Thread 1998322

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1st for KARRIGOAT

>>1998324
Impressive work karrigan... but all that only to get bounced in play-offs... is it truly worth it?

passionate love with Heccu

Lets go Carrygan!

why are vita wearing american jerseys?

>>1998336
What are the colors of the french flag anon?

wtf if he just didnt peek it was won

>>1998341
black and brown

These delayed facecams make the pros look absolutely braindead kek.

>>1998341
blue and white, recently blue white and black

zybot could never

>>1998380
why even post this?
we know he can farm tier3

g2 more like fumbled on the 2yd line

ot slop yawn

UHHH BROKY?

that's my retard
god I love having him back

brokino ahahah

Yea... I can't hate these 4 niggas.
>t-t-they beat a tier 2 team they are still shit
Don't care. Happy to see my niggas back at it again even if for just a bit.

>laughing at the goat retard
thank god this subhuman is out of the tournament

The deposit came through after all?

Jitubros...

ez for ropzwoo

>>1998425
>seething because somebody is laughing at a funny moment
esports fanbase is mentally ill

tomorrow's games

>>1998334
more like SECCSU

>>1998452
fuck off you disgusting faggot
go flaunt your faggy morals on reddit

>>1998473
we don't sign our posts here

>>1998477
t. actual signer

>>1998380
>+21.66%
wtf lol
he took their odds of winning from 50% to 72% on average across every single round?

>>1998473
thanks for proving my point further

epl has a 3rd place decider now apparently

>>1998455
Fazebros i'm starting to get worried

>>1998496
it's the vrs era

>>1998473
>how can he laugh, he must be struck down by allah (pbuh) for this indecency
>ummm go take your "morality" elsewhere

>>1998502
overreaction deserves overreaction
also that poster is fag

I bet you guys have talked about this plenty (or not at all, who knows), but literally what is the issue with Impact being blown up. The female pros (read: lv.8s) won't get thanos snapped, and they still can make their own tournaments. But I guess that's too hard for the poor stronk womens who need no man...

>>1998529
nobody cares

https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/matches/7998/s1mple?startDate=2025-07-07&endDate=2025-10-07
where does he go this winter?
>>1998524
maybe he was overreacting to your overreaction

gonna be nice playoffs again, Mongolz, G2 and Aurora favored to go through, and 5 good teams already secured

>>1998537
i'm a Faze fan and it was genuinely funny, same energy as broky flipping off Liquid on match point in Cologne

>>1998538
how cucked is it that, for a month before and a month after it, epl is the only event with every big team
post-cologne pre-major it's ewc, epl, chengdu, which are all memes in their own way

>>1998537
>maybe he was overreacting to your overreaction
if you don't see the irony in calling broky a retard while at the same time feigning indignation at someone laughing at him for being retarded you shouldn't have access to the internet

I know the oldfags spaz out everytime this comes up, but we're a general now with links to the previous thread. Get with the times gramps.

Martinez was the Aussiechad all along

>>1998559
I honestly have no idea who's talking about what, I meant calling someone mentally ill for calling someone subhuman over lan banter was an overreaction to an overreaction
actually I don't know how you could interpret it differently, given my post implies there are 3 sequential overreactions

https://www.hltv.org/news/42887/skyesports-cancels-tier-one-events-for-2025-and-2026
never trust a jeet

>>1998597
I was talking about "he"

I wasn't easy but yeah

>>1998602
What's the point? There a scene for it in India?

>>1998610
this is I think the 3rd attempt to astroturf indian cs, and every time they fuck it up by scamming

>>1998616
It's just that I don't think I've ever seen India in any of the major disciplines.

>>1998634
https://www.hltv.org/events/1444/esl-one-cologne-2014
scroll down, when you see it you'll shit bricks
I think they play a lot of mobile games

the final boss of tier 3 nicknames

>>1998648
I see. It's mostly pubg.
https://www.esportsearnings.com/countries/in
Not really big numbers in terms of the overall amount of participants, considering the size of their population.

>>1998662
There must be faggest out there somewhere.

>>1998657
Brazil is just built differently

>>1998661
pubg mobile*
they're broke, they don't have computers or the resulting playerbase density. mongolia has 8x as many pcs per person

arteezy is playing cs2 :)

They got my GOAT, fucking saudi cocksuckers

>>1998669
reads like the kl1m monkey apology

>>1998669
he definitely wrote this himself

>>1998657
>>1998662
lmao

>>1998669
what did he say?

>>1998689
Called Techno "Jackie Chan" because he caught him jump spotting
https://www.twitch.tv/brawks/clip/RenownedSucculentShrewNononoCat-LtY1GCiziklyChY3

>>1998669
they takin the sovl out of espvrts
this scene was built by mutually shitting on each others' nationality and race

>>1998693
>>1998669
we might've gotten rid of impact but cs is still turning more gay by the day
first they came for maniac
then whatever timbermen did
then they took away monkey
now they've come for jackie chan

>>1998667
I just don't think they're interested in pc gaming in general. Some yellow/greenish countries don't boast high amount of pcs per 100 and are way more prominent regardless.
You don't really need high end computers to play most of those games either.

so who complained?
I wanna send them death threats and packaged road kill

>>1998669
>>1998708
>>1998728
I fully support this no cap. There's no place for an L behaviour like this. There are examples like Valorant we can turn to and learn from. We must be better men.

>>1998766
trying too hard

>>1998774
>trying too hard
We all must try even harder to be better.

>>1998667
broke + unemployed

>>1998669
Apologize for what? These chink fucks are proudly worshipping a man who killed so many people it reduced the carbon footprint of humanity.

Caption THIS!

>>1998806
you know what I mean. you can't force&formula your way into being funny, you just are or you aren't, and you aren't

>>1998766
lowk kys

>>1998819
>thank god I left that shithole

>>1998529
makes it less likely for female players to get into cs

>>1998818
>he believes some shit that never happened because he was told to
Lol
By the way, the holocaust and the moonlanding? Fake.

>>1998819
>i wanna crash another porsche

>>1998839
faggot

Hello /magog/!

kek

>>1998839
>>1998845
this is like when you're lifting and anyone smaller than you is dyel and anyone bigger than you is roiding

>>1999016
He looks like ropz in this one lol

>>1999016
>leave winning to me

>>1998662
*suspiciously goes 0-15 in your path*

>>1999021
picrel happened like a year ago you scumbag freak

>>1999023
a few months ago lol

>>1999026
shut up freak

>donk stopped playing with his gf
he's back

>>1999042
Washed.

