Thread 1993082

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first for the owner of Mongolia

the raped

raped by yekindar

>>1993082 (OP)
What the fuck happened? Mongolz and Vitality both lose on the same day and Niko is top of the leaderboard.

>>1993105
Goat rifler

this casting is the most cringe shit ive ever heard

>>1993108
every epl they double down on being cringe
>its epl its always cringe
no they are getting cringier and hiring fucking dota/deadlock washouts like jacky

>>1993105
What happened is that #FalconsAreHere

>its another t1 loses to random russian pug
Many such cases. The neck breaker is m8s, spanish scene is finally on?

Not impressed by the new spirit so far.

ohnebros we won

Member vitality win sptreak?

>>1993119
Inner circle beat gentle mates

>>1993127
I know but their T-Nuke was atrocious.
Dust2 also got close.

>>1993131
There was no dust2

>>1993133
Mirage. it's the only one that went 24 rounds.

>rain is back
>Vitality sharting the bed leading to ropz coming back to FaZe
Oh yea rain, broky, ropz, Twistzz and karrigan 2026. The Last Dance is happening.

>>1993145
stupid ass nigga

we need more events like fissure

>>1993161
We're having a bunch of t1.5 events this season

>>1993154
I prefer the title "retarded" instead.

>>1993145
it could be real if Faze got A LOT of money from somewhere to be able to pay Ropz enough money for him to buy another porsche
and we know that Faze is not doing too well financially right now and situation probably won't change any time soon
it's crazy to me that they even managed to bring Twistzz back, like, did they use 90% of their budget to get him or what? there's no way he decided to do a charity work and join the team for pennies, if Twistzz left TL and went into free market teams would be offering huge money to him im sure of it

>>1993165
what i meant was WE NEED MORE HOT BITCHES ON THE SCREEN DURING GAMES

TOMORROW

Aragorn stickers incoming

>>1993169
Twistzz really respects karrigan so he'd probably be willing to take a salary cut just to play with him again. It was also a transfer between teams that reportedly don't have much budget for CS so I'd think FaZe and TL dropped a small amount of money to transfer or didn't charge a fee.

Grinded to 77777 on the 'K
May eternal fortune come your way
Big things coming, stay tuned.

>>1993173
belgrade just seems to be packed with baddies
probably a university city

>>1993169
They just elige twistzz swapped

>>1993169
FaZe is family bro. I'm sure ropz would come back just because the power of friendship knows no bounds.

>>1993190
What she thinkan

>>1993173
I still don't get why this shitty poster is AI generated
It's literally a minute photoshop job
The logo looks nothing like the fucking furia logo

>>1993213
>$500 to watch this nerdy ass garbage isn't so bad

Heh

>>1993161
no suffering in europ

Top 9 is really evenly spread.

>>1993161
Just wait for Blast Rotterdam

>>1993189
#BLESSED

>>1992907
>>1992911
>>1992914
fucking cucks

It's a good day for big org haters.

>>1993264
Navi won

Why is the thread so dead

>>1993281
na-who?

>>1993282
We all killed ourselfs

>>1993282
Dunno

kek
https://youtu.be/w_DDKZFJ3qk?si=W-qyVFFS-xXpxn5d

Fluxo qualified
arT masterclass

LIVE EU RMR UPDATE
SAW VS OG VS 9INE VS ECSTATIC VS VP VS M8
SAW CURRENTLY IN THE LEAD
ONE SPOT LEFT, PARIVISION B8 AND NIP LOCKED IN

>>1993388
>PARIVISION
>LOCKED IN
God is good!

>>1993376
>2.03
That's his career best or what.

>>1993388
>parivision in
>virtus.poo out

okay just came out, how did they lose to a fucking t2 team?

>>1993425
gentle mates are a top 10 team material

>>1993425
>ACK!!!!!!!!!!

>>1993388
landalan actually ended up being russian rmr

>>1993388
>Gentle mates gape the previous major winner
>still don't qualify
tuff

>>1992696
>Banks
I'm found shot in the back of the head 5 times, it's ruled a suicide

watch f1ku killing og major dreams

best place to sell skins? I'm in the US

>>1993463
csfloat

im thinking this

>>1993465
omw to becoming a 500aire

Round started
fear + jambo (flash assist) killed prosus with ak47 (headshot)
jackasmo killed tabseN with ak47 (headshot)
Krimbo + fear (assist) killed JDC with hegrenade
jackasmo killed hyped with ak47 (headshot)
jambo planted the bomb on A (5on1)
fear killed Krimbo with knife_butterfly
Round over - Winner: T (10 - 1) - Enemy eliminated

what a team

Zywoo:

Top 50: 1.36->1.21
Top 20: 1.37 -->1.21
Top 10: 1.37 --> 1.08
Top 5: 1.33 -->1.12

Zywoo's fall is catastrophic, especially vs top tier opposition, but overall catastrophic

Before you say "zywoo has to drop 30 to win every game?" no, but he is so far playing like a total mid awper vs top tier opposition, so if he simply played good, not even his average level, vitality would already be much better.

I'm afraid zywoo is indeed the main problem.

I think 9ine has to win for there be a chance at m8 at major (but chance is still low)

ropz said his car is getting repaired
what does that cost?

>>1993712
What did he crash into and at what speed?

https://x.com/Thorin/status/1974385000813637770
kek based

>>1993730
I'm not sure. But he was driving at a racing track.

>>1993732
>YOU'RE A LE MYSOGYNIST
yes very based

>>1993739
ywnbaw though

no major for saw, deserved, they never should've gotten so close for farming dog lans they themselves hosted

>>1993788
also retarded by them to not attend other lans

>>1993788
They got eliminated by the coach they kicked and a player they kicked after like a month on the roster lol

>>1993791
did any 9ine players used to be on saw? thought saw was portugese only.

