Thread 1909396

backpassing = good edition

Haxball is a top-down 2D football game that's played entirely in your web browser.

Room:
>see most recent link in thread or check the list
password: shaw

Room is usually active on Friday & Saturday around these hours:
22:30 Euro time (23:30 EET)

You can re-live magic moments watching the recordings of previous matches here:
replay.thehax.pl/lastReplays/user/5393

You can use this site to get stats from olli's best games:
haxball-replay-analyzer.github.io/

cytube room: haxb

Reminder to relax, have fun, not take it seriously (just a game) and to drop a cheeky backpass when the moment calls for it.

Previous thread:
>>1735615

juve sucks

uwu

>>1909447
i'd like to hear you say that in may after they secure a top 3 finish

>>1910167
warra trophy

>>1911064
Activate your Windows

>>1911166
'no'

last saturday stats

friday stats
auto stats maker is now in beta version

friday stats
auto stats maker is now in beta version

>>1911424
Win % doesn't make sense

last saturday stats for real this time

>>1911434
>>1911463
where did you get this?

>>1911722
I did it with the power of AI, it's based on the analyzer in the op

>>1911722
they look made up to me. there's no way mx scored that many goals and still lost over half of his matches.

>>1911807
that's what happens when you only work for yourself and not for the team

>>1911807
statpadded vulturer against teams which fell apart from the beginning unlike players like cont who build and create wins in underdog teams too

early hax??

when the dogs are barking...

cont has never won a match that mattered and i say that as a fan

>>1911872
>match that mattered
And which match would that be exactly

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=qGPCQWPn9jI
shaw
time to bring your A-game guys

1 more for 5v5 uefa

>>1911893
join

fill our spaces

>>1912050
specifically rat

>>1912941
Fabrication and gerrymandering

cytubebros....

we're finally free of shitty anime tunes

today is the day that we play hax
we may or may not have complimentary stats
some will win blues some will win reds
to whom it applies please take your meds

tonight

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=qGPCQWPn9jI

pass : shaw

join so there are more players

5v5 soon

2 spots left

Imagine getting cooked by two uncles (me and Rigged) in a 2v3

https://freeguessr.com/#/game/sp9yx5i

kicked u by mistake shw

This is such BS! All the training and sacrifice just flew out the window with one step that I’ve done millions of times! The frustration is unbearable. The anger is rage. Why the hell did this happen ?!? Makes no damn sense. Now I’m supposed to come back from this and be the same player Or better?!? How in the world am I supposed to do that?? I have NO CLUE. Do I have the consistent will to overcome this thing? Maybe I should break out the rocking chair and reminisce on the career that was. Maybe this is how my book ends. Maybe Father Time has defeated me...Then again maybe not! It’s 3:30am, my hand feels like dead weight, my head is spinning from the pain meds and I’m wide awake. Forgive my Venting but what’s the purpose of social media if I won’t bring it to you Real No Image?? Feels good to vent, let it out. To feel as if THIS is the WORST thing EVER! Because After ALL the venting, a real perspective sets in. There are far greater issues/challenges in the world then a torn Achilles. Stop feeling sorry for yourself, find the silver lining and get to work with the same belief, same drive and same conviction as ever. One day, the beginning of a new career journey will commence. Today is NOT that day. “If you see me in a fight with a bear, prey for the bear.” I’ve always loved that quote. That’s “mamba mentality” - we don’t quit, we don’t cower, we don’t run. We endure and conquer. I know it’s a long post but I’m 4chan Venting LOL. Maybe now I can actually get some sleep and be excited for hax tomorrow. First step of a new challenge. Thank you for all your prayers and support. Much Love Always. Cuck Out

>>1923687
No one cares. Fuck off

>>1923687
>-2.30 timezone
What are you on Azores?
Also, is this a troll post? I dont even understand what are you trying to say

>>1923942
I was reading and scratching my nuts, was totally savable -_-
I literally do these goals in pubs constantly. Get off your horse dud -_-

>>1923687
often said this

Today is the day that we play hax
Not gonna lie thats straight up facts
Grab some beers or light up a blunt
In real life ive never seen a cunt

*calling rat*
*calling rat*
*calling rat*

Sorry lads. I promised bae I wouldnt buy alcohol. No hax 4 me lol

come and be somwhere where everybody knows your name

Oh, it's union.

@aaaaaaaaa when was the last time you used the word "mirth"

tonight

>>1935180
when i see this i dont see adversity
i see untapped potential.
i see gentrification

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=qGPCQWPn9jI

pass : shaw

join, loosers.

5 years of hax. I'm retiring tonight (good riddance).
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/101924690/#q101926821

>>1936851
try 15 you fucking pussy ass nigga
ngmi

>>1936851
My guy, get on me and Rigged's level.
I am literally the biggest name in all of haxball dot com and the best player in the world, and I only play drunk during weekends and fuck bitches. *farts*

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=G2hLeiZcDFA
shaw

talking about cont while he's asleep

gimi now

>>1936873
>tfw you will never re-live the hax of 2012
Why even bother living.

