Thread 1926424

monGODZ edition

First for Kukri

wonned

>>1926424 (OP)
4 TRILLION ORG LOST TO THIS

I love Mongolz before they were cool.

4.5%

>>1926427
did you sell your rip eazy e ak???

Now that we've won EWC, Blast Open Fall will be a piece of cake

Finland confirmed strongest CS nation right now

>>1926433
No, it's at 72k kills now. Road to 100k still on
I'm thinking of posting DM highlights, would you watch them or is it too autistic?

What the fuck happened

HAVE SEX LOSERS
HAVE SEX WITH A REAL YUMAN WOMAN

>>1926437
shouldn't give views to clout chasers on twitter, link the actual video

>>1926439
>>1925871

>>1926439
food poisoning
but now he'll have a few days to recover, and mongolz + aurora + falcons aren't competing at Blast Open Fall, so Vitality are easily taking it

>>1926439
>mydwoo

>>1926439
Poisoned by SA government + Mickey mouse tournament

THE CONQUERED WILL BOW AND THE HORDES THEY WILL GROW

>>1926448
>>1926451
So why did you immediately buy this excuse when apex said it, but when donk used it it a couple days earlier, everyone here made fun of him?

>>1926437
Crazy turnout for a watch party. Makes sense since a third of the population or something is supposedly under 18

>>1926456
It was obviously he was making excuses to cover up for his team being shit and his baiting being exposed

How did falcons lose to those scrubs?

>m0NESY: "Today we showed the best game we have ever played in Falcons"
This labubu is delulu. They literally looked better only by virtue of the entirety of Vita not caring and wanting out (still lost inferno kek).
Melbourne was their best when both teams ACTUALLY played, tried their best and got close to beating them but decided to choke on Nuke from 12-6 into three OTs.

>>1926439
He shot one of the chinese players body and then twitter was filled with chinese people saying how happy they are his dad died. He is mental midget

>>1926464
From his brainlet perspective this was their best so far because they won their fights more often = they did better

>>1926463
>How did falcons lose to those scrubs?
They're no supermen.

techno is gonna be swimming in it at the home coming event

If that piece of shit mcfatty fat fuck fuckface Saw doesn't fire Sunpaypal I'm gonna be big mad.

But being realistic, he's not leaving before Budapest is he? :(

>>1926482
they were a package deal, like t0z and sn0x
the problem is that in this case, they're not BOTH dogshit

>>1926439

he is sick

So did no one take this event seriously?
Why does it feel like everyone just didn't show up?
Was this some kind of match fix to ensure low viewership so EWC won't do more CS2 events?

>>1926493
cope & seethe

>>1926493
Give it a rest Apex

>>1926493
I think Spirit losing to Heroic was definitely a fluke, but Chopper angered the Saudis. Mongolz are really good now, so maybe they could've beaten Spirit in GF nevertheless.
Still, Zweih is getting so much harsh critique. I feel sort of bad for him.

A tale of two interviews.

i always liked mongols btw

>>1926532
shut up glory hunter

Should NAVI replace iM with Elige?1?!?

>>1926562
should jamyoung replace senzu?

>>1926562

note how nobody is even talking about how great frozen is. they all glaze elige for some reason

>>1926562
iM does some secondary calling so unless EliGE is the kind of player who chimes in, I don't think it's the best move.

>>1926562
+elige
-aleksi

>>1926562
aleksib, his calling isn't worth the perma 4v5 and iM can igl

So, are we ready to admit that the BO5 experiment has been a total failure? How many more 3-0 stomps are needed?

>>1926674

we need BO7 so we get to see at least one map won by losers

>>1926674
every 3-0 stomp is worth it for the chance of having a 4th or 5th map

>>1926674
it's not like it takes very long if it's 3-0, so it's not really a problem but you can probably do something, like go 0-2 down you lose or change the map order up so that losing your pick and your opponents doesn't mean having to potentially overcome opponents on theirs to get back to 2-1, move the order after 0-2 to your pick no matter the veto order to make 1-2 more likely

>>1926674
Why do you spam this every day? It's going to be short if it's 3-0 anyway so why do you care?

>>1926674
Why is a 2-0 stomp better than a 3-0 stomp? It's not the format that makes one team significantly better than the other.

>>1926674
3-0 finals are worth it for the occasional kino 3-2 finals we get

Mongolz are five such insane aimers it's crazy, ggwp

>>1926720
maybe drop the fixed order completely and just have a ban phase? the loser then picks one of the remaining maps in the pool. so aurora could have played on two of their own map picks instead of just one
i personally don't mind how it is now but maybe it could benefit from a tweak or two.

>>1926757
Even their calling and composure's drastically improved. They aren't just aimgods, they have good strats, teamplay, and mental resilience.

>bo7
>crowd/viewers vote on the order
>must be played with teams face-to-face within shouting distance
>no breaks - gamer bottles will be provided by the TO

>>1926758
well someone has to pick the first map either way, and if the one who picks that loses it's unfair for them to get their 2nd pick right after, it accomplishes the same thing as my idea either way, being guaranteed to play on your map picks twice if you go down 0-2 to try and prevent a 0-3 stomp

You know what's funny? That tweet from Senzu saying "when will I be him?" or something like that to donk's 10th MVP. Then the one big event they win, Techno decides to lifegame and gets the MVP.
KEKAROO Love the Mongoloids

>wake up late
>miss the 3-0
Is it worth watching the highlights or nah?

niko on stage bros
accepting his 3rd place medal

Why is the football goat on stage

>>1926817
humiliation ritual

>>1926819
Just wanted to stand next to the goat rifler Nikola Kovac

>>1926803
Map 1 and 2 were alright. Worth watching at x2 speed. Some good clutches and deagle moments.

Cringe

GOAT

>>1926869
is this real?

>>1926871
Do they get to add another star to their jersey for winning their own club rankings

>>1926871
Left: fucks goats
Right: GOAT Bosnian Rifler

>>1926899
>>1926871
>is """""goat"""""
>fucked by arabs

>>1926869
my CAMEL...

>>1926871
Is that the famous doctor Habibi?

-zontix announced tomorrow?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfzfWs62BXU&ab_channel=Senzu-
Our boy Senzu is playing Minecraft.

>>1926968
ddosd gg

https://xcancel.com/username9001221/status/1959633733583241516
>Job is still not finished, not until every injustice since the taxation of PC bangs is avenged, until the stolen spots from the early majors, the spots stolen by the Lourve agreement, the axing of ESL Impact Asia, the theft of MENA from us and every other injustice inflicted to us is repaid in full.
>
>This is just the beginning, our region's teams lead by the MongolZ will continue the next step by winning every major spot possible Budapest onward, until we are dominant in VRS rankings and EU are limited to 2 stage 1 majors spots just like we were for so many years.
>
>The pain Renegades felt when their efforts in the Berlin major was washed away from the RMR update, the pain HSG felt when our entire women's scene was axed in a single decision by ESL, the pain Jijiehao felt when their chance to represent Arabian CS at the major was stolen away by Valve's decision 2 months ago, the pain every single team and player in APAC felt from the decisions the Eurocentric TOs made in the past 13 years, we shall inflict back to the European scene a hundred-fold.
>
>Job is still not finished, let justice be done, till the heavens crumble.
HOLY BASED

>>1926981
>he pain Jijiehao felt when their chance to represent Arabian CS at the major was stolen away by Valve's decision 2 months ago
What decision did Valve make?

Lol why do they asians want so many teams in the majors, they all look the same. Tyloo sucks, nothing that person just said will happen.

