Thread 1939030

Cologne (2026)
The Gang Is Back Together, For One Last Job...

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Yikes

ENTER.

>>1939034
poles are a disease

>>1939034
>3-16
Is he also sick?

why you post about these washed frauds, instantly ruined my day

>>1939034
sh1goat doubters?

ASStralis bros, we are so back

>>1939037
crazy how they weasel their way into teams, same with Ukrainians on international teams

both biggest pay check stealers irl and their countries too

why do so many of the csgo pro players look dysgenic
there was that one guy that looked like a reconstruction of a neanderthal last game
doesnt happen in dota

>>1939044
>device looking at jabbi like at his retarded son that just did an oopsie

>>1939044
that look,

>they about to find our cheats bro
>they will laugh at us even more
>cheat and still be ass
>its so over isnt it

>>1939034
I will never understand why people are insistent on defending zont1x. What's the ability to clutch a round sometimes when you consistently give away like five per game? The guy can't win duels for shit.

>>1939048
>doesnt happen in dota

>>1939046
>same with Ukrainians on international teams
Those at least try. Poles haven't since that old VP roster went kaput.

>>1939048
>dota

>>1939048
>doesnt happen in league
ftfy

>>1939044
why does jabbi look so confused and impressed? he cant even close his mouth

>>1939048
>dota

>>1939040
>our respective visions for the team manager role differed
what the fuck does that even mean? she didn't want to be the team's comfort woman anymore?

>>1939054
>>1939056
>>1939062
nigga compare them to this, he looks like his cranium should be studied by a nazi scientist

>>1939066
she 100% tried to get dicked down by players
but the players were unformattable about it because they are all nerds

>>1939066
>she didn't want to be the team's comfort woman anymore
She did but the organization respects women so they didn't.

>>1939050
>tfw you ask for a flash and see jabbi taking off his pants

>>1939067
settle down dotard freakshow

>>1939069
>get dicked down by players
Apex would be the only one, let's be honest. The rest look like shit. Ropz has two porsches tho.

my nigga hunter just raping those australians

>>1939067
just admit you are highly retarded
only donk can compare to this specimen

>>1939078
spirit has the hot russian gamer boy market on LOCK

Spirit are gonna get so fucked tomorrow.

>>1939083
Falcons bouta change dat...

>>1939088
YOU
JUST
KNOW

>>1939048
>>1939080
lol pros are just built different

>>1939088
They better be not doing any of that gay shit in Saudi Arabia.

>>1939088
>m0nesy's woman cucked him so hard he turned gay
sad!

>>1939083
>chopper: fat fuck
>zweih: piglet
>tn1r: potato-nosed alcoholic phenotype
>sh1ro: chipmunk phenotype
>donk: bugman manlet
PASS!

>>1939083
he cute

it's gonna be really tough for Spirit tomorrow in this shitty form they're in unless donk pulls a solo win
G2 has good riflers, on the other side it's still donk + the three stooges

>>1939075
They all have girls dont they?

>>1939098
shut your MOUTH!

>>1939107
Probably. flamez is married

damn beautiful play from sunpayus

he's the spanish awp goat

https://www.twitch.tv/eslcs
https://www.hltv.org/events/8597/esl-challenger-league-season-50-europe-cup-1
Semis

>>1939118
>Semis
Lower finals*

kristou benched....

>>1939118
>tranny cast
fuck off

>>1939118
>no player cams
don't care about radar tournament

Jame...

will they apologize?

>>1939117
GuMmY >

Why is FlyKek so SHIT

>>1939095
why are you posting this twink
what is this gay ass conversation

>>1939131
unc still got it

sunpayus is good

>>1939148
>13.37
Still wafting for that 14.88

>>1939148
holy rape

>>1939148
Either they disband or they move to EU. There's no other option.

>>1939148
>37 adr
>threw the second least on his team
wild

>>1939155
lose the war
lose the gal
simple as

>>1939148
Wait...but r/magog told me that SunPayus is Le BAD!

spicpayus is bad

>>1939088
who has the niko hugging monesy webm?

>>1939088
wtf is this straight

donk's gf is getting cancelled

>>1939179
>country fucking invaded, her countrymen dying on their soil on a daily basis, several towns completely leveled
>teehee, I don't follow le politics :3
retarded whore

Damn the war is still on? LoL

>>1939179
>>1939187
zeethe

>>1939172
faggot

>>1939190
Don't be mad at me be mad at the 'gog brother...

shut the fuck up laundry, shut the fuck up

how do I feel about 3.0

>>1939196
You want to have sex with it.

>>1939196
should've been 2.2

>>1939196
sucks

>>1939196
>how do I feel
I hate women so fucking much...

flyquest team vibes are so fucking bad
everyone in the team hates it

>>1939192
no I'm mad at you for being a faggot

>>1939194
sar what is your problem

>gob b returns to BIG as academy coach
hahaha this org i swear

>>1939148
1337, very epic

>>1939192
he's right tho

Lickweed won!

FLYCHADS. WE RISE

i think the deagle should be the only 1 shot headshot pistol

>>1939224
crying?

