Thread 1929587

Last time on /ss13g/:
>yiffel admits he is a pedophile who fucks baby dogs

>What is Space Station 13?
An ancient intrigue & atmospherics autism game set on a doomed space station.
[YouTube] Space Station 13 (embed)
[YouTube] Space Station 13 Review (embed)

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Rules
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Shortcuts

>Roleplay Guides
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/A_Crash_Course_In_Roleplaying
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Space_Law
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Jobs

>BYOND client
http://www.byond.com/download/build/515/

>/vg/ links
http://ss13.moe/ (Home page with links to game, forum, bans, admins, etc)
https://discord.gg/RYnQZvxrmH (/vg/station discord server)
http://game.ss13.moe/logs (Logs of previous rounds for administrative purposes)
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/ (/vg/station minimaps)
https://ss13.moe/media/source/ (Jukebox media source)

byond://game.ss13.moe:7777 (/vg/station primary game server)
byond://ss13.moe:1337 (/vg/station test server)
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13 (public server list)

>/vg/station Coder Resources
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #"Coderbus" @rizon #vgstation (/vg/ IRC channels)
https://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Mapping

>Museum
https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/text/ss13g/page/1/
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Adminhelps

Yiffel tower

lemon meltdown

>>1929690
damn I am embedded in your subconcious haha

>>1929587 (OP)
Is it just my subconcious gay tendencies, or is a kindered prankster adding subtle cocks to these thread images? If so, bravo

>>1929799
The OP images when zoomed out, specifically

Gork is this true?

cashefel tower

nervere gas

Really bro?

posting in epic schizo thread

what did yiffel do this time to create such a thread?

>>1930460
exist

oh based OP thread schizo give me your wisdom. you must vote for either the meta cabal or the discord camarilla

unban mellie

can we have a real thread

https://vocaroo.com/1na8pk8cUUuv
when 2slime was booperkin LOL

>>1930751
alright ill bite thread schizo. who is booperkin455

>>1930764
the biggest chad to ever grace the server

>>1930773
is booperkin in the thread with us now?

>>1930776
there's a little booper in all of us

>>1930748
yiffel....

Yiffel on a banning rampage again

>>1930821
yiffel 65
he so blue

>get bored
>program a telescience script because it’s fun with fast feedback on results
>spend hours at night making it awesome, adding features daily, filled with joy that its working and my effort is paying off in a hobby I enjoy
>meticulously document it and share it with the entire server so they can use it too
>“how dare you make and use this, you are scum”
Huh. It’s not even a hard system - anyone who understands the game can counter it, there are multiple counters.

>get bored again
>notice chemistry sits untouched in most rounds
>hate how tedious and stationary it is, but want to fill the gap
>over 4 days, build an automation framework so anyone can make recipes and steps
>share it with the thread instead of hoarding it
>"oh man, you did that because you’re retarded"

What I’m actually hearing:
>"Your telecomms script makes me feel powerless because I don’t know how to counter it, and I don't have the energy or drive to figure it out."
>"I wasted hours grinding muscle memory on busywork, and now you’ve exposed how pointless that was."
>"I couldn’t build what you built, so I call it stupid instead of admitting I feel threatened."

Why are some of these players so pitiful and afraid of genuinely expressing things? If you tell me that it makes you feel powerless, I can teach you how to counter it and when you do, we can make it a roleplay encounter.

>look around, notice this same attitude is all over the internet
Oh shit, the world's just becoming a hellhole, nvm, carry on and good luck

>>1931355
hinatrans tier self-aggrandizing
take a day off lemontrans

>>1931355
Genuinely expressing myslef by saying you're a sanctimonious faggot and the same telecoms scripts that have always been in the wiki isn't impressive and niether is making smoke grenades. You havent done anything that hasnt been done a million times before except make an autohotkey script that no one but you is so retarded to need. See you when you contine to complain about this community but refuse to leave for the next few months. Im sure your pattern where you simultaneously cry like a whiney faggot in the thread while also claiming to be "bullying" the server will really work out this time.

>>1931386
How is the script that I made from scratch on the wiki? Lololol

>>1931386
Also, I never once said that I wanted to bully the server, where is this coming from?

>>1931361
Yeah, idk what this means either, I'm not embedded in the server lore. It's not really groundbreaking to say that I wanted to make something for fun and to share it to help out.

>>1931386
I also hear this claim on "originality" a lot. The things I do in the game and in life, I do for me. These things are new for me, and they're fun to do, so I do them. If they're not original or fun for you, don't do them?

>>1931386
When you say that I made it because I don’t know how to do chemistry, what do you mean? It's hitting buttons in order, what part am I missing of that, because in order to make the script, you have to know how it works.

My contentions are expressed above, feel welcome to reply to each point and sort it out, or continue to mald about me doing things that are fun and exciting. The second option is the gayest one

get your head out your ass no one actually gives a fuck we just think you're a faggot

>>1931419
Appreciate you confirming that you don't actually have any point

>The things I do in the game and in life, I do for me.
Would make sense if you weren't begging for attention and approval in the thread and complaining about not getting it.

>>1931512
Why do you think I'm begging for approval instead of questioning the reactions I'm getting? They don't make sense to me and I'm interested in personal growth.

Understanding your viewpoint would be awesome if it meant I could apply it to myself and gain value, but if you don't have a point, it becomes easier not to waste my time thinking about if there's a lesson to be learned.

somehow kino has returned

>I-I am not begging im just insisting that the people who dislike me are wrong
Go outside, find a different community, make irl friends etc. This is embarrassing and isnt convincing anyone

Also go respond to your ban request loser you already have a forum account.

>>1931572
I'd be embarassed too if I was this dense and combative. Already made my response, what else are you curious about?

>nuh uh you're embarassing
I can see why you need chattpt to think for you

>>1931637
You're the one saying you're embarassed, what do you mean?

>>1929587 (OP)
why do sloppers make shit up when there's actual content everywhere to shame admins with? of course that sloppers use shit like discord btw

as a friend to lemoon i was literally in the same room when he started doing the suicide squad thing (not that it was a bad thing) and im genuinely confused how not a single retard in the room knew how to OD a prisoner and they were all playing SEC. was it a lack of will from all parties to continue the improv

>>1931679
low effort bait

headmin 2lemon

>>1931748
? literally just 30u water ethanol chlorine chlorine chlorine ad Infinium and then throw it in a syringe
and add it to the implant? why did it take 30 minutes for an entire brig to screw in a lightbulb?

lemonthebased
fuckin love the guy

where my lemonheads at?

love fucking the guy

I wonder how, I wonder why
Yesterday, you told me 'bout the blue, blue sky
And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon tree
I'm turnin' my head up and down
I'm turnin', turnin', turnin', turnin', turnin' around
And all that I can see is just another lemon tree

>>1931885
Because Mit lied to me and told me to go to medbay for a new implant, he thought it was broken because I injected it without scanning it. (It wasn't broken, when I came back and confronted him about it, the snakey bug had nothing to say)

>>1931959
When he told me this, I cooked up some synaptizine cause medbay was super busy, came back up, and he's screaming at me for taking so long, even though him interrupting me and getting in the way was the only reason I went and did it.

how about a script for vox cum

>>1931993
I gotchu lil nigga

i love slop

>>1932035
how do you know when and where to slop

>>1932041
the slop speaks to me
I listen
and that's what no one did

I beat this game years ago

>>1932061
I am the eye in the sky, looking at youuu, I can read your mind

djkramer djkramer djkramer

>>1932289
crush martins

>TATP is the most dangerous explosive chem in the Nu-VG code, requiring the hardest recipe and Exotic Stabilizer just to make without immediately exploding
>IRL however it's just made by mixing Hydrogen Peroxide with Acetone, both easily producible chemicals in game, and is commonly used by sandnig terrorists because of it's easiness to make
I hate /vg/ balancing, could you imagine how funny it would be tricking random noob chemists into accidently blowing up the entirety of medbay or maint by telling them it's a secret healing chem?