>>1926952
Maybe the info is wrong and he leaves after the Blast? There a small break after it. It would make more sense

BC.Game is getting
>Magixx
>Elige
>Jame
>Scream
>Instituting a no Polish players or coaches or staff rule

flopgolz 1 fake lan per year quota achieved

>>1927007
>>Instituting a no Polish players or coaches or staff rule
holy based

>>1926981
cringe
it took a bunch of nomadic horse fuckers with a population of 200 to finally have a good asian team
rest of the region hasn't done anything for over a decade but now wants to ride their coattails

>>1926905
i said goat bosnian rifler. so hes like better than hunter and thats about it

>>1927025
you think arabs care what kind of goat their are fucking?

>>1927034
Why do they have Niko there anyway? I guess because he's photogenically handsome?

Soon

>>1927034
there's actually people itt watching it?

>>1927038
I don't see a single PC or even a monitor in this photo

>>1927041
>>1927038
>Soon

>>1927038
awesome!
I hope we get an NK cs team

>>1927046
imagine the microhacks they can make

>>1927038
>Smoke detector
Even in North Korea, fucking OSHA still has its iron grip on workplace environments.

>>1927007
> Elige
> no Polish players or coaches or staff rule
?

wednesday will be interesting
I think nut nut can give jcobbb a run for his money

Stuck in an airport for the next 2 hours, AMA!

>>1927080
Now that you've completed the iron man, what's the next big challenge?

>>1927080
Anyone ever told you look like you might be into little girls?

>>1927034
the only ones not faking emotions are the guy next to niko (looks evil) and the middle saudi. penaldo looks truly uncomfortable, as if he just accepted to be there because the saudis begged him

>>1927110
its literally just unbelievably rich niggas using these people as toys kek

>>1927064
he said he's willing to renounce his p*lish heritage if that's what it takes to play with the undisputed CS GOAT

>>1927034
what might be cs equivalent of 0 knockout stage goals at World Cups?

>>1927038
ummmmm mouzbros???

>>1927070
this jcobbb dude looks like a junkie, like he's gonna knife somebody for cash IRL

>>1927119
dayum i guess moussies won't be participating in the nk major

>item sells for 6 cent offers on steam
>fast sell for 5 cents
>can't get instant funds because i sold it "way below market price"
what's the fucking point jesus christ
i hate Valve so much it's unreal

any footage from the big watch party in mongolia when they won?

>>1927030
kek

>>1927137
yes there is on twitter

>>1927137
The Mongolz twitter account posted some videos
also you can try searching Mongolz and going to media
it looks comfy

>>1927038
>Interpol opens an investigation into the international smuggling ring due to suspicious travel patterns to North Korea
>it's just VRS warriors attending Pyongyang LanDaLan

>>1927137
>>1926437

>>1927159
already seen that and one other that keeps getting posted
was hoping to find one of the moment they won

>>1926968
>doesn't set the taskbar to auto hide or play in fullscreen
Hate this dude now

>>1926562
>>1926579
>>1926584
Aleksi HAS to go, as does Karrigan.

>>1926869
no fucking way kwab if I ever fall this bad just put me out of my misery bros

>>1927285
aleksi can be replaced by iM, but there isn't anyone obvious to replace Karrigan on Faze

>>1927316
Kyxsan probably once Falcons decide that they can get a newer, better, more fragging IGL.

>>1927294
He's in Fatal Fury

Elige is probably going to ex coL, right? nothing else makes sense and he tweeted that he has a move lined up already ("new chapter beginning soon" or smth like that)

Was wondering why there was no /vg/ thread for this game, do you guys play together here or just talk about the esports? Would anyone want to play competitive MM with me? I am silver ranked on the few maps I have a rank on.

>>1926501
>>1926496
?

>>1927388
>silver
are you a girl or femboy?

>>1927410
No, I'm just a guy.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/quadpenteyes/

>>1927419
no thanks then

>>1927137
You would never see this kind of IRL turn up for any other esports team in the world. You gotta love the Mongolz.

Looking for friends on NA who want to help a shitter get better at the game. sub-5k premier.

does anyone know what the fuck is up with the constant crashing since the last couple of updates? it cant be a hardware issue and it literally ONLY happens during premier matches. shits literally unplayable because it crashes once a game, minimum.

>>1927419
>23 hours
pls be a smurf who also uses cheats

>>1927556
No but I used to play CS 1.6 you should add me up and we can play a few I just bought another armory pass lol I've been called a smurf a few times now and I think one guy started cheating because of it but it has been chill so far and pretty fun

>>1927419
>member since 2016
>steam lvl 5
>1 game
>23hr
what a strange profile

>>1927585
Let's play some?

>>1927585
he probably needs you to sign up for a tournament, he only needs one more anon!

>>1927590
Nothing like that I'm not even Eastern European or Southeast Asian or whatever other ethnicity is running scams like that on Steam. I just want to queue up with some people instead of being solo every game. Just don't be one of those guys flaming our teammates if they miss a shot or just suck or whatever.

>>1927419
nice ranger pfp, at least. love quake

>>1927595
We could run some QuakeWorld duels if you don't want to play Counter-Strike 2 maybe

>>1927598
sorry, anon. i havent played quakeworld in a very, very long time. i mostly just run singleplayer through shit like arcane dimensions and other mods.

>>1927594
I guess adding on to that I would prefer to play with someone on the US East servers I get good ping to Virginia and Chicago but would compromise for Atlanta or Dallas.

>>1927594
>Just don't be one of those guys flaming our teammates if they miss a shot or just suck or whatever.
oh i am one of those people

Do you guys play with the damage prediction on?

>>1927611
only body, the head one is fucked up still

>>1927544
i didn't get any crashes
haven't seen reports of crashes either, idk

>>1927388
holy newfag

>>1927643
theres tons of threads on the steam forums about crashes lol

didn't even know it was possible to get clutching that high, thought that and utility was impossible to max out

whoever made 3.0 should be beaten, publicly

>>1926460
agreed, shameful behavior from apex and zywog
>>1926981
this is why you never let thirdworlders into power
"the theft of mena" as if every east asian didn't want to murder that ohnepixel team a couple majors ago and as if algerian cs has anything to do with japanese cs, "the pain renegades felt" as if they didn't qualify from na and get shit from asians for later playing the same quals, "the taxation of pc bangs" as if valve's a criminal for not giving csgo away for free, "the pain hsg felt" when they only became relevant by hiring a brazilian troon who carried them with a 1.30 rating, the feeling of entitlement to play in eu tournaments in the first place while proclaiming that they're gonna make cs asian-centric
some retard makes an edgy speech like this every year, I'd bet a lot more on mongolz frauding out in the next couple years than cs becoming a primarily asian sport cracking the whip on dumb hapless white folk

>>1927518
>and we name hunter 个拥有与酒瓶般粗壮阴茎的男人 which means "slink softly, strike with great vengeance," a reference to one time he showed contemplative demeanor on playercam, which is called "the soft slink" in reference to pythons in zisiqiao
seen this a few times from different people and never understood why they presume we give a fuck. I've never felt the slightest desire to go to chinese hltv and smugly google translate explain that "putting a 0 in the gamertag means 0 majors won, but if they won a major it means that was a mickey mouse major, a reference to the 2020 covid nba playoffs" or tell them the history of "32k/mo dj" or whatever

>>1927758
chinese internet culture is unique

>>1927763
hahaha
lol

>>1927763
so is nigerian internet culture, but I don't seem them writing 20k character posts about nigerian pidgin nicknames from nairaland and assuming you'll care. unique ≠ interesting
>“Fywoo” (废物): A pun where ZywOo becomes Fywoo (废物 fei wu, meaning “trash” or “useless person”). It’s used mockingly when he underperforms in a match.
>“Big Sweet Potato” (大番薯): A nickname given because fans think ZywOo looks like a character called Big Sweet Potato from a Chinese cartoon.
>“The Final Weapon of French CS” (法国CS的最终兵器): Refers to him being the only French player ever to reach world No.1 status, seen as France’s ultimate weapon in Counter-Strike.
>“Lao Jiu” (老九): Comes from the number 259. Advent liked this number as a child because he had a crush on a girl, and on a Chinese nine-key mobile input, the numbers 2-5-9 type out her name. So in this context, 259 represents the girl Advent once liked.
who fucking asked

>>1927785
Idk it's kinda interesting. CS isn't super big in China right? So I imagine it's like something the equivalent of /csgog/ making up random nicknames for players.