>>1999042
chadwoo would never

>>1999046
>sniper kills: 15

Honestly. I've seen enough. Navi are back and Vitality are winning it all again. Sorry but it's not even close. Just look at the stats on hltv. Vitality are all 1.20+ except for apex.

>>1999062
they have only faced shit teams

>>1998819
>The grass really is greener on the other side

>>1999069
LOL
So have Spirit and Falcons then.

>>1999079
falcons: 2/3 shit opponents
spirit: 2/3 shit opponents
botality: 3/4 shit oppnents

>martinez calls mongols chinkies jackie chan
>black gentle mates co-founder laughs during the stream and says "it's out of context guys"

why is racism towards asians and chinese so tolerated by the white devils?

>>1999091
who cares

>>1999083
>both spirit and vitality faced g2 as the only decent
Yeah, that's what I said. Except that unlike spirit vitality murdered g2.

jame queuing with fl1t for the first time in over a year, also with to0ro, guess I was right about him rejoining vp

>>1999096
botality needed ot lol

>>1999101
nah, vp is playing with their academy awper now

>>1999102
Still lost less rounds to g2 than spirit across both maps

>>1999107
>vp is playing with their academy awper now
Jame is on the vp's academy?

>>1999096
why does "how easily they 2-0'd g2" come into play, but vitality losing 0-2 to gentle mates doesn't

>>1999101
why in the world would he ever join vp?

>>1999115
only reason would be higher salary
parivision is higher ranked and has just as good players

>>1999107
until after the major, this isn't a coincidence https://www.twitch.tv/kadziu1337

>>1999062
>Navi are back
repky needs to have actual content

>>1999117
no way a bookmaker team is paying him less than russian astralis

>>1999117
theres no reason pari couldn't match whatever vp could give him
unless jame really wants to unbench flamus or something

>>1999117
>>1999115
you'll probably see +dastan jame xielo and possibly belchonokk but maybe not if they're playing with to0ro too, and obviously fl1t and fame would stay

which final do we want?
i'm 100% it's going to be 2 out of spirit, vitality, falcons

>>1999128
why would a bookmaker team ever sell their golden goose?

>>1999101
You know how you break up with your partner, start dating someone else, but still bang your ex on the side since she's just better at sex and you're not fully over her?
It's basically that, Perfecto is just not it.

>>1999113
Either they had a bad day or they just wanted to manipulate seedings idk. Compare their day1 performance against the following bo3s and it's night and day. GM are already out. Spirit also almost lost to some whos, same with mongols. Upsets happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgiDPlZa5FA

according to maui tranny league was a good thing because it funneled money to broadcast talent/team support staff who might one day work in a real even people might want to watch

>>1999133
Because any stack could matchfix in t2 for less.

>>1999134
you will never be him

>>1999141
why would they ever buy out Jame from draconian VP and snipe rookies then?

>>1999140
isn't there very few trannies? i know there was a tranny team that lost a grand finals once but i think that's the only time that happened.

>>1999145
well I wouldnt know since, who cares
but even maui said "people I identify as women" in the video to refer to the playerbase which is telling

>>1999140
shut the fuck up midge faggot

>>1999131
spirit vs falcons would go hard me thinks

>>1999131
Navi vs mouz
Mark my words.

>>1999139
>yeah you can have a bad day and lose a bo3, upsets happen, it's random, don't even think about it
>but it's just common sense that one team is objectively superior than another for winning 2.5 more rounds per map in a bo3 on another day
of course it's night and day, they lost one game and won the other ones. you can invent any kind of rationalization you want depending on the skew, like you saying spirit "almost lost to some literal whos" for winning a map 13-11, while vitality winning a map 16-13 wasn't even close
it's just dishonest, you should try to notice and excise this sort of mental model. this shit fuels gambling addictions

>>1999140
just virtue signaling
>but flashie and an analyst in fucking mibr and trannucy!!!!
years of coddling and their highest achievement is Juliano owning cadiaN in a bo3 1v1
should've given us a single mantuu or kyuubii or b0rup, just one tier-2 player whose career peak is coming within a licking distance of an RMR invite

Bring back Impact.

>>1999166
he's prob right that killing NA league moved that circle of talent away from CS2 , but if thats true then surely talent dies with the tranny league as well

>>1999140
>as a white-passing man
closed the invidious tab right there. don't kid yourself maui

>>1999172
lol did he say that?

>>1999162
I'm also looking at the stats of each roster. And you were the one who implied that only vitality has faced shit teams so far. I'm also looking at the way they play etc. Vitality, despite their loss against GM, still continue to look like the best team this event. Followed by furia, spirit and falcons. I also believe in vitality's team dynamic and apex as their igl, not so much spirit's or god fucking forbid falcons'. So yeah I don't know what the brackets will look like but I think Vitality are reaching GFs for sure with Spirit and Falcons most likely choking in the semis if they even make it through the quarters.

>>1999180
falcons literally giga raped vitality last time

I just can't wait to see Falcons lose again, i wonder who to will it be this time

>>1999183
what did falcons do to you for you to want to see them lose

>>1999140
I know he thinks he has to make this for whatever reason, but man these are some retarded lines of argument
you should want esl impact... so that people who work in esl impact.... can leave esl impact... and be successful there. it's just like epl na, remember epl na?
how bout we just put the esl impact money back into expanding epl again and unfucking regional cs, and get our farm team coaches and broadcast talent and shit from there? why don't we get our own house in order before gambling on t8 cs that absolutely no one watches that won't feed into anything. start an asian league, get japanese cs popping again, the weebs will love it
also the wnba comparison is so stupid, the nba makes 12 billion dollars a year, they have money to burn on advertising the game to women. esl impact is like if the wnba was a distinct investor-backed company already unsustainably burning money, and they spun off a league for midgets or some shit
>>1999172
yeah that was pretty funny

falcons might not lose another series this year

>>1999185
Exist.

>>1999185
tranny is mad because saudis cancelled esl impact

>>1999189
That statement is true for every team.

arenasy will finally get another deseerved mvp

>>1999182
Yeah in Riyadh which let's be honest doesn't hold the same value as a tier-1 esl event. Spirit also got fucked in the ass by heroic iirc.
Vitality also lost to g2 at blast and you saw what happened this time around.
In any case, the point is that you've got two free bo3s in this stage and no room for mistake in the actual playoffs since those are single-elim. Spirit and Falcons tend to choke those a bunch, especially in semis.

>>1999196
entire spirit team was sick or something
vitality just lost

>>1999182
lmao

>>1999197
Yeah vita were also sick, that's what they said.

>>1999185
spend 6 gorillion dollars to play every crucial advantage situation like a faceit soloque stack... for 6 months straight
it's just too funny to see

>>1999194
Yeah I don't think so. They'll fucking choke.

