Thread 1971351

#FalconsAreHere

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>Previous Thread
>>1965309

t3s3s NEEDS to go we need more 'irepower and superstardom!!!

karrigan fat overrated trash

When does zonic get beheaded btw?

Another horrible thread from the "general" attention-whore

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA N0K0 DOGSHIT FAILKEKS

'za

Why do fags spam images so they can make new threads?

>>1971351 (OP)
>best player on the map
>12-11
>takes a duel against Fallen that he didn't need to and Falcons lose the round from a favored position
>mentally crumbles, only 1 kill in overtime, lose 12-16
you cannot be a bigger choker than Niko

>>1971366
>drinking alone
You are better than that, anon.

FALCTARDS BTFO

>>1971368
To see posts like yours. Best way to deal with these worms is to either start making the threads or just ignore.

>mongolz in the finals
And just like that any enjoyment is gone. They don't have any stories, they don't have any emotions, it's just 5 fucking NPCs out of the game and in game with non-existent fans
The most they got is "waow look many people watch them!!!" ad nauseam, posted every single time they're in a semi-final or in the finals, they now don't even have "waow look asia cs or something" since Tyloo and LVG are attending tournaments as well
MOUZ vs MongolZ finals, if they ever happen, will break the record for the lowest viewership of a tier-1 tournament (official EN livestram)

niggas really think losing to the professor train masterclass is something to be ashamed or mocked for

>>1971369
>taps you across the map

>>1971376
Falcoons and their 'fans' should always be mocked.

>>1971368
4chan is a simple image-based bulletin board where anyone can post comments and share images anonymously.

>>1971368
sybau

>>1971376
that defeat will be 1billion dollars plus tip

>>1971370
I'm drinking with him.

All the tards who were sucking off kyousuke as the next coming of christ and the guy who'd make donk look like a tier3 player should get IP range banned on every single platform they posted on.
Farming stats against shitters, barely even capable of carrying his team to a grand final, still struggling against opponent of the same level like Furia.
donk came in, made the game his fucking bitch alone in his very first event, cemen_baking cannot beat aurora with monesy and Niko.

>>1971380
>>1971381
Why are you insecure?

>22-21 K/D
>85.3 ADR
>+0.85% swing
>1.35
i remember when 1.20 was considered unbelievably good

>>1971389
Why are you a bitch?

>>1971380
>>1971390
good posts

>>1971391
>>1971394
Insecure people shouldn't post here.

>>1971396
Bitch made niggas shouldn't post here.

>>1971397
So why are you posting?

niggas mad at pictures lmao

>>1971398
>n-no u
Lil' bitch...

>>1971390
Even hltv rating got hit by hyperinflation

>>1971404
Onliner

>>1971401
>>1971402
>stutter posting
insecure

>>1971381
>>1971391
you should kill yourself desu

KWAB

>>1971407
>still whining
bitch
>>1971409
you should stop being a bitch

>>1971403
this is another thing ner0 doesn't understand (apart from probability and statistics) - previous rating was useful for the community because it was pretty stable, and its weaknesses were well known, so you could see obvious examples of inflated rating in players like blameF who was like 1.20 but never that good, and everyone knew that. this new system is fucking random.

>>1971412
you can stop being a bitch and everything else

>>1971412
>>1971414
Insecurity like this is ugly

is hating on images tuff gng?

>>1971416
the only bitch nigga here is (You), bitch nigga
quit your whining and watch this game with us
>>1971418
Not as ugly as your ugly mug, bitch boy

>>1971380
+1 image and n0k0 will never win a major btw

it's over. falcons suck at nuke.

>>1971420
two ass teams, shan't be watching

good guys winning

>>1971410
why was he looking there?

>>1971424
you're missing out

>>1971420
>ur ugleh
insecure

>>1971423
>at nuke

>>1971428
>still going
bitch

>>1971432
You are still going yes because you're insecure and need the last word.

>>1971437
You are still going yes because you're a bitch who doesn't know when to quit.