>>1993794
cej0t

>>1993794
They got cejot and some british guy for a few events and benched them, went back to being full Portuguese

>>1993797
right they had this weird team and sucked even more than usual

i guess fnatic has highest chance for last spot now?

>>1993800
It's whoever wins the event will get the spot i think, fnatic are induvidually the best but they're playing with a last minute stand-in so idk if they are favorites

Looks like Ecstatic are gonna win
Meaning Fluxo are locked in Americas region and VP and Gentle Mates are definitely out

The final four of Frag Block turn into a proper RMR where the winner takes the final EU spot, pretty cool

mibr farming brazil with kl1mple

>>1993937
Beat the mongolz first.

>>1993941
wat

>>1993942
Beat tyloo first*

>>1993941
the mongolz are a number 2 team from asia

What's going on.

Rank these managements
From worst to best

astralis
eg
falcons
faze
fnatic
liquid
nip
og
vp
wildcard

>>1993951
vp, astralis - worst
liquid - best

>>1993951
falcons is gonna end up good

>>1993951
Worst - falcons
very little to show for the gorillions they invested

best - liquid
historically garbage org but making decent moves recently

full order:
liquid
faze
nip
astralis
fnatic
og
eg
vp
wildcard
falcons

>>1993221
Meanwhile
>donk 1.08
>zywoo 0.92
What's up with those two?

he's singing now

https://x.com/GODaZeD/status/1973258515188941217
https://x.com/GODaZeD/status/1973434345781338116
https://x.com/GODaZeD/status/1974195767821922485

>>1993957
>best - liquid
nothing against liquid, but brother how can you say that when liquid has jokasteve? that man should've been fired ages ago

>>1993949
I won't play window anymore

>>1993967
you know what. his lifestyle aint that bad if im keeping it a stack witchu niggas.

Im trying to cap max fps
but the slider doesnt do anything, it resets to 400

why?

FALCONS ARE HERE

>>1994032
Turns out you cant change it during a game but it works otherwise

gm

>>1994068
is that Zhou?

Navi so scared... Falcon are too powerful

kyxsan prime

Falcon insanely strong aura. Navi just running around like chickens

FalGODS are here.

>>1994102
we've seen a few dominant nuke ct sides so far
doesnt mean much

Mongolz? More like mongoloidz

Falcons beating a tier 2 team isn't really a surprise. On the other stream Mongolz is losing to fucking Inner Circle

>>1992666
Looks like the VRS guy does know his shit

>>1994106
sorta predicted this after yesterday, most lower ranked teams won and ic just barely lost to spirit, the way hotu demolished mongolz I could easily see them lose here today even put my hard earned points on it

>>1994113
>even put my hard earned points on it
What points?

>>1994115
esports dollars of course

Navi tactics

>>1994068
ZHOU GUANO

he's mid

>>1994121
those are clearly falcon's tactics, anon

If the casters feel the need to warn about spoilers of other match results how about just never talk about other match results?!?!?

eeme next to be kicked fs fs

>>1994142
brain rotten zoomer

So who's taking it home, lads?
I think we're long overdue for some NUT NUT stickers

>>1994151
>lads
disgusting wannabe
>So who's taking it home
is it relevant for major invites? otherwise I couldn't care less

>>1994151
ez 4 blamef

>>1994154
every tournament is relevant for major invites

>>1994154
The winner of Fragadelphia takes the last EU spot, lad. Those are the semi-finalists.

>>1994154
are you retarded? why do you think he's mentioning stickers

>>1994154
simmer down laddie

>>1994151
fnatic for blamef or 9ine for stopping saw from frauding their way into the major

>>1994157
no
if none of the contenders can't get enough points it doesn't mean shit
>>1994158
fair enough
who loses their spot to the winner?

>>1994165
they are points that will be relevant for future tournament invites, including the major

>>1994166
no

>>1994165
gentle mates and VP
they needed an American miracle with NA and SA teams beating all EU ones

>>1994167
yes

kyxsan is such a bot holy shit

>>1994168
with VP also needing Qikert to win a brazilian tier-3 LAN for those head-to-head adjustments to fraud a couple of points in over M8

iM always owns N0ko for some reason

>>1994170
Falcons need BoombI4

>>1994177
boombl4 needs to retire

>>1994169
you're retarded. Seek help
>>1994168
alright. So we'll most likely get portugal or spain as the last spot?

>>1994179
no, this is the battle for the last spot, SAW bottled their chances and M8 are out of contention
out of 3 spots up for grabs, parivision and b8 have taken theirs with no chance of not making it
9INE and OG look like favorites in their matchups

it's ok N0vi, you can always go and win some T2 tournaments

KWAB

>>1994182
>9ine
>og
did not expect that
was honestly hoping for some more national teams. But alright, guess I'll root for og

NOOBI

n0vi lol

mogolz choked 11-5
it's over HOTU top 1 Inner Circle top 2

>>1994187
9INE are just on an insane 7 LAN wins streak and OG being the favorites is more on fnatic being shaky with jackasmo in place of USA-dodging KRIMZ
but really, I say "favorites" and mean at best 1-2% difference, these teams are all pretty much equal in power

so
mongkekz

At this point Navi should just sign the entire Inner Circle team.

didn't think mongolz would get floored this hard
they've been looking insanely consistent this year

>>1994198
>mfw mongolz shit the bed

>>1994199
midsuka

>>1994199
I do not believe aleksib's 13 kills contributed more than makazze's 23.

