on at least tier5 level
If war-torn shitholes like Iraq and Syria can field a tier2 player, you people have no excuse except air pollution reducing your IQ below the immigrant level
Anonymous No.1908568 >>1908573
>>1908564
Oh so now you want us? Make up your mind bitch.
Anonymous No.1908573 >>1908580
>>1908568
Lower your tone, no-scener
Where are the players? Dogs Reign disbanded, and your best tier10 player didn't pass tryouts for Alter Ego, so that must mean it's over?
Anonymous No.1908580 >>1908584
>>1908573
It never began, bitch.
Anonymous No.1908584 >>1908587
>>1908580
So what's your excuse for having less good players than Iraq then?
Anonymous No.1908587 >>1908592
>>1908584
Idk and I don't see how this is relevant to this nigga >>1908402
Anonymous No.1908592 >>1908604 >>1908612
>>1908587
You clearly announced yourself as an extremely proud jeet, so I had to ask the question that I've been pondering
Anonymous No.1908598
New music kit are some absolute fucking BANGER
https://csgoskins.gg/updates/a-limited-skin-and-a-music-kit
Anonymous No.1908599
I've literally never heard a music kit. I've had them muted since day one
Anonymous No.1908604
>>1908592
No I was just calling out the nigga whose head I live rent free in.
Anonymous No.1908609 >>1908610
they removed the Cave to b cubby/closet wallbang again
why
Anonymous No.1908610
>>1908609
too op
Anonymous No.1908612
>>1908592
And to answer your question, it's a combination of factors:

1. Lack of interest in CS2 as a game.
2. Lack of interest in CS2 as a career.
3. Expensive PC parts - India is the 2nd most expensive place to build a PC only after Egypt I think.
4. Unreliable internet - Very few places have fiber connection and that too is expensive.
5. General incompetence - the players are not that good.
6. Corruption - Any money assigned to the esport gets skimmed off of at every level.
Anonymous No.1908620
>why yes, I hate skins, music kits, agents and other harmless additions to the game
Anonymous No.1908633 >>1908640
I miss the chink his seething was more entertaining.
Anonymous No.1908636 >>1908652
>>1908557
>>1908556
it's a joke about you not using toilets, retardbro
Anonymous No.1908640 >>1908644 >>1908657
>>1908633
true
can't even banter around MOUZ, it's the most pathetic team in tier 1 cs, there's literally no material to get
ooh torzsi cried on stage or something, while z4kr out there spreading STDs to women in the morning and playing officials in the evening
Anonymous No.1908642
uh m80bros we're getting raped by dogshitcard
Anonymous No.1908644 >>1908657
>>1908640
Can't even experience the mental gymnastics around stuff like how Rare Atom losing to Faze 13:8 is a close match but Faze and Flyquest going to OT is a raping.
Anonymous No.1908649 >>1908651 >>1908653 >>1908678 >>1908703
keep us informed bro, we are all interested in tier 99 NA teams
Anonymous No.1908651 >>1908655
>>1908649
imagine bitching about cs esports discussion in a dedicated cs esports discussion thread
Anonymous No.1908652 >>1908668
>>1908636
I know what the joke is about mouthbreather.
>le indian poopensharten
Anonymous No.1908653
>>1908649
holy shit sonic is dominating
Anonymous No.1908655 >>1908661
>>1908651
Ummm sorry sister but we're busy making the resident insecure brown person do their song and dance for us.
Anonymous No.1908657 >>1908663 >>1908665
>>1908640
Most pathetic team in tier 1 CS is objectively failcoons.
>>1908644
I don't get it, you want me to pretend to be retarded to entertain you?
Anonymous No.1908661
>>1908655
Just because I clap back doesn't mean I'm insecure, bitch.
Anonymous No.1908663 >>1908666 >>1908669
>>1908657
>Most pathetic team in tier 1 CS is objectively failcoons.
NiKo announcing a stream have made more headlines than the entire org of MOUZ since 2015
Anonymous No.1908665 >>1908666
>>1908657
>I don't get it, you want me to pretend to be retarded to entertain you?
You're not pretending but yes.
Anonymous No.1908666 >>1908670
>>1908663
Niko getting raped by the 4th best monkey team also made headlines.
>>1908665
Whatever bitch.
Anonymous No.1908668
>>1908652
so why are you mad
Anonymous No.1908669
>>1908663
trvke. the indians wont like it
Anonymous No.1908670 >>1908671
>>1908666
>Niko getting raped by the 4th best monkey team also made headlines.
That's your "clap back?"
Agreeing with me?
Anonymous No.1908671 >>1908677
>>1908670
>le all publicity is good publicity xd
Anonymous No.1908677 >>1908679
>>1908671
If MOUZ went out 0-3 to raging ultimate, nobody would give a single shit and continue shitting on NiKo. That's just crazy.
Anonymous No.1908678 >>1908684
>>1908649
m80 won pistol now we might have a comeback
Anonymous No.1908679 >>1908688
>>1908677
"If I lose I win" ahh cocksucker
Anonymous No.1908684 >>1908686
>>1908678
>best NA player is South African
Anonymous No.1908686
>>1908684
anyone who played on bad news bears is certified na
Anonymous No.1908688 >>1908694
>>1908679
We're talking about the fact that MOUZ are the placeholder team no one cares about. stanislaw making Major made more history than MOUZ since 2010.
It's impossible to think that an org that has been around for 2 decades is this invisible. GamerLegion has more street rep than MOUZ.
Anonymous No.1908694 >>1908695
"aura"chuds are so pathetic lol and their idols even more so
>s0mple
>n0k0

they need to invent bs like "aura" to cope with the fact that their idols are shitters
>>1908688
"invisible" bro you're genuinely retarded ngl
they were the team to dethrone vitality, they were consistently #1 throughout the entire season apart from vitality
you're just coping plain and simple, your shitter team probably got gaped by mouz at some point and you're still butthurt about it
Anonymous No.1908695 >>1908700
>>1908694
>they were the team to dethrone vitality
Legacy did it first
>they were number 1 excluding actual number 1
That's the crazy part, nobody gave a shit, everyone rated Falcons as the real #2 since m0NESY joined. It's genuinely mind-boggling, a team that has been around that #2 spot for like 2 or 3 tournaments have made more impact than MOUZ.
Anonymous No.1908697 >>1908700 >>1908701
it's weird to say, but zywoo actually has more cultural impact than all mouz players combined
Anonymous No.1908700 >>1908707 >>1908708 >>1911230
>>1908695
>Legacy did it first
BO1, that's not dethroning. Seriously you're brain damaged, if BO1 implied dethroning then Astralis never would've had an era.
>everyone rated Falcons as the real #2 since m0NESY joined.
You and your fellow cocksuckers. Meaningless rating when Mouz was superior in every way. What impact have you had? Giving us the fuckup of the century? Getting gaped at every turn? This is the impact you've had?
>>1908697
Talking to "cultural impact" niggas is like talking to mental asylum patients.
Anonymous No.1908701
>>1908697
More mass = more impact
Anonymous No.1908703
>>1908649
wc closed it out
wc vs nrg tomorrow for the grand final
Anonymous No.1908707 >>1908711
>>1908700
>BO1, that's not dethroning
The streak everyone cares about ended with dumau
>if BO1 implied dethroning then Astralis never would've had an era
"Eras" are not defined by the series streaks
>Meaningless rating when Mouz was superior in every way
Does that include getting raped and gaped by Falcons twice? Does that include getting more finals than MOUZ? Does that include getting more close maps vs Vitality than MOUZ ever did? Does that include NiKo winning the MVP despite losing to MOUZ in Cluj?
Anonymous No.1908708
>>1908700
magog video of the year
Anonymous No.1908711 >>1908716
>>1908707
Who cares about close maps vs Vitality when Mouz was the one who defeated them. Mouz was 100x more consistent and deserving of #2 than falcons, that's a fact. These bitches were too scared to even attend the blast bounty else we would've had some more kino raping and gaping.
Anonymous No.1908712
>we did it boys, we dethroned vitality!
>*lose against spirit in the most embarrassing fashion of 2025*
not even a map taken despite a massive lead on ancient roflmao
Anonymous No.1908716 >>1908723
>>1908711
>Who cares
Nobody when it comes to MOUZ, true
>when Mouz was the one who defeated them
They didn't in the time period we're talking about
>Mouz was 100x more consistent and deserving of #2 than falcons
Falcons with m0NESY are 2-1 vs MOUZ (MOUZ won a meaningless seeding match in Dallas), so how are you deserving of #2 when you get beat by #1 and "#3" so often?
Anonymous No.1908720 >>1908725
I would pay gookmoot $30 usd annually for a pass if it had country-level filters on flagless boards
Anonymous No.1908723 >>1908727
>>1908716
#3? Wait a minute? Who said you're #3? You're not even top 10.

https://www.hltv.org/team/11283/falcons#tab-matchesBox
Anonymous No.1908725
>>1908720
Meaningless in the era of VPNs.
Anonymous No.1908727 >>1908732
>>1908723
>You're not even top 10.
>links to Falcons being #8 in HLTV and #9 in VRS rankings
>talks about present day when the discussion is about previous seasons
Eat a dung cookie or something, you're clearly too retarded to continue this discussion
Anonymous No.1908730 >>1908731 >>1908732
i think it would be better if you could see which team the poster is supporting. we would ignore mouz drones easier
Anonymous No.1908731
>>1908730
Need the HLTV flair.
Anonymous No.1908732 >>1908734 >>1908735
>>1908727
You should be grateful for the HLTV and VRS rankings putting you in top 10.
>>1908730
this but all failcl0wnsclowns and sp0r0tsissies
Anonymous No.1908734 >>1908736
>>1908732
And we're back to you agreeing with me. Thank you, I learned a lot about indians and MOUZ fans today
Anonymous No.1908735 >>1908738
>>1908732
if you're praying on spirit and falcon's downfall you're gonna have a bad few months
Anonymous No.1908736 >>1908740
>>1908734
You said they were #3 you fucking moron. Man it takes a special breed of retard to support a team who spends gorillions of dollars and still gets raped everywhere they go.
Anonymous No.1908738 >>1908742
>>1908735
I don't need to pray on Falcons' downfall, they're done. Their retarded fans will continue coping but that does not matter.

I'm actually glad to see Spirit in form now. More competition in the top 5. Earlier it was just Mouz vs Vitality.
Anonymous No.1908740 >>1908747
>>1908736
>he still talks about present day
Ranjeet, I get you're emotional, but please pay attention.
I urge you to list 3 arguments on why Falcons with m0NESY weren't a top 3 team last season.
Anonymous No.1908742 >>1908744 >>1908750
>>1908738
>Earlier it was just Mouz vs Vitality
uhhhh
Anonymous No.1908744 >>1908750
>>1908742
He really said "Mouz vs Vitality" as if the score isn't 7-1 in favor of Herculeswoo
Anonymous No.1908745 >>1908750
glad we got a new /ourchink/
first mouz-falcons game is gonna be a thread event like we haven't had in ages
Anonymous No.1908747 >>1908749 >>1908752 >>1908763 >>1908770
>>1908740
Just 3?

Falcons vs. MIBR at BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025 Stage 2 | HLTV.org
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2382582/falcons-vs-mibr-blasttv-austin-major-2025-stage-2

Falcons vs. Lynn Vision at BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025 Stage 2 | HLTV.org
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2382444/falcons-vs-lynn-vision-blasttv-austin-major-2025-stage-2

Falcons vs. B8 at BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025 Stage 2 | HLTV.org
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2382424/falcons-vs-b8-blasttv-austin-major-2025-stage-2

Falcons vs. GamerLegion at PGL Bucharest 2025 | HLTV.org
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2381301/falcons-vs-gamerlegion-pgl-bucharest-2025

Falcons vs. Complexity at PGL Bucharest 2025 | HLTV.org
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2381253/falcons-vs-complexity-pgl-bucharest-2025

Falcons vs. Virtus.pro at BLAST Open Lisbon 2025 | HLTV.org
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2380122/falcons-vs-virtuspro-blast-open-lisbon-2025

Falcons vs. 3DMAX at ESL Pro League Season 21 | HLTV.org
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2380056/falcons-vs-3dmax-esl-pro-league-season-21

Falcons vs. paiN at PGL Cluj-Napoca 2025 | HLTV.org
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2379340/falcons-vs-pain-pgl-cluj-napoca-2025

I know you said with may0nesy to spare yourself the embarassment but that doesn't change the reality that falcons was shit. It really boils down to "JUST 1 MORE SUPERSTAR BRO". Who are you kicking this season? Is it Teses or Kyxsan?
Anonymous No.1908749
>>1908747
>Falcons vs. GamerLegion at PGL Bucharest 2025 | HLTV.org
>Falcons vs. Complexity at PGL Bucharest 2025 | HLTV.org
why are 1/4 your examples from an event they won
Anonymous No.1908750 >>1908756
>>1908744
That's how much Vitality gaped the competition. But that's the truth, Mouz were the only ones who could stand up to them.

>>1908742
I don't get what your image is supposed to show. Vitality won most of them, Mouz/Falcons/Spirit with 1 PGL event each. If you look at the head to head matches, Mouz were the only ones who posed a real threat. Even Falcons did in that 2-3 series but they fizzled out after that.