>>1999180
>I'm also looking at the stats of each roster
maybe vitality "just had a good day" 13-3 13-1-ing gamerlegion, a last place team
if you just randomly discount that game the way you randomly discount them losing to gentle mates, here're vitality's stats for the event:
mezii: 1.33
ropz: 1.22
zywoo: 1.13
apex: 1.03
flamez: 1.02
kinda dumb to just pick and choose when you care about how a team looks, huh
>you were the one who implied that only vitality has faced shit teams so far
different guy

>>1999209
>13-3 13-1-ing gamerlegion
Nah that's a normal day for them becuase that's exactly what you'd expect and this was followed by two more bo3s that they won in a pretty convincing fashion overall.
Forget about the bo3 against GM it's an upset that didn't matter because losing that shit doesn't eliminate you from the event unlike losing a bo3 in playoffs.

how do i achieve this physique?

>>1999218
Drink beer

>>1999217
>that's a normal day for them becuase that's exactly what you'd expect
wouldn't you expect them to beat gentle mates, who went 0:6 against mouz, aurora, mongolz?
>Forget about the bo3 against GM it's an upset that didn't matter because losing that shit doesn't eliminate you from the event
neither would a 0:1 game against gamerlegion
>unlike losing a bo3 in playoffs
but vitality are 2:4 in playoff bo3s since the playerbreak, with one of those being vs tyloo

>>1999218
Obelixwoo fell into a cauldron of CS skill potion as a baby

>>1999222
Mongols also lost to hotu on the first day and it didn't matter. Same for vitality. Now they are back and you'll see them roll everyone where it actually matters and where teams like spirit or falcons won't have a chance to being it back after they lose their bo3s. That loss never mattered and I wouldn't be surprised if they just didn't give a fuck that day or had something else more personal going on. You'll see I'm right in the coming days.

>>1999209
Suggesting GL are a shit team cause they went out last is pretty disingenuous since they only versed top 5 teams.

>>1998663
look in a mirror
haha

>>1999234
the whole point was that you can disingenuously frame whatever you want in whatever way you want to reach whatever conclusion you want, unless you just honestly accept everything that happened without making excuses
I can agree with the premise that gamerlegion are good and still do it, "gamerlegion are a legit team but vitality raped them harder than hotu, that was just an off day for them, you absolutely have to remove that outlier to assess their form honestly"
it's ok though, the dude has some insane gambler's fallacy thing where he thinks every team at the tournament is owed a bo3 loss, and spirit and falcons are making a tactical error by not getting theirs out of the way before playoffs. I'm not gonna convince him

>>1999242
I'm just telling you that both spirit and falcons are gonna drop before reaching grands. Vitality are most likely going to win the whole thing based on what I've seen. Vitality are more solid no matter that loss.

I still can't believe this little cunt literally carried them to victory here. (they ended up nearly losing that map as well lmao)
https://clips.twitch.tv/AbnegatePunchyIcecreamSwiftRage-OT8vdchclR-2d11B

>>1999315
donk's t side has been fucking retarded this season

>>1999218
by gooning

>>1999325
I hate that faggot like you wouldn't believe he keeps staring at the camera like the gaylord he is and it pmo.

some months ago someone posted here a long video about CS from some i guess popular youtuber who i think never played it before, does anyone know what i'm talking about? it wasn't coffeezilla or something focused about gambling, i think it was more about the game itself.

>>1999440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbJIbdcLn6M

>>1999445
thanks, i found this one after a bit of searching but i wasn't sure that was it, now after opening and seeing vertigo i remember it

https://www.twitch.tv/xqc
This is what our lobbies should be like.

i got red premier yay!

>>1998819
Praying for more Vitality failure just to cope that he might come back home. Even though I feel like FaZe would reject him for frozen if he even wanted to come back.

I miss cadred

i miss snap tap

>>1999555
checked and let go unc 2022 faze is done

I miss real fnatic

>>1999589
>brollan
not real fnatic, fuck off poser

>>1999612
holy unc

>>1999612
that was the last gasp, jw was gone like a week later
I still enjoyed golden fnatics with lekro or brollan and the trio

real ones remember bro on lan change the unc meta

>>1999622
Yea that one still had the swedish soul.
I quit watching around the time that team disbanded I think. If after that lineup flusha went to C9, that should be the time.

>join dm server
>pros awping and using mp9
>top 10 players peeking the same two angles over and over sitting in spawn to protect their k/d
adding leaderboards to these servers was a mistake

>>1999705
you missed out, flusha came back to fnatic with golden and it was like a second round of that lekro team with brollan as a young gun, they won a couple events and had that old feeling where they'd do retarded shit but it worked, even hit #1 briefly, and then covid and online cs kinda killed em

8.5 hours

>>1999796
FaZe finna get knocked out in groups by turks :(

>>1999800
nah
Faze 2-1, triple OT on 3rd map

>>1999802
With or without a big lead choke from both sides?

>>1999805
we can only hope

I sold my case and skin to the marketplace for steambux every time I receive my weekly drop

me too, i just buy the few skins i want to play with, which aren't many. and since many are too pricey anyway i am mostly budget hunting

>>1999895
meant for >>1999884 obviously

obviously

indeed

fraudgolz will lose

eco'd

LOST TO USPS

mongolz fucking suck

wow there's a literal gypsy in navi

>>1999939
nuke is the white man's map
they'll do better on ancient

Jackie Chan bros, what's happening?

worst map i've ever seen Mongolz play, they did absolutely nothing except winning a pistol and a lucky eco

navichads we are so back

what happened here?

What does /cs2g/ rate Freya out of 10?

>>1999961
too old

>>1999961
post her feet and I'll tell you

who is this fucking retard?

>>1999968
>not knowing the goat observer
be better

>>1999968
he operates the cameras in game

Ermmmmmmm....Cadianbros....what the helly?!?!?!

>>1999980
i dont get it, why are they laughing at eggs?

>>1999982
This might help you

FraudgolZ

navi might be winning ep

>>2000008
mongolz lost to hotu and inner circle, even if they get past them it means nothing at the moment

>>2000000
get check

bLitz lmao

blitz....

>>1999961
objectively? 11

>>2000025
literally old hag

>>2000025
weird hands

objectively 5/10

>>2000026
hag love is the purest form of love

b1ad3 is going to beat the shit out of aleksib if they choke this shit

>>2000031
i just saw the 5v2 throw
they should all be beaten up

bl0tz solo losing this

>>1999968
valorante streamer

I'd love Navi to win just so that they can lose for the tenth time in a row to Sp0r0t

i never doubted fragging iGL aleksib

>>2000046
i think it's 11-2 in spirits favor and one of those navi wins were just group stage and spirit still eliminated them same tournament

>>1999229
>Mongols also lost to hotu on the first day and it didn't matter.
>it actually mattered
hello anon?

love mongolz but that shit is inexcusable
not ready to be a top5 team

insane bl0ts performance

Swedish league Elitserien have placed Northern Lights, home of 16-year-old starlet Anton "Meinz" Evander, under investigation for matchfixing and have been temporarily suspended from play.

