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SMITE - Battleground of the Godtoons
Thread for the Third Person MOBA, based on various World Mythologies.

FACT: The 4chan clan is [SmGen]: Smite Gen Plus! All new players are welcome!
Most members are on around 10pm-4am UTC+0 (esp. Saturday). Party up with anyone you can find.
Post funny clips if you're feeling cute. Original content is encouraged!
Regulars usually talk / LFG in-thread, don't mind them.

>SMITE Y12
https://www.smitegame.com/news/laughs-of-the-past-12-1-update-notes/

>SHI2
>>it's a beta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VooS1RuWbo
>>One unnecessarily remade Godtoon planned every week til August
>>Roadmap planned for 100 by late 2026
>>Finishing catchup of 135+ by ~2027
>>Basically, it's fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1Y_d_Lhp60

>New Player Guide + Splash Art Gallery
https://rentry.org/smgen

>Lore
https://rentry.org/smgenloredoc

>Links
https://www.smitegame.com/download
https://www.smitegame.com/news
https://nitter.net/SMITEGame
https://smite.gamepedia.com/Smite_Wiki
https://www.smitefire.com/smite/gods
https://smite.guru

>Previous
>>1718893
Anonymous No.1914417
Smite will never die
Anonymous No.1914439
...but SHITE 2 will
Anonymous No.1914449
It will never be truly born in the first place
Anonymous No.1914464
When's Fafnir?
Anonymous No.1915249
Such a shame smite is on it's last legs. I really do not like playing top down mobas.
Anonymous No.1915672
dead thread
dead game
dead company
Anonymous No.1915723
If smite 2 featured Fafnir's wonderland as one of its game modes, the game would be doing way better.
Anonymous No.1916062 >>1916381
uhm, bros... how do we cope?
Anonymous No.1916067
SMITE is gaining numbers now, bros. We're so fucking back.
Anonymous No.1916381 >>1916520 >>1916776
>>1916062
SHITE2 still has less than half the playerbase Smite 1 had all the way up until May 2024, and even then you can go all the way to December 2024 until the current SHITE2 numbers are higher.
Remember that Hirez and all the e-celebs were spouting that smite was "dying" since at least 9.5 in may 2022
Anonymous No.1916520
>>1916381
Smite 2 is up 5% we are back.
Anonymous No.1916776 >>1916796
>>1916381
what happened in january 2024 that made so many people go back to Smite?
Anonymous No.1916784 >>1916886
Is there any point in grinding either game when the company is set to go under?
Anonymous No.1916796
>>1916776
New season + cross gen skins
Anonymous No.1916886 >>1917362
>>1916784
The only reason to play either game now is because you find them to be fun.
Anonymous No.1917362 >>1917765
>>1916886
but nobody has fun playing Smite...
Anonymous No.1917765
>>1917362
AltBlue has lots of fun playing smite.
Anonymous No.1919516 >>1919519 >>1920787
If Hi-rez ever wants this game to grow they got to ditch the casual audience.

>have console shitters in pc player games
>remove anti-heal and reduce the skill expression in the game
>buff tanks which always will be given to the most garbage players
>buff them to such a comical degree that you cannot even punish them for poor positioning 30+ mins into the game
>make every ability easier to hit
>pro scene effectively dead
>keep adding dog shit to appease noobs
>action cam
>cc buffering
>only have one relic so backliners will always die because they all go beads
>admit to always overstating new gods making it miserable to play against if they are not banned in ranked because "we want people to try new god xd"
>aspects are 90% of the time a strict upgrade to the base kit