>>1908745
We have G2-Falcons soon and I'm rooting for Gigachad Hunter & co.
Anonymous No.1908752 >>1908755
>>1908747
>Major
So how does failing one tournament disqualify them from being top 3? MOUZ bombed out of Kato, that counts as well
>Bucharest, Lisbon, EPL, Cluj
No m0NESY
Are you actually mentally retarded?
>but that doesn't change the reality that falcons was shit
Two big booms for you, bro
BOOM
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2381916/falcons-vs-mouz-blast-rivals-2025-season-1
BOOM
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2381771/mouz-vs-falcons-iem-melbourne-2025
Anonymous No.1908755 >>1908758
>>1908752
YOU DON'T GET IT BRO I HAVE A SPECIAL CONDITION NO MONESY DOESN'T COUNT M'KAY!!!? FALCONS IS GONNA GET RAPED THIS SEASON TOO AND THEN I'LL SAY NO TESES OKAY????
Anonymous No.1908756 >>1908760
>>1908750
>I don't get what your image is supposed to show
spirit have 3 trophies, and are the only teams to win an event vitality attended
mouz and falcons are second tier teams who only have a pgl
>Mouz were the only ones who posed a real threat
so where's the trophy
Anonymous No.1908757 >>1908759
Anonymous No.1908758 >>1908763
>>1908755
Sweet meltdown, mate, but that's the reality of the sport, Falcons made a change and became a #2 team. Spirit made a change and became a #2 team.
You can't disprove those two matches. Once is a fluke, but two times is a pattern.
Anonymous No.1908759
>>1908757
VGHHHHHHHHHHH
WE HAVE TO GO BACK
Anonymous No.1908760 >>1908766
>>1908756
The discussion was of last season, so Cologne doesn't count. Now it depends on how much credence you want to lend to the trophies of Astana and Blast Bounty S1.
Anonymous No.1908761 >>1908765
>Mouz were the only ones who could stand up to them
Anonymous No.1908763 >>1908770
>>1908758
For patterns, kindly refer to >>1908747

All this back and forth is irrelevant, Falcons is gonna crash and burn AGAIN and you'll come up with some other excuses next time. When Mouz lose, they don't give excuses or blame teammates. They go back, review what they did wrong and improve for the next match. They don't constantly keep the team morale low by threatening to kick players.
Anonymous No.1908765 >>1908766
>>1908761
>>Mouz were the only ones who could stand up to them
Correctomundo

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383842/vitality-vs-mouz-iem-cologne-2025
Anonymous No.1908766 >>1908771
>>1908765
>>1908760
>The discussion was of last season, so Cologne doesn't count
this is getting old
Anonymous No.1908768 >>1908772
It's amazing how a dumb joke I made lead to hours of seething.
Feels good being powerful.
Anonymous No.1908770 >>1908774
>>1908763
>For patterns, kindly refer to >>1908747
There's no pattern there, you just listed all matches Falcons lost since 2025 when you've been asked to do it only when m0NESY joined them and the team became competitive.
I could list MOUZ losing to VP and FaZe, GamerLegion and Liquid, as well as BETBOOM WITH AX1LE, but I won't because that's retarded.
Anonymous No.1908771 >>1908776 >>1908783
>>1908766
My bad. You're right. But Mouz were still the only ones who were a threat to Vitality other than that 1 2-3 series against Falcons.
Anonymous No.1908772 >>1908777
>>1908768
it was so innocuous and banal too
it's like if there was some joke about bats and a chinese guy started freaking out and saying people were obsessed with him
Anonymous No.1908774 >>1908776
>>1908770
No that's fair, they lost to VP and Faze and later staged a miraculous comeback which honestly shouldn't even have happened but speaks volumes about their resilience when their backs are against the wall.
Anonymous No.1908776 >>1908778
>>1908771
>Mouz were still the only ones who were a threat to Vitality
Falcons won maps vs Vitality: 5
MOUZ won maps vs Vitality: 4
>>1908774
Then don't include Falcons matches from the event they fucking won, imbecile
Anonymous No.1908777 >>1908788
>>1908772
>just let me insult you bro it's not that deep
don't play with fire if you can't handle the heat
Anonymous No.1908778
>>1908776
4 in Grand Finals for Falcons
2 in Grand Finals for MOUZ
A complete annihilation, Falcons were twice as much of a threat than MOUZ LOLOLOL
Anonymous No.1908781 >>1908784 >>1908787
Damn the failcl0wnsclowns are really mad huh? Can't wait for https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384304/g2-vs-falcons-esports-world-cup-2025
Anonymous No.1908783 >>1908785
>>1908771
>Mouz were still the only ones who were a threat to Vitality
this is not much of a threat if it happened in 7/7 games
and no I was not convinced that every non-ropz vitality player's gonna shit the bed again in future rematches like they did at cologne
Anonymous No.1908784
>>1908781
>seething no-quote "reply"
Nigger bodied beyond recovery
Anonymous No.1908785
>>1908783
I agree, Vitality had no competition that season.
Anonymous No.1908787 >>1908813
>>1908781
Not so fast chuddie
Anonymous No.1908788 >>1908790
>>1908777
no one's taking offense and begging you to stop, you're more a curio, a circus exhibit
Anonymous No.1908790 >>1908796
>1908784
kek whatever clown
>>1908788
speak english esl fuck
Anonymous No.1908794
Remember when you said you weren't insecure?
Anonymous No.1908796 >>1908803
>>1908790
do you not know what curio means?
only one of us grew up in a house that didn't reek of cumin
Anonymous No.1908799
>insecure
woman or fag?
Anonymous No.1908800 >>1908803
>that retard actually called someone ESL because he didn't understand a word
Anonymous No.1908803 >>1908832
>>1908796
>>1908800
>a rare, unusual, or intriguing object.
>"they had such fun over the wonderful box of curios that Jack had sent from India"

Aight this one's on me that shit genuinely looked like either a typo or some spanish esl trying to convey what he was trying to say
Anonymous No.1908805 >>1908808
Reminder that Iraq has more relevant players in top 500 than India, Bangladesh, Pakistan combined
Anonymous No.1908808
>>1908805
fax

but ion act like a bitch about it, unlike you
Anonymous No.1908812
Sorry for spoilers, but he's taking his home tournament. Vitality in the finals, but kyousuke 1.50 rating gets it over the line 2-1.
Anonymous No.1908813 >>1908814 >>1908884
>>1908787
unironically why did they do this
Anonymous No.1908814
>>1908813
Because m0NESY left the slot in G2 gaping, and hades is a nepo hire that is barely a sidegrade, and doesn't come with the coach attached
Anonymous No.1908822 >>1908865
>>1908467
Anonymous No.1908832 >>1908854
>>1908803
das rite bitch read a book sometime
you doubly failed the english competency check by not calling out "circus exhibit," a holdover from editing "freakshow exhibit" to be less rude. circuses don't have exhibits
Anonymous No.1908844
New Ancient looks 10 billion times better
Anonymous No.1908854
>>1908832
pulverized that freak
Anonymous No.1908865 >>1908868
>>1908822
>in Philidelphia's disgusting alleyways.
Anonymous No.1908868 >>1909111
>>1908865
>Philidelphia
Anonymous No.1908884 >>1908887
>>1908813
If Paypal shows up for G2 then it's game-set-match.
Anonymous No.1908887 >>1908888
>>1908884
read the news sometime
Anonymous No.1908888 >>1908890
>>1908887
Paypal (The overrated awper, not the payment platform)
Anonymous No.1908890 >>1908891
>>1908888
neither is gonna function via steam for the foreseeable future, it would be advisable to find functional replacements for both asap
Anonymous No.1908891 >>1908899 >>1908906
>>1908890
#trvke

Who would be a functional replacement for Paypal the awper?
Anonymous No.1908899 >>1908903
>>1908891
r1nkle
if you exchange your famous star players for comically oversized bags of money, you need to buy your way back into winning so people care about you. carlos understood this
Anonymous No.1908903 >>1908910
>>1908899
I aren't think so.

https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/20425/r1nkle?startDate=2024-08-15&endDate=2025-08-15&rankingFilter=Top10

https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/20425/r1nkle?startDate=2024-08-15&endDate=2025-08-15&rankingFilter=Top20
Anonymous No.1908906
>>1908891
skadoodle
Anonymous No.1908910 >>1908912
>>1908903
apply yourself
Anonymous No.1908912
>>1908910
I'm even worse than s0mple.
Anonymous No.1908913 >>1908920 >>1908974 >>1909031
guys is she cheating???
Anonymous No.1908916 >>1908943
yall think team tn1rit is gonna be top tier or another season of the donk carry show
Anonymous No.1908920 >>1908921
>>1908913
if you were this nigga how would you improve that dogshit reaction time? is it even possible?
Anonymous No.1908921 >>1909031
>>1908920
start taking amphetamines instead of estrogen
Anonymous No.1908943 >>1909012
>>1908916
save my nigga insani
Anonymous No.1908974 >>1908997
>>1908913
Leave her alone why are you so obsessed
Anonymous No.1908997 >>1909027 >>1909031
>>1908974
just a lil free demo review sister
Anonymous No.1909012 >>1909013 >>1909032
>>1908943
fr
dude could be actually solid in T1 if he got the opportunity
Anonymous No.1909013
>>1909012
he should hook up with ripablo
Anonymous No.1909027 >>1909031 >>1909038
>>1908997
2nd demo in and he's already crashing out at his team kek
Anonymous No.1909031 >>1909039
>>1909027
>>1908997
>>1908921
>>1908913
is it that BF6 troon cheater? lmao
Anonymous No.1909032
>>1909012
>if he got the opportunity
he signed his contract with mibr academy back in 2021, his teammates have been a joke his entire career
https://www.hltv.org/stats/teams/players/9215/mibr?startDate=2023-01-17&endDate=2025-08-15&rankingFilter=Top20
if he doesn't want to be kscerato 2, he has to make a choice
Anonymous No.1909038
>>1909027
What am I looking at here?
Anonymous No.1909039
>>1909031
yea he links his steam on his twitch so i peeped his leetify to see if he was an aim god in cs too
https://csst.at/profile/t-girl#avatar-t-girl-faceit
(he isn't he intentionally plays like a retard and taps poorly and slowly to have very high hsp & low shots fired:hit to boost his aim rating, thats why his ttd is so high too)
Anonymous No.1909058 >>1909063 >>1909078
>35 hours to the next s1mple game (bc.gamegame if you will)
>only 2 banal blastrapes to tide me over
boring ahh scene
Anonymous No.1909063
>>1909058
don't worry lilbro at least he's got 2 games on saturday
Anonymous No.1909073
How about instead of updating maps Valve first update all the skins to the new models?
Anonymous No.1909078
>>1909058
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384304/g2-vs-falcons-esports-world-cup-2025

5 days till kino matchup of the decade.
Anonymous No.1909086
Anonymous No.1909111
>>1908868
>Philurmuma
Anonymous No.1909140
5 hours until liquid gets raped and gaped
Anonymous No.1909144 >>1909150
who is they buyin with the jambo & fear scam they pulled off
Anonymous No.1909150 >>1909152
>>1909144
are they really dropping a top 40 vrs team? feels like someone must've bought them.
Anonymous No.1909152
>>1909150
Falcons 2
Anonymous No.1909161 >>1909187 >>1909226 >>1909235
why passion UA dropped roster:

coach tc caught the team fixing or using radar or both

theres no other explanation for this + there are multiple players in the team who are known to do this stuff

more info will be coming soon when i verify and get the full story from my sources in Ukraine
Anonymous No.1909175 >>1909362
Anonymous No.1909187
>>1909161
>using radar
Who could have seen such a thing coming with an ex Akuma player?
Anonymous No.1909190
https://www.twitch.tv/niko
8 hours from now
Anonymous No.1909226
>>1909161
It was due to this >>1906062
it's the most blatant match throwing I've ever seen but I'm still surprised they didn't get away with it, consequences for these kinda things are exceedingly rare
Anonymous No.1909230 >>1909232 >>1909233 >>1909236 >>1909241 >>1909242 >>1909364 >>1909402 >>1909456 >>1909471 >>1909508
https://www.hltv.org/news/42452/sources-passion-ua-in-talks-over-complexity-quartet
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.1909232
>>1909230
LMAO
Anonymous No.1909233
>>1909230
i hope col milks them and can buy a good roster. i like jason lake i want him to succeed
Anonymous No.1909235
>>1909161
>Missed me?
Anonymous No.1909236
>>1909230
>Passion NA
kek
Anonymous No.1909241 >>1909456
>>1909230
Sleepy t.C, THE WORST COACH IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES, has allowed millions and millions of match fixers, many of them murderers, drug dealers, and people released from prisons and mental institutions from all around the world, to enter our Team through it’s very dangerous and ill conceived Open Border. Sorry, but it’s my job to get these killers and thugs out of here. THAT’S WHAT I GOT ELECTED TO DO. MAGA!
Anonymous No.1909242 >>1909246
>>1909230
I don't understand why they'd keep nicx, he is worse than your average igl and they get their core without him, there has to be someone better available
Anonymous No.1909246 >>1909247
>>1909242
region
Anonymous No.1909247 >>1909251
>>1909246
I'm aware, I meant from NA
Anonymous No.1909251 >>1909256
>>1909247
>from NA
lol
Anonymous No.1909256
>>1909251
Yea okay epic replies man, even in NA you can find someone better than this
Anonymous No.1909257 >>1909259
LOL
Should falcons win against g2 they'll lose to mouz. (EWC)
Anonymous No.1909259
>>1909257
vp wins vs mouz and falcons wins over vp
Anonymous No.1909284 >>1909367
Wow. How.
Anonymous No.1909297
https://www.twitch.tv/s1mple
GET IN HERE LADS
Anonymous No.1909338
liquid taking this shit easy
Anonymous No.1909342 >>1909355 >>1909358 >>1909409
FREYA MY LOVE YOU LOOK AMAZING TODAY
Anonymous No.1909344
still looks good for an old hag
Anonymous No.1909345
liquid are about to get gaped and raped. villain v villain game :^)
Anonymous No.1909348
what the fuck is this
Anonymous No.1909352
never noticed how small maui's hands are.
Anonymous No.1909355 >>1909359 >>1909409
>>1909342
she's so gorgeous
Anonymous No.1909358
>>1909342
>Zrzut ekranu
>FREYA MY LOVE YOU LOOK AMAZING TODAY
I'm starting to believe freya has exactly one fan.
Anonymous No.1909359
>>1909355
she's literally ugly
Anonymous No.1909362 >>1909363 >>1909369
>>1909175
shame Spirit isn't going to be there, but a nice list either way
Gonna be interesting to see how will Falcons fuck it up this time
Anonymous No.1909363 >>1909370
>>1909362
still 4 invites left, it's possibly they'll go
they said they would go in the cologne vlog
Anonymous No.1909364 >>1909366
>>1909230
>passion ukraine
>gonna have one ukrainian on the team
grim
Anonymous No.1909366 >>1909373
>>1909364
Don't look up monte's logo and their roster.
Anonymous No.1909367
>>1909284
aurora is exposed as frauds, maj3r can't call for shit and xantares is washed
Anonymous No.1909369
>>1909362
nice, last tournament was fun and production was great, but it lacked elite teams
Anonymous No.1909370 >>1909371
>>1909363
no they didn't
Anonymous No.1909371 >>1909372
>>1909370
hally said it
Anonymous No.1909372 >>1909376
>>1909371
no and I know what you refer to, would you take it seriously if apex said they needed to win cct after winning austin?
Anonymous No.1909373 >>1909379
>>1909366
>we love ukraine!
>support their scene? oh no, we can't do that.
bleak
Anonymous No.1909376
>>1909372
he said it
Anonymous No.1909377
liquid are playing like complete pussies
kwab
Anonymous No.1909379
>>1909373
I think it's one of their own orgs as well.
Anonymous No.1909380 >>1909383 >>1909388
CT map btw. Need 4 on T side to win.
Anonymous No.1909383
>>1909380
tab back Kamil
Anonymous No.1909384
>liquid don't fumble challenge
Anonymous No.1909385
KWAB
Anonymous No.1909386
Anonymous No.1909388 >>1909389
>>1909380
will they get 4 though
Anonymous No.1909389
>>1909388
Nah.
Anonymous No.1909397
I have been laughing for 10 minutes, it actually cost them the round
Anonymous No.1909398
Uh oh, Humblewoo is mad...
Anonymous No.1909402
>>1909230
what in the fuck
Anonymous No.1909405
kek fucking slow claps after a good move