>>1971438
See
>>1971437

>>1971440
See
>>1971438

You may now have the last word at my command, pet.

>he gave up
KEK
This is what happens when you're a bitch, folks

>2 posts about the match going on right now
Holy shit what a fucking insufferable faggot.

so many baddies damn

>>1971444
Trips of truth, too
All you had to do was shut your ass up, but nah nigga you had to go there and complain
Kek What A Bitch

FALCON NEED S1MPLE (RIFLE) AND GOAT IGL (SNAX)

>>1971447
i think a lot of these are russians
CS (at least as an esport) is not that popular in Serbia

>>1971452
there's at least 100k russians in belgrade and no visas needed to travel there. so yeah.
but probably quite a bit of serbs too. especially with niko.

>>1971444
>>1971449
Insecure posters seethe when not given attention

>>1971458
You still wanna go, bitch? Can't handle the L?

Falcons jersey is kinda cool

>>1971366
based

I won

>>1971460
You're so desperate for approval.

>>1971467
You're so desperate to see me stop, yet it's not happening, bitch boy.

i suspect that this nigga is talking to himself, there is no way another nigga would engage in a discussion like that

>winning because of pistols
yawn

>>1971471
So why are you so insecure and desperate for attention? Is it your precious Falcons losing?

>>1971476
So why are you such a bitch and desperate to not take another L?

holy KWABcons
these niggas are certified /weakmind/ team

>>1971480
why are you spamming like a retard?

they deserve to lose now for forcing when map down

>>1971482
why are you crying like a bitch, bitch?

>>1971482
Insecurity and need for attention.

UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT UNC STILL GOT IT

>>1971484
just wondering why you're fucking spamming

OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>1971489
Only fighting because this lil bitch made bitch ass bitch nigga >>1971486 couldn't hold the L

PROFESSEUR

>>1971493
Somebody sure is cwanky and insecure.

honestly it's all on monesy
he fucking sucks

>>1971488
>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO RETIRE AT 30 GIVE UP ITS SO HARD ONLY LIL ZOOMIES CAN POINT AND HOLD MOUSE 1 WHILE PULLING DOWN
based professor

>>1971497
Somebody sure is a bitch who can't handle an L.

dogshit thread
dogshit 90 posts
dogshit tournament
EPL can't come soon enough

>>1971502
>still seething falcons are losing

>>1971504
>still crying like a bitch

just one (1) more superstar bro

who cares we're winning epl

>>1971505
shut the fuck up already, holy shit you're obnoxious

>>1971510
Not my fault lil bitch boy can't hold an L
He fled but when I mocked his bitch ass he came crawling back to save face, kek. Nobody's buying his bitch ass attempts

>>1971505
>trust me bro just one more roster change then my insecurity will go away

molodoy must be the most pampered player in existance
gets awp dropped all the time

>>1971512
you're the most retarded nigger itt, seriously, the most easily baited low IQ gorilla that shat up this thread by itself

>>1971512
>insecure poster desperate for attention keeps desperately trying to win
Sounds like Falcons to me.

>>1971513
>trust me bro just one W then my bitchness will go away
>>1971516
nigga shut your bitch ass up too before I go in on your crybaby bitch made bitch ass
>>1971517
>bitch made poster desperate for a W keeps crying
Sounds like a bitch to me.

>>1971519
>falcon fans are insecure

>>1971522
>bitch is a bitch

did falcons hire fans again?

tfw no loli superfan

niko literally just missed 8 bullets

NICE N0K0 LETS GOOOOOO

>n0ko
pffffffffff

>>1971524
not sure, but they should probably hire better players

NIKO 0 DMG ON THAT SPRAY HAHAHAHAHAGA FUCKING BOT

>>1971523
That's what falcon fans are yeah

>>1971533
>no u yet again
Only a bitch could act like such a bitch

.......................

>>1971535
So Niko why are you so insecure?