>>1926981
>let justice be done, till the heavens crumble
based aldnoah zero watcher. there is no second season

>>1927798
that's not from aldnoah zero https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_justitia_ruat_caelum but i am surprised you remember a quote from that dogwater anime from 10 years ago

>>1927799
there's no way some random asian dude knows it from the original latin legal bs and not an anime

>>1927799
>>1927802
also
>dogwater
it was peak (if you don't watch the second season)

https://youtu.be/L4EsA_5KpGc?t=5672
>raycons have active noise cancellation so you can block out all the sounds around you and really focus on the game, like certain people maybe in vitality right now aren't even able to do, losing their fucking head messaging analysts, messaging bloody reddit mods complaining about takes, like fuck, mate you are aware you just won the grand slam mate, like fucking hell how many millions does it take before you can buy some human dignity
>no that's rude, that's actually quite rude and I like apex, apologies for that one. je suis desole
NEEEEEEEEEEEW CONTENDER FOR KWAB OF THE YEAR

>>1927803
let's be real it is easily urobuchi's most mid anime

>>1927791
>CS isn't super big in China right
big enough that they can flood the frogs with death threats and get them to publicly cuck out
it's not that they have nicknames, it's that they keep writing long explainers. no chinese person cares what "he's a bywoo" means when the joke has to be translated and is based on a reference they never saw

>>1927809
doesn't mater, still peak

can someone link me the official english youtube video for falcons vs aurora, i need to see if I can download it.

the official broadcaster vods that are available to download are not suitable. 896x504 2705k is fucking unreal.
esl's recent broadcast was 2560x1440 23076k
blast's was 2560x1440 17599k

>>1927863
you can yt-dlp twitch

>>1927866
i know. but i don't know whether i can do it to youtube cause i don't know what the link is

>>1927870
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TvxkILxyw38
why couldn't you find it, and what's wrong with the twitch vod

>>1927804
kek what the fuck

>>1927885
the rights were sold in australia >>1917218
there isn't anything wrong with the twitch vod, but it's better if you're doing shit with the video to have the best quality one. which is usually youtube

>>1927388
this is for the esports side
sometimes a thread about the game pops up. You're welcome to make one
don't expect a lot of replies though. It's a simple game that hasn't changed for 25 years. The only people who wants to talk gameplay usually just want to bitch and moan

Just unboxed this, only been playin for a week. Feelin pretty dope, I started playing because I thought the knives were cool.

>watching the latest jcobbb + rain and karrigan povs on LIM-CS
my impression so far is an extremely aggressive adhd zoomer who's great at clicking heads
his overconfidence will probably get him killed a lot, but if he can just match elige's output and not suck the life out of the team he'll probably be an upgrade
will be interesting to see them on lan

>team on a death bed
>poles start appearing in the roster
It's weird that it happened 3 times now.

confirmed baitzen kicked elige

>>1928027
good

>>1928030
>good

>>1928031
go statsfag on hltv
I know who ruined faze

>>1928035
>I know who ruined faze
yes we know, it was blamefzen

>>1928035
Stewie2K on B site inferno?

chink stream sites are so shit

-Karrigan
-Aleksi
TID

how to mic spam in this day and age?

oh no no no

everything we feared about him joining faze and not fitting in was apparently true
biggest mistake of karrigan's career

cloud9
elige
steel
skadoodle
swag
xeppa
average age 30
coming to a fragadelphia near you

>>1928100
what the resident psychoanalysts opinion on eliges mental problems based on spunj's tweet?

game is full of cheaters, impossible to actually play it

>>1928117
elige is a cs autist
everything has to be done "by the book"
karrigan is the polar opposite of that, it was never going to work
he should be playing in a system like blad3's, rigid and unchallenged
igl's like JT suit him because he can clout on them by being the biggest dick on them team, or unironically steel because they see the game similarly
finally, the core issue is he is polish

>>1928117
>tilts badly when he makes mistakes
>gets passive aggressive when others make mistakes or disagrees with him
>ego just a bit too big for his individual skills to live up to
they brought in s1mple hoping a dose of honest, critical truth could fix him, but he didn't learn anything.
his whole "we call him helvijs now. He's a whole new person!" probably didn't help

>>1928100
>>1928100
btw karrigan let him live in his house

Why does frozen dislike elige?

>>1928123
First ever interview he did with faze had him say "the comms are messy, I am gonna try and fix this"
I put an X on that roster ever since, and no wonder the players did as well

>>1928123
you just got two posts before yours telling you why

>>1928100
the biggest mistake was replacing him with some polish nobody. If they replaced elige with fl4mus or twistzz people would be like
>we're so back
instead everybody is shitting on them, even when it was clear that elige doesn't fit into Faze at all

regardless, they can still get some cash for him, maybe sell him back to Liquid or Navi and then use that money to replace rain or broky. Or just kick kariggan, that nigga is washed.

>>1928126
absolute shit take
but I guess you're just parroting whatever you read elsewhere

>>1928100
As much as I like Elige I have to admit he's a mental midget like n0k0.

>>1928126
-karrigan should've come before -elige

I have no desire rooting for FaZe while that low-brow polack with no aura is in the roster. I like 4/5 players of that roster, but he alone kills any excitement I have for the team that bears the legendary tag and picks up matchfixers from tier3 in place of legendary players.
Only one polack has aura, and his name is Roland.

its time to admit twistzz was right about karrigan
old
fat
washed
end of his rope

Looks like zontix is staying for blast open

>>1928135
tn1r cancelled the deal

>>1928128
t. grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz

>>1928132
>*misses*

>>1928141
I'm danedog, not pole

>>1928096
why am i even scared of women
they are so fucking useless and pathetic

>>1928143
oh shit, sorry for talking trash Finn, you still got it!

>>1928142
He does it with aura, correct
Miss from ultimate >>> 360 glock headshot from jcobbbbb

>>1928132
i stopped giving a shit about this team after they betrayed broky

>>1928144
because big daddy govt is on their side and they gon fuck you up

https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384918/rare-atom-vs-wdnmd-perfect-world-cs-challenge-series-1-china-closed-qualifier

Guangzhou Derby

Turks owned

>>1928170
Got the whole class laughing bro :|

>>1928170
you have to be 18 to post here

>>1928173
>zonic screaming over 3RD PLACE
At least N0ko got to be near Ronaldo kek

>>1928174
>>1928176
Cope turkies

>>1928179
>post twitch humor
>think people not laughing is cope
you need to fuck off

>>1928180
Mad turk

>>1928179
>>1928182
retard

GM bros!

Why hasn't navi reached a final in 2025?

speaking of roster moves...
can falcons get a fucking move on and kick teses already before they ruin him even more with anchor positions?
just buy b1t for a couple of mills, or get magixx or something

>>1928210
ayo he cute

>>1928228
GET ELIGE

>>1928100
Weird how Broky seemingly is not harboring resentment over getting benched, and then being brought back only because Faze couldn't buy out S1mple/Faze didn't want S1mple after trying him out.