is this golf?
Anonymous No.1909406 >>1909592
did they just invite like 100 guys to watch a studio event?
Anonymous No.1909407 >>1909412
So, since there are 4 teams in the semis and the lowest seeded team gets to pick their opponent does it mean that the mongolz will be the ones to decide the semis brackets? They'll pick theirs and the other two teams will be left to face each other.
Anonymous No.1909409
>>1909342
>>1909355
How old?
Anonymous No.1909412
>>1909407
yes
Anonymous No.1909415
ANKARA
Anonymous No.1909421 >>1909440
starting to miss fragging igl twistzz
Anonymous No.1909434 >>1909435
liquid would've won if they won even 1 pistol
lol
Anonymous No.1909435
>>1909434
Wath vitality win this pistol.
Anonymous No.1909436
13-11
Anonymous No.1909438
CANT EVEN BEAT LIQUID WITHOUT OVERTIME
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.1909439 >>1909455
16-13 (Vitality will win)
Anonymous No.1909440
>>1909421
this lil nigga can't shoot at all
Anonymous No.1909441
>lives to tell the tale
Anonymous No.1909444 >>1909449
Maybe it wasnt liquid who was dogshit, maybe it was ecstatic who were that good
Anonymous No.1909446
>blew a 5v3
Ah that's the Liquid I know
Anonymous No.1909448
Vitality let it get to OT for content.
They win now.
Anonymous No.1909449
>>1909444
no, both were dogshit
t. watched that game
Anonymous No.1909452 >>1909457
that timing by ropz in the first ot round was so lucky and probably changed the outcome, they were so losing this train before that
Anonymous No.1909454
KWAB
Anonymous No.1909455
>>1909439
based
Anonymous No.1909456
>>1909230
>>1909241
Not as Grim as I initially thought. Messioso said the navijr sale was about 1m dollars on his last podcast, col is higher on the VRS than they were, with a more experienced and proven lineup, and NA so guaranteed a budapest invite. This sale SHOULD be making them fucking bank if true. I'm sure it would take some financial weight off Jason Lake after buying Complexity back
Complexity (the org) is going to pick up marsborne core + steel and keep cxzi, hopefully buys out jba later. They'll be cheap and back to t3 obscurity but could still fight for a major invite with the last two frag knox (if marsborne gives them the slot) and frag the block lined up
if true then new col will be revealed before sept 5
Anonymous No.1909457
>>1909452
of course ropz cheater
Anonymous No.1909458 >>1909463
i just want someone other than spirit, mouz or vita winning
ill do anything for mouz and spirit to crash and fucking burn, maybe cancer for donk or torzsi idk
Anonymous No.1909463 >>1909482
>>1909458
falcons will win ewc. donk even said so.
Anonymous No.1909468
kyousuke
Anonymous No.1909469
watchie

https://youtu.be/KVYmS6wEk1c
Anonymous No.1909470
KYSousuke
Anonymous No.1909471
>>1909230
RIP coL stickers, just when they changed the logo to the old one
Anonymous No.1909482
>>1909463
yea thats not even gonna be my personal 9/11, more like my personal 1939
Anonymous No.1909485
Anonymous No.1909487
ultimate is a literal retard
Anonymous No.1909489
flamez is griefing because he's getting kicked for donk
Anonymous No.1909493
Godwoo in a clutch
Anonymous No.1909494
that was so good
Anonymous No.1909503 >>1909505 >>1909509
flameZ woke the fuck up
Anonymous No.1909504
wow nertz is really bad
Anonymous No.1909505
>>1909503
it was pure luck, all shots hit before he regained accuracy
Anonymous No.1909506
Even with info and 3 guys looking away they still fumble it
Anonymous No.1909508
>>1909230
passion na........
honestly probably a good thing. grim/jt/hallzerk get eu time, jlake gets paid and in turn pays a new m80, wildcard, nrg type team with upside. only problem is the lack of institutional knowledge transfer because the whole team+coach are gone
Anonymous No.1909509
>>1909503
mossad hacks did it
Anonymous No.1909510 >>1909511
>3 most unlikable personalities in cs scene playing the worst sport ever created
almost feels intentional
Anonymous No.1909511
>>1909510
got me to instantly mute and tab away
Anonymous No.1909513
Now that's a "get me out" pistol round from Liquid
Anonymous No.1909514
humiliation ritual
Anonymous No.1909515
>NAF has been looking good this tourney, consistently getting 1+ ratings
>Starts playing like shit as soon as I start watching.
Anonymous No.1909517
it shouldve been freya in a bikini
Anonymous No.1909518 >>1909519 >>1909524
Vitality trolling
Anonymous No.1909519
>>1909518
it's not trolling in any way, it's just good
Anonymous No.1909524 >>1909527
>>1909518
I fully think zeus is underrated
Guaranteed kill in 99% RNG pistols = already a massive advantage
Anonymous No.1909527 >>1909529 >>1909531
>>1909524
it's not guaranteed because of the range
and you forgot to mention effectiveness against chinese pusy
Anonymous No.1909529
>>1909527
it always kills now im pretty sure
Anonymous No.1909531
>>1909527
almost guaranteed, there's so many choke points where you can hold an angle and try it
not like you replace your pistol if the gamble doesn't work out and they hit another site, and going 1-for-1 is still good enough
Anonymous No.1909533
crazy how mezi and flamez just blatantly cheat like that
Anonymous No.1909538 >>1909568 >>1909573
I just started my bench press, and every press I feel myself sending NAF energy.
He now starts playing like a king again.
Anonymous No.1909545 >>1909546
naf almost threw that
Anonymous No.1909546
>>1909545
But he didn't.
Anonymous No.1909548 >>1909551 >>1909553 >>1909560
So is Liquid actually looking sharp or is Vitality in idgaf mode and kind of lazing about
Anonymous No.1909550
I was gong to be a 3v4 retake on B with no kit, but now, they fucked it up
Anonymous No.1909551
>>1909548
They're both playing like top 5~
VIT isn't playing like #1 and Liquid isn't playing like #15 or whatever they are.
Anonymous No.1909553
>>1909548
v0tality are finnish-ed
ropz is the superstar on the team now
Anonymous No.1909554
liquid are so fucking bad bro
Anonymous No.1909555
zywoo is so carried
Anonymous No.1909560
>>1909548
Vitality will be on and off the rest of the season only to lock in for the major and win it.
Anonymous No.1909561
i thought vitality was messing around, but apex is losing his shit right now lmao
Anonymous No.1909564
2 t rounds, i guess liquid can win
but liquid would still 2-1 so it's just wasting our time
Anonymous No.1909565
Vitality will win 16-14.
Anonymous No.1909567
naf tho
Anonymous No.1909568
>>1909538
damn bro what you reppin for this kind of energy to fuel him
Anonymous No.1909569
literally mindgaming themselves when they've outplayed them just fine playing normally every round prior, this happens so often when bad teams get good ones on the ropes, just stop assuming that they're suddenly going to turn it up a notch and play optimally when you've already seen what they lose rounds to. at least they're looking to make up for it in this ot, hopefully
Anonymous No.1909570
lay off the cake and milkshakes already holy shit
how dare someone even step outside looking like that
Anonymous No.1909571
I forgot how much of a sore loser Apex is
Anonymous No.1909573
>>1909538
Singlehandedly won the game for Liquid.
Anonymous No.1909574
>ropz 23-18
>zywoo 21-18
>falmez 20-20
>mezii 15-18
>we not playing as a team you guys, that's the problem
>apex 13-20
Anonymous No.1909577
LOL they're so bad
Anonymous No.1909578
naf
Anonymous No.1909579 >>1909584 >>1909592
wtf lol this is a crowd event?
Anonymous No.1909580
bro what a FUMBLE
guy behind the entire team
4v2 pre-plant
lose
Anonymous No.1909582
they talk about my one taps
Anonymous No.1909584
>>1909579
some kind of meme mini crowd
Anonymous No.1909587
THEY'RE SO BAD
Anonymous No.1909588
2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT 2OT
Anonymous No.1909589
ZywOo tapped into his 2020 1v9 form, it's over
Anonymous No.1909591
OH MY FUCKIGN GOSH THEY CANNOT CLOSE
Anonymous No.1909592
>>1909406
>>1909579
You peasants will never get in such an exclusive venue, you are nobodies
Anonymous No.1909594
fuckign apex having a meltdown. acts like a retard, blames the team, doesn't celebrate the tie.
Anonymous No.1909597
apex literally shart himself right?
Anonymous No.1909598
whats happening,does apex have diarrhea
Anonymous No.1909600 >>1909601 >>1909608
that french nigga cheatin
Anonymous No.1909601 >>1909608
>>1909600
with your wife
Anonymous No.1909602 >>1909611 >>1909728
>zywoo the greatest WOOOOOO
>hes so damn good you guys!!!!!!!!!!!
>look at these kills of people that dont even look at him ever
>WOW soo amazing

all he does is look towards the and shot
0 flicks, 0 insane mechanics 0 excitement
its like watching a literal bot with skill set to no-lifer
just the old boring buttplug that vibrates and tells them where everyone is and he just shoots the most basic shots

he killed cs from 2019 forward and hes ding it again
unless someone can save us......
Anonymous No.1909603
relax, apex just wanted to check what /magog/ thinks about the match
Anonymous No.1909605
Jumps from heaven and wiffs 2 times
Anonymous No.1909607
liquid are the spurs of cs
Anonymous No.1909608 >>1909611 >>1909612
>>1909600
>>1909601
everybody knows that he has a buttplug that vibrates dude
all he does is look towards the right spot, he never has any cool plays
just hold angle prefire merchant
dirk nowitzki, or klose of cs, or lewandowski
0 aura
but frenshies astro turf our game so we have to pretend hes a goat contendor
Anonymous No.1909611 >>1909618 >>1909620
>>1909602
>>1909608
Anonymous No.1909612
>>1909608
shut up BITCH dirk was based
he was a connoisseur, zywoo doesn't know shit about black pussy
Anonymous No.1909613
These Asus ROG monitors look soooooo FYAAAA BROOO...I Want One
Anonymous No.1909615
>check the score on hltv because i thought this game was a foregone conclusion
>liquid did a fake comeback and threw an even map
ahh, the poohy classic
Anonymous No.1909616
TL's win rate with an early man lead must be atrocious. So many 5v4s and 5v3s thrown this series.
Anonymous No.1909618 >>1909623 >>1909633
>>1909611
so fun to watch dude
the same dude holdin angle oh hes right again
they will walk into powoo and he will get 2
oh he survied and will now bait his team for clutch or save

its getting boring mate
Anonymous No.1909620 >>1909623
>>1909611
funny thing is zywoo fans didnt care at all about wins until a few months ago
Anonymous No.1909622
poohy strats
Anonymous No.1909623 >>1909629 >>1909630
>>1909618
>>1909620
mental illness
Anonymous No.1909625 >>1909650
>liquid are pee merchants
Anonymous No.1909626
lmao apex
Anonymous No.1909628 >>1909632
zywoo is so fucking good, unbelievable how he can hit guys crouch-walking into his scope
Anonymous No.1909629 >>1909634
>>1909623
zywoo fans used to go on long tirades on how winning tournaments didnt matter at all
Anonymous No.1909630
>>1909623
tbf no one really enjoys watching zywoo play
he's not even the guy with the best highlight on his team
Anonymous No.1909632
>>1909628
crazy how good zywoo is

he can headshot people peeking him one by one shift peeking
Anonymous No.1909633 >>1909639
>>1909618
Anonymous No.1909634 >>1909636 >>1909641
>>1909629
the point is that you retards have literally no ammo against him anymore.

>hurr durr he's boring.

kek.
Anonymous No.1909636 >>1909640
>>1909634
nice reddit formatting
Anonymous No.1909639 >>1909655 >>1909675
>>1909633
trust me, no-one cares about this but french people

"the greatest ever" my ass mate

also why you post random games where zywoo played well in?