I would be okay with Konami taking over at this point and doing yugioh tier balancing in this game to whatever killGOON is doing.
Anonymous No.1919519 >>1919521
>>1919516
She is literally me.
Anonymous No.1919521
>>1919519
>She is literally me.
Anonymous No.1920157
No matter how dead smite is, I will always really, really, really like this meme.
Anonymous No.1920176
>Dev wanted to add 1v1 duel ult in SMITE for a decade
>settled on adding one for a guy that doesn't even need it (kills you in 1 second upon entering lamp)
Anonymous No.1920214
idk who AltBlue is
Anonymous No.1920415
Is there an AltBluepill we can use?
Anonymous No.1920787
>>1919516
There aren't any ecelebs left for hirez to suck up to, and catering to casuals gave them a +3% player growth. Beancounters will look at that and say "Data supports the casualisation of the game".
Hirez is fucked no matter what at this point.
Anonymous No.1920901
Smite 2 will be saved when they add Vamana, so people can go OOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAH again.
Anonymous No.1921396 >>1923278 >>1923444 >>1928175
Smite OC peaked with this image.
Anonymous No.1921750
Now thats a dead game
Anonymous No.1923278 >>1923465
>>1921396
its been years since altblue, dolize, wubb, raptor, gallon, genlog, or malcom have posted a clip. smgen is dead.
Anonymous No.1923444
>>1921396
it peaked with this actually
Anonymous No.1923465
>>1923278
One day... The sun will shine on us again...
Anonymous No.1926314
Official AltBlue Bump™
Anonymous No.1926860
>pubs were 7 years ago
Anonymous No.1926868
>Chaac's last win was 12 years ago.
Anonymous No.1926873
Despite being release in....
Anonymous No.1926943
Despite making up less than 2% of the total population, Chronos mains are responsible for 90% of opponents' ragequits
Anonymous No.1926953
Played SMITE 2 and Apollo just on shot me in the tank lane
Played SMITE and manikins Sol did the same.
This is why I stopped playing.
Anonymous No.1926954
>AltBlue hitting GM was 5 years ago
Anonymous No.1926970
What if Chaac had a chainsaw axe
Anonymous No.1926994
What if OOOHOHOHOHO AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA OOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOH AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.1926997
If you can't win with Chaac you're just a little girly man.
Anonymous No.1927032
I am a Chaac announcer pack enjoyer.
Anonymous No.1928113
the only people that still play smite are the angry tf2 mains that browse the steam forum and get angry about pictures I made like a year or two ago
Anonymous No.1928175
>>1921396
Anonymous No.1928226
Imagine being lo-rez and leaving two gods with zero cosmetics just as the game goes EOS.
Anonymous No.1928765 >>1929078 >>1929216
Imagine wasting 12 years playing shite
Anonymous No.1928780 >>1929078
Imagine owning the tribes ascend cosmetics in smite.
Anonymous No.1928814
such cold
so smit
Anonymous No.1929078
>>1928765
>>1928780
stop mocking altblue...
Anonymous No.1929216 >>1929646
>>1928765
Time isn't truly wasted if you were having fun
Anonymous No.1929646 >>1929894 >>1931012
>>1929216
I got 2 boyfriends through smite.
One threatened to dox me on valentines day.
The other became a sex slave for a lot of money.

Thanks Smite!
Anonymous No.1929740 >>1930211
As a complete new player, should I play Smite 1 or 2?
Anonymous No.1929894
>>1929646
wubb...
Anonymous No.1930211 >>1930301
>>1929740
You should play paladins
Anonymous No.1930291
AlterationBlue, I...
Anonymous No.1930301 >>1930722
>>1930211
>Instead of playing dead game 1 or 2 you should play dead game 3
Anonymous No.1930404 >>1930956 >>1930960
The year is 2035. Fafnir has finally been ported over to SHITE 2. However there are only 100 players left and queue takes 2 hours.
Anonymous No.1930722
>>1930301
Don't underestimate us Paladins fans! There are tens of us! Maybe even dozens!
Anonymous No.1930956
>>1930404
My kind of game.
Anonymous No.1930960
>>1930404
I will play him as an adc.
Anonymous No.1930964 >>1932670
They brought back wandering markets, bros. Smite 2 is saved!
Anonymous No.1931012
>>1929646
raptor...
Anonymous No.1931760
This meme was ahead of its time.
Anonymous No.1932670 >>1932966
>>1930964
They must be really desperate considering they axed it in the first place for being "too good"
Anonymous No.1932966
>>1932670
They also didn't provide a new ways to spend grind currency, so people stopped doing their daily games and effort grinding.
Anonymous No.1933241 >>1933667 >>1935667
Game be like "Oh you are about to rank up? here let me stack the team to be so out of your favor that no matter what you do you lose. "