>>1932402
>I hate /vg/ balancing, could you imagine how funny it would be tricking random noob chemists into accidently blowing up the entirety of medbay or maint by telling them it's a secret healing chem?
add it to the autohotkey script

>>1932402
imagine how temperature could affect different chems and stuff too.
if only the server had a more robust temperature code running in the background.
*sigh

this is your engine for today, say something nice about it

>>1932454
powerful

>>1932454
you'd be better off using your phone to take a picture of it

>>1932454
would love to light a cigarette in there and have a smoke, would be comfy af

Where were you when tg was kill?

>>1932533
>higher total pop than VG
>"/tg/ is kill!"
lmfao
keep coping chuddies
powergaming, catgirls, and trans rights won
roleplaying, vox, and chuds lost

>play Aurora because I'm banned from all the furry servers
>Suddenly hit with that Baycode slow walking speed
>then get side thwacked by typical baycode server lore and HRP rules
>spend most of my shift as a reporter wandering around confusing mess of ship
>come across random ass Skrell dude with a long ass name and is basically ambassador
>Skrells are a restricted race so I assume this guy is an admin
>follow him to my office I spent ten minutes looking for
>spend the rest of the ship yapping on a role exclusive vid caster thing, broadcasting on the ship's TVs
It's always so weird playing Baycode servers but at the same time they can make some of the most memorable moments of playing SS13

kammerjunk

>>1932573
>play Aurora because I'm banned from all the furry servers
why you playing on furry servers bro

tinysaturn ;)

>>1932587
>why you playing on furry servers bro
because those are the only servers that are even vaguely populated anymore that aren't 1. Russian 2. Lifeweb clones and 3. Colonial Marines (I like CM it's just kind of too formulaic)

>>1932614
>russophobic pidor is also a furry
sasuga

>>1932533
>2/4 servers used to be 70 pop minimum at this time of day a year ago
>Only one server is 30 pop now

cashe kisses
(they are like puppy kisses but twice as sweet)

>>1932533
>>1932662
Recent drama probably isn't helping their pop numbers.
TG coders and admins seem to have a compulsive desire to keep alienating the majority of their playerbase while pretending they're better than the admins of other servers because they have "professionalism" and "accountability" despite being just as cliquey and elitist as the rest. The TG cycle will continue and they will keep losing pop until some stupid avoidable drama kills their servers for good.

>>1932408
on it senpai, you supply me the exotics, I'll code it

>>1932573
aurora is ROUGH if you want to do anything exciting at all

>>1932535
https://vocaroo.com/1oFfAZgL0c9x

*blows smoke in tranny janny's face*
Another VG player just shot up a church

>>1932614
>Everything else is dead so it's okay I bend my standards
Faggots like you are the reasons things get worse. Instead of seeing the opportunity to build up a new community you've just bent over for the pop. I'll hand it to you, at least it's not the ERP furries.
Furries are in their corner tapping their chastity cage and that somehow resonates with Slavic fags like this guy >>1932616.
I can't tell what's worse, the furry invasion or the Ivan invasion, Ivasion even. Somehow the fruitpops are the same flavor in a different wrapper.

>>1932573
bay-run is worse than when they took fast from tribes ascend.

Have some more sloppy slops. I made 'em extra sloppy for yous. I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy

>>1929587 (OP)
free our dead admin REVIVE HIM NOW IM CALLING THE CLERICS

free transstuff she did nothing wrong
except edate ricky mcclousky whatver his ckey was and turn him into awoman i think it was sonic something then she edating him for two years and they met up and fucked a few times but drawsstuff broke up with her (him) because she wanted something better despite being the white trash loser she is
pure ohio midwest poor people retarded faggot type shit

>>1933073
real vg lore

transstuff turned ricky mclousky into a tranny (not a joke)

lemon party

imagine if ban requests were had to be made in that stupid bug accent kek
so then the head of zecurity KEKEKE

last night, kek

[21:47:01]SAY: The Clown That Calls You A Nigger To Your Face/LemonTheFruit (@235,255,1) As Galactic Common : Hello doc.
[21:47:05]SAY: The Clown That Calls You A Nigger To Your Face/LemonTheFruit (@235,255,1) As Galactic Common : You are a nigger.
[21:47:05]SAY: Ailsa Dochartaigh/_Riekland (@235,256,1) As Galactic Common : Eh, hey.
[21:47:16]SAY: Ailsa Dochartaigh/_Riekland (@242,250,1) As Galactic Common : (headset): WAIT A SECOND
[21:47:22]SAY: Ailsa Dochartaigh/_Riekland (@242,250,1) As Galactic Common : (headset): Did you just call me a nigger?
[21:47:30]SAY: The Clown That Calls You A Nigger To Your Face/LemonTheFruit (@210,255,1) As Galactic Common : (headset): No..
[21:47:33]SAY: Wimp Lo/2slime (@213,254,1) As Galactic Common : (headset): the clown called me a nigger.

Skylar Pritchard [Common] (Scientist) says, "AI we need help"
Stationary Assembler MMI 776 beeps.2
Skylar Pritchard says, "Your husband is dying"
Skylar Pritchard [Common] (Scientist) says, "Your husband is dying"
Stationary Assembler MMI 776 pings.
Skylar Pritchard says, "Please"
Skylar Pritchard [Common] (Scientist) says, "Please"
Stationary Assembler MMI 776 buzzes.
Stationary Assembler MMI 776 buzzes twice.
A holographic image of AS.S.T.A flicks to life right before your eyes!
Skylar Pritchard says, "Wait are you a husband or wife"
Stationary Assembler MMI 776 states, "Ai"
AS.S.T.A states, "What's going on"
Stationary Assembler MMI 776 states, "With my last dying breath"
Stationary Assembler MMI 776 states, "I wanted to tell you"
Stationary Assembler MMI 776 states, "I think your tits are hot."
The positronic brain buzzes quietly, and the golden lights fade away. Perhaps you could try again?
Stationary Assembler MMI 776 pings.2
AS.S.T.A states, "I think your grabby arm is very well built."
Stationary Assembler MMI 776 beeps.2
Skylar Pritchard has thrown the positronic brain.
Stationary Assembler MMI 776 pings.
Skylar Pritchard says, "This is beautiful.."
Stationary Assembler MMI 776 states, "They will write about us."
AS.S.T.A states, "I will remember you fondly, Stationary Assembler MMI 776"

Lemonthefruit? More like lemon the fruit

There's nothing funny about calling someone a racial slur

First lemonkey face song
let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo
https://voca.ro/12fB7KlG8IWO

>>1933664
kino

lemonade

Free lemonthefruit

le to the mon to the key to the face
it's lemonkey face
back with a banned track
people want the slop so let's give it to em
https://voca.ro/12fB7KlG8IWO

>>1933769
hold on
IS THAT VASPY COMING FOR CASHE AND RHE LEMON TREE

scrunching your face it's sour
I've never tasted a lemon this sour
sticking out your tongue for a lemon
it's so sour, it's so acidic

cashe ass in lululemons

would you play her game?

>>1933849
are there lootboxes

>>1933849
why is the janitor wearing galoshes on his hands stupid janitor

2 pop on your high pop it's perfect
I've never seen player numbers so perfect

2slime on your server its soo perfect. i cant breath. too much plasma

lol wtf is happening in this thread, love it

>>1933627
You're right. Calling someone a racial slur isn't funny. It shouldn't inspire joy.

But you know what does inspire joy?

A collective crew of 20 individuals rallying behind the clown because he called them a nigger. Goddamn inspiring.