complete state of peewoo fans, have to dig up random games to feel better about themselves LMAO
Anonymous No.1909640
>>1909636
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Anonymous No.1909641 >>1909645
>>1909634
I never get this line of argument where you presuppose that you pick someone to back and don't care about anything else
do you not watch cs to be entertained
Anonymous No.1909642
>we could have conceivably had a liquid-mouz final
just another reason to hate liquid and vitality
Anonymous No.1909644
I suppose if I were Liquid I wouldn't be too upset we pushed Vitality to OT twice. At the same time, they still have a lot to improve if they want to claw back to T1.
Anonymous No.1909645 >>1909662
>>1909641
excellency is the best entertainment for me. I guess you have a zoomer brain.
Anonymous No.1909647 >>1909658
unreal how they managed to throw away so many advantages, if liquid weren't so weak minded they could actually have 2-0'd, and they should've at least lost 2-1 but they can't close
Anonymous No.1909649
when do the good teams play
Anonymous No.1909650
>>1909625
>turned from poohy to peehy
is it an upgrade?
Anonymous No.1909651 >>1909654 >>1909659
>reddit spacing
i wonder what team he supports
Anonymous No.1909654
>>1909651
vitality like all these fat nafoid nerds or navi
Anonymous No.1909655 >>1909659
>>1909639
nice reddit formating
Anonymous No.1909656
botwoo got carried by ropz again
Anonymous No.1909657
you just know this guy had a massive wall of text about how zywoo is trash and vitality are garbage for losing that he had to delete XD
Anonymous No.1909658
>>1909647
>if liquid weren't so weak minded
the siuhy effect
Anonymous No.1909659 >>1909661
>>1909655
>>1909651
you forgot to add now you have to reply again ??hahahahahahaha, you dumb french fuck
Anonymous No.1909661
>>1909659
meds
Anonymous No.1909662 >>1909664 >>1909666 >>1909685 >>1909697
>>1909645
>excellency is the best entertainment for me
what a retarded thing to say
if someone tried to get you into basketball and there were two 9 foot genetic freak twins who just passed the ball back and forth over everyone's heads until they reached the other end of the court and gently deposited the ball in the hoop with no fanfare, winning every game, same play every time, you would be enraptured and tune in?
Anonymous No.1909664 >>1909672
>>1909662
>apehoop analogy
oh its a noscener amerifat
Anonymous No.1909666 >>1909672
>>1909662
people who use nba as a comparison are always massive retards.
kys thorin.
Anonymous No.1909667 >>1909677
i have a crazy feeling about the vp-spirit game
Anonymous No.1909672 >>1909673
>>1909664
>>1909666
if you aren't able to understand the point of that hypothetical, sport-agnostically, you might actually be like 75iq
Anonymous No.1909673 >>1909679
>>1909672
silence ameribrown
Anonymous No.1909675
>>1909639
>random games where zywoo played well
it's katowice grand final bozo
Anonymous No.1909677
>>1909667
vp got a phonecall from putin, vp chose spirit to give them a free semi spot.
Anonymous No.1909679 >>1909693
>>1909673
you can say whatever you want, if you have above a room temp iq you know I'm right and you're lying to either yourself or me
Anonymous No.1909685 >>1909688 >>1910055
>>1909662
>and there were two 9 foot genetic freak
isn't that just shaq lol? difference is zywoo is not as low iq and doesn't rely on his natural talent
Anonymous No.1909686
imagine having a meltdown because of one player. you weren't kidnapped and brainwashed by some crazy dude, forced into hating a player in order to not be killed. No, you, yourself, all alone decided to have a meltdown over zywoo. bravo.
Anonymous No.1909688 >>1909695
>>1909685
did all you guys actually just stop reading before the end of the sentence
Anonymous No.1909690 >>1909709
Damn, Maui with the sharp takes. Meanwhile sucker Voo is btfo by Apex.
Clear winner here
Anonymous No.1909693 >>1909697
>>1909679
that's just you being subjective, stats don't lie
Anonymous No.1909695
>>1909688
why would I continue reading if I don't want to? I saw what I wanted and replied to it, simple as
Anonymous No.1909696 >>1909698 >>1910113
Was perfecto always this fat?
Anonymous No.1909697 >>1909704
>>1909693
what is me being subjective?
what do you think I was trying to say with this post >>1909662
Anonymous No.1909698
>>1909696
no. he was just slightly chubby in c9. and before that he wasn't fat at all.
Anonymous No.1909704 >>1909723 >>1909856
>>1909697
being entertained or not is purely subjective, retard
Anonymous No.1909705
zontix's english is very good
wonder if he's going international
Anonymous No.1909707
debate settled
m0nesy goat because he flicks fast and looks at camera afterwards
Anonymous No.1909709
>>1909690
STFU ALEX
Anonymous No.1909711 >>1909716
why even have a crowd?
like is this just friends of the players and casters?
Anonymous No.1909714 >>1909718
i wonder if dupreeh has turned down being on the desk for "smaller" events, because there's no reason that either of these bums should be there over him
Anonymous No.1909716
>>1909711
it's the entire population of malta
Anonymous No.1909718
>>1909714
He was around for online part, probably some emergency
And he never casted outside of BLAST events, so I dunno what smaller events you're talking about, TO went full gimmick mode
Anonymous No.1909721
Maui one of the few streamers I prefer to watch along to a game with instead of the official stream. But I also wish him luck on his desk career.
Can't wait for the subaton next Thursday
Anonymous No.1909723 >>1909793
>>1909704
my tastes are irrelevant here, it was a question about you
you would pick up a new sport if two people ran the exact same undefendable boring play every time, won every game? they would win harder than vitality, not even dropping the equivalent of a map. the stats would be immaculate
or would you be too zoomer-brained to appreciate the excellency?
Anonymous No.1909727 >>1909729
spirit has started picking ancient over dust2.
it's zweih's best map so it could be that.
Anonymous No.1909728 >>1909730
>>1909602
>Zywoo
>0 insane mechanics
hahahaha
Anonymous No.1909729
>>1909727
he played like ass on it during cologne
Anonymous No.1909730 >>1909742 >>1909750
>>1909728
mechanics = flicks
gotta translate from secondaries language
Anonymous No.1909733 >>1909736
why do chuds love donk so much, it makes no sense to me except maybe that he's russian
Anonymous No.1909736
>>1909733
he's fun to watch
Anonymous No.1909737 >>1909740
It's insane how poorly spirit can play but win everything because they have the #1 rifler and an above average awp'er.
Anonymous No.1909740 >>1909743
>>1909737
once tn1r gets here and zweih gets comfy it's gonna be a massacre
Anonymous No.1909742
>>1909730
>mechanics = flicks
Anonymous No.1909743 >>1909746 >>1909749
>>1909740
Spirit overtaking Vitality purely based on firepower with grug tactics will be the darkest era of CS
Anonymous No.1909744
elecgoatric
Anonymous No.1909746
>>1909743
fitting for the worst game in cs history to have the worst scene in cs history
Anonymous No.1909749
>>1909743
wym "will be"
vitality, mouz, spirit, soon falcons, they're all retards stacking firepower
the current #1 was irrelevant a couple months ago before adding a top 5 rifler
Anonymous No.1909750 >>1909754 >>1909760 >>1909770
>>1909730
yeah even with that it's funny since Zywoo recently won the highest stakes clutch of the season walking out through smoke, flicking towards Niko and killing him 1st bullet, then flicking on top of fucking reactor and killing Teses
Anonymous No.1909751
donk already looking super washed
Anonymous No.1909754 >>1909771
>>1909750
not highest stake if it's not major or cologne
Anonymous No.1909757
this lineup -icy +jame would win a major
Anonymous No.1909758 >>1909782
based zont1x griefing dogshit team
Anonymous No.1909760 >>1909764 >>1909765
>>1909750
no one knows what you're talking about bro
Anonymous No.1909762 >>1909767 >>1909773
icy looks like donk if you used one of those distortion photoshop tools to stretch his forehead out like 15%
Anonymous No.1909764 >>1909766
>>1909760
ok retard, go back to your failed basketball analogies
Anonymous No.1909765 >>1909774
>>1909760
>the virgin "i'll play my best to show the team they made a mistake!"
vs
>the chad saboteur
Anonymous No.1909766
>>1909764
?
Anonymous No.1909767 >>1909772
>>1909762
they're both tatars
Anonymous No.1909768 >>1909782
Based zont1x not giving a shit now that he's being replaced
Anonymous No.1909769
if vp win this i might actually kill myself
Anonymous No.1909770
>>1909750
>stakes clutch of the season
is this a pun with the sponsor?
Anonymous No.1909771 >>1909775
>>1909754
>or cologne
lol cope
Anonymous No.1909772
>>1909767
mmm
bet donk would be delicious if you deep fried his ass
Anonymous No.1909773
>>1909762
donk in skyrim
Anonymous No.1909774
>>1909765
Based
Anonymous No.1909775 >>1909789
>>1909771
katowice can't compare sorry
Anonymous No.1909776
am I triggered at how the pictures of the players are different to what they look like as they play.
Anonymous No.1909777
Chadwoo would never
Anonymous No.1909778
aleksi type spray
Anonymous No.1909779
That Chopper duel would be bad in my premier games
Anonymous No.1909782
>>1909758
>>1909768
i think this shows the benching was out of the blue, im one of the biggest zont1x haters but even i think he played well last couple of tournaments
Anonymous No.1909783 >>1909786
zont1x and d0nk throwing because zont1x getting cut lmao
Anonymous No.1909784
lol
Anonymous No.1909785
fame da goat
Anonymous No.1909786
>>1909783
can't blame em
what a bunch of fucking assholes spirit is
Anonymous No.1909787
kek
chopper be like please guys
team be like nah chief fuck you
Anonymous No.1909788 >>1909791
real major winners fl1t and fam1 vs fluke major winners zont0x and d0nk
Anonymous No.1909789 >>1909794
>>1909775
Im talking about the Major, not Katowice
If Cologne held the same value as the Major, Niko wouldn't still be a meme to thia day
Anonymous No.1909791
>>1909788
trvke
Anonymous No.1909792 >>1909795 >>1909796 >>1909800
the chad russian org full of russian players based in russia

vs

the sissy russian org not full of russian players based in serbia
Anonymous No.1909793 >>1909816
>>1909723
that just your point of view, retard
Anonymous No.1909794 >>1909799
>>1909789
zywoo didnt do any big clutches in the major. he got carried by apex.
Anonymous No.1909795
>>1909792
>based in russia
They're based in armenia howbeit methinks.
Anonymous No.1909796 >>1909801 >>1909807
>>1909792
>sissy
I think I know who I will side with...
Anonymous No.1909799 >>1909803 >>1909805
>>1909794
and yet he almost got the rating record for a player at a major
Anonymous No.1909800
>>1909792
>full of russian players
electronic and perfecto have denounced their Russian flag on liquipedia
>based in russia
based in Armenia with the Armenian CEO
Anonymous No.1909801
>>1909796
ropz if he long hair
Anonymous No.1909803 >>1909806
>>1909799
ecofarmed vs shit teams as usual i suppose
carried by apex in finals
Anonymous No.1909805
>>1909799
>almost
Anonymous No.1909806 >>1909808
>>1909803
ok so just like donkey, what's your point?
Anonymous No.1909807
>>1909796
omg is that sentry from thunderbolts?
Anonymous No.1909808 >>1909811
>>1909806
has he ever gotten carried by chopper in finals?
Anonymous No.1909810 >>1909815 >>1909824
I legit think zontix and shiro are already kicked
zontix soon and shiro in 2026 and they are both throwing on purpose
Anonymous No.1909811
>>1909808
no, just magixx
Anonymous No.1909814
zweih is the worst Cologne winner ever kek, this guy called out makazze to be benched in 6 months and it will happen to him in 3
Anonymous No.1909815 >>1909830
>>1909810
Nah shiro cost too much to sign him up. They're milking that puppy dry I guarantee.
Anonymous No.1909816 >>1909831
>>1909793
what part is my point of view
you are presuming that everyone watches cs and only cs forever, but there are other sports leagues (e- and real) competing for your attention, with their own dominant teams demonstrating their own excellency
there's a reason you choose to watch cs over those, unless you started watching mid-february or so, intrigued by the streak
so did you stop watching cs last year, because your favorite team displayed next to no excellency? or are you an ex-navi, ex-donk fan?
Anonymous No.1909817
vitality -flamez +donk
who says no?
Anonymous No.1909822
spirit came back 5-11 vs mouz on ct ancient
Anonymous No.1909824
>>1909810
there's no better russian speaking awper except for monesy and he wants to play with his bf and make A LOT of money, which he wouldn't in sp0r0t
Anonymous No.1909825
>donk farms ecos
>THERE HE IS!!
hmm
Anonymous No.1909826 >>1909827 >>1909845
>wake up
>vitality just barely dodged being raped
damn, nt l0qu0d

v0tality on rapewatch
Anonymous No.1909827 >>1909829
>>1909826
are you in honolulu
Anonymous No.1909829 >>1910088
>>1909827
Texass
Anonymous No.1909830
>>1909815
something fun
overdrive was on stream once and he talked about replacements for magix after it was known hes gone

for no reason what so ever, he started talking about awpers too, maybe get degster, or deko maybe
and there are not really good options
the entire chat was dumbfounded
he was just silent after realizing he fucked up and moved on like nothing happened

funny how noone ever picked up on this or this was a big thing
Anonymous No.1909831 >>1909839
>>1909816
you are the one presuming zywoo isn't entertaining
Anonymous No.1909832
vp getting 4 kills there was massive
Anonymous No.1909834 >>1909837
>Makes boomers & uncs seethe
How does he do it???
Anonymous No.1909835
virus poo...
Anonymous No.1909836 >>1909842
donk looking like shit. this is what having a gf does to a mf
Anonymous No.1909837 >>1909847
>>1909834
>some cartoon character
ok?
Anonymous No.1909838
first of all: faze would never
secondly: z0ntix griefing because hes already kicked
thirdly: i hope donk gets murdered
Anonymous No.1909839 >>1909851
>>1909831
quote where I said that
all I care about is that you're being disingenuous and lying about your motivations, given you said "excellency is the best entertainment to me" when asked if you watch cs to be entertained
or am I being mean to someone who's too dumb to understand hypotheticals
Anonymous No.1909840
why is vp throwing
Anonymous No.1909841 >>1909849
>egotronic already bitching
oh no no no
Anonymous No.1909842
>>1909836
this is unironically it
he has barely played faceit last couple of weeks
Anonymous No.1909845 >>1909848
>>1909826
>being raped
>won 2-0
uhm
Anonymous No.1909846
prison orange jerseys, god damn retarded VP
Anonymous No.1909847 >>1909850
>>1909837
>proceeds to seethe
KWAB...
Anonymous No.1909848
>>1909845
>16-13
>19-16
Anonymous No.1909849
>>1909841
a calm question bro, asking why they didn't peek after sh1ro shot
Anonymous No.1909850
>>1909847
it looks like some tarkov character
Anonymous No.1909851 >>1909856
>>1909839
never said that, that was somebody else
Anonymous No.1909853
xd
Anonymous No.1909854
based toggle
Anonymous No.1909855
raped and gaped
Anonymous No.1909856 >>1909873
>>1909851
was this your post >>1909704
Anonymous No.1909857
raped
Anonymous No.1909858 >>1909861 >>1909863 >>1909867 >>1910398
zywoo hits boring angle holding shots

donks hits that shit
Anonymous No.1909860
Ideal crowd
Anonymous No.1909861
>>1909858
Bruh
Anonymous No.1909862 >>1909869
nigga is on adderall, that was ridiculously fast reaction time.
or it was just a toggle
Anonymous No.1909863
>>1909858
DAYUM
Anonymous No.1909864 >>1909872
>Perfectly switches between targets while spraying
Imagine being some CSGO boomer still trying to compete and you're up against that.
Anonymous No.1909865
electronic masterclass t side
Anonymous No.1909866
based ICY selling the round
he's gonna kill himself soon lol
Anonymous No.1909867
>>1909858
tight and ripe...
Anonymous No.1909868 >>1909878 >>1909943
>zweih 6-14
opinions
Anonymous No.1909869
>>1909862
this is just unnecessary glazing from casters, it was just a collateral line up kill on the last two guys
Anonymous No.1909871 >>1909874 >>1909875
It was literally a lineup when he had his crosshair in the only spot they could pop up, why are everyone so impressed
Anonymous No.1909872 >>1909885
>>1909864
The only aspect boomers are better in is clutches. Even then it's only smart boomers like Rain and not the retarded ones like karrigan and chopper.
Anonymous No.1909873 >>1909884
>>1909856
yes
Anonymous No.1909874
>>1909871
i don't get it either, he was shooting the close guy and accidentally killed the guy behind with 1st bullet
NA casting kekw
Anonymous No.1909875 >>1909881
>>1909871
did you get hyped about zywoo hitting 1 taps on nuke
be honest
Anonymous No.1909876
elecbotric
Anonymous No.1909877 >>1909882
why is zweih so frauded? he was great on nemiga.
Anonymous No.1909878
>>1909868
irrelevant as long as the team is winning