Quality matchmaking there rabbitfurnigger. Get this dog shit gold and silver duo q out of my game.
Anonymous No.1933667 >>1934356
>>1933241
This game is actually a joke. Holy fuck I am going back to deadlock fuck shite 2. I get a gold and plat on my promo game to obs...
Anonymous No.1934356
>>1933667
Last time I played smite it was against incon, and I missed like half of my chains, my adc dced, and I still won.
You should be able to carry against random sub masters.
Honestly probably the real issue is that at this point ranks are entirely meaningless because there is probably a pool of 200 ranked players out of the 1,000 people still playing smite. Someone could be silver and actually be bronze 5 or be plat and be a top 500. Most people quit long before this point. It's like the old days playing on curse waiting an hour for a ladder match.
https://youtu.be/VdIq6_GMXZs
Anonymous No.1934450
Just play Diablo 2 instead.
Anonymous No.1935667 >>1935770
>>1933241
The SR of both teams is pretty much the same?
Anonymous No.1935770 >>1935797
>>1935667
one team has the 1400 SR shitter but its all balanced out, truly lukewarm IQ take here.
Anonymous No.1935797 >>1937938
>>1935770
There's no difference between silver and gold, they are both completely useless. Anyone in gold or below would have been bronze in Smite 1. I used to be gold/plat in Smite 1 and am Obsidian in Shite 2 ranks are inflated as fuck.
Anonymous No.1935873
Bronze in smite is Diamond in shite 2.
Anonymous No.1936137
AltBlue proves that grandmaster in smite is equal to silver in smite 2,
Anonymous No.1937890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU7Ga7qTLDU

I just downloaded smite 1. Feeling nostalgic as fuck, so many moments lost in time, like tears in the rain.
Anonymous No.1937938
>>1935797
Yeah I know that but I have been on my obsidian promo ffor like 10 games now and its annoying always getting sold. I just want to hit demigod and go back to a fun game like deadlock.
Anonymous No.1938438 >>1938542
>I want to hit my desired rank in the game I don't think is fun, so I can go back to playing games I do find to be fun.
Anonymous No.1938542
>>1938438
Yes but I also hate aspects of deadlock like the parry mechanic.
Anonymous No.1938822
AltBlue is Grandmaster in my heart.
Anonymous No.1938954
AltBlue will forever be the grandmaster of memes.
Anonymous No.1939171
Proccing my gin.
Anonymous No.1940292
I'll drink a gallon of milk in your honour
Anonymous No.1941357
It's over for real.
Anonymous No.1941621
I'm trying to find quality bed sheets made from all-natural cotton or linen, and it's proving almost as difficult a task as having fun while playing ranked.
Anonymous No.1942201 >>1942637 >>1943139 >>1944710 >>1946115
hey guys, gonna hit some clips today
Anonymous No.1942637
>>1942201
Proofs?
Anonymous No.1943139
>>1942201
Anonymous No.1944710
>>1942201
This never happened.
Anonymous No.1946115
>>1942201
Please provide evidence to support your claims.
Anonymous No.1946251
Muumagi, I know you are here and I know what you are.
Anonymous No.1946271
uwu status?
Anonymous No.1946658
What's Altblue's holdings at?
Anonymous No.1947035 >>1947137
Inspiring stuff.
Anonymous No.1947137
>>1947035
Realm Royale 2 when lorez?
Anonymous No.1947784 >>1948274 >>1948560
Does animated AI generated pornography of Scylla exist? Where she has legs, obviously
Anonymous No.1948274
>>1947784
Ask in palg for someone to generate it for you.
Anonymous No.1948560
>>1947784
Dolize made it and posted it here but got banned whenever he did.
Anonymous No.1949489 >>1949632
I just want to go back in time ten or so years, so I can tell myself not to waste ten or so years playing hi-rez games.
Anonymous No.1949632
>>1949489
As fucked as it is now, I still would. Smite 1 came at just the right time in my life for maximum enjoyment
>southern hemisphere summer
>got accepted into a pit orchestra (flute)
>rehearsals by day, SMITE by night, my poor login streak suffering any time we had a full day of performances (3x 4 hour shows, starting at 8am and getting out of the place at half midnight)
All that's behind me now...
Anonymous No.1949847
Bros, they're adding agility relic to ranked.
Anonymous No.1950083
>when duo/supp/solo are a triple queue and play the game like the two other players don't exist
queuing with friends shouldn't be possible in ranked
Anonymous No.1950098 >>1950117
It should be possible, but in its own ranked que for partied players.
Anonymous No.1950117 >>1950166
>>1950098
It's fucking disgusting. I'm getting farmed because the duo queue are buddies and would rather play with each other so I'm basically forced to 1v2 the mid lane while also getting constantly ganked by the jungle
Anonymous No.1950166
>>1950117
Just carry harder, bro.