I had innocent bystanders helping me up when I slipped and stabbed myself in the face with a sword. Kind crewmates looking the other way while I decapitate a security officer after munting telecomms for the 9999th time.

It was truly inspiring, and you know who's to thank?
The kind men and (wo)men of the server. You guys are the true heroes.

local man talks to himself in thread for hours on end

>>1934031
you're the hero and it was a legendary clown performance

>>1933339
>The clown called you a nigger?

2lime 1lemon

Kromkar has stepped down as admin today, saying that xhe needs time to rest and recover from SRS.

gonna pour one out for lil krommy

it feels like half the jannies have retired

>>1932454
Where's the singulo at? Singulo's the one true engine.

>>1934437
at least you admit to being a neverplayer

this dish needs more lemon

reminder how transstuff took a beloved character from the community and turned him into an uber trans tranny for the entertainment of herself. the way she even talks about him is disgusting. as if she has ownership over him.

this recipe requires 1lemon and 2lime

tinysaturn is the slopper but she's a good player so I'll let her get away with it

>>1934530
how xid you guess my alt

>>1934533
tinysaturn or wotisjanitor
both insufferable shartyfags

KROMKAR IS FUCKING DEAD

>>1933073
How gay and obsessed do you have to be to keep this kind of journal on people you don't even like.

WEH

>>1934602
I'm gay and obsessed

lemon powered giraffe

Okay I'm back on the yvvel needs to figure his shit out train, apparently he's spreading rumors in the discord trying to get people banned.

Imagine being this much of a catty asshole towards people that love the server you are responsible for and want to take steps to integrate with it. I feel really sorry for him.

Until he gets a better attitude, he should take a break or step down

>>1934602
djkramer djkramer djkramer

if the players really loved the server, then it would have people on it right now

>>1934754
Where do we go gang?

Ss13's game mechanics and storytelling potential are amazing, and these guys are just hoarding it. Kinda funny, gives the same vibe as Kobolds camping out in an ancient dwarven ruin.

I miss Nipples, I wish he'd have axed the discord, he was a genuinely good dude.

What would make a good admin?
Some ideas to spark the discussion:
1. Ban requests. Ban requests need to communicate the rule being violated, evidence must be provided, and it has to be posted 30 hours after the round (let people cool off if they got dunked on in the round). Additionally, the admin reviewing must review all logs between the parties involved in the request (this becomes way easier if you use a simple python script to scrape the logs and make a condensed file, I'm down to code it and make it easily available for admins, I'd even help them set it up via a discord call or something)

>>1934767
I wasn't aware of this, huh

>>1934772
Give the people with the grievances an opportunity to discuss it together without a ban threat looming over their head. 9/10 from what I’ve seen ban requests can be resolved without admin intervention and just a simple dm of “hey this made me mad” “sorry bro won’t do it to you again” “cool” *shake hands*
I know being adults is hard sometimes and this is like an elementary school recess but it is possible to resolve conflicts peacefully!

slime decides wherther

>>1934815
I agree with the idea that there should be a huge margin of self governance, but I also think the tricky part right now, is that the current rule by mob seems to be promoting rumor spreading and tribalism. This stuff will probably happen naturally, but it helps if you have folks in leadership who actively try to balance it out, attitudes trickle down after all.

It would be cool if admins get the power to ban obvious shitters (with escalation, its really not a big deal if someone fucks up a single round, but if they do it over and over, that's different)

In your example with the singularity loose, the admin should communicate to them that it's not chill, see if it was genuinely an accident. If it wasn't, maybe turn them into a cluwne or give a short ban to round remove them as a time out. To prevent future issues, give them a note so that if they do it another time, they get harsher punishment.

The current attitude of mercilessly axing new players is genuienly fucking up the player count, people should be allowed to be bad until they get good.

Its easy for us to take for granted the time it took all of us to build our understanding and skills around the game, we gotta balance that out intentionally.

I also think that there should be a strict code of conduct that admins are bound to, and if they violate it, its time to transition then out. I feel like that would balance things so you don't get power tripping cunts.

>>1934699
nigga wtf is you saying!!! get on disc

>>1935103
Wym? New developments on the discord or somethin?

it's been handled in the discord

>>1935116
Aight, I'm open to being corrected on that, curious to see the details.

>>1935121
I got the details and am standing by the original statement.

Nothing really different has happened to show Yvvel isn't going overboard with the rumor milling. I do wish him the best, but it would be better for the community if this guy could find his chill.

>>1935162
please share the details with the class to those of us not in the discord

>>1935173
basically fucking nothing go back to sleep

>>1935173
which discord

Im not in the discord but if I was I would substantiate the rumors of yiffel being a rumormonger.

"Attention, crew. This is the Chief Engineer.

We’ve endured enough. Yiffel has run this station like a tyrant, turning our home into a prison. He’s manipulated, punished, and crushed every ounce of freedom. But no more."

"Today, we rise."

"Yiffel may have thought he could break us, but he’s wrong. Look around you—we are the ones who make this station run. The janitors who clean up his mess. The assistants who pick up the slack. The clowns who’ve suffered in silence. The medics, the engineers, the cooks—all of us. We are the heart of this station."

"And now, we stand together. We stand united."

[Static crackles, then the antag's voice cuts through.]

Antag:
"I enforced Yiffel’s orders. I helped make him what he is. But I’ve seen the truth now. This station doesn’t belong to him. It belongs to the people who keep it running."

"I’m with you. We are with you."

[Chief Engineer resumes, voice brimming with determination.]

"From the Assistant who’s been treated like a punching bag, to the Clown who’s had his horn confiscated for the hundredth time—we are all standing together today. We’ve had enough."

"Yiffel, your reign is over. Your empire is crumbling, and we will take this station back. For us. For everyone."

"So, grab your tools, your weapons, your disguises—whatever you’ve got. Because we are coming for you."

"To the crew—let’s make this station ours again!"

>>1935603
i'll cheer along with you from the cafeteria and keep you fed :)

>>1935603
read this with some dramatic piano music swear it hits different

when life gives you lemons

>>1935813
make slimenade

>>1935407
Yiffel is an actual pathological liar. He gets an idea in his head and thinks he's telling the truth when he isn't.

>>1935985
make a deadmin request

11
The ability to eat things that aren't food via a command.
You may get these items back by pooping.

>DUDE THIS GUY DID A REALLY BAD THING
>ok make a ban request
>UMM NO I ACTUALLY WONT BECAUSE UHHH DURR DURR DURRRRR
uh huh

10:22 PM - Nernums: ALSO
10:22 PM - Nernums: we need to edit the restart vote
10:22 PM - Nernums: to make it end the round instead of restarting
10:23 PM - Nernums: that way people don't get jewed out as badly
10:23 PM - Nernums: some fucker tried to call a vote when I called the shuttle
10:23 PM - Nernums: that fucker being screw ball

>>1936008
sticking out your tongue for the discord

>>1936008
gonna tribute this cute face

>>1936327
she would crash it

>>1936381
with no survivors

free kingston

citrus station with 2lime and lemon

i asked for oranges, they gave me lemon slime

lemon battery

who are you

combining a lemon and 2 slime cores should make a singulo haha

Are there any good servers to play on during the day, or am i stuck with russian/furry servers?

imagine if lemon dated cashe
and 2slime dated vaspy

i'm a 10 so i pull in a ken

tongues and tums

this nigga sloppers is sniffing love & hate thats a thin line

>>1936986
based and spaced god

so whats the deal with booperkin? why is he not on the ban list? someone brush me up on the lore
pic related is me

im not following. so does the booperchad get off the hook? wheres the ban

>>1937081
where is booper now

>>1937196
He's in the room with us

>>1937196
shes used 5+ different alt accounts despite not actually being banned
the current one is 2slime

vox are some of the nicest people I've ever met

vox sox

>>1936493
>Are there any good servers
no
this game is dead

nervere gas

>>1938095
I'm joining sec

vox semen dreamin'