such critique is only necessary when the team is losing
Anonymous No.1909879
zywho kwabies going full damage control Oh No No No
Anonymous No.1909880
ez game for sh1ro
Anonymous No.1909881
>>1909875
retard I don't like zywoo or vitality, just not an easily impressed npc
Anonymous No.1909882
>>1909877
>he was great on nemiga
They were mostly playing against t2/3 teams though.
Anonymous No.1909883
this might be the worst man-advantage conversion I've ever seen
Anonymous No.1909884 >>1909891
>>1909873
so at what point did you start having an argument in your head completely disconnected from anything I wrote
Anonymous No.1909885 >>1909886 >>1909887
>>1909872
>Even then it's only smart boomers like Rain and not the retarded ones like karrigan and chopper.
chopper is spirit's second best clutcher this year
Anonymous No.1909886 >>1909890
>>1909885
This says more about spirit as a team than chopper as a player.
Anonymous No.1909887 >>1909890
>>1909885
the eye test chico, it never lies
Anonymous No.1909890
>>1909886
>>1909887
cope
Anonymous No.1909891 >>1909908
>>1909884
bro, you are raving about what's boring or not for an hour now, I'm just saying it's all subjective, calm the fuck down
Anonymous No.1909893
LMAOOOO
Anonymous No.1909894
LMAO
Anonymous No.1909895
goated clutcher
Anonymous No.1909896
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
MENTAL RETARDATION
Anonymous No.1909897
I REMEMBA SH1RO CLUTCH
Anonymous No.1909898
how many clutches donk's teammates win holy shit.
Anonymous No.1909899
justified crashout from electronic after that call
Anonymous No.1909900 >>1909903 >>1909909
ICY first ever player to get benched during the series?
Anonymous No.1909901
Icy again fucking up the plant, he's gonna get kicked
Anonymous No.1909902
spirit's map pick relax
Anonymous No.1909903 >>1909907
>>1909900
they should get gr1ks
Anonymous No.1909905 >>1909910
Thank you ICY, welcome jame
Anonymous No.1909907
>>1909903
he'll perform the same when your IGL is a raging alcoholic
Anonymous No.1909908 >>1909914 >>1909917
>>1909891
I was repeatedly bringing back up someone else's line of argument to discuss it, and you kept seeing that and going "hmm wonder what that's about, better ignore it "
>what do you think I was trying to say with this post
>it was a question about you (what question?)
>you said "excellency is the best entertainment to me"
you wasted my time by not being able to read, and now you're mad at me
Anonymous No.1909909
>>1909900
he's gonna come back with a black eye
Anonymous No.1909910 >>1909911
>>1909905
>Thank you ICY, welcome jame
Would be the funniest shit ever. Wouldn't it be literally the outsiders line up?
Anonymous No.1909911 >>1909916
>>1909910
>mistaking Perfatco and alcotronic for Kazakh GOAT Qikert and Armenian GOAT n0rb3r7
Shameful behavior
Anonymous No.1909912
shiro is not a top 10 awper
t. ynk
Anonymous No.1909914 >>1909918
>>1909908
>complete schizo
>zywoo hater
well what a surprise!
Anonymous No.1909915
based Shiro
Anonymous No.1909916
>>1909911
My mistake I was out of the loop at the time. and before then even though I've been around since 1.6
Anonymous No.1909917 >>1909918
>>1909908
meds
Anonymous No.1909918 >>1909921 >>1909922 >>1909966 >>1909967
>>1909914
>>1909917
is it just impossible to have a relatively simple actual conversation on here that's not
>HE'S DA GOAT
>NO HE'S DA GOAT
>UR A HATER
>UR BROKE
>UR TEAM ASS
you people are braindead
Anonymous No.1909919
Who are bigger gays? Valorant players or CS players? Personally I think it's you.
Anonymous No.1909921 >>1909923
>>1909918
you did this to yourself, schizo
Anonymous No.1909922
>>1909918
stfu broke ass goat hater
Anonymous No.1909923
>>1909921
what did I do that made me a schizo
Anonymous No.1909924 >>1909930
>le donk is washed
>23-16
>1.56 rating
Anonymous No.1909927 >>1909929
vp easily takes overpass tho
Anonymous No.1909928 >>1909933
perfecto actually good again? 96 adr.
Anonymous No.1909929
>>1909927
imo vp is easily going to take it up the ass
Anonymous No.1909930 >>1909935
>>1909924
>against literally an alco igl
>washed defecto
>an awp player who's as good as ultimate
>and two other dudes who are wasting their time on this roster
Anonymous No.1909933
>>1909928
>zweih
He's IGL now.
Anonymous No.1909935 >>1909937
>>1909930
>le opponents are bad
Anonymous No.1909936 >>1909941 >>1909942
ive never seen in any other game this level of retardation about grading everything
Anonymous No.1909937 >>1909939
>>1909935
le tru la unironically
Anonymous No.1909939 >>1909944
>>1909937
better than liquid
Anonymous No.1909941
>>1909936
yeah most games aren't real sports and don't have real stats
Anonymous No.1909942 >>1909950
>>1909936
what do you mean?
Anonymous No.1909943
>>1909868
Going to win second tournament in a row. He is that good
Anonymous No.1909944 >>1909949
>>1909939
They used to be on par but not anymore. Liquid actually managed to go toe-to-toe against Vitality today. Something that VP has never even come close to achieving.
Anonymous No.1909945 >>1909947 >>1909954 >>1909955
how did spirit fluke cologne?
Anonymous No.1909947
>>1909945
ESL is paid to shuffle this shit between top teams. Don't think too much about it.
Anonymous No.1909949 >>1909951
>>1909944
fl1t fame major winners
electronic one the best riflers of all time
Anonymous No.1909950 >>1909972
>>1909942
muh top10, muh top 5, he's the best. no he is.he's a farm animal. no he is.
like shut the fuck up
Anonymous No.1909951 >>1909974
>>1909949
>fl1t fame major winners
That major doesn't count
>electronic
Not anymore. He's niko level now.
Anonymous No.1909954
>>1909945
0/8
Anonymous No.1909955
>>1909945
they put drugs in vitalitys water
Anonymous No.1909957 >>1909959
It's a CT map. Relax.
Anonymous No.1909959 >>1909960
>>1909957
vp came back like 2-10 or 1-11 vs mibr
but spirit isn't mibr
Anonymous No.1909960
>>1909959
their t sides are comparable
Anonymous No.1909961 >>1909963
i love him so much for saving cs
Anonymous No.1909963
>>1909961
>him
Anonymous No.1909966
>>1909918
we hltv now
Anonymous No.1909967 >>1909973
>>1909918
>spergs out about Humblewoo
>spergs out after getting humbled
Sit down, kid
Anonymous No.1909968
HOLY GOAT
Anonymous No.1909970
okay i thought he was saving a tec9 lol
Anonymous No.1909971
>saving tec9
grim
Anonymous No.1909972 >>1909977
>>1909950
yeah on that i agree, i skip these conversations too
blame it on HLTV and their growing statfaggotry, it wasn't like this before, the discussions were much healthier
Anonymous No.1909973
>>1909967
all your posts actually make a lot more sense if you have no idea what the word humble means
Anonymous No.1909974 >>1909975
>>1909951
niko is back, he will rape in riyadh
Anonymous No.1909975 >>1909985
>>1909974
>he will rape in riyadh
Monesy or kiosk?
Anonymous No.1909977 >>1909978 >>1909981 >>1909991
>>1909972
>it wasn't like this before, the discussions were much healthier
Yeah, back when Fifflaren was considered a good AWPer and everyone unironically whined about flusha, very healthy discussions
Anonymous No.1909978 >>1909988
>>1909977
no like 3-4 years ago
Anonymous No.1909979
Bodied
Anonymous No.1909980
lmao zweih shift peeks into awp with 10 seconds on the clock
zont1x is donk for this bot
Anonymous No.1909981 >>1909984
>>1909977
>back when Fifflaren was considered a good AWPer
was fifflaren ever considered good? i cant remember him being considered good even during nip era.
Anonymous No.1909983
>replace boris with boris
I kek.
Anonymous No.1909984
>>1909981
>was fifflaren ever considered good?
absolutely not, you're correct
i remember NiP making some lame fragmovie for him where half of the clips were them celebrating and not frags kek
Anonymous No.1909985
>>1909975
that's consensual, I meant your favorite players
Anonymous No.1909986 >>1909989
zontix is a breath of fresh air among all these ugly mfkrs. no homo
Anonymous No.1909988 >>1909992
>>1909978
>3-4 years ago
Yeah, back when everyone bitched about ZywOo "stealing" s1mple's top 1 hltv spot (or s1mple stealing dev1ce's top 1 hltv spot in 2018) on a daily basis, also very healthy discussions
Anonymous No.1909989 >>1909995 >>1910596
>>1909986
least homosexual /hm/homo:
Anonymous No.1909991
>>1909977
absolutely idiotic post, no one ever considered fifflaren good, thanks for immediately proving you were not there during those times so i don't waste time arguing with you
Anonymous No.1909992
>>1909988
why are you pretending you were here
Anonymous No.1909995
>>1909989
i just appriciate objective beauty alright?
Anonymous No.1909996 >>1910011 >>1910018
>stats bad, I want to judge players based on vibes
Anonymous No.1910000 >>1910005 >>1910007
goated save right here
Anonymous No.1910001
I-I...i must JUUUUUUUUUDGEEEEEEE
OOOOOOOOOOH IM JUDGING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.1910004
brutally moggered as they say
Anonymous No.1910005
>>1910000
kek'd and checked
Jame lives
Anonymous No.1910006 >>1910010
electronic man, what happened there
Anonymous No.1910007
>>1910000
>1-12
Should get one more kill and die to mirror the map score.
Anonymous No.1910010
>>1910006
narcissism
Anonymous No.1910011 >>1910012
>>1909996
kpr is the only good stat
Anonymous No.1910012 >>1910021
>>1910011
unga bunga furia 2019 GOAT team of all time
Anonymous No.1910013
what the fuck was that round? worst shit i've ever seen.
Anonymous No.1910014
what a shit round HAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.1910015
spirit really gonna kick the 2nd best anchor in the world and give falcons another upgrade instead of replacing the guy who can't even match magixx's performances
Anonymous No.1910016
Please don't tell me it's gonna drag on for 10 more rounds.
Anonymous No.1910018
>>1909996
Sunpayus was solely responsible for G2's loss against Spirit, but according to le stats he was 2nd on the scoreboard.

If however one were to actually watch the match, one would see that he would miss the easiest awp shots from A ramp to catwalk, causing his teammates who were holding long to die and the A site to bust open.
Anonymous No.1910021
>>1910012
were you the guy larping like you didn't start watching cs last year
Anonymous No.1910022
LOL
Anonymous No.1910023 >>1910025
donked
Anonymous No.1910024 >>1910025
donked
Anonymous No.1910025
>>1910023
>>1910024
kiss
Anonymous No.1910026
>when you get that one free bo3
Anonymous No.1910027 >>1910030
also zontix-ed kinda
Anonymous No.1910028
i see ICY and think wow this guy is ugly then i remember astralis
Anonymous No.1910029
whats the point of interviewing these niggas who dont speak english
Anonymous No.1910030
>>1910027
A tribute to Sasha's 0.26.
Anonymous No.1910031 >>1910034
bounty maps stats
the game continues to be ct-sided except for inferno
Anonymous No.1910032
why do they refer at a series as "server"
Anonymous No.1910033 >>1910035 >>1910037
What's the reasoning behind keeping electronic for another season? Surely this causes more damage to the brand than $1.500.000 VP paid for this washed fuck?
Anonymous No.1910034 >>1910038
>>1910031
Overpass and Train are the only really CT favored maps. Maybe Ancient, kinda. The rest are pretty much even.
Anonymous No.1910035
>>1910033
he carries sometimes too
Anonymous No.1910037
>>1910033
whats funny is these two retard made it to T1 while the "GOAT" is stuck with bc game lmao
Anonymous No.1910038
>>1910034
nuke is definitely ct sided too
so 3 big ct sided maps
Anonymous No.1910039 >>1910040 >>1910042 >>1910060
i don't understand this Passion UA news, they say they benched 3 players and that from those 3 Kvem will play in the new roster
but they have a full roster rn, what happens with woro2k and Demqq if they are not benched? are they already sold to another team or?
Anonymous No.1910040 >>1910043
>>1910039
woro2k and Topa*
says on HLTV no team, i guess they are released from contract
Anonymous No.1910042 >>1910050 >>1910060
>>1910039
it's weird and retarded
the entire team brand identity is being ukrainian
Anonymous No.1910043
>>1910040
Just free to go. Topa is complete dogshit, but Woro2k can improve TNL if they wanna try some changes.
Anonymous No.1910046
we stan donk here
Anonymous No.1910047 >>1910049 >>1910053
spirit picking mouz or vitality?
Anonymous No.1910049 >>1910052 >>1910057
>>1910047
Probably MOUZ
Vitality are seen as the final boss, beating them in the finals would feel better
Anonymous No.1910050 >>1910060
>>1910042
it looks like the team imploded from the inside, the players divided
i'm a bit surprised Zinchenko has money to buy coL though lol
Anonymous No.1910052
>>1910049
beating vitality in bo3 is easier
Anonymous No.1910053
>>1910047
Probably Vitality because they already beat Mouz and want to go after the supposed "king".
Anonymous No.1910054
Why did they send Donk instead of Chopper/Hally?
Anonymous No.1910055
>>1909685
>doesn't rely on his natural talent
why do I always hear zywoo never has to practice or grind faceit because he was born to play cs then
Anonymous No.1910057
>>1910049
Told you
Anonymous No.1910058 >>1910061 >>1910064
why is malta "home turf" for mouz?
Anonymous No.1910059
>Mouz vs Spirit
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383844/spirit-vs-mouz-iem-cologne-2025
>Vitality vs Mongolz
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2383830/the-mongolz-vs-vitality-iem-cologne-2025