>>1928228
You can stop pretending to care about Teses and just admit you want 1 more superstar, br0.
>>1928245
Broky is a psychopath, he has that look. So he's not going to display it publicly.

>>1928245
>be based retard goat
>get paid vacation
>team realizes the problem isn't you, it's the cringe faggot you and frozen can't stand
>karrigan says he misses you even before they reach playoffs
>promises to kick elige when you return

What do you think Broky would think of this place, /magog/?

>>1928255
>think

Why haven't we, yes we (us /magog/gers), spammed this thread link to every T1 pro's twitter DMs? I'm sure at least one of them would show up and read our insightful opinions.

>>1928266
Hate musk.

>>1928255
I imagine most pros are not smart enough to appreciate this place. Like when I look at e-sports in general pros do not strike me as mature or adult 95% of the time.

>>1928211

aleksiB

people keep talking about drastic changes in NAVI but none of them don't have the balls to admit -aleksi, +iM IGL, +AnyStarRifler is a banger move

>>1928270
That's not to say that people here are smart or mature either. You are all retarded gay niggers.

>>1928270
Unironically true. Most of these pros are just kids who ground faceit and DM for 16 hours a day and are now getting paid for it. They have limited real world experience to bring about the kind of maturity needed to appreciate the insights this place offers.

Not to mention most of them are just straight up hiveminded retards, remember the whole SG saga from back in the day?

>>1928272
We're RGNs or Einsteins depending on the thread mood.

>>1928271
>-aleksi, +iM IGL, +AnyStarRifler is a banger move
I've been saying this since last year, I'm always ahead of the curve.

If any of the Mongolz spoke good english, I bet they would've been poached a while ago.
Blitz would probably be IGL for Falcons if he was fluent.

>>1928274
>They have limited real world experience
This. Just recall how they were supposed to make pizza

>>1928284
Apparently Basil goes on AFTER the pizza is baked.

>>1928255
broky has been /ourguy/ for a long time. there's a high chance he lurks

>>1928290
that's fl0ppy

>finally seems like summer is over
>anons start having gay meta discussions about /here
I knew it was too good to be true

mongols won the battle but falcons won the war

>>1928298
3RD
PLACE

>>1928297
when's the last time we had a meta discussion? maintenance is important anon
>>1928298
is that chigga in front doing the gay little heart symbol or the money finger rub?

>>1928299
1st place

>>1928299
Winning over vitality in finals or 3rd place decider is 10x better than winning over pissrora

>>1928304
cope

>Winning over vit-ack!
>>1926527

We wanted to make sure Vitality didn't get 2nd in org cup. Aurora couldn't be trusted to do it. What can you do? We still won it all remember that.

>>1928302
Doesn't this shit just reward large organizations and leave smaller orgs with only one team in one game in the dust?

>>1928298
everything about this event is so fucking gay...
can't believe I miss when gambling sites started taking over everything

>>1928304
>Winning over vitality in finals
Retardo, if you think that vitality gave a fuck about any of this. It didn't even matter. Melbourne was the real Falcons v Vitality showdown. This was some dogshit to promote national tourneys they'll be hosting later next year.

>>1928324
Ewc matters more, factually speaking

>>1928327
From the VRS point of view it doesn't really matter to topdogs as much as it does to some smaller teams that can pump some points and get better Major standings.

>>1928331
Apex said they cared a lot about it

>>1928334
covering for his org

>>1928335
He cares a lot

>>1928334
>>1928336
They're getting shit on by their """"""""fans""""""""" for showing signs of regress. Admitting they never gave a fuck about this as much as they did about other more prestigious tournaments would be like showing middle finger to all the """"""fans"""""" and the Saudis.
Nobody in this business will outright admit it but it's just not on the same level as Majors or big ESL events with huge crowds that actually give a fuck about the discipline beyond taking turns screeching "Let's go " on repeat.

>>1928344
completely agree
but why this stupid use of quotation marks?

>>1928349
Because those are not fans, those are just some tourists that hopped on a glory-train when Vitality began dominating. If you throw shit at the team you're supposedly rooting for during the fall-off period preceded by a very impressive streak with just ONE change then you're not really a fan but rather some retard who never gave a fuck about the team in the first place, simple as. Vitality's 2025 so far has been their best year and anyone following their journey knows that their performance used to be all over the place, yet "fans" thought now would be the best time to start throwing tantrums over some fuck ups. It's clear who those people really are.

>>1928357
this is """""""""gay"""""""""
this is not "gay"

>>1928126
My wife Homura

>>1928383
GODwoo...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnF1T9tfezc
watch

Has ESL released their Cologne vid yet?

>>1928420
buy an ad, cheapskate

>>1928324
>>1928344
They wouldn't normally care too much about a 3rd place decider when they are not as risk of losing invites or starting out in a lower stage at majors, but they certainly did when 1.06m was on the line, they would've been 2nd over liquid in club championship if they won it and vitality would get 4m instead of 3m, and 60k more for ending up 3rd instead of 4th in cs2.

>>1927038
According to the steam user map there is at least 1 person in North Korea that has logged into steam.

>>1928427
>vitality
Exactly. Go and check how many rosters they've got under their banner. It's the org's money, not the roster's money.

>>1928383
what'd he break through?

>>1928424
spirit are like the richest org behind the saudi gov project

https://youtu.be/fnF1T9tfezc?t=856

donk telling zontix he loves him more xd

imo blast majors are not real majors
trophy too ugly

>falcons aren't on the list
Why did they even...

>>1928433
Come on you know they would want to appease their org, are any other rosters even relevant? Seems their rocket league team does okay but surely their cs team is what instantly pops to everyone's mind when hearing the name, and nobody else is requiring 6 digits a month, they basically lost a year of zywoo's salary in this totally meaningless 3rd place decider.

>>1928446
what the fuck is that Imperial logo, absolutely disgusting

>>1928450
the women team was allowed to decide on the new logo when they overtook them in vrs

>>1928454
grim

>>1928374
Anon, I've got bad news, your wife is GAY

>>1928446
it's hard getting visa for kyousuke who never traveled anywhere before this year if you try to attend everything, but it's another online clownshow anyway that is mostly attended for money handouts from blast, you can only skip their events every so often or you lose out on that

>>1928446
BlameF will pop off this tourney, I know it.

>>1928440
Nah I don't buy it. Shitposters have kindly informed me that donk personally stamped and signed the executive decision to pull zont1x off the roster.

>>1928516
Raped by artfrost. Twice.

>>1928516
>awpers simple could replace
>
>
>
and not to forget
>

>>1928516
https://www.accuweather.com/en/in/hyderabad/202190/weather-forecast/202190

>>1928516
The first two replies kek

>>1928440
qt

>W0nderful: Firepower 58/100, Opening 53/100, Sniping 91/100
>S1mple: Firepower 87/100, Opening 73/100, Sniping 93/100
Ok what is this branch of autism called? This kind of rating and number focus is only seen in counter strike. In no other esport do people talk about decimal points and "rating" each game.

>>1928584
People do it in real sports

Setting the record straight
tldr: everyone hates elige

>>1928584
it's because HLTV is forcing it and they are the main news site for CS

>>1928592
Is that fag a hltv mod?