>>1994179
every tournament gives points for the vrs. every tournament matters. this is indisputable

>>1994191
11-5
and it was a 1v3
mongolz were mentally done after that insane clutch from dawy

w0nderbitch cry

SAVE IVAN

>>1994209
doesn't look like cry to me, just tilted and trying to focus

>>1994192
>these teams are all pretty much equal in power
goes for most of tier2. I do like the drama this vrs way of qualifying creates tho
>>1994204
yeah, these small lans are so important outside of the coming major that teams already locked in are forfeiting them
fuck off

>>1994199
>Bibik

>>1994209
n0k0 bawling his eyes out screaming for his mommy and shitting his diapie

>>1994211
actually his name is Mihai

>>1994216
Read IVAN backwards! (try not to shit bricks)

Valve announce new TOP 1

>>1994219
>falcons can unironically become #1 by the end of the day should furia lose against g2 which is possible

nooo i overslept

>>1994219
>top 3 separated by a range of 10 points
>one of them consistently loses to teams outside the top 30
what a dogshit ranking

>>1994219
>AM
lmao EU cs in shambles

>>1994209
>MFW

>>1994219
>AM
NA CS IS FUGGEN BAGG

>>1994231
He's cute (handsome) (I'm not gay tho).

>>1994219
ENTER.

Come join bros.

>>1994229
GODkindar and moloGOAT are carrying these favela monkeys

>>1994199

hot take: navi should replace makazee with frozen

>>1994244
maybe fuck off bro

>>1994249
>>1994249
>navi should
do >>1994195

>>1994213
the teams locked in are forfeiting them cause they can lose points. the teams playing them can gain points which will matter for future invites and majors

>3:50
I knew it...
https://youtu.be/xDTQF8dhLlA?si=wSca8ACLY4Ax6fZE&t=230

>>1994256
you're a fucking retard
stop posting and stay on hltv

>>1994256
>are forfeiting them cause they can lose points
Not always. Unless hltv covers the match it doesn't get included in the VRS calculations. That's why for example Liquid was able to forfeit the Blocktober group stage matches without losing points.

>>1994257
take note, brapfags are just scatfags when the mask falls

I feel bad for sycrone
he's clearly an insanely good coach, making the soulless shells of human beings on mouz actually play good cs, but they just suck so hard when the pressure is on

>>1994263
They haven't even started yet.

>>1994244
https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel/clip/CrepuscularDarlingDillGivePLZ-4HFqbRF2uOn2OYvX
Peak cringe

>>1994264
doesn't matter
gm already beat them. It was over before it started

>>1994266
why don't we have this?

>>1994268
cos were not fags

>>1994266
That british nigga be zesty af
>>1994268
CS retards are too autistic to have fun. They're the definition of nerds.

okay, woke up, why did mongolz lose? are inner circle just good or mongolz washed?

>>1994266
so that's what I'm losing out on not watching the fat german and the cringe cs clone? thanks
>>1994268
we do

https://www.twitch.tv/ohnepixel
GOLD GOLD GOLD

>>1994259
you're the retard here, you exposed yourself as one when you didn't realize frag is deciding who the final major spot goes to even with all the context in the post
>>1994260
the guy is saying that attending and then losing matches that get coverage would potentially make them lose out on an invite they already secured

>>1994268
why are you replying to yourself and why are you being obnoxious when we have matches going on? last time you defended your retarded behavior by saying nothings going on but now epl is on, we don't care about valorant or ohne you faggot piece of shit, fuck off

>>1994274
IC radarhack

>>1994281
get a grip schizo

>>1994278
>thinking I care enough about stage1 major invites to go all autistic
sure udknud. Stay on twitter and fuck off from here

>>1994261
I'm a brapchad and I haven't gotten that low (yet)

>>1994284
you're retarded because you don't understand context, not because you don't care about cs, sorry to be the bearer of bad news retard

>>1994287
bye

>>1994259
you asked if the tournament was relevant for major invites, and it is. every tournament is. that's literally how the vrs works

which game?

>>1994292
everything after tomorrow doesn't mean shit for the next major

>>1994266
I like boaster...

>>1994294
it matters for the next major

>>1994293
thanks
forgot about b stream
>astralis with 3 t rounds already
they've got this

Is Ethan GOAT of esports? Was top 1 in cs now top 1 in Valo

>>1994296
points decay
these small lans are only relevant because you get fresh points at the last minute

>>1994284
>sure udknud
Udknud more cultural impact than Zywho???

>>1994300
>cultural impact
fuck off

>>1994299
fortunately there are tournaments between the two majors, and any points earned go towards getting invites for them.
every tournament matters

>>1994298
Nigga is only 25 too. I remember watching him in CSGO like 10 years ago.

astralis nuke t side is back

>>1994298
nabros we need them back...

>>1994305
3 good t sides in a row. That's what it would take for me to believe in their nuke again

no chin? no problem

looks like gentle mates aren't even good, it's just botality that's bad

damn fraga is just eu rmr

>>1994302
no lol

>>1994313
4 on inferno t side is fine if you have a plan for ct side
no idea if they do, but it's still not a done game

>>1994314
>NA is relevant to CS again
congrats ameribros

>>1994318
infero only t sided map in the game since economy changes lol

>>1994321
MOUZ' t side is stunted due to low t. M8 will be fine.

hooxi 3k

HAHAHAHA
FUCKING GIGACHAD
3 pistol kills against rifles

>rare dev1ce miss
please don't fuck this up astralis

man the b casters suck

>>1994330
mac is alright. The other guy is pretty cringe yeah....

>>1994331
well it's more the meme casting that's going on at epl
like i dont want to hear you dragging out a shit joke out for 10 minutes

>>1994330
MacMate is based
Jacky the unironic cuck who was afraid of confronting Maniac groping his wife on a party is trash

>>1994333
>Maniac
I miss him so much...

>>1994337
he's been trying to make a return, but seems he's given up maybe, over half a month since his last analysis stream. he's gotten ghosted even by the likes of fpg so probably no way back in

>>1994314
jame 9 months of grinding finally made it

roachkeks go home

what a fucked up round lol
>>1994341
yeah, it was already clear back then that he's never getting actual work again

are we jealous of valorant?