The alleged offence did not take place in Elitserien, but the league said on their website that "after a thorough initial review of credible evidence, received from multiple parties, we assess that the suspicions are so serious that we are immediately temporarily suspending the team from all participation in the Elitserien league system."

The young squad have 48 hours to respond as the investigation gets underway.

>>2000056
goat meinz is innocent

>>2000054
they just didn't practice at all and it shows

>>2000060
should move to eu then
I refuse to believe they're still so poor they have to share a single hotel room when on the road

>>2000062
they are in EU but i think don't have a fixed bootcamp spot like big orgs do, they're just winging it, which is kinda impressive in itself

Monglolz

Just a little matchfix, this tournament has zero value to teams at the peak of vrs, they literally can’t decay out of the scene at this point and will be taking invites for all of 2026 even with mediocre results from here on out

>t-they didnt pp-practice at all
as if you need practice to beat a team with norbert or wonderfu

>>2000069
norbert major winner tho

>>2000069
>w-we only have 1k hours in game i promise
they're just lying

blade will innovate CS2 coaching by using shock collars on his players. this is why he's the goat coach

>>1999968
dangerzone pro, newfag

-bl0tz
+nocries

>>2000075
First team to properly trauma bond over shared ptsd will be astralis 2.0
It’s time coaches start putting teams in actual boot camps to break down players egos into mindless cs2 drones

>>2000083
nocries wants to play with russians

>>2000075
relax hasan

>>2000095
you dont understand anon, the dog is a zionist

damn, asia fucking sucks

maybe g2 is just bad

why do we shit on sunpayus so much?

DDD>GG

>>2000115
idk but malbs just isn’t the guy. He needs his original g2 roles back. It’s clear that’s where he was a t1 player putting up huge impact, star stats in nonstar spots

what the fuck was that g2

lol hunter

these sheep in chat are interesting, everyone complains about sudden cutaways to the same snippet of clips we've seen thousands of times all throughout epl but because we get to see some behind the scenes where they count down from 10 it's suddenly the best production in the world, funny as fuck

Is a sort of nominative determinism for nicknames real? None of these ence "prospects" have the makings of a t1 pro nickname.
>epoo
same reason jcobbb is a blatant flop, just a poor bastardization of his first name. And thats not to knock irl name based nicks, since some work like KSCERATO

Did ESL pay bLitz to turn off his brain and hands this tournament? Goddamn he sucked so fucking much.

>>2000048
Rape Marine

>>2000155
zywoo is a shit name though

>>2000155
>ZywOo
>tN1R
>Jimpphat
>malbsMd
>jottAAA
>tO0RO
Many bad nicknames in "t1"
Even one of the best players in CS, GeT_RiGhT has a mid one

>>2000163
i think people start thinking bad nicks are good after a while

oh no no no

>>2000163
>ZywOo
good
>tn1r
bad
>jottaaa
>tO0ro
>malbsmd
t2 players

g FUMBLED AT THE 2

>faze
>spirit
>furia
>vitality
>3dmax
why is g2 getting so unlucky match draws? where are the hotus and gentle mates and inner circles

>>2000155
nah there's plenty of players with terrible names that you just grew accustomed to, and these guys have very typical names for finns with lots of vowels, I think you and I discount jcobb more for his lackluster debut and demeanor

>>2000171
>faze
>unlucky draw

>>2000171
they lost to b8 and gentle mates in stage 1, I think that impacted their seeding since it's partly decided by other teams and they viewed them as weak

>>2000167
I think tier-2 has a very clear boundary of not being a part of that VRS major frenzy, aptly ending on GamerLegion
tO0RO maybe out of it, but he's VP's best player atm, would be a travesty to not mention him
Also those are just bad, there's mid-to-bad ones like "m0NESY" that looks ugly and means nothing, mezii that is a bit awkward with that double I, and then there's Xyp9x, kNgV, Brehze, n0rb3r7...

which movie parody is this thing with Spunj?

>>2000184
shutter island (because the skit is called shitter island)
i've seen the movie but i can't remember much. i think someone had amnesia or something like that.

>>2000155
99% of nicknames are shit if you we go by what you are saying and there is no "t1" nickname. Most of the time the basis is always related to their real name.
>kennyS
>olofmeister
>chrisJ
>NiKo
>jL
>JW
>friberg
>fer

>>2000177
it's not that clear cut, since the eu teams that had to fight for those spots are way better than most am/as teams that never were in danger of losing out

>>2000192
Those are all kino except jloser

tn1r answering some questions (translated)

>>2000194
NRG as the lowest na seed demolished nip at fragville, they can be as good as any stage 1 eu team, besides faze
True for Asia though, especially china & mongolia

why does this retarded fat fuck try to be funny so hard? i cringe every time i hear him talk, feel bad for hugo because he's alright
it just feels like harry is drunk all the time and thinks he's being hilarious

>>2000219
>NRG as the lowest na seed demolished nip at fragville
then sucked a fat cock vs brazil's 6th best team
safe to say that one was a lifegame

>>2000219
that was 1 match, albeit an important one, red canids, fluxo, imperial, pua and nrg are worse than the eu teams that were desperately fighting for their slot

>>2000245
They also raped sa at frag too so actually the fluxo game was a fluke

>>2000197
they're kino because the players are kino
if jl was actually cool, you'd think it was a good nickname

g2 bros, are we going home vs frogs?

>>2000255
jL is a kino name BECAUSE you can write jLoser with it.

>>2000255
wrong I think Niko is a faggot

1 online tournament era is over

>>2000258
We all do

with a slovaks it's always wack

>>2000266
Snackusu-sama forgivu me prease...

>>2000259
wrong
they're following a sure-fire path to success

>>2000266
Never doubted him.

APOLOGIZE

G322

ummm le genius saw bros???

Not a 3DMAX fan but it's good to see a national team rise up from T2 and become competitive with the best.

isnt g2 good at dust2?

>my Mongoloids OUT
>my HeavyGoat & friends OUT and even worse, lost 0-2 to 3DM*X frogs
>FaZe
Please don't do this to me... Not the triple kill...

>>2000283
I'm sorry bro, xantares and woxic are turning up tonight

>>2000283
hide your car keys, your toaster, your noose, before it's too late

who do we blame?