>>1928595
I think he means from whatever pedocord server the quote came from

>>1928599
He has bold name which means mod I think

>56k views
it's over

>>1928592
>bro I've heard crazy shit, u don't even know, u wish u were an insider like me to know this wild shit
>erm this is being misquoted, I don't know anything that's not public information, I'll be talking to my lawyer about this libel

>>1928592
I knew this shit was going to happen as soon as he barged into the team saying he was forcing his way to play from day 1
Like nigga stfu and keep your head down, you're playing with Karrigan right after a major final run. Keep your head down and do what he fucking tells you and leave your diva emo attitude at the door

>>1928592
how was anything misrepresented?
it's literal screenshots of his posts.
he's either mad it got leaked or he's been messaged by faze players to stfu.

From new spirit ewc vlog(that's our pathetic unlovable unbearable chud incel nigga elige on the left)

>>1928629
it got framed like he put all the blame on frozen
>he's either mad it got leaked
that too probably

>>1928632
Total KWAB

>>1928618
for me, it's Striker
>I have information that something might possibly be happening in one tier-1 team... Something might definitely be happening, but I'm not ready to disclose at this moment

>>1928624
go watch the last faze vlog and watch neo bitch at elige for writing down an idea but not sharing it, presumably because he got browbeaten down over time
keep your head down and follow the calls? you're not contributing. try to improve a process and fix cluttered overcalls? you're butting in and should just be a good soldier. there's no winning

>>1928635
>>1928641
pottery

>>1928647
new frame oh no no no...

>>1928319
You still get the money from the game you did well in. But if you want to win the whole multi game tournament thing, yeah obviously.

>GUESS THE PRO
let's play
dubs can ask for a lead
whoever wins posts the next one

>>1928651
hooxi

>>1928654
thank you!
I immediately regretted posting that...

>>1928648
grim, he got completely buckbroken

Are they playing with zontix or not? It's weird because heroic skipped blast open because tn1r left.

>>1928632
tbf you see pros taking naps between games all the time
hltv said they wanted to cut him at the playerbreak so he must've known for ages

this monesy nigga regrets his life decisions oh nonono

https://xcancel.com/iamcs2kitchen/status/1960018101619007515
>Any person getting tagged on server drops 1% low for everyone in the server all the time in CS

>>1928686
not funny, just sad
he's just experienced what the saudis are all about
he now knows he, together with all other esport assets the saudis buy up, are just toys and tools to be used up and thrown away. Because saudis only care because other people care. And when everyone stops caring because of the saudis, there won't be anyone left to care about him

>>1928669
They are playing with z0ntix. It would be impossible to integrate a new player just in a couple days. They'll need at least a few weeks for that.

>>1928686
desu after this statement i don't even know what to think, maybe he deserves it
>m0NESY: "Today we showed the best game we have ever played in Falcons"
bro you had almost zero improvement in teamplay since the Austin disaster and you consider a 9am meme match your best game... honestly worrying

the OG wigger?

>>1928692
>not funny
wrong

>falcons won the final in 2 (two!) out of all the categories
truly deserving of being crowned no.1 at esports

>>1928745
actually it was just one if you don't count ewc itself
lol

>>1928745
>cs2 only 1.25m
what the fuck
smaller than
>apex
>some mobag
>honor of kings
>blops6
>pubg MOBILE
>siege
>pubg
>crossfire
how

>>1928749

all the big teams got eleminated at the begining. normies don't want to watch some random mongolians vs random turks

>>1928745
I don't understand what the Saudis are doing with League of Legends. It was a scuffed Bo3 format all the way until finals (in League all playoff matches are normally Bo5s). They hamfisted the entire thing across 4 days. And it was the week after a League equivalent of a Major, so it was even more jarring. It's so rare for Riot to allow 3rd parties to organize tier 1 tournaments. It basically hasn't happened in like 10 years and when the Saudis finally managed to bribe Riot enough to let them run one, they made such a Mickey Mouse one. Maybe Riot wouldn't give them more than 4 days? Even then they could have at least made it Bo5s. This whole thing was so wasted on the Saudis. I'm really disappointed.
EWC on the right. The Riot tournament that was one week before it on the left.

>>1928749
valve has this sandniggers by the balls

>>1928770
hopefully
and you could be right. No bigger prizepool than the major rule?

niko and elige in one team
what do we think about it?

>>1928749
valve has to have a max prize pool rule in place, it makes no sense that everyone would arbitrarily make theirs 1.25m especially saudis the way they splurged out on ewc as a whole. I read something about pgl having a 1.6m event sometime next year, astana I think, but it also was something like only club share being increased

>>1928774
he cute

>>1928745
oh no...

>>1928830
TL sure knows how to bang bang men LoooooooL!

>Can't even win their own events
>Slipping to turkroaches of all people
Failclownbros... You can blame lag, you can blame Ch0k0, you can praise Aurora's perfromance but this is not good enough

>>1928830
>3 million
>500k
NOT OK
What's next? Dildos being thrown on stage?

>>1928835
Falcons won

>>1928804
feels like it. but when i spent 5 minutes reading organizer rules i couldn't find anything about that.

>>1928830
Liquid should cut their CS roster and give their Mobile Legends: Bang Bang team a raise.

>>1928844
well, they did just win over half a million each (unless liquid has them on some jewish prize money contract)

>666 HLTV points
Mouz are about to make a deal with Satan.
Also holy shit, Pain should not be in the top 10. What the fuck is up with that.

>>1928835
lets see what falcons lost
>ugly trophy
now lets see what they won
>BO3 vs mouz, exposing them as shitters
>BO3 vs vitality, further exposing their mickey mouse era
>1 more step towards kicking zonic for making kyousuke perform worse

>>1928592
>My posts in a public discord server were heckin leaked!!!

Grim status?

>>1928592
yjk some players messaged him to shut the fuck up
>>1928885
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384753/passion-ua-vs-tbd-draculan-season-1

>>1928885
From Ukraine with Passion

>>1928860
>hltv ranking
this shit is irrelevant and should be discontinued, it's actually embarrassing that they still try to push it, using it as first result on frontpage sidebar, on match pages for team rankings and to decide how many stars to give a match, the order of teams attending an event and probably much more

>>1928640
read this in his voice, guy still hasn't told us what he knows about zont1x

>>1928618
>>1928884
>>1928629
>>1928891
kek honestly this was bitchmade, if he's gonna flaunt his insider knowledge he should expect this. of course faze doesn't want everyone to hear this when they're trying to recoup the cost

>>1928860
Vitality now equaled Faze with 60 weeks at top 1
I think only Navi and Astralis have more

>>1928830

Respect Mobile Legends Bang Bang (Woman
's)

>>1928840
I guess they don't want to have to 1 up or match everyone for the majors or risk them being considered even less prestigious than they already are

>>1928770
>valve has this sandniggers by the balls
saudis can literally kill cs overnight if they shut down faceit

>>1928669
>>1928733
This was the best opportunity to integrate tn1r. The best way to do it is to throw the team in the deep end. It's what falcons should've done before Cologne to avoid that embarrassing exit.

>>1928745
>Falcons didn't win in Apex (the game not the IGL) where they purchased the 3 literal best players
KWAB OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!!!

>>1928923
Fissure hinted today on Twitter that spirit will go. That would be a good first event for tn1r.

>>1928924
We literally won the important thing so keep coping

>>1928838
>>1928863
holy cope, kwab!

>>1928928
kwabcons!

>>1928921
wish they would
fucking dogshit platform

>>1928921
lmfao, everyone would flood to whatever that swedish one is in a heartbeat. it would be momentarily bad but 85% of regular faceit players wouldn't give the game up because they had to use a different client

https://esportsworldcup.com/en/competitions/apex-legends

To add to the kwabness, failclowns didn't win a single match out of 10 matches. The supposed best player oat, the "ceo" who's currently playing on falcons even lost against his former org TSM.