>>1939224
i agree

playing faceit/premier without a mic should actually be a bannable offense

>>1939187
>>1939179
only making ukros more unlikable
0 idea of optics
hope ukraine gets leveld now ;)

>>1939227
>premier
i do this

>>1939229
most believable larp

tec9 and 57 have needed nerfs more than mp9 for ages now, their opness has changed the direction of so many games

>>1939227
if you cant 1v5 stick to retakes and dm lil bro

>>1939234
there's no larp i just hate slavs of all shapes

>>1939036
he's been playing faceit with flit and fame recently so maybe

>>1939179
why doesn't he volunteer if he cares so much? He's playing tier-7 matches, surely the country is more important than that?

g2 will actually beat spirit

>>1939239
that's why you're supporting finno-ugric horde, I get it

GOD2

>>1939221
V1 LOST

>sunpayus gets to keep his job
lol
flychads just fucked over g2 for a couple of months

>>1939234
what is it with you gay lgbt liberal ukro suppoets that makes you so ass blasted over these ukranian bums

>destroys his entire civilization over this

>>1939246
They're all one big finno-ugric horde lol.

>>1939246
are you aware tat uknraians are more asian than Russian lmao
Russian north and west of moscow didnt get occupised by the mongolian horde, while ukraine as a whole was raped for 300 years by them
thats why they are so backward btw and mimic many central asian states

>>1939252
they love their fags in ukraine
the ghost of keyef is a gay transgender woman

>>1939257
>are you aware tat uknraians are more asian than Russian lmao
least inane ivan cope

>/pol/phaggots are back at it
Fuck! So tired of this shit mane!

>>1939257
>occupised
okay hivan now move to the drone footage compilation

>>1939263
oh christ not this shit again

>>1939263
im not russian, are you aware that russia is massive and has almost entirely asian sub states in it, that diludes the statistics?
classic reddit brain, posts imgane, doesnt understand any of the context
now do the ethnic russian oblasts only that i talked about north and west of Moscow, you absolute mongrel
theiy are mostly pure Russian
while ukraine is a mixed hell hole from top to bottom, from lwow to donetck

>>1939263
well uralic-finnic isn't really asian and that part is probably why russians have higher iq than ukrainians (finns are highest iq europeans after all)

>seething hohols and nafo/pol/faggots are shitting up the thread
Why now?

>>1939266
/pol/chads rule this site

>>1939279
>/pol/chads

>>1939283
das right!

jame vs boombl4 tomorrow
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2384957/betboom-vs-parivision-9ine-winner-esl-challenger-league-season-50-europe-cup-1

>>1939298
both of these teams ranked higher than vp soon

>>1939274
>>1939294
>walls of cope
assblasted beyond belief
1285 days of 3 day military operation really did a number on your iq, very sad

is the janny sleeping?

>>1939309
first openly gay tier1 pros are 2 russians, by the way >>1939088

>>1939311
>thinking there's active jannies on vm

>>1939283
vidya is political lilbroski

>>1939315
Has anyone ever explained why Danes look so Slavic/russian?
Did the Vikings like their Russian slave girls a little to much?

>>1939326
but they don't

>>1939263
r1b mogs hard here

>>1939315
>>1939326
They both look hella Russian lmao

>>1939326
he looks pretty russian in that picture but danes doesn't usually look russian

>>1939327
>some autistic individuals can have prosopagnosia (face blindness), which is a difficulty recognizing faces more common in autistic people than the general population

bro i got news for you...

>>1939332
go on, show me 1 russian player that doesn't have a scandinavian surname that looks anything like actual danes and not that twink creature

You will be begging for me to start skinposting again...

does anyone wanna play cs

>>1939179
no she's not, some washed clown is begging a powerless organization to do so. the same one that "banned" wonderful and zont1x and it accomplished absolutely nothing, and for what? the most milquetoast comment ever, anyone sane would move if they could, will have stopped reading about that miserable shit ages ago and want it to end

>>1939337
shut up gay nigga

>>1939345
>fag can't stop fagging
just ignore it

Whole Thread Mad )))

>>1939335
S1ren, xanter, magix, chopper, jame,
And yes glave also looks low key slavic

>>1939335
bro is onto something....totally not another russian looking dane here

>>1939352
insane that this got benched

>>1939354
>s1ren
you're calling ME faceblind?

>>1939326
if you learned some history you would know the slavs were just forest vikings

>>1939360
blonde aryan vs swarthoid

>>1939360
bro you pick the one dude that look the least danish kek
they look like twins

compare also xanter with magisk,
xanter look like the child of magisk and magix

>>1939366
you're not fooling anyone, that goblin sloth does not look anything like kristou

do we agree?

>>1939363
i know that, but Scandinavians and Germanics have a hard time to come to terms with that

>>1939374
fatso is wrong, Navi ain't benching /ourfemboy/

>>1939378
okay then

>>1939372
not the hair or demeanor, but the facial features

sure but here have misery, siren looks like i better version of him kek

>>1939359
well he got benched in 2025 after sucking for a long time, not during his fluke year, hope that helps. navi's only mistake was not replacing more players and bringing in a guy who cheated to get where he was

he's just so precious
>ANH0MS

>>1939382
brother photoshop north jerseys on them
do you think anyone wouldn't believe it by glancing at them for a second or two

>>1939393
hes so hecking cute

>>1939397
not really because they all combined get jawmogged by gade and valde alone

>>1939410
give spirit 5-10 more years to reach their age and lets see who looks maxxed more
but its actually hilarious that they also have an asian looking dude, but donk mogs this little dude into ad absurdum

>one of spirit or g2 has to be eliminated
>meanwhile on of m80 or fnatic will go through
fuck this dogshit

>>1939088
i doubt monesy has been straight from the beginning. i don't think he was even hurt when his gf cheated on him but he cried when niko left g2 and got emotional when they reminded him of niko at hltv awards. also their behavior is strange, they hug from behind, whisper to each others ear, they kiss sometimes, he lets niko caress his head too, and now he is passing the homo vibes to kyousuke.