The outcome is decided.
Anonymous No.1910060
>>1910039
>>1910042
>>1910050
learn to sit back and observe
not everything requires a reaction
Anonymous No.1910061
>>1910058
MOUZ are EPL merchants, and EPL was historically played in Malta
Anonymous No.1910062
bonk is posting copes on telegram already claiming he got a food poisoning
Anonymous No.1910064 >>1910065
>>1910058
only t1 events they won were epls in malta with no crowd
Anonymous No.1910065 >>1910164
>>1910064
whoops
Anonymous No.1910066 >>1910069 >>1910070
What is Mouz's win condition?
Anonymous No.1910069
>>1910066
Pretty good chances as Cologne was def a fluke.
Anonymous No.1910070
>>1910066
prayer
Anonymous No.1910072 >>1910076 >>1910078 >>1910092
Mongolz picked Vitality? Why? They should've picked spirit, that's the weakest of the three.
Anonymous No.1910076 >>1910079 >>1910092
>>1910072
Spirit was picking first
Anonymous No.1910078 >>1910079 >>1910092
>>1910072
based retard
Anonymous No.1910079 >>1910083 >>1910091 >>1910092
>>1910076
>>1910078
What? Why? I thought the lowest seeded (as per VRS) team(s) get to pick first.
Anonymous No.1910081 >>1910082 >>1910085
imagine all this hype and the finals are Vitality vs MOUZ yet again lolol
Anonymous No.1910082
>>1910081
Vitality will win the whole thing anyway.
Anonymous No.1910083 >>1910092
>>1910079
we're like 5 rounds into this format bro
teams are split in half and the top ranked team in the bottom half picks first, then the second best, until the worst team is left with the least desirable pick
Anonymous No.1910085
>>1910081
Yea, i want to go back to NIP Fnatic era
Anonymous No.1910086
they copin over cologne again lads
Anonymous No.1910088 >>1910160 >>1911085
>>1909829
u gotta fix ur sleep schedule bro
Anonymous No.1910091 >>1910092
>>1910079
Vitality and Mouz are top 2 seeds based on when the invites were given i think
the bottom 2 seeds pick from the top down, so Spirit pick first and Mongolz are left with Vitality
Anonymous No.1910092 >>1910093 >>1910094
>>1910072
>>1910076
>>1910078
>>1910079
>>1910083
>>1910091
Okay. Spirit should've picked Mongolz then. Now they are fucked.
Anonymous No.1910093 >>1910095
>>1910092
They couldn't do that. Bottom half of seed picks from top half of seeds.
Anonymous No.1910094 >>1910100
>>1910092
this has to be bait, you can't be this stupid
Anonymous No.1910095
>>1910093
That's fucked then. Well I guess they picked the best they could.
Anonymous No.1910096 >>1910102 >>1910175
based on interactions ITT. this is my list
>high iq fans
vitality
falcons
>average iq fans
faze
furia
navi
>low iq fans
mouz
spirit
NA teams
Anonymous No.1910098
i think this might be the time mongolz fluke out a win against vita
Anonymous No.1910100
>>1910094
I just got a bit confused with this system. That's all.
Anonymous No.1910101 >>1910105 >>1910106 >>1910110
>Let's Go Spirit!!!
Anonymous No.1910102
>>1910096
why'd you flip the low and high iq headings
Anonymous No.1910105
>>1910101
>Jame was the problem!!! Shout out to /cs2g/ on 4chan!!!
Wtf? Putin is chill like that?
Anonymous No.1910106
>>1910101
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/4pF4e5SZws_kSsCM0Iq6QA/
fag
Anonymous No.1910109
i feel Vitality will barely win again tomorrow but then crush either of those teams in the bo5
Anonymous No.1910110 >>1910112 >>1910153
>>1910101
Will Trump address Liquid's failure?
Anonymous No.1910112
>>1910110
Yes, that's why they are there.
Anonymous No.1910113
>>1909696
in Navi he was slim and maybe some would even say handsome, now he looks like people who quit smoking a few months ago and can't stop eating
Anonymous No.1910115 >>1910116
WTF Trump just made a statement on Complexity rumours!!
>I’ve been hearing, and a lot of people are talking about it, believe me - Complexity Gaming, a truly great organization, one of the finest in esports, folks, with a roster that is so talented - hallzerk, incredible player, people say maybe the best AWPer in the business, nicx, young guy, huge potential - they might be going to Passion UA. Jason Lake, I’ve met Jason, wonderful man, tremendous CEO, one of the best in America, loves winning, loves America, loves CS2, if this deal happens, it’s going to be huge. People are saying it could be one of the biggest moves in Counter-Strike this year. Could be true. We’ll see. But I think it’s going to be tremendous.
Anonymous No.1910116 >>1910119
>>1910115
you don't have the tone down, reads like snl
Anonymous No.1910117 >>1910120 >>1910121 >>1910126 >>1911307 >>1911349
HLTV nigs are fucking stupid and incredibly prone to recency bias.
Anonymous No.1910119
>>1910116
I'll up my Trump game by the time something big happens in NA next time
Anonymous No.1910120 >>1910123
>>1910117
>being mad at a popularity contest poll results
the state of (You) nigga
Anonymous No.1910121 >>1910123
>>1910117
bookies have spirit too
feel free to bet against them
Anonymous No.1910123 >>1910128
>>1910120
>>1910121
This should be reversed.
Anonymous No.1910126 >>1910129
>>1910117
they won twice against them in cologne so they're definitely the favorites. i'd say like 60/40%
Anonymous No.1910128
>>1910123
what should be reversed
if you think mouz are the clear favorites, go bet on them and make some money
if you aren't willing to do that, you don't really believe it
Anonymous No.1910129 >>1910132 >>1910134
>>1910126
>won twice
When was the first time?
Anonymous No.1910132 >>1910139
>>1910129
2-1 before playoffs
3-0 in finals
Anonymous No.1910134 >>1910139
>>1910129
r u retarded
Anonymous No.1910139 >>1910144
>>1910132
>>1910134
Oh. Okay. That first time didn't really matter, it wasn't single elim or anything.
Anonymous No.1910142 >>1910143 >>1910154
just hope Vitality don't somehow choke tomorrow so we have a proper final
Anonymous No.1910143
>>1910142
i hope they choke though
Anonymous No.1910144
>>1910139
so spirit gave mouz a map when it didn't matter, but 3-0'd them when it did, got it
Anonymous No.1910153
>>1910110
bro check the HLTV, Trump is sending Americans into Ukraine
Anonymous No.1910154 >>1910162
>>1910142
nah I hope vitality choke on maltamold and get chronic respiratory diseases
Anonymous No.1910160
>>1910088
I know I'm sorry bro.
Anonymous No.1910161
>1910096(you)
Anonymous No.1910162 >>1910172 >>1910220
>>1910154
u mad lilbro
Anonymous No.1910163
Anonymous No.1910164 >>1910170 >>1910274
>>1910065
look at the trading stats xd

zywoo is a baiter, donk will be top 1 this year too
Anonymous No.1910169
new faze vlog

https://youtu.be/oxzOVm2v1Cw
Anonymous No.1910170 >>1910176
>>1910164
>terrible crop
>terrible color scheme
>completely random quote
>completely random filter
highest IQ donk fan
Anonymous No.1910172 >>1910182
>>1910162
zywoo kills me in this picture every time
and apex posting up in the front like he didn't contribute the least to those trophies out of em all
Anonymous No.1910175 >>1910180 >>1910586
>>1910096
Fans of NA teams are unironically some of the highest IQ anons. The discussion is always civilized, nuanced and based on statistics. There's no autistic screeching like when dealing with fans of Faze/Furia/Spirit.

>High IQ fans
Vitality
Mouz
COL
G2
Tyloo
FlyQuest
>Average IQ fans
Navi
Mongolz
Astralis
Pain
Aurora
>Low IQ fans
Spirit
Faze
Furia
>Lowest IQ fans
Falcons
Anonymous No.1910176
>>1910170
zywoo has been falling off since the major final
he is washed mate just move on
Anonymous No.1910180 >>1910184 >>1910191
>>1910175
>>High IQ fans
>Mouz
scroll up, you'll see magog's singular MOUZ fan posting some of the most retarded shit anyone ever saw since /vm/ migration
Anonymous No.1910182
>>1910172
>zywoo kills me in this picture every time
ye he's really a goofy looking fucker with that hair kek
Anonymous No.1910184 >>1910185
>>1910180
Interesting how you call him out for putting Mouz in high IQ but not the original anon for putting Falcons in high IQ.
Anonymous No.1910185
>>1910184
Because I missed that post
Anonymous No.1910191 >>1910194
>>1910180
Still butthurt about yesterday failclown?
Anonymous No.1910194 >>1910201
>>1910191
Butthurt? You got bodied beyond recovery and admitted defeat with seething non-quoted replies.
Anonymous No.1910198 >>1910201
Yup, butthurt and assmad.
Anonymous No.1910201 >>1910203
>>1910198
Meant for >>1910194
Anonymous No.1910202
That's right janny keep quoting me.
Anonymous No.1910203
>>1910201
You're excused, don't worry about it bro
Anonymous No.1910220
>>1910162
0(zero) aura
Anonymous No.1910225
lol ewc had 15 invites and furia was 16 at the vrs date so they didn't make it
they had 1 qualifier spot which tyloo made it through
Anonymous No.1910228 >>1910237 >>1910242
Anonymous No.1910237
>>1910228
https://youtu.be/0EuyXxYio3g
This makes schizo sissies go KEKOO
Anonymous No.1910242
>>1910228
flusha aside are there still people who think the only cheaters back then were only the guys who were caught (Kukli et al.) ?
remember that shox aimlock clip on LAN from 2015 for which there was never any reasonable explanation whatsoever
Anonymous No.1910274
>>1910164
what does this have to do with mouz being stage chokers
Anonymous No.1910279 >>1910296 >>1910456
medkits in cs
just imagine
droppable, cost about 1k in the shop
heals about 50 or so health
Anonymous No.1910289
>siuhy already grinding faceit
respect
Anonymous No.1910296 >>1910299
>>1910279
Before Medkits I'd like to see all of a team's money being pooled together and droppable defuse kits.
Anonymous No.1910299 >>1910317
>>1910296
>droppable defuse kits
the usual argument against it is that you'd just drop one per site
Anonymous No.1910317
>>1910299
allow ts to pick them up lul
Anonymous No.1910330 >>1910332 >>1910347
CTs should be able to defuse a dropped bomb, though it would take 20 seconds, and 15 if you have a kit
Anonymous No.1910332
>>1910330
this is a funny idea
Anonymous No.1910347
>>1910330
>OH NO, ROPZ IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP HE DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO GET THERE
Anonymous No.1910350 >>1910352 >>1910382 >>1910417
Russian reactions to Spirit v. VP:
>There's no player worse than ICY, just like there's no IGL worse than electronic
>3 attack rounds in 2 maps, the proof of coach's and captain's hard work
>navi electronic IGL was 0% IGL 100% rifler, cloud9 electronic IGL was 10% IGL 50% rifler, VP electronic IGL is 0% IGL 0% rifler. what's the point?
>oSee, ICY, don't see the difference
>zweih the bottom-frag warrior continues his rearguard duties
>zont1x looks even more dejected than usual...
>to everyone suggesting -icy +degster: he refused to ever join this dogshit org due to inhumane treatment, guaranteed contract jail and worst management in tier1. congratulations Petrosyan (VP CEO), now even tier2 players don't want to do anything with you, I fear that if you call Jame he'll say that he'd rather 322 in tier2 with kids than to play under your banner for even a single game
Anonymous No.1910352
>>1910350
all trvth nvkes
Anonymous No.1910382
>>1910350
>>to everyone suggesting -icy +degster: he refused to ever join this dogshit org due to inhumane treatment, guaranteed contract jail and worst management in tier1.
based degster
Anonymous No.1910386 >>1910387
complexity.steel
Anonymous No.1910387
>>1910386
>saves NA
Anonymous No.1910398
>>1909858
i unironically would eat donks ass and im not even gay
Anonymous No.1910417
>>1910350
>>oSee, ICY, don't see the difference
Anonymous No.1910421 >>1910423 >>1910462
https://www.dust2.us/news/64747/breaking-sportsbetexpert-acquire-reck-from-m80
ouch
Anonymous No.1910423
>>1910421
>SportsBetExpert
Is the gambling business so fucking big now that "guaranteed bets, bet with us and you win guaranteed" scams can run their CS teams as well???
Anonymous No.1910456 >>1910508
>>1910279
https://counterstrike.fandom.com/wiki/Medi-Shot
Anonymous No.1910462
>>1910421
>sportsbetexpert
Anonymous No.1910508 >>1910518
>>1910456
Danger Zone back when
Anonymous No.1910518
>>1910508
never ever :(
Anonymous No.1910534 >>1910536 >>1910540
-zont1x +tn1r will be the -jks +nexa of 2025
Anonymous No.1910536 >>1910540
>>1910534
Anonymous No.1910540
>>1910534
>>1910536
only similarity is that it'll disappoint some closeted fans
nexa was washed and ass, tn1r is young and legit
Anonymous No.1910543 >>1910552
Anonymous No.1910552 >>1910553 >>1910562 >>1910576 >>1910596
>>1910543
nigga should've been born as a woman. what a waste. look at that soft skin and round features
Anonymous No.1910553 >>1910562
>>1910552
he just fat
Anonymous No.1910562
>>1910552
>>1910553
klinefelter's
Anonymous No.1910576
>>1910552
Anonymous No.1910577 >>1910991
according to this hltv comment spirit will attend fissure
i checked the telegram and looked at posts from last few days and couldn't find anything so he might be lying
Anonymous No.1910583
kek wildcard
Anonymous No.1910586 >>1910600
>>1910175
>There's no autistic screeching like when dealing with fans of Faze/Furia/Spirit
Ah yes, famous autistic screeching from FaZe fans. The autistic screeching coming from those teams is from political nonsense that gets brought up by tourist.
Anonymous No.1910591 >>1910613 >>1910703
have you guys played any counter strike recently? how is your experience?
Anonymous No.1910592 >>1910602
>WILDCARD LOSE 15 ROUNDS IN A ROW
>12-1 TO 12-16
is this true? anyone watch it? hltv stats not ready so can't check.
Anonymous No.1910596
>>1910552
>>1909989
Anonymous No.1910600 >>1910608 >>1910616
>>1910586
I am never forgetting just how much you fags shat up the thread when s0mple joined f0ze.
Anonymous No.1910602 >>1910607
>>1910592
stats don't need to be ready, it says on the page
NRG 16 (1:11; 11:1) (4:0) 12 Wildcard
Anonymous No.1910607
>>1910602
ah true
funny comeback
Anonymous No.1910608 >>1910611
>>1910600
u get dropped on ur head as a kid?
Anonymous No.1910611 >>1910633
>>1910608
No I'm not a s0mple fan.
Anonymous No.1910613
>>1910591
yes. having fun
Anonymous No.1910616 >>1910620
>>1910600
>f0ze s0mple
Yea right, I'm sure FaZe fans are the ones doing the autistic screeching.
Anonymous No.1910620
>>1910616
Well I suppose the retardation spread from s0mple fans to f0ze fans but now it's settled down.
Anonymous No.1910632 >>1910636
frozen is team poison frankly
Anonymous No.1910633 >>1910638
>>1910611
ask ur mom, tell her I say hi n that I got a hunch
Anonymous No.1910636
>>1910632
He's okay, he's no Ropz. He's raw firepower and should be treated as such.
Anonymous No.1910638 >>1910643
>>1910633
Why do you have a hunch? Is it from bending over for 500 cocks a day?
Anonymous No.1910643
>>1910638
u mad familiar with men fuckin each other in the ass huh
find god, homo
Anonymous No.1910703
>>1910591
Slowly unrusting
Anonymous No.1910762 >>1910767
s0mple lose today
Anonymous No.1910767 >>1910768
>>1910762
mouz-spirit and vitality-mongolz today but you're thinking about bc.game vs arcred or betboom?
do I even have to say it
Anonymous No.1910768 >>1910824
>>1910767
>spirit wins lol
>vita wins lol
>s0mple lose lol
kwab
Anonymous No.1910822
vitality is 9-0 vs mongolz btw
Anonymous No.1910824 >>1910827
>>1910768
mouz-spirit's gonna be the second best match of a top tier event and you put it on par with an ecl s50 eu cup or exort the proving grounds s3 groups
Anonymous No.1910827 >>1910830
>>1910824
kek the last time mouz spirit came on i fell asleep
Anonymous No.1910829 >>1910854
online part of blast open starts only 3 days after ewc
spirit will have no time to practice with tn1r
Anonymous No.1910830
>>1910827
yeah but the time before that was kino
Anonymous No.1910854 >>1910897
>>1910829
doubt they care too much. fissure with 4x the prize money is after, but before the major vrs cutoff
Anonymous No.1910897
>>1910854
>vrs cutoff
i dont think that matters for spirit
Anonymous No.1910901 >>1910905
havent been up to cs in a while. did brax, steel and the rest of the b& ibp players come back to play/coach cs?
Anonymous No.1910905
>>1910901
Steel yes but does desk stuff now, rest no.
Anonymous No.1910966 >>1910972 >>1911007
>...
Anonymous No.1910972 >>1910992
>>1910966
>I guess they missed me
>that's what they keep saying
>hopefully they are not lying
Fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkk
Anonymous No.1910991
>>1910577
hally in the major blog said that "they have to win BB dacha this year too", than said "ah its called fissure now"