>>1928946
>apex
dead game who cares?

>>1928928
stop pretending to be a saudi cock sucker

>wow the best players didn't have a 100% winrate.
>can you believe it? such shit players

>>1928951
>>1928955
KWABKWABKWABKWAB

https://youtu.be/xs5ZHybC8X8?si=MU1hPr13tllf32Sz&t=789

Looks like the apex team has their own version of zonic

>>1928953
I'm just a niko fan and you're a zypoo fan. We owned you hard. We deprived you of ONE MILLION DOLLARS by owning you. You're still seething about it.

esl announcement:
this is your public service announcement that >>1928955 is some variety of thirdworlder who doesn't speak english
this concludes your esl announcement

>>1928958
>everyone who isn't sucking saudi cock is a zywoo fan
thanks for labeling yourself a midwit. Maybe put it in the name field from now on

Ya seethe?

>>1928941
ESEA still exists too lol. Plus the vast majority of the player-base including the cash cows that are case openers do not care about and/or have never even played on faceit before. Really the only people who could kill CS would be regulators clamping down on valve for essentially operating a children's casino.

>>1928964
>ESEA still exists too lol
not in the context we're discussing

>>1928962
Exposed lol. Seethe more about losing.

>>1928964
>clamping down on valve for essentially operating a children's casino.
now THAT'S how I want cs to die
not by disgusting sandpeople buying up everything and strangling the scene

>>1928966
my teams never win anything. If I seethed about losing I'd never be doing anything else

>>1928965
Ah you're right. I tuned out of the scene around then and didn't realized they'd fully merged. My point really was that if faceit disappeared tomorrow there could be 10 copycats in it's place relatively quickly. they aren't the first and probably won't be the last, they just have a monopoly on a niche market.

>>1928941
>>1928974
I remember a really pathetic ad for one of them that played in some big tournament this year, it wasn't esportal it was some invite only thing that was obviously doa and I doubt more than 50 games were ever played on it

>esportal
>esea in 2025
hahahahahahahaha

>>1928926
>Fissure hinted today on Twitter that spirit will go. In place of who?

we all use gamers club here

>>1928926
>Fissure hinted today on Twitter that spirit will go.
In place of who?

>>1928941
>lmfao, everyone would flood to whatever that swedish one is in a heartbeat.
that "whatever swedish one" has an anticheat marginally better than VAC where only casuals from nordic countries play.

Faceit won't die but hypothetically if push came to shove and the owners killed it for some reason, Valve would be left out in the open with a competitive game that is inferior to CSGO and already most old players don't like as much, has virtually no anticheat and now no platform where you can actually grind the game competitively without encountering a cheater every game.

maybe it wouldn't completely kill CS but the game would take such a hit in playerbase and reputation that it would probably never recover, it would be an event that affects everything about the game, from skins to the pro scene.

Hot take: Falcons need to make a roster move

niggas is gay

>>1929028
just because it gives you a stiffy doesn't make it gay. plus they are in saudi, this is the normal way men stand and walk with eachother. When in Rome.

>>1929034
nigga you gay too

>>1929034
yur the one saving vids of 17yo russian boys hugging on to your pc lil bro

>>1929041
meant for
>>1929035

>>1929041
>seething so hard he self replies
lmao gay nigga kwab

>>1929044
lol

>>1929028
someone's definitely gonna make an ai edit of this
same deranged people who write those cringe fanfics

>>1929044
keep saving pics of little russian boys to fantasize about their sexuality lil bro

>>1929055
mad+zesty+0 maj0rs

>>1929028
>they will win a major together
this makes us seethe

>>1929082
iem fragadelphia, maybe

Why do people here pretend to like Falcons?

>>1929087
We like niko and monesy and kyosuke

>>1929089
No we don't.

>>1929090
We like them

>>1929091
Nope.

>>1929095
You give off homo vibes ngl

>>1929089
we like clowning on them, yes

>>1929100
falcons will never lose to mibr again

>>1929104
they finna buy try tho

>>1929106
Liquid should get try so they're na

>>1928469
Yeah, for me.

>>1929144
im tired of the phrase humiliation ritual but... this is a humiliation ritual.

all donk faceit games are with suns1de
im getting bad vibes for his future performance

The next unexpected nation to field a top tier CS team will be . . . . . . . . . .

niko haters are just retarded losers. his chokes are only noticeable because everyone pays attention to him which is natural since he is the goat rifler. nobody remembers jackz missing an easy kill on electronic but everyone remembers the deagle moment. nobody remembers everyone but guardian having a negative score or karrigan having his dick sucked as a genius while getting outsmarted by c9. the only understandable reason someone would hate on him is because he signed up for falcons, and that is not even a big deal, just a greedy decision by his part.

>>1929167
donk must make choice. 3dpd woman or cs.

>>1929175
is that some weird night club?

>>1929173
usa

>>1929180
many are saying this

>>1929173
turkey

>>1929034
>When in Rome.
The Romans were gay.

>>1929089
who's we lilbro nigga must be talm french or sumn

>>1929201
you know how you feel when you see justin trudeau in the full outfit with face paint and all?

>>1929175
No one would laugh at n0k0 if he wasn't such a mental midget.

are they gonna run everybody over at fissure, where none the other top teams show up, or will the forced visa break from blast fuck them over?

>>1929382
Another quick 3-0 defeat against Spirit

>>1929395
spirit isn't coming, anon

>>1929382
falcons finna break them in half at fissure

>>1929409
>>1929330

>>1929415
not happening
unless you want them to kick liquid out of the event? (would be funny, but not gonna happen)
they might show up for a show match to appease the crowd

>>1929419
A team is going to be replaced 100%. The only question is if it's going to be Spirit.

>>1929423
is that even allowed?
unless one of the locked in teams pulls out I guess

I thought the CS calendar was supposed to be packed this year, yet there are so many gapes.

>>1929432
really funny anon
you have to be 18 to post here tho

>>1929434
What was the joke?

>>1929483
>gapes

>>1929488
>t.gaped

how is matey current doing?
>liquid vs m80
>11.0 x on m80

>>1929510
never mind
it's vitality not liquid. lol
not taking that bet

>>1929511
m80 got gaped by G2 with TaZ, those niggas are garbage

>>1929330
what could this mean other than spirit coming?
maybe something dumb like magixx coming and signing autographs.

>>1929330
Sonic (the hedgehog, not the cs2 player)

my nigga hunter finna boutta hunt down some zesty Liquid thugs

s1mple kino today

>>1929556
OG is a way better team. He'll have to carry for them to win

>>1929559
he beat og a few days ago

elige

>>1929554
>>1929566
-poopaypal
+elige

G2GODS don't need sissy awpers

Who we got?

>>1929581
surely nafany can do this

>>1929581
>Imperial Valkyries
>NIP Impact
How come some of them are genuinely cute? Like I'd be expecting absolute magixx-looking femcels

>>1929590
pro esport women are surprisingly good looking in general

snax > siuhy frankly

mayonnaise > ketchup honestly

SPIRIT IS COMING TO FISSURE PLAYGROUND 2 signing session

>>1929539
>maybe something dumb like magixx coming and signing autographs.
very close

>>1929600
hahahahaa
not even a show match. It's actually worse than I thought

>>1929601
lol almost called it
but yeah i think teams are not actually allowed to decline then accept invites

where is he going?

>>1929609
Falcons.

poor guy

>sn0x
>el0ge
>s0mple
>z0nt0x
Wins majors

what happened?