-PAYPAL RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

None of this matters now that the invites have been finalized.

>dull monotone loser aura coach
it hurts knowing g2 just needed a bald excitable 80iq man to yell "go kill them, just shoot them in the head NOW" to get over the line

>>2000288
Someone check the state of MATYS' mousepad.

>>2000288
fraud coaches with reddit cults

>>2000292
he got a new mousepad when he joined g2

>>2000290
every game matters in VRS

So wtf was this?

>>2000297
fluke (and vitality was mid)

OK XANTARES. ALL I ASK IS ONE (1) GOOD MATCH

>>2000294
>>2000296
What if the new one is already fucked like the old one, hence the bad performance?

>>2000295
>every game matters in VRS
Why?
Navi are invited to stage2 and even if they win epl they're still starting from stage2.

saw just saving strats for majors chill

>>2000296
imagine being left handed

>>2000297
vitality are a one-man team like spirit. no mezii pure impact carryjob, no win

>>2000297
fluke vs fluke

>>2000304
the only two players i know playing left handed are woxic and matys
i feel like there has be a few t1 pros who are left handed but plays with mouse right handed

>>2000302
there are other tournaments after budapest

anyone know what the potential matchups will be for playoffs now that there is only 1 match left to play?

>>2000312
falcons and spirit will start on opposite sides and each face a 3-2 team in their opening game
other than that i don't know how the seeding goes

why are they adhdspamming old skit snippets instead of just playing one

supposedly hunter tilted on comms? when was this?

>>2000309
right handed mice have always been the standard, so yea there are probably many left handers that just play games as a right handed person from doing it since they were kids, kinda like how many right handed tennis players play it as lefties cause it's an advantage and it's possible to swap to it if they do so early enough

g2 beat pooria btw so pooria probably sucks too

This is kinda crazy

>>2000316
never got this either, many of them aren't even available to watch anywhere, especially the ones where players read out hltv posts

>>2000331
Based on MongolZ's performance this tournament, it's more apparent it was MongolZ being bad than HOTU being good.

what happened here?

Francemonsieurs, I think we're finally tier 1
If only Karmine Corp or Gentle Mates got them...

>>2000353
>CAM ON MALBS
>GET SUM FACKING FRAGS

>>2000351
bit of both, they destroyed everyone in their path in the 1st stage including furia, they're on the level of b8 at the very least who they fucked up but it's obviously too much to ask them to take on the world's best teams one after another, it was good practice though

>>2000187
tnx

Maj3r made a step too far but realized they were holding for him and still almost won it

do we like twistzz now?

>>2000353
malbs was 8-4, think he was talking to matys who was 0-7

this map is faze's already. go next

nice flowery gamer sleeve fag

>>2000380
no he's the tworstzz

KARA BOGA

>>2000386
i aren't think that

another karrigan highlight already?

carrygun

>>2000400
go back

unc owning these turks

fucking Wicadia 2nd awp never works i swear, just give it to Maj3r man

>>2000403
and another
lol

twistzz kwabooty

>FaZe all smiles
oooh the vibes... the vibes...

RAIN É BRASILEIRO PORRA

fraudgolz down to 5th

>>2000423
weird that zontix is still shown but i think it's because they haven't played 5 games yet

>>1999895
which skins do you play with?
in general it's still better to buy on csfloat because steam tax is too high, but steam marketplace is still good for the cheapest skins

nt finn

botzen wake up nigga.

is f0ze good now?

today im turk
hadi gidelim aurora

>>2000440
>im turk
gross

Having Twistzz around has turned karrigan into carrygan

lucky fatty lifegame
2-1 aurora

>>2000446
yeah, he wasn't joking that a second caller took off some pressure

My god.

KWAB

unc...

>g2 had a free 1-0 and they still got elimed
lel

>mirage ends, train up next
>let's get woxic in here to explain what faze are gonna do on mirage
???

>>2000470
I want you to think really hard why that might be

>>2000463
>

>>2000467
Holy shit I forgot about that. Jesus what the fuck happened to them man.

>>2000463
>swing
it's that weird one that means impact, right?
so karrigan single-handedly beat aurora?

>Seeding for the playoffs will be using the results of Stage 2 and the corresponding Live Ratings to break any ties (e.g. the two teams with a 3-0 record)
I guess this means Spirit will face 3dmax or faze and Falcons will face navi or 3dmax

>>2000490
while being the fucking b anchor
lol

>>2000476
what are you implying
you can play it right before the map, when faze are already in the booth with their phones taken away from them. they've done it before

>>2000495
they were lucky to get a rain interview right before the game started so they probably moved the map part

I never saw this with 3.0
karrigan got 1 kill and roundswing said he didn't throw as hard as ropz?

TURKISH MOUZ

>>2000499
poop 3.0 sucks so bad
what probably happened is that ropz lost like two 1v1 clutches

>>2000507
rating 3.0 still has him at like 1.5x karrigan's while going 8-16 with way way worse round swing. but the round swing must be capturing something

i guess aurora started practicing train

>Faze playing with no pressure (caster's words)
im so sick of this fucking team

first it was no pressure because of Elige and new roles, then no pressure because of s1mple coming back to competition, then no pressure because broky came back, then no pressure because they bought a rookie and switched roles again, now there's no pressure last dance because Twistzz is back, next there will be no pressure because there's no rain so role switches again

permanent no pressure honeymoon dead team for a year

lol
you can really see faze haven't practiced train at all
just get it over with and let's go dust2

>>2000530
that's pre/post playerbreak
they ran out of strats in february and were running on fumes by may, cooked up some more with the time off

f0ze go home

Where's that pole guy? They dropped him?

n1 dinko

>>2000565
only for this tournament

>>2000567
Why?

>>2000569
because their team at the time of the invite was with s1mple and elige and they need same 3 man core

>>2000565
>>2000569
https://www.google.com/search?q=why+are+faze+playing+with+rain+again

the new box on train next to 6 is goated

what an enjoyable spend of time

didn't think i would witness a worse map than Mongolz on nuke today

It should be competitive

who do we blame?

>>2000593
The map.

>>2000593
the system, man

wait... based?

Aurora had 5v3 in the first pistol but threw it, this could have been a flat 13:0 just like that

>>2000601
neither tranime or jd vance is based

>unc is the only one in the green
How? He's like 60.

>vagina cs same time as epl
they're not even pretending to give a shit about it

>>2000613
Niko could never
(admit it was his fault)

>>2000613
Is he wrong?

>>2000613
don't worry senpai, there's a bigger problem than you being brollan 2

>>2000620
What's the problem?