so probable that they will attend
Anonymous No.1910992
>>1910972
they're lying lol, karrigan is a complete snake
he was all like i love playing with simple hes the best then 2 weeks after broky came back he kept saying how simple was ok not all that and that he wants helvjis back
Anonymous No.1911007 >>1911018 >>1911029
>>1910966
when people get tattoos have they seen how other people with tattoos look a few years after getting them and the lighting isnt optimal

>why yes I do want dark shit smears on my skin please
>I want to look like a meth addicted line chef/male porn actress, its my childhood dream

Except rain literally asked for an anus visible on his neck so he went above and beyond.
Anonymous No.1911013
thanks hltv your website design for match pages is so useful
IM GOING TO GO BET MONEY RIGHT NOW
Anonymous No.1911018
>>1911007
>>I want to look like a meth addicted line chef/male porn actress
Anonymous No.1911019
https://www.twitch.tv/bcgameesports
HERE WE GO
Anonymous No.1911029 >>1911072
>>1911007
Sincere question why do tattoos make incels like you seethe so much?
Anonymous No.1911048
the LANIMAL cypher is going to GAPE and RAPE zywoo once again
Anonymous No.1911072
>>1911029
tattoo an anus onto your forehead and ask your mother to stop seething about it like an incel
Im sure its a valuable experience
Anonymous No.1911085
>>1910088
Woke up early today, thought I might go back to sleep again in a bit.
Anonymous No.1911092
I love this anon like you wouldn't believe.

Our Moussies :)
Anonymous No.1911093 >>1911095
Where is the Freya loving anon? she's looking stunning today as well
Anonymous No.1911095
>>1911093
Y'all need to stop simping for hags.
Anonymous No.1911096
Anonymous No.1911098
I like Spirit because they permaban Inferno
mega shit map, save simulator
Anonymous No.1911099
>no tits
>no ass
>old
oof
Anonymous No.1911102
Anonymous No.1911104
*sniff* are you guys smelling something?
Anonymous No.1911113
h-hello?
Anonymous No.1911114
donk? No, chopper
Anonymous No.1911118
>EZ FOR SPIRIT!
Anonymous No.1911123 >>1911125
donk throwing
Anonymous No.1911125
>>1911123
His protest against zont1x being kicked
Anonymous No.1911129
donk is washed up :(
Anonymous No.1911131
BISH
Anonymous No.1911132
>only way spirit can win in an eco is if you run through smoke
>run through smoke in a panic to get a kill
>twice
rly.
Anonymous No.1911136
nt goonfat
Anonymous No.1911140 >>1911144
>why is zontix getting replaced?
Anonymous No.1911142
Poor zont1x
Anonymous No.1911143
what is z0nt0x doing
Anonymous No.1911144
>>1911140
>why is zontix getting replaced?
Anonymous No.1911153
That's my gooner
Anonymous No.1911154
>donk ghosting again
>mouz still can't win
what a terrible team
Anonymous No.1911155
Can't stop the goon
Anonymous No.1911157
with jews you win
Anonymous No.1911158
donk had freebie on spinx at 12-10 but whiffed then left chopper 1v2 instead of 2v1, this should have been over
Anonymous No.1911160 >>1911161
Mouz is the best balls-to-the-wall team.
Anonymous No.1911161 >>1911162
>>1911160
>mouz
>best at anything
lol
Anonymous No.1911162 >>1911164 >>1911167 >>1911271
>>1911161
Yes, they're objectively the one team you can never count out till it's actually over. They've proven this multiple times.
Anonymous No.1911164 >>1911170
>>1911162
Vitality's 12-6 comeback on Nuke vs Falcons in Melbourne clears all "can never count out till it's actually over" moments from MOUZ in history combined
Anonymous No.1911167 >>1911170
>>1911162
that's not true at all, I knew the cologne final was over after the first map, same with the 0-3's they had against vitality in finals
Anonymous No.1911169
BASED ZONTIX HAHA
Anonymous No.1911170 >>1911172 >>1911177
>>1911164
>>1911167
were you niggas asleep during the major or
Anonymous No.1911172 >>1911181
>>1911170
the comebacks against liquid and legacy? teams they shouldn't be close to losing against to begin with?
Anonymous No.1911174
last round was a throw
Anonymous No.1911176
donk is just too lucky.
he'll disappear like coldzera.
Anonymous No.1911177 >>1911181
>>1911170
Yes? It was counted out before it began, most free major for Vitality anyone ever saw since the bracket was revealed
Anonymous No.1911179
SPIRIT LUCKEIST TEAM?
Anonymous No.1911181 >>1911192
>>1911172
same could be said about vitality vs falcons
>>1911177
are you that autist who keeps screeching about mickey mouse majors?
Anonymous No.1911182 >>1911184 >>1911186
>chopper
Excuse me?
Anonymous No.1911183
>mouz broke their stage cho-ACK
Anonymous No.1911184 >>1911189
>>1911182
>shiro sucking 66 average dicks per round again when it matters
Anonymous No.1911186
zweih is kinda shit ngl. He needs to step up or he'll get replaced as well.
>>1911182
my fragging IGL
Anonymous No.1911189 >>1911191
>>1911184
> WhY DoES an AWPer hAvE loW ADR?
Anonymous No.1911191
>>1911189
Yeah?
Anonymous No.1911192 >>1911198
>>1911181
Difference is Vitality (#1) was a round away from losing to Falcons (#2), MOUZ (#3) were a round away from losing to Liquid (#20), and got beaten up by Aurora (#7) and Legacy (#30)
Feel the difference?
Anonymous No.1911196
shut it down
Anonymous No.1911198 >>1911200
>>1911192
>this retard believes in rankings
my bad bro didn't realize you were retarded
Anonymous No.1911200 >>1911201
>>1911198
Go on, tell me what rankings I got wrong. Were Liquid secretly a top 5 team, alongside Legacy and Aurora, while Falcons were top 30?
Anonymous No.1911201 >>1911203
>>1911200
Falcons was (is) much worse than Liquid and Legacy.
Anonymous No.1911203 >>1911206
>>1911201
So MOUZ were raped by a team "much worse than Liquid and Legacy" twice?
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2381916/falcons-vs-mouz-blast-rivals-2025-season-1
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2381771/mouz-vs-falcons-iem-melbourne-2025
Anonymous No.1911206 >>1911212
>>1911203
Correct, and they raped back.

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2382689/mouz-vs-falcons-iem-dallas-2025
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2380052/mouz-vs-falcons-esl-pro-league-season-21
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2379366/mouz-vs-falcons-pgl-cluj-napoca-2025

Seriously do you get paid for this or do you do it for free?
Anonymous No.1911211 >>1911247 >>1911285
mouz biggest cheaters ever in cs
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
that no one talks about how they never have good stats or kills but always find the gap and always get the most important kills is insane to me WHAHAHAHA
GET THESE FUCKING HACKERS OUT OF MY GAME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
look at borlans and spinx pov and look at xertion always preaiming where donk is XD
and look at him when donk walks past xertion crosshair he starts looking at his radar and he comms alot XD
his tells are so fucking obvious DIRTY DOG CHEATERS GET THEM OUT NOW BAN THEM FUCK
Anonymous No.1911212 >>1911216
>>1911206
>we got the seeding match fellas
>two events before the +m0NESY change
This your top 2 team bro?
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378902/mouz-vs-liquid-iem-katowice-2025
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378786/mouz-vs-gamerlegion-iem-katowice-2025
Anonymous No.1911215 >>1911224
Falcons: 0 online matches lost
MOUZ: https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378218/mouz-vs-betboom-blast-bounty-2025-season-1
Anonymous No.1911216 >>1911219
>>1911212
Why do I care about which shitter your team signs? And it's clear you just want to make excuses.
Anonymous No.1911218
>unironic failcons shills itt
grim
Anonymous No.1911219 >>1911222
>>1911216
>Why do I care
Scroll up, this argument already took place, and either you or your low IQ indian brother already got put down like he's inbred. No need to waste breath on dog IQ MOUZ fans.
Anonymous No.1911220 >>1911232 >>1911243
Anonymous No.1911222 >>1911229
>>1911219
I genuinely do not care about which shitters your team signs. If you lose, accept it. Don't make excuses for it.
Anonymous No.1911224
>>1911215
literally from the same event