>>1939417
M80 more than deserve to go through after disbanding VP and straining NaVi to do the same
fnatic are super flukers though, I agree, CYPHER doing his best ropz impression with this lifetournament

>>1939417
ya seethe big org cocksucker

>>1939419
>>1939420
fnatic and m80 sucks
fluking a win vs t2 n0vi doesnt mean shit

>>1939423
So you just want to cry, I got it

>>1939423
ya seethe

Unfortunately G2 cannot win against sp0r0t with sunpay0s.

who we gots?

>>1939458
vita
m80
furia
parivision
g2

>>1939418
>me and you
you and me

https://x.com/PimpCS2/status/1962082255192383586
poles live rent free in his head

>>1939458
vita
matey
mouz
spirit

>>1939475
to be fair, imagine 2024 g2 but -snax +heavygod (hunter igl)
would've been the best team of 2025

>>1939475
faggot on the loose (again)

>>1939475
lol

>>1939458
seeding matches are sorta boring but I still wanna see vitality and mouz lose them, other than that I want blamef and krimz back in a t1 lan and I think either spirit or g2 winning is fine, spirit has much bigger chance of stopping vita/mouz but hunter going full on rape mode against donk like back in 2024 would be funny too

>>1939484
the toilet cleaners are right
sn0x was garbage
falc0ns is garbage
n0vi is garbage

Fazebros how are we feeling

>>1939491
f0ze loses and then loses again to spirit in front of a crowd

Poles are like indians when it comes to cs

>>1939458
great match-ups for an online qualifier tournament honestly
whoever / fnatic / Furia / G2

>>1939484
I hate polish cancer so fucking much, I wish all poles go extinct from cs scene, I pray on downfall of each single polack on the scene
NEVER FORGET

>>1939566
fak

>>1939417
>>1939423
retard

>>1939417
Spirit should've won if they're so good.

>>1939172
don't ever let me catch you lackin fatty

>>1939159
Why would they move to EU when they're basically guaranteed a spot at the major every time?

>>1939689
bc they're dogshit

>>1939694
Nigga who fucking cares as long as they get the bag

>>1939458
FaZe
M80
The Professor
HeavyGOAT and his buddies

>>1939159
>>1939694
no need for anything so drastic it's not like they have aspirations of winning t1 trophies, they got space to cheat in 1 more cracked young eu player while remaining au vrs, either for nettik or vexite I don't know who is worse, if they aren't halfway decent after that then try out dexter for ins or just ins off igl and someone else taking on the mantle

>>1939753
who

>>1939724
According to VRS they can even get a decent NA player, kind of like what PUSA are doing right now.

>>1939766
you mean instead of an eu one or in addition to it? I suppose you refer to elige if it's the first, but I think they changed it so 2 2 1 defaults to being the strongest region, eu in this case, unless the 1 is a south african then he'd count as the 3rd of the weaker region

>>1939776
Ah yes my bad I forgot the South African thing. Yeah they can still get 1 more EU rifler.

kwab carson dipped on nrg for the grandfinals

Huh, Liquid are 26th and below FlyQuest according to Valve.
Should've stayed NA.

>>1939796
daps bros we rise

will i get banned for using the teleport exploit? shit looks fun as fuck

>>1939818
Probably

CAM ON BLUECHUDS

>>1939857
but fps_max 64 is legit?

IMAGINE PLAYING 6V5 AND LOSING

>>1939891
they dropped that team, these are just run of the mill shitters

>ddos's are running rampant in na online rn
>apparently its because the dust2.us cup used the inui client which leaked player's IPs somehow
my scene...

grim

What are the implications if Faze win?

>>1940002
vitality won't just be washed, they'll be line-dried, ironed, folded, and put in storage for the winter

>>1940002
if f0ze wins, the t3 fraud they recently hired will stay on the team longer, which is good since everyone except reddit wants total f0ze death (TFD)

>>1940021
you're trying too hard

>>1940050
just facts lil bro

remember dis nigga?

>>1939818
qrd?

>>1939894
why wouldn't it be? 64 fps is a massive gimp

GM Broskiies!

>>1940212
whos the skirt in the middle

Astralis confirm Magisk return

holy kekarooney

Magisk_Boy Bros WW@???????

>>1940333
charls could be a hltv top 20 player if he wanted

>>1940324
>>1940326
We are SO back Astralisbros!

idgi
is this a temporary thing? like a stand-in of some sorts until stavn sorts out whatever is holding him back irl? or a proper benching?
why are they so retarded about it

>>1940343
This. FaZe Chuck We Will Be There...