>>1929664
>toddler tantrum on the couch
kwab

>>1929664
everyone on faze bullied him
we hate faze

>>1929664
everyone on faze bullied him
I love faze

holy based hes right

>>1929696
>baitzen
>heavyfat
>kcerato
3.0 sucks so bad

>IEM Chengdu
>GamerLegion and Aurora are the only teams to have declined invitations, meaning Virtus.pro and HEROIC sneak into the team list as the next two teams in line via the Global VRS standings.
are they skipping so they can farm PGL? it's not like they would've made it to the finals anyway

>>1929701
yes
pgl bucharest ends day before chengdu begins

>>1929701
>go to china (full of chinese people)
>stay in europe (also full of chinese people)
atleast option 2 saves you a 12hr flight

>>1929706
PGL also has a bigger prize pool, tho IEM is more prestigious
valve should make a rule that s-tier events need to be spaced out at least 5 days or something

is it okay to toggle if you're up against cheaters? i dont wanna lose my points just because of cheaters.

>>1929713
fuck off

imagine caring about imaginary internet points

>>1929712
esl is doing the tournament overlap intentionally to fuck pgl

>>1929717
yeah, I know
why I hate saudis and want valve to make the rule

>>1929713
it's okay to cheat if your opponents are also cheating
incels here will seethe but it's true

>>1929664
come home white man

In early 2023 I came back to cs after a long break and I instantly became a hardcore donk fan, knew this kid was the next big thing supported him and his team every time they played, but since then donk won many battles, won many awards, became greatest rookie in history of CS and then he became ultimately so arrogant. Always screams at LANs, a lot of arrogant taunting, kicking teammates left and right like he’s n0k0. I'm not fan of donk anymore and I don't want to support him anymore.

>>1929753
print out your shitty copypasta, roll the paper, and shove it up your urethra

what new coach should vitality get?

I suggest saying "Mouzel tov" instead of "Vamouz"

>>1929755
ya seethe

zypoo exposed

why are mouz using chud arrows

>>1929808
who are they quoting

>>1929808
is the text green?

>>1929581
when did ana become a puffy alcoholic

>>1929713
faggot

So what kind of stuff can you bake out of semen? Semen muffins?

fraud

>>1929835
prodigy russian riflers

watched the last spirit blog today and I've never seen zont1x smile and even laugh so much except in the vid where magixx was trying to make him do it, makes you ponder doesn't it

>>1929836
kwabooty

.

>>1929897
Loba would fuck these 2 up

>g2 sold their easiest shartpaypal replacement
what is these niggas thinkin

>>1929898
loba is a homo lol

>>1929808
b-but mouz is... reddit

Spunj still hating on elige and then trying to gaslight people into believing he isn’t baka.

>>1929574
People really hate Cadian huh.

>>1929918
>hating elige
>hating statsfags
he's just like me

>Short: Media: MIBR to sign kl1m
random zigger awper is the new meta

>zypoo no ewc evp
lol he actually deserved it more than in bounty

>>1929937
the world is heeling

Daily reminder that Elige is a pro-abortion liberal traitor

>>1929942
so who is /ourguy/ in na?

>>1929936
made in brazil & russia

>>1929937
yea they got that right this time, but they also decide to rob niko for some reason

>>1929869
They are NOT removing him you fucking CŪCK

>>1929960
This. Donk is the one leaving.

>>1929960
that's what I insinuated retard, that or falcons already bought him

This will somehow make him a better IGL

>>1929973
>falling for the 3dpd meme
Chopper BAKA

>>1929936
MIRU
I guess their igl ain't shit, but what's the point of making everyone speak an unfamiliar second language for one guy? it's like when furia had junior. either commit and accept that your team had 1 good player, or stick with the national team niche

Legacy is the last full brazilian team
its over

>>1930044
u don't rate coldzera and whitescerato?

>>1930056
coldzera is farming money on a tier 3 brazilian org

goat plays in 10 minutes

>>1930081
Ska doesn’t play for another 8 hours

>spirit pumping out infinite faceit demon russians
>slav furia
>made in brarussia
>pic related now
soon every na/sa slotted team will be 2/5 slav and every "european" team will be 3 or 4/5

>>1929936
>Made In BRics
#welcome JamYoung, JT and Forsaken

>>1930179
shitty crop but that's imperial's academy

>>1929936
Can they provide him with a new haircut please?

>>1930272
shut the fuck up phaggot

bcbros...

ragebite level on this general is pathetically low

>>1930179
>shitfuck
hehe

>>1930308
in quantity? no
in quality? yes

>>1930308
the bizon is the best ct smg in the game and the cz is still good

>>1929973
she found the dobby x dumbledore fanfic?

>>1929973
perfect looksmatch

>good guys
GL, G2, FlyQuest, Furia
>irrelevant guys
m80, ecstatic, fnatic, imperial, legacy
>bad guys
vitality, vp, faze, navi, mouz, liquid, spirit

>>1929973
The twinks on his team should beware.

https://www.dust2.us/news/65089/esl-announces-iem-chengdu-2025-invite-listand-there-are-zero-na-teams-in-it
Over status: It's

>>1930384
HE HE HE
OH NO NO NO

>>1930384
he is right you know

>OG winning :)
>s1mple losing :(

>>1930319
>the bizon is the best ct smg in the game
this is true with the new smokes, you have 64 bullets to break smoke and still get the spraydown

>>1930410
How

s1mplebros......................

>>1930410
whats the best reason?

>S1mple plays well, the rest of his team plays like shit
>S1mple plays okay, the rest of his team does well
>S1mple plays like shit, the rest of his team plays well
Why does this happen?

>>1930450
2 drinks per map bro

>>1929973
>publicly thanks his wife for everything after major win
>not even 9 months later they are divorced
grim (not the player)

kek the broky article is actually AI written

>Everyone on faze hated his guts and wanted to beat him to death with pipe wrenches
Does this hinder his chances with navi?

>>1930509
bruh I'm never getting married fuck ts (this shit, not team spirit, although fuck them too)

justice for zont1x

>>1930538
it's just written by someone who knows what an em dash is

>>1930579
cope

>>1930579
COPITY COPE COPE

>>1930579
punctuation above middle school level = AI written
it's over for semi-colons, en-dashes, em-dashes, ampersands, section signs...

>>1930581
>>1930583
is english your first language
dweebs who love em dashes too much have been a thing long before ai

>>1930586
>>1930585
Are you intentionally acting retarded or are you actually retarded? Yes some fags loved EM dashes before ChatGPT but you'd almost never see it anywhere. Now, it's EVERYWHERE.

>>1930586
cope+seethe+only an AI could suggest a washed up dogshit broky replacing hallzerk or regali, both the best players of their respective teams

AI won i fear i'm afraid.

>>1930588
what does this have to do with a specific article that clearly has not been written with ai

>>1930588
are you seriously calling someone "retarded" and don't see the issue in your "almost never see it?"
that article is that "almost," all the dashes are used correctly, ask chatgpt about it if you want

>>1930593
>>1930594
Yes — it’s very possible. Modern LLMs can be “humanized” with the right instructions, fine-tuning, or editing pipeline. Here’s how it’s usually done:

1. Prompt Engineering / Style Instructions
You can guide a general model to mimic human writing by giving it detailed style rules, for example:

“Use varied sentence lengths (some short, some long).”
“Add idioms, humor, or cultural references.”
“Avoid repeating phrases mechanically.”
“Occasionally use em dashes, parentheses, or rhetorical questions.”

This alone already makes AI text look more like a columnist’s voice.

2. Fine-Tuning / LoRA

If you train (or lightly fine-tune) an LLM on a dataset of human editorials, esports commentary, or sports journalism:
It will naturally pick up journalistic quirks (e.g., HLTV’s tone).
You can reinforce patterns like story arcs, stat usage, and witty analogies.