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2378224/eternal-fire-vs-falcons-blast-bounty-2025-season-1
Anonymous No.1911227
The fuck is that from zweih
Anonymous No.1911228
ZWEIH BAZA ZWEIH BAZA ZWEIH BAZA
Anonymous No.1911229 >>1911235
>>1911222
Results do care, and the sad reality that last season, MOUZ only ever took 2 maps vs Vitality in grand finals. Falcons, despite their extremely short shelf life, took 4, meaning twice as much.
/closed
Anonymous No.1911230
>no need to waste breath on-ack!
>>1908700
Anonymous No.1911231
>opponent has 80% wr on map
>pick it
uh
Anonymous No.1911232
>>1911220
Is he playing Euro Truck Simulator 2?
Anonymous No.1911234
At least mouz can feel happy that they didn’t choke cologne.
Spirit are clearly just the better team.
Anonymous No.1911235
>>1911229
>/closed your own post
This is the kind of retard I'm arguing with. Mouz is 10x better than Falcons despite having spent 10x less than them. Cope and seethe about it, I don't care.
Anonymous No.1911236
JIMI SALO
Anonymous No.1911237
That zweih 3k broke Mouz's spirit
Anonymous No.1911239
CHOPPED
Anonymous No.1911240 >>1911246
they should have cut shoro for kyousuke GOAT you don't even need an awper in cs2 not like d0nk or kyousuke cant awp better than shoro anyways
Anonymous No.1911242 >>1911246
are mouz even top 5 right now?
Anonymous No.1911243
>>1911220
>how did you know i was finnish
Anonymous No.1911246 >>1911251
>>1911240
As much as I agree with that, just the fact that an awper exists somewhere on the map means the opponent has to waste a lot of time and utility clearing angles.
>>1911242
Maybe not top 2 but definitely top 5. The competition is abysmal.
Anonymous No.1911247 >>1911298
>>1911211
i've said it before, brollan is cheating but retards ITT think is normal to prefire uncommon angles and lock onto people behind walls
Anonymous No.1911248
testicular torzsian
Anonymous No.1911249
So who’s ready for the Spirit v Mongolz finals?
Anonymous No.1911250 >>1911256
d0nk looks like fucking asmongold all of a sudden
puberty hitting late for him
Anonymous No.1911251 >>1911255 >>1911259
>>1911246
I feel like navi, g2, mongolz can clear them... I guess they are technically top 5, but not by the end of the season
Anonymous No.1911252 >>1911253
Mouz need to -jimi asap
Anonymous No.1911253
>>1911252
Bring on zont1x
Anonymous No.1911255 >>1911258
>>1911251
mongolz yes, g2 maybe, navi unlikely
Anonymous No.1911256
>>1911250
It's not all of a sudden, he always looked like this when wearing a headset
Anonymous No.1911257
zont1x rare smile
Anonymous No.1911258
>>1911255
navi can but aleksib desperately needs to hit the deathmatch like hooxi, at the moment he's shooting worse than the depressed dane towards the end of G2
Anonymous No.1911259
>>1911251
g2 first gotta get rid of the SiestaPayus
navi isn't any better than the last roster
Anonymous No.1911261
mouzbros... is it over?
Anonymous No.1911262
oh wooooow it's another day of Mouz doing very well on the first map but choking, then getting blown the fuck out on the 2nd. WHO could have seen it coming???
Anonymous No.1911265 >>1911268 >>1911270 >>1911273 >>1911306
How do we fix Mouz?
Anonymous No.1911266
holy raped
Anonymous No.1911267
Yeah I think we can count out "balls-to-the-wall" mouz now
Anonymous No.1911268 >>1911276
>>1911265
-jimi
-brollan
+nertz
+heavygod
Anonymous No.1911270
>>1911265
>44% T-side round winrate
Get a real IGL and kick Botlan, just like it was supposed to go
Anonymous No.1911271
>>1911162
why aren't they fighting back now?
Anonymous No.1911273
>>1911265
auraless team. can't be fixed
Anonymous No.1911276
>>1911268
Don't need an IGL when you got all that firepower and Jewish genius
Anonymous No.1911279
x0rtion
Anonymous No.1911282 >>1911292
>outsmarted by chopper
moussies are sadly top 3 again :(((
Anonymous No.1911285 >>1911293
>>1911211
yeah yeah xertion ofc ofc
you jump up on that in that timing and you dont check under window or lower but you cehck this random off angle XDD
Anonymous No.1911286
Outbrained by chopper
Anonymous No.1911292
>>1911282
mongolz>>>>>>>
Anonymous No.1911293
>>1911285
Yeah wtf was that?
Are there hacks that only work for one person? They always find donk, its kinda sus...........
Anonymous No.1911296
Lucky fucker
Anonymous No.1911298
>>1911247
saw what xertion just did?
he jumps onto the mid letterbox and checks under con??? how can he be so confident noone is watching?
Anonymous No.1911299
Jimphatt hasn't been playing on his previous level for 8 months
Anonymous No.1911302
based godt1x finally finishing this piece of shit
Anonymous No.1911303
lmao fuck mouz
Anonymous No.1911304 >>1911309
mouz drones will still think their team is top 2 lol
and this is not the final nail in the coffin. falcons will obliterate them at ewc proving to the whole world how much of lucky frauds mouz are
Anonymous No.1911305 >>1911319
spirit playing at like 40% of their power and still winning. weird shit
Anonymous No.1911306
>>1911265
Jimi just isn't good anymore. Brollan is still a decent IGL but maybe a co-IGL on the T-side might help.
Anonymous No.1911307 >>1911312
>>1910117
How are you holding up bro? Bet all your money on the actual favourite? You clearly knew better than them.
Anonymous No.1911309
>>1911304
vp will finish off mouz in ewc though, finally ending this npc team's reign of terror on cs discussion
Anonymous No.1911310 >>1911311
If you support Falcons lower your tone when talking to me.
Anonymous No.1911311 >>1911313
>>1911310
kyousuke ranking women on stream made more cultural impact than all mouz players combined
Anonymous No.1911312
>>1911307
Spirit were just lucky. Should've gone all three maps.
donk washed
EZ for Vitality
Anonymous No.1911313 >>1911317
>>1911311
And how much did that impact your bussy?
Anonymous No.1911317 >>1911320
>>1911313
>wondering about other man's butthole using some fag slang
mouz fans are jews, indians, and now homos
what a banger of a lineup
Anonymous No.1911319
>>1911305
hopefully they lock in for the finals
Anonymous No.1911320 >>1911324
>>1911317
Not the twitch stream watching zoomie complaining about it.
Anonymous No.1911322 >>1911329
my moussies :(
Anonymous No.1911323 >>1911329
mouz sir, how are you holding up?
Anonymous No.1911324 >>1911331 >>1911335
>>1911320
Where do boomers watch CS?
Anonymous No.1911329
>>1911322
We'll get 'em next time buddy.
>>1911323
You win some, you lose some. That's usually how supporting an underdog team goes.
Anonymous No.1911330 >>1911337 >>1911353
mouz? below falcons
this is the real non mickey mouse ranking.
Anonymous No.1911331
>>1911324
at your mother's house
Anonymous No.1911332 >>1911342
WHAT WENT WRONG? THAT FIRST MAP WAS SO CLOSE AND THEN IT ALL FELL APART.
THAT'S NOT THE SAME MOUZ THAT PLAYED AGAINST SPIRIT AT THE MAJOR. THAT MIRAGE WAS AWESOME. WHAT HAPPENED.
Anonymous No.1911335
>>1911324
kayosuckyfucky rating women is not cs you unemployed fuck
Anonymous No.1911337
>>1911330
>27 maps
kwab lan dodgers
Anonymous No.1911338 >>1911340 >>1911352
who do mouz change, anyone other than spinx?
Anonymous No.1911340 >>1911343 >>1911351
>>1911338
jimi bruh why would you even think about spinx
Anonymous No.1911342
>>1911332
Spirit made a change and became a top 2 team
Seems to be a surreal concept to MOUZ mind, improving after changing the lineup, but the earlier you learn about it, the more at ease you'll be when MOUZ's results become worse and worse
Anonymous No.1911343 >>1911345
>>1911340
nta, but jimi got a new contract at the start of the year, mouz is stuck with him
Anonymous No.1911344
Who do spirit replace? I think there's pretty much no chance they can beat current vitality. I'd look how they fair against them and make replacements after that. I'm still not sure about boris v2.0 desu despite the fact that he sorta popped off on mirage.
Anonymous No.1911345 >>1911356
>>1911343
bench him man I can appreciate Mouz being sensible with their finances but you have to spend a little to win
Anonymous No.1911346 >>1911350
Hope Vitality wins and we can have vit vs spirit
Anonymous No.1911349
>>1910117
Anonymous No.1911350
>>1911346
The finals will be boring either way methinks.
Anonymous No.1911351
>>1911340
jimi is only back because of spinx
the rat ruins every team he joins
Anonymous No.1911352
>>1911338
Improve T-sides. If Brollan doesn't make any progress by Starladder, kick him and get Chr1zN.
He's in my fraudwatch already, getting outcalled by chopper yet again only solidified my position.
Anonymous No.1911353
>>1911330
and this is the stats hltv cares the most about
look at this maties
donk vs 9 every time hes playing these kinda cologne kato major events
donk hltv #1
Anonymous No.1911354 >>1911365
dey said "don't replace m0gixx with zweih, I love the fat troon"
now dey say "don't replace zont1x with tn1r, I love the pimply aurafarmer"
all I say iz "let's go spirit "
Anonymous No.1911356 >>1911359
>>1911345
I presume they are fine being second and slowly improving the core.
Then again, Spirit gaped them three times in a row, so they're not really second anymore.
I think the bigger issue is who to get instead of jimi? There really isn't a clear upgrade over him on the market at the moment.
Anonymous No.1911358
What if
-torzsi
+sasha
Anonymous No.1911359 >>1911360
>>1911356
zont1x
might as well
Anonymous No.1911360
>>1911359
would be kino ngl
Anonymous No.1911362 >>1911364 >>1911370
Ye watchan?
Anonymous No.1911364
>>1911362
but of course, yeon een gah axe
Anonymous No.1911365 >>1911374 >>1911385 >>1911395
>>1911354
-zont1x is going to be spirit's version of -jks, putting the blame on the quiet anchor that does his part and does it well. tn1r is even 4 years older and obviously having a jL-esque year after being mediocre for the entirety of his career, before he drops off permanently
Anonymous No.1911367 >>1911370 >>1911373
this next match is gonna be a snoozer, watch this instead https://www.twitch.tv/kyousuke999
Anonymous No.1911370
>>1911367
Watch this >>1911362 instead
Anonymous No.1911373
>>1911367
GOAT
Anonymous No.1911374
>>1911365
#trvke
Anonymous No.1911375
Antisemitewoo
Anonymous No.1911377
>flamez the money manager
Anonymous No.1911381 >>1911387 >>1911389
Still watching some randoms play stupid videogames on the internet?
Have sex, losers.
Anonymous No.1911385 >>1911415
>>1911365
zont1x already peaked in Spirit, he needs a change of scenery to grow further. tn1r is more aggressive and can work with donk on t-side.
Anonymous No.1911386
tn1r will do good, but he'll just split donk's output and gift zywoo top 1 HLTV due to donk putting up lower rating
Anonymous No.1911387
>>1911381
I've got a lot of sex tho
Anonymous No.1911389
>>1911381
Can't I'm a virgin incel inshallah.

Did I mention I also happen to support falcons? Not that it's related.
Anonymous No.1911395 >>1911405 >>1911415
>>1911365
>quiet anchor that does his part and does it well
you just want to push an agenda and write fanfiction or what
it's his t side that's the problem, where he does his part abysmally
when they did -jks +nexa, picrel is how nexa was doing in t2. if they did -jks +sjuush or something, people wouldn't have freaked out the same way
Anonymous No.1911405 >>1911414
>>1911395
so the solution is instead of a bad lurker get tn1r who isn't even a lurker at all kek
Anonymous No.1911406
mongolz ez deag clan
Anonymous No.1911407
5 rounds was enough to beat shitality even in mr16
Anonymous No.1911409
MongolZ pulled some BS rounds late in the half
Anonymous No.1911410
Vitality threw more rounds this half than i've seen them throw whole year
Anonymous No.1911414 >>1911417
>>1911405
>tN1R's aggressive lurks from sAw's HEROIC should return
Anonymous No.1911415
>>1911395
the point wasn't entirely about the replacement, but the fact that the player is being replaced at all, 2nd best anchor statistically and ct side is much more important than t, it's nearing 70% winrate on ct side since economy change and valve will probably not touch it again for a year or two
>>1911385
no need for growth, stagnation is fine when you're only worse than ropz
Anonymous No.1911417
>>1911414
what do you imply here?
that he is clutching more?
bro are you aware that lurkers are clutchers by design?
Anonymous No.1911418
https://www.twitch.tv/jlcs2
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
DA GOAT IS ABOUT TO RAEP
Anonymous No.1911421
910 god
Anonymous No.1911431
The instant I start watching after realizing it's not a boring stomp they get steamrolled by a british player, I caused this
Anonymous No.1911433 >>1911435
The fuck is a labubu
Anonymous No.1911435
>>1911433
Mongolz are labubu
Vita are pazuzu
Anonymous No.1911437
>caca-nito
Anonymous No.1911438
lets get it started

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI_lrwQiuCM
Anonymous No.1911439
MonGODZ
Anonymous No.1911441
uhhhhhhhhhh
Anonymous No.1911442 >>1911448 >>1911455
era status?
Anonymous No.1911443 >>1911451
https://www.twitch.tv/jlcs2
Anonymous No.1911444
fraudwoo status?
Anonymous No.1911445
Vitality's looking much more vulnerable since they lost to Mouz and broke their aura of invincibility
Anonymous No.1911448
>>1911442
era terminado
Anonymous No.1911450
cs so boring vita wins everything btw
Anonymous No.1911451
>>1911443
>jlcs2
>s1mple
>betboom
Anonymous No.1911453
Mongolz's map pick. Chill.
Anonymous No.1911454
We're playing all 3.
Anonymous No.1911455 >>1911458
>>1911442
all so called "eras" are CRUSHED under the numberless trampling hooves of the INVINCIBLE GOLDEN HORDE
Anonymous No.1911457
>wake up
>zweih rape
based
Anonymous No.1911458 >>1911462
>>1911455
they're so good at crushing eras that they repeatedly trample their own well before it can even start
Anonymous No.1911459 >>1911464
Freya is 29 but looks at least 36.
Anonymous No.1911461
HEY THATS RUDE
Anonymous No.1911462
>>1911458
those were all practice rounds, didn't count, trust me on this
Anonymous No.1911464
>>1911459
>born 1996
>freya is actually younger than me
>oh fuck
>oh no
Anonymous No.1911472
Did jimi overgoon or undergoon?
Anonymous No.1911474 >>1911475
why is that commentator bald
Anonymous No.1911475
>>1911474
idk but jl is repulsive, I gotta find another stream
Anonymous No.1911480
lmfao
Anonymous No.1911482
HAHAHAHA nice speech unc
Anonymous No.1911483
>apex too mad to say anything
Anonymous No.1911484
Don't think I ever heard mezii speak in comms. It's usually just apex or flamez.
Anonymous No.1911485
Vitality's collapsing
Anonymous No.1911486
its joever
Anonymous No.1911487
donk #1 2025 confirmed
Anonymous No.1911489
>fraudw0o
>fraudpEX
>fraudzii
>fraudZ
>fraupz
Anonymous No.1911490
It's CT map. Chill.
Anonymous No.1911491
vitality getting GAPED
Anonymous No.1911492
Apex is tilting his team into oblivion.
Feels like old times.
Anonymous No.1911493
maldex always a good time
Anonymous No.1911495 >>1911501 >>1911504 >>1911508 >>1911512 >>1911517 >>1911526
Whats the best gun if you want to play support as an actual medic? I feel like LMG is directly contradictory to the 'medic' play style.
Anonymous No.1911496
zyw4o
Anonymous No.1911497 >>1911502 >>1911503 >>1911506 >>1911507 >>1911510
Can we just admit that all the best teams (mouz, vitality, navi, falcons) simply didn't care enough about this mickey mouse tournament to put their best performance. It's just some whatever shit.
Anonymous No.1911499
It's so over
Anonymous No.1911500
FRAUDTALITY FINALLY EXPOSED
Anonymous No.1911501 >>1911508
>>1911495
pp bizon prolly
Anonymous No.1911502 >>1911520
>>1911497
M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER COPE
Anonymous No.1911503 >>1911520
>>1911497
kys, moron
Anonymous No.1911504 >>1911514
>>1911495
Galil 31 (nvo228)
Anonymous No.1911506 >>1911520
>>1911497
>sneaking in Falcons
Ok there
Anonymous No.1911507 >>1911520
>>1911497
this but about the last 6 months of competition, and vitality and mouz weren't among those top teams
Anonymous No.1911508
>>1911501
>>1911495
FUCK I POSTED THIS IN THE WRONG THREAD HOW EMBARRASSING
Anonymous No.1911509
fragmovie vibes
Anonymous No.1911510 >>1911520
>>1911497
nobody cared, but someone is still going to win
Anonymous No.1911511
NEXA BACK
Anonymous No.1911512 >>1911514
>>1911495
mag7
Anonymous No.1911514
>>1911504
>>1911512
please stop replying to that post i deleted it
Anonymous No.1911515
jamebros...
Anonymous No.1911516 >>1911529
tec9 needs to be nerfed, vitality didn't deserve that round and will recover and win it all now
Anonymous No.1911517 >>1911519
>>1911495
zeus
Anonymous No.1911518
THAT MADE NO SENZU
Anonymous No.1911519
>>1911517
STOP
Anonymous No.1911520 >>1911525
>>1911502
>>1911503
>>1911506
>>1911507
>>1911510
Thanks for the (you)s haha. I wasn't even being serious haha.
Anonymous No.1911522 >>1911527
>0-8
Anonymous No.1911524
Utter rape. Why couldn't have MongolZ played like this in the Austin finals
Anonymous No.1911525
>>1911520
-__- .. ur not me stop pretending..
Anonymous No.1911526 >>1911530
>>1911495
mp5sd feels like a healslut gun
Anonymous No.1911527
artfr0st not that washed honestly
>>1911522
0pex has always been the weakest link on that team. you could put almost anyone in and they'd still have an era
Anonymous No.1911529
>>1911516
.. nerf this shit right now
Anonymous No.1911530
>>1911526
REFRESH THE FREAKING PAGE I DELETED THAT POST STOP REPLYING TO IT
Anonymous No.1911531
>MFW MongKeks turn into MongChads