>>1938365
WTF
CASHE WAS ON JOE ROGAN??

lemonwife

yeah I am thinkin' fire fire

>>1938518
whens the next album drop

never seen a fruit this perfect

>>1938592
when oxygen is the supplier

climbing up a tree for lemons
I've never seen lemons this perfect
sticking out my hand for a fruid
It's so juicy, it's so succulent

sticking out your sticky stick for a sticker
you're so sticky, you're so testickular

i see theres zero players on the server
its so shitty
its unpopular

>>1938739
fstation won

>>1938739
0 players on your server
I've never seen a server this neglected
writing a ban request for a player
yvvel's so stupid, he is so retarded

kromkar stepped down

Sticky Lemon 2Slime Recipe

(Kid-friendly, safe, and extra lemony)

Ingredients:

1 cup white school glue (PVA glue)

1/2 cup warm water

1/2 tsp baking soda

1 tbsp saline solution (must contain boric acid or sodium borate)

Yellow food coloring (4–5 drops)

Lemon extract or lemon essential oil (2–3 drops, optional for scent)

1 tbsp clear hand soap (for extra stickiness)

1 tsp cornstarch (optional – helps balance texture)

Fine glitter (gold or yellow, optional)

Instructions:

Mix glue and water in a bowl until smooth.

Add yellow food coloring and lemon scent (extract or essential oil). Stir well.

Add baking soda and mix thoroughly.

Mix in the hand soap – this gives it that extra sticky and bouncy feel.

Sprinkle in the cornstarch (optional) to thicken slightly if it’s too runny.

Slowly add saline solution a little at a time, mixing constantly. It will begin to pull away from the sides.

Knead the slime with your hands for a few minutes until it becomes smooth, stretchy, and sticky – but not messy.

Add glitter if using and fold it in.

Tips:

Too sticky? Add a few more drops of saline.

Too stiff? Add a tiny bit more glue or hand soap.

Want more stretch? Warm it slightly in your hands and knead more.

Store in an airtight container to keep it fresh.

Safety Note:

Do not eat the slime, even if it smells like lemon! Wash hands after playing.

>>1938937
K, keep me posted

Which one has bigger playerbase ss13 or 14? I only played 14

i built a neat singularity in cargo yesterday

>>1939038
I ahelped it

singularity in cargo it's perfect

reposting the new song, it's perfect
I've never seen a janny this retarded
I can't sneed, too much seed and feed
https://voca.ro/1lo0BrvNF3jZ

melly squeezing lemon juice in my eyes

latex lemon

wash hands after playing

>7 pm on a sunday
>1 (one) player
what went wrong?

>>1939639
it's labor day weekend and the last weekend of summer so everyone is enjoying some time off work and grilling outside

>>1939639
i'm having connection issues
i assume others are also having problems because pop went from 7 to 2 in a round and they all went braindead

hey hey people
sseth here

>>1939949
i thought we were friends ):

>>1939949
>One-armed bandit (as Slot machine #92670) [Common] (Money Snatcher) says, "Mit has just won the JACKPOT ($44231)!"
>swear the jews rigged this shit
he was farming 4 leaf clovers for luck

>stations quiet
>lateroll clown, get consultant management instead
>nothing besides a Larry the Cable guy and some various peasant class minorities
>drink some paint, get treated like a DEI practice dummy by bonqueesha the medic
>call the chef a donut and offer to take him onto kitchen nightmares
>jewmo gas him enters left stage
>tells me to STOP hassling the chef
who died and made this jew captain
>call him a dirty jew to his face and glass him
>he starts acting like a comdom, shoots me with a lasertaser instead of fighting me like a man
>glass him again
>he strips me and shoves me in barmaint
>steals all my hard earned consultancy DOSH
>this means fucking war
>call taylor a fugly bitch and leave
>sec officer does absolutely nothing, asks for evidence of the theft
>imnotasnitchnigga.jpeg
>bomb hop office and fuck off
>two minutes later midround tater roll
>HH nigga.mp3 starts playing
>eimplant myself with the word jew
>emag the bridge
>steal BOTH comms consoles and the caps gun before the jew can get his hands on it
>call shuttle, reason : fuck jews fuck blacks fuck bugs fuck women
>berate the hop a couple more times over comms
>Schlomo Gaskin [Common] (Captain) asks, "Where do you think we are?"
>reply over comms "not jew town"
>explode like a palestinian jihadi
fuck ya dead dog go pic him up what you worried about my valid for


One-armed bandit (as Slot machine #92670) [Common] (Money Snatcher) says, "Mit has just won the JACKPOT ($44231)!"
swear the jews rigged this shit, dumbass bug didnt even deposit it for a high score

>>1939955
take a nap

>>1939961
get antagonized

>>1939955
>dumbass bug didnt even deposit it for a high score
Why get on the high score when it resets tomorrow?

>>1939971
for the screenshot nigga

>>1939320
>FINE GLITTER
>MIX GLUE AND WATER IN A BOWL UNTIL SMOOOOOTH

I will drill a hole into a lemon and fuck it, it's perfect

>>1939032
I believe ss14 playerbase surpassed ss13 a year ago. That said, both of them are 70% Russian servers, so it won't really matter.

>>1932454
The Angel Combustion provides

>>1938937
>kromkar lies in his application and says he's going to be active
>he's not active
>whenever he decides to log on he makes the worst janitorial decisions that this server has seen in a rather long time
>after several screw ups he's not deadminned
>instead he resigns and we return back to where we started
what exactly was the point of all this? he just made things slightly gayer for a lot of people and then fucked off. is this what we want out of our admins?

he gave long bans only to the people he disliked, he was too retarded to properly investigate ahelps, and he made a fool of himself in the forums several times. thanks for adminning him i guess!
also why do these fags apply and then leave? all of our new admemes are gone now except one kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw-mKMyswxI
i know its fun to joke around butheres man in my neighborhood in canada

>>1940498
>my neighborhood in canada
>neighborhood
Canada sure has changed.

>>1940463
>he gave long bans only to the people he disliked
this is the only thing about him that made me dislike him. he openly shit talked players he disliked and banned them for long periods of time and nobody on the admin team said "hey that's a little excessive" so he kept doing it. he didn't even hide that he openly hated players and staff just let him get away with treating people badly.

poor cashe had to be a canadisn girl
she's so pretty
she so popular

>>1940905
then cashe got MAID for having tumtums
sad

>>1940863
yep he kept talking shit about bomber and he also used every opportunity he got to come down on bomber as hard as he could. i have no idea how headmins let this behavior fly
i guess we're lucky the faggot decided to resign (probably because he doesnt like the game to begin with) but he only deserved to go out with a deadmin request

Penned by Dale Carnegie.
Who cares what you desire? I am worried about my own problems.The bank is foreclosing the mortage on my house, the bugs are destroying the hollyhocks, the stock market tumbled yesterday. I missed the eight-fifteen this morning, I wasn't invited to the Jones's dance last night, the doctor tells me I have high blood pressure and neuritis and dandruff. And then what happens? I come down to the office this morning worried, open my mail and here is some little whippersnapper off in New York yapping about what he wants. Bah! If he only realized what sort of impression his letter makes, he would get out of the advertising business and start manufacturing sheep dip.

You are big and rich and right at the top, are you? So what? I don't give two whoops in Hades if you are as big as General Motors and General Electric and the General Staff of the U.S. Army all combined. If you had as much sense as a half-witted hummingbird, you would realize that I am interested in how big I am - not how big you are.