>>1971539
So bitch are you such a bitch?

fallen please don't fumble this

kino match

>>1971537
another hoe wholl just cheat on him

>>1971541
Notice you were too scared to answer my question.

holy shit niko sucks

>anders on mic
>fallen reaching grand final
unc bros we are SO back

CINEMA N0K0 0MAJOR SPRAY

NIKO SPECIAL

>>1971550
Notice you were too scared to answer my question, bitch.

too ez

>crowd dead silent
dont be like that

3-0 finals
furia isn't even good, falcons was just bad

>>1971537
what does clap clap mean? and why was she cbing for two hours?

>>1971556
>still didn't

>based fallen humbling sandniggers bitches
What a time to be alive

so far this falcons only beat tier3 teams

only good guys in the grand final at least.

>>1971564
>still didn't

Superstar status??????

>>1971565
absolutely based

make n0k0 the igl so they can kick teses and sign donk

lol crowd is cucked hard. Imagine not chanting fallen

>>1971569
So how does it feel to lose to Fallen after spending several hundred million?

>there are people out there who don't rate fallen
>there are people out there who rate biguzera instead

>>1971577
furia has spent more money

>>1971577
So how does it feel to still be a bitch after all this time?

>>1971555
Now we need the one on secret kek.

haha niko had no balls to do interview and send mascot

>>1971582
kwab

>>1971580
Dunno, I'm not Niko

what does he do?

>>1971579
they signed yekindar and molodoy specifically because they were up for grabs on the bargain bin

>>1971586
eat

>>1971585
You're just a bitch

>>1971587
yekindar yes but molodoy no. molodoy had best t2 awping stats on hltv.

KWAB

So, it happened AGAIN.

>>1971579
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

midsuke.

we're still better than vitality (owned them hard at ewc)
we're winning epl
we were just trolling a bit at this meme tournament don't look too much into it

>>1971589
Nah, I'm not insecure either.

anons imagine if g2 would be in GF instead of mongolz tomorrow
niko would be so buck broken kek

I thought Serbs hated them kebabs?

Famous multimillion dollar players YEKINDAR and molodoy. How did FURIA afford such players? Where did all that money come from?

>>1971597
n0k0 you were never good that why still no major

>>1971598
You're the biggest bitchiest bitch in the thread
And I'm gonna be the bigger man and give you a W, take it lil bitch boy, still not gonna stop you from being a bitch

vitality were just weak scene merchants all along

>m0NESY below and kyousuke barely above FalleN
These Russian superstars burn out real quick compared to the truly timeless legends like Professeur

what do WE watch now?

>>1971606
Awww Niko you realised your insecurities were getting in the way of playing?

>>1971593
I trust Zonic and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are necessary

The Brazilian coldzera

if you think about this carefully. falcons is just testing and practicing for the major. they know winning events before the major makes winning the major harder. this is just part of the plan

FALCONS FLY HIGH CACAAAAAW!

>>1971614
The Brazilian FalleN*

he won

>>1971597
EPL is THE meme tournament, even casters don't take it seriously

>>1971613
What do you think, /fug/?
#MadsIN or #MadsOUT?

>>1971609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jktlZ8706Bc

why is it cool when raid and brazilians crowd cheats?

All the good guys won today. Today was a good day.
Save my nigga TeSeS he deserves a good team.

>>1971615
yeah testing on tier3 teams like pain legacy and furia

>>1971602
Hellman's

>>1971537
how dare monesy break her heart </3

whatever winning iem chengdu matters more

>>1971625
OUT we clearly lack firepower

okay who's winning mvp? kscerato , mzinho or senzu?

>>1971597
>we're
>we're
>we

if monesy wins the next 4 mvps he can still get #1
WeBelieve

>>1971625
NIKO out please

cant even blame kyxsan or pisses for this one

>>1971625
#MadsOUT
he's simply not a Flacons type of a player. We need proper, exciting players that share that Falcons DNA
#ZonicAtTheWheel

>>1971639
They're so close that whoever carries the gf probably wins regardless of total tournament rating, molodoy is in contention too

>>1971654
welcome nocries

now that the /sp/ chads are ITT
Who's Antony of CS?

first half of the year:
>g2 sucked
>mongolz were mid
>furia sucked (at least for most of it before roster changes)
>navi sucked
is it time to admit that vitality winning streak was exclusively because of very weak scene?