>>1994345
do they have sjokz?

>>1994345
nobody cares except you low effort trolls

>>1994347
sjokz fucking sucks

vitality lost to this?

>hooxi assassination
>ropz porche
>magisk inauguration
my top 3 of team skits

>>1994351
i like the "we'll trade hooxi" g2 one

>>1994351
all of them are cringe

>>1994352
oldie but goodie
>>1994353
why are you even watching cs?

>>1994354
for the games, not this reddit shite

>>1994356
you're watching other people play video games?
lol
what a fucking cuck
and you call other people cringe?

why the hell is a team like this beating mongodz?

>>1994357
are you calling yourself a cuck as well, or are you really just watching for them skits
they're on youtube I'm pretty sure, you don't have to watch the live streams for them

>>1994358
Because they're good unironically

>>1994358
They were losing to cheaters online.

>>1994359
I fucking hate that this thread has been infected by you unliteral retards who just can't read between the lines
gtfo you fucking npc

>>1994365
my man you called me a cuck cuz I'm watching people play games, which is what you're presumably doing as well, so I don't know what you're trying to achieve there

>>1994367
holy fucking shit
you are an actual npc
what does chicken taste like?

>>1994353
>>1994359
>>1994356
nobody cares what you think, miserable faggot

>>1994368
tastes like chicken
>>1994369
someone does, as seen above your post

>NA CS is healing
>NA Valo is dominating

>>1994373
>trying to bait americans
>outside of american hours
you really are desperate for someone to discuss your shitty game huh?

>>1993957
there's no fucking way you can put liquid #1 and falcons (liquid with more money) dead last, after wildcard "management used chatgpt to make roster decisions" gaming

>>1994375
>bait americans
I doubt they post here.

>>1994379
AMERICHADS WW@

>>1993951
best to worst:
fnatic
OG
Falcons
NIP
Astralis
Liquid
FaZe
Virtus.pro
Wildcard
Evil Geniuses

>>1994379
I'm a day one /magog/ real nigga

the casting quality outside of the 5-6 tier 1 casters is so fucking terrible. this jacky guy and those cookie cutter faggots like dinko and those other british NPCs are atrocious

>>1994375
kill yourself on livestream
you don't belong here valofag

>>1994387
>kill yourself on livestream
No! I'd get banned for that!

HAHAHAHA
I love this astralis iteration
how the fuck did monkeys fuck that up?

double unc awp

How'd you fuck that up woxic

>mouz winning more than 2 t rounds
um, failclown sisters, shitality sisters.... are we worried?

>34-12 +22 120.2 +12.77% 2.26
>in regulation
damn son

Dis shii gon’ be da real CS bloodbath, bro. Dem nikkas ’boutta up da fye an’ go wild, wild.

>>1994403
>one of these shitty teams will be in and SAW/Gentle Mates won't

>>1994404
Why in the world did you try and sneak in SAW of all teams?

>>1994404
>SAW

I want to rip off Freya's tights and boil them in a pot of water to make a delicious tea

goatbert will humble d0nkey

>>1994349
God I hope she does

chopper 3k carry

g0db3r7 carrying

vp got defecto instead of just pulling norbert from bench

goatbert > donk

>Famas Colony
based Maj3r

These HOTU guys are cracked with the deagle

donk fucking sucks

>>1994441
this is actually the one thing i remember from them at astana
they got a ton deagle eco wins

>Goes to CS discussions to talk about valorant.
>Watches CS streamers to ask them to play Valorant.
>Forces the narrative of how doing absolutely cringe shit on stage is something admirable that CS should do.
Are Valorant fags the roaches of gaming?

zweih doubters?

how to fix donk?

zweih :D

Sorry zont1x, you're staying benched

>>1994449
break up with girlfriend NOW

>>1994445
>biting bait that weak
retard

magixx would never

DAMN Spirit... damn

donk doubters?

>>1994463
>tfw donk rage toggles

this nocries hype feels so manufactured
industry plant vibes

>>1994453
>bait goes on every thread and everywhere.
I know you guys feel ashamed of liking that game but when you get caught don't act like you were baiting all along, it's embarassing to see.

>>1994468
Big CS wants you to believe nocries is legit. Don't fall for their tricks!

are we really winning?

>>1994473
it's obviously bait and this must be the only general you visit if you don't know how commited people are to their "bits"

>>1994475
all jokes aside though, he's being hyped up like he's in the same category as donk or kwabsucky while farming na dogs

ZWEIHWOO ERA

NOCRIES
NOOOOOOOOOOOCRIIIIIIIIIIES
INTEEERVIIEEWWWW

>>1994468
ropz got picked up by mouz like 2 weeks after he was at faceit hq
in hindsight that feels pretty manfactured too

>>1994482
Who cares? Let NA believe in their savior.

Ayo NA's last hope is on the phone!

>>1994486
ropz was farming established pros in eu, not no-name na dogs

INSANE SHIT HOLY FUCKING FUCK LOOK AT THIS KINO I'M LITERALLY SPEECHLESS

>some team at epl has contacted nocries
what team? hotu?

hotu +nocries confirmed

>>1994499
Either HOTU or the NA teams (M80 and NRG)

>>1994501
ah right m80 and nrg was at stage 1
that makes sense

>>1994498
>2-round overtime

>>1994503
how does it work? i watched some other game and i think if you win 2 times in a row then you win?

>>1994508
yep. after 1 round you switch sides

>>1994503
>>1994508
YES PLEASE, TELL US MORE

>>1994511
there's a pause chill

>>1994498
was actually really kino

>>1994480
Again, shilling your shitty game at every chance is not le bait retrard, you don't even try.

GamerLegion weakest team in this tournament. Vitality got lucky again.

which new charm is we using?