Wtf was that

G2GAWDS who do we fire and who do we hire?

>>2000615
obsessed, he's as self deprecating as possible, the first search result of his name and twitter even takes you to an apology

>>2000632
>calls others obsessed
>has his daddy's google search results memorized
KWAB!!!!

>>2000613
thats basically saying Saw fucked up in prepping tactics for the match

>>2000636
or alternatively I searched for his twitter to see if there was something similar to what you just replied to, what a retarded fuck you are lmao

Is FaZe even good at D2?
I can mainly remember them losing there against higher firepower teams

>>2000636
kek

EPLs (playoffs) should be played in front of the crowd.

>>2000653
slowpoke retardbro...

>>2000632
>the first search result of his name and twitter even takes you to an apology
omegalul

okay im going to the gym
if faze throws this im going to kill some fat dane

BROKY BROKY BROKYYY

classic faze round
guess that'll have to do if we don't get OT...

>>2000656
figures that you're a teenager using twitch emotes, carry on son

TURKISH MOMENT

AHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
out-retarding the retard goat

lmao aurora
godky tho

Based retards

except for jottaaa the turks are truly broken rn

>>2000694
>7-5
how? it's still a completely open game

>>2000700
giving that round away to broky just broke them mentally apparently

Again, thank you so much for coming back Twistzz. Love your faggot ass.

kek everyone on aurora was looking at maj3r in confusion and disgust after that throw, not to mention faze on the other side

LOST TO FUCKING GLOCKS

OT might just happen

>>2000702
or not

faze might just not win another round

what a fucked timing
complete reset for faze

broky

>>2000725
is it possible to fit all aurora reactions into one or would the file be too big?

lost to glocks and it's over

damn... OT called off

ot called on

Unless...

>no cap
-ynk

rain...

unc still got it

kino clan is back

Now this is FaZe, not this shit with EliGE and s1mple and jcobbb

>>2000730
Probably but I don't have the tools to do it properly. I do it in the most retarded way possible hence why my clips are so short.

you can never trust a turk, fucking chokers

Please end it FaZe, I'm holding my shit in so hard. I swear this fucking team man...

broky carried

faze will face spirit btw

managed to make it exciting even without OTs
thanks to turks for putting up a fight despite being retarded

is woxic dogshit?

kwab

>>2000760
where bracket

probably -maj3r at this point, they all collectively lost faith in him after that 0 iq throw, could see it on their faces

>>2000768
will probably be shown soon
but spirit is highest ranked 3-0 team so they will face lowest ranked 3-2 team

>Broky insta asks twistzz for a hug
Huly fuark!!!! FaZe is BACK!

>jcobbb on couch
LOL

>>2000773
every epl got the cuck chair

bracket

>faze will face spirit btw
I don't give a FUCK who they face. I believe and this run is already much better as a send off to rain than Fissure.

my second open match is today!!!!! wish me luck magog!!! we have 5 players this time so i'm feeling lucky!

>>2000766
all this nigga had to do was to go international to start winning everything. but his huge sovl prevented him from doing so

Bro faze is just so goated how can you hate them???

>>2000778
Vita Navi gfs

>>2000779
they even went 3-1 too in actual games

>stand-in
>2-2 bracket
>spirit, vitality, falcons in playoffs
this is the most faze run in over a year

>>2000773
>they came in all laughing and jakub is just there

Everything will be alright )

this jcobb dude is so awkward, even elige fit in better

I hope FaZe make a miracle run so rain gets a better send-off than being beat by Liquid. Imagine them overcoming Spirit, Furia/Vitality, and the probably Falcons/Mouz.

>>2000790
so was broky

>>2000778
>falcons might play against navi or mouz both of whom they beat already
Ah, so this is how they choke.

>>2000784
why are frogs actively and intentionally delusional
navi will be lucky to sniff semis

>he smiled once
What a fucking sitcom tier ending to the stream kek.
>>2000790
Just give the dude some time and let him actually play too.

>>2000781
he spent 3 years on big and they were good for like a month online

>>2000773
>>2000801
they brought my nigga honda back

>>2000800
navi isn't french

futa asmr on esl b-channel btw

>faze win the whole thing
>rain leaves
>jcob comes in
>they shit the bed in stage 3

Frogs will meme on Falcons

>>2000814
he's not a navi fan, he's picking them because they're the worst team in the bottom half

Praying that FaZe wins against Spirit because I just need another FaZe vs Vitality before rain is gone.
donk-sama please throw that fucking match hard.

>>2000816
>Torzsi has to wage 2 jobs
Grim

>>2000819
>worst team in the bottom half
That'd be failchickens

>>2000826
who'd falcons beat to make playoffs again

>>2000831
Two teams, either of which they'll proceed to choke to in playoffs (mouz/navi). They fluked those bo3s.

>>2000814
navi's 5 most recent playoff wins:
nip
nip
mongolz (august 1st)
pain (january 24th)
mouz (october 13th 2024)

>>2000786
who's the stand in

>>2000841
>>2000833

spirit>furia
falcons>mouz
spirit>falcons

>>2000841
I just said navi isn't french? I don't care who won what

>>2000842
rain

>>2000843
If you can't notice that they've improved since then and on an upward trajectory then I can't help you. They had a slow start this EPL but they're in full swing now.

>>2000842
jcob

>>2000848
you mean the person who's been on faze the longest? damn must be hard playing with someone who's only been there for 10 years

>>2000848
misclicked
>>2000849
why don't you bet on navi to beat mouz then
if you think they're making the finals I'm sure you'll get very good odds

>>2000854
>why don't you bet
I'm against betting.

>>2000856
what do you feel like safely wagering
how bout if navi make the finals I'll post a public 500 word apology, and if they don't, you do the same

I think I just took the biggest Falcons of my life. I thought I'd have to push it with my hands after 4 flushes.

>>2000862
Do you promise not to use chat GPT?

>>2000863
kek

spirit is 6-1 vs faze (actually 6-2 but im not going to count games where hally stands in for donk)

I think I just took the biggest MOUZ of my life. I thought I'd have to call a pole after 4 flushes.

>>2000866
yes, you have my word. I don't even have an account, I tried that chinese one a while back but I don't even remember what my login was
agreed then?

>>2000870
they've never won against them with twistzz on faze
>cope
you bet er ass it is

>>2000874
>>2000864
you need to swap teams
it's much more believable that the mouz fan touched shit with his bare hands

rain is bad

>>2000884
Don't care. Vibes team.

>>2000875
A ~100+ word apology then. I don't think I would feel like mustering a five hundred word one.
If you're cool with it - it's a deal.