>>1923942
macro

>>1941064
>Why even bother living.
to do stuff that you want to do, that you love doing, to inspire yourself and others around you, to love and care for others, to push your limits and to learn something new everyday
Also to play hax

>>1911854
team play is absolutely essential

HAXBALL TONIGHT

>>1947793
alright, tonight’s haxball gonna scramble your brain. we’re all diving into the web browser chaos, 2d futsal madness, cytube tunes blasting weird voices. players are a mess, lag hits like a truck, you’re teleporting to narnia instead of scoring, missing shots like you’re half asleep. poachers steal goals like shady pickpockets, backpassers act like clowns, kicking the ball to nowhere. pixels glitch out, webms will flicker like a bad trip, server’s a screaming mess. you join, it lags, you curse, refresh, try again. skills? forget it, just lag and vibes. 2d chaos turns your brain to mush. say yee or the void gets you. haxball’s gonna fry your mind

sure
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=G2hLeiZcDFA
shaw

soon

Rooms

>>1959697
Im tentative

browser games

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=6gtAcDQEYho
pw:shaw

>>1959729
5 spots left

hax

I'll never understand why you niggers insist on playing so late

>>1960938
hax ( am literally playing pub rn but waiting on them )

joni

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=6gtAcDQEYho
pw: shaw

>>1961020
JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN

>>1960938
we were waiting for spuh

I have 50 years in the Alaska wilderness as experience was a wolf trapper in my youth, studied wolves. Such a wolf that does not keep up can become a lone wolf out on his own. Often wisdom makes up for youth. He can do well for a while. The pack may not be interested nor need his innovative ideas. I saw one old timer learn to catch fish in the water as bears do. Another lived on rabbits and had a good technique that made it easy. Life is never forever. Sooner or later he is to old as all life gets. He often makes a mistake, is slow, a moose kicks him in the head. Or a rival wolf pack catches him alone, runs him down, and kills him. Or snow is to deep or to cold and the elements do him in. I’ve observed all of the above. I have never seen disease get them, which seems odd.

>>1965044
read jonathan livingston seagull
Also, we are human- not wolves

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WmGzy-RdQ_A
shaw
free for all today

>>1970408
John

>>1970314
tree fiddy spots left

>>1970408
Thingken about RIGGED leaving as I was afk 1 sec... chat

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WmGzy-RdQ_A
shaw

>>1971891
password is = shaw

>>1971891
>>1971900
4 spots left

join messoy i'm beg

join messoy i beg

>>1909396 (OP)
God I'm such a VARLET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjghSo8Yi2Q
are we ready for the summer BR bros?

Any wanna play some online games? Jajajaja
https://www.ohchr.org/sites/default/files/documents/hrbodies/hrcouncil/sessions-regular/session58/a-hrc-58-crp-6.pdf

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WmGzy-RdQ_A

pw: shaw

>>1980749
JOIN

>>1980749
JOIN NOW HAHAHJAHHAHAHA

hax

Will hitman join again? Will gimi score that crucial tap in in the fourth minute of overtime? Has tonco finally got his xbox?
This and much more live today only on hax. Tune in

>>1982304
time to find out
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WmGzy-RdQ_A
shaw

>>1982497
john

>>1982497
2 spots left

retard

>>1982497
join

>2026 - 1
>Tom still stalks you in pub
can someone tell him to give it a rest

tom doesnt exist

why the fuck does the normal host not connect properly but the nu one does

>>1989652
Shut the fuck up, Conta. I have known him since 2012, and he posted himself dancing in one of the threads. Retard.
afk.

Any hax

>>1983047
>>1989652
XD XD

Gonna be late coach

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=23cB4vmZdgQ

we need 1 more

3v3 in cytube /haxb/

LIVE

>>1993488
here we are then

j vamos

1 for 5v5

>>1993488
PASSWORD IS: shaw

>>1993637
surely more people will join now

>>1993656
stfu man

One of the hax rooms has 2 players that you guys might consider elite. I think I accidently leaked the password last weeked Xd
but they respect and like the room. JOIN and I will join later unless nothing. Xddddd

>>2005092
sybau

>>2005121
*farts*

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=23cB4vmZdgQ
shaw

https://freeguessr.com/#/game/0yul613
we're here

anyone misses or let alone remembers cuck (the indian player)?

poop

this thursday kinda feels like friday

>>2015414
Based neet

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=23cB4vmZdgQ
pw: shaw

>>2017454
JOIN

>>2017454
2 spots left

>>2017454
5v5 going on

it's hax o'clock

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=23cB4vmZdgQ
pw: shaw

here we are then

/hax/ legends return in emotional thriller for charity

Wake up call, coffee and juice
Rememberin' you
What happened to you?
I wonder if we'll meet again
Talk about life since then
Talk about why did it end

he died in his sheep