>>1994517
>you don't even try
and yet you fall for his bait over, and over, and over.

idk how you can follow pro cs when you have vitality and mongolz losing to complete randoms the game is fucking dogshit

we will almost surely get hotu vitality tomorrow btw

>>1994522
>vitality
fraud team
>mongolz
literal tier-3
>BUT MUH HLTV/VRS RATING!!!!!
doesn't matter, shit changes all the time and flukes are common

GhostwOo just needed a day to adjust

>>1994530
poolegion

>it's a classic "donk has a bad start so he starts to blatantly toggle" episode
seen this one too many times. skip!

can tn1r stop suck

baitF masterclass

>>1994519
Depends on the gun doe, I might get dis lil nikka

>>1994539
damn bro look at those gramphics

TITAN1r

>>1994521
yeah, im calling out your retarded attempt of disguising the shilling of your dead esport as "bait"

>>1994539
ts is tuff af

I miss when these threads were less popular.

so why is loli porn getting deleted but clearly off-topic trash getting left out?

>>1994548
>she thinks mods cares about off topic

>>1994548
jannies suck (for free)

Ohonononono HOTU

these t1 studio tournaments are boring as fuck, even the teams look like they don't give a shit
i'm more excited to see CAC than this

i missed a donk ninja defuse while on the toilet? fug

HOTUbros...

xD

>>1994544
holy fuck, you're barely sentient
i'm trying to help you by stopping you from replying to some 2/10 bait from a discord tranny and you're attacking me. you're even dumber than he is (somehow)

>>1994548
wait what did i miss

>>1994554
EPL's not taken too seriously and the Major's coming up soon. This is probably more an opportunity for teams to test out their new rosters and practice before Budapest.

not sure if spirit looks good or hotu looks bad

the raped

>>1994567
>tfw donk is cheating but you can't prove it

new spirit is pretty hype

don't you get 1v4 roundswing for ninja defuse?

le hecking staterinos xDDDDDD

>>1994571
who's the igl on hotu?

>>1994579
dukefissura

falcons vs mouz and spirit vs furia/g2 guaranteed tomorrow

i have an idea for a good cis line-up that isn't spirit:
jame
fame
fl1t
qikert
goatbert

thoughts?

>>1994584
-n0rb3r7 +kair0n and we're cooking

We're actually going to the decider.
I can't fucking believe this shit.

>>1994583
>donk vs malbs
oh no no no not again donksisters

If you close your eyes, its impossible to tell Henry and Hugo apart by voice

donk fell the fuck off
eyes on #1 and #3

>>1994594
no lol

Vitality looking like they're actually back now

>>1994595
this would be such an underwhelming first s-tier win for this mouz line-up
back to being studio merchants

lmao GL they're on track to being 0-13

>>1994605
the fart guy really fell off

>>1994597
I might have britbong accent blindness then. The base voices are so similar.

GamerLegion major qualified team btw

If Gentle Mates establish themselves in Tier 1 they'll be a top 3 org fanbase-wise most likely. They are huge

lmao

im developing an AI cs2 caster and basically it's over for "talent"

Pro League is the best just for these skits. They have too much time on their hands and the saudi's are paying like 20 talents

CAN THEY GET HIM A BIGGER JERSEY WHAT THE FUCK

>>1994594
for me too

>>1994629
is he the ugliest player of all time?

>>1994644
he really is the goat of being ugly if nothing else

>>1994629
>In game name is literary GRIM
>Is hella fat
>Is amerimutt
This nikka life terrible bro...

What do you guys think about Faze's new player, rain. Seems like an exciting young talent

>>1994649
He will never become a Major MVP

>>1994649
apparently he's still flying to Sweden that's why the game got pushed 1 hour. uhh not very professional of him

>>1994644
he's so cute...

Just noticed that molodoys' eyes are very similar to Michael Jacksons eyes...strange...

rain is younger than me

>>1994654
plastic surgery has gone too far...

mologod

>>1994656
....

fun drinking game idea: take a drink every time they actually talk about the game (you'll be almost completely sober at the end of the night)

>>1994656
>30+ yo frogposter
be better, anon

>>1994663
first time watching EPL?

New rating just dropped. Now if Spirit lose at least one game until the end of 2025 CS is random and officially sucks.

Molodoy is tilted from the start

>>1994666
no and i like the format when there's maybe a 60/40 ratio (60% random bs, 40% cs) but when the ratio climbs up to 90/10 it starts to get tiresome to listen to

>>1994667
it's really hard to rank top 6 teams atm so it's fair

soon fazies :D

Are these phaggot ass casters making fun of us or what?

Papa is BACK

realistically, if faze wins epl, what happens?

>>1994689
Why do the FaZe guys wear AllSaints all the time? They aren't sponsoring them as far as I know?

OH NONOONON AHAHAHAH

>>1994695
What's wrong? Broky and Rain were teammates for a long time

>>1994695
renaissance painting

>>1994695
>>1994697
it's a look of "congrats bro, you get to play with judas again"

>both jcobbb and twistzz there
think they can tap each other in and out? twistzz plays ct-side and jcobbb plays t

casters are on dope lol

MY GOAT

g2 is a major winning team if they get rid of sunpaypal

>>1994725
they should unironically get martinez or r1nkle

>>1994724
owned by m**z

>>1994729
he owned the fat jew torzsi

>>1994724
I am addicted jobless ugly 24 years old virgin, but because of MartinezSA, I will never kill myself.
I will get sober, I will make my life good again.
I will beat xanax, opioids and nicotine.
You are my God, my GOAT, my everything.
MartinezSA, one day, I will be a famous singer and we will make a collab.
Thank you for being my therapist MartinezSA.

hotu is gonna face vitality tomorrow
lmao, mongolz, spirit and vitality as 3 first games

>>1994732
that's good though, they'll probably gain points even if they lose

>>1994733
that's not how it works

molodog just isn't him

>>1994733
you don't gain if you lose
they on the other hand would gain tons of points by beating mid teams like gamerlegion, 3dmax, f0ze etc

okay f0ze starting get the fuck in here

https://www.twitch.tv/eslcsb

EZ for Heavygod

>>1994727
r1nkle is a sidegrade at best and i feel like martinez is fluking right now but will fall off HARD
don't know what other awpers they could realistically get, other than kl1m, who's unproven in tier 1

>random no-name casters casting from their bedrooms for faze-3dmax

death to ESL

>>1994740
they lost 0 points vs spirit and decay or h2h recalculation from earlier online losses kicked in, giving them 2 points

>>1994740
you don't. this is just that they gained points for some other reason because vrs is retarded like that.