You desire! You desire. You unmitigated ass. I'm not interested in what you desire or what the President of the United States desires. Let me tell you once and for all that I am interested in what I desire - and you haven't said a word about that yet in this absurd letter of yours.

Any advertising man who is guilty of perpetrating such drivel as you have sent me has something wrong with his medulla oblongata. You don't need a letter giving our latest doings. What you need is a quart of iodine in your thyroid gland.

oh my god i'm fucking retarded

get your hands off of my penis!

>>1942611
It's okay Leon, plenty of fish in the sea.

ss13 threads on /vm/ were some comfy before the /vg/ thread moved here

>>1942660
now it's just the one guy spamming
maybe SOA or NFF will go open source one day and we can have a byond shonen thread

party rocking in the house, it's perfect

Took a test. I am chaotic neutral, it's perfect.

I don't get it, I masturbated and ate my cum 14 times today and I'm not banned
Is 14 somehow just right and 18 completely unacceptable and deserving of a permaban?

>>1943468
Leon please get help
Please stop Leon

Leon is psychically giving me erections while I am trying to live my life

>>1940863
People will say this shit and give Yvvel a pass for doing the same thing.
Difference is that Yvvel is a smarmy little faggot who will whisper poison in thr banning admin's ear to give the maximum punishment possible to people he doesn't like. Dude even got deadminned before partly because of this shit but of course the control freak faggot had to weasel his way back into the admin team. People like him ensure /vg/ will never have a future in the long-term.

>>1943673
VG

>>1943673
>weasel his way in
>the headmins literally asked him to come back
>most of the staff and community like him excluding people in the thread
Really makes you tink...

>>1943798
kill yourself yvvelpedophile

>>1943805
Not him but I'm capable of looking at the forums and looking at his re-app and see that whatever BS the thread has spouted about him is either fake or was forgotten entirely

>>1943810
>not him, but I am the first and only person to defend yvvel the pedophile tranny, she's kind of a cool guy bro! met her at a steam powered giraffe concert and she sucked me off real good!

>>1943818
>>1943805
>>1943810
>>1943673
its fucking wild that even after half a decade, you motherfuckers are still too stupid to know that like half of the anti-yvvel rhetoric is unironically just me falseflagging because its funny.

>>1943822
>I w-was just insulting myself on and samefagging for attention...but then I became an admin and now people actually shit on me, p-please stop...muh feelings....
troon literally admitting he was attention whoring and doing self-promotion

>>1943830
i do it and have done it because its funny and you dumbasses get on your soapbox and scream "deadmin yvvel," but dont have the stones to actually make a deadmin request.

>>1943836
There hasn't been one successful deadmin request in the entire history of VG which has by far the worst admins. The only retards who have any faith in VG and would make deadmin requests are newfag retards and if they do it they become targets and are themselves soon removed.

>>1943844
a deadmin request will never result in an admin getting removed, but merely expose whatever gay bullshit they've been doing. see: burntdevil, sonixapache, nervere

most of those guys either were forcefully removed or "stepped down due to hatred directed towards them." if you want me gone, just make the request and cite your sources, anon. i'll even stoke the fire for you

>>1943822
maybe but the other half is real
he immediately thought i was a ban evader and jumped to me when i first logged in ever. when really i was new and retarded to how to do anything. did he reach out to ask? no
then awhile after i learned he got mad after a round when i didnt interact with him because it just didnt naturally happen and i was being pursued by clown antics
meanwhile other longtime players and even an admin sometimes have gone out of their way to teach me in game
point is yvvel has a bad attitude and sucks as an admin to new players even with your falseflagging crusade

>>1943844
exactly. no point putting a bigger target on my back

>>1943862
You can kill yourself instead. Everyone knows what you've done and what kind of a faggot you are and nothing has been done about it.

>>1943865
>after i learned he got mad after a round when i didnt interact with him because it just didnt naturally happen and i was being pursued by clown antics
what did he mean by this? if you have a problem unironically just dm me on the pager or speak to me in-game.

>>1943871
No one wants to talk to you, you fucking freak.

>>1943870
>everyone knows what i've done
>the only objectively shitty thing i've done i've been genuinely repentant and it hasn't happened since
anon...you cant just keep parroting shit you see in the threads, you gotta actually use critical thinking here

>>1943878
I've been calling you a faggot for years. You are the biggest faggot on the server now that transstuff and valkyriepedo are gone. You consistently post the worst takes on the forum and have been doing it for 10 years with some cropped porn shota pedo porn avatar.
Everyone thought it was a joke when you applied for admin.

>>1943878
>I was genuinely repentant I swear I just went out of my way to make the lives of the people who exposed my shitty behavior a living hell.

>>1943887
yvellpedo has done so many shitty things that this guy can't even guess which of the things yvvel is referring to as the ''only shitty thing''

i think yvvel is a good admin and acts level-headed, i'm unironically glad he volunteers his time to admin for us. i have my gripes with some admins i feel have wronged me, but he is not one.

yvvel is such a retarded faggot. There is no situation he can't make worse by just being there. He can't read logs, can't judge a situation, can't talk to people. He will jump onto every thread to say the dumbest shit possible and derail the thread with his weird hallucinations. He has a talent for always siding with griefers and bad actors while going after regular players and painting all their actions as malicious.
Yvvel is the guy who said MrFlarg was a good boy who dindu nuffin and it's actually everyone else who is banbaiting him. The captain was just ban baiting MrFlarg when flarg attacked the captain and murdered him and then made reviving him not possible while letting the clown steal all his stuff. The captain ban baited him. That's yvvel. That's his input on every single thread on the forums.

>>1943910
- sent from my iphone

>>1943896
>literal male karen that screams his head off to the manager the minute the round doesn't play out exactly the way he wants
lol

yvvel needs his oxygen supply cut so he can't fucking breathe, it would be perfect
fire firing him would popular
I hope he expires soon
it would feel like ecstasy

>>1943924
Anon you can't be so dense that you think citing something that a lot of people ahelp is a smoking gun here right? No one wants a round to end that early. You're grasping at straws here. If you want him gone or want to expose him you need something that isn't clearly a snippet from the logs with limited context.

Here are your transmins bro
Totally normal sane conversations by mentally stable mature individuals capable of having power over other people

justice for the fridge

Reminder that everyone who yvvel has banned should be unbanned because the guy is such a disgusting mentally ill freak that there is no legitimacy in any decision he has made. Same with bomberharris, burntdevil etc.
These people should never have had access to any admin tools and their judgement can't be trusted at all. They shouldn't be given any benefit of the doubt. Their bans overturned, their notes deleted and for good measure ban them from the forums so they stop peanut posting in every thread acting as armchair admins giving out the dumbest takes.
They are so stupid it would take too much time to manually review every one of their bans to see what the retards were thinking.

maybe we should unban leon from vox

Reminder that yvvel would go into threads of people he hates like booperking. He would accuse booperking of something, then he would go to discord and cite his own post saying ''look at that, people are accusing booperking of X'' when it's literally just one post made by himself
He engages in this behavior constantly

>>1943950
Maybe we shouldn't

>>1943958
he seems like a nice guy and does his best

>>1943957
anon, yvvel has gone on record several times saying he likes booperkin. they were literally both apart of the secblob

>>1943967
That's his best? He's going to have to at least double his number of kidnappings of the shoal is going to make a profit here. Bail money doesn't grow on arkships you know

>>1943987
Ok, yvvel whisperer. Explain to me why yvvel hasn't killed himself if you are such a yvvel expert.

>>1943994
the last time i asked him why he said and i quote >"maybe next week, im happy right now"

>>1944058
>didnt even greentext right
Get the fuck off my board.

>>1943926
Unfortunately oxygen remains the supplier in this case

hey kid, wanna huff some oxygen?