>>1940352
Not a real benching because they're not trying to sell him

>>1940357
theres a stream clip of him talking about playing wingman on lake and how he was hitting shots that made pros look like noobs or something, made me laugh but i cant find it

magisk is good.
falcons are clearly worse without him despite picking up donk 2.0 as his replacement.

Fazebros how are we feeling?

>>1940374
Us f0ze trannies boutta be raped

>>1940363
>he was hitting shots that made pros look like noobs
Ahahah lol

kick karrigan and I can think about rooting for f0ze again

okay but why did v0tality fall off after austin?

>>1940408
rimjob girl got fired

Weird as fuck. The entire scene is bought behind the scenes. Faze's turn to be #1 now.

>>1940415
v0tality aren't even top 5 right now, winning against them is a good sign but not a guarantee of anything

every half time the casters are getting hot mic'd wtf are the production team doin mane

>clankers are back
Good job twitch.

Dogzen so bad

faze is getting raped...

>>1940475
they are used to it
midcobbb is just another poolack paycheck stealer after all

13-11 inc

>>1940488
OT CLAN

>broky is back
Goatbros...Were they correct not signing da goat up?

Why is broky better than "goat"?

why do they wear the noise cancelling headphones at home?

KINO CLAN!!!!

FAZE CLAN NIGGGAAAAAAAASSSS

>>1940493
Not be annoyed by sound from neighbors maybe

>>1940499
what kind of ghettos do these niggas live in

Vitality will bring two comfort girls next

trash game idiots just running around

bro pls finish this i need to go on the shitter

>>1940510
same kek

so close

>>1940510
Take your phone and watch the game on the shitter.

>>1940510
Just go on the street that's what I do.

this faze game is everything that was missing with elige

Fact: zywoo has never been as good as peak broky

sit down bitch

>running
>crosshair no where near him
ty valve

>aim way off
>hit because of running inaccuracy

>1999+26
>still don't know how to run and gun in cs

GOD I'VE MISSED THIS TEAM
welcome, jcobbb. As long as you don't fuck up too much you're welcome to stay

>>1940537
>welcome, jcobbb. As long as you don't fuck up too much you're welcome to stay
When broky and frozen are playing like this it literally doesn't matter.

Washed

Karrygun 4 v 6 masterclass

elige is definitely better than jcobb but faze as a team are better without elige. wtf was elige doing to frozen and broky lmao

>>1940545
>>1940546
>>1940547
don't get too uppity now it's just the honeymoon period

>>1940551
>pimp's distant relative

GOATKY>>>>ZYPOO

broky when it's a meaningless online game:

>>1940544
so what?
if his presence (or rather, the lack of certain other presences) is enough to bring this out, he can stay for as long as it works

Based zywoo exposing donk with the help of the freshly implemented 3.0.

why is freya so fkn skinny man....

why are map stats usually instantly up and other times it takes forever? is ner0 forced to manually adjust zywoo's round swing first?

>>1940558
she only eats cum

Yikes

FaZe is winning Budapest

>>1940566
This but navi

>mologoat is catching up to the goat of all goats
zyBros?

>>1940573
I dunno how anyone can like this annoying pimplefaced fag

m80 would've won that 13-5

>>1940575
monitor on buddy

>0.5 KD
KWAB

imagine losing to midky
#1 player my ass

>>1940573
>zywoo's performance is on par with sunpayus
Grim, although sunpayus farmed the lower bracket yesterday.

elige even managed to ruin karrigan
he's actually making good calls again

>>1940592
>chokes 8 rounds in a row

>>1940593
stop using words you don't know the meaning of

Vitality are throwing this just so that zywoo could farm spirit, humble donk and bring his overall rating down

>>1940597
Spirit are not beating G2, little bro

>maybe they'll shoot each other
not a bad call from the giga brain

These uncs on faze can’t frag

fr ong

6 on T in the first half is kind of joever. We're going map 3.

1

GODZ

holy shit ropz

godz

Botwoo so carried by ropz

this is cringe in a bad way....

r0pz tw0stzz and br0ky were "faze magic"

Freya said she loves me

This match is fun.

I want to pot my noodle inside Freya

>>1940631
as a friend.....

she's donk only

yeah get rid of karrigan all this nigga does is pray

broky and frozen best relationship

LETS GO FAZE CLAN
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
LETS GO FAZE CLAN
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

>>1940644
*plap plap plapplapplap*

>>1940645
HOT!

karrigan 1-13 my carried GOAT

>>1940650
>pitta

Hey chatgpt generate a sultry image depicting team vitality getting plapped by faze clan.

botky looking at nothing

>>1940581
>0.5 KD

>>1940661
Unc wat doink?

>call two close games against vitality with a new guy you picked up from tier3
>people complain about your fragging

>>1940666
yeah dude im sure faze is almost winning this because of karrigan and not frozen

>>1940667
>yeah but frozen does his job so it doesn't count

>>1940666
It's not like decent calling should prevent you from getting frags every now and then.

retards will see this and think the igl is the reason why theyre playing out of their minds

ZywOo looks a lot more inconsistent lately. Pretty common to see him with stinker games for his calibre.

This would be a stomp if karrigan wasn't 2-17

I keep hearing Jkaem.

>>1940666
and when >>1940671 aren't fragging? then what?

>>1940672
poor air quality in london

zypoop ghosting again, donk would have 30 kolls

thanks valve...