>>1994745
nta but you could have just said you were wrong

>>1994745
Don't come in here with explanations. I want to be mad at VRS

>>1994745
lmao

The real loss FaZe can't make up for is ropz

today i'm french

>>1994743
someone should get this guy
he has about the same stats that molodoy had before furia while playing higher ranked teams

>>1994748
you can't read or what? you literally don't gain points if you lose, decay and h2h recalc because of two teams you played in the past finished their match is entirely separate from your result

white vs brown people on stream b

can't one of the teams going to the major have a plane crash hahah

>>1994759
but why?

>>1994754
>ugly russhit onliner

>>1994761
great sticker investment opportunity

hotu is really good ngl
is tier2/3+ scene so crowded by cheaters/fixers so teams like hotu can't get a nice streak on their tier?
check hotu matches history, they are not even solid t2 I would say.
To me it seems like T2+ scene is just a swamp you almost can't get out of.
Big LANs are chance for such teams to play CS they can play against fair teams.
I hope Inner Cirlce and Hotu will get their minimum of VRS to get next LANs invites.

>>1994764
not really, new stickers are worthless

is faze without rain the most unlikeable team ever?

>fat faggot hippo karrigan
>diva faggot whiner twistzz
>alcoholic gambler depressed kid slavshit broky
>subhuman pole nepo baby jcobbb

>>1994766
they just recently got norbert though
and i think several players play from fareast russia in eu tournaments

>>1994768
no
next question

>want rain and broky to succeed
>want the rest of them to fail miserably
tough situation

>>1994768
yes

>>1994768
i like broky but other than that, you're right

no pedo pancc stickers and no washedzera stickers

>>1994771
anyway, inner cirlce weren't that consistent online as well.
they had decent 5 games win streak online before EPL, but before that, they were so mid even on T2

tomorrow's games

>>1994782
>faze 1-1 sneak

>>1994762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy0n1kqHJYQ

wait, b stream casters are actually casting the game???

Should have stayed on Liquid Twistzz

>>1994783
the results don't matter for other matchups, if 3DMAX wins you can just swap them with faze

>>1994782
mouz
g2
gm
vitality
navi
aurora
mongolz
astralis

>>1994768
>>1986447
>not liking current faze
reddit or hltv?

The doctor is in the house!

>>1994789
that post is definitely reddit so i guess i'm 4channel

>>1994789
Commen sense. Current FaZe won't win shit, they won't even reliably make playoffs.

>>1994785
these guys cast the previous epl where they only made 1 joke and it was about some chicken on inferno, I think they realized they're not comedians after that

goatys

>>1994794
i prefer that to something like one of those bad podcasts where the podcasters don't really know what to talk about

>the """goat""" is playing rn and no one even knows about it
lol

>Twistzz next to broky
>rain next to frozen
This shit is cursed.

twistzz is literally goated we're so back

>>1994803
zygoat already played today

Lucky for FaZe, Twistzz is keeping his form from Liquid's last few weeks

karrigan has one mvp.
1.04 rating lol. somehow that's the highest on the team that won the tournament.
i think he also has like two 1.6 mvps.

falcons #2 after furia loses this map, #1 tomorrow after they win against mouz and spirit loses to g2 #falconsarehere

"rookie of the year"

>those grenades from karrigan
KEKAROO

>>1994815
>after they win against mouz and spirit loses to g2
neither of those things are happening, failclown sister

>>1994820
>he believes in torzshit
Brother...

>>1994820
do you remember the last and only time mouz won with monesy in the team? it was a pointless seeding match, meanwhile falcons beat them 3 times and eliminated them each time #falconsarehere

so faze usually just bans train right?

>>1994830
Probably added it to the pool because Twistzz likes it

>>1994832
i wonder if they actually practiced it? only 2 games on it 6 months ago.
they maybe expected 3dmax to ban it.

malbs you just had to duck. if he starts defusing just run with knife or something.

don't be a loser, buy a defuser

>Faze have 2 IGLs now arguing all the time
this downfall is gonna be fucking great

>>1994835
Judging by how the only player on FaZe actually playing well on Train is Twistzz, I'd guess not a lot of practice

>>1994841
buy kids!

f0ze lol

they let us get 9 rounds on train
we win this 2-1 100%

FaZe is going to go out 0-3

scream more cryigan

>>1994852
did he throw away his faze shirt? ;__;

>>1994665
there's more than one of us

broky depressed that rain is back

>>1994856
There are 3 of us )))

I honestly respect huNtah for constantly calling these dogshit B rushes. He's just like me fr fr

>>1994859
The only difference is that I am only 20 but I heard that it's actually good for old people to be around young ones

>>1994857
no, he has that feeling that someone in prison has when their friend has done all their time in prison but then gets another sentence
happy but also sad and disappointed

>>1994852
upgraded*

>>1994868
>I am only 20
>only 20
unc...

pooria garbage team

jitubros we are so back

>>1994868
loool boomer

rain....
>///<

>>1994874
We were ever gone?

>>1994869
>>1994857
I haven't watched in like a half a year. Whats the lore with Faze? Why did they drop Broky for Simple, and now why did they drop Simple? Elige I assume was dropped because he was the outsider.