3. Post-Processing / “Humanizer” Layers
Some workflows use an AI AI loop:
Model A writes a draft.
Model B rewrites it with instructions like “make it less robotic, vary word choice, add imperfections.”
Optionally, a human editor polishes the final version.
This pipeline is already being used in content farms and some media outlets.

4. Deliberate Imperfections

Pure AI tends to be too smooth — always grammatically correct, balanced, and logical. A customized setup can insert imperfections:
Redundant phrases (like the repeated “so what if he’s inconsistent” in your article).
Overly long sentences.
Small stylistic “quirks” (em dashes, rhetorical questions, mixed metaphors).

5. Statistical Anchoring

For esports articles, you can connect the LLM to a stats API (HLTV database, Liquipedia, etc.), then feed those numbers into the text.

Bottom line:
Yes, you can definitely configure an LLM to produce HLTV-style editorials that look human-authored. With prompt engineering + fine-tuning + deliberate imperfection injection, the line between AI-assisted and human writing becomes very blurry.

I didn't read any of that.

*I couldn't read any of that.

>>1930597
lmfao
so you were projecting, because you can't imagine anyone else writing something without the use of ai, AND you can't pick it out yourself, AND you think someone who's trying to conceal the fact that they're using ai would leave in the ONE hallmark that even retards like you are able to pick on
just incredible, all around

>>1930599
I just didn't. I saw a whole novel with bulletpoints—meaning the retard is so assblasted he ran to generate some non sequitur text—and just glossed my eyes over that post.

>>1930603
Nigga you literally asked me to ask chatgpt
>>1930605
adhd zoomie

efl discussions be like

>>1930606
>you literally asked me to ask chatgpt
Indian in charge of reading comprehension? I said "all the dashes are used correctly, ask chatgpt about it if you want." not that you should ask chatgpt if it's possible to finetune T9 to write an article for you.

>>1930606
>you literally asked me to ask chatgpt
is this your first week on this website? on 4chan, unless you pay money, you can't make 2 posts within 26 seconds of each other
also that guy is obviously joking and calling you a retard, and you proved him right

PLEASE LET SUMMER BE OVER SOON

Unfortunately you chuddies are wrong.

Proofs: https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3052931/hltv-gpt-written-article

>>1930615
>proofs
>random screenshots of the article with correct em-dash usage
Baited so hard you bring this trash here?

>>1930618
You lost lilbro get over it

EVERYONE STOP FIGHTING AND START HATING ON THE FALCONS

>>1930615
oh my god lmao, it's written by aizyesque, the guy who writes those welcome-cards for teams at esl events WHICH HAVE THE EXACT SAME FLOWERY TONE AND HAVE USED EM DASHES SINCE BEFORE CHATGPT WAS A THING

>>1930622
I can do both at the same time
>>1930623
>dis nigga remembers hltv editors
kwab

its official, cs2 is STILL shit

>>1930624
>>1930619

>>1930625
cs always was
we just like to suffer

lil blud thought he was invited to the podium

>>1930642
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KWAB

>>1930642
LMAO

>>1930642
YOINK

>>1930642
KWAB!

>>1930642
I saw this on hltv and it was fast deleted
Not sure why since it's a harmless clip

https://youtu.be/x2OaBW81cOU?si=0DqYLXEF1-VzMM3c&t=27

kek wtf was this

must've felt cathartic for him

>>1930642
fuuuuck. Almost makes you feel bad for the twink
>no trophy?
>no access, kid

>>1930654
Niko was on the podium
he was the only one from the Falcons cs2 team though

>>1930656
of course he was. He's the only "legend" of the game they have left on the team (if you don't count the coach)
doesn't make it less cringe or awkward

>>1930384
Went and had a look, there isn't a single NA team ranked higher than Flyquest on either HLTV ranking or VRS.
It really is over.

>>1930319
>and the cz is still good
It really is. The only problem is that 5/7 and TEC9 are OP as shit.

>>1930544
would actually fit in really good, everybody on Navi hates each other (except Makazze, but that's only because he's new)

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/view/529856292184915971
HOLY SHIT BROS HUEG

>>1930757
im not clicking that

>>1930761
Click it faggot

>>1930763
No.

I listened to SpunJ on that HLTV podcast for the first time, he sounds absolutely miserable when he's not casting.

>>1930757
>China is now banned from participating in competitive play
BASED VALVE

>>1930757
i really hate night ancient, dark maps suck. most people seem to love it though.

>>1930767
he's just like me except I'm miserable when cs kino isn't on

>>1930384
Grim

>>1930757
why dont knife fags just play the game instead of obsessing over their shiny toy?

Adding Dust2 to the map pool made me stop playing so much the game
Remove Anubis I unstalled the game..

>>1930786
You don't have a knife?

>>1930893
He's British

blast london in 5 hours. some interesting teams attending, compared to the usual vrs suspects
jcobbb faze debut, should be some easy post-elige warmup games on their side of the bracket
imperial are now 40% of old furia with newly signed chelo and skullz (60% if you count vini)
fnatic debuting cypher in t1
same for m80 with hext
ecstatic's first t1 event since the copenhagen major, big expectations for martin "nut nut" holm vestergaard
just realized it's fucking onlineslop though, blast will pay for this

>>1930757
is night ancient only for casual or is it premier as well?

>>1930962
>online
don't care, don't care, don't care

>>1930767
at least for the latest episode he was mad that people leaked some things he said on discord and was playing damage control over the implications of it.

>>1930767
just australian things

>>1930767
just his hemorrhoids acting up

>>1931087
elige, you should be mad at karribot and not spunj

>>1930962
>online
nut nut finna BLAST all over F0ze

>>1930363
>irrelevant guys
>fnatic
ummm did you forget that the lanimal that is cypher has joined fnatic?

surely elige gets to play in the major?

>pimp casting
epic

Wouldn't it make sense for Vitality to pick their weakest map Mirage against a team like M80 to get some reps in?

why are m80 allowed to play

autoshotgun wouldve had that

>>1931128
fuck my chungus life

what actually happens if they lose to nrg?

maybe nrg are overpass gods?

botwoo is so fucking washed

bro vitality gets 2 openers and still lose 5v3 vs nrg

ALERT ALERT - VITALITY DISCORD WILL BRIGADE THIS THREAD ONCE THEY INEVITABLY LOSE TO M80, THEY WILL PUSH THE TOPIC OF DISCUSSION AWAY FROM THIS ZYPOO DISASTER CLASS - ALERT ALERT

I dont want fucking vitality downfall if it makes spirit, mouz and falcons win more.
FUCKING STOP LOSING

>online
this literally doesn't count

fatty mogged by AMERICAN SNIPER

>>1931153
plus it's double elim

man vitality just haven't practiced overpass?

not to excuse vitality but playing back to back to back to back tourneys must be hell even if all they're doing is just playing video games

Maybe cute managers are the key to success

KWABTALITY

>THEY'RE LE BURNT OUT
they just had a 2 month break

mafia pause

how can they come back from 3-11 on t-side?

THEYRE FUCKING CHEATING

nice "best team in the world".

Time to accept that vitality were t side meta abusers.

Lol
They will be playing all 3 maps.

KWAB

uhm...

zywoo and ropz...

vitality out of top 10 soon?

>>1931170
MAN YOU GOTTA LOVE 3.0

Vitality fluke needs to be studied

Shut the fuck up you dumb fucks. They don't play overpass. You can literally see their map stats on hltv.

>>1931154
Brutal

>>1931174
>They don't play overpass
they just did