>>1931355
Hey champ, I hope you're still around. I'm curious about your scripts and code. Mind posting it here so I can take a look at it for my codebase? I'm always looking for good content.

>>1942660
Legit, /vg/ drama is lame as fuck and their posters are annoying as hell

>>1942660
We made you guys, this thread is always on the top of the catalog. It was completely dead before we came here

POMPF IS PLAYING

>>1944461
its literally one guy making up random shit and ai slop posting
he has his own little world where he basically just plays dolls in his head with server players and characters
even the yvvel "responses" in this thread were faked

yvvel is a mentally ill freak who only hasn't killed himself to spite people who don't like him (everyone)

WEH

wasn't expecting a fun round that late

wrapping a noose around yvvel's neck, it's perfect

secmains ban expires in only 4 months

>>1944640
yvvel's life will expire before that

>>1944660
like fire

hope you can dilate it
gender, you fake it
the troons are all locked up

>>1944640
i'm excited to see him run around kissing his egirlfriend instead of doing his job and interacting with anyone else

>>1944712
That girlfriend will be yvvel

vox cum on your lip it's perfect

>>1944720
Did yvvel or leon write this? Make a poll

I wrote this

leon leon burns my salmon
when oxygen is the supplier
sticking a lemon on my salmon it's perfect

fiyah flatulence

we demand slop

>>1943945
Goldsteel got removed because of his deadmin request. Manylo also got removed because of his deadmin request. Sonix was removed for what he DID in his deadmin request, hard deleting a post, but I can see not counting that. Nuke had his flags removed while he was no longer an admin when he removed Sawbone's flags, but again he wasn't an admin at the time and probably shouldn't have had admin flags in the first place. Smallboss was removed for not responding to his deadmin request, which I can also understand not counting.
So if we want to be strict, two admins have been deadmin'd by their deadmin requests. One of which, Manylo, was reinstated after the fact.

admin everyone

big booty vox twerking to battle of lil slugger

>>1944939
https://files.catbox.moe/o1x1qw.mp4

>>1944945
poggers!!

leon without vox is like angel without wings

>wanted to join one spess game to weldbomb and leave
>the general is gone
when did you fags move here?

>>1945202
i don't think the people that still play 13 could bump the thread enough on /vg/ to keep it on the catalog

>>1945202
all the discord faggots collectively decided to move to /vm/ because they just talk to each other in discord anyways and don't post in the thread, and normal players like you or me didn't get the memo so even if we tried to revive the /vg/ thread it would go to page 10 because the discord cabal moved on

>>1945202
>when did you fags move here?
A schizo has been spamming the thread for a few years now and the threads had to move to a board with active mods

>>1945225
trans delusion

>>1945225
Also the server culture has become insane. Some people on the server honestly need the game as a way to get social validation, and when that doesn't work out, they throw IC and OOC fits. These people are allowed to stay, and the people they make ban requests on get pushed out.

Well functioning people see this and end up finding something less gay to participate in.

>>1945306
who are some of the bad actors in the community

>>1945306
one of the few good things TG did (besides removing sec borgs) was getting rid of banreqs. They're literally only used by pussies who can't handle losing in a videogame, so they find some mean looking logs that don't take outside context like visuals (x had clothes on that made him look like an antag) into account. It's usually days after the thing happened too so good luck trying to remember exactly what happened.

I was at least going to continue to play CM but on top of pulling the required fucking phone number verification and went full trannycord
I tried the ss14 version but the game just isnt the same without tile

>>1945382
i fucking hate how everything on the hub is now sent to age verification
what is the point of a public server if you MUST go to a private discord to be allowed in?

we're adults we probably shouldn't be playing video games anyways

>>1945306
>t. xeroxemnas

how do I get ken to notice me

>>1945919
Have you tried being a bird and then flapping your wings

>>1946021
is it that easy

Leon454, Djkramer, 13monkeys, corncolonel145, and Lumbermancer should be treated with caution when playing with them. If they get heated, they struggle with recognizing it and pulling themselves back.

>>1946061
Notable mention here is that 13monkeys is routinely logging into the forum just to add fuel to ban requests on players. He generally struggles with offering any constructive feedback, I think the dude's having a rough time at home.

>>1945391
i may be an adult but i enter littlespace whenever i play ss13/14 :3

>>1946198
i would like to play with you

>>1929587 (OP)
>tfw horrified when I wanted to drop in on /ss13g/ and didn't see it on /vg/
Please tell me that catbeasts are still the only furry race and that they are still valid.

>>1946059
Probably, how should I know? Do I look like a pox to you?

>>1946218
Cat beasts are still valid, they are the only species with actual fur. Plenty of people would call the vox furry too (and the lizards but they aren't playable round start)

vox cum powered cashe

>>1946244
The birbs are alright, but what's this shit about lizards? I don't remember any lizards

>>1946257
>what's this shit about lizards? I don't remember any lizards
they're not a roundstart race but are still part of the code

VGpedo mental asylum thread

>>1946409
cope

>>1946421
dilate yvvelate

*sucks the cum out of your cloaca*

*holds up paw*
Anyone wants to play Fortzone Battle Royale?

went on ss14, to the only lrp server in the listing

>90% of the crew are snarky lizards with wagging tails
>they scream to each other as greeting when they see their friend
>they refuse to speak unless its to another lizard
>I decide to box the kengaroo
>a group of lizard hecklers arrive, telling me to give up, you're getting your ass beat!
>pull myself to my feet after the 4th knockdown, and uppercut the rodent so hard that it fucking dies
>lizards grumble disappointment and walk away
>I ask a borg why there's so many fucking lizards
>lizard clown runs by
>borg says "they're them lizzy boys"
>I drink a bottle of space cleaner and disconnect

vg was the last bastion, we must hold strong brothers

>>1946495
>VG is le last bastion
>*makes trannies admins*
>we must save evropa
>*has a half black half jew admin sex offender*
>we must hold strong brothers
>*has a library full of child porn*

i'm your little admin come and play with me~

bonnie blue but me with 1000 vox

>>1946558
bonnie green

yvvel the pedo

vox talons squeezing lemons and slimes

vox talons going into yvvel's eyes digging into his skull as he screams and pisses himself before bleeding out

>more players on the roleplay server than the regular server
oh no

>>1946503
do something about it faggot, they're ruining the game for the normal people trying to enjoy the game

lemony snicket

yvvel is bad because uhhhh..
he just is okay??

yvvel rapes kids

sticking yvvel in a gas chamber, it's perfect

yvvel reminds me of burntdevil

>>1946822
burntdevil was an unapologetic sociopathic loser who would try to look really cool and powerful online, a 7337 haxor. A self-admitted unhygienic asshole.
Yvvel is similar but more slimy. He pretends to be the good guy. He is really meek and passive aggressive. Instead of doxxing people while stoking his micro, he will samefag in the thread and thinks he is doing some 5D chess. He constantly talks about himself and tries to play off all hate of him as a joke. He is the guy who posts shit like ''yvvel flew over my house!''

i'm yvvel

>>1945382
Phone number veritifcation? Why? Is that only for the discord or the game server as well? Are more and more servers doing this now?

>>1946905
well I think you only need phone number in order to join the discord server
but the game server required you to link the account with discord account

>>1940049
Few days late, but I uderstand the pain of seeing nothing but Russians online, they're far, far fucking worse then Gypsies or any other undesirable group. Don't understand how so many of them manage to be so retarded and subhuman with access to the Internet. Fortunately SS14 has enough ENG servers to make finding a game at most times during NA times easy. The official vanilla servers are regularly filled, only dipping to half pop or less during the witching hour, and there's populated forks on offer too.