>>1940677
we've already seen what happens
karrigan starts to make shit calls but end at the top of the scoreboard for faze
they lose those

how will the vitality discord defend this DISASTER performance from zywoo.....

Doesn't matter. They qualified days ago. They'll just rape G2/Spirit in playoffs.

broky's a monster today

vitality is over
even tier3 can beat them now

>>1940681
For months f0ze have been losing with karrib0t mostly bottom fragging. He's unequivocally the problem but he's going to weasel his way into 6 more months with this honeymoon performance of this roster.

>>1940687
still trying too hard

>>1940689
shut it unc

> get a kill
> your team still loses
?

>apex got countered by the same molly he threw to smoke 2 faze players on site out
Kino

OH NO NO NO FAZEKEKS

Elige had that

now they can close a round, typical

if i hear my 5-19 nigger of a teammate say that the match is exciting im killing him

Twistzz igl faze would be #1

>>1940706
kek

so fucking close

this shit just won't end

>>1940707
holy delusion

ZypOo hello?

>>1940714
please understand the poor air quality

>>1940712
I love it

Zypooo fucking retire NOW

zycrap hit a awp shot challenge

jcoob let it be known that I never doubted you.

If broky is bad in playoffs then he cheated

>>1940707
#trvke

double OT please faze
I want you to win, but come on

rain...

19-17

OH NO NO NO

I really hate how popular 6 team playoffs have become.

>>1940724
thanks!
can we make it triple?

karrigan why did you bait our retard like that man wtf.

Apologize

jcobzen time?

Insane FaZe round

God I love Faze.
You never know what's gonna happen.

3v5 btw

Wow Pole almost threw

KINOOOOOO
reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpkUynC0V-k

guys I can't watch the game atm, but why is Zywoo not playing? Is he sick or something?
Kinda weird that they'd get a stand-in who uses the same nickname as him tho.

NO WAY LOOOOL

HAHAHAHAHHAHAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHHAHAHAHA

kek!

lad wtf

Yep

frozen...

lololol

MEZII MEZII MEZII

EVEN WHEN FAZE LOSE IT'S KINO

No....

kek

This is why FaZe is the best team to watch. You never know what kind of craziness and unforgettable moments you'll get.

NEO with the zoomer hair is so wrong.

Uhm...

>>1940767
thats a very catchy song

cheater bros?

it's over

ok zywoo what was that toggle on the guy behind box. wh confirmed

I fucking love him so much.

Losing this series will break broky's head again.

It's over. Nigger 20 adr karrigan threw it.

vitality is going to DOMINATE on inferno

Ain't no way they're losing nuke and subsequently inferno because of frozen's descent from heaven.

ZyWoo caught with cheats
it's over

Zywoo's adr is closer to a literal danish dinosaur than it is to his own igl.

>>1940791
he downloaded those anti-cheats from that youtube guy, it's over for botwoo

13-2 for Vitality on Inferno
Zywoo 2.42 rating

Today I will remind them...

>>1940797
This but forsen.

There is definitely a few people using cheats on the server rn tho

kek what an anticlimatic ending to this map
frozen slipping from heaven was funny tho

finally i can goon

expected
take away game momentum with a long TTO = faze loses

>>1940804
>not gooning to faze kino
you need to get your priorities straight

>karrigan vs apex inferno
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>1940809
>MP9 vs MAG7
Hmmmmm...

>Perfecto is the new VP IGL
can someone just take this team behind the barn and shoot it?

Oof

>>1940815
Zywoo is the new IGL. Trust the plan.

>>1940815
Broky fell off in ot

>>1940812
they're so dumb, this means no jame time, that's the easiest and most obvious fix and perfecto is clearly the weakest link, even icy is better at his role than him

>>1940815
do you think rating 3.0 accounts for frozen's play in the 3v1?

>>1940819
Frozen fell harder.

>>1940815
Apex doesn't swing.

>>1940821
yeah round swing punishes dying in advantageous positions hard, too hard really, and that makes up a huge portion of your rating

>>1940821
Probably. That's what the swing is for I think.

>>1940831
No, it punishes you for dying in even positions the most. And the fewer players the more you get punished. Dying when it's 5v1 barely punishes at all.

can tournament organizers ban Freya from using words like "edging" on the desk? I can barely contain myself

Frozen cratering was a huge mistake... the team morale damage would have me on tilt desu

>>1940839
well in this specific scenario it's not gonna be the worst but in general it's true, for instance blitz would not get punished harshly for losing the infamous 1v3 if he died to the first guy, but after killing 2 and planting he lost a huge amount of round swing despite having like 10 hp left and cts having all the info because round swing doesn't look at those factors only that it's technically a 68% win percentage situation for ts in the 1v1

Oh no, not the FaZe B defense...

>>1940839
Not true if it's a lost round, the sooner you die in a lost round the more you lose

>>1940847
I think he only lost compared to winning. Because when you first gain swing then lose but in the end not such a big minus.

>>1940857
that's how it should work but it doesn't, it's borked, he lost 0.17 map rating from that last 1v1 alone and mezii gained the same amount

>>1940861
I'm not sure, I think Nero just doesn't even understand it himself.

>karrizen on B
>1 kill
>karrizen on A
>saved the round
Yo, get their ass off that bombsite man.