>>2000888
you can do 100, I'll do 500
navi could go out in qfs or semis before the finals, it's only fair

>>2000899
I'll do mine and it'll be at least a hundred if I lose this bet. You are allowed to do the same.
So, do we have a deal?

>>2000906
we have a deal

>>2000778
FaZe 3DMAX grand finals

faze always gets donked hard

big vaginas just smashed imperial vaginas

crazy response to my new build, first in the scene to do it
thinking about renting out to pros... soon @ major?

>>2000926
who the fuck is weenie, what happened to my qt terrorist waifu
did her imam tell her cs was haram

>14 more kills
>higher swing
>20 higher adr
>lower rating
donks gf robbed

>>2000929
Woah woah.

>>2000931
is nem1za the tn1r of julianos?

>>2000935
spend more time around women or brush up on your math

>>2000931
Wait a second. This doesn't make any sense.

>>2000940
i think it's some eco adjustment shit
even swing can be eco adjusted but you cant see it in any way

sooooooooooooooooooo..... they're keeping Rain for Major right? i mean they should, but with Faze's retarded management you never know
ESL Pro League was a chance for a new squad (Jcobb + Twistzz) to have some games together and good practice to see what they have to fix before Major and stuff, now with this event being played with Rain instead of Jcob, what's the point swapping them again without having any idea if it's gonna be better or worse than current squad

>>2000946
>they're keeping Rain for Major right?
no

>>2000929
>>2000935
>18 years old
>tattoos

>>2000929
>tats
>make up
>but oh noes she can't fist bump the coach
unironically a disgusting whore

>>2000931
>>2000940
here's a weird thing, suns1de got the automatic "top player" even though she didn't have highest rating

Mevlid is such a weird surname. Guess she's like half-turk or something from that area.

>>2000956
doesn't seem common
2 with the name in usa according to this

>spending this much energy discussing some cunt because she gives donk a handjob once in a while
parasocial e-celeb cuckery

>>2000946
no, rain is out and Joe Cobb is in

>>2000957
It's probably just spelled differently or adjusted or something.

>>2000952
that was before she reverted. here's your devoted muslimah, the picture of beauty and joy

>>2000946
rain was a last minute fix because they forgot about the 3/5 roster core rule, they literally forfeited the first game because of that
i don't think they're keeping him unless they miraculously win the whole thing and even in that case it would still look retarded

>>2000928
you in dat duwap or ohne pixel server?

>>2000975
connect vertigo.epidemic.gg
https://cs2inspects.com/

how are the knives animations now after the recent few updates? i remember it was fucked up at the start when they were doing this animation system upgrade or whatever is

donk bros
are we culturally appropriating the goat?

>>2000981
>70 in belarus
>64 in russia
>32 in ukraine
feels like all these people must be related just a few generations back

Everybody looking forward to Vitality vs new Spirit
so 100% either rain will pull an Antwerp performance or FalleN will roll back the years to 2016 and fuck it up

>>2000986
f0ze literally can't win
pooria could

>>2000984
I mean it's not completely accurate but this is rather a rare surname for sure.

>>2000984
>feels like all these people must be related

>Thailand
The GOAT has got some explaining to do.

Guess who this is.

Listen and learn: https://youtu.be/rRFVL4q2N8s?si=GmuZNOTcn2NielWO

>>2000993
chrisj

>>2001000
Nope.

>>2001001
well that's it i'm not guessing more

>>2000992
what did you think s1mple's been doing all this time
bcgame didn't play any vrs farming lans because he refused to leave pattaya

>>2000929
here's your trad wife bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVSd8SiZaf8

>>2001008
>is that a woman in jeans and a tank top??? AHHH I'M GOING INSANEEEEEE
back to pakistan lil nigga

>>2001008
>here's your trad wife bro
She can outfrag the ENTIRETY of /magog/ at EASE DOE

>>2001012
>She can outfrag the ENTIRETY of /magog/ at EASE DOE
That's not a high bar.

>>2001013
she can try

>>2000993
Jame?

>>2001025
Nah, Jame's is even wilder as it's the 13th most common surname.
it is a 4 letter nickname though

>>2001029
>it's
his*

>>2001029
Famous CS Pro from Kenya Robin "ropz" Kool.

>>2000780
we won! 19-17 haha

>>2001031
Yeah. It's ropz.

>>2001032
Congrats.

>>2001031
>>2001033
crazy
my next guess would have been zaaz after Jame
i didn't think Kool could be an Arab or Persian surname at all

>>2001037
probably completely different origin for different countries
only two countries where it's remotely common is estonia and netherlands

>>2001043
It is. I'm Dutch and my surname also randomly pops up in Iran

Is having a relatively low HS% bad?
I've pretty much perfected the AK/A1-S body spray pattern. I can beam down people across the map with it without missing a shot but somehow I can't hit a headshot to save my life.

>>2001045
Yeah I mean since it's 10x more common in Netherlands or Estonia I doubt it's because of immigrants.

>>2001048
zont1x won the trifecta with some of the worst hsp in the world
just channel the 50% spray accuracy goat

>>2001048
yeah your ass ain't never getting back on a t1 team miroslav, sorry

>>2001048
technically headshot percent by itself doesn't really matter (as long as you get the kills it doesn't matter how). but there's just situations where headshot kills makes everything much easier. in particular when you peek you typically just want to instant hs.

>>2001055
What happened here? I missed the match

>>2001055
you just know they were like
>WHY DID YOU DO THAT

>>2001058
https://www.twitch.tv/eslcs/clip/GrotesqueOddCrabsPJSugar-JP4yL4n2t9B_mXq2

>>2001058
Buddy, you won't believe what happened here
https://www.youtube.com/live/HV9_ka4SXlE?t=29031s

>>2001058
maj3r pushed smoke to try to kill broky in 1v1 when there was like 2 seconds left (he would've won if he just ran away)

>>2001050
>zont1x won the trifecta
zont1x ain't do shit

>>2001058
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxSOfrIJEnRlT-gjsz12JzH_gsSXO8rMWf?si=OBVGyr-uqyKL2XXp

Will you miss Faze when they're gone?

>>2001060
woxic's reaction is the fucking best kek.
I wish we got MAJ3R's reaction, I have a feeling he just stared at the monitor like this.

>>2001055
lmao this is so good

>>2001074
yes

>>2001074
I was already missing rain before this event even started. Just thinking about a rainless FaZe was rough. I am not ready for the future.

>>2001092
Ehhhh doesn't hit the same without the pics of the usual suspects. Also the blunder really came from the 1v1 at 0:03, so it needs to show the time.

>>2001097
idk how to add the faces

>>2001048
>I've pretty much perfected the AK/A1-S body spray pattern. I can beam down people across the map with it without missing a shot
how did you do it, dm or just spray training on bots?