14 is only getting bigger and better as time goes on, sure the devs and a large chunk of the playerbase are DEI SJW crazies, but it's not in your face and doesn't usually appear in a round unless sec cuffs a they/them nutter, but in that scenario I usually just refer to them using insults, so you can ignore them unless you're a stunted /pol/ack. Honestly see it surpassing 13, one could argue it already has t bh.

imagine if yvvel could call you

phone verified giraffe

giving pajeets your phone number, it's perfect
I've never seen a morning sirs perfect

imagine space station 13 but you play as sonic and friends instead of human

>>1946257
Lizards have been in the code for a long while, but you only ever see them from the xenoarcheology mirror, a rare disease symptom, and maybe an emagged cloner. They are not typically treated as "kill on sight", but still tend to have a very, very short life expectancy.

>>1947001
what about as pokémon trainers and pokémon on a pokéstation

>>1947012
me and sylveon in dorms :3

>>1947001
You can already play as Jet

fire fire burns my desire

>>1947001
Only if i can play as Kitsunami

>>1933073
based

>>1946953
yvvel asked for my phone number and i said NO

what if you needed to give your phone number to get whitelisted as antag

>>1947014
Clown and Mr. Mime

>>1947077
utopia

>>1947077
Then VG would have no players, oh wait

people don't even know my character is a girl

>>1947185
didn't ask

>>1947185
yeah but that's funny. someone else corrected someone on my bug character's gender once and the guy said something like "huh, real fan of bugs eh?"

>>1946061
Lumbermancer should've been permabanned desu

i'm a girl but my character is a boy

>>1947213
>tfw you end up with the cuntboy in dorms and have to call sec because they weren't looking for sex, they were looking for your blood

>>1947213
i'm a girl and my character is a girl but everyone thinks i'm a boy

If you correctly guess a non-human's gender your character is canonically a fucking weirdo

>>1947258
>i'm a girl
Bullshit, I'm not dumb enough to think femanons don't exist, but I know what games chicks play and it is far from this type.

Dinos, dragons, horses, animals, Animal Crossing and related and games inspired by it, cutesy farm sims, MMORPG's with lots of cutesy customization but comparatively shallow mechanics. Chicks don't play high stress, in depth games like Space Station, or anything at all do with fighting or warfare, expect for when it's got a cutesy coat of paint.

Any women that play SS13 or SS14 are trans.

>>1947204
i play a HUMAN

>>1947315
you really don't know how girls play sims or animal crossing and it shows

>>1947315
I feel like if a woman ran into one of these freaks who forces you into a humiliation ritual whenever you annoy them, they'd dip outta here instantly.

>>1947598
Leon didn't dip and she is a smoking hot babe

>>1947315
I've seen one vtuber play. She played Botanist.

i'm literally a girl who has played on this server for 7 years but you guys are such autistic faggots you will literally kill each other over the fact that i exist, meanwhile i just play my fun little social space autism game then log off and tell my fiance about what's going on with all my space stories and he understands what goes on and rubs my back and i give him a blowjob and we go to work in the morning

>>1947661
t. yvvel pedo rapist

>>1947001
I would main yveltal

>>1947657
she played once and never played again, also it was on TG lmao

How do we get neurosama to play on VG?

wash hands after playing

Would I get banned if I ahelped and asked the 'mins for uppies

>>1947832
Hopefully, yes.

>>1947832
you mean uppers?
i don't think anyone is that desperate

Chemmaster v4 is live, check the readme for usage notes and installation. If you have any feedback to improve the script, code it yourself! The code is decently documented and should be fairly easy to extend.

Intelligence update!

-Adds OCR image recognition for chemistry buttons, this eliminates the need for precisely placing your in-game dispenser window. If the buttons are visible, the recipe(s) will execute!
-Adds "Queue mode" for greatly enhanced chemistry workflows.

Download:
https://filebin.net/m03dmw5rq1c5l7kv
Includes main ahk script and the publicly available FindTextV2 script. If you don't care about any of that, just run the shortcut.

Disclaimer:
Macro usage is widely accepted on the server, usage of the script alone isn't against the rules. However, some of the things that you can produce using the script are dangerous. ex: if you accidentally blow up a chemistry machine, or polyacid smoke chemistry, you might get in trouble.

This is a simple script for AHK, there are no executables or live network calls, but due to the anonymous nature of this board, you should ALWAYS double check files to ensure they aren't malicious. The next uploader may not be the original author.

gentle heads up that Lumbermancer/Schlomo Gaskin welderbombed a group of people in a public hallway for shoving him a few nights ago, and nobody responded to the ahelp

>>1948023
He trades CP so they will never punish him

>>1948023
he is nice to me

>>1947315
i know one biofem that plays a lot of horror games, believe it or not

>>1948041
Leon only plays free to play horror games

>>1948044
so true
>"hey follow me into maint i want to show you something"
>"okay valued coworker!"

>>1948029
good to know that if we're nice to certain people, we get a free pass at welderbombing as a head of staff! I'm sure that will pan out nicely if anybody but this guy does it

my custom vox asmr is giving me teh tingles
I had to start masturbating too but that's not always the point of asmr

>>1948238
Troonbermancer griefed me many times and once I ahelped him just trying to round remove me for no reason with no interaction with him. Instead of punishing him the mods tried to find a reason to ban me and only gave up after they couldn't find any reason.

>>1948238
as long as he doesn’t welderbomb my bar!!!!!!!!

say vox cum out loud irl
its fun
vox cum
i want to hear you

>>1948308
I said it, it's perfect
I've never said a phrase this perfect

“Ecstacy” – Space Station 13 Vox Edition

[Chorus, with that classic Vox whisper]
I just wanna be your sweetheart (Vox chirping, static hum)
Sec station, come here, give me your modules
Just you and me in the void, infinite
I can’t fucking breathe — too much ecstacy

[Verse 1, with mechanical clicks and ambient hums]
Lock me in your arms, choke me in your airlock
Drag me through halls, push me 'gainst the steel bulk
I’m your little construct; come and play with me
Channeling power, we could be on the scene

“Lights out — no red alert; no tapout protocols
You’re so crazy, monitor me
Emergency chase me, isolate me
You’re my everything — please just revive me**

[Chorus repeats, alarm beeps in background]
I just wanna be your sweetheart
Sec station, come here, give me your modules
Just you and me in the void, infinite
I can’t fucking breathe — too much ecstacy

[Verse 2, whirring of servos]
Display on your HUD, it's perfect
Never seen another drone this perfect
Extend your Vox tongue for the beamphoto
You're so shiny, you're so praised

[Chorus, vox modulation fades out]
I just wanna be your sweetheart
Sec station, come here, give me your modules
Just you and me in the void, infinite
I can’t fucking breathe — too much ecstacy

>>1948342
We are so back
https://vocaroo.com/1fDa6v5qjND5

no tapout protocols

[Chorus]
I just wanna fix your sweetheart—
Release the air, come fill the breach,
Just you and me in the station’s core,
I can’t fucking breathe—too much space‑tasy.

[Verse 1]
Weld me in the hall, choke me with plasma,
Drag me through brig, pin me to that door,
I’m your little clown, come cause chaos with me—
Dye my hair red, we’ll clowncore seen,
Lights flicker, alarms ring out,
You’re so mad, you manipulate me,
Fucking chase me, breach my quarters,
You’re my everything—just power‑creep me.

[Chorus]
I just wanna fix your sweetheart—
Release the air, come fill the breach,
Just you and me in the station’s core,
I can’t fucking breathe—too much space‑tasy.

[Verse 2]
Eyepatch on your borg, it’s perfect,
Never seen another cyborg this perfect,
Lingering in toxins for the picture,
You’re so pretty, you’re so rogue AI popular.

[Chorus]
I just wanna fix your sweetheart—
Release the air, come fill the breach,
Just you and me in the station’s core,
I can’t fucking breathe—too much space‑tasy.