Oh shit they actually heard me.

lmao sit down faze

What he thinkin right now?

>>1940881
>can't believe s1mple didn't go to my birthday party

>>1940881
>fr?

>>1940881
ts not bussin fr fr no cap on god

>unc v unc
GOOD ONE LMAO

is this elimination

>>1940906
No.

>>1940906
meaningless seeding matches

f0ze magic

Why does Zywoo have two PCs in the same room?

>>1940912
One for him and the other for the wifey to play with him of course.

https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3054722/its-so-hard-for-us-women
Let's discuss this.

>>1940914
>discuss obvious bait
no

>>1940914
good, women shouldnt invade every single man space and make them worse

damn, faze got raped hard

>>1940912
cheats run off a 2nd pc thats how the good ones work

KWAB

>>1940881
>i have no idea what i'm doing

>>1939326
late to the party, but on average, they only look similar-ish due to fair skin, actual phenotypes (east europid and nordid) are very clearly different

oh no no no

>meaningless online pracc
>broky and frozen lifegaming
>zywoo playing like shit
AND FAZE STILL LOST

LMAOOOOOOOOO
NIGGAS REALLY DOUBTED VIDEITY

The series all came down to those 1v3s from ropz and mezii

>>1940950
don't forget faze won 4 pistols in first 2 maps

jkwab

Swisher or blamef?

frozen suicide was the buck breaking point, quite sadly baitzen and midky are still trash and will be raped by spirit quickly

Ahem...

>>1940965
Would've been ez with godlige or twistzz

>>1940965
Spirit vibes off of Faze's stats.

>>1940556
>yeah frozen will just pop off every game, the team spirit will carry karrigan going 13-28, 8-28, and 5-13

>>1940965
-karrigan
+elige (igl)

>vpp promotion
No one wants to sign with them kek

>>1940965
Bring in fragging IGL Twistzz and move karrigan to coach

>>1940965
>26-69
>40 adr
>-8.5 round swing, about 50% more than frozen and broky combined
shocking

>>1940988
more like move karrigan to the gym. nigga looks like a fucking pufferfish

faze need to teach the kid some flashes, worst success rate of the event by far

>>1940996
hippo hooves tapped out this post

>Falcons and Astralis at Fissure
>Magisk back on Astralis
Please gods, make it happen.

>>1940996
it's way more criminal for support players and especially igls like fear to be so bad at it

>>1940997
how is a post pointing out the current faillings of faze's leadership to get the kid up speed on pro flashes in any way defending karrigan?

>>1940999
Maybe broky wanted to play that round with a deag.

>>1940999
>ak? Gimze dat

>>1941000
yeah you really want your igl to be throwing flashes that get assists

flash stats are weird to look at though, like jcobbb (presumably) is getting flashes thrown for him to entry with, which is why his thrown number is low. cypher too

Is HexT one of the smartest cs2 players?
It feels like every game I see him reading top players like books.

>>1940991
He as unfortunate jawline, It wouldn’t help that much.

unironically
-karrigan
+snax

holy BVLL

>>1941049
t00ro will rape botality

He would've defused it if he had a kit.

This was ~one month ago.

>fnatic v matey
>mouz v furia
extremely low levels of excitement after those mirage and nuke bangers
I guess it's up to g2 whether everything following faze v vitality will just be a completely uninteresting letdown

why is he like this

>>1941076
He is really so bad
4:1 anti eco he goes aggro and dies to the only Ak
One round he sold fear by "holding" red room from literal spawn

>change crosshair to a dot
>point dot at the head
>click
>nothing happens
fuck me in the ass I guess
why do I even bother aiming
just go smg and spray and pray

it was meant to start now
stop fucking delaying games, it cant be that hard

>>1941084
Turn on follow recoil
All cracked out zoomers in the next few years that start with cs2 will be follow recoil users

>>1941091
retard

>>1941096
rolling starts =/= game #1 is followed by 90 minutes of fucking nothing before game #2

>>1941093
really? i watched a retard with that option miss every single shot and clowned on him, it looks awful

>>1941109
cypher no lifegame = fn0tic get raped
who would've thought

>>1941104
Biggest problem is internalizing that it is exactly what it says it is, it FOLLOWS the recoil so it’s always behind your actual spray instead of recoil prediction
There are a couple ways you can make it better to use too, either with a simple toggle or that m2 hold to toggle alias, but that requires new muscle memory which might be hard for the uncs

Benjamin fucking Bremer

matey back to being NA's last hope?

>>1941195
that will be liquid once they -nertz +godlige

>>1941194
That's true, since M80 is Tier 1.

s1n has such a goofy expressive face lol

>>1941197
I don't think kicking nertz is gonna fix that shitshow
and adding elige is just gonna make twistzz leave (for good reason)

spirit vs g2 won't happen until midnight at this rate

>>1941209
good
more cs2 kino to enjoy

>>1941209
get a nap during pooria vs lmaouz, the most boring matchup in history

save blamef

>baiter baiter baiter!
>entries and completely fucks the other team with no help
>silence

was that knife pull really necessary?

na is... GOOD???

>got fucked by brandishing his knife for no reason
This should be included in overall stats.