>>2001114
refrag.gg recoil training

>>2001114
DM
Loads of DM

That said A1-S really takes no training it benefits more from an aim trainer. You can just tap crouch and aim center mass

>>2001120
>That said A1-S really takes no training it benefits more from an aim trainer. You can just tap crouch and aim center mass
Being a troglodyte A4 user. Whenever someone drops A1-S to me, I sometimes whiff completely because I pull down too much. Funny stuff (I hate the A1-S).

>>2001159
I cannot fucking believe that this is being discussed unironically. I just can't.

>>2001159
saying obviously incorrect shit for attention is why you aren't getting hired anymore bro, people only enjoy the novelty for a little bit before the gimmick gets tired

>>2001194
he's right

>>2001198
what do you think happened

>>2001202
what maui said

So like, are valve bringing the kernel anticheat or not?

>>2001222
niggas at valve are lazy / slow but competent. while other fake ass niggas implemented some kernel ass shit to show off how good they are at detecting cheats at the cost of knowing what you do in and outside the game. valve is cooking the strongest anticheat that wont need some kernel access shit that will leave your pc marked forever, like some raped victim.

>>2001237
Okay, so they aren't doing shit.

>>2001222
No.
Valve are stubborn (much like the CS community funnily enough) they fully believe in AI anti-cheat and they will try to make that work. If they implement to do a Kernel AC, they would've done that by now.

KINO COMING UP

>>2001244
troons vs oldtroons

>>2001247
wait austin is 23? bro you gotta lose weight

>>2001250
he has. he was fatter before.

>>2001237
Exactly. And now don't call me out for being tech illiterate. It's true that I said "kernel level software can see everything" when literally every executable on Windows can read your entire harddrive, watch your keystrokes, and capture your screen-- Steam already has full access. I mean, like, yeah. I'll download some sketchy mod tool made by some unknown Russian and then run it without thinking twice, but that kernal shit? Not on my PC!

>>2001222
Cheats are past kernel my dude.

>>2001264
sorry to hear your bitch ass pc was raped

CS PLAYERS BTFO

>>2001313
Just FaZe but we love shitters here.

flom and austin and cooper is losing to trannies

>>2001319
trannies streamsniping xiters, wbk

>>2001313
>mr15
>no subtick
wtf bros we really fucking suck this game is so shit it’s insane

>>2001319
It ain’t over till it’s over.

Fucking ESL, just schedule 2 games today in the afternoon and 2 games on Friday
but no, gotta have le rest day and then start at 10 in the morning on Friday

>>2000816
I need MORE mommy girlcock fanfic about her right fucking now.

>>2000881
>>2000881
kek buckbroken and rent free, that wasn't even me there are many failcl0wns haters itt

also use a bidet you nasty ass fuck

>>2001410
>that wasn't even me
who are you

>>2001417
kek who do you think you're fooling faggot

>>2001426
did you think "the mouz fan" meant you specifically, and not the quoted anti-falcons vs anti-mouz posters

>>2001446
Yes, the faggot who posted >>2000874 in response to the anti falcons post and you talking about
>mouz fan touched shit with his bare hands
was specifically about me. Don't try to gaslight me bitchass.

>>2001450
the other dude maybe but not me, and I was the one you called out
are you gonna have a meltdown every time someone makes a "mouz fans are indian" joke? it's a meme. it's like if there was an israeli who took personal offense to every joke about vitality being a jewish team

>>2001477
Calling you out doesn't mean I'm having a meltie you autistic fuck. As previously mentioned

rent free bitchass

>>2001484
how can it be rent free if it's not about you
who is living rent free in my head, the concept of indians being mouz fans?
what needs calling out?

>>2001489
you may have the last word

>>2001495
what does that mean
I'm not trying to win an argument, I'm interested in answers to >>2001489

it seems this mouz jeet is still not respecting his superiors. well repeat what happened at EWC, just wait.

>>2001559
you're already giving in and predicting a 3rd place finish for falcons?

Mouz is gonna be unstoppable with -jimm +rain

>>2001621
how often does a team cut a player for sustained mediocrity (not interpersonal problems) and they have a resurgence somewhere else
in the top 20 (already selecting the ones that work out) you got yekindar, sunpayus, maj3r, woxic, karrigan, aleksib, w0nderful, some of the 3dmax frogs, hooxi, magisk, elige, broky, perfecto
unless he's becoming an igl, I don't see it

>>2001621
Why would gigachad go to the nerd team?

>>2001647
He's been on Faze for basically his entire career. Under karrifat for the last couple of years. I definitely think a change of scenery and fresh leadership can rejuvenate him.
>>2001685
They're all nerd teams except maybe Semper Fi, everyone is a gigachad there.

>kyousuke gets to pick
>says this
ropzlilbrehs, pack your bags...

>>2001941
yeah im putting my next months rent on that

>>2001945
>rent
imagine not owning a house or apartment
KWAAAAAAB!

>>2001958
It's my grandmothers apartment so basically i own it too but not really so i can get rent money from government

>>2001959
W fucking over government

>>2002027
why is HE there...

>>2002027
>Monesy has to pick his team
>Could pick between donk, ropz or zywoo
>With absolutely 0 hesitation he picks Niko first
There is no way in hell these 2 aren't fucking, I've never seen such gay niggas in my life. Even Niko doesn't look surprised at all, it's like he new his russian twink bf would choose him.

>>2002142
>meme showmatch
>m0nesy could pick between colleagues and close friends
>chooses friends
>THEY SO HAVE SEEEEEEX SEXY SEX

>>2002152
Kyousuke also plays with Niko and he would have chose donk regardless.
If you have to pick a team between Niko, donk and zywoo and you pick Choko because it's your teamate you are just insane.

>>2002176
goat rifler>siberian mutt
mongoloid ruined it all, otherwise 13:2 for team nikonesy

>>2002142
>>2002176
would make less sense to pick ropz first, but him and donk got beef and picking zywoo as an awper himself would either be unfair or stupid depending on the result, also if you can't place faith in your mentor and friend for a showmatch how could you when it really matters? though for the next time something like this happens the team captains should maybe be someone who's not taking part so that no one's obliged to pick the ones they're closest to

>>2002176
because donk and kyousuke are friends for several years????????
you're n anti-fun loser and retarded if you start to sweat and "optimize" your picks in a SHOWMATCH

>>2002051
xantares declined

>>2002142
he picked his friend and teammate wow
god you people are autistic and boring, who gives a shit about media day meme game

>turkish mouz player picked last
>even after a mongolian player who barely speaks english
lol