Ayo why is SunPapi stripping in the background???

f0ze sisters?

>>1994880
>Why did they drop Broky for Simple
Broky is shit
>and now why did they drop Simple?
He was only on loan and FaZe was too cheap to buy out his contract

holy shit f0ze sucks

>>1994880
basically karrigan and his sister took over FaZe entirely and now ruling with an iron fist

>>1994880
>Why did they drop Broky for Simple, and now why did they drop Simple?
they both sucked
>Elige I assume was dropped because he was the outsider.
no, because he's an annoying autist

>>1994891
>and his sister
???

GOAT IGL, not like this man...

>>1994893
his wife-sister

faze win those

Do we agree?

nt, unc

those butt plug knives broky equipped are annoying to look at

What a Looney Tunes round holy shit.

That's a classic FaZe BS round

F0Ze postplant

>timeout
>go to empty a bomb site
how does karrigan do it? and how the fuck did they lose it?

Why.

what the fuck were they doing

Nice round fazebabs

>>1994923
Maybe thinking 3DMAX was saving and didn't expect the retake

what the fuck was this round. it's like me retaking vs bots

>>1994927
karrigan's plan worked so perfectly everyone was stunned and didn't know what to do next

>>1994931
Kek that was exactly what I thought too.
>what? there's no one here wtf
>I guess they crashed or something
>*starts jumping*

nice smoke frogs

BROKY!!!!!
retard kino is back on the menu

I fucking love that guy.

what's gonna happen on ancient?

why don't they just pronounce it "exercise"?

>>1994941
Probably because the 3DMAX calls him that.

why did faze change to neo coach?

>>1994941
cause it's French

Huge from Maka

faze gets eliminated by astralis tomorrow

rain for the love of god stop jumping.

>>1994951
>not believing in faze vs frogs

botky got owned

Bring Twistzz back and we return to the prime FaZe days

>>1994955
FaZe finna lose

>>1994951
Falcoons
G2
M8
Hotu
Inner Circle
MoggerLegion
Astralis

lmao maka literally throwing

LOOOOOL now this is FaZe entertainment

damn
nt karrigan

>>1994959
I don't know what that means

fucking makaka lifegame

going 0-3 in groups is faze magic

>>1994940
nothing apparently

niggas itt really thought FaZe would win

twistzz so heavy on dust2 for some reason

FaZe is now 0-2 in Pro League

Seeing FaZe play like this they were going to get 0-2'd by G2 in the first games anyway

french bros, we eatin good

>>1994981
jcobbb was gonna go nuclear

>>1994978
>let train go through so twistzz feels comfortable
>he completely shits the bed on dust2
I guess they "need time", but this really shouldn't have happened with broky popping off and karrigan calling and fragging

>maka igl graviti just happy to be there
>both suck ass
>maka awp graviti igl
>both start fragging
wtf?

codfags lose again hahahahahahahahahaha just retire and suicide kekigan

>>1994984
>I guess they "need time"
holy cope

I-I... I just want to go back to 2022...

>>1994988
everything is cope to you mouth breathers

Fuck FaZe, get in her to watch the goat
https://www.twitch.tv/bcgameesports

>>1994991
Maka hit the "2019 s1mple" flow state today

>>1994992
what am I in for?
is he mopping the floor with tier2 noobs, or is he just doing OK?

>>1994995
Maka hit the "fat hippo" upside the head today

>>1994999
he's raping but his team is flopping

>>1995000
karrigan wasn't the problem in this match
first map - shitky midky, second map - twistzz stinker, overall - rain 0.79

>>1995000
kek

>>1995001
didn't they just bench someone recently? who's the new guy?

#FalconsAreHere

>>1995007
pr1metapz is off the team but still playing

>>1995007
they are pulling a f0ze

when does the rape start?
team is doing fine but s1mple isn't doing anything

>>1995014
Finally at least 1 person in the entire scene whos got common sense

s1s1sisterbros...

Lol GL really getting fucked by the draw, Mouz-Vitality-Mongolz

>>1995055
all the lower ranked teams got it worse, especially hotu (mongolz, spirit, vitality) but they all managed to get a win anyway, gl got like no rounds against a vitality that got 0-2'd by gentle mates so dunno what to think about them at this point, should maybe just resign themselves to being a feeder org again

s0mple... p1mple... s1ss1...

>>1995080
ghosting when it matters the most, as per usual

>>1995083
trvke

no nut nut stickers
rip

9ine vs fnatic for major spot, was almost an insane throw by 9ine in a free 12th round postplant but they clutched it up after losing that and a bunch of rounds after

Fnatic need it more so that fear will have some money next time when they will go on a vacation with m0nesy and r1nkle

Thoughts?

>>1995126
Aight kukri vro, respect, but dis ain’t hittin’ — not feelin’ it...

>>1995135
b-but I just paid a lot of money for it..... cannot sell until 10 days!

>>1995113
raalz not having been to a major in over a decade and 9ine cucking saw makes me feel they should win, but I like blamef and krimz more and blame hasn't gotten to play in nearly as many as he should've, both deserve the spot

>>1995126
ts fye

>>1995014
This guy is so astroturfed it’s insane
A fucking epl interview for faceit na’s top1 elo? What a sick fucking joke. Before this guy it was cxzi I think

>>1995146
cxzi wasn't astroturfed, he's been around for 12 million years and he got articles written about him for partying before league matches

>>1995147
Yea that’s the fucking point you retard this guys just a fucking pugger with zero league xp
No one would give this the clown the time of day 10 years ago when he hasn’t even touched a season of even fucking open and now ESL is forcing him so hard

>>1995155
why so aggro
given the way you phrased it and his ignominious exit from t1/2, it's pretty easy to read your post as saying nocries and cxzi were both memed out of nowhere at the time

>>1995146
yea I stopped watching while it was on, so retarded giving this cheater a platform to advertise himself, during and after he went to faceit's hq he became totally average considering na opposition, not even top 1 in eu warrants a segment like that, https://www.hltv.org/player/20097/h4rn this guy holds it and his career ended before it even began

man both teams were so close to major qualifying and instead of just going home they have to do this 3rd place decider humiliation ritual

>>1995146
it's not just for top1, it's because tons of people made videos of accusing him being a cheater and then he did the faceit hq shit

>>1995146
He's not even top 1 anymore lol

if spirit just loses tomorrow then #FalconsAreHere and seethers will seethe

>>1995203
he did the faceit hq shit because they're fucking astroturfing him retard

>>1995211
yeah maybe but he got a lot of attention before that. it's not like they just suddenly brought in a total random.