>>1941215
baitf when opponent shoots back:

>>1941221
nvm i was watching delayed stream

>>1941222
magog before 2024
>these retarded players should get lowered salary for pulling out knives and dying needlessly
magog after 2024
>stats should take this into consideration

this game is exciting and all but it's time for some higher quality gameplay https://www.twitch.tv/kyousuke999

M80 SISTERS

>>1941230
>stats should take this into consideration
Yeah so that it's easier to check whose salaries to cut.

EU so bad
NA so back

LET'S FUCKING GO

>>1941234
not saving anything, hltv statsfag

blameF biggest fears:
opponents shooting back
opponents refusing to get baited
roids price increase

>>1941234
sneeded on that guy

>100 ADR
>negative round swing
hopefully fnatic kick this faggot soon

>>1941194
M80 is tier one

>>1941249
and get another ukie who bots out worse than krimz?

>>1941251
no, get someone who makes impact on the server

Maui’s not gonna forgive that one.

>>1941252
I swear you statsniggers don't even watch the games

>>1941254
I do, and baitF had impact in 2 rounds, both against opponents caught off-guard

time for the professor to put the trash where it belongs

mouz has no chance against the new goat molodoy

I said it was pointless to watch any m80 match but I have to eat my words, they've leveled up and it's not even thanks to their imports but in spite of them

When was the last time a German player attended a Tier-1 CS event (as a player).

>>1941260
iem cologne

my moussies playing soon :)

MOLOGOAT

>>1941255
>drags his shitter teammates kicking and screaming in to OT
>h-he only had impact on 2 rounds!
And the ukranian shitters had impact on every round by throwing worse than geriatric krimz

poor blameF, the most oppressed pro in history, he has such good stats but literally nobody wants him and players laugh at him during the game... oh why, oh why nobody likes him... he deserves a 3rd chance for real this time... he changed so much, his entrying stat changed from 8/100 in 2023 to 23/100 in 2025, he's like a new player now... another victim of community scrutiny like GOAT IGL Snax...

>>1941262
What year was that?

>>1941269
2025

yuroshitter jamefag m80h8r, come APOLOGIZE

That's the professeur's genius brain

>>1941275
we jamebros are currently hating on fnatic for shooting up into top 20 and potentially scamming a major spot

>>1941231
Ok he's pretty good

>>1941257
>>1941258
>>1941264
don't get too uppity monkeys and toilet cleaners

>>1941215
all dem stats, all dem openings, all dem kills, still not a winning player

isn't it weird how I can vividly remember hext's play vs VP, but can't remember a single mouz highlight from 2025? hell even 2024...

>>1941284
forgot to mention I'm trans btw

>>1941285
go on, name something

Mouz highlight

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JGuHCLi2OB8

Mouz haters were dropped on their heads, maybe that's why they have selective memory loss.

>>1941284
>mouz trannies literally cannot remember their own team's plays
baka my head

>>1941284
no. hext has momaura, mouz are boring literal whos

>>1941284
not weird at all

>>1941290
oh it's that game where zont1x had an insane clutch 1v2, right?

Timing'd so hard

kek mouz haters (pussies) are so pathetic

>>1941290
wow biggest mouz highlight is the ex vitality jew deadweight killing magixx and zont1x

>>1941290
>17 views
...

>>1941289
The 16-14 one against spirit on nuke. Don't remember all details but it had torzsi in it.

>>1941299
>Don't remember
don't worry, nobody does

>>1941298
this whole time mouz "fandom" has been a psyop to get indian content farms rage click ad revenue

>>1941297
By that insane nigger faggot logic, all Ropz, Niko, Frozen highlights belong to Mouz. Fucking retard.
>>1941298
All me nigga I watched them from my 17 accounts.

pussies can mouth off all they like but they're gonna get gaped as usual

>>1941304
>>1941307
samefag

>>1941308
Yes it's literally me congrats budget sherlock

>>1941308
>17:00:55
>17:01:56
he's got the rage responses queued up on autopost

>>1941304
ropz, niko and frozen have real highlights buddy.
mouz most memorable highlight is getting 1v2 by godnesy at ewc, map ancient, round 11

>>1941317
literally don't remember

fuaaaaaark

I remember a mouz highlight
jimi 1v5 vs vitality on dust2
but I remember it due to the absolute lack of reaction from anyone in the team on that moment that would have players with aura like m0nesy, niko, emiliaqaq, apex, hext literally tearing their pants off and doing a helicopter with their dick live in front of thousands

baseg clutch

>>1941317
>ewc
let's not go crazy here, mouz and ewc are equally auraless

BASED BASED BASED

Bro, how the fuck this FalleN find this kid.

mousies :(

A clutch so good molody was jerking himself off

why is torzsi playing in a dark room

ANOTHER HIGHLIGHT IN THE MOUZ BAG

Molodoy > monesy

that devve's deagle quad is still so sexy lol

csgo was so fucking ugly

>>1941279
Why does he bake the semen?

>>1941275
look above you bro, still not a jame fan by the way I'm a falconschad that will cheer for anyone but vitality, navi, mouz or dogs, m80 stopped being dogs yesterday when they put down navi
>>1941259

>>1941338
>furia fan is a tranime lover
shocking

BRUHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>1941346
imagine having this guy and his mother tied to a chair in your basement

>>1941346
aren't you supporting the first ever male-to-female tier1 pro?