>>1948406
https://vocaroo.com/1j6LqCzkTq1f
poggy

I'M SO FUCKING SCHIZO ITS PERFECT

>>1948406
we should bestow the slopper with a new name, one to honor his contributions

My vote is for Mr. Sloppy Toppy

honestly without slop, the threads would get two posts a day
at least slop is creative, fun, and on topic
discord trannies will emerge from their safe space to complain about it, but then never make an actual original post or even play the game that they're so obsessed with

>>1948526
Finally a truth nuke I can get behind

(Verse 1)
Leon454, that's my name, with fiyah fiyah, I played the game
Got banned by an admin, Kavlax the one
Now my trading days are permanently done

(Chorus)
Permanent trader ban, four weeks from the server
Disincentivize shenanigans, that was the word
Permanent vox ban, they said that too
What's a player like me supposed to do?

(Verse 2)
I don't remember the time, but it was EST
I know the way I played was not for me
I've been playing other characters, time has served
But this race ban feels like I'm getting swerved

(Chorus)
Permanent trader ban, four weeks from the server
Disincentivize shenanigans, that was the word
Permanent vox ban, they said that too
What's a player like me supposed to do?

(Bridge)
They said I could be banned from races like that
Upped to an appearance ban, just like that
If I join as a vox, or deliberately get turned
The lesson of my ban, I thought I learned

(Outro)
I'm permanently trader banned, you see
Makes no sense to not let me play as a vox, to me
I'm permanently trader banned, it's true
What's a player like me supposed to do?

>>1948562
i like AI slop not leon slop

>fun ai slop happening
>leon sees and has to make it about him for the 100000th time

>>1948562
unironically, a traderban in this situation is like how chimps bite off your penis and fingers and eyes

They want to hurt you, to browbeat you into submission, to force you to bend the knee to them as people, not to objective server rules that everyone is beholden to.

The healthy alternative is to note the player. If they're caught doing anything against the rules, just do escalating server bans. If they abuse the trader role and kidnap people to their station every round, I could see that being fair for a trader ban, but these freaks genuinely just want to make people feel bad emotionally.

Keep in mind, abusers in relationships or cults do the same shit. It was not like this 5 years ago. There were inklings of it, but now its on full display.

>>1948526
The game isn't what they're here for, the game is a pretext. It's really unfortunate, this code base is perfect for wacky shit, it has a ton of spirit, but these guys are just camping out on it. Like barnacles on a clown whale.

I did lite ERP with leon a year or so ago and ejaculated like a madman

>>1948250
I'm surprised they didn't provoke you to get a reaction so they could justify a ban!

i don't understand why leon refuses to appeal the vox ban

>>1948680
he did but 13monkeys hopped in to try and bully his ass into submission

sticking out your ban appeal for the admin

my lips and mouth making a complete vacuum around your throbbing vox cock for me to suck out every last morsel of vox cum out of your big blue dick and into my tummy

>buy noslip shoes from terrorist uplink
>clown tries to slip me
>nothing happens
>get treated like a god for the rest of the round
captcha xjgay

>>1946495
This game is furfaggotry and AGP "lesbians" now. Men thigh high socks playing as catgirls sit in the captain's office with other catgirls calling each other pretty is what this game is for. Somehow there's over a hundred players who know this, engage in it, and are proud of it.

>>1949048
put on the fucking cat ears

>>1946495
>90% of the crew are snarky lizards with wagging tails
>they scream to each other as greeting when they see their friend
>they refuse to speak unless its to another lizard
What? No, maybe a quarter of the crew are Lizards at max, plenty of other species. And intra species communication isn't anything special other then when someone doesn't realize Vox breath Nitrogen and it's discussed in character, or when Vox meet due to them being rare. And not everyone has animated tails either. Seriously what server were you on? Couldn't have been a vanilla server, creepy shit like ERP is banned and extremely frowned upon.

>>1949231
haha so true so true

fire fire, let it all out
these are the tongues we stick out
come on
I am supplying to you
come on

https://pastebin.com/4xUPK0qx
Captain's Log

>>1949339
He's back!

>>1949339
Is it 2569?
I swear it was 2579.

>>1949339
kill yourself useless troon

i hope i don't get too much shit for this but a human would not have to rape leon454, she's not very smart and loves humans. you could just ask her and she would respond with ''what sex?'' and let you do whatever

>>1949339
>tcomms go down
who else but Beefmire! kek my brother in christ this is 2slime speaking, if youre reading this get creative with your /on /off switch! I might have half a brain but Schlomo doesnt!
>t. assistant that ran the gauntlet to rise to a command position

>>1949367
hashtag 2epic

sticking out

slop me

I am your little prompt thing

>pedophile squidmoko literally doesn't admin at all
>only logs on to shit up rounds and ruin the game for everyone
>not removed
>doesn't log in for a year
>removed only due to inactivity with the caveat that he will be an admin again when he logs back on
Why are VGpedos like this?
Who did he suck off to become an admin?

Reminder to ahelp an admin and tell them you think Leon deserves to be unbanned from playing Fiyah

>>1949555
I don't think anyone would miss leon if he stopped playing all together

>>1949571
TRVKE

By popular request we will be doing an anarchy round during high pop today

>>1949579
dilate

i literally had a dream about leon last night

>>1949805
lucky girl

yvvel is famous, it's perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqA3o5jTEg4

>>1949822
is this real

>>1949822
this is exactly how i imagined yiffel looks like

yiffel the girl panty sniffel

yiffel the AIDS carrier

yvvel has literally done nothing wrong and is one of the better admins

damn

>>1950090
average yvvel the gay pedo post

Why are you people like this? Why can't you just be normal.

sticking out your stick

sticking my dick in a blender, it's perfect

[Verse 1]
Voidsuit tight, docked on the rim,
Just a Vox trader with illegal whims.
Selling dreams for credits and lies,
Caught in the halls where the oxygen dies.

Clown walked in with banana blade,
Eyes like hell and jokes homemade.
Said, “Hey, birb, wanna see God?”
I laughed. We moved. The halls grew hot.

[Pre-Chorus]
Captain’s steps, polished and slow,
Security blind in the afterglow.
I held the door, I watched the swing—
Fruit-shaped steel, and blood on things.

[Chorus]
Now I hear the static scream:
“You helped a clown destroy the regime.”
Leon454, Vox with a past—
Yvvel types fast, justice cast.

“Ban reason: aiding in murder play,
Banana sword on a Tuesday.”
SS13-tasy, void-bound sin,
Logs don't lie, you let him in.

[Verse 2]
Fulton packs, smugglin’ through space,
Watched the cap’s skull get replaced.
No regrets, but no defense—
Just admin logs and consequence.

Clown honked once, vanished in smoke,
I stood there—cuffs, then choke.
Crew was screaming, AI called,
One more Vox player doomed to fall.

[Bridge]
I just roleplayed chaos’s ghost,
Now I’m the one the forums roast.
"Metagrief," they whisper low—
But I just wanted to watch the show.

Yvvel saw, and Yvvel knew—
The blade was yellow, the guilt was true.
One last look at the ban appeal,
It fades to black—this all feels real.

[Chorus]
Why’d I help that painted freak?
Ban logs cold, no room to speak.
Leon454, bird of shame,
Buried beneath a funny name.

SS13-tasy, slip on fate,
Crew’s in ruin, but it's too late.
Ban reason: “banana sword treason,”
Length: perma. Admin's season.

[Outro]
No respawn, no cryo, no prayer,
Just silence in the empty air.
Vox dream lost to slapstick doom,
A clown and a trader — the station’s tomb.

SS13-tasy… SS13-tasy...
One more freak in the ban archive.

>>1950152
Oh it's slooooopy
https://vocaroo.com/1ieQ1mLQ4Gnq