>>1995209
Less grandfinals this season than Aurora btw

>>1995220
Grok, can we see the investment per grand finals made ratio for Falcons?

>>1995220
look they beat vitality on stage instead. that means more.

lol

KL1MPLE

>>1995279
>1MPLE

>>1995294
the retarded thing is how little bc game plays. other t2 teams plays at least twice as much or even 3 times as much.

>>1995302
they were too low for LAN invites

>>1995318
There was a string of like 6 open sign up lans this month, mostly in europe.

>>1995318
no, that's not the issue.
they simply don't sign up for most tournaments.
they also could play draculan or whatever. but i get that s1mple wouldn't want to spend his time playing t2 lans with $5k prizepool.

game for major quals are on

https://kick.com/frag

>flyquest
>rare atom
>fluxo
>red canids
all qualify to the major
while
>og
>gentlemates
>9ine or fnatic
won't make it
fucking retarded

>>1995527
are we completely sure winner goes to the major?

>>1995534
yes because some twitter guy ran simulations for it. so assuming he's done it right, of course.

>>1995534
yes

>>1995535
thanks
exciting game then
poor blamef...

>>1995533
ya seethe

>>1995497
>>1995533
b0sque n0ggas mad as fuck

how long between maps? I gotta go to bed at some point

americans look like this?

>>1995321
>>1995324
huh, i was under the impression they were too low to get invited to these small lans, but now i checked and yeah, there were some very low ranked teams there, they probably didn't even apply or try to play qualifiers
that's weird, even if you don't qualify for the Major teams should still grind up the rankings for next season invites

>>1995566
probably not a serious team. bc game is a gambling site and s1mple signing is just an ad for that.

do we cheer for fnatic or 9ine?

I want to cum inside Freya

>>1995574
both

>>1995574
do I even need to say it

>>1995579
projared looking mfer

why does loba say nocries cheats?

nocries cheats

fnatic will win this, all their pieces are better than their 9ine counterparts
9ine maybe has a better mappool on paper and a better coach but in a marathon bo5 game skill just matters more on this tier 2 level of play

>>1995631
one map at a time
fnatic surprise picked ancient and then flopped on t side, and then 9ine like ovp and train, with ovp allowing for tactics to shine through. I like their chances desu

cypher sucks so bad
he's somehow topfragging this map but he should have even more kills because he's missed several easy ones

What we thonkan

>13-7
>7-13
>13-7

fnatic and 9ine deserve to both qualify, instead you got shitters like red canids and nrg qualifying

>>1995665
how many major invites are there?
>The Major features 32 teams, 16 teams are invited to Stage 1 from the Valve Regional Standing. 8 teams are invited to Stage 2 from the Valve Regional Standing. 8 teams are invited to Stage 3 from the Valve Regional Standing.
how are major invites allocated?
>Invitations are allocated according to the number of teams from the region that earned their respective position in the Major: One Stage 2 invitation is assigned to the region for every team of that region that reached Stage 3 of the previous Major. One Stage 3 invitation is assigned to the region for every team of that region that reached the Playoffs of the previous Major.
so by default there would only be 6 americas invites, furia, pain, mibr, passion na, legacy, imperial. no red canids, no nrg
where did the extra invites come from? 3/5 (60%) americas teams made stage 3, compared to 4/9 (44% eu teams. 2/4 americas teams made playoffs vs 5/10 eu teams
now and in the future, if eu teams cannot outperform american teams pound for pound, they will lose some invites to them as they do not in fact deserve every single one of them. I hope this explanation serves to nip all future impotent rage comments in the bud
also how are you not embarrassed seething about what americas teams don't deserve to attend as you watch eu shitters playing a t3 na lan for $5.5k in the grimy skreets of filthadelphia

>>1995678
lol it's just shit teams getting easy matches

>>1995698
he's gay and into trannies

>>1995701
I know he likes Counter-Strike.

okay guys, i killed the two guys with USP, you take the last guy with the AK

>>1995678
what all about the useless asian teams

>>1995698
>crosses arms
>furrows brow
>blyat i want to play with my mlp dolls right now

>>1995706
same thing
4 asian invites by default, mongolz, lynn vision, tyloo, huns. 3/4 are good enough on merit, and huns have been farming $10k local vrs abuse lans for a month straight

>>1995701
>>1995707
shut the fuck up

>>1995698
desu now that I know he plays with dolls and shit it's hard to take the whole persona seriously

>>1995713
le goat coach is a fag it's just true

fnatic major dreams are over

>>1995707
It's when he spreads the arms.

holy shit what a fumble from fnatic that was

evil jabbi my goat

>>1995723
blamef doesn't expect to get traded because thats not what he'd do

are you ready

HAHAHAHAHAHAA
BAITF STATHUNTING YET AGAIN, THROWING STICKER MONEY AWAY

WTF IS BLAMEF DOING JUMPING ON FUCKING DICE

damn that would've been sick

9ine are stratmogging while fnatic are playing retarded and sloppy

>>1995740
I say that and they throw

lmao what are these meme rounds

what a throw