>>1971619
Stilgar, Pecca... I kneel before your genius

>>1971662
United Antony is Yekindar in Liquid
Betis Antony is Yekindar in Furia

navi got rid of this guy for cheap
he was mid last year and makazze was better, but he's not putting out better stats than makazze ever did

>>1971662
Sorry, I have no clue who that is.
I only watch snooker and laugh at the occasional Emma and /mug/ OP.

>>1971663
vitality domination was due to zonic shitting on falcons. the 2025 falcons line up was too good to only win pgl. and now they are even better but the fatass is incapable of managing a team with so much talent. imagine that you have 3 players which are in the top 10 hltv, 1 good igl and 1 fodder that sometimes lifegames and you are still unable to win. anyone with a functional brain already knows that falcons just needs a coach that helps the team besides bumping fists at games. this fat retard literally made kyousuke play worse after cologne.

BRAZIL IS BACK GRINGOS
VOLTAMOS PORRA

>>1971665
true that

>>1971675
Zonic didn't make Falcons lose 7 match points in a grand final

>>1971675
i think it's mostly g2 breaking up and navi becoming shit
people have forgotten it because g2 didn't make major finals, but g2 was the best team in last third of 2024

GRINGOS BIG CRY AJAJAJAJAAJAJ

>>1971686
We like Furia now, this bait doesn't work anymore lilbro

bros...

>>1971692
career robbed by Valve

>>1971690
you guys start seething over "monkey"

>>1971694
>Valve
*DaZed

>>1971699
richard lewis actually

>>1971695
This is because mibr has a woke community thanks to its involvement with valorant.
Oddik has an pedo on the team and Legacy has latto that is known for being racist

DaZed and steel killed NA BTW

shahzam got off scott free
disgusting jeet rat

>>1971703
all of brazil is like that

falcons are ____

>>1971703
>Legacy has latto that is known for being racist
he was 16, a fucking kid

>>1971710
Here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ilyyn_oFaY

>>1971710
LOVE

another round of B8 stickers let's go

why win fissure when you can win the major instead?
we already won ewc and ti.

another one for the collection

>>1971735
wasn't this even 2v5 or 2v4?

>>1971739
2v4 yes

where is the n0k0 @ secret 0 kill spraydown webm

>>1971735
Make a General Grievous edit

kek still thinking about that one absolute gigaretard from a couple of months ago arguing that failcl0wns was an incomplete team so their losses were understandable but kayosuckyfucky completed it so they were going to win bigly

what's your excuse now bitchboy? perhaps one more superstar should fix the problem? kek get fucked cunt

>>1971735
KWAB!!!!!

>>1971780
i remember certain """people""" saying trophies before kyousuke entered tier 1 don't matter...

kek

>>1849714
Your cope now, failcl0wnsclown?

>>1971785
not even an fpl trophy? grim

Tomorrow's theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98

TMD!

I think Falcons just need to make a roster move.

who do you think is gonna win fissure playground tommorow

>>1971798
Wicadia clears i'm afraid

>>1971869
Did fallen ever won a set against mongolz? Love the guy and hope he wins but I ain't betting money on it.

kl1m just broke the k/d record in a bo3, scoring +43
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2385808/mibr-vs-2game-esl-challenger-league-season-50-south-america-cup-2
previous record was +41 in 2018 by zix
https://www.hltv.org/matches/2321243/xpc-vs-bpro-gfinity-winter-series-2018-europe

>>1971919
kobe 2003 rape apology tour type beat

>>1971919
this nicks bot doesn't even come close to getting a positive rating in a 26-5 match against t5 brs, why isn't qikert playing yet?

>>1971923
roster locks lilzoomie

>>1971923
seems to be a rosterlock issue
qikert will be playing after ecl