>>1941350
would you fuck a son in front of his mother?

>>1941345
>falconschad
>falcons
>chad

>>1941346
anime website
anime board
anime general
anime game

>>1941351
>t.

mouze getting raped

>>1941358
>anime game
you're thinking of valorant lil blud

>>1941358
fagime lover kys

>>1941359
look at that juicy curve on those estrotittes, fuaaaark

molodoy is so fucking goated
it makes me wonder how kino it would be if prime s1mple joined SK back then

>>1941345
>falconschad

>>1941346
how new
the furia fag posts anime shit every time they win or lose

>>1941356
yes, they have the most based players that is all that matters to me

>>1941364
>>1941365
this fag has herpes on his face from sucking cocks all day

>>1941345
>I'm a falconschad
>>>>>>>>>

>>1941370
and he'll still never be as gay as you, faggot

>they have the most based players
>a legendary choker
>a literal cuck
>an autist or gay dude

>>1941368
Yes fellow falconschad they're just too based inshallah

>>1941365
probably would've gotten pissed off at baitzera

>>1941375
don't get uppity, we hate both of you

>>1941376
falcons will never live this down kek

mouztard getting nervous

>>1941389
Doesn't matter if they lose Inferno they'll rape on Mirage and Nuke.

Sorry but JEWZ SPORTS is not winning TS

FURIA winning the next major would be gigabased. I hope they keep getting better and better.

>>1941395
Passion, this nigga is winning Budapest without a doubt.

https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3054793/asmongold-about-ohnepixel
>take an out of context clip
>use it to bait people
>it actually just works

mouz aren't big enough to have haters

>>1941403
one mentally ill pajeet itt creates those haters with his low iq spergouts

>>1941394
>>1941396
NAVI is winning it

>>1941406
i would believe it if they got an anchor/lurker during the summer as they planned

>>1941405
>A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.

>>1941409
r/inspirationalquotesindia

>>1941411
go back

>>1941406
Haha yeah bro, I also hope my team wins it against all odds too (FaZe). Good luck to you.

>>1941412
r/india_irl

It's like he gets shorter as time goes on.

>be a jew
>have a massive lefraud nigger poster on your wall
classic

FULL TILT

>>1941430
you think jordan is white, or what?

>>1941361
>>1941362
Aug Akiba
M4 temukau

mouz are getting wholly raped by fvria

>>1941435
>le groidball dialectic
I guess you can't expect any more from somebody who watches that crap

Furia isn't good lol. They lost 2x to saw on lan.

why are they saying "espuu"
its "espoo"

13-1

>Liquid beats Furia
>Furia beats Spirit and Mouz
Makes sense

>>1941439
are you retarded
why would you call him "lefraud" if you don't care about the sport. it's like calling someone s0mple or baitf

>>1941440
do you remember the kind of shitters who were hitting #1 during online era? online cs is fraudulent. However, I think this is more of an exposee on how the scene was just total dogshit for the first half of 2025.

uhhhh moussies what's going on

>>1941451
7-5 first half
mous wins pistol
7-8

its fine

jame lose

>>1941448
I'm not that guy pal. Being a sports fan (even cs) is lame enough but having a poster of some groidballer in your room as a grown man is pure mental illness.

HOLY

Brazilian rape

>>1941455
Betboom is a top 10 team now

Why is chat spamming the gay Monesy/Niko pasta during a match they aren't even playing in?

>>1941465
CS2 is actually only played by gays and girls.

wow... just wow

this fag mologay pmo

molodoy-sama have mercy on them.

YEKI chokes a game-winning kill but luckily molodoy's on the scene

i dislike that fat ginger fag intensly

>>1941468
unfortunately I think this is the case. I played csgo solo queue for a lot of its lifespan and you never really heard any down-low conversation or weird tranimes and furries.

now trying to get into cs2 every second game I have zoomzooms doing post-meta-ironic faggotry, unironic "femboys" and full stacks of homosexual furry degenerates. like this new gen can't even communicate without it being through the vehicle of homosexual innuendo.

hmm
kick karrigan already

>>1941465
Because it’s funny.

it's over

>>1941489
And then WHO the fuck is going to call?

shitkindar almost sold another game

Sp0nx so mid

>>1941492
sdy

>>1941492
Twistzz

>>1941492
nobody
we're in no igl meta right now anyway

go 3rd map
we need more cs2 kino

>botality, ratsports, sp0r0t...
falcons the only good team rn

Bait used to be believable.

>>1941484
>Chuddy unc seethe

kekindar is so fucking bad

shitkindar is still a horrible player

why force???

Yekindar too busy interpreting for molodoy please understand

It's up:https://youtu.be/xLh1tlOhdHQ

molodoink

nobody plays time anymore, everyone tries to peek unpredictably but it's so normal at this point that it'd be more optimal and less predictable to just play time

another round sold by shitkindar

>>1941492
snax

PRESENTE

Boomer FalleN still got it

Presente.

I think cs2 would be a better esport if awps were removed from the game

>>1941544
tab back in, xertion

raped by a kazakh cock

Mouzitzah B'peh bros...

EU IS GONE

Furia will suck on lan without a coach being able to call during games

my moussies :(

torshit

too ez

based

>>1941561
He's been around as long as karrigan while playing